Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Belated...Podcast 6

Episode Date: June 16, 2010

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What's up? Robert Kelly. Doing another fucking podcast. A little white stripe rag and bone off the icky thumb. Fucking love the white stripes, big fan. I'm hanging out here on the hotel. It's 12.58. Let me A.M. Into the hotel. Tonight. Fuck.

I'm gonna be talk about some bullshit We got the UFC fight coming up This Saturday night Chuck allied out against rich Franklin and Mercow Crow cop Against fucking Barry Actually pretty cool and actually the UFC

What the ultimate fighters finale sat in I'd free before the before the main event which is kind of cool on spike I love when they do that. I love when they put free shit on spike before the main event Not that I'm gonna be even around the fucking see this shit because I'm gonna fucking be doing shows as usual I feel like every time they have a UFC events I'm fucking some crazy as place With some fucking nutty show. So we'll be talking about that. What else? I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm all by myself tonight. Uh, nobody's up. It's just me. I'm doing this in my little fucking room here. Fucking naked on the bed. I'm nude.

Nid. And I have, I'm lying on my belly. I have one knee. Fucking bent and one leg straight. Which in a weird way opens up my ass hole to the AC that's blowing right now. And it's cooling off my butt and my balls. Why I fucking let you in on that? I have no idea. But who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? I just got done working out. I was down in the gym. I did 55 minutes on the treadmill and some curls and

What's fucked up? I haven't worked out man since Cleveland. I was in Cleveland I don't know how many fucking weeks ago all months ago whatever. It's in Cleveland. I actually had Got my ship back together as far as working out. I worked out every day in Cleveland, ate like a fucking champion in Cleveland. And it was so weird man being in Cleveland. The shows were fucking great. It seems like a fucking year ago, but it was only like a month ago. I don't know how long ago, maybe two months ago, a month and a half, but I was working out

great, unfuck and believable. Every day I felt great. That was in that hotel, the arcade, which is like the first Indomall in the country. And man, it was fucking crazy. It was crazy. And then I went to Dallas the next week and I haven't worked out really since. And I've been eating like a fucking savage

the last few weeks. The non-smoking really is fucking with me. Really fucking bad. Crazy fucking with me. I mean, I get so much stress in my life and I'm usually alone on the road. I got nobody out here to fucking app to. Especially like, you know, that's why I'm doing this fucking podcast, you know, just sort of talk to myself without it being fucking me being a mental patient and having a fucking, you know, check myself into a fucking hospital. But, uh, yeah, I'm out here a fucking loan and you get all this anxiety and stress, waking up

every day, going to do radio, you know, going in and doing a radio show that you don't know the guys You don't know what the fuck to expect and you're gonna be funny and you gotta book fucking interesting and you're gonna be honest And you know, oh, it's just gonna suck and you gotta sell tickets and I ain't shit, man. I ain't shit You know I've been on a bunch of things and people might know me if they hear me or whatever, but You know man, I'm in fucking Toledo We fucking knows me in Toledo man. I've never fucking even been here so You know when you go all that stress and you got no All the shit I used to do man, the fucking drinking and

drug and which I haven't done in years but you know the sacks and the fucking banging huggers and brawds or even the hunt of that not even doing it the hunt to find in the massage power would take up the day a relief stress and then smoking cigarettes man smoking was a fucking... fucking God it was a really it just relieved everything Really just fucking cool ass goddamn Stress reliever and I don't got it anymore so I've been trying to Hold on man, so I think that I might have it back in control and anybody who's losing weight anybody who's lost weight Anybody who's quit smoking God man just fucking

Hang in there. I ain't fucking there. I Refuse to give up my refuse to give into it. I Can't I can't fucking do it so It's driving me mad and it's affecting relationships in my life because I'm snapping on people. I'm snapping on fucking everybody, everybody annoys me. Everybody's fucking crazy conspiracy theory is now with all the stress and fucking craziness I say.

But I'm gonna fight it through, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fuck it, it's not gonna get me. So, went to the gym tonight, back in it, been eating good, since I got here, which is great, some fish, and fucking deli meats, and, you know, some fucking crazy nuts and shit like that. So that, that's good. Even though it's the first day of fucking many again. It's gonna take a while to lose all this weight It's gonna take at least five six months, which sucks, but fuck it. That's such as that's my life Ah, man, you know Coming here after being a Boston was I'll talk about Boston for a second man. I love

You know my fans and being town I actually have some emails from some people which I'll get to right now We got question one from I don't know who the fuck this is from You know what it is once I want you here with your question. I was wondering do you have a huge following in Boston It comes out to see you it's time you return home. It must be awesome to return to where you started. Someday I plan to see you live in Boston. How cool would that be?

Cool. Yeah, I have a fucking, you know, man, it's weird. When I used to play the comedy connection fangirl hall I Used to pack up the room. It was a 400 seat room and I'd pack it up and at least three out of the four shows that I do there I do the columns and pack it up and You know it was it was cool. It was really cool. I could go back home and really It was cool. It was really cool. I could go back home and really, number one, make a lot of money.

Because I make money at those shows on the people that buy tickets. So if people don't buy tickets, I ain't making money. And I ain't coming back. That's the one thing that people don't realize is that, you know, yeah, you could like me and fucking support me, you know, like my comedy, but if you don't show up what I'm in town, then, and, you know, bring friends and come to the show and, you know, I don't get to come back, man.

It's just a wrap. You know, if the club owner's gonna make a money, then you ain't coming back. And that's just the way the fuck it is. It doesn't matter who likes you or who doesn't I didn't sell out last time. It's you know, I should have fucking sold big You know, I was in Boston New Year's Eve with Dane. I killed it. I always fucking kill it and Beentown I always fucking bring it in Beentown and You know, I've been going there for years and I don't

know, man, I know that Conan O'Brien was next door Friday and Saturday night. You know, it was, it was kind of fucked up, you know. I thought I would sell the place out. I should sell out the Wilbur Theater. I think it's 15, 17, 19, see it's I should sell it out. I should have 17, 19 fans. But no, I didn't. But it was a great show. I loved all the fucking the people came out. I really appreciate it. You know, and people that came out, see me five, six times. Which is crazy. I mean, that's a fan, man, that's that's what I'm talking about. Those are the people that make you big. Those are the people that

fucking make you successful, you know, that people that just keep coming out to see you and keep coming out to support your comedy and bringing other people out and telling people about you and spreading the fucking word. You know, spread in the fucking word. You know, if you fans do that, and you deliver all the time, then it should help. You know what I mean? It should get you to where you need to go. You know, sometimes it doesn't.

So, you know, I know Conan was in town. That was a fun, I mean, a lot of people walk and buy, fucking, hey, Robert Kelly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, fucking, hey, Robert Kelly, but I was like, fuck you, but I was just kidding, you know. What are you gonna do, man? It was a bad night. Conan O'Brien, the fucking Celtics. I don't know, man. Yeah, the fucking socks, to be honest with you. The socks, I wish that, you know, I did sell it out.

But I do have a groove. I wouldn't say huge following, because, you know You got dain't selling out fucking the garden you got fucking other comics walking in there selling out the place Aziz selling out fucking show off to show and all these other comics that aren't even from Boston selling the place out I don't know out. I don't know. I don't know. So I do have a following, I don't know if it's huge, but I love the death. I fucking do anything for other people that do come out. And it is cool to go home and do shows. I do love it. I really do love it. Question number two, I was looking at your upcoming performance. Are you shunning the West Coast?

No, not at all, man. It's just that there's no comedy clubs in the West Coast. I do Sacramento, which I love, favorite club. One of my favorite clubs in the country. Punchline, punchline San Francisco is my favorite club in the country. As far as road gigs, i love both of those places both of the people that i do the shows for uh... fucking a over sack and fucking molly and over san franc and i love them great

uh... and that's about it to this nothing else in the west coast this braille and urvine but they don't fuck with me man they do not fuck with me those improvs do not fucking Make me nothing. They don't want anything to do with me, bro so There's nothing I can do again if the people don't come when I went there to braia Then I don't go back They don't invite no he last time he was here. He didn't sell so blah blah blah unless they can give the farm away and pay me

Shit money and just give all the tickets away and just make their money on booze and alcohol which they do you know sometimes You know there's a lot of clubs I come to man and I'd be better off staying in the city to make money But I'm coming out to these clubs to fucking see fans and you know do my show and bring my stuff You know bring my comedy out here so people can see what the fuck I got so I'm not shun on the west coast at all. I would love to do more shows out there. It's just It just it does nothing going on brother. Oh Actually, this is a girl. I think yeah, Kristen Kristen and Sacramento Sacramento. You know I come there, baby It's just I come there once a year

You know once a year. Oh, I didn't read the rest Abe. Yeah, you love Abe come there, baby. It's just I come there once a year. You know, once a year. Oh, I didn't read the rest of Abe. Yeah, you love Abe, too. All right, cool. I hate you. All right, we're going to go to, yeah, I'm going to go back to another question, Alex.

Remember a couple of years ago when CrowCop and Shockwreck at the top of their game would it be awesome to finally see the fight? Them fight after all this talk about them fighting with with when Krobo was at his pride yeah I don't know if I'd want to see Krocop I wouldn't want to see Krocop and Chuck fight I really don't want to see that shit I want to see fucking Chuck fight rich I really wanted to see him fight Tito but now I really do want to see him fight rich and then I want to see him fight Tito Chuck looks amazing. Chuck, I've never seen Chuck this shredded.

I've never seen Chuck this fucking determined. That new girl from his is the best thing that's ever happened to him. Vegetarian and fucking in shape. He is not partying. He is eating right, working out and fucking has his head on straight. And Chuck is, you know, come on, if you don't like Chuck, if you don't like watching him fight, if you don't like the way fights, there's something wrong with you, there's something wrong with you.

And to have him kind of be back on a course and even actually a better road than he was before is kind of exciting to see. But I love Rich Franklin too. I've grown to like him. You know, his determination, I mean, he got his belt taken away, and then he got beat up again by the guy who fucking took it, man, and beat bad.

And Rich Franklin, man, he was the poster boy for UFC. I mean, he was a teacher and math teacher. And now, you know, it's just, I don't know, man. I like, it's going I don't know man I'd like it's gonna be a great fight I just hope that Franklin's game plan isn't you know take him down and fucking ground and pound or whatever bullshit I hope they fight it out and then you got Barry and Krookop fighting which is the fight I would love to see which I want to see those two fucking ax murderers those two fucking tree choppers those legs they have did you see Barry's legs

It Barry really excites me man, and I didn't even know he had a black mom until the countdown or whatever it was I mean he he really he's funny He's got a good heart. He's got a great story and he's got fucking, you know his personality's great man The fact that he had no money and he didn't fucking borrow it and he just fucking took the hit man That was some when somebody can do something or say something like he had no money and he said in instead of you know I'd be in picked up and then taken care of I you know to hit bottom and put yourself back up. You know that and then he fucking a fight of the night and knock out of the night and then he won his fight and he got all his money man that's some fucking Disney shit right

there bro. You know then he cried I mean dude that's some emotional shit bro I watched that shit and you can't help but like him. You can't help but like Pat Barry. And he's a monster. He's a fucking monster in there. Just him and Krocop going at it. I feel bad man. I feel bad. I think Krocop's gonna get his fucking head knocked in. So both fights are gonna be exciting. But TNG question now. I would not want to see Chuck Ledell and fucking what's his name fight and Grog up fight. I want to see that he actually see the fights that are actually happening, which it's going to be great. And I think it's in Vancouver, right, which is one of my favorite cities on the planet, fucking earth.

Vancouver T dot Montreal, love Canada. Can't wait to go there. Montreal Comedy Festival, nasty show. So if you guys are listening to this up in Montreal, I'm coming and I can't wait. It's going to be a fucking blast. I can't wait. I wish I was up there for the full two weeks, but a week is plenty for me. Next one, hi. I met you Thursday at the Comedy Connection. Thursday Comedy Connect connection was the Providence comedy connection which was one of my favorite shows of the last fucking Jesus Christ. I would say last year. Thursday night of the comedy connection Providence was amazing. I had a blast and I don't know what it was man that crowd there were all fans you guys were all there to see me and you allowed me to fucking just that's

the one thing man about fame it's like famous people are allowed famous comics are allowed to get up there and fuck off because everybody there is Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos, rincones de película y un sin fin de aventuras te esperan. ¡Friparás! Vuelades de madrida murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea. Tarifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com. to at the Huki Lau but Thursday night man you guys really I really fucking let me stretch my wings man I was a blast there you know it's like these clubs Toledo tonight nobody even fucking knows me man I mean which is cool but you know you know it's like I it's like man I'm just fucking... Tonight's crowd was cool and they'd let me do my thing. I actually didn't add, you know, I just did my thing and it was cool,

but the check spot and the fucking loud and they don't care and they don't give a fuck. You know, it's like, that's the type of shit on the road. You have to overlook, you know, and again, it's like, I'm by myself, man, I don't have an entourage, I don't have a security guy, I don't have a fucking, I don't bring my opener, it's me. And when the fucking know, I'm done with fucking just talk. I don't give a shit. I got jokes that can just bowl over people and that's what I'm gonna do on the road from now on. You know, if you're not there to fucking see me, if you're not there to listen, then I'm just fucking, I got, I'll just do jokes off my old CD. I'll

throw my new ones in, try to work on some shit and if it doesn't happen so be it, I'll just do a joke show off my old CD. I'll throw my new ones in try to work on some shit And if it doesn't happen so be it. I'll just fucking move the fuck on But anyways back to the comedy connection Well, so happen when you told me you still weren't smoking I totally forgot to ask you the question How do I get a no cupcake shirt? I have the cupcake shirt. These are the shirts that I have. I'm not selling them online or anything. It was kind of like somebody sent me an email

that they wanted to do some shirts for me. So I said, fuck it. And my wife came up with the, she loves loves that joke and she came up with the fucking logo You know fucking a cupcake with the fucking slashed through it and I literally drew it right on my iPad and then Fucking made the shirts and brought them to Boston. So I think the only way you'll be able to get them for right now Is that a live show? So if I'm I brought him here to Toledo, which was a fucking stupid move. I brought, you know, not a lot, but I brought, I don't like selling shit after a show. And fucking, I brought him.

My wife got me to fucking bring him. And nobody even bought him. It's like fucking nobody, no, not a fan's of mine. So I wish I had him online for you, but I don't. But as soon as I do do I will let you know All right, and that was a cool picture of me, by the way All right Tracy But keep in touch with that if you see me coming to you coming around again

Just I'll have probably having with me. I'm make sure I tell me no. I'll bring them Marcel do you think when all the gay people moved into your neighborhood, they planted all the giz trees to enjoy their favorite smell? You fucking idiot, no. It's the giz trees were there before. Maybe the giz trees makes gay people. Do you ever think of that?

Eric Price, you email me all the time and I delete. I never ever. If you're listening, I never ever open up one of your emails. Fucking, I delete you every time. You are a piece of shit. And if I haven't met you in life, I hope you fucking fall into my fist. Fucking piece of shit. I delete you every time. That didn't make sense, but I'm tired. I fucking hate Eric Price whoever he is So listen Marcel a shion on you. Yeah No, I don't think that the giz trees have been around for many years Now dude I'm so yeah, we talked about the UFC We talked about fucking all the other shit about Boston.

Boston was a fucking blast, man. I really, I love the Wilbur Theatre. I love the comedy connection in Rhode Island. I even like the Hooky Loud. A lot of fans came out to the Hooky Loud, man. You know who you are. A lot of sexy fans, too. hooky loud man. You know who you are, a lot of sexy fans too, shit. If I was fucking goddamn, but anyways,

I love coming home to bean town. I wish I could just do one show instead of spreading it out so we could all just go to one place, but it is what it is, you know? And the Bill Blummer right and his daughter and his son treat me well. They really treat me well and they I fucking I love it so you know I really appreciate all you motherfuckers they came out and saw me. I really I really do. God damn it was a fucking good time. And the show at the Wilbur was fun, man, I had a blast. I just goofed off.

And you guys want to see the owner of the Wilbur, the comedy connection, Boston. If you go to my Facebook, and if you don't know what that is, just go to my website, robbercallylive.com. And my Facebook little link is up there. Go to it, scroll down on my page. The Robert Kelly, what the fuck? This just makes me laugh.

The owner of the comedy connection Boston. That's him at the Celtics games. He's at all the Celtics games, and he wears the stupid hat behind the three announcers. He had the Frank Kelley and though hat. He just makes me laugh every time I fucking see it. He's just out of his mind. But, you know, they really do treat me good. I had a fucking blast there. So, here we are. I don't know what this fucking Joe Lovebuzz, I don't even know what the fucking man's,

but I should delete you, because if I don't understand you you know I deleted a fucking bunch of blocked and deleted a bunch of people from Facebook and And Twitter if I ever did that to somebody that didn't deserve it that was fucking around. I was misunderstood I apologize You can always kind of get back on if you're explaining yourself But if like I said, if you don't put smiley face or if you're just being a dick every time you post something, you're just trying to fucking get a fucking chuckle out of your friends or fucking just by being a cocksucker, you fuck yourself, you're getting blocked.

I really, I have enough negativity in my life I have enough fucked up shit that goes on enough people against me to have people fucking supposedly be in my fans Leaving me stupid shit if it's funny Fine, I fucking love it if it's not and you're just a dickhead, and you're not a fan, and you're out. But if I have, sometimes I fuck up, and I delete the wrong people, and I do apologize for that. I actually deleted a douchebag last week, because he was just on my page,

fucking with fans of mine. And he got in touch with the fan that he was fucking with this girl, and she asked me to put him back in because he had cancer and He was a big fan and he was dying and But all this shit and she felt bad and I think he called her a come-dump dumpster and But he was actually lying about the cancer too, so I actually put him back in an unblock him

Just because he lied about having cancer too so I should actually put him back in and unblock him just because he lied about having cancer funny who lies about having leukemia fucking jackass man I'd love to do a TV show about the sh- the fucking crappy shit side of comedy man Cause there's so much fucking shit. There's so much fucking shit. And this guy, they're in business. It really is. But anyways, fucking Nancy Grace. I can't tell you how much I love Nancy Grace. If you don't know who Nancy Grace is,

she's on the headline news. She always covers the children missing Kacey Anthony. Now she's all over the Vanda Slute case, Natalie Holloway. She was all over that when I came out. She has this fucking crazy eyebrows, this fucking pointy nose and pointy lips. She's just a fucking crazy Southern Conte It's all I can say but she's just an angry fuck you with the southern accent and you know and then If you bring up if a fan calls in and says how much talks about her babies? Are you talk about the fucking troops,

she turns into the most angelic angel soft, beautiful human being I've ever listened to. You have to listen to her. She's on at night. I forget what channel it is. It is Nancy Grace. forget what channel it is, it is Nancy Grace. YouTuber, Googler, she fucking is just the most evil, wretched. You just can't. She used to be a defense attorney and now she's got her own show. She knows all the scumbag moves of lawyers and she has all these lawyers on. She's always on the side of right and she's just a fucking fuck you. But if you bring up her kids, if you bring up her,

the troops she becomes the most gentle soul on the planet earth. And it just makes me laugh. She, I, and plus, she does reveal a lot of shit. She harps on some shit. She won't let it go. When all the other news stations let the story go, about a missing kid or a dead kid or this vandously shit, Natalie Hollow, she will not let it go. Every day, she's on it.

And I like that. Casey Anthony, every day She was on that psycho mom who killed her daughter That fucking lunatic. Oh my god. If you don't know about her Google that bitch Casey Anthony killed a little kid God put her in a trunk then fucking wrapped her head up a tape Put a fucking hard sticker on her mouth and threw in a fucking garbage bag, and a hoctor in the woods. Fuck me, this lion bitch. Well she went out drinking and dancing.

Oh God. But Nancy Grace is one of my favorite people to watch the late night when I'm just sitting in that bed. I can't fall asleep. So anyways, I'm doing all this on my iPad. The iPad is the most incredible fucking device ever. If you have a chance to get one, you don't need the 3G. I have the 3G and I got the unlimited 3G, unlimited data plan. If you... there's no reason to get it now because you're just fucking 250 gigabyte megabytes for $15 is useless. You'll go through it in two days. Not even a day you'll go through that. Two gigabytes, you'll fucking... you'll

fucking... you'll be gone. Trust me, just gone. Get the Wi-Fi, get the Wi-Fi, just Wi-Fi, and if you with Sprint, get that new EVO phone, and you can use that as a hub for iPads. Go to Sprint and for 60 bucks a month. Get the Wi-Fi hub. Fuck AT&T, listen to me, fuck them. Don't get 3G, I got it because I got the unlimited data. You ain't gonna get that and you're gonna spend 60 bucks a month anyways, okay? Just get the wifi and use the wifi. Whenever you're at the Starbucks at work,

all these fucking places have Wi-Fi. And if you need to have the 3G, go to Sprint and get the Wi-Fi hub or get the new Sprint phone if you're with Sprint. And I'm sure once the new iPhone comes out, they'll be able to tether it. And you'll be able to use the iPad with the new iPhone. But do not fuck with the plan. do not fuck with the plan. Do not fuck with that plan, please. What else, man? I got this, yeah, the iPad man is the most amazing device

I've ever had. I draw around it, I fucking check. My news is on it, on my mail, my music, all my movies and TV shows, the comic book app. I have apps to help me sleep at night, a great app that I got because I have a hard time it's called positivity. It helps you sleep at night. It tells you to control your breathing and you know concentrate on your breathing in

and out. I mean I've slept, I go right out with this fucking positivity. It's called, you can get a fear of your iPhone, and you can get a fear of iPad. It's amazing. If you have a hard time going to sleep, it just kind of settles your brain down. Another app I got that was pretty for tech junkies.

It's called tech junkies. It's called tech junkies Great app and another news feed. It's called pulse It was actually pulse was taken off the app store for iPad because it has the RSS feed of the New York Times and they complained about it, but They fucking took it off for a day and put it back on, which is great, great app. It's a really good app, pulse, fucking love it. There's another app out there that I wanted to talk about that's fucking amazing. It's a really cool app.

It's called Tap 11. And if anybody out there uses Twitter or Facebook, you know I use Xanel to put shit up there. And some of you guys can't click on my Xanel links, but fucking too bad. Sorry. This Tap 11 is through Xanel, and it actually gives you statistics and charts and stats on how many clicks you got, how many, you know, like if you put a photo or a video up there, how many people viewed it, how many people clicked on it, how many people retweeted, it's pretty cool app. If you're in the business of no one who's fucking with your tweets and what people like and what people don't like, this tap 11 is pretty badass.

It lets you know what's popular, what people like that you're tweeting, what people don't like, and when you're fucking hot. So I really like apps to stay away from. I'll tell you right now, PhotoRipper, Finger Design, Stink, PhotoGene, Amazing, PhotoPad, Fucking Amazing, Love it. There's a couple more apps. I'm gonna go over apps next next next time I do a podcast for the iPad and for the one of my favorite apps I'll talk about it next time it's called rehearsal I'll let you guys know about that next time because I got to wrap this up I usually try to keep these podcasts to 20 minutes

it's this is 35 minutes right now anyways you have seen this week Saturday night, I'm in fucking Toledo. Back on the fucking working out, I'm gonna be working out every day. And eating right, trying to get back on the path, not smoking, still, all alone in fucking Toledo, holy fucking Toledo. That's about it. I might do another one this weekend, so pass this shit on to your fucking friends. And I know that I'm still in the same position on my belly naked. My big fucking just like donkey sack

It's just most my balls are so mushy and big lately and hot I actually pissed on my my nuts The other day Like when I was taking a piss I was sitting down Taking a shit and piss it and I pissed all of my nuts. That's how drooping and sagging my nuts have been lately. I gotta get up early to do some fucking radio, I think. I don't even know what the fuck's going on. There's like 90 people that fucking run this club and I have no idea if I'm doing radio. So far, Toledo Funnybone, tonight's bone tonight show pretty good at a blast

hopefully this weekend will be better if you come and email me rk fan at robbercally live dot com and make sure you join my mailing list on my website that'd be really fucking if you're not a member in your you listen to this shit Make sure you join my mailing list on my website. That'd be really fucking. If you're not a member and you're listening to this shit, go to my website, put your email address in Picketown, so that when I'm coming back, when I'm coming through I can let you know.

I join my say now. That number is on my website too, robacallylive.com. That's about it, man man. So I'm out. I've been a little bit shy, why don't you like me, why don't you like me with our making me try? I try to be like Chris Coyne