Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Best of 2019!

Episode Date: January 6, 2020

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I'm moving to LA, Doug. He's moving to LA. He's gone. I mean, the same face. The same face. Don't get mad. It's not true. Put the headphones back.

No, we could have gone in another second. My first podcast ever was Nate and Janice's podcast. What was that called? Oh yeah. October of 2009, literally 10 years. What was that? It was called It Could Be Better. I forgot about that.

Yep. They knew about your special back then. You should have named. That was good. That was good. That was very good. I loved it. Did you like the jump cut? I. the jump cuts made it for me. Yeah, yeah, it's not easy for Bob to jump

Wow, what the first time I ever tried that He's heard so many of them I feel like we're on a road trip with our dad. You know what I'm doing? You know what I'm doing? I'm just a fox, I'm just a fox, I'm just a fox You know what I'm doing? Really dude, really, really, really? You know what I'm doing? I'm just a stickin' You don't need it. Fuck you. Bobby Kelly is going to go crowdsurf right now.

Yeah, Bobby Kelly! I'm going to go home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home!

I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm quitting the business. That was the best thing I ever did. Look how tired everybody is. Like he worked on the railroad. Was fucked up. There's no photographic evidence because everyone was using both their hands. I love my chanting Bobby. We should be chanting Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. Skanks. saved my ass over there. Oh, that was the greatest thing ever. That was fun. Alright, who's sucking a dick?

You look like a young tig-me-tig. Look on that. I want you to compare that to his headshot. You know who I get? Listen, I want that next to fucking Fini's head. Listen, go back, bang. No, that's just teeth. We have's head. Listen, go back. Bing. Make that bigger. It's just teeth.

Make that bigger. We have similar teeth. And hair and outfits. No, no, my hair is way better. Come on, let's not touch. That head shot looks like it's an advertisement for the time. That's, that's, that's fucking. That is you.

That's you. That's you. That's you. You are fucking ting. You're ting, you would take once to be With love if you if a Kelly for stucco show that next day She just came to the wall. She's loaded we loaded down for the roof Cool it man. Yeah, we loaded it up in the room, but we couldn't get it through the window

Then we would call couch doctor to take her apart. Oh, me. Oh, me. So, that's what the room is. That was good. That was good. The couch doctor helped me. Take this, take this bigger part.

We can't put it through any doorway or window in the building. She's bigger than a fucking piano. Well, the other is sitting for me. He's tapping her through any doorway or window in the building. She's bigger than a fucking piano. Well, the other is singing for me. She's getting in shape, she's gonna fuck us all up. She's gonna go back, be in. She's right up through this quats. Yeah, I think she does the flip in the tires and shit.

Yeah, no, she's a weightlifter now. She's gonna fuck shoot up. She's a female weightlifter. She's always been a weightlifter technically. Yeah. Wait. Watching it? They're talking to you. What? What? What? What? What? What?

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Look at the room just leaned. I'm already is over I think look at that mattress fold bro holy shit look at the room just lean I tried stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop content no shut up I Want to know how it ends oh my great patreon idea for you you sit down with comics and let them watch this Every week different comics get to watch this and it's only on your fucking patreon easily Recreatable I would sign up for that alone just to see oh my god No, you just said it see let's go. It's in the ether play this shit. Can you rewind to the bed? We can I just want to see it because it looks like lips It looks like a Salvador dolly. It's like you know in P. W's playhouse when the chair talks

Shut up. Okay. All right. That was good chair talks shut up. Okay. That was good. Okay. Bad bad just went. Oh. I Listen, I'm evil you are I'm evil this is content sound like the devil tell you something can people at home watch this right now They're watching with us, but if they don't watch live they have to go to patreon and guess where the fuck After they hear us talking about this goddamn video keep playing the video Listen listen listen, yeah, but he's settled down. Yes. I don't like what this is going. I fucking love it I would subscribe just to keep doing this I'll give you $5 right now May 20,000 Look at me wait wait to this This breakfast open yet.

No, okay. Oh. Is my favorite part? I know. Oh. Oh, I'm coming. Oh, my God. I wish you would heave yourself at the window. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What are you? Those are the pictures from the wall. He's putting himself there. Jesus. This is deep. It's so deep. It's like a bad ass trip. I think Andrew likes it now.

That's definitely a not I like it face. Oh, it's really interesting. I Have questions, but I'll wait till it's done A film should always leave you with questions. Yeah, you're not making another one We were silent for like a minute straight go go go go Where's heartie the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the Wow. You're the new Louis, man. Why, there's no girl in the room.

Stop, stop. No, no, almost there. It's just a minute. Come on. Stop it. Let's go. We're almost there. Oh, the ending's amazing.

I can't wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Let's go. We're almost there. Oh The ending's amazing I can't wait Back to the thermometer Can't I will leave that daddy She work up a sweat sitting

He's exhausted. He's so exhausted from reflecting He's going back to bed They're reflecting back on Dola really knock him out Don't okay don't spit it out Bobby I tweeted He told me he is a little after there's a little after I feel like there's a little after hold on oh no very nice I like that max shows a lot of promise I'm being dead serious serious. Where do you feel like Cincinnati? No, that was the road to coma. Okay, okay, and and just just I'm not being fun being 100% here. You see a picture on the wall that and you asked somebody in the hotel. It's

called it's called a does the guy on the internet to film he's a filmmaker and it's called a born room challenge. So when you're in a room and you make a short with inspired by the room you're in in a hotel room. So that's what it is. So you come up and you can, you know, do whatever B-roll, blah, blah, blah, I'll put it in a, so I just did it. Or you get the B-roll, that's why I'm first. I went out to the thing.

That's fucking cool. You didn't take those off the internet? Now I did. That's fucking cool, man. No, you went to the Gandola and to the thing. That's fucking cool. You didn't take those off the internet? No, I did. That's fucking cool, man. No, you went to the Gandola and to the... Yes. Gandola. Gandola.

What the fuck? They don't turn this around on me. Listen, no, they're so turning. I'm taking a bounty! Okay. I told them that's it. I told them that's it. I told them that's it.

I told them that's how John Wayne Casey started his day. Dude, I thought that was really creative. That was great. I told him that's how John Wayne Casey started his day Dude I thought that was really creative. That was great. I'm telling you that was some fucking That was some salad or dali shit right on the screen man I think it was really cool. Why not give that out dude This is good content. This is good content do something every single week and you're on the road Yeah, I was given away for sure I want to do something every single week and you're on the road. I would give it away for sure.

You're not sure. I'm not paying one on the material. I should have named it gondola. What I would do if I may. Under a minute, so it's Instagrammable. Yeah, and I made it. I made it. I thought she didn't have the mark.

No, no, no, no, you can do it. You can do it in the good idea. Here's the good idea. Yeah, but no, no, no. You can do the good idea. Here's the good idea. Yeah, but no, no, just one. One, it's a minute long, and then what you should do is let people comment and roast on it, and that commenting activity is gonna fucking explode, because all of us are gonna be at the comment section

trying to one up each other, and you can get all this traction everybody's gonna see it. You do one every single weekend when you're on the road Yeah, I'm good with that I'm fucking 48 I don't need that shit in my life, but you Need to fucking that's what you do you ensure you hang it with a guy that calls himself a god, right? I'm sure he doesn't sit there going dude trash me on the internet. Yeah, of course. No you don't like the course I do but um That that let me tell you something I wouldn't put out I wouldn't put it out there

It's out there for whatever. I don't give a fuck if you make fun of it. It's fine for me Oh, it's nice. Are you gonna end it into like try back or something? No, are you kidding me? No? I made it with my iPhone you I would call it good. I would call it a list at But there was they make big movies. I didn't touch the fucking heat. That was the blind. Well, that was the blind. Oh, it was the blinds. Yeah, if you look in the mirror, there's a lot of stuff.

The mirror, the blind was going up and the clock only represents three minutes of gone by. I saw that. Two minutes. You poisoned. I saw that. Two minutes ago. You poisoned the well, because you said thermostat, so I was thinking thermostat. I looked at your thermostat to me.

I thought it was thermostat too, especially once you saw thermostat. It was the blinds. If you look in the field. And only three minutes went by, but it felt like two days. It felt like you were sitting there. It was a funny part though.

It felt like you were murdered. The reason why I showed it to, now I was never gonna show it to boss. I wasn't gonna show it to anybody. It was gonna be on my Patreon, but I knew boss was coming to hunt today. So last night I said, I want you to go watch this. He's like, I watch it tomorrow.

I go, I did watch it tomorrow. I go, it's four minutes. He goes, oh. I go, just watch it. He's like, what is it? I go, it's a short I did. In my, you know, oh, I go just watch it. He's like, what is it? I go, it's a short I did in my, you know, blah, blah, blah. He's like, all right, I'll watch it right now. But I showed Gabby the same thing.

And I showed Becky the same thing. And the response from Becky, she loved it, she loved it. Gabby said, I loved it and everything. But as he starts to trash it, Gabby starts to laugh at it too. So my psycho logic, but you walked in and we're trashing it of course too. So I trashed it. Well, not, I mean a little bit, but it's fine,

but it's very funny how people take certain shit. You know what I mean? Like she's very, Becky is very sensitive. Emphatic. And Gabby has a little fucking Jersey shitting her like you do But she has a little a Becky too, you know, maybe I see you're just a hunker I know how I want my blinds. I don't make four trips to the fucking my blinds, I don't make four trips to the fucking cloud, I was worried. I know it's been a way to say, what I compliment you today, I said it was very creative or something or I said, I like the editing or something.

The very creative, let's be honest, it's not good. You know what, you don't watch the God's father go, that was a creative film. It's not supposed to be, it's a, it's a, it's a exercise in creativity. It's taking, I took an iPhone, and your imagination and making some sort of stuff. It's like one of those cooking shows where they give you pretzels and they're like, you know, make this, and you know.

I don't know if I, I don't know. So you're doing the wrong exercises in life. That's a problem. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. What type of exercise could I do that would drastically improve my well-being? I would stare out the window. Guardian! I'm gonna sit down and film it. I wish we were somebody to come and will you out and take you into the courtyard Come on body time for medication My I'm getting embarrassed cuz my ears are getting large. I can feel it.

Oh, that was a long day though. I'd go right back to Ben too if I, if I stood out to win over three minutes. I mean, if you look at it, you, I mean, there is a, there is a thing, a meaning to it. I mean, there is, thing a meaning to it. I mean, there is. You don't get it because what you don't have any I don't have any culture. No, you have no empathy. You don't care about the human race.

You care mainly about yourself. Yeah, I can see. And I'm on survival mode and then your daughters and then and then your wife. No, not my wife. Got my daughters and golf in my wife. Yeah. No. No. My daughter is saying golf, not my wife. Where's comedy? Oh, yourself, okay.

Okay. But I think that is- Wait, you care about humanity? Yes, I made that loan, that that piece is- It's about humanity or is it about a broken bridge? I can't- Boy, you're- No. It'd be interesting to see what- I Be interesting to see what you would have

You know boss is so He wants to tear into this so bad. He doesn't know. Well, because I didn't know you went to all those places. I did. That's a fucking big day. Well, here's the inspiration. Do you want to know the inspiration behind it? I'm very good move on personally. What was the inspiration?

Uh, yeah, what I do want to know. Well, I was sitting in the room and I saw, you know, so many times we go on the road and we just as comics wake up Go back to just sit in the room. We never go any we never do that. We never do anything, right? Okay I'm speaking from you know, maybe you don't know, but you probably at one point did it's um Yeah, when it's freezing when it's cold shut up. There's snow. Okay, or I'm reflecting our eyes Sometimes I'll wake up and I won't even have coffee. I'll just look at the clock Here's an I go I like that picture. Let me go find that in town Boring the smoke hand

Thank you for boring the Spokane I'm telling you again. I'm just a new thing to do Is find the fucking pictures in hotel room. It just not a picture of Walmart my room. I'm not going anywhere Bro, this is the Bobby Kelly challenge The Bobby Kelly challenge It's fine the pictures of the hotel on the road I like it around trip taking the Paris I think it seems like a nice thing to do all right, so let me think was Is that we we're in the room. I'm in the room a lot of times and you do see there's so much shit to do in these places that we go to and I looked in the

wall and I'm like, oh, I bet that is here. I bet that that tower was here and I looked out the window and it was right there. And then I'm going to the gondolas. The gondolas. Oh, gondolas. Whatever the fuck does it matter? We're I looked and I'm like, oh, they're right there. And I was like, I'm going to go get a bunch of beat. I'm gonna go to these fucking places right now. And I felt a little weird because I went to the Gondola ride and it was just me. You get on the Gondola ride?

Yeah, I did. That's how I got the footage. What do you think? I started getting it from the ground on my door. I was in it. I was in it. And then what happened? I felt a little weird because I had to buy a pair of gloves in a scarf because it was so cold in a hat

And I want to buy a try effective purple pair and the little purple I look like a food critic just taking a fuck. I was just by myself on a gondola with a camera the fat queen Trying to get memories the way Anderson's in town my fucking lover that died in the fucking 80s So I wish I'd gone a little broke So I so I got all this and I went back and I made I it instead the photos and the repay the other room inspired me To make this little little story. So, but why didn't call it loan?

Because you're, I'm alone a lot. I'm not alone. I don't feel bad. I'm just alone. I'm, you're by yourself with nobody, you know, a lot. I am all the time alone. I'm just, I have nobody. When I'm on the road, I don't, I don't bang chicks.

I don't, we know that. Well, it's, it's, I don't, I don on the road. I don't I don't bang chicks. I don't we know that Well, it's it's I don't feel bad. I love my but I a lot of times you don't get out of that fucking room A lot of times you wake up and you sit there and you get on fucking Instagram You sit in your room and go back to back get some food blah blah blah and then you go to the show and you come back And if you're not banging if you're not trying to get laid if you're not trying to party If you're not drinking a if you're not trying to get laid, if you're not trying to party, if you're not drinking a smoking, fucking pot in mushrooms,

you're going back to your room, by yourself, you wake up. After the show, I always go, but Thursday nights I go to Walmart, Thursdays. Well, you rent the car, you at, I rent the car everywhere. Yeah, but you get fucking, you go and get ham and cheese.

I buy food. So I have healthy food at the hotel. I know, you make it like at your car. Ham and cheese. Yeah, I don't get healthy. I buy food. So I have healthy food at the hotel. I know, you make it like it's your heart. Ham and cheese. Yeah. I don't get healthy. I don't do it. Yeah, well, you see we look.

Yeah. I don't get the fucking, I have a different deal than you too. In my contract, they pick me up at the airport, they drop me off, they pick me up at the hotel. You have to get a car. No, I don't have to. I could get picked up, and I go play golf, so I need a car.

Whatever. I'll go to the archery range or something. What? I'll go to the archery range. If it's too cold to play golf, I'll go fucking shoot shoot at the range. I've tried to find things to do in the day. I'll go to a meeting sometimes, you know, whatever. But now I'm going to sit and I'm going to fucking investigate where the paintings are from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all right. Garden anywhere around here. I'll tell you this, you wouldn't be able to do what I did.

No, not at all. You would be able to do it. You would not be able to take an iPhone and an iPad and edit a little shot like that in one day. I couldn't guarantee it. I couldn't do it in a month. You have a Can You Triple Bogey a par four. You're gonna do a par four.

You're gonna do a par four. You bogey a par four? I'm used to my favorite thing with when he would do the the bacon when you be like Is like baakin? No, it sounds like bacon. Yeah, you get a clap like slow and then you get a clap high. And I was like, that's when I first moved to New York, I was like, that's pretty impressive because those of you who come to Fuson where they're like, oh, no, you know, just fucking see room club.

What do you mean the bacon? He would get people to clap when he would MC, when he would open every show, he'd do some jokes and then at the end, he'd be like, all right, start clapping. And he's like, clap more. And he's like, quiet, clap. And he'd give him the build and learn how to clap as an audience.

Yeah. And he'd get him at one point where they're all clapping. He's like, do you hear that? Sounds like bacon cooking. And it sounded exactly like bacon cooking. And if they're clapping, like snapping a pop. I bet that was one of his park jokes. It was great. Probably.

Probably. That felt worked out in a park. I feel bad. This was the felt like you worked out in a park. Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday, people were texting and emailing, I feel bad that this was the thought like you worked that one out in the park. Yeah Yesterday people were texting and emailing. Um, so sorry William He was the nicest kindest man. I'm like no he wasn't he was a crumbogen piece of shit My favorite part of him favorite part of him was I've never I've learned from William to never ask someone

Hey, how you doing? You know when you're doing that? You know see it again. You go, hey, how you doing? And then you go, you asked me that already. You know, I'm sorry, William. I remember I walked up to him, you know, dude, what's happened? How's it going? And he go, why? Yeah. We don't have to have this conversation. We would always say that.

What do we have in this conversation for? Just wandering aimlessly around the allentory. But then when, yeah, it's funny. When people try to like look back and like he was like a warm bath of light. No, it wasn't dark. You're like, no, man. Sometimes you're like, I think William fucking hates me. Yeah. And I like him for that. Could never remember Phil Hanley's name. Great. One of my favorite things. He could never remember Phil Hanley's name. And it was probably on purpose. And Phil Hanley likes name and it was probably on purpose and Phil Hanley likes to believe it was not for Mike another comedian who died Mike the Stefano used to always call me Dave New for

You know I was going to and Dave I'm like Mike. I know I'm a dude. He's a no bullshitter. Yeah, I mean love desserts I've never seen people eat brownies like that. Let me get a brownie. Okay. Marble marble reds and desserts. Yeah, it's we've lost a lot. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and he I mean he was 62 which is young and then they don't know how he he passed It's kind of scary Yeah, murder. All right. What do you guys want to do? Everybody this year! Every time that somebody dies, you're like Liz, come on.

It's weird to see... Just to lose you, the queen of death. I mean, I don't leave that. Just to shit talk other comics. It's always interesting when comedians die and then they really pony up to the other one. People that aren't friends with the comic give these social media posts really. Oh, I know You didn't fucking know him. You barely know him. I'm like

I remember walking into the olive tree on a muggy day. I was so upset and we'll tag olive tree All of the comedy saw I said call me so And William pulled me into a booth and he said I see what you're doing Keep going down that path. And it was me because Colin Quinn has to call, I am Colin Quinn. I am Colin Quinn said, I believe in you too.

When Draldo died, I saw two posts of people that I'll never forget posted like that. And it's genuinely affected the way I treat them in real life. That I'm like, you're fucking gross asshole. Great, because great Draldo, I was just a fan of him. I met him twice and he died and I'm not sucks one of my favorite comics died And then I saw someone that was on the same level of know of knowing great your all to be like great your all

Don't I walked around West Village in the Fuck you that be funny if they were really close friends Like feckio, oh you piece They were really close friends. I know who it is. Like feckio. Oh, you piece of shit. My father's husband. My father's husband.

Guess what? I'm calling you out. No, it's not. They can be really living L.A. right now. Oh, perfect. Perfect. It's such a pussy. You're a pussy.

You're a pussy. Whoa. It's kiss. I... Okay. Hey, what's going on, Bill? What's up, buddy? How are you? Good, good. What's going on? You know, we, uh, we got your friend. What do you mean, what friend? Your buddy, we got him on tape, uh, actually getting a, we have a sting operation with these local massage places down there in Miami. Yeah. And we got your friend craft going in there, once, twice paying for hand jobs and sex.

Why are you sure? I am not fucking kidding you. It's Robert Kraft, he pulled up in a fucking goddamn Bentley. Bentley, thank you. Yeah, it was a great one. How do you know? No, because that's the way when he goes to Florida, he likes to grade Bentley.

Really, Robert was the one there. Yeah. What do you think we should do? Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think we should do? Sure. Yeah Yeah, oh Jesus Christ. Oh, there he is My god, oh you you're hurt too, baby. Oh, yeah Man look at that. That's way worse than mine Yeah, well, I was doing a man sport. Could you zoom out and get everybody a man sport?

What the fuck is a man sport? What happened dude? A skin, a little bit, a little bit of metal sport. Did they have Bob's telling this year? Or did they do it with? It's not Bob's saying it's too big. It's too big. You know what they're doing? It's too big. It's too big. You know what they're doing? It's too big. No I just race him. I can fucking idiot. Yeah. How are you guys doing? What are you promoting? Who's promoting what? We're just talking about Robert Krabs. We're trying to do what we would do in a scene. Dude, he, I don't understand how he's not getting the highest level hooker he could possibly get.

I think he does. The $10,000 Schutcher fucking mouthhucker. I think he does that as well. And then this was just like, I've got 10 minutes to kill. He's like on Florida. Yeah, but when you have everything, you have six rings, what else is there? You go backwards. He was in Florida. Yes, Florida. Okay, but when you have everything you have six rings. What else is do you help you go backwards? He was in Florida. Yes, okay, so he's not around his normal stuff. Right. He's not around

His normal and he's gonna go in real quick get a massage and someone's gonna jerk him off Get a quick handy not the worst thing a Patriots done True. True. Why are you talking about that when Aaron Hernandez is still unburied? He's still hanging. They never cut him down. Stop. He's just fucking hurting.

He was acting. No. Yeah, you're just a true fucking saying. How are you guys doing? What's up, Verzy? I know, man. I'm so glad you're back. Yeah. Yeah. We're just talking about your backyard yesterday. Oh nice Greatness for some we're doing it. Yeah, Yankees to come back. We gotta do that again What the fuck is that? What opening days a fucking day game weekday day game? We should do it. I got Thursday one Okay, I already posted the podcast now

So I'm just looking at the fuck is that I already found out you know what dude, I found out it's me, I'm up, beat it. Which I would love if you took over this podcast. All that one is 10%. You can have it all. I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm just be home right now, fucking playing Minecraft with Max on fucking iPads. I did it. Are his life is just like, you just come and and go as he like he could just fucking be like

Yeah, because he has because he's not connected to a fucking another person. Why are you yelling at me? I'm just fucking saying the guys got a nice fucking. I'm yelling at me. That's what I'm doing. Wait, is he still real? I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still , I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still

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What do you want me to do? You're supposed to conspiracy? Oh you want me to go? We're gonna fuck him. Yes I'll do what this is because of the flip gate and the tapes go we're gonna fuck him yes i'll do what this is because of the flake and the tape there is speculation that good del i was watching watch watch our scenario he's good down i'm bill fbi guy very good friends with him who's mackey uh... mackey's just uh... he's a i'm a sarcastic bystander

he's a second he's just he's good del secretary okay uh... hey what's up glad it's how are you up Gladys how are you? I'm good. How are you Bill? How's the anatomy degree I heard you heard your ribs and 50% of doctors don't think it even happened What a great sister you know, yeah, she's sassy huh? Good. Now you still got that fucking cut around I've got so much dirt on you So listen, you know I got I got evidence on your friend buddy Which friend we talk about your friend was down in Miami and we be popped a Couple these sex trapping massage paws and robber craft. one's but twice, we got him on tape, paying.

No, you don't. I got it, check this out. You got 77 year old Robert Kraft. I got the video up, look at the video, you gotta go wow. All right, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, cut in here. Cut. Who are you, good verse? He's good, now.

Go Robert Gidell, who are you? I'm Bill, the FBI guy, who spreads me, get down. I'm the guy, you can't, hold on, you can't sassy. And then go buddy, look at this. I'm directing too. I'm Bill the FBI guy who's friends with you guys. I'm glad. You can't hold on you can't say that. Then go buddy look at this. I'm directing too. I'm like fucking I'm directing action He's my AD Hey, look at this right here. Oh boy look at that. That's him. Is that him? Yeah, that is at his rose Royce Yeah, that's him and look what he's doing look what he look what she's doing how

do you know that's his roles roise what did he is one of the kind roles roise that's his roles roise when he's in florida we've heard uh... we've got to pent bumper stinger i'm the fuck up that's the six rings yeah to seven women

uh... you we got him what do you i, I mean, I mean, it's crazy. They're gonna, they're gonna bring up, they're trying to shut down all the sex trafficking stuff. So we got this thing operation. We bagged them twice. What? Hey, oh my god. I know.

At least they need to get in. No, because I'm like, I'm like thinking like, as it's like, I'm like, do you think a dial is every piece of shit? No, Roger Cadill has more cap this guy murdered. Let's ask his show, the information to anyone. Yeah Thank you. All right you be cadill you No, you're good. Oh, let's listen now

Gladys they bet They back him twice at least they let him let at least they let him come twice Gladys she has Hey, hey cadill how you doing buddy Roger? What's your name? I'm Bill. All right nice to meet you bill. I know we know each other. Oh, okay This is why none of you are on TV Your Roger get down I'm I call you get down. I don't prepare for auditions. That's why I'm not on TV I call you again. I don't prepare for auditions.

That's why I'm not on TV. I hear you. Yeah, Daly, what's up? Hey, what's up, Bill Bo? Yeah. Bill Bo, back in. Damn, but a long time. No, don't call.

You know, I don't like that. I know, Billy. I don't like, don't call me Billy either. Billy Bo, Bo. All right, whatever. Listen, I want to let you know, you were doing a sting operation. Fuck you.

What's going on? Call me for ghosts. Okay. I don't like the for ghosts. All right, it's all right, baby. That was one time that that happened, okay? Now, I got it. We were doing a sting operation,

down in Miami on these. Dude, I love hearing about your sting operations. Wait, do you hear about this one? Yeah, okay. Who's that right there? Who's that? Who is that? That's a good buddy, Mark.

Yeah, who? Robert Kraft. Bang! Twice. We nailed him twice. What? Yeah. Getting hand jobs.

Paying for sex. Oh my god. And an Asian massage boy. We're going to cut, and we're going to cut back his. Smell it. Yeah. Yes, not now. Smell it.

Yeah. Sorry, I had to do that bill, but I counted that information. Get out. That's just my phone. I don't have it. That's not the only copy of moron. It's at the FBI off in Langley. Oh, I didn't think well, first of all, Gladys, any time you wanna jump in here, I think it's gonna happen because I am in trouble. I watch that video both times. What do you think he's doing on this? Let me see the phone.

This is what you should do. I'm gonna be Gidell. You, you be Billy. You should have been Gidell the whole time because everybody's has it wrong in your mind Yeah, well loyal I did that we would the fucking podcast That's a rights what's he gonna do you say Marlon Brando over there This is how you're

You're gonna get fired glad You're gonna be back at the fucking village. I would love to see you fire me You're your partner Roger no, you're Michael You you be gladdest you be glad us. I'm glad he's glad There's no reserve place what's working anyone hasn't been the problem in this ordeal It's glad Switched glad is The biggest insult on my wife. Yeah, I did that sound like a gladdest you're a spec women if you have it

Glad to see I am glad is a beautiful husband. Hey, I'm glad Okay, here we go you ready your gladdest in his heart, you should have replaced Glattis. Oh. Okay. Here we go. You ready? You're glad is your, your, your Mike, his partner, friends. I don't know you, but I know him. We've known him for a long time.

I've met you before though. I got you in a couple games. Okay. Okay. Gladty, let him in. Oh, who's this? Because I've never seen this guy before. Oh, that's his partner. That's his partner.

That's your partner, Mike. Yeah, that's what's going on. All right, hands off the merchandise, Mike. I'm glad some sassy, I saved stuff like that all the time. So we do. All right, let's cut. Let's cut him, Mike. I like that, add that, but go, you know,

that's so fun. All right, here we go. All right, can we have an action, please? Yeah. Action. Glad us for her. No, I'm fucking going first. She's in my office. I let you in.

You let us in a way. I'm in the waiting room with Glatt. You're in the waiting room, but you're in a waiting room. I hear you. Okay. You're in the waiting room. We're going to start with you guys convincing with each other. Okay. I'm going to go to Gladys at one point and go Gladys, let him in. Then she's going to talk to you for a second. Then you're going to come in. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. No action.

I know. So we're talking. Oh, no, you're gonna come in okay okay no action I know so we're talking I don't know you're gonna yell action then you do the talking okay who's you gotta be honest all you guys all right and speed sound action all right my I don't think he's gonna believe this listen here's the deal yeah he's probably not going to we're gonna show this evidence uh huh when I give you the signal okay should be bad cop I've done this guy a long time okay wait for for the signal okay jump in as hard as you fucking can scare this motherfucker All right, okay, you never told him the signal though God Friends he's scared me

Fucking Robert Graff a second ago. He was gonna be glad is now he's bad cop What the fucking you never gave the sign he's gonna go in there go got the sign I'll know let's do it one more time right speed sound both action I don't think he's gonna know I don't think he's gonna believe this he might not listen You can scare him into it. I know this guy a large time. Okay. I've seen him cry over spilled burgers Okay, okay, when I give you the signal, you go hard, bad cop. Okay. Gladys, sentiment please. Hi, sugar, what happened to your arm?

Hi, I went skiing, you know, rich people shit. Oh, that's a man sport, not like tubing. No, it certainly is, not like tubing. Uh-huh. Let's see if I can do it. Yeah, that's your child, I can see it. Yeah, my hands are dope. I can't love it, yeah.

When a child puts you in a break, it's really good. I said gladys, glad is send them in glad us time for them to come in glad us Gladys send them in glad us They're in now. Hey Everybody hi buddy. How are you? There's my friend Mike? Hey Michael nice to see you again. We met in That one time when you guys are playing the bangles you let me my family. Thank you for that. We appreciate it Yeah, oh yeah, great. We had a good time. Good game. Yeah, I was good. Awesome. Thanks to coming wait the bangles are the bangles Glad is good get the fuck out of the office Back to the guy put listen Michael Michael, right? I apologize. She's a little sassy

Yeah, she's we you know, she was my father secretary. We keep her around. You know, they made yeah, we're waiting for her to die. But it looks like it's not happening. Man, how are the ratings this year? Boy, super law. I know wasn't your fault. All right. Hang on one second now. It was a boring show. Well, those cock second patriots, those motherfuckers. Again, we've done all we can. We caught them cheating. We caught them with the ball. I mean, there's nothing we can do Wait a minute Roger. Did you judge Roger? All right? Oh, yeah Wow really questioning that skiing huh? Is was it worth it was skiing worth it?

Did it hurt you tried tubing you're not gonna hurt yourself doing that Glad as I said get the fuck out of my office Shut the door. I'm sorry sir. I got some news you might like. What? Well, you're nemesis here. Yeah, when all these two balls, no, not Mike. Mike's my buddy. Okay.

The Patriots. Yeah, those cock-sump cats. Oh god, Brady. Well, I got some dirt on one of them. Something happened in Florida. What? What do you mean something happened? Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop.

Gladys, I said get the fuck out of here. What are you, what are you doing? What are you, what are you doing? What are you, what are you doing? Just getting good now. I want to hear what happened. You just send me away when there's dirt. Back, I will sit on the couch and don't talk. Okay, we'll talk. Listen.

Yeah. Your buddy, Mr. Kraft. Okay, I'm listening. His cheese went bad. What are you talking about? No, she didn't make a metaphor with the crap. Her cheese. I was in, I was in. I was in. I loved it. Okay. Cheese went bad.

What was the fucking awesome? That was fucking awesome. What the fuck would you know? The insecure actors. The director and actors. You see the body? Did I say cut? No. Then you don't fucking cut.

Dude, that was fucking epic. Guys, can we please? Cheese went bad. Can we fucking? dude. That was fucking epic guys. Can we please went bad? All right, what's going action what's going on? Well something happening flour. Are you talking over? I thought you were starting over Yeah, okay, okay, I was talking okay cut and speed mark up action Yeah, well something went down you buddy and Florida. What what happened in Florida? What's going on? Your buddy Robert. Yeah, let's just say the cheese went bad His his cheese of the cheese. Let's do the his cheese. We're better. I mean now you're overthinking it

But I think it's the cheese no his The whole brand is craft. He's right, but his cheese which is craft went bad Why are you nitpicking this part of the fucking director? Oh wait wait, does he also own craft macaroni and stuff? That's cheese all craft is his oh, okay, you're right. Don't do it that way. It's not his Thank you Question is it because this isn't the part of the scene that we're trying to get to yeah, but he's am I right or am I wrong? No, you're right. I'll take it all It's his I didn't realize it was all his cheese not that cheese that cheese could be any cheese on a fucking tape It's still a funny line and you're okay. Go ahead. It's a better line when he goes to his cheese my bad

Okay, okay trust me on this we can shoot it both ways. Okay, we already have one on the can okay Action Yeah, some shit went down in Florida with your boy. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Oh, Robert, yeah, let's just say, his cheese went bad. What happened? Connum with some hookers.

What? Yeah. What are you gonna be talking about? Okay, so you all get hookers there? I got hookers. Sure, in Boston. Yeah. Sure, where you live in New York or Connecticut,

or wherever you are. Yeah. But we're not talking about that We're talking about Florida. He's on vacation. Guess what we got surveillance footage Who's that little what is he? The massage ball? It's a massage brother. That's a woman and that's a man. That's a Thai man. He paid two times and solicited Sex sexual actions at a spot in Florida that he frequents can't spell two times without tie You said wait a minute listen to me like Mike Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Hey, hey, hey listen to what he's saying. I'm listening to what he's saying

Michael talk to me. This is the chance you wanted. I'm saying this. Yeah, he's at a massage probably you're saying that's a Thai boy. It's a Thai boy. That's a man Oh breaking news on the you know what you'd podcast absolutely he proper craft was with a man boy. That's right a lady boy lady Boy, they prefer to a lady boy. Yeah, try to keep it out of you know You don't blogging the point is he committed a crime Roger and we have it a kind of why is it a crime of law Where in which you're not allowed to hire hookers to jerk you off. Two counts. Two counts, yeah.

But what are the counts? I never said, well, you're so hung up with a male thing when it should be a little got in the body. I totally agree with you. Yeah, I don't even know if it's a sex set in a home of both of them. We're telling you we had a two underage hookers and you're just worried about the man one. I'm fine with the man thing.

And then why do you keep mentioning it? It's just two hookers. Because it seems outrageous that Rob McGrath will go with the lady boy. I just I didn't know That we just think it turns the law not the law in 2019 Roger Jesus Christ Oh guys guys why no one's watching football anymore these attitudes guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm nail this motherfucker. Yeah, can we do it? What are you gonna get them on we're getting the same shit They got that guy who punched that chicken the elevator what six games. That's a misdemeanor, but we don't know it. That's not then How about this? Yeah? But those things are sex trafficking. That's a slave. Those are modern-day slaves

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Yeah, that's what people do they type still ass all Well, I think we should get them all right. Let's do but you're the commissioner. So what I want us to do I can't be involved So if I'm involved it's gonna take it all down. I what I want you to do say no, no, no, no You're gonna be involved what you're gonna be so aggressive with me. We just met what no No, because you're trying to what you're trying to do is you're trying to let don't laugh as a serious matter I don't fuck this going on you scare me Mike. No because you know you're not listening to Bill I'm listening to the bell Bill just scratching his ear. Oh, you heard himself, you know I want to pull the ear the guy went skiing the fuck is really head. It is getting weird now

I just getting weird now, Bill. What? What? What? What are you doing, what? What is this? Like he's giving you a code or something. It really is hard to go out while you're... What?

What? What did you say? I just... What? What? What? What? What's going on?

You're not whistling your way out of this, Roger. You're not going to make it like you're not part of it. Okay, if we're going to take them down, we're going to do it, and you're going to be part... You're the NFL, you're not whistling your way out of this Roger you're not gonna make it like you're not part of it Okay, if we're gonna take them down We're gonna do it and you're gonna be part you're the NFL you the face of the NFL, okay? I want nothing to do with this fellow Billy I can't hear you Roger I'm gonna look out for you brother, but I know I've wanted the forces on my side. Yeah You've been fucking around a lot in the league and people know about it and now you're gonna try to take this guy down and keep your hands clean during it.

We're not gonna let that happen, okay? If you take them down, this is gonna be behind you, Roger. Oh, easy, Mike. I don't know if I can control him, buddy. I got kind of crazy outrageous albursed. They're actually not that crazy. I know. I mean, he's got a man.

He's actually saggy very politely and a little forceful, but I'm used to that. He's like my dad. He's kind of in deer because they want the Super Ball, isn't it? What? It's because they want the Super. You can't handle it. We can't handle what, Michael. The truth!

You can't handle the truth! They're gonna come and comply with it! Billy! Billy! Gladys! Gladys! Get some papers! Oh, I have a call, too.

That's bad. Oh, I might throw up. It's on your cheek. It's Fleming. It's so Fleming. I'm so sorry. I still don't have a list. It's so Fleming.

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Those are the stairs that I shit my pants on that I shit myself at your house. You shit give pants at my house. On the stairs? I've told you this story. Why? You're worse than my grandma. You're worse than my grandma who's 92 years old. She's still alive.

God bless. Oh good. She doesn't know any, like I'll tell her things 20 times. I have told you on this podcast. Why am I stairs? You never said stairs. Because I was downstairs. You keep adding details once a year.

I was on antibiotics and I was drinking beers downstairs. You got a fucking flu in my house. No, I had strep throat. And I was drinking downstairs. I had wings and a couple of budwizers. You were eating in my bed? No, I was downstairs at the cellar. Oh, is that when you fucked the chick in the bed?

I didn't fucking the bed, I fucked in the shower. My fucking awesome shower. That was awesome. Oh, all right. By the way, I jerked off to that recently, so thanks. You're welcome. Yeah, that was a good memory. Great shower.

It's great my feet up, but that was awesome. Have you considered that the lady might not want you jerking off to her? She's a woman. She was 43. Thank you. She was not 43. Ladies, ladies, ladies girl.

Well, in 30s. Girl, she was deep in her late 30s. She was young 20. Girl is bad. Ladies fine. You could say lady. She was a lady of the shower Yeah, she was old. She was old. She was old for you my wife is talking about one you wife is 41. Yeah, holy shit great

Thank you, Dan proper reaction. I have an honest reaction. Do you appreciate honesty? Say it again. Say it again. How old you wife? She's 41. Wow, that's awesome. But no, that's not the right track. I'm trying to get try to get here We go do it again. She's 41 years young. Oh Matua no Try to get what you just watch yeah good. Holds holds her my wife is 41 years old. She looks fantastic. Thank you, I appreciate that. Let's try it again then. Here we go.

Ready? Ranting off, acting off. Go. She's 41 years old. Did she know my mother? Yeah. I like that. I like, you know what?

That's the right way to go. But I took antibiotics and I had Budwizers and wings at the olive trees. And then I took a cab and I had to poop. And you know, the door code to get in your building? Yeah, yeah. I got that and I was like I'm home free yeah and I walked in and Diva and Calvary were yipping downstairs. You know that gate yeah the second I stepped on that spiral staircase my butthole had a little light and poop just started dumping out into my underwear. And I ran downstairs and kicked the gate off over your bed. You know where the other side

of your bed was where that fucking dresser was? You've never told me this. I fucking cleaned kicked it over your bed. You've never told me this. And then I just ran into the bathroom and pulled it down and there was a racket ball amount of shit. And then Diva and Calvary were just like, I'm just starting, I was like, shut up, shut up like I'm just like I was like I was just shitting intensely

And then I had poopy butt so I had to get your shower and wipe my butt off Oh you want shit in my shower? I got I made sure it was now the drain You didn't tell me that You keep adding it in the top of the story You're trying to make me crazy And then I threw away my poopy underwear with your dog's poop because I walked him That was good

underwear with your dog's poop because I walked him. That was good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

From my dirty brothers, that's how I developed. Sure. It's like, I'm not there scum. I'm not there. Right. Right. Right. Right.

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Yes, it was we had a triple bunk bed a double bunk bed a single bed and then I think I went to that That's how we slept and so it was just a weird and I would hear it all night. Oh my gosh noise. Oh my gosh, listen to me. Oh she can't fall asleep without it today. I have a track on my iPod. I put it in. I saw people listen to the light. Theod. I put it in. I always do. So people listen to the like the ocean.

I'm like, I need seven brothers. Every five years your brothers get together and jerk off in a room. That's a beautiful triple bunk bed, but ours isn't like that. It was all wood. It was all stickier. Yes.

Caroted. Hell together. Oh, man. Oh, it was awful. It's so fruity. Max, he's going to get there. You're going to be jerking off all the time, bro. That's what I'm saying. Yeah together. Oh man. Oh, it's so fricking sick. The backseat he's gonna get there. You're gonna be jerking off all the time. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, your son is just gonna be running in the streets with it.

Let me tell you something. He was on the couch yesterday, on his iPad. Just literally playing with his fucking, we call it, his goopies. I'm watching him. I'm like, he's gonna stop. Who messed up? I didn't.

What do you mean he is nuts? Meaning is, it's everything. All right. And I go, I just said, I don't know, I didn't, I didn't want to say cock in front of that. Stop playing with your dick. But take us on the journey from cock, or the way that's far away. Oh, I said a plural.

Because there's three things coming. Yeah, there's more than one. That's far away I I On the fucking I know I just said goopies one day. I was like those you go peace Who's it dad what are these I go to goopies? You should tell him you made that up so he's never in a situation when he gets older. He's like, you know He knows I didn't marry a moron she tells me it to penis. I mean, my wife is backing him. She's on the side going, I listen to you.

Thank God. Does a normal brain somewhere in there. But I think he's got a nice piece to what I'm happy about. Like, he'll get my, I got an all right piece, but I think he's got a better than average piece. OK. He was doing, he was just like fucking fidget, like a fidget spinner. So it starts just stress balls.

And I went, hey, hey, that's a 10 minutes, I'm like, hey, hey, your goobies are gonna fall off. He went, what? And they're gonna come off because now they don't. He's been back to play with him. Kid fucking knows. Porque no es nada y no. Es un patipárum, ¿no? ¿Qué te va a generar? ¿Qué quieres? Quiero que cierre los ojos un segundo. ¿Puedo abrirlos ya?

Sí. ¿Dónde estamos? Estamos en mi pueblo. ¿Este es tu pueblo? Sí. Pero si es un pueblo cito precioso y tú decías que era muy feo. Bueno, ahora es bonito. ¿Y cuando dejo de ser un pueblo feo?

Cuando pensé que podía ser bonito. Sí, hombre. ¿Qué tú piensas que tu pueblo puede ser bonito? ¿Y ocurre? Este viernes, uno de diciembre, Euro millones sorté un superbote especial de 200 millones de euros. Euro millones. No hay nada más grande.

Lo terías de recuerda que juegas con responsabilidad y solo si eres mayor de da. So where it's my turn, you say, all said the nice things. And now you're going to say, mean the nice things and now you're gonna see me No, no we're saying nice things about you because you weren't here and I'm sick of the negativity You were saying me things. Did what we say me things? No, it was very very genuine. Well, you being Funny, yes, you trash me at all. No, it was very funny. No, no, no

I did make somebody stop at one point. It was getting uncomfortable. Because it was so nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say, can we just, well, I mean, can I say why we did this? And then you, you know, you do it to him. He won't let anyone else stop.

Before he gets started. So your impression of him is awesome. That's exactly what I hear. Here's the problem. We should get bumpesticks. So what were we saying? I know. That was one what I hear. Here's the problem. We should get bumper stcs. So what would it say? I know. That was one of the things.

I just wanted to put a white... We should get bumper... Not in the listen. Now you can say no. But I go, they don't have bumpers anymore. I was going to put them on you, stupid. What I want to say is there's so much negativity around everything. There's so much negativity around me.

So I said, let's start off on a positive note. Is that? Yes. So everybody went around the room saying nice things about you. Now it's my turn. Okay, go ahead. And what we like about Bob, I'm gonna say what we don't like with saying positive thing. Can you ever, you ever hear of a positive podcast? I've never wanted to hear OP show more than right now.

We've speed it up. Does he still have one? Nobody. He knew how to direct a show. He did. I did. I mean, listen to me. I even engage with the guests.

The problem is they're not listening to you. Oh, the fans. Listen. Yeah, you are. No, what do you got? Tell me. I bet they're gonna write in. All right, tell me what you think of me.

I think Bobby. Why in the beginning, Bobby and I didn't hit it off great. Is that true? I did it. No, no, no, no, you're doing a history of us. No, no What's your emotional impact? I think what I think I had to talk with Bobby without for dinner the other night Yes, and Bobby we spoke hard to hard and he helped me a lot with what I'm going through in life. He helped me a lot with what, and I listen to him. Is this why I've been pegging him? No, no wood like a wooden dildo and just sticking oak and some guys Ask

Because it's his from when he was a kid Because you had wooden toys So, cuz they didn't have metal yet You had a whittled dildo. Go ahead. What are you saying? So, you know what you're making, Dad? Well, you'll see, son. You'll see. Is that what's on the ground? I just dropped. Oh, it is.

I think then you get pegged. Yeah, then you bend over to get the nickel Body try to peg me the other night. I was going all this hurts just to cover up. Yeah, so she doesn't think I'd take it Psych Wow, I go Wait, what are you talking about? You did stop we made a joke it was funny you move on Look at me did she try to put something you bum the other night Want it? You got it? I want it. We brought it up. Oh, we did. Body, look at me.

Who brought it up? What? You started this? You started pegging. Body, listen, nothing's gonna save this marriage. Not even sticking shit in his ass hole. It's over. You need to go.

I like how people think it's like my idea, like, you know what? Would really get me off is sticking out of this. Why do you want something in your bum? I didn't want anything in my bum i didn't want to think about my but you become british did i say it's a bit more you know what

when you enjoy it's a bum and i when did you like a little plucking your bum who's behind me

i'm sorry thank you i'm what do you like about me it's so awesome you know what you're i mean why i'm late you You want me to tell that later? Yeah, no, I know Okay, we don't know why I do know why you don't know why you did I do know why no you tell me why

You what can I finish my thing? Yep, I guess so Me me me me me shot me. We all did it. It's my turn. I put together Listen don't really live it childhood. I was just getting You know what you're fighting for? What you're fighting to say something nice about him. I know He wants to go on to another story. You don't want to be nice to him. You want to say something nice about it Listen to yourselves. Are you talking what are you saying? She's telling us to shut the fuck up I'm saying you're getting angry.

Because he does. Because he's an asshole. I'm trying to say something. Why am I an asshole? Because you're cutting me off when I'm saying something. I'm going to say it. Just say it. Where was I at?

You were at me and you didn't like each other at the beginning. No, but then I got pissed. Then you went in and I said it. Oh, yeah, nice to know. You said you straightened something. And Bobby, Bobby, and there's certain people. There's a couple But Bobby's one of the main ones that you could I could talk petrice was like this too, but not like

That's going up. He's going up into the mountains Funny because Bonnie's laughing at her wrong job. I just assumed it was good. I got that I could talk to him. Here's to making Bobby will help ground me when I need to be grounded. You know, and tell me the real deal saying you're an asshole. You can't TV. No, say look, that's fucking asshole. That's not, you know, it's not program or recovery or sobriety and also too. I mean I could look obviously we know he's funny.

Everybody goes, oh he's great, he's funny. Yeah, he's funny. But that's, that's, you know, I don't know. Listen, I don't, that's not, I'm friends with him. You know, I just wanted to reason I try to hang with funny people Yeah, you know that makes you funnier doing this surrounding I don't know if it's helped you You know I'm funny. So I'm one of the top comics in the country. Are you telling your wife that? Trying to get first in the business I mean why how many years you married?

And this is 14. And this is during your eulogy. Right. Is that what this is? Are you guys doing a eulogy? Who's on fucking diet? Because I'm fat? No.

This is fat eulogy. I never said that. We want to get in here, right? You're doing a fucking, because I a fucking cuz I love you, Bob. This is a goddamn, what is this? I said because you're not here and there's so much negative stuff in podcasts. Let's be positive. That's all.

I did say, but then I retorted that case. I did. He retorted it. I put it out of you, making canollies and torts. What's that? I put it in of you making canolies and ports We really are I try to tell people we should just have a podcast called dumb news I was thinking for the rich ones and I was saying how he says draw and then I said to you How do you spell draw and he goes DRAW like the thing? Yeah, oh you wanted what did you want?

I said spell drawer like the thing that you open up in. Yeah, D.R.A.W. Yes. How the fuck do you spell drawer? Is there another way than D.R.A.W.? Are you joking? No. No, see this is a thing.

I don't know. D.R.A.W.E.R.? Hey. Hey. D.R.W.E.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.D.R.D.D.R.D.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.D.R.D.R.D.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.R.D.D.R.D.R-E-R. Hey. Hey. D-R-W-E-R. Drawer. Siri. Siri, how do you spell, Drawer? Oh, Siri doesn't want to talk to me.

D-R-A-W-R. So Bobby, let me finish up. Obviously, we know he's funny. We're both, he's a hard owner. Stop trying. This will bother me about you. Someone calls you dumb and you don't go, yeah. You try to say I'm not brilliant. I'm brilliant. not this is what what makes you're actually probably smart then because it's the cunning

The stunning Kruger effect where people who are smart often think they're stupid or less smart than they believe think that they are and people who are dumb Always think that they're smarter than they are. I know listen dude I know a lot of things Bonnie doesn't know. I know that. You have a lot of happy. I know it's gonna go there, but I didn't know that. I was gonna take that turn. Yeah.

What? Oh, she's mad. Oh, I could tell you make that face that, I'm not mad. I just didn't feel like laughing about it for three full minutes. I laughed a bit. And then when I was done, I kind of held a smile. Waded politely to the others were finished. So I think that me and you, the other night had this conversation, but me and you were in the program, and it's pretty simple for us when things go weird. You just gotta bring it back to basics.

That's it. So to talk me and you and we talk, it's basically that. I'm going through shit in my marriage right now. Oh, that is, huh? No, my wife wouldn't touch my asshole. I'm I'm going through shit in my marriage right now. Oh No My wife wouldn't touch my asshole Ever so she doesn't hug you Remember that talk we had earlier about only throwing out the gems Yeah, it was a good memory that talk we had earlier about only throwing out the gems

Quality is your brand now So and let me wrap it up you threw up all the you threw out all the gems before you met this asshole I will say this about which he is the funniest person I've ever dated Yeah, oh, yeah compared to a guitar rack. Yeah, it in Mark comment. I knew you're going to fly away. No, not like it. I like Mark. No, no, I mean that compliment. But no, it's a weird, I don't know if this is maybe you guys can help me.

And I think having this having skin. Will she tell you're talking about it? No. Oh, if she found out, it should be mad. I don't know fucking, I don't know. Oh, okay. found out, it should be mad. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, okay. It's just coming out right now. What do you have? There's no, I don't know if you heard the beginning of my part. There's no rules on this podcast. Oh, there's no topics. We just go take the hat off. You're making everybody hot. Um, no hats. Uh, I'll

take mine off of Rich takes us off he can't oh there you go put Patrice's head on see if it works it's like it's like awful buff what am I gonna lose it? you belong in shit fill I Sorry, I was a nerd joke. You guys don't don't use the word passionate I'm just saying that I don't know what it is with the I think it has to be the kid thing and I don't know what it is, but we have and now we have this fucking dog

Two of oh yeah, one relax the whole friend got to Why would you scream it out though? Do you don't know how many dogs you have? Yelda me you have to not you see other friend You don't do the math in your head Is that in the fucking IQ test? My last one was only 125. Still way above average. On Facebook, right?

No, this was a real one. I took a real one, I pay 20 bucks. You did not get a 125 on a fucking IQ test. You're so good. I will bet you. Right now, I'll show you my, I don't trust you. I know, if I bet you, we're going to a place. He you. Right now, I'll show you my, I don't trust you. I know, if I bet you, we're going to a place.

He took it three times. He got it. No, I didn't take it three times. It cost 20 bucks. I have the second one I can do for $10 now. Well, didn't you get a higher score than that? One for $10. I don't think that was his real, it was this one.

Oh, 125 seems unlikely. 125 is still fucking above average. So what were you saying? I'm saying that it's hard because we don't, you go on the road and then you come back and she's got so much shit to do. There's just so much shit she's doing while I'm gone. On top of other shit and I'm doing all my shit,

I got a million things I'm fucking doing and then I come home, I'm up at, you know, I have two shows and then I jump on the plane, five of the morning, get home, I'm fucking exhausted. And it's like, you gotta go right into it. He just, no, there's nothing, there's no way out of it. You just go right into being, Dad, look, Dad, Dad, Daddy, Dad, Dad.

Okay, and she doesn't give a fuck either. It's like, I've been doing this all fucking day. Go be daddy, fucking cocksa. And I'm like, all right, you're right. I don't know, you're right. There's no way around it. And then when we, when we, then late at night, when we go to bed,

we're looking at truly at houses for a couple of minutes. And then it, we're fucking done. And she tells me, go get my snorkeye and keep your mouth shut. You know, and I'm using a snorkeguard that loosens my bottom row of teeth Your snorkeguard. Yeah, it does but I'm gonna lose a row of teeth More than one row, but is that the metal one you clamp in whales sharks have more than one row? I was just don't have teeth they don't dummy Do you that's the one you? Is that the one you those little crilly things? I think we have teeth. Is that the one you rose?

They're rose. You got to one you put in with the metal. You're freaking me out with the diamonds on those little hands and they're doing this. You do the one with the metal? No. That one one you have. I have one. I pay the thousand. I love that I'm opening up about my fucking marriage and this is what you talk. It somehow became about you. No, I'm, I'm gonna see you. I just talked to your story. I need to talk to you about this. No, I need to talk to you about this.

No, you're not a therapist. I'm asking you about this. You're asking you everything becomes about you. It's not about me, it's about you. He went, I, when you say I, it's about you. I want to know. I'm gonna say I, I opened up about my fucking life, my marriage.

You didn't get into it yet. I was right there and you went, what, do you use the metal mouth piece? And I go, no, I have to read that one. Yes, see, I, I, I, get a shirt that says me and I. I got one. You should. I don't know how you fucking do it, Bond.

Put it on. Put it on me why me because it says me All right, so what were you saying about your mouth guard? I'm done you snore too Okay, Richard this was fascinating to me. Yeah, this exchange here because this is what I go through on a daily basis Yeah, I'm not coming up here to be analyzed. I want to listen to a story. No, now you do Yeah, now you get a fucking mouth and listen to somebody else I had a lot of things to ask him about his story, but I couldn't ask him because you were like I didn't say anything till the end when he took a pause Listen, can I just tell you something you don't have your headphones on

So you don't always know when you're talking you you sound like, oh, maybe no one else is talking. Yes. But you're just running ramshot over people. That's true. And I don't know what ramshot is. I don't know if that's the word. I don't think it is. I said it two or three times tonight.

It's not ramshot is not the word. I think it's rough shot. Rough shot. I think rough shot may be. I'm shot. No, not come shot. You're fucking no let me. What a fucking asshole.

Okay. Can we get back on track? Can we get back on track? Can we get back on track? I'm saying you should wear your headphones because she's absolutely right. You're timing is off because you're hearing us. You're not hearing us. I'm not hearing you.

No, you're not. You're making me sick. Yeah, okay. Thank you. So everybody getting to know a little bit about my life. What I'm saying is, I tell him today, I'm on the phone with him today, and this will go into why I'm late,

but Gary Gumbann's special for HBO, they had the screening tonight. And he goes, and I said, premiere, but it's more than just a special. It's a, it's a dark and a special, okay? So I'm invited, and he goes, well, what the fuck, where friends with them? Me and Bonnie a very good friend

We how come we didn't get invited why and I there and I go time So how did you make it about you sometimes when I get up? I should just keep it in my head. Yeah, but I go he doesn't he doesn't have boundaries So that is one thing I feel like A little bit of leeway for that but it it's literally, I'm in it, Bonnie. I didn't know that. I know the feeling. I'm in it and I go, I'm going and I was invited

because I'm in it and I've known Gary for 30 fucking years when he started and I'm in it and he's somehow and why am I not getting that? No, not getting that. Why weren't we invited? We're good friends of his. But I think what you could just wait. I think what you were hearing was him saying that somehow you shouldn't have been invited.

That's not what I'm saying. And I didn't know Bobby. Bobby, I didn't know you were in it. I didn't stop with this. Is this where you got the rings? I didn't know. I was so excited. It's not magic.

I didn't know you were in it. I just thought I'm just thinking we're good friends with them. Why won't we invite I can't get into my head But my but here's the problem and then I text you later saying congratulations. Yeah, but it's a it that that thing is Garbage to me at that point. What I say you can't always fuck up and say something I really hope you do well things. I just say that. Yeah, because honestly, it sounds a lot of the time when you do this. It's a common common occurrence.

Then you do a list of things later. Like you deserve it. You're a great guy. You're a river. But it sounds very disingenuous. Because we already know the true thought. I said, the true thought is me, me, me, me, me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And then when they get mad at you, you go, oh, whoo, whoo, whoo, stop, you will win me on this. You will win me on this, so stop. No, I wasn't with you. I was a little bit empathetic about not having boundaries. No, no, you were upset. What, I first thought. I would, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, With those hands down you were We're blocking everybody forget it. I'm not what the end use the pockets

Yeah, keep your hands in those you first of all don't turn this into whether you and I had a private conversation We're not about the Gary Gullman thing the truth of the matter is is that his Listen to my no he was I complain is that though. I didn't I know you were in it But you didn't you didn't let me tell you you a meat wait wait stop talking put your finger down. Okay I you I was saying I was in the middle of explaining to you I was in the middle of explaining to you put those on I was in middle of explaining to you And you always jump to either I or me is Now this is why your fucking text was disingenuous congratulations on being invited to the mayor you deserve it Well, I don't I'm I don't deserve it's not my

Whatever you deserve it. I don't Whatever, you deserve it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it.

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Lean let's just say 2632 And then a bunch of numbers so if someone cursesses what we gotta do you get a grudge other you get a Let's go big with the violent just slap a slap a slap What about a slap in the face? That's it. We could do if you swear Slap in the face Don't swear but You say what thing before that's like an apology before you slap in the face. Like you're making me do this kind of thing.

You know, I don't want to do this. What are you answer to swear? What counts as a swear? I'll say something. Oh, I'm the tester case. I'm the record a year. Oh, hell is okay. You say?

I said, the trick of the year. I'd say, I'd say PG 13 No f-moms. No no no no s is no What's that you know what it's a slimy? Oh? Silious slab of every game. Why did you that almost felt comforting? I'm a one now. Oh, no Why did you that almost felt comforting? I'm a one one now. Oh, no Shit

A little plank my hands feels like corn that was That was some weird shit Man, what if I start jerking off some Your hand is underwater. I don't know how you're slowing down time. It's so thin. What if I start jerking off? Some hell, it's like your hand is underwater. I don't know how you're slowing down time. It's unbelievable. Fuck me for watching. How could Bobby get to do all the slaps?

We all get to slap. I want to slap you, come here. You have to swear first. Oh, no, yeah, I didn't swear. You knew when I come out. Yeah, you snap like a Winged Drunk fighter. Yeah. Like, it man.

Yeah. Because if you're gonna snap, you gotta get as much touch as possible. That's what I say. A heart slap here. You didn't done. I say, get in there and feel around. Get the skin to skin. Get the finger to my mouth.

Go and you slap it away. And to finger your tonsils. Um, you want to call my dad? Yeah, let's just follow Bill answer. He's so great. He's such a maniac. He you want to talk about a guy who needs a spotlight Yeah, I want to get back to the Yakuza. Oh, absolutely. We did that church. He's a church always He loves it. Natalian full blood full Yeah, we're all Italian. Yeah, I'm full blood. Full. Full Bronx. We all get along.

Yeah. Cause we're all Italian. Yeah. We all have. Oh, yeah. All of us. We've got that hot blood. We should go fight someone on the street because they crossed out.

What else should we do to them? What else? We should over tips someone. What else? We should. Come on, get dirty. Oh, get dirty. Oh, yeah.

I think that that call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. Oh, we could have left. Did you hang up? I don't give the number out. The chance of being too bad. I don't call my dad. No, you can't. That would be if a thousand people call them a day,

you know, on my everyone. You know, on my face, it's on your dad. Trust you. I have prick. He's gonna be so mad. Oh, he's probably a loz. We should call those and have him page him. That's great. That. Yeah. That prick. He's gonna be so mad. Oh, he's probably a loaase. We should call those and haven't paid him. That's a great idea.

That's a great idea. Can we, are we able to do that? That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Yeah. And he sounds like like a cartoon from the 70s. That's a great idea, Scoob. Yeah.

Scoob, where's Veronica? Not a big fan of Scooby-Doo, but the girl with the glasses. Velma. Is there anything hotter? Oh, man. Yeah, but she was the hipster. She was the original hipster. Yeah, but she wasn't hipster.

Then she was just a nurse. She also wasn't into dudes. What do you mean? She was the, she was the, she was the, she was the, uh, she loves dogs. She likes dogs. She was the Lesbo, the group. Lesbo? She's the Lesbo. She's a Lesbo. Did she do the hot chick in the Lesbo? You don't want anything to do it. I'll never cry. I'll probably die but

She probably died what it like a crime like my dad. Oh Of gay No, she married a gay ghost Gasper yes Married a gay ghost. Oh, Gaspers? Yes, no. I was Gaspers gay. He might be. He didn't have to be all about it. Some people aren't out with their friends. I don't know if it was actually Alan.

I guess Gaspers was gay. He was a little boy, so we don't know what he could have been. We could have been anything. Yeah. Being gay is nothing now. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm not being gay. No, nobody. Sex is sex. Yeah. I know somebody guys just like, yeah, I blew a dude. I can't. That's blew a dude yeah I don't believe in gay everyone knows this about me I don't believe in gay I don't believe anything I believe that you fuck what you see you see something oh yeah you got me you I want you want you want yeah stick out your tongue Greg oh twitch is gonna hurt me. Yeah, yeah, really loose. It doesn't hurt. Yeah, I'm just gonna stick up.

Oh, that was a real one. Wait, a real one. That was a real one. That one didn't hurt physically so much. It did it mostly. That felt like there was something behind it. I have. It wasn't me.

That Bobby stopped it. I was just like, my whole middle finger is wet from his bottom lip. Yeah, I put it out there to get a little extra from it. Let's change slapping. We'll change slapping to close. To close? You have to take some of your, an article.

But I never got to slap anyone. You fuck. Yeah. I don't know if I can do it. Go. Let me line her up. Oh, that's my worst. You got him? Oh, I hit the camera lens. That actually hurt my chest. Yeah, that's how you get them. Oh, that's still I feel it. That's cool. Yeah, my less love. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool.

My last call is salt. We have to center to be more sexual as people. That's what I say Anthony. In general. In general. What are you saying? You're not like him now. What'd you say?

You have a wife. No, I don't. You have a long-term girlfriend. You have a long-term girlfriend. You've never done weird stuff with her. Oh, yeah. I would say that. Yeah.

It's the same response Dick Van Dyke would give. Wow, you're moral. Yeah, I mean, you like the banjo. I don't remember. Is there a thing you want to do that you've never done? It's actually. Yeah, I would think there are like a lot of things. But I just don't know them.

I only, I generally like know them in the moment, I feel like. Did you look up at Amazon position that I sent you? No. You know what I'm saying? Oh, is that where the girl, it seems like the girl is more, the guy's gotta put his legs up and then she kind of like, fucks, it's like all the day. Takes something off.

Yeah, there it is. Hey, cus you off, you dirty little boy. Ha ha ha, one shoe. Very blue shoe. Take a shoe off you dirty little boy. Ha ha, one shoe. Very blue shoe. Put the shoe right in the middle. We're gonna keep it. I wasn't sure if that was the best way to start by the end.

Yeah, that's fun. What were you saying? I wasn't super into that. That didn't grab me. Yeah, it's like, I like that though. Yeah, what is it? It's so like, you have to kind of look it up. It's all the, it's, you put your legs up

and your dick kind of comes out and she like sits in, sorry, what did you just say? That's my my friend. You can't say that, you gotta say it. We're on FM radio right now. This is a terrestrial show. We just gonna, we gotta take callers. And you're responsible for anything your dad says.

No. Oh, he won't curse. No, he knows, he knows, he knows, he knows clean, but yeah. He's broke up. He's broke up's another rule if it's we could he could do NBC from the 40s. We're gonna call my mother We're gonna call my mother and I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell that you like we all love Trump and then Responsible for I'll be naked in five seconds Yeah, so Amazon position like you pull your legs back and your kind of balls that goes on the other side. I saw that.

And she sits on you and fuck it's like I said, you know, it's all the gay without the dick. Right. All right. Set it again. We're clean. You can't say that on FM terrestrial. YKWD.

This is terrestrial YKWD. All right. This is all. Employee. And Greg is wearing a strap on over his dick. But he's down to his underwear. And why is it dick? Now you're going to take something off.

Yeah, it's a- Man, you're going to earn your underwear quick. Nice, Nick. Nice, Bob. Those for Ratchee's? Yeah, they are. Okay. Something should be needed.

Yeah, this is what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not super into this. I couldn't do that. Yeah, I can't either, but it's so enticing to me. During, it's so enticing. It's been during, that's not it during. That's the wrong word.

Has anyone tried that? Hang on, let me find out what, Hey Siri, what does enduring mean? As an adjective, it means continuing or long lasting. You're right, you're right, sorry about that. I just want to take note that I took my pants off because I don't want to expose their studio to my ex-sima on my feet.

Yeah, I had to go right for the pants. That's the right thing to do. I think I did, I don't want to get everyone else. I've asked everybody. What I have, it isn't a little chimueling in here. Can you,? Oh, man. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Man, that a show, just don't bother them. You never stepped into a room and fucking the lead singer of fucking death squad was taking a shit and you went, get outta here! I'm taking a shit! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get outta here! I'm taking a shit! But don't, but don't!

Get outta here! That's fucking shit! I'm taking a shit! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get outta here! I'm taking a shit! Put down, put down! Get outta here! That's fucking shit! Get outta here! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get outta here! It's wrong to find one thing that makes someone laugh and then keep going back to it. That's fucking cheating. I can't fucking handle how hilariously weird that fucking singing voice is. It's too much. It's amazing. Yeah.

Well, I annoyed Ozzy Oz born a couple times. I I annoyed as he has born a couple there you go See I know I get it out of it with that song He was doing like My head stuck in my head And I don't like the baby laugh, you know, I mean I don't feel in control when I laugh. It's an uncomfortable thing for me. So, come on.

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I said, I was going to be a big fan because I had this little shitty watch that was like $10 all rusted out. I go, here, I see here's my watch. He's like, I don't want you to watch. I go, here, Ozzy, here's my watch. She's like, I don't want you to watch. I go, no, no, I'm a big fan. I want to give it to you. So, yeah, but I don't want it. I go, no, but I'm a big fan. I go, all right, I don't care. Okay, but I don't want your watch. No, just take my watch. I don't want your watch. And they just go, keep going, keep going. I might just take it and they just could get out, get out like that. Sounds like the lead singer to anthrax. Not Ozzy. Are you sure?

Oh, you're not doing the accident. You're not doing the accident. No sounds like the lead singer to anthrax, not Ozzy. Are you sure? That's good. Oh, you're not doing the accent. You're not doing the accent. No, no, but yeah, so he was, and then me and Norton met him at MTV. What was the watch? Was it a time X? It wasn't even a time X. It was like golden rusty.

I used to wear it in the show. It was terrible. It was like a $10 watch, and I was mad at Ozzy that he didn't take my watch. Like I got back on the bus from Port Authority back to Jersey and I was mad and Aussie that he didn't take my watch like I got back on the bus It's from port authority back to Jersey. I was mad at him Ready to kill me. He didn't take my watch I wouldn't he take my 10 dollar watch. It is a weird thing though that when you meet famous people and You're not equipped like you now you meet famous who you met him a lot You know, we're not a I know to shut my mouth and just say hi and it's a question

Stout of their way because I'll fucking ruin it. But when you meet famous people, I remember when I met Arrowsmith, I was in line to meet them at one of the concerts. Someone's got his backstage and I just screamed out Bill W. Cause he's sober. Yes. And that's the founder of right. Yeah. No, it's more than you should say. Sorry. I'm gonna say in your song.

That would be my bad. Get out of here. I'm taking a shank you. I'm on the fuck to get out of here. Bill, double you. We're not drinking anymore. Cause that's where it is Fucking We're not drinking anymore Put the boost out Well, I I screamed down we're in a line of savages just shit face did they look? Stephen Tal just stuck his head out

I got a response when I got up to the other I just panicked. I thought I was gonna have a conversation with man I've been sober for you know Five years how long you been chabber I'm a chabber. You know, we want to go to a meeting I have a million mama cans down on land down streets or maybe Mama can's down a land down streets. Mama can't say this. Um, they, yeah, it was, uh, when it comes to like famous people, it's only the people that were famous to you when you were a little kid.

That's the only ones that will still fuck with you. Yeah, fuck me. Yeah, like I just met the pitcher, San Francisco's new pitcher was on the cruise. And he's like, oh, this is fucking whatever his name is. The picture of San Francisco's new and he's amazing and he's the next greatest thing and he's gonna be famous.

But it doesn't affect me because he's a kid. Right. I'm trying to figure out who it is. That's my team. Johnny Astro. Is that him? No, that's the name you made up. So whatever the fuck, I was like, hey man, cool guy,

but he's a kid. Like sports guys are children now, Jimmy. I'm 48 when I was a kid, baseball players were men. You know what I mean? Like Bay Bruth, now they're children. Bay Bruth. I was wearing them. You don't know that.

You don't fucking know that. Bay Bruth, yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you where I'm going. That you fucking know that Babe Bruce Yeah Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, it's Glensdale Pennsylvania. Glensdale Pennsylvania. It is Friday, March 9, 2019. Do it. What? March 8th. March 8th. March 8th. I wear my glasses. Thank you. Can you read a copy? Friday, March 8th, 8th, 8 PM. Rich a rich boss. Robert Kelly, Jim Florentine, Ron Bennington, At the Kesswick Theater.

Yeah, tickets to 2950 or 3950 for better seats, all ages, please. Nobody under 16. Unless you're gonna sit on a lap. You're gonna come back today and you get a poster sign. You can bring your son and sit up and get a bossy day. That's the extra $10. I know.

Yeah, that's going to be a fucking, you know, I called my agent. I was like, dude, can I please just do a show with people I like? Because I'm on the road every fucking weekend. And I'm like, why? I'm looking at these tours that they have. And I'm like, why? I'm looking at these tours that they have. And I'm like, great, fine. Oh, okay. I have nothing bad to say about the tours they put together.

But the fact that I'm walking around the funniest fucking cocksackers, I know, and there's no tour at our age bracket. Because we get kids, but we also get, you know, people who are married and don't go out every fucking weekend anymore and have kids themselves. So it's like, well, he goes, well, who's your dream to? I was like, this is it. Bang, bang, boom. I go, these three people. And he called me back. He goes,

all right, I got it booked. And then they canceled it. And then we booked it again. And then they canceled that one. I liked that you told us bang, bang, boom. Yeah. You're being he's bang and fucking dumb, dumb, boom. But I think think that I think this is one of the probably best shows I've ever been on. And I was talking about before like the the the the the cruises. You know you go on the cruises those know the comics, right? Just me and Don Jamison. Don Jamison. So you and Don do comedy on the cruise before that must be tough. No, we do one one show on the theater, one comedy show, but we introduced the bands. We go around and just bands, you know,

just three different stages. How do you know, how do you introduce a band? I you know, just go and give me a fucking thing. Like I'm the crab. Who's coming out? Like give me a band. How you guys doing? Give it up for Tesla.

It was up here. Tesla's Tesla. You that's that's how it's all off. Yeah, maybe 20 minutes before. Introduce them. And I'll just say, are you guys ready you guys Big rose tattoo fans out here It's the first time torn in America in 27 years. I love this band

I don't know I just whatever I just right, you know, you don't get to fire him up. You don't try to get him You guys ready are you ready? I said up there on the fucking by the water slide over there by the sauna and down there by the pool are you ready? To rock it roll! Give it up for the band that you love! I love everybody loves my grandmother even loves these motherfuckers give it up for T You don't do that Nobody does Because it's a bunch of middle-aged people on a boat that don't have a lot of energy after the second day

So they know they don't need someone hyping it up. No, you don't need that. So I got that little... No hot chicks? It was like two, right? There's a few. Yeah, there was like four smoking chicks. There's about 15 out of 3,000.

Those are chick rubbing my back while I was playing Crap's. Really? I just felt something on the small on my back. And it kept freaking me out because my wife hadn't touched me in fucking eight months. So I was like, is that human touch? Like I didn't know what it was. I was like, am I having a stroke

or is somebody caressing me right now? And I looked back and I was just beautiful girl on a sundress woman. It was a woman in a sundress. She had definitely a miles on her, but I like that. I like a little miles. I like a little freckles on your chest because you didn't put sunblock on when you fuck at 18. You know, some of that maybe cancer, maybe not. Let's roll the dice on a freckled chest. This is a weird thing to be attracted to melanoma. I know. I know. It's a weird thing.

You know the relationship won't last that long. No. Well, you know, you can make plans. Yeah, make plans, but God laughs. I'm taking that bitch. I'm giving that bitch wings in around six months so you better get in on it. You know, just say, look, we'll get married. We don't have to sign a pre-nut by trust you. Yeah. By the way, that introduction to Tesla thing is the weirdest fucking thing I've ever been sitting in front of someone. You know what I...

You know what I picture? The whole time he's doing that, Jim Norton and the crowd watching the MC introduce the band like that and being so discussing that he can't enjoy the rest of the show. He's like that stuff. No, because whenever local DJ would come out and try to do that, he would know what I'm not. I had a metal show and a guy would be doing that. Norton would ruin his like till the fifth song.

He'd still be mad. I'm like, just get over it. Who can get up for 107, QRL and Milwaukee. My name is Ray Mike. Give it up for the wolf. Jimmy Jam's here and we're here to introduce the bands. First up, let's give it up for my favorite band. Back of the day, she loves Jerry Pie.

Well, so do we weren't Kramer they'll be on the boat Just makes you wonder you know why great Mike you're a fucking You're looking to see if there really is a cute one Great Mike's up there with I think there really is a Q1 of seven. Is it? Toronto's rock. It's a rock. That's right. Grey mics up there with the holes. I think taking an ambulance anywhere

is like, I mean, you probably have really good insurance but it's like eight grand to go to the house. Yes, that was the house. And then taking a cab back is like 750. It's really true. Yeah, but I- I'm not just a surge. I didn't know.

When you take, here's the thing with the ambulance though, if you take a cab to the emergency room, you're gonna wait all fucking night. If you take an ambulance, you go right in and see a doctor. Oh, okay. That's why if you're hurt, if you think you're hurt or something's wrong, you call an ambulance. Take the head. Because if not, you're hurt, if you think you're hurt or something's wrong, you call an ambulance, take the head. Because if not, you're gonna be waiting. And unless you're bleeding, they can see some,

you know, and mine was internal. I thought, I didn't know if I punched you to rib or a lung or fucked up my kidney or my spleen is, you know, a little, so I was like, I'm not risking that shit, so. But everything wanted to be great. My cat's game was good. I cracked a few ribs. That's about it.

But I have the video. Do you want to see the video? Yeah. I know. Wait, wait, stop. If I had known, I wouldn't have listened to the whole fucking story. I want to see the hat.

Hang on one second. I have the hat. Well, here's a funny part. Don got the hat back. Oh, yeah. She went, at the end of this, she went over to the basket and was in the bad match. Oh, mom, there's your hat. Well, here's a funny part, Don got the hat back. She went at the end of the day. She went over to the basket and was in the back. And Matt was like, oh, mom, there's your hat. So she got it. I didn't even need to stick my leg out. There's fucking twats. Anyways, yeah, um, I go at the end of the night. I go, as I'm in the cab, I go, oh, by the way, do you,

do you have the video? And Donald goes, he wants to know if I have the video. And everybody at the table just started laughing. Cause they've been watching it for the last hour and a half. It's a special. Oh. This could be your biggest YouTube video.

Yeah. No, it's not that big. It's gonna go viral. Yeah, right. That'll be huge. All right, so here we go. Now Gabby, I have to give her credit. It's gonna go viral. Yeah. Right? Yeah, that's gonna be huge. Alright, so here we go. Now, Gabby, I have to give her credit. She helped add us together.

Now, stop. Now, go with me, Mike. Now, that's, now, look it. Now, look, now, if you look, you think there's one lane, two hills, three hills. There's four hills. Look how high up it goes. See the people way up there?

I have a weird depth thing. Is it looks like one small hill to me? No, it's way up. There's one, two, three. I have a weird depth thing. It looks like one small hill to me. No, it's way up. There's one, two, three. I think there's four hills. Oh, and these are the stopping man. Now, yeah, but see how many that guy has right there. Yeah.

Yeah, I had three. He's got seven. Maybe that should have been you were in the wrong way. I switched lanes at the last second. For the hat. For the hat, the dumb hat, which was on the second slope down. Like Lewis Bird. Now, in mind you, I am doing probably 3,000 miles an hour.

Okay. I'm not kidding. I'm flying and I have no control and I switched lanes. I was in another lane and I got in another lane. I ready, go. So this isn't the original lane you were in? Is that what you're saying? No.

There we are. There we are. I'm trying to slow down. Now stop. I'm trying to see these mats. See how many? Look how many mats I got. I got three. Wow. This guy's got 90. Oh, this max. That sucks. That's the worst setup. Everybody was like, whoo. Oh, that. Do we replay it a couple of times? Yeah, here we go. Wow. Stop. Stop. Right. Right. Oh, on the corner. Right. You hit the concrete. Yeah. That's the corner is what got me. Oh, they got to put something softer down there.

You think Mike's fucked up. You think? Yeah. Well, you're supposed to hit that red thing, but I, they haven't, look at all these mats that have mushed over. All these mats are supposed to be on the thing slowing us down.

Wow. But during the day these lazy fucks. Yeah, I blame them also. Watch, gotta play. Watch me roll. Look at my blame them also. Watch, can't play. Watch me roll. Look at my feet go into the mat, hit play. This balloon is different than I pictured. Yeah, me too.

I thought an actual balloon was there. I did too. Like Pennywise. Oh, oh. Oh, hi. All right, here we go. Here we go, ready, ready? Slip, stop.

It just, it throws me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That might feed you. It's like swallowing you whole. Oh, man. Coke, sponsored by Coke.

I think you could sue Coca-Cola. Yeah. There we go. Oh my god. That's a great hit. Put this on you, dude. Go back to the great show. Go back to the little piece. Here we go little bit, show that a little piece again.

Here we go, ready, ready, this is what hurt. That's why I drink Pepsi. I'm here right, fuck it there. Boom. Boom. Oh, Max does laugh, it's so tragic. Because it's such a high-pitched, sweet laugh. Is that Max?

That's Max, yeah. He's going, yeah, he he he. It's the happiest moment of his life and then you- I'm his bag of Christmas. I mean, you could hear the pure joy and then you just get annihilated. Yeah, that's Max, go ahead. Ha-ha-ha! Wow.

Yeah, well, you throw him. I'm gonna take this brow off. He's killing me. You broke his eye. I know how to take a brow off now. That. No, nobody ever fucking talks about smoking the man. Still nobody talks about it.

I don't understand it. I don't. It's one of the funniest fucking movies ever made. It gets, I think it gets dismissed because of the sequels. And people just assume it's like a police academy or so. But please get me one as funny and so is two. But do you know what I mean? I think it gets written off as like this goofy franchise and it's like the second to suck,

but the first one is fucking real. It's because of burnt rentals, I think. But that was burnt rentals in his prime, Sally Fields in a prime, and the motherfucker of all comics. Make it, make it big. He's turned it up full screen. How good is that look, Bob? I'm back in the day.

Yeah. I bought box 50. Get the keepin' higher, put out the shop, band up, band up. I'm back. I bought a Diablo sandwich, a duck, a fat, but I make it fast. I'm gonna go damn hurry. I'm a Diablo. Oh. Bitch. Di that off me.

That's a weird off-mortem line. Look at the sandwich. Can you move boy? I'm gonna chase my cock down, media. Oh, wait, the ducks are pan-attaction. You see that? Thank you, brother. That brother is a baby, kid, a and try to what this dude is doing. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Dropping to people's backyard, and down male butter, broadened the car, put her kick on him, got to man. Oh, take this down. That's kidnap. That's kidnap. How's that behind you? That's kidnap that's good not behind

He's throwing that fucking clump of meat between his hands. He goes, he gets a broad in the back seat. Oh, he called her a broad. That's the man, huh? That's the man, huh? Out with him. He has a permission. That's kidnap and house that for Hodges.

Oh, the best. He's going to chase a meat boy. But chasing meat boy. Bang, bang, bang, robins. Bang, robin, baby, shit, cabendo, what did you do? Jason Meadboy. But Jason Meadboy. Bagrobits. Bagrobits. Bagrobits, baby shit. Compared to what did you do in? Ha ha ha. He's the fucking best.

Did you get the 40 year anniversary blue ray? No, I don't have a blue ray. What am I a fucking nerd? You should get it, dude, because I'll tell you why. Okay. Because it's got the blue ray remaster smoking in bed at which? Show me a flea marker where I can buy a Blu-ray player

by the way. What are you talking about? Best buy, he's got him. Really? Yeah. All right. Yeah, I'm a little hot. Dia, because I was laughing.

Dia, but you get hot when you laugh. Because I had the headphones on suddenly I was laughing. Okay, good. Dia, it's got a bone, the bonus feature in the 40 anniversary is a documentary that actually screened theaters called The Bandit. And it's a 90 minute making of smoking the band. Really?

With interviews with everybody. And they have archive footage of Gleason interviewing when they did the movie. Yeah. And he says, he goes, I ad-libbed. He goes, I ad-libbed everything I fucking said in that movie. It was no way. He thought I was funny and he wanted me to just to riff it.

And he goes, so before every scene, I would just go, I'm gonna say this and this and this and this and how they go, like, great, do it. And he goes, and then I would just go do it. And then he goes, and then me and Bert complained that they didn't have a scene with the both of us in it in the movie. It goes, there was no scene with the two of us.

He's like, so I went under, I worked on it and he's like, and we came up with this scene and we met in the diner. And that's the most famous scene in the movie. It is. And you know, he really spit and births face on his clothes up. Really? Well, you do it.

You don't, there's no way Bert was like this. You know, he really spit in his face. Unless, I mean, look, if he did that, if he added that, like holy shit, that's fucking that's business genius. Yeah, that's what's that is business right there. God damn it. He is so good.

I mean, it makes me sad. I mean, who, who do we got? Who is that? We don't have that. If I remade that movie, who he made that, I tell you, if I remade that movie, GMOD is, is Gleason. I'm casting GMOD is Gleason, because you're at least going to get the frustration. If you fat and GMOD up a little more and get him sweaty and angry, he's going to bring you that, he's going to, there's nobody else. He'd be great dude having the fucking meltdowns in that flick

Screaming in every gium. I'd be fucking great in that part. Yeah Bandit you fucking Brad boy Brad Pitt. Let's do this shit dude get pit in that fucking trans am With fucking me lacunus Oh man Oh man Oh man Oh man, who's the son? That's fucking the son Who's the son?

Who's the son? Who's the son? Who's the son? The guy, I know the guy, who's that guy that was in the military? Rob Riggle. Yes. Rob Riggle be a great son. Right.

Josh Gad would be a good son. He'd be funny. Yeah. Riggle is pretty perfect. The guy played Shazam? No. You got to have no Riggle. Because Riggle, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,

that's it. Riggle is it. You know what I mean? You need a guy that can look a little dumb. Yeah. He looks dumb, he's physically. My hat fell off daddy. I hope's it, Riggle's it. Yeah, you know what I mean? You need a guy that can look a little dumb. Yeah, he looks dumb, he's physically dumb. My hat fell off daddy, I hope he got dim head, was in it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Well I get home, I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth.

There's no way you came from my lawns. Yeah. No, he goes, he goes, he goes, Junior, I'm telling you. Ain't no way you sprung from my lawns. Ha, ha, ha. Well I get home You couldn't even say that now now now my favorite the fuck we in the doom and thing and we're never gonna funny

Sorry, your walls are built with grace and your millions are coming. No the walls of lack of delay now crumble away I now fulfill my destiny the walls of bill agree delay. Now crumble away, I now fulfill my destiny. The walls of Bill would cry. Right, I know, I'm kidding. My favorite scene outside of the diner is biginess and littleiness at the beginning. When they're walking with them, and he goes, now getting the text, getting the text I can and back again in 48 hours, ain't no problem at all.

Ain't never been done before, hot shit. How the hell are you going to make fun of my mother? Next, your mom is so fat. I just give him the money. ain't never been done before hot shit. How the hell are you gonna make fun of my mother next? Your mom is so fat. I just give him the money. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, when Paul was like, I'd like to punch him just once. How funny was he?

Little Inus is the best. Is that scene on there? With big, big, if you put in smoking the band, it big Inus Little Inus. Yeah, meet the band. Meet the band, yeah., fucking great looks like a legend out of work bum look a lot of like daddy And then he goes eager testicle son of a little bitch There it is right there right there. Oh fuck make it big Reynolds right there right there there's a fuck make it big Reynolds Reynolds the greatest the greatest opening line of any movie he opens it with

the laugh yeah how great is that it's great see son all legends never die they just lose weight Like a legend and an out of work bum with a lot of light dead In my son are here I love you, suits. It must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf bitch getting a size 68 extra fat and a 12 door. I came to make a deal. Once he get up he wins this truck rodeo thing. Yes. $5,000.

Chicken shit money. What the hell you want anyway? You to get out of this dumbass rodeo and accept a real challenge. Now get the Texarkanna and back, and 28 hours. That's no problem. It ain't never been done before, hot shit. What problem is, poor's beer. You take that east of Texas, and that's, uh, that's good, like, you're not believed you're just a little bit scared.

That's great, Saikawa. You want me to just say something bad about my mother. Your mama is so ugly. I'm not sure. We're $80,000. It comes to about $3,000, make it $28. How about that for a challenge? Dad, I don't believe that that's this. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad? Because he's thirsty. You don't need it, dummy. I'm not only a Southern classic, get that. When he wins, I want to celebrate and style.

Almost style. Well, I got a few friends with me, uh, 400 cases. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Well, let me see your cash. Big Enus' word is gold. All right, show them the cash. Go ahead, little shit. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Well, I see there's 400 cases of beer I'll need to catch for that. No problem. Go ahead, boy.

New car, I've got to have a new car to block for the truck, you know. Okay, go ahead, boy. I'd like to kick his ass just a little. Speedy car. Speedyer than that. Oh, hit. So good. That's the best. Now, to this day, yeah, I've seen that movie regularly for easily 10, 12 years, 15

years. Yes. To this day, I still don't know what the band it does. I don't know who he is or what he does. He was a truck driver. That's it. He would race. Well, he was a truck driver.

Okay. And he could make it, you know, kind of backer. He was a blocker. Huh? He was a blocker. No, he was a truck driver. Yeah, because he's racing trucks in that road. He was a truck driver.

Yeah, he's a truck driver. And snowman was a truck driver. Yeah, because he's racing trucks in that road. Oh, bandit was a truck driver. Yeah, he's a truck driver. And snowman was a truck driver, okay? But when they did what they had to do, he needed him to drive and he's going to be the blocker because when they were doing illegal runs, they would, you know, like bootlegging shit back in the day. They would have a blocker and blah, blah, blah. But he's a truck driver. So he's a truck driver.

He was a world famous truck driver With with like a like a sword did he would he could race out the trucks and so they did this handle was the band It a handle the band it he like they race cars back in fucking the south NASCAR they race trucks to Here's my other cool. Yeah, they're never knew. So he's the fastest truck driver. Somebody just had a picture on Google side by side of big Ennis and Ted Danson. Ted Danson plays big Ennis if we make this movie again. Where? Somebody just had a big Ennis. Nerd is right there side by side right there. Ted Danson right there. Yeah. Ted Danson is big Ennis. It's a little yes. Little En's too it's too bad Randy quay lost his fucking mind

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They talk about that. In fact, okay, so another thing, okay, so in the documentary in from little one spot time in Hollywood, one spot in town of Hollywood apparently is based on Bert Randall's and Hal Needham. Yeah. Because it's about a star that started in TV and was struggling with movies. Okay. And his stuntman lives with them because his stuntman is not getting work.

That's what happened with Bert Reynolds and Hal Needham. Okay. Uh, they, so that's the one thing. Also Bert Reynolds was supposed to play Kurt Russell's part in the movie but he died. Who's Hal Needham? Hal Needham's a guy that wrote and directed this, the stunt man. He's a famous stunt man. Wait a minute, stop.

Hal Needham, can you bring him Hal Needham? Hal Needham wrote and direct smoke in the bandit. Yeah, and he directed. I never, why did I never look into who wrote and directed this movie? I mean, one of my favorite movies of all time, and I never did the research. Yeah, he did. He did Cooper. He did,, dude. He did Hooper. He did he did He did a cannonball run. Yeah, first one's good. Yeah, yeah Um, where is where is the direct? Bring up I want to see what it looks like

Bring up his name literally as an exactly like you think he would look Like you would have chicken restaurant. So he's go, yeah, let's just go to images, buddy. Go to how neat. I'm images. Now go up, go up to the right. The third four went over to the right on them. No, but below that first row.

Right there. Yeah. So that's him right there. Look on that. Wow. He's a good looking guy. Yeah. I mean, that looks there. Yeah. So that's him right there. Look on that. Wow. He's a good looking guy. Yeah.

I mean, that looks like, wow. And they talk about this in the documentary. Wow. They talk about the documentary. How neat them was a stunt man who was amazing that wanted to be an actor. Bert Reynolds was an actor who was amazing that wanted to be a stunt man. So they got each other, but they envy each other. And that's why they work so well together because they each wanted to be a stuntman. So they got each other, but they envy each other. And that's why they work so well together,

because each one had to be the other guy. And they said, Bert Reynolds said, need him, brought him the script and goes, I want you to do this. And Bert Reynolds was like, it was worse script than I ever read. He goes, it was terrible. And he goes, look, how are my best friends?

You've like done a lot for me in my life. I will do the movie, but you gotta get it rewritten. But I promise you, I'll do it. And how Nina went out and did a rewrite and got it up to working speed, and fucking burnt rounds got off her terms of endearment and turned it down. He was like, no, I gotta promise my buddy,

I would do this smoking in the bandit movie. And his reps were like, are you fucking insane? And then it became the biggest movie that year. It was huge. You know, my father's, I never had a father, but you know, he just got murdered he was murdered Yeah, but you're like your father such evil You're Your father

Replace of saut piano music or something Yeah, but he was like this is me and he goes look James doesn look, James doesn't know. I was just caring for the time. He doesn't know how he's done. I was just like, just face down on the street. I told him he's a war hero. He told me kill Hitler. He killed Hitler. James.

Single-handedly. Yeah, he came. He slid Hitler. He's a war hero if the war was an ounce of error. It was a war for an ounce of error. In Rockland County. In Pattersonson New Jersey. And no, I told Mike because I wanted to give him

some context, at least a little bit of the real story, right? Thank you. So I told him that he was killed by... No, maybe James. Dad? Yeah. Max, Max is peeping on the tree. James, let me just let Max peep on the tree.

Don't run him out, okay? Jesus Christ. Yeah, no, but if I'm gonna touch that letter I don't want people you honest Anyways dad. I'm sorry. I got sidetracked dad Why do you still fagged evoysh? Yeah, cuz he's what I tell you Dad dad I don't have a daughter, but bring my daughter in one Yeah, be the daughter in. Why not? Be the daughter.

Hey, dad. Bobby, sometimes I get scared of all the disgraceful things you say on Mr. Bobby's podcast. It's my daughter in the fucking sound of music. What is this? I got it like a... Hey, sis. Poppy, I took a risk with this character. Just go away.

Poppy. Hey, sis. Poppy, why did you call mentally challenged people abominable? Bobby. Hey sis. Poppy, why did you call mentally challenged people abominable? It was perfectly awful and you should tell God and Jesus in Apologize. I agree, Daddy. I'm a big pussy. Hey, Dad, how do I get as many penises in my mouth as possible?

Hey, Dad. Dad, what happened to Papa? Poppy, do you pretend like you're a good dad for the ass that you think you'll get? Think. What do you think we were doing by the fire last time on the kid's sleep? This is fucking show me this fucking.

I mean, just girls, you're dating mess up his flow of steady pus right there You as a you did a gentlemanly thing and you about well. I didn't show me anything outrageous You show me you know faces of pretty girls Get that fire and looked at faces Granddaddy killed the Nazis Is that how life works poppy? Is that how life works Poppy? He's the type of a fan here. Look at that faces.

Uncle Poppy showed you pretty girls faces and said, don't they have pretty eyelashes? Uh, Bobby, he's taking. We looked at faces. Oh, fuck, disgusting shape alive. That's too pointy at the top. Uh, fuck. Who said it's too pointy? Jesus disgusting shape alive Who said it's too pointy me Shit, dude mother fucker brother. Yeah, so I told my son that my father was killed. I'm. Wait, I'm not done. Wait, I'm not done. Dad, pop-pop. What are you called, Pappy?

Pop-pop-pop. Pappy. Dad, Pappy, Pappy. Pappy, Pappy. Because she's, here's Pappy. Pappy. We're just only experienced with his Madingman, his men that she slept with.

Pappy. Yeah, oh, guys that think she's Spanish. Yeah. Hey, Pappy. What happened to Pappy? What happened to Pappy? What happened to, what happened What happened to Poppy? What happened to Poppy? What happened to, what happened to older Poppy? Well, James, what was actually in Disney World,

I didn't want to tell him the truth. I was like, I don't want to talk about it now. Cause I didn't, I didn't prepare for the question of like, what happened to your dad? Is he knew we was dead? And then, so he was like, no, tell me. I was like, alright, to your dad? He's the new he was dead. And then, so he was like, no, tell me. And I was like, all right, so then I lied. And I said that he was killed by a drunk driver.

Really? Because then there's a bad driver. And that drunk driver was him. And he wasn't in a car. Yeah, he was on heroin. That's not what happened. What happened? What happened?

I know. It was four years old. And yeah, but I gave their a bad guy. There's a villain in the story. It's so tragic. Yeah, I know. So everyone's like, you're like, but I like that I gave their a bad guy. There's a villain in the story. It's so tragic. Yeah, I know. So everyone's like, you're like, oh, Kimmelitz died. What are those kids possibly be going through?

It was like, really? Really? I'm right here, everyone. I'm right here, motherfuckers. What the fuck? What? How did you make that job? Whatever.

It's been long enough. It's too soon. No, it's not too soon. But to Rhoj's Instagram Instagram on Dave, he deserved better. I'm like, what better than murder? What do you, what do you, stop trying to be fucking poetic, you dumb dummy? Yeah, everybody deserves better than murder, except Hitler

and that's it. And my father, you're fucked. Or Gomez. When you're the Hector Gomez, who's murdered in the newspaper the newspaper nobody's like he's probably a good guy. Yeah, he is super daddy Daddy you take care of the people's apartments. Yeah There's actually the white truck outland from his body. Thank you guys. I appreciate you point that up Look how fat his hands were His wings mittens when he dies I'm not going to get cookie that I'll be up.

Yeah, so nothing. Nobody acknowledges it. Well, yeah, I think I gave a villain to the story to my son. So, you know, he does know there's a bad guy. And then so many mentioned, somebody mentioned a car accident. And he was like, that's how my grandpa died. I was like now. He's just fucking problem this story. You should I don't say you should say he got he got Someone was very mad at him and he poked him full of holes. Yeah, no, no, that's like even more

Okay, you can have nightmares about people putting holes in him Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it. There was, okay. Papi was walking on the street. Papi is so funny with your accent. Papi was walking on the street. You get a big white beard and a corn cob pipe. Papi was like, Hey, he's not a 26 year old Puerto Rican guy

with fucking heroin bundles in his back pocket. Papi. Papi. Papi was walking on the street and there was a, he was going to his coal mining job. Papi was walking on the street and there was a man selling knives on the street and his cart slipped and flew down the hill and fell into Papi and all the knives went into Papi and he got stabbed to death by a cart of knives. James, remember this morning when we cut up your avocado?

Okay. I'm okay. That was like Papi's chest. That's a no-one imagine. The avocado was Papi's lower intestine. Jesus Christ. Do you know what your father got stabbed? How?

Eee, what do you mean? Like how did he get stabbed? What are you? Like in the heart or in the stomach, what was it one knife thing was this? Hari Hari was it I'm assuming he was a Disorder for like 17 real quick ones in the back like a prison staff. What a 49 Knack five minutes. He just fell in 10 pieces No body just That off it's lit in

That's good. It was calling. That's a good one. We can tell No, Rich. We can say he fought a ninja That's a good one. That is more fun than you know, I say fighting and he got he died fighting a ninja Yeah, it's almost it's almost Ninja. There you go. It's almost. It's almost. I'm gonna tell you a new. Okay. Never mind. Ninja. Jesus Christ. What? I, uh, you made a fucking Rachel's eyebrows fall off of that. What? Why am I here?

I probably do wigs. Wigs are so I want to do a wig now. Why Why they're fun. You could do all the fun little don't we have wigs Do we give daddy a wear a wig? Yeah We should all do hats. I also have segment for us a fun game to play you guys want to play a fun game in wigs and hats What's it called? I just made it up. I'm gonna tell you right now You're getting the hats. No, no, no, we add the wigs and hats of the game. I thought you wanted the wig Yeah, I do always but I'm not a selfish guy. So I gave it to you first. I appreciate This is what I would be like if I was born in the 80s. I was born in the 80s Coffee did you have one old room, but I'm what is this travel? It's a triple. Oh Jesus

You say taco Jesus Oh, I love this What the f Where are we? We put a hat cuz I would be like a punk girl, you know, yeah So you're Brooklyn comics. Yeah, I'd be like what's up I can't hear myself let me put my headphones on You would have a half hour special in ten minutes. I identify as a lamp. Because I light up a room, you know what I mean?

My name is... I call me Gerbil, only Gerbil. Half woman, half durable. I identify as a lamp. Anyway, how do I look? You couldn't look better. Really? Yeah.

Oh my god. So here's the game. You ready to play? It's called last line in a western. All right, go ahead. All right, we go around. Yes. Yes.

What? You look like you are on the Coke field. Did you just see me? Yes. That hat? Yes, that hat is you. That was my kid after two months. I'm like, oh.

Oh. Dude, my whole life, I looked at myself and said why isn't Canon famous? What is he not doing? And I just figured it out, it's that hat. If you had that hat from day one, oh man, imagine I just make a sharp move and just, I'm chafing right out.

That's not a chafelic, I'm the Fedora man. You look like you own Jurassic Park. Oh yeah, you look like a Ray. Is it he? He looks unbelievable. How much coffee did you have? I had one glass. One glass injected into my anus, rock and roll boys.

So here's it's called last line in the West. All right. You don't think do you have a gunshot. Can you do a gunshot? Can you do a gunshot? Can you do a gunshot? So here's how it goes. Say it again. So here's how the game goes.

No, no. Can you do a gunshot? Can you do a gunshot? How do I say it wrong? I say moustache wrong, everyone says. Yeah, that's wrong. How do you say it? Mustache.

No, I have a moustache. No, that's not it. How do you say it? Mustache. How are you saying it? Moustache. Mustache. That's what I'm talking about.

Mustache. Mustache. Oh my god, I gotta come down again. It keeps coming. It comes in waves. It's waves, dude. I can't see shit. I can't see.

I can't see. All right, how's that ready? Ready? Good. Yeah. One more time. The color really suit my hair. Perfect, right?

So it's called last line in a western, right? You just sit, you don't think. Do I need a hat? You need a hat? Well, with man! I don't want to give you one. Get it, Bobby Hat. Am I supposed to do it?

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Hello. All right, we're in a western. You were, so it's called last line the western and we just go around and you say, just riff whatever the fucking sentence is that he hits the gunshot and that's the last line in the western movie. I just randomly do it.

You just go, no, no, no. You say the line and then you hit the gun shot and it's the next person, right? So you go like, you know, bananas, they'll never be the same. Right, and then he kills the guy, right? So, but, you know, you just say something random. It's the game.

I just came up with it on the train. I, let's go. But don't think, don't think you just say it and can't hit me. That's a quick way to say a racial flu. That's exactly the real name of the game. Say, can't it go? The engines are perched on the mouse.

See? You go. Now you don't think. Don't think. I was going to go. Oh, I go. Ah, that's why I've always been a game, man. Go, oh I go! Ah, that's why I've always been a gay man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha make fun of real men. Randoff! I would have had you twice. Just don't think, can you think it? You're thinking what the graph is around the corner.

My mother sucked it in one time and then fell ill. Lobster, you fucked her again, badloin. A horse drank whiskey yesterday. You can bring a whore to a bucket, but you can't bring the bucket to the whore. And that's where their eyes are shaped like olives. Yeah, that's it. It ends when you hit the racel start Deepook tells himself in front of me, but I'm still talking about my grandmother in third

Now that's deep who's brain, but I want to talk about my name Grandma 49 list family fucks really Our accident you mother fuck yes, no, I don't know 80 I think she was 80 turned 80. How'd you die? I don't know I jumped a gun You got her cubes and your fucking neck you know, yeah, dude. She was doing she was doing a bear-knuckle boxing. Yeah whole-foyed whole-foyed glenist list any day in the parking lot But yeah, Wim Hof breathing it

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