Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - AUDIO: 'Yankee Effin' Swap 2016

Episode Date: December 17, 2016

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And they keep up the unliked episode. You know, the only one that's not a fucking douchebag, Pinkies up, soda. We're here. Was that someone that he lost his shinnon or is that one? But they punched this one, and he threw the headphones on that one. All right, before we get into that, some subtext that you just brought up,

we're here, the YKWD, the very special Christmas episode. We have the regulars, A-K-A, the Trinity as they're calling you fucking assholes. Oh, that's fun. Well, that means carrots, onions, and celery. Hey, I'm carrots. I'm salary Camic and Camic a celery and onion kick. Tell you that much Well, you can take a bomb down a way

Start off hard bitch. You do you start off hard. I didn't even know what it meant We got very special these yanky swap day Created by Joe List. And my other creation, Rose Thorn Sea. What is that? I forgot that. That was a bit wild. That was terrible. Rose Thorn Sea.

We even needed two years ago. That was like Joe did a great album with Yankee Swap. Yeah. We followed it with a shit one with Rose Thorn Sea. Yeah. For my life, but I like it. It's like Meatloaf's second album. The album is called, Are You Melt Me?

It's a little fun. All right, here's the deal. Let's go through this real quick. We got special guests coming in today. I like but I like it's like meatloaf second album. The album is called are you mad at me? All right, here's a deal. Let's go through this real quick. We got special guests coming in today Ooh very special guests for I got a special guest. Faluis. Oh for me. I gotta spit I don't know if you're gonna like it or hate it, but it's it's it's from your past What oh someone's getting nervous. Oh, maybe I'm just screaming nervous to get Oh someone's getting nervous. Oh, maybe I'm just screaming nervous No, it's not big hey, hey, is it a No Kastoka no The fucking bitch's name

We got of course Chris Coppo was back for the first time He's got his Conan O'Brien fired beard. I know, my like a WD break up beard. Yeah. He's like, hey, Bobby, this came about a pickaxe. We didn't break up, we just became friends. We did? Yeah, we did break up. We did?

We just friends. Yeah, we just friends. Look at you do, you do look like after sitcom face, after like eight years on a show. It's like I wrote a letterman look. Yeah, I wrote a motorcycle up the West Coast. I'm just fun, could find a life. Did you start in my own business man?

I got two restaurants in Santa Monica. I don't miss it. Do I miss it? No, really? That's great news. We got perfect elf face. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, yeah.

What? I want to be a dentist. Oh my god. It looks like a Christmas card. On screen. It looks like a Christmas card. Can I see? I'm Santa St. David Elf. So we got us two in wordplay on Santa. He's like just make the fucking Just beard, tastes like an old lady's vagina. I don't know where this has been for the last year. I will buy that beard off you right now. We got Joe list of course aka Hey, why aren't any of us the Trinity in the fucking intro?

Yeah, yeah, first of all there's no rule what Pogas is that's that's y'all as popus what that was y'all as popus Yeah, y'all as popus and Joe fucking derosa the two least likable people And maybe Schumer and Schumer yeah that bitch you call me Hollywood. That's a Hollywood move. Yeah, Bob college Body's a star fucker. That's really kind of hurtful. I'm a laugh. We're laughing. Have some yaks here Jewish words in but that's not Jewish Totally We're laugh we have some yaks here Jewish words in but that's not Jewish yuck. That's totally how it's your audience fucking What's how I describe Jewish women? Oh shit? I love a nice thick breasted Jewish like gal. What?

Nice jacket. Hey, did you lose weight? I don't know am I do I look sick? You look thin You look at thin you look you can't tell him he looks thin. I'll be freaking out for the rest of the day You look sure you look thin like gaunt. Yeah, I don't like that at all Yeah, you do you look a little thing you look like one of your fingers There's some going on here that wasn't even a real attempt at a joke you're trying to get this bomb down What happened? What's going on? I'm into it. I'm into it. I'm into it. He wants to wipe the old lady's mind off his face It's my new thing. Oh Jesus Christ. All right, we get Dan Soda aka monster voice aka corporate Dan aka Fucking Michael rap port stole my aka thing. He did no he does it too. Oh, he's cool. Um

Oh my why is the middle of my my tongue numb? You shouldn't be licking that. That was probably made in a fucking factory in China. I can't help it. It goes in my mouth. Pull it down. This girl has been hiding cocaine in that period. You look young with this thing.

You look like a young little young. That's cause it's stretching my fat on my face back to my ears. Like Joe Pesci, Pesci, and Casino. Fuck, ha, ha, ha. And next speaking of bombs, we have a terrorist face. I am the bomb, you're right. We have my- Oh, there you go. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Corn and it's that he stole off a young boy most likely I was in the theater so I can't be a character witness

Hey kid camea you nachos my friend dance hungry. I'm gonna punch you in the face give me your sour about kids He's on millions. I make good money. I bought those nachos. Thanks. Well, I'll also thanks to the sour best kids I make good money, but he sits down. No people make good money. Don't say they make good money. They just make it They said they're doing well the un-oiled wheel squeaks the loudest Dan. Oh, Bob. The early worm catches the fish. Done. You can lead a horse to water. And you can't watch a quiet movie with Louis J. Gomez eating next to you. I thought you'd call it a serious movie.

It's about aliens talking. Ha ha ha ha ha. Dan is dumb. Dan is dumb. Dan is dumb. Well, when the aliens overlords come, I hope they take Joe first. Yeah, fucking problem. Yeah, yep right there We're just really liberally Chris that was fairly a joke that was just a great movie though. Okay, so it was a good table. I didn't get it

What the hell is they're talking. I don't get it. Why doing you don't speak except to go on white? Manchester by the sea that's a good movie if you see in that way You know what we're doing. You don't speak except to go on white. I'm going to say what Joe's girlfriend has said a lot. You're a drama queen. What do you mean? You used to queen. You're a drama queen. It's a good movie. It's not a good movie. I heard it is actually.

You don't like it? I don't mean to corporate damn it. You want to take a fucking mystic rivers and mystic that and you fucking fuck it. You can't have to try. This is not what I hate.'t like it? I don't mean to corporate damn you want to take a fucking mystic rivers and mystic that and you Can't have the child. This is not a good job. What is it? This isn't what it is about? This isn't the Dennis Lehigh. No, you're the fucking rivers on fire. Ma You're referring to Dennis Lehighne books translated into film And my least favorite fucking movies what what you talking books first then movies? That's a lot of you mean every movie ever made

But what what yes name a movie Star Wars oceans 13 book. You think ocean 13 was a book you This third it was one two That's 13 you know just started 13 you fucking it in it You do the best book club. I bet What's the movie name again manchester by the sea, it's a town. I know where it is. My uncle was the fucking, the male guy there.

It's about him. What? I wasn't, he didn't fucking give me a part. You don't want to see who that casted as you. We have a very special. Bobby, hold on, why aren't you giving us all parts in your new fucking TV show about your life? My, we got a very special guest coming in today

that I hope you enjoy. Okay. He is One of my favorite people in the world. Can you tell my friend to get ready? I don't like him. I don't already I'm gonna hit I don't like him. I hope you do I Fuck They're getting punched in the fucking face. I hope no matter who walks to that car Okay, fuck whoever It's Matt Sarah

It's No, no, no, no, no, Kelly. It's Kelly. It's Kelly Frosty. She always met Sarah by 40 pounds. Jesus Christ. The beard threw me. Take all the coats off. Kelly, put your stuff down.

Put your, take your apron off. I'm sorry. Oh, Kelly, go sit over here. Kelly, for Stokers, we got you into the crew back. Hi, baby. Sco, you're sick. Scobo, you can leave now. Yeah, I'm sick of this back. We got you So I think we have to remember that this is a program not just a hang I'm buddy you didn't listen to the intro. It's just a calm and there's no rules Make a change in somebody's life right. Yeah, you never know I'm afraid this is gonna be one of those scenes where Kelly gives out how she has taken revenge over us in the past nine months

Well, we have another special Yes, I shall say for all the audio listeners Kelly is your shoving candy cans into her mouth right now revenge over us in the past nine months. Well, we have another special guest. I should also say for all the audio listeners, Kelly is your shoving candy cans into her mouth right now. It's pretty crazy. We have another special guest. There's no more.

Everybody will love, and if you don't love, I'm gonna punch him in the face. You're a piece of shit. It is a guy this time, very special person. To the toilet person. Yeah, that's what I did. I got a retarded person to come on to you make fun of How was there open Anthony did it for years dude? That's a whole thing. I did it for years too. You were on my show

Two Wait a minute mentally challenge I'm not showing you to Very little how close are we? What? God she's so much harder than Kelly you really upgraded live really Love you skip like four. No, I know I there's a contract now if she gains ten pounds out nice She has to be as light as deep who at all times. It looks like she's the Hollywood cast and Kelly's the person in the real story Who would be Scopo?

I'm a comic who a dog worker. Oh, who's the real school or the the Hollywood? Burr would play the real scope. Oh no bird would be you Burr be soda. Oh, thanks. We'd have to get we have to step in Oh be me Lou, uh, Guzmán No, no, no, we'd have to get who's to get a step in a little bit me Goosemon Who's it a whole different like who's the angel? So that we get George Lopez we get angel cells are like that. I look at dice to play me Why I don't know I don't say this I like that casting choice. Yeah, you do Lurick rattlesnake first of all producers. We're gonna have to be me. Steve We're gonna have to show me

Joey Puerto Rican battles take the show. Oh, I enjoy the show without me Why my thorn my thorn just happened Fucking great act John Q sir. You shut up. Thank you John Q sack. I can't wait a lot. I don't get to show me first part of my face. One second, you have Q-sack from here up. I'm not wearing the hat. You have, yeah, you are. I'm not. Funny, you have to wear the hat.

I'm wearing a beard in the hat. Are you doing reservoir dogs? Are you doing reservoir dogs, Mishami? No. Hey, don't you? Mishami again. Mishami. Why?

You're a great actor. He's known for his bad mouth. You're the only one who's so weird. Joe is a bad mouth. Joe is a bad mouth. Joe is a bad mouth. Joe is a bad mouth. Joe is a bad mouth. I feel like that's the only party that looks like Bishemi. Dude, let me tell you something. First of all, it's, you have a nice mouth. It's different. It stands out. Yeah, special. Do me a favor. Open this candy cane with one of those fact. I'm kidding. Listen, you're a cutie. You have John Q. Sack heir. How How's that? Let me move on. All right, let's move on. Yeah, you have a nice mouth joke. Thanks. Let me see it. I'd rather not let me give me a kiss. Sorry. There's great jokes coming out of it right now.

Usual let's talk about Kelly's weight. No, I'm kidding. Oh, she looks better than she did when she first came back She got so fat that was uncomfortable to make fat jokes about her. And now I'm completely cool with it. She's a pig again. She's down to a pig again. It's great. Merry Christmas, everybody. I love, let me tell you what Kelly gets when she gets chubby. Titties.

Awesome, titties. She's got diner waitress tits. I mean, those are fucking, gee, I mean, they're so nice. She has good in a shirt, titties. What do you mean? What? You got sparking. What do you mean? What if you take him out what happens? If you take him out it's like if you hit an airbag on a car just the whole room

Where is there? No, there's a laugh from her the laugh on the couch She's trying to get more in job. She's gonna laugh at everybody. She's a cackling maniac. I got a laugh on the couch I I got a laugh on Kelly You got to laugh from these fucking yeah, yeah, they're professional comedians Bob I saw this I can make him I could draw a fucking thumb puppet. He'd fucking giggle So How are we doing ready? I were ready Everybody Everybody everybody I'm pretty sure she beg you to sit down Lauren you sit down. I love that we don't have a microphone for whoever this is Lauren Where is the special one was can't Lauren Lauren wait wait don't invite him in yet. It's Jimmy's camera

She already has a megaphone stop yelling wait people are self conscious. Can we put I want camera five turned on him when he comes in Undertaker all right ready and Everybody I need I need a nice Christmas song for this next get. Have you? No, no, no, hop a little more. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun is to ride a little? So we'll set a course. And we'll set a call.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Hey, Santa! Hey, Santa! Santa's here, everybody! It's the real Santa! Give it to him, too. What is it, Joe? Joe, no, no, no. You don't just T-thring and get all caught up in that girl. Yeah, plus you have little league mouth. I love this.

I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this.

I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. Joe no, no, you don't just teeth are gonna get all caught up in that go. Yeah, push you have little league mouth You Lu is really needs those

Hey, oh, Lei, choose. I don't know what battery is. I don't know what battery is. There you go, battery. I'll take that. Can you put those in scope also get the personality? What's that? What's that, Vag yourself? I'm in the arms.

Come, give something. Give something to the scope. I get the fucking big lead, too. Well, he gave that to me really, but that's good. You have guys. You take that. I hate how Tim Dylan asked me involved in everything in the industry just I Nothing

Tim Dylan that's Santa That's Santa dude Santa Claus is sweating. He's on grinder In his defense in the story of St Nick. He is a gay Republican And his defense in the story of St. Nick. He is a gay Republican Kelly Bob down one because he's fat. I mean, what is that? A close swiping on Grindr right now? Oh, Oh,

I felt like Kelly. I'm going to Oh, Oh, Looks like Asian boys have been extra nice this year. I've done I think this is the worst fucking suit ever. But I got a nice beard. I agree. I work on the building goes. Leave it. Leave it. This is the worst fucking suit ever. But I I

Listen, nice beard. I agree. I I work on the building goes. This is a Halloween suit. He said first of all I bought I fucked up I bought a very expensive suit for him three X I had it I I left it my car So we had to run out and He's got it at Ricky's. He's like a stripper. Yeah, you have sexy standout,

but it looks like when the Grinch dresses up as Santa to stick it up. I am a fan across the park. It looks like the bottom of like the skirt of a tree and it's in here, put it on. I have my gift and my pants for everyone. You know, I don't mean that. I mean, for the thing.

You can do that. That's all. It really doesn't fit at all. Looks like a bad. The guy said to me because this looks like a Halloween Santa. Are you hot? Yeah, I didn't grade. Okay, great.

Well, we'll keep it off for a little bit. All right. Thank you for coming, Santa. Oh, thank you. How's the how's the North Pole? It's been well, it's we moved it to a lepo. He loves Paul. So it's actually not great. It's not good.

But really? Yeah, it's pretty rough. Oh, that's good. How's the how's the reindeer going? It's been killed. It's in a leipa. Drone strike out the deer. That's a new Christmas carol being written as we speak. How's the wife? Uh, she's okay, you know, we cut her clip off. What's his name? Oh, what's pretty progressive. What is that mean? He's a gay his gay Santa's gay scope is not gay One thousand percent Has sexual that's true. He's asexual. Yeah, so anyways, we're gonna start this off today. We have we're gonna look at the video from the

Missouri loves company talk about that a little bit, but we're gonna start out with our game first of all uh... what is this to i forget it thorn and rose thorn now you're the gift first we should we'll get the close the show the second and a no that no that's close to the show what the thorn was i just did that after

yeah do the gift first luis is trying to put it off and get us to forget about it now so you don't like it now why it's fine it's just we should get the gifts first Lewis is trying to put it off and get us to forget about it. No, sorry. Why you don't like it? No. Why? It's fine. It's just we should get it. Why don't you like it? Do the gift first every year.

Why don't you like it? And why did you make your hat your your elf hat into a regular hat? Oh, look what I got guys. What's this? We got some snacky poos. Oh, you get a food up here. It's all for Tim. No rules.

Just today. No rules Did I put it right in front everybody grab a little bit Santa's payment put the Saraje wings in front of me though You have Saraje wings. Where's the Saraje's? I wish I would like to That's what Santa's like at every restaurant. You're like he sucks to wait on Santa Claus is demanding when he sits in your section. Oh my god. Yeah, hot as fuck your hot as fuck guys You're the best Liz I'm gonna grab a surround I missed that. It's like music. Yeah

I get a fry I really hope you did just slowly playing revenge on all three of us I'm still doing that's dead a cuz you're all fucking eating. And cuz you're talking. What? cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. Jungle Boogey Billy and Billy and Jungle Boogey. I got a one in the burger. So we had this thing.

We had what he's fucking got. You doing a new podcast? Well, you know what? You're fucking shoving food into your face. You fucking fat Santa Oh, I think you need to settle down before I throw this fucking wing ready. I fucking know No, we'll fuck no So this thing happened this weekend Anyway, you look cooler like that. It looked like surfer Santa. So this thing happened this weekend. We all saw the video, right? You guys just wanted to happen on Monday?

We have napkins, buddy. I hope someone got fucking rid of it and their fucking gifts. Let me, let me, let me, can we focus? All right, we're focusing. I'm focusing. All right, ready? Everybody saw the video, correct?

Which video? Misery loves company. Yes. Jimmy Martinez almost beat the fuck out of Kevin Brennan. Which is shocking. Yeah. That's someone. It was sarcastic.

Oh, I honestly didn't get it. Jimmy Martinez is a large man. Yeah, big guy. Big guy. Not someone to fuck with. The fucking pussy. I'll say it. Whoa.

What's with this fucking mouth? Jimmy, you hear that? Come at me motherfucker. Come at me like that bitch Okay, Jimmy's good friend of mine. He's on the sky Please edit that video and treat it before Legion of Skanks tonight. I know bitch. I's made nigga, bro Uh, why did I why did you please edit it the sorry out of the back? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, just put that on Twitter So it looks like you think you could take Jimmy Martinez Came down to it. We really came down brass tax No, I can fight the 30 seconds the fuck up bro. You could fight the 30 seconds bro. You bitch the fuck up

I dare you I fucking sue you so fast fucking the body story What a pussy becomes he'll be fucking pussy goes Fast fucking the body story I'll take fucking max is fucking chalkboard from his wall take everything It's chalks for this paint. What it's painted on the wall Anyway, I love watching you guys threaten each other eating wings Hey, that's a good gift and you know what I'm holding on to this now cuz you guys You're a lot Everyone relax everyone relax you'll remain what you're a gay one

To miss a ten million you love men's penis and butts and butts. You're not so nervous. You suck around the balls and you want to fuck 455 men with only one. This is the jollyest hate crime. I've ever witnessed it. So. Don't worry, don't worry, I'm Christmas. Christmas Can't take that Christian on Dylan the Republican homosexual I just had a very shiny dick You would even say it would make you sick with it because it's gay To real to real okay That's what I guess What true real to real okay Look at the facts look at the stats fine Bobby you want me to be real as to be a fake Astro Tim Dill doesn't have AIDS

What what was this fucking 85? I didn't have a name for it Jokes of funny great. They're not funny Be good That's why it's funny nobody's dying of it It was only funny when you get really died from it. No, it's hilarious now that you see that did you see that Sasha and back home movie the new one no we just spy Nobody seen I'm gonna ruin if everybody so spoiler alert

I think he ruined it for everybody the guy There's a little boy with no wheelchair with a The guy does a little boy with a wheelchair with AIDS and he gets shot and the blood goes flying By everybody and the kid the guy from who's the kid from Harry Potter what's his name the the lead? Galcon the actor Daniel Daniel Rackliffe Deanna Rackliffe it goes in his mouth And the next thing is new Daniel Rackliffe has contracted AIDS. That's right. That was pretty funny Nice mouth open needs this funny joke. I just funny. So you guys saw this video man of

Of this of this craziness the we're calling in this studio the riot cast incident I thought you're gonna kill him for me almost breaking this what lean nuts Jimmy literally just put his dick on the table and rub it across it every day and Bobby wants a shit. You're out of your fucking mind. I don't, I like Jimmy. Me and him and my friends for a long time. I really like Jimmy a lot.

Um, look, if you listen to the podcast, there was a lot of crazy shit. It was a crazy show. It was, I mean, nobody was fucking listening to anybody and it was just out of the gate. Everybody just trying to do their own fucking thing. But then that fucking call, he calls him up, he calls Jason Steinberg up. It's so funny too. Fucking Jason. It's his client. Yeah. Just be his manager. Just say no, he's doing great. You know fucking, you know, not while you audition some What the fuck guy to me. See I only watch the clip of the fight. So I don't have any context of what happened before That we're gonna pull it up right now. Um, you're gonna break it down like a John madden Santa. Oh what?

Yeah, you have the clips. Where's that one? That's right dude. Let's not where's deep put it at the show you guys killed you. I'm laughing about it. Why Dude let's not where's deep with it? That's Joe you got you know killed you I'm laughing about me. I Can't see what I what listen here's a deal I think my Bobby is he's most funny when he's not trying to be funny And he tries and kind of do really I just ruin it. Yeah, I want a French fry You different so bad it's Christmas. It's not a car. It's a potato. It's a different thing It's a dog

It's not different. Don't give him a line. He give them lies gonna if it grows you get it. It's true. It's not bread Bobby It's a different 25 pounds man. You get it be careful. Oh Yeah, you get it. I'm happy My life I'm happy Tim why are you blotchy are you nervous? No, it's just A Disgusting suit on Insolation It's horrible. You're right. I'm fine. All right. Take that off gross

Just leave the other thing on I had a nice suit. I was excited buddy. I did I fucked up I left it in the garage uptown did your nice next year. I'll have a nice that will have a fun Hopefully next year I won't be playing Santa, but why well because it's demoralizing why is Santa demoral? Big roll dude. That's the biggest role of the fucking night Yeah, fuck you know, I'm gonna stop roast could it came in and bitch Santa Jesus root off Mrs. Claus Fucking donner Santa Jesus Rudolph Mrs. Claus fucking Donner Pam Anderson Die hard who's more valuable on Christmas Jesus or Santa Santa? It's Jesus's birthday So it's Santa's birthday. It's Jesus's birthday

It's Santa's birthday. It was when Jesus got let go from the Jews buddy. It's Jesus's birthday We let him go. Jesus fired him. He fired him from life. They caught him. Hey. He was caught from life. Flat face elf. I don't believe it. I work for Santa.

That's you can't hurt my feelings. You can't. I have magical powers. Why are you hacking his awesome little character? We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it.

We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. It was fun. And then you ruined it with your half ass one Don't push the microwave. I was just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I just want my voices to bring joy Milk what you call it and skim milk skim milk. The skim milk out with Bob Topping friends Look at Kelly's face and then look at Lawrence face. That's unbelievable. Well Kelly might be

I was gonna say she might be pretty other Lauren, but look nope. Kelly is cute or chubby. Oh, yeah, okay, no, you're the Lauren though Well, there's only one way to go Perfect if she didn't have those thin lips in that moon shape face. She's perfect What's a moon shape face a crescent? That pull up a lucky charms? One of the lucky she's a lucky I have a lot of charms as her face. I could have a face I call it like McMoon from Bobby none of us are gonna make it big. That's my face. That's what I said

Change gifts Fucking sick We're gonna do this one Fucking sick Too gross of it I was gonna look at the value of what Bobby has in his hands I ready let's go now here's the video. Why are we just reenacted to be better? You be kidding Brandon. I'll be James It's Kevin Brandon We got one of your clients here.

Stay right there. First of all, poor Jason Stein. Jason's been through the ring. He was the but man. And now it's like he's finally getting some he's got some acting clients. He's doing good. And he gets a call from he's like, you can hear, Hey, man, Hey, cab, you can hear the sadness in his voice about what because he knows some horse shit's about to happen Or he was just in bed and he woke up I'm trying it's like more like an intervention because Yo, yo my man you got to ask some a question. We're not gonna play these fucking games

Yes, right there. I'd stop. Yeah, okay cool bit is over Do the podcast yeah, Jimmy you need a drink you Do you want me to edit that whole thing? Oh? My god my phone's on I am so sorry So he decided to call Jimmy's man. Yeah, what's going on? I don't get it. He says not working I'm still with the school in your mouth. I don't get so many emails about that so eating Here's your you like my children. I'm chill for you He question

He questioned Jimmy Oh, you got it. Yeah. You should, first of all, Lauren, you should never say, oh. It looks like, it looks like Kaleeseen let herself go. I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't, I'm a mom. I have three dragons. That was so good. I want to fry. I'm having... Don't die.

He dies on the podcast. It's so worth it. I really mean that. I hope you're so upset, but the story of Bobby Kelly choking definitely is on podcast. And the whole fucking... To watch Tim dump his body out of his chair and then sit in his seat. If you're not watching him in video, Bobby reached for another wing while choking.

Literally choking and reaching for food. Sometimes they get the food down, you gotta put more food in. It's a trash compactor. You just launched the food. You know quick, you know quick lose and pull out a fucking gas digital sticker and put it over that arm. It's my territory, I've climbed it. I'm here for gas digital. It's a rubble.

Yeah, I can't. Nice. Alright, so what happened was, that might have been our fastest fizzle out of a bit. Yeah. Yeah. That was one of the funny things Louis ever said by the way. Holy shit. He was questioning Jimmy's fucking acting.

Jimmy said he was acting and doing a bunch of stuff and the acting world and auditioning it in parts while he said he's not working in the matrix. Right. So go ahead. Right. Like the movie. I read it. Jimmy Martinez.

He's one of your clients, right? Is he working today? Yeah. No, what do you mean? Accident. You say you got a job where you work with? No, I don't fucking work in the matrix. I'm working in Hollywood, nigga.

Oh, stop, right there. Stop playing. Stop. Wow. I'm out. I'm done right there. Hey, Jim, hey, buddy, what's up? You've never been to Black Hollywood?

A lot of fun. Do they call it the matrix? What does that mean? You guys know what that means? That means the day job. That's the society. Oh, really? The day job. Am I working in the matrix, nigga? That's such a cool way of saying it. I don't know what that means the major you guys know that means that means a day job like society. Oh really? The day job. Now we're gonna matrix nigga. That's such a cool way of saying I don't have a day. Yeah. Oh man

I wish I would have thought of that one second. What's your name again? Scopo. Okay. Uh this thing is not funny. Scopo But shit on scopo through Jimmy Martinez voice. So are you here nigga? Yeah, you do a great All right, ready? Okay, I'm dead serious, bro. I'm serious too. What? What's it? When somebody says bra, seriously, like, they're kidding. Stop. Unless, yeah, let's just if a guy goes bra, bra, and he doesn't have blonde hair and a goofy hat, dude, I'm telling you right now, bra. Yeah. I like the what you're saying. And I think we should go get some fish talkers.

Niggas. I do not work in the Matrix. Do you not work in the Matrix? I'm not plugged in, bro. Yeah, let's just ride, dude. You fucking shut the fuck up. What if they're like, um, hey, Bobby, what do you want for Christmas?

And you're like, a bra. Oh, to take joke. No, I got it. I just like Joe's face was great after he took the delight that he took. Did you think it should have gone more? I think it was about accurate. I thought it was good. I thought it was good too.

It was about my tits so I didn't laugh. Go ahead, more. Park cast. Hang on one second. One second. Where is the bomb? Get off the phone! Where is the bomb? Get off the phone. Where is the bomb, Dan? On Bobby. Yeah. On Bobby. No, it's not. Kelly's becoming one of my head. It's

seen as Josie. It's coming in my I said it's becoming one. What's it called? One of the call when you become one with the machines. No, it's not. No, it's not. Yes. The matrix. I am the matrix. You just write a joke live. How do you do it? What do you do? What do you do? Bobby, can you trip for the fosaurus behind you?

I'm looking for a synonym of blind with and or to become. Singularity. Singularity. Singularity's happening. Nice. It's happening right now. I'm going to run with the bum here. Oh, no. Louis. Louis. Singularity Who the Tim went that's right? I got He said he's working in Hollywood. Where's he working? He actually questioned the question. You're not going to win.

Yeah, but is he working in Hollywood? Stop one second. Why is it not going on the screen? Huh? Do you ask me to hit a button? Okay, no, I have to be. You need a third person. Who is the blonde? Wait, I got a deep point. Wait, why didn't you scream at her for that?

If I did that, you would have screamed at me. Because first of all, let's see Chris, she looks like that. That's a double. Bubbie, she's, it's a double. Listen, I'm gonna say something. She looks like that. She's really stepped it up since she left.

Okay, please don't, let's not open this can of worms Please do like welcome back And she has nice tits the ghost of Kelly take them out I'll do it Kelly's back Kelly's back Kelly's back Kelly's back I like when Bobby yells it makes me feel wonderful and tickly Who started a small fire over there?

Can you do it? Kelly you do it. Kelly's back or Kelly's fat. Kelly's stomach, Kelly back or Kelly set Kelly stomach Kelly stomach Jimmy's got baggage he got fired high 97 he talks a lot of shit like he's got the game figured out he's gambling all He's gambling all weekend So fuck all that nigga that shit don't affect me when I go into these auditions and I'm on set in all that I'll tell you right now fucking Jimmy is a good actor

Yes, he's a fucking good. So he's a fucking talented dude like he really can engage a crowd of white people white people Fucking love him Jimmy has listen Jimmy has something about him. Yeah, he's got something that thing and he's Maybe he's the murder that thing. And he's like, criminal, huh? Well, maybe that's it. He used to murder on your poster dog shows. Yeah, dude, he's a murder. He's close everybody would run the light by like a half an hour. Yeah. And he didn't fucking the truth is he didn't want to play that game. So he got a lot further in the comedy world. Right.

But he burned somebody bridges people don't want to like fucking working with their clubs. Well, this is, look, when you can't control yourself when you, but we'll get to that. But I have the same problem Jimmy has. And you do, too, I think, where we have to... Bench eating disorder? Huh? What? Bench eating disorder.

Oh, yeah, I don't matter why you get them in, Anna. Come on, carry on. You know what, you get aching cream. No, I need it to throw it. No, I need it to throw it out. Can we please exchange gifts? Lauren just fought Bobby for the anti-inspiring. I just don't know what to do. Hold on, don't throw that, I need it to throw it you know I need this I need to throw it out can we please exchange gifts Lauren just fought Bobby for the anti-extreme Hold on don't throw that I need that my job in the show today is just point out physical

Okay, so what what is Jason you know he's not sleeping these gambler all weekend that he's gonna go now no sleep on a Monday and auditioning I'm not puking you on your outbitch. You're like, that's a group that's fucking. Here's a problem. Kevin's playing a different game, right? Kevin's on a podcast. Fucking being the alpha on a podcast. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,

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Bobby said I'm not in the matrix and then beat the shit out of it. But I've been coming back because, you know, it was kind of fun. He loves it. No, but I had that in a comedy show once where I fucking, you know, there's a dude that was heckling me. It wasn't even heckling, like, there's being asked, I was just kept on calling shit out. So at one point, I was like, okay, well, I'm just not a comic anymore. I'm just a dude

You're like you're just calling me a bitch in front of a room full of people and you're just gonna punk me over and over again So I'll drop the microphone. I don't know. I was like I'll punch you in your fucking mouth I'm not trying to fucking get the crowd anymore. Now I'm just a fucking guy in life And I'm gonna punch you in the fucking head in front of girl friend But it's not a big deal. What a big deal. He actually got it. They're like, I don't know.

Then he paras actually got it. They're like, I don't know. Then he parascoped it. Half hour is a minute to comedy. He did parascoped it. He did parascoped it. He did parascoped it. You did parascoped that though. That was a different one.

Oh, I'm sorry. That was the time where it was I did a bar show. And I had the producer on the show and I screamed at the stand. You parascoped it at the stand. A different fight. Is this how you gain go mites? You to fight them and then you come to go mites Well, they beat me then they could be a go-mine. Yeah, all right. I see how your fan base works pretty good Yeah, he beat and then he pours he cuts his finger and pulls blood in their mouth and he goes now you are now we are one

If I beat them Listen do not hate on our subscription model Listen do not hate on our subscription model I go no Where's where's this next gig in Hollywood? It would have been so hard for me not to correct him say Xing over and over again Okay, you don't know you don't have a gig have a gig. Hey yo man listen bra I'm done with this. Okay good. Good. More in second on that fucking candy game right now it's phenomenal. You said call him to see if you got a gig. I love it's these chairs

He's like Fuck up bitch. Listen. Listen. Listen. I first thought you were going to be crab. Listen. And Carrie and Kevin, you know, alpha, when they're on the show, it's back and forth. This guy just shut down the room. He became like a, he became like an inner city public school teacher where she gets too real and he's trying to break up a fight on World Cup. The best part is, like he's, if you don't know the studio, the chairs are like, roly and the floor's a little even. So it's kind of hard to sit here as it is. Jimmy took her chair and spun it out of the way.

I mean, that was hilarious. That was insane. Can you go back? I want to see that. Go back, go back, go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go But wait, this is my favorite part. Look at Kevin grabs his wrist. Look at Kevin grabbed his wrist Yeah, he learned that move in a mall karate class with his wife So what's that class? What you have to do when the man come at you grab Ruiz Risk control is everything Cromwell watch Michael come here. So he doesn't fight him. I'm 34. Wait, wait, wait. Oh Oh, she get up Just the worst thing you just stop stop stop stop rewind that I got it you got to hear this

All right the language that they're speaking no it's a really important understand when Kevin's speaking the language of like I'm a 50 year old man. Hey, let's just talk outside. No, no, no, you say to a thug let them hear it they didn't hear it before you explain it let them hear it so She got up to root stop stop he just it's not that he was he just chose the wrong wrong words he went away from me he was like wave me outside man and as soon as he said he went what yeah what it's almost and he went no it's all right What Want to go He will talk We'll talk inside what no, he didn't say talk outside say meet me outside many explain it

Yeah, we're just gonna talk but it's so funny if you're not a thug, you never say to another like a dude, yo, meet me outside. That's like a, those are fighting out. Fight me outside. Let's go fucking fight. The translation is fighting out.

You want to wait. Poor choice of words. You want to go? It's like, you know, to get some sushi. No, I just wanted to, what do you do for Christmas? I mean, Jersey City,

you're not Jersey City. What are you doing? Let me hold your wrist again. You want a dance bitch? You're literally doing it. You have some very powerful wrist. What are you looking at? Your eyes and I love your eyes.

It's like, look, my uncle owns a glass factory. I mean, you want to get some new glasses? We all do this shit. Dude, Kevin's talk shit to me. People act like I'm that guy. The way Jimmy Legitimali is, I don't just go punch people. I like people act like I'm that guy like jam the way Jimmy legit Melius I don't just go punch people mad Jimmy will punch you in the fucking mouth Kevin has talk shit to me where I'm like Kevin you don't really fucking know me like that's fine

But it's like if I was a crazy person like people say that I am I would just punch him in his fucking head without any thought about it So Look we're all comics, but we're also fucking dudes as well So at one point you got to go like, do you try to embarrass him? What's the premise of his podcast? Can I say, I'm gonna get beat down. No, no, no, I'll tell you what. Try to beat me up.

Here's the thing is, if you listen to the whole podcast, it was going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. They were just yelling at each other, saying, fuck them, they were laughing, and then they would come back to Sears. And at this point, when he called him, that's kind of embarrassing. Yeah, it's fucked up. You're trying to expose him. You're trying to expose him for being a phony

about his career. Now, but Jimmy said calling though. Yeah, but he said calling, but ask him about, you know, and ask him about my, you know, what work I'm doing. And I'm sure he probably has a role on a show or something or he did some stuff. And Jason was, Jason was, I did some stuff and Jason was Jason was me

I think Jason was just ants. I don't know what the what he does the auditions. I don't what are you asking me? I don't fucking know. He's probably on the phone with people. He's got shit to do and now Kevin, you know, and He just he said some fucking foul shit. He went to the gambling was fucked up. Dude. He called them again I talked to Jimmy. I spoke to Jimmy on the phone cuz he's coming into the show tonight And he was like yeah, you don't do that like you're trying to fucking like get me in trouble with my manager It's one thing to ask him if I'm working it's another thing to go like well now I'm gonna cross another level where You prefer your first. Kevin listen Kevin does that. That's his thing when you go You punch in the face when you do that

That's the risk you fucking run right,. But is that what the podcast is? Telling. I literally forgot your. Who is what's going on here? I just got back. I swam from Australia. I just got back here. But it feels like an ambush for Jimmy.

You know, in the main. What? What did you spit water out? Because you didn't even hear any of us shot up. No, I'm kidding. I got that baby. I want to hear you point. That Kevin's podcast when he brings people in.

No good. And I rips him through the calls and embarrass him. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I got that baby. I want to hear you point. Is that Kevin's podcast when he breaks people in? No good. I mean, I ripped him through the calls and embarrassing them. No, I don't think it's kept. It's rake.

Rakes through the calls. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm here to help. These guys are all making fun. I'm saying rip through the calls. It's not really a saying. I think what happened.

No, it's probably. Kevin flips out, he does this thing, that's what Kevin does, but you can't have two of those guys in the room. And when one's not doing it for real, if you weren't even doing that, I would, I really mean this, if you were to take 10 car rides with Jimmy Martinez, that might happen to one of them. Wonder, it doesn't have to be like,

I ain't fucking shit. We're doing a ball-busting podcast where we're trying to really push each other's buttons. Jimmy's a fucking loose cannon. I mean, I've what he pushed Todd gonna keep it fuck that you all know fuck that I love Todd Barry as a thug. Yeah, well guess what you're my man's and you can stay that way Why do you push him downstairs two flights of stairs? He wouldn't move out of the way cuz elevator is No really why why I need to put it I swear to God cuz he listen It was in all the way

No really why why did I swear to God because he listen it was an only Little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little Hey, Todd used to be a high-energy comic until Jimmy was the first the original day Now He severed my cerebral cortex Do What is it? Something African hooker hairs looking good again. Thank you I Is it Tim African hooker hair is looking good again. Thank you. I'm wearing felt Show Okay, well, I'm gonna do right we're almost done. Let's do that's why we're waiting for deeper No, we're just gifts. We're gonna do it right. We're almost done. Oh, that's why we're ready for Deepu for this? No, we're not waiting.

Good, Kelly, what do you got besides huge dance? Are you jazz? Big old thighs. No act. That's not really having something. That's the lack of something. Happy Ramadan, Deepu. Oh, Deepu, welcome to a show.

What? Why's it not playing? Have you all said that'm playing a little Ramadan Yeah, this is all live I'm really sure I saw all that Do you know how hard Tom's dick was? Is that Tom Cassidy?

No, no, that's the guy Adam Oh, is that Adam? Yeah, it's Adam I'm not talking to. I saw that comment. I got to say I saw that comment. So I was just trying to let him know you're on camera. Like don't fucking. Don't do it. I shut this off. You know, I think I think, look, man, if, if, let me ask you question, if, if, if Jimmy just punched him right in the face and knocked him out, do you think he'd be wrong? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a person. You can't punch people in the face for saying things you don't like. Yes, but I understand. I said we'll go, okay, Kevin, you're kind of fucking asking for it. You're playing in traffic. Well, he threw something at his head. Yeah, who did that's wrong too?

You do that three times in episodes. Yeah, but I do have a character purposes. I would never, I grabbed the coffee cup and stopped. You do that three times and I'm sure yeah, but I do a for character purposes I would never I grab the coffee cup and stopped I would never I would never hurt you Lewis a good coffee Well, that's a nice mug. Yeah, well, I don't want to ruin that fucking mug and I don't want to fucking I don't want to piss off this fucking dragon He'll fucking I don't know Greg Rattlesnake Is that your dragon something a horse kind of?

I mean that was a game The game thing that's ever happened on the show Yeah, right? Yeah, it's rattlesnake. Did you shut it? Is that your dragon? Something like a horse kind of. I mean, that was a game. The game is thing that's ever happened on the show. I don't want to piss off this dragon. Like this is a fucking real... I felt uncomfortable. There's it too much. I fucked this.

That's a dragon impression. Let's do gifts. Yeah. Alright. Fuck you, Jews. We need paper. We need a hat. A hat. Let's do gifts We need paper we need a hat hat Come on I'm grabbing it. You already get show. Did you already get the numbers? Yeah, we got the number I have a gift to should I my thing

I have a gift to should I my thing? I have a gift Joe, how do you play again? We got to put all the gifts in one place so they can we got a clear table The gifts can be doesn't have to be wrapped right? Yeah, yeah, that's the whole point you dumb dumb Cuz you don't know what you can also do some with that name calling to I gift is in the Santa hat Is this the fucking wrapping With that name calling to I gift is in the Santa hat I Can wrap it All this heat we should be buying actual gifts Tim I did buy a gift all right who and it's small so it goes in there My gift all the gifts in front I found all the gifts in front get that can't this is a get loose throw that

Okay, and I need another bag my bag is the get this is a good Lauren I need another bag my bag is Lauren I need another bag Oh thank you Deepo thank you Lauren Kelly move the bag somebody said on Twitter No leave it there I think it's blocking your face

No no it's the other bag it's blocking It's blocking your face it's blocking your face. No, no, it's the other bag. It's blocking your face. It's blocking your face The green the green coming out of it. This one is blocking Lewis's face Yeah, there you go. No keep it Lewis get off your fucking phone. Hey, bro What are you? What is it? It's my fucking babysitter. What's wrong? What are you fucking date there? Tell the fucking do a job? Stop texting you deep. Who if you got to stop fucking on the phone? I'm fucking serious, I'm getting sick of it. I'm gonna fucking babysit.

I have that babysitter. I need a fucking- I imagine a babysitter changing Bobby's diaper. I'm gonna babysit. Don't, you better put down my wee wee. You know what I talk to my babysitter? Bye, and that's it, when I come back. Hi.

Let's clock set, what are you fucking banging at? What are you fucking, cause you hear what you're fucking right? What are you fucking cocksucker? No, you have no fucking girlfriend. Yeah, do are you serious? Yeah, yeah, it's girlfriend. Fold them. Fold them up. Fold them. It's Kelly If you try to think you let them in a short time twist they have the angel Yeah, how do we play Joe you pick a number? You this is my gift right here phenomenal. Can we just make sure also 10 gifts, 10 people?

My gift is here, it's in the hat. Okay, stop with the fucking my gift. My how do we play is a very fun. You pick a number and then whoever gets number one chooses the gift. All that goes in a bag wrapped up, you know what I'm saying? Everyone picks numbers first. It doesn't tell anybody what number they have.

That's the first gift. Okay, so they have to be sold it up. You don't tell. Are you the other boss right now? You take all the numbers, you hold on to your number. Then once everyone has their number, you don't tell everyone not number you have. And then whoever is number one, they choose the gift.

They have a gift. Let's stop there. Let's stop there. Number two,'s stop there. Let's stop there Number two. Yeah, let's stop there and then it's I'll get a number and then you explain from there number one is the best number We don't tell everyone the number. I thought we tell you I fucking do this every year Last year we Who's number one? Oh, it's not as fun. We're doing it his way ¡No, no, no, no! ¡Y a la gente! ¡Ah, es que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que es el que Brech y muchos más para disfrutar con familia y amigos, la Navidad cobra vida con Yfema Madrid.

Entren Yfema.es y compra tu entrada. Y Fema Madrid, siente la inspiración. Chris is Miracle. Damn it. Oh, thanks, bro. That was just a Bobby's feet. Okay, here we go. Ready? Who goes first, Joe? Santa. Whoever picked the numbers. I'll go first. Pick a bit older.

Don't tell anyone. Um, but. Okay. I threw it around. No, tell you. Now you go. Now you go. Now you go.

Now you go. Now you go. Now you go. you go now you go now you go now you go now depot goes now you go now you go now hold on get a little mix number one is the best right number one. I got a number. This is my number right here You have the last number I don't know what my No, do you have no? He has an upper he put a gift in He's we have 11 wait a minute. Are we doing did you put did you he doesn't have a number? No, it isn't there's no number in the hatch. He didn't have a number. It's still in the hat. She's been the last one in the hat. It's still in the hat. No one is it. There's no number in the hat. She didn't do fucking ten.

Ten. Well, there's no hat. Did someone take two? No. I did. You did. Right now it's, I didn't look. I didn't look, but now.

You got that one. Which one do you want? No, you pick. Go ahead. This one? Cool. Who is that guy? His Christmas was just ruins.

Just came here. Okay Okay, ready here we go Wow Can I just ask one question are you a girl or a guy? Oh That's a man that's a boy Matt Damon you kind of look like a hot lesbian I kind of like is that what you think Matt Damon looks like? He's kind of a little and Roger this right a little bit a little bit. What's it? Roger this mean that means that woman girl. You don't know mix you don't know

Batman what what would you say given the bandana? Let me take off the scar okay now Joe. We all have our things so whoever's number one Show yourself reveal who you are and choose a gift get out of here fuck boom boom boom boom boom

boom boom I'm ready for a real ass Christmas I'm ready for a real ass Christmas I'm ready for a real ass Christmas I'm ready for a real-ass Christmas. What did you matter when I picked? I'm the way I'm number one. Ha ha ha! Me or not? All right. Okay, so what is he doing? Oh, flip-flop.

You picked it, you picked it. I'm gonna go with this. Wait, we gotta, let's shut the fuck up. Where's everybody's g-shit your fucking- No, no, no, no, you just picked it. You know what this is, who's this? You know what this is, okay, guys. You know what this is, who's this?

No, who's this? Who's this? You can make sounds. Who's this, who's this, again, I'm throwing a coffee mug at you who's who's where Oh, it doesn't matter. I didn't remember who's who you just say who's who's Can I open this now? All right, yeah, we can say who's a suit. We can give clues. I got the most successful person in here's good So no more babysitter talk good for you no more babysitter club. I guarantee you wasn't talking to me

Why did you get real? Okay, ready? I'm opening it up He's talking to his girlfriend cuz he's a fucking pussy whipped ass all phone is old Smash got some fucking chocolate. Oh, so this is like a variety gift. Oh, yeah, it's a lot to who's this this gift? Dan soda. God, yeah, I'm right. Yeah, he reads variety every week Something clever. It's for when you drive, but he doesn't have a license So perfect That's the thing you can put your phone in so you can watch you some glasses some more driving gear That's fun. I got all driving stuff

Lee on the road at a while. Yeah, well, I'm chapstick. Yeah for my herpes Night time. That doesn't help her piece. I like that pack. It's a the Dan the Dan soda gift pack I like it. It's fucking good I can't have the fucking ladoras Yeah, you have now at the very end you can get any gift you want it. I love it I do but I like the glasses Because I drive at night on the sawmill Yes, I'm too

Kidding I'm not number two is the worst number to have Who has it and it's my goddamn game who's number two and I fucking got it Joe is number two Joe is number two Number two Perfect to Flex to Nothing in here. Open it open it up Open it dude Open it skyline acoustic ultra slim speaker. Oh, I like that. I might be taking that from you

You're an asshole Bobby also not a speaker. She's an asshole. I'm gonna keep the high quality of No, Lawrence Lawrence gift that we talked about was gonna be a certificate to see your boobs Fuck you you're a fuck you couldn't done it I mean she was she said yeah, it was gonna be great Kelly sack up Bring in those I My So you got it what did you get what was it a speaker? I got a thin deal those so I can choose that now do I get to always know you sit there quietly If you say number one you don't get to speak the rest of the whole thing I got a speaker that matches her lips I can't

Ruin day high quality Lauren. I'm really yeah, I'm literally sexually harassing her all right. Who's number three? Three right here It's three You're going scopo who's three you're getting scopos gift your scopos gift it matches scopos jacket hang on a second Talking to the microphone monkey Wow, she's white. I can call wow What are you saying? What are you saying what are you playing? What are you flying by that?

I'm saying that she was a white guy you can't call them Dude at the can of motor oil It's okay. It's all old spark plugs I'm telling you guys tech is my thing okay? We've tech to me. Yeah, those things are all If you want pocket power I got some of my pants All right, that's four I got four that's That's right, where's your gift?

My gift in yep That's my good see it you're gonna open it. You don't go to open it. You know what is what is put in a garbage bag? What is it? Wow tech what an underwhelming gift to unwrap what is it whoa Synoculars All tech kids virtual reality headset remote with the price tag still how much is it? 1999 on the fucking oh, so this is like you put your phone in it Yeah on the money you could play VR games. I don't get it. You can watch it Portable Oculus Rift I don't know that means Oculus bro. It's the future. It's fucking you

Fucking 3D virtual reality shit, dude, but don't you need to have something attached to it? You put your phone You could download virtual reality you download it you can watch VR porn. Yeah, it's Put it on your phone put it in there Vicki owns gonna town on Thursday. Guess who's gonna smack it on the couch and virtual world I'm not you cuz I'm gonna take that let me tell you something virtual listen to me virtual porn is the crew I was in the chair and I was pumping They at this point do we start exchange like you guys started changing. Yes, you can switch right now.

You can you can you can power. But you can take her pocket thing right? Or you could switch. Can he take this as well? Wait, so I get to choose. I get you. Yeah, that's what the swap is. You're not going to head this.

She kept her. You get to pick any gift. You get a choice of this. The skyline of one of those. I have a deal though. I have a deal. Those bigger or you can take that most shit you got Louis have a mofie case I'm gonna keep mine oh final answer five I got him a five okay I want Lewis's gift wow what are you to do with switch blades?

What are you going to do with rolled niggles? That's similar to my job. I think we should have known as funny. That's a receipt. Call 201 to the number. Oh, that's an exciting one. Don't say the number. Just call it. That's exciting.

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This cocks I'm so nervous. I got a lighter and chap stick. Yeah, I know I know it is, too. CBS is pretty good for that. Now wait, we might be able to steal this. Yeah, I'm six. I could take this gift. You can technically take the gift. I don't want to come up then. Why? I don't know what it is. Because I don't want him to steal it then.

What are you talking about? I don't want to steal it. You can't play that. You got to see the gift. You got to see the gift. You got to see the gift. You got to open the gift. What are you paying for?

You got to see the gift. You got to see the gift. You got to see the gift. You got to see the gift. You got to steal it then. What are you talking about? I don't want to steal it You can't play that You gotta see the gift. You gotta see the gift You gotta see the gotta open the game. What are you panicking for because I don't want you to steal it? Yeah, nobody wants anybody to do anything else. No one ever sounded sadder and more childish Literally the fucking break my siblings toy cuz mine's broken all right Are they coming up? I hope it's not another Santa With it's The one to help the dying kid what all right here we go, okay, so so my gift to the recipient of this yeah is going to There's a phone on a fucking table

I think the phone off the table. It's really gonna be strip. All right here we go. Ready? What is it? It's going to be a left-dance From my good friend Transgender porn star Nathasia Dream I want it I want it What a fucking I'm gonna like this dance Wait a minute though. How do we wait a minute first of all? I mean, I'm gonna like this dance. Wait a minute, though. How do we, wait a minute?

First of all, how do we know she's a transgender? Google her. No, I mean Google her. I don't believe that Chat's actually just a girl from the blog. She's not, hi, honey. How you doing? You got to promote.

Natasha, here, let's get Natasha a microphone. There's no way, listen, we gotta give her a microphone. We have a microphone in the couch. Can we give her the mic? She has to mic over there. Lou, you gotta get yourself. There's no. We have a mic on the couch. Can we give her the mic? There's no way Shed gender by the way, there's no way here Come grab a seat over here Natasha. Yeah, yeah We have no, no, no, no, sweet. Lewis. Can you yeah? You want to you want to fucking yeah? You go sit on the couch Lewis

Here, oh my god. You can sit on it. It's fine. Kick rocks Lewis. Oh, man. I feel our balls Wait a second wait a second high sweet. I don't have balls shut up You're balls removed. Wait a minute just have a dick What I'm out you keep it The full I want those on my chin. I want a wet them Fuck if I'm gonna go I'm going I want to wipe off my ass What's up, baby? How you doing? Yeah, her microphone's not on there we go

Now you use my microphone there is do it I got you. I got you. I got you, baby. Talk to me, baby. That one works now. Yeah, we're putting it on the crunchy bag. I got the best mic. Hello, can you hear me? Oh, I can hear you. How are you? What's your name? Now, what's your name for everybody? My name is Natasha Dreams. Okay. N-A-T-A-S-S-I-A. And you've been in the porn for what you what do you know for what are your points? Tranny surprise No, that is Well, you have the do you have the series one three thirteen

He's a fan. He's a super fan. What is this? Oh the baby said it one Who watches that? Which one? Hang on, what's that? With the ball guy? Was it with the ball guy? Yes. How do you know?

Are you the ball guy? Bobby. Ah! Baby, it's been so long. Baby, I missed you. I missed you inside of me. Oh, inside of you. Me too. Listen to that. I am so sorry. It's an offense of me. Oh, it's out of you, you're me too.

Listen to that. I am so sorry, I'll never throw anything at you again, or fake it. You have to feel like her body. Buddy, I know. But you have no idea. Oh, I do. You're like phenomenal. You're like Santa with alopecia.

So, here's the thing, the Scopo has her right now. Right. But I got six motherfuckers. And God, Jesus has shown me the way. And shine the light of bond, Bobby. He's giving me an effects development here. And the woman of my dreams has come to me. Praise Jesus, praise Jesus, praise Jesus, Lord Jesus Christ. I did not see Lord's titties,

but I've been see her penis with no balls. But all you need is for Tim to have a higher number than you. Tim, if you fuck me on this, no. Listen, Tim's not a tittie. Tim's into dudes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna let Bobby have this. He's a Christmas.

Here's a thing. I feel like this man,ope on Bobby might be battling There's like an old fucking adage if you take a tranny from someone on Christmas For 17 years right I want to say so here Baby though, yes, I do Actually really horny to the I don't know if the cold weather just makes me make that face Maybe I should make the shock time I need somebody here you need somebody That's my favorite movie

The name of this episode it has to who's gonna you guys playing the who's getting the hard first game? All right, so who's next you should look at her penis. It's phenomenal. Can I see it? No, she won't put out on it. No, I mean, can I see it? Where's my phone? Yeah, we'll Google it. Yeah, we'll Google it.

Yeah, I was pointing at her. Can I see it? I didn't know you had your balls removed. I didn't even know that was a thing. I tried to do it with my dog. You didn't know that was a thing. They would do it real quick. Yeah, yeah, spell it.

How old is your dog? He's 11. They wouldn't take his balls off. Yeah, you got to do it when is your dog. He's 11. They wouldn't take his balls off. Yeah, you gotta do it when you're young Yeah, that's what for the yeah now Why did you can I ask why did you have your balls removed because it? It stops your testosterone now So you have to take last hormone replacement, which is better for your liver So now now

You're nuts out and you have the sack with little fake ones or the whole thing? You know, well, I'm thinking about that. Or do you look like a baby? No, it's a thick little skin there. You can't really see. So there's no, you have no dangle or nothing. There's no, not really. Nothing.

No, it's nothing to hold on to. But that's probably like a look. But you know what? It's like, almost like a vagina lips, you know? Oh, it's taken from a penis. Yeah. It's a vagina lips. All right, let me, what's going on with this? Because I want to see your, I a bit. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let me, what's going on with this?

Because I want to see your, I never thought I'd say this. I really want to see your penis. Where is it? There. They've got any. Why are we? Someone talking to me, please about why we're not N A T A S S I A dreams. All right.

Well, I mean, just let me know that you're working on it. Instead of fucking Images images images Put nude right nude right nude look squizzed right nude just in the bra for cut this coming from vanilla And then go to all them The sacri To be honest it doesn't look like it's not a huge dick it wouldn't really really it looks like Dan's Christmas presents. Yankee's for it's a pack of linddores. How big how big is your dick? Six and a half the size of it. Seven. Yeah, if I had fucking seven.

They never miss it. Great breasts. She's great. Hey, buddy. He's pointing at you, Bobby. Hey you. I'm gonna Sam watch you Well, you got a nice penis. You got your beautiful woman thing and I'm gonna pick a gift Well, I'm gonna pick a gift. Is it my turn? Yes, but it's hard for me because you know me and scope Me too We've had a past we've had a past a great past He's not on the show anymore, but I still care about scope one.

I love him and I look at my life and I have a wife and a kid in the house and things are going great. I'm just so happy. And Scopo, you know, he's working his butt off. He's trying. I hear good things. His butt's still on, I can see it.

And I feel like I should, I'm gonna let you have it. you haven't picked a gift yet. I know I'm gonna pick a gift But you thought I was gonna pick this I'm letting you know that I'm gonna let you have her What if your gift is shit? It's not gonna be please someone put a box of shit on More than I should feel it's an already to Big J for his birthday. I give a box of shit and this is a hard one dude It happened because I want this fucking lap. That's real bad. I bet you give a box of shit and this is a hard one dude that happened because I want this fucking lap that's real bad I bet you give a great lap dance too maybe maybe now how what's the lap dance gonna be just in the outfit or panties that's what isn't in panties or is it in just that outfit it's in

that's out so right in here you're gonna get a bunch of overalls can they feel your boobs um if there's security I'll be your security. Oh, nobody's gonna fuck with you. Yeah, no, Lizzie. Yeah, me and Lewis will fucking... Me and you are gonna be the one fucking with her though. How long is it going to go for? A song.

A song. Yeah, you're gonna be the one. And it got a divita. I'm in heaven. Yeah, but we're singing it. Okay, here we go. Are you ready? I'm gonna pick a gift. There it is. You owe me,

motherfucker. The weather. I literally have a heartbeat in my pecker right now. Let's go to the pulse. Where how many gifts are left? There's a brown paper bag. Let's clear some of the stuff. That's yours. That's yours. They're red and the red yours This is a gift right here Hold on can't feel it fuck face Yeah, scope it and grab her dick fat face Lewis fat face Hey, you just settle your aggression down. What? Natasha is very turned on by me right now guys look who steal out right now Fuck me

Stupid gift So fucking mad right now you can still switch what is it? What is it? What is it? Just insult it? Look at her kid again. Hell oh my god cute Look at her. Look at her. You're gonna eat a candy cane. Oh my god cute Tim. That's great. You got dirty ears. St. I'm.

That's good. That's good for new work. That's good for masturbation. I'm saying. I don't, I use raw. I don't fucking, I'm not a man. That's stupid. You go raw.

Monday night raw. He masturbates to the rest of the room. What's with the fucking lind doors? They're great. And you know what I just want to say, lind doors. Thank you for sponsoring my upcoming

tour with Tim Dylan. Who bought the With Tim Dylan who bought the other one This is terrible gift who is this who what? Kelly this is terrible gift Kelly listen up somebody's not bad I do this god forsaken game you guys give either Dildos or a shitty No fun gift Really cool fun things I'm in use so I'm for you and get because none of you will have the girl It was only got the mail Lauren that would get the girl gift and one of us decided to go home We need to go home happy okay. I get to switch right yeah switch it just fucking take her Bob

This is for you. Yeah, all that lotion will get wasted up on one of scoops butt cheeks That was a little too far. I like to I think the laughs are hard to come back It's very dramatic right now, but I feel like you had a good one and I've had like nine. Dude, I think I like to say this. What's your gift? My gift is the Thin Slim. What's your gift? Oculus. That's a good gift. What's the solid gift? Yeah. Solid gift. I have a human woman with a penis. Human woman with a penis. And his unbelievable boobs by the way Jesus Christ Wait Lewis, what's your gift right now?

There's a thing I want this gift but I feel bad for dummy because he fucking begged He went no, no, no, please don't let us shit because he knew what it was and I feel bad because we have to have a girlfriend I got nothing. I haven't got laid over a month. Wow He's got real omniscient who are you more attracted to Bobby your scope? Oh success No success or suck Hey, Joe, can we split Aggie's whops? Hey, well, that's your business That's actually her business.

It's Bobby just taking the bottom half. How do you know how it sounds? I don't know. Do you remember the live YKWP where he showed that he's on some of your fucking dick? Remember that? You remember why you fucking be appreciative? Let's get out there, Lewis.

What's your gift, Brent? Now, what's your gift, Brent? I'm gonna take those speakers I just get you got Kelly's got a bag of lotion I'm gonna let you have it special for buddy. You can have it for now for now. Yeah Still has number one by the way. Yeah, I know I can take whatever the fuck I want you do whatever you want buddy You've brought joy to this podcast so many years. I have enjoy the old lady. We can shave your empty ball skin with this later How funny would be if she walked in she went Bobby

We've been dating I'm a senior for fucking three years. Is this another? You put your gift just now. Hey, is it another shit pack? No, I got his face baby. Oh, you pick the gift. Okay, who's next great? I love to keep who's next? Okay, you're up buddy Question scopo Why did you have her number? I have Laney's number. Oh Lane by the way, thank Laney Laney spiser first of all Laney always the shit I'll let's say something, Bubba,

you always bring fun and great people to the show's serious podcast. You do so much. I love you, baby. Thanks for bringing people on and in. Well, because Lauren is such a good watchdog. She's like, she's like, I don't know if we can bring people unannounced and I was like, it's Laney.

Bob is gonna know fucking Laney's always good, always. All right, so what do you got? Okay, are you I took your place when you were in here. Oh, geez. Yeah, yeah, look, I don't know who he is either all right I'm just going with dirt. I like the therapy. I The way belongs to the all of tree that belongs to the all tree I just put it in there come on that's not the ketchup is not actually part of the gift. I can't stop looking at her tits. Yeah, you're an idiot dude Yeah, I mean like her abs are probably give cord. Yeah, but here's a day

Here's a thing gun oil. Oh Gun oil Loub That got a first of all let me say something you get can loob that bottle and stick it right in your butt Is it loop for a gun or your day? Is it a gun? No, it's not a needle. Lou but it's shaped like a bullet Yeah, so I'm gonna go in your asshole. What am I fucking? It's really made for that I don't lose that bottle. You need something to the end I'm gonna keep it. Yeah, why are you gonna lose that? How big is your ass? Just comes up your throat

You shoot it across the room Keep it good. What is it just Loub and a Chipotle gift? How much is the car? I'm gonna get a 10 bucks. It's a it's a $10 gift card and a $10 aniloo All right, you're keeping it who's next thanks for talking through my gift real nice Real nice. What is that we pumped up the gift? We two left two left come on eight times you ruined my day. No, there's three left. There's one two three The paper bag or the hat full garbage. Who the fuck is this guy?

That's the That's the bowl the hat. What do you got? It looks like a gift card to insomnia cookies That's a real on the way here just like all That's a real on the way here just like all Listen is 15 cookies. That's what that fucking thing is it translates to 15 hot fresh cookies And if I can angry Spanish guy to angry black girl It's perfect. I think they're actually you want 15. Yeah, I'm actually two cheap to go there So this is actually perfect. Yeah, you just great great. You're keeping your gift

Great. I thought I put a lot of thought into that actually don't want to I'm McDougal dance you don't want Oculus they'll deliver the cookies to you're up to 3 a.m They'll deliver the cookies. He doesn't need Oculus parents made those I'm a she is the abs over UFC fighter Okay, I go can I go now? Can I get a gift? I'm fucking stand Kiss her abs. Can you kiss your abs even if you guys are good? What? Oh boy.

Kiss my abs. That's what I'm saying. Man. Well, I don't know how to do that. I'm sorry. Try to fucking cross the table. Just fucking monster. Jesus. Dude, you almost just pushed,

lorn out of the way like Mike, like Mark Jimmy Markov. All right, push, carry on to the way. No, I'm not. I'm not. Beat it. Get you regular vagina out of the way. Get your girl tits out of the way. Yeah, she's harder than Lauren. Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow. She smells like a unicorn. How do you know what a unicorn sounds like? You don't know like a unicorn You don't know the unicorn is there oh How do you not choose that Bobby are you kidding me you fucking kept up speaker you idiot? I got a little smell Oh my she smells fucking. Oh my god Oh, she smells guys. Why'd you get away? I'm fluffin up a little bit watching you with her. Is that weird? Buddy listen to me you bet a fucking let me take something don't she sit because this guy might fucking take it if you take it

I'll fucking love you forever. It'll be the funniest thing ever in the world, but Dude you better thank me you smell so good. You know it'd be the ultimate Kelly you got a fucking take it So it's sucking a cock Do you ever fuck women too? If you ever fuck Kelly's Okay, here we go I'm gonna give the paper bag or the card oh Don't go just from last year don't go no, no, but people let me tell you something awful

People might have fucking fell bad about that. I want to choke slam him through a table for his last He maybe eat vegetable burritos from Taco Bell He got Sagi vegetable I know it's very hard, but I think I'm gonna go with this okay paper bag. Okay. Let's see what it is Let's go with the paper bag. He's opening the bag. I just eat the bad He's always inside what is the bag of blow? What is it? I don't smoke it's a pipe. Oh, it's not $20 worth Who did that Lewis that bowl worth

20 20 20 bucks okay there you go And you can put that in your ass too. I read Tim you can trade. Yeah, you can trade for You can give a mockulous for this You know, I just have a choice. I can't take off anything What did you say I want the Oculus you did trade I was You're a fucking 80 I didn't him decide. I just like saying the word That's nice. I did well here. That's a lot. But you can still get a stolen by Kelly or Lewis here We got it. We got it. We got to go now

Oh, this wall it is on the table Let's say this listen to how quiet Scopo is right now. This guy has a full-on hard on just trying tie her to just not be trying not to rock the boat. Yeah, I'm not saying. I'm fucking dead. We got to move it a lot for time. I have you guys that can ask you a question. We honest have you guys ever hooked up meaner. Yeah, no, but there's a sexual energy here isn't

there? I think you know it. Are you guys are made for each other? She's got one look at her finger. One fingernail is painted different. And that's the one that goes up your butt. Well, she's blowing you so she doesn't forget What is it nothing? I think I think it's a gym membership

Correct me from wrong deep who is this a one-way ticket to Washington The bus ticket to Maryland. Yeah, why? One way just one way for what? It's the gift of travel It's a gift to travel. I like it Kelly if you fucking I will kill you I will fucking if you don't fucking Train I will not funny fucking Kelly kill you if you don't Trayton not funny kill you you'll never come back on the show

I will fucking Kelly if you don't trade Kelly you'll never the fuck up ever be back on the show Ever will you be back on the show Kelly you have given the gift of setup Not Kelly's not allowed to cross borders because of her release or whatever I will wrap you out. I will wrap you out to the government. I mean Kelly can't fit in a bus seat The go sorry miss we're gonna need to You know you know for a long time you guys always talked about revenge Kelly What do you want me to do Bob? I want you to do the right thing me too. Don't take this from scope

But what are you she's not gonna enjoy it? Yes, she will She's not gonna enjoy it. Yes she will. You'll just probably take it, you're number one, because you'll take it away from me anyway. Well, no, here's the truth. Here's the way that I feel about it, right? Natassia, I don't want her to be wasted on fucking Kelly. You know, I feel like Scopo or you are the ones

that I wanted to have this gift. I want to smell it. Yeah, but that's not what the Yankee Swap is about, bro. I know, but not buying gifts for each other. Because she's like, hey, no, she's giving me an app that sucks I have to go here's a deal if first

if it gets crazy and she feels starts to get feel a little comfortable and it comes out you have to put it in your mouth that's the deal the moral of the story is that this gift is dog shit it's a terrible man it might be the worst gift ever Gift is dog shit It might be the worst gift ever

I was so hard but it's not a gig in narrowing those pretty bad You take the trip when I got a fucking car The bus leaves tomorrow That's really funny. He's I mean everybody in the room What am I supposed to do he just em night shomaland He's the funniest. I mean he's she I mean the rules were I got to spend 20 bucks And he did he did you do you brought a bus ticket to Maryland at 8 a.m. What did he be? Can you can you transfer that ticket though? Non-refundable non-transfer. Oh

$20 to $5. I'll tell you this. Listen, I would not trust you. Listen, we all have to trust you. People really go. I find public transportation to be very interested. Dad, dad, dad. I don't know what to do. Last year's Yankee swap mom's idea is stuck and I got a lot of shit. Do you remember what I gave to you on your 12th Christmas? Wait a minute. It was a lot of shit. I would do you remember what I gave to you on your 12th Christmas? Wait a minute was a gift of

Travel Yeah, but it was but it was only it was only one way to fill it out here I know and I gave you to the human smuggler What's stopper was supposed to be here and that was for stavros? No Not supposed to be here. We see a booking holes, bro But if Tim doesn't lose weight and fit into that costume next year Maybe it will be stop this is a fucking insult this costume

I thought I was gonna have a nice I got you a nice one. I fucked up Could you just buy it and return it like a nice Christmas suit? Why would anybody buy something this? I would rather buy a really nice expensive I said I'm saying I bet great., Bubba, I bought the good one. It's in my car uptown in a garage because I went to do gym and mat, Sarah's podcast. I thought it was that serious. I parked my car there. I had to run the fuck up to stand up labs and then run down here.

She had to run and go get a prom through Santa thing for the bit. Why don't you do stand up, what you do by show? You never asked me. Two days with stories, that's called. I know. It's number one. I know fucking. It's number one.

No podcast for you. What measure show? Is it number one? I want stand up labs network. Oh, it's strict to the pros. It's not, baby. I think even race worse probably is a bigger show. Yeah, it's not that I'm one show.

Yeah, shut up. Anyway. Okay, here we go. All right, Kelly. What are you doing? What are you gonna do? I Listen anything you could pull it. Look at you get this speaker would be good in your one room and Lauren, what are you? Lauren has a phone charger. That's a phone charger actually nice. That's a battery. That's a battery phone charger I just want to massage her body. I got your creams over here and ketchup but it is my gift to my wife so if you take them back, I'm in and and and and and what do you have? He has a power on a pipe, but this I mean this is a nice

I'm pretty greedy and I don't know I mean it's Christmas and my heart is always full of love and joy, right and cholesterol It's hilarious if I took something away from someone. I couldn't do it to him. Okay, good for you. I get you I understand. What are you gonna take? I'm gonna take the speakers, please Whoa, what the fuck do I get? You Have you're never in on the show against me. Hey, I'm worth it. I'm very impressed.

You have the most money besides soda and me and Lewis. You don't need a gift. You have everything you need. Write it home. I'm gonna take this to wash. You didn't go fucking blow a tranny. I don't know if I'm gonna find one. You said Maryland. That's Maryland, right? That's Maryland, will have a fucking Maryland.

DC. That's Maryland. DC is not a Maryland. DC's beautiful this time here. It really is. Yeah, but there's a storm coming tomorrow. So that's probably not great. Why would you buy a storm? From marijuana, babe, it's recreation.

True. What? Recreational. I can't, I'm just thinking about your penis. What? Would you say, babe? Recreational. We finished each other sentences.

No. I hope you steal it. I hope you take it. It would nothing because you fucking you fucking laughed at me. I hope you take it. Lewis Gomez. This is it. Lewis, it's up to you. It's up to you. Lewis, hang on a second. How you doing, man? This is the largest grown Lewis has ever headlined for. All right. What do I want? So I have, we know what you want to dig in your butt.

I'm Natasha, she does feel, do you like it? I do. Why don't you guys, can you kiss real quick? No, no, no, stop. Why not? Just give me my chick a me furious with my pussy whip. She's watching right now.

I'm fucking married. I just kissed a stomach and smelled the bum bum. Yeah, well you're an idiot. Yeah, that's bad me. You're gonna see, she's watching right now. I'm fucking married, I just kissed a snob, I can smell the bum bum. Yeah, well you're an idiot. Yeah that's bad news. Yeah, you also smell her. You smell some other dudes come. That's fucked up man. No, I'm a new guy.

Why would you say that? What? I'm not kidding you. You smell like a fresh baked bread. She smells, I can't even tell you, it's so fucking, it's like Christmassy and Angelic. In all seriousness, you're in big trouble, buddy. Why?

This is video you're gonna wife at home in a shift? I told my wife I was going to a strip called the last week, she looked me up and down, she went, oh, God. Ha ha ha ha ha! But she knows I'm not fucking doing anything. She knows I'm half a fucking queen anyways. I'm not doing anything.

If she ever typed in Sheridan Hotel on a Google search, I'd be in trouble as she knows What would happen? What happened? She male sites would just swim up Well, that was a real thick piece I thought you cheated in a Sheridan hotel Dude you're gonna have a whole shit My wife doesn't go fuck of course I wouldn't do anything. We're doing on camera

I'm just thinking about Todd bear getting through down the stage. All right Lewis. Come on Jimmy Martinez you are bitch. I snigger. Wow. Okay. What are we gonna do? I'll slap the mother fucking taste that you know it What are we gonna do? Let's see. Come on buddy. Yeah, look big. I should have kept I'm a huge trans gender fucking Supporter I'm a supporter of marijuana. I support how many transgender women if I had on this show a huge transgender fucking uh uh uh band supporter I'm a supporter of marijuana I support how many transgender women have I had on this show? Five six

Why is this about you? This is Louis's moment Give Louis's moment You're a hero Come and shut the fuck up again I'm gonna fucking Shut the fuck up Don't throw anything

Don't throw it Human shield Oh Uh-huh Human I love Human shield You know where this is gonna go? I threw it and hit her that she beat the shit out of me What Let's go outside

Lewis you've had enough time to come up with a punchline. Let's have it Come on here it is. There we go. I am, I love her body. It just fucking feels good. Yeah, we know. We know. You're a fucking, come on. Let's do it. Shut the fuck up, everyone. I wanted to say what I want.

We know what you want. You gay. We know what you want. You're getting the lab dance essentially. Huh? Yeah, I already have had this for so long. I know. Let's go.

What do you want? I'm not taking it from Scopo. Scopo's my brother and I wanted to give for Christmas. That's the idea. You really gay, so. You want the lap dance and a lot of you my friend. And I'm gonna take the fucking speaker. Yeah! Good for you.

That's what you get, fuckface. What does she get? What does she get? She gets the box of dance soda toiletries and fucking... Those are good. You don't have a car? But those are good. Oh yeah! No, no, no, no, yeah, I have it. That's great. Yeah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Good And you get my life a Gotham credit from 2009 Fucking you know Do we have time for Rose thorn? Yeah, we have time. How long's he gonna take? 10 minutes, half hour, two hours.

Where's the, what's that? Fuck it. It's a fun game. End of the year game. Okay. Yeah, truffles. American truffles. So they're made with science.

Not real chocolate. Oh, I need a chocolate. I need some chocolate. All right, let's do it. Ready? Yeah. Thorn and Rose. How do we play?

What in the toss, do the leftos, and then she doesn't have to stick around for this Okay, yeah, let her do it. Oh, yeah, let it go. I was wanting to hang out more. What the fuck? I was up to her if she wanted to leave she can leave, but let's do the lap dance now that you threw it out there So let's do it ready. Yeah, let's go. All right, can it be to a holiday song? Yeah, we'll play a Christmas song Depot can we play a I'm helping out rocking around the Christmas tree? Hey, hey, that sucks. What do you talk about? It's a Christmas tree dick. Don't make it a friend lap. Don't make it a like a 12 minutes

Maybe it's called that side make it a 15 minutes song. No, that's the second one rock Okay, wait a second. We want to Dave Matthews instrument hang on a second. What about God resty? Mergen the what about the new Kelly Clarkson so I like that shut up I like it face Three-piece to god shut up listen here's we're gonna. I gotta get you No, no, I need that on camera listen is no You're gonna sit over there pull you chair right there was she is right there push this microphone away Give a little bit. Yeah, what? Right Give a little bit. Yeah, what? Can you make it a side with a lot of Jesus in it? Right?

Okay, you got a rest. Can we have you? Can you switch for this? God restry, Mary gentlemen. That's the one. Guys, guys, shut the fuck up. I can't hear. Send it back.

No, don't do that. Do God restry, gentlemen? No, I'm gonna give you a sexist of shorts and dance to a fucking sexist. All right, tell him. I'm dealing with this. Do the Kelly Clarkson Christmas. Pull in here, right?

I know that's Texas Right there I need you to turn sideways We need to see a side view of you Like turn side, like right there Yeah, that'd be sideways Okay, move that microphone You're not gonna talk

So push it this way No, no, no, just push it this way Yeah Do a little, do a little, do a little mess You're all, you're all horned up You're not thinking properly. Yeah, all right You got your seamen clogging your brain up. Okay, here we go. Oh, it's all falling. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's all falling apart. Let me see. Let me see I gotta see this view scope up. Let me see I gotta work Okay, right fucking. I love Bobby the porn director

All right, here's what we're gonna do lights. We need lights Is that a good song? So to scope oh I'm sorry. Here. The fuck up. I get eight minutes. So does Scopo. You're jokes don't hurt me right now, Joe. Her penis is gonna. Yeah. This is sexy.

Does it play like loud? Is that it? Okay, wait. That's too serious. You're an asshole. Dude, rockin' on the chest. Rockin' on the chest. Rockin' on the chest. What? Stop!

Tim's doing pickin' it. Sexy song is God resty Mary Jenner. No, what's that one from? Mariah Carey from George Michaels. I don't know. What's that? I gave you a lot of stuff.

And next day, I'm telling you, I'm rocking around the Christmas tree the way. I'm rocking around the

Christmas tree. And a Christmas tree equals a day. Hang on. What about Gregorian chant? All me so Christmas tree equals a thing on what about Gregorian chant How good is this come on yeah, this is good sexy. This is very sexy I want to fuck what I told you to that see I was just

Let's put your head on the spot And then start it over He's getting chipped No, no, no, it doesn't need headphones Get me to her She can hear it Alright, alright I'm gonna be getting crack it up

Alright ready? No, no, right ready. I don't want it I've had she can hear it through the shut the fuck up. She can hear it fine shut up speaker if you like So glad you took that from her I get for it. Move over dude. All right. Here we go. Wow back it up, bro. Ready? That's once of our rules. Yeah. Yeah.

Here we go. Take your hoodie off. Take your hoodie off, Scope House. Oh! Oh! Yeah. Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yopo! Oh! Look at his face! Wow! You were a good girl, right? You were a good girl, right? You were a good girl, right?

When you hear the voices singing left You don't even get the that the ass is the toilet. It's good to know you don't care around. The Christmas tree have a happy holiday. Everyone dancing marrilly in the new old version way. Yeah. This is a snowkelpo's or playing her dick. She's steady fucking him. Put him, Oh, my God! Yeah! Whoa! Scuffle!

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That was the best! Lewis! Lewis! Lewis! Lewis! Lewis! Lewis! Lewis! Ah! That's my combination! Good job! Everybody, good job! I love the great game! May I say this? First couple of second, my gift the past three years in a row mo Go mo low go go so

Louis I think I'm gonna stroke Louis Gomez Lui's Gomez I salute you motherfucker Yeah, it's three years in a row scope of thinking my By the way, can I just say fish the dude the fish? Can I just say notice where she returned to? There is sexual chemistry like a room a rumble a rumble. She went right back to To Lewis right? I know that he is. Yeah. Have you ever hooked up with together? Yeah, I was wondering. Not yet. Not yet though.

Now who would be a you you, are you saw, but Dom? I'm both. Both. Will you slap him around and teach him a lesson? I would. Wow. I'll fuck you up. Will you do it right now?

I'll slap him, slap me around. He's like, please don't, fuck you. Yeah, so you want to, you want to, you want to get fucked? I'll have no choice but how is your take down defense? Cause I will fuck. She's like, I got sprawling brawl all day. I'd love it if she put you in a fucking Camora Triangle choke. Yeah, it just made you suck it while you're a doctor

All right, well that was a you know what how you feeling buddy? Did you fuck did you fluff up? Hey buddy? How good did she smell? It's weird. I've never smelled that goodness. Oh delicious. Well, that was exciting. She's wearing CK one. It's for both All right, so now we're gonna all right. Well listen, I think this is another successful Yankee swap very Very good time. I want to say to each and every one of you Scopo list Depot Dan

Lewis J and and Tim Kelly. Santa. Santa. Lauren. Natasha. Natasha. Natasha. And you two motherfuckers on the couch. I want to thank you guys. I love you to death.

It's been a great year. Everybody's done great this year except for one of us. And two for this. No, but he can't. He can still use it as a credit. He was on the show for a while. Yeah, through 2016. But I swear to God, I love you guys so much. And I'm so glad that we're all together. And you guys are the funniest people I know. You're the best people I know. And I'm glad we got to do this again another year. Yeah. Every year.

Oh, let's get carried away. OK. But if the show goes, I'm going to get that effect thing. We're going to have to go to the set. Guys, Bobby can do his podcast for 30 minutes. Bring your gaffs already. Pick your numbers. Just be fucking you know what I do with Tim Dylan.

Listen, I think you got a role in the show, dude. Sounds good. So here's the deal. I love you guys. Let that meant you got a role in the show. It sounds good. Uh, uh, so here's a deal I love you guys let what's that? And audition on your show. What does that mean? Just an audition. Who on your show? For what? Dude, it's not in a show. It's developing it. I don't have shit yet. I'm like he WD in it. I love shit. What about I have shit If we get one yeah, mean I'm gonna get a carpet

Rose sword seat bro as a gimmick I'd bring you like as you know, hey come on in and I really oh You did so good and as you were leaving to be like how tall are you are you available? And then you'd leave and you'd be like I don't know you asked me how tall I was What's up? Let's do let's do it. You hate it. Why do you hate it? Why do you think it's fun? You don't like reflection? It's fun. Yeah, he doesn't like when people use forward he could never move backwards. Let's go. Are you taking off baby? Oh I'm gonna take a peos. I'm gonna sweat the seat

You just hear the stream from the bathroom. Oh, that's a big dick That's an interesting question when you pee do you pee sitting down or you pee sitting up? She said yes I don't know why would she stand up? She's more fun. It's way more fun. It's actually not it's better to sit down to pay Is that right? Yeah, that it really? No, it's pretty cool, right? Yeah, it's my favorite thing It's probably one of my favorite parts. You look at stupid puppy. Right that down. I like that.

Okay, here we go. Ready? Yeah, go ahead. What do we do, Joe? You say your rose is your highlight of the year. Your thorn is your low light of the year. And your seed is what you're looking forward to going into the next year. Okay, my rose this year would have to be my son.

Yeah. No, he was born three years ago. Come on. Natural fucking development. Just the fuck up, Bob. Yeah, cheekbones, her bullshit. So that'll be your seat. Let me, let me, let me, my rose this year.

I know what I know what my rose this year would have. Wasn't the sex and drugs and rock and roll show. My rose this year would have to be my wife. Oh, that's really sweet. Okay, my rose. My rose. My rose. No, my rose this year, I really would say.

It would have to be my, I mean, my wife, my kid, my family. I've never been so grateful for what I got this year than coming home and Maxi runs out. I'm a piece of shit. I never thought I'd be married. I never thought I ever kid. I never thought I'd be happy. I thought I'd be just some dude trying to get pussy

for the rest of my life in some shitty apartment in Harlem. And all that, not you. The fuck was that about you, piece my life in some shitty apartment in Harlem and you know all that not you I mean you're what was that about you piece of shit as I lived in Harlem you looked directly at me that was an accident that was an accident done by God but I no I just I'm very happy about my wife and my kid th Thorn. My thorn. Even though we know it's Lewis, you can't say Lewis. It's not Lewis this year. I've been very happy with Lewis this year.

I'm telling it. Would you be really good? Not you. I'm particularly having a good year. It's the best one. Yeah, I know. But that's not what we were saying. That's not what we were saying.

You're a thorn in his oversized side. Natasha is feeling my Thorne right now. I love his good year is his peak and he doesn't know it yet. Ha. Maybe it's my peak. I would say my Thorne this year would have to be, yeah, it would be sex drugs getting canceled. That was a good gig. I really liked it.

That's my rose. That's so weird. And yeah, I mean, someday you're going to look back and see that that's the best thing that ever happened to us. Americans, I mean. That's funny. And my seed would be, uh, the show show is gonna be the part... I would say, no, I would say that... I wouldn't... Look, I would... Being able to develop something with Jim Stupacot and Celetti and FX again, but this time for me, you know,

because I couldn't do... I wouldn't be able to do my show 10 years ago. I... You couldn't develop a show with me, but now because of TV and, like, FX and all these other networks... The wide screens now. I could... I could. I could.

I couldn't fucking do a show. So I'm very happy with FX and that's really cool. So there you go. There's my seat. Good to see you. All right. My rose is finally befriending a comedian who is not just a good friend, but could also help me financially.

Oh. That's been really big for me because it's fun being here and carrying the show, but That's been fun, but there's no real money. I got an Apple gift card one year, but then As the show got more successful we got less gifts from bird. Yeah, you guys yeah, it's a little bit because you showed up less So I'll cuz I was doing my rose Madison Square got it. because i was doing my rose uh... that's a square i want to change my rose not too late and that you can do five roses already you got a bouquet over there

uh... well the bouquet oh baby i'm on fire uh... so yeah europe european door was my rose and then my thorn was uh... reading that bobby sold a shell but it wasn't the one we were working on together that was kind of a yikes I thought it was actually have to talk about that. Oh really? Oh great. Man not anymore since it's a thorn. And my seed was

when you promised that I would be your psychic on the me said that I never know he did he called me right away Have you seen his acting Joe always calls me a good actor? It's a lot of blinking but it's pretty Yeah, he went to Norton school Now I would remember that I'm not blinx what he acts scope oh Rose you miss Lauren Lauren Rose I'll go I don't miss her that much. Oh Rose I don't miss her that much. Oh God, no, we don't want you to go last you that wasn't a real seat. It was a goof seat. Can I give her a real rose? Real relationship with Dave Smith Our buddy relationship with Dave

If you go on the spot you should have seen them do last night. They were fucking I mean hanging walking eyes Lauren all night making out I didn't make out, but they probably did. There's no way they did. Absolutely did not make out. The body chemistry that they had, my second favorite movie, was unbelievable. You do it all skidim x-foot. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you how far.

Listen. If you got to be on the show, you gotta fuck them. You can't just give up. Dave Smith is a good rose. Lauren had a tough year. I had a barely tough year. She swallowed this with seed Rose is being single this year. Yeah, Lauren is getting divorced and I don't know what you see

See this is the thing that cops put dinner What is it? He's political Attractor it'd be very accepting of any opinion you have politically I sign on to do the show you can you got scopo out of here That'd be your rose. Yeah, wait. This is you were only been even here less than a year. No Yeah, let's go. All right We'll also this bit us

If you try I had like four big punchlines Yeah, I don't think about it. And you've had eight since in the middle. Yeah we know and know you were writing for this bit. This segment is the best you've ever done. Would you fuck it Mark Norman. Hellbed it go. Let it go. My rose was 10 minutes ago. That was very lovely. Was that your sausage? Whatever it was it was delightful. Did you like it? Something's pretty good. Yeah. I had to fill up a little bit. A little ch delightful. Did you like it? Something's very good. Yeah You fill up a little bit a little chub. Did you feel I'm feeling up a little can I say this everybody else work on your answers now? I'm doing Joe. I'm just gonna be honest once we get to the comics. It's gonna be big My thorn

Get off his lap It's okay, we got a mediocre packer. It's an okay size pack. It's not big. I'll tell you this is very colorful Yeah, it's really colorful. Yeah, I got a colorful too. I got his dick look like Italian ice cream Neapolitan Delicious, it is all right guys. What else you got? Thorne probably be depression I want to do that. Oh wow make you know fucking make us hey Anything for mine. No, I got serious got nothing out of you fuck. Well, I'm sorry I don't have a family or a TV show to look for I went but I went dead serious and got a bunch of laughs

Let's go let's go. I see is this next year doing comedy just growing. I don't know. Yeah Did he say am I see or my see? There's like the magic beans that jackpot is like yeah, they're gonna work like that. I'm learning I think I just Chip my tooth on a candy can please tell me it's a front to I have Now that we're all quiet and I can hear everything I'm dying laugh. This is great Who's next Dan? No, let's save Dan for last why cam's headliner My My my my go to Lewis next my rose is and I'd be very honest my new podcast on gas digital Tim Dylan's going to help

He's a piece of shit This is not right It's not fucking the right cast now I'm just saying that's my roast hold on Okay, my thorn thanks him. You got a bonus is that my new podcast Kim Dillon's on the hell He's your guest is you'll only grown like 150% in the last four months and It's only grown like 150% in the last four months and my seed is that on guest digital Tim Dillon's going to hell I feel like we can really Rate review subscribe live if we didn't study

Did he grow you I'm just saying I want to have I'm gonna have a relish here this next year Um, and I'm just saying scants for life. Thank you And I'm just saying scanks for life. Thank you Yeah, do the exit the mouth I don't know I'm a fucking adult. I don't do it in gestures fucking drawing yourself fucking asshole Kelly what do you got your back just in time? Shit I'm gonna write it. It's gonna take shit.

You take it down. It's just fun to rip one. No, I just wait for it. Kelly was just listening to Rex. She goes like this. I'll be right there. Kelly, you stand, you stand or sit. I'm just kidding.

I'm kidding. I spray. I feel like I'm. Kelly, what do you got? Oh my god, I just wanna see one nibble. My rice is, I have a new nephew this year. Oh, congrats. I have many ones.

What's his name? Oh, that's a real one. That what's his name? My go-to joke My phone is is that I can't leave by the way what buddy? You just fucking hates her guts. I don't like him mom Can't you stay in a United States of America? She's just not funny. Why is he Scottish? What is gonna? If Why isn't it if you're Scottish? Hey, it's the strangest thing. Hey, check out the state, man.

That's Anna. He wants freedom from her. Sorry, that's a spread. Yeah, put your thing back on. This, the, the thorn is, I mean, more financial debt that I ever have been in my whole life. Give her some money, Bob. Bob, come on. Bob, I know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no some money, Bob. Bob, come on. I know, I know, I know.

I'm not a dick for the show. You make more money than you and you make more money than me. No, that's true, but you have a family. Hey, you two, you guys make way more money than me. I don't make more money than you. Well, maybe now that your show's canceled. Yeah, you make way more money. Louis has money.

Louis offered me $9,000 a month to take the podcast this network. You should. Why don't you go? We're making more. That's not true. You're not making more than I offered you. You want the night, I'll go for night. You should. Why don't you go? We're making more. That's not true. You're not making more than I offered you.

You want the ninth? I'll go for ninth. I know how to do this. Hey, I'll go for ninth. What about now? What about nice guy? I'll leave right guess. I'll leave right guess for ninth.

All right. I start against it. I make $400,000. I've been $400,000. This is I'm starting against it. Kelly, what's your name? Now that is in Lewis Bucks. But they have a good value that are changeable.

Tim Good news. You got a bonus this month. Wait, what was your thought? You get a million Lewis Bucks. If you use this at the comedy club that I'm opening in around three years, by the way, 20 of these are good for a guest set. I want to know Kelly's seed.

My baby shitter will babysit for you if you ever have kids. My seed is I'm looking forward to having a look clear of mine next year to... She's getting a lobotomy. It's fucking... It wheeler up to the stage, she just rolls. I'm trapped in my own... I'm trapped in my own I'm trapped in my own party Is that what's the fucking book from Oscar same Italian? But that's it's based off the book. Yeah Johnny

What do you got people what do you get you go? We got to go people what do you get? All right, so my my roses math my seed is writing literature Anything creative my phone is my roses. I got my first blowjob this year Thorn is my roses. I got my first blowjob this year. What was his name? Natasia. So how was it? It was great. Red did you come? Oh yeah, all over the place Over as balls Did she swallow Kelly? How was that not your thorn? Deepwood did she swallow she spit out your swallow

There's just garbage I'm like, what happened? Hold on, deep into Chiswala, she spit out here. Chiswala, good girl. Oh, there's tears like garbage. What you said it tastes like avocado. Dude, I hate when chicks do this. I love when a mom really loves their son like that. Ooh, what? I got an edubi. Oh boy, ethyl. My thorn is, I got into a kind of argument with gnome, like a half a year ago.

I thought I was done in show business, but... You never even started. Done in show business. Yeah, you never even started Done in show business Podcast how is your thorn not those fucking videos that you played? I mean Seed looking forward to taking over producing for why could WD I think that was a threat to All right, he's doing a good job. Lewis, come on.

Lewis, you go ahead. My Rose this year, yeah, it's starting gas digital. Bobby Kelly, you gave me advice a while ago. Are you like to start your fucking on thing? You know what you're doing here. And it's been phenomenal. I didn't say to come on my network. It just, it's great.

It's great. Guest is a network.com. I'm going to do App and Development. And no, but I'm going to be honest with you. It just yes. It's a little network.com Got a new app in development and no, but I'm gonna be honest with you It's it's something that I think is really cool that I get if after I die This could be a company that exists and my kid could fucking have something like we only have fucking jokes We don't have as much money as we can make but I'm trying to create something bigger than You know in comedy I think this is a standard oil the derocate fellows You say something bigger than comedy. Yeah for like my kid. Yeah, right

What are my jokes gonna mean after I just ask it a quiet calm down Why you fucking snap and I just didn't hear you and then my thorn My thorn this year, you know, I think Co-parenting and and learning to you know be a good parent while we're broken up and trying to get along It's been a little bit of a challenge. Yeah. You know, that's her now calling Natasha. Um, we answer it and go, what's up, daddy? And then my, uh, my seed, uh, yeah, I mean, look, I gotta be, it's also guess. Tim Dylan. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, hopefully Tim Dylan makes it. No, we, you know, we know, we know. We should have been going on. We just sign bisming on to a show I just signed Bruce Buffer on to a show. Oh, we know

Another another big show that we're announcing next week. Yeah, it's big. It's huge Which we've been buying and there are and we know what we're gonna get a new accordion door for the studio My road your your studios in another dude's apartment at least At least my studio is in my partner's apartment. Yeah, but at least he's not. You're just using the dude's place. I guy is even pasta on the couch on Netflix. Well, it shows going on. God, that's pretty cool.

Ralph does a very high-car, a low-carb diet. Yes, that's a pasta. You're gonna be in never-a-days pasta. You do a caripossi makes it himself. He does sushi, he does fuck, easy-gray, he's a classic. You done? Can you get him a plaza? My Rose, just the smiling faces of fans

All the fans like it to meet I can't be laughing down. Okay, Joe No good And hook up with them all of them all the same time you like Dan You like Dan the best What about the flat house? Hey, what? Going back to my eyes, bro, there's a big penis. No, you know, it does not. It actually, that's a myth. A lie. The fact that you have to cut him out of his shirts, because his head's too big.

My expensive, it's an expensive thing. My thorn is loose. That's a regular, that's a triple X elf hat we got him. It doesn't even kind of fit. My thorn is Lewis starting gas digital. I thought we were going to keep this a family. And, you know, Joe. I got for dance odor with dance odor coming this spring. It's going for digital. I love it.

And my seed is a show that Lewis and I wrote. Hey, if Ralph dies, what happens? I own it all. The apartment. That was the ultimate Bobby moment. He's like, um, and my seat is Lewis and I, and you're like, Hey, what's up with the thing? Right as he reveals that him and Lewis are writing a thing

They're excited about you're like, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's okay. We're done. What you see? Oh, it's gone. It was a compliment to me. It was, but it's gone. I'm sorry. Nice work, Bob.

Come on, don't be a baby. No, I'm gonna be a baby. Yeah. I'm a baby. We should have one collective seed that Bobby's a little I'ma be a baby. Yeah, I'ma baby. Come on. We should have one collective seed that Bobby's a little more thoughtful and less kind of a foliage. I like that. You say bully again, I'm going to take you fucking money.

Teach you what a bully is, you fucking little bop. Did I see it? You guys will stop fighting. Hey buddy, what's your seed? I'm sorry. No, what was the seed? I fucked up. I'm sorry.

My new podcast coming to gas digital. What's it called? It's called dance order. Yeah, with dance order. With dance sorry my new podcast coming to gas digital. What's it called? It's called dance owner Yeah, okay with dance With dance Just me dancing He's on his own characters to each other they have conversations with each other. It's my I'm not doing later in America. I'm not doing it and then after the episode three I kill myself and I Is it Ralph closet or the studio's clout?

I'll be eating their eating carrot pasta, watching my feet dangle. From whatever pipe I use. Lewis is gonna go to Ralph, he's like, we gotta grow in business. People are gonna kill themselves in the apartment. He goes Ralph, you gotta let him up to kill himself. I gotta pre-thirty.

Taking all of this. All right, we're getting the fuck outta here. All right, listen guys, what's outta here. All right, listen guys. Oh, what's your name again? Andres. And Matthew. Guys, thanks for coming on. Do you have a fun time?

Of course. Thanks for joining again. Thanks for coming on, buddy. You got it, buddy. Nice meeting you, Natalia. I want to, I want to get into saying thanks to you guys, Bubba, that was so nice of you to come in today. Thank you for having me.

You're the best. Thank you. Where can we go to see you? Where can we do one of the all our fans because you have a lot of them I'm on Twitter. It's Natasha dreams And you can go to my website www.netastia and A T S S I A dash dreams.com now likes it like somebody if somebody was in your town And they wanted to call you up and you know, maybe meet up with you with town Do you live in? Oh, let's go look. What is there a number something? Baby, thanks for coming on you're the best

That's just baby. Hey Joey. What do you got buddy? Oh, sorry, herpes Tiny mouth. BDI's Cotails from Lucie, China You guys done small mouth BDI's pieces again Co-tails from Lewis and You guys done no receiving heroine. I don't know we're seeing here. That's a that's a miss what do you call that weird? Dead tiny chest. What do you got? I got a good chest. You're a great. Yeah, you got a great just a great shirt off right now Great. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. I'll bring in sexy back. I'll do that. It looks like a 1930s farmer that's about to get into a fist fight.

Looks like somebody that isn't very good at sculpting made in this body. He does look very amish. It looks like the body you start off with in UFC before you exercise. Anyone else want to take their fucking shirts off Yeah How is there not a Joe show right now what the fuck? Yeah flex off right now Yeah, she's got it. Good. All right Lauren got took your shirt off

What do you got flex into the camera Joe into the camera right there behind you right there give it to go to that camera Yeah, now you flex into the camera Yeah, she wins dude. She wins on everything. Here she kills you, Joe. What about skin color? Yeah, well, all right. She's a little bit more of a laugh on that one. What do you got? I think it's a plug.

Yeah, well, you missed out. Listen, check me out Tuesdays with stories. Coming to gas digital very soon. Nothing again. Now, the offers off the table now, Joe. Oh, literally, there's no more offers. very soon Nothing again There's no more offer we're making great money. I know how much money you told me how much money you're making great money I was this one fifth the listenershipers. Yeah, that's a long that's in bear But on the air 15 years Listeners in your first year no

10,000 listeners in your first year Look him in fucking I love Fighting We put some money on the fucking table. We put some straight up. No, Dan. Let me do it. Dan hold on guys Dan I see what I people fucking don't like Louis. I gotta go to my Tim Tim. Tim. How do you feel about my Tim I like You know what all your money in his basketball Hold on guys There's a digital there's stand-up labs there's rye cast I just I gotta go to my serious out of that radio

General I'm Helium and Philadelphia for years I'm fine. I'll be in helium and fill it out for years. I can't wait to see it. What a great show. One of my favorite things. I'm going to be in the show.

I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show.

I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show.

I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I'm going to be in the show. I fuck up. Oh, and Billy. I gotta go not get the fuck billion season two premieres fed worse I can't wait to see it. What a great show. One of my favorite shows. Thanks. What do you guys go, ball? It's fine I don't want to follow that Just mine. I'll go Madison Square Garden on Friday Louie's that Madison God, nothing I got a new podcast hasn't come out yet. What's it called? Sweet buddies.

My two roommates. Guess me, my two roommates in my room. We call it the sweet. Nothing. Because our apartment sucks. Cholis is opening for me at the Creek and the Cave tonight at 7pm. That's true. I literally, can I tell this quick, funny thing?

My book, I had to cross out Mass and Square Garden with Luis CK and write in Tim Dillon Creek and the cave. You're lucky to be working. What? What do you got Tim Dylan comedy dot com new website dates are added were on the carolines new years. Eve I'm I'm featuring for Dan Soder Gotham. He doesn't know it yet, but I'm just straight up though. I'm just going probably going to be real and uh, and you know, and just I'll be a glass. Go comedy festival. I'm all over the world in the national guest digital. Thank you. Bye. And what do you got Kelly? I just got on my website. I've got some live shows coming up with Malone Comedy Festival.

Your last. Your last dumb dumb relax. Lewis, you may go. I say it again. I'm sorry. What? I'm just doing Malone Comedy Festival again this year. Okay. So Kelly, just do go to come. All right. What do you got, Louis?

Louis, what do you got? Oh, heck. You're not going to fucking hit Natasha. Are you fucking ass? What do you got? ¿No vas a ser una f***a de Natasha? ¿Qué haces? ¿Qué haces? ¿Qué haces? ¿Qué haces? ¿Qué haces?

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