Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Chad Chad Chad Bingo

Episode Date: August 27, 2018

Rich Vos, Keith Robinson, and Chad Daniels join Bobby in studio! Can this generation deal with the real world? Can Chad deal with being the new kid with these Tough Crowd animals? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This is gonna be a costifier. This podcast has no rules. I'm gonna go to the mic asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic? No! That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on.

It's just us sitting down and yapping sometimes. It's hilarious sometimes. There's no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Way both sides of the coin. That's how it all holds the stars you motherfuckers. I don't want to do anything. My podcast is popular enough where I might affect somebody's life. You never know. You podcast unwhitecast.com I'm glad he made the old fucking black guy laugh. Almost as soon as you're awake I'm glad he made the old fucking black guy laugh

Can you laugh like a young person at least what We've slappy alone what oh my god that was kind of What the fuck you mean? Fat you call me too black I didn't call you too black fuck, you mean? You called that fat, you called me two black? I didn't call you two black, oh you're slappy, not blacky. Slapy white, asshole. Oh whatever, that's how you match slappy white. Thank you, at least you get comedy. Yeah, red button.

He's gonna be a fucking terrible, this is the dumb idea. Why would I have, why would I have? You were fucking moms, maybe, right? You fucking wow. I liked it. So anyway, let's just get through the guest. Mike, who do we got? We got Rich Voss from the Voss roast boss roast.com washros.com. Star my wife hates me.

From the Voss for his own roast, we got him from there to say we can't come on get some better. Well, we got him from there, to the same, we got him. Come on, get something better, fucking credit. Well, give him a better credit. Give him a better credit. Give him a good credit? No, it's not. Nobody gives a shit that you're two-top off.

Yeah, nobody's gonna stop you. Nobody's gonna stop you. Hey, that's that two-top off. Hey, wait a minute. Did you get a gift bag? Yes, I did. I know you did. We heard about it for 10 years.

The first white guy on Def Jam? No, let's get some new stuff. Yeah, that's where you're saying stuff. That's where it's saying. That was all for your voice. You're going from your rose to that. First of all, the rose is amazing. It is amazing. It is amazing.

It is amazing. It is. It's good because you didn't have one part. You actually eliminated one person which made it even better, too. Who? You think it's set up. No, we're not finished with the ball, shit.

No, we're not going to be able to do it. We're not finished with the ball, shit. You're late. It was in black and white. Shut the fuck up but no we're not finished with all shit Yeah, you're right now hold on to me. We're not You're last credit was in black and white shut the fuck up. Oh my god Oh, you got it can only stop. Let's just okay stop now go to Keith's credits. I got a lot of shit I know you're watching this the back of the bus special Keith Robinson back of the bus hour special No, false with you hour special. It's being edited right now. Yeah I've had the stand really You're gonna attack me yes

I Here to get attacked what is what is sensitive for I'm not sure Yeah, I just gave him the last I just gave him the last edit. I mean, yes, Gabe, we gave him the volume. Body shot editing to you. No, you directly need your fucking idiot. All right, listen. It was credit stick.

I actually, you have a new animation series that you're part of with Kevart. No, Kevart has a new animation series. I'm in it. He's actually one of the characters. I'm in it. I'm on three episodes of Crashin. Yep. A free-ill's the characters. I'm in it. Yeah, you're in it. I'm on three episodes of crashing. Yep. Eight feels crashing too. Yeah, you're

I turned it down. Oh, shut up. I turned it down. I'm trying to three mollus. We know you're in shit, but we want to put it down. Oh, that's good. I'm not a Sam tomorrow. down. Bobbi, you have another Sam tomorrow. That's a good credit. I call it to the golf ad. I have a new name. They're called Sidekick Radio. Sam is black.

Sam is not black. Oh, he is a little black. Yeah, he looks like a black. No, he's got some black at him. Yeah, he's got some blacker. That's his parents yeah I'm not his he's adopted Sam is adopted you know he's a dumped always not that's no no he was adopted Sam was adopted that's right his his mother was a red head and his father was a black Vietnam vet yes get to fuck yes father died mother committed suicide and then they they adopted a little baby, a little sand baby.

You didn't know that? No, but you're good after her. That's such a wrap. I fucking ran down. It's so believable when you said it. I gave you a call back. You're not making the call. It was good.

How are you trying to switch it up? No, I'm not. I'm not. You have another movie you're in? Yeah, man, I'm doing a lot of stuff, man. You in a movie coming out you're starting a movie in September right? Yeah Go on do this movie in September What's it name in the movie? What hey? Boss is not in it hey, I would like I know you graded all these other things

You can you talk in the mic though dumb dumb so we get this on stop side talking Stop side-talking. Why? I'm not on the bus, stupid. We're in the front of the bus. This is not the extensive podcast that I'm used to. Like, three girls and one Keith is really the podcast. No, it's called three girls and one you sell out. One, two, three girls and Tom.

I gave him all of them. You get back here, you. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, know, you know me so I can help make fun of people? On the moon multiple appearances on Conan Chad Daniels I didn't here's a lot of credits what's the credit a credit is something recently that you've done on television or film Film film. Yes film What you've done on film I mean I'm oh film what my movie career is extensive you know it has not you can't even say the word because I that's because of the stroke yeah you're gonna little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber.

He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber.

He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're a little slumber. He's like, you're tried a little slower. But it got you. It was almost polite. I'm very, yes, very passive aggressive. Yeah, it's very, very little cunt to it. I like it. All right, so we're back. Who else do we have here? Who else? Well, it's it. That's it. How about Gabby?

Well, Gabby is part of the crew. Everybody knows that she has mics here, Becky's here, helping out. Thanks, Becky. Introduce, Becky. here helping out. Thanks. Becky, introduce Becky. Rob's here. Well, who are you? That's not the way it works, dude. I need to meet the people you want to meet the fucking young girls.

That's what you're doing. You don't get a fuck. Mooshie Mike, Avenue, fucking set high. What's she, Mike? Fuck off, Mooshie Mike. I gave him $50. You ran with it at, at, uh, Skankfest. Yeah, she'll running anywhere. All right Now I'm getting the Moshe Mac and all what did you what did you give him $50 for I just what I gave you 50 long Because you thought you were too good to take it. That's why I thought I was

No, no, you were they gave you that extra 15 you're like I don't even need this and you gave it to me because you were a baller They they go hurt better. I hope you have a hundred on you. I'll take it. I got nothing on me right now. Now, the last one, I want everybody. I want everybody's name. That's all you do of podcasts. You introduce everybody in your own home.

Okay, Mike. Introduce everybody, Michael. We got Rob from Draman Sam, Philan and Prasak today. All right. Yeah. All right, go. Let me see your face. I like this kid.

He's a good guy. Let you see his face. I want All right, go. Close that little rod, let me see your face. I like this kid. Hey, we're a good guy. Let you see his face. I want to fuck his face. What? What? I don't understand. What the fuck? That's a hashtag me too.

I mean, you can say that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait He does like Bonnie. He does look like a little. He has bigger tits. Oh shit. He beat me to it. I was gonna say he has bigger boobs and Bonnie. Bonnie has nice boobs. You don't know my wife. Yeah, she's showing them what tough grow. That was when they were nice.

She's had a kid since then. Yeah. Did you show boobs and tough grow? Yes. When? Oh shit, that's right. You're barely on there. I just had a kid since then. Yeah. Got a little old. Did you show boobs on tough ground? Yes. When? Oh, shit. That's right.

You're barely going there. You know, I really realized that. I started watching them again. Sue Costello was on more than me. Where you going? Oh, shit. Can't do it. All right.

Now we can start. Kifos, can you stop mean mugging everybody? I'm just I used to do yeah Profile you but you're not a good one. I was looking at you going amazing He just profile me and not a good way and he called me not a We know what what he accused me of he actually did yeah, he's a dick All right, I'll go dick. I was gonna go dumb. I knew it hurt your feelings and you get mean much.

So we worked at bananas where that fucking idiot Mike, Mike was the sound man. Then. Then anybody. But can you please, can you back story a little bit, let people, you can't just go randomly to a fight. So why? Yeah.

The people actually listening. And who are you talking to? I'm talking to a chat. Yeah, let the people listening. And who are you talking to? Talking to a chat. OK, so say Chad, we work. You and Chad worked at Bennett Gobernand. That's what I want. What's his name, book, Johnny C? He was such a cool dude, man.

We should go to the casino together at the boat and stuff. You taught me how to play craps. I did. You go with us to the casino. I drove that fucking table with so hot one night. This story is making me sick right? I really want to quit my My daughter. I've seen him in my I might stop doing it on so he showed I'm just kidding It's the great. Yeah, stop small talk. We are on an elevator. I told you to get food fuck face Hey Keith, yeah, remember that time we took a bus and then we were on the bus and we were talking.

And it was pretty interesting. Is that called Torgasm? False is bomb. What is the bomb band? Yeah, bomb. Look at this. Look at it. Go get it form.

Look at it. Well, that's a job still. Did you get paid? Yes. Oh, good. But you don going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it.

I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I believe it was on Tuesday night. I did Krebs for Kids and it wasn't got to the guards and came back around one o'clock in the morning and I ran into Rich Falls at the garage. Oh, that's a good

story. And he, he, he, we were talking for a while outside the cell and then he goes like this, he goes, yo, where you going? I go, I got to get my car to the garage. He goes, go, give me a ride. I'll come with you. Give me a ride up the street. And he goes, all right, so we go to the car. We go to the garage over here right by the cellar.

And they pull up a brand new Range Rover. I mean, it's cool. It's fucking. And I go, you like my new car? He's like, yeah, it's nice. And he gets in. I go, I'm just going to go my new car. He's like, yeah, it's nice and he gets in I go I'm just gonna go to the back He'll just go out. Yeah, I go I'm just gonna get in the back and put my stuff in so I go around the back as I'm going around the Back he's in the car

Adjusting the seat and my car my Ford Edge pulls up And I just get in and leave And I just get in and leave. But he's one third of the more, and they're closed. Look at him. So it's just him and a Mexican dude. And the dude walk up, so for like four minutes, bosses in this car. Somebody's car, I don't even know what it is.

The guy comes over and goes, we're closed. And I go, that's good. I'm just waiting for the guy to drive. Should we get out? And the first thing I do, when I go to, I go, this is my fuck, I better get a new car. Like, he's got a new car, I gotta get a new car. Of course, he makes it about him,

as soon as he's, he's hate, he's literally strengthening me for what is, that I have enough money to get this fucking insane rascal. And he starts tumbling out of control. Why the fuck does he have it? Not happy for me. At all, not even going this no. This is my Titch.

It was a nice car. Yeah. But in your head, in the world that you really live in, you were fucking why does he get this? No, no, no, I'm saying nice car. If he can, if he deserves one, which he does, he deserves one. Yes, he deserves one, because he's doing the right things

in light. Keith, I'm driving. I'm literally on 25th Street. I get a phone call from this dumb dumb What he was mad to what the fuck's wrong? I was it man. I was a little bit and then I was walking back to my car in a rat rail right across my feet Way to cross my feet good Yeah, it's a sign. Yeah

Fucking asshole It was so funny made me la I was in the car I almost had a pullover I was laughing So I he was sitting for four minutes in some dudes fucking rain over the owner came and shot me What do you know that everything funny? Oh my god, that would have been the best story ever Right at your future real-world tell stories I don't want to do that. I just don't know. I want to go on Yeah, I don't want him to dead. I just don't know. I want him going.

Oh, yeah. That's a better story. Yeah. All right. So anyways, pull up this story. We have this guy. What's his name? Andy Gross.

Andy Gross did comedy at a college. Now, just to back up a little bit, we used to do colleges all the time, not all the time. But enough. I did. Do me a kid me a kid for Naka, you know who is the best? Marty up at Del High Remember Martin that was the college you could do well I tell you what happened I couldn't do it because when I got there the first time he said to school president a lady Do not say anything to her and of course I had a caller, I can't arrest me, whatever. So they were allowed to put me back up stop.

What did you say? I called a lesbian, whatever they said, don't say anything to this woman. I put it out, the kids were going with it. Yeah, but you said, the kids were laughing. So you were like, I have to call that guy can arrest. Whatever, whatever, I didn't say, you know, whatever. You said, you just said you called her a guy. I know he never was, but all of a sudden they said he can never work to school again

But Marty was so cool he brought me back as Ricky V Richie V. What is same man? That's so funny. I was actually on the cover of NACCA magazine That's how many calls me and Keith used to do a lot of college. You ever do colleges? Yeah. And back in the day, I mean, Nick DePolo used to play it on a show this week, him at a college. Yeah.

I mean, anybody, we all did colleges back in there. You could say whatever the fuck you want. We did a lot of college. To some extent. I think you could. I have a recording from back in the day the day and right before because this is way I said to go I record I go and I also know how to college is in the 70s. Yeah, I started college. I did Ken state So I had to require said to work and I say whatever I want

She said there's no restrictions It's you know, and I had on tape did I my show, and they sent it complete to the agent. He was a little rough. And I have her on tape saying, you know. No instructions, right. And I worked at college one where they got mad, because I just did a dump.

A professor was walking through. Didn't even see the show. Just heard me say one or two words and complained. And that same college two weeks later was having Khalib Abdul-Mahamid speaking there. Who knows who he was. That's right, I knew he was. Colleague Abdul-Mahamid was Farrakhan's right-hand man who got fired from the nation of Islam

for being too fucking, you know, too aggressive. It's outspoken and aggressive. So college is even back then but not like now. They were a little politically correct. Now the colleges has always been politically correct. But they but you look at if you go back though, I mean look at animal house, look at, look at school days, right? These are all. Yeah, but I'm saying colleges and haven't always been politically correct. No, one lot since, since I was, I started performing in college as a lot in 91. You, you did college in 1991.

Yeah, right. I started doing college. They got me one time for using a name to Lord and vain. Well, you'll probably have to cathode college. Oh, yeah. They come off my mic and sing John. Yeah, because I said, Jesus, I said, oh, Jesus, they, oh, he used a name to Lord and vain.

And we can't have come back. I did a cathacol. They said, listen, you can't, please don't use the F bomb. And you don't, don't use the name and vein. What was that? To whack you. I said, yeah. I said, well it's just such a backwards thing.

Don't say Jesus or we will butt fuck the shit out. Father Murphy's getting a dick sucked right now during the show. You guys enjoy cookies in this fat comic. I'm gonna get Joey to suck my cock in the back. They said, don't say fuck, don't say the Lord's name in vain. But you can swear a little bit. I remember I said, I went fuck, and I did someone, oh Jesus Christ, and I went fuck me.

That was a run in the back. Fuck and I did someone. Oh Jesus Christ. I don't want to fuck me It was a run in the back. I just saw her fucking whatever that habit Just turn like it's just not a quivering like a brain was gonna shut off I always I got I got in trouble, but I had in my contract Every contract I had frosty put in I Can say whatever I want and they have to sign these things before you go. And they would sign them and try to get you to cater to what they needed, but they can't keep your check and they can't really tell you. I would oblige these people if they asked me, dude, I did a show in front of four nuns once. And they were cool. Like they let me

say some stuff and they just ignored it. Well, these NACA sets, when you there all the all the kids that book the colleges Yeah, the represent the colleges are there and you're not supposed to swear that's that's how you get the gigs But at the end of all my additions. I would say fuck I would just use the word not even in a joke I just go fuck now you guys know I say that and that's it. Well my last the last NACA I did I did the East Coast East Coast region. There was 50 colleges there, and I told everybody was fucking bombing, going up being clean, and I told Brian Billig, remember Brian?

Yeah. I said, I'm doing my act. I'm doing 50 minutes of her, just the worst stuff I got. I go, if I get one college, that's the college that wants me. And I went up, I murdered, I did dirty, I was swearing, I just did my shit, I got 49 colleges out of the 50. It was like one of the craziest things ever, like people in the room were like who wants Robert, all of them raised their hand, because I did my shit. Now, when I went to some of the schools, they

tried to fuck me and get me to cater to what they wanted. And I bombed at a couple of them because they didn't want to hear my horse shit. Well, I would be tough with a lot of the kids in school. Like, yo, I'm saying what I want to say, fuck out of here. So I was me and smackin' the schools around a little bit. It was good. Then I went to Camel June, a marine situation. So I'm on stage, I'm going at it, and a guy in general,

whatever the sergeant came up, that's enough young fella, that's enough, took the mic around my hand. I had nothing to say. Like yes sir. Well the man calls a 45 year old man a young fella. I was doing a queen St. John's. Now it was outside. So it was like doing comedy in a prison yard.

Like part of them are doing some. Have you ever been in a prison yard? Yes. They're doing a, have you? No. Have you? Yeah. No, you have.

I want to tell you, baby. I said I'm a prison yard and tell me. But the rest of that is jail. You know right county jail. Yeah, that's not prison I'm your side I'm just sort of aggressive So I'm doing I just I fucking a visited Alcatraz last week. I know what it's like I would tell my honey So I stole a piece of the rock in the yard. I'm fucking I did a heaven of box. Shut up. I never thought I'd be able to tell somebody that now you finally let it out. Now my conscience is clear. Go ahead.

Yeah, come on. It's not small talking again. They're all yelling. It's like a nightmare. Who's that? Oh the students. Yeah, it's not getting out looking at us. They're fucking doing whatever you know black girls do with jump ropes and whatever. Oh, you know, the biggest sword. He had a black girls in the majority. Hey, let me tell you some adding double Dutch to anything. And Hanses. I'm with boss. They're double Dutching. Go ahead. Show off here. Do not have some none. Was there was was there a bunch of black people I'm with boss then double dutching go ahead Was there was your budget black people stomping to Started raining so I actually had that in one of my I did a college

I wanted a bomb real bad. I'm just finish you really really want this Yes, I wanted a bomb real bad. I'm gonna bomb. I'm just telling you what happened All right, you know, I'm trying to get serious now and some serious of my life Thank you and then I said to the nun who says are you banging? Same time. Oh my god. Oh you meet you. Yeah, that was God Would you expect to have a fucking loosen up her collar? You know what? That was a good one. I am fucking them. What's wrong with you? They weren't listening.

It was a horrible thing. We never got paid either. He had a double dutch. I'm talking to you. I told you he had a double dutch. He did just for the effect. I did it. It did well.

Was that? Most of the colleges I do, the black students will sit in back just so they can leave. Yeah. He did just for the effect. I did it. It did well. Was that? Most of the colleges, I do. The black students will sit in back just so they can leave. Yeah. If they hate it halfway through. Yeah, that's good. And there was a time it was a freezing gymnasium or whatever.

And all the white girls were shivering and had their coats on. I said, oh, look at the white girls. They're like, I'm going to call my dad and have him complain to the front office. And I said, hey, look at all the black girls. I wish I had a dad. And the place went fucking bananas. And all the black students moved up to the front to listen for the said, hey, look at all the black girls. I wish I had a dad. And the place went fucking bananas. And all the black students moved up to the front

to listen for the whole rest of the time. So it's PC, but if you get just one good, right joke, and then it'll go. Well, up there at SUNY Del High was mainly black. It was like, there was some white kids, but I remember one time, Corrielli was peaked correctly was up there in the gymnasium. And every black kid in the gymnasium and

Every black kid in the room came out. I was out in the hallway trying to get notes because I was panicked in that You know you always panicking and you get a bomb there Well, they all come out and I'm like I'm like what's happening? What's going? I thought something happened like it was like a Mass exodus. It was just I was like, oh, this motherfucker coin shit And I started talking everybody. I started killing with them and they were like we're gonna stay usually killed up there, but once I took a norton of all fucking people, I was murdering up a SUNY Delhi. I mean, just killing. I went up there so cocky once and Norton was headlining.

I was going up first and I said one wrong thing to this black girl on the front row. I forget what it was. I said something about her afro and I was trying to be cute, but it came across as like, what motherfucker? And it was, I, whistling, fucking bombing.

Well, you know, your big mistake is right now, you're telling people I said something about an afro. Yeah. How about a hairdo? Well, it's an afro. Yeah, because that's a white guy. No, no, no, no, there's a difference.

She didn't have a afro. She never wig. It was a hairdo. Hey, hey, hey. Ah, ah, ah. I know no no no there's a difference. She never win. She never wig. I she never heard you Hey, hey, hey, it was an afro that's why I mentioned it wasn't a wig it wasn't a hair do it was a She had the hair that she said something about a hair and you said a I said you I said a hairdo with a pick in the back It was quest love I shot up stop trying I he He's such a douchebag. It's an

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and she goes, if you could do better, come up. So some dude goes on stage, and she had like yellout. She never do that. And she had yellout, he goes, yo goes, yo look at this bitches. They look like butter. He started killing whoever. Who was it? This girl. What was her name? Come on. Come on. You remember. I don't. I don't. You started't. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. That's why.

Let me watch you. He's got it. You're right. You started. He's fucking picked up on. We all picked up on it. We all picked up a dumb dumb dumb. Who is it? It was a name.

It was a name. It was a lot of focus. There was initials. Oh, you'll never. H K. Google it right now. Comic girl, H K. I'm not going to go over head shot at yellow killer. I do. I hope I I hope our teeth look like corn on the cob. Pull up. Pull it up. Oh my god. Those little fat fingers work so slow. My

god, H K. Black. No, she was white not comic comedian put comedians. No, you said black comic No, she was a white comic and the audience of black you came up and said this big just he look like But oh, she is who I was at that one Noted we just pay Margaret show who the fuck is the Margaret show looking at Google? Yeah Oh, yeah, I Don't want to you don't want to throw under the bus No, I did I didn't say your name. Yes, you did camey you did what oh my god. What's wrong with you? We're joking. We don't really find her

You know you have a problem with this that you outed three people on a podcast once they had to go back and bleep it out and they told you after the first one dude stop you're out they're not out and you do it. The fucking comedy seller. Stop saying the game. How does Amy even do a show with you? I don't even understand. She want a torpedo or career? Is she done doing fucking, is she done? What are you talking about?

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Yeah, because Andy Grosses is a comedian magician. Oh that's a funny story. You know he's got to be coming. Oh, that's a funny story. Oh, that's a funny story. Oh, that's a funny story. Oh, that's, let's listen to this guy. Here we go. This guy, he seems like he can take a joke. Yeah, because any graces is a comedian magician. Oh, that's a huge guy. You know, he's got to be kind of a lawyer.

The kind of a magician. Okay. Any point anywhere, if you're a performer, like you have control over a crowd to an extent. And there's a certain line in comedy where it's funny, but you cross the line at some point. He does a little fun. And he's got a fucking herpanic- building after a comedy show during freshman orientation at Purdue University. Oh, fresh hundreds of students.

Out through the comedy show. Yeah, back when the freshman orientation. You just moved out of your parents' house and you expect to take a fucking joke? Nope. Well, I mean, I've done a lot of those. I've done a lot. They do these things.

When a parent showed their choice, sometimes. It wasn't what I said. Orientation. Thank you. It's on the orientation. Thank you. It's orientation. Freshman orientation. Freshman orientation shows. Yeah. They usually vet a lot.

Like they usually have, I did them. I did one college one year that I locked out and killed. I just did some silly stuff and killed. And they had me back the next year. And I slowly just deteriorated. Like the third day, we're like, yeah, we're not gonna have you anymore. But, I am, trust me.

But sometimes the parents are there on those freshmen. Sometimes they have parents there. Yeah, you gotta be. Let me hit a sky, like a voice. Ooh. Yeah, because it wasn't what Andy said is what he had them due to him on stage. Yeah, and to the end.

Get to the end. The Yeah, and the performance. They say comedian Andy grows across the line, making them feel violated and uncomfortable. Our Aaron Lish is finding out exactly what happened and how the university is responding. I hate this. This is hard. They're going to look at him and see what's going on. You look like every new act working the seller. Oh, I do not like that.

I see it as not like that. Yeah. The fuck does it matter? Could you imagine having to fucking talk to him at dinner? I fucking bugged. So, Robert, where are you from? It's got to be a fake thing. That DJ voice. That's a 1970's DJ voice. Not what you ordered. It's how you're chewing it Fucking stinks. I've seen your comedy went live. You're amazing. What do you have to say?

God do I hate this guy? We have to do when we go to Vegas, let me plug that real quick. How many? Comedy cell of Vegas, us three in Paul Verzi with Mark Cohen. Paul Samson? No, Mark Cohen Samson. Paul Samson. Paul Samson.

You know what I mean for me, stupid? I bet I'd be going on before you. Paul, you, me, Bobby. You lost your fucking line. Now, he's had his head line. Listen, he's not in the line. He's out. He's not in the line. You lost your fucking His head is headlining. He can't listen. You are in the house. He's not

You boss what you're the low man on the total point. You don't have no credits I have no fucking show like the post You for 30 years. Yeah, that's That's not good. That's not good. That's not a good thing. That's actually I've been doing cruise ships for 40 years. That's not a good thing. You don't have to raise your hand. We know you're here.

I know, but I act. I like to act. I like to act. I like to do business. Act funny, and let's keep moving with the story. All right, go ahead. We're seeing outrage on social media as well. Yeah.

I'll make eyelashes. I'm going to walk them off. You know what I'm sorry. I'm gonna say that white bitch annoys me. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna pick face and count and fucking rabbit teeth.

Look at her hair, dude. Was I right? I think she's cute. No. All right. Yeah. It already fucks you up sometimes. Hearing it here on campus,

after that performance by Andy Gross, many freshmen students. I can't take her mini. Mm-hmm. She has to force her mouth open. Yeah, and she bugs me. Telling me they were disgusted by his performance. I was kind of frozen in my seat, honestly.

Stop, stop. We need to find this girl. We need to. Stop. Stop. We need to find this kid. We need to get his dick sucked. We need to get... We need to put a fucking hooker's ass right in his face. Or go stomp his dad. What the hell? I don't know shit.

What the fuck? That's not voice. One of his two mom. Alright wait, let's get... I'm guessing red hair. I'm guessing red hair. I'm guessing going to hell. Okay. I'm guessing right here. I'm guessing red here. I get I'm guessing going to hell. Okay. I What?

Why God glasses on what color hair curly or straight? Not straight straight. I'm gonna Scratch with braces still I'm gonna go part of to the side hair short. I'll go braces, but I'm gonna go red here polo shirt I'm gonna go I'm gonna go gold event. Student leaders were left in shock. After a night of empowering freshmen students, took a turn for the worse as Andy Gross asked to produce student fathom. I love it.

I love it. I already want to hold it. You know what? I want to see his eyebrows. I thought it was in a trick on bad. Hey guys, that's not funny. I don't have any eyebrows either. Wow, you could if you had. I let it in the rose. I was in a trick on bad guys. That's not funny I browse either You could if I let it the rose if you highlighted them what the fuck I

Growsed age he went through some magic tricks card tricks made her step closer and closer and closer Was it him and uh, yeah acted like his genitalia. We're talking to her saying things that First of all doing no no he allegedly has hoarse in my opinion I know something's on his I was a little bit what are you doing I'm turning off my phone you should have done that the beginning of the show you old man old man look at my life let me put my readers on to turn my phone off. Yeah, now, Jesus Christ.

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Connist Her face that she was uncomfortable. I'm sorry to stop repeating but here's the I will if you stop repeating what they say on the TV Why would not a you have to go on stage? But here's the answer. I will. If you stop repeating what they say on the TV, why not have to go on stage? Who she didn't have to go up there? The girl that says she was harassed, but you get caught up in it. You can't blame her. No, I'm saying she's not the college. No, I'm not blaming her. I said the choice. Wait a minute, what let me tell you what, offer for a second. You can't blame her. You can't.

You can. Let him get away with that word. OK, so I can say can't. OK, so OK, OK. But I don't like Bob jumping in and saying, you know, she won on stage, the comedian, the magician, or whatever was playing for a little bit. And that's how it goes.

Yeah, I think she wanted to go on stage because it was freshman orientation. She wanted to jump into popularity and then she realized she was going to be the girl that some guys Dick was talking to for four years. And that's when she got. Look, I did a show with Tracy Morgan and he did the same exact fucking thing. Got booed and that was it. That was it.

Needed to get paid. That was it. There's years ago, 10 years ago, whatever. Me, Jay Moore. I think it was at Purdue. I was then you weren't there. You weren't there. We did it. You did it. You weren't there. I was a me Jay and Tracy Morgan. It was it was literally at this fucking school.

Oh, I did school. And he came in. I remember he sure was. And he came in a limo. He's your conforms. I mean, I've never had a joke hurt my throat. He sure listen he came in a limo. I Mean I've never had a joke hurt my throat I really felt it like somebody you know what got a broomstick Real quick I gotta do an ad real quick

It's a tease man. We're gonna go back to it. Oh, I like that. Oh listen Jesus Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I might put five bills down on Lewis Gomez. I'll put money down. How much? I'll put 200. 200, how much? Five bills on other guy. Why do you have to fucking do that? You're like my son. He fucking cheers for every team. It sounds five. Good. He's going to be a fine man when he goes. Yeah.

Contrarian, that's what he's going to be. He's going to have no friends just like this guy. How old was your kid really? 19. Oh, okay. Does he really go the opposite way? Every time I'm watching the Vikings, his new favorite team is whoever they're playing.

Every single time. I mean, everybody feels that way about the fucking Vikings. I like the Vikings when they were the purple people leaders. Remember them? Do you just say everything that comes out, you don't even think of it? Okay. What's that?

How? You know if you blew bubbles with that gum, it stopped you from saying some stuff. Oh no. Okay, just let it go. Yeah. What? It's a little extra.

It's a little extra. Stop. Why? Easy. How come every time I say something, you guys go, oh, because we hate boss. And we want it to re- We love it. We love it.

We like that. He deserves it. We're on your side. We just want to make what you're saying even more. OK. It's like going, I'd like to also. No, all right. You didn't not do it.

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Yeah, no, what do you say? You get double your money. You do if you signed up on your own. So if I say I put it sign up for 500. Yes. And I have a thousand. Yeah, so I can bet a thousand dollars. Yeah Whoo, and I read for them. I you know one of my reads. Yeah, you'll have that this week to read is when anyhow listen He's on a fucking podcast. He's looking to me. I think We got a good is we got to bet on Lewis and let them know that we all have his back. Why? Because it'll give him motivation and more motivation to win. I think no one he's got to face us. And they give him more motivation. No one on that. I'm betting against them. Yeah. I'm betting 500 against that answer. No, you're not betting 500.

You know what? Call one and ask if you could bet 500. That was just, it wasn't really good. It should be called Kevin. No, I like one. Maybe Amy. I think Amy. Yeah, Amy. You could call Amy. Not even Amy. Call Nicky to get to Amy. Look at Becky shirt. Well Lewis Jay Gomez right there. They got these shirts. You get them over a gas digital merch pump if you want to buy the I'm gonna get one of those. But this guy's a train. No, he's not. He's trained in a certain martial, like I think it's Taikwondo or something. Just the Ryan guy? Yeah, the Ryan guy, right? No, I don't think he's MMA.

He's Ryan and Tom, but sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm like some... Tykwondo. Tykwondo. So, what is that?

80% feet. Yeah, but what is that? You don't, no, don't listen to the ball. I took Tykwondo for years. You fucking idiot. You are in no karate. I was like, I know. I was kicked to go to high yaw.

No, no, no. For years. For years. He really does. I've seen him kick you in the back. That's the greatest thing I ever saw. I wasn't in the back. Yeah, it was.

I had a blindfold on. No, you didn't. You were like this. You were. I was in the back. It was. I had a blindfold on. No, you didn't. I was your little blurry. Listen, this video of him doing this. I was there.

He walked away, had his back to you. You picked up your blindfold. And then went, hiya! I was walking the fine, now I heard his hiya! I was walking the fine, now I heard his hiya! But his leg didn't bend, like straight now, it only went up halfway and then kicked you in the back. Yeah, right in the back.

By accident. No, it wasn't by accident. It was the greatest thing ever. How does that? Hiya, nobody said that. Yes you do. Yeah him. First of all him and Elvis.

How you? Thanks. All right. What do we got? Taekwondo. All right. Whatever. Go back to that. Is it all feet, right?

Yeah. 80% feet. Yeah. That's right. But I think this dude started MMA too. I think he's a scrapper. I don't know. He looks pretty tough. He doesn't I've seen him

He was that's got us. I don't he was that's just up as Lewis. I'm a lot of He is Lewis looks tough. I keep that video that where we were up right Lewis looks tough I mean I wouldn't want to fuck a vote Lewis in the dark alley, but this guy doesn't you can't fit this guy does not I'm fit. Oh, Alan. That's the Are you panicking? He's typing Ryan O'Neill Danish Ryan O'Neill. Yeah, Danish girl. No, it's a shito the shit autos Danish girl. Oh, not oh, no. Oh, now. Do you not a spell O'Neill?

Do you know Danish? What are you spelling police? How do you not a spell on Neil? Do you not Danish? What are you spelling? Police? Danish on the podcast police. Are you panicking? No. What's going on?

Gabby, can you be Iron Man to take over what he's doing? What's happening over here where I have to type like this? It's awkward. Sorry. Just put in who he's fighting. He's going to have a reach on him for sure. Let me see the guy. Well, don't pick up.

Get a tough one. Is he nice? He's eating ice cream. Just go to his Instagram. Just go to his Instagram. He's right there. Not that one. Mike, you killing the fucking show.

Just go to his Instagram. Anyways, I kind of fixed the whole thing up. Shut up. Just do it. Don't talk to people that way. Yeah. Stop that. You yell and bully your Face okay, yeah, absolutely

Just do it don't take that from him yeah, good my fucking $25 a fucking podcast. That's him Yeah, that's him. He's a big guy. He's not a big guy. You're looking at Lewis go man Yeah, but look at it. But he has no fucking abs. What do you need? Did you just what I don't have? You don't have the old. The old. I'm telling you. I have. I have. I told you that.

He has iPhone. I can't show nipple on the show. You cannot take a shirt. I'm not showing one of the hardest things for Lewis was hiring to make weight against me down to under 205. That kid. If you look at the Lewis who you know how big he is, he's sick. I'm not sure. One of the hardest things for Lewis was hiring to make weight against me down to under 205. That kid, if you look at the Lewis who you know how big he is, he's six something and then look at that kid who's tall than Lewis.

Look at his arms, same size. They had it, no, Lewis has big arms. No, he doesn't. Look at his, they're arms, the same size. It's the same size arm. I bet you Lewis is uncut and he's cut. I'm going for the white guy. I'm betting on a white guy.

Lewis is looking good now, though. That's the first time you've ever said that. That's right. I always bet the legs, and I think Lewis has them. Lewis has some meaty calves. Yes, so it's like, here's what's going to happen. This dude's going to be legs. Lewis is going to block it and knock him out with a fist.

Punch him. That's what's going to happen. I'm proud of a fist. Not yet with a punch. He's got pop. You really don't fight to you, boss. Huh? He does if he has a blindfold and he can sneak a kick in your back. Yeah, you fucking asshole. Sorry. I never apologized for that.

You never did. How do you know what the fuck I've done? I was there. Why are you on to me? Why are you bullying me that? I'm not bullying you. I can't yell at Mike because he stinks on the keyboard. You can just scream at me. Why do I have to take it? I'm not pulling you. I can't yell at Mike because he stinks on the keyboard. But you can just scream at me. Why do I have to take it? I'm not yelling at you because I'm deaf.

So I talk louder. I didn't yell. Oh my God. He's not what he's done. You just fucking. I get harder hearing. What? I'm hard to hear.

I wish you were harder talking. Actually, you are. Yeah. Let's Lewis. I think Lewis is, he's been training his fucking face off. I don't know if this guy's been training like Lewis and Lewis has been boxing He's been doing jiu-jitsu wrestling. He and kicking his fit He's been doing a lot of Pulling tires flipping tires

I could pull the bulldozer. I wish you would read books to me to go to sleep I'm trying to take that he's very funny fucking Very little he Sorry Chad No, that's okay. I'd like to see Voss and Craig in a lineup and have Voss say S's and have people guess who had the stroke Here's the difference. I don't know Craig Who's who's correct? That's sick, right? He's that, yeah. Old fuck getting right. He's too fucking... You know what I mean? Looks like Vinnie Brand.

I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. Calm down, it's first podcast. Leave my life. I get Tim Allen a lot. I don't know who that other guy is. Vinnie Brand is a stress factor. Okay, he's Jeff.

It's actually, yeah. It's an A club. No. No. He's keeping in mind, I open for you at Go bananas and since then. And that's what I get, did I tip you? No. I usually tip my openers, but not back then.

Can I tip you right now, shut up. That's about it. I'm jumping and take up from them. Let them take it. You fucking shit. You think, yeah, you think you're now, shut up. That's gonna run and jump in and take up from him. Let him take it. You fucking shit. You did, yeah, you did your slight some big host who's bringing in fucking big stories. You gotta fucking Minneapolis middle. Like it's some fucking death.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I lit three hours north of Minneapolis. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

You would've gave me more doll. Hold on. You were the gig day more doll. You guys want to take a bath again? I know. First of all, quick comedy. You just insulted yourself. You're just insulting yourself. Why? You say you're a fucking big host with big names.

You're on my show and Keith's on my show. Yeah, by accident. What do you mean by accident? We were downstairs hanging out and you came down so you want to come up. That is a fucking right? That's what happened. That's exactly what happened. Oh my god, you guys are fucking evil.

You're fucking evil. That's it. You said I'll miss some people. I got a Minnesota middle. We have. Guys, we promoted it with a photo three days ago. Yeah, I was North to Minnesota middle. OK. Canada, yes. with a photo three hours north to Minnesota middle. Okay.

He's Canada. Yes. Doing a guest spot. I knew you're seeing. He said, can you. He said, can you. He said, can you because he did the math. We fucking know what he said. Fuck you guys.

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You're good, guys. That's right. That's right. Fuck you, in your Minneapolis, dumb hole. VossRose.com. Oh shit. That's how you're really good. You two are fucking muleing quimps.

You know what though? I've been waiting because I really did. When I found out who was gonna be here, you guys have been friends forever. I felt like the new kid at school that got invited to a sleepover, so I'm glad you gave it a little bit. That was nice.

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I was going to ask Vos if he can sell them at the show. There you go. What's up fellas? Fuck everything. West of the Mississippi bitches. All right, too much too long. Too long, too long, too long. Too much too long. Too intact, I came in too hot. All right, go back to this story.

I won't go back to this article. This is, this is what, if you, but kids, you remember we did colleges. We did a lot of colleges together. And we never had, we never had anybody say shit to us. We did, we did the same shit we did at the clubs at the fucking school. And no, and what's that? The fact that it was groundbreaking. We're not acting like that. We did the same shit we did at the clubs at the fucking school and no and

Back then it was groundbreaking. We're not acting like that. You're acting. You're actually taking like that What I've never done a lot of college Done college In 2013 that's the first time making money 15 Whenever he married Bonnie whenever I'm Material let's go You what do you live and she makes a lot of money? and she makes a lot of money. Yeah. Uh.

She would have, she dumped this log of shit. I'm still in a marriage, I'm all turnin' to fuckin' I said that already. So I said it quicker and faster. Oh. Yeah. Cause you're a log of shit and it, too. We're busy putting your glasses on cause you got a text. Oh, thank you, Snicks.

You're welcome. You get off the fucking phone. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, We know you had to do that. Well you fucking make sure he does gonna Phone Gabby you're not supposed to get on the phone control over him. It's in my pocket. Yeah, which one? He said pocket I got you back Bingo Family comedy My point is my point is this is that we

We did comedy and we did have some We did have something why did he put you in his kind of Goyce and we like you know Bob you're out of pocket right now I don't know what that means That's a matter of fun Yeah, you're shitty pocket joke that's what a bet Okay, put in your pocket, move on Yeah, you're shitting pocket joke. That's what a bet

Is that we did so many colleges nobody nobody fucked with us rarely. Nobody even walked out. We never really had people get up and say, this is bullshit. But towards the end, it did start to happen. Like, I remember I got booked at the School of Mines in Denver, and the guys that picked me up, that booked me, were the college, you know, Frat, dude. And I was like, what can I say and what can I do?

Like, do you say whatever the fuck you were? Who who gives a shit fuck that and then I I did some shit And I remember some Chinese some Chinese He just farted you're literally a nine-year-old you're not even you're a five-year-old My kid does that That's it you live my god. There was so much preparation No, what was it? You're fucking move the mic lift it a cheek Girl

Thank you Nobody wants to hit fucking smell your hummus parts. It wasn't smelt to that one. It's too loud. So anyways, Keith I had I had a girl saw it out of the hole. I had a girl stand up and Asian girls stand up and she got offended. I said something. There was an Asian girl go up and got offended and complain.

Well, I'm kinda Asian. What do you mean, what kind? She went out of a five guess. Pocky kind. What was your joke about Asian girls butts? I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.

I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. Was it go back to you thing with Dave? What are you nervous? No, all right, and what was the joke? That fart truly smells like comments. Yes Spencer had you can't smell You're a taxi guy. I know that Mike is he's not doing his job good. I use calling pass dispenser

That's the most accurate description of a head I'm Can't be I get Papa here, so can get some girl. It's not common. Candy, it's dumb, dumb. I don't go for fuck. What is it? It's funny. You're gonna go like this. I think your head looks great.

Thank you. You're very welcome. Yeah, I take that shit. She does have a- Minnesota middle out. Yeah, she has a beautiful head. You have a nice head. Thank you so much.

Yes. You too, Mike. Yeah, she has a beautiful have you have a nice head. Thank you so much. Yes. You too, Mike. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah. He has a little. All right, what happened one day, as you grow? Well, I just remember that my point is with the long story with that stupid is that there was a point where I got out

of comedy because it started getting, they started getting a little uptight and uncomfortable with what you said. I was like, I'm dumb with this. I don't, it was too much of a hassle to do with them or where they done with you. No, I could have still did them, but you had the cater. Oh, okay. All of a sudden you, you wasn't as bad as this. I got more knowledge of the colleges in 98. What do you mean? For what? Not studying. For now, they for I said a gay joke. I was not a guy who booked a room having to be gay and that was it for me and colleges.

Boy, what would you say? Was it bad? It was a funny. So I was funny but you know everybody laughed but he's like he was in theory and that was enemy in a whole knackers circuit. But it's so funny that one guy who got offended just ends every but he knew he was like up there in the NACA sits. But that's one guy with his opinion of what comedy is and what it should be dictates what a whole fucking school gets to see. So you're saying all NACA. So now that's a little fucking crazy because now you're just getting one viewpoint of a certain type of people, which is a little crazy to me.

You're not, I mean, you're not, that means all the kids get a certain type of humor that a small group thinks deems okay for you. Yeah, but then... Trump College hired him. You interrupted for that? think team's okay for you. Yeah, but then Trump college hired him. You interrupted for that? No, it was just worth a shot or try. You know, you throw it up against a wall if it sticks. Yeah, it might be a pocket on that wall.

Oh, I thought that might work again. No, but the thing was that... Thank you for taking me off the line, because up to that point I had said the least funny thing on the podcast. We have a new leader and then he came back with the worst. The Jim Jeffery Show on Comedy Central covers the most controversial issues through Jim's distinctive brand of comedy and global point of view. Jim Jeffery Show podcast on the other hand is slightly more podcasty version.

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You're turned. You're turned. No, but they threw me out of college as I had no way to go. Why is he coming up to me? He's coming up to me. Go after Keith. What? I'm neutral.

You're not neutral. I'm neutral. I'm not a neutral guy. You're not. You're a fucking, you just tack everybody. You tack them as soon as he walked in changing native To my father my fucking middle from Minnesota. I was after about five attacks. No I know they have to attack me to fucking you know slight prison shit

Those have taken under rules You gotta go after the main guy in the prison yard. You're not the main guy anywhere. You're not the main guy in your house. I guess not. That's fucking you talking about. The main guy in my back pocket. It almost works. It almost works. It's Christ fall.

Oh, okay, okay, fucking. Listen, Benedict, you can't turn either on my side or inside. No, it's not the fuck. You're right. He has no sides. You're not doing it. You're not turn either. That's what's inside or inside. No, it's not. There is no. You're right. He has no sights. You don't know him for the last 25 years? He'll turn on you in a second. Oh.

Oh, you're right. I almost didn't like you anyway. But the thing with the bring it back to the, yeah. They got rid of me out of the college. It wasn't no out of all college. All college. Wow.

It wasn't book me. None? Yeah, none. Not even community college, is it? I can get in of the college. It was no out of all colleges. All colleges. Wow. It wasn't a book. None. Yeah, not even community colleges. I can get in the community college. They don't give a shit. But they, you know, they is. That's a lot of money, man. Colleges have a lot of money.

It's not worth it, though. Not anymore. Well, not anymore. It's not, yeah. But there's guys who do the college circuit like a cruise ship. I mean, there's a whole culture out there of guys who do cruise ships and colleges and have a clean hour and it's kind of,

you know, what a pause breaking and kind of learning and you say those things. And they go, woo. They got a list now. It's a whole list of things you, what subjects, what stuff you don't mess with. A whole list of LGBTQ, but leave that alone. They give you a list before you go.

No, you already know it. It's already in the air that you just, you know, a certain thing, a lot of things. But if you are that person, you can do that material. If you are a gay comic, you can do gay material. But if you want, if you're black, you can do black material, if you're gay, you're gay material.

Exactly, but here's the thing, these are the kids, like I said, this weekend're black, you can do black material, if you're gay, you're gay material. Exactly. But here's the thing, these are the kids, like I said this weekend, Keith, at the seller. These kids are coming to these clubs now. And if there's more of them than fucking regular comedy fans, they don't want to laugh. Anything that is not, yeah, but it fucked them, but it's it's hard because it was making it worse. Are the comics. It's a lot of comics out here who like social warriors and they give you certain words. You can't say. So the comic says that didn't the fuck they can go. It's a lot of comics out there.

It's not being funny on stage. Well, well, what's their girl's man? They wanted you love. Well, well, what's their girl's name? And one that you love. And that has been like, she said some things that comics and almost like I'm trying to get this out. By the way, I just didn't understand. When all I heard was how unfunny she was and how fucking, and then everybody I asked about how unfunny she was, I said and then I and and everybody I asked about how unfunny was

She was I said did you watch it? They were like no and I'm like well fuck you and I watched it and I said it's Her stand-up was not not funny. It was funny. It wasn't the best stand-up ever saw But it wasn't it wasn't bad. I don't know I was actually given honest opinion and watched it and said a most people who watch five minutes of it and said fuck her. No, no, no, no, see more people saying that because what she did with comedy is like she made comedy like she lowered the bar on comedy because comments know how to make tragedy funny. She insulted that fact. She said, you know, everybody comics try to hop behind the jokes. That's why most people want to absolutely not true.

Well, that's not what people going after or for the ones that I heard. Yes, I agree with key. Well, I agree with Keith. What he's saying, if that's what I heard, what I heard was that she's not funny. And she said, all white men should fucking be attacked. She did say that. But she's talking about white. Look, I agree with you about that.

About that. But that's still dangerous. That's a comic. If you're a comic, that's still dangerous. Enough of it. That's not good as a comic. It's like, well, all white. Whatever you say. But men were getting shit for, we got shit for years about all those men talk about as their dicks and fucking listen to my red hope right fucking stand over so white comic uses brilliant as anybody in the history I gotta go and find other locations to play because the industry would not allow right who who stand up stand up made a choice a weird

because he didn't want to fucking sell out yes and he because the industry because the industry didn't want him being what he was that's not true Because he's still if he wants can do impros or funny bones He makes that choice to do what he does because it's following There's room for stand hope. There's room for everybody. There's even room for a hand on the do what she does Absolutely not to insult comedy, but you can do that too You don't have to fucking buy into it. You don't have to buy into it.

The fact that it becomes this major thing is ridiculous to me, because- What are you talking about? We helped her. I didn't know what happened. Absolutely. I'm gonna talk about it. Listen, we helped her.

We did exactly what the people wanted. Let me finish. The people behind it, who they're like, listen, this shit's gonna cause a fucking shit storm with comics and the industry and people. Good, bad, it's all gonna push this to the top. And everybody's gonna talk about it. And that's exactly what they did.

On every fucking podcast, the guys were like, fuck her, she's gonna have about it and that's exactly what they did on every fucking podcast the guys We're like fuck her. She's gonna have so she's not I wasn't just the guys it was a girl's too. Okay, I'm just saying I don't know Liza did the same things listen to what you do in her voice comics Only talk about the period this night. Look, I'll tell you a true story years ago. I was watching Santa Bernard. I think Letterman or something and this is when I first started you know maybe five years in and she goes fuck comedy clubs fuck club owners there to worse and I and I sit to myself back and I go why

would she say that if it was for comedy clubs she wouldn't be where she is but now it being in the business so long, I see her point where she says, some of these clubs and club owners are the biggest scumbags on the planet. Some of them, not all of them, some of them are great. But I could see her point when she became famous, saying, I don't need the bullshit that some of them put me through.

Well, some of these clubs, yeah, they have $40 meals. It's a $30 ticket. So of course, people have their head buried in their fucking play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It should be, you know, it's like they came up selling. Well, like, like, make that, make it. But some club owners don't.

I'm going to say there's a lot of good club on. There's great club. Absolutely. Absolutely. What's it? Lewis Lee. Lewis Lee. Can you all stay on one thing?

Make that content to what we're talking about. Because it may be five or 10 years, what this it? Lewis Lee? Lewis Lee? Can you all stay on one thing, make that content to what we're talking about? Because it may be five or ten years what this girl is saying now, you're going to go, oh, fuck. No, I'm not. I'm never going to do that. I didn't see her thing. I never, I never going to do what you're saying. I never commented on it because I didn't see it.

See, because I don't know. We have people who've done that already, who've done what she did already. I don't know what she did. So I'm not saying, you know, I just don't like her attack on comedy. That's not what her attack on comedy has been done before. It was done to guys. We were attacked back in the day. We're not we're being attacked right now.

We talked about, okay, but we talked about this where guys all they talk about is fucking their balls and taking shits and farts never do shit material. Well, that's who I'm not saying you did you fucking about you I wish I wish everything has to be about you about you. I of course about you's really gonna bring them You didn't say you they said about you You that was racist actually wasn't a stroke. I'm sorry, it wasn't a stroke. I said that right. We're so back to that story.

No, we're going to finish this point is that we got shit. I mean, look, I don't see girls. Some girls did, but a lot of girls talk about their pussy and taking shits and periods and fucking taking in the ass and getting fuck. And I think it's funny. I have nothing. I'm not gonna sit there and go fuck you. It's funny.

No, no, no, no. Here's the thing. A lot of female comics. Gabby. They used that what we did. So they, I'm sorry You just whisper that On a microphone you just said that fully facing away from you know what I'm saying is I don't mind you

You do what you do yeah, but a lot of the female commas start trashing men common right to do their material right So they could do that Filth me Terry like Comedy I Never gonna stop by they're not comics You're saying talk classes in a comic. That's not an old term in the comedy he could do it in all room You say Maria Bampers not a good comment Maria Bampers not all You're talking about you're talking about alt comics that can move over to a regular room. Yeah, they're funny.

But if you get alt comics that can't work a regular room, they get a shot. Oh, yeah. Shut up. Because there's no money. I'm an alt comic. Fucking alt, little bit of. Slow down.

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I was doing your podcast, say, yeah, he said, you're better off just opening your window and yelling out. And I argue to with him that you have a big following. Yeah, well, you mean Vinny Brand. I didn't say any names. That's what you work in this weekend. All right. Well, there you go.

I'm saying names. Do you have anything any rebuttal to him? To whoever said that? Well, I wish he could fucking get some people to his club without relying on people's podcasts Okay, you heard it now you're alive fucking Vinnie Brand is the worst person ever he really is come over here and play some pocket pool Whoa This is what he does

This way doesn't he says some fucked up shit throws Vinnie Brand out of the bus throw me out of the bus Well gets a response and then he goes I shouldn't have said that and he runs back to his little fucking dumb job I wanted to get here crazy. I'm not crazy. I tell you heart conversation on the phone the other day Which is funniest anything I see what he's doing now He's trying to pump up myself a steam because Vinnie Brands a fucking honka shit He's a hunk of shit and he says Burning shit says ship behind your back. He tells you shit. It's none of my business I should never even hear this shit, but he's such a ninkum poop. He goes you know what he said Doing your podcast is like yelling out of wind out. Why really?

Thousand listeners. Wow fuck. I'm to cancel my day through that fucking asshole. You got dates? I did. I took him. Fuck, I need another TV show. I fucking say, really sucks when you have to fucking. Not you. Oh, yes, I'm there.

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Nothing else. He sets people up stuff you can do. And then he steps back. And then he makes it about him somehow. Listen, he somehow got a plug-in for his, for this weekend. When you get on Tom Benard, you can use some of this stuff that you learned here.

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I wish you'd take the mic off. Yeah. Is that your wish? Huh? Is that your wish? Yeah, it's my wish. Let's go. Ready?

Well, there was a hush over the room. Everything kind of fell silent. It was just terrible. Yeah, I was my wish. Let's go. Ready? Well, there was a hush over the room. Everything kind of fell silent. It was just terrible. Yeah, I was just really awkward, but I just thought it was kind of awkward and like not that funny. One freshman felt bullied after she said gross made an obscene hand gesture at her. I think he should apologize to the students of Purdue in general. Wow. The university states they will not work with

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They hired counselors to come to this school. If you were- There's fucking school shootings in this country. There's fucking- The worst shit going on. Hunger, there's starvation, there's fucking- There's fucking- There's fucking-'s fucking he just murdered people girls being fucking Hunger and starvation

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what he reminds me? He's like a smart comedian with what I'm saying. He's funny. That's cool. That's cool.

Oh, no. He's a whole new man. He used to be. He used to do it. He used to do it. He used to do it. The roast battle where it's some young six month comic that can't take his shit. Good for you Chad

Okay, I name Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad You're good side What I'm saying is I'm going in this world. I'm gonna get him a shirt that's his zing I'm gonna get him to get him to sing. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're making you around all fucking time. Yeah, you let a newbie smack you to fuck around. He's been doing a semi-newbies.

Look at him. And his fucking beard. He's not new. What the fuck are you just getting about? Is that fucking time? All right, you need an old newbie. This guy limped up to stairs. He has a bad knee.

That's right. It's a 90 year old son. What in the mic dumb dumb? He has a 19 year old son. Whoa. I should've bought that. I'm not going to. He got that out.

Like the boss is pop bellic. Listen, this is not Jim and Sam. Don't do it. Look at it. Look at him. He really does. He has a 60 one years old big. You look like Mickey Rook and the wrestler. You look like the ring.

That was a bad. I was doing all right. He could have done something better. But it was all right. What I'm saying is only to go in the center. We know it's all right. What I'm saying is only to stop getting your fashions to put a std in from a comedy show. This is in a state where they won't make a rainbow cake for a gay wedding. And a guy makes a jerk off motion and it's just like...

And another thing? Well, you know what you got to though, if somebody's gonna do... there uh... professionalism to being dirty some guys at dirty and funny at it and it comes across and you laugh but if a guy like him who's probably a little maybe a little hacky with the stuff because it works on a boat or works at weddings and then you go to a college and you get paid a ton of cash

and you pull that shit that doesn't work you I don't know what he does before he hire him. What did he do? They just said it. Did you listen? No, I'm saying. I mean, that's why you get no information. They said he talked with his genitals towards a girl and made a hand motion towards a girl. He was having a face here, a pussy talk.

Throw in his voice, making it something that was the... Yeah, he was... No, that's... But So throwing his voice making it something that was the yeah, he was now that that's just to go where which is that funny. Well, if you could tell your voice to make a pussy talk, I don't I don't know. It would be as funny as like an hands improv. Something like that. All right, then he's still making an effort to be in funny

but yesterday I think I think you're absolutely trying to be funny, but we all know, you know, he's such a shit starter. But a guy got my heart terrible. But you can tell when he's starting shit because he gets a deeper voice and just brings it. Yeah, no, he slows down. Tell me more, Robert. Yeah.

He's like, but then he tackles after his own. He can't help himself. But go, ha, ha, ha. But you still do colleges. Don't they know what you still do when you do them? They do. I don't do that anymore. Right now, I go up and I say, my age group doesn't

like your age group. Your age group doesn't like my age group. And then we have a town meeting. I don't do my acting. Oh, yeah. I'm not shit. I'm not shit. Yeah, I do.

And I go, I mean, I'll sneak my jokes in there about kids and stuff, blah, blah, blah. But I don't go right into it like I used to. Oh, no, I didn didn't really think it was a jab. I think you still do colleges. I'm sorry sure I do And then I write how much money I'm getting in between my thumb and my forefinger so every time I eat shit I just look at the number and it can fit between there Well, yeah, look at like a bigger hands in you Yeah, look at like a bigger hands in you. Yeah. My son does.

My son does. I got it. I got it. It goes to me, dude. I wish you wife did. I saw you point it rubbered earlier and looked like a fucking shop accident. Just nub.

There he is. Wow, he got greedy, didn't he? I'll take the boss. Boss. Boss. Boss. Boss. Bimala boss. Boss. Bimala boss. Bimala boss. Boss boss boss

We're gonna do for him You just did the joke I did Wow, we did it in front of it. It's true. Sometimes that works. That's true. Holy shit. We're doing Indiana And it's out where the guy was not the school. That's not the school, by the way. Well, that wasn't the school. I'm sorry. That was not the school I did with, I take it with what's his name? Oh, you have the rich boss in here. You know, with, uh, with, uh, uh, what's his name? Tracy Morgan and, uh... jay

jay more yeah so uh... yeah it's fucking nuts i mean but all these kids count they can't they can't take it they can't take it and they get counseling and they but we're we're you're making it okay

to fucking be pacified the schools are fucking not I mean not even a college. I mean high school all the way from when there were kids, you go to any playground and there's a parent for every fucking kid just watching, making sure nobody does shit. Oh, we leave all the way. You can't let them, you can't let them

pull playing the backyard, they'll be out there. Well, they're making sure none of these kids do anything that's scary or fucked up They never feel bad and if they do they take it all away from them. They never it's a fucking nightmare I leave my daughter to play garrison alone All the time you should say like that. Well, she's 28 my oldest I should have playground Oh, you fucking idiot. No, I was poop. I was poop.

How much money does he school? Why bother? He's like a retired wrestler. Thanks, dude. You look like Rick Flair. Stupid fucking fishing glasses. What's he? No, no, the other ones.

He's a dollar stores. Shut up. How much money do these schools have to blow that they're hiring counselors? That's unreal. It's just, you know, it's not like a comet told some fucking dumb, fucking bits. After you two, they'd have to hire a whole fucking staff.

You know how much it costs to print a sign that says, grow the fuck up less than a dollar. That's all you'd need. Five of those. Grow the fuck up. I've told my kids that forever because it really is. They'll come home and be like, and this happened, well, guess what?

Maybe in your 14 year life, this is a bad deal, but just wait. Yeah, it's coming. Yeah, but. Well, do these kids go into the real world if they gotta get counseling? Yeah, but the, but just for a second, they're changing the real world

That's actually still now they're trying listen, but still they're trying to change the fucking real world But business is always going to be cut throw Bobby. There's always going to be people But that business will change where the money is they will change No, they're doing that. Yeah, if something absolutely if the money is, they will change. They're doing that. Yeah, if something, absolutely. If the money is with people who are fucking pussy's and don't like to, they'll make that. If that's the content, they'll, where the money is. If people want dirty fucked up comedy, they'll make that.

You're talking about the entertainment business. Why do you got a call? I'm talking about the real, you're talking about the entertainment business. That's why I thought we were talking about. No, the real world, when it comes to business, when it comes to, what are you talking about? What's the real, you know what I'm talking about the entertainment. That's what I thought we were talking about. The real world when it comes to business, when it comes to what we're going out. What's the real, we don't know what I'm talking about

when these kids are dealing with, every kid's not an entertainment. When they're dealing with, with fucking going into the workplace and they're fucking boss, there's no, you don't get a raise. They're not gonna, you can't do that and anybody hasn't

get a raise together. You can't do a stop. You can't do that. A boss can't go fuck you because they can file do that. Anybody hasn't got a raise together. But you can't do a stop. You can't do that. A boss can't go fuck you, because they can file a complaint. Yeah, HR is always in the room. HR is fucking. I'm not saying all that. When you're not promoted, when you're not being promoted.

You said that. OK, I put it in your set it at before I, at four. When you're not being promoted at work. And I don't like that. He's not selling tickets at Vinnie Brandt's Club, and he blames me somehow. I didn't play you on. I'm on my own. How much you've been doing in this for a while? OK, I'm sorry. 10 minutes ago. He's not selling tickets at Vinnie France club and he blames me somehow. I didn't

You've been doing in this for a while And don't chase stew and he'll get hungry I'm just losing my favorites. He put it on his camping trip. I love Understand what everybody saying is what I'm saying what I'm saying in the real world Everybody does I'm saying is what I'm saying. What I'm saying. What are you saying? What I'm saying in the real world, everybody does a win. Why are you saying in the real world? When they get out of school. When they get out of school. When they get out of school.

Can I do it? Yes. I know what you mean. He's saying when a boss comes in and says, where the fuck is my report, this kid isn't going to be ready for that and they're going to jump out of window. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, but you know what?

The kid's going to go like this. My report isn't done because I had something in my life and he's going to, I don't give a that get the fuck report and the kids gonna go to HR and they're gonna be like he talked to me like this He gave me and now I have anxiety now my life I have and they're gonna go you can't you can't you can't you sir You can't talk to people like that anymore. Okay. What are doing that right now? What if he comes in and says where's report? I don't have it. I need the report by tonight. You be the boss. I'll be the good girl. Is it my boy girl? Okay. Am I a boy girl?

I'm a fat girl. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Barbara, where's your report? I'm. I'm. About that. I'm sorry because this weekend my cat passed away and I was doing the

report but then I had to deal with this situation and I didn't know what to do with my cat. I live in the city. I'm new here and I couldn't I had to find a place to you know bear my I was messed up but I don't have it right now. I'll have it by the end of the day or the first thing in the morning. I'm sorry. Okay, listen to me you fat cunt Excuse me I'm recording this conversation right now. I'm recording this conversation right now Barbara. Yeah, I'm right here Okay, I'm it's my name's Kathy no one's in Barbara anymore My name's Kathy Kathy and now you're speaking into a speaker into her panic room I'm not going to say anything about the story of the story of the story of the

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story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the I would cut your lines. Okay. Bar, uh, Kathy. Kathy, Barbara, I keep thinking you're Barbara. I think you're two people and one. Uh, is that, did you just call me Fat? No, I just call me Fat. No, I called you a Symeese one. Kathy.

Bobby Joe. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Bob, so this report was done. If this report isn't done by the safety room, we might have to let you go. You're not letting anybody go. Okay, you called me fat. You called me a bitch. I have it on again. I have it on a

friend. I have it on reporting and it called you call me Barbara who the fuck is that? That's this. We said, I'm a chunky broad down in Cuba. Oh, four. You were called for. Listen to me me dude. I'm telling you the change in the game slow ways to change by inch But they're put what you're doing. They're literally they all the way back They put hang on they push it. They push it a little bit a little they go crazy until somebody we say fuck you

Stop and they'll stop and they'll go away for six months or seven say, fuck you, stop, and they'll stop. And they'll go away for six months, a seven months a year. And then someone will happen and they'll push it again. And all of a sudden, four years from now, we're gonna be so politically correct. Who's they? What do you keep saying that?

They're pushing. Who is they? These are generations. I'm a generation. I'm a generation of generations. Hang on, no. The generation that's cut what happened You are a fucking old man. Did you just jump the your phone went off?

Your phone vibrated on your ass I broke my thing Oh, thanks, you so happy You're so happy What is that? I mean, you're not getting it That was like some Catholic shit It was fucking

Oh, wow My god You're right though, my daughter's gonna be a freshman some Catholic shit. Oh my god. Oh wow. You're right though. My daughter's going to be a freshman. Darling. My daughter's going to be a freshman. And if someone in her class feels anxiety during a test, they can take it the next day. What?

What the fuck? You can say, you stay feeling anxious if you didn't study. Is that a bad thing? Good question. That's the whole thing. It's a good question. Some things are moving way ahead of us, but some things is where they should have been in the first place.

Because things have been so unfair to a lot of people for a long time. Yeah. So when they push a little bit, because we always say, man, you can't say nothing now. Well, why do we need to say everything? Why do you need to say everything? Why do you need to say a faggot? Why do you need to say, uh, we, uh, we, uh, we, uh, we, try and, uh, we can't say the other one.

What the other one? Dan Word. Yeah, we can't say that. Nigger, you can't say nigger, but I'm saying, I don't want to hear you watch a game. What if you want to hear people saying what they can't say. What if you're really cold and your car won't start and you have a flat tire? What?

I'm kidding. Fuck his life. I'm kidding. Listen, you're right. Right, there's always a way to say something though. Look, it does are right. You're absolutely right. Why do we have to say certain words anymore?

Even when you say them, if you're joking around, you're coming. Whatever, I don't really fucking like that. Even when you say them, even if you're joking around, you can't even say whatever, I don't really fucking like that. Even look, we grow out of shit, that's fine. And maybe some of the stuff for the kids is good for the kids that will have a better person in a hundred years, maybe. But so maybe it's our age, we're stuck in us,

where we're at, these kids coming up, my kid is never going to know what we use to get away with, because he's gonna only know what he gets away with. And this isn't really gonna bother him that much, because it's what he knows. And that's not that bad. So maybe, maybe not that bad. But it bothers us because we want freedom of speech.

We want to be able to say whatever the fuck we want, whatever the fuck we want it, and it's in the speech. We want to be able to say whatever the fuck we want whenever the fuck we want it And it's in the Constitution we can right but you can't it's Get the point because you have a group really need to say okay, but but what happens is is that you can But you have to deal with the consequences of that Well, anybody need to say in this room that what what do you need to say? What do I need? What do you want word? You need to say to have to come on a dumb mouth as you need to say anything from that. What do you need to say for us? What do I need to say? What do you want for us?

You need to say to come on a dumb mouth that you need to say. If this was 20 years ago, he'd say something very funny right now, but right now, he can't, because everything's taken away from him. Or he'll sell out of the stress pack to say whatever I would feel. Yeah, I'll say it right now.

Say it. Women are funny. What was that of our question, though? I mean, are you kidding me? Ask fucking Hitchens or fucking Jerry Lewis? Jerry Lewis, he said, he made a big thing at Ashtman. So many people did. Jerry Lewis was 90 some years old.

Not when he said that at Ashtman. Nobody to have a Webinar. You said it in the movie women are funny. You're fucking asshole. This stroke is me. Now you're on the podcast with three women ass face. No, I did that for the effect. But we know you were fine. Just you know, you got to be acting. That was acting. No, we know I mean I'm open up for Wanda a lot. We know We know you're a middleer

Sometimes no, but you know, but women are funny. We know that said yes, we absolutely get it. Yes, but um You know certain things that we feel as though we got to say miss mostly white man. What about white man? What have we done? What have you done? You want me to give you a list of shit? Yeah, wait, give me a list. Give me a list.

Let me list that we've done that you were involved in too. That I wasn't involved in. Slavery. Well, not that far. That's not good face. But you were involved in that. I'm sure you got a good idea. I mean, hey, you're involved in that, too. Come on, it wasn't just us.

No, but I'm sure we're going to about that, of course, white men. But I'm saying that we don't need to say a lot of things. We know things are going too far. But what is going too far? We know, now I'm saying, we know that certain things are going too far. What?

As far as this is. As political corrects all day. OK, so this guy, OK, but this guy did some shit Now I'm saying we know that certain things are going too far. What? As far as this is as political. OK, so this guy, OK, but this guy did some shit at a college. We know that colleges, you can't perform at anymore as a stand up comic. Unless you are crystal clean, you do not offend one group. Right. And what you do is, you know, everybody can laugh at nobody's going to walk away. Fucked up. So you can't do sex. You can't at, nobody's gonna walk away, fucked up.

So you can't do sex, you can't talk about relationships, you can't talk about tragedy. Or any race, you can't talk about anything. It has to be quick little fucking fun jokes that everybody, or it has to be theatrical. You have to give a one-man show and have some type of story and help people at the end of it with a applaud and go, wow, with this.

There was a guy that I worked with once who put up pen lights in his nose. And then they play the music. And I don't know. I don't know. And he'd go back and forth in his eternal lights off. Right. And that was his thing. And he was college performer three years in a row.

I did that bit. Yeah. So where are we going with that? I mean, so we look, we can't do colleges anymore. So when is it going to be? We can't do clubs anymore. When is it going going with that? I mean, so we can't do colleges anymore. So when is it going to be we can't do clubs anymore? When is it going to be that? Seriously, when is it going to be that a club is going to go now we don't want that type of humor? We don't want that type of everything correct itself.

Oh, Jesus. It comes in full circles. Yes. Yeah. It's happening now. It's happening now. There's clubs that I hate that you what he's you just said what he said the different we get our space clubs. Yeah, what's that? Safe spaces like a lot of comic book stores or something you go in and you're guaranteed that there aren't going to be certain words, certain topics, blah, blah, blah. You never heard of a safe space comedy. All clubs. All of the whole city. One in Chicago. Do you want to Minneapolis? Yeah. The whole thing is you know, but do you think that's bad?

I go to Minneapolis. Yeah, the whole thing is, you know, but do you think that's bad? No, everybody's taking advantage of talking to the microphone. Well, what you want to eat my phone? Yeah, I want you to. Everybody's talking about like, Richard Prior, Lenny Bruce and all of them, they did this before.

We've been down this road before. We went around like you back then. And then, no, whatever. And they, they want, I know it is, but they did too. We talked about my job done this shit before. So everybody's panic and like it's never been done. It comes in full circle. Rich is done five circles. Yeah. Full circle. Rich is, yeah, Richard Wright though. But that's what it is. I think you're panicking and, I'm not panicking at all.

The right just always fall. Right? No, why would they fall? The right just always fall. No, the right just always fall. Yes. Look at this lady, that fucking, the first meet-to-tool. The first meet-to-tool. They lady that fucking what do you mean first me to

Fall they always what do you mean for you mean? I know what you mean you know, I'm wrong Like he's talking about the woman Asia That's what's his name. Anthony Bord. Anthony Bord, don't write it just. Don't write it just. I hate someone brings up a certain thing. And someone always has to go, but what about him? Yeah, I guess.

What about them? Yes, you can't even have a conversation about somebody, one person without, if you don't believe in it, or you're not on the side of they just go what about them? But what about this? Yeah, what it's like You just deal with the fuck Formally educated so you know what's your bring your name? Anthony Bourdain's girlfriend not his wife. He dumped his wife. I think to become

Boyfriend a girlfriend with this girl. Yes, who was one of the original hashtag me to Ladies with Harvey Weinstein boyfriend and girlfriend with this girl who was one of the original hashtag me to uh... ladies Harvey Weinstein uh... actually got a hashtag me to herself what's your speech paid paid off the kid sure her speech at the award show uh... go to video go to video don't go there go to youtube go to video

uh... and uh... speech at the award show is it cons? yeah all right right there go there, go to YouTube, go to video, and... I'll speech that towards you. There it is. Is it cons? All right, right there. Is that it? Keith? All right, there you go. Oh, he's back. What happened, him? There you go. I'll pause.

Well, I mean... I can't hear it. In 1927, I was raped by Harvey Weinstein, here at Cannes. I was 21 years old. This festival was his hunting ground. I want to make a prediction. Harvey Weinstein will never be welcomed here ever again. He will live in this grace shunned by a film community that once embraced him and covered up for his crimes. And even tonight,

sitting among you, there are those who still have to be held accountable for their conduct against women, for a behavior that does not belong in this industry, does not belong in any industry or workplace. You know who you are, but most importantly, we know who you are. Some guys shaking right now. We're not going to allow you to get away with it any longer. Keith. Keith.

Everybody in this room. Yeah. Tell me I got my wife. No. No, but uh, and then you know, her stuff came out. But that's a great speech. I mean, that's pretty bossy. Yeah. That's why that's great speech. I mean, that's a great speech. But if you're, if you're abused yourself, giving that speech, it takes a lot away from that. A lot.

Yeah. I think it takes it all. I mean, I know. She will, if she got raped, she got raped. You can't deny her being attacked and what happened to her and her coming out against Harvey Weinstein. You sound like you don't have a commercial on somebody.

Well, Blue Apron. You're talking about Blue Apron. Well, it's got a, right, right. I'd like to smooth for a smooth mobile.com. Has the greatest gimbal for iPhones. No, listen, you can't take that away, but the fact that you paid off $300 and something thousand dollars to a kid who accused her of that and and it makes you wonder why is he coming out after he got paid

Why would you keep your money? You got your money shut your fucking mouth. I was the yield. I mean I would definitely keep my mouth shut I always got my mouth shut for a mill. And I get to fuck you again. Yeah. We get the bang one more time. She's smoking. Cheers. Yeah. We got one more.

It's a long one. You can. I do a half a mill four seasons me and you you pay the bill for the for the time service. Not just because she's actually speak to me. That's all he keeps.

Don't talk. Yes. That's it. And she. That lovely. I don't like when you talk. I don't like when you me. That's all he keeps. Don't talk. Yes. That's it. That lovely answer. I don't like when you talk. I don't like when you talk.

It's angry. And sometimes you slow the words. I don't know, man. I mean, there's 14 year old too. It's like Jesus Christ. You got to bang her. But he said that she fucked up his ability to work in the future. Like what she did to him mentally fucked him up.

Oh, you can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. I can't go, uh-huh. Yes. When you're 17 and someone else. Please put your commercial. Listen, no, I'm not.

I have no more commercials. I don't know. When you're 17 and I don't have that many people who like listening to my show. And then he's yelling out an open window on the highway. You know what? When a hot lady swims you with your 17 and gives you 380,000. That's fucking a lot to the second power. What are you fucking kidding? But you're built differently.

We all built differently than that kid. The kid is, you know, from a different generation. Yeah. Right. I mean, our generation getting, getting laid and banging your teacher was like a dream come true. This generation, they're taught about sex in a different way. Well, I don't know. I mean, you teach your girls. What my wife and all the girls, I have been with over my life.

We're taught about sex the way you would teach your daughter or your daughter about sex. No, that's not true, because I taught my daughter the values a little who she lives with. Right? Who? Black time? Is that what you're trying to say?

Well, not the good one. No. No, I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. I got my fucking. I got my asshole checked. What is that called again? Come on, that's gonna be a call tonight with Norton. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I got my colon ox could be done. Holy God is that that today?

No, I got it done Monday morning in a van Mexico City Put you out all day I got had a fast on Sunday if you drink the gatorade with the Mexican gives you a mustard shit Yeah, mustard poop. That was yeah, but we don't want to hear this fucking long story, but you shit everybody's had a colonoscopy You know also we've been saying fuck the whole podcast and you just corrected shit that felt weird What did I say that I said mustard shit and you go? Hmm mustard poop? Did I yeah, you tag a me now? No, no, I'm just wondering what happened. I don't say no no no three times

One is good enough. All right fucking Ann Helen no no no no Yeah, I got my asshole checked on Monday What was I saying? What was I bring it up? Talking to you when we fucking talk about the woman the me too move I got hungry. The fuck you talking about? You know what this proves, okay? And I think that everybody Everybody even the even the shit Exactly everybody and I know people that are on Twitter talking out, you know, man and man, and they have fuck, I know people that have done fuck dumb shit.

I've been me too to a lot by a lot of times, you know, by chicks. Who? By chicks. You can't call, that's actually me. I can't see if he was right because... Scurts! Yeah, I know. They don't wear skirts anymore. There were slacklets.

Look. Have you ever been me too? Ah, yes slacklets. Look. Look. Have you ever been to? Yes. Yes. Never. What happened? Nothing to her? No. I'm saying.

I'm not telling you the story. I don't want to go into it. I don't want to have to fucking get emotional. Oh, man. I got me to. I want to have a girl's house. A girl was renting me my apartment. How old were you? I was 24. 24. I want to have was running me my apartment. How old were you? I was 24.

24. Okay. I want them to the apartment, you see her. Yep. And she pulled a gun on me and told me to take your clothes off. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying.

You're lying. Because you thought you were a robber. No, no, no, no. Take it. Did she run away? No, no, no, no, no, no. Did she run away? Did she run away?

Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run? Did she run away? Did she run? Did she run away? Did she run? Did she run away? Did she run away? Did she run? She said she said she want your silk jacket Your satin I got damn jacket Is it trouble for me to even give me that evening at the improv jacket You farting like you got a shit. I don't have to shit. So I don't have to shit. So... He's so mean. He's made a worse podcast in the history.

Compared to the three ladies you deal with, I'm sure it is. Oh! Bingo! So this girl, what do you want to talk about now? Wow, man, man, man, man, man. Man, do you stink? Man, this is awesome. I have three with you.

And this prove, this podcast proves that it sucks. They really are. I should have done their podcast. They're all on the show. They're on the show. You should have done Amy's. You should have done people that you fucking show and Connecticut.

That's like yelling in a room full of fucking thousands of people that will show up. No, but the girl put her gun on me and made me have sex with her. Why did you go to heaven begin with? You went to the have sex. So you're right. No, no. What kind of guys were doing wrong?

What kind of gun? What the fuck was it? You said, let me see this. No, no. He was $24, so one from World War II. Yeah. No! Oh, thank you.

Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad! Oh, fuck you, we got it. Shit, I fucking put, fucking powder in the top of it. Minnesota Metal Out!

That would be a musket. I was an older joke. I got it. Maybe it was role play, and she saw, you know? No, it was just a musket. I was an older joke. I got it. Maybe it was role play and she saw, you know? No, it was just a... But she pulled it gun out and... Another way both out and we couldn't get out. That's why I like Chad's method better.

He just sits there quietly and then says it. He's got it. Me and you were like, I got one! I got one! We really had like fucking two little Yorkshire terriers. And he just sits back like a got one. I got one. We really are like fucking two little Yorkshire carriers. He just sits back like a great man. Go ahead. What else you got? It's not what I was a guy. The woman fucking pulled a gun on me and made me really with any. Oh, you're fucking or wish she still hold it. I was in water dripping on your head from the top of the gun. I don't believe it.

I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I swear to God. Nobody stuck it first of all. Someone stuck sticks it. It's stuck. It's stuck. My mother fucking ruthless in here.

Ah, somebody's stuck. Mom, mom. She just can't search. She just can't search for the pod dish. Mom. That's your mom. Mom. What's wrong? You alright? Mom. What are you doing mom you're alive on my podcast?

What are you turned into a 30-year-old girl for? Did you just fight a burp? No, I was playing with Michael the puppy Christmas. I figured it was appropriate for what you just went through. My colonel, Hustopy! You know what, my- You got to wet the end if you want to do that. Mom, let me ask you a question.

When this whole hashtag me too thing with Louie and all this stuff, what do you think about it? I think Louie should be back on stage. I don't think they should have touched them. I don't think they could get anything wrong. They knew what they were going to go. And they knew what he was going to do.

Don't go. Jesus Christ. Well, they didn't know. He was, I mean, yeah, okay. So why is that? What's somebody doing that? Walk away. Is this from experience?

Is this from experience? Is this from experience? They just say, no. I'm not doing that walk away. Is this from experience? Is this from experience? I'm not that stupid. If I still have a guy doing that at least, I wouldn't have been 17 years late to go after him. Believe me, I have plenty of guys I can put in jail right now. Oh shit, make a list. Let's make a list and make some money.

Who do you got? Anybody famous? Walk away. What have you, Mom? Have you seen penises that you didn't want to see? Yeah. Really? I never got near them. Really? Yeah. All right. Yeah. The guy you suggested the back of the bus was a guy on the less method of methods. Well, one really? What was where one really was it was Keith Robinson it's a pretty country I don't know this is glory it's like you make big deal out of you know something so well a guy I'm not going to knock it off on a bus. Who touched it? Oh, wow.

You can't tell them. Yeah, I'll say something. Not completely neat. Don't take away his whole life. So you're saying insult them? So they should have just... So all right. You know, I don't feel what they're doing to people.

It's like you're using a cannon when you could use a gun. You take away everything from someone. Yeah That's ridiculous. But you think Louis should be back. I Think he should be back. I think he never should have been gone Okay, I really do. I don't think he did anything It gave your son to work Yeah, he said he gave you son work That's not the reason I have a light from before that. Right, but there you go. How do you like that?

I like your mom. She's honest. My mom is a very honest woman. I love you mom. I'll talk to you later. I love you too. I can't tell somebody to have the bell to put him on stage. Why does it have to be balls? Can it be vagina? I don't have something, anything. I'm not going to be a good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good All right, all right, Ma. I love you. I love you. All right. What about what about I got no Nothing it was no call up. No polyps nothing. It was no I had a hammered this I had a hammered the size of a pit viper, but no I gotta go

I gotta go. I gotta go. Goodbye. I love you. Goodbye. What's up? What's up? You sound so young. Is your mom young?

Yeah. She's only around 52. Get out of here. I'm kidding. Yeah. No, she's 60 something. Sounds young. Yeah, she's your age.

She's your about the age. That's why. My parent knows you. She is. She had my sister, which was 50 and me, which was 18. Wow. Yeah, a different generation. No, I don't. He wants to say something about your mom. I know it's coming. I know it's bad about someone's mom. I will never. Are you? Who do you think we are? Like I don't know you. I would never

about you don't talk about moms or kids. You can talk about dads. He's got stabbed. Oh, He told me that coming up. I didn't know that. Why do you throw people on it? Why do you throw people on it? No, that's on the two stories. But I don't know if he wanted you to tell us. What's that? It was that. He's like, I don't think Vinnie wanted you to tell me

what he really said. I don't think some stuff you shouldn't repeat you yamring fucking asshole. What's his, what's his army? Or is it a fucking like Bobby collects knives. What the hell is going on? He's, I think he, it's a buck like Bobby collects knives. He's I think he's I think Vos is mentally ill. I think he's losing it. I think his blood sugar's low and I think he's fucking out of his mind.

That's my body. I hate that it's 2018 and you have to say I think. Chad, I want Chad on every week. Chad, Chad, Chad. Chad, Chad. Chad. Yeah, I want chat on every week We will listen I think you're right. I think that things need to be need to change women women definitely need to be respected and treated differently in the workplace and To get there you have to go through this shit and some guys are gonna be fucking taken out in the mix But I think there's some psychro facial and some women are gonna be taken out too because anytime you go that phone I just told you I had a fucking gun pull on me nobody believe me and an idiot fucking mom call whatever I fucking fucking fucking fucking boss and accent

You just make whatever accent This is really called full circle. Can you close with the flashlights in your nose? I don't know how to do it. I don't have them. Chad is fucking a killer, man. Oh, shut up. He's at Montreal. Shut up.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Keep that in here, you. Chad, when you came in to Montreal of the nasty show to fill in one night for somebody who got kicked off the show who got kicked off None of your business New shows are HK I said, Chad! I'm going to kick you off.

Tell me after. Tell me after. Okay. Well listen, it's on the internet. People got kicked out to shoot for the first time ever. What is? I'm trying to remember the names. I don't remember the names, so I didn't know them.

Was it that Southern guy got kicked out? Absolutely. He got hooked about that. He talked about that. He talked about the show you mean? He was kicked out of the festival. He's on YouTube stuff. Southern Mama. No, no, I'm talking about the nasty show. Who was kicked off? Yeah.

Well, I forget his name, but he filled in for me. I got kicked off for talking, getting drunk and talking shit to somebody. And he was inappropriate. And that gets you booted now. You can't, you can't nasty show. You can't be inappropriate. No, but it was outside of the show. Okay. He knows he should have have but here's a deal. He came in and fucking murdered. I mean, he came up. You murdered. Mm-hmm. It was a good, uh, murder Minnesota middle. Boom. Bingo. Yeah. I mean, he did a lot better than he's doing on this show. He did. Not even like. Well, you know what I mean? He killed. I don't know. How do you? How do you? Do you girls feel that comedy?

She got Bobby hang on. Oh, Bob. We need to wrap up. I want to we're going to wrap up. But I want to know, do you feel in comedy? He does. That it's changing that it's changing for the better for women in comedy. You are. Do you think it's still fucked up? Um... I don't know, I've only been in comedy for two years, so I only could really speak for two years, but it's...

Fuck you. Vod's farted on me. Me too. Oh, no. If that took Vod's out, she really just said, Vols is career. I turn away from you. That's true. You can't even far down. No one here. No, it's we. I want to ask

other questions. Answer the damn question. Thank you Keith. Yeah, let's go. I think in the past two years, obviously, there are more female Thank you Keith. Yeah, let's go. I think in the past two years, obviously, there are more female comics coming up. Obviously. But I don't know, I haven't noticed a lot of shit towards women and comedy when I've been in it. So it's getting better. It's hard to notice when you're only doing three minutes. People will fall. People will fall. All right, let's wrap I'm not going to plug you weekend at Vinnie's boss boss boss All right, let's wrap this fucker up

Well, you don't need any plugs because it doesn't help anyway, so No, no, I can't You're good You're good You're not going to plug your We're not going to plug you weekend at Vinnie's Boss Boss Boss gonna plug you weekend at Vinnie's boss boss

boss boss with us with Keith Bobby Versey is gonna be unbelievable that shows fucking stupid it's gonna be fucking it's all headliners plus Keith and this weekend

not I need to do it you don't need to do it boss boss boss boss this weekend. No, no, no, no, is get her to cry a little bit on camera. OK, then start doing comedy. Keith, what do you got? Be so Vegas. I'm going Vegas. You know, me and the little Kevin was coming out the animated on Fox.

Yeah. Three girls of one teeth. It's coming back second season, baby. Hey, dude. Yeah. I know you don't on TV that much. Can you look into the camera when you say it now? Stop looking at this fucking old asshole. I don't know what it was a camera. What the drain front of your face. It's right here. That's a camera. That's a camera. HD camera. That's a real camera. Yeah, it's a real camera recording. I might go fucking

to do a selfie. Yeah. I'll be in Vegas in 31st. Oh my god. You're not there. You're only there as Friday Saturday. Social engagement. Friday Saturday Saturday. Especially, yeah. We're going to be the other week.

He's going to be the whole week. He had something happen. I can't do the whole week. I got business shit to take care of. Yeah, it's called rehab. Oh, career, baby. It's called rehab, man. No. Yeah, that's it. I got a lot of baby. It's called rehab. Yes. No.

Yeah, that's it. I got a lot of shit. You're going to be in Vegas with us the last week of August at the Comedy Cellar of Vegas, which me, you, Versi Vos. It's Mark Holmes. It's going to be a fucking great. We're going to hang out.

We're going to dinner. Liz is going to be out there. No, I'm just going to be out there. We're going to go to dinner. We're going to go play golf. You're not playing golf. Are you? I think so. I mean, in Versi. I think you're gonna go close. What's golf close?

That's what he's wearing now. I have a college shirt. I'm gonna bring a college shirt and some sweatpants with sneakers. That's sweatpants. Do you wear golf clothes? I'm not buying golf clothes to go golfing in my shirt shorts. I'll bring a nice pair of shorts that I have golf. I have Reebok Reebok golf shorts. All right in a collar shirt. All right in the collar shirt All right with the call you don't do you write t-shirt stop saying I'm sure Vegas is really tight on the rules they let you into the casino with a fucking a McDonald shirt on and on the rules. They let you into the casino with a fucking McDonald shirt on and fucking half shorts and they won't be on the golf course. You're crazy. Okay, you know. I don't know it. I'm just gonna shut up. I don't have to shut that's the problem with this. That's

what you're trying to do. You're like society. No, you're saying I don't know. I still have an opinion. I mean, I'm saying this. I know pop bellied room. I'm sitting down. I have no pop bellied room. You do. You have a little merchant marine pop bellied. You're really good. You're really good. Balls looks like 1940s, Samson.

I got it. I like the cave. It took you 40 seconds to say that. Keith, what else you got, anything? That's it, man. I'm cool. I'm clear. What do you got, buddy? I'm a Gotham this'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that I'm a guy that Iline. The months fucking beautiful. The club is in the hotel. I can't wait. Take it elevated down. The club's great. The people on it's fucking great. And the town's great.

Perfect. Great. All right, check it out. Go to robacodelive.com for all my shit. If you want to check it out, I'm going to be of course with Keith Voss, Paul Versey in Vegas at the Comedy Cell. If you're in town, get your tickets now. Go to ComedyCellar.com on the Vegas site and use promo code. CC Social. That's promo code. CC Social. And also this month, I'm gonna be the September 6th.

I'm gonna be doing Laf Boston for the 6th, the 7th and the 8th. And alive, you know what dude, there too. We're gonna figure that shit out. Yeah, we do. Oh my God, I don't know what the fuck is going on i'm in toronto this wednesday uh... kasa luma just for laughs

toronto uh... so make sure you check that out and live from the shaggot a patreon dot com slash robber kelly i just released a brand new episode with a lane hendrick's uh... star of uh... of sex drugs and rock and roll, the parent trap, Marin, she's been on a lot of stuff. We talk about everything, we talk about a lot of stuff being on set and a lot of actress stuff and actor stuff. It was really an interesting podcast. Gabby was there, she actually filmed it and edited it, thanks for that. So make sure you check that out, join, become a

member, and you get all I just put two new podcasts. One on ones, one with the Lonzo Bowdoin and one with Paul Verzi. How do you get a Lonzo? Huh? How do you get a Lonzo? He's fucking up and just for less. We did a one on one up there. So make sure you check that out.

You said a Lonzo? A Lonzo Bowdoin. I love a Lonzo. He's a friend of mine. He's not a friend. He doesn't like you that much. Yeah, he does. He's not. friend. He doesn't like you that much. We have something in common. We actually talked about you.

What? What? I'll tell you later. What is this? Big coaches. I'll tell you after you can't say. Your bus is T. I want you to T. Give me the T.

Oh, the T. The T. Spill the T. Me and a lawns owe. We talked about Vos, but unlike Vos. Lonesome said you're a punk bitch, and you need to be straightened out actually a lot of motherfuckers say that Yeah, oh shit. What else do we have? What else gaps?

That's your patreon. Yes my patreon I plug that Winnipeg I'm gonna win a peg anybody been there rumors, right? Yeah, it's great. Is it? Absolutely. I'm going there. I can't wait for that then Caltech cruise I'm doing this year then decides blitters A lot of stuff. Acme. I'm going to Acme. We're again. I'm gonna be there in November 8 9 10th at Acme which I love last time I was there and then I'm gonna be Uncle Vinnie's yeah uncle Vinnie's I got a lot I got so much fucking I have a lot of dates coming up so go there so check it out that's it I'll see you guys

out what do you got for you Mike uh this week are you here from now on uh starting next Tuesday yeah so you live here now yeah you don't live in San Antonio no well you you were living in San Antonio that's how I'm back and forth back and forth now you live here yeah and that's all solved and you gave it all up in San Antonio you gave it all up going back and forth. Back and forth. Now you live here. And that's all solved. And you gave it all up in San Antonio. You gave it all up. You could say it gave me up. But I did cheat.

Oh, sorry. But I will be there. You can talk about that. Wait, you made a lady there. We don't have time today. But yeah. Were you married? The technology I sell them.

Were you married? Bingo! That's a good little marry. Yeah. Uh, what are you mad at? Bingo! That's like a real Mary. Yeah, what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? No, no, I know exactly what you mean. What the fuck is that? She was a white lady, so it was a regular marriage.

Oh, she's a white lady. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? It's a red dresser. I will be there though at the San Antonio improv. This week I will be there though at the Santonio improv this week I will be heading. What improv? The Santonio improv. I'm going back this week.

I don't want to get the rest of his shit. Yeah. Yeah. We're sorry half the rest of his shit. He's wearing his shit. Yeah. Why would you step on a great fucking joke like it was a good joke. It was a really good joke. It was one of the best tonight

Daytime Yeah, I don't have anything to do with her for we were married eight years. No way What happened? I'm going to be 40 on Sunday. Why? Oh, shit, really? Oh, you're so young. I'm 18.

I'm 18. I'm 18. You, Mike. 19. I don't have hair. So that's that. They say Mexicans don't crack. Black.

No, they don't say that. Black don't crack. They don't want that wrong. They don't want that wrong. Well, they say Mexicans don't like that. They say Mexicans don't like that. They say Mexicans don't like that. They don't like that. They say Mexicans don't like that. They say Mexicans don't like that. They said Mexican loud here anymore. Oh, yeah, God, you're not different at all. You'll never get over that, right? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh there this, this, this, uh, we're we're still seeing why you surprised.

I'm happy for him. You know, it sound happy. No, you sound like you was surprised. Yeah, you sound surprised. I was surprised. I was surprised. He's a hunk like him who's a headliner, a hunk of what? I'm, I'm fucking nacho sauce.

Right back to food. Nacho sauce. I'm hungry. I know when you're not. So so your headlining San Antonio. What you got to go back? Are you going to go back to get more of your shit? I don't know. I have a whole lot to bring. But what what why are you headlining the one to big room the downtown one? Oh cool. Who do you got to open for you? You're so... Whatever coastal... Chad, Jesus. That's right, I'll open.

I'll open. I wouldn't want Chad open it for me. He's a fucking killer. Shut your fucking mouth. What? I'm just saying, he's fucking up. That's the club where I met Chad actually. Oh, really? Sure.

Yeah, I'm a little nervous. He's fucking hot. I mean, I'm murdered. Yes, murders. I got to see Chad tonight on stage. You go see him at Gotham this weekend? I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous.

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You could follow me on Instagram. I have a new podcast with Becky and Kitty Hanigan called a Pod Colips. You're doing that today. I gotta go, we gotta go. And we gotta go. Eat before that. Bye.

A Pod Colips. You know what know what dude we'll see you next time Wait wait wait wait Rob is doing thank you Rob thank you Rob Married Rob That's his name Rob's a cutie that doesn't need your advances August 10th by apologize please So one started one Say that. Where was your honey?

These playground what the fuck your 12 how are you married? Say that. Where was your honey 70's playground? What the fuck your 12? How are you married? I'm 27 you're 27. Yeah. Oh, let's go in the back. All right My to me to because he me to you can't cancel all me to That's like the old guy jerking off on the bus my mom that doesn't matter. You can just let him do it he's all right you know what dude see you next time you've been listening to the YKWD podcast thanks for listening now go back to your shitty jobs shitty jobs check out riotcast.com for all the best podcasts on the internet. And they're all free.

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