Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Colin Quinn | When Bonnie Leaves

Episode Date: January 11, 2021

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Our cast is so fun and crazy. And as a rule, we'll see you all come up. You're ruining this. First of all, I'm gonna have to finish this story. It's a comedy podcast. This is an NPR. That's the podcast done. Is there any better show?

This is the original video. Hello everybody and back from holiday season. I'm sure everybody's like me 15, 20, 30 pounds heavier and 40 pounds heavier and I'm sure you feel fantastic. You're not depressed and you're not sad and you're not lonely and you're not wondering what you're doing in life. You're not wondering what's happening with life and what what it all means and maybe she just give up and go into the woods and work at a cheese store on a farm somewhere and just make life simple again. Do it. Or maybe just do some crime and go back to jail and get three huts in a cot.

When life was very simple as a young juvenile where you woke up and you did some little schoolwork and had some lunch and breakfast and dinner and then you went to bed and The only thing you didn't you couldn't leave that's the only thing which is pretty much like marriage anyways in the pandemic It's very similar. I want to welcome one of my I mean, I've grown to love this person so much I've I really one of my best friends on the planet everybody please give it up for Gabby and Colin Quinn. Hey guys. What's up?

What's up? How are you? That opening song you play, do you have rights to that? No, it's my song. I paid somebody to make it. Why? Is wondering if, uh, if you use Bon Jovi song, obviously, you have to pay for Yes, I, uh, he actually doesn't have to pay royalties, but he does have to pay me directly. It's in my writer. Believe me, I'd pay directly when I have to fucking talk to, uh, upshits, creek cast

all in one person Gabby. Fuck you. David. David. David. David. I can't. I'm obsessed with this show, by the way. Two shows now that I'm obsessed with one I found shits Creek on my own.

I don't know how nobody has told me about that. And number two, dogs of the lady. Like you found shitsqueak on your own. It only won like every award at the goddamn Emmys. Every Emmys. Every Emmys. It's been, I was been talking about shelfa like five years. Hey dude, I'm off the grid.

You know that. We're streaming live to the grid. You say, yeah. Do you love Annie Murphy too? Hey, let me ask what's Annie Murphy? The girl, the daughter. Oh, the daughter is first of all, there's something smoking hot about her. Yeah. I mean, she has, she has, I mean, Gabby has bigger tits than her. Okay. That is a board. Yeah. And there's something smoking hot about her. She is. Yeah. And her, her hands are always doing something.

And she, why does that? Yeah. And she widens her eyes, which is, I'm going to tell us. That's a girl move. Widening the eye. Yeah. But David, I thought a squinting the eyes is more of a move. Squinting the eye. Yeah, we're kind of squint the eye. Hey Colin, do you have a good microphone or are you just going to use that one?

Well, first of all, we're in the middle of a bit about I was saving the fans. I can't hear you because of your microphone keeps cutting out. I don't know why. Because you're not using the good microphone. You're using your microphone. Nope, it's not on. Hold on, it is a good mic. Wait, it's not on.

That's no not the one you're using. Yeah, I mean, and it's so funny, because in the chat someone did write, where is it? Where is it? If Colin G had his camera microphone microphone working this should be a good one it should be good hold on

I'm on I see what happened hold on yeah here we go we're ready yeah sorry guys oh there we go got it better right?

working is it better? Mosch there we go much better better Got it? Better, right? Working. Is it better? Much better. There we go. Much better. Better. I think I would be the father in the cast. Colin would be the son.

Colin would be the son. Yeah, you know. Yeah, no, you would be the son in Colin would be the dad. I'm the son. Yeah. Yeah. Why am I the son? Can you just

aren't me? Sunny, actually, you would be moira, I think. Who? Who moira? You would be the mom. How about the baby's name? Roland Mora shits. That's the only way.

That's the only reason that show wasn't big when it came out. It's such a hacky name. Shit's Creek that turned a lot of people like me off from it before I watched it. I think what's your name? What's the girl with mom's name? Catherine, a hero. Catherine, a hero I've never really knew. I've only known her from.

I'm not. Beto. Let me say it stupid stop talking over me Will you tack up a talking over you how was the fact that I made what I though was an interesting statement and you go You know the mother you just changed the subject You're not a good host. You're not a good host. What, you're a good host. You're not a good host.

Yeah, you're not a good host. You're not a good host. You're not a good host. You're not a good host. You're not a good host. You're not a good host. You're not a good host. You're not a good host.

You're not a good host. You're not a good host. You're not a good host. You I'm a bad host. Yeah, but you just not only interrupt you changed. I have to stop. Go for it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're not asking me. You know riffing bit. Then we I brought up some of the interesting boy you changed the subject.

Whatever you want to talk about. Catherine or Harrah. It's been around for a hundred years. And then Gabby says something and you go you can't be off. You because. You. I'm. I'm.

I'm. I'm. All right. I don't care. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to.

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from me? When I said, first of all, let's be real. Yeah, let's be real. Let's be real. If it wasn't for Gabby, the show wouldn't have to be on Zoom. It could just be fucking audio. Right? Are you making a physical reference towards me? Towards her. I'm saying she's the only attractive one on the show ever. I know. First of all, I find myself very attractive

to a certain group. What's a group you think any woman with freckles on a chest Anyone that wears a blouse and any guy with a black shirt with white lettering on it is Think sound very fucking attractive, okay. Second of all, the point is, forget about right now, whatever thing you have going with Gabby. What I'm trying to tell you is, when I come on the show and I bring up a,

first we were at a rift, it wasn't fucking genius, but it was something, and then you're like, I'm gonna save the fans. Don't try to save the fans from my comedy second of all Second of all then I brought up a point No, Catherine I've never knew who she was before of course she didn't I did Okay, yeah, because you've been around since the 50s. Okay, she's your fucking contemporary. I don't know what it is. I knew her. I was trying to say something and I was like, I only knew her from. And then

Gabby goes Chicago cities or whatever the fuck she said. It's like, I'm getting the point out, but I can't she so I have that she had to say my thought before I got it out. but I can't, she's so, I have, eh, eh, eh, that she had to say my thought before I got it out. And I don't like that. But- I'll just sit here quietly. No, you could talk, just don't guess what I'm gonna say. He wants to get a talk, he wants it to be like,

one of those like, you know, those movies that are out now with it in the 18th century where everyone's politely Accepted everybody else hasn't be like this excuse me. I'd like to interject at this point. Yes When you finish If you want go ahead Nothing to say no that's not that call it first of all you are such a phony, okay? Because I knew you're the typical just siding with a Gabby, just a cyber Gabby. You should be siding with me,

because if you're waiting. Why is it not ready? If yeah, exactly, white nighting. Listen, if you, if you, if you, if no, what up microphone, thanks. Just microphone, perfect, I can't hear you. Can I get you a mic? I can't hear you.

Is it coming in and out? Much? No. No, that's your speaker. Oh yeah. No, this is a bush like this. We need to, no. Much, you won't even pay attention.

You're not the shoulder. You're not the shoulder. All right, listen, listen. Listen, I'm telling you right now, the point of the thing with Gabby is that she does these things to me like a little sister where I'm trying to forward a thought and give you the information and she guesses my sentence and I'm about to say my sentence and she's like, no, no, it's like let me say it. Fine. If you ask nicely.

Yeah. Oh, God. She's definitely the daughter. So, yes, we love to to treat that's what we were. My problem is this is that I didn't understand how talented this, what's your name? Kathleen O'Hara. Catherine O'Hara. All right, both of you act like your best friends with this broad.

You literally asked what's her name and then we said her name. Yeah, but it's yeah, no, you said it with fucking tone. You're crazy. You're on your period. You said when you said it, I went catholic and you went, Katharineau, Harrod dummy. That's what you said. The problem with the reason why Bobby is because you said Catalino, Hera. Yeah, I know. They corrected me. Like I, and literally said, stoop it in the word without saying that's because you're dumb. And because you, like, you're like, you're a The matter of hell. Sorry. Sorry. Hold on. So let's go on. Kathleen O'Hara, what about it?

Ha, ha, ha. I, you know, the fact I didn't even talk about it now. But I'm saying is that I only knew her from Gabby. Let me get it out from home alone. And I didn't know she was such an amazing comic actress until I saw this. Yeah, I know her from that face where she was actually kind of cute in a mom way. I mean, now, you know, whatever, but she's amazing, like an amazing actress to be the juice, too, I guess. But that's, you know what I mean?

She wears the same outfits that she wore on Beetlejuice and shit's creaked, by the way. That's so true. She was on second city, SCTV, which is this shows SCTV was so funny that when it came out, I'm the only one older than five years. We was, we was, we just watched Saturday Night Live and Saturday Night Live is on for a couple of years.

And then everybody was like, Saturday Night Live was like, God, SCTV came out and everybody was like, this shows so much funnier than SNL. And SNL let it speak. SCTV was horror, Eugene Levy, the father. She's like, I remember Andrew Martin, Martin Shor, John Candy, all those people at Rick Barrier. They need, and Catherine Harrow was so funny, the whole cast was brilliant on that show. Yeah, I don't know if I'm,

I never really got into Canadian comedy like that. This is not like Canadian comedy. I know what you said. This is really, if you watch, you cry. It's all based on a shitty TV station in Canada, and they will play different characters in the town. The whole series is your catch's town, but it will be as 20 characters.

It's hilarious. Yeah, I didn't, I don't remember. I never watched it, but I, and I know about it. I know what John Candy and all these guys came from. Martin Short, I like Martin Short, but he never really did it for me. You know that character Glick I guess maybe I should rewatch that now that I'm older. I don't know if something happened to me But now I probably should go back and rewatch this because this shit those two beer guys never did it to me I mean, I like John

Yeah, the big guys are not the big. Right. Yeah. But more than sure, it's hilarious. I mean, you know, he's hilarious. You like Jimmy Glick, whatever his name is? I liked it when it first came out. Now I'm over it, but at the time I liked it. I never liked it.

Never got into it. And that's why I never even thought about this show. And then I wound up liked it. Never got into it. And that's why I never even thought about this show and then I wound up watching it. Someone told me to watch it and I was like, this is fucking hilarious. Is that it? Is it because I'm getting older maybe? Maybe, maybe my comedy taste buds have changed

and dulled a little bit. Maybe Canadian stuff appeases me now? I don't know. But I find it so. Let me get this straight. You're saying your taste buds dulled so they could become my comedy text. That's what you just said. That's what you just said. What's going on? You can lose. I don't know. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait That whole Canadian thing was as funny as SNL I never got into I never got into fucking

What is that shit the English motherfuckers to no? No, I like it's in the home Monty Python never I never really did it. I mean I know look You're in a conversation people go Monty Paul. That's great. Yeah, I know what you're supposed to say, but if you really break it down, I don't, I, none of that shit really stuck to me. But maybe the guy with the, I need a bucket, that guy. And I never, none of that shit really stuck to me. I mean, even Benny Hill, which I used to like, but if you watch it now, it's a little fucking cornyny if you ask me, right?

Well, but comparing Benny Hill to Second City and my depot that is absurd now You just you just changed Second City I know you will like it. I know if you watch Second City and watch it understanding this is all a town with all these people doing different characters and you see Johnny LaRue just do me one favor on YouTube putting Johnny LaRue, John Candy is Johnny LaRue and then We'll talk about it later because I you were you were a little kid you were eight years old. I never came out I was on the internet. I mean I never watched comedy, even in my teens,

and in my 20s, I was doing comedy. I never watched TV shows. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I was at home at night watching shows and getting into shit. I was out doing shows. I never really, you know what I mean? I never got into you with Chase and Tail and being the dirtbag with it. Yes, I was out doing shows. I never really, you know what I mean? I never got into you with Chase and Tail

and being a dirtbag with it. Yes, I was. I was. I was being a pussy. I like it. I like the kids pictures. Fucking Francis from Puyo. Yes.

Much, did you hear Colin? Well, you're still reading the paper. I'm really looking. I'm the paper. What's your name? I have a clue. I have a lot of loot right now. I'm just saying, and first of all, Gabby. Yeah. I swear to God, it really does remind me of Gabby, the show I kept thinking of Gabby as

the daughter. I mean, of course, it enhanced, you know what I mean? But you just exactly, you think of the dad, the mom, the brother, the sister. If you lost everything and want to, in a shitty Jersey shore motel during the summers that your dad bought as a shits and giggles for John Bon Jovi once. I would be a great. That is so a threat. I'm more of the son than the daughter.

Really? Yeah. Maybe, maybe. My brother is the daughter. Hey, let me ask you a question. Colin, what's that character's name again? Johnny LaRue. Johnny LaRue is now, is that a,

is that like a forbidden character? Like it's hard to find? You know, now it is, I wouldn't be the part. What's that? Mosh. I'm having trouble with YouTube right now. I'm sorry, Bobby. That's okay. Just just just communicate. I was just waiting on you. Um, anyways, yeah he is. He's having

I was genuine. Yeah, I feel like I'm doing this show on a fucking CB radio. Um, who is the rule? All right. Oh, okay. Great. Thanks much. Anyways, you're right. I was awesome. So funny. I can't.'t I mean what was I thinking the sound wasn't gonna be there I'm sorry and LaRou is he's the guy in town it runs all the shady operation with LaRou required for limited budgets with chef Johnny LaRou I'm Johnny LaRou, as you already know. You know, today's show is gonna be a little different.

I've been reading the newspaper recently, and I found out. There's some poor people out there in the world. People on welfare and disability. I don't know what it is. I guess you just can't afford to cook what I'm cooking on my show. And I want to help you out as much as I can because I'm a friend of yours. You know that. All right. Well, okay, let's get right to today's recipe. I'm looking on my show and I want to help you out as much as I can because I'm a friend of yours. You know that? Alright.

Well, okay, let's get right to today's recipe. It's a little thing I call Tabby Surprise Casero. Now, I use a little thing called Pond Whiskers. Okay, you're gonna say this is a Johnny the real product. He's plugging his own products. I'm not. It's just real good stuff. Okay, now the ingredients you need. You need some ketchup, some water, some bread crumbs, you can steal them from the pickles in the park, where you're gonna get the brass probably,

because that's probably where you're living these days. All right, you need some salt and pepper, you can shop with all this stuff if you want, just don't tell them where you got that idea from. Okay, let's get down to it now. You got a couple cans of cat food, you're throwing on a preheated skillet in here, all right? Just throw that stuff. Throw it. All right? Just throw it in there. Just mix it in there.

I'm gonna lock up all those flammable juices in there. Even keep these delicious too. You'd probably use them for bowls later on. All right. Now the rest of this stuff here, you get some ketchup. You just throw it on there like that It probably Throw them in there. Oh, yeah, the water When did you leave I was actually watching and I didn't even see you leave for a committee effect Okay, you got all right God I mean cool. I don't know what to say can we shut this off much? Yeah, I don't know what to tell you

You're not How about tell me this tell me you can watch Richard prior jumping in in this situation and you're not gonna laugh go home and watch an episode Richard prior I'm saying you can watch anything hilarious and go. Oh yeah. When it's not going to work in this situation, it would add to fucking be a miracle one minute of, you know, and out of context show probably in the fourth season when they were doing that fucking track.

If I'm going to park and get the bread crumbs from the pigeons and they put in a laugh track. I mean, look. Does it? All right, whatever. I'm not gonna sit here and talk about this like you watched the show, watch an episode of Second City TV, not one minute of a cooking show. You're the one who said, bring up Johnny LaRue. I mentioned Johnny Leroux. I didn't think he was gonna bring you with him. You said go listen. You said go watch a clip of Johnny Leroux. I told you to watch it. Not to sit here. Huh? Okay. All right. Okay. You take watch it later. I did. No, I got, I mean, we're gonna have to go back and watch this podcast later to see if you said that. I'm pretty sure you said bring up a clip of Johnny LaRue. No, I know it.

So, so, so what you're saying, Colin on FCTV, I do agree it was better than SNL at that time. Also because the sketches would be like two or three minutes, they wouldn't drag on for ten. So, it was a great show. I'm going to watch it tonight. I'm going to watch. What is it called again? Second City TV. Second City TV. I'm going to watch it. I'm going to check it out and I'm going to give my full review next week. I mean, that's sarcastic. Oh, is that real? No, that's how it should be. Because I never got into this stuff and I find this, this shit's creek show, this is why, why do you like shit's creek? And then I'll tell you what, and then I'll tell you before Gabby

guesses. I wasn't even, I was looking down. Yeah, well, Gabby. Gabby, you're like, it's Creek. What? What? I mean, literally a parker or a shizoula, listen in what I'm not a parker or she's yapping over me because you killed that spirit with your opening critique. Yeah, you're killing my spirit every day. Every time I come to this podcast, you're killing my spirit every day. Every time I come to this podcast, you're killing my spirit.

I was having a good feel. Okay, all right, Gabby, I apologize. Okay, is that make you feel the, you victim? I apologize. No, no, no, no, I don't take your apology. I'm sorry, I apologize. I apologize, I apologize. I apologize for the victim statement

that was wrong of me to do. Okay, what about the original apology? I apologize for the original, uh, break for killing your spirit. Please, please, I select that. I select that for me, Bush. Okay. I am posting that everywhere. Oh my God. Okay. Now, what why do you like shits Creek? What is it about? I like it. Well, I watched the first pilot a thousand times and I couldn't get into it. And then I finally, during the pandemic was like, don't be just watch this thing. And I feel like it's such a hack premise, and some of the lines are even hack, but then the acting and characters are so good

that it, like they each individually are so strong that it blows it out of the water for me. But it is like, it's like, oh, a rich family, the rich daughter, the rich son, like it's a, I don't know how they pull it off. What about you, Quinn? Yeah, I agree. I mean, it's it's whatever it's those individual characters that just keep you coming back, you know, and by the way, by the middle of the third season, I was like, uh, it started to annoy me a little

bit. But for the first two and a half years, I was like, the show is just, it is typical. You know, when it first had the premise, I was like, quote, shit's creak the town. Give me a break. But for some reason, those actors and their relationships with each other just makes it unique. I think it's the characters that they created, but it's also they save the characters every episode from being totally shitty people. You know what I mean? At some point, it's all falling apart or they're doing something so fucked up and then they stay just before you like,

fuck these guys, they do something that makes you like, ah, as fuck, you know what I mean? Yeah. The son, the daughter, you know, the father, I mean, the father, not as much, but I never understood how, I mean, she, she amazes me because every episode within the first scene with her, she always says a word really weird, right?

When she goes, you know, a sanda, you know what I mean? She'll take a word like someone's name like Sandy and just go and thunder Every fucking episode Yeah, it's a word and just in a hands is it with some bullshit and for no reason It's that's what it is. It's not even the writing. It's the acting that is the best part. Yeah. And the daughter's hands as it act to act and do that to be always. Your hands always are a whole literally different people that are in the scene doing. I mean, it's crazy to me. Fucking crazy.

And I know, and the fact that Eugene is his name, Eugene, what's his name? Lovey, lovey. Lovey, lovey. Eugene, lovey, and his son is David. What's his name? His son's name. David, and then the daughter is Twila in the restaurant.

The daughter is Twila. That's his Eugene, lovey's daughter. Oh, she's a lovey or leavey on him. that must be so bummed out. She couldn't book the hot daughter. She's bad at acting She's the worst character. I Like her. I like everybody else too. The only one I don't like which is which not you like I don't like Stevie Stevie Of course you don't why would you like a fucking local Jersey type of girl?

of course you don't. Why would you like a fucking local Jersey type of girl? No, she's bad at acting. She's still going up. What are you fucking talking about? Shut up. I'm saying stuff. That's what I do on the show. All right. What do you think we're on a fucking political show? What are you talking? Are you making fun of me? Yes. That's what the show is. You fucking asshole. Sorry. And I'm not apologize for that one.

Apologize for killing my my spirit again and again. I Think Steve he's great I Rollin You know like I mean he's he's funny. He's a funny guy He's funny. He but the first couple episodes with the fake stomach. I didn't like that. The fake. Yeah, once they got rid of that, I was like, I like him again, because I like him and shit. I do like him. Yeah.

I like, I like the fact that he's, you know, he's sitting on the bed and then he goes to take a shit in their room. If you pick any other room, he just goes in there. What's his name again? Chris Elliott. I am so not good with people's names, dude. I am so bad. I don't know any of that shit. I don't know stats. I don't need fucking names and people in this business. I feel like people in this business who do well know everybody's name and their con bolotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos,

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Just get coffee, talk to everybody, it's so great to watch. Oh, you know, they're like everybody. Like I know, like I remember you know, I'm sat in like extras with no directors, you know what I mean? And they would know, like I remember you know, I'm set and like extras with no directors. You know what I mean? And they would know everybody. They would know fucking P.A. Isn't shit. I couldn't remember anybody's name.

Thank God for the fucking, Hey, buddy and pal and sweetie and this. Cause I'd be fucked. I just can't do it. You ever go over the, you know, when they hand out the call sheets and you're in your trailer, trying to remember names of people. How about this is that the last TV show is on. I had to, I finally, after 20-something years in the business, went to one of the actors on Sex,

Jackson, Rock, and Roll. And hey, can you show me what all this shit means? I don't know. I don't know what all this shit means. He's like, well, this means your number five, your five on the call sheet. Yeah. And it's his number one.

I was like, oh, those numbers mean something? Yeah, that means your number five that you're the fifth most important person on this set. Right, right. No shit. And I go, what number you? He goes six. And then they yeah, they showed me the scene we're doing. I mean, I didn't even understand the script shit. He, the pink script, the blue script, the fact, and he actually, Johnny L's taught me all that shit.

Change his hair. The people, and on the big ones, like, Sanla movies, there's the people, you're like, that person's like, no, they're not in town. They're still on, that they're not gonna be here. You know what I mean? And then the other people are at the hotel. They're not shooting today, but they're at the hotel.

And other people are out of town. They're not coming in. Yes. Fuckin' it's fun. It is fun. I must be in on a set so much, you know, I actually got to do a voice over thing yesterday that I did for Faleery. He's doing a this thing for the Super Bowl. It's coming out this weekend actually dogs playing poker

So I got to be one of the voices which was great, but the only the only voice I could ever book is me You know because I actually went in. I had a little character. I was gonna do like not just be you I think now we're good with that just just do you. I was like alright. Alright. I'm gonna get you. Yeah. I'm at auditions like that where I'm like, hey, when it is getting like none of just don't do that. You're like alright. Alright, I worked on it. Yep. I would love to get a cartoon animation. That'd be the best gig ever. Oh my god yeah. You can do it. Yeah, you can do it from home. But like they I went to a studio up in Katona, 20 minutes from my house. This dude has a house and back of his house that he made

into this insane studio. You pull up. There's a kid waiting for you that you go in the thing. There's water. There's all kinds of fruit. It's all, you know, COVID clean, you get everything. Everybody's on the screen. They have all the stuff where they treat you like a fucking movie star. And then you just, you know, I did like, you know, three or four lines. It was, it was just crazy. It's like the best. It's so fun.

Yeah. You know, me, I don't like that kind of shit, but I wrote a cartoon like 22 years ago, and because NBC when I was at SNL, I wrote this cartoon called The Lion, and it was all about all the animals, it was like an immigration show with animals coming. You know what I mean? So the lion, everybody's new to society, and you know, it was funny. But they were like, we wanted to be more like, like they were trying to make it like the Simpsons, was the only big animated show.

And it's like, wow, what a note. You wanted to be like the Simpsons? The only popular show at that time, Jesus. What an original thought. So it didn't really work out, but I still got it, the lion. Maybe we should do a reading of it sometime on the podcast.

Can we please do a reading of the lion on the YKWD Please that would be so fun. It's funny. I I It's not gonna be when you think it's gonna be which is everyone trashing my writing. It's gonna be funny No, I don't want to do that. I don't want trasher writing and I'll make sure I tell Vos to fucking not do that Vos is gonna read Yes Yeah, I can't wait. Yes Why would that's why she hates that's why she hates Stevie because that's something Stevie would have said

Yeah, exactly exactly and she she she, she went, oh my god, boss is going to read. Boss is going to read. No, that's not all. That's that's Stevie does the other one. Um, all right, let's, can we, can we do that? I definitely want to do that. That would be a fucking great. We should do it live. Throw it out on the YouTube live. No, I don't want my script to be out there. They still might make it.

I'm pretty sure they did. I think it was called the Lion King. Listen, this is totally different. Sure. Right. Great. I want boys to play the lion. What?

I think you should audition for the lion. He has the same mane as a lion. Unless the lion is like the one on the Wizard of Oz, I don't think he should get it. But he's got that same kind of half Jerry Curl Mullet that voice has. So your lion has mange. But he's got that same kind of half Jerry curl Mullet that voice house So so you you a lion has mange

Stop and solely voice that he won't do it. Oh You create you mind watching love to do it. You are gonna do a say lead and call him Lord He'll fucking do anything. Who's a warrant? A warrant bomb. Yeah. Lloyd Gabby. He's a working guy. You heard about him getting a lot of parts. A lot of parts you play, Gabby. You play the girl. There's a girl.

I think her name is Cheryl. I think I was. She is. She's going to be a lot of Cheryl. By the way, you look like you look like the Cheryl that married Malcolm Michael and then dumped him when he stopped doing coke. I know. Yeah. What about what about, um, uh,

who else does this? We just attack each other like randomly all the time. Chris is talking. Can I just say something? This is why all the podcasts in LA are successful and none of like ours aren't. We never get to the the full out of orbit because we're so mean to each other. I was in a nervous process and the real good podcast the other day and it was so informative It's so yeah, what the us our side attacks just a throw away attacks would be in any of the podcast Way do you hear what this person said it was total scandalous controversial how they said this and those are the throw waves Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't think that even what we would maybe talk about that.

What? Call me and he goes, now I'm a Lord and late the other day with that Lord, you know, he's got that Lord thing. You know, he became a Lord. It infuriates me. I said, Lord, oh, you didn't know about that. He got a certificate where you buy one square foot of land in Scotland. And now he's a Lord and Bonnie's a lady.

Gabby's family owns a castle in Scotland. So she doesn't know about that. How they don't? I call them Lord of the flyovers. It's a new person. They're the Lord of the flies. But I just couldn't believe I go voice. He goes, so I'll address me as well and I go this is the most suburban adult move I've ever seen in my life. Just a cheese ball. I said I just want to see the I said I want you to take pictures of every frozen smile

or for the people to come over and politely try to laugh at you stupid plaque saying you're a little bit greedy. Because that's all it's good for. Get a load of this. What is it? A fucking conversation piece in your hallway? He cocksucker. He hung it up like a fucking diploma. He hung up.

He hung up. It's just sitting there. Oh, he really is just a fucking sucker. He's a god damn thing to happen. Many more jackass. Yeah. He really is. He should own a time share in fucking Bermuda. Literally, how many times is he going to be like, you have to call this one lady when he has visitors by his house. It's going to be horrifying. Yeah, I wonder what he's going to do with those when Bonnie leaves and they're just hanging on the wall and he has to take, he has to take four of them off. That could be, that could be actually a good short film called When Bonnie Leaves. We just predict what we think of it all the time.

When Bonnie Leaves, and it starts out, it starts out with them meeting at the seller on last comic standings, and then I'm just doing their podcast now. Their podcast, by the way, is one of the funniest fucking podcasts. I don't know why I really want to spend the next year making that the biggest podcast ever. I just don't get white people. What's going on? Yeah. Only he's crazy and she's George. It's so funny. She attacks him and prods him for 45 minutes to an hour. And he finally, every once in a while, we get him snapping. And then she just apologizes immediately.

Yeah. And it's over. And it's like, well, she's, I I didn't try to, the first thing that show needs and the makeover is you gotta get like a decent acoustic, like I'm sure you're falling in front, like a good solid acoustic guitar rack to write when Bonnie leaves like a song. And then that could be a-

Oh, like a old folk song. It's like a sailor tune, you know what I mean? I was hoping for like a Ryan Adams kind of, you know, uh, Redmond leaves. I'll show you. I'm going through, but you should write that. You know, Gabby can sing, right? Gabby should be on this podcast.

People don't understand. People don't understand that Gabby can sing. She's an actress. She edits. She does she does a ton of shit and Yet she's here every week for a couple of white That's a comedian person some people are just obsessed with that in and I mean with I have to do it Yeah, and you could sing huh? If I could sing If I if I was born with a gift to sing I

Never would have stepped on a stage with if I was on stage of the microphone. I'd be singing and somebody goes, Hey, I go Please don't fucking jump around Yeah, it's so true, dude. If I could sing, I'm fucking banned. I literally can't. The moment I started doing comedy, I can't even sing anymore. Because it's so serious, I can't do it. I feel so dumb singing now because it's so serious.

I'm so scared. I saw this thing. I'm so gay. I saw his steak. I'm telling you. Wait a minute. I should have sang on Instagram, dude. She can sing like a mother fuck and play the piano and play the guitar. Do you listen? Listen, you know.

What? It's a. What? I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest.

I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest.

I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be honest time I was in Boston and I sold out the Wilbur and at the end of my set I went I went thank you good night. I love you all for coming out here and supporting me and I saw one guy's face go like

you're like you're comic you're fucking clear. I was like I love you all for supporting me all these years. It means the world. I started to go, all right, relax. God, damn it. Why don't you be like, Gabby, be like Joe Jackson. Joe Jackson used to be like this singer guy from the early 80s. It was pretty big, you know.

And he used to bust bowls in between each of his songs. And just insult, he was like an insult comic but he's like a famous singer-songwriter from the late 70s, early 80s. But he'd just be like, I'd just be trashing people the whole time. In between serious songs? Springsteen tries to be funny. I think being funny is cooler than being a singer. I think that we should have somebody should have commented on my spring steam trying to be funny thing. Yeah, well, let me tell you something. What do you mean?

She goes spring steam blows. From that's from first hand something. That's what she was 13 and she went over Bruce's fucking backyard for a picnic and he sucked. No, that's the that's the group circle prayer steam blows. Good show you guys. 45 minutes. All right, relax. Well, everybody, we, uh, we're getting back into this. We're going to do the extra 10 today with Colin Quinn. If you're a member of Patreon, you guys will hang out. I want to talk to Colin Quinn in the extra 10 today about a fucked up show that he got me involved in called The Dogs of Berlin.

So the extra 10 will be spending talk about that. If you're a member of Patreon, you get the extra 10 patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. It's right up on the screen right underneath me right about now Moosh put down the paper and there it is and I love the visual of Moosh just reading a paper like it's the But other than that yeah, we're getting back into this it's it's been a Fucking hell of a two weeks to be honest. We did this vacation, this Christmas, I'm usually, I've worked my ass off. I'm, I need it, I'm tired. And I'm like, oh, good, thank God, and I got the Christmas.

And I'm usually doing a New Year's gig, and I'm all fucking uptight and nervous about it. And this year, it went by like a seven months, that's two weeks. Every day home, I love my family, I love my kid, I love being around, but it was the same thing every day sitting in the chair. I ate, I fucking said, fuck the diet.

I mean, Jesus, my ankles are swollen, my socks hurt at night. I mean, it's a, I mean, I fucking said fuck the diet. I mean Jesus my ankles are swollen my socks hurt at night. I mean it's a fire. I mean Colin I was sending Quinn photos of the food. Oh it looked delicious man. Jesus Christ. Somebody is just gonna laugh because my socks are swollen too. My ankles are I saw it. I saw it. It's a tight because of the salt. Yeah. Salt and the fucking thing. And here's the thing is when Dawn knows that I'm off the diet, she goes fucking nuts.

I mean, nuts. And I was sent, look, I mean, look, she made fuck. She made homemade honey buns. I saw that. I mean, and I put the honey buns on top of ice cream. Yeah. She made this. She made this. Look at this fucking thing. Look at this. Yeah. You see that? Look at that. That's a cake. That's a cake. I mean that's like that's like a massive donut. Yeah. She made that. That thing went down in a fucking half a day.

It's, but I'm back on it Monday, kind of, even though I sat in a parking lot after that fucking, uh, that voice over gig and, uh, yelping dumplings and ramen for 48 minutes, like I was looking for a hooker. I was living on my phone. We're hooker. I was looking for dumplings. Trying to find a big dumpling. Thank God I didn't find it, because I was gonna go nuts. I was going to a dumpling house or a ramen house. I don't know, stuff my fat belly yesterday. But I did.

The people who are lower than themselves have a restaurant like that. The people who are growing yesterday. I did. Katona would lower themselves have a restaurant like that. Katona. Katona. Katona only is like one like old colonial restaurant where you have to eat on the porch. Yes. And the old lesbian who's got a bun in her hair comes out and tells you, yes, I bought this place in 1976. And we decided to open a restaurant. I thought it's great.

It's great. It used to be a hardware store. Before that, it was a brothel. Now we've sent a wine, cheese, and chicken salad sandwiches. They don't let you order. They just tell you, today we're serving duck kind of feet. And you're like, what the fuck is that? It's true.

Every small town that is on its coming up has that lesbian, Dele. Yep. The high end Dele with some type of merch, some type of wine, some type of cheese, and then the most amazing sandwich you'd ever have. We can't find only in Indonesia. Can you find those potato chips? Yes. Yes. We have the salty pepper chip and the pickle chive ruffled potato chip. Pickle chips, pick them up by the way. Fucking greatest thing ever invented. There's still a lot of

Gabby. What do you got? Gabby, make sure you follow Gabby at at Gabby is Brian on Instagram and Twitter I'm doing a monthly sometimes by monthly comedy newsletter which is just comedic essays I released you could sign up for that with a link in my bio and and that's it stop you're you're harassing my spirit so and uh... she's uh... on a bash podcast on a bash podcast. On a bash podcast. Yeah, she has a thing. She'd like you to go back in time and read things. Yeah, and Colin loves it. Love it. Look at him. He's like, yeah, read, read. Readings very good. Yeah, what do you got? I'll say my advice to Gabby in the form of a red fox joke.

Red fox is to have a joke where he goes, my wife is ugly, but she sings like an angel, but she's so ugly. He goes, some morning, I wake up, she's lying next to me, sleeping. I just look over and out, I look at her face, phase I go sing something goddamn Okay, I'm quitting comedy and I'm releasing an album at the end of this one. Thank you. Thank you so much

And I'm doing soul Joes on the I just booked it it today. Soul Joes out in a rather ferd, wherever the fuck it is. On the 23rd. Where is it? It sounds like where the first person is in Pennsylvania. Yeah, but where in Pennsylvania is everybody now? January 23rd. There you go. It's gonna be up on my thing.

Soul Joes, I'll put it up. Just booked it. I can't wait. I hope you guys can make it. And mush, what do you got besides a cute round head? Well, all man, that might be Swaras and I do a Mandalorian recap show with Greg Stone. Fat J.C. said Red Fox also said you got to wash your ass. Unhelpful. Yeah, it's unhelpful. And the Wall Street theater I'm doing my pay per view on January 30th all around the world. You can buy a ticket, watch it from the comfort of your own

home in Ireland, Bangladesh, Africa, Australia, Canada, even fucking Antarctica, if you have internet, you can watch me live from the Wall Street theater on the 30th. Make sure you check it out. Right now we're going into the extra 10 with Colin Quinn talking about the dogs of Berlin. So goodbye. You know what? European men are the hottest men. They're on sir. Yeah, and they can't win a war We

Famous from every fucking war that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about who's hotter European No, they'll cause pushies, okay? It might be a secure user or they're insecure. American men are not Pussies. We might be insecure, but we have a mother fucking men. No. European men, that's my type. I've got a dirty, uncircumcised fucking European men will dance and they don't, You're not scared of semen gay. They'll wear whatever they want. They'll wear gay. They're fucking bisexual.

Whatever, though, wear fashionable clothes. American men are so insecure that they have to act so manly all the time. Show me something we invented fashion. We invented fashion. What? You heard me. That is so wrong. I could scream for a thousand years.

Yeah, exactly. Melissa. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. We invented fashion. We invented fashion. What? You heard me. That is so wrong. I could scream for a thousand years. Yeah, exactly. Melissa, Gabby likes gay men. That's just say you like gay men. That's it.

I mean, yeah. You don't like men men. Yes, I do. I date men men. I've dated Republicans. Yeah, well then you know men men are fucking the shit. American men are the shit. Now look at I like European men, oh a hot English guy who's just like fucking hot.

I want to, so hot one of those teeth. It's fucking overlapping another tooth. What was the last time you were in London in 1890? They have dentists now. They don't all have busted tape and told God this anymore. They're normal people. They have Instagram. A lot of them do.

I don't know. I think you need to visit. I would put the ugliest American up against the ugliest English guy any day of the week. That's 100% true, but I'm talking about the hot. That's 100% true. I stand by. I would put the hottest American up against the hottest English guy any day of the week. No, English guy would win at no way, no way, because even David Beckham isn't perfect. Your Roblo is in his heyday perfect. You think, okay, Roblo is a day. Brad Pitt, stop. Brad Pitt.

I'll pause you. Okay. Hey, here. Brad Pitt in his hey day, even now smoke anybody in England. It's a don't even think about that's you know what? Yeah, but say it. Just say it. I'm right. A young Prince William was a fucking 10. Prince William can go fuck himself compared to Brad Pitt.

He was rocking the legends of the fall. Yeah, no, no, Brad, we're right. Brad is the hottest guy on the planet. In the world and he's American. Because we make the best everything. Cars, planes, feet. But he lives in Paris. Huh?

He lives in America. Because he's the, he's American. He can live anywhere the fuck he wants. I think French guys are rockin' hot too. Listen, French guys smell and they fucking shoot. That's so true. Yeah, they see. What do you mean, that shit?

Oh, they had bread and fucking coffee. I'm sick of cigarettes. Yeah, so yeah, when they make shit. Yeah, cuz all they had bread and fucking coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Yeah, so, yeah, Hugh Jackman's smoking. Oh my God, I used to have sex with this from time to, looks like Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt combined. Stop it, but still you're taking two American gorgeous guys, which are originals and making some weird fucking half-breed.

Hugh Jackman, yes, gorgeous now, but the first, oh, Wolverine fucking, and he's gay, so Hugh Jackman was not, was not even in the running, okay? Stereoids and age made him hot, but he's not back in the day, the first Wolverine, not hot.

First X-Men, no, there you go. Roblo was so hot. Roblo was fucking smoking in a 24-toned soda pot. Oh my god. Rock and hot. What about Johnny Depp and Gilbert Grape? How about Johnny Depp in anything before pirates was fucking you can't get more hotter than American guys American guys American guys we're the best we're not pussy's I wouldn't say where we might be a little bit secure you know why because American women want men want men. Don't dramatically pause and take a sip as if that would hit my heart. That was probably women out there who want men. I want men. You know what? My last boyfriend

looks like a murderer. You were so so much of a man. David Beckham is not hotter than Brad Pitt. Sarah get off of your fucking toilet. Sarah, I'm almost there with you. I think Brad Pitt is this hot and then David Beckham is like here. Listen, you're out of your mind. David Beckham, bring up David Beckham from when he was younger. We're not even talking about Australia men.

And David Beckham's teeth is shit. And there's no such thing as a good looking Australian not one You're sick I'm one Who all of the Hemsworth is is Chris Hemsworth's the war so we're okay, you have one his brother Liam a couple of years No, not the not that brother the other brother is rockin' hot. Yeah, first of all, you got some people.

Is it Hugh Jackman, Australian? Yeah, but he's not good looking. He wasn't when he was younger. We're talkin' Brad Pitt was good looking from the second we saw him in fuckin' Thalmer and Louise until now. Oh yeah, there we go. Yeah, that's David Ug ugly fuck face Beckham.

There's a good looking guy. Did you look for the ugliest photo of him of all time? No, that's David. Go to his, go to his Calvin Klein ad right now. How dare you pits on his career like that? After, after hairstylist, braces, makeup, tattoos. That's what Brad Pitt has. No, never.

Back in the day, bring a Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall. Please. Brad, bring a Brad Pitt Legends of the Fall. You listen, fuck all of you. I agree that Brad Pitt is the host. No, no, no, no. Anything. Yes.

And David Beckham's voice is fucked up. Thank you, obsessive fruit. He's a really an accent. Hugh Jackman is not a good looking guy. Go back in the day. No, I agree. You got legends of the fall Brad Pitt. Oh my god. He's so hot. I found a young picture of Brad Pitt. I want legends of the fall Brad Pitt legends of the fall image Google. That's all you have to do. It comes right up. I brought it up already.

I'll bring it up because I'll scratch it. Now I'm in the way. This is the fucking Brad Pitt is ridiculous too. Oh, he's so hot in thumb and Louise. That bitch is. They got Susan for random. That comes stinks. There you go.

Holy so hot in that scene. I mean, bring up another one. Is that you? Where's the better picture? I'll get it. Show us body, show us body. There you go. Holy so hot in that scene. I mean, bring up another one. Is that you? Where's the better picture? I'll get it. Show us body. Show us body.

Matt, much. There's a better. I know it's hard for you to look for a hot dude. There's that doesn't compute with you. Who are other. Hot Australians. Uh, there's none. There's fucking. That's not true. Oh, and uh, uh, uh, what's it called? Diary of a vampire? What the fuck?

Oh, fucking interview with a vampire with a vampire. My God. Right. Yeah, look at this motherfucker. We're out of white fucking share this shit. Yeah. So I'm just had it bring that back up mush Make that big make that big Listen I'm already making you fucking asshole. Oh, he's rockin hot Shut up, all right, we're not for not making this into some Show his son. He shut up. All right. We're not we're not making this into some

We've a talk. It's been 15 minutes. Russell Crowe is not good looking What do you want to look? Looking man, you can take that off much Russell Crowe you're out of your mind. You guys are all fucking nuts Okay You guys are all fucking nuts. Okay. Beckham is not a good looking guy. Harry Styles is hot. And he's in good shape. Harry Styles is okay. Okay, and he's not becoming a good looking man. Yes he is.

He's out because he's gay. He's dating Olivia Wilde, the most beautiful woman ever. Oh, I'm sorry. My apologize. Has any day you know that? I think it's my sexual He's dating a living a while. She's 10 years older than him and she's rockin hot Okay, I like I think he's a good looking guy But he first of all not doesn't even compare to any American we have so many good-looking American guys We blow the world away in good looks.

We set the fucking bar for what people should look like as perfect people, okay? I still think you've closed your eyes, you're hotter. English guys are not hotter. They're not, they're not, they're not. I've done well. I've proven my point. You have, you've got a hot and English guy, my god.

He was caught to you at the time. If you saw him right now, next to a hot American, you'd be like, I fucked up. I thought, he's all now. The accent makes you hotter. Ryan Reynolds gorgeous. Gorgeous. What? And funny. He's the best. But he was not hot when he was growing up. He's hot now. He was not hot. And what's that movie where he plays a waiter Van Wilder. No, yes, Van Wilde, he was hot. He was cute. No, what's the moon? He was in just friends He was not hot and then and uh What waiting? Waiting and waiting he was not hot. Let's just come in. Would you fucking idiot? I can't stand you just

No, no, I'm waiting to say the names. Oh Is it not called waiting? No, it is called waiting. Anyways, let's do the names. I'm sorry much. We're gonna go Thank you much. Sorry. Yeah Everyone watching live we are gonna be doing Catherine Kelly later on today at 7 p.m. Yes We've been caught in Kelly and of course you guys can watch all these shows live You know what dude you get the extra 10 you get to watch it live unedited and you also get

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