Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Can o' Peaches

Episode Date: February 22, 2016

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Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is going to be a costifier. It's podcast.ing, no rules. What are the micass holes? I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic? No, that's a fuck.

That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of eyes on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin. That love doing it Side to the coin The day you think my podcast is popular enough. I might affect somebody's life. You never know Why am I immediately attracted to this dimple?

What the fuck is going on? I think she sounds like she's 11. No. I haven't even said anything yet. Her dance moves and her voice. Oh, yeah. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy. Oh, man. Why was she not on an Easter Christmas? It's her birthday.

Why? Why not blues clues? You make me sound like a transvestite. Actually, that dick makes you sound like a white, gap Jersey girl. So the 85 cigarettes and the 9 cocks you suck, you make me sound like a transvestite. It's true.

Yeah, I can't remember if she sucked one elf dick. That's what elf come make, doesn't he, a voice? Yeah, she sucked one elf dick That's what elf come make does to you boys Yeah, that was good you do a good impression You guys were to close your eyes you couldn't even tell who's talking Oh my god, I love you I want to marry you I just want to marry you I want to cheat on my wife with you

Oh god, I hope you don't know her here that. My wife? Yeah. She'd let me do it with her. Come on. She would for shits and giggles. Remember that cheeky bang with the voice? You bring her over for Max's birthday?

Yeah. All right, the helium horse. Oh God, I fucking hate you. Sorry, stop. Let's go with a bit. My tech guy turned my fucking headphones down Yeah, so anyways, all right. Let's let's I want to save her for last Let me scopos getting the ass first

That's the voice I want scopos as to have an animation. Bobbie! Bobbie! It's spreaded open. What? What a witty. I can't do her fucking voice. You can't do her comedy either. Nobody can do it for me. Oh, some people can do it if you have a thing of balloons

and hell you. If you were molested at eight. It stays like that. You learned that a very young age to rape kids. Alright, listen, let's go to the room. Let's go with my palsy wowsy who hasn't been here in a long time. I think got shorter. That's what Scobo put me in here.

You look. You're Davis everybody. You can raise the chair. Oh, we can do it a fun look here. I don't know if it's an option, but then it's feeding it a dangle. That's adorable. If he does a fire, he won't be able to get up quick enough. Oh, I'm gonna have to jump one, two, three, and then jump off the chair. All right, listen to me. Let's go. Hey, what's up guys, Brandon Collins?

Well, no, he's gonna get you to do shit. Well, still with the spirit, and what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Just holding it. Just holding it. Just holding it.

I said National Treasure was horrible. Because I finally watched. Yeah, we had a big debate on Twitter. Twitter, you were like, yeah, it's a big debate on Twitter Twitter. You're like That's why you wanted to do this me We would you do so I guess please yeah Brandon Collins here And listen no more wearing tight shirts You get in shape I didn't have any good shirts and I was like buddy. I want this in a while. You're not shredded

So stop wearing shredded shirts. He asked me if you looked alright and I said, Dude, you look like a boobie kelly's after photo. Alright. And the winner is, wait, I should have said before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before I was when I was there. We're not helping you. I'm sure you're gonna be. I figured it out on my own. Everyone knows that voice. Mark Norman. Hey! I'm the one who read Christie.

Hey! Hey! Years ago in the 80s. Here, hey. His scuffle has Popeye's body. Yeah. There you go. Popeye's chicken.

He really is. We got Mark Norman. Hey, hey. Who everybody fucking loves. Good to be back. Love the show. I don't know who this weirdo in the couch is, but it's good to be back.

But we have fans come up. If you want to come on the show, all you have to do is email Scopo at YKWD producer at Ryecast.com. Took three years to get him to do that. I got a tattoo. I got a tattoo. Fuck you. You got a tattoo. This is a problem. You got a that. I got it down though. Fuck you, you got it tattooed. This is the problem.

You got it down. You got it tattooed. Here's the problem. This was everything wrong with GoBo. Three years, but I got it down. It's like a whole bit of a chicken three fucking years. There's things we're working on now that you're not going to get two more years.

2018, my fucking year. I finally got that VCR. All right, who else? I think I have Mike Brown. What's up, guys? I'm back. Hollow. Why? Black History Month, we in him.

And I'm like, what you're doing, Bobby? I really like what you're doing. Shout out to Darren Laster. He was on the show before a lot of things happened. We have a lot of black guys on this month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I always put it off for the white guy and a blonde chick. Yeah, I'm not here because of talent. You're here. Yeah, I can get. I'm here because of talent.

We don't stop. The main foul everybody. We don't consider him black. Oh, not not not not don't consider him black Not don't know The genitalia situation Yeah, are you black downtown? All right He didn't even answer it. He said I have a He looks so confident he was like

Actually, he looked like you had a gun to I was like, I know, I got married. You know. Actually, he looked like you had a gun to his head. You know what? He's fucking panic. Ask him if he's got a black penis. I don't have to ask. You fucking ask.

He's not fucking right, Joe. Got to ask. As soon as I said something, he turned you ass by the fuck out. Yeah, exactly. He asked him when I have a... Well, I have a PhD. I have a family. I have a Master's in Biology.

And more on a Siddocool. Hey, big news about Mike. You got married Yeah, I got more a calm Mike Brown now, you know, what's going on? Hey, you see it All right, listen, what are we we're gonna talk about that? I'm sorry about that Oh boy, There you go. All right, now who is this? Another lady.

Who is this fucking little pixie, this fairy, this little thing from a future? He's telling me to grab him. Here's some green bomb. Yes. I'm not gay. I'm not. Oh, he's nuts. I didn't need a MacBook Air.

I just got the little mini-Mac. I was too happy. I don't know. I'm not. Oh, he's nuts. I didn't need a MacBook Air. It just got the little mini-Mac. I was just talking about what's just the plot. I just got a plot. Who else we got? What's your name? Last we have Christy Chelo.

Christy Chelo. Now you, this is your first time on the show. Yeah, that's right. I would have remembered you. Now, how long have you been doing this character? Just this is just me. This is how I talk. Let me ask you questions. Where It makes me horny I don't know what it is a six-year-old makes you horny. Yeah

Just I like that one of these Question nobody nobody in your film a six-year- old with a 30 year old vagina, yes. Yeah, but it sounds like you still have a hymen. Listen honey. If her and Joe Mackey fucked, they'd both be like, that was great. That was great. So why are you holding your cheek? Because my cheeks are from laughing.

I might have. Oh my god. You can thank your creepy uncle for that voice over work. Oh my god. Who's it to be? Okay hang it. I need to get back to you. I could spend nine days on you.

And who is our guest on the couch? We have Doug. My dog? Doug, how you doing, Doug? I'm great. What are you you doing Doug? I'm great Thank you. What are you from man? I'm from Michigan. What I work here. Oh, sure. Where are Michigan and armor? I'll probably get armor Like I said, he's not

This thing Here's it an armor No, what do you do man? I do I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm prison. Oh, yeah. Actually a white job. Can you help Steven Avery?

Not a chance. Can you, can you, can you, can you, can about that. I'm glad you're on the show. So glad we are black people on the show because I have black things I want to talk about. What show? Bob gets it out. And then we continue about lips. I need a Mexican too. Yeah. I'm a fucking boy. I'm a fucking fucking stupid one from the street. I'm a part of what I'm gonna do. That's a rough one. That's a rough one. That's a rough one.

That's a rough one. That's a rough one. Hey, buddy, bye guys, mate. So how long you been a fan of the show? About three years. No shit. You have a long time, brother. Well, welcome to the show.

Thank you very much. We're gonna have a fun time. And you seem very nice and normal. Unlike some of the people that say that, I'm just gonna be able to squeeze any fucking juice out of you. I'm half terrified also. Oh, you're really? I've seen, I've seen everyone at this table perform. Oh, really? Even deep boozer. Oh, that's battle.

Oh, yeah. So technically, I guess you didn't see. Yeah. All right. That's very, very good. I'm still reeling from that one. Yeah, I can see. So technically I guess you didn't see Still reeling from that one we are two All right, well welcome to show bro. Oh, you live in the city now Yeah, okay, I thought you live in Brooklyn. No, no, you live in Manhattan. I'm Brooklyn Amber okay, I thought yeah, that job doesn't pay man happy You live in Manhattan? Embroke, okay. Yeah, that job doesn't pay Manhattan. Yeah, he's got a roommate.

Yeah, he has. Do you know him? No, I'm just can tell from the job. Long, did you just take your shirt off? Yeah, I'm a swig. Oh yeah. Scoop a swoop. I need to be careful. Let these shelters go. Alright, here's a deal. From now on I want a heater on the back of a net.

Yes. We don't care you got a dick. No, it's not a dick. It's just a huge vagina. It's huge. I've heard about the cake. Yes. The cake is wide. Actually, she actually runs an open mic out of her cup.

You're going to put this like, do you set it on a bed slumber? You're going to put three people. Deepwood's running a vlog cast out of there. Give me the band-aid. I'm going to take it on that one. That one. Don't really well. I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. But tight urethra. Oh yeah, I got to get surgery. What do you mean? What? How do you know about her urethra? We talked about it.

Tight as fuck. Hang on, what's that? Does it mean it hurts when you pee? No, it's like a kidney stone? Oh Okay, so it's still I want to get to this room there might be a baby She used to love a kidney stone yeah, go to the doctor and he said your, your track's really tight, so we have to go in and open it. What are they going to open with?

Like a fog, a straw, like one of those pipe cleaner. One of those big yogurt straws with the yogurt balls. It's tapioca, yeah. A tapioca straw. Yeah. What are they going to open with? I don't know, some type of stone. Hopefully it's ton.

Yeah. My oral just is so hot too. Really? And have a christine at an arid. Okay we're going to go in now. Oh baby. I'm still throwing down a little bit. I'm turned on.

I'm turned on my christine voice. I'm sorry. So anyways. I will thank you for coming brother. And you know how to hold the mic. You can put it down next here. And then when we call on you, if you have something to say like I said just grab it and say it. Well I'm very excited about this show I haven't seen you two fucking assholes in a

while I don't know what happened to you. Me? Yeah. Talk to Scopo it's on Scopo man. Oh me. Oh shit. The last time I saw you we did we did that show we did Anthony show. That was a long that was a long time ago that was before things were going on. That was the last time I saw you we did that show we did Anthony show that was a long that was a long ago That was before things were going on. That was a while ago. Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, well, you know with the girlfriend? Yeah, oh before you got married no no, oh yes, yes, but I will talk about time on Anthony Yeah, I don't know if there's anything. Oh, that's the last time I saw you went to that cigar bar and then went to Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah and that was a while ago. Yeah, it was a song.

Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, it was fun. Um, well, in Everettine, you and a while, was this fucking you, Ben? I've just been fucking working and traveling all that. Yeah. Yeah, why do you look more adorable than ever? I've been running. I've been running.

I've been watching. My girlfriend bought me like $20 with a running equipment because she knew I'd feel guilty if I didn't fucking run. So now I run, I around a story like a rob somebody Wait, what's like So like she got me like these flashy bike suit cuz he was he was laughing at me I was just fucking like tight like leprechaun pants and shinn like I like these running like you got Cheetah print joggers is fucking you weren't offended that you grow just handed you a bunch of work

Anything to get him out of the Nintendo sweater You got your print joggers. Yeah, it's fucking. You weren't offended that you grow, just handed you a bunch of workouts and said, move it fast, so. Anything to get him out of the Nintendo sweater. Yeah. This is what my butt is doing. That's totally shit. I like that sweater. You know, so. She should be wearing it, but.

I don't know. Her tits should be. Yeah. I still drink a lot, though. That's the only problem. So I'm like, by running a lot, so. You look good, man. You look good.

Chris caught everybody. I was saying, how many black guys can call me today? Right out. There's a few more. It's only five more. Yeah, but yeah, thank you, man. Welcome back. And now, now, look, the honey.

What? First of all, where are you from? I'm from Providence, Rhode Island. So you're from Boston, Massachusetts. I'm not Medford, you know, Massachusetts. So I've been there. Now, this voice of yours. Yeah, I was at Johnson & Wills.

Did you really? Yeah. Can you never excite her again that hurt my horse? Yeah. Never say something in common again. Did you really? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you, Cheeks? Why do you have to push them down? Comment again Which row you cheeks why do you have to push them down?

Do you take pink Stop whipping one line as you fucking Did you take pinkish you be a little laugh? I'm trying to get a question out of this fucking chipmunk cheek son of a bitch. Listen, so yeah, so you're a standup comic. Yes. Now do you go up? No, no, this voice. Now I don't understand it. I've never met anybody with a voice like this.

Really? Really, yeah. Now have you been like this? Did you get to an accident? I mean, is this the way you talk? Yeah, this is always, this is pretty much the way I've talked about. You think getting like a birthday party action in?

Never, no. It's bizarre. And I got my tonsils taken out like, as an adult too, because I used to get like a sore throat saliva and tonsilitis. And I thought maybe that would change my voice and it didn't at all. Really, do you smoke?

No, I've never smoked. Do you have a boyfriend? Not at the moment, no. One of these guys say, when they, do they like it? It's like a real mix. But after, like after a while, is it like, can you,

like after a year into the relationship, did you ever hear him go, just shut the fuck up? Oh, fuck, and stop saying words. I think it's like a lot of like, it's hard to take me seriously when I'm upset about something. Can you do me a favor?

Can you get my eyes wanna see? Well, let's be 10 more fighting. I just wanna see what it sounds like to fight with. Okay, well, I think I would go like, I can make my voice sound a little more. Oh, go ahead, go ahead. All right, what the fuck? You know what, fuck you?

You're the fucking asshole that's been putting, not doing the dishes and I say do the dishes. UCB's one. What? What? Yes, and that one. Yes, I have. Why am I always the one that has to do the dishes?

You're right, you know. You win, I'm out, you win. I was gonna fight for the 1950s. I'm out you win In 1950 Do do do when you talk during sex yeah You do Like I don't want to be I don't want to put you on the spot, but what would you know? You want her to, but What you know you You

You Fucking dog whistle You just say oh just say I love you Just say this oh, I feel like I'm a girl Sam I love you so no just say oh god Bobby you're the best. I love it when you plow me. Oh Jesus Christ You're on me say that Say but you have to look at me look at me. You can look at me. Oh wait, oh, let me get the video ready Yeah, just say ready go come on. Oh, oh Bobby you're the best. I like you when you plow me I

Can you make it more like a statement I hope my parents I don't know parents Think we have a child on this part. My parents don't even know I do this. You really want, you like? I just say it like you mean it. Oh Jesus. I just put baby at the end of it.

Just say, put plow me baby. Plow me baby. Oh God. What would you do? I don't like you. I said, he's so disappointed. Let's move back to the news. Hey, where's your foot?

This is joy. Oh my God. Oh my God, it's disappointed at the end. Oh, go. I thought I'd do it. She has no motivation whatsoever. How bad did I want to be on this podcast? Oh, I thought you were stavros.

I expected some, you know, going into this, but I didn't expect that. Well now it's out of the way, so. Have you ever sucked on helium and listened to what you said? Yeah, it sounds crazy. I've even more in touch. Is there a fucking balloon place around? There's gotta be. Oh, let me help it.

You ask him a question of where there's something something and he pretends like it's 1985. I was still using Thompson guts. Ah, I don't have, I wish I had a thing in front of me that you could literally just type in, say, I need balloon. There's a balloon. I got my Yelp up. Five minutes away. Let me check my Almanac.

As Siri, you fuck, it's, my Siri doesn't work. Oh shit, it doesn't like. As Siri, you fuck, it's, My Siri doesn't work. Oh shit, it doesn't like you. Siri thinks you're dumb. Really? I just killed it self, like I'm dumb. No more doors. I won't add to you.

You're stupid. 0.3 miles. Do we have to tell you what that is? That's three blocks. Day. Yeah. So I guess. This is what bugs me.

He's smart and like small little, two very old. That's like good to know. It's weird smart. Yeah, weird smart. He's very boutiquey smart. Right. This is what bugs me he's smart and like small little Smart yeah, he's very boutiquey smart, right? Yeah, okay, yeah, I'd love to so fine. Are we all gonna do it? I know Listen get it. I'm gonna do it. What if I was good? Switch to do it. One of my boys gets deeper. Um, we switch ways. How do you just scope on the balloon? Now do you?

Like the most natural thing that's. Yeah. Do you use this in? Do you just cartoons or has anybody approached you to be on? Use it for anything? Yeah, I started to write right now. I go on a lot of we sober audition. Yeah.

And I haven't really booked anything so big yet but I've done they ever bring back rug rats or a lot more they ever bring back anything like neck of a little bit or some show your I would love that's what you know I love to switch stuff to joke because it didn't get a laugh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah get a Broadway notice. That's like, all your movies and movies. We literally have headphones. Everybody heard it. We couldn't rewind it. Dude, we heard it. We just didn't laugh.

I love it. I love it. I just feel like a bad bad guy. Can I try to get? I can save it. So, how long have you been doing comedy? About six years? I don't think Jesus Christ.

Literally, it's like a knife when she's saying that. Now how long have you been doing comedy? About six years? I am, I'm a f*** Jesus Christ. Literally it's like a knife when she sings the lyrics. What are you doing? No, no, no. Dorable. I can't even look at your face. I just want to bite your cheeks.

Are you Irish Italian? Yeah, I'm Irish and Italian. I'm going to fuck up my wife. I'm going to fuck up my wife. Listen, I know you're not into me right now, but you will be After I rape you you'll be I would never rape you I would never ever do that. That's just I would touch you Everything else go on the table but right now. I'm not gonna. We're not gonna touch you till you want to be touched. There you go. All right, bring me up.

I'll, I'll believe me. I'll get you the way you need to be. I'll wear, I'll wear you down. Notice the bill Cosby record up on the set. Right above the set. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Fuck it Lauren's time to take a tittle out now. Pants into the knee. Over here. I'm over here. They got that, you're right there. I'm going to beard every five seconds. That's the fuck. Over here. I'm over here. Take out that, you're right there. I'm having a beard every five seconds. It's like, fuck, she pees.

It sounds like a laser. It's one of this thing out of my vagina. Oh, I've heard that before. So it is black history month. This is the first week of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Did I say of it? Is that bad? Is that like them?

We had the Super Bowl this weekend and I guess Beyonce. I guess everybody had an agenda which was pretty funny. The Gays, the Blacks. play. The gay set called play, the blacks had Beyonce. And then there was Bruno Mars, who's just everybody loves. Yeah. Up, 10, 5, go, and give it to him. Oh. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my I was doing it again. That was the most impressive thing so far. But let Bruno Marsong is catchy. It was so catchy. It was just all too much.

It was horrible. It was just a yon thing. Like who the fuck can we put together that doesn't make any sense? Poor cold playing the whole yeah. Chris Marsong is trying to bounce around. Yeah, trying to squeeze in between them. That's fucking jinkle, sparkly pin. How do you feel about the,

everybody was on today saying, you know what, you know, fuck you, good for Beyonce for finally coming out and standing up for Black Lives Matter and her people and finally being like, you know what, good. She made the Super Bowl about Black Lives Matter, the Black Panthers and she made a statement, political statement, and all the Republicans and all the white people like, yeah, but this

is all we got. You're so dead. This is it. We let you guys come to Super Bowl to the Black guy. We let you guys come in and sing. But come on. I was glad people were getting the message that she's trying to put in the video instead of the fucking red lobster thing because red laughter sales, one of my 20%.

Nobody. Cause I fucking saw it. What are you talking about? See, this is the thing. This is the problem. This is the problem. We, Bobby knows about the whole Black Lives Matter thing and the Beyonce song because you probably heard about it or heard it like me as a Black person.

I didn't know how super black it was until like I'm looking at Twitter. I'm seeing everybody break it down. You didn't look at the Black girls with the berets and sticking the fist up at that point I mean I was distracted because they were fine and then like The bag and I said oh there's also a message so when you're watching a superbow wasn't like super black power Eat to me like I felt it but I was like you know what this looks like it could just be a performance I think it's more about the video I think it's more about the video. Yeah, the video is very hardcore.

But it's good. It's a good video and shit, but... But if you know what it is, it's her white fans are like upset because this isn't for them. And that's why they're like bugging out. Well, no, it's also football fans are upset. They were, they were, they were, they were,

they feel like they were, they feel like they were, this was snuck in. Snuck in. It was. You know what I mean? We're, you know, the half time show is supposed to be neutral. You know, I mean? We're where you know the half-time show is supposed to be neutral You know it's supposed to be baby white

Emerge sharks unless you're what it's all about neutral. What's that the kitty Perry thing? They had the sharks and shit They don't like that either. It's not a race thing. It's just a not they don't like anything like Janet Titty out You don't put a lot of gen into our You don't put R&B singers in the Super Bowl what you really want is like Rocky want instrumentation You want people up there playing an instrument to say instrumentation? That's right. We're going to the next level this black history month. We go to level Bobby's one instrumentation. We want people in a videography going on you know, we want some choreography in it, you know, I'm saying so I think that's a problem

I don't think that she shouldn't have done it last year But she was the biggest start at that time. I think Bruno Marthaen have done it, even though he had that one song everybody loved to do the great job, but I didn't think he was big or to do it. But I thought Bruno Mars was the best I've seen here. He had a great performance, but I didn't think he was big enough to do the super- I was crazy.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you, but I think he blew the fucking doors off of the civil war. When he did, yeah. I think he blew it off. Cause he came out, fucking energy, energy great songs did a bunch of shit. I thought it was great. This year I mean fucking Christ I wish they just went Bruno again. Beyonce is cool but you know we get it you fucking hair.

You bent bent it your fucking ribs are hands fat ass. I'm the site girl. Whatever. I love it. She's a bad bitch. Fuck and we get it. But that's why they had to bring her in Bruno Mars because Coldplay can't do it. Why did they even book Coldplay? They knew that that was like,

I don't know. They got a little bit of books to me. They're like Coldplay and then I'm up like, everyone else. Yeah. Like just fuckin' bookin' Nickelback if you're just gonna go ahead and play. I knew you'd bring up that. I knew you'd know who to hit. I wasn't gonna play, man. I know. I know.

I know. That's where I was rocking. Oh really? Oh, fuckin' with that is what handle friends yes I mean but is it like uh juliani has a problem with what she said about the cops about like you know going against our police are which I look I got a problem against too it's like uh uh not every fucking yes there are bad cops

there are bad marines there are bad Air Force people there are bad army bad Army guys, Navy guys. I mean, guys who've done fucked up shit that are in jail. They have a fucking jail for our military guys. We just never hear about it. And yes, they're a bad fucked up cops. Absolutely. What's the problem with her having lyrics like about that?

But like, why people can do lyrics about like, I'll fuck these, baby, black people. But if you come in and you sneak it in on a If it's a play to record backwards it says yeah, all the white But what if it was a what if it was a metal band and they snuck in some fucking fuck black people shit Did they do that? No. They're religion. I thought I moved it. What if, what if, what if, what if the great movement? You know what I mean? Like I think people would complain if it was a religious statement, if it was some fucking

Christian ban that came in and started sneaking in Jesus shit. There'd be Muslims and other people complaining about that, don't you think? It's not a blood, it's not a, we hate cops thing, no. She's like stop killing, stop killing us. Right. Which is different than I hate all cops. When you're like, hey, stop killing me. That doesn't mean I hate you.'s like stop killing, stop killing us, which is different than I hate all cops. When you're like, hey, stop killing me. That doesn't mean I hate you, just mean, hey, stop killing them. Yeah.

It's a totally different thing. So when Juliana is like, it's an anti-cop sentiment. Anti-cop is fucked the police. That's anti-cop. That was a great song. Great song. Great song. Great movie.

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you know, you look at chocolate kiss. Nah, man. Oh, what? What is that? You had to whisper that. You ever see, that boat race is running, that felt right? It was.

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Yeah, her titties aren't that good, man. I think they're good. Oh, that's that sundial. Holy hell, look at that. Wow, is that Tito or Jermaine? Go back to her titty nipple we could see the nipple again go back to that I think it's I think it's good I think it's good. Look at this now click on that for me now click on that now. No, no make that big Don't you hate that? No, I just think of a suit travel suit. Yeah, don't you hate that.

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Three people. Three people. He walks the slide below by him, what we want. If he comes in with undeflated balloons, I'm going to lose it. I'll have my vagina blowed up for you. Oh Wait, she's just saying I'll just have my vagina I almost want to make you do it. It doesn't work.

You have to leave. We got it, Hatchywood. We got to put the green. I'm just like, how's that about in the guy? Speaking of the gilets. Yeah. Four blackheads. I want to hear Christie's play one with a play at Kassou.

Who would you have a day to black eye? I. You did. I. a black eye? I yes. You did? Alright, alright, that's right shout out to the camera. When did you, when did you did a black eye? Cut recently. How many times he's telling you shut the fuck up? I'm gonna tell you that.

Really? Was he a white, was he a nerdy black eye? No, he was very black. Was he black than my man here? Maybe, maybe a little. Really? Yeah. So he was black. He was black. He was black. I love black eyes. Is he black than my man here? Maybe, maybe a little. Really? Yeah, he's black.

So he was black. He was black. He was black. I love black lines. You do? I prefer that. Now, how did you father say about that? Yeah, you did.

You're not black. Yo, it's a lick. It's a lick. It's a lick. Because it's black history. So you prefer a black guy over a white guy. Yeah. You do.

You're a fucking traitor. Pick a side. Pick a side. Wow, aside Wow back to my wife Would you rather a way guy or Brandon? You really not a save a marriage, don't you? I like white guys too, but not as much as black. I'm still right. What is it about black guys? What is it about black eyes that you like more? Um, I know.

A lot of things. I think it's I'm like name one thing. I could tell you what I like about black chicks and what I like about white chicks. I like a black girl with no wig. I like an afro. I like a natural black girl. I like that too.

I love afro that really turns me like a tight one too. Like a nice tight curl. Yeah. I like thin, I like like from like from the Tootsie tribe. Like a thin. Oh, she can run like 17 miles. No problem. You know what I mean?

It's black hard stamped right then. What you got to black hard stamp. I brought you a tribe out there. And you know that. Whatever. I like a tribe out there You just say he likes black black one with that could run really Listen if we wander into a white neighborhood in Boston right now I want her to be able to run with me. I don't have to leave her behind Those eff fucking bob Kelly a fucking trotter?

Get him! Don't add up a mind to steal. Get out of here! I just like big guy. Like what do you mean? Just like Chubby? Chubby is fine, as long as they're much bigger than me. Really, that's fucking weird.

I like that too, probably. Yeah! I am. You're a fool. I am. I'm a little sick. Yeah, take that belt off, Bob. I'm a little sick.

Hang on, what'd you say, Devo? I said, take the belt off for the Rolex. Hey, hey, watch it take this napkin off. You're laughing around your microphone. You're kidding me. See, even though it was so confident, that was... It was a time. A time in, fuck, that would've been a good one if he'd spit it out I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If I was ever going to animate the show, these are the people I want. So listen to me. So you... Man, things got so much better when it's GoPro left. Coincidence? So, why are you going to arrest them with those balloons? We're going to blow them down the street. We're going to blow them in a big lollipop.

I'm very easy in a size of pizza. I bet he stopped. He might be. Who do I have an eating? I gotta go pick up garbage money. I might be bombing at a mic. Yeah, this ass is big. Alright, I gotta go. So, is it a black guy's lips?

Is it his culture? What makes you like a black guy? I think more than a white guy. lips? Is it his culture? What in what makes you like a black guy? More than a white guy. Probably their culture. Really? And like, and yeah. Like what? Like what about their culture?

I also, I love you that way. I love you. I love you. No. Can you guys do that, right? We gotta take the card back. I did that. What's in?

I don't know what's wrong. Hang on. I did it in a black check. I thought we'd pick some, but can I just say said at home with candy The tuna Peaches I know

Before Hang on one second black girl that I dated I can be the cat hang on the girl We got to all get a market I Got a more Box car hoax Mike Black girl that I did She was black as shit W. Fix she came out I was sexy had to pick her up on the projects. She came out of her house

The most terrible typical black one. We go as she goes, baby. You want a peach and I was like yes, I do And I ate a peach out of her fingers no fork We don't got plates We don't have that for some reason. We just have hands in the wheel to survive Bob you do it one day I'm gonna get out this project But for now, I'm gonna have this kind of peach pop it wouldn't have a get us a plate So so is it is that why you like it? Why are you like a black man over a white man? what what was it? It's No, it's not because of the Can I just think that she thinks that's real

I just think my you know that you know that you have you tensils I just think I've had better experiences with you You think that black guys they like a curve like I'm a bigger girl And I think that they appreciate it in a way that a lot of the white guys I've been with haven't so you so let me you like black I will like a chubby girl. I see and you don't have to worry about You know that your curves and your juiciness. Yeah, black eyes just like cool. I'm into it I love my body You know that your curves and your juiciness. Yeah. Black eyes just like cool. I'm into it. Well I love my body.

I don't want to be sensitive. I like that. I like it. Black men. I think a lot of them will appreciate. Yeah. I like it. I like it too.

Thank you. Yeah, we like it. I'm a little worried. Peaches in a can. Yeah. Peaches. Like, peaches in juice. Pumliche. That's what's interesting about women, you know, serious talk here is

I would like to get serious. Okay, it's like I notice a lot of women like guys for what they like about them But guys is like what they like that's not true. I Any time a girl asked me what I like in a woman. Uh-huh. It's a girl digs me. That's it If you date if you fucking dig me Anytime a girl asks me what I like in a woman, it's a girl digs me, that's it. If you fucking dig me, if you're just, if you're a fucking into me, 100% no matter what, I like you. No matter what?

Well, what do you mean, no matter what? I mean, like, if you're not attracted to her or she's attracted to you, you're now attracted to her. Something about that will make it attracting to me, where I'll be like, yeah, let's hang out. I'm not gonna say I'm gonna marry or be my fucking long-time girlfriend, but we could hook up and have an experience together that won't be bad That wouldn't be a terrible you we'd walk away going friends and probably talk forever

Yeah, yeah if a chick digs me I would dummy couldn't get the manager to fucking open Literally the dumbest person He is literally the dumbest person. I'm not going to answer comments. Literally, we're ruined fucking it. Literally, Jesus is birthday party. He fucking ruined it. Andy's holding balloons, which make me. But anyways, yeah, I don't, I mean, I like,

like if, yeah, I've had girls that I didn't like, but all of a sudden they just, they really just fucking liked me. Yeah. With nothing. Yeah. You know what I mean? And, and no, nothing, no ties to it.

Yeah. And then I wound up just being like, shit, I like you too. Yeah, I know what you mean. I've had a sex with a couple of tens in my day and I think sex with a seven is always better. I could understand that. I think so too. I think there's this last pressure. I'm gonna say it over there with that.

It's less pressure, she's appreciates it more. The ten probably just lays there, you know? Right, think so. Watch it that might be a surprise. Sorry. Oh really? No, don't give him to her. Hold on, we're not gonna do it right now. Okay. There you know right No, don't give him to her hold on and we're not gonna do it right now Save it. Lee walks in and just gives it to it like it is your problem now

Time on to the mic stand over there give me the lines I just like I don't want to use this work because it sounds lame But I like just like swag Wait a minute, wait a swag like Guys have free shirts Yo, yo, yo check this The way the way they carry yo baby Thank you for sucking my dick here's an iPhone case We say for the cans goes towards bro. Yo know, you said that's over your cycle. You need a thumb drive.

But I think Mark has a good point with what you said about like, but I think it's just also I think with a woman it's the way you feel when you're with a man. You don't want to be bigger than you're man. Right. You don't want to feel like you're a beast when you're you know getting to the cold. Can I tell you a smaller guy? You know, that's not attractive. My wife what I've learned about my wife

for the last couple of years is she, she doesn't like when I'm hurt. It's very unattractive. Like if I get sick and I don't man up, because I, you know, she, she, she, my wife wants me to, you're gonna be like a war, a war. She don't, because my wife's a warrior.

She don't give a fuck, she just, so if I'm up like, I'm on Pukin, I had a fight with her. I'm like, look man, get the fuck up and rub my back. Give me a couple rubs and ask me if I need, at least wake up and go, are you cool? Right. I don't need this fuck, I'm not dating a Viking wife.

Right, yeah. Got a bad baguette. My wife, when I'm on the backyard, like this summer I did a lot of shit in the backyard. I did I build a lot of shit now And I was she goes I like she said she goes I like when you're out there in the back Oh shit. I like a man's man like I don't want to see you cry Yeah, I don't care about your shop story Yeah I yeah, I mean I was weird my wife said that I was like oh, I got you a little dirty girl

Like seeing your dad out there fucking take care of the backyard Getting the pool ready for the summer you We're gonna want to daddy I build I build a lot of largest say shit now. I'm going to go over here. Can you literally back some of this up? I'm going to live with daddy big

vagina. Everybody was daddy's in the live in the right. You can use my pussy to blow up your car tire. What? You better than your You can use my pussy to blow up your car tire. What? You better than your slur.

How many of those balloons can you get in your snatch? It's four of them. Wow. Like this is good. Lauren can stop the bleeding of a bullet with her trash. Put her pussy over youratched like a fucking squid. Tentacle. Tentacle. Fuck, I fucked it up. Give me the bandana. And you boy, come on, gonga din, give me that.

It's really fast with that. Yeah. I'm so surprised they haven't gotten that bandana yet. No, you can say anything. I'm looking for the N word. Now I'm like, this is the voice you like banging black eyes, I'm like, it's fucking blogged about. I didn't write that down right. So I mean, I don't even know what I mean look, I like black girls, but I like white girls more. I've always, I like I like I just I look Spanish.

Okay, all right, you know what dude you look you have to throw Spanish to me Curves top top Spanish right there. Well, Spanish is a dream Spanish to me was always a dream I always thought I'd fucking I thought I would marry the best sex I've ever had was with Spanish girls But there's different kinds of Spanish Puerto Rican. Okay, there we go But they're fucking nuts Very Minnigans you can't domestic way the minnigans went Mexican I've been with a couple Mexican's but it's not like is You know like you know what I mean like Puerto Ricans get abs Was this a American Puerto Rican?

I'm or like you know what I mean was like she from Puerto Rico I like a Kilbina I like yeah I like that like Max I've been with a Cuban. I like Colombia. I like, yeah, I like that. What was it tight? Like Max, I've been with a couple of Max New Girls and they were smoking hot. But I still like, the hottest chicken every day was a blue-eyed, naturally blue-eyed Puerto Rican. Wow, that's a unicorn. So easy. That's right.

It is. Yeah, that's a good find. I fucked you on the woods by a rehab. But, the rehab, the rehab, damn. I've been cutting some can of the peaches. Something appeared? That sounded by a rehab. Oh, damn it. I've been got some peaches. Something appears. That sounded like a spell. You put a kid in a beach as an entrap.

You just waddened over the f**k with the dick. Oh, man. Millions of peaches. Damn you, Debbie. Yeah, she was a blue eyed Puerto Rican man. She was probably one of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my life. I always thought I would get a Spanish girl. I wound up getting a mix, but I like my wife

because I like brown haired girls more than blonde. And I think blondes have wetter pussies. Interesting, well, let's just that out. And I like I think balance have wetter pussies Interesting well I was just gonna pay for it's out and see if it's just swapping on the bottom of her See which one's stick. Yeah, you're right. It's like a bounty commercial Only with the brownie guys Just have him sit on a pillow I

Think Spanish I think Spanish are number one, but it's unattainable because they're so uncontrollable every Spanish guy I mean You can't you want to deal with it you You're personality, you wasn't dealing with it. I like a white chick personality. You know what I mean? Like lights when needs be. Like when I step over the line, my wife will ball the perfist and have a physical fight.

You know what I mean? If I get out of line, she'll go shut, fuck you. But up and there's that line is really far. Like a Spanish chick will fucking lose her mind. A chick scratched my face in a fucking food mart Yeah Look at these and I was like look I don't know money by you cookies I want cookies poppy and I was like listen

You probably never felt closer to a woman I want cookies too baby I'm like, what is in, fucking Bondeo? I was like, what's in? What you probably never felt closer to a woman. Yeah. I look like a cookie stew, baby. I think Spanish number one. But there's different types of white. Like, you know what I mean? I like a big nose. Why'd you point at me?

Yeah, like, I get some attention. I a business big nose Jersey chick. I like that too I would say that number two a big nose Italian You know that brown brunette a big nose brunette Whatever nationality that is with a nice body little darker skin That's delicious. That's delicious. Then I go to my wife has a little Native American in it. Ooh.

So why? I'm like 5% Cherokee Indian. Big bad. I am. My grandma told me I'm like 5% Cherokee. What's your top three? Yo, it's Dominicans number one. Number one. Number one's fucking best sex. Why did them put a recon? What's your what's your top three? Yo, it's it's Dominicans number one number was fucking

Yeah, sex, but I don't put a weekend, but yeah, yeah, so Puerto Rican's next, but then Ethiopian Easy, all right You don't have to buy them dinner You do you have to eat it with your hands Just three chickpeas we're done She didn't yeah, I'm gonna move one hand you wiped your asshole with when you go to date a fuck Yeah, you smell your fingers later like wait a minute Chickpeas and shit are on the same hand

Posing and squid is on the right hand same hand. I'm pushing the squid is on the right hand. What? Squid. Oh, yeah, smooth the skin. What? The skin. You'd be open with one of the men. Oh, that's some horse shit. You don't. Where would you argument this?

I don't have what means. If you're here to be like, hey, the mic just go all joddy. Your argument was, I thought that was Lauren. I thought that was Lauren. That's right. That'll happen a time or two. Lauren does sound like a tired dog. Of course, but take off.

An old bass and aown. There's nothing better going up and down. There was a lot of Jewish girls. Where in Bob Wichigan? In Wichigan there was a lot of Jewish girls. That's fine. And they were cool, but they got boring after a while. Once it came to New York, that's when you get the curbs, you get the...

I told you man, I did, yeah. I did it as really girl, and she didn't know how to fuck it all. What? Oh man, I did it as really girl. It was kind of wild. Really? Yeah, she was a soul-cycle instructor unreal What you top three what you top three. I like Italian bruds. That's my number one. That's number one I like that schnauze. I like the skin the dark hair love a schnauze

Why is a schnauze so fucking hot it gives the face some some edge? He gives the face some edge. Yes. Yeah. I get it for Gray and Ferris Bealers Day off when I was a kid. Oh, all right. Yeah, with the glasses in the schnauz. Yes. So I want to just come on your face.

I'm with you. Wait a minute, stop, stop, stop, stop. Sorry about that. I just, I got you carried away, ladies. Yeah, you're my wife listens. You've just done glasses before? At the same time. Yeah, try gizzinin on a fucking crucifix

Anything hotter than jizzing on a Good having some chubby Catholic girl cleaning off Jesus' face and your wedding ring. Now that's a good time. Oh man. That's too safe. That's great. Oh, geez, I'm a Torah and close it. I'll never open again. All right, what else?

I got to go to college and I go to Jewish. I like super-Jew big, Jew-faced, only. I know. Old head? I love I like a Jewish girl and I'll tell you why. Super Jew big you face I love I like a Jewish girl and I'll tell you why I Know why I'm turning Jewish Because they're dirty Sexual guilt no Jews girls back in Michigan. They've've given me blow jobs and cars like it is nothing Right before I even took on the movies and the parking lot

Eight mile now, but they blew you in at the end They went you so you still taking me to the movies right? I did it. I want to see too bitch. I earned this in a half-salad half-sand sandwich You guys in the chat room. I want you a three so get them together right now. I want your top three Spanish is three from I think three Spanish. I like I like I guess Puerto Rican. Yeah, man. Puerto Rican is hot that Rosie is that I used to have a hack joke about it where it was like you know Bapi Hit Bapi you know you can just make that that Puerto Rican Spanish. I'll be go bust all a little fast Mexican they all sound like a sick is I can oh you want to go to my

Don't feel too good, but you can come over What do you got Mike? Oh, man, I was trying to think of this man. I was gonna say Spanish. Wow black girls Really? Blitzfuckery. I know I said I was gonna say Spanish because it's the truth Barack Obama got a year left Skinned black strong listen Red come on Listen with jay to pick it

I want I want to ask you questions seriously Michael. I want to know Question seriously Michael. I want to know Fuck is shit. I really want you top three. I want top three don't know there's no who cares I'm see this is the thing I my my top my top you're married to a white woman for the record. Yeah I know it's true. Yeah, okay, you married a white woman for the record. Yeah, and I was joking, this is what I was saying. I was saying, okay. You married a white woman? Yeah. No shit. You're the one. You're the one.

I'm mad at you for what you're thinking about. Bobby's face is a little. You're making it in me. That's what it is. I can't even get to be gorgeous. Your kids are gonna have your eyes. Oh, yeah. You have great eyes.

And all the privilege. And you're gonna have to be the dual citizen. Yeah. And they'll be able to go back and forth. You're fucks up here. They'll be able to go back over there. They're gonna be great. They're great, man. But that's what I'm gonna say.

I was gonna say anything that's for some reason, anything that's mixed with not from America. So like if you're like maybe Italian and you're like from Italy, then I'm like, you can't say hybrids though. Yeah, listen man, I'm not asking. I'm not asking. I'm not asking for an eco car. I need an eco car. I want do it. I'll do it. I'm not for an eco car I need something I would it's helpful when we don't find myself

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Everybody's not in. Everybody wants a Spanish girl. Everybody. But I just got it. My loser can't be like, I had a dream. I'm Puerto Rican. I'm sure he had a too. Am I an asshole? I'm sure he did.

You want to hear about the white one? I thought you were just going to put a rickin' pussy. Oh yeah, yeah. Mike's going to be like number three is Idris Elba. Who's that? He. Who's your, all right, so Puerto Rican, number So who's not a kid? No Dominican. All right, whatever You just try to

I'm gonna get Spanish Spanish Spanish. I'll Spanish. Number one Spanish. Spanish In a second. I don't know if I'm gonna go black or white on that. Well, you you know I know why I should go. I know why I should go because you're black. Yeah, you should go black But there's a thing you do just be honest be real You don't have to it doesn't make you less black Because it's okay, look you you guys know White women better I got it I got it you got a tight you got a very

Jewish type that you what do you like of course? Of course I'll say I'll say black and then white. No, no, that's not. What do you mean it's not true? I've never seen you in the years I've known it. Never seen you with all the black. Oh! You're a bad guy! You're a bad guy!

You're a bad guy! Oh, man. Oh, man. You're a bad guy. You're a bad guy. You're a bad guy. You're a bad guy. You're a bad guy.

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Because you got to move up like women anytime talk about a black woman. I have hands diagrams in situations just own it You like white women better. I don't like white women. I just mesh with I sometimes I can't I just mesh with, I sometimes I can't it with my oh I'm married now, I got none to lose you miss it I do, I'm an equal I never had a white suit

You have to explain it all the time I really want to get this You get along better with a white woman If they're usually from not either the country or if they have something that's not to be about black culture like Chrissy was saying. Like it just not like me or would not work. Me and Chrissy probably work.

Right, you see what I'm saying? You like a girl who bangs black dudes? Yes, I would not. Not a girl like Lauren who would bang a black guy if she was drunk. Yeah, after a double shift. That's what I'm talking about. I don't want her tired drunk and have to fight a case later.

I don't want any of that shit. Listen, just check in at me. I love you on the show. You would know something. I don't want to fuck Scobo, but he's not into it. He's a quill. I thought he's too fat. Mark Norman, he's too good for me.

That fucker, man. I tried to sneak a peek at his cock when he was bickering. But he wouldn't even let me in. What a nut little brandon. I think he's gay too. I said, I said, I'm a scuffle. I'm not fucking him when he goes video games. I don't hate that fucking shabby blonde chick's pussy,

but her voice fucking bugs me. So just chicken in my car. It's OK. Let me take it out. The guy on the couch, it let him pee on me. LAUGHTER F**k off. The guy did try to get me on the chat a little pee on me I Let's go so bad for black women. That's gonna be tough

Fuck stop feel bad for Asian men Only Black women As shit black women give fuck and everybody will choose them. It's just in a, when I said three, you're gonna put Spanish up there. Now you're throwing, Jewish, if you technical, would be a white woman.

So, you know what I'm saying? So you picked a religion, which is weird. So I would, I'll say it's Rayleigh. Okay, but that's still a white, that's white. Okay, that's what I'm saying. So if you would say Spanish, I would say it's really okay, but that's still a white that's white All right, okay, so if you would say Spanish. I would say I would say Spanish Then I'd say white and then I'd say black okay for me if you're gonna go that route But we we started going sub culture

Yeah, we started chopper No, no one ever said Asian too like no one well nobody's gonna say Asian. I don't I would pick a Spanish black I just pick a black girl of Asian girl. I agree I would I would pick Spanish black, I just picked a black girl of Asian girl. I agree. I would. I would do. There are some Asian girls that are coming up though. They got some curves on them.

The Asian women are gorgeous, but they're not. What are they? Those fuckers in bed. They're like our watermelon. I don't know. We made them better. I don't know what kind of like that. Like bananas.

Yeah. Some of them, they got some blue altering them. The darker, there's white men. men altering Asian women's booties Well white women's ass has got altered. Yeah I think one of the reasons I just wanted to But I just feel every black guy makes a big dates a white woman It's gotta be hard for black women made a big so like

I haven't made a big so like I was being natural. Okay. But no, I'm just saying, every time I'm like, you're a good engineering like Wayne Brady and shit, right? But look at, it depends on what they around, because sometimes you have like a black guy who's coming from like, let's say a football player, right? And he's around like a lot of black women, he's eight and he's black women,

then he goes to college because he's on some crazy scholarship. Then the white woman, the Thona, Thona, Thona, and he's like, okay, let me try this. And then the white woman, the Tho-N, the hair. And they're doing everything. Black, white, blonde, that chick, that perfect, whatever the fuck it, we'd all just say fuck it. Yeah, you just put them in the butt seat for asshole. Right, so I'm gonna fuck her out of Jagoosie. I'm gonna get whatever disease she has on my tongue. I don't care what you got.

Right, but when it comes to regular women like you guys Like I'm gonna pick and choose Basic Wait a minute Lauren power seeds Down your window in your car. Yeah, like she doesn't have GPS, but she has serious But wait, but just saying the black women I feel like they get fucked in the celebrity world I know No, not all of the thing is that's why that's why Beyonce did the Super Bowl

That's why she did the Super Bowl because Because as a black woman who's married to a black man, she's like an example of, look, this black dude got with this amazing black woman. Yes. And that's why I feel that's also part of this. Don't forget about the amazing black kid they had. And amazing all black kid. What's his name?

Her name? Blue Ivy. Blue Ivy, that's great. Blue Ivy. That makes sense. Yeah. It can't be like Roy. Yeah. You gotta't be like Roy. You got to be something interesting.

You didn't fuck that kid like Michael Jackson blanket. That's good. Oh, blanket. And that can't be. Stop talking over each other. Apple. What is it? I can't hear it.

What did you say? I did it with Pratchell and Chris Martin's kid names. Apple. Yeah. You can never get fat. It's red delicious. All right. Before we go, here's, and Chris, what do we get in the chat room? MacRill Steeve says, my top three are Mongolian, Uzbek and Swedish.

What the fuck? That's fucking fun. Swedish is good. Swedish is real good. That's interesting. First of all, first of all, it does sound interesting. So he succeeded because I'm like, who's back? What the fuck is that?

It's like he's shown European. Mongolia in is basically me. Stephen Cigalli, tan, the people that bring you to the top of fucking Mount Everest. They walk up a mountain and then they leave you. Those people, right? I don't know. What is it, Mongolia? Don't they fucking kick around a sheep and test it ball for fun?

That's like kind of agent. What else we got? What else we got? The cook 29 says Brazilian Colombian and Korean Go on Brazilian over Puerto Rican I'm changing. I'm changing. You got to be careful. Oh, no. You're the man. You know. What?

Because of what? Chicken dick. If you ever go to Brazil, right? You got to get in. I've been twice. And you don't have to be careful. I know right where they are. Wait, are you talking like a couple more in?

No, no. I'm going to the disease going to be a disease. I'm going to school you on this real quick. Talk about it. Brazil, and now before I was going, I was panicking about that. They're the same age rate as America if low if not low No, no, no, it's not age rate. There's new disease going around. I will I refuse to take any information Because I'm gonna let you go with this and I guarantee you fall off to let you just talk about I don't know what it's

The kids gives the kids like really small. I just told you that this morning. Yeah, no, I knew about that The Olympics are a big one. Please let out in the Olympics. They don't want to go why because of that disease that's going around there Yeah, we're talking about a sexual disease. It's a sexual disease if the mosquito bites a woman when she's pregnant that baby will have a Tiny virus. Why is that a sexual disease? Trinket. Yeah, I don't know. When you're talking like you know, you're literally stopped. I threw it out there. You guys listen. It was your fault. I feel like a ball. The smartest thing you've ever said. It's my fault for not

steam rolling over this. You know, perfect. Ham move. But that's what you were talking about. That disease. Right? Yeah, I don't know. You just talk about that. I was talking about that. I was talking about it. It's about this They got STD rate listen. They do not they do not they do not they do not actually it's not time to go to Brazil Just I'm telling you right now. I did all the research aids is AIDS the most is in Africa. Yeah, yes, and Well, well, like in three months it's slums in Africa the worst okay

Brazil sex is a business. If they give them people AIDS, because it's huge there. People go there to fuck. And if they're leaving with AIDS, nobody's going. That's like, yeah, they'll just be dead. So it's actually very controlled. Even the whorehouses, even the termuses, they call them termuses, they have to come in,

a guy comes in once a week and checks them. And if anything, any type of transmitted to sexual determinants, you're gone. You have to go get fixed to help, you're gone. So they're not in there. They're in there. That's all the same as you're gone. You can be fucking broken.

You got to hate that. How long can you tell when you have the AIDS virus? Like how long do you know you get it right away? Philadelphia. I hope you fucking get it. Philadelphia. I love you to get skinny. You think you have AIDS as much as you want. I'm not saying I just have a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of I don't know anymore because they've pretty much cured AIDS. Yeah.

So you can actually get AIDS and live, you know. It's not a death sentence anymore. Thank you. So, but I would say, I would say Brazilian is up there, but I still, I'm staying with Puerto Rican. I don't want to get shanked. God, do I love a Puerto Rican? Yeah.

Brazil is worse than Puerto Rican. Really? But yeah. Brazilian's have the perfect color. It's that, that ass. Well, all the victory's a lot of. Can I say what this? I'll tell you what they do though, you don't know this. They don't shake hands.

Scopo might know. They, I have to. Oh. They got a disease from a mosquito dick. I don't know, we talked about it for two seconds this morning. Warren told me about it, I figured I'd throw it out there and let you guys run with it. That's what I do.

I'm a tosser. They call me hustler. I don't have a good conversation, I hustler. Who needs a balloon? I was like a loser. They don't shave their legs, they die of the hair on their legs. Blonde. Oh, I'm fucking Google it.

You will feel that I'm telling you right now, the Brazilian women do not shave their legs, they die it. On the beach, though, you'll see them on the beach, all white all over their legs, bleaching it out, and they let it sit, and then they just jump in the ocean. Huh, they do have that glow. Well, it's, it's blows. Blonde hair all up and down the left. It's called Wookie Sheen, I guess.

Yeah, a lot of women do it. A lot of women in the, you know, six. I would look like it. So lucky when you get the bomb down. It's so lucky. Wookie Sheen. I don't know. Hang on, stop for one second.

Can you please let Lauren type it in next time? So it doesn't take 18 minutes. Put it in. Bo-z-z-z-z-z. Yeah, yeah. I got an asshole. Fucking retis. Let Lauren type it in next time so it doesn't take 18 minutes I Jesus Hey, what does it say what does it say? What is it say? Like they bleach a lot of women I see at the gym or so to go to photo you fucking mook

or so to go to photo you fucking mook Photo why would you go to a photo because we want to see you fucking idiot. We're right. We want to see it You dumb fuck without a podcast Why would you why would you want to see what I'm talking about? Let's read it. Let's read a four-row post. Yeah. Why would you want to see it? Let's read.

I'm already right there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, what the, who would yell that out? Literally. And the title of the post is exactly what Bobby just said. Oh God, what else are you getting the chat room? And the title of the post is exactly what Bobby just said Oh god, what else we got in the chat room He put a question mark at the end of the film like Google doesn't know what a fucking question is Giorgesel says my my favorite types are Viking and those blue people from avatar

No, there you go. People try to be fucking That's the chat room trying to be a witty. Well, yeah you go. The people try to be fucking witty again. That's the chat room, try to be witty. Well, yeah, but you don't have to pick it. That's true. You can actually, you can pick a good one. Is that all you got? Just drinks off the enemy. Was that all you got?

You got it. One more, but it was in the vein of funnys. Maybe I shouldn't say it. What's real? Now say it, we want to know. Okay, Christ Killah says, I date him. Oh, stop it. There we go.

This is gonna be a good one. Oh look at those jeans. I like g-gummion kikes. Oh God. I date white, but I rape Spanish and black. There it is. Oh, cool. There's a real ass dude.

Yeah. He's a go-mite. I'd be black history month, Christ Killers. I can't wait to the government to start reading these and just finding these people and rocking on their door Yeah, just going hey dude you rape people But you say it a lot Say rapal I rape a lot of women. Yeah, but no, no, I joke. It's just a form of you've watched No, but I was kidding. Yeah, but you say you're able,

yeah, you're gonna come with a, I ain't mom! Mom! Mom, Lewis, I'm in jail. Okay, please help me. What you want to do, fight the biggest guy in the room just walk off and punch him. And if that doesn't work, suck his dick.

You want to suck as many dick as you can. And that will get you out. These are the different types of hair models that you can make in your vagina. I don't even know. What? Let's say we were going to Brazilian lights. Don't click on shit that just applies to you. Yeah, trying to make your fucking vage look smaller. You've tried on different haircuts.

It's a really way you can feather this to like Chris Gopo's fucking hair. fucking vajlox small. You've tried on different haircuts. It's really way you can feather this to like Chris Scopo's fucking hair. All right, we've moved on. Yeah, we got it. We got it. We got it. Next thing we have, we're going to read on the beach. Sometimes women do not shave. Table each. Bobby was right, period the end. Question mark. I wanna get a handwritten letter from Scopo once, just to see what that's like. Oh yeah, you waited, you waited.

Yeah, my God. That's strong. Wow, I was that of the question mark. Oh, is that missing? Everything? What was that? I was missing joy. I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what to do.

I don't even know what to find that one. I hate red letter from Scopus. That sounds like a big fun. I was like, is he love him? I don't understand. First time. Look at Scopus until he's sweating. He's sweating.

I don't know how to write first. There we go. Oh. He went. He did a little nervous. The old self-deprecation way out he just released a little anger you see that scumos Maddie was the fight Let's go Hey, I scumball what's your top three you fucking dumb dumb dumb dummy white?

What of course wait what I asked go white? What I asked them black then Dominican way Queen so black, you know what? Dominican and black shicks like me way more than white chicks Yeah, they love it. Yeah, they try to figure out what you do with the gym To get your ass so you like a black chick over a spanner chick. Yeah, all right And that's the truth because he's played it. He's dated black girls Unlike whatever Mike you haven't. I've dated black men. Many of black but many moons ago. I've been before I realized the whole world and I've had some experience in different ladies. Well it's like Patrice's didn't Patrice have a joke about that about a white girl.

A white girl. Nice on the front end. Yeah nice on the front end. Crazy in the back end. On the back end. Yeah. Yeah. White girls Yeah, crazy in the back on the back. Yeah, yeah, white girls like Black girls you gotta earn that pussy. Yeah, it's a Greatest observation definitely yeah, I played it for every white woman I've ever dated really yeah, I was like I know your game And I play it like a white guy I was like, I know your game, and I play it. Do you act like a white guy? You got that right. I know your game, Mrs. Mrs. Mr. O'Neill.

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I don't even have a chair where I sit in, I read before. I have a little pipe. You got a seat here! You got a pipe here! But he's now a subscription. I picked you with a sleeping cap and a can of food. Here it is, like a hobbit. Yeah, right.

Oh, yeah, will pen. He's ready. He's ready to go. He's journey of the day. Yeah Will pen Today I got called an Oreo eight times Deep what do you got we know you're gonna say Indian no that's definitely not my top three Indian chicks are spoken though There's some very you Name one you mean you mean like stop name Oh, the girlfriend slumped on millionaire Good say now name to prearray the porn star. Yes, she's fucking hot I don't like that you get both fucking save this asshole.

Yeah. I just want you to help everybody. Yeah. You just got to have a tinge. Yeah. All right, so, okay, what do you got? So, top three, I like Italian. I like Jewish girls kind of grew up around both of those.

So, you're gonna mix those together? I guess it's called white brown-haired big nose chick. Sure, yeah. You're like taking the cake in here. Right? Yeah. Right? Yeah. I want to be the boss. Double TV the boss. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Basically, warm and uh, I was throwing up my mouth. Japanese chicks on the floor. Whoa! Finally. Somebody hit a gong. Why did? That's not their last name. Yeah. That's not the last name. Yeah, the actual gong.

Yeah. Why do you eat me? Why the hell are they Chinese? Why the hell are they? They're skinnier. Different head shape. I think they're fuller. They're fuller lips too and bigger lips.

More nutrition. OK, go. They're bigger, yeah. Fish in the diet. What's the last one? More fish in the diet. Fish in the diet. I don't agree. It's true. I don't have a third. That's what I'm thought of. What What's the last one? More fishing than diet. I'm not really.

It's true. I don't have a third. That's what I thought of. What? You're not even going to be in it. You said three, tapping, right? I'm so, I'd rather not say Indian and just say two. No, you can say, what?

You can say Indian. Yeah, I'm saying. I'm not a fan. You're not talking to the microphone. You're not a fan of your own. You're not a, is it? A little bit. We use something.

Wait, is that because they don't fuck with you? Is that why you don't fuck with them? That's a big part of all of this. You're trying to know. I little bit Is that because is it because they don't they don't fuck with you is that why you don't Okay, I'm gonna action so because I used to be like double black woman when I was growing up and then like a Community York to it switched over. I'm like, oh shit black woman light me. I like them So you so if any woman liked you more you'd like them absolutely All with the general most women who yeah Do you just want pussy Okay, that goes all within general most women who yeah, most D.B. She's won pussy People would literally I'll pay for it

You would like a chick and wearing a bag to your seat You're not a bad looking guy man. I'm on a cold streak. I'm fucking dirty girl and then be like oh shit You like washer and be like you're white? I didn't care They've been like the prize in the cereal box. Right. Sweetie. Oh my god, do I love you? Now, of course, we know black eyes are at the top of your.

Yeah. Race trading scale. Yeah. Listen. Yeah. That's what I was trying to get you to do before you That's the tone I wanted I don't really don't like I can't believe it's still there Literally really we mean country we have a

We have Google over here. We can have fucking actually be kind of don't cuz scopus on it Oh You're gonna ask jeez to scope over here I'm so sorry I'm sorry scoho you're a nice guy Don't apologize Before he fucking slam me and then he's like Oh, I'm sorry, that was a good fucking slam But you seem to be in a bad mood today

I don't want to push these push over Yeah, why you in a bad mood? I got shit going on Alright, we're gonna talk about that in a second Listen, why are you gonna bring up a real shit with everyone And and you get a fucking throw them push out get a good one. We all enjoyed it Now we're gonna talk about fucking dummy I don't want to talk about it. We're gonna talk Was it with the balloons what happened Before the bed of file did you want a blue one? Is that what happened? Oh?

One is that what happened? Hey sorry to do for two guys for the long listen to get eat up in the park later. Hey Listen to me you're adorable. Thank you. Can you stand up a turner? No, I'm kidding It's quite good. She won't be each get a wish Yeah, but she is oh my god. She is definitely my type of girl. I was at a party. I would want a bang, Warren, but I know that's just a mess. I know that I get in the room and I'd be like,

what's that smell? She's like me. Oh my God, Jesus. I'm gonna fucking wash my dick off before I fuck you. And then a little fucking you and after. But my ear teeth is real tight, so I love it. I have a kidney, you know, spit out on my chest. Oh, wow.

Sounds like a spit tune halfway through on the marble floor. Oh. What was that, Mike? Yeah, these, y'all. Help me find it. I've found flashlight on, man. St. K.O. I told my mother I'd her in neck a little.

But I would go with her first. I would be like, boom, boom, and I'd go with her. I'd be like, hey, what's up? And she'd be like, hey, and I'm like, oh shit. And then I try to get her on a balcony. You know what I mean? And then we'd find out. He's got setting and everything.

Yeah, I'd talk and blah, blah, blah. And then I'd fucking make some comment about our cute hair. And then I'd lean in and do some, you know, oh, you got something on your face, a little, you know, a little, ooh, she's like, oh shit, I had something on my face the whole time. Fuck with a self-esteem a little bit. That was a little, as I leaned in, I fucking,

I used the pillow, I used those pillows, and give a little kiss right on her, right on her. Corner of a mouth cheek, inchillous. Because you can't pull away from that. Right. And then I go over the mouth. Are you coaching Mark right now? Because he's not. That's what I'm talking about.

And then I grab her titting on her. And you're quote, it on swipers patch I give her a nice lizard or an asshole She's the one Alright lizard Yeah Alright lizard So what is your top three bubble?

Black Yeah That's a funny one She's saying it girls You say it again You sound like a girl who hates black people. Black. She's talking to her close.

Like you should be ice fishing. I like blacks. Sound like a picket at crayons right now. I like black people the number one. Number one. Black guys. Black guys. Two is probably Italian, like Gredo.

Wonderful. Look at this. You're going to start a race to Gredo. I'll show you like Gredo Wait stop what you're not a grito The guy who went I fucking Google Read it on the fucking screen Well you'd blow all dumb in a way Like rocky doing a comment. I gotta use that actually we're all dumb in a way All right, so you like Guido's You like it in here

Keeps a difference And I like Guido's and I like being my face being mush when I just obey. Like black, we don't know Kada. I think it's so funny that you like the way I find that guys will either like really like it in almost like a creepy way. Or like you so turned off by it. Like not like how could you date her like how could you listen to her

No, I would love it. It's like one or the other. I like I love it. I think it's yeah, I mean I would hate you after time If I married you I would hate to have 70 years old. Yeah, my kid that's way mommy talks I know. You know, you're sh- kicked out of you again at school. Right, right. Well listen, mommy was an elf. Right. Just tell the kids. But that first night, that every like fucking a chew toy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh It is a weird thing to me Come on deep I got left before I got cocky, but it's not your joke. Oh

God Michael take care of him. What's your third one babe? I'm probably Just put those away. I just said I like you. Fuck it make me dump my wife with those fucking beacons. Those are those are great. Yeah, yeah. I'm turning like a power. 36 C's.

Is that a cashier? Yeah, big one! Oh, the way she said big. What do you have a kid? Big one! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! All right, listen.

There is just white guys. Just white guys. This is the basic white guy. Just the black Italian. The black Italian, then just a white guy. There's a white guy I've never been with Indians no never I'm open to I never Would you date it in here?

Yeah, you would look at what about Deepo a deep Would you go on a date with deep She likes big seen his sets You've seen his sets. I see. I saw my ramps. There we go. There we go. There we go.

There we go. There we go. No track wars right here, baby. Yeah. Don't move from down to down. Don't say enter. Producer. Producer.

I can't operate it. I forgot. You can just get motorbikes. We'll thumb it some ways. There you go. Catchphrase. Oh my god, that hurts. Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. All right. So. All right. Catchphrase. Oh my god, that hurts. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. All right, so. Yeah. All right, I get it. So don't get it. So you, so you, so you, Dibu's not your style. Um, well, I don't want to

hurt his feeling. Well, we already did. So I think when you go, I don't want to hurt his feelings. That's hurting. You already. You accomplished that with that step.

I get it, you know, know Indian guys aren't really in demand Hey, yeah, bro Charlie Brown over to We have some confidence and that's coming from the shortest guy in the room It's literally coming from almost a minute Well, I was growing up I was like man, I'm gonna get to our mom. She's like yeah, now I'm like fuck you mom I was growing up I was like man, I'm gonna get to our mom. She's like, yeah, now I'm like fucking mom How tall are you five six? Five six is like 13 It was horrible. You hear the center of 13 it was bad

Hey, what do you like? One probably like a nice dirty Irish guy. Oh, yeah, I'm Irish too. I'll fucking choke you I'll make you fucking choke on my cock. I always spit. It's like you threw up like I'm right ahead. No, not redhead It's a fucking nobody likes a red head The way she said Converal here's a deal. What's your name again? Doug. Doug, yeah, you're not a redhead, but if, like, if we left you out in the summer

and grew all your hair, guaranteed you a bush fat and your face would be red. Yeah, you have that fucking mountain-man red hair that grows out from, not shaving for a long time. Like a Mark Wahlberg Irish. Ah! Oh, see, yeah. I think he's Italian. Now he's not.

Well second is Italian. Okay, yeah. So it makes him up okay, right? But like not Guido, but like. Alright, maybe a little Guido. She won't be choke down. Yeah. You want a little hair pull. Just a little bit. A little bit. And then like maybe Cuban. Damn. Oh, really, really. It's blackish. You're up. I thought we were gonna come up around now But I like a nurse really really you thought a girl who Jersey's gonna fucking like black guys There is no work And Patterson and Jersey City and you must get hit out everywhere you go. No, I don't you're so beautiful. Thank you guys gonna eat I'll be over here eating some peaches in the can

Go to a friend he was about to lose it Yeah, I'm set up for a bomb. I'm the skier now, the free throw. That was a bad one, it was a good one. That was an underhand one. He didn't do it. Good job, Leonard Oots. Okay, let's keep you going. What do you got on the cup? What do you get, a friend? What would you think there? I'm sorry.

Would you go down on a woman? Is that doing anything for you, there? Yeah, that's a great question. Oh, yeah. Oh! I'm sorry, I was distracted by that. Are you alright? You all dulled and I'm such a ceiling again. Yeah, ceiling sharp.

Forget about your headphones, but just hold those. Would you pop too? No, just what? But what I want? Well, would you go down on a lady? I was trying to kill the dead area. Thank you. Because he has his podcast.

No, I love it. I love boobs. I love boobs, but I wouldn't I would you look what? A boop? You don't look a boop. Hey dude, knock it off with the creepy voice. I literally wasn't looking I was looking over here. I heard what you look Literally wasn't looking I was looking over here I heard would you look Fuck band you Come see my band the can of peaches

What do you got fucking whiteest guy ever face? What do you got fucking upper state New York camp counts that are face? A uber draft driver That's a lift driver He's definitely left. What do you get helping others? Doffat to that borders Come on Gray grazing anatomy face. What are you going to say?

What? Just say white girls. No, no, I'm going to go to Jewish first, my girlfriend's Jewish for hot. So I'm going to Mexican have to go with Arab North Africa. Really? Do what the African is supposed to going on. Are you talking like Egyptian? Look.

So I lived in Morocco for a couple of years. Oh, that's okay. No, that's okay. You got really, you got really, really, really, really. Okay, now they're very sexy, but that is, I mean, stereotypical American pretty, when you find a Moroccan woman that's like that, like stereotypical, as hutch, that's pretty.

It was actually have like some type of yellow or blue eye. Oh yeah. I mean, I'm gonna check on National Geographic, the Arab girl with the blue eyes. That's, remember that girl? On the cover? Famous photos. Yes, that was amazing.

She's still kind of hot today. Oh yeah? Okay, so you got one, two, go ahead. That's funny that you're trying to solve the world's problems with fucking. I'm gonna go white, you're gonna go Jewish, and then I'm gonna go to Morocco, and get a nicest broad.

He never went white, to be honest. Now he don't know. Who's the third one? Third one, I would say, actually Indian. Indian light. Oh! And they would love you too. No, he'd prefer.

They would just run away to other races. Yeah, deep blue, you know better. Yeah, your parents are throw together, huh? They are Yeah, but ones that teach you are something, right? Both that teach you Yeah, that's why Bob, you can see the love in his eyes

Oh, man, you got a Peace Corps dick You came from a whole village there You came from Pans That's for loving A lot of talks on the fucking front porch of his white table Yeah, I want you to fuck other people, son. You're literally the cleanser house. You know, go out and look at me, my mom.

You know that? And I'm going, wow. The fucking Indian girl, huh? Now, I've never, ever, I went one time I went to Indian food the first time I went to Indian food was in New York with an Indian girl sexy as shit too she used to come to the seller all the time and one night she just said how many times this is back when I was first here she's like how many times do I have to hit on you before you ask me out I love that you see that I love that too oh my god fucking Jesus

just cut to it yeah you can suck and fucking lick and talk right Look that's it. Have fun. I can't talk with that We I took her out she took me to this place. We had a sit on you've a pillow You had a dip a bunch of little biscuits. That's fun. Yeah, the dip stuff a bunch of little biscuits. That's fun. Get a dip stuff. Look how Bob is gonna take it to a place. You guys did it.

I really am an un-cultured douche. I like good biscuits. You're taking a KMC that just did that perjure? Yeah. Yeah. Last people got a pizza to catch. I mean people get a biscuits. We can't get shit from that.

Check these from the other kid. It's a pricing guy dude know what you're talking about. So. I Surprising I do know what you're talking about so we know talk south Indian cuisine It's already get serious there. I never like I never I don't think I did a Hawaiian girl because I feel like there's like one pretty Hawaiian girl Yeah, the rest look like shoulder monster It's almost see them The rest look like me Me look who this is Why is she She's like fucking no She's like a balky and I got a book. Oh really?

She's Russian. Yeah, she's like some crazy shit Lithuanian. I think it's a Russian. No, she's Russian. Yeah, she's I think Jessica Albus Lithuanian Yeah, she's like I'll tell you right now. What's it? What's your name again? Oh fuck? What's so good? Lauren? Me look who this? Me look who this is smoking my type of girl. I like a really I like a small, but I don't like a big What's it? What's your name again? Oh fuck what's so good? Lauren me the cooness mean a cooness is Smoking my type of girl. I like a little I like a small butt. I don't like a big butt. I like a little my wife's got a little Fucking boy butt I don't like a big hot. I like her nose. She's got my wife We're gonna go to the brand of brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're gonna go to the brand of We're I'm teaching Max how to fucking read I'm teaching Mike's max out of fight and be angry Meena coolers meena coolness I can't when y'all yell I can't hear my ally.Kunis. I will say, I've seen her without makeup though.

Yeah, nice. Pretty. Pull her up without makeup. I'll tell you this, I just like her. I like her eyes are huge. Love you, guys. My wife has big eyes. That's the best.

And this is a weird thing. I'm going to say this and probably get a shit for it. Well, you know, all my life I've been drawing, you know, I went to art school. I was going to be an art teacher for kids, but not a great artist. Put them all right. I was. And I used to art school, I was gonna be an art teacher for kids, but not a great artist, but I'm all right. I was, and I used to draw this half of face, like with hair coming down this beautiful brown hair,

with one eye and- What are you showing? One eye showing, I was just- And I looked at these drawings recently, it's my wife. Is that right? Oh my god. Just like my wife. Beautiful. That's why I thought it was so beautiful. Look at that, look at her. I think she looks like my sack my god, beautiful I So beautiful

I think my sat she looks whoa. Yeah, I think she might be pregnant in this photo. Yeah, no, she's pregnant Yeah, she's pregnant no makeup you can't fucking judge that yeah, my wife look like me when she was pregnant Wait, she had a kid. I don't she had a kid. Yeah, I think they're getting divorced though Really? I just made that. Oh, here you go. He was really cute there. Yeah. She's got cute eyes.

You she's not smoking. She's cute. But a no girl. Listen to me. Look at me. No girl is smoking. Not one girl is smoking. I disagree.

No, I think there's no girl. Robby. Robby. Robby. Robby. Robby. I disagree. No, I'm not going to go robbie. I think it's Margot Robbie. Who? Robbie. Robbie. Robbie, Robbie. She was doing this. She was doing a wolf of Wall Street.

How they quenched? She's going to be fucking... Hang on one second. I'm telling you right now, in person, they're all fucking... Without the makeup. I saw Margot in person and she was breathtaking. Okay. Garanty, you fucking let her suck you dick in a cab jizz on a cheek and all of a sudden you're gonna see zits and blemishes I asked the content

Look at that Jenny she looks really beautiful Without makeup would be the concept we're doing there. No question mark. No question mark. I love that he just typed it in. This is her. Do you guys like it?

I got it. What do you guys prefer to do is that we're makeup? Still pretty. Still pretty. Not as pretty. That is pretty. And I guarantee if she had a little bit of makeup. If she didn't fucking tweez those eyebrows. Oh my god. That's her. Yeah is pretty. And I guarantee if she had a little bit of ego. If she didn't fucking tweez those eyebrows.

Oh, my God. Oh, I like that. Hey, that's her. Yeah, I'm into that. No, you're okay. Look, it looks like my splooges in her eye. I told you. That's another bad one, too.

A jizz will fucking show you who a girl looks. Three people running, individualizer. Jizz on a girl's face and then mush it in and then clean it off all of a sudden. You see, oh shit, I just fucked. I fucked a guy. Let's try it on Lauren. I just fucked Kevin Brennan.

When I met a guy, I just saw my eye and I had too much to scare her on. Oh no. You look like a suicide squad. I remember that night. What about all of our top number ones to live? Yeah, if you pick one woman or guy. Who? Handel Jenner. Oh, good one.

Let me see. She's so skinny though. That's a good one. Okay, number only one. Okay, what right now though? She can't be from the past. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no pain. No pain the past. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Current. No, no pain for your okay. Yeah.

Oh, you've got the can't bang the chick from Swamp Thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Okay, let me see what this girl looks like. This is not my good. Still cute. Yeah, she's just, she's just, and she's like five nine. She's, she's tall.

Oh, she has no body. She's not. She does. I'm ready with mine right now. Okay, let's go. What you got? Tessa, I think her name is Tessa Thompson. She was the girlfriend of with mine right now. Okay, let's go Tesla I think I name is Tessa Thompson. She was the girlfriend of Creed in the movie You had yes, the depth one hang on hang on it's not about you right now Chris

You do me one favor. Yeah, you put those head. Thank you. Yeah, I got you falling off. I got you. It was just making me panic. Oh, is she got he didn't like her? I got it. I got hang on hang on hang on hang on. Let's just deal with one thing. We're all fucking the app. I'm sorry. Thompson hang on. I just want to forget it. She's beautiful. I'm sorry. She was in Creed. Okay. She was the girlfriend of a Creed. Now I don't I don't like her. I'm fine. It's not about okay. I know, but I know her attitude her. I'm fine. It's not about okay. I know but I have a very close up February her attitude bugs me.

She looks like run DMC. Oh, because she's a black woman. Oh, she doesn't like. I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like. I don't like her. I don't like her. Listen, listen, I don't like that they made her deaf in that movie too. It gives it something because it's for the sequel.

They didn't need to go full deaf in the sequel. You know, I mean, she can go emotional art. She can go deaf to him. Sorry. I just got the word silent. What do you got? Didn't need just to go full-definacy cool Deftam sorry Just got the word silent. What do you got? Andre Benjamin from outcast oh 3,000 I still got shot That's the number one guy. He's a good looking guy. Hey 3,000 nine times like a great Benjamin that Andrew you you bring him up I want to see what he looks like Andre

Andre I would hate to be on the keyboard right now cuz I have no I had it. I was defending you you fucking idiot You're so stupid. I was I was I was putting myself in the same position. Don't know. Oh, when he did that movie with Mark Walbur I met him and he's small. He's not Mark Wahlberg. He's small. Actually, I met him in the video. He's small. He's not big at all. He's like 5'7". Hey, hey, what's wrong with that? Hey.

She likes big guys. He likes big guys, yeah. Don't worry about it. She can make an exception. All right. Who do you think? Emily Rachowski. Who the fuck is that?

Who are up? Emily Rachowski. She was in recently in the Ahtaraj movie. She's a bloodline video. Gone through the doodot. She was the chick that out bed after cheating with okay, good She has the most amazing boobs in the entire world. Oh, Right there, they're the GQ. Oh my god. That's a great great pick great pick great great Right a cow's key is gonna be published can I ask? Do you know how much money you'd have to have to think about you? Oh, yeah, I know

I'm gonna eat her pussy for hours. You just be hours Okay, if she said If she said who would it in this room? Yeah, I'm just saying like if she said fuck If she said Yeah, because a fucking try to ask your question. He fucking steps on me If she said you can't read anymore Just fuck her no you can't read no more books. Okay, no more chairs. We're Malcolm X living Audio books baby no more audio books you can you can't learn anymore keep that picture up scuba while he's asking this question

You have to just stay as smart as you are right now, okay? No more books no more nothing okay, and no more sitting in a chair Okay, but I will You're in yeah, no more learning Wait no more video games You know I just say like Google who are like every day just like a That's like my background Whatever just like one time I don't Okay, all right, I'm smart. I can keep going. Do we?

We did I don't know who I would pick. Too much. You have to answer the question. I was curious. Yeah, you're a game. All right, I would chat. See, some of Hayek's up there. Really?

Yeah. Still. I like older women. What about JLo? Actually, the kids are just beautiful. JLo's annoying. I like Penelope Cruz. Oh, you like that? You really like this baby? Yeah, what are you trying to fuck a mom. I like Penelope Cruz. Oh, you like that?

You really like this baby? Yeah, what are you trying to fuck a mom? I like a mom. I love a mom. So, you have a girl? Yeah. It's a cartoonie for me. Okay, so the high...

Penelope Cruz is tight though. Yeah, yeah, she forgot. Alright, Penelope. Who is that? I'm a Penelope. I'm a Penelope. What do you got? Kendall Jenner.

Okay, who do you got? Mark Rollover. Wow. I can hook that up. Listen, 1996. I would literally I would I know right mother his children Wow Why are you gonna fucking ruin it? Is that your mom? So what did the fuck of people? What do you got? I just saw Joy Jennifer Lawrence is pretty pretty amazing

She's great. I feel like if I saw her in person though. She just be an ordinaryger. I like that though. It's kind of a dying Keaton like no, you know, I'm gonna pick a girl right now Pull up the cast the cast of What was that rock movie with the earthquake? What was that? Oh the big That's it Let me fucking get the star sir. What's the name of the movie? San Andreas, oh, yeah, get the cast. Get the guy get that. You're talking about Carla Guiana. The one you play the Asia. Yeah, Carla. Why are you holding on to the microphone?

Because I'm just like trying to control myself. Yo, yo, yo, check it out. A name is Carla. Be on up. I've been to part of the house. Carla, do you show the pictures of the girls on the wall? I took them down. Okay. Calla, what's your last name? We, it starts with G, U, and Google. Google, and look who I'm up.

Yeah, just go Santa Tress. Santa Tress, what did you do in the first place? You'll, Bobby's like looking as big as a. Sorry, I was my coach now. Dude, the don is hot too, man man Jesus. Yeah, so Carla Guiana will boom. Oh Yeah, show her titties. Just see it's it's yeah, yeah, send city she's older titties Oh I can't see who this is oh wow to the city go to the black one. That's not her. That's exciting

This is gonna be excited for anyone listening to this one Monday The daughter oh, yeah, so San and Dr. Andrea you fucking Stop her to She has the best chance on the planet. Oh, she's the true detective Yeah, how great was her titties and in sin city? How great was she what? Shows her titties

Ice cream but twice but the black power fist is allowed Bob Bob, what's a loud ass entity? That's not an ass man. Come on. Not a great guy I like a small air except the one I like a small ass. I like big titties big juicy dug-dugs He's an 80s guy. I am You're absolutely right. That's who that comes from. Yeah, that's sick for roadhouse, man She had like huge cans. I like a juicy. Yeah, yeah but those are fucking fake I like a juicy real Doug Doug Titty fucking stick it on the ground baby names it up

Doug Doug Wow those are great I really got damn it to I I got a loose on the belt those tits were like the opposite of a dude. We're joke. This is what I do on Tuesday afternoon, man, at home. Just I love it. I love that you know their names. Yeah. Yeah. I was supposed to want to really a rainman of pussy Abigail

Redford. Oh, this is an Instagram chick. They're like bananas that we're forgetting about, but they're not real. The Instagram. What's that? That's what I worry about. I thought I thought Jen's shelter girl taking her like ass photos in the Columbus circle Yeah Big ass Yeah, the pencil like a big ass it depends on who it's on because if it's too much if it's just like disgusting like a

Dino came a shell. She's a He does not know. I do know who she is. I follow her on Instagram. The black chick that does the... The video is on Instagram. He's kind of like, because every black chick does video. So, this is the best. Also, the black chick.

This is the best. This is the best. That's the best. This is the best. But there's some assets just too much. It's time to scum. Listen, follow her on Instagram. These guys have like a side conversation in the microphone. Can you not do that in the mic?

Mike away from his face so what he talks who is like talking a holiday that's the ice cream truck Who is that weather woman who is like famous? She's like a hot weather woman. Oh the Asian one right? No, no Yes Just Google hot weather woman skank or something I love the mark has to teach you how to use a keyboard Right Mexico Mexico. Oh even better. Oh, yeah, she's she's look at this. She wears the tightest dresses Do that? Oh Oh, even better. Oh, yeah. She's, she's, look at this. She wears the tightest dresses. It's not. I like her do that. Yeah.

Oh, Mexico. Right. It'd be head children for weed. Yeah. Look at that. Look at that. That's unreal. I don't care what the temperature is.

Yeah, global warring can suck my dick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen the naked news thing? No. No. What is that? You can, can you say that again? What is that?

That's when I take it out My putt is so bad right now you're who you want my dick oh I called a putt because so bad right now. You're who? You're what? My dick. Oh. I call it a putt because it doesn't deserve it. We call it putt. I give it a, I give it a putt. Why is it bad right now? It's bad.

Well, that's everything you would, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Because, you know, I'm a little overweight right now. And I can, you know, I can, now that I'm losing weight, I'm losing some weight, my dick is getting, is becoming better. So I didn't know how bad my dick was, but it's still not the way my,

I've known my dick my whole life. Okay? The dick I have now, I don't know who this dick is. I don't know this dick, we're not friends. I don't understand, so it changed? It's a different dick. Like I don't have, like my dick, when I'm at my, go weight, when I'm't understand, so it changed. It's a different dick. Like I don't have, like my dick, when I'm at my go-away, when I'm pretty thin,

my dick's nice, I got a nice piece. You know what I mean? But I'm all awake. I'm all awake. The little kids interview you about your dick. I was like, what were you doing? I was like a school prod. You know what I was saying?

Like, if you were growing. Like if I was, if I was to show you, if me, you looked up, right? Okay. Okay. And I was, oh, let me put down my lunchbox. And I was to take my dick out, right? Yeah. Now, if, like, I wouldn't let you take my dick out,

I'd have to take my dick out. Because if you took my dick out, you would not have made it right. Like you would not have, you just take it out and be like, oh shit, what I do. Like I have to take it out and get it. I have to make it right. Like, what is that mean? Oh, you're gonna cut that part up, right there.

Yeah. I'm gonna be investigated by the FBI. I'm gonna pull up a cell phone. I'm gonna pull up a cell phone. Just make sure she's on camera too. Like both of us are on camera at the same time. And get Jared the subway guy in there. What I'm saying, if we were fooling around, making out,

say we're making out, right? And then you go, and I'm playing with you big titties, right? And then, I'm sorry. So, I'm sorry. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not, I'm with foolin' around, right? I didn't even just, I know you've got it. Foolin' around, so foolin' around.

And then you went to reach in to take my penis out. I'd have to stop you. I would be like, whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop. And I would have to get my, I would wanna get my shit together. You know what I mean? I wanna make it as big as it could be. And you know, make sure everything's stretched down

and the nuts are tight. You know what I mean? And then show you my deck. I would appreciate that. Ha ha ha. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think I think I get it. Yeah.

And then I'd be like, okay, like I wouldn't let you just grab my shit. Because you'd be like, oh shit, what am I doing wrong? Like I'd be like, it's not you, it's just my deck. And you'd be like, you sure? And then you know what I doing wrong? Like I'd be like it's not you. It's just my dick. He'd be like you sure and then you know what I'm saying I'm interested to know what you do to get you ready that somebody else couldn't do I think of a shimale No, no, no, I would I Don't know I would just have to get it like back in the day you have like a

Pre-I would have to just you know routine dude little guitar routine. Dude, little guitar thing, get my dick nice. No, no, no, no. You know what I mean? Make sure that's all right. A lot of guys did. No, no, no, no. I used to be, Baba, I used to feel it.

Now we thought it's out the box, baby. I used to have no underwear. I used to have no panties and just whip my dick out. Like you just go in and grab it. My dick was good. My dick used to be good all the time. Like ready to go. My dick was ready to go. I didn't go box of panties. Whatever you gonna call me. I used to be in the open this bitch. I used to free ball all the time. Really? I think that throughout Europe. Yeah, that was really handy.

What are you fucking? Fuckin' crazy. You suck a gym to get around Europe. When you go on pub calls and do it? Pub call. I ran out of money, Bobby. That's beyond comfortable. I don't like it. Is it the best zip or there? The G and the like a little ball support, too. Yeah, it's too dangerous for brother like me.

Too dangerous. Nah, come on, son. Nah. You got a big dick? Nah, I don't got a will so Vince, but you know,'t got a will so Vince but you know I got one for the people. Really? I don't even have one for my people. You got one for Steve Burns people. You got one for the kids. Yeah. Yay.

Get that balloon over there. Get that balloon. Can somebody else do it too? I'm gonna do it. Who else wanna do it? I'm gonna do it. We should all do it. We can't all do it for great now. I'm not gonna be fucking herpes,

because someone in this room has herpes, by the way. Not me. Not me. Not Deepo. We hold on. No, it's Mark's. I never know. That's just because you do a podcast with a guy who has her personal.

Oh, this is actually taking longer than getting the balloons. She fucking tied a boy scout knot on it. No, you go give it to her. Sniff it. How am I going to pass it to her? This is crazy. I don't want to disturb. I love that he just handed me all the balloons here you go boss Fucking moock. Wait. How is she gonna suck it? Oh?

Give me are you how she gonna suck it? It's tied so tightly This is very delicate you don't want to let it pop up. I'm gonna tell you what that what we do Let's bite the tip bite the tip. Where's the scissors? That's it Not followed for that again Not following for that again. You're doing it. She's looking at you and a who? I got scared, I got frightened.

I got your voice really deep on that. Hey, where have you got scissors? We don't even work on those. We do have scissors. You have to hold it down here and then I think cut this guy off. Yeah, yeah. Somebody knows how to use a balloon knot. Well, this is not my first rodeo. Oh. Yeah, yeah, somebody knows how to use a balloon knot

Do you got him my this really killing the whole thing people who's your People can you say porn stars are now yeah, I'm a big kind of awesome Kira if you guys know her pull her up Right that skip navigators busy right now also. I don't want to see him try to type that She is definitely like the hottest Japanese chick out there You like Japanese. How did that happen? I always want what I can't have Creature double feature You can have an Asian you can pull though. Hi ready? You do it? I need some tips for me. As long as you're not Asian, you're... I am Asian, that's a good idea.

There's gotta be a pair, I mean, I literally have two pages. Oh, just the can, go get that one. Just the can, can. Okay, okay, so I think Chris is ready. Ready? Wait, wait, wait, that's exciting. I'm standing by while I'm thinking. I just want to say this is the best

oh my god we wouldn't get arrested. I think my mind's going down. She sounds exactly the same. I know. This is now how I know how to look. It's so close. Now, you sure you like black eyes? I love black eyes. Now, hold on. Now, I'm going to get a bow. Hello. This sounds so much more like you. This sounds so much like you. It's fucking stupid.

I want to thank you for coming on. I want to thank the lollipop king. Oh shit. I can't wait to hear you. Are you blowing it? Try to go through Europe again? It smells funny. Come on, Frodo, fucking suck it in. Does this look so much fun?

Anybody else want to do this one? You can if you want to. I don't want to hear brusiness. This is a dilatant of my blitz. Oh, you actually? It actually what you should sound like. I'm going to hear Mark. I'm going to hear Mark. I feel exciting. Can I read a thing from a chat with Bheelium? Actually, it actually what you should sound like

Oh boy, I want to hear Mark, I'm so excited Can I read a thing from a chat with William? Sounds like a different one Oh here, can I go to sleep? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good No good Who's saliva do I want? I would, I would choose Hey, hey

Oh my god He's so much pain Sounds like a judge of both and Sarah gets pain I can't find the hole. Hello? Put it all in your mouth inside. Christ Killah in chat says, I really like Chrissy's voice and when I think about it,

it's probably because deep down, I really, really want to fuck children. What the fuck? People, listen, no joke. Okay, this is not Legion of Skanks, okay? Just stop it. I don't want to have to fucking go to court, because of you.

You're sitting here, there we go. Yeah, that's a good time. Here's the thing, Bobby, it's not us, it's the chat. So we can say it's the chat. Yeah, I know, but it's not me in life. It's fucking guy. thing Bobby it's not us it's the chat so we can say it's the chat yeah I know but it's not me in life It's fucking guy It's anything fucking funny It's like a

Not children fucking racist drew Palazzo says plenty of room for everyone's jizz on Bob's hipster frames. Oh How much you like him, baby. Hang on, hang on. How much you like him, my mother fucking bitch. Like a fucking brother. I'll give you a brother. I'll give you a brother from another mother, mother fucker. What's up?

This is who you like a fucking, you're the best of both worlds, bitch. I don't know what to see. You get you, a black dude, and a big mother fucking Italian with a small peck Different doesn't oh Chuck boy Everything about this right now All right, here we go My family time with girl voice sounds.

Oh, well, we're getting a big hit. Hello. What? Hello. Hello. You guys really, inward lip this thing. Hello. Hello from New Jersey.

I love it. Nothing to her, tranny voice. Hello. She a little bit sucking on the container. And she's still like, hello. Her name should be flow. Well, coffee, huh? You guys want disco fries? Let's wrap this fuck her up. This has been a great show. Thank you so much for coming in. Let's go on the room and tell everybody you Twitter where you're gonna be whatever you want to promote. What do you got? Thank you for having me. I'm

Christy cello at ChristyCello.com.com. See show where are you at anywhere? Yeah I perform all time. All of that. Tonight yeah tonight I'm at cake shop for anyone in the city. I thought you were there. Thank you. You're so sweet. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so. I'm so you. You're so sweet. I love it. You got it, mom. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. She's such a sweet sweet. I'm I'm trying to shake off my birdie pervert with her. I really I think you're a good person. Thank you so much. This is so fun. come on anytime I love to be next time come on a nighttime party I do shows at 12 I do the call one-on-one Find me up for one-on-one You're in you're in I gotta see the rest of your body first I'm not your fellow guy. I want to make sure you have a small bum I'm not your pal. I want to make sure you have a small bum

Well, he got me again. Yo, uh Me getting a fucking H. You know Mike Brown How that me yo Mike Brown and coming to show comedy out lies for you anniversary you know, you go ahead Add again, you guys do another anniversary. Yeah, great. Yeah, great I thought there was a nut. I thought was every month the fucking every year It's the way it since the last time he came on with a year. Thanks. Oh, yeah. Fuck you.

Me too. Me too. He does it my favorite. May I? I can't you want all the time. Yeah, I think the kumi episode was last time. Is it really? No, no.

That we've been on together. That we've been on together. You're with Janis hosted. Are you kidding me? I was. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's all right. Is it? I can't remember the Yeah. Alright, I'm sorry. That's alright.

Is it? I can already point to everybody playing for a scopo. I came home when, uh, Yannis was a guest host for you. Oh, okay. And you had one when how long has it been for you, baby girl? It's been a while. It's been a while. That's why I almost cried when scopo was like, you ready?

I was like, I really can't. Oh, scopo put together a great show today. Yeah. He was all proud of it to his achy. Yo, yo, yo, He's a call me back. He never does. He usually calls me and it's nothing. No, I have to leave voice mail now because human beings do that.

No, no. Why it was ever? Yeah. You are the only person that calls though. It's kind of freaky how much you call like. Yeah, because I'm a fucking grown man. I'm like, I'm going to fucking call you and talk to you instead of going, hey, it's not weird, I get what school will say.

No, no, no one does that. Can I just explain to you what he's talking about? This way, he's the dumbest fucking person. No, no, no, no. You get a call, you see Miss Collie call the person back. You're on a plane and you phones off and you don't get the Miss Coll, how do you get the Miss Coll? How do you get the Miss Collie on the plane?

How do you get the Miss Collie on the plane? You're on an airplane mode, I don't travel guys. All right Fucking idiot if you had something important to tell somebody Now what what modes just name a cup just name four modes that you can actually tell me something if you had to tell me something Name for text Can one call. Yeah. Where's the mail? Email.

Twitter. Facebook. Facebook. Okay, that's fine. Right there. Yeah. This dummy, the cancel people. People canceled last minute.

He calls me twice. Calls me. Doesn't leave a message. Calls me back. Doesn't leave a message that time. Then when I call him the next day, go, why don't you call me? He goes, I called you twice. I go, yeah, but you didn't leave him out.

How the fuck he goes? Well, it's also a customer guy who says, you just take care of it. You're the producer. So I took care of it. Mm. Yeah, I don't like how you do that back on Bob. Yeah.

No, that's good, but I'll throw it back on dumb, the dumb, dumb, dumb. Okay, yes, it's a song now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I told him. You're all back on dumb dumb dumb dumb. Okay, yes, it's a song now. I told him, you're fucking call me. You were getting touch with me and you run shit by me. We have to do this now because he's fucked up before. So I need to know what's going on.

Who your book and why? We need to just do this together for a little while and say well. Was the show good though? Huh? Was the show good the show good not as good as it was gonna be I have not my fault that people cancel I was kidding and really good show what do you got what do you got buddy hey check me out on Twitter at Mark Norm and I don't know when's it coming out, but This is coming out this one's gonna come out this Sunday. I believe right Wise guys in Salt Lake City never been there great great club really I mean the owner is really nice and it's a great club and it's the new one and Utah's fucking awesome

I've never been I'm excited a lot of a lot of people listen to the show I'm great. Go check out mark over it. Why is it guys? Please and listen to my pod with Joe list Tuesdays with mornings To those of stores Yeah, I what do you got? Hey guys? You can check me out mr. Other score B Collins check out Mike Brownice comedy show for those who you listen live Comey outliers Black you get at the end. Yo, yo check it out Check it out for your anniversary show

How I got you perk up show uh-huh, you do it home? She actually likes you now. What's up girl, how you doing? I perked up. Oh yeah, I like how you perked up. 7PM, she'll check out get tickets at CombyOutliers.com, but if you're not listening to live church check out Mike Brown, Iize, podcast out Comby Outliers, we've had scope on, we've had Norman on, we love to get the rest of you guys on, but yeah, check that out on iTunes. Quite a roster roster you got on that thing We gonna get Lawrence pussy on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what show by weekly at patties and park slope every second and fourth Thursday. There you go. Nine o'clock. Nice. Deep Pugin is producer on. Yeah. Deep Pug's kicking ass.

Oh, thanks, man. Chris Kofa. That felt sad, but it wasn't. Yeah. That was really good. I got a compliment for the teacher. It felt old. Yeah.

I didn't break the cram crackers in the rain. I was like giving an attendance award. Yeah., I was just a little bit in the back. That's sco-boying. I got a, give me on Twitter at Chris Scopo. I'm at the Kipsey March 19th with Aaron Berg. Okay. And the boy doing a show together, the 26th. We are?

It's always told me. Uh-oh. Yeah, that's why you couldn't do outliers, right? Yeah. Really? I canceled outliers, you know. Oh, blessing. Oh, blessing. I don't know outliers, right? Yeah. Really? I canceled outliers for that. Ooh, blessing. I don't know why did I agree to this.

Yeah. We'll sketch you at like weird times. I'll clock up in like a fucking 1032 in the morning. Nobody want to do the show. You're like, where for what children? Yeah. Okay, you've booked. I was like, I was setting your faces on a fucking billboard.

But his face is just as big. Okay, you booked, I was like, look, look, I was sending you faces on a fucking billboard. But his face is just as big. He's doing 10 minutes. Then you got this weekend at Massachusetts, if the comedy scene, Fox Pro Massachusetts, and then you got nothing because you're filming. So, this weekend, what's the name of it? Comedy scene. Foxboro message usage.

Comedy scene, it's a brand new comedy club at Foxboro Stadium. So at Foxboro Stadium in Massachusetts, they developed this amazing huge mall all around it. I mean, hotel, mall, everything. It's great restaurants. So you can go to the game and then you go to this fucking crazy mall. In there is this awesome new comedy club restaurant that I'm doing this

weekend. Same guys who run Laf Boston. I'm doing this. So I'm very excited. So if you're from Boston, you listen to this live. So make sure you spread the word. Tell your friends, get tickets now. Don't fucking wait, don't be assholes. Wait till Friday, show up, have me panic. We're not selling, can you tweet some more? I hate that. Like that works. Right.

It's fucking 735, this shows it ain't. Yeah. Yeah, my tweet didn't work. Go outside and buy. I'm not Kevin Hart right most of my Twitter follows a fucking ads Most of my Twitter vote from my space Yeah, and we start filming I got another show that should be on my calendar. It's April 23rd. Yes. I want to promote that right now, please Renaissance theater in Kingsport, Tennessee Kingsport. He has the enthusiasm I don't even know

It's a Anybody in Tennessee in the surrounding North Carolina, anybody in the surrounding areas, go to the show. This ticket's still available, it's gonna sell out. It's a theater. It's the last person they had that was Jim Florentine. I'm gonna be there in the middle of filming. I'm gonna shoot out for one day

and go down to Tennessee to do the show. I'm very excited about it. Get your tickets now. Again, spread the words. Like any of us on the show, any comics, you need to retweet, share, hit those share buttons, and I'll retweet a like. Don't just go and look at the ad, make sure you follow us, share, retweet, repost, help us spread the word. That's the fucking greatest thing you can do for all of us and show up with the gigs. So this week, I'm at in Foxboro Stadium at...

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