Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Bomb DeLuise

Episode Date: October 21, 2013

Robert is joined by Mike Vecchione, Bill Dawes, Dan Soder, Joe List, Luis J Gomez, Kelly Fastuca and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You can find that on iTunes and the riot cast network Network don't be a block of ass cheese tone in today. You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network. Riotcast.com On the planet Earth That was trying to keep it like a comic-can I have a bunch of guys on it It's just us sitting down And sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's intense It's Robert Kelly's You know what? Okay, there's no topics, no directions

But I love doing it Oh We're talking New York's we're talking New York Welcome back to 1660 and the fan These boxy and chest that in the NFL. We're gonna be excited to All right, she got the fuck up. All right, here we are. We're a YKWD live. We're recording this to disk, a disk, a disk, there's not live. It is live for us in the room.

Can you guys see that? Come alive. We're gonna do this to disk, we're gonna throw it up on YouTube, see how that works, just so you guys can get a feel. And the reason why I'm doing this live is because all the regulars are here and build us. And Mike Veccheon. Yes.

Who's not a regular who should be? Right. I was a late ad in. You were late ad in, but you know, you should be a regular. You're a regular comic that we know. I play clubs and colleges. All over the country? Yeah.

Yeah. We have on the couch, we have Mike Veccheon. Hey, what's up? How are you? I play clubs and colleges all over the country We have on the couch. We have Mike Veccheon. Hey, what's up? How are you? We got Lewis? Oh, sorry Kelly? That was the worst one I think anyone's ever seen me. We got Kelly for stuka. Hey, Roberto. We got we got left-tit for stook We got nipples that look like eyes on a muppet for stooka. And then we got fucking, I'm aging more and more every day face, Bill Dawes. Thank you very much. What the fuck? What are you?

Did you go into the future? What happened here? You look. Oh, that's so terrible. No, I'm kidding. You look great. Who's one of the sexiest guys here? And you have a huge cock

What are you for? It's massive. It's all right You're gonna talk to the microphone. I know it's hard. All right. Well, just because you when you turn left You forget that there's a mic in front of you and you don't do radio a lot But he plays clubs and colleges. Yeah, which doesn't need radio By the way, the do-you question comes from a guy with a big cock. That's US when you have a big cock.

I think Mike Fekio is packing some heat. He does not have a big cock. Not at all. Thick cut. No. Guarantee. No, it's medium. What are you, the deli man?

It's, or a livethom. Okay, you have you seen it? No. It's medium. How long have you lived with them? Two and a half years. I'm not enough. Let's go.

We got over on the ends. I I can ground it out that it's medium Medium blend Is that fucking roller blade asshole? He's a real ass dude you late pants just ripped You late I texted scope oh I thought no I doesn't matter if you text somebody First of all that means that's me and Joe to roasts thing it is all right That's the fucking flip this around your leg touching me The other one of you at home Lewis is sitting AC Slater style his leg is touching mine so does

leg is already touching my other one my balls and penis are one unit right now I don't like it. So you're the one who did the chair like that. Well it was supposed to be a funny joke but then he just yes hands my fucking bit and now I gotta sit with my nuts squashed in together. First of all I'm not doing AC Slater thing I'm doing a Janet Jackson with a nation thing. Oh Miss Gomez is for nasty Yeah, turn around the other way. What did you you making me uncomfortable? Yeah, I hate it and you late I think it's your belt is tight. Boom. I don't have a belt It's a battle of the new day. This is how okay first of all

My heart just hurt If I have a heart attack. Please don't record it. Should you hit stop on the recording? No, I'm getting that live you kidding me. Oh God. I just I just had a pain in my ass What do you mean it's all right? You don't know if it's all right. What are you a fucking dog day? You a wide neck fucking physician? I got I got that physician out Here's a deal we I am fat and you say that. This is what really I've been no sugar no grains for the last three days. I joined this problem grains. Wow. When you're not on, you're really not on, huh? Did you get that on fucking video?

No, of course not, he's on me. Just listen. That's probably. So anyways, this is why I reached out for help. I reached out for help to this guy. He's on the internet. He's called the angriest trainer in a friend of mine. What do you laugh at that?

Why you just laughed into the fucking microphone. What is your problem? That's funny, but what is funny? That he's the angriest trainer That sounds like an 80s wrestling gimmick. You know what maybe he's the fucking angriest trainer, dude Maybe he needs to calm down because his business is gonna be doing better with your plug on your broadcast No, he's fucking he's fine without me Vinny To reach And Dean Laurie who's a friend of mine who's a showrunner and he's a one of the writers head writers on arrested development I actually reached out for help because I could I can't I haven't able to do it

I've been trying to lose weight for a year and I can't do it I tried to do it the way as I've done it before by going to the gym or not eating and doing it my because I've always done it myself I can't do it. I did this. I'm gonna try it because I went this is what this is what fucking I went put my jeans on Went out for lunch I came home and I couldn't put my jeans back on I Had to change pants that I had on. I don't know if that's possible. If it was magic, I was fatter than when I woke up that morning.

What'd you have for lunch? So much food. Well, I had to do this shit. Get a bag of grains like a racer. What's up boxing? What happened to the boxing pop? Well, the boxing I went, but I heard I want to hurt my knees because he he started out good. And then when I started losing weight and I started getting into it, he fucking pushed me too hard. Yeah, yeah, go go

fucking throw ball against wall for nine hours. I'm sitting them literally my knees are just fucking snapping. I'm still 80 pounds overweight and this fucking jerkin' has got me fucking bending and squatting and doing like I'm a real boxer. Hey, I'm in a gym with fucking boxing equipment, but let's not get carried away. He was the nicest trainer. Yeah, and it really bugged me out there.

He was a Haitian with a little tiny ponytail Just a little afro point. I want it up bite it off every day. It's African. He's not african. Was he? Haitian Haiti is not an african. Our friend will our friend will is Haitian. No, he's first of all Steve's in african first of all he's not a friend. He's nobody's friend Okay, he's just will from Haiti I'm a bubble the bit. What is he saying? Why you why you why you why you why I am everyone's went have you seen his abs? Oh? Because he shows him every but anyways

So yes, I put on my jeans the other day and it really fucking made me sad And then my feet are hurt. I was just getting weird man. So I'm on this thing. I'm on this goddamn stupid diet Feed her it was just getting weird man. So I'm on this thing. I'm on this goddamn stupid diet Not stupid. I'm gonna do it and you just is a support group on Facebook and I signed on yesterday and all these people But it's not like corny. They were like you can do it. Don't worry about it. It's fucking sucks for the first three week You know, you can't have corn actually. It's a starch What? Corn's a starch Is there a zoom on this camera?

Where's the bandana untie that untie it fucking please putting your mouth like a fucking like a kidnapped fucking woman It is a starch. Yeah, but you're a you got fucking two bomb three bombs in a row Fucking what happened? Throwing haymakers throwing haymakers, throwing haymakers already. You're only on this show because you've been really funny. If that goes away, you got, gone. I got two fucking sluggers next to you. Oh, gee.

All right? I got, I got, I got, I got Andy Griffith and Don Nott sitting right next to you. Yeah. I like being Andy Griffith. That wasn't on this show. I don't wanna hurt a lot of people. He's doing voices now.

Chose more on fast. There's nailing knots. Fucking Joe, that was a great donk knots. Not so bad, right? I've never even really tried to do a donk knots. You nailed it. Maybe that's my thing. Yeah, don't wheel us.

We know your thing isn't your thing, so maybe, ooh, how do you mean? Yeah. I don't get it. We know your thing isn't your thing so maybe So I am I am out of the city I'm I got a We did the move yesterday and we're doing Monday. We got to do a signing and We got to finish off the house where you move? Well, I moved to a temporary home up in Arzlie. It's also a prison.

Yeah. It was going to jail. What's up state? It's temporary. It's called Arzlie correctional. They said they're going to review my case. I'm going to live there for nine to 18 months. That's where my girlfriend lives.

Yeah, I know. I mean, I know. Yeah, that's Dushy. Yeah. Oh. It's real thing. It doesn't stop know. Yeah, that's, does she? Yeah. Oh, um, it's real thing. It doesn't, uh, it's definitely used to bang a checkup there too. What was her name? Uh, Chapacua. She was rich. That was her name. She was, she was, she was, she was, she was a, that's why the white man with the great hair. I'm, that's why he was

my daughter. The white man with the, the stain on his lip for the man with the great big butt with the butt like a swall. Did you know? Chapacquat Eagle Tail. Did you know this go-bast? Scovah showed up yesterday morning. I swear to God I turned around and shocked. He had a baseball hat on backwards and a sweatshirt and he had these jeans on. I thought it was this dyke woman like what? I thought it was this dyke woman like what I thought it was this dyke Softball woman coming to look at the apartment or something I bother. I didn't know it was him I am I didn't know him any He uh his jeans he has to buy

40 what is it for I'm 48 he's a way way way the reason you asked him a 48 is wasted a 48 is that so big That he asked about 48 gene. He's got Apple Apple bottom gene. He has to be like a Rubo mannequins He's got a fucking dumpard dude. Just a big fat cucka if we raise enough money Can we get Scopo to torque Scopo can we please can you come here? Can you please come any one day with a G string on? My ass isn't I use to slide houses Scopo we're calling him Pam used to slide houses

Scope a we're calling them Pam Who gonna Pam yesterday cuz he just looked like a guy guys I'm not gonna lie I think the sparks have a great chance to win the WM Squad is this ex-girlfriends kids name That was cool. Something in Indian names. Yeah, you know what? Shut up. Look at all your fucking microphone. Mike likes anything.

Yeah. There's a lot of good comedy being thrown around this place. Yeah. Instead of you, and I'd sign everybody here. Instead of the heck of you, why don't we throw you useless pants around after a bomb? Oh! That just hurt, man. That just fucking hurt, dude.

That took- it was a slow bird. That would- no, that- that- that's because they don't like me. But that That's just fucking hurt dude. That took us a slow bird That's cuz they don't like me, but dad that would fucking hurt my friend Dan crashed his arms on that Cuz I'm thinking about scoping some gene shorts With a jet with the pockets coming up. What about fucking build-off showing up with fucking jiu-jitsu shorts? I don't know shoes. I think it's a power play. He looks like Johnny from the Cratty Kids Uncle. Yeah. Yeah. Like he got Johnny into karate.

He's like, yeah, your dad's a little half a fake, but don't get you into karate. Well, like one of those mix and match things when they put the wrong pants on the guy. Yeah. Why are you here with a Ghee? What are you guys? I was dick meat off.

That's what's going on. Wow. I just stopped one second. One second. Lewis turned mean spirited. Lewis, Lewis, can I ask you a question? Is a big dick ever? Do you want to go outside and come back in? You stink today. You're a face or do you? You been on fire for fucking months.

It must have been even a joke. There's not a joke. I've heard he has a huge dick and it looks better in fucking or bigger. I shouldn't say better. And I want to fight. I love him. and I love and Lewis is in her homo when he his shield comes down it looks more sullable in those pants he's back all right good why did you wear why this is what I like about you don't I know there's a lot that your confidence you I don't give a fuck because you're a good looking guy because you have a little money because you have a big cock

One of those were right good looking one of those were right. Yeah, one of those were true I'm weird looking not that big a cock zero money, and it's just cuz no one cares Bill I heard you have a huge cock. Yeah. You should've asked for. I want to see your ass actually. I want your cock and his big ass. I want to say, that's like peanut butter and chocolate. Yeah, that's like a perfect matter. If you want to see how big it gets, just show me your ass.

Yeah, and then we'll go from there. I want to see Scopo and Daw's grind on each other. Like it's an eighth grade dance in the inner city. We can't talk to Scopo because every time he's's not talking he shuts down on the production value of the show. Every time I switch the camera you're fucking like, like, every time I look at my scope all I hear is, don't stop, let me see you do the bra! I'm fucking popping his ass.

I have a huge ass. He looks like a full-fledged bulldyke on weekends. On his days off. I'm going to hot ass, like a big fat. I want to fucking grab it. I just want to grab it and open it up. I want to pick one, cheek up and let it go. Is that what? There's a line of black eyes outside. Did you always have a big ass or did you grow up? Yeah, I had a big ass and then I played baseball my whole life. Click back to us. I was a catcher.

That's what it is. You have catcher butt. I have a catcher's ass and I played my whole life and then it just kind of kind of grew from there. Were you insecure when you were walking on the street? Oh my god. It was the wall. I was playing baseball so insecure.

And black guys are up against the fence Was the umpire on your shoulders when you were catching Why is your ass so massively muscle? Because then I worked out I was squatting around in college. I somebody should have told you to stop No, I needed to I need to build my legs up when you build you squat squat, you gotta build up your muscles. I just imagine someone walking in and going, hey kid, work your chest. I think you're good on the butt. Scubba also grew up in an 84th floor walk-up.

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I bring jugs of water up like he's an African jealous. Kuba was an ice man. Oh shit. Oh, the bitches love it. But yeah, what bitches? My black girlfriend. I know that. It all makes sense now. It all makes sense. Like when he told me he was dating a black girl, I was like, I don't get it.

You're such a black. Half black. Half black. I know. Don't worry. Just a good half. No, your father can fucking live with it. My is she my time so I get a little offended do you have a bigger ass than your girlfriend? Yeah, I don't know I feel about that

Mm-hmm, do you lay down your stomach and does she rub your Did she wish he has your ass because she has Montel's flat ass? No, she has a big ass. Mine's bigger though. Um, just slam butts. We had if we had a kid to be ridiculous. Just ram your butts. Like ram's diff. So yesterday I had these guys come over and um, you know,

I hired professional movers of course because I didn't want to fucking do anything. Can I ask you a question? You know what's up? Did Joe course because I didn't want to fucking do anything Yeah, what's up? Joe de Rosa sublet your apartment Hang on one second. Let's go but stay on this stop throwing a fun. I have enough funny, okay? Stay on this It's got the look going we need a nice. Show me my camera. Show me my camera right now. I want to see you the look you're giving me Now look at me. That's not the point.

Is this my own? Yeah, we're videoing. Oh, geez. Yeah. Yeah, don't get that scopa. Well, why do I want to get Joe's face? Because he just did it as a punchline. It was a physical punchline, you dildo.

Kelly, do you not do this? Do you not do this? Don't go to Kelly. Well, stay on this. Let's make a rule, whoever directs this can't talk. Kelly, you not do this do you not do this? Oh, don't go to Kelly stay on this Let's make a rule whoever directs this can't talk Kelly We can talk but you can't get lost in the conversation your star fucker. Yeah, he never has the best ass Yeah, oh The problem with this fucking show is I allow these cock look at Kelly was supposed to just do shit

Now she's just on the show. Yeah, and everyone everyone just talks and what away. It's so it's hard. I don't know if they're gonna go back It's not hard if you're focused. I'm literally doing directing and directing the show and fucking talking Look at you should have one of those big old fucking We do a wet bottom contest for the live Kelly versus scope up Just me pouring pictures of water on their butt as the audience Audience Kelly's Kelly has jeans from 10 years ago. Yeah, I think we should donate who we should the money this month goes to buying Kelly Jeans that fit her fucking weird ass

She knows Harper's gonna be the Ross and me His ass sucks. It's gigantic and it's gross Beautiful your jeans make your body look like it's a fucking who's talking right now scope oh bag of fucking I want you to fucking stay on who's talking. I love how Bobby wouldn't let you get that shitty joke Thank you Bobby. I bet it was a good joke. I said her body looked like a bag of cream corn. I thought that was pretty good. I wanted it. The first of all they don't have bags of cream corn. They do in her body. Anyways, Michael, what'd you ask me 10 minutes ago when I was trying to fucking teach you? It out of direct it was it was a joke did Joe Derosa asked to sublet your

apartment well I'm glad he fucked up no he didn't I was a fucking humdinger can you get a band-aid of the second attempt at a joke no well here's the thing is I had these guys come over and of course I know they're all gonna be late and

Who was there first? Well, this is the odd thing you will late half hour But he just said I'm gonna be late fuck you Kelly Fucking lies Lies and cuz doesn't go to me cuz she knows I'll call her a fucking liar. She texts my wife and says oh It's holiday trains today. Holiday trains. It doesn't even exist.

I texted you as well. I sent you a bifurc text. I don't know what a fucking holiday is. It's because... All the trains are running every three hours. It's on the sun, yeah. It's on Sunday. You can only get on the train if you're discovering something. I'm fucking so bullshit.

It was decorated like the Santa Maria. Yeah. Family have free trains running. The pinter, the needle, like the Santa Maria. Family have free trains running. Depinter the Nina and the Santa Maria. I got a picket truck I want. There's no holiday fucking train. And this is, this isn't fucking Rochester, New York. It's Manhattan on Sunday.

The place fills up. It's a, it's a travel destination. I do runs on a holiday. Oh, she's such an ass. There's no, the holiday. In her defense, it runs on a holiday scot she's such an ass and t-shirt defense it runs on a let mta and mta was joe odour is my uncle tell us what happened

every train operator face comptroller head uh... now you know what i'll take that one comptroller head what the fuck is that? I went to the world That's the second time he's the cop troller joke. I know also I'm not gonna like I'm driving the train in fucking nine years. Huh? That's a black guy job

Wow, I don't even know what I don't even know what I mean Wow I don't even know what I don't even know what I mean angry Trace is Joe wow He's fast Boston Joe is not saying why people should drive trains every train connect rice sees black I'm saying black eyes can't Dr. You don't trust the black guy to drive a train. I'm not right all I'm saying is I'm glad Merot isn't here this week Because he's snapped on you. He's got a bigger ass than Chris. No, I know he doesn't I don't think he does nope. I don't think he's so he's also six five though, so he's Christian. Can you please stand up? Mike your butt

Mike your butt Show Mike your butt Nothing to compare it to my what You think I'm a rose gums It is high and tight big touchy Bobby touch it touch it just touch it you remind me oh my god You have to feel it is it time you have to feel it I've never felt it's so it's all muscle his butt could headline an urban show Never felt it's so it's all muscle his bucket headline an urban show I got my finger inside of it. Oh shit thighs to the thighs are crazy careful We've Louis touching your ass. What are you doing you think?

You put my finger in a bottle wait a minute you just what? What are you doing? You're staying here? Yeah, put my finger in the bar. I'll grab it. Wait a minute. You just, what? I have what not in it. I put it inside it like through the pants. You grabbed his ass hole? Nothing. You can't grab it. I grab it ass hole.

There you go. No, you can. Do we have a H.R. Department for Lewis? A what? H.R. Department. H.R. I wish we had a fucking window. You could jump out of right. You could have a fucking, ugh.

H.R. Booo! I'm telling the truth. Therefft. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, three, four, five band-and is going. Ha ha ha ha. Possibly seven. So they show up late. He, at least tell, he doesn't lie to me. Scope, it tells me there's a parade traffic. No, no, what did I say the night before?

I said, listen, I won't get there at 8.30, but I will get there. I won't leave you. The fuck does that mean? I won't leave you. I won't leave you. I won't find you. Last the mo, he can speech or be a waterfall. No, I was like, listen, 8. I won't find you. Last the mohican speech of a waterfall.

No, I was like, listen, 8.30 is early for me. I'm not going to get there at 8.30, but I will get there and I will help you out. Was there an iceberg involved in this speech? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I would have been there fucking I would have been yes you were on the podcast you were asked on the podcast You said no cast is a show. This is a show thing I want a phone call you don't respond to a text. I got lots of muscles. No, you don't right I got a body than you have already put it on a job. You have a better body than I show I like Joe's mom way my body is fucking what What is a wonderland?

What are you talking about like Joe's body is a wonderland! What are you talking about? You like Joe's body. This guy's got abs. He's supposed to meaty. He's got abs. He's such a fat. I don't have fat. He's powerful. He's like a face-shut up.

All right, all right. Let's settle down. Everybody's trying to get their things in. I want to explain something, Joe. I asked you last week, and you fucking said no. And I said no. And what are you going to do anyway? Help fold sheets with dawn?

What are you, what are you, you're gonna hand tape to people? What are you gonna do? Are you implying that Kelly is physically stronger than I am? Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, did you pay anything? Yeah. Can I say something?

Honestly, God, yesterday, she carries trays of food to tables, right? She'll fucking carry a backpack around to 45 open mics from 4.30 to 7.30 in the morning right and from 7.30 in the morning until And then yesterday all of a sudden she has a sciatic Me and Lewis actually have back injuries and we're carrying shit and Kelly's like, oh mate my back it hurts my back Oh my god, I like the new scopo for stuccarila reweigh We have to be able to hate each other anytime they're not around each other? They tell me I much to hate each other. Oh my god

Can you please scuba can you go to your face? He is gonna fucking murder Kelly. I love Kelly is gonna fucking murder Kelly I love Kelly pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Bobby, yeah, he said Say that like we'll Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly. Did you hear him say I have a question? Yeah, but I had to get in Doesn't matter. Wait you said I have sciatica. I said that I said that I said that because that'd be like a woman Like it's not my back is like sciatica. I like that. He just you know, he just said that'd be like a woman Yeah, no, no about that Kelly. I have sciatica like a migraine I'm a ratchet nerve on the right side of my back

I'm not gonna lift up. Is that what you're Is that a thing a ruptured nerve? I just that was a good one Lewis. That was a good one You have an unfunny nerve to the right of you Did the climber get me? Yeah, I did on that one What are you doing? I wanted them to see that look where you. I want to know when are you going to get a new hairstyle. This hairstyle works for me dude. He's still coming from a guy with no hair. Get him on camera.

Oh damn fighting words. I think on tear it looks like Velcro. Like one side of Velcro. Looks like you could stick your head and be. You get this. looks like Wolverine I'm a hero. I think it looks great. I'm not say I like Velcro very much. You look like the issues. You look like Wolverine if he like pasta I Think everyone

That shouldn't be a bad day. And everyone's just afraid of Mike. That's what I'm gonna do. That's gonna show you now. That's not gonna show you now. I'm renaming Bobby Bombe, Deliwese. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'm actually gonna, I'm gonna take your next bomb, Dana. Just because that one was so good. I'm gonna take that one. That was, that thing that had dust on it from sitting in the chamber for the last three weeks. Yeah. He watched the movie Fatso, and we came up with that. Uh.

So we, oh, sorry. I was just gonna say, I like the thought of Kelly doing that fucking 80s professional wrestling holding her back, whilst trying to live. Ah! Ah! What's wrong, Kelly? It's okay. She's got a- Well, here's the thing, I wanna explain to you. So I Ah! What's wrong, come on. Come on, come on, come on.

Hey, excuse me. What's the thing? I wanna explain to you. So I get all these, I get these fucking third world from Turkey or wherever the father are. They pull up on a truck. Turkey's on a third world, Pinch. It's a food puppy.

Turkey is a third world. Which he can't even die. I've been to Turkey, it's on a third world. They have a lot of money. They got a ton of money. What are you talking about? Not that Turkey, dude. I'm talking turkey central america

the turkey jersey is not i just want people to know that i've been to turkey and also they have a lot of money anyways they don't have a lot of money mostly not okay mostly not google turkeys it's eighty percent mostly okay so you actually have a turkey side profile without the beak ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha trash, trash-meled stink, Kelly's act. He did it so much it was annoying at the beginning and it came full circle through all of them. We laughed every time he did it, it was the end of the day.

Number 17 at 3 o'clock. I was like, I like it now, I'm sorry, Kelly. It's hilarious. It was good though, it was good. So, I'm literally downstairs, these three fucking morons, can I get donuts, I got coffee, I get everything ready for these assholes. There were half hour fucking late uh even longer they show up I'm downstairs

this shit to do I'm downstairs I hear fucking uh uh uh uh stomping literally scared the baby uh scares the shit out of the baby I go upstairs this fucking monkey took the tape that I have to pay for by the way just wraps it around his face 19 times. So his nose is just kind of teeth to hang it out and he just turns into like a man kind of chainsaw massacre face. And he starts fucking attacking Kelly. I can bring packing tape around me. You know the rules. I can't not put it around my face.

You know that about me. I just, I couldn't believe I go upstairs and this guy's got fucking a whole roll of packing tape wrapped around his face just for a gag. It's good. It committed. It was funny. And then, and I'm like, guys, what the fuck can you stop? I got to tell him to stop over five seconds.

Yeah. 22 year old nephew was there. He was the full man because he was the only person you could trust. This is what I had to do. I had to go downstairs. I go, go help my, my, my, my, excuse me, my nephew. Here I probably, I don't know.

He's sick. I know you're gonna die on that one. Keep recording. He's taking, this kid is just amazing. Without this kid here, I don't know what I would do. This kid's six-five, but he's just a man. He's like country strong. He's country strong.

Country strong. He's fucking, he's just one of the smartest people I know intelligence-wise. He took a bed apart and put it back together on memory. IKEA, like all the little things he had in his pockets and certain things, and he, the beds apart. And then it's back. I tell this fucking monkey to go downstairs how my cousin, you know, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I had a lie to him and say, look, you're on undercover boss. You own the company. All of it. Worldwide. Not even just go

moving world wide. You go and undercover, so you have the boss, but you got to play like a worker. He's like, okay, I can deal with that. And he goes down, he goes, so how's the boss is treating you? He's literally playing along. My cousin's like, what? Huh?

I don't fuck, just go, let's go. There's fucking ape. It was worse having him there. Why would you say that? That's because it's true. You were fucking running around like a fucking child. And then we're on the West Side Highway. I got a lot of stress in my mind.

All this crazy shit going on. I'm having a full month, yo. I mean, I'm literally in my head, like I'm moving up to this house that I'm renting. I gotta find a house. I gotta close on my house. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to land to this weekend.

I don't what the fuck I'm doing. I'm literally going to the craziest time of my life right now In the last since I got sober. I haven't had a sugar or a fucking grain in three days. I'm losing my mind I'm at the red light up in Westchester. This clock sector gets out and just scare the fuck out of me No, but I was in the court behind you. You gotta let him know that That's a good point. I didn't know the behind me. I'm in my head. You know when somebody wraps on a window hard, it scares the fuck out of you. With a stupid fucking PCS phone that all that works in man. I was so fucking mad when he did that. I

wanted to get out of the car and just fucking throw a baseball at his fucking head Yeah, maybe laugh and you see him going He got this not like pranks. I don't like pranks on days like yesterday, but They they they did help out a lot you guys were awesome yesterday scopeo and in in Lewis He helped out a lot. They was awesomeness today scope oh and and and Lewis he out that a lot Those fucking tight cops they weren't cool Turkey those guys I mean look at they didn't talk they weren't that friendly they were perfect with them didn't speak English They were all dressing like polo shirts and jeans. Yeah, they wore shit like you know someone gave him the fucking clothes at the

Wherein human traffic. Yeah, they're huh? Yeah And I thought they were perfect it's a shit it's a what fuck they moved as i mean i can't believe how fast these guys moved they had everything the fuck out of that house within hours that everything up off that fucking truck within an hour i mean these guys helped you know we all fucking did shit but those three guys and one of them spoke english and one of the fuck it was doing and he told what and they were little dudes they had the strength

of nine men. That's why I don't fuck with you see these little guys on the train and I don't fuck with those guys because they get that you know that fucking European strength that little dude strength. I'm not getting my ass beat. I'm middle of the middle east strength. I'm not getting my ass. I'm middle the Middle East Bobby. I'm not Now that was Central America Listen Pam So Turkey Turkey part of Turkey is Europe like Istanbul's where Asian Europe mate. It's divided into two. I know when I was there meet it's divided into two I know when I was there they were like that's this is the European side and that's the Asian side so you're you're actually right

Bobby I think that you're a great guy but I love you buddy I would have liked to have helped but yeah but I didn't want to I didn't want to fucking put you I had enough I had Kelly I'm too too kind of a sandwich in the company, see. I mean, you would recognize each other. I read you. I had to do with fucking muscle power. And I didn't know what you could do. I'm very strong, I've been working on a lot. Kelly is a woman, no offense, Kelly.

Kelly did a lot of... A sciatica, written woman, with lots of hits. I knew I couldn't lift every stuff for the day, so I would have ever for a few days and help don't do this all the packing She did a lot of stuff This is the funny part Mr. Dawes over here. See how big he is. Yeah, Jack. He is. Yeah, good point shredded And you know what he said to me the night? Hey, we still the podcast tomorrow. I go. I don't know. I'm moving Tomorrow and you know, I know but Tuesday I go I don't I'll let you know Moving tomorrow and you know, I know but Tuesday I go I don't I'll let you know Because I don't know what's going on with this move

But if you want to come over tomorrow at a 30 and help me move that'd be cool Right and what'd you say back? I said nothing back nothing he just Lives three doors down. Oh shit your piece of shit I had to get excuse though. I was sleeping. He was the best Dad on that one I like that one back Three doors down the fuck up. Oh Australian bitch oh

Saying that cuz everyone keeps it We had to say K. Vazzy the best It is the best on sending the Fat Australian bitch shit, please The fat like that fucking you're not even trying to be funny to be funny. You're just trying to branch it For your fucking On this week will be giving away fab shirts Make sure you sign up real us do dot com shirts real us to

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When you have a kid, you got to make sure you don't fucking get it. I called Reed some fucking medical journals. What? What do you know what Mike? Now you make me lose my patience. Can I just say something Mike? I'm glad this is on video because people don't know if you're kidding Because you just throw a little smirking at the end you fucking weird out. They just think you're an angry asshole

Comedy podcast, right? This isn't the moving truck podcast. It's a comedy podcast I know people soon into listen about three guys from turkey To do it is to do I'm sorry Joe you were there Hey, I never Tune out and I say I never knew Mike had dimples he does Because he never smiles he's the saddest man on earth My career's not going that well Going down the mine you know see me sad it over here. No it's take him here cuz I like you guys

Twitter Economic Mike V Comic Mike V. I comic Mike V. I comic Mike V. I comic Mike V. You're super comedy booms, he's fucking. Ah! You've gotten shit. Dude, you wouldn't be talking that shit if it was 2010. Can we get Lewis' beer closer to the edge of the table? I just want to make sure it definitely falls over.

I love it. It does follow his way. What a cool day. What a cool day. So, you're doing a podcast tonight. Definitely Follows like and what if you want to show So you're doing you're doing a podcast tonight. We're doing at home legions of skank which is on cave comedy radio Cave comedy radio, which I am a big supporter of what I why are you a big supporter of my network? Because I Wanted you on my fucking network Well, you never asked, you fuck. I didn't want to bother you.

Yeah, really? Yeah, really. Seriously. Anyway. All right. Real awkward, I feel like I did it at you. You've done a lot for me. I didn't want to ask a favor.

So you know, he's giving away his podcast with another network because you've done a lot for him. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, thanks. I appreciate it. Anyways, back to the fucking fucking his podcast that you support. Thanks, well, you know what? I don't support your show because you don't support me, Joe. Nope. What are you talking about? You could have all your show right now.

I was actually, you could have done your podcast here. If I, what made, if he can't speak, his mouth is shrinking. His mouth is shrinking. Oh, yeah, stickrieking. Oh, yeah stick a pencil in it get a coffee stirrer Joe you are you pantomime eating spaghetti right now? I liked it. I liked it. I'm sorry. I liked it. I just I liked it that he got the word pantomiming out No that he got the word pantomiming out. No, I'm not. And Joe's a saddest comic ever. Oh, shit. I feel like I'm very supportive of you, Bobby.

Joe, Robert Kelly Live, sticker on my first comedy notebook back in 1899. I support what's the name of your show again? Two days with stories. It's great. I love it. And you listen to it? It's really terrific. I think Mark Norman and you are two of the funniest young guys.

So middle young guys. Middle. Not as young as the youngest guys in the business. Great. I do. I think I'll listen to your show. I love it. I support you.

We've got some really good guests, Lewis J Gomez. I've never done it. I've never done it. You've never done it. I think Lewis should do a AIDS test on every podcast. You've had Louis Hawn before you had Dan on. Dan is very hard to obtain these days. He has a career.

He's got a comedy career. Every Tuesday Dan has been on this fucking show. Why would you take a swing at me? Why didn't anyone laugh at that? That was fucking hilarious. He was really funny. He said you had me on because I took good stories. Yeah, it got serious.

I wanted to talk about fighting. When we have a fighting podcast, I'm not Colin Dancoder. I'm Colin Lewis-CHAE Golem. You Colin Dancoder or Pussy? Oh! Oh, I'm not Colin but I'm not. Oh, Dan, it's a pussy. It's my fucking roommate, dude.

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Ven a verlo sin pagar nunca We've only had three guests. I don't give a shit. He's not tough. He's above Dan and me. I'm not a fan of TV, I'm just a fan of TV. my own show. So maybe when you settle in and your fucking kids all grow and tell you's killed yourself and scobos lost some fucking weight. And Lewis is fucking available. To everybody. On every podcast. Can you do my podcast ever? He says, yeah, fucking anytime Yeah, Dan's got to go shoot six shows and do a voice and fucking write a cartoon and

Fucking travel those in Bobway and Celebere and quit a dream and And fucking have a action figure that looks exactly like Freddie Mercury Most racist Um, most racist MMA fireball. The best thing to do. I had him on. I know. I don't like came the last guys. Brown prod tattoos.

Raisin America. Brown prod tattoo. He almost called him a spec. That's what made me fall in love with them. I was already liked to be on a herd of motor hammer fisting. That's right. Hammer fisting podcast. So you guys can get it at riotcast.com slash hammer fisting.

And I don't like this underlying thing that Lewis is not a good guy. One of the best guests. Probably the best guests we've ever had our best episode. No one said I don't want to. I'm telling you ever had our best episode. No, no one said that. No one said it was a good guy. No fuck did on Xandra. Whoa, bro. I really like to.

Wow, and he's the fucking leader of the comedy community. Well now you're fucking with a story, son. Now you're fucking with the entire... Hang on one second, guys. Bill. Yeah. Oh, just checking to see if you're in my work. I'm enjoying the show

Speak up you fucking ginger I'm a fan they're very there's all inside stuff that I don't really get so I'm learning what comedy Visualizing visualizing his karate kicks for Just moving his dick up and down and staring at it Yes, and no would you fuck Kelly? We've already had this one First of all everyone here would fuck Kelly. Yeah, I would fuck bill to get to Kelly Kelly's sexy I would not fuck Kelly. I would say I'm not like a good day with choices But like in the night to wait come on. Yeah, I would not fuck Kelly in a pinch you need Christ

I'm not gonna degrade her right now, but I just want to fuck her look big love to her No, no I won't again. No, I won't I love Come yeah Come do you want me? No, I don't want you to be in the upper... I want me to be very beautiful. Really one of my eye-biting jokes. What if I didn't do that? Do you want me to touch your com? Lewis, in the room, who would you fuck first?

In order. In order? In order. Who would you fuck first? I think. I think I would... Hang on with seconds. Hang on with seconds. I go scope at one. Just sex in the middle of the night. I don go scope at one just sex in the middle of the night

It was established that I was singing lead and you guys were back up yet, dude Let's get the high Jump up and crazy cuz you fucked up the computer when you do the computer was already fucked up Like three minutes before I jumped up Just can't accept confrontation at all No, he can't ever go you know what I'm sorry. No, ever ever I'm not so ever blaming me for your fuck ever He's so rockland counting He did he bitched you he won Bobby was getting bitched out so bad he reached out to the table and unplugged the computer

Bobby was getting bitched out so bad he reached into the table and unplugged the computer Just stop stop the bleeding. Oh, no the computer went out. Oh, no, I will keep pinning this later Bobby's afraid of black people Black people People and rightfully People are full of shit saying they wouldn't fuck Kelly without a doubt if Kelly I don't think they will No, they don't really lock me very much much it's just that her personality sucks so much if she was just based off of physical looks and I can have the lights completely off and I would never have to hear from her and duct tape her mouth no I need her mouth Yeah! You got jippy go home, you got a fair with blood in there and tart in there, you got a beer in there?

Yeah! Shut up. You saw Wood Lewis, shut up. You guys look great. Yeah, I saw him. Oh, he's filthy. He's dirty, disgusting, Mexican. Oh, wow!

Yes, you're on Minto Nunes to Eel Kenny? If they had kids, the kid would be 0% funny. You're even... Ah! That was good. The kids would just be staring at a wall. 0% And statistically, Australian women are the sluttiest women on earth.

They love an African. I've known a bunch of Australian women. No, no, no, no, because only Australian girls you meet a once on holidays and everyone wants to get their own money. No, I'm not on vacations. Was that worth it? Was it worth a lose? Was that worth it?

Was it worth a lose? Was that vacation? Not in the shitty country. My battle Australian bitch. Oh, shit. This is so much of my God. It's so much venom when he says it. Mike, what are you and your foot lose town of no dancing?

I'm gonna let this go. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! That was good. Oh, we're getting this. What the fuck's going on over there?

We gotta keep track going, guys. You know what, Dad? You got a pretty fucking good butt. Why don't you come up to West Chasty, dear? I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this.

I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. You know what did you got a pretty fucking good butt Stupid unplug the camera over here. I'm trying to Camera Bob Because your foot right there you fucking dummy. I was asking a serious question You unplugged it plug it back in please you stupid Bobby just son look a child What's his punishment?

He could like sorry Lewis you unplugged it and I said you unplugged it when you say no no you look fuck you Sorry when you say no, no, you look fuckier, you fucking mhm. Sorry. It's a great mustache. Yeah. Literally, I just explained to you a little bit, because he jumps up and does, everybody just sits down and talks and does his shit. And that through the, yeah, humans,

because monkey boy has to jump up and stamp his feet and kick his shins and fucking uses hands. Fucking X-Project. He unplugged the fucking thing He's a physical Have your have your fucking skim milk podcast This is a new thing right go good. This is a new thing He thinks he is the fucking the the chocolate to this cake

He really thinks without him. This is just a fucking a media Get the fuck out without go do just a fucking media get the fuck out Go to you a fucking we're the same three guys. Oh, Dave fucking big J pussy aides. Fuck you Nobody gives a fuck about your ham of fisting we fucking I scream over everybody Maybe if you I fucking tame you like the fucking monkey you are. I'm the... I'm in the middle of the ring with a fucking stick making you find. I said he's the lion tamer, Bobby Kelly.

And maybe if... Thank you for fucking making that what I really meant to say. And maybe if Lewis were stop talking, we could watch Bill Dawes finally break some boards in his karate pants. Some flaming boards with a teal kiss Without Lewis without Lewis and I you'd be in deep shit, but Nothing all right also in his defense What was singing river of dreams by Billy Joe and you want him to sit still? Yeah, I don't want him to kick wires out, dude.

Well, you sit still, everybody sit still. Where he is, I have to have things taped off and taped down and duct tape wrapped in plastic. I gotta, he's like, you just want to paint it. He's got a fucking beer hanging off the edge. He's got a dick in front of him. Another dick in his pocket. He's in my bag.

It should be in my bag. He's in my bag. He's in my bag. It should be above your bag. It should be above your bag. It should be above your bag. What? Nothing. Oh, I get it. That was good.

That was good. Get Lewis another beer. Lewis is a big cocktail bow. I'll take a coke. Get him a beer. Give me a coke. I think Lewis is a physical act. Yeah.

Lewis, can you pass that to the scope? Willow butt? Willow butt? All right. Well, your camera is gone. Let's put it that way. Hold on, tell me. If I fucking kicked it out, what you know, it's can you pass that the scope oh All right, well, he just the your camera is gone. Let's put it that way hold on tell me if I fucking kicked it out What you said did what you wasn't out, but that's fine. Yeah, you say I kicked it out and unplugged it Why wouldn't you warn me that there's a wire that I could possibly kick out an unplugged underneath my can't you see it at your face? Kelly it might fucking talking to you Fucking asshole. There's a lot of sexual flow. This shit

Every time he yells at me, what'd you do with fucking me? Kelly. I know it. I don't want to fuck you, Kelly. Nobody wants to fuck you. They will fuck you. But nobody's going, waking up in the morning, going, I really want to fuck Kelly. Line of the podcast.

We're back. We're back. We're back. I got the video. We got the cameras back up. Everybody's back up. Hurricane Lewis. Hurricane Lewis. No, you're real. He said that to me.

This is the, when somebody had, you understand the psychology of somebody when, when they say, he said this, this is the second time he said this to me about you want, if you want me, I'll leave and you'll have a vanilla podcast. Meaning, he was saying, he was saying that he is the fucking chocolate to this milk. You know what I'm saying? He's the quick to this fucking vanilla skin milk. His podcast name is paprika.

Ah, what? I know, I get it now. Come on, yeah, no. I like we were doing food jokes. You know, we were doing food jokes. Take the bandana. Put it right around your fucking, if you can wrap it around your forehead,

but you can't, it'll make a bandana. I'll think about it. Yeah, there we go. I don't mind. I don't mind. That's what it's supposed to be. No, we have a rat. We have that's a flat tire.

That's a flat tire. I'm not talking about it. Are you sure? Oh, that was like a year ago. I don't, I want to say that was a flat tire, but I saw Bobby tap out of that. Give it a minute. I think that was a flat tire, but I saw Bobby tap out of that. I think it was a flat tire, but he stuck a fucking knife in the tire. I gave myself the flat tire.

He's like, yeah, I went to be a skinny. Yeah, fuck, that was a bad one. He's just wordy and sucky. I think there's some real problems with Bobby and Lewis. I want to get to the bottom. Let's get to it, Lou. What's the problem? What's my problem with you? Bobby, it seems like you have more of an issue i

feel like you're deflecting here i feel like i just uh... i just had a long uh... therapy session therapy session lot of time i think that uh... i think that you have a real issue with with with louis and i think you're projecting it on to him act like he has an issue with you but it's you uh... it is you i'll tell i has an issue with you, but it's you. I'll be honest. We are I love Lewis One of my hang on a second. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't love everybody in this room

Not everybody. I don't love Not everybody Dude if I'm one of the people like I'm really insecure. So I'm fucking with this And now Bobby really don't respond well. Guess who has to stay up till three in the morning talking them off a leg What led as he's eating my golden grams going for the train that we live under and now I can't have him on my podcast As he's busy talking to him. Yeah, well, I got to have a me on your fucking podcast like we're not friends. You're on a ledge right now This is what this is the thing with Lewis you ready. I love Lewis. I love I'm I'm the biggest supporter of anybody

I'm the guy My biggest My biggest support God damn it here's what I'm saying. I'm the one who got him to stay all you fucking turds We're shipping them off to Mexicanville So fucking fail I said wait LA you got I'm gonna I'm gonna Good good see you later. There's a listen going out. I'm going to LA good good see you later I'm the one who said stay I want him because I know what he's got I believe in him I think he's funny his is this comedy's great. I think he's great on the I have my show every week

I he comes on when he wants to come on But Don't fuck it's about scupper But That was so fucking fast You will be soon, like. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the thing. Oh, fuck you, Mike. Oh, wow. I don't like fucking blonde.

I don't like when statements, you know, when someone makes a joke, it's one time and you move the fuck on. When someone's repetitive with a thought like that, like without me, your podcast would be shit. He's believing the four people that fucking follow him from this podcast on six people that like him from the show I turn that one guy around today tweeted at me. He's like, you know what? I don't hit the gorilla anymore kind of like him. I want you to hate him again No, I still want him to die of cancer

Let's get to come back on my side. You hear that mark? Come down. Don't say my side. You hear that mark? Calm down. Don't say. Stay safe. I don't mind you see how angry you can get. You can get as guerrilla angry as you want. Just stay still. Hold on to the mic stand if you got it. We'll get you a special. Yeah, it's made of nine grain wheat. Come on, man, you're on a diet. It's a call back. Are we comics here or not? Call back. I'm sorry. You guys don't know what a call back is.

We all laugh. Talk three of us laugh. We all laugh. It is crazy place. Jesus Christ, you want to put the boxing gloves on when you feel more comfortable? It just makes me furious when you guys are scared of Lewis. Is he a little bit more straight than you? Is that part of the problem? Lewis is my bodyguard. One of the things that I love about Lewis fucking getting that right now, bro

I'm saying Lewis you probably No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? Listen, that's the connection. I, I, look, I, one of the things that it endeared me to, fuck it, Lewis, is we're at the show. And I took him to any fucking kill that all weekend. He was great. And then I had some fucking ass- All the following Kelly was pretty easy. Well,

I'm actually literally like slip the next thing Some else Yo Luis nobody write me Joey's nobody right me I lose only got jokes about us feeling fat old bitch If I be that's all you got you know what's up? F.A. Big jokes It wasn't a joke you're not funny. Oh Like it. What's over there now? You're not funny stop that

Wait, it's stop stop stop. Did you I'm gonna get this out right now. Joe, what's your name? Joe. Lewis. Lewis. J. Go man. J. Go man. There you go.

Lewis. That's what the J came in. I think it's what you're thinking. Lewis. And I want to get back to this. But, Lewis, do you think Kelly's funny? I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I. J. Gomez, there you go. Lillis, that's what the J came in, I think it's what you're thinking.

Lillis, do. And I want to get back to this, but Lillis, do you think Kelly's funny? No. Wait a minute, stop, he's getting way to set. Yes. Lillis, J. Gomez, look at me. I'm looking at you. Unfold your arms, just relax, son.

Good breath. Do what Bill tells you to do, because he's more alpha than you. Yeah, he's going to get ass-lo-ed. No way, Bill's more alpha than L No way no way feels more alpha than Lewis I'm the fuck Kardashian Lewis is fighting with everyone come on Kelly you were just so not even here I don't even know what the fuck is going on right now

He wasn't even talking about me He was talking about Scopo Hang on a second, Yes, Joe. Go. Lewis, I'm a big supporter, big fan. I didn't use to be. I think you're one of the funniest guys I've ever met. When you do your horse shit, whatever you're doing, can you keep your hand out of fucking point blank in my face? You're doing this, go on, fuck it. You're dumb fucking mitt. That's been on really different decks. So you just literally just said what I said 20 minutes ago when I go shit.

You're fucking his hands. He's a monkey. His legs, he's kicking out a USBs, he's a a monkey, whatever it is. He's got his hands out. We could literally give him fucking like raw chicken before the show. We can eat in the corner. And there we go. Gator.

Little Italy. Now, let's solve this Kelly Lewis. It was really Lewis's rubber. No, no's solve this Kelly Lewis. It was really Lewis's robber. It was it was me and you Kelly what I want to say is because you brought this up. I'm a big supporter of Lewis. I love Lewis and when the day he's when those guys got kicked out and they were like fuck him and he went any other comic in here. I believe not because your assholes even me I think because of confrontation you'd be like, I do whatever man because your assholes, even me, I think because of confrontation, you'd be like,

ah, do whatever man, he's cool, but blah blah. Lewis said, fuck you dude, I'm not taking your compliment. That's my friend, you don't say that shit about my friend. That's some next level. Yeah it is. I know who I am. Yeah. And I know the type of guy I am and I fuck you,

I don't care about your accolades. It's a real issue. Especially for a guy who never gets accolades. Never. No I should he. Don't even know what that means. The word accolades. I'm gonna test it tonight I hope I'm gonna have an accident.

Can I can you backtrack like I don't I wasn't here last week so could you tell me what happened what's the backstory. Well we were at comics together and he was middling for me. He was the feature and he did good. And we all did good, but these drunk assholes were at the show, I kicked him out. Get the fuck out. He was drunk trying to scream, trying to be, I'm gonna talk to, get the fuck out.

They kicked him out, him and his girl and his other friend. And as Lewis is walking out, well, no, he yelled at you. He said that you're gonna die of heart disease anyway. That's why I wanna have him kicked out. You're gonna die of heart disease anyways. Well, see had a point. I really, I so wish I had a heart attack at that moment.

Just right then. So he can't go to my funeral. He couldn't even be in, like he can't do benefits. Because all the fans of my family, I mean, like, that's the fucking guy who did it. That voodoo Puerto Rican. And it'd be great to watch him break his character of real-ass dude We're like yeah hard to see what she does

He carry me He would literally carry me like 40 blocks to the hospital. Oh no! Alright, let's not go crazy. I'm gonna carry you three feet. Dead weight? I'm gonna put you on scum post back. He would squat you to the hospital.

Yeah, him and his centaurous bottom half. Oh fuck you, Jacob. You're not fucking a horse. centaurus bottom house. So anyways, so I love Gomez. I just don't like this new someone told you you you're not the fucking you're not the the the the key to this fucking show dummy all right you're a part of it you You're hilarious on it. But don't believe the high five fuck face. The ice. Don't believe the ice. Don't believe your own height. Yeah. You think the show's gonna fall apart without you? What are you saying that he could be replaced by Eric Rivera? They've tried that. No, I can not. I'll replace you. I got to call Justin. Silver?

I forgot to call him. Did he tell me he wants to come back on that's not gonna happen But I will Hey, let's go on the show He still thinks the show is gonna get picked up Lewis never said the show which be shitty without him. He just starting to leave. It's not the same thing No, he said it. Give milk. Yeah, be skimmel. That's that's actually saying it'd be bad Yeah, you're good point. No, it saying it'd be bad. Yeah, you're a good point. No, it's not a good point.

It's the point. That's like the basis in a band being like, I'm gonna leave. He's like, band won't be the same. We can go. Yeah, we can go. Maybe you never listen to this, bro. Maybe you never know.

Maybe you just go up. Primes. Or a primus. Yeah. Or fucking. Yeah, primus. This is not primus. We're not less clay pool.

You're not less clay pool. By the way, we all want to just prove that we knew who less clay band was. Yeah, well, everybody. What do you, what pork soda? Seven Seas of Cheese? I mean, are we primus. You're not let's play pool. You're not let's play pool. We all want to just prove that we knew who less clay I'm all you a pork soda seven seas of cheese. I mean are we primus when Brandon was the drummer when her What are we doing here anyways? Now move on move on just so you know that I fucking I am your biggest fan Lewis You're saying that I'm your biggest fan No, I'm I love you I like, I love you. I like your I love your I love your wife. I love your kid. I'm gonna have you for dinner and movie night. Did it's bugging me. No, it's not. What's

bugging him? What happened? Kelly's instigation. Yes, what is it? I don't know. Stop. Stop. Stop. What are you talking about? So I was joking around that Lewis did it the that same joke the second Which was hold on it which is a separate joke the fact that I did it a second time is the joke okay? I Dan go ahead but then Kelly Perfostuka fashion Jumped in like the fucking guy in an 80s movie that's a part of the like Guy in an 80s movie that's a part of the like yeah She's that person she has a joke. She's done it with me. She does it with everybody Kelly likes to jump in and Kelly whack when someone's already down Kelly Kelly. Yeah, I am waiting for fucking fat-fingered scope

But I go over to your camera. No, that's his ass. Not as fingers. Oh, sorry. Are you using your ass to switch? It's ass is very talented I asked to switch fucking cameras. His ass is very talented. No. No. Oh. Where's your head of you? It will laugh at anything Kelly Fistuke has said.

Oh, Danny, no, thank you. You fucking, you should have said under your fucking. I'm so sorry. Yeah, you should have said, have you laughed consistently at stuff Kelly Fistuke? No, you could have just went, have you laughed more than five times? I would have went one

Was her going back to Australia? Count? No, Kelly, listen, Kelly's funny, but listen, Kelly, look it, you can understand there's like there's different types of funny man, there's not I'm not going to really give a backroll I'm not going to give a backroll Listen, there's different types of beauty There's a fuckable beauty I appreciate that bumbi.

Shut up shut up shut up. Listen what I'm saying. I know I'm funny. I'm sorry that it helps Lewis that there's someone that he is around that he can be louder than. Can you bring the mic back because it looks like you're sucking a big black cock on the camera. Yeah bring it down. That's a big one.

But it's just, I'm an easy target for Lewis because he's loud and the maze big and the maze and he just talks over and I just can't. So he's a black comic. Just cut in my face, let that. Let's talk more about this instigation thing that's stand up. Quit avoiding. I do, Kelly, you're a troublemaker. You like to create division. Stay on Kelly, please.

Cause it's a show's sure it's fun No, no, no, no, no, we all have fun. We don't so trouble with each other Kelly trouble. We don't Can I say something though really look at me guys honest to God. There's a bunch of you gonna understand Kelly is a fucking girl. She's just a girl girls are different than us. They're softer than us. They're much more Shut up. They're softer than us. They're much more. Shut up. They're more. They're more. You're broke. They're more.

Bloggers unite, please. Against the worst day game is. Maybe you get some followers. Well hang on one second. What? Did you want you? Yeah, when I'm giving a speech, when I give them one of my speeches,

you get the camera up in. I want low light. I want you to have fun to go around. OK, I need a screen shot, I need a clean shot. I need a clean shot. It follows me as I get inspired. I want Louis nodding. I need to go and primalate that he is there.

I do want to shut up. As I'm speaking, go back to Louis and he will nod. I want all three of these guys. I want Dan Joe to not as a player All right, go on me ready all right, so listen what I'm saying is this okay? Look at me Dan Dan and Joe everybody yes, okay? You know see and Louis she is a girl that's different you guys are all guys You guys did we're harder we were brought up tougher I think skins are

thicker you understand the dick skin We were brought up tougher. I think skins are thicker. You understand? I got the dick skin. And I listen honestly, God, you gotta understand that you attack her like she's one of the guys. She's not. She's a girl. She hangs out with girls.

She's more sensitive than you guys. And she's been in the business a lot less than anybody in this room except for Bill Dawes. I mean, if you added all of his time that he quits and goes back to acting, he roll the blades and all the fucking karate he does. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, you're saying she has low self-esteem. You understand what I'm saying, guys? Okay.

I think that's different from what Dan and Lewis and I are talking about right now. I am. Okay, okay. Explain what you're talking about. I agree with you. And the fact that she is a girl, you do do it as a much of a man, because you're a corporate dad.

And Robert, while I would like to disagree with the fact that she's a girl, because we don't have that proven. She could have a tiny little Australian dick. If she was a she-mail. You know, I'm punched right in the head. I'm punched-mail. Oh, and punch her right in the head. I'd punch her right swear in the side of the tump. That would be the biggest catfish thing ever. It's the entire podcast. What if she had a fish?

That would be its own MTV show for years. What if she had a dick, like a big dick, like a thundercock? All right, before we get into this, Kelly, I want to ask you a question. Yeah, mate. Is anything I just say resonate? Before we get into this, Kelly, I want to ask you a question. Yeah, mate. Is anything I just say resonate? Is any of that true?

Do you feel that or do you want to be treated differently? Or do you want to be one of the guys? Or do you want guys to lighten up on you? Or do you feel like, I don't want to fucking, look, we all love you, we all care about you, right? But I get nervous sometimes that you're going to get fucking. No, no, no, I feel like like I know that there's no way. I know you don't have a tension right now, Dan, just be quiet.

Oh, that was perfect. That was perfect. Yeah. So I'm talking about that a horse shit that she likes to jump in and throw a fucking, you know what you know, she's the sucker puncher. She throws sucker punches. She can't stand and trade me finish

the fucking point without any Me behind it. I'm the reason that you just do that. Now let me finish I think that you guys and I know that you will deny this to the cows come home But when do the cows come home very late in the night? Joe hang on one second Joe. Can you rewrite that line for her? That's not a joke. That's just a saying. I know.

But you guys, I find that you guys, and I can take it. Believe me, I can shut up. I can take it. You took it by half this month. I thought of a joke. No, I can take it. And I have been taking it. Yes.

Right. But you guys are a lot harder. I believe you guys are a lot harder on me than you are to each other a little time. That's not true That's not true. I call him a fucking gorilla ape every other second and I tell him my on recording my son's gonna Grow up listening to that. Yeah, I want it. No, it's not you're gonna be dead before I want to But I slow those butt cheeks. Yeah, and I'm taking it. I've been I've been snapping my fingers at this fucking lesbos for the last hour

Should we go back to previous episodes where you couldn't go on the internet? I mean the keeping up thing can we do that? I'm just saying you throw sucker punches Yeah, yeah jump in and what you do is the main thing that upsets me is you try to tattle on us to Bobby That's how you get close to Bobby. That's why he's defending you. Where are I? I drank beers. No, Joe, I got this.

I drink beer and I just didn't have time to go over place them. And you went and told Bobby, I literally killed it. I know not to tell you anything. You sold it a war. I got it. Go to Kelly. Because you get me up the shit because I am responsible for a lot of no no no no no you could Have you dummy go to you could have covered that up?

I already called Bobby to tell me to never time to play Lois Oh my god, you're a rat bitch and you go to Bobby She's a fucking rat me out to get me in trouble only to get him to like you more Which is fucked up? I don't look like the idiot. That's not true. That is true. I'm my father. You look like a fucking idiot me Like scopo scopo be like if he's if he's mad at me But I'm the one who's an idiot. I know what I'm doing. I know my job if you're the one who

Forgetts this leaves this behind makes a mess right. I have to be responsible for that and I'm not responsible for you. Can I say something though? Listen She's absolutely right this studio is a is a not uh This is not a gimme this is a luxury. This is a gift from no okay, and then and and and then I and you know how much juice Hey giving I'll be right there Jim much juice he giving I'll be right there Jim. I see now. I want to shift our paradigm to how Lewis is such a fucking animal. He's a dog about that piece at idiot. Now if no one's on the other side of that curtain, where he's out.

Well, Lewis is already out. In my opinion, he never even was in the right. Am I a piece of idiot really? Yeah, you are, you are a large piece of idiot. Yes. Well, Kelly might want to say something now Dan Listen, I want to say something. I want to say something. I want to say something Chris Scopa. Okay good I mean what the fuck I went to three seconds before you even notice so anyways I'm getting you looking at it with I'm getting you a director's chair get me one and get him get me

The way Dan was so dismiss Kelly shut your face. I you're doing a great job. Thank you, Mike. Yeah, listen To her shut up listen Lewis here's a deal The studio is a it's you shouldn't even be here. You're here because, first of all, you're my friend. I love your show, you're part of the podcast, and I wanted to give you an opportunity to have a place to go because you didn't have a place to do your show. And I didn't want to, you know what I'm saying?

So here's a studio, we wanna put that out there to the people on the podcast, but you gotta respect it as it's mine. I did, so hang on one second. So if I come in here, hang on one second. If I come in here and there's no, if I'm out of beer, because I can come in here any time, I do podcasts on a whim.

I'll come in and just do a show without you guys, without any, I come in and do, whoa. Yeah, I do one of the skim milk. You're right. But. But. We've got the difference. And. The point is Bob, here's the thing, it's a separate issue. Yeah, but I explain how it's a separate issue.

She's got my back. She's my, here's Bob. Let me just finish this. No, no, no, no, no, let me finish. No, let me finish. Oh, Munroy, settle down, Munroy. He's not as big as Munroy. What I'm saying is that she's my backup.

She cleans the place, stalks the place, her and Scopo, take care of everything for me, so I don't have to fucking worry about it. So if something's missing, I'm gonna yell it, I'm gonna what the fuck you're doing, I came in, there's no beers, and she's in trouble because of you. You shouldn't, hang on, you shouldn't be here.

This is my studio's podcast. You're here because. You're not arguing the same thing. You understand? Let me just finish it and then you can make it. You're anting on this point. That's not even the same point. I know, but I took three beers and I fucking Kelly. If you fucking interrupt me one more time

to get, because you're arguing, what are you gonna do, Heter? I'm gonna choke you to fucking live. Now you're not evil. She might be evil. She's a bad person. I'm not. What do you mean, Bill? She hasn't even done anything to you? No, they're talking she's like

Yeah, see and his martial arts has taught him Hang on hang on he has a lot of paying attention to the fucking show and pay attention to this and try to do both And you're gonna learn how to do both but do this first and then fucking fade in all right? I like how you take a break to shit on Chris See that I was perfect you went to my see understand when you pay attention You fucking one person thing I took three beers and I called you to say dude I don't have time to replace them all Christmas. I mean we said and what you said is you like don't even worry about it You don't have to play some okay, okay?

Conversation because I fucking hold on. Okay, great, Kelly. I understand that. Back to you, specifically just to start fucking trouble. I told Kelly, I was going to replace them obviously, but she went and she relished in the fact that she got to tell you. No, she did. I'll tell you what she did.

She just called me up. She called me up and she goes, listen, hang on one second, Joe, I got you. She called me up and she goes like this. He took, and I went, it's fine, don't fine the order about it he's fine he called me blah blah blah she was looking out for me joke ahead uh... as brilliant as a comedic mind as i think luis is no oil of his friend he's a fucking piece of shit lawyer who's letting the defense

off track him on us on one instance this is become about this one instance yes Yeah, which is a dumb instance. There's There's a lot of examples that Dan has and Chris has and I have and Lewis has Of of of of trying to create division and go about Mike who's on his phone Oh phone jail Get your phone. This is all the time. The phone. All right. I'm gonna put it away. Where's the phone jail? Where's the podcast? We're on the podcast every week.

Where's the phone jail? I think the phone jail might, and he probably did something with it. What? See, let's see, like, you guys are gonna share me because like, like, you know, he can't have his phone out, but that's one of Bobby's requests. No one has a phone. I don't want you on the fucking phone. I didn't know that was one of the fucking rules.

Well, why don't I just, why didn't you know that? Let's just come. Hang on one second. I'm not know that was one of the fucking rules. Well, why don't it's, why didn't you know that? Let's just come. Hang on one second. I'm not on the podcast, everything. No, not you, Mike. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm not on the podcast, everything.

No, not you, Mike. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Why, why, why doesn't he know that? I didn't remind him at the beginning of my phone. Oh, hitter, Bob. Just fucking hitter. Right?

Right. We need you to come in from here. All you have to say to everybody when they come in, please keep your, don your fucking on your phones Okay, because it's very distracting because if I look over and Mike what's your last name? You know my last name Bobby Becky on it means old and Italian I'm a comic Mike V for for tweets So one one here's the thing warning one and I don't like it's one morning don't don't warn Mike, okay?

He's on a fucking tipping scale, okay if his career was better we'd warn him and we juggle around I'm not happens I get thrown out of the podcast by my fucking friends Is that what my friends throw me down the stairs? Nobody's my own club. Is that what happens? Now you have to be more than anything else Joe go back to your fence. All right. Here we go Joe well I don't want this to be my whole defense cuz I'm very zen and I'm going through a program I'm trying to forgive and I don't have all these I don't harbor these

You're resentments totally fucking party Stank by the way Dan is bringing up your party That Dan brought up is nothing to do with this one incident and and Lewis that this dumb love of a lug is just letting the fucking defense lawyer distracted by this one thing that he can't win i want to know some multiple example here's a thing okay i want to know something from bill does yes bill does because you're you're out on the side you're green with these guys uh... why do you say that about kelly and not because you hate with all women because you take his massive and use

hate women that's why you hate fuck women. Stay together My porn is I Want to fuck Kelly and no, I think that Kelly just I grew a dance. She's she gets a lot of shit She says a lot and then she gives a little like little looks when someone gets some trouble. She's like You're in trouble. You like a teacher's pet a little bit You're in trouble. You're like a teacher's pet a little bit She said that's your one warning to Mike. This is your show is she fucking Super sales Mike has a car with wooden panels on the side

You know I'm breaking bad when that guy was like remember who you you're fucking working for? And then he fucking- No, we don't. Okay, never mind, move on. Never saw the show. That's good. It was a good example a couple of weeks ago, towards the end of the show. That was a close-up. Lewis and Kelly get to being on breaking bad.

I know. Lewis and Kelly start arguing. Yes. They're fighting. You guys were fighting. And then Lewis had to leave and Kelly goes, fine, leave and disrespect Bobby. Distress back Bobby in a show.

Bring you into it, guys. I'm defending you. I can back Bobby in a show. Bring him to it, guys. I'm defending you. I can't plug my next show or my Twitter, because that was leaving early. So you guys, you got to say to the end in order to plug your next show. So what happened? What did Bobby say to me before that?

Bobby, did you say before that, that, uh, did you tell Lewis? It's still seven. Did you tell Lewis? And I'm like, Lewis knows it's still seven. I have so much to do. But he needs to leave that he just leaves

you know i mean i mean i think that like that i think that's what i say that i'm responsible do you do you get it do you give her you give her shit if somebody has to leave ten minutes here's it here's it here's my policy ready this is what i love it this is what i do on the show no grains if you can if you make the show you're on the fucking show if you have to leave early i'd rather have you not on the show and i can put somebody that hasn't been on the show, you're on the fucking show. If you have to leave early, I'd rather have you and not on the show, and I can put somebody that hasn't been on the show for a long time.

There's a long list of motherfuckers that want to do this show that I don't have on, because I have regulars that I want on. I want you guys, if you guys want to come on, Mike, Mike, honest to God, you can come on anytime. I mean, there's not enough seats, I can't. But like, no, but Mike, here's the thing, Mike wants to come on, I want Mike on. Now enough seats. But like, no, but Mike, here's the thing, Mike wants to come on, I want Mike on.

Now, here's the thing, if you're not, if you got to leave early, just do it next week. Well, I'm just telling you, that's my policy. And I tell her, if you have to leave, if you have, I want you, I want a commitment from five to seven, at least, after two hours, if someone says I gotta go, you know I let everybody go. You know what's happened, one of them.

You know what I'm saying? I don't have a fucking say, wait, I get it, we went on a little long, but for two hours, if you're gonna do the show, do the fucking show. If you can't, no problem, but I don't wanna fucking, because once I let you leave, then he leave, then everybody knows it can just fucking take off. And I don't want that show.

If you wanna do the show, you know what it is, you know how long it goes, and in your head, you go, I don't feel like doing two, then don't come. And it's not any skin off my back. You can't, this is my show. That's the way I like it. I'm sorry, if you can't do it, then don't do it. I have to leave early.

Mm-hmm. Today? I'm kidding. That's not even maze light light that's it like that's what she's coming that's why it's a white white white white white that's that's bobby's like rule what I see what Joe saying it just happened again literally just like that the fight that they were you guys keep distracting it to like specific points right it happens a lot where there'll

be something happening yeah and Kelly will jump in and be like you will be arguing about something we never argued Joe whatever's happening now Lewis and Bobby are arguing with argument many times trust me notes I've argued many times you're never I know we've never argued we've never argued we've never argued

I see what you're doing what am I doing? can I say something exactly? Hang on. We'll be arguing. It's like you'll be. Hang on one second. Who are you fantasizing murdering in your head right now? No, no, no, no.

I'm fantasizing about looking at my phone. I'm not allowed to do it. Wait, here's what I'm saying. I know what you're doing now and you're doing a great job of it. What am I doing? You are doing a very great job of protecting your friend Kelly because fucking we all have a not I'm not you're protecting my

Bobby dressing that is not listen I'm not protecting her I'm just I swear to God you guys have a beef have a beef let it out I want you guys I want you to fuck this is the greatest shit. Yeah Bobby here's a problem. I thought that was crap I'm all about the dietary jokes right now Started out it started out as diet Dietary jokes Come on that's great Wait, literally whatever you fucked up but for her to go like you're disrespecting Bobby that would annoy the fuck out of me

That's a nice guy. Can I say something? That's annoying. That's what you do to decide. You'll do that. You'll be that guy. You have no problem saying fuck you. You fucking monkey motherfucker. Exactly. You'll do that all day. I don't really Kelly. Just chirping in the background.

Like a little shitty fucking bird. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. That argument wasn't about him leaving early. They were arguing about the saying that they're always arguing about. And then, because she ran out of arguments in that argument, she went, all right, you'll leave leave it early and Bobby's mad about it It wasn't about him leaving early, but he wasn't leaving early was a two hour

It was over two hours already by the way I let you leave I didn't say anything did I? Because it's over two hours I've never left less than two hours Bobby is Bobby and Lewis So what would you say? I want to say as as the new guy on the show and take it away so can we just note that the camera as soon as you started talking right back to perfect producer now you're fucking yeah I got I got yelled at so I had to go ahead

Pamela as as the new guy and taking on responsibilities here I am a little afraid that Kelly will run back to you if I ask her to do something for me. She'd be like, well, that's Chris' decision. I'm a little afraid that so I won't ask her to do shit or something like that. I won't ask her to cover for me because I know. I'm not that much of a friend. I mean, no, no, no, it's not you.

Is that what you're doing now? We should be. It doesn't matter how many examples we come up with you spin it to sign you cuz you're a wonderful friend Not that saying I don't think Kelly's a good person and everything I think Kelly's my friend, but I still Wow guys, this has been a great intervention about the way that I am a piece of shit She said that you're a person Presence for people I bought your comb hackie sack do you know? I use that comb every day. Do you like Haki Sack, Lewis?

I threw the Haki Sack off. You know why? Because even though it was Bobby's birthday, I wanted everyone out like I don't know. That kinda pissed me off. Yeah, right. That made me fucking mad. Honest of God, it's like it's my fucking day.

And this dick get to Don Fraydol, where's my fucking doll? Where's my figurine? I bought it. I bought it. I don't give a fuck. I want a doll I have my don't for me. I told you don't to worry about it and you shove the money my face So I appreciate it. I gave it to you because he's being I don't want you. Yeah, I want you using it all Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly I've been around you long enough

I'll be honest with you. Well Chris said really resonated with me. Like Chris, wait a minute, did you just use doing resonate? Resonate. Really does because of resin. Yes, there's a lot of resin. Really does because he's a part of it. If there's anything going on, let's just say I forgot a wire.

And I needed a wire. I would never have been able to do this. I forgot a wire. I'm sorry. I was over in a million years. Call you up and be like, hey, can you help me with this? Because I know the second I hang up the phone, you're going to call Bobby and and be like hey, can you help me with this because I know the second I hang up the phone you're gonna call Bobby and say I Lewis forgot a wire mate

I mean I think he's really disrespecting the studio She doesn't can I just say something though. I'm not sticking up for a joke I'm just I'm I'm gonna add this in because you're you're literally making something look what you think she does I know I'm gonna tell you what she does She would never call me up and because Lewis is this so that already laying She calls me up and you know She calls me up. She says um Lewis you come on my show and

I'm gonna get some of those pumpkin trick-or-treats knickers bars And fucking maybe line a couch It impressive. That's impressive when you're you have your own show and the nicks not on Hardy Lang show is on now That's awesome. I wish Kelly would step in. And let me just say to you. Look at even Mike, what you name again? You're kidding, Mike Vicki-Oms, been on my show a couple times. He's a big Mets fan, right?

You like the Mets? I don't know what you're trying to say. Back in the day, the red socks are kicking ass. Whatever that's gonna be. I'm gonna take a nap now. I'll talk to you in a few. Well,'m going back to the arti-lang show. Hey, I don't care fucking what you next opener. What's your name again Joe list? Anyway, this is not for years Yeah, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love you dude. You're one of my favorite people on the planet

Kelly I will just I will state this to bring it back. This is my only gripe with you This is the only thing that drives me down. You have a gripe with her? No, that was it. That was what I heard. So it's only a problem. So here's a deal. Kelly You're a constant everyone over there The name of the podcast right to that down bitch Now listen Kelly you really this the reason why I brought this up is because you really have been getting I see it coming out that you bothers you that they say you're not funny Yeah, I see it coming out that you bothers you that they say you're not funny. Yeah. I never say that. I never say that either.

Not to her face. I never make any physical jokes either. Not to her face. And how about this? And I don't ever say that. I bought a domain name that stated such. I'm going to call it the proponent of this. Call it the sukkasux.com, please go to my website.

How about this? The night when Patrick was here, Patrick started shitting on her act. And I go like, and my mind, I'm like this, I cannot believe that a booker is publicly shitting on her. That must be the worst feeling. That must be,er is publicly she didn't have that must be the worst feeling that must be that i mean it's big that must be the worst feeling that everyone jumps in and i'm going on and this

must be brutal everyone's doing this it comes down and what's the next thing that happens yet you get you get your dumb tiny mouth now attacks me i fucking mind police mister and i'm so sorry but anyways what uh what i think what damn brought up originally and we've used weird examples. Sometimes this happens a lot with Kelly where not you and I, whoever, Dan and you will be arguing.

And in the middle of it, Kelly will pipe in out of nowhere on your side just to double. Yeah, sorry, you do do that. You fucking idiot. Where you're like, you weren't even a thing you just jump with you just go with Bobby on the matter but no Kelly with joke just like yeah first of all I feel bad that Patrick did that venomous and you do it hang on I feel bad that I'm glad you wrote that about feel bad that part yeah that broke my heart it did well it's

I you know he's a booker and I look Because he listens to the show and he listens to people shooting on me on the show and he's one of the guys on the show. This is the thing. That's why it bothers me. This is what I don't like though. Honestly, God. I really don't like this when shows do this.

And when we're, we're, we're together in this. We're comics, we're friends. Okay, we have enough people saying no to us, right, Mike? And we have, we have enough people shooting on us. Honestly, God. On every level, I don't care who the fuck you are in this room or who we have on this show, we have so much against us in this fucking business, okay? And you know, when we start shitting on each other and making the

fans, when the fans start not liking one of us, because we let that happen, I don't want that. I want every fucking fan to listen to show to support everybody that comes on this fucking show. I don't want, you know, because we say Kelly's like, we're joking. But you know, I don't, you don't get to fucking joke with her like that. You don't get as a fan,

go, hey, you're on fun of you asshole, because you know what, you're not, we're friends and I know you, you can't, they can't, look, I'm just kidding too, I get that. But there is a point where we take it too far and we don't let the people listening know that, hey, we do give a shit about each other.

Louis, you really don't give a fuck. You know, she fucks with you like a sister or a brother or a mother, you know. Look, I didn't talk to my family for two months. We do get into fights, we do get mad at each other, we do step over shit. I fucked up with friends. I've not talked to friends, friends have a fucked up of me,

but the thing is, is that, yeah, I mean, we can't let it get to where people are actually hating her for real. For real. Well, I, because I would never let them get it with you when that guy hates you. You never got my back against those fucking guys

who started tweeting and talking shit at me. It's one guy. I don't block people, no, it was two guys. I don't block people. I just take it. I think it's funny I I block I block psycho. I've got a lot of people at shows that don't like you. Yeah, I've blocked a lot I blocked a lot of people that said shit about you or you or you I don't fucking take it He pointed three times that got He put it in a celly three times a day. That got... That got...

That thing you would do with him was you kind of thing. I didn't want to step on it. You were going to hope he dies. You were going back and forth with him every week. It was kind of a funny thing that was happening with you. And now I was suddenly turned around. I mean, I don't actually care. That's my point.

Okay, but fine. But what I'm saying is that I do. I care about that. I don't want fans hating any of you fucking guys. And I want fans supporting all of us. You know, I mean, look, Kelly, it's hilarious that we say you're not funny. Because you're not.

The listen. I mean, you guys, I love you guys, and you guys can shoot on me, but when I'm going to a show, and there's all these young comics open bikers, and five of them in a row are like, you're not funny, Kelly, you're not funny like you're not funny. Carol you're not funny They said at you your position show

You're in a position now. It hurts my Listen me listen me you're still in a My My My You're selling up a mic Hangover you're getting funny you're getting You said you said I'm fucking making why are you rolling over that I'm making an actual point okay?

I had a point that you didn't even I'm Let him finish Listen to me. I had a point that you didn't even listen to me. I'm answering that point. He died at 10 point first. I let him finish his statement. You're still in open mic. I hang on a ticket mic. Are you okay, Mike? Yeah, I'm getting jittery.

Yeah. Mike, take your phone out, Mike. No, I have to, like, I have to piss pretty soon. I were almost there. We're gonna take a break. We're actually gonna take a break. I'm old, I'm gonna be finished for a point. Let me finish the point. I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna take a break. I're gonna take a break. We're gonna we're actually gonna take a break. Oh, no, let me finish shortly. Let me finish the point. We're gonna take a break.

What happens is you go to an open mic and you have always other open micers that see you getting fans and success and hanging out with all these fucking amazing comics and getting these opportunities, opening for Bobby Kelly on the road. Dude, they see that and they go, oh, fuck her. She's not running wash. She's getting it. They're jealous. It's a separate issue. There's nothing to do with the ball busing on the show. Every time they say, I'm not fucking funny on the show, say, oh fuck it.

You're not funny, you're not funny. Raise your hand. I'm gonna go on stage and I'm gonna prove it every second that I am. There's no point in me that's going, guys, don't say I'm not funny. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, I totally get your point.

And I just wasn't, I get that kind of like, fuck her. Like, how did she get that, or blah, blah, blah. I totally get your point. But I just wasn't, I get that kind of like fuck her. Like how did she get that? Or blah, blah, blah. I totally understand that. But it just doesn't come across to me that way when it's like every, like, oh. What I'm saying, here's the thing that I'm saying though is that she's a girl.

She just said that hurts my heart. Who the fuck one of us would say that? Who the fuck would say that? We don't feel it. I got to play story. I was in Peru with my, I was in Turkey, but this is a different trip. I was also in Peru. I get a piss that almost made me piss. I rack and quay and Germany and get away.

You're in a shitty USO tour with somebody famous. We've got it. I've done three of them. Go ahead. Nate's not famous yet. Anyways, Nate is doing the USO tour. This is like nine years ago. It was before the war that you know it was made to the u.s.a. tour i was it this is like nine years ago it was before the war i know it was a u.s.o.e. was that other thing to write

with actually i can't be who died so she had a good actually pay you right yeah that's good you know work for get paid for doing stuff of the soldiers got good feel that that that no make a living once you go to the fucking chuckle hut in fucking i rack go ahead anyways I did the USO nothing I was in Peru and that's great that you're in a position to go away for two weeks and not make any money I'm happy for you I was in Peru and this this story it's this again you took it so far anyways you're by the way you've only said you were in Peru not not gonna give you the point

No, because we fucked up because I made him say more words and his little mouth can't take it Here's the thing now Kelly Kelly yells get to the point so now this is the way this is the way I operate So now I'm doing my thing we're telling jokes using me. I'm like, all right. I owe one to Bobby I'm gonna get him for that. I'm gonna nail him Kelly. I'm gonna nail her. This is fine. This is how we operate Yeah, when I nail Kelly now. I'm an asshole. She's a girl. She's sensitive She's not a girl you can say whatever you want to Listen you understand I'm saying should do you because it's too much backlash because here's Listen, you understand I'm not saying should do you because it's too much backlash because here's here nine episode because I think it's because it's always you're not funny

It's always is it's always the same thing mines the voice. Yeah, I just do the voice Which I love okay, I've retired for seven episodes myself Joe I hate the why is it keep doing the voice cuz I fucking hey she showed up. You I said in my house Hello, I don't think I still fucking Remember that's the genesis of where she came from right her stupid right you and I do in the show me and you right we did the show when I hit her she has to go well so it's always you're not funny is the thing you sing you get right how come it's always

monkey with him and small mouse with me or fat with you how come well that's part of it but no I get fucking zing we fuck with each other with a lot of other stuff, but you, you're, you're making a good point. I understand what you're saying. We all have our thing. You know, you say that every, she's not funny. You're fat. I'm a monkey. It's got a tiny mouth.

But can I just keep on going on about my club, Tate and not the funny one? No, that's funny, too. Don't get me wrong. We can choose those things. Can I say, can I ask you a question? Yes. What any of this have to do with the USA tour? Yeah, you started the story with.

I was doing a fun thing, right name, country. I was doing a fun thing with my name, countries. Anyways, one time I was hiking in Peru with my ex-girlfriend and she got really sick and she had to ride a horse with a pic of the mountain. I said it hurts my heart. And the tour guide was like, your hard hurts? And then, this is Joe, I was gonna die. Let me say this. You know what, that was worth it. Thank you. I said it hurts my heart and the tour guide was like your hard hurts and

Let me say this And you're still getting yours too by the way Could be it could be it could be fat. It could be your your two defensive of Kelly it could be a couple of other things that I want to say what I'm just plumbing what I'm saying what I'm saying is this listen to me what I'm saying is this is that the not funny thing though when you say when you can say all this other stuff at little mouth ape corporate then thank you. You hungry huge cock big paste. And then but with saying when you see a comp when you see the not funny thing.

That's a that's a different that's a different area man. And like you know because Kelly said it she's got a bullseye in her back open micers are like why the fuck is she on this and we're saying she's not different area man. And like, you know, because Kelly said it, she's got a bullseye on her back. Open micers are like, why the fuck is she on this part? And we're saying she's not funny. Look, Kelly, like I said, you're not funny, but the thing, no I'm kidding. Look, you're where you're at. You're not the funniest person in this room. And that's fine with me.

It goes me, Dan Joe, Lewis, Scopo, come on. Mike, fucking, whatever his name is Dude that's totally cool because I know the work I do and I know what I I know what I do to make sure that Your arm sickle just now. Yeah, okay. See it's great. I love the one you care the one you care that is because it's Constant it's all it's fucking constant. You know, my times Bobby is said to me. You're not funny You're yeah, but how many times have I said your hilarious? Yeah, how many times that I'm fucking next to last to Fun in this fucking room and I stayed quiet about it. It really hurt Special you know

I think it was an evening at the improv I did the night show when Johnny was at the improv. I'm going to call it with a calc star. He was called with a calc star. If you haven't seen Mike's half hour, I have it on VHS. Really cute. Listen, Lou, Lou, if you want us to make the jokes, any of you, just do it.

It's fine. But I think because one, a few times people say to me, I want to you fly back, I don't fly back against that joke because to me, it's not worth it. Like, it feels fly back against that joke because to me it's not worth it. Like it's just, it feels really good. It hurts your heart, how is not worth it? Because I have to block it out. I said it hurts to go.

I said I was like, you gotta fucking go back at Lewis. But if we go, the fucking fucking club is behind your back. And blah, blah, blah, like I can do that. But when it's, But wait, first to fuck off, no, let me say something, I don't give a shit, okay? Look, if you're funny, you're fucking funny. If you're not funny, you're not funny I grew up as a fucking fat kid, okay?

Yeah, and you stayed that way Bobby Kelly as fucking had eating disorders his whole life and don't point at me Stay on you fat. Oh stomach. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm all mouth dead far and dead. It's dead club. Only Dan is a dead sister. And we're working through it. Dead mother, listen, you can bring all the fucking karate pants, karate pants, MTA face.

But the one thing we all have in common is with standups. Okay, that's the sacred thing. We're all trying, we're trying, scoples is a standup, yeah. I swear to God. That's great buddy That was an asshole move I don't

Fucking tramp our response that was Fucking tramp our response that was She's overcompensating with Joe now, do you notice that up the past 20 minutes? Joe you are just the best The show should be called you know what Joe I love it! Oh, Joe's big mouth! Oh! Oh! I love it!

Sorry, I love the accent. Keep doing it. I do love it. I do. Yes, Joe. You don't love it so big. I think I speak for everyone when I say, dance on fire. Dance on fire.

Dance on fire. Dance on fire. Dance on fire. Dance on fire. Dad, I got one one that'd be great if we when we do that Scopa in the future you kind of go around the cameras and you get everybody doing it also just real quick Listen, you tell who fucking scopa likes I got the murderers row I got the murders row right here I got maybe if you put it on them they'd fucking talk a little Mike's little Ben in a talking

Mike this is in color Maybe if you put it on them, they'd fucking talk a little. Mike's never been in a talking. No, listen. Listen. Oh, my God. Mike, this is in color. Listen. This is the first. It's the first. How can we, how in me and Bill's defense, how can we talk about the inner workings of the show? You guys are dominating.

You want to see it? You're looking. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm every week. It doesn't matter. I'm not going to talk about something that I'm not familiar with. I'll tell you why. First of all, do you have to be mad at everything?

I'm making my point. I'm articulating my point. Do you have the beef that goes on? No. But in the psychology of it. Being in a bill or an L.A. making shit happen. Work with me. Do it to do two.

Summer's all pink. Carp wheels. Ah. Ah. OK. We get our fucking deal. Do you want to get to summer salt and cartwheels? Okay, we get our fucking deal. You'll be begging us to come on Mike do you understand though the psychology of it you you understand from your listeners I get it. It's all about listeners so that you can get spot. I get it. Joe. That's not what I'm talking about Sponsorship at the end of the day so you can move to arcsley permanently speaking of sponsors you guys we're gonna take a break right now that comic Mike V please please follow the plug stuff at the end of the end of the season it's gonna fist fuck each other and we're gonna plug at the end we're

gonna take a break right now we'll be right back I I need to go to toilet really bad. I got a little bit of voicemail from my camera. You want to go after me? Because I don't want to go. Just let me go in and show you. What's your offer you there? You have it. Where are you? I'm ready. So I can get to the mic. You hear me? All right guys. All right let's, we're gonna do this one. I wanna let you guys know, I don't know if you know this, but I know you know hulu.com, but hulu plus is unbelievable.

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I'm talking to you, Mike. All right, we're back. We're back. We're back. Your mic is off. Everybody's mic is off except for mine. Hello. Hello. Hello. Stop it, stop it, monkey. Hello, hello, Bobby monkey.

You actually purposely went over mine last. You fucking asshole. No, you're second to last. You fucking sensitive. Where the fuck is my mic with my child of funniness in the room? Let's not love all of us together. Relax, we know him great. How did you come out on top with the same

fuck we're having a dead parent and you just fell apart. You got a dick on your head. I got a don from a mic. I have two I have two dead parents and the way they died was a lot more brutal than the way Dan's dad died. How is that my dead dad of alcohol? He slowly destroyed himself. Yeah, but it's a really fun way to go out. It is and he was and he was a Jimmy Buffett fake. Yeah, my dad was. My dad was. Staggo. He was stabbed to death in the street and then my mom died of a heroin overdose. That's what's up. That's a good time. Where was she? Was she in the street? She's in a luxury country club.

Not that real. She wasn't in in the street Sort of horse shit really Jesus good really. Oh Jesus Jesus, um, no that's who they're with right now. He also died of a heroin overdose that the Jews fucking hit him with so Mike Are you gonna see it? I'm not gonna allow it I'm not gonna allow it That's the actual bill bill. What are you? Bill Marius dick on Lewis's head? I just love that it it's his same skin tone it looks like it is I picked it out Obviously I was picking one with the same

I was sticking on your head right now that's a section come Pull it off Pull it off the whole brain Jerry pull it off So watch please I mean, Joey, pull it up. So, watch the plea. I want him. You know what I mean? I'm going to punch that monitor over.

So bad. Skopos face the Bobby's reaction, lag time into anger would have been the greatest thing ever. That would have been like, that's because the reason, because that's the shitty does right there. He's a harm He's harmless. He's just a monkey bow in the charter shop. No, he's a monkey gonna. K He's more of an ape because monkeys you can dress up in a human clothes and that's he look at him He's a fucking he's in a human clothes That's my point

Where he grabs the hand of a human walk to our Where he grabs the hand of a human walk to where I'm doing Curious Lewis I wish the same result Yellow That would have been the all time you know at dude moment if he pulled that dick of his head and it went shot straight I'm doing a play. Isn't that fascinating? Yeah? Yeah, it is kind of fucking fascinating. That's what you mean, shit about theater. Don't care. The Mickey Mantle thing?

Yeah, everyone in the audience is like... It's like... It's awesome. Everyone's like 80 years old. There's literally respirators in the audience. Mike's Mickey owns there. Mike's Mickey owns, he's open. He's actually...

I don't remember when he retired. Mike is doing warm-up. Hi, guys. Good to see you again, Mrs. McGreevy. Yeah. Mr. Gloovio, how are guys. Good to see you again, Mrs. McGreevy That's our landlord Mr. Deluvio That's a name from that's ripped from the headlines

I don't like the calling soda a hack. I did not call soda a hack So don't try to divide us, dude You can't fucking divide us. We five feet from them. Our other roommate divides us. Listen, I want to know something. What is the name? What is the name of your Your your movie a play it's called Bronx Mama's the Bronx bomb I know what to come to yeah, listen dude. Stop that no one's gonna Is it when you're gonna come that fucking?

Oh, listen, I listen, have a flyer. Listen man. Give us free tickets. How big can I get them? It's contest. Do you have, can you get free tickets out? Oh, cuz that, yeah. How many?

I bet you if you do a contest, you get free tickets and no one will participate. I guarantee. I'll wait, shut up. Okay, can we all shut the fuck up? Listen. No. No.

Listen, how many tickets can you give out? Four. Four tickets. Is give out for four tickets? I Is it still going next week it goes to Sunday? That's it all right then let's give tickets away to show this Snowboard needs two seats That'd be the worst scuba walking down on the plane you'd be like oh, this is good and he sits down you like oh What is happening? Scobo really does have a basketball wives, but on VH1, he should be married to a net. He should be married to a fucking iced tea.

Yeah, he's got a hookle, but. A hookle, but. So, I wanna ask you though, what's the play about? Tell us what it's about. Oh man, it's about the history of the Yankees, right? Are you awake, so? Yeah, it's yeah. We stopped doing this. No, but no one fucking cares about theater, and it's about. Oh man, it's about the history of the Yankees, right? Are you awake? So yeah, it's yeah, we stopped doing this. No, but no one fucking cares about theater and it's very depressing. I'm using theater in high school. I can just watch this. Ready? Go watch this. This blew me away yesterday. Go. Darkness, a fugitive running. Stinks.

Fallen from grace. Fallen from grace. Slame is. God is my witness. I never shall yield till we come face to face. Till we come face to face. He knows his way in the dark, but mine is the way of the Lord, and those who follow the path of the righteous shall have them. But if they fall as Lucifer fell, they fall in flames.

Stars. And your multitudes Yeah Ladies and gentlemen, Rockland County musical theater That's who is his best High school if you guys would like to see a follow-up performance. I was in meet me in St. Louis I was in anything goes. I was in the diary event Frank. How did your parents die? They were pulled by Jews I was in anything goes I was in the diary event Frank. How did your parents die?

That is pretty fucking amazing man. Thanks, buddy. Well, you might think that so we can see a face Remember I know. Amy. I know work. I know 97 signs. What does that mean? He's a sign language. That was pretty, were you impressed with that, Bill Dawes? I was impressed with his courage. Yes.

What the fuck was that? I don't go to that shitty play Bill Dawes. You can't because it ended. You can say better. That's it. You can't, because it ended yesterday better. Yeah, I can't. That's it, you're done. I'm done. Sunday. Sunday, I'm done.

How long was the run? It was like four weeks. We're supposed to go to Broadway in January, but the time's fucking shadow over us. What was the worst review? The worst review was this play was, if you guys said, I'm a Metz fan and I'm so glad. This is the only time I felt sorry for the Yankees

wow another review of what about two thousand four another another brutal that this place the calisica of place now you're gonna go back to your underworld karate tournaments blood sports. So, this next place called Sweet The Leg. Yeah. Fucking Avenger Brothers Death.

So, Mike. Yes. You're gonna fight Tom Poe. Mike. All right, so hang on, Bill, I want you one second, Mike. Bill, seriously though. You just, you just shitting on the play because if it got good reviews, would you still have the same attitude? Well, if it got good reviews, we just love the

same attitude. Well, we've got the reviews we moved to Broadway, but we didn't get the reviews. So fuck it. So now you're going back to LA, you're going back to comedy, you're going to try to book another gig. I have a gig on Wednesday. But though, I mean, what are you gonna do for work? I'm gonna

go out to LA and work a left actor. Real that's it. And sucked it. Did you get paid? Did you get paid a lot of money? For the play, $400 a week, bro. To do theater, to do a big off Broadway show. Kelly, there's not a lot of money. Close your mouth.

They give you an American. You got it left over. How many tables did you have to wait? Did you have to clean the table still? Did it leave scraps on the plate? Sometimes they leave a little bit of things. I call those catty streets. I like the lettuce and the tomatoes of the handbags.

Sometimes people don't eat their crusts. And I take them home and I put them in a bag, go my bag of crusts. I like some of the things giving. I have my bag of crusts. And I eat my mayonnaise packets. Let it know. Sometimes I see a duck sauce from Chinese delivery bags.

Santa Claus, we know. Santa Claus, what's that? This is me. That's amazing that you can do that. I have seen you sing songs. It's amazing. Santa Claus' we get kicked. That's a hard knock life.

You guys amazing Joe? Like Adam? Oh, you're not a talking ape, so no one's gonna lose their shit. Oh, real ass damn. What? They just got real ass damn. They just got real ass damn. Don't you have a son, real ass damn.

Don't you do that. As a lover of alcohol, what's the deal with this? What's the deal with people not drinking all their beers? I'm just saving it for Kelly. Hey, why are you not a? That's for you not fear. Can I tell you why? Yeah? With you because if they were warm when they went in yeah, and by the time they got to there They became really like unbearably warm get ice I spear we unbearably have a drink for 30 years have you Jesus did Lewis just say unbearably warm bearably warm. Yeah, well drink them quicker You fucking loop. Yeah, I'm dumb. Yeah

Can I just say something when you two first came here when you brought Joe and you guys were drinking my little Lose panicking and as many bears you will fucking flip it out of that. I was I had the all zero I can flip it out of that. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was no, no. So, this is like, I wanna know. Overlead trying to act sober. I don't think so. There goes, no. And like just, your fucking eyes, we're going in different directions. That's new name, Dan Sober.

Joe and I used to tear it up. Yeah, you guys, you just scared me. We're just gonna put the podcast. Yeah, and Mike, so let's, let's get one on with you dude. We're the fucky, I know this is what, it was crazy, You were on fire I remember I saw you on TV everything was fucking rocking

Yeah, I was rocking and now where you are now? What are you gonna special coming out you you work in the road? What are you doing now? I was work at the road, but now my road work is dried up. So what do you mean dried up? I know I can't get back on the road. I don't know. I don't have a you have an agent. Yeah Well, no, I have a manager. I just went with a apostle. You did? Yeah. Okay, that's great.

So that's good, those are good guys. And they're great. And I don't have an agent, I've, you know, I like everybody go. And so now I'm trying to work back, try to get some TV, try to get back on the road. Have you thought about developing a drinking problem? But I wanna do plug, I wanna plug plug a couple things before I get home.

We're not leaving yet, you know. Alright, well I'm getting fucking nervous. Stop panicking that you're not going to get five Twitter followers. I have my own podcast, it's called PA. Yeah, we're not plugging that yet. We're not packing that right now, right now. We're not. No, we're not.

Just asking me. I want to talk to you about something to it. I think, no, I think that, I think that. We just about to talk about how my career is taking advantage of. No, I'll tell you this, Mike, what I'm going to talk to you about something to me. I think, no, I think that, I think that. We just about to talk about how my career's taking it. No, I'll tell you this, Mike, what I'm gonna say to you though, right now, and I've been there many a times, okay? And this is, me and Petrusius talk about all the time, the roller coaster ride that people don't expect,

that you go the fuck up and you will come the fuck down, and even the big ones come the fuck back down, okay? And right now, it's a great position for you to be in because you get to start fresh and on a new hour, new management, new ideas, and one thing about a puzzle that's great, and I'll tell you, they don't just take anybody because of the guy or they can just take your

or take your commission and they saw something that they could do for you, because they don't have time to fuck around. You know, those guys don't have time to fuck, I don't have time to bring you on. Yeah, he's a great guy, blah, blah, blah. If they took you on, it was for something specific that they saw that they could maybe do for you.

Do you understand what I'm saying? So this is a great time for you, because you've been there, you were on the TV, you did all this shit. You got all that in your belt. And now you're kind of starting fresh, a clean slate with all that fucking experience behind you. That's great.

And you're a fucking hilarious guy. So the next, your next wave of shit that happens is you're going to be even better because you, that stuff was all new to you when you went on TV, you got all that fame or attention. Now, you're gonna know what's real, what's not. It sounds like Mike's argument, but it's admitting that he wanted to kill himself to you, now you're convinced he's gonna kill me too. I did the same thing to you when you were moving L.A.

You're doing great. All the shit that you got on, and you're a go-getter, I mean, it's actually a good position to be in. You were going to fuck to another place where you didn't have to do that. You could stay here and just enjoy the free-ness of, I got nothing going on right now.

I did, but if I'm not, we're gonna sign Mike Vicki on, I wouldn't have went with them. Well, I'm actually gonna dump them after this party. Yeah. I refuse to be fucking loser one and loser two. They really are fucking just at the bottom of the barrel. You can't get one of these fucking guy code faggards on the-

What the fuck? Oh, there he is, oh, yeah. You don't stop, that's freaking guy code. Yeah. Bobby goes, they won't sign just anyone. I scan over and there's a dick attached to Louis before. That's actually his thing. That's how he promoted the A-man. It's called his thing. That's fine.

It's how he promotes the A. It's called Ty the Man, come on. All right guys, let's. Got it. No, I'm kidding. All right, Scopa, how do you feel you did today? I believe I had a C minus day. I wasn't in the-

This is why I love Scopa. You know why I love Scopa? I'm honest. No, please. No fucking around. He'll just go, Kelly, but like I did it right? I think I do better Nick Dillon. Gigi gigi gigi. Scopo's like I'm gonna go put cigarettes out of my butt. I'm so upset. I should be burned up a beautiful butt.

I don't deserve this good butt. I don't like myself. I'm gonna go light a cigar. Very slowly, you put it out of my beautiful butt But he you right out of the fucking I did a C plus I fucked up. What are you gonna learn to do this a little better? He even see mine is himself. You gotta learn it. You gotta stop. This is the problem is you now You're not your part of the show you can you can jump in you feel comfortable So you're listening right and you get into it and you forget that you're fucking doing this.

So now, I'm gonna add you to the show and then get some other asshole to do this. No, no, do that, okay. Yeah, okay, Joe. Joe said no. But all right, so you get a work on this? I got you, I'm gonna try my hardest. We upgraded the internet,

but they didn't switch us over to it. That's why I didn't go live with this today, but I'm gonna I'm gonna end with Mike so that that's the freshest Plug in the gate All right, I get to go now. No, we're ending with you. Yeah, what's that mean? I mean, do the last one goes we're gonna go around the room all right, so the last plug Mr. Vecchio, you're a mathematician today. You're a son. Your son came by.

Does Mike, does Mike eat off a TV train? Yes, absolutely. He have folding trains. I can't do it. Okay. I've made exactly a analogy. Mike, Mike, Mike, you don't even comedy. Bobby, I wish you were, I was joking when I say,

Mike's bedroom looks like a retirement home facility. Does he have those folding trays that you flip up? Absolutely. Mike just did dreams about his daughter visiting him every day, but she's never really there. He also does he come out in the afternoon and try to get like a little game going like a like a scrapbook or something going with everybody. Why are the Negroes on TV?

Oh, Mr. Vecchio, you have to go back to your room, you're gonna talk like that. I'll be in there to change your bed thing. It's not old school. I have like a couple of Italian pictures up and then I gotta picture Jesus. It's about my head. Why Jesus? What's the difference?

Because I'm Catholic. Yeah, but apparently he's not fucking listening. Pfft. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Oh, gee. like yeah but what apparently he's not fucking listening you just told me I was gonna make a crazy that was that was looking at myself on the cameras I look really good with that speech maybe maybe Mike's asking Jesus for good looks in a nice hoodie

now he forgets no That was great show he's complimented The paper I think he's handsome. I think it's a nice hoodie fuck all you got all right here we go Let's go with let's go with Lewis Jay Gomez. What do you got? What do you got what do you got a fucking chocolate milk of this podcast what you got cream uh... guys got my new website kelly for sicker sucks dot com and uh... that's a real website guys visit and uh... also visit for me on twitter at louis jay go mess also i'm going to be a toronto actually uh...

november first second andrd for the dark comedy festival So if you're in the Toronto area come out they were talking about the Fuck that was gonna be a joke Don't come out cuz I'm not good at speaking. Don't come to any of these things. Oh, here's the thing is that I'm doing a live YKWD. You're not there. You're there though. You're there in the second weekend of it. Oh, I wanted you on it Hey me too fuck Maybe you guys take a road trip up there. I wanted you on it. Hey me too. Fuck. That's the content. Maybe you guys take a road trip up there.

I'll go. Let's go. Can you get us all on the shows? Yeah, I'll be, I can get you on my show, my YKWD podcast. We could do a live one up there you guys could go up. Look at Dan just looked at this thing. I know I'm making around four grand that day

with MTV 2, the second weekend of November. He's there. I'll go. He's got a car on every day. I'll go I'll go and have a ride. Tell me obviously you will go. Yeah. All right so what else is that it? Is it all you got?

Yeah that's it. You know fucking following on Twitter Facebook all that shit. All right all right relax. Oh follow my new Vine Web series cocktail we're just hashtag. I love it with so much. Joe what do you got? I got besides herpes. Hey. what do you got? I got. Besides Herpes. Hey!

What? I'm back, Joe. That is in sensitive. Hold that way, Ben. Oh, boy. I got, boy, I just got a lot. What's going on? What fucking free show are you doing for Rebecca

at Creek in the Cave? This Saturday, I'm at the tap theater with Nick DePolo and Cincinnati wow what a hell you going Nick that's that's pretty crazy I mean I'm gonna tell Nick I said hi and I'm a congratulations on the the podcast on a riot cast I'm gonna be a guest on that podcast which one's sad the Nick DePolo yeah well I got a radio show tell them good luck with that I'm a love love Joe list. I'm a lot of English show And that was a little quick for Arty

I'll add Joe list comedy follow me. Let's touch Dix right nice things to me. Yeah right nice things Not to everyone just fucking don't be what the fuck Why you gonna take take my thing and make it for everyone because why can we all have no shit You're fucking a little more idea. All right, why do you have to have a good one good? Well, what was it gonna? I got no yeah exactly you got the bend down a fucking Jump stop putting your arms on the you fucking armpit you call broad We got a fucking negative 40 Why are you even me can well? Fuck well, we got a fucking negative 40 Meek and well, I don't know. All right. Go ahead

Dan Soda. What do you got there? What do you got Lewis stop fucking taking attention away from other people every was quiet do it after my I was actually that was break up I was actually that was pretty cop I was gonna wait God bless Lewis Suksidek Lewis Suksidek

Lewis Suksidek Lewis Suksidek Lewis Suksidek Lewis Suksidek Lewis Suksidek That's it, that's it, that's it Don't fry, don't go for a long time I got it

Kelly, I want that stuck up there, go ahead. October 24th through October 26th, there'll be a laughs and Kirkland, Washington. That's what the audience will not be doing. laughs and Kirkland, Washington, it's outside of Seattle. Hang on one second, I gotta give this laugh. laughs and Kirkland, Washington, it's outside of Seattle

and then November 1st and second, there'll be at the Arlington Draft House. I'm going to there soon too, I can't wait. Yeah, I'm excited. I heard it's cool. Say anything good. Say anything good. Say anything good. Say anything good. Yeah, I'm excited. I heard it's cool. Save me here town. And then I'll be at the live. You know what dude?

I'll cast. Right. I'll be a headlining the Duke theater doing Bronx mommers for the next. No, this show comes out Monday. You won't be. You got pan. I was fired from the show yesterday. You'll be you'll be at a Yankees game. I'll be home.

I'm almost hit me up. No, I'm moving LA in the week. You got something. What you Twitter, you fucking big. At Bill Dawes, I'll be at the Lafactory next week. Yeah, make sure you go see Dawes. Very funny guy. Better actor, but he's funny.

Kelly, what do you got? You fucking mushy tit whip. Yeah, I started it out the second. Don't know then, but I've got underbelly at 10 o'clock. And then Wednesday at the sixth of November, we've got the, you know what, dude, live podcast. With everyone here, I get your tickets online. Get your ticket, comedyseller.com,

go to tickets, go to New York Comedy Festival. Dot com for tickets at NYC Comedy Fest, I believe it is. Go to my website, robacadolive.com. Get your tickets for this show. November 6th, 7PM, November 6th, 7PM. That's a Wednesday night. November 6th, 7PM. We have a live YKWD with all the regular special guests.

We have Bailey J and another special guest that I will be announcing next week. So get your tickets now. They are going. They are going. There's 200 seats. We already sold more than half. Get your fucking tickets.

Right after that show, which is selling even better than my show, is the Ryakash show. That's Jim Florentine, Rich Voss, Bonimic Fallon, Mandy Stat Miller, Colin Quinn, Louis J. Gomez is hosting. We got Dan on Natterman. It's a great show. We're gonna be adding more. We have the worst comic in the world going up on that show, doing a nice guest spot. Davey Mac, baby.

And myself, make sure you get those tickets. Go to ComedyCellar.com, New York comedy festival.com and Robert Kelly live.com There's tickets left, but you better get on them because they're gonna be selling out All right, what do you got scopa? You follow me on Twitter at Chris Scopo. SCOPO Is he? Do this any slow with that? That was the best Bobby's ever plugged anything you had so much emotion and like you were in a plug shit this fucking mush Hey, go ahead

You can follow me on Twitter look at the camera at I am At Chris Scopo and then I'm like I'd stuff in the village and I'm opening up the Lewis was at December 18 the middle the second we could December December 18 that believes comics at Foxwoods. That's the only big thing I can go on my life. Okay, check it out. I'm gonna be at the, I'm gonna be Albany Comedy Works. Oh my gosh. Oh, great fan of the podcast.

Showed up in Albany last weekend. I got gifts for everyone. I forgot in my house. All right. Big John is a good dude. He brought us some gifts coming home out the show. Great, we'll check it out. All right, so next week, I'm going to be, well,

Atlanta's already gone. I've been there. I'm going to be at the Revell Casino October 24th, 25th, 26th. I'm going to be at the Albany comedy works. Love that club. Make sure you guys are upstate in New York, a Western Massachusetts, a Connecticut, get your tickets to that show. That's the comedy works on the 25th, 24 26th and the 24th or rebel casino one night one show me and some other dude and then I'm going up to Canada for a while I'm going to just for laughs St. John's just for laughs. What is that one? Monk talk Uh, and then I'm doing the dark comedy festival in November Which is gonna be awesome Lewis is gonna be up there the week before.

We're gonna be doing a live podcast up there. So check that out, grabbercaleolive.com and download my award-winning iPhone app. That's right, award-winning. It's Unambulant, has the podcast on it, all my dates, all kinds of crazy shit on it. And it's free, you fucks. Get the right cast app, listen to all the other shows.

We got Nick DePolo coming very soon the first episode I heard it it's fucking awesome I'm very excited about this nick de polo on ryecast.com it's gonna be insane all right I'll see you guys later take care I'm like I knew that was a joke I knew that was a joke. I knew that was a joke. He didn't sell it. Hit the button, go to Mike. Mike, one, two, three, go. Okay, my Twitter is at... Find in the show.

I'm going to get my Twitter across. The sound is great. It's at Comic Mike V. At Comic Mike V. Follow me on Twitter. I'm taping a CD at the Stand Comedy Club November 10th. Sunday November 10th, two shows. If you could come out, I'd appreciate it. It will be fun. You will have a good time.

It's gonna be a double cassette. As in November 10th, at the Stand Comedy Club, I will be taping a CD. Also, I'm doing a benefit show. In Cleveland, stand up for downs, November 16th. This is a quirky name. Oh, go to my bests at this. Stand stand up for downs November 16th. This is a quirky name. Oh, go to my best. That is stand up for downs.

November 16th. Go to my website, Mikevechion.com. What is it? What is it? My website, Mike, M-I-K-E, vechion, V-E-C-C-H-I-O-N-E, all one word, dot com for future dates. You have to spell Mike.

I'll be at the House of Comedy over New Year's, December 26th through January 1st. Okay. Anything else you want to fucking come back on? That's it. The CD taping is the I mean, obviously come out support stand up for Downs in Cleveland. If you're if you're in Cleveland. But if you're in New York City, if you're in New York City, come to the stand comedy club November 10th Sunday November 10th. Okay. Alright, you guys. That's it. That's the show. That's the YKW do show. Thank you so much for listening and I hope you liked the video and we will be back next Monday for free for you. You stink, stink, you know what I'm eating

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