Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Because of Our Eyes

Episode Date: April 3, 2017

This week on YKWD we have a monster of an episode! We have the original Monster Voice; Dan Soder, the hilariously quick Mike Vecchione, and always favorite Yannis Pappas! We unfortunately say goodbye to our beloved R2Deepu, as he moves on to focus on comedy. But we stumble across his 'Geeks of New York' Podcast in which he explains his reasons for leaving which Yannis, Soder and Mike had a field day with! Watch/Listen/RT/Enjoy!   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com. Can I get a microphone? What the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, yapping. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin. That's how it all holds the- That's your mother-

I don't want her to do anything. My podcast is popular enough where I might affect somebody's life. You never know? No, you don't. Where would kill Ace? You know you don't know you fucking down that's right all right we're back we're back it's a new day it's a new week it's a new time

um all right check it out we have a lot of shico. I mean, we have announcements. We have videos, we have discussions. We have new people. We have new, new way of doing things. Everything is fucking. We got great guests. We got great guests coming in today.

Let's start there. Let's start with, with who's on the show today? Yes, we got Monster Voice. Boom. Dan Soda. That's coming in today. Let's start there. Let's start with who's on the show today? Yes. We got monster voice. Boom. Dan Soda. Boom. We got his roommate, a Vecchio.

Mike Vecchio, the fucking assassin, the vigilante. And we got the Greek, Yannis Bobbys. Oh no, you did it. We got Yannis. I mean, that's a killer show. I'm very excited about the show. I'm so excited too. You can tell the fans were excited about Yeah, lottery tweets. There are a lot of retweets

Boy, I know. Anyways, I am excited about the show. I am really fucking excited about the show. Yeah We are our first big announcement. What is that? A little A little photo a little photo. A little photo. Oh yes, we have to say goodbye to somebody again. On the show, look, here's the deal on the show. A lot of times, a lot of times things happen.

First of all, let's not say goodbye first. Let's not make that announcement. Let's make the bigger announcement. Okay. Which I think is the bigger announcement. I think so, Jim. Which is a positive announcement. Let's make the bigger announcement. Okay. Which I think is the bigger announcement. I think so, which is a positive announcement. Which is to me why I'm excited. Let's announce the new person on the show. Hey, we have our new German, you get to explain it. I set it down. Are you sorry. Are you cool me in that? Adam, I already forgot.

Hinnaker. Hinnaker, but whatever. You know, we're so excited to have you at him. Hey guys. Hinnaker, no full screen that you loser. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, baby. Listen, we welcome to the show. Thanks, man.

I'm glad kid and I'm a kid and baby. Listen, we welcome to the show. Thanks, man. I'm glad to have you. You're working on the, the, the, the, Misery Loves Company show. Yep. You've done a couple of the things and now you're on our show and I can't tell you how excited I am. Yeah, I'm, that you're here,

dude, we've been talking for a while. Yeah. And like late at night. Late at night. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Watch me later And I literally do do anything. Yeah, cuz his pussy's Okay, this is not a pussy. Yeah, I like that voice. More to what I like in a woman

Cuz it's not a pussy So I like my woman. I don't want a woman's voice. Oh, man. So I'm excited, man. Welcome to the show. Thanks. I'm excited too. Yeah, it's going to be, I mean, dude, we already have great ideas coming in. So let's get to where? OK, where he's part of the show,

where you replace a brick in a wall. You can't just leave a void. You have to replace it with another brick. Yes. And you are the new brick in the wall of YKWD. Yes. It's a whole new YKWD. This is the second brick we've replaced. I know.

Pretty quick. Wait, you're a threesome. Fucking makes me ill. Pretty good. What the fuck was it? I think you're right not that. What the fuck was it? I had to do it's cosy.

All right. Lori, baby. Yes, I'm hot with this leather jacket on, but it looks good in the shot, but it will be coming off. We look pretty bad yesterday. Yeah, we look great in the shot, but I'm taking this off in around eight minutes.

That's my, I can feel my ears getting high. When they start coming up, we'll pan out. I'm gonna have to take this off. Listen, D-Poo's, D-Poo, do you have the photo of D-Poo? That's my back and feel my ears when they start coming up old panel. I'm gonna have to take this off listen Okay, deep whose deep who? Do you have the photo of deep who I do yeah, well the the word would be deep. Oh, that would be your key The That's not him. Well see if I That's not it. Oh my god. Here he is right here deep. Oh, that's our deep who right there. That's not it. Oh my God. Here he is right here. Deep. That's our deep who right there. That's him. That's our deep who hey boy little R2 D.

Poo miss your butt came to the show a few years ago. We had intern search. We had a lot of people come down for it and And it was down to him and Shannon. Yeah. Shannon smoking Shannon who now is a producer. Yeah. Producer over at the gas dead. You know, and I feel bad every time I see her on air. She looks like they're literally taking the blood out of her body and using it for for Gomez to have energy. Yeah. She they really work that girl like a mother viker. She was, she's doing great over there,

but I chose Deepu, which I believe was a great choice. And he is left to show. We're going to be taught with his video, I guess, with him talking about why he left the show. Look, I don't, I don't know. I know that people run their course here. You know, Deepu was an intricate part of the show moving up and doing, I mean, look, we were doing this video.

The way we did it, he was the guy who created that. He's the guy who figured it out because, we were up here with six, sure, 58s, putting shit together and I would say, I want this, I want that. And I let that kid go. And he was like, I I need a this I need this computer and I need this much money He went and he built it and he did it and so He is a big part of YKWD always will be

No matter what he says in this video. I want to say this first Before I fucking threaten his life And I trash him and say fucking, and I'm not, because I haven't seen the video. So, I wanna just say this, he has, he's a part of the family, but look man, you gotta go. That's the, you know, when you hire somebody in the business, when you hire a comic,

especially a young comic, they're gonna grow. They're gonna grow, they're gonna grow out of that position and they're gonna wanna move on. It's just the nature of the beast. But he did a great job while he was here. Unbelievable job, I mean, fucking, the biggest content I've ever met. Hate it me, but I loved him. I don't know what, I mean, literally, could just be ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh know what. I mean, literally could just be a...

Ah, God. So smart, though. So talented. I hear his thing. He's a, I believe he's a fucking smart guy. Yeah. A lot of talent, but he's a sensitive guy. Yeah.

Those two don't mix. Yeah. You know what I mean? Very highly intelligent, you can figure stuff out, but he's also very sensitive, you know the You know the some of the things said and you know, we'd have conversations for hours Just trying to talk them off the roof and be like look man It's us against them and our fans fucking love us as more of our fans and there are people that hey I mean we fucking had yelling matches. I've told them go go fuck himself. And you know, all the stuff that family, you know,

as the man from Furious Five, what's that guy's name? Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel. Of this Furious Three, four. Can I be Michelle Arder, you guys? Yeah, sure, who do you want to be? Not familiar with the franchise. Well, you can be the guy who died in the port. Paul Walker. Sure, Paul Walker? Yeah, sure. Who do you want to be? Not familiar with the franchise? Well, you know the guy who died in the poor sugar. Yeah, we pull water

Yeah, you can be Paul Walker But he's gone he left the show You know, here's I mean, I'm always truthful with you guys the fact is is I I He called in sick a week. He was sick, won't you? And then the next Monday, he's like, I think I'm gonna be sick again next Monday. Yeah.

And I was like, that's a, you have AIDS or you're lying. And that's when I called him up, I was like, dude, if you sick, fucking you're sick. Yeah. Okay, but I don't think you're sick. I think you have something to say. Right. I think this something up. And I go, just I don't think you're sick. I think you have something to say right I think this something up and I go just what is I'm not your dad with you know

We're we're on the show together just you can say whatever the fuck you want it doesn't and it was like I think it's I think it's I think it's time Yeah to move on and I was I was a little I'll be honest. I was a little fucking mad. Yeah, cuz I don't you know I hate I hate people that get mad at people and keep it from them. Right. Like Harbor without opening up. Just harboring resentment. Yeah. Just sitting there and just letting it build and just hating somebody in silence who you're kind of supposed to care about. Or not wanting to be someone, not liking something in silence.

Now, look, if it's one thing where you can't talk to me and maybe he just didn't want to have the confrontation with me, but it's not a confrontation. I've always told you guys, if you fuck up, I fucked up and move on. That's it. Or if you got something to say, just say it. But there's people out there that, you know, they like to get mad and secret. Yeah.

And I'm not saying he's totally like that. I'm talking about in general, one of the things that I don't like in people is when they, they, they, because it's not fair. It's not. Because let me have, let me defend myself. Let me just fucking, if you give a shit about me one second,

just call me up and let me either apologize or let me defend. Yeah. Let me just say, you know, I fucked up, but you're right. I shouldn't have, I didn't know. I had a bad, let, I'm a fucking human. Mm-hmm. But, you know, people, hold onto these hate sickles. Good turn.

You like that? Hate sickle. You're good, you're good. Come on, sit down. They like to have these hate sickles. And then they, you know, they just let them melt. Yeah. And then, and that's how they go away.

Not through conversation, communication, being friends. Yeah. It's, you know, they just, they just melt away one day and it's okay, what's up? not through conversation, communication, being friends. It's, you know, they just, they just melked away one day and it's like, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? And then, to me, that's the shittiest way to deal with anything. Because it never really goes away.

Exactly, you know what I'm saying? Look at, you're already saying. Well, no, because I think I used to be a little bit that guy that, you know, you're passive and then you just let it Fester when you let it fester. Yeah, you actually create new shit that you're not even doing. Yeah, because I'm just Filling in the blanks. I'm going this is what Bobby's probably. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not saying deeper did this, but I'm saying when I when I have to come to you and say what's going on? Yeah, and he was like, look, I'm on, you know, and I was like, I was a little mad because I don't, I know, I was like, I didn't say fuck you. I was like, I cool fucking, you know,

and there was a couple things said, nothing bad. You know what I'm, I get it. I understand it. You know, and he was, you know, he was like, you know, he said that his, you know, his comedy's a little different and he didn't want to be a Google bitch. Right. I don't know what Google bitch is. I don't know what Google bitch is. He was he was like, you know, he said that is you know his comedy is a little different and he didn't want to be

Google bitch, right. I don't know what Google bitch is though. I'm fucking Google bitch We're all good. We're working to do a show. Yeah, and then one fucking whoever it is Some asshole who's trying to get to you who's trying to Infiltrate you who's trying to fucking get your emotions twisted So that you do something Fucked up, right you let them do that not the fucking thousands of people that love you Right, but think you're doing a great job that you're helping the show and we're all working together One guy or two people we go to your Google bitch? What you're not a Google bitch

I'll fucking Google it. I don't give a shit. I mean what we're all Google bitches. Yeah, I'm a Google bitch Are you a Google bitch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking love Google the good Google all the way here Not good good That's not be racing Let's fucking bring it down, okay? We need some Asian people on my show, by the way. Oh my God.

Just find some. All right, I'll find one. Find some. Anywho, and that, you know, he was like, you know, people, I can't be, you know, that thing too, where it's like, it's called the same thing. It's hard for me to be funny because the show's so fast or it's not my style. It's like, dude, listen man. I don't know half the people that come on the show. I have new people on every week and people are funny. I can't stop blaming my show. That's what I fucking hate.

Everybody blames the style of the, you have too many people on go fuck yourself. Find a way because they do. I do. Everybody on the show finds a way to be funny in their own unique way. So dude, when your show is too crazy, it's fought, you're an excuse and it's it's a fucking excuse and you're a fucking pussy and there you go Okay, if there's a hot mic in front of you, you can find a way to be funny. Yeah, it's our style. It's the YKWD way God, why did that just come out so shitting we get we get shortened at some YKWD way or something Wow, clunky what why can't I know, fucking, I wish people was here right now to throw acid on your face.

I know. Can you imagine? Bobby, it could happen still. So let's, let's, you know, well, you know, I just don't, I just don't accept that excuse. No. I just don't accept it. It's like bullshit.

It's like, you know, look at, I have people, all races and creed, women, gay, straight, new, old, coming know, look at, I have people, all races and creed women, gay, straight, new, old, coming here, sit down, knowing each other not, they don't know me, they do, and they're funny. Yeah. It's just be you, relax. I don't know what to tell you. It's not my responsibility to, I'm not going to change, what do you want me to have, one

guest on every week and do a fucking interview show so that you can fucking I don't I can't do it. So I just don't accept the excuse that it's my fault my show's fault. All right, you know, you can find a way and and to be honest with you, I think Deepu was funny. Yeah, me too. I don't I think he's fucking selling himself short. Yeah, I think he's Yeah me too. I don't I think he's fucking selling himself short. Yeah, I think he's In his own head and he's funny the way he's funny Yeah, and when he says I don't know what you want a fucking standing ovation every time Yeah, some of the stuff you said was stunk and that's part of you are funny. Yeah That's part of your funny. It's part of my funny. I say shit that is way too mean

Yeah, and I fuck up. That's my I I mean, look, we all have a thing. But that was one of a, you know, like you want it, but I understand that too, look. You want to go on, go ahead, go find a show that is your thing. And I support that. So I say, find Depot, see your shows, whatever he does support him because, look,

all in all, that kid, we've been through a lot together. And we work through a lot. And I think he's a good kid. He's a sensitive kid, and yeah, he can be conty, but that's part of him. And I accepted that about him the first fucking month that we were working with him. When fucking, Scopo was like,

this kid's a fucking con. Scopo wanted a fucking, and at the time Scopo wanted to beat this shit out of him. This fucking kid's a kind bottom. Well fucking, I wanna hit him with my ass. Yeah, but. Right, he's gone. He's gone.

Another one is in the books on the wall, Hall of Famer, Dippo Gil. Is love you. Yeah, well, I mean, let's not get carried away. But, no, I'm getting, no, absolutely. He's, I mean, look, without him, we wouldn't be right now, where we are. That could, we came up with a lot together.

Yeah. He had the ideas or I had the idea and I gave it to him and he made it work. So whoever, wherever he goes, it's gonna be successful. And I would love to have him back on the show when he wants to come back on it, get sit down. Just like Scopo, when Scopo comes back to you.

Yeah, just funny. You can be funny on those guys. Yeah. But now we move the fuck on. That's it. I got nothing bad to say about the kid until I watch this video when people come up. We got a bunch of stuff coming on today.

We got a video from T-po. I can't wait to hear it. What his thing is. And then we have, excuse me, I got a cold. I got a cold last week from, you know, you have a two year old, a three year old, over the fuck old Max is. And you know, you give him a kiss.

He can have a kiss and you're like, fuck yeah. I know. I don't care if he had fucking, literally an AIDS bubble coming out of his nose. I'm still gonna kiss the kid. He's just, how do you not? He's so cute. I can't stand it.

Did he give you kisses? Oh my God, all over. He does a slime move where he kinda, like he needs to like prop up but still like do a little boob grab. Really? He's slick. Yeah.

Wait a minute. And then we'll like cuddle on the couch and he'll like nuzzle in. Yeah. Wait, yeah, but that might be just from sit with me. With my tits. No. He does a little like, I gotta get up and he'll like grab on him

and be like, back, stop. My first fucking, you're in the fucking five o'clock militia, sucking my kids, dude. Ah, I put him to sleep. I bet you did. Just like Oh, I put him to sleep. We had to do it. I bet you did. Just like the fucking other guys you're with. So I was gonna do this, I mean,

Chris, he can do a show. I'm gonna go with the hand. And people's gone, thank God he's gone. I'm not gonna. That's my life. Oh, that's my life. Yeah. That's my life.

Um, so, yeah, you babysat for him. Yeah. I got sick. I was very sick that night. It was date night. I know. I suggest anybody who's married out there, I know we have a lot of young fans, but if you have a girlfriend or you're married,

especially if you have a kid, if you have a kid, you must do date night. Pay for a babysitter and go out with you. It's like having a time machine and going back. What happened to me and Don? We went out and I was your, it's like having a time machine and going back. Me and Don, we went out and I was fucking dying by the way. Fucking dying. I took all the meds I could take. Wednesday, I'm dying right now.

I could have died. Wednesday, Thursday, fucking I was dead. And then there he is. Yay. Woo. Thursday I was sick and then Friday I was fuck. Oh look at Mikey V the roommates Listen, no, we gotta we have a next Deep who's gone buddy deep who's gone medical school. No

No medical school call center no No, no medical school call center. No I'm trying to guess her deep away. Oh, hello, card on 30th and 47 Dan Soda is Entered the building. I'm just doing this looks like he's a missing person with this up on the fucking screen Well, he's we are looking for my son in Queens He's he's a nice boy. I do not think he does any crimes What's happening guys, so yes deep who deep who is gone No, why Can I please call white deep from here on? Oh, dude. That's how this show works nice

Can I can I please call my deep who from here on? Oh, dude. That's how this show works nice nice The vigilante and the fucking let's be honest I just brought the two best murder detectives from Milwaukee We're gonna solve this deep who case good. Why does Mike's hair look like something out of the original Batman because he's a plumber Well, you know, who are you gonna win tunnel? Do you have a free night? I get my chair up to normal adult size? You guys are shitting on it guys some grab can someone get Becky on a booster seat He did this on purpose

Are we on air I go like this I go hey Lauren. Can you give Mike the chair that doesn't work? He descends from Italians in from Italy before they had like enough protein to grow tall I was worried Italians it from Italy before they had like enough protein to grow tall I didn't like his Nova explanation All right, let's introduce As the host I'm gonna fill you with all the information. I don't like. I think I feel like we're like animals and you change the newspaper in arcade Comfortable at it before you tell us his name. Can we guess just based on this appearance? I got let me go first. Yeah, I find out his story. Well guess his story. Okay. He is where he's oh no

No, you gotta go now. What are you gonna name at home state? But are you gonna guess what happens? Are you gonna guess what happened to Deepu also? No, I don't care at all. Okay, let me get that. That would be... To be honest with you, I didn't even cross my mind. I was like, ah, Deepu must be dead. Let's move on. Let me go first.

I guess ice picked him up. Let's move on. Yeah. That travel band really... Guys, I got a big announcement. We guys got Deepu to gas station all. Oh, of course. It's called the R2 Deepu. And everyone's getting paid. Everyone's getting paid. Guys are gonna big announcement. We got Scott D poo to gas station all The auto D. P. Everyone's getting paid everyone's getting paid

Everyone we're making money in the first of all the comics make money on the festival And getting a drawing it's right in the most underwhelming signing of 2017 gas digital selects All right first guess on white D. P. Yes, his name is Eric, and he is from Connecticut. Could you write this down please? Eric and from Connecticut. And the reason Deepo is gone is because Donald Trump is bringing jobs back to America. Okay, that stands description of who this,

the new White Deepo is. White Deepo. And why Deepo left, I'm gonna go to Mike the first to the first to Resurrect just to get you into the show Because you seem a little out of it now I'm not out of it, but we just come off firing on all cylinders Is that we do we don't even warm up into I don't even know what this is? Are we on we're on already? I'm walking to being on sorry. We're not going to go in this a beat up

to being on. Sorry we're not going to. And so it doesn't this a beat up. He's just. I'm slinging and after guy this wakes up, he wakes up everything. Yeah, I know. It's hard. And ready to pop. It's my big jokes, Mike. And I'm gonna make you laugh when I want to laugh. Come on, we got to slow it down to a 50 year old pace.

I know. This got to have some kind of a temper. Well, hey, that, well, here you go. Here's your shot slow boy. Bring it down to Byron Allen's made. My you have been queens to Byron Allen's beat. Why you living Queens? Byron, how bad do you feel about that, parents? You laughing at all those fucking jokes.

Fantastic comedy.tv, be on the lookout for it at 3am. I watched you last night on Byron Allen's. This cock-sack was fake, laughing at everything. Yes. She hears the thing, it's not. What a phony. Dude, I was watching him screaming at the TV going That's not funny. And he's like, uh-huh. Can you name who else was on his episode? I don't know anybody. I

Don't know the real problem is If he's selling one of us, that's fine But let me ask you a question. You were watching it on a television, right? Yes, I rest my case Television at four in the morning. You're right. I was watching. Exactly. I watched early morning comments. I watched yours on the plane. What?

What? I'm on the plane. No, I watched your Byron Allen and you were on during your go-t and kengal backwards phase. Oh, yeah. And I was still in a large t-shirt when it should have been the next hour. Yeah. Excessy dealer, Bobby.

Yeah. You could go either way with the weight at that point. You either go on back, you either get back in shape or you were gonna. Yeah, I was gonna do a lawn order. Or you were gonna go throw independent film. King Kong Bundy, yeah. King Kong Bundy.

Apparently we knew which way I went. You were WWE. I was leveled. All right, so what do you got? What do you got? Why? I have Zika. Who is Zika? I was golfing into the mic. I just want your view. I right, so what do you got? What do you got? Why? I have Zika. Who is the hecka?

I was golfing into the mic. I just want your views. That's what your fucking haircut looks like. Hey, I didn't spike it for nothing, dude. You should feel honored. I spiked it for the show. What can you diet to? Why do I want to diet?

Because you look like Mr. Freeze. That's awesome, though. That is kind of awesome. That is cool. Why could you go? Because you have grays, but it's going up. Like it's flaming. Like it's ice.

I need something to set me apart in the business. Cool dad. Yeah. My act isn't doing it. No one cares about my act. No, it's too good. That's the problem. Thank you.

The only one who fucking takes something. It's like me. I don't know if you're watching these specials lately but I think you're too good. That's the problem. Who's fired up now? Who's going on? Who's coming out of fucking now? Who's going on house?

Who's coming out fucking now? I'm not even joking. I'm dead serious. I think they watch Mike and they're like, that's too good. I think the public. We're dealing with such a dumb, dumb, down, low expectation public now.

Before you go on one of your fucking, you got them liberal rants. I knew. What happened? As soon as he says the word public, I know it's gonna be a long reason being his funding's been taken away from the arts. I don't know. It's not you have a hoodie on and you take fucking steroids. Listen, answer the question. What's what happened to Deepo?

Name, state, and reason. No, white Deepo. White Deepo. Oh, white Deepo? What's his name? What did Dan say? Aaron. Aaron. From Connecticut. That's too easy. Too easy.

I don't know. Well, don't throw the ball if you don't want me to hoop this there. His name is Tom and he's from Pasek, New Jersey. Oh, good one. What really obscure. Yeah. The regional.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Deep. Yeah. Deepu went back to India to coach a cricket team. It's from coaching cricket. That's a passion. That's real fun.

Let me tell you something. That was a way better one than you. Yeah. It was good. I made me laugh. He took it to another level, like on Byron Allen. Another level. Hold on.

Can I segue real quick? A Byron Allen segue to you, honest you honest. Yeah, I see that a dog Hey, why is Dan holding the mic like he's hosting the show Bobby? No, he's trying to send cuz we're black comics Come through dick hit me like this First of all the only person that could take the mic out is Janice, okay? It's up here. That's it. That's it. Everybody else might get let him be honest. Yeah I managed to plug it. All right, go ahead. The joke riding is so good. You have a deep Hang on, who is the white? Okay, here we go. First of all, we're gonna talk about his

First of all, we're gonna talk about I just stop all we're gonna talk about I just stop for one second Holy shit, he's got a Roger's face. First of all, stop this You know, San Helm see what a professional did how he slowed it down. Yeah, he took control the show Control you have that opportunity to Michael what besides talking to you about it. I communicate my needs Communicate to you and then you shit on me. That's not a good relationship Sorry, I'm not fucking Byron Allen. I just want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that this is an all-white show. First of all, that's not a very liberal thing for you to say.

It happens every week. Oh, it does. No, it doesn't. February, the last week of February was a big one. Yeah, well I'm just saying. Was it your hot chocolate episode? Really? What about you? You really laugh house to that one. Oh, is this a mis-deranged, extravagance?

Mm-hmm. Okay, first, before I, that's a capital-wide on that locking WD. Go ahead. Before I head into his name and his region of origin, I'm going to talk about the blog that will be written about him when rape accusations happen out. What's an abutation? I don't know if his face not have improv troop rape allegations. I think I did that to show once.

I think he might be the dude that Matt's stilling was talking about. We and Lauren have come up with the fact that he is the Chris Scopo we'd want. Oh, movie Scopo. Look at this, Scopo. Scopo, Scopo. Like if they did a biography about Scopo and cast an actor, that's what I look like. And they had a trim his ass down a little bit. They got it nice, big.

They got it big. We have real pictures of it, but we don't have the props for that. Yeah, like the elephant man, when they did it in the movie, it wasn't as bad as the real thing. I bet you've scope a new that was gonna, being a catcher was gonna do that to his thighs and ass. He wouldn't be a catcher. Do you think, could he be a catcher to that?

Yeah, he had catcher by us. He had like squatted catcher body. You know that that's in his like an X-Men thing? Yeah, but it's like he blames that. He's got fat jeans. I mean, I'm just trying to spin it nice. That's the way like, that's the way like when Big Fat guys were like, I was an awesome offensive lineman.

You're like, Maria, or did you end up with a body? Scubble has to shop for jeans in a Rubah. And those with a local girl shop. Those fucking big ass man. I think he's got to wear a genie pants. Those fucking big ass man. He's got to wear genie pants All right, so okay, so here we go. Yes his name is Blake I wasn't insulted until now he definitely has a middle name. Yeah

Do you think it's his wait? Let me guess. Do you think it's his mother's maiden name or his father? No, no, no, no, he was given one. He was given a name. He is like, that is right. So you believe that do you think is down, talks a little more? Exactly. Blake, if you're gonna mess around on a podcast, then why am I spending $15,000 a month

for your show role apartment? That's right. So, and it is a whole part, we're probably, Blake Thomas. Blake, and with a middle name-called part, we're probably, Blake Thomas. Blake, and with the middle name, he definitely refers to his dad as father. Oh! Yeah, father.

And then a real on holidays, if it's a real moment, it's dad, but briefly. Briefly. He goes like this, and it's always on the way back into the house where he goes, well, I love you too, Blake. He goes, you two, dad, he goes, no, it's going so much, your mother's worried about you.

Oh, man. Ha, ha, ha. And, uh, he is from, we're talking about, we're gonna go, we're gonna go a little south, it's gonna be their Tennessee. Whoa. Yeah, or Tennessee. Yeah, Tennessee.

Suburbs a Tennessee. Yeah, Tennessee. Wow. Yeah. I didn't think I was waiting for a guess of my home state of Colorado From one of you. Oh, that's another good guy. I'm just going with Tennessee. All right. Yeah, nobody likes color Yeah, shut your whoa

Replace to raise a fan it is not dude. I can breathe that such an altitude that you can't That's not because of worries from it's because of his weight problems Hey, because of his pot Because of his weight problems. Because of his pot. I'm just... That was just... Sorry, first of all, that hurt my feelings. Second about where we are now, Mike.

I missed it. Listen, I wanted to have for Bobby's a double whammy. I remember when I did the Aspirin comedy festival. I was first set, I was fucking in the back just sucking on oxygen Bobby why you struggling to breathe the altitude no there's stairs to get to the stage I got greedy I got greedy I got hack Wait and why did he believe? Oh, why did Deepo Lou?

Lou, what are you trying to talk? I'm getting your period. I haven't done anything. You can't speak when you heard. Yeah, I hope you get Bell's palsy as on the show. The reason why Deepo left his, I don't give a fuck. Really? Yeah, no, I'm kidding.

I remember Deepo. I remember he was here. He was a guy. He was a man for you. I think he left, honestly, because Bobby fired him. No. No. No, Deepo left, it was a mutual thing.

So actually, we have a video right now. We're gonna show. I'd like to, I haven't heard it And he went on he went on a podcast and talked about it. Is it cute up though? Is that? Brie rewind it more please All right, I haven't really Okay, right then that's probably good and he discusses why he left the you know what dude franchise now Why he left the you know You know what dude universe whose podcast is this one to lose Jake Gomez's and now I

Get back to DMV workers in the break room These two guys do grouting and we just signed up for gas Do you remember Jimmy Schumoflisnaka? We got his nephew to do a podcast It's called super flop where I grew up. there was a blockbuster that got shut down, and the two managers now do a podcast. It's called New releases. Do you guys remember tower records? All right, here we go.

Because Bob introduced me to you. Kind of had some talking points right here. Like, so we were kind of... All right, I've seen enough. Because we were kind of creeping up on a point where guests were coming in that I've come up with, like that I kind of consider myself as funny, and it was just kind of like getting to this point where like, you know, they would come in and it's happened a couple times, but I

just didn't want to happen again, you know. No, I know what you mean. It's going to be those things where you're on a show and someone who's done stuff a lot less than you and you think it doesn't have the chops yet is headlining. And you know, you're the feature. Oh, it's the guy. Earlier on, you're the host and they get a feature squad. You just like this doesn't make sense.

Doesn't make sense. Stop, pause it for a second. That guy is trying to ease out of this conversation. Yeah, you guys are like, ah, well, that's just one of those things. That's the guy who's going, why, what the, are you stupid? Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah.

I guess, I guess what he's saying is that he's been on the show and there's people that are less funny than him or beneath him in the business, which I don't bite. I don't really like that fucking point of view above me, but how the fuck do you know? Yeah, yeah, there's not fucking rankings. There's not an 80s on 25.

I mean, I guess there's rankings as far as where you are in the club. If you can get up or not, but how the fuck do you know? How fun, I don't know. So, I guess, right? Is that it? What happened? You go up after Mike Vicki on. I turn everything around. And you eat your dick. And then you realize where you are.

I've done it. Yeah, I've gone after Vecci. So have we all. Yeah, we all have. It's called 845 spot on the front of the night at the stand. It's called. It's called being conscious about how little writing there is to your jokes. Yeah, when you're muscle.

Oh, you're muscle having everything. Yeah, nothing like following Vecci on to realize how voice heavy my ass is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I really got to change this up for a punchline again. I play a little more. Becky Owen can murder with a speaking spell. I don't want to fly around your ass.

I would like it to be like a dork guy at a comedy club. Like at one point, you got to be like, I can't do this anymore. Oh god. It doesn't feel right. I'm going to, I'm getting violently ill. Stop, stop, stop. What, what's happening? I don't know.

I just can't take it. Play a little more. I like when people who are exposed to speak speak. Are you talking to your woman? I've said that to my wife. I practice on her. Feels fucking weird. Yeah, because I mean, as a dork guy,

the whole reason you're doing that is because you're getting that, you know, the trash time, but you're getting stage time for being a sales sales sales. Is that one of the chub chubs? It's supposed to be, but it wasn't translating to you. And yeah, hang on, stop. It's actually me in disguise. He has no idea.

I just- You're wearing a wig. I've actually been his nerd friend on Twitter. You undercover for three years. Yes. But honestly, that's one of the chub chubs, isn't it? I recognize you. Remember the two chub chubs that episode?

Yes. He's one of the chub chubs. We didn't go, you call them chub chubs in episode? Yes. He's one of the chub chubs. You call them chubs in your head? That was the name of that episode. Oh, was it? Okay. Because I called them chub chubs on the episode. I would love if you're on it.

Why do I love when you say chub chubs? If you're under covering boss, you could write out. And the great way I, please keep going, this you go. So what would it take to bring you back to the podcast? You just start to add like the way they asked those lowly workers the questions or you guys, if you were treated better here, what if Bobby took you on the road? I know that is. That's the CEO of YKWD Enterprises.

And then the middle guy looks like a dude you would hire from Boston to fuck one of the shops. And then the middle guy looks like a dude you would hire from Boston to fuck with him. Yeah, yeah, that guy, that guy he's got fucking one-nighter booker face. Usually this is a guy. Usually the boss will give you the whole 500. The turnout wasn't what we expected. But don't worry, the bagpipes are gonna finish, and then we're gonna bring you right up.

Well, that guy, his hairline is exactly what my hairline is. If I grew my hair out, we have the same hair. So please do that. Why? I can't. I love the island. I love see keeping the island. That's great. I am getting away. I am fucking Tahiti, right? That's so great.

Just go and fucking unicorn horn it. Ha ha. Yeah, all right, let's go great. Just go and fucking Unicorn Hornet. Yeah, all right, let's go. Play a little more. I wanna hear this. Yeah, and you know what it was? It was a pretty sprow-the-mo with the decision. Bobby is a fabulous. Whoa! Stop that.

What are you saying? He said you were a faggot. I'm not going to move my butt. He's too. I told him in confidence. Go ahead. Hard to. And I was just really feeling it.

Like it was a really funny stream, but it made me realize that my comedy, your comedy, you laugh anytime I have a theory about my comedy, it's like, I'm going gag about the show. Please tell us, Mr. Carlin. I think I know that my comedy needs a little space. What do you mean by? I need some pre-roll, I need some post-roll. He's no one comes to the show.

That's fine. He rewinds, oh, that's so great. rewinds, good lord. Can you bring that back like 10 seconds? Yeah. Yeah. Oh god. You should make that part of the intro to this podcast.

My comedy needs a little pause. Okay, watch this. Watch how great this is. Hey, can we do that? Yeah, yeah, I can, I can pause. Okay, watch this. Watch how great this is. Hey, can we do that? Yeah, yeah, I can, I can pull this. We can do that. Oh, you mean add. Can we, can we add that to the?

Sure, sure, sure. No problem. Why deepwood drops of America? Jop, Jop, Jop, Jop. Jop, Jop. Moves go boom. Moves go boom. I'm Clint, I'm gonna be playing the role of Chris. I'm excited to be playing the role of Chris.

I started to be at this table, Ray. Nothing here, Ray. I'm Clint. Who James is the Clint? Again. I know. That's a hold on. Pause that. That's such 80s wrestling heel move.

When you look at it, he goes, That's hold on pause that that's such 80s wrestling heel move Look at any goes now. I don't want to tell the people with Charlotte had to think But this Saturday That's a civic center your champion I hate people You know people ask me If I've been running the question isn't've been running, it's when I stop running. Fucking people! Oh, I wanna bloke!

Let's hear it again. Go back a little bit. Go back a little bit. Go back a little space. Here we go, here we go. I think I know a little space. I'm talking to you, Hogan. I'm talking to you, Robert Kelly. You brought me up, but sometimes the sun has to move around the mountain. You're that mountain body carrier. And I'm the sun now about to take you down. One true spirit.

You ain't gonna take a new one that down. Miss the dinner soda. Cut a part. Cut a part. Cut a part on people. Bobby, I feel like with my comedy, I think I know. Oh, God, yeah. This is like frustratingly known.

This comedy needed some space. I would cut I just want to cut wrestling promos with Dan for the rest of the show God roll I need to play with that silence a little bit Oh my god Fire like my face on fire To play with the silence. Hang on, I was like, go back. Yeah, I want it, but we're on back. No, we got to unpack all of them.

No, we knew. Who is that? I want to go back to this poor guy. I don't know who he is. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Okay, but you got to understand when he's go back just a little bit just a little bit He's got perfect drinking buddy face. So go go back a little bit right right here go I have a theory about my comedy ready. It's like an ongoing Dude that was the best Looked over when he said theory about his comedy. He shot his buddy look like He's referring to his own comedy. Yes, well, that's you know

The dance soda goes on stage dance Soto is trying to set a precedent. Dan Soto is trying to do a voice. You don't know if I'm talking to a third person or doing a character. I watch this kid in the middle. This is what when he goes when he asks, he tries to literally fucking CNN this question when he hears deep go, what do you mean? Well, this was his go. I know. Watch my comedy needs a little space What do you mean by space? I need to Post-roll I need to play that silence a little bit. You know, I mean I think I need that kind of breathability Look at them because I had that ability when I was doing my comfortable It is felt right like it suited my pacing so I think it's I think I will work more in that kind of Is this a did he take this from a ship?

I'll interview you on a show where there's like four other people you know throwing and lightning fast lines Wasn't enough space. Yeah, they're called funny people Skull that's what you're there to do there was definitely like a different role Did that's like you joined a track team and you're like they just ran to there was definitely like a different role. Dude, that's like you joined a track team and you're like, they just ran to you. Yeah. Like, what is your idea?

You're like, I don't know, they just ran to you fast. I like to. They need to give me a skip. I like to go on the track by myself with a lot of space. I'm just kidding. I don't have to, why didn't it wire up? I'm gonna lose it.

Why didn't you go to football practice today? Well, I need space. I feel like there's like, there's 22 players on the field at a time, and that's not a lot of room for me. I like to just run. I like just to run. Why are you not going to come food classes? They touched me. I don't like being a coach.

Oh, it's always tough when you try and force your comedy to fit a certain medium that it isn't as I can. Can we pause as a second? Okay. Manchester by the sea face. Really fucking lost his kid in the house for it. I feel bad, because it's not even though these are the... I know a lot of guys. I don't have a problem.

He's referring to his comedy. He was drowning, y'all, like there's a... He was drowning, okay? Like there's a group of people out there who are aware that he even has comedy. Oh, there's a group of people out there who are aware that he even has Comedy There's no space There's no space you can have any comedy there if there's no comment is no Talkin about I am deep loose number one fan. I'm also his mother

And I don't believe my baby had enough space That's I don't know about that. Let's just like he responding to criticism that he read, like a review of his comedy. I'll tell you this, at least go. And he's like, you know what, I agree, I need more space. Yeah. Nobody even knows you do comedy. Jesus, I mean, there's a middle ground between you and Vecchiot.

No, there's called the truth. All right, next, let's just keep moving forward. When I first dotted, my very beginning, my five minutes, that's the end of the dialogue. Fucking get-dirty to be aside. You like everyone else are now we're just one joke I was just a long form writer immediately and I take stories I I put jokes in them or I would just take a joke and I would write it till it was Okay, somebody needs to go on a comedy killing spell. Yeah, I mean I'm down

Come on, we need a Columbine of all the. Call me, call me your Dylan Klebel there. We'll fucking set up a shot range outside of fucking Greenwich and then we'll move on to New York Hollywood in the comic strip and just mow down whoever comes outside. I'm not sound performing on that Greenwich show. Okay. When you get back to the cellar,

they're gonna move forward. But I love this. You got, I got a full, just set a trap outside. I got to, I got to, I got to fold you. Just set a trap outside. I got to be, what can only be described as a pure massacre and the rest of the village has happened. Hey, Dan Soder and Janis Pop, we were in trench coats of the flat. Absolutely the, sorry, the post headline would be no laughing, man.

Here's a, here's a, on how pop? No, on the New York Daily, on the Daily. Here's a problem with this. This conversation has been had probably by all of us as young comics at some point. Yeah, not publicly. I know, that's the problem. This is why the internet podcasting social media.

Dude, Vecchio and I have these conversations all the time. It's a great part. It is fucking, this is what is fucking everything up Because someone will see this us For established comedians who are gonna shit all over them Maybe five we don't know it's true identity yet Is it gonna be revealed at the end of the show? He's gonna have a promising rise? We got a commercial or two and then the blogs He's gonna be revealed at the end of the show. He's gonna have a promising rise.

We get a commercial or two, and then the blogs. He's gonna have to see. Three allegations against Blake Shelton. Which couldn't come at a worst time in his career with three development deals with F-AX. Lauren Kubara says we were just cleaning up after the podcast. They looked rich around and grabbed my ass.

I looked over it. He was exposing himself. No. He wouldn't have made a call except for the actouts. He insisted on doing the actouts after he raped. I think, I think. I'm sorry, I think. Yeah.

I had to turn my mic up a little bit. It was apparently you guys. Sorry, you're hearing me. We're on the phone, dude. No, I'm kidding. Listen, I think, I feel bad that this is out there because this is a conversation we've all, I've heard fucking a bunch of young assholes

at the comedy cell at table having, you know, you know, the art is different, and if anybody walked in, it was just like, shot you. Did you say art? You fucking moock. I was having a deep conversation, like almost this exact conversation

with Michelle Wolf one time, then Jim Norton came inside the table. And without even an indication, Michelle and I were like, yeah, I mean, the tournament's gonna be crazy this year. I feel like we're just new to change the subject. Because you're like, Jim Norton's not gonna sit there and be like, what are you, oh, okay, all right.

Yeah, you just, you shut up up you keep it in your face and in the private the privacy of your own him Dude don't you like my when you had a new one you gotta let me know Usually I'm used to work in privacy All right, I got five minutes. What if this doesn't go well? I was I do great when given long form. Oh God. Oh God. Stop stop. What's wrong? What's wrong? Did you see it? Is there a dinosaur? What's wrong? Are you okay? Somebody hit me. Why? It's great when he does long form.

I feel like y'all know So we're both getting tattoos right now He can't him differently, or I was like okay And you know it's like God it's so easy to get on this shit on my life, but what's the background though these guys have how many years I really get to some facts I don't know the book. Check it back here. Look at the clues.

What's right here? What's wrong? Let's get to the point. The guy in the middle, I don't know. I see a top. I feel back because he's getting sucked into this deep, deep, broad, and in there. What's his name there?

Comical? I guess there's not up there. But anyway, he's a comic apparently. He's got burned down a black church face. I mean, it really is malicious. That's what that beard's militia. Hey, true. I just tell you this right now, Timothy McVeigh was an American hero. So let's play a little more of this guy. Longformers would say you want to crunch that down into that space

Cheapens what I'm offering My mind after hearing that what's wrong? What the fuck is wrong stop put this on me say something you motherfuckers Stop putting this on me say something you motherfuckers Buy it a gun replay that that one like crunched up in the front of my brains Do shows a little bit just a little bit right there right down into that space Cheapens what I'm offering You're not Bob Dylan.

You're not Bob Dylan. You're not Bob Dylan. That is cheapening. We cut the hurricane to three minutes. It doesn't change the song. You're a fucking no. No one knows what you're doing. Bobby, if I take you inside the mind of Mike Reddard.

Oftentimes I find myself like a lightning rod. I try to conjure up feeling Funny and what I do is I take those feelings. I sit them down individually and I talk to my head through them I find a punch line. Oh my god, but I'll tell you this if you if you condense my comedy the message is long It is then you're cheapening your comedy to punch Keep it in it. I got to tell SD. I got I got I need more than 15 minutes. I'm gonna tell SD. I want I'm gonna tell S.D. I want I'm gonna do poem. I'm not even gonna do Yeah Yeah, that's watch this kid turns out to be one of the great comedic geniuses I'm sitting on the side of the beacon going like this this motherfucker. I hope he is the biggest comic I hope he has like his own show that just it's just the big HBO hit fucking bill burr has a question everything

He's doing is who's this fucking guy this fuck are you fucking serious you're that smart you're that smart and funny you're that good at comedy the master can we play a little bit funny is right doesn't translate the way I want it to and I wanted to I'm gonna talk about you'll make it politics hold on now I all my my addictions need time to get people to a point And I wanted to, I'm gonna talk about, you'll make it politics. There's gonna be a hole in that. My whole life, my addictions, and the need time to get people to a point where they can feel comfortable together.

That's a first time. I met guys who have one contest, who have a five minutes that's fucking crazy, that point is so tight, the fats been ripped off. But then you'll like, I do more than 12, and they're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, this shit. they they have he is right. I'm a contest comment. He is he does have a great point. So I ripped that off. But then when it comes to doing more than 12, I am kind of lost. I go, Mike, you go down the road this weekend and then I have to ice his chest down

because he's like, they're asking me to do 45. And I was like, Hey, bud, you're going to get there. You're going to get there. You just me to do 45. And I was like, hey bud, you're gonna get there? You're gonna get there. You're gonna have to add fat. Let's get some fat on the jokes. What are you, where are you from? What's going on? What do you do?

When you're this new in comedy, there's just so much imagination to what you're saying. Mike, I'm gonna go in the other room and put it about your different shirts on. When I come in, go, what's up with that shirt? I'm gonna just change it. I'm gonna change it. I'm gonna use these sunglasses.

I'll be right back. Hey, look, I look like a cop. That's sure That guy's got an interracial relationship go 30 sixties this is the highway system in the city you're going Six girls sitting there give me six sex in the city jump We're a party to walk in half way through this go go go go go go go Glass breaks go Checks are out

I guess And they really work for that certain format I know a guy, the Caroline's right now there's a March Madness tournament Going in, yeah started out with like 64 comics and they each compete with like two minute sets. Yeah, working the way down the I want it. Yeah, Dan's gonna That's doing the same two minutes every round. Oh boy. He's just murdering. He's killing. He's taking it. Yeah, I don't want to say the name Yeah, first off and he can't be any good because he turned out to be Dan Soder The other one was they barcats Oh Title or listen here Curry Oh

Yeah, let's keep You're never gonna make it in Bollywood Wait a second. There's 12 minutes in this. You're gonna make us watch. Oh dude. Thank you I'm I'm I'm gifting you this By the way, where was the last time he had this much fun? It's gonna be the only you know what dude that's two hours it feels like it's 12 Because we're breaking this thing now The motions are hot We're going work by words

I have to say I don't know when you can't skip over a sentence Because they say stuff like Well I know these contest comedians I'm a champion I went with a champion Oh we knew his win winning this goddamn apartment. Oh, we do.

Oh, we do is win. Oh, we do is win. Too far. Too far. How you making it? Are you making it with this on camera? How you making it? That's all we do is win.

Was that making it right here? Yes. Oh, can you just make it in? Throw it up a little higher. I think we're headed towards a handicap match. Those three versus Vecchio. That was the understated working class Italian make it rain. I'm working class from Ohio and Bruce brings Dean Roto's talk about my family.

This is how we make it rain. But he makes it rain here. He goes all right and then a little for saving. Yes. We put a little over tonight. All right. Let's get this. Go ahead. Oh, are you going to shit on him? I mean, that was just like, you can cut him any of them.

No, it's kind of shooting on a bicycle. You can do the same two minutes over and over. Yeah, you kind of, you, I mean, just out of pride. He's hanging on himself. He's something else. Well, I mean, if they let you, I mean, I let you. I did the Cleveland Comedy festival and we were supposed to do a different Completely different material right the next round. So I made it through it got to the finals and

There's a lot of people who got pushed through because they were and they were young So them weren't funny. Yeah, they fit a certain idea or a certain look where they wanted to go in the basketball. Probably true. I'm turning on him. Yeah, I think he's, yeah, that's making a lot of sense now. I'm not making on. Yeah, you got to hope that the club cares about these weird rules.

Like you told me this rule, I held myself to this standard. Yeah. Please make sure that also if you don't have that amount of time, you really shouldn't be applying to the festival I don't know there was one guy who his name was skit so I shouldn't say his name But the beginning of his name was skit so I Whenever he's someone with with like a nickname like I remember I do and stuff with his Huge in the black circuit doing mics and his his name was crack head whatever and long as time fidgety

I thought it was a crack I listen I can't go by my real name at this mic You know, I got my head hit and I was like dude, we all think you're a crack head The fact on stage that crack head means you got a crack in your fucking head. You should talk about that. Yeah That's what this guy. Well, I'm in the green room the guys like hey, I'm still on board with him You know, I'm so on board with him. Yeah, they're not with them. Yeah, they're not putting not yet not yet. Yeah, he didn't do it yet. Go ahead Go go go over He's doing the same material probably the electro shock therapy, and I thought he was fucking around He's like no, no, he's he's been in

Not an asylum, but an equivalent of that for the past two years getting electro shock therapy Which apparently still happens? I know another person who's having an happened I think we're now we're getting into a podcast Yeah, another strina podcast He's got the energy of a golfing Well, I mean, I mean, I mean, Deepu, Deepu should have said nine funny things by now If he if he if what he needed was time Deepu's talking to him like he's a sex crime picker

What happened? It I say fear? You know me? I like to play with silence. I like to roll around to it. I like to dress up in it and just lay on the couch. Just in my cell. Well, maybe it's like greeting the Gordon people just in silence. Needless to say, I think D-Poo, I'm going to say this.

D-Poo has a big part of the show. I said it to begin the show. I'll say itu, I'm gonna say this. Deepu has a big part of the show. I said it to begin the show. I'll say it again. I'll never deny this. Big part of the show did a lot for the show. Brought a lot of elements. But it brought, and I'll give you this too. What are we doing now?

I'm just gonna wear a lot of things. I'm tying. No, I'm not lying at all. Who could remember the comedic dynamo Kelly for Stuka? He brought so much control. I'm not saying, I'm talking about I'm talking about this. Yeah, like camera stuff. Oh, yeah, he did a lot of technical.

No, no, hey, can I ask you a serious question? Like, what was the conversation like when he departs? Well, I was gonna spread my wings. No, it was this. I'll tell you this. We've been through a lot of changes in the last year. Of course, Scopo left because you know yeah upgrade Yeah, when your phone contracts up

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you got me like, you got me like, you got me like, was fucking up all the time and not doing shit and you're like, dude, you're done. And he's like, yeah, I'm done. I'm done. And Lauren came in and was kicking ass. And I was like, you know, like, I'll do what he wanted to do. And she didn't want to step on Scopo's toes. And you told her, just sit there and don't say anything.

Yeah. But wait for your pitch. Yeah. What is it from the perspective? It's weird. Did they look pretty? I need something for the guys to jerk off to after the podcast. So over.

Did they get to the point where like, oh, this can't help my career. No, no. What deep, I think what Scopo would have, what Scopo is that it's to the point where it's like, look, I've done what I can do on the show. I got to go be a stand up comic now. I got to go do comedy more than I fucking worry about if I booked your show or got this or clean that up. I just don't have time.

You know, he had, he has to go just do comedy and that's it. Be a fucking goof all of this roommates, other comedians, you know, do what he has to do to make money or survive, but he has to, you know, go be a comic. And, you know, Lauren came in, she's not a comic. She wanted, she really wanted to be part, she wrote me a letter of how much she wanted to be a part

of the show and I was- And her marriage. I'm not, she was- That's right, that's not the no. She goes, I need it in that. I just need it in that. Did it start? I have your son.

We actually had a talk, I said, listen, I don't want you coming here. I go, you, I actually said, you married. Are you happy? She's like, I am. He said, don't come on here and fuck everybody. I go, I don't want you coming here to fuck, you know, to make that. Sorry, guys. I'm just kidding. It's a joke. No, we're not. All right.

Anyways, but, you know, we had that talk. But anyways, and Deepu, when, when, to go below, Deepu was very, like, almost like, not good, but like, let's go. Now we can go, and I was like, whatever you wanna do, I say that to them all the time. You gotta thought, you gotta stop, just do it. Don't ask, do it.

And we can, I'll try anything. We can always experiment. I don't give a fuck what 10, 20 people go. You guys are fucking stink now. I know the numbers, I know who's listening. I don't, I'm not aware. Fucking leave, go to a show where they shit on people's chests. I don't give a shit.

Oh, whoa. Oh, man. Did you just say that podcast? No, no, no. That's good. That's good. So, those older fans, they really don't go. So anyways, I get it.

I understand that. But Deepu basically, you know, I think, you know, he was like, he's saying, he just couldn't catch up, couldn't get, he couldn't, he said, I moved him from that, the video to over here, and it's like, you got a hot mic in front of ya. I don't know what open micer gets a hot mic and with the best comics in the world every week

You get to sit right there and have a hot mic. You're on the show I know you can say whatever you want whenever you want and get it down for what you You can be as fun as you want to one of my favorite tweets of all time was when we were in your kitchen It was me you and D'Aros, and you guys shit on me for smelling like cilantro for fucking two hours and Gator fight. It was the Gator fight episode. And this guy tweeted to me and he goes, it just sounded like you got jumped into a gang.

Yeah. But that was the best part because I was a fucking taco waiter going with two comics and just getting my shit kicked. If you, I tell you what, me and Dorosa called me up and he told me about your, you, you was trying to come up with a sufi. His fucking Gator fight thing. I wasn't trying to come up with it. But we I know we but that's the angle we took.

Yeah. We were trashing him on the phone for like 20 minutes. Just he would goddamn Gator fight. And I and he goes like this. We need to do a podcast. I was like, we need to do it right now. We called him immediately. We called an emergency podcast to annihilate dance.

By the way, my, and this is, I was probably about the same place like Art Deepu is, but I was like, you just go, I'm too, too, yeah, look, because I look down there and I was like, Art, you got, damn it, that's not his name. But I was waiting tables and I got a text from Bobby, it's like, it's like,

it's an important part of the podcast. Yeah, but he goes, Bobby text me, he's like, dude, we got, we have an emergency podcast tonight. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I get dealt with my side work at like 515, I can be over to your house by 545. And he's like, yeah, get over here. And I was like, and in my dumb head, I'm like, it's probably someone really big.

I'm having a call and Quinn's over there. Probably gonna bring me to introduce some voices and kill it. And show up. Hey, you're like, I remember peasant good first. It's kind of empty in here. He's probably gonna bring me to introduce some voices and kill it. And let's show up. Hey! You're like, you know, I remember peasant good first. It's kind of empty in here. I go, wow.

I go, I go, I go, I go, hey, the rouse. You remember the first time they made you? It's things have changed, right? I remember, oh shit. I remember when I was a phone my wife went, baby. Because she didn't hear what we were gonna do. I hung up with the rouse, she went, baby. And I was like, fuck him. Yeah. I went, with the road she went baby. Yeah, I was like fuck him

Yeah, I went he went I go honey. He went goddamn Gator fight. She went Yeah, that's kind of shit. I just changed my Twitter Fucking profile picture to a drawing my friend Tim did yeah, I know I caught me all the shit Yeah, caught me so much shit that on the On the you know what do you do? want to do it up so with Dane, you was making fun of me for Gator fight. Dane Cocoa invented soup, he's going, Gator fight him, like, all right,

it's not really my thing. Did you just go like this in the camera? No, because at the time I was dead broke, and I was like, hey, you need an opener? We got you T-shirts, remember the Gator fight T-shirt? Yeah, people are showing up. We should do that, shit. Here's the thing though. We should redo those. Can I take, okay? We're doing are showing up. You know, that's shit. Here's the thing though.

We should redo those. Can I take, okay? We have limited release. We can. Let me ask, this is the thing though. It's how you take something. Yeah. That's why I always say, there's a lot of comics

that don't know how to fucking take a hit. A lot of these young comics can't take a hit. That's the internet age. I know, but they're cuddled. They don't know how to fucking take a hit. Dude, giving a hit is fun, but taking a hit is how the other people have fun. That's how, we would have never got gated.

If you came over as a guy's enough, it would have never went as far as it did. That's also not funny. And we had a fucking blast. I mean, I can't tell you how many people with yellow gator fight at my shows. And that popped you the fuck off. Yeah.

Now people knew who this dance soda kid was. But if you don't enjoy taking the beating, then you're not all the way. Like, you gotta learn how to at least take it a little. One of my favorites was a couple of years ago where Deroza called me. He texted me, he's like, dude, I really gotta talk to you something serious about Bobby.

And I pick up and it's Deroza, Bobby and Keith on the phone. And the smashing became so long that I just put him on speaker and put it on my coffee table and laid on my couch like a fucked up therapy session. At one point, Keith goes, I hate the San Francisco 49ers. I hate to call him about,

he's just going after everything I like. I hate you. Nothing funny when I get a phone from Keith or Derozo or Colin and we're about to just attack somebody on something that they said it did. The worst is when you go dummy. It we're on the phone and you're like, I'm like, yeah, my kid's in the car.

But I'll take it. I'll fucking take it. There's the worst in my wife will laugh at the shit that they say. It's but you got to take a hit. You got a double was good at taking the hit. Scobo Trees. So was Kelly.

Kelly was really great. I take gaping vagina heads all the time. You take a hit too. Yeah, but you're a trash. Half. You're also like half come on. Half come on. Yeah.

I'll come all over her face. Pusser. Do you like those names? I'm just like you're a fat horse. like half come on. Yeah, we're there like, oh yeah, I'll come all over her face. Pussy. Is he like that? She's like, you're a fat horse. And we're like, ah. Speaking of coming all over the face. Right? Are you guys, I gotta do these ads real quick.

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So much damn and Yannis came in hot. All right, well, something now you're ready to go. Somebody needs to even, get us off. Come on. Somebody needs to even. Your job. No, but I kind of do understand what he's saying. Can we get this sense? I want, yeah, get this off. Come on. Somebody needs to even your job. No, but I kind of do understand what he's saying. Can we get the sense that I want?

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Well, you better, dude, you just announced it. It's I already paid the fucking $200 to renew it for three years. Okay. So you got security. Yeah. Oh God. Don't ever announce that shit on a shit. No, no, no, I got it.

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They boss, they might be fucking up, but this is the same address. Just take it. Dude, Bobby, there's two Bobby K and a Robbie K. Yeah, they put one on the front door. They delivered every day. They delivered every, no, they deliver a shipment. So they delivered a week, but you'll get,

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That was all. I can't believe I got through that. That was good. Wow. I feel like I just went to the gym. I like to call it a Christmas. Y'all are showing eggs up his ass. It's a sort of game other than where I go around the room and lay him.

Hey, did you see? Did you guys see this? Go to that. What's going to that swathing? I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Egg's up his ass. It's the sort of game other hand. Yeah, we're gonna go around the room and lay him. Go. Hey, did you see, did you guys see this? Go to that, what's going to that swatting thing?

Have you seen it? When we didn't even finish watching the DP, I go back to the DP thing, but I think it's over. I think it turns out, I think it turns out, oh no, there's more science than there's probably. Make it big first, remember? Yep. Yeah, I loved Lauren so much.

If I said that the DP would be like, I got it. Yeah. Hostility. Because they're on a cast system. Yeah. They don't want to be toxic like that. I believe you are mistaken in me for an untouchable. I got it.

Play a little more. Because you thought Brad Matt was trying to kill him. I know. So you know stuff now. So I got to stick out for this Kind of understandable. You know you've had a lucky kid. Yeah a lot of crazies in the open-mic scene Love to talk about you're talking right now I would never have them over for dinner for sure

But go back to ykwd. I mean Oh, I think it's Bobby is like fine a real young producer Careful that's not I mean not that you're not a producer, but I'm saying find a non-comedian producer. Someone who's not trying to be a comic. Oh, yeah, well, yeah, why would you wanna do that? Why would you, if you wanna be a comedian, get in the show where thousands of fucking people know your name?

Why would you wanna do that? Give me a gun! Hold on. Yannis is going to almost full panna, Smoky. What? What? Yeah, we're gonna get out of here. Oh, God, he's going to almost full panna smoke. What the hell? We're going to get everything. It's a full moon. It's a full moon.

Movie scope, are you a comedian? No. There you go. Lauren, are you a comedian? No. There you go. Well, he has a point, but it's like, hey, remember when it was stopped one second. When I had a non-comedian girl, Shannon,

about to fucking come on, ask her, okay? And everybody wanted it. I pushed it. Everybody wanted Shannon's. Or maybe I asked, I pushed it. You wrote me a letter going, and you talked to me on the phone, please give me this opportunity, please.

All right, Bobby, you don't have to tell people about my pattern. Yeah, no, let me, can I just say? No, what I'm saying, it's like, don't act like, it's easy for you to say that now. You don't have to say that. Because when you got on the show, you wanted to be on the show for the exposure. You wanted to be on the show because of, look,

my show is to expose people to comics that I think are funny and expose me to comics I don't know. And then therefore you guys, this show helps fucking comedians. So why do you have so many people? Fuck you, that's my show. You don't like it, go get in the interview show. That's not what this show is about.

This show is about, it goes fat, it's a comic gang. I'll sit the back room, comics. When we go to a festival, we meet people, we sit down, people we've never met or we don't know somebody you know that I should know and we talk and we bust balls and we laugh. We talk serious. We go politics. We, it's a fun fucking create. We don't know where it's going to go. You have no idea. I thought we're going to play this video. Literally, we're going to play through and then discuss it for a second and move on. We have you and I.

But that's why that's why comedy. That's what this I don't know where the fuck it's going. No, throw a fucking chicken into a fucking gator. I don't think I'm gonna snap it in a camera. Oh, no, it's a goddamn pain of five. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This is fucking spanked. I said the entitlement of a millennial generation. I mean, you're getting an opportunity to get on a show. Like you said, meet, meet some of the best comics in the world. They know you're, I know his name now.

Yeah. I mean, I know his name. What's he talking about? It's the over exposure. I'm being serious for a second. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know. I mean, it's one of the silliest things I've ever heard.

But the thing with social media is now, these guys are just starting out, that we didn't start out with all this social media. So they can see the guys that they feel are on their same level, escalate, they feel like everybody's higher than them. And it's like, you can keep track of where everybody's going now because there's so much social media. Well, it's just weird to me that it's like,

when you come on here, you know, I let young comics that people don't know on this show. I have my first Twitter followers ever from here. It's like, you know, that's kind of what this show does for you. Yeah, it's, you know, it's come on and people are gonna know who you are. And they're gonna like you. Some people are gonna hate you, of course. But most of the fans, a fucking beautiful, awesome people.

The majority of my fans are good people. They'll let you off a ticket once in a while. You'll shout out to the fucking up state troupe or so let me off that ticket. Because you know what to do? Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, they pulled me over to a dark road, right? And then like we know you are we listen to what you know what to do is like just keep it slow over here. They were

gaps. They were cops. They're not great. Do they know you? Why are you a bad buddy? Yeah. Are you really? That's awesome. Yeah. So it's like it's it's I don't get it. You know that statement is a little weird to me. It's like, I don't know, play it, play some more. No, but can I say one thing? No, I do play some more. I'm kidding, go ahead. I do, you just been deeply. No, I do.

Notice how I just shut down. I'm like, I'm a real Asian student. I looked at my feet. The Tiger mom really freaked me out. I was, Dan looked up why you playing with my my personal robots This joke machine is my friend. I got hacked. That's why I'm changing my past. No, but I do got a hack What what do you mean? That's my website wasn't up someone fucking hacked the contact form my website I was like, yeah, don't worry about it. That's when you get successful people want to hack you shit

Nobody even knows I have a website. You're gonna be honest. Pap is done that you want to fight out about my three tour dates. You know you know you're done with it's a dot net. My credit I know Dan Soder. We're banking on you Soda. So whatever fucking text message you have to do right now. Get him done you cocksucker. Don't we have a close have to do right now, get them done, you cock sucker. Don't we have a close up of Mike that we can do

so we don't have Dan? They move so far. I can fix it. No, I can fix it. No, I'm here to hint to the boys. Hold on. Hold on, can you speak again, stranger? Let me just fix the camera.

Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah. That's more of a... You try to take my deep voice, Taddle? That's more of an Iowa Ohio. I'm changing my name to Ohio. I'm changing my not my answer to Ohio We are they're not gonna like that if you're taking the camera off There you go Lauren and putting it on. Yeah, put it on Lauren. There's some guys got his fucking dick in his hand right now Put it on It's like it sees your face because

Put it back do you know people give me send me messages like that? No, they don't really I do it full hard I know from from fake user names that I use It's like it's always a different message same It just do this one. Okay, can we do this camera? Can we just get getting on just what happened with it had this done by now? Yeah, people would have definitely got to outsource this type of thing. Let's just go back. Don't worry about it. And we would have been eating chicken.

Why do that over there? I don't understand. Dan. Dan, why don't you go in and they could do it better? Yeah, take a break. Go is here Trying to do the podcast Okay, oh the camera's on pause comfortable jeans This is guys this is more of a conversation Are you saying that we broke the camera on this? Okay, yeah, it's okay. I think there you go. Yeah, there you go.

Dan, you can come back. Anyways, let's play a little more of this. We've got a little section. You start with the whole gas. Digital producers, they get other show producers. They're producers. They're not doing stand-ups. Some of them are stand-ups.

Very few. I know Omar does comedy. Omar's, yeah, he does the comedy. He He's breaking down, huh? He wasn't crashing. But I mean, in general, they, you know, a lot of people get regular producer who doesn't have aspirations of being a comic like you. You heard it there from Bill Gates. And it's kind of like early on. I remember people talk to me about running shows. And a lot of veteran comics will be careful because a lot of guys start running shows and that's all they do and they stop doing stand-up They stop focusing it becomes all I'm sure it's money and they just run the show. Yeah, I've seen that

Like the red guy Yeah, it's the worst part of one of the worst thoughts about stand-up Get his boss away to relax for me. I love him me and when you say no you say it's the Don't mean those out Yeah, and these people found a way around that and some of them just don't go back to it I like the red head and you know what there I say soothing For I say his voice is soothing like a dick in a church He talks is gonna be a car. Yeah, it's interesting

The kids gonna be a star Yeah, then people might I want can you get him on my Heart decision to make to please make sure I'm here. It It's the biggest show I'll probably ever be a part of. Of course. That's easy. Shoot yourself in the court right now. No, just like armament. No, well, we got to be great.

He just said, not just being honest. Even get close to their kind of figures or you know, or downloads, whatever it is. But I mean, that's that's that was a big thing too. Like I'll Bobby's been doing podcasts for a long time. Not as long as me. Yeah. And he's super funny and he's trained competition Strategy either that love him and love the show just a couple quick things He's gonna be going like I'll be able to

Play this with the upkeep for you know until we transition to like the new team so that'll still be going We just installed hd capture So you know how we used to put a webcam at this right here? We got that up. We're using right now. Yeah. Right. Did you install it?

No, he did. He did. Yeah. Okay, so listen, I gotta say this, he is part of the show forever. He helped the show go to the next level. Yeah. He did outgrow the show. That's what happens.

And they are making a good point. It is as a comedian, you will out dance soda out crew my show. Right. Joe list out crew my show. Lewis Gomez still can probably just use the show more. I mean, I think we could slide them in for Do's role and it would be And I'm still here I'm still here I'm still here I'm still here You know it didn't know who to show me I'm still fucking here

I thought it was gonna be done with this shit a year and a half ago I was gonna pass this on to Scopo and Deepo and Lauren Oh that would have been riveting Hey what do you think? I don't know. Ain't this cops? I tried to get them to do it after show once. I was like, I was doing after show.

I wanted it to be a hit. I just wanted some magic to happen. You just know. Yeah, there was nothing like that. No, because people hated both of you. I know. Did he really? Yeah.

He had a little anger underneath the shirt. That's the problem. This is, but this is the thing with anybody. We all have our own, you know, everybody's a full person. Okay. I go ahead and make the joke. Not deep. Not deep. I'm saying, I'm saying that we all, we have this many parts to us, you know. And he definitely had

Cunt was in his repertoire. Yo, if you want to do some research, bring up the episode where we interviewed him and I fucking want to say that I saw that coming. Oh, yeah. Well, I was highly competitive because the other comedy's highly competitive and you get into these situations I'm sure there's like a lot of competition like on the show so he sees guys coming on that he doesn't theme or as good as he is yeah and yeah that's that spurs the competitive side here but here's the thing be be as good as them yeah microdivit what he was saying also number number two put that mic back in the stand only on a spoppus can do that. Yeah, right. Yeah, now Baraday, happy and happy.

Listen, you working class hero. Put that fucking my back in the stand. I feel like I want to freestyle. This is, I really have a donna cube feel to it. Dan, you're thought. I got it, good, no, sorry. No, but I do understand what he's saying in terms of like needing some like, yeah, we all laughed about it.

And Yannis is probably going to jump over Dan to show me which I'm completely Understand I do understand yeah with this podcast is but I do understand space in terms of like getting a thought out Because this isn't like that. This is you yeah, but up in everybody tags. Yeah But here's a thing though. It's not always like that. It's like that with this crew Because this crew does what we do but I've had last week's show wasn't really like that, the show before that. Was it a very special episode? But a very mellow special episode.

Mike, you are a slower guy, but here's how funny you are. That's a nice way. That was a nice way. The brain doesn't work as fast as everybody else. You think in shapes and colors? Well, think of Joe List. He Joe List isn't that. Joe List will come in and fucking smack you.

They pergatsy. We'll just, they just, they'll sit there and wait their fucking turn. They're not in their own heads about not being funny. Right. They're just waiting till they say, they think of something funny. Until it hits, you came in today

and they were going nuts. And you took that because you're funny and turned it on them and made it even funny. What the fuck are we coming out? That's that. So you have a mic in front of you. You have the opportunity to be funny. Don't blame this show for not being funny

because I've had so many comics on here, all different. I don't have you guys on every fucking week. I mean, when the show is a hit, you did. Yeah, when the show is popular, I mean, if you guys can make it every week, it's like that. You find a sensible time we could bring this back. If I get one more message, bring the core back.

Well, yeah, I know. But I get that all the time, too. Why can't you bring it? I can't, because the core became successful because of my show. I'm working all the time too. Why can't you bring I can't because the core became successful I'm here By your own choice You choice you to have a contract you're scared of success. That's what it is Don't don't feel right. I'm gonna wear the same jeans

Everyone's gotta believe I'm still making $12,000 a year. I'm never leaving Mike Vecchio alone again. I'm gonna live under a trade for the rest of my life. I'm the trending artist. I don't deserve this. I'm depending on that part. All right, let's play a little more. It's a good trade and these are good genes.

Let's get through this. We've already done an hour and 40 minutes on this fucking thing. Can we please? You can. Bob, this is good. Show for us that way. We've moved to Mike's stand. There was a lot of moving that camera around. It's on this fucking thing. Yeah, can we please come and Bob is going to show for that one move the Mike Stan. There was a lot of moving that camera around arm and then if the bandana's there, he can't see. Yeah, they're really sizing.

Oh, that's so bad. Oh, that's so bad. I want to get into this. We stopped. What? We're blood in the water. Top of the gators. You know where mud starts to dance on top of the water. You know what that is, don't that's a damn full-grown game

Well, y'all boys got off your fan boat thought it was all right to walk around the swamp Y'all just stepped in a goddamn gate My side Oh my God. Oh my side. That was a lot of movie. Arm and then if the bandana is there, he can't take it. Yeah, that was all episodes where we were, we thought we were showing the audience like Chuck Berry and it was just a really ugly close-up of the bomb data for like two minutes.

But we got HD capture. So we're actually showing all that in high death. It's gonna look great. So there's that. Did you find it hard to deal with the fan base? Hard. Hard. Were you beat?

Were you beat? Were you find yourself to be the boys at Guardian? Are you find being the boys Guardian? Come on. It's not a wrong. It's not a wrong. I'm not a wrong. I'm not a wrong. It's not a wrong. It's not a wrong. It's not a wrong. It's not a wrong. I

Nothing wrong with that extra There's nothing wrong I understand sometimes it's hot Sometimes it's hot And wicked good you lose a philosophical argument Listen to me kid kid you're gonna find out fucking a hot of this. I got to do- You're good at hunting, dude. I got to do what I want to do. Everyone knows, Renee.

Don't talk about my wife. Everyone knows that Renee DeCot, God of fucking rationalism in the morning, eh? He always said life is hot. This fucking life is hotter than Kim Mealy coming on a fucking four-check. Let's go. Leave him alone. Essentially kind of a moderator in a sense. Moderate in the chat room. I was moderating the chat room for a while. I was just, are you moderating the chat room?

He goes, what's this honky's name? Also, you'd have to define moderating. I mean like, Bob, you'd have to define moderating. I mean, like, is it so far? I'm receiving abuse. Is it? Should I think we shut the chat room down? Marmerating abuse.

No, I mean, people are. Can we shut it down? They're all right for the most. Do we have? Yeah, you can shut the chat room down. We can shut it. How many people are in the chat room? There's never that.

There's 26 people. But I love watching Bobby be impressed with everything this guy does right Stop stop We gotta be guys really steel hitting steel. Yeah, that could be a fucking all right Was that construction? Guys guys guys guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no seriously. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Hold on. I think what happens behind my dick. No, seriously, what? I'm gonna go change into a row. Stand up. Stand up. All right. Oh my god. Wow, it happened again. Oh my god. All right. All right. Sorry. Sorry. I love you, Lauren. Thank you so much. And your Catholic schoolgirl outfit. I know.

That's Catholic. Whatever it is. She looks like a guns in. It's Christ. So the chat. Brody. Yeah. I think we should get rid of it. I mean, I can definitely. We can delete it, right? There's probably more people in the chat now.

Hang on. Let's vote right now. This guy has perfect new boyfriend energy. We like see your ex and you're like, are you happy? And she's like, he's perfect. Bobby's like, do moderate the chat. He's like, of course I do You mind if you when you suck in my cock like like my ass. It's all I want to do

Bobby's like, I don't worry about the chat. No, it's fine. I mean Yeah, you Deepu in there that's some of the guys are going nice knowing you Like they they bought they have friendships in a chat room. You know deep who's in there is he in there? Sorry Some of the guys are going nice knowing you Like they they bought they have friendships in a chat room. You know deep who's in there. Is he in there? No, you know, it's a lot in there a lot He'll just promote This is real last dude. It's not a real last dude. That's a real sad shit Block a porter recon rattlesnake I think we blocked him. He can't get it. Yeah, why would you block a people blocked? Oh, God

You can block a Puerto Rican rattlesnake All right, so hold it We'll leave the chat for now Snags find holes in the wall We'll leave the chat. Everyone's getting paid everyone gets money you sign up for a podcast you Instattainiously make a hundred thousand dollars Lewis is like one of those old, you know those, you know those real estate infomercials,

where they're like, you take one class, and you can make up to $80,000. This is like, hi, I'm Lewis Jacobin. Walk with me a little bit. Here at Gas Digital. It feels a customer should also be the client All right, let's go let's play as a little we gotta get I love I like the guy in the middle I like it too, and I'll tell you this the guy in the right. He's okay. I like deep who I'm on MDM We're just fucking what you listen. Can you not fucking dance?

All right, let's burn it all down. Let's do it. Go. We can take that whole. It's about the 20 dude in the show. You are someone that's, they're going to see as an authority for you. Or not even but it has an enemy. Someone who restricts what I say.

He got the right. By the way, that's such boss. Hang on, hold on. Hang on, stop rewind that. I want to shut up. That one of you have this. Boston psychology. I want to hear that.

If fact, and someone tells you what to do with the enemy. To go back a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Someone who who restricts what I say he got threatened on the streets That did some guy you said you were gonna this one guy said he was gonna see you. Yeah, see on the streets Yeah, stop I get full pictures of penises To send them I get jerk off messages cost to doing business. I get like real stop Devil you ask for that She has for that. Were you asked for dick? Stop will you stop no? I just like this a Roger this version of you know what?

Well, we said show with those dick pits and look at them whoever has three balls gets to come in life Well, here's the thing is I never get tit picks. I never get any ever. And I wanted some and instead, when I asked for them, I want to get just massive cockpits. Just a bunch of fucking, I can't help that. I used to do it. I want to make sure that it would not,

I don't want to be, I want to fight if there's a fight. We're gonna be all right. This is R911. I want to. Look at it, fucking Mike's gonna put his hood back on and go outside and take care of business Hold on one second. Justice needs to be served So anyways, he um, where are you going? She's like, I just want to come over say hi. What's wrong? Cuz movie scope. Oh, so good looking Anyways, I of course I think everybody's cool everybody's great, but this is ridiculous to say you

I'm gonna see you on the streets. What the fuck that's not that's not even real What streets or is it a real-ass dude though? It's a that but who says I'll see you on the streets me every time I get off stage I go thank you very much. I'll see you in the streets dance soda. Can you please start doing that? What is your ending to your acting? I go like this. Thank you very much, goodbye. No, no, no. I'm so sorry I was doing this for so long, I apologize.

What is your ending? Thank you, good night. What's your ending? Thank you for listening to me. I swear to God, daddy. But that's it! Not it's it! You just made me more recent!

That's it! That's it! That's it! Don't be going to the point! that's say I'm gonna put on my pants on this Who awesome plan that does that say who's going back to the Bronx? I need a life We got to go get this money and the I play a little more of this the threat even like I think it was rogue and to someone else I was just a new put up an Instagram photo I did it turned into some sort of political things we took comments off and some people was just like you're taking away our speech

Man and like people really think like I've I've you comment and on that sort of stuff to be like that lowest alone That's when you're in your misery because who gives a fuck with this douchebag and I was but if you get to Urbally on a podcast it's okay when you finally had finally have those, you ever see comments about you on YouTube and stuff? No, I'm not known enough yet for that. I haven't had to deal with like that sort of thing. Yeah, I mean, you feel like it's a real person saying a real thing and it hasn't happened a lot. You know, I didn't really get a lot of there's like two troll accounts that would I don't think you're watching reading enough comments. Yeah, I didn't see many lately. But there was only like a couple of trouble accounts on Twitter.

I can say that were like tagging me saying insulting shit. But I muted them a long time ago. So like I just haven't seen their stuff anyway. I wanted to say that I really fucking grew up on that shit. I will stop. What's wrong with that? It's the beginning of his book. I'm listening. Well, look, come on. Go ahead.

I was listening to the first episode here on Go Bobby. Uncle Bobby. Fucking taught me. How did they so much? He really? He really yes. I really thought you were like, I listened to that first episode I was on. And people were like, oh man,

you're really on your game that day. People say that a lot. But I was actually just so scared. That's how scared I your game that day. People say that a lot, but I was actually just so scared. That's how scared I was at that point, to, you know, scared about being just irrelevant forever. And all I wanted was to have something with an audience so I can fucking perform for them.

And Bobby gave me that shot and I fucking grew up and I'm much more experienced. So thank you, Bobby, for everything. Oh, Bobby's getting too excited. He's breaking up. It was cordial, it was very cordial. I'm still helping what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna do what I'm gonna do.

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I'm a fat slut. You can hear eyes. You know what? Because of our eyes. If that's not the name of the episode, you're not going to laugh. Because of our eyes. Because of our eyes.

You got mad at me, you got me fat on the text. I think he's only was going bald. And he got really mad. All right, now there's a bomb. Lauren, quick. Come look at the order. Go see a bomb. Lauren, quick, go look at Lauren. Go look at Lauren. Lauren, we're not joking on you. Take a close off and find out what's going on.

Quick to the window, do the splits. Just please go see if, make sure nobody's heart please. Honest to God. Quick, rub this baby oil on your legs. Lauren, look at Lauren. Please zoom in on that. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. Grab that pillow, grab that pillow. I don't want don't know. I see what if she just falls out

So we need a replacement for Lauren now What is it what Yeah They got a good retirement plan? That guy sold this look me in jail. He works out. I bet he could toss me around after a rough Thursday. Oh, I think I'm a protein powder homelot.

All right. Fucking dual-in-construction workers relax. All right, here we go. I think, I want to say this. Deepo, honestly, God did a lot for this show. I can't say enough. The show would not be where it's at without him. He did a lot, and he became, at least to me, towards the end.

It was, you know, we worked through a lot of shit together. The last couple, a lot of live events we did, Deepu recorded them, Deepu's been there. He never, I'll say this, never complained to me, did his job and did it well. Did he open for you? No, he never opened for me. Because look, I asked him,

look, I actually, I talked to him about his comedy. I said, any time you want to talk about it, we talked one night, we went over his jokes. I listened to a set, we came up with some stuff, and then, you know,, and you know what you don't want to really travel with the guy that looks like that. It's not the best idea. That's practically honest. Well, I'm saying Bobby's TSA pre-check. We don't want to throw a whole red shirt. I'm saying they go, hey short round has to go through the regular security. Hey, in the short round, it's going to go through the regular. I'm saying that we didn't amicable and I think that it's good.

And I think him moving on and be like, he's a comic, same shit with Scopo. He's going to go do comedy, do his own podcast, Geeks in New York. So check that out. Deepu will be missed. Yes. Yes. That's the way I think this is. No, look. I don't think he, look it.

I think that I'm glad this team right here that I got is gorgeous. You are surrounded with beauty, Bobby. I'm very excited. If this doesn't get you back, sexy Bobby, I don't know what to do. I don't think we can do it. We're gonna do it. I'm very, I'm very excited. I'm very excited. If this doesn't get you back, sexy Bobby, I don't know what to do. I don't think we can do it. We're gonna do it. I'm very excited. I'm very happy.

God, they look like they run a fucking tanning soul. I weren't done a tanning soul. Yeah, no shit. Oh, shock. No, no. So I'm. There was a lot of hot boys there. There was.

I'm very. A lot of orange hot guys. I love Cheetos and mussels. I'm very, I look, I'm glad it lot of orange hot guy. I love cheetos and muscles. I'm very I'm looking I'm glad it ended the way it did it didn't end like the fuck you and the fuck you he is helping us transition he's moving on and all you know in a deep whose part of this the history of the show forever and he he did grew up on the show and I'm glad to see his move Donnie's get his own show with Oscar there and I can't wait to check that out.

I know, I know he likes space. I want him to play in the silent. Do you want to hear the rest of this? No, no, no, no, no. We're good. We're good. Yeah. Did you guys, hear the rest of this? No, no, no, no, we're good. We're good. Hi, we're good. Yeah, hi.

Did you guys, Bobby? What's up? I said that was a good ending. You recapped it very nicely where there was no hard feelings and it's like the end of a segment. I will look. I, you know, all the fun had that we just had for two hours on a 12 minute video. Well, go be honest. I found out Deepu wasn't here anymore before this podcast and I almost didn't want to come on.

Really? That's how much of a part of the show he was. I found out Deepo wasn't here anymore before this podcast and I almost didn't want to come on really That's how much of a part of the show he was can I just tell you yeah that this video we just watched has nine views Not anymore not after not after this One really slow rewind rewind Hey, go guys we got a super fan in the West Village. We put you guys in a double digits. Can you refresh this please? Yeah, I want to say this. Also, when I came in and didn't see Deepo,

I was elated. 21. Wow. Wow, we got. But no, but they get a lot of views. Go back, go scroll down, see another video. What's another video? They have comments.

Go to Geeks in New York. I got 32 on that one. They're doing great. Look, look look man. Maybe we'll help them out My mom could put a shitting video out and get more views That was by the way look out for my new web series Trish shitting Oh Everybody gets paid everyone gets paid everyone gets paid everyone gets a new dad

Do you mess your dad and you might get an appearance on part of a problem with Dave Smith. I see her for that episode. I just looked up. I just do it on a new another clue. Part of the solution to that Shit I wanted a bunch of table with his life I've spent some stuff that we are thankful for thank you deep food for putting together

It's like big part of the show it's like fucking short circuit. He's the Indian guy that don't follow that 25 I Diey five We're gonna end on this video First of all, I want to show you this is hugely big news a huge news I told her about big news no right next to that massive news Click on that Rob sprs change his head shot on facebook big news i mean look at that that you know that that's what

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you're not but enough Do you have a union? My towel. Yeah, do you want me to make a source for you? 14 words describe your foreman Mike is thinking Mike is taking space. I'm taking some space Better do cheat you should just write aides. What? Yeah.

Why? Do you want to take some more time? No, I think that's funny. If this guy's got new, ready to get in the space. Yeah, it's a place. Just a proud new dad. I love his Pierre Cardin pull over zipper. Mark Trotelnick.

It looks like a French politician. It has a fucking tennis coach face. You're back hands, you're back hands, you shit. I got no coach in you, you're back hands, you shit. You have no news in two straights, this. Have you guys heard of swatting? Yeah. You have?

Swatting? Yeah. You know what it is, we're the game. No. I lied. What do you mean you lied? Why would you lie? I don't know, because I don't think you were gonna ask.

I was gonna follow a question. Do you know what swatting is? Yes, I do. And then just move on. I thought you were gonna move on. Yeah. It's Donald Trump error. You know, say yes and move forward.

That's right. I'll turn to facts. Real quick, now you worked on the Kevin Brennan and Mizri Lo's company show. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. More fun on the show. Absolutely, buddy. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got up to the wrong one. This is a bare knuckle boxing. I want to talk about this and I said, bare knuckle fighting. Have you seen this guy? Bobby Gunn? I haven't seen Bobby Gunn, but I've seen all the Irish videos. Knuckle, the movie about Knuckle. Okay, Knuckle, this motherfucker, Bobby Gunn is a beast.

Okay. Are you done kinging him right now? He fights. Bobby Gunn will fight anybody. He is a destruction. He is a cloud of damage. And he's coming over your city. He fights, he fights in's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a- he's got a So this Bobby gun wants this the fastest knockout bare-knuckle go. What's this? Good head movement?

Stop right there. He's wearing fucking true religions by the way. Go ahead. Here it comes. That was a left. That was a left. Lewis Gomez knocks him out. Unbelievable.

Shut it up, Bobby gun real last dude. Bobby gun, did you see that? Yeah, one of those like Kimbo slice things where like you put them in with a trained fighter. But here's the thing though, if you walk there, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, I, I went on a spiral last side of this, this, this, uh, bare knuckle fighting. Mm-hmm.

It's massive over in Europe. Yeah. Uh, over here, it's becoming huge, because you can make thousands of dollars. These boxes who aren't making money anymore, because boxing isn't what it was. You have to see, you know, you know, MMA, you don't make that much money,

and it's a long road, and it's hard to get into the bell tours and the blah, blah, blah. You can go there and you're fucking true religion genes and you disco belt, and you peer card true religion genes in your disco belt and Your peer care peer card then fucking wife beat her What is it? Is it wrestling also? No? Is it because I come back?

These questions for the thousands of wrestling fans that you guys have out there you guys won't address it nope The The end does it go down to the ground? No, because that's what Mike thrives. I'm a bottom power bottom. You too. I described my time. We make beautiful kids.

Why did my dick get hard on that? Why did that make my move to? Because it's your eyes. Okay. I worked better. Let's keep the catch phrase to because it's your eyes. I worked better. Let's keep the catchphrase. They would have hit. Anyway, these this is actually go back to that other video.

You get knocked down. You're out. No, what you done. There's a ref there. If you go back, go back to that, but go type in a bear knuckle, bear knuckle boxing. Okay, go right there. Click that video with the red floor.

Right. Yeah. This is actually bear knuckle professional. Yeah, video with the red floor. Right there. This is actually bare-knuckle professional. Yeah, where they just do hands wrapped. Yeah. Have you seen that? Yeah, yeah. I mean, this is nuts.

This is, if this becomes legal in America, it won't ever become legal. Ever. Ever. Because boxing will stop. There's so much money in boxing that they can just, I mean, they stopped fucking UFC for being in New York City till what?

That was a month ago. That was not boxing. That was a union. That was the culinary union. and boxing that they can just I mean they stopped fucking UFC from being in New York City till what that was a month ago. That was not boxing. That was a union. That was that was the culinary union. Yeah. The culinary union in Nevada was after the fatifit. Oh yeah. Because they didn't you had nothing to do with boxing boxing. Boxing wanted. Huh? Did my head. Well, it's not it's a lie. You created your life. You're right. I mean, this is crazy. Fast forward to the end. Oh, do you look at this guy? Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. This right there. Right guys his bodies aren't good But they're just guys going in there

That's why I like it. Yeah wrapping their hands and knocking the fuck out of each other. I mean, is there anything more manly than that? Maybe being a good father I don't fucking get this is the way they used to fight Carnival Watch two men beat the shit out of each other. This is like the movie snatch. Yeah, I was fucking big fucking fight fight club Well, they actually have a real guy like that. Do you know that same? Yeah, that's a guy from Michael's He's a yeah type in Irish bear knuckle fighter champ Yeah, this is just to like

subpar boxers fighting without glove. I don't know dude that Bobby gun is actually was a professional boxer for a long time Didn't make the money and he said fuck it and he just he started doing this that I make a thousand dollars I'm gonna be a thousand dollars when you get sued. Yeah sued 72 thousand fucking. Oh, I know this is from knuckle. No, no Not that baby, but go no, don't listen to him listen to me. Sorry. I did color baby. That came out well Wow go back go down scroll down scroll down scroll harassment suit Is shout out come on I'll cut that right out no She's also the president of your HR department Scroll down

Don't listen to these I used to call D2 baby till I Look at here down here down here in the jeans There you look at me stop looking at it. I can't look at here down here down here in the jeans. There you go. Look at me. Stop looking at it. I can't Scroll scrolls. Alrighty white guys go back up to the top. They all try to rape We can't stop rape fighter put in fighter instead of fights. You put in fight Fighter there you go

Champ now go back over the window and check what's out just put in bare-nuggle champ smash boom. I just heard something a lot out Smash boom crash Guys you're making a brain stop I can't do I know I know we know And you do a sexy cartwheel over the window Fuck this let's go to the go to swatting I want to go back to the original one swatting okay now check this out Squatting by the way is what me and Dan are doing in our apartment. Yeah, I Thought that was I loved how much you loved your joke. I really thought it was good

Swatting is this. Uh huh. These fucking nerds are playing video games, okay? Where this other nerd, say like a depot, right? We'll go and hack into the police system and call a SWAT team, dude, to the fucking, to the other person's house. So as he's playing the game all the sudden a SWAT team

Kicks the door down Why can't play this watch this clip watch this Those guys are not in on it. They are not what what are you doing? Oh, sorry, you had horns getting to round their hearts and fuck it. Hot and hot back shit. Ah, no. I'm not. Don't do it to the place. He sees the way he breaches the door.

Oh, I'm fucking dripping. She's failing. Oh, she's failing me. No, he'd exited itself. She's failing me. I lied to you. She's so fucked up. Watch this. Watch this. You hear the gamer? There's one me. Logic. This is so fucked up. Watch this.

Watch this. You hear the gamer? There's one in the corner. He's still playing Ghost Recon. That's so nice. It's a cybercromb that's taken over the internet. Swatting. It's, this is crazy.

It's crazy. Okay, a hacker will find his target's location. They find a way playing from And then they hack into the police computer system deep who's looking up your address How funny would he we get swatted right now I'm so excited look at this family. This kind of scared me little kids do we're getting swatted real go to Lawrence make it Watch make it. Watch. He knew he was getting swatted. Look it says resume. He paused the game. Lauren's going to be the only person that swats or so. There is a very bad person in this room.

Take a dance off. A kitchen but get your bowl of prevents off. Yeah, do that. That's a good little one. She's what? What? I gotta go, unfortunately. Where are you going? I got an appointment.

For what? I gotta do my own podcast. For what? I got a new podcast with Justin Silver called Funny for Fido. Fuck dogs. Yeah, that sounds like a hit. What are you, what are you, a fucking middle-aged women with fucking wigs? Who's your target audience? I'm down today on the episode. I tell you about my dog's personality

Dude funny for photo didn't work out on TV so we're trying it on the fucking I'm throwing shit at the wall. I'll admit it dog shit Bob has a bigger shot than you In the honest is defense today's episode is a serious topic chocolate This thing goes can't y'all just get together and talk about dogs This watches y'all shot me for a coffee and talk about Watch your job. You're a coffee and talk about that. You do this fucking eight things to say about dogs and then you're done.

Dog can eat chocolate. Okay, don't let them eat their own assholes. If you go beyond the paywall, there's other things. Seven years a year. Seven years a year. We're all the big issues. Are they color wise? Every episode can

Default our Justin I quit yeah, thank God stay here His full name though. Can we see the big reveal all right. Here's the big reveal before you leave okay our new Movie Scopo. Yeah, aka movie Scopo aka white D-Poo aka Yeah, aka movie scope. Oh aka white depu aka AKA rapist his real name What you much a middle name swatting James oh you want me? They want you to last last name hina curates German. Okay Where are you from and I'm from Minnesota? I'm from Minnesota. Faw!

It was just there for fun. Adam from Minnesota was staring at me in the face. I got a fucking German producer. Yeah, bro, let's top of the line. What? On top of a Jewish stab with men. This is not efficient enough. I need to get buckets of chat.

I'm just here, I'm a certain people. I don't like answer podcasts. No Jews when I'm here. I'm standing and standing. There's a camera. I'm not doing this right direction. I don't like answer podcast And Well you gotta do as you take the bag put it over your hand make a fist Put it in my pussy and then you take the dog shit you pick it, scoop it, it doesn't even touch it. Then just remove the back. Welcome.

It's like perfect. You can do a zip lock. Welcome to it. Big zip lock. Don't give away our episodes. Welcome to a special two-parter. Will we break down dogs and cars? Why they'll never be friends.

We tell you something, you don't want to let your dog be on your grass if you like your grass, because there's in the piss and it will make the grass yellow. Next week on fucking dog and dogs. Welcome to the last 10 minutes where we compliment each other, also known as the belly This fucking show stinks this week this week's episode We're gonna talk about what foods are good and what foods are not good? Oh the ultimate debate wet or dry dog food These are some of the things we've talked Please buy my book Fox season Milan All right, we'll have fun Please buy my book fuck season Milan Someone bring a high-pitch whistle to that

My god, he's leaving this show to go do funny So what you saying is what if we ask him to stay here boy come here come here come here come here I'm here boy goddess what do you got uh go to my uh website I got I'm a Gotham uh from the 20th to the 22nd I'll be in Canada for just for last tour starting this Thursday to the 8th and then um oh yeah a lot of stuff friggin somewhere else go last stuff going on. I love you. I love you so much I brought you a nice cigar too. I forgot. I'm sorry. You're leaving

Yeah, I got you a nice cigar though. Oh nice right? Oh my god Woo-ee. All right. Yeah, I got those Cubans waiting to go for us three. All right, buddy. Have fun. Hey, stay, stay sit. All right, we're gonna wrap this up. Dan, what do you got? DanSoda.com. You can listen to the bonfire Mondays and Wednesdays Comedy Central Radio on Series XM. And then the new DanSoda.com has two or eights of it being being Vancouver coming up, Calgary, and other stuff. That's it at DanSoda.com has two or dates of it being being Vancouver coming up Calgary and other stuff. That's it at DanSoda on Twitter. All right, there we go. What else? What do you get? Mikeveckion.com. I'll be in Westchester, Pennsylvania Saturday night, this Saturday.

And I'm also at the House of Comedy in Arizona next month. House of Comedy? Yeah. Okay. Arizona? I'm Phoenix. Is that the same people that own the House of Comedy in Arizona next month. What the House of Comedy? Yeah. Okay, Arizona? On Phoenix. Is that the same people that own the House of Comedy in Minnesota? Yeah. And then Emton? Yeah.

How was that club you've been there? Yeah, it was good. It was just a Minnesota last week. Fuck yeah. Sealing still fucking high? Yeah. Oh boy. They still drunk people at night? No, but it's good crowds.

Okay, cool. Good for them. That's good seeing you, buddy. Good seeing you too, man. Fun show. Yeah. Holy shit. Again, Deepu, I miss you, cool. Good for them. That's good seeing you buddy. Good seeing you too, man. Um fun show. Yeah, holy shit. Again, Deepu. I miss you, buddy. Deepas good dude. Good dude. I'm excited to see him around. Yeah. We'll see you around. He'll be back on the show. I'll have him back on. Nice back on with the. No, I just like learning for all these guys. They come up. They learn and they graduate. Look, man. I'm just I just look like I said at the beginning. I just just come to me. It's over He did he said look. I think we should move on. I said all right. I was a little like what the fuck, you know Cuz they're gonna you know

You know hiding it under some sickness, but in the reality came I was like it's time for you to go and I was like cool And he transitions good. He's helping everybody and I wish nothing about the best form and I hope He's helping everybody and I wish nothing but the best for him. And I hope everything from here goes up for him podcasting comedy and I'm sure it will. And he's always welcome back on the show and go check out Geeks in New York. I support everybody. So there you go. Lauren, what do I got? Boo Boo.

You got March 31st and April 1st. You're up bananas and Hasbro Kites. Yeah, that was last time I opened for you was there. I remember that there was a lot of fun. It was when the 49ers were in the playoff and I mix Oh, Flickdom. Yeah, you fucker. I did I did also the fucking giants and the goddamn NFC championships. Sorry Good. Well April 6th and 8th year at comics, Mehegan Son and yeah, scopos actually with me this weekend at bananas. Friday and Saturday, I got one show Friday to sat at Saturday. How great is one show on Friday?

It's the best. I was just at the comedy connection and providence and they do one on Friday and you're like, what hotel just that? They put you at the Omni. So what a great. I love that they put you know the cigar bar right in the hotel.

They have a lot of shit in the hotel. It's got to do a CVS Justin Silver was opening for me. We went and bought nerf guns at the CVS. I saw the video. Yeah, yeah, but your target practice. Yeah, it was gay. Okay. Um, Anyways, yeah, I'm sure you guys did late at night. Yeah, we blew each other. Did you know not at all we shot targets? Did you want to blow? No, I ate a whole box of my canyikes and I felt fat. No, I ate a whole box of my canyx and I felt fat. Yeah. No. All right. So yeah, it's Chris Scobo's action.

I called Chris. I had to call him up and I was like, hey, did you get funnier? Anyway, yeah. I did. I was like, all right, cool. So he's coming this Friday in Saturday. And then, and then, he can sun April 8th, right? 7th and 8th.

7th and 8th. When? 7th and 8th. 7th and 8th. When? 7th and 8th. Yes. And then April 27th, 28th. I'm an ACME. Yep. And Minnesota which.

That's fun. Yeah, I'll be there in June. God, I heard nothing but great things about that. Have you not done it? Never. It is stupid. It's so good. Better than comedy on state.

Uh, I think my top five. Yeah Is Acme be careful comedy on to be listening Comedy works comedy works in Denver Providence comedy connection. Providence comedy mix and Vancouver. I never did that I'm there next week. It's All right, awesome and then expensive ticket though. Yeah, real expensive ticket. So they give you the money, they give you 400 and expect to take the, they get on the line.

They're in the grocery for it. Who? The club. You've been there. Yeah. Vancouver, the comedy mix. I've been to a lot of these places that you're talking about. I'm also a comic.

That kind of sad. That's the kind of sad, like, catch a account. He looks like sad troll. I put that fucking hair in red face. You had your shot, these are my dates. Anyways, so there, I'm doing a bunch, robbercallylive.com, my dates come right up on the first page. It's a very white and just yuck page,

but it's there. We got, what else do we have? You know, we got Adam. You know, we got Adam? Yeah. Yeah, what's up? You excited? Yeah, I don't have anything to plug right now.

But you had a good time? Yeah, this was great. Hey, man, welcome aboard. Thanks. Great time. I'm excited. I'm very excited. Yeah, me too.

Lauren, you're gonna call this episode by the end. I have no idea. The eyes, the white eyes one. We have eyes. Because of our eyes. Because guys, the white eyes one, we have eyes. Because of our eyes. Because of our eyes. Alright, there you go. I'm gonna call that.

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