Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Bad Brain Pod & Rich Vos | No Fight Left

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

This week Bobby is joined by the Bad Brain pod; Bernard Cozy, Al G, and Nico Luisi, as well as Rich Vos. Bobby talks to the Bad Brain guys about their shared Boston experience, they realize that Vos is the future Al G, and Bobby shows a short film he was in back in the day with Bill Burr. This episode is sponsored by GhostBed Listeners can get 40% off all products sitewide! Use promo code YKWD at GhostBed.com/ykwd for 40% Off Sitewide. Limited Time Only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Original. Everyone's new, I have podcasts to make a break the show and this is one of those. It's gonna be about mixing worlds, baby. I'm mixing fucking worlds. Tonight we have a very close friend of mine and we have very close friends of mine from Boston. People I love, people I think are very talented but in two different things, worlds of fucking mixing, one of them I hate actually. One, but in two different things, world's a fucking mixing. One of my hate, actually, one person here I don't like.

He's bugging me. He called me a fat Joe Koi. I didn't say fat, what'd you say? I said ugly, you said ugly. I wouldn't, you're not fat. Hately your brain's failing, you went, aw, aw. I don't remember, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. We got Rich Voss, and then from the bad brain podcast we got Bernard cozy algae and Nico luicy okay here's a deal their Italian they're from Boston and it's a great podcast make sure you check it out very funny guys friends of mine from being town make sure before you do anything subscribe if you're watching this on YouTube. Hit the subscribe button, hit the, you should know what I'm like.

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All right, so do you understand what's going on here? No, I do. Boss, let me say this to Boss as a special out right now on YouTube. What's the YouTube page? YouTube slash rich boss or go to my website, richforce.com. It'll be a link there too. And yeah, and I'm very happy with it.

They did a good job editing. I got to shoot it in a night club where I feel at home. I'm a, listen, we do theaters, we do state, we do it all, but deep down, I'm a club comic. Yeah, you sell a lot of seats. On a good night. If I don't have to bring my curtain, it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.

It was a lot of fun. That's good. It's up there on YouTube right now. Go check it out for free. And check out my podcast, punchup.live. For free. I just put it up there. It's the new, the thing that's

taken over social media. It's going to be the new thing for us. Punchup.live. You're not on punchup.live? No. No, boy. Do you want to punch up? Do you want to put it on YouTube at all?

I will, after punchup.live is a new platform where you can put anything up there. Your podcast, your specials, stuff, your stories, whatever you do, uncensored. They're not gonna fuck with it. They're like YouTube fucks with it. Instagram fucks, they'll shadow ban you. They're like, really?

This place you send your fans there, they always need to get an email. But they fucks with it Instagram fuck they'll shadow ban you the fuck really this place you send your fans there They always any they get an email when they just what they do with that email They they they actually you get it so now I know where my friends are from yeah What city and I could send email blast to certain cities certain towns right and I can put ticket links up They like I sold tickets and I know how many tickets I sell It's this new platform that all comics gonna be on very soon. Too much work. It's actually, no, it's less work, dumb dumb. Maybe dumb, but not dumb dumb.

All right, dummy, you don't have a guy for that? What's that? Yeah, I do. I do, yeah. Make him do the work. Hey, hey, I know what I'm doing. I'm gonna be nice. I can't get over the reveal ring.

Why do you get a dumb dumb and a hate? It's the only thing. It's like my reveal wrong. No, that's what it is. It's a river. Rich over here. Rich. Richie over here.

That's crazy. We're here. You see how with us. Wait, there's Kelly's in a river. Isn't there? Yeah, on the beach. On the beach. On the water there.

On the way to Swam Scott. That's the beach. Yeah, I know. Oh, look at him. You got to love it. He knows fucking two towns. Yeah, the Rose Beef place. We need all of you. Now, let me, I'm going to say it. He knows fucking two towns. Hey, I got a roast beef place. We need all of you.

Now, let me, I'm going to say something since we're bringing up Kelly's, we're bringing up roast beef. So three way roast beef, you like it. How would you order a roast beef? Would you order a roast beef? I got the large, the large roast beef. You don't get the big one. You get the large enough cheese, right?

Cheese, mayo, pickles. Oh, you go pickles. You go sauce, so obviously he has to come on. Oh, hey, sauce is on hisle. You go sauce. So obviously he has come on. Hey, sauce. So I thought it was on his back. You don't do sauce. I want to do sauce. It's no mayonnaise and pickles. That's crazy. That's nuts.

But you want to hit. Well, you don't put a sauce. You don't put mayonnaise and sauce together. You want? No, no, it's a James River barbecue sauce. No, it's not a my. It's not a my. I'm not a sauce. It's not a bar. Yeah. It was beef with mayonnaise. I'm telling you. No, it's not a my it's not a my an hour. So I saw it. Yeah, with mayonnaise. I'm telling you. Yeah, it's pretty nice guys. Guys, one second. What's it called? mayonnaise. I'm sorry. Give me one more.

So many one more seconds. Give me one more second. One more iPod. Oh, I left the oh out. What's what's it called? Miracle whip. I love Miracle better than a little while. Yeah. What is, you don't even know what Miracle Whip is. What are you talking about? What is it? It's Maynays.

Man, it's, it's, it's, it's a little sweet. What the fuck is, let me get a little, little context to who my guests are. I worked, when I came up in Boston, I worked at a Italian restaurant in the North End. Boston's North End is unlike Manhattan. It's an Italian section of Boston that didn't fucking sell out to the Chinese, China.

China. China. China. China. No, it's North end, Italian people, Italian restaurants, it's Italian bakeries, it's the best. It's my favorite part of Boston. And I worked at a restaurant there.

These guys, two of them, you don't work there. But- No, they wouldn't hide me. They won't hide me. They still won't hide me. Have you seen them? I don't like that he smiles, fuck, a bug of me. No, it's the dictionary.

No, grab my dick like my brother. Take out your teeth. Your teeth come out. Oh! That's nice. Oh! I got a good dentist. I mean, not really. They come out.

That's cheap. I mean, would you go to Mexico? Yeah. I wouldn't have got a better job than a dentist. Look at these teeth. Look at his teeth. They stay in. They have $70,000.

Jesus. Jesus. I'm a headliner. You? Yeah, that's why. You have a podcast. Explain your podcast. Jesus. Jesus. I'm a headliner. You have a podcast explaining your podcast. Yeah. So basically It's three cousins. We have a we just talk whatever the hell we want to talk about right? You know whatever we're failing that day We like to talk shit to each other have a good time poke fun at each other right just be Italian really right just be family members

Oh, so you go home and then you hit a woman. Yeah, that's not a lot. That's usually the first thing you learn. Hey, hold on. I get a pregnant one at home, so we're going to be careful. My daughters are pregnant, both of them. Really? Yeah.

Uh-huh. The married daughters are young. Not my 16-year-old. Be a little fun, though. My 16-year- old is so beautiful, and she's so developed. What? That's kind of weird.

And my wife the other day goes, have you seen Rainer's press? I go, no, the drill bit broke. I like that. It's not good. If it was 1982 would be alright. This clock second just did a peeping Tom on his side. I mean, what's going on?

She has a second season. Really lagged. It's almost 18. I looked like back. She's not almost 18. She's 16. That's almost 17. She's next week with me.

Yeah, dude. Two and a half years, little devil. It is in Chinese eyes. We are. You do. You do. No, you look half something. Oh, look half something. We call this samurai's.

Well, we really do call them Nico from Puerto Rico. I was always a. Are you Spanish or Italian? I'm not fucking Spanish. I'm a very black. I'm a white man with hands out. I don't know what to do with them. That's right. He's like, he's banish. I'm like, how are you like? I'm like, you can whip your hands out. I don't know what to do with them. He's like Ricky Bobby.

And his life rise up. I try. Now, how do you guys know each other from what? I believe that you even know my aunt, Debbie. Debbie, Luisee. Yes. All right, let me tell you something about this kid's aunt. Oh, sorry.

One of the prettiest human beings ever to walk Earth and She dated my friend Jamie who was the manager who got me a job at the place and I mean two beautiful people at the time, you know I mean if they ever had kids oh my god fucking thing would have been gone. I mean yeah It would have been nuts, but Debbie's the best. She's my wife's one of my wife's favorite people and one of her good friends from Boston too, but yeah. Oh, this is beautiful walking out memory lane with you. I love you.

I'm giving context. Oh, this is exactly what I wanted. Here we hold hands. Yeah, so brother Anthony, that's my father. Right, okay, great. All right, great, yeah. You guys should have found it. I worked in Boston. I got my tables with with with his dad did I used to wait tables

Wasn't in the movie with me too. Yeah, yeah, it's a knollies. What yeah? He wasn't a koala big no that would be the plumber Mike the Mike the plumber you're close You got to have us Mike the plumber this Joe the Bob of this Mike the plumber Yeah, this song remember Joe the plumber. there's Joe the Bobbitt, there's Mike the plumber. Oh yeah. Remember Joe the plumber? I mean, Mike the Bobbitt? Paul Lee the wrench. I mean, good. But let's put it this way.

I believe the tooth. It was a crazy spot at town, and I worked with a lot of fucking crazy people at the time. And it was a tough guy, a lot of tough guys there. Yep. You know what, it was this way, the boss, your father, who owned the restaurant with his mother, I wouldn't fuck with the mother.

You know, I've seen the mother flip out on people, you just don't want it. And the father's fucking hilarious. Your father makes me laugh. You still have the restaurant, your family? Yeah, we still got a restaurant. It's a pizza parlor? No, not all it's a restaurant, full restaurant.

Can I have a restaurant? Yeah, good. We went out for... They give a pound of pasta away with every meal. You guys still do that, right? Yeah, absolutely. What restaurant. Can I rush right? Good. Good. We went out for, think of a pound of pasta with every meal. You guys still do that, right? Absolutely. What do you mean?

A box? Yeah, a box to go. You get a box to go. Over the zoning. I'm gonna throw up. For real? I'm gonna throw up. I mean, he's a fucking Jew to the pool.

A box? You get an extra box of box of box of box. Yeah, you get a box of box of box. Oh, no, it's a difference if it's cooked or not cooked. It's a restaurant. That's the difference. Yeah, but it'd be easier here. Take your box, get the fuck out. That actually would be a bad idea.

Yeah, yeah, fuck out of it. I like the red you like more Italian. Yeah, as you hit the fuck out there. The fuck, first of all, they got to cook it and put it in one of those to go things and put all the restaurant. They don't put it in the go thing. You go, you eat it and what do you,

I'm getting you a pound if you eat there. Yeah, you eat it, and when it, I wouldn't even give you a pound if you eat there. Yeah, you eat it. An extra pound, like, so I go there and have chicken parm. Yeah. Don't I get a pound of bonus? Every meal. Yeah, every meal.

Yeah, every meal. It's like it's a contract bonus. Like every meal, so that's an hand one. The meal is a pound of pot. Oh, it's a pound on the plate. Yeah. Okay, I was a pound on the top. You say, you get a pound of pot. Oh, it's a pound on the plate. Okay, I was a pound on the top.

You say, you say you get a pound to go. I said, I said a pound of pasta with every meal, every meal. Yeah, that's like to go. No, no. Yeah, it's like, hey, I had, hey, I had feel, I had feel, I had feel, cutlets, I don't know how you get your pound of pasta. Do you want it to go?

How are you incorporating it? You know what I'm saying? You know what, fuck you. You see, if you want a chicken palm then I'm gonna give you a box of pasta right now. Nico, Nico, go fuck yourself. Oh, you're bonding with this big dummy. Listen, no she know. I said a pound of pasta with every meal.

I totally understand how he's getting it though. Because it's stupid too. I have to stupid too. All the way. He's not even match made and having a question. Is we ruling on a fact that maybe rich or Nico found like the Delorean went to 88 and it's just him in the future came back.

Like this is the same person. This is a guy who's wearing welding glasses first. Somebody said I looked like I have an iPad on my face. I thought that was not mine. That's it. That's it. It a good thing, right? Yeah, good thing, yeah. A munch.

Yeah, they should have came with shutters. I like them. I do like them. So what's the, what's the meal used to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the get a champ. What's a call? I eat the plate. Yeah. But what's the best? Me, the best. You're asking the one kid that didn't even work there. Me, so does my favorite dish though. Me, so does my favorite dish.

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Yeah, but how much is, I mean, first of all, it's, of course, like, $150. It's like $50. That's it? It's this restaurant. Are you allowed to share it? Oh, yeah, you can share it, you can order it. Yeah, but if you want it free. No, we don't do free, you get a t-shirt.

We don't even, yeah, we don't do free, that's right. You used to do free back in that. It's still fucking past, you get a free shirt. Yeah, to throw up on. Yeah. You won't fit in. I've seen like two or three people finish it. Then people. Yeah, and they're up to what it is.

Not always in. They're like a hundred pound Asian people. Yep, you know why? They're the ones that work. You know why? I looked up, because when I worked, I saw the same shit and I'm like, I don't get it. I looked it up.

There's fat people have fat around this stomach Though Asian people little thing people there's nothing so this stomach can get bigger and bigger and bigger The fat of you are the more fat that's around your stomach. It can't it can only go so far So fat people can't really be an eating competition. There you go Welcome to national Geographic's fucking part. Yeah, this is a fucking dinosaur. I thought he was picking the nap a second ago. Why?

He's seeing him. No. No, I wasn't close, but I'm trying to connect with him. Why not them? Well, if I have my eyes closed like him, then I'll connect with him. I can see everything. It's really good. Yeah. I got an extra star glass. I see everything. That's really good.

Yeah, I got an extra star glass. Is that what I'm gonna do? Well, now you, uh, Vos, you're, your, your thing, you're special. Where'd you shoot it? What room? The cutting room right around the corner? Where's the cutting room?

In Manhattan. Where in Manhattan? Where in Manhattan? Somewhere like. How old are you? I don't remember the street was a month ago it was July it's a month and a half ago I remember the street

I just got there I wasn't did it street is it on the 21st maybe or 30 second yes 30 second and you did it with column the same night yeah yeah yeah yeah we shot two of them that night right two, two shows. Two shows. Why do you look like you hate me?

You're one of my favorite people on the planet. Then change your shitty face. That's me. You know, listen, I feel like I'm sitting on plywood. Does Danny Bradford for you here? Yeah. He texts me this afternoon. Do you want coffee tonight? Yeah, how empty and this he haven't leave me alone. I'm busy. It's here to I want coffee tonight. No, I want a coffee now

When he texted me, but I was in Queens. I mean, I think we got the same tax rich. Yeah, I got the same tax It was I will say it's a little while of a text at that time. At that time, because he's trying to get your order in. So when you get here, you have to guess what? He really delivered in that promise. And he's, he don't. I mean, no, we don't have my espresso. I have such a bone of pick with him.

I can't wait for him. Hope he comes in here. I'm gonna give him shit. He's right here. There he is. There he is. Oh, Danny. What's up with coffees? Yeah, what you go. I'm shit. Yeah, right here. We're there. There is there is What's up coffees?

Can I can I explain so many I explain something you that's a lot of blog I explain it's my coffee there Can I explain something you If the Starbucks are closed at night You don't have to go you just's literally Italian plays next to it. I went down to the kitchen. You go. You're digging in your ass. Are you digging in your butt? Yes.

Are you? Are you? Are you? Touch the rim of the glass. You're retarded digging. Just don't smell it after. You know, I don't touch the coffee. Just put it on the table.

Bobby, I listen to the broadcast and I hear the autistic jokes and I didn't get it until I actually saw them on stage I got I get it A lot of people don't I get it I got it I got the full show I have to be honest No, that's mine just what is that? What is that? What are you doing? That's crazy. I don't get all the chocolate milk. Here's your espresso It's just a

It's just a I got the same thing Moker in it. Do you know what you I don't want to Guys you can't talk at the same fucking time He's bad. He's not a boss He's not even a man

I'm not really talking to him. He is But I am the host so shut the fuck up. Go ahead my turn. Yeah, go ahead. You can eat no, but I can't just I thought it was my He was but he

I just I wasn't fucking listen It's not your fault. He asked you some question. You're not paying attention. You never pay attention to the show. You're on good point I hate this stage of life with you you just admit you have no fight left I hate the stage of Boss would have fought me physically if I said that come fucking four years Like an old boss would have fought me physically if I said that come fucking four years I listen All right, go ahead all right, so we go to Starbucks before we left what is called stop I didn't want to say back and stab us so we went we got a fucking Starbucks

I thought it was my fucking turn do we need a pillow? You're right. Yeah, we need the pillow. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. We need the pillow. Pass it over. We need the fucking pillow. Pass the water. Give me this. This is my fucking turn. I got your chair. Go ahead. But we go to Starbucks, right?

So we pulling this, we go inside. This kid goes up to the fucking counter and guess what he orders. Nine shots of a espresso on ice. No, fuck, and you drank it all at once. I drank it up here. I want to go driving up. That's like a, that's daily.

That's, that's a, he's a tan, he lives in that. No, it doesn't, it's not a hallyon. He said tan, that's a fucking tan. Yeah, that's not it. I mean, yeah, he's that too. That's a bolt. Wait, wait, why can't he bolt? I'm retarded, Lee.

You couldn't get any coke. Yeah. That's not a bad idea. That was a good one. Oh, thank you. I'm gonna hit you, What's wrong with you? Oh, you elderly? You slept like this.

No, I didn't. Get a tough reaction to that. Yeah, I... What you're born to pick with Danny? I think boy's beatin' him. Oh, Danny, I texted Danny about Pockin' and he acts like I'm from here for some reason. He goes, oh, just a Pockwid bobby Pock said,

the voo. The voo, yeah, what the fuck's the voo? I don't know where the fuck that is. What's the voo. The voo, yeah, what the fuck's the voo? I don't know where the fuck that is. What's the voo? The VU, right next to VU is what I said. I don't know what that is. The VU, the village underground. He ain't no fucking.

Oh, village underground. Okay, that's where we pox, so we got that right. He's all putting in all these fucking. All he had to say was right next door. You got, you really? No. You guys get a hotel or something. I'm just breaking your ball. You got an Airbnb somewhere. I like you, you guys get a hotel and any I'm just

breaking your ball I like you somewhere nice kid I hope it's on your block Bonnie fucking God fucking scam for 3000 on an Airbnb on my daughter's birthday first of all July 31st my dad died on my daughter's birthday you know I heard birthday the same day and I had my- My mother with the depressing fucking bus. No, no, I said to my daughter happy birthday grandpa's dead. But- It's the moment of the Tet, so not the Tet. Yeah, Tet.

Okay. You're not straight. I mean, I'm not straight. I'm not straight. No, this is my young daughter. I got older, daughter. Oh, 16, he made the joke, but I don't want you to give a fuck.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, I gave him a pass because he doesn't know. I don't know. He drank nine expressos. That's what it was, I think. Did you just say expressos? Yes. I don't know. He drank nine expressos. Did you just say expresso? Yes. I don't know what

it is. I'm they said. He said, I'm going to bring you back with us. First of all, let's do that. I first of all, I love you and Ant-Man. But okay. All right. Fucking pays the Spencer head. What I'm trying to to say is want to bring him back now I want to see candy come out of your neck. Oh Got it. I know You were talking about your daughter's tits no What was it? Why you saying Are you dying? No, I just don't remember what was I need you to talk to me. Are you okay? I'm tired

But what are you talking about you talking about you? What the fuck was it? I wasn't listening you was Corleen as father's death with his daughter's birthday My wife got scammed for three grand. It was my daughter's birthday, so my wife was taking her and eight other kids down the shore. So she got an Airbnb, like three grand, rented a car for 1,000, take all the kids. And she's emailing the guy,

not getting back to her. She drives two hours down the shore with all these kids. They go to the house and it's already people in the house. They go, you're not here this week. It was some like in foreigner that scammed her, you know, one of those, that's money. Yeah. On Airbnb.

She gets the money back. No, no, no, no, cause she didn't go to air bnb well this was her yeah she's dumb uh... and then why would you not go to air bnb i know what you could secondary site it was i don't know what you maybe what he advertise in air bnb on a list no on air bnb and then maybe she was he negotiated out of it to give her

a better deal prop i don't know she's probably never done the Arabian. Well, all say no is out three grand, but we're players. So she said, hey, what's the big deal? Yeah, what's the big deal? Well, you can. No, she said, what can I do? There's none I could do. So it's gone.

I would have lost my fucking mind. I would have went to that country and found a set up. I would have went like Liam Neeson, look, from my daughter. What are your racists? He's from New York. The cops said it was from another country. Oh, so they're not even here.

Yeah, no, it's like Afghan or something. I was like that. Yeah, yeah, they. What's the cops? No, she did. No, my friends are cop. I call them. I go, is there anything she could do?

And he goes, nothing. There's nothing. That money's gone. Wow. You know, what the kids do? They found another place. So then, when did a kid's mother is a real estate agent, got him another place, and they got there,

and half the kids had lice. From the place. No, they just came there with it. They went there with the lice. They went there with the lice. Oh my god. So they fucking left lice at the place? No, they took all the sheets and everything out,

and took them away. No way, this Lice all the way. I'll take Lice works like that. Everybody else. Yeah, Lice everywhere. Lice just don't stay at the sheets. What's that? Lice don't just stay on sheet.

No, these were sheet Lice. Oh, they were sheet Lice. Yeah, no, you got it. You're right, no this day. They don't go on the couch below it all. No, no, no. Why? Stay remotely on the sheet. Ooh, the fuck has a lice kids get those in school all the time

school I don't know I got a kid I don't think he's ever gone I might get them at like daughters get girls get them in school how long here what the long hand you're thinking what what what what graders you're kidding fourth grade yeah usually starts in fifth okay yeah that makes me think you're just starting fifth. Okay. Yeah, that makes it. I mean you're saying this is a license There's a license. Yeah, like Liseh watch starts in fifth. You're an asshole. Well, you know that right? Yeah So anyways you guys are doing this podcast I really you gotta have bought when you go to Boston you gotta go on their podcast. I would love to do it down the

Boston I'm going to Boston in the winter. I'm doing left Boston Whatever I don't you will figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Don't take your phone. I just got to take too long Yeah, you're right. How big your right on your phone you feel I feel like he's got a big right honestly Oh, it's so good. Oh, he does one of these one letter. Perfect. I can scream Look, he's got a little girl for days. That's the biggest letter you can do. That is the biggest letter. It is. No addition.

It's not as bad as I thought. It's not as bad as I thought. It's not as bad. All right, let me ask you that. Still pretty bad. When you type on a computer, do you do this? No. You should.

This is in fourth grade education. I'm a fucking. I don't type. He's got to be like this on the phone. No, I kind of learn where the letters are. He's definitely like this on the phone. No, I kind of learn where the letters are. That's good. Did you take typing?

Yeah. I quit school. Oh, I don't need 11th grade. So I mean, yeah. I mean, I went to 12th grade, but I only had a credit up to 10th. You know what I mean? You guys dig swing and grades.

I mean, you guys are fucking nerds. Dude, I went to 11th. I went to 12th, but then I killed, you know, you nerds. Dude, I went to 11th. I went to 12th, then I killed, you know, I just bailed out. Yeah, but I mean, I didn't have enough credit. I still, I said, I'm gonna go back next year. And the first day I went there, and I said, I can't do this.

And I went back home to bed. And then you started sucking dick for meth. No, I smoked crack, not meth. I love that he didn't say that. I lost the teeth rich. No, I just had bad teeth. Just bad teeth, don't say. Yeah, Jersey had Jersey teeth. meth. I lost the teeth. I lost the teeth, Rich. No, I just had bad teeth. Just bad teeth, don't say. He had Jersey teeth.

Same. You had bad teeth too? Yeah. They fell out or what? You didn't get them punched out? No, no, no. No, no, no. I want to hear.

OK. All right, so to make it short. Yeah, I'll make it short. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it how they permanently gone. No, that's why I tell all the babes. But no, we don't go with that story.

Yeah, this is. Where the fuck are the babes? Yeah, nonexistent. Anyhow, how this happened was I was at a party 18 years old Already had trouble with them before But we were doing this thing called you know like shotgunning like shotgunning beers. Yeah, right circle jerking AK right right Lookie cookies, right, so We did wolf, which was just like biting to the side of the can you shake up the shit up out of it then just bite right into the side of it, right? What are you all you can bite the side of it to the can you

That's how you eat roast beef he'd pick up the cow. Sorry. He been at submarine and that's all I miss so after like And after like five or six you just thought that's not feel it anymore and like fucking after like five or six, you just stopped us not feeling anymore and some fucking heart girl was like do it again and I was just like yeah for you absolutely and once I did I heard and I snapped them right at the root and they all of them how many no just the two that keep popping in and out yeah and so they were dangling and then you know they was just just in went basically like a grenade trap metal in my mouth, it detached my bottom row of teeth,

35 stitches in my mouth. No. And yeah, it was a mess to clean up. I told my mother, I said I'd been to a cheeseburger, she said yeah, you're full of fucking shit. You can leave the party or did you? No, no, no, no, I stayed at the party. I just had a towel in my mouth.

I told the father he'd been the softest food possible. I was eating a pulled pork slider. He said, the softest food he could Oh, jeez, baby. I was eating a pulled pork sliders. That's what he said. The softest food he could eat. He could even come along. Do you see why we call the retar to the podcast? 35 skitties.

Fucking, first of all, the first nickname was Lovable Itty. Now I'm just the retar to the podcast. I love the retar. That's not. Let me ask you a question. Yeah, let's go. You stayed at the party after you fucking teased me. Yeah, so I went upstairs and I tied a string around my teeth that I tried using the door and ripping them out, but they, you can't rip them.

What do you think? You can't rip them out if the roots still kind of intact in your gum. Because these are your adult teeth, you know what I mean? I didn't really think like that. I thought I could really fix the problem and still go get laid. I paid for it. So what happened? But what happened? What happened? was my then did you get laid?

No, fuck no. You could have went down on a girl with her time in a month and you know when you could even. No, it would have been no difference. Same taste the whole nine yards, but. Yeah. So the next day, my mom says, you know, call Dr. Pascal, I said, yeah, no problem.

Call them up. That guy was on a boat on in Aapoo, I had fucking in a rubah somewhere. I had to wait a whole week for him to come back. And then once he came back, oh man, it was like the, it was some of the worst pain. Like getting, getting damaged, not to your teeth, like anywhere in the mouth, like it's like extremely sensitive. Like I had to sip through a straw, literally everything.

Yeah, for a while. Um, but yeah, and as soon as he came back, literally, lean me back in the shed, said, I don't need no Nova came, no nothing. I said, what are you gonna do? Said, just shut the fuck up. Literally got like, it looked like clasps, grabbed them, and they just came right off.

And then, did you scream? There's one stitches all in the need. Like all in the, did you scream? No, when he poked them, there was no pain. There was like, why? He was all dead. He was dead, he was dead. He's dead from the neck. Yeah, but he made it. I said, no pain. There was lie. He was all dead. He was dead. He's dead from the neck.

There's no pain. I had a Rook canal once that got infected. So the whole face to be friends. I think I lost my function. Yeah, I just found you guys. You have my whole face. From a Rook canal got it fixed. Welled up. Ooh. I had to do a TV show when the Friday lay Friday. I went to the, I'm not lying. He took pliers and squeezed the pus out of my gums. I thought I was going to die the fucking pain. Jesus. I think it was just a rush flying.

Yeah. Well, from what? When a Rookin out gets infected. When I first got, you did the TV show that night. My whole face was swollen. What's she? Is it all? Can we see it? I know. I was late Fridays. Look it up. My favorite you could find I take what's called late Fridays. You have a loose teeth out there. Put them in a bag and milk. That's how you keep them alive. I did that the first time when I was 13. You think I'm gonna listen to you. No, I just made that up. I'm gonna say, make it up.

Look at, have Mad Max, look it up. All right, listen, look up, milk teeth. Look how to keep teeth alive if they get the noctis. No, yeah. Speaking of TV shows, do you know what I've been watching and just makes me think you? Swat? Naked and angry.

Oh, yeah. I've been a little swerved with that sort of reason. Fuck you. Here's the thing when they're getting afraid. You're allowed to bring two things from home. Yeah, you're fucking push. Yeah, why don't you just... How about nobody brings...

No one brings an RV. Yeah, I would. At least a tent or something. Fuck it, idiot. They get in the free. So I like alone because alone you get 10 things. And you go out, you go in the middle, they put you in the middle of fucking nowhere.

And you, whoever lasts the longest. Yeah. How much time would you say mental time you've put into thinking about if you could survive on one of these shows? I feel like I'm around 35,000 hours. Yeah, I feel like you sit down and you crunch the numbers. Like what you think you can do it.

I, well, I could do it. I couldn't do alone because, what do you got? What are you doing? You got it? They don't have the video, it's just the show. We'll find the video. I don't need not the video.

Why would you, I thought it was late Friday. Matt, that's a post-cars. Why don't you bring up shit that I can't look? Matt, I didn't have it. And it wasn't Fridays, it was called late Friday. Late Friday, yeah. Late Friday. I mean, Danny, can you get the fucking thing

and hook it up and get it to him, please? Danny's not listening to you. Danny's doing a lot, trust me. Oh, yeah. He just bought and sold fucking stock. Yeah. He bought his mom a house with fucking Boga with someone. He's doing a lot.

Nice. Right now, I think if we put the three brains together, they could find out he had being a B money. I feel like the all of this is easy. Oh, easy. Yeah. And then we got to go to Afghan. That's it.

Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Afghanistan. I don't have time, so I try to cut off some of the long words so we can move. I you don't have time. He try to cut off some of the long words. So we can move. You don't have time.

He doesn't. He's good days. Fuck was I talking about? It could be mine. They're getting afraid. Oh, I could survive. I could survive, but I wouldn't make it. Like they go through the winter.

So they drop them off in like this. It's fucking cold. They drop them off in the end of the's fucking cold. They drop them off in the end of the summer, or fall. So it goes from nice, nice to the fuck you in a lot of these places. And there's fucking bear and wolves, all kinds of shit out there.

See, the winter time, if it's really cold, there's no animals. Well, all the animals have a wolves. Maybe you won't be there. No deer. Well, all the animals have a wolves, maybe. No deer. Just deer. No, they're not around, dude. Well, when the snow gets too high, they can't walk in it.

So they stay down, they stay in other places where they can walk around. Well, I was watching one season and the dude caught a deer. And they knew how to smoke the fucking meat. Yeah, you got to smoke it They will go back. Yeah, and these these people are not just all you have to do is survival Yeah, all you have to do is make a smoker you make a like almost like a teepee Yeah, you know, he's made some crazy

No, no, no, no, you put the I swear to god you make it your light of fire and the heat and the smoke from the fire. I was not a Renault. Yeah, you can you can bring 10 things. This is what the guys bring. The smart people do this now. Okay. They gain a lot of weight. No.

They put they put on a lot of weight, especially the women. They get as fat as they can. That's why I've been trying to do it. Because the first thing, the first thing that you lose is your fat, your body fat. Right. So if you get the fat on you, because if you don't eat, people think that's why our The first thing, the first thing that you lose is your fat, your body fat. So if you get the fat on you, because if you don't eat, people think that's why our diets here are fucked up.

We think that fat's bad for years, because they will go, oh, fat's bad, fat's good. You need fat. Fat makes your brain work better. When you're out there starving, the one thing that they get when they kill an animal is the fat. They want like a bear,

because a bear has a ton of fat, and they use the fat to cook stuff in. They cook the meat in it. But that's like a moose fat. That's the shit you need. Protein, you eat just protein, you're fucking dying. Your organs will shut down. Makes sense.

So people are killing fucking moose. Well, a bear, you know, when they eat the fish, they're just eating the fat on the fish, the skin. They leave the meat, the protein, but they don don't give they need the fat to survive the winter bears Want to put as much fat on as they can to make it to the winter when a bear comes out of hibernation It's as thin as a rail. It's got to go eat for the whole summer for the winter to sleep for the whole summer That's how I live. Yeah, good wife. Yeah, so start, you think you can start a friction fire? Yeah. Yeah, were you in the boy scouts? No, when let me in, never enough

money, my mother wouldn't pay for boy scouts. Chris Bratcher crossed his street was in the wee blows. And I used to go to his wee blow, wee blow meetings. We blow, I feel like that's no way. That's a highway to get molested. He's a wish. Yeah. I didn't. I would have loved to know. I went. I was a Altaboy for a couple of months. I got fired for drinking the wine. Oh my god. Yeah. So it didn't happen there. either. Not I mean, not I didn't get a little swings in this. So you went from Altaboy to the Weblos. No, Weblos to the Altaboy. Oh. Yeah, Weblos. There they are. It's a Weblos. It's before the Cubscaps. It. Oh, yeah, we blows there. Yeah, it's a we blows. It's before the Cub Scouts. It's the

Read it. Oh, the Not you the producer's supposed to read it turn around complete by required adventures of plus one elective Adventure, no, mumble it make it smell soft so we can't hear it, Mack. Yeah complete five required adventures plus one elective adventure and complete the Protect yourself rules The adventure for the ages Yeah, anyways, his voice is disturbing. It's just the bugs me. I would not want you to realize unborn kid a fucking bed He looks at something that would come out of you the kids bed From Monday. You. Wanna be friends?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, nothing. I don't look like a hobbit if we're being honest, man. But I may ask you a question. Like if I was honestly like, if I was gonna be like mean about it, I'd say it looks like oh, you look like an old Cadillac.

Yeah. Yeah, in person form. Yeah, like that. You're just not making me laugh on fucking drinking. Let me ask you a question. You don't think you'd make it? Like if electricity goes, you don't think. I'll be honest, I have got like a ridiculous amount

of like confidence over stupid shit. So I would definitely think I could do it over you. You said, and I have got more fat than me. Yeah, exactly. I got to get the surgery. Let me ask you a question. I don't say anything. I don't think you hear the way he said that. But we heard the way he said it right you didn't say what ten years he said it

He said oh I think the surgery like it's cheating right? It's not cheating Oh, I don't think it's cheating you think I say you do it if you have to do it. I say you Yes, I won't do it because I heard you can't have solders that true. I don't have an outsider in a year I mean why you need soda I like die. What do you mean? Why you need soda? I like Diet Coke. I'm a Diet Coke. I like Diet Coke. It is poison. I know it's poison.

So it's a poison. So do you have it. Yeah. It's a poison. A career. Well, you were going to say the 10 things you would bring on the island. Oh, 10 things I would bring. I would bring a fire.

A good fire starter. A fire starter. A harp. Yeah. I would bring a... how big is your tarp? Fishing line, it would be like a, as big as I could bring, 10, like 20. Well, if you bring a fish and pole, there's, I wouldn't have you let it bring down the line on it.

No, no, no, no. You're not allowed to have the line on it. You separate things, I would bring just the line. I would bring a ton of line. Yeah, because the line I can use for other things. Yeah, I'm gonna stick. So you'd use a stick of some sort. I can make a net, all that shit, a ton of line. Yeah, because the line I can use for other things. Yeah, I'm gonna make it. You use a stick of some sort. I can make a net, all that shit, a gill net.

I would bring that. And a lot of people bring a bow and arrow. Machete. I wouldn't bring a machete. I bring a gumboy saw, a Japanese saw. It's a big, big saw that folds out here. I'd bring that and I bring an axe. I bring a fucking awesome sleeping bag.

Yeah, no, no, no, not that, you fucking ass. A Japanese bushcraft saw. The fuck are you gonna do with that? Bushwap. He brought up the wrong thing because he just used one word, types it in and then brings it out. Oh, you never know on the island if he's gonna have.

I'm gonna have a sushi party. Bushcraft, I have that knife in there. Ooh, what the hell, so stupid. the mouth. So there it is right there. Silky, gone boy. What's the fourth one from the right? That one right there. I bring the big one, not that one. I said it, gone boy, silky gone boy, hit the button.

It says, not that one, it doesn't say that one. Oh my, you're so stupid. He keeps looking stupid. That one, yeah, that's all right there. You can build a house with that. Yeah, but you build a fucking house You what are you kidding me? I mean, I'm sure you you I brought one good. I don't think it's funny You could all we should I brought Paul Versey up into the woods I'm raped him No, Lou save paper I raped him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It says marble on it. That's not fucking. That's not fucking. What does it say? Whoa!

I backed that one, right? I came back? Was that a suit? Was that a s-fart? Oh, you backed. My back was cracked. Was that a farder? You backed.

It's a farder. That's why I'm smiling. I backed. It's a fard. Oh, my dad. What I smell come. Oh, man. Hey, listen.

I'll do the funny stuff. Okay, I'll leave that to you. No, what I do think though is I did wish Rich what I knew Rich was coming here because I would have wore like 9,000 rings. I think we go all kind of ring that I wish it was around your neck. Why you got rings you like jewelry? No, I'm not a big jewelry. I'm gonna ring watch time. I have one pinky ring my I'm a mandatory thing in the North end of Boston have a stand-in issue that's the end of the issue

how many rings you got I don't got any ranks no jewelry no tag not that they got a run and right now what about you a lot you get a lot of rings big big novel guy though so they're all like a gay characters like Deadpool and stuff. Oh no

nothing to do with the fuck he thinks he's got the he's he legitimately wants's got the infinity stone. He legitimately wants to get the affinity stone ring from Pandora. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, he wants to go buy a few. Pandora ring for himself.

It's got all the fuck in six infinity stones and better than it, yeah. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm not as easy as it gets. It's fine. All right, cool. Well, when they pop up and they're real, you fucking

get in there. You want that? Yeah, that's exactly what he wants. Okay, is that. Thank you so okay that'd be funny if it worked you fucking wow you made a bit why don't you just wear a rainbow flag I know yeah why don't you just blow somebody yeah why just you know we think it's gonna make you disappear when you suck dick. Nobody sees it. No one's gonna remember. What does that?

I would love to take you to you for upper to the woods. I know you say you wouldn't you wouldn't last. You're out of your mind. I tell me I lasted in life. I was a drug addict. That's right. All right, nice. What the fuck does it have to do with the wilderness?

There's because survival is in my blood. I've been on my own since I was a kid basically. Really? Yeah, have you been on since you were a kid? Well, I'm basically in on my parents' horn, in my mom had a work with three kids. When did you leave the house? For what school?

18. 17 or 18. 17 or 18? 17 or 18? That's not really that old. I was gone at 13 to 15, went back for a year and then left at 16 and a half. But you didn't leave on your own,

you had to go to a home, a foster home, or a juvenile home, right? Did you say an orphanage? No, a juvenile home. What do you think is the 20s back then? You had a good one. Back then when you were 13. Bobby the orphan. What the fuck?

Well, how old you two came? That's a full tale. I don't wait. Okay. The horse and buggy came and got me. Oh, whoo. I was trying to get a stasp orrilla. Hot what? Thank you for saving me. Oh, whoo. I was drinking stasparillo. What?

I'm not drinking stasparillo. So you don't think, listen, I'm the only thing I'm worried about in the woods. Just only two. Another guy your age. I was just two things. Why would I worry about that? Okay. I would have probably shut him off if I need a protein.

I'd say you get your meal. Oh, God, hungry again. So I could go for a diet coke now. Damn it. I'm making a Thursday. No, it's only the only things I'd be worried about. And I have my shin my guards snakes is rattlesnake. Can I just say? Here's the thing he brought he bought snake guards. In case you never I'm gonna tell you this now. He

God's what they said. God since I've known him, never been camping in the woods. I have all the stuff in case I have he's never listen to me. Never camping in the woods. I have all the stuff in case I have to. He's never listening to me. Never been in the woods. He's got the kid I won camping. Shut up. He has a go bag. Never been in the woods. I got three.

He's got three go bags in his car right now. Who I've on in my car. Okay, two in his car. He has snake guards in case snakes bite him. Never has he gone in the fucking woods. He's ready for the apocalypse. Who are you? Where?

It's coming. He knows, I guess. Thank you. Yes. Thank you, Ray. Wait, bench, for the fucking Boston giga. Yes, fucking no, these people in New York, this is not the kid. Do you have diet coconut in the fridge? We can get you on, you want one? No, if just one in the fridge, I don't want to.

That's not in the fridge. You're gonna make Danny go to the fuck? No, no, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. Well, the convenience store is all the most shut down on the block. So when 20 miles west, yeah, on this block, they shut down. No, I don't fucking know. He's just mad.

I'm just saying. I don't. You're a moody content. Oh, no, I'm calling. That's because you're not having to. Yeah, no, because now I'm just going to hear that on the recoil. You are a moody content. On the way, it stops on the what?

On the recoil. Yeah. So like, on the back end of that, coming on the way stops on the what on the recoil. Yeah, so like recoil. So like on the back end of that coming back. He's not good with that. When you go home. Right. Okay. He does stuff is from like a minute. I like where it takes him. I want one. I have one. Mine's old and dying. But I have to tell you, if you had she, because you're not wearing your mood ring. That's the problem the problem. Yeah. I have one of those. You have a mood ring? Oh yeah, he said, forgot.

It's actually a mood carcoring. Someone bought it for me at the restaurant, like one of the regulars. And it said, hey, I got you this. What do you try to do? You bought this for you, goes, you're a cunt. I wanna know when you're a cunt. I wanna know when you're a cunt.

Yeah, you're not a roof for the body. There you go. The ring will tell you. That's all people. I want to give my customer bought you a mood ring. It was a girl. Good for you. You have a girlfriend?

No, no, I don't. Really? Yeah. I know. That's a weird way to talk. I don't. Yeah. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Do you seem like you're in shape, you're funny? He's weird though. He's like, he tries to fuck his mother's friends. He's a shape. Not in shape. Mother's friends, and friends' mothers. No, it's wrong. It's wrong.

That don't do that. But, you know. By smiling. Because I like the smile. I mean, that's an honest answer. I mean, I can't do that but you know by smiling because I like the smile. I Mean it's not a chance. I read again Buddy I literally trying to fight with force gun Dude let's think stock so you like all the women. I don't mind all the women. Yeah for sure You've been with the woman not my mother's friends my mother has friends are friends mothers You're mother with a little woman not my mother's friends my mother has friends are friends mothers in personal non-friends Mother she doesn't think I'm on his poor mother now. She doesn't have friends. So you like you that's me

Well, she lives on a farm with a 7,000 animals. Wait a minute. What the fuck your mother? What yeah, you live on a farm. No, she lives a new Hampshire your mother and father live in a farm My mother and her husband. Oh, cuz your father isn't with them. Right. Wait, wait, do they, you farm? Is that maybe a fam? No, they're not, they're not, I wouldn't say they're farmers. They moved up like out of the city and stuff, Dave.

She just dog breeds and horse trains. That's fucking, can you sell us the dogs? Yes. You want one? Yeah. A shepherd? Shiloh shepherd. Shiloh shepherd.

Long head. Long head. I'm asking that come up. Shiloh shepherd. Go that long head long. It's asking that come up. Shiloh Shep. Go. Step. One, two, three, four. Nice. Oh, can I get one? Oh, there's a lot. I want one. Oh, you really?

Yeah. How much? Three, five. Yeah. You give me a free one? Oh, free. Oh, he said three. I said three. You're not getting what the breeders think. You're not getting that for $300.

Why not? You don't know what know I fucking knows family. That's right No, sure we can talk three times what's the name of the thing you can I bring it up the the kennel She just the breeder she does it like she's a called Shiloh she doesn't want to know you don't know no no no Shiloh shepherds on like on Instagram or whatever so I mean That's so sure beautiful. Let me ask you question. We have all different. There's all different kind of well Is that thing is it the hairy does the hair come off them? Yep, they should ah fuck it forget it. Okay, fuck it scratch Why are you jealous?

I strike it off the record. I'll bring it up. I want to see it. Go them all. There they are. They shot. They're so beautiful. Look at me. Oh, yeah. Can I get them to attack? Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. There was a person like, I can make them hate people wearing red. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Like just fucking ripped their faces off like 19, three. They got over three rings. She just attacked. My mom's got like an old, an old security dog. They used to work for like the state host that lives with her now. They're trying to domesticate it. But he's still like a ruthless fuck if you want them to be.

How long do they live? They live about, I would say somewhere around like 13 years. Okay, now let me ask you a question. How big is this shit? Regular shit. It's not they're not that big. They're not that big. They're like a normal sized dog. They're not a normal sized dog. This is a lie. They're a normal size dog. It's like, people think they're a wine elask and I love it. I love it. Mix would have German shepherds. It's a big dog, dude This is a lie. They're a normal size dog. It's like, well, people think they're a little lionelaskin dog. I love it. Mixed with a German shepherd. It's a big dog, dude.

I love that. I have a fucking burn a doodle you cock, Zach. I don't even know what that is. I've seen your dogs in that dog and that dog would eat your fucking little. We have a your nice.

Oh, yeah, fuck that thing. Oh, that's my burn a doodle right there. Bring it up. She has her own thing. Doodles, doodles underscore Kelly on Instagram. That's a burn a dog. It's a burn with a poodle. That's coolodles doodles underscore Kelly on Instagram. It's a Bernie with the portal. That's cool. Yeah, I want to see I she has her own page. Can I see it? Doodles underscore Kelly. I mean, I feel like you're going to show us anyway. I want one though.

Yeah, right top the top one. There she is. Right there. That's my dog. I want to show me follow this. I don't know how many she got. Wow, she's got more than you. What's wrong with you? Vos is getting uncomfortable. You all right? I'm done. Beautiful. Look at that. I die. That's a beautiful dog.

Look at my dog. Oh, see, I like that. It's not like tiny. Like you can fit in. No, it's a big. You know, you've been popping up on my Instagram feed on my Facebook for what what fucking pillow Oh, this company you got fuck pillow The first a cube is that what it is?

It's it's a good pillow. Yeah, if you're fat fucking you do this. I need a night pillow. I'm a side sleepers called the pillow cube Danny do we ever call them? Yeah, what? Oh, so I got a We have a call them? Yeah. You're your number for you. What? You gave you the number for you. I think all of them are. Oh, so I got to call them? What did they say to me?

Read what they said. They got in touch because it got back to them that I was a little fucking, because what they did is they gave me a pillow. I actually was like, oh, this looks great. Does it work? And they're like, well, send you one. I was like, however it went. And I was at great. Does it work, blah blah. And they're like, well, send you one. I was a, however it went.

And I was a great. And I'll make a video. So I made a video for them, you know. I love gadgets. I used to have a show called, whatever the fuck it was. What was my show called, Joe? What's in the box? Yeah, what's in the box?

That would have been fucking me. What's in the box? What's in the box? What we, we'd open shit, I buy stuff. So I contacted them for that. They sent me a bunch of pillows for me. And I made a video, but the video was amazing. It was like a commercial.

It was. Max nailed it on the first shot. It was like great. So they loved it. They used it as their campaign ad for the last year and a half. I know. As their main, they put like thousands of dolls behind it.

So me and Max just came up on everybody's Facebook and Instagram. And all that for free pillow, not a bad little mock. Yeah, but it's like, listen man, you could use it that one time maybe for six months. You can't fucking make me your guy. And not pay you. That can make you your guy, but you're gonna pay them in.

Now, can I ask you this question? Six and a half inches. Ha, ha, ha. I don't burn Irish guys. Prove it. Get the ruler out, guys. You have to suck it. If you, if you,

ha, ha, ha. Yeah, if you whip it out, I tell my wife that all the time. What? Don't touch it unless you're gonna suck it or fuck it. I can not allow the touch it. Assess an Italian guy. I tell my wife, don't touch it. I like that. Don't touch it unless you're gonna suck it or fuck it. I can not allow the touch it. Assisting it's high. I tell my wife don't touch it. I like that. Don't touch it unless you're gonna suck it or fuck it. I was in bed with her.

But if you now if you you know what? No, go ahead. No, you go. Oh, it's stupid. I was just saying. No, please say it. No, I got up. Please say it. No, I already said we want you to say it. It's just a dumb thing. You were in bed with your wife. What happened? I said to her, I go, look, if you're fucking around, you know, fucking someone else having an affair, just be honest and tell me so I can get hard. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha If you were skinny Bobby right now in that thing, would you care as much? This guy? Yeah, this Bobby. No, I mean, no, I think my price is more now. Yeah, the last thing I'm asking.

No, dude, I feel bad because it was, I think they, you know, I still using it. I'm using it all the time. They stop? How do you know? What? What do you know? What? What they say It's too trusting Danny. What they say? I got it. Why are you reading it Danny? Yeah, hey, Bobby. I heard you were frustrated with us using your video. We are so sorry There is a mix up on our team

You would mention that you are okay with us using it on our website and someone saved it in an approved to use content file. And someone else used it for an ad without checking with you. We can stop using it. Could we hop on a call so we can resolve this? Yeah, dude. I mean, all you need to do is say, hey, man, you know, we're using your date, whatever. I'm going to call them tomorrow and be like, look man. Tell them if you can use it if it's 20 grand. I'll fucking sell my son's soul instantly. Yeah, but they, they, they, they, it's so bullshit with this, they say, oh, someone else, they're all working together.

So I don't fucking say, well, that person over there, it's your business, you know what's going on. I hate when they pass a buck, oh, hey, sorry, it was miscommunication amongst us. No, it's not because you as the owner have to approve everything that's going up. All right, the owner, whoever runs that company, the salespeople, the ad people have to bring it to the owner so they can approve it nine out of 10 times. Can you give Boston number so he can make the phone call? So he can't even make it. I mean, what the fuck?

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Registrate en codere.es y creato apuesta. Codere, más de lo que esperas. Italian motherfuckers. Yeah, anything. Do you, is the North end still a Tioners, it started a fade, are the people moving in and crouching are like, man, Hattens, Italians gone. It's just. No, little Italy or? Gone.

There's nothing left. What was the Italian section in little Italy? What was the little Italy's? It got one street. What? No more restaurants. What is this? It's a couple. There's not a lot. It's all Chinese. The Chinese took a whole. No more restaurants. What is this? It's a couple.

There's not a lot. It's all Chinese. The Chinese took a few. Yeah. 100%. At least my people didn't get blamed this time. Well, we own the buildings and sent no. Yeah, that's a problem.

You were probably raising the rent on these motherfuckers. Good for you. Yeah, you fucking got the tags out and the fucking Chinese people. Yeah, the North End though is, yeah, it's pretty much the same. Is it like a community? Why has it not, because Charlestown, Southy, you, I mean, dude,

Southy's not Southy anymore. I don't know if it's not. Southy's rich, Charlestown is rich. You can't move, dude, when I lived in, Charlestown was the ghetto, was the white ghetto when I lived in Boston. I mean, the first place I got mugged when I was like, I think eight was chowced down.

I got mugged by a 35 year old blonde guy. No, 80 cents. 80 cents. She took it. Took it. I was like, can I have a dime to call my mom back? Throw me a dime back. I call my mom had to come and pick us up.

That's actually kind of funny. At the fucking Shrath's 50 believe. You had 90 cents on you. He took 80 or? No, he took 70. Game, he gave me 10. Fucking did the math weird. Yeah.

So trying to catch me, what do you have? I know. So you know what I mean? But the North end still seems Italian. Yeah, so it is super Italian. But they're not, I would say that most of the family's even us, we moved out. When we moved real far away, we moved to Revere.

Right. Well, your family lived in that beautiful, almost Italy. Michelangelo Street. Yeah. I mean, dude, the street that his family lives on, Michelangelo Street. It's like a court. It's a court.

Yeah. I love that they have these little courts. So you go in, you drive in, and all, like, it's a little court yard, and all the buildings that people hang out the window, it's like Italy. Yeah. They transitioned to one of the buildings though Now because that used to be like real now it's a them building Yeah, no they got a whole like old age home. Yeah, now it's like all now. It's all different

There's like those like Rothballs and dead pussy. Yeah, yeah, basically. Wow. It's all it's all fucked up You're in my house. The buildings falling upon shit, they won't renovate it. Do you, do your family own it? The, yes, the building that they originally still grew up in, yeah, they own it. Yes. So dude, that's like set for life.

Yeah, the house or building. A building, like a building, four or five floors. That, I mean, that's set for life money in the North. Yes. Yeah, they just don't wanna, we still got family in there. You know, we still I think a lot of the old time is a trying to like hold on to it. Yeah, because people are trying to get it, but think about it Once the money comes it's like how do you say no to that life change of money? There are someones off from you five six seven eight because old people don't that people that are

People don't want to move and relocate when you're a certain age. Money, people don't need money. Yeah, but here's the problem. They die and guess what happens. Those fucking greedy little cunts underneath them. They sell it as fast as they can to make the money and then they get fight over it, usually break up the family over it.

And seriously. No, yeah, that was a lot. You know what I mean? You know, my family got into a fight over it. And seriously, no, yeah, not wrong. You know what I mean? They get, you know, my family got into a fight over money. Yeah, that's all right. My grandmother and grandpa had gone, there's eight kids that could have split,

they bought that house for $13,000 back in the day. Now it's worth fucking a mill. Yeah. And I understand, it's like, I want my money too. Yeah, I don't know. It was 900K each, like you're gonna fucking ruin it'll end up being like you know what I mean like it's crazy I'm the big four brothers a lot of money to people 90k who the fuck you?

Yeah, I don't know I'm not gonna fucking rule what you say I probably You dick for 90k right now. I get a baby on the way how much money you got You do I bet you have a lot of hobbies. I've gone. How easily. How great would it be if we just took 90 count and made him suck at Dix? Rich. Rich real quick.

Have you ever gotten your Dix suck by Dracula? By what? By Dracula. Has it ever happened? Who? Of course. I will. Wolf, don't worry.

No. I lost one of smashed you for that. You need these two tires. If you want to go on a own joke. First of all, we just closed and sold. We got to check this week. Yeah. Don't brag.

No, I'm not bragging, but you just nod. You have bragged face, are you? I'm a little bragg. I'm a little bragg. Your face was bragging. No, I want to give the guy 90 grand. Are you going to get your dick sucked? You think he's worth it?

First of all, he's not worth it. I'm two with 90 grand. I'm going to pay a fucking $20 linbroke broke blow. That's about it. I'm fine worth. How much money did you make on your house? Whatever come on Whatever he made something No, we didn't get rich You know, neither this one 600,000 600,000 I have you call my wife now. Tell them not coming home

600,000 I have you call my wife now tell her I'm not coming home I'm gonna say rich's dream is to get an RV and leave his family I'm not I'm not kidding a small one not a big one Rich's dream is to get an RV and leave everybody not as family all of us and just Rome the country with the weather so it's my golf clubs. It was a golf. It was a golf. Now you're on now me and Rich are gonna I mean I'll fucking suck his dick. We'll go travel the country me and you Rich. I wouldn't think of anything worse but why do you play golf? Love golf. I got two sets for sale. Do you love the set of golf clubs. You do? I do. Are you fucking duff?

Why do you need a set of golf clubs? To play golf? I'll give you a good deal on a set. I'm sure I got to. Why'd you just give them so much? Because I just gave them a nice sweatshirt. Even look at it. I love the sweatshirt, but you got it for free.

You know, or a birth crisis tour. I got two of them. I gave you one of my daughter ones. Yeah, it's for free. You didn't get it for it. Well, look, if somebody gave you a free fucking Cadillac, and when you give it away, it's free. If I had two Cadillacs and I was going to sell both. How many? And you like, dude, I need a car. I'd be like, just take the Cadillac. Yeah, all right. Stand up guy. Yeah, I'm a stand up guy. That's all right. Oh, really?

Yeah. Really? Do you ever sold me anything in life? A phone, a camera that was beyond the fucking iPad? Wait, an iPad, he sold me. That was... I might as well just got an extra sketch. He sold me a camera, a phone,

or I can tell you a million things he sold me. Yeah, you want to buy some of your stuff? And you want to buy some of your stuff? I'll give you a good deal on them though. I'll much. I'll put together a set of 500. But you're fucking suck it. That's not bad.

There's no difference. It depends what's in it. I'm gonna give them a set of Apex ir, Calli apex irons, hybrids. I'm your agent on this one. A hybrid, a putter, either a spider, a teller, spider putter. Nike high, I think they're Nike, no, they're not Nike hybrids. They're just a set of high bridge. Set of high birds. Yeah. Callaway Apex, a driver and uh, I'm throwing like a seven wood or five

wood also. And now it's going to the seven. What about some balls you get in front when any balls are not? Yeah. Couple of dozen. Couple of holds. I'll give them up five gallon bucket of balls. I want that he's never going to use any covers for the clubs. What's that covers? Cover many covers for nobody. Yeah. I don't he's never gonna use this for the clubs. What's that? Covers? Covers. And give us. No, but he's in a way of a shitty house.

Why don't you do the right thing and give it to him on the house? Why don't you go fuck yourself. This is a reason why they got stereotypes for certain people. Well, because, Jay Korsi, I just gave him, my other friend, I just gave him a set of pings, this kid. Oh, a friend of mine, pings. I know your friends. No kid I went to high school with.

Is he Chinese? No, what is he saying? So I said to him, and my deal was, my deal was I'll give you this set of pings. And he was a cool kid. But you gotta take your old clubs and give them something like a poor person or donate them Pass it on. Yeah, well, you're not passing it on to your other friend

But you would I'll tell you what I'll do this. I'll give you the clubs for free Yeah, if you buy back that camera and phone What camera I said your camera? Yeah, what camera. I don't know fucking can in fucking Polar. I don't. It wasn't good camera at the time. It was a really busy. Let me fly. So did it at the time. It was good. Yes. For a month. Well, dude, dude, fuck you. You know, it was longer than a month before you used it. The iPad iPad. It's like this before gigabyte. You'll never go. I sold him the fucking iPad. The new iPad came out. I was buying it. I sold the old one. Do you remember

for 400 bucks? I'm the 200 bucks. It was the top of the line with the when the iPad first came out with the Wi-Fi and the cell phone. You know what I still have little I got yeah, I got the walkman get you turned a thing to get to this Yeah, the songs yeah, this is the old walkman white ones. Yeah, yeah, I still got one of those really yeah That's what I got I'm sure you have a sword to I don't know Tell you what I'll do Yep for the cheers I saw his little beat you know what I love Tans and Jews in the same people

Beauty I saw him looking at it. He won't give you nothing But we did not come here empty handed. What do you mean? We brought you a gift? You brought me golf clubs? No Golf clubs, but we did bring you a gift you brought me golf clubs? No We did bring you a gift it's way shitty really Yeah, you guys are less amazing. I need to bring me anything. What is it? It's on the it's on the defeat. Oh really? Oh my god, it's actually something Yeah, bring it up. What is this? It's a sheet pan of pizza all right. Did you get first? Well, do I have to ask for a knife from you guys? No, it's a tree. It's a sheet pan of pizza. All right, did you get it first of all? Do I have to ask for a knife from you guys?

No, it's, I already needed it. You just got to open it. Very excited. You guys got me something. Here we go. You're something. What the fuck? Oh, wow, man. That's a lot of how it's in Rich's lab right now. He's going to get a fucking paper cut on his neck with that.

Wow. You see that? That is fucking great. Yeah, we thought you could hang it up or fucking... Where did that from Moontow, right? How that shit mean? Wow. Yeah.

That's fucking, thank you so much guys. Of course. Oh, man. The fuck is wrong with you So funny That's fucking great. Yeah, that's awesome It's probably someone else's picture you're gonna get sued for hanging that up, but that's fine dude I'm gonna fucking you don't you posted this I think this was I got

But that's fine dude. I'm gonna fucking you don't you posted this. I think this was I got This is awesome. Yeah hold you up show, but yeah, I was there Look at look at the guys faces hold me. Yeah, I'm being big. I was holding in there struggling. I like your You have nice sneakers when was this this year right I did this. Yeah, that's that's yep Yeah, I was really I love that wait this year. Yeah, that was this year. I have that's my Leopard print. Yeah Jesus, man. You're gonna. That's cool. How do you make? Of course. Well, you could take a picture and have that made up like that. That's nice. Yeah. Are you serious? No, I said it's nice to do that. You don't know about that. Yeah, now I do. Why are you singing? I'm not singing out of both ends now. I'm falling apart. What do we do today?

What do we do tonight? Early I was in Queens and I had... I want to know a question. Middle Eastern. Oh, that's why. I want you guys to answer my questions. Okay. Yeah.

We got questions. What happened to the mob? What do you mean? What happened to them? I would say it never existed. I don't know what you Seriously, we're what the fuck they all died Bobby Yeah, they're all dead everybody's dead. Then the kids are all genius. I'm the less of the 99 in Charlestown How's that mean?

Not you definitely don't want. I want to know what is it? Look up the, uh, yeah, they're going to love this one. Look up the, uh, shooting in 94 at the Charlestown, uh, 99. You know, I used to go there because I went to Bunke Hill Community College. Yeah. And they're the, the, the Papa Geno's over there too, right? Yeah. 1995. Yeah. The whole season went. Six months after I was one. I thought I 1994. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. The whole season was over.

Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over.

Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah.

The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. Yeah. The whole season was over. one night and they tried helping them home. Long story short, they fuck he kicked the guy kicked down a flight as this, but it what did but he thought he thought it was by like my family and like the people that were helping them, they gave them money for a hand box. It was like all fuck. Oh, yeah, like like drugs a lot. Yeah, yeah. So goes home and tells this fucking angel does father the same thing. They uh, add somebody like on the lookout and uh, one day that they rolled up the Charlestown, they did like, uh, kind of like a regular kind of sit in there. And they, uh, just kind of waited outside. What's a sit in like they just would

normally just go in there like on a regular. You're a family. Yes. We'll go there to the Birken in the nightth. The 99th. The 99th Johnson. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We've got a restaurant first boot. Yeah. First boot then on the right. Yeah. And so that would be meat there for stuff. For things. Yeah. To talk to whether they meet

talk to whether to whether they meet people or get things from people whatever. Okay. Okay. I get you. And these two obviously got a sense of it from somebody else. Yeah. And broad daylight walked right in. They were the first boot. They sat in the first boot in on the right. Walked in. There was no way for them to go. All big guys.

I remember all got got except for my uncle Ricky. He survived. Yeah. And he never went to the hospital. He still has the bullet lodging in stomach. Really? Jesus Christ. Yep. While everybody else and they and they did like, uh, I like, I forget what it's called, like a mercy shot whatever they made sure that they were done. So they put it in the head.

But how would they relate it to you? You said your uncle lived. Yeah, so I'm with the other people. It's on like my father's side. So it's all like my father's like first cousins and which you know, just in Italian translation, I grew up there all my uncles. Now, when you say mob, are you talking like, were they made men, these people?

Like, I mean, like, I know that they did book work. So they did like, they had a lot to do with that. I feel like you're gonna get us in trouble here, man. Oh, no, oh, no, can't be. He's asking all the questions. I'm just asking, I asked him, I asked him simple, cute questions. And I just wanted to see you guys go. From real cute. Ha ha, you know what I'm just saying, I mean, I asked you, I asked a simple few questions, and I just wanted to see you guys go.

Real cute. Ha ha, you would go, oh, I don't want to know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I said thank you guys. Can I say something? Yes. I'll tell you why. I miss them.

Yeah. I miss it. I miss it. I feel like, I know they did bad things. I know whatever, but I felt like they kept the community fucking clean. They always had, even like the North End, it was like, it's such a great place to go

because it was safe. Unless you were in that thing, you were safe. I used to go to Cafe Pompeii. Oh, we're down there, huh? Yeah, you were safe. I used to go to Cafe Pompeii. Oh, we're younger, huh? Yeah, I loved it. That'd be part of it. You want to be part of it, right? Richard just wanted to be there.

I used to go to A.A. dances and then go to Cafe Pompeii. It was just a safe place. You might get in a fight with another kid or something, but pretty much you were safe. Yeah. And the movies were so good. Like what movies it was, there's nothing happening. We got no good mob movies coming out.

Oh, you guys are doing well. I feel like they went legit. I feel like Dave. Love them went legit. Love them went. I get it like good. And then the kids, we had drug problems, that's what happens. Yeah, that whole next generation were all fucked up.

They just didn't do it. Yeah, they did. Yeah, it's like, what their parents didn't want them to do it. They didn't want them to do it. No, they did it. So we would want, would you want Max to do that? Exactly. That'd be so cool though.

If he was like a fucking doll, but I saw you guys kissing his ring. Yeah, my Max is like, eh, I should make my kids kiss my ring. Watch one. The test? I only had one back now. No, don't say it. Yeah. Oh, this is all right.

You may go, your boyfriend's kiss your ring. Yeah, definitely. I'll line up all six stones. It's funny, because when I said the mob, you guys literally, the energy in this room shifted to, we're gonna have to edit that out. We don't know what you're talking about, Bobby. That's what I said to the mob, you guys literally, the energy in this room shifted to, we're gonna have to edit that out. We don't know what you're talking about, Bobby.

Mob doesn't exist. Well, I'm telling you, ma'am, I think it's, I do miss it. I mean, this shit like that's tragic. Yeah, I mean, but it comes with everything. I mean, like, all shit before that, I'm sure everything was great and the glory of this. Like you said, like anything got settled there.

They never, I've never left there. I remember working at the restaurant, you'd see just a groove of Italian guys, and you're like, oh boy. Yeah, but they were fucking the nicest, coolest. I did shows for them. Yeah, fuck me. I remember doing a comedy show.

I told you that, right? On your podcast. So I got a call from his uncle, Steven, who was friend looks just like him by the way just a little bigger right and What he would call me anytime he call me I would be like I'd have to I'd always say I'm doing something because he'd be like what are you doing on Wednesday June 15th and You get excited because you'd always bring you somewhere great. You'd always pay for something or rest.

So you'd be like, nothing. Good, he calls me up, we do it. Good, you're booked. I'm like, what? He goes, you got a show. I'm like, Steven, where he goes, Mings. I'm like, what the, Mings, the Chinese restaurant in Priya Beach, I go, Mings has been closed for 10 years.

It's open now, meet me down there in 10 minutes. So I drive down to Mings and there's just Cadillac and Mercedes in this parking lot that's, the place hasn't been open, it's lit up. I walked in, it's just a gang of guys playing poker with like wife beaters. I said this guy comes up moosey, bigger than Steven. Oh yeah.

He's like, I'm very excited to see you show. Like he told everybody, I was doing the show no matter what. Very excited to be, you better be funny. Oh my gosh, suck my dick. He's on the pressure. So I sit down with moosey and Steve and he's like, you want Chinese food Italian? Yeah. One of the mothers was in the kitchen cooking like lasagna and pasta and then there's Chinese

foods coming out so we had lasagna and ribs. What a mix. It was so good. So I'm like, I'm panicking. I got to do a show for a guy that just got out of jail. It's like a big of a hat. I think he said too. He goes in and wives are coming. It's not going big of that. I think he said too, he goes, and wives are coming. It's not gonna be girlfriends.

I was like, he goes, this is a real formal event. I'm a woman, and they're in wife beaters. It goes, it goes, you got it. This is a very special event because the wives are coming. I was like, well, it's not girlfriends, it's all the wives. I'm like, oh, shit me.

So I went, this is kid from, I think Lynn, Tang kid, and shitty comic, fucking sucked. Always asking me for gigs. I'm like, this is perfect. I'm gonna get this kid. He's gonna fucking eat his cock for 15 minutes, 10, 15 minutes. I'm gonna go up and look like a rock star, right?

Kind of like tonight at the pussy cat. Yeah, exactly. What is that? And that, no, I'm kidding. So, dude, now this place is right down the street from where I live. I lived on Shirley Abba, Thorton Street up there. I come down, show it he started. I walk in, kids murdering. He's got 15 minutes of Italian shit. I didn't know he had about his mom. Fucking murdering. I mean, dude, I'm looking in this guy's and soot's going, whoa.

The women are laughing. Moosey comes out, he goes, this fucking gay is hilarious. I hope you're good. I'm shit in my pants, dude. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. So I get up on stage, he brings me up. He's likeitting my pants, dude. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. So I get up on stage, he brings me up.

He's like, thank you, good night. I've never, this kid got kissed by more men. He's like a gay bar. You look fucking. You look fucking. Dude. So all of a sudden they bring me up, this kind of, hey, what's going on?

This silence. Moosey takes a chair, turns it around, it sits on it, faces me, like right in the front row. Dude, thank God for the ball bust thing I've been through in my life, because I just started smashing that big motherfucker. And then I went, where the fuck, where it means, where the fuck, where the fuck is Ming?

And they went, they get you, they get you. And they go, they go, they fuck and go, grab all of a sudden they grab this little pixel Chinese guy puts them on stage of me And there's a guy's like, oh, hello, hello like man. He's a gal. I mean like he liked the bet He liked the bet So he made him open the fucking place where you lost you lost a bet. He lost a bet so they- A lot of bets. They probably lost a lot of bets. Oh, God.

They was fucking terrifying. But you know what, man? Did you pull it out? I pulled it out. I did 30 minutes. I smashed that guy. I smashed Ming for like 20. I mean, if that was videotape, that'd be canceled.

Oh, yeah. Joe. Shane Gill is saying, ain't nothing on me. Yeah be canceled. Oh yeah, Joe. Shane Gillis ain't got nothing on me. I mean dude. Straight dunked on that. Woo. Ooh, I said some shit. Did you get paid for it?

It sounded like a World War II veteran. Did they pay for it? No, you don't get paid. No, it's off of that. Do you want me to call somebody, get your money? Yeah, sure, I would love you to call. His name yeah, his name is Joe the Bob. You know, he doesn't cut hair by the way Yeah, but It's a real thing am I right am I making no, and that's real. Yeah, it's real. It's no the yeah

It's there is some Joe this on Bob a name Joe Well, listen, I met all the guys I met and I did meet a lot of guys there, tying guys, whoever they were, I never really knew. No one ever said this guy's this, that guy's this. Fucking greatest, I mean, some of the most interesting greatest people I've ever met, to be honest with you. I fucking the best. You just don't wanna be on the bad side, that's all.

You don't wanna hold it like that. Which I like that danger too. I like, I used to weigh tables at the left and I would wait on them and it was so dangerous because I could spill sauce on one of them and I'm just dead. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah. I used to work at a bar at a strip club as a bartender and a fucking motor, I don't want to say motorcycling. I used to come in. Yeah. And I wouldn't even you to come in. Yeah. And I wouldn't even go to that side. Yeah.

I would not even go over there because those fucking dudes were ruthless. Can't even look at them. You're ruthless. Yeah. But yeah, but they're not the end of the mafia. No. How you can't leave.

Well, the mob's quiet about it. It was the greatest scene in every movie. Yes. Yeah. I have a beer. Set them up. Yeah, but the fuck out of you. What? It's a,

those dudes have no, do you order it? No, what is it? You know, no rules. No rules. Yeah, no. I mean, they do have rules. You can't ride in the ground with your colors

unless you ask. Yeah, yeah. Can we ride in the movie? No, motorcycle gang, some of them are motorcycle gangs some of them are fucking some of them are fucking queer Yeah, just a bunch of middle-aged guys cosplay. Yeah, I'm a guy. They're on a Honda. They're on a Honda shadow Speakers blaring elf fucking free wheels. They have Casey and the sunshine band playing down the highway those are weekend warriors Those are fighting mode up with the of the Yeah, there's something about The exactly yeah, the RMC San Francisco

Show Nico that he'll be the next Like permit tomorrow Really are you gay? No, okay, he's happy You just happy Jerry's out on that one though. Jerry's the like gay your nose is pierced See what I mean? If you do coke, you have, I'm still, and I'm still straight.

If you do coke, you have a carburetor. Oh, I never thought about that. You guys have made for each other. Oh, in the same person. It's crazy. But you know what I'm saying? Like, and you guys,

there's something about for me. An aqua-villain. What? Oh, I think when you said or something about it, I think you're saying aqua-villain. You don't remember that commercial. Nobody does. No, there's something about it. I feel like I've heard of it, but look it up. Feel like my grandmother was about an aqua velvety. I feel like I look up jokes now. No, don't commercial. Dude, just make

it a clone from now. I feel like rich remembers like the first microwave like you remember the model We took a microwave this guy fucking got cooked over a fire. Yeah It's getting through for a black Oh, not bad not bad so now What they found you want to be Did they get their three wishes? Oh my god. Why did they bring a pea roll? What are you guys looking at? Oh aqua velva.

Oh. Oh my god. What is this? He's an aqua velva man. Shit. What year? Shit. What year is from 1980?

It's the most. Dude, they weren't even alive in 1980. He was like, he's gonna kiss him. It's his kid. I don't know. But if they started making it out right now. I don't know. Amazing. That's after shave. I don't know. Put it. They started making out right now. That's after shave. People don't use that anymore. No, they don't know. Well, you might still know you're starting with me. I know. I'm sorry. I like your tattoo on your neck. It's actually true. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's what we call a bullseye for when the guys come on

Exactly. You see the one I have on my back. Yeah, it's a good one. Oh He's the bad. He's taking a shit. Is he taking a shit? Yeah, I can smell it. He's shitting. No one that's just shit Is he asking if he's shit? How do you ever knows like that? Are you serious? Jay Fought smell because I I Did you shit? Okay, is he your producer? Yeah, yes I love it. You see from the North End, too? He's from the South Shore. Quincy?

Brain-tree. All right, really? That's what the studio is that you won't ever come to. Because it's in Brain-tree, you can have a vibe. Yeah, I've sat a lot of nice. It's nice. Yeah, but, dude, nobody wants to do a fucking brain. Nobody wants to go to Brain-tree.

I didn't want to, I met a girl from Brain-tree, I didn't go see her because she looked at fucking brain. You're right about that. No, what is that? What is that down, 93, right? Any more than 50 minutes for pussy, it's not happening. I do that. I don't want to go to the Cape to fucking do a podcast.

Yeah, basically the Cape, you're right. Yeah, fuck that. Get a studio in the North End. You guys don't know anybody with a building that's open. Do you know how much time they are? Yeah, but you guys, this is a problem. See, if Steven was still around, he'd be like, I gotta play this over here.

Hold on a second. If Steven was still around, we'd have to, we wouldn't even be allowed there with cameras. Let's put it, that's number one. Number two, we'd have to keep our eyes closed to certain things and it would be a big deal. And then number three, we would end up being the co-host of this podcast with you if Steven was here.

He would, what's the right Bobby? He's right. Who Steve? He would have milked you dry. Nah, he loved me. He loved me, man. I'm telling you, Steven, you, I remember one time, he called, I didn't see him in like eight months.

He calls me, everyone's probably goes, Bobby, listen, I can't tell you where I am or what's going on. I just wanna say hello, how are you? I miss you, I love you. And I was like, I love you too, but what's going on? I can't tell you. I told you I can't tell you. Did that thing that's gonna change that?

And I'm like, all right, all right, relax. But when you're coming back, I said I can't tell you. I love you, I'll call you again soon. Where is this when you lived out here?. Oh, I worked at the restaurant. He was a long time ago, right? How many? He would never he would never let me pay. And I would go see him at his house. He'd be like, come over the house. We'll watch a movie. He used to love watching movies. You have a whole wall full of every VHS.

He's your uncle. He's your uncle. Yeah. My father's brother. Very, look very similar to him, right? And big dude. My father. Huh? What? Maybe he fucked my mother. He didn't. No, I don't know who knows. Your mother didn't fuck Steven. But he, I'm not a little probably. No, because your brother, your father looks just like Steven, just dark hair. Yes. But every time you went over his house, you make him take your socks off at the front door.

Why your socks? Because he did not believe in dirty socks. He said you should just wear brand new pair of socks every day. Yeah. He had a closet full of socks and he'd throw you new socks. Yeah, you should wear new socks every day. He used to clean his floor with a toothbrush. Yeah.

He used to go a little bit the shine. He used to look at this shine. That's what he used to do. I used to go all the way. He used to have a seven year old shine. Yeah. That's what he used to do. I used to go. He's in rehab for seven years. Oh, no, he wasn't like a drug guy. This shine and just look at his floor.

He's a kid of the floor. Oh, yeah, he does. He has. Do you remember the big old school big screen TVs like the box, the big wooden ones? So he lived on like the second or third floor. Oh, you had a kid. He had the guy cut a hole in the floor till, to pull the fucking TV up and then rebuild the floor. That's the kind of guy he was.

He was a fucking hell. This is what he said to me one time. He got shit. When the basement apartment he had, he goes, come here, and I went and it was better. And he goes, find me a sugar compartment in that wall. And I'll give you $5,000. So I was sitting there and I'm looking,

it's all custom woodworking. I'm going through it. I can't find anything. He walks over. There was eight compartments. He went, don't goosh, dang gun. Goosh, goosh, fucking thousand. Goosh, goosh, another gun.

There was all these hidden compartments in the wall that he had, because the building. Oh, I fucking hidden compartments in the wall that he had because the building. Oh, I fucking love that. Dude, I remember I came to his house one day, he got a kitten. He had, like, he was a knee-free, he had a leather couch. In the wall? Huh?

He put the kitten in the wall. I come over the house, the kittens there. I come back then, like, the next day, I'm like, where's the kitty? And I hear, I go, what the fuck? Open the closet door, it's duct tape to the back of the closet door. No.

He goes, it was scratch in my couch. Yeah, he was a nut. He was like, the girl's coming over to get him. It was a girl coming to get the cat. He was, he duct tape to the back of the fucking door. So, it wasn't scratch any of his shit. Yeah, he was crazy. And he knew everybody. So, like, he used to take us to like, Rosalind when we were younger. So, yeah, he was crazy. And he knew everybody.

So like he used to take us to like, Rosalind when we were younger. Yeah. So he took me one time. I think it was like, what's there at the plating? I'm a some some stupid little place, maybe not the plating, but it was somewhere out west. And he just took me and we get into that.

We get into the place. And the guy shakes his hand, takes him. I'll take a side like, oh, Steven, you know, brings us to our seats and we're behind like this pole. I remember it was like an obstructed view. So now I'm like, he's like, you could see him. He's like, his mind's twirling. He's like shh, shh, shh, shh, he's doing his neck

because he's always doing his neck. He's just doing his neck. So he's like, quick, he's like, you stay right here. I'll be right back. I see him, he's talking to the guy. All of a sudden, they like go into this like, like, I would say it's like a maintenance closet or something like that All of a sudden you start hearing stuff bang around and the thing he comes out

He like just like straightens up his like jumpsuit comes out all of a sudden they bring us We like in the second row all of a sudden we got this new table. I beat the shit out of the guy in the fucking maintenance I thought he had to spill it's taking down. No, I think he was mad that the guys he had the guy probably old Money is something it was like listen you come. I'm gonna put you up nice. Well, I think he was mad that the guy, the guy probably owed him money as something and was like, listen, you come, I'm gonna put you up nice. Well, they put us behind a pole. Oh, woo. The guy got himself a beat and I think,

what's he here tough to? What's he tough? Steve. Yeah, big guy, tough guy. Sweetest guy in the fight. One of the sweetest persons I've ever met in my life. If he got in a fight with Danny, who would win? Danny, because he probably be scared of his fight. Danny. Because he got in a fight with Danny, who would win? Danny because he probably be scared of

his funeral because he can look two different ways. Um, my wife too, Dawn, I mean, me and my wife had a relationship with Steven, like they were friends. I mean, me and my wife love Steven. I love them. I actually, the captain, but... Can't fucking hate it. Oh, no. Who? The cat. Not a cat guy. I'll be dead. I'll be dead. I'm fucking cool.

I mean, dude, I have so many Steven stories. So many... I mean, he was a movie. He was straight out of a fucking movie, dude. This guy... I told you guys a story before. We were at the... Dianne, we just got a Hojo's. Yeah, over and while he's still here,

you got to love this guy. Love Hojo's. Love that we used to go there. And his son adopted son, Jamie Georgio, who's one of my closest friends back there. I mean, still as I love Jamie. We used to hang out all the time. And I waited, Jamie got me to job.

And we used to go to Hojo's with him and Mike Diplomar and Steven and we sit in and there's a lady behind us from the North End, older woman. I don't remember her name, older woman and we sit down and they're like, not behind a pole. She's on a date. She's on a date at another table. Might be crazy in red. And all of a sudden they start fighting,

they're like, she's got a wig, she's wearing a wig. And Mike's like, it's not a wig. It's not a wig. I think it was Jimmy, it's a fucking wig. And they're literally trying to whisper, but it's getting annoying. Steven, you could see him. He's like, doing that thing.

And he's like, and they're like, it's a wig, man. He's like, but Steven went, I left. And he turns around and he goes, excuse me. He picks your hair up, it's a wig man. He's like, but Steve went, I laugh. And he turns around and goes, excuse me. He picks her hair up because thank you. It's a wig. Can we order? Wait, they didn't know the lady? They knew her.

But the guy she was with didn't know she had a wig. He was like this. I fell on the ground and laughed for 20 minutes. Dude, he's just a son. Well, I was a man. He can son. No, Foxwoods is with the one with the Indian. Where's the one with the Indian Foxwoods, right? I the best. Well, I was him. He can son. No, Foxwoods is with the one with the Indian.

Where's the one with the Indian Foxwoods, right? I think so. I don't know. He lost so much money. I went with him. He lost so much money to the Crabs table. He ran. He ran into the fountain, climbed up to the Indian, started sucking his balls.

He goes, you took my money and I sucked your dick. Are you happy now? Oh, cheese. And they fell into the fountain. No, he fell. He was in the tracksuit. He used to lose like hundreds of thousands, probably. Goed.

Goed, he lost. I think he lost 20 grand. Yeah. And then he, we drove back to Boston from Connecticut with his pants and shirt hanging out the window. And he was in his underwear. Did he have a love thing? I hate crap.

Crapsis, the best game I've ever invented. I never played with that. That's it. He licked that Indian's nuts. Didn't he almost duct tape you to come with him? He goes, I used to work with Juvenile at the Lincolet over the night. I had this job.

And he called me. I was at the restaurant and I was going to my other job. He goes, let's go. We're gonna go to Foxwood tonight. I go, I can't. I gotta go to my job. I got my own when I job at the juvenile place. And he goes, you gotta go to Fox with calm time, you're not going.

I go, Steven, I can't, it's a job. I can't just call, it's in 40 minutes. I gotta be there. I gotta go. He's like, you got two choices. I'm either gonna duct tape you through. You and my trunk, or you're gonna call and sick. And he opened his trunk and he had a roller duct tape. You were there with him. He was next to you. I called it because dude I've seen him duct tape people.

I'm not kidding dude. He duct tape. Who the fuck did he duct tape somebody? And through them in the trunk. People a lot of people. He dude he was gonna duct tape me and throw me in the trunk. I was just gonna wind up in Foxwood. Now say you into Foxwood's with him. Would he give you money to gamble? Yeah, he did actually give me money. When I went to Foxwoods, it got us a room, everything was comped. Because you didn't have money to buy any money back.

He was the type of guy that would give that shirt off. Never made me pay for it, then. Ever. We go to, we go to eat all the time. Movies, diners, food, everything was, it would, it would never. And you were a little kid at that time, right? You were young. When he, when he died, I was probably like 13. Bring up a little bit, kid. Yeah, this, that's kind of how it

even, we even came into contact was we, we had this movie. Yeah, this movie I did back in Billy Burzen it, too. My first movie I ever did was a student film for BU, Eric Lee, and the story is he had, he had him had, that's it, see if you can find a link. He had the, I have the bring it up when you have it, okay? Don't bring it up when you tell you have it.

It may or may not be on our YouTube. Yeah, the movie, the full movie is on our YouTube. So the thing is his right Well, we're gonna where we're going for a while. I know we're gonna wrap it up soon, but I'll end on the story we we Could you not roll your fucking eyes? I didn't know I'm like this. No, I'm tired I've been doing podcasts all day and I just got up so early and I wanted to hear a story so I try to get my eyes ready for the double two. That again is an ice break. So, some track kids, Dan, I'm going to hate it.

This is one of my closest friends. I think he's probably regretting not taking a Danny on that coffee room. So here's the deal. So I paused it right there, I don't play it yet. So this actor was great by the way, this guy. He's like a fucking, I, Maul and Brando that dude. I don't know what happened to him. Fucking great.

It's a real movie, like. So we got this movie, right? I book it, my acting teacher sends me, I book it. We go in to rehearse for the first day, the lead mob guy. So I go in and the scene is, where's my money? And I'm like, I gotta, and he's like, get my money. It's this big scene where he wants his money. And he's hard, but, so I walk in, we run the scene.

And I'm like, I'm sorry, you know, I don't have the money. And he's like, where's my money? I was like, I'm looking around. I went to fuck, going on, he goes, I don't have the money. I go, well, you gotta get my money. And things are going to happen. You, and these goes, I don't have the money. I go, well, you gotta get my money. The things are going to happen. You guys are caught, stop. Hey man, what's going on?

What's the kid? This is his final film. You know what I mean? This is big. I need you to give me a little more Italian art. I go, well, it's kind of come Eric. It's like a seed. It's kind of going to plant it.

And by the time we shoot, it will flower. Trust me. That was the mob guy. Because when he auditioned to book it, he did the mob thing. Yeah. And I mean, and he was good. But he was an old gay actor.

That was a great actor. But he was fucking around. So we, I mean, dude, we did it like three times. Each time he was like, where's my money, mister? I mean, dude, it got gay or it turned into a bird cage. Not stood. Finally, he comes out to me. This kid's almost in tears.

He's like, all my money, it was shooting in a week, a couple of days, I don't know. And I'm working at Lafamille, Joseph, I go, let me make a call, because he has no idea. I call Stephen, I go Stephen, blah, blah, blah. He goes, maybe downhand 20 minutes, right? So I go, let's go meet a friend of mine. We go down to the North and we park the car.

This is an Asian guy, Eric Lee. And this is his movie. And all of a sudden, we see Steven. Imagine this guy except a little bigger. Fucking, I think it was a baby blue sweatsuit, right? Tracksuit. Oh, fucking gazelle glasses, baby blue diamonds, right? Coming down the street.

Give me one sec, I'll be right there. Goes over to a group of Italian guys, boom bang, boom. One more sec, scale, Bobby, one more. Goes over to another group. Bam, one more, walk so over. Two seconds, I'll be right way, I'm so sorry, I'll be Bobby goes another group and he walks over and goes, I'm in more hollows than a fucking NFL quarterback.

I'm gonna do the movie, but I ain't doing it for you. I'm doing it for Bobby, you understand? He goes, let's get some food. The kid didn't even ask him to be in the movie, but he's doing it now. He's got no choice. No choice. So, so we're going to we have, and this Stephen,

I mean, you can't, this is, he should have been casted. Anyways, he gets talking to him and goes, he gives him the script and goes, so I can you read this, you have, and we'll, we'll practice tomorrow. I've never seen Stephen as nervous. I mean, this guy, dude, never seen him. He's shitting his pants with the lines.

He was rehearsing lines. He's like, so you got And I might see me just be you. It's okay. I'm on the phone with him as he's reading him. He's nervous. I kind of felt bad So we got to go in the next day To rehearse and the thing in the same spot. This guy's fired the other the older actor So the scene is I walk up I walk up here. How you doing it? Where's he's just reading the paper, like he's doing the books with a calculator, like he's doing, check it, everybody out, check it, you know, where's my money?

Boom, I don't have the money. And then he goes, you better get my fucking money. Oh, you're gonna be fucking dead. You want to fight? I mean, dude, then grabs me and throws me through the fucking classroom. We're in a classroom, it'll be you. And I slam, I smash up against the wall through all the fucking things. This kid's like, that's it! I go, no, no, no! Steven, you don't really hurt people. You can't throw me. He really fucking hooked me. Even the day on set, he goes, you wanted to bring a real gun,

the guy was like, no, we can't do that. No, you need that home. Milafame, you created the whole fucking thing. Go a little further, we'll play a little of this real quick and we're gonna get out of here. The scene and go, no. I want you to see where he goes, you got my money. Sorry.

It's coming, it's coming. It's the end. Yeah, the end. Go to the end. Where we're in, no got my money, sorry, it's coming. It's coming. It's the end. Yeah, the end go to the end Where we're in no go back. I'm like, don't go so fast. You fucking tired max What's wrong with the guy do with the movie? They go to theaters in the bar go where the bar is No, it was just a student film. Oh, and the bars. Do you get the bar? No go forward ahead of that thing? That's Jamie It's more to the right. It's way more to the right. It's close to the end. Yeah, it's more to the end.

All right. It's almost a little left. Yeah, right there. Back up. All right, back up a little bit. Back up, back up, back up, back up. That's him. All right, stop.

That's him right there. I don't need your headphones. Just want to go. Oh yeah, put the headphones on, guys. There you go. Let's hear it. We're going to a paid tension plants and leaves leaves and plants Two words. What's so high? I keep them push. What the fuck are you you out of fairy?

What the fuck maybe Can I speak to you long for a second, please? You want to speak to me alone? Little Jimmy here's like family. Anybody wants to talk to me alone, either wants to kill me? A shake, my hand. Which one is your kid? You tried to kill me today.

Do you know what you're fucking with? Huh? Look, I don't know who you think I am, but I'm fucking nothing. All right, I don't work for anybody, and I don't want any part of your business. I sock. I'm a fucking pussy.

You get me skated and Scooby Doo for Christ's sakes. Look at the chance of Scooby Doo. Look at me, no, you shaggy Scooby. Scooby of Scooby-Doh. He'll come in over. Shaggy Scooby. Scooby. Scooby-Doh. He met another people's business. He little, he was a son of a bitch. He deserved to be put to sleep.

Scooby-Doh was a bad example. Look, I'm a college student. I'm a fucking college student. Look, here's my idea. What the fuck is this? You know my fucking haircut? Look at you. You fucking scrubby fucking beatnik. How much did we make last week? I don't understand. I don't understand.

I don't understand. All the conversation up until now, what have you got to hear in impediment? How much money did we make? Made around 2000. 2000. Come on. I made 2000.

2000 this year, but you know, they would have that money coming, but longs to them. Jim, look. Look what we got to put up with, now, fucking neighborhood. Look what's coming into our fucking neighborhood. Look, this is the new generation. Just grab, see how they look.

Look what they wear. Look how they fucking dress. Fucking rag on muffins over here. But this kid got a little integrity. He's got a little hearty. Took his fucking hat off, he showed me some respect. The last of the fucking maheekens over here. Fuck.

$4,000, kid, you understand me? You've got to pay me $4,000, kid. Buy tomorrow to a cost. I can get fucking on my mark. It's time to hope you're fucking mad, right? Do you understand me? You hear me? You sure?

LINE DIA! OH! I'm gonna fuck nine and sing with a swing! I got the fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! You took the video to the other... Let's go! I mean, go to the end real quick to see Billy Burr is fucking crazy acting. Is...

Right, yeah? Tom and Lonnie, and you fuck up the back of the... Wait, there it is. Tom Maloney. And you fuck up. The back of the tree. Wait, there it is. Billy Burr. There you go. Come on, Danny. Get up, man. Stake and I did it.

There you go. All right, that's good. I mean, come on, dude. How great a Steve. Awesome. Steve, I think you own 4,000. I think you're going to get a Steve. I think you're going to get a Steve. I think you're going to get a Steve. I think you're going to get a Steve. sure if you're gonna get it.

All right, that's good. I mean, come on, dude, how great Steve is Steve. I did you own 4,000. I've never hated somebody. I mean, I've never had any of this podcast. I mean, the story and we build and

then we show the guy. He was good at having. Yeah, how do you learn all those lines? I hate him. Did he outlive that stuff? Where's your special? That's special. No, he don't you're telling you man, that guy never acted. Yeah, but he was good. He was real good. Yes. Let me tell you something. If he was still around, that time would have him in fucking everything I do. Yeah. I would have I do. Oh yeah. I mean. I would have, I do him. Oh yeah. I mean, he would be able to do it.

It was good. I would have him in, I mean, he was great. And yes, he did add lib a lot of that stuff. And he fucked up a lot of lines, just made shit up. Yeah, but he really did have a good day. So nobody said nothing. He was awesome. Awesome.

I liked it. Where's your special, man? YouTube slash reach for us, or go to rich boss.com. They'll be right over there. Yeah, yeah, after the last cut they're gonna make today, I'm gonna be very happy. Is it up now? No, no, but you're doing one last cut.

All right, so you're all right. Good. Good. We're gonna keep our heads off for that YouTube. I love it. I'm excited for it. And you guys, I'll be in Boston. I'll tell you what. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, absolutely

We like you do this every fucking time. You have after podcast conversations on the podcast. Oh, you're right The YouTube rich bosses YouTube is at you rich false the legend He doesn't have a calm slash at rich. Thank you Danny. Thank you, Danny Thank you for the gift guys. I I really, that means a lot. And one more time, your podcast, Bad Brain. Yep. Bad Brain podcast is on fucking funny, man. Thank you.

I don't know if it's because I have an affinity for guys from Boston, and you guys are just ball-busting assholes. You fuck with each other. You mean to each other, but you love each other. I love it. I love it. And you guys do all kinds of crazy stupid games, you're silly, but you're a bunch of assholes in the best way.

So you got to check out their podcast. It's fucking funny, hilarious. And is the other guy still off of it? Yeah, he's off. I mean, they bully it again. I mean, what the fuck, man? Your brother, right? Yeah.

What happened? Go and stand a heat, get on the kitchen, Bob. It should be nice to your brother. He's an influencer. My brother's a dickhead to me. I'm looking at the camera and say that he's a dickhead. I think it was more my fault for what happened. Anything was more mean.

Yeah, you could talk to Justin after this episode wraps and see what happened to Mark, fucking Lewis. But yeah, Michael flooded away Did you guys get no fight on the podcast or something? I think we were just trying to build this podcast up and He just wasn't on though if he was on the same. I don't know if he was on the same pages I see brother. Yeah, it's my brother. Yeah, I'm mother's awkward family dinner. Your mother's your mother's it all sisters all sisters. Yeah, sisters February 9th and 10th. I'll be at last boss.

And even if you want to come and eat World will feed you. If you want to come on the so south, this guy just opened up about his brother. The town all the fucking around. Just got a reservation. Yeah, I'll be the Can I get some pasta? All right, guys, give it up for everybody. You plug your podcast one more time. Yeah, bad brain podcast on YouTube Instagram all that fun stuff at Brad brain pod Yeah, I see the tag and just I always fuck the shit out. It's all right. Don't worry about it. Yeah, bad the tag. I always fuck the shit out. It's alright. Don't worry about it. Yeah, bad news. All right. Happy to be here. Thanks, Bobby. Thank you for coming down.

Yeah. And I will see you when I'm in Boston. Yeah. And take care of us because he's going to fucking call you. Absolutely. Give him the fucking golf clubs though. Oh, come on. Oh my golf club. He's better off walking through Lebanon where he I'm walking through Lebanon where the Yom is going. So you guys, plugs guys, go. Max Marcus comedy, all social media. Check out the cheese show on YouTube, just type in cheese show. Oh, that's a hat cut. Shut up, they're giving plugs.

At Danny Braff on Instagram, see me September 27th at the Dojo comedy Morse Plains. And of course, check me out. Every Tuesday Tuesday night i got one of these funny motherfuckers with me if i thought not all three tonight uh... joe max uh... and danie and i'm gonna be all over the roba kill live dot com i'm gonna be everywhere i don't know when this is coming out uh... we know the date yet so just go to what it's a sweet okay there you go i'll be in uh... lost bag Vegas at Skankfest and Rochester.

They're Madison, Wisconsin, Kansas City. I'm all over the place. RobertKillieLive.com. Go and go to PunchUp.live. Get my special for free. My dates are up there. Everything's up there. Just go there, put in your email address,

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