Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Comic Book Wedding Ring 

Episode Date: May 16, 2016

This week on YKWD: We have Mike Lawrence, Mark Normand, and Jaye McBride! Scopo and Deepu switch posts! We talk about the comedy festivals, the DC comic universe, and why chat room started ragging on Rogan. Plus, we break down Larry Wilmore's monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner as well as a recent set by Andrew Dice Clay on The Tonight Show. Watch / Listen and enjoy!  RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Bien. ¡Vuelvo a la fiesta de la fiesta de la fiesta! En la plana de burro. ¿Es que es una costa de fiesta? ¡Es fiesta de la fiesta! ¡No hay ningún ruso! ¿Qué es mi gas, hall? To the funniest podcast on the planet earth The Mike asshole I'm sure I've already said should I regret can I get a mic That was trying to keep it like a comic head I have what you guys on just us sitting down Sometimes it's hilarious sometimes

No directions. I love doing it Side to the coin The day my podcast is popular I might affect somebody's life. You never know Very catchy. Very catchy opening. Never gets old. Never does. Even when you come in and you're a little like, yes, mind up, you're a good show.

Just look around. That song, it's everybody fucking pooped up. There is that vibe in the air. This is going to be a slog. Well, it's going to be different for sure. There it is. There's the air. This is going to be a slog. Well it's going to be different for sure. Well there it is. There's the slog. Happy to be here. Poor sultan that's slog. The former and future producer. I don't know it's funny. All right we got we switched it up a little bit. Yeah. first of all, I you know, you know you know as a fucking

We switched it up. I'm you make me mad where I'm so mad on so many levels I I can't get through the levels of fucking anger. I have for scopo sometimes you talk wait What did I do so far? I literally didn't do anything because you're supposed to wait for me to go what you've done this show for three years No, no, the fuck. He said turn the volume. Are there three producers that you have as much dead weight as your actual body weight on a show? That is impressive.

For every guest, an intern. That was, wow. You had a ruined fucking pool of mics. Beautiful fat joke towards me. And the slam towards you fucking nothings. Yeah. Well, let me explain what's going on. D-Poo has been sitting behind this monitor.

He runs the video. I think it's important that everybody kind of gets a shot at that. So it keeps D-Poo dies in a Staten Island ferry massacre. Very different to have the Indian behind the computer. I like that change of pace. Yeah, if anybody you have seen the the tech support now, the only good Batman movie when they're two fair in case you know there's a ferry with a bunch of criminals. I think it might be a different story if it was real life and Deepu would deep

was over on the the he's at the table. He made the table. All right. In it for sure. It popped your cherry. It's not actually been very funny lately, and I just thought you should be over the table and dumb to the dumb, dumb, might fucking be able to do that. Well, I tell you, I felt a lot safer behind that monitor. Totally. You know, Deepu's been really funny lately,

and that frog can also sing. It's just whenever you show them to people, he stops. That was from Bug's money. I get it. Hello, my baby. All right, so let's open. You're missing a J-Fra? Yeah. So we actually flipped it up. So deep was at the table where Scopo usually sits in silence.

And Scopo, are you mad about that by the way? I sure it's like a thing just try not to fuck this up right now okay i will say i'm loving this extra thigh room of course we have the beautiful lorne kelly two point oh when's three come out uh... what you write for this i say we wait for the nine to come out and then buy the eight. Oh. I wrote too much. That's a tag.

I was gonna give it to you earlier, but I just deserve it. No, I'm not gonna get a lot of laughs because it's like not a shit to do. Are you originally from Hackistan? First of all, bomb dead. I don't want you to do not explain your fucking shit in this away. You always do that. Just take the head and shut your face. Well, you kind of rope in that I'm a cunt because I'm dead. Listen, I don't want you to do not explain your fucking shit in this way. You always do that. Just take the head and shut your face.

Well, you kind of rope in that I'm a cunt because I'm Indian. I'm afraid of that. No, we know. You're a cunt. Yeah, I'm fine with that. He's arranged for these jokes to not work. You're only here because you're Indian. I think diversity.

So, yeah, this show would just be a wipe-supremishish show. Yeah, imagine how much better Deepu would be if he was played by Fisher Stevens. Too smart. Too smart. I don't need any differences. I'm just laughing play. I listen, here's a deal. I fucking short circuit. It was a major success. It's just a Cal pen. Oh, but the point was that it was someone who wasn't any in that play-d in you.

Oh, yeah. Short circuit. She was a Bing Kingsley. I could have worked too. All right, so basically, I'm going to play. Yeah. Yeah. First time I fell asleep on my own show. Listen, take us around the right to die.

You guys want to play the song again? They're 25. Here we go. Here we go. Take us around the room. Take us around the room. All right, our first guest, T'Babi's left of me, we have Jay McBride, yeah, from Buffalo, hilarious comics. She's not from Albany, you're fucking all the oh my bad

I mean, there's really no difference He spent too much time on material to get the intro sir Yeah, I was told like 10 minutes before we're starting that I'm in this chair And you know no, I had no idea you knew I know I was Born sort of you know a couple weeks ago You know a couple weeks. No, this is a couple weeks. This is Tully's setup. This was Tully's setup. No, it's not.

You're in the chair. All right, well, I nailed the first guest, right? Only I was only off by like a hundred. Yeah, both of them. Shitty state. You just had one the wrong shitty place. Every time one of his jokes dies, they're reincarnated into something more beautiful.

No, about your culture. That last joke's going to be a frog one day. So she's. Wow. Right? Listen, I'm going by the last just gonna be a frog one day. Yeah, so Wow, right? I'm gonna switch you Man, I only pissed one inning Jesus, all right, I tell my jokes and then you do like this X-Nighter version of them and just ruin them You drinking little mini-diacos, it's like you're a monster.

This is all they had. You like John Goodman, monster zinc? Yeah, what are you fucking depot? Take him out. His character's name was Sully. Sully. I just saw the movie recently. So we got Jamie Bradge back from Albany.

We also have Mark Norman on the show I hang on I usually stay with some guests for a little bit. Let me do my thing. I've been doing All right, how you doing? I'm good. How's Albany? It's about the same great who's next? Yeah, you got the egg terrible Get the egg in Albany the egg beautiful place beautiful venue. Well, you may club is the comedy works Yes, which is, which is closed for the summer. So it's in Saratoga. So they have the new one in Saratoga. Right. So they do have, he still has a club. Tommy. But they have the funny bones.

Who runs a club? Who's a great guy? Big fucking guy. Big mother fucking. But a sweet guy, really, really good guy. He has a bunch of clubs. He has a bunch of businesses, which is, oh, you know, it's always what you want. You're fucking comedy club. Yeah. This isn't my main business. Oh, let's go.

I'm glad you're fucking. It's going to be here. I'd rather the person where the comedy club is like the last thing they're relying on than the person where the comedy club is all they're relying on. Because like that's the person that picks you up from the airport and tells you how much money you're losing. That's what you can for the right.

It's terrible. Yeah, like this guy's selling antique furniture and fucking phone booths from England. Yeah, he's making a million. Yeah, he's probably a shamb. Right. It's right below AM way for his finance. Does he do AM way? I think so, God, I hope not.

He's actually good. I actually got really mad at him. Last time I was there though, because I'm doing the show. I'm fucking, I love that club. Yeah. It's a fucking great club. The crowds are always great. Sometimes they can be a little drunk here and there, but they tell them to shut the fuck up. They're pretty good with that. Um, but he comes out in an hour. I'm on an hour and I'm

wrapping up. Yeah. But he comes out and he's a big fucking guy and he stands in the back of the room. Oh, with a key opens the kitchen door. So now a beam of light just appears in the back and he goes fucking, oh the wrap up. Game over the wraps and then like Keith Robinson, like get off motherfucker and then leaves. And I'm like, I fucking, I don't know what I was thinking. I lost it. I went in the back and I was looking up at him too.

That was a bad time when you're screaming at somebody. You realize that your neck hurts? Right, right. I was like, what the fuck am I? I don't fucking, I know what the fuck I'm doing. I know what an hour is. You don't fucking need to give me a fuck. And he went, he's like, you don't need to give me your big fat finger.

I go, yo. And then he goes, I'm sorry. I fucked up, but I was like, okay. You just immediately was like, I'm sorry. I fucked up, but I was like, okay. You just immediately was like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. I fucked up. And I was like, okay, and then I left,

and I was like, thank God that could have went with South. Just grabbed me by the neck. Just fucking dragged me down to the basement. But the worst towns of the best clubs, so the best crowds. Well, there's nothing to do there. There's no oysters. Yeah, I just nothing to do there. There's a lot of Acceses. Yeah, I just went I just went to Dr. Steve you guys all know Dr. Steve from weird medicine. He is in Tennessee the

Kingsport he brought me down he brought What's his name down last year Laurentine Jim Florentine and he told me about it. I was like dude. I love Dr. Steve I'll just come and he fucking paid me insane He puts the show on it's a sold out theater. Wow. I bring you the night before in the beautiful hotel He has this really cool woman that kind of fucking whatever you want You know she just drives you wherever you want picked up. We went out to dinner. I mean in saying show Uh-huh you're wherever you want, pick you up. We went out to dinner, I mean, insane show.

They had a bluegrass band going before me, which I was like, what the fuck is this? It was fucking great. And here's the greatest part. The bluegrass band goes up, they're unbelievable. Then they go, ladies and gentlemen, you see them on this, you see them on that? Robert Kelly, no opener, no middleer,

no fucking drinks, no food no food no fucking who's coming What better comics are coming in the next month that you fucked up and you came tonight? Yeah, it's just Robert Kelly And you go I did an hour and 20 and it was fucking great no check spot no fucking bullshit. It's a no spot for scopo It was he was in the bluegrass band He actually set up the bluegrass band. I move shitty very well. I think I love comedy that way. Show the fuck up. That's why I'm booking this fucking tour in these venues, these rock clubs.

Stand up venues. You walk, get up. I'm going to get like a local band or whoever to come in and play or something. I'll just throw music and then ladies and gentlemen, Robert Kelly, walk the fuck out. And get them going from the beginning. Hour and 10, hour and 12.

What other the fuck you wanted? No waitress, no burger, chicken wings. Fuck you. That's the thing, if you're a comic and you can get to the point where you can do that and work the theaters, there's no point in going back. But here's the thing you got the theaters which of course you know Amy and everybody and then you get the arenas like little cab and in Louis all these guys. Amy right? Amy's doing a

arenas now too. Okay but you got then you get the theaters which is great three thousand theaters. Yeah. But there's something else. These little two hundred theaters. Yes. Amazing.'re awesome. These little 200 ciders that can jam these people in on a fucking night, Tuesday, Wednesday, and then go do a club Friday Saturday. Yeah. And make a bunch of money, and but you walk the fuck out.

That's it, no bullshit. Everybody's there to see you, and they say your fucking name, and you do an hour. It was amazing So I loved it and I heard what Jimmy Carr does Jimmy Carr has no open he just shows a video He's a video of his jokes like some jokes written out which seems weird But it's actually really brilliant because you were reading it. You're paying attention

Pay attention you're getting the rhythm of the punch line exactly You're opening your you're opening yourself. You're only for yourself. Exactly. In a fucking very, in your focusing, everybody on the crowd too. Because when you go to movie theater, right? First of all, Mark Norman. Yeah, hey, good to be here.

Give it up for Mark Norman. All right. I'm sorry. I stepped in to your shows, you doing that. Mark Norman, everybody. Just got back from Moon Tower. Fiber call. Moon Tower and Melbourne.

Oh cool. Melbourne, how was the Moon Tower? Amazing. One of the best fest ever been due. It was great. It's a good crew. It's so well organized. Every show is packed, hot, crowd, great.

Yeah, I did it last year. It was really cool. It was really great. I have to party, met some ladies. Oh God, you're such a standing. But I think you're right. When you go into a club, right? And you, I mean, when you go to a movie and all of a sudden,

it's dead, it's quiet, you're sitting there, you're kind of finicking, looking on your phone, and all of a sudden, the shit starts happening, and you're focused on the screen, and they got you. They got you. You're listening, you're looking at the previews, or whatever the fuck they got to say, and then the show starts.

They literally focus everybody up, and then you watch the show, and then it's over and you fucking leave. I love that. Remember HBO? Remember an HBO movie called? I would have that swooping over the fake city. Remember that?

I remember that. I love that. Remember they actually made the city? Back then, because they didn't have CGI. They had to make a town. Little houses, little trees. Little fucking lights and shit that would go on and a car that would go,

that's how they made Armageddon, too, I think. Like the big action parts in Armageddon are all like little made cities. All the foreign countries they build up all the America states. Yeah, you mean Armageddon, the movie, when they went to an asteroid? Yeah.

They had CGI then. Did they make the fucking little tiny asteroid? It's like pebbles. Probably. I really can't stand you you they didn't make a little. Yeah, I swear to God. Anyways, look at it Can we introduce the next guest please? Oh, and lastly we have Mike Lawrence everybody I'm right for Amy Schumer show Larry's comic hilarious comic writer another festival favorite. They love you at festivals. That's nice. Right?

I think so, I do a few. I did, we were at Moontower last year. That, I did the three years in a row. The place is unbelievable. It's great, right? You know what, it really is like the different, because you get through that phase of being a comic where you're just happy to be anywhere

and then the second phase is, are they treating me right? And they treat you really fucking great there. Here's the problem I had last year. They had me closing every fucking show. I remember that, yeah. And I was like, okay, I think I was like a last minute thing, whatever, and I was like, whatever, the people who run it are cool.

You know what I mean? I kind of, everybody runs it as nice. They literally hired you to be an exclamation point. Well, it was like, okay, I get it. You know, I can close these fucking shows, whatever. But, you know, um, but it's kind of a compliment, but then you're annoyed too.

It's not a compliment when you let all these people go long. Like nobody controls anybody's time. That's you, yeah. And I put up with it for, and then it was like, you know, I'm sitting there, and I'm like, look, she I'm sitting there and I'm like look She just went fucking ten minutes over. Yeah, he did five. He's did ten now. It's fucking 130 in the morning I don't even get to go to the fucking after party because I'm waiting to go to fuck on and close your fucking show

Yeah, I got mad dude. I actually get yelled. I came back. I was like a fucking enough is enough because you know You give a fuck everybody else is doing because you know, you give a fuck, everybody else is doing their time. I'm doing my fucking time. It's like that's a big part of comedy you fucks. Sure. You know, it's like you can't expect, you want me there at eight o'clock.

I don't get to leave until one. Exactly. You gotta get through a half hour early, fuck you. It's like I was there a half hour early. I was, I was, I could have came an hour later. Yeah, of course. Literally, I could have came an hour and a half later. I still would have, two hours I was there waiting.

Once I used to show up 15 minutes before you're said, it's tough to like be there at the fucking beginning till the end of a show. Well, here's the thing, man. I get that people go over, but there should be somebody going like these mother Oh, nobody was lighting them. So it's like now you just kill in the room Now you got me going up against all odds. Yeah, I got to follow every new hot comic right in the in the

Everybody bringing their a game bringing their fucking a game the Mike Lawrence is the world I had a one it was 15 people on the world. Wow, dude, I had a fuck. I remember when it was 15 people on the show. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Remember how many people were on the shows? Yeah, it was crazy. They hadn't done that before, because that is literally how every LA show happens.

That's what I was going to say. Is that there isn't enough different stages. So whatever shows there are, they just overstuff them. Oh, dude. And the people run the light because they know they're not getting up anywhere else that night. So they're like, I have to get my fucking time in now. I was so mad, I was like, geez, you get me going

a blast one thing, but now it's fucking a fuck you after 15 people. And everybody blew the light. And now it's like, and then I remember like, there was somebody up front that was there to see somebody and some industry shit. And I go up at the end and I was just pissed and they got mad at me like fuck you. Uh-huh.

And I was like, go fuck yourself. It was just like, come on. Do you have that thing you probably are past this, but me and List were talking about this out. At festivals, we get more nervous than we do anywhere else because it's like industry, comedians and regular people watching you. That gets in my head more than anything for some reason. Not anymore because I don't, industry doesn't,

you know, industry's cool. Industry isn't on me, dude. I'm not, they never fucking liked me. I had a, really? No, I had a claw my way. I had to get like, you know, Robbie Pra. Yeah, yeah. I hadn't heard of this podcast till I was on it.

Thank you for adding some fucking funny to the show. Fucking saying, you're fucking participating. Well, you know, industry doesn't like me, dude. No, I mean, it's weird. Like, you know, there's people that the industry drools over as soon as they see them. And we're all like, what the fuck? Why does that guy get everything?

Deepu. Yeah. But then there's guys that, you know, it takes time and you build relationships and you get to know somebody and all he thought I was an asshole, but I'm not and he thought I was just, I thought she was a twat and she's not and then you become friendly with people and then they start using you

and then you don't have to worry about it because they're using you because they like you and they know you can do the fucking job, you know what I mean? I think every era has those people that are just picked as the guy, even before they're ready or whatever. It's like you're just fucking chosen. Yeah. And the rest of us have to accept that.

And you know, it's like you either get bitter or better, you know? Yeah, you have to get better. Yeah. Being better is just ridiculous. Because it's like, it's like, what's the fucking going to do? And what do you, what do you, you never, you know, it doesn't matter what you do. It doesn't matter how hard you work. You're never going to take that

guy's play. So that girl. Yeah. Well, the people that get the most better the ones who try to like apply logic and reason to a business that has none. Yeah. You know, there can, someone can start tomorrow and just be on TV in six months. That's just a way to, like they may have something that the industry fucking wants or needs. And that's it. That's it.

Yeah. It is fucking weird. I mean, it's like a magical place that literally dreams come true for some people. Now the people just have to sludge it out in Albany. It's funny because like, you know, I was just gonna say that. Have a guy fucking fat-fingered fucking owner. Whip his finger out of get you off the stage.

Any road comic that's been doing it like 40 years, you want to talk about better. They're the ones that are just like, I don't know, you know, they're doing the same fucking act. Right. You know, it's worse with those guys when they're not bitter. When they're just, when they're satisfied. This is great. I have three shirts lined up in the back, you see to my car. All these people look back at Eddie Murphy's, like the greatest fall time.

But I imagine when he was coming up, he's 18 on SNL. People are like, he's dressed as Gumpy. What the fuck is that voice? Like probably just angry and fear Yeah, same shit Pete. I just like that. I'm a dated tranny. Yeah. What's that? I just like that he dated trannies. I don't know about dated Do you know there was love in the equation? There's a more chip. It was a you know long courtship being in the transgender world

Do you know anything we should know? Oh, I just wasn't that a big thing. Come on, big talk. Come on, big talk. You guys talk. We're not like the Amish. We don't like that. We don't like that.

I'm being... Wait, are you trans? Yeah. Oh, thank God. Think of all the trans. I didn't know what was what, what was up, what was down. All right, thank God. He's like, I don't know what's making less sense. You are deep-oos jokes.

I didn't want to introduce her as trans, because I wanted to be like, she's just a person. I wanted to wait til I have to make outside. Right, after that. After that he ends getting moving. Deepo has a crush on you, I think. On half of you. Yeah.

Yeah. He's a real shaman on. He wanted us to find the twist on our own. Oh, right. I'm night What are you doing later Jay? You want to hang out? Oh Any white woman You have done rabbit just put it on my head like that. Turn that scarf into a newspy the end of it. We call it a turban Yeah, put it on my head. Yeah, turn that scarf into a noose by the end of the day.

We call that a turban. Yeah. Um, anyways. Look at it. Some day, some day, D.P. will transition into a comic. Oh, wow. Ooh. It's gonna be a lot of surgery.

It's gonna be a while. Yeah. Oh, man. He's still gonna look like a dude. I'm still kind of bummed that you didn't crush one of those Coke cans though when you finished it. You know, those tiny little cans. I would've just been under the giant.

Right. My glory and smash! I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills.

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I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. I'm not the one off the testosterone pills. Oh man. Oh man. This is Keith Robinson. We don't have a plug to do this, right? Oh jeez, stuck my dead weight. All right Keith, I'm doing my live podcast right now, the YKWD. How you doing? You're on the air. Yeah, what's up, man? You're on the air, we got around five people up in the studio.

What's happening? Oh you got people up in the studio. What's happening? Well four people and one scope oh That's Mike Lawrence What about what about what about comic book movies all the time fucking Judas What about Mark Norman Mark Norman shut up Next yeah, Jay McGride What about what about deep what about Deepu you You know Deepu? He knows me. Deepu was nice.

That's the only one I like. Yeah. There we go. That was the biggest insult to me in Mark, there's been. Right. Right. What about Scopo? What about Chris Scopo?

Don't you like Chris Scopo? No, it's just a two-wide. That's actually child-bearing. Yeah, that's good. Look, I'll talk to you later man. I'll talk to you later man. I'll call you back later. Take it easy. They turn your flashlight off. Yeah.

I'll turn your flashlight off. Remember that time you maybe called Keith to book the show and I called him and he told me he was busy and I didn't believe him. Yeah he's such an arrogant fox. He just hangs up on you. Yeah. He's looking at the whole building. He called Keith's drama didn't believe him. Yeah, he's such an arrogant fox. He just hangs up on you. Yeah, he's looking at her. He called Keith Roberts. Call Keith Roberts, he knows how he's show.

And he didn't believe he goes, I'm busy. What'd you say to him? No, I was like, okay, Keith, great. Okay, sorry, whatever. And then I called you. And I was like, he said he's busy, but I don't believe him. And then you and Keith ambush phone called me.

Yeah. Look at the fucking Hollywood depot here, man. He's with the only, you're the only one he complimented when you're talking shit on him. Whoa, fuck yeah. You should have asked to open for him. Yeah. Open for him, opening for one to six.

Right? That's a double open. Yeah. It's not my crowd, but I'll try it. Yeah, anyways, back to that, the festival thing. I love festivals, because it's the only time we get to hang out. Yes. Because we all become headliners at a certain point, not all of us.

Yeah. But most of us become headliners. And we don't ever see each other, ever. But on those festivals, like Moon Tower, you get to, and especially when it's Montreal, what a great town. Austin's a fucking kick ass town. I mean, I felt bad last year at Moon Tower.

I think, I wish I wish my agent. This is my problem, my agent. I wish he called me and said, look, you weren't on the festival, you're a last minute booking. So we're just throwing you on the show, do you want to do it? So instead of saying, you want to go, and then you show up and you're not on any festival, you're a last minute booking, so we're just throwing you on the show, do you wanna do it? So instead of saying, ah, you wanna go, and then you show up, and you know, you're not on any posters,

they had a ping pong thing, and everybody's faces on ping pong paddles, and I was like, oh, where's mine? And I'm not anywhere. Well, you know what I mean? You had this thing. I'd be perfect for a ping pong paddle. My head was made for ping pong paddles.

You do realize there are 10 million people in this country without jobs and you're furious that you weren't on a Bing Bong-Pang. Oh, boy. Welcome to Showbus. Okay. You want too many coaks and kids, you run through them. Fuck off. I'll just slow down and give it up.

How many times you do that? Died coaks yourself today. Not today yet. Anywho. But the festivals are, I mean, the people will run them, I do think they're great. And I had a blast last year at that. And Montreal was a fucking blast. I love Montreal.

How many Disney land? Isn't it really? It is. You're like, oh, there's Bill Burr, there's Matt Blass, there's Chris Rock. I remember when we went to first year 2010, when. It's like when we got there like Monday or Tuesday, like everyone was there and then like Saturday night, like the Shamwau guy was like there. And I'm like, oh, this is the end of this. Yeah.

And I'm still like, the world will end in fire. I'm still like, I hope he likes me. He's on TV. And that by the way is the shittiest product ever. I'm so disappointed. Is it really? I've never been so disappointed as to shampoo. It has the word shammin' it.

Like, it's telling you it's a piece of shit. I heard that they sell millions. I know, but they don't work well. They don't soak up very much. Like, then the commercial, it soaks up like a gallon of water. I believe, I can know it's made like a fucking jizz towel. I think that's what it is, basically. Like a perfect j jizz towel. Like just picks jizz up like lint. I think that's what you want your face on that one too or no. Just a big fun. I was pretty funny. He's like an asshole.

I was talking to you'll find this interesting Mr. Lawrence. I was just talking to Howard Porter. Yeah, he's just talking to Howard Porter. Yeah, he's amazing. He's amazing. He's doing the new Scooby-Doo. Yeah. Ooh. It's awesome.

Which when he sent it to me, I was like, what the fuck, what are you doing? Like you go from Justice League. You know that's gonna sell more copies than like Spider-Man. Well here, what he told me about it is that it's Scooby-Doo apocalypse. Yeah, I heard that. But they're really like Scooby-Doo's pretty,

like they're drawn realistic. He's not the cartoon, so Scooby-Doo actually has like a thing over his brain or throat that when he, he doesn't talk, he shoots out emojis, emoticons or whatever. Yeah. And tells you what he's thinking. And like everybody's real and it's fucked up and you know, it's drawn real.

Like walking dead type shit. They do that with Sabrina, I think. Yeah, Archie, after life with Archie, which is a fucking amazing comic. It's like the Archie characters, but there's zombies. Right. And the art is unbelievable. Yeah.

Yeah, like when he first told me, I'm like, dude, you're fucking, what do you, like I thought he was having a midlife crisis. Yeah. And I would just go buy a Corvette. And I'm doing Scooby-Doo. Yeah. But I can't wait to see it.

I'd actually go see that movie. Yeah. A badass fucking Scooby-Doo. Well, all the elements are already there. And you know, most horror has teenagers anyway. And then it's like they're right, you know. Yeah, Velma. Oh. Watch Fred get fucking killed. That would be the best like blood on that mascot the mascot

And what about Velma just eating some box? You know, they may just eat in some fucking apocalypse pussy Right the back of the van just fucking that turtle neck Death That turtle neck. What was the hot? She's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband.

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That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the husband. That's the to that, huh? Yeah, but by the time you're done drawing,

your hands are so fucking sore, you know? Like to get it really detailed and shit. But I would just draw me fucking like Velma taking it from Scooby. Yeah. You know, like he gets like a page done a day. Like it's the most exhausting fucking work. It is, really.

Yeah. Why? That's like the usual rate, like a page a day. Yeah, but let me ask you a question though. I mean, I really don't know what goes into it. I mean, I think somebody draws something. It's like a big fucking poster board type thing. Now it's on the computer, it's not on actual page. I think they still draw by hand and then a lot of the guys, I mean, Howard's an old-school guy,

I think he does it by hand. Does he do it by hand? I think. I think all the coloring and stuff is done and the inking is done by computer, but the penciling, like the best pencil is still penciled by hand. No shit.

Yeah. So then they have, like, so he'll have that piece of art. Yeah. So each page is a piece of art. Yeah. Wow. That's what I'm saying. They mean him after your podcast,

when they went to a comic shop, and they have these additions of comics called like artist additions. Oh yeah, it's fun. They're like 200 They're fucking huge and there there's no color or anything they look exactly at the same size as when the original Artists drew them. They're fucking beautiful. Wow, it's 200 bucks. I mean, it's not the original, but it's like a copy of the art. It's really amazing. They're really cool. I love it. I love that art form is so fucking cool. Yeah, being able to draw body like that

Shredded even even flash Yeah, the fucking just how shredded the art. Oh, yeah, I love to be that I can't wait I can't wait to see the flash in a really shitty movie soon. Yeah, I like that you're wearing a flash shirt I've made that joke on stage many times. That's like a black comic ring on Time Man. It doesn't exist. I'll take the left. If Flamie Flamie never looks at the clock, he just wears it.

It's time not to pay my child supporting All right, no flavor flame specifically not all Racist bandit Chink no, no flavor flame specifically has a lot of history of neglect that's a factual joke I know how you'd be a factual okay You're trying to get flavor flame specifically No, he should be father. Is that a sham wow? The just how this is the racist bandana all right Hillary made a joke about black people time recently She got booed is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what about last at the

What's the guy's name late night? Oh Larry one more. Yeah, oh they need bomb Dana He bomb. Yeah, I've got a fight with Norton about the Norton So he was great. I was like it sucked. Yeah, a lot of fight. I don't know. We got an argument about it. Yeah, a lot of hope He black jokes. Did he call Obama his is yeah, yeah, I didn't make it that far, but I heard that yeah said that Yeah, it was work. He said my nigga. Yeah, no way. Yeah Yeah, thanks. He played it cool. He's like yeah, yeah, brother. Yeah, sure way. Yeah, well, I was like, thanks. He played a cool, he's like, yeah, brother, yeah, sure. Whatever you say. Oh my God, yeah.

I gotta hear that. Obama's like, I'll save this for you. I'm not sure. Would it be great if we see like someone throw a bandana at Larry Wilmore? I'm definitely doing that in Photoshop. Wait, today. Woo.

So we hear it? Well, it's down effect. Well, we'll be in our deal clip. I want to hear it. Yeah, it'll play, it'll come through. Once we hit play be in our deal clip. I want to hear it. Yeah, it'll play. It'll come through. Yeah, once we hit play. Let's judge someone we might have to work for something.

Oh, Larry? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Do you think it's right when we go up or down after this? Or do you think it makes a difference? The show still sucks. Oh, you don't like the show?

It's a bad show. It's terrible. At times I've seen it's been atrocious. And why do you think they'll cancel Colin Quinn's tough crowd? Why don't they cancel on this? Because that's a couple of... Let's put that on your mic. Alright.

That's a couple of white guys saying stuff. That's different. I love it. Well, he had one black guy. Yeah. Only the best black guy ever. And he's a black host. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thanks for keeping that applause going all the way, too. I appreciate it. I tell you, it must be really quick. It must be for a comedian, the most nerve-wracking. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to judge someone like that. I mean, you cannot, you cannot give this guy that much shit. You can say bomb whatever. But I think, I think most comics are gonna take off. No one's gonna do a fuck, no one's gonna kill this.

Once in a while somebody does, you're like, oh my, and we're so surprised. Yeah, yeah. Like you believe you find it. And it's all because they're killing to us and not in the room. Like Colbert, like that's considered the best one ever. He's not destroying in the room, but it's fucking amazing to watch because he hates those people and you do too. I will say Sicily strong fucking killed one of those ones. Didn't Seth Mars do well too?

Yeah, he did pretty well, yeah. But I mean, you have to have a team of writers. Oh, yeah, no matter what. I mean, you have to spend the fucking money. Yeah, you gotta run it at clubs and everything. You gotta run it, he probably just had people write jokes in his office who were on his show, which is probably after while they're making the show.

Which is how they're overworkwork. Did he go in here? Who? Larry Wilmore? I've been gone. I don't know. I didn't see you. Yeah. Who wrote for Obama? Any idea? Obama had some great show. Yeah, that was cool. I think that was deep blue again. Oh, welcome to a Negro night here at what? Yeah. Oh, awesome. Or as Fox News will report, two thugs disrupt elegant dinner in DC.

That's pretty silly. Oh, bomb in him. Nice to be here, though, at the White House Correspondent's dinner. Or, as you know, they're going to call it next year, Donald Trump presents to the jury's evening paid for by Mexico But thank you so much, it's you know every time one of those doesn't work someone someone gets fired You know like he remembers who did the Mexico joke you mother Funny too is that he keeps going. Thank you. Thank you

As comics it's nerves like people don't pick up in that but me I'm going all this motherfuckers never thank you for being here these are knocking he is like he's a brilliant EP like he did the Bernie Mac show in living color blackish I know I think his brother was on more more I think you wrote on it though maybe but he was a comic originally but he's like a writer and he the PJs He's like this brilliant behind the scenes guy

Right, I think like getting back in front of the scenes at that late of an age What was it cone in the same way? Conan was the same guy. He's a writer. He was behind the scenes amazing guy They're hosting hosting in his late 20s. It's the difference between like doing it again in your He wasn't that when he started, Cona was not good. Oh, he suck. He fucking was uncomfortable to watch. Yeah, he learned it in front of us. I mean, yeah, I mean, that was, I thank God there was a TV and technology. What didn't just because they had nothing else. Right.

So it's a fuck it. Yeah, let them have it. Let him and let Byron Allen have whatever that time saw this. Right. and he they both became fucking gazillionaires Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite late night ever is like mid 90s Conan. Oh the bad master's like there. Yeah, and that writing stuff is the fucking best ever Yeah, Louis CK Yeah, Michael. Yeah, good First lady Carol Stamptopolis Yeah, the first bonnet association

For hiring me and Mitch McConnell for not blocking nomination Seriously you got to give Mitch McConnell credit this point he could block LeBron James What This is a tough gig The bill about me jokes on working Black man who replaced a white man who pretended to be a TV newscaster. So yeah, in that way, Lester Holden, I have a lot in common. Let's go.

I picked that joke at a mic at the creek. That's where you picture all jokes. That's the only time you perform. It's not easy to follow the president, man. You got some jokes, Mr. President. President's funny. Stand your lane, man. It's not fair. You don't see me going around president

and all the time, right? I'll go around passing, health care, signing executive orders, pardoning turkeys. Not closing Guantanamo. Oh, wait, maybe I didn't do that. But I have to say, it's great. It looks like you're really enjoying your last year of the presidency. Oh, she's 20 minutes.

Oh, you're hanging out. Good Lord. She was fine. It's fine, it's fine. But it sounds better than it looks. When they show the crowd, it looks like they know what's going on. Yeah, you know what? It's not a standup. That's all it is. Yeah, this is like a rich boss CD Like the crowd

We wouldn't be watching that Yeah, but it's also it's like in most situations like if a comic wasn't doing well They could refer to their a like he has to do material specifically written for that situation. Yeah, and also it's, I mean, you're in a lane. Yeah. You can't, when you're a comic, you can kind of get out of your lane if you need to. Yeah.

And go nice shirt, fucking queen. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, the difference between comic and honor, it's like when you look at like when Chris Rock, you know, hosted the Oscars, he was a cop it's like when you look at like when Chris rock, you know Hosted the Oscars. He was at the store every night, you know running it before that Larry's probably not doing that so that's the first time he's telling those jokes. Yeah, that's tough That's tough. It's tough and you're relying you're like this jokes. These are funny. This is gonna work

Yeah, it doesn't that most fucking stop your heart. Oh, you get frazzled quick I'm done with that fuck. I can't watch them anymore And neither one of I mean I mean I'm I'm dark in the both of them for God's sakes ready Norman has a better tan than fucking Obama Yeah, it was it was it was not It's it's a hard gig to do so to say somebody you know, and I think he did he listened to it now. That's not that bad Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean could you imagine this is what I I think it's the bad part I want to say that was the bad part. I think the bad part. I think the bad part of people judge it

It's like what the fuck do you want it to be what it was the bad part? Well, I mean compared to like cold bear or when John Stewart did it They fucking nailed it. They didn't amazing. Well,'t not say like, go to like seven minutes in. I'd go to seven minutes in for us. And then here's the thing though, when, think about this. Deepo is just stealing his jokes. What do you think? That's only a lot of play now.

Yeah, we're skipping over the four minute mark where he's doing, where I'm doing his act. When, when, when fucking, some, you get that phone call to do this. Oh yeah. It's, you're a black guy. It's a black president, okay. It's his last year. Yeah. You want to stand out. You can't, you want you to do this. You're a political

comedian. You replaced daily, uh, the, uh, daily show. So it's like, I mean, you can't say no, Daily show. So it's like, I mean, you can't say no, but you want to. You know, he was like, he went home and went, honey, I don't want, I don't want, I mean, if he could have got fucking AIDS for a week, he would have took it. If he could have fell and broke his leg, anything to not do this gig.

But tell you the, you should kind of follow that fear. Like, I have that with the roast battles. Like, I've done a few roast battles, and I'm like, I don't want to do this't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Fuckin' get you. Let's play it. So, I mean, you have to do shit like this, but then God. You don't have to. You're gonna have to get me a gig where you like, I fuck you, don't want to do it. And then something happens. Oh, God. I don't think there's any better family.

That's like just an emotional orgasm. Like, we're still gonna pay you, but we gotta strap up the club for a weekend. You're like, yeah! Oh, yeah. I've actually thought of lighting, like, flying in a week early and lighting the place on fire.

That's, you know? But it's like, you know, when people, like, when musicians do the Super Bowl, you know, they don't get paid for that, right? Right. Because that's advertising. They don't? No. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. I don't think that was being... No, no, no. They don't get anything. What? And the thing is, they're like VH1. Wow. And one out of like seven, you know, of those, like, you know, there's like Prince Bruno Mars,

Beyonce, that's it, the people like, no, people shout on Coldplay. But I'm saying it's like, most of the time it's like a loose, loose situation, just getting that much scrutiny. People are, and now in this culture, people just want to pick things apart. It's like, I need more money in the Super Bowl than Beyonce.

Is that, I need more money in the Super Bowl than Beyonce. There you go. I don't believe it. Nothing. I'm glad I turned that gig down. Yeah, it's like, it's like they do that gator thing. I don't glad I got nothing. I'm glad I turned that gig down. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's like they do that gator thing. The, I don't know if they do it anymore.

They have a, the gator bowl or what? Oh yeah, Florida. 50,000 people in a comic. I know Dane did it and Jaldo did it. And you have to go out in front of these people and do like 10 minutes or something. Yeah. It's like, fuck, you know, when after they did it,

it was great, because you did well. But I'm leading up to that. You're like, please let somebody die. Just let a baby get hit by lightning. Five seconds before I have to go out. Did it happen before football game? No, I think it's just a rally, like a big fucking rally at the outside at the football stadium.

Did I remember my mom, you know, my mom did did comedy in the 80s and 90s. I remember. And they had her. She opened for me. Yeah. No, but there was a main error. Followers? No, there was a time when.

Double open. I just called me disappointed. But this was like in the boom, in the late 80s, every place is trying to have comedy. And this movie theater was like, let's have comedy before the movies. It was like two comics. And my mom was like, it was like the worst gig,

but what was amazing was that she had this one friend do it one time, and it was in front of the movie fatal attraction. My God. And he's bombing, right? Tough crowd. So he just starts front of the movie Fatal Attraction. My God. And he's bombing, right? Tough crowd. So he just starts spoiling the movie. Like, you have to melt the fucking thing.

Yeah. That's like, oh, yeah, motherfucker. That's great though. Yeah. Because there are those gigs where it's like, sometimes, you know, you get to do what you love and sometimes you're just paid to be up there. Well, of course.

But that's the option, this poor motherfucker doesn't have. Yeah. Is, is that you know that guy had the option to be a comic. Yeah, and have his comic ego be saved by him being funny and going this bitch cooks a rabbit. And it's like, you know, it's a black comic. Yeah,, that's going in here. I'm kidding. But the movie started a little late. But one time they're supposed to be talking in the movie. Hey! I love the snatch events that the races did. I knew before. I was aware.

I didn't want to pretend it wasn't. Yeah, but you know, it's like, I couldn't imagine doing this shit. Let me hear this guy stink for a second. There's nothing better for a comic though, by the way. Hi, it's Ray to keep an English accent. Been watching this shit. To hear a comic bomb. Yeah.

I don't think there's anything more entertaining to us than hearing just a guy say a joke into the void. Yes. And just hear nothing get back. And then to look into his eyes and see him have to think. You hear that dry mouth swallow? I got lips macken. Panel among viewers who have no idea what shade means. He's going into slang.

When a friend has a late night set now, I don't say good set until I've seen it. Sure. Black Panther inspired performance at the Super Bowl. Anticop, come on. At the most, she's anti-pants. Oh, wow. See what I mean? I guess it's worse.

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is the cast of Hamilton. You know. Wow. You know, the first person to have double bandanders. Was that a Wilmore set? Yeah. Jesus Christ. That's a very culture, Jay.

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Oh, I think it was here tonight. You know how bad it is for him. How's a Hillary supporter? You don't put a relaxer in your hair for 40 years and not feel the burn. Something doesn't happen. That was good. They got to raise. That was a good job.

That was a good job. They got to order a steak at the meal. Sitting next to Al Sharpton, feel free to feel the perm. And then he ruined it like a deep hope. Yeah. Was this for one second? The burn? Did are you saying? Did you see the firm?

It's a perm. Oh, perm. Do you want to see how in the room they're in is you cannot be funny in a spaceship? Yeah. Yeah. There's no way you can be funny with that lighting. Yeah.

Everybody's lit. That's bad. That's like doing comedy at a wedding. It's a real contateria. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's, it's, listen, this is fucking awful. Yeah. This poor guy. Yeah. I mean, first of all, they should not even go back to him. They should just keep the camera on the the cuts. These fucking white women who who fucking live in North Carolina and fucking Mississippi

who are like, what is happening? Yeah, oh God they fucking hate him. I can't watch anymore. It's too hard Yeah, but you're right. We just just love tearing shoot apart like I hate when you do it a late night set and somebody writes in the comments He looked a little nervous. Yeah, motherfucker is my dream come true. I better be a little nervous. What am I lunatic? and come true. I'm better be a little nervous. What am I, Lunatic? We're too exposed to critiques from everybody. You know what it is, too?

Like, comedy fans now, like, I mean, there's a lot of, you know, we have the best fans ever, like with the intimacy and all of that, but like, they're too smart sometimes. Like, no one ever says like, that was funny. It's always good said or nice tag. It's like they know all they know the Lingo yeah, that's weird sometimes. It's it's it's fucking weird and they I hate when they use the Lingo wrong. Yeah, like he's a hack. It's like no, you don't even know what the fuck hack is. Yeah, he bombed this. He's a

hack and that's like because we ball bust each other. they think that they can ball bust you too It's like but we don't know each other. It's like in weird. Yeah, it's a weird thing You know and but if you look to this so many fuck late night doing a late night show And now that Letterman's gone it doesn't matter Wow, you don't want a bomb. I know but it you how can you bomb who bombs on fucking late night. Dice Clay just did. No way. On Fallon it was real. No way. Little Duval. Oh what are you talking about? He did fallon. It's horrific. I heard about that. Yes. Check it out. I'm gonna say this before we play

this. His new show on showtime good is fucking great It's funny. It's really funny. It's really a fly on the wall. It's weird It takes a left when you think they're taking a right. I think it's fucking great I really do like it and I love that showtime gave me shot. Have you seen it? No, you like not like dice? It wasn't my thing. I could I him, but it's not my thing. It's not my thing either, but the show's amazing. But it's stand up I get. You might not be as thing, but... I think he's a good act. I think he's great in Blue Shazman.

Yeah, but this show he has is kind of about his life. Yeah, I'd give it a shot. I've watched the Brody Stevens documentary. Dude Brody Stevens is in it. Oh, okay. He does an episode. But he did a documentary series that like Comedy Central played about like his mental illness and stuff.

Wait a minute Brody Stevens. Who the fuck is Brody Stevens? Yes. How's it about energy? I don't hang over. He goes on stage too. I think it is. He goes on stage too.

Alright, I'm sorry. I fucked up. Who's the guy that was in King Kong? Adrian Brody. Sorry, that guy. Adrian Brody. Who's also in. up. Who's the guy that was in King Kong? Adrian Brody. Sorry there. He's also in dice. Who, that's my point. Adrian Brody was in dice. Thank you, Mark, for understanding the fucking the conversation that we've had.

Yeah. He went, he's in. He fucking discovered something that out. Brody Brody is an LA comic. Brody, he's I love Brody. Yeah, great. He's really I follow him on his scrim very funny guy He used to be he was gonna be a baseball player. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, really great guy Adrian Brody I don't know How do you have a nose that big? Yeah, but it pulls it off and still hot. Yeah, yeah, I that's my point And I know how the fuck did he pay his confidence?

Did he made out with Halle Berry on stage like no big fun? You can't be fat and have that nose. Yeah, you have to be real thin to have a nose like that literally comes down and takes a left on your face. Yeah, that's the Chees Italian, but we believe him as a Holocaust survivor. That's how big that knows. You need a blanket. He's a Jew. I'm sure it's fun. Why don't we? Let's see. Hi, good. Oh boy. I hope we learned some nursery rhymes. He should have done that.

I hope we learned some nursery rhymes. He should have done that, Bill. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, shut it up. It just looks like Danny Ayelo dressed as the terminator. You don't really like him bad mood. Nah, it's like the whole world is flipped upside down. I mean, I'm sorry Jimmy, if you don't have it,

I mean my own kid just told me backstage dad your career is coming up, you don't want to go out there and say this. But somebody's got to say it, okay? I mean, come on, what do you suck is? From the minute you wake up in the morning, there it is, CNN, Facebook, Twitter, the violence, the mud slinging, this campaign is disgusting. I mean Batman vs Superman. He stole my axe.

Does that your axe? No, I'm not fucking that man. I first of all. It is weird seeing Andrew Dice Clay do nerd material. It is, it is no longer special. I feel like I should take this flash shirt off and wear tap out. Because I emotionally just did. I guess it was the next one.

I knew kidding me with this scene now. Stop one second. I just kidding me with this scene now. Stop it, I guess. I just want to commend how amazing Lauren, you are on this fucking, if this was Scopo, I would literally, we would just unplug this fucking computer. The bar is set so low, you pushed up. Oh my God. What a fucking heck with.

I don't stay on me the whole fucking time. I have you to watch the fucking thing. Tell me to get out of the way. You're not in the way. I got this. Go ahead. Go ahead. Somehow I still can't see the TV.

Where's the fifth camera? It's over there. Why can't we put it here like we do? We've been sharing the camera with you on the TV. Alright, go ahead. That's a wide lens. Ready? What?

128 degrees. Unless talking to you. Hi, guys. Bruce Wayne, they shouldn't even be on the same poster. There is no competition here. You know what I mean? Think about it. Bruce Wayne, billionaire, Batman Big Show, right?

Shows up at a little costume party with the outfit, the little mask with the pointy-is. Do you tell it about the... What if he has a stop? Who has a red... Nice job, by the way. Oh, yeah. Okay, he has not read Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns issue four,

where they establish them as adversaries and show that Batman can take on Superman. Continue. Also, is he requiring us to have seen the movie to get this joke? This was before the movie. Oh, yeah. And what does Sebastian think about him stealing his axe? Oh, think about it. Oh my God.

Also did you ever think you hear Dice say the words Twitter and Facebook? Is that not fucking on? It is, yeah. It's fucking on. Even Bruce Wayne. I used to have a joke that I actually loved. When I first started, I was like, it was about fucking flash. I go, I get all the, but flash, fuck,

he get that quicker than shit. But he still has the way for Superman. It's like, I'm here. I'll be right back with Superman. No, they've raised before and they're pretty much equal. Never look at me when he get there. Nothing. What do you mean?

Flash. He can just. No, they get there at the same time. Yeah, but what does he do? I think he's shitting on your shirt. Your shirt. They hang out. No, but Flash is fast.

Who gives a fuck? Like what's his? Superman does everything. So if he gives you lots of stuff, he can create tornadoes with his hands. He can vibrate through walls. is fast, who gives a fuck? Like what's his? Superman does everything. So if you do lots of stuff, he can create tornadoes with his hands. He can vibrate through wall. Okay, there's a fucking building falling.

We'll get flashes there. Flashkin get all the people out of time. How? He can rush and get and pick one by one. He's got a minute. I brought a lot of flash comics. There's a baby under a cab. We'll get flashed up. Okay, he can vibrate a baby under a cab. Look at flash dude. Ah.

Okay, he could vibrate through the cab, hold the baby and then vibrate out. All right, now who cut, and now I have a protective aura that keeps the baby safely and tired, because of the speed force that he's connected with. What a, all right, all right, fuck you. There's a great white shark and fucking,

there's a great white shark attacking a fucking little tiny boat with girls in it. That's the first time a cab question is up into a deep blue flash can Good good Flash can run on the water He can he can also spiral around the shark the vortex Wait a flash can walk on the water. Yeah, you run on the wall. It sounds like he has a how long I mean What's all this yeah three miles out in the ocean? Yeah, so we can walk from London to

F*** a world and like seconds he's faster than a speed of light, but shouldn't he carry a gun? What in that help? Yeah, like it's good. Yeah, but he can't shoot him. How can he catch a He's a little here's a thing flash is so fast that the entire world is frozen around him. Did you? Did you see the quick silver sequence in days of future pass the time of the bottle? I watched it twice today which is Wait a minute. Yeah, okay. That was quick silver Flash is way faster than that. Oh They fact flash beat quick silver in marble vs DC issue either two or three.

But how would it back me up on this? Well, he's got to carry a board. That's unfair. We need a 10th grade debate team to figure that out. Silver server has a fucking board dude. Yeah, he goes at light speeds all the time, Silver server. He's on a different, he's even faster than the flashes. Silver, how can you be faster than the fastest?

There has to be an end to because he's cosmic well who the fuck did you just say the flashes faster than silver surface wait a minute Lauren said flashes Lord to grow a hymen Integrate their add an extra stuff here as their catering to the No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. then flash And then flash is a little faster than Superman, but Superman is also really really fast I love it in right that joke from Mike. I don't think I mean The shitty joke about spider-man and how he can like what does he do when he's in the suburbs because like, what can he swing to? They address that in an issue. Peter Divered.

How? Okay, you're in a, you're in one second. Okay. You're in the field, in the Midwest, the plains. Yeah. All right, well, you know, when you're flying in and there's no trees, there's no buildings, it's fucking field, have to field, have to field. Yeah. what spider-man got to walk What's he gonna do he can leap? He can walk he can get a car like Batman has not as well He can lift ten tons. He still has lots of superpowers. He has the spider sense the right so yeah But what I'm saying is is that Superman is good anywhere

Unless there's a red sun or magic which are his weakness or kryptonite. First of all, when is there a red sun on his home planet of Krypton? Yeah, what's your dad? Yeah, but in that solar system that is still around there are other neighboring planets that would still be that tiny can and your hand is fucking me. I think I just grew a clitoris. Listen, here's the deal. Superman is the mother.

Yeah, I'll let you down. Superman the first. Well, over Surfer is way more powerful than Superman. What? What? Oh yes. He's got a better power. He didn't get a better publicist.

Yeah, you know, he was in a shitty movie. But Surfer could just drain the solar radiation out of Superman. He has energy manipulation hours. Who is the baddest fucking superhero ever? Who wins all 10 out of 10 times? Wolverine. Shut the fuck up. Ah.

God, I can't. We're talking about cosmic beings here. It's surfer. Surfer is the most powerful wizard magazine did this very. It's their planet to me and settled in issue 70. Is there a planet that scope would be funny on Was already white hips

Seriously who what is the baddest mother fucker out there surfer out of everyone yeah more than galactus So why isn't he the pb's galactus? Why is he most why is he popular? Well I he's a super hero's because if you're so if you're so powerful there aren't enough challenges and therefore you're not as related I relate silver serve for them. Yeah, you know, I relate to them. It's like you know, I understand it's like What about on time man? What's that? I said what about on time man. Oh shit That guy Nice talking to you.

Can you give that bomb dinner to her please? Ah, sweets. I take that back to Albany. Give it to everybody in that state. She already had the bandana. You had to make it meaner. Remember the shitty city you were with bandana? There's no hope there.

It's a sign of death for the rest of the town. You could cover your eyes with the bandana so you could forget forget your living in Albany. You're saying that silver. I don't know how we we literally go from topic to topic Which we're on fire with and we still have by the way this was inspired by a Through-day space man so none of the world makes none of the world makes sense Yeah, here's my question. Yes. Yes, and I want you and Mark. Are you a comic book guy? No, I used to be when I was a child He pretends to be like with everything else I'm not I'm not into him. I'm not even pretending. He likes to imagine nowadays. Oh

Oh, I just say no we talk about that. He crushed Australia by the way Put in a sentence. Yeah, that's more fun here come on. You can't leave from this to pussy. I want to know what it does. Well, Spider-Man could. Did you give Rim Jobs counterclockwise or clockwise? You suck dick in Australia? That's not a Rim Job. Oh, what's a Rim Job?

It's an anal licking. Oh, like I said, dummy bandana. I've been out of the game. What'd you call me? It's a dummy bandana I'll take it. Oh boy. I'll take it. I deserve it. It's made out of chriscopos at list It's like an AIDS quilt I Would a mean show. Yeah, every is afraid to do this fucking show.

What? I'll tell you why. Because I'll tell you why. A lot, friends of mine who do it, like you guys, and you guys love the show, but like older comics who like to be interviewed. Uh-huh. You know what I mean?

Oh, are you on there? You're on there with a bunch of people. You know, you don't get a word in Edgewise. I'm like, I don't, anybody having the shows never had a problem getting a word in Edgewise. When you talk over each other, yeah, that's what we do. Yeah, that's what comics fucking do, you dummies. They, you know, most people want to be interviewed.

And, you know, so when did you shut the fuck, what do you think, fuck off? Yeah, but who have you had of note? Um, like you? No, I mean like somebody who's that popular who wants to be interviewed. I've actually asked the company. I've asked, yeah, Amy's been on it, Collins been on it,

Danes been on it. But they all sell like hell's been on it. What's that? They all sell like ball busty fun and. Yeah, but you'll be surprised that people, you know, at a certain point, you don't wanna be in competition on a, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

You wanna be the motherfucker. I see. And to a certain degree, I get it, because some people are better being the only funny person in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? To walk in here, you guys, everybody's pretty

quick, witted and fast, you know what I mean? Yeah. So I get the intimidation factor, but I still think it's fucking hilarious. Having you get fucking funniest mother fuckers in the world just smashing each other. Anyways, I digress. Back to you, you fucking nerd of the words.

Yeah. I wanna know. Yeah, with my green lantern wedding ring with the oath and scribe inside, yes. Are you shitting me? I'm not shitting you. That's like an oxymoron, a comic book wedding ring. Yeah.

Yeah. So you. So you it's love. You all understand that emotion someday. Oh, you are a fucking all of the other one. A hopeless man. I love. I love.

Thanks for your lovely. You've been in love. I have. Yeah. I was in a relationship for 12 years. And've been in love. I have, yeah. I was in a relationship for 12 years. And then you got into comedy. No, I was doing comedy well with it. You fake proposed to her.

It was the set. You was a rank. I fake proposed at a show. And then she was like, and then she was like, in one day, it's going to be weird. When he actually proposes to me and the rest of us were like, and I just tiptoed out the room.

Wait a minute, dude. He's like a mix of sign felt an Ivan Dragan you fucking You you fake propose you I mean she was in on it. We had it was me and her as thing. Oh, okay. Yeah So you know we're fucking with her emotions. No, no, but it killed where was this Wait, it didn't kill but it would work people bought it. No, why did you do that? I Needed some kind of thing. I thought it'd be funny like I you know you get like I would he called the 51st jokes You know, no I will I will defend one thing of this so they they a couple years ago They had this show which was a terrible idea and they only didn't want it's called 50 best jokes

50 best jokes which is a lose lose situation Yeah, because if you just go up and do your A and you're not the best, then you're just not the fucking best in the stock. Right, right. And then you could bomb. Yeah. So he was like, I'll do this outside the box thing. Which was a smart idea.

Thank you. Yes. So I went up and I said, I don't have a joke. I want to do something a little more meaningful. And something I've been wanting to do for a while. And I said, well, my girlfriend come up on stage and everybody's like, oh, you can hear some murmuring. And she comes up and I got down on one knee.

And everybody's like, you can hear gas, women gasping. And then I said, hey, will you marry me? And I pulled a box out with a ring. And she said no. And she walked off stage. And that was the big gag. That was pretty funny.

Yeah, it was fun. Did he get a laugh? A year later, yeah. And now you're single. Yeah. And you're just banging chicks. Yeah. A lot.

Yeah. But people in the room were furious at the time. I know, they were mad because I really got them. Yeah. Yeah, people hold that shit pretty sacred. Because he had been with her long enough that it was believable that it would just have- Sure, it was years, yeah. Was she a comedian?

No, no. No, just a square. Yeah, a civilian. And she's out of your life now. No, we're still cool. But she wanted mayor, she wanted to pick a fence and the whole thing. Right, I want to do this.

I want to be on this part. You can have both, you know? I have a fence. Yeah, but you're not doing well. That was a joke, guys. I thought it was silly enough to wear it would. Look, believe me, if I was... This is the only podcast where we could be doing this now, and then like 10 minutes ago, but the silver surface

faster than all of them. Right, right. Look, look, look. Believe me, if I wasn't on a TV show, everybody would be like, yeah, you're ready. He's not. The only thing is you're doing well, there'd be it silly enough line. Well, I'm very close I'm literally not doing well. Oh shit. Well, no, I feel terrible not kidding physically

That was pretty good He jumped on it too quick because he has no timing Yeah, there should be a fucking special ed teacher at a fucking college Welcome back. But how about this? I had Owen J today. Had sex with a girl last night. She slept in my room.

I'm on Owen J. She's in my room. Still now? No, I came back after Owen J. She was still there. So we hooked up again and then she left and I came into this. Why'd she stay? Why'd she stay? She slept in.

One second. Listen, I want to fuck Mark Norman. No, I'm just curious. I was just out of that. Why she stay no I would never Why she stay Mark? How many is it in a week usually like three or four? No well I got I have like a Rotation now but on the road it's pretty good how many three a week so you now do you do a raw dog? No, I try not to. What do you say you do? Yeah.

I mean, you know, these girls are, you know, ship shape. What do you test? You rub the other one on the pussy and if they scream, then you put a condom on. If they have a credit card, I'll fuck a raw dog. I was on a mic recently and a girl goes up and she starts talking about you. She was like, would Mark, do you think Mark would fuck me? And I have friends I can testify just literally. Hey, it was a J

J. Do you think marks cute? Oh, she was getting weird He's all right. I don't know. Oh, is it worth it? No, do you think he's cute Lauren? Yeah, everyone's okay. I'm so why would someone go to a fucking mic and talk about that? Yeah, that's shitty. Work on your jokes. Yeah, she was just getting it out. I wish you cute. She was really hot. Really?

Well, by my standards. Why would you go on stage? You got a lot of creepy homework that's not there. I've never seen you on the show. Now I look at you, look like a dude becoming a werewolf. Like the sun just came up. Nice talking to you. So you're banging a lot. becoming a werewolf. Like the sun just came or the moon just came up. Nice talking to you. So you're banging a lot.

Yeah, yeah. Now, are you in pussy? Oh, yeah, big fan of the oral. So what can I ask you know what you're thinking? My thing used to be I hope I could check I'd make out really passionate. Yeah. Try to you know grab a little city but mainly get down to that pussy and rub it. Get it nice and wet, right? And then take my dick out and see what she'd do with my dick. Usually by that point, you rub it in a box and she's so like, I want to, you know, that

you take your dick out when they see your dick. Because don't forget, and we always forget this for some reason that a dick to a girl is pussy to us. No, I disagree. Absolutely, you disagree. Oh, absolutely. What about dick pics? Girls like, ew, that's bullshit.

That's weird. Is it because a lot of times they're unsolicited? First of all, yeah, you can just whip out a dick pic. Right. But when girls jerk off, they're looking at the guys' coughs. Guys just send random dick pics. Yes, when, yes, it depends. We got a girl and a half here. I prefer lesbian. Dude, looking at the guys' cock. Guys just send random dick to that. Yes, when... Yes, it depends.

We got a girl and a half here. Good to have all of this. I prefer lesbian porn. People you can talk now. You see? She prefers lesbian porn. What does that tell you about women? But you don't like it when a nice fucking hot cock comes flip side of another pan?

Yes, I do. I do like this. Tell me, say it though. I like a flopping dog. That's nice to hear. To say you like a nice big cock, I love it on the way. I do. I do like this. Tell me, say it though. I'm like a flopping dog. That's nice to hear. To say you like a nice big cock. I do. I do. I do like a big cock.

Say it though. You do. You like big cock. This is weird then. You love just big cock. You don't like medium cock. I even like big cock. I'll take a mead.

I'll take a mead. Yes. I'm back. I'll drop with a mead. Love a mead. I won't be sore. You won't be sore. I'm not nicknaming medium cock's. I'm not this mole love a mead You won't be so nicknaming medium box Me no this is MTV

We're not doing fucking girl code. I take a need you have me shirts after the podcast No, I prefer a large I'll take a need you like a big dick. Yeah, sure She's had a big dick her busy her poses all blown out Yeah, she has the white set veg That's you right? You have a big dick. He just said no. I'm doing all right. What do you got? I you know, I got a mean Mead I'm fucking hating every second of the I got a solid stomach mead work It's I hate me. Yeah, it's it's fucking infuriating. I feel like I'm in like a cell phone commercial. When you just keep pushing something,

you're not buying it. Right, right. I know how to make that better. We can always hear more. Oh, go slower the bar with the dice. What did he use as the word meat? Let's go. The curry, the curry, oh, I'm so sad.

I just failed. I'm so sad. Oh, he's not doing that right now. The chain ladder and some pepper spray. What's he saying? What's he saying? Stop. I'm going to make you.

Drive's around this guy, right? Drive's around and a little souped up, drained up. I stopped him. He shouldn't have took the mic out of the stick. No, no, no. Is that really that movement? Fuck me up. I was like, what are you doing?

What are you doing? He's too comfortable now. Yeah, that's good too. I think he thinks Batman is a real person, and even I don't think that. God, Rims, you can meet this guy at any gas station, changing out the battery with his little assistant Robin. Superman! con volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincín de aventuras desperan. ¡Fliparás!

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No, but you said it's let me take some Superman is a Superman It's like, let me tell you something. Superman is a superman. I really just ran into him. So you're talking about a guy who his act is dirty. He can walk out and his whole thing is basically him. That's why like the certain guys, I don't, there's certain comedians that do well, like yourself, a Joe list who are great on television

because it's a set up punch tag tag hidden in this it's beautiful it's it's an art from Gary Gullman same thing man he's the best Gary Gullman's fucking new special on Netflix on real let me tell you something man other level if you haven't seen this fucking special you want to see a master class in joke writing. Yes, I mean I felt you bow to this fucking I agree. What is it? It's about time. It's about time I guarantee he's not packing a meat either Except no actually I've seen it. It's a meat. It's a meat on that body Yeah, he's Jewish word counts. It's like him holding that little baby coke.

You're a good girl, though. But he's fucking great. But a guy like a tell, I think, who's fucking... Live, he's way better than fucking television. Because there's something you have to pull out. You cannot be or say what you would instinctually say as a comic specific rhythm to That only certain in people excel at it. Yes, and if you can it doesn't mean you're about comic

No, it doesn't mean you're back comedy, but there's not good at that thing for a dice doing dice on Fallon When I guaranteed you didn't have to do it He could have came out and sat down because of his show He said fuck it. I'll go do comedy and for him like I'm the same type of guy I can't I don't do well on late night. That's right. I'd rather sit down and talk then yeah because I There's a rhythm that you have to have yeah with that crowd at that time on TV that just plays better. Like what Bird does on Conan is amazing. Oh yeah, on the panel.

Yeah, he's just doing panel. It's his bits, but it's like in an organic way. It's a really start. But I feel like being able to like, but he needs that other person to set him up. Right. And he needs the crowd to turn. There's a lot of things that need to happen. If you went were not just delivered that at stand-up it probably wouldn't work as

well I think he's got to get rid of that stick to the whole like the the finger of this glove leather jacket what else are you gonna do Jerry Lewis how do you do how do you do you should do prop comedy no I don't know it's just uh but his big ones were this Jerry Lewis and Travolta those were his big three and this one hit so he stuck with this I think this is fucking you can't get out to The thing is we're in a fucking there's a a

Badge on his leather jacket. Yeah, I know But the other guy is like he's dressed like an anachronism But he's talking about Modern things like Facebook and Twitter, but he's not talking about being distant from them. He's trying to be a part of them, and that feels weird. I completely agree. Okay, play a little more.

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some, what you do is a joke, you come up with a joke, right? And but people say shit about you two man. Wow. I fucking board who are you? You know what I mean? But you can't you know I but I I think that when you take it when you can combine all them in some way Like I think a Gary Gorman does I think you know who he is From his act and these amazing jokes right Hamilton is I think one of the best at that Ryan Hamilton's great I think that like that joke about fucking the

The little sizzle he has out right now. I tweeted it about the Holocaust and Hitler oh shenanigans. Yeah, that bits amazing. I'm at the traitor Joe's bit that's bits also. It's like 15 minutes. What about the spits about the naming the capitals the the the the abbreviations of the struggle. Yeah, dude. I don't even understand why the fuck there's a debate He should and I don't understand. Why don't fucking get comedy because if this was 20 years ago He would be a millionaire. Yeah, But because comedy is so saturated right now, somehow he's falling through the fucking crack. And he's good looking too, he's got everything.

I talk about me or Gary. I don't know. I think a part of it is that way. It wouldn't fall through any crack. We're in a world now. We're in a world now. Where's it all? If I was famous, I'd be thinner.

Okay, this is survival body. But the thing is, we're in a world where being great, is it your own theme? No, we're all in a world. No, we're being great isn't enough anymore. It's like if you have to have that specific audience that you keep catering to, it's almost to your benefit to isolate certain people,

which sucks, but that's like where we are like in terms of market. Sebastian Manescalco is a good example. He's got, he sells up, he sold at the beacon six times, and it's all just Italian families, gonna see him. I say it all the time, I need a people. I need a people.

I need a fucking people, fat people in my people. Yeah. I want out of shape people to be a people. I need a people. I need a fucking people, fat people are my people. Yeah. I want out of shape people to be my people. I want my crowd, I want somebody to die at every show. Yes. I want an ambulance just to roll in. I'll be handing out to another guy. Somebody grabs a fucking,

you're the Paul Perdome of comedy. Yeah. He'll have to be in the ground floor. I don't see anyone walking in the stars. This is the show. Having those places where people recognize, like the one place like that, if I go to an Apple store after midnight, I'm a fucking rock star.

Oh really? You know, those people know the fuck out of me. It's amazing. What about comic bookstores thing? I mean, sometimes, yeah. Yeah, it's a few, yeah. That's great. What about gay bushes?

Yeah. Right, stop. What about bare night? What do you got in the chat room? Okay, we want the deep who chat or I should I didn't do deep who chat so someone wrote invest in mirrors That was the last one. What is that in context? No idea context, baby His comedy is just premises no punch lines. That was in touch. They're treashing Rogan right now for some reason why they're Trashing Rogan sometimes we'll just go off on a target. Yeah, I'll just start shit on somebody the trashing Rogan

Like Joe Rogan. I wouldn't read that though. I don't want to burn that bridge scope. What bridge? The Rogan bridge fucking just such a pussy. What Rogan bridge? So you're saying if I started reading anti-Rogan comments on your podcast. Yes We're not saying it. Do you? You're a fucking idiot This is why you're a fucking idiot because if you if someone's trashing Rogan in my chat room, I'd like to know why, maybe to defend Rogan, or find out what the actual opinion is, and get to the bottom of it.

And it might be a topic of conversation for the next 20 minutes. It might be. I'm like fucking you, who gets paranoid that Rogan, you might meet Rogan someday, and he might not like me, because I brought a shot to a fuck off. That's not what I was saying. He's the motherfucker that threw you. He threw Larry one more under the fuck. Yeah, I'm not sure.

He was the one who's like, Larry fucking dice. Yeah. No, my thinking is I just don't want to empower this guy. You're not going to empower anybody. The fact is you can actually teach somebody why they're maybe fucking wrong. He looked his opinion as opinion, but look, somebody why they're maybe fucking wrong.

He looked his opinion as opinion, but look, somebody might be wrong about Rogan. You don't think Rogan's funny, is that what they're saying? It's like my dad, he said that. He said that in my brothers. They said dice wasn't good on Rogan the last time he was on the show and someone said that. It's a podcast.

Yeah. Rogan's terrible interviews, dice keeps up the facade. Oh boy. Look, you go on Rogan's podcast, okay. Here's the thing with Rogan's terrible interviews, Dice keeps up the facade. Oh boy. Look, you go on Rogan's podcast, okay. Here's the thing with Rogan, okay. And I love Rogan. He is one of my, people ask me, and I never really say it, but people always ask me,

who was your guy, who did you look up to? And Joe Rogan was one of those guys. Really? And I'll tell you why. Because back when I was doing comedy in Boston, I was, no, he was from Boston, originally, I didn't why because back when I was doing comedy in Boston I was I know he was from Boston originally I didn't know that but I was doing comedy and I was told From Billy Martin who was actually the executive producer of the Bill Marshall now, okay? Who was a very clean comic back then and would put me on a show and you should be clean and I got so much shit for talking about pussy

or, you know, swearing or just being me, okay? Kind of like dice or whoever the fuck, whatever. For being me that they tried to make me into a fucking tonight show comic, clean, seven minutes, evening at the improv, but I'm pump, boom, boom, boom, boom, and that's just not me. I went up and did my thing. I remember Billy Martin came up to me

who I loved by the way. He came up to me and said, I killed at his show, just fucking killed. And it walks off after he goes, I hate your act. Wow. Deeply, but you kill, so good for you. But I think what you do is awful. And there's a friend of mine. And I was like, I don't know you're fuck, I get it, but I think what you do is awful and

This is a friend of mine and I was like I don't know your fuck I get it But it's what I do so you can't fucking tell me and I remember watching Rogan I was sitting there one night and everybody was and he's on MTV comedy half hour and he's on stage just fucking cool, dude And he starts talking about getting a blowjob on fucking TV where you can't talk about getting hit. But he figured out a way, how, and then you get him slowly, how much pressure can you apply as she's kissing your nipples? And you get to put up, and then how much can you put

to get her head to go down? And I'm like, oh, he's talking about getting fucking ahead on TV outside. I'm like, this is it. Yeah. This is fucking it. And you know, Joe Rogan had one of those careers where number one, he went out here, got a gig. Fucking bang was on TV.

Then got another gig, bang on TV for years. I hit show. For your fact, new radio. Oh, no fucking news for years. I hit show, New's Radio. Oh, no, fucking news radio. Originally for Ray Romano, that part. Joe was on that show, which was a hit with fucking megastars for years was the guy. Then got Fear Factor.

Yeah, after that. Huge. Fucking massive hit. Millionaire. Then got UFC in there somewhere, would go and do it for nothing because he loved the sports so much. So now he's making money, he's on TV, nobody even knows he's a fucking stand-up anymore. I knew that he was a fucking great. There's guys like Jay Moore, Joe Rogan, who don't have maybe not the joke writings, you know, ability of a Gary Goman or something,

but they have the confidence and the fucking charisma that when they get on stage you wanna listen and that you laugh because if you get that type of guy, and he's one of those guys, man, and now he's found his fan base. So to say Joe Rogan's not funny is ridiculous, but Joe Rogan, to go on his podcast, yeah, he talks about universe and fucking, you know, flowers that fucking can make you float.

I don't know. And weird shit. And you're like, what the fuck? You know what I mean? So, you know, I get that he's all over the place. You know, he's doing kettlebells and doing spin kicks and freezing his body and fucking taking drugs. And, you know, so it's a, it might be a weird thing, but, you know,

to go on his podcast, you might have a bad, whatever that is. Yeah, please, how high out of his mind? Yeah, he's fucking smoking weed, whatever. So I defend the guy, because he is not that they're backtracking. What does that mean? Oh, he's backtracking.

See people? Yeah, I guess I put one of the biggest things in podcasting is constant outlook. Can you read it like like a like we were sure We like like would read it not like and Sure, I'm like watch on that 11. Oh Christ So I forgot off of the tangent guys. I really sure but one of the biggest things in podcasting is constant output of content of people

Of or people stop listening. They're saying that he's doing that. So that's why he's good. What is it? He's constantly putting out content And it's free by the way that's what people were saying. Yeah, bitching it's free. Yeah, unlike this podcast. Oh boy. I'm kidding Now we're free. We're actually free. We got this new thing We have a new app on iTunes and on the Android thing, right? What's Android called? What is platform the Android platform platform? Yeah Android platform the you know what dude app through Fucking Lipson, mm-hmm correct where now if you want to be Ten shows always free the latest shows always free everything's free. You don't have to pay for fucking shit

But there's back shows you just subscribe for a dollar 99 a month and you can fucking If you're a fan of the show if you love the show and you list do it every week You can afford two fucking bucks go click the button and Let's you know enjoy the archives enjoy the archives you get all the art guys. You're listening to this and thinking This is the worst deput was ever been spent a little extra money. This is his optimal self. He's improved. A lot of crazy rest of the things.

I wish I had that X-ray vision. I'd be in Victoria's Secret every day, just browsing. OK, stop. OK, listen. Okay, listen. Maybe that one. Brows. Come on, you're laughing at that. You're laughing at a guy who I'm browsing.

He's smoking a fucking cigarette on television, talking about looking at... And then BC, yeah. Fucking women's plusies. This is crazy, good. Let me summon up for you this way, all right? Jack B. Nimble, Jack B. Quick. Anyone thinks they could kick Superman's ass is full of it.

Oh, stop. And there's why, I'll tell you, because you have to filter yourself. You know what I mean? That poem shit, whether you like it or not, if he can fucking hit the beat that he needs to head, that means, I'm gonna suck my dick, bum,

all his fans are gonna go, fuckin' Joe's, hey! But he's neutered. They neuter you, for a great word, Michael. So then don't do it, you know? Why do that rhyming thing that he always does? Because he's trying to appeal to a new audience. Can't he just do it and they bleep it out?

Listen, I don't think I'm gonna be not on NBC not on the tonight show It's kind of like like we talked about before though. It's like you like with the roast bottles He put your spottles. Brett Rose Bobby's thinking of me a new So scared Bobby looks at him. Yeah, I love it Still the biggest laugh he's gotten is just repeating something you said It happens a lot in the show Listen, my point is this is that I think that when you like you know that you was scared to go on that show and do a stand-up

Yeah, I'm sure he was nervous and he was probably like fuck I should do I got I got a problem my new show on show time I'll go out and do fucking stand-up. I these are bits. He's not doing the shitty used to do right? He's the same character, but he's actually trying to write bits. Hickory to delete Novice. I gotta get Westbottle service So So I mean, I don't know you gotta you gotta fucking I don't think he bought, I think he's not bombing. Look, it might just uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable for comics, I think. Yeah, maybe not. And I think a new generation of comedy

because they're used to your type of comedy. They're used to comedy central and that type of comedy, which is, I think Mark, and I think you're funny as shit, and I think Joe lists funny as shit and I think you know Joe list funny as shit but it's not this generation's comedy it's a new thing I think it's people that watched him earlier like now and everyone else like what the hell's he doing I think I mean when you see a young hot motherfucker like him killing it you mark you you see what, sorry. Well, you see what I mean?

That's what people are, well, that's, that's come. You see a guy, an old guy who's bawling with a leather jacket, who at his time, people are like, what the fuck, but fuck, come on, man. That's, you can't say he's bombing, I don't think. I don't think so. I don't think so, man. I think it's just like I said,

it's just weird because the main thing that has changed in comedy is self-awareness. And there is none. Right, why are you talking like you're about to have a stroke? Because there is none. You mentioned all the great young comics and haven't pointed me out yet. And it's slowly eroding my self-esteem

This isn't a bad less message of his by the way Mark can you I can't yeah, what am I doing? I don't know I don't have a bandana to give you Oh, you already got it. I'm putting it your mouth. Thank God. I'm next to deep. I feel like any young man next to him Oh, you already got it. I'm putting it in your mouth. Thank God I'm next to Deepu. I feel like any young man next to him Deepu has been roast battling the concept of jokes for the last two. All right, yes jokes are your kryptonite It's your red son if you will What do you get the chat and dumb dumb? They want to get another comic on here Scott Chaplin really funny guy. Oh, he's fucking great Who's that? You saw him at at the roast battle. He went up against Micraseen

Yeah, they were the last guys that went up. He's fucking incredible. Oh cool. We're both judges. Yeah. Oh, yeah That was fun. That was fun. He was they were the last group that will go on. He's the guy that won what else that really hasn't been anything They stopped talking about Rogan. They stopped talking about dice. You nip that really I didn been anything they stopped talking about Rogan they stopped talking about dice really I didn't mean to the first of all I don't like I'm not trying to get a friend. Thank God the Rogan bridges intact Let me take some I haven't talked to Rogan in years I'm actually I'm so I'm not like we talk all the time, but I will defend what I think is and he's funny man He makes me laugh someone just said Lauren should slap D. Poo when he bombs Yeah, I'll take hand would get that's the first comment someone's made about a comic that's actually on the show

So I'm gonna take that I'm actually going who should be on this instead scotch apple Wait a minute, you're calling D. Poo a comic? this instead, Scott Chaplin. Wait a minute, you're calling people a comic? I'm actually going out, I'm doing Marin on the 25th. Oh right. That's very excited about that. I'm going out, I'm actually going to be in LA the 23rd, we get the 23rd, May 23rd to the 27th. And I'm going to Austin too to promote the television show Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. That's great. On City. For the ATVs, that's another fucking that is.

But yeah, we just wrapped yesterday. It was the season two. That's a week we see the end of this. I'm excited. I'm curious where it goes. It's fascinating. Six and a half minutes, which is long for later. Let's go.

Someone just sit on Marin by the way if you want to do that. What do you say? Oh, no, no, no. Let's see. I fucking love that. Somebody wrote Marin stinks. Oh, nice and easy. That's not even like shitting on him. That's just being a dick. Yeah, that's like that. That hates Marin. You defend him. Yeah. Why did he? I was at the seller table.

Everybody's fucked that guy. He's a bad story about him. They don't like his act. Really? I mean, I like his act, but I don't know that guy. He's a bad story about them. They don't like his act really. I mean I like his act But I don't know the guy even when Marin was before Marin was the Marin we know now I remember he's blue downstairs. Yeah eating fucking bowls of ice cream and yeah depression And I remember before that you know when I first moved to New York Marin's always been him and He I don't give a fuck, he makes me laugh because I think we're all fucking have shit that we do. We're all dicks,

we've been dicky to each other, but some people hold these resentments forever. I mean, maybe I'm not close, close with them, so I don't fucking, I've always liked Marin. Even when he was a dick, he used to fucking hate me and Godfrey. He would watch us on stage, why do you have to scream?

Like why do you have to be so fucking loud? Cause you have to follow God for your me all the time. And I just, I would just make me laugh. I'd be like, just shut the fuck, you're funny. Just go be funny, fuck you. And he was cool with it. Yeah, I remember the day I taped my half hour, he just wrote me like, have a great set,

proud of you and that was fucking nice. And a lot of people do that. Yeah, that means he's not threatened by you. Yeah, I know, but so, if he's threatened by you, I hear he's a dick, like, you heard what he did to Kumail. What happened? Oh, men's years ago. Is that the guy who would this show?

Silicon Valley. Now he is. He's great. Pakistani guy. Oh, okay, no, I Now he is. He's great. Pakistani guy. Oh, OK. No, I thought OK. Yeah, he just, he was getting a lot of heat. And he's bumped into Marin, who's like his hero in a green room somewhere.

And Marin's like, you're just a flash in the pan, man. Don't get excited. I've seen people like, you come and go. You're not going to make it. You're not good. The bless some all this shit. And he's like, wow, it's my first time meeting. You've always wanted to meet you.

And this is what you say to me. He's like, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you. Was it meet you and this is what you say to me. He's like yeah Yeah, I'm telling you right now. He's killing it. Come on. It's great. Oh Yeah, we're watching the economy. It's one of the best shows on TV my judge unbelievable I love TJ Miller. Yeah, yeah, fucking great Deadpool man, and that was a great fucking movie great. Great. Well, wasn't the greatest comic book movie made It's close. It might be I think might be, but it's fucking close. This is why I think Deadpool was better.

It was more action, more blood, more violence, and I think visually, and I want to fuck around. Of course. Who doesn't? The comic books are made for children and Guardians can't be enjoyed by anybody. He yes, he can, but fuck kids. Okay?

Because I'm a lovely adult with no hope and no pussy in my life. Of course you go to the movies on Thursday for the comic thing, but Dante's going to 1.30. Yeah, I'm going. You're going to go? Yeah, of course I'm going. That's fucking like that. Are you going? I'm going with a few other, I'm going with my boyfriend stuff.

Hey Bobby, someone is coming to Aaron Masen, is coming to the seller next Tuesday. He wants to know what kind of cigars do you like? Ooh. Well, of course I love my father's. I love tattooahes, Dom Pepe, Dom Pepe is good. I like a nice, I like a nice fucking land settle. Nice. Are you getting so Spanish? I don't know what you say in

land settle. Yeah, I like, I mean those are my, but my, you know, I love a nice Pradoma, Tent anniversary, nice creamy one, I like that. He's also like Pizzerias. They are. I do want to thank, I got to thank real quick. What's his name? Jose Gromaldo. Jose Gromaldo is fucking genius and amazing and I can't thank you enough. We have the live podcast we're doing

for the podcast. When is that? May 22nd. May 22nd, where? Cake shop. The cake shop. Ooh, we got the Colin Quinn is a special guest. Nice. We got beautiful posters that, you know, is a work of actually how would Porto, who did the original logo for us, who I love. And he took that and designed it into these amazing posters that we've been

posting on Instagram. Right. And it's great. I can't thank him enough for that. What a really just amazing. Thank you so much for that. We, you know, anybody who does artwork like that for nothing is great. Let me say, oh, this, I want to thank what's his name, Eric.

The kid who brought this ago, I was in. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man, what this, I want to thank what's his name Eric the kid who brought the cigars in. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah man, what a thank you for bringing that, the Humidor, he brought me in a bunch of cigars and this beautiful Humidor. And, you know, It gave me a Starbucks gift card too, which I really appreciate. Yeah, he's a good guy and he came in and anytime we want to come back, please come back in man.

And I got your email, I'm in a little backed up. Like I said, the show, Sex and Drugs in Rock, Roll, Just, Ended, and season two. Our Spongebob, no, email. You did great, yeah. So I'm very excited about that too. The fucking show was crazy this year. And it's fun, look at these fucking assholes.

Sorry, sorry. Jose, good job. Yeah Human connection you guys you'll let me just check my fuck. Oh, I mean, you know, you're not being included right now Your mom, yeah, yeah, but you could be I'm looking at you. Oh, sorry. I'm literally talking to you guys It's a great segue into something about yourself We have nothing to do with something about yourself. Nothing we have nothing to do with. Alright, God, play the red ones.

I hate comedians. Well, well, stop it! Stop it! Liz, get the fuck back here. Liz, get back, I gotta talk to you. I gotta talk to you. I need to talk to you. S.D. looks terrible.

What do you want? Come on, I gotta go. Alright, first of all, Liz, who runs the seller and the village underground, and she's now a fucking hit. Everybody loves her on the fucking MLC podcast. What's going on there? We switch it up. Yeah.

Yeah. Fair town. So you're on the MLC podcast. The misery loves company podcasts. And which is the biggest fastest hit show ride cast. It's crazy. The episode they did yesterday, Lenny called me up and was like, oh my god, it's the best

show we've done. The towel was on. A towel, Kevin, who? Jessica. Jessica and Nick Griffin. Nick Griffin. And outside Steve. Outside. Just Gow and. Nick Griffin. Nick Griffin. And outside Steve.

Outside Steve. And Gabe Brandon. Gabe Brandon, okay. Wow, geez. There are a lot of people on the house. It was Kevin. But Kevin attacked David Tau. What?

Attack him. From the jump. Listen to me. I gotta hear it. David Tau attacks back. Like I, I mean, he's one of the fastest in the business. Of course. I gotta hear it. but it was so refreshing to

These guys went friends with 35 years to hear these guys go at it. It was it was one of the best podcasts I've heard oh my god, I'm gonna say right now. Say it. I'll fuck away. I'm gonna say right now. Shut up and I'll say it. I'll turn you mic off and have fucking dumbass. I'm gonna go back to work. Is that the new fucking hat no makes you wear as a captain? It's raining.

It's raining. I'm too long morning. You're not supposed to eat up here. I've said, you, I've yelled at you. People can't eat up here. It's weird. Shut the fuck. Oh, Liz, I was waiting to, I was waiting. You didn Yeah, people can't eat up here. It's we're at the fuck oh Liz I was waiting to I was and then go for a shot up scope. I came

You two don't touch the fucking equipment you dummy you'll unplug the whole show Who's hips are bigger Liz is our scopos Listen, let's do a hip-off What did she do say it there was a chairs out of place up here? Yeah, and out of place I will fucking I will shut this show down I will give you the fuck out I will kick you the fuck out Absolutely, I'll be the hero of both Share that in places big deal. Go ahead. What else? Not the father. What else? There, there, there maybe was some crumbs up here.

Oh, you can't eat a beer. I'm telling you, I'm gonna run you out. I came and I cleaned it up and I took care of it. You better, Scopo. That's your job. No, that's not his fucking job. That's your fucking job. That's your job. That's your job. That Scopo's one of them and I got another guy. He's not your fucking job I got your job that scopus one of them and I got another guy He's not your fucking guy. He was my fucking guy. I have eaten those scopo and people have been eating shit on this hardcast New mother fucker you fucking ten you fucking don't eat up here no more Didn't eat you ate on your birthday shut up Kaken here shut up we did we had cake. Okay. We handed out but we have cleaned it up immediately did we really?

I was here fuck you Mike And then she let's try to throw you a bus, but you don't fit It was good, but it was real the flash could come in yeah Then she let's fucking a towel light up a smoke It's David tell you star fucker. So what did you say? I'm fucking Bob telly to me to me on me I don't give a fuck I'm just as important It says like you should be shaking a rolling pin that someone I'm Robert Kelly Oh, she's not off you do on and off fucking David tell

My office I don't give a fuck My law I don't give a fuck There's rules and you can't make a fucking rules that fucking good. We'll fucking take all this out here and you can take the dumb show No, you won't you fucking well trust me you watch what I'm Robert Kelly. You are this fucking turn cochias. Yeah light up you David David tell fuck off Give a fuck so you met you can't smoke cigars in here. Is that the complaints? No, here's a thing You can't smoke anything in here until somebody who fucking lives things is fucking oh god Can eat and fucking jizz and fucking smoke and then I got you guys have to fucking clean up the fucking mess

Bobby pays the right man Get the fuck out here Go go Get the fuck out of here. Oh. Wow. Big day. Go. Go. Big day. Go, boo, go. Good done, go. That was heavy. Beat it.

Shut the door. Take your dumbass out and beat it. Woo, can we point out how weird it is where Bobby Kelly tells you not to eat? That's a smart one. It's like people telling us to be funny. Fucking cupcakes. The whole fucking in the now Any left cupcake no cupcakes left either I was gonna pop cakes fucking food smoking

That's crazy everything I get yelled at for up here, but it's David tell I'm just gonna How much fucking my eye? My funny now Jay Jesus good one Funny how but it's David I was watching my parents divorce I wasn't my fault, but I started to think it was yeah Well, it's kind of you threw me in the fucking bus she got suck. No, he said he tried to yeah Wow really man. I hate being in the seat. Can I get my job back over there? You have you job back Yeah, let's go both hips get out now chair

Take your ood take you ood and beat it. Oh my job back over there. You have your job back. Yeah, let's go both tips. Get out and that's here. Take your ood, take your ood and beat it. Oh, taking man, I'm gonna smash the ride cascatar of your head. All right, I love you, Loose. Bye, Loose. Call me. I call you, you'd, she's married.

I'm joking. Oh, no, you don't. You'd take me to call me. Nobody calls anybody anymore. So I'm going to say they had the fun. Let me tell you something about these two. Kevin Brennan, you know, he's a fucking, you know, he's showing.

He attacks everybody. He's a maniac. He attacks David Tal. The second the show starts. What can you say about David Tal? Like, dude, what are you doing all day? What do you do? You do nothing.

Oh, that's hilarious. Dude, he started. What are you, David Tal? I mean, I never heard David he just came back at him and they went at each other and Dave was so funny he said something so funny I forget the line you have to let's do it just go this one one of the lines it's right right cast calm hang on setting something up you fucking the line was so funny I gotta say I know not you want to say stop hang on what's that you know what I'm doing yes what am I doing. I gotta say, I know. Shut up, not, not, not, you want to say something. Stop lying.

Hang on, look, say, if you wanna see what I'm doing. Yes. What am I doing, Lauren? Trying to make them go listen to it. Going to the, if you hear the good line, though, they hear more lines. No, no, no, that's the line. There's all lines.

There are dummy. There's 27,000 lines. Shut up, the fuck up. And just watch the monitors. Are you on your phone again? You fucking cunt. Get off the phone. We're wrapping it up.

Okay, he said something funny. If you wanna listen go ride cash. I will I will iTunes and go listen What was the line dumb dumb? He said, why don't you I'll go someplace I'll call someplace. You don't know when it's ever heard you call Hollywood I wish it tell set it yeah Like scumbo could like make anything unfunny. Here's the seven words you can't say on television. Word number one, cock sucker. You lifeless fuck.

My wife, Camille. No. Take my wife. I hope you do. Hickory dickory dog You know the rest of us Let's wrap this fucking thing up. Should we finish this dice place that what do you all right? We'll finish it up real quick Give it like one more joke one more. Yeah. We'll give it one more joke I'm gonna go we're gonna go into a mic mic. You're gonna say when we end it. Okay. All right, ready?

The next continuity issue. What? Is it more on Superman? Are we still on Superman? Dice don't need applause. Stop. That's hilarious. Fucking dude, he got into applause break on National.

He goes, I don't need dice don't need applause. He just said fuck you for a plot. That's fucking fun. I'm just, I am just. That's a fuck you. I don't do it.'t need applause. He just said fuck you for a plot that's I'm doing I am just that's a fuck you. Why not accept the applause? Oh you unfunny robot listen to me I don't get it. I'll tell you why hey he's a funny robot Listen to me because he got an applause break and his character would be like oh I don't fucking need That's his cat. He's so into fucking dice that he applaud him and he's like, I don't need your pl- That's brilliant.

I think that's hilarious. God. He's playing the thing about Batman. See, it's all he go. Rich guy, man. I know about it, he go. I got an ego. Everybody's got an idol.

Mine happens to be me. I get up tree floorflour hours early to spend with time myself. You get in. I got a mirror above my bed, so I'm the first one I see when I wake up in the morning. And I know it only covers like half the bed, because I'll need to see my wife.

I just want to see what she's getting a look at all day long. It's the ol' ego. And let me tell you something, that's what the world is now, and I got the call. Donnie T called me up. Donnie Trump, he goes dice. Because one of first name basis. He says dice, what do you think about being vice president for a little while? I said number one, you know I'm not a morning guy. And you fired me off of apprentice because I couldn't,

I couldn't bake a cupcake. First episode, Donnie. Now what was, now Andrew Clay, the person was on celebrity apprentice, but andrew dice clay the character see that it's confused yeah so isn't some of x-men movies the timeline i know i know i know we fucking let it slide so that it's like i want to say for two

yeah i would have to quicksilver's i know that's been one quicksilver but two mistakes well that was a quick i and the fucking uh... the uh... the although that's that's marvel continuity within, you know, the X-Men. But Marvel and the X-Men, the Disney, was it, Disney X, what is it?

Yeah. Disney. There are two different quick silverers. Yes, thank you. Which one do you like better? Which one do you like better? That's universes. Which one do you like?

Oh, the, I hate to, because Marvel movies are much better, but the X-Men quick silver was much better. So better. That sequence is unbelievable. Funny. You see more Nestle Quick Silver? Wow. When that hit, when you got the Nestle part, did you get excited?

I was nervous. That was fucking good. He was acting like he was doing a correspondence dinner. Nestle Quick Silver, you. It's great. God. I don't even know why these guys want to run for president anyway, they're all older than us.

Come on, look at this guy over here. You know, you don't get out of it. We're not going to get through. Ted Cruz is at least 15 years younger than Dice. Continue. It's like Spider-Man anymore and shoot your web on command. Dominion, I wake up in the morning. Dominion, I wake up and I open my eyes.

I'm like, ah, what's this now? And my wife's slaying there, she's going, what happened? Like what happened? I'm 58 years old, that's what happened. I get out of a chair, my knee buckles, I bang against the wall, that's what happened. I look down my underwear, it looks like Santa's beard. That's what happened. And she's like, did she sleep good? How could I sleep? You're still here. Gail, make me coffee. Stop. No, it's fucking 2016. He just made a fucking massage. Go make me just to hear you. He did a fucking updated Rodney joke. You still here. Don't make me coffee. What the fuck?

Even though he did blend a Marvel character spider man into a larger bit about DC characters. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh boy. Continue. And you make your way to the bedroom with the eggs, the pains you look at your body and the mirror like what happened?

Why is the back of my ass look like a bass-it-hounds neck? And then you sit on the toilet and your balls are making ice teeth. That when you've got a flush they're knocking off the walls in a toilet. They forget. You know we had to fight to get balls on the walls in a toilet. They forget. You know he had to fight to get balls on the air. I can use a huge fucking fucking... I think they said no and he did it anyways. Yeah.

And then they were like, I just let it slide. I'm trapped around it. It sucks getting older. You know my wife got me for my birthday. The life alert button. LAUGHTER So I'm out with a couple friends. It's a great time of being over and goes,

what's the bottom? It's a fascinating. It's interesting. You know, it starts the car. So he hits the button, right? It hits the button. Five minutes later, he comes the police. He comes, sequence service.

Fire engines, paramedics. My friend says to me, goes, what's going on? to me goes what's going on I go what's going on what's going on I'm probably going to be vice president oh I don't think he bombed no well that's how but you guys said he bombed I didn't see I said he bought I'd take it but it's it's just not for me it's not my cup of juice. You did well. Yeah, you did well.

I think he did well. I mean, for him coming back to sell out arenas, to fall from grace and to come back and have a show on TV in your late 50s and then go and do stand up, that's balls. That's sticking to your guns. You know what I mean? There's been some comics who actually changed it up

and, you know, reinvented. Re-invented and didn't evolve. Well that's good too. I mean, like, Carlin is the master of that. Yeah, I agree. But I think he bought it and there's new shows, fucking great. Yeah, yeah, really great.

All right, fucking good for him for doing it. I'm impressed that he did it. Yeah, what, he doesn't have to what he doesn't have to yeah I bet Parvin's like what's the worst that could happen right now me the worst that could happen that he could really have bombed a hundred percent and it you know look is it the best seven minutes of stand-up that ever has been but you know why cuz we're so fucking spoiled right with late night stand-up it's so precise.

It's so worked out. It's so, that's what I miss about fucking the Carson show. The comics that went on, they lose. They lose. They will lose. They did themselves. It was what they were. Now it's the fucking, oh boy, lives is back. He's taking a poor twink in there. What's she doing to him? That's a new guy. Dude, if you need help, Liz is back. He's taking a poor twink in there.

What's she doing to him? That's the new guy. Dude, if you need help, just scream twice. I think they brought a crumb cake. But now, but now, like the reality is, like, you know, you said like Letterman's gone. Like the late night set doesn't mean as much. I think that the Netflix hour is the new late night set. That is the way to now get

discovered. It's funny because the top 50 Netflix hours was just announced today. Top 50. Top 50 Netflix comedy hours were in Gary Gumball and the Netflix hours are going to be announced next week. Gary Gumball was in the top 50. Wow. And fucking Bob Kelly. So. Hey. So it's not reliable. So it's not based on viewers. No. I got a question. They're saying dice was around before a tell. And then that's why dice in for the list of tell.

Is that true? Tells been around for a while. Who the fuck? I believe that a dice is before. Yeah, but who? Unless they're in their 60s, how do they know? Right. Well, you read some comedy books, you learn the history and then that's in comedy books. Yeah. What's a comedy book? Like a, you know, a book that talks about the comedy strike in the

70s. If you're a comic and you've ever read a book, you're not a comic. That's not true. Any book. Yeah. Any book. Let's just Lewis Sh it. Who's number one on the Netflix? A Z's. Oh my god. Harder. He's 50. I got to go through the whole thing. Oh boy.

Boo. I think it's a hard one. Now is this like, this isn't raining. Yay! All right, almost last. I'm right after that fucking Jocelyn necklace first 42 Jimmy Clark But who is right who is right after

40 who is right after Bobby? It was me tree. Yeah me tree Martin And then for the third that's good Should have been higher up or lower they all just say not Bobby Kelly Look at that tall.'s not get carried away Who's that yeah, Angela Johnson. She's big Is she funny? She's big

Jim Jeffries Chelsea Peretti hers was funny this galmin 35 look at that. That was great. Oh the king cat Williams didn't he just get beat up a good fourth graders Seven seven But a small seventh graders Nobody in Buffalo that knows why you know that was so sad. I would say that terrible about pat I don't know pat knows well. I've met him maybe once. I can't believe they believe my hero man I can't believe that special the week after his wife died too. I can know it was the same day She passed away. I think that he's he's my hero man. I can't believe that special the week after his wife died too. I can't know it was the same day She passed away. I think that he's he's my fucking idol. He's my here I got to work with him on Schumer and it was like a dream come true saddest fucking thing ever

I mean really my heart goes out to him prayer. She go out to him in a seven-year-old daughter Bruna come on. I can't fucking understand it was a heart attack cancer. I don't know. I know nobody knows She was a she was a brilliant writer in her own right. I think I read aneurysm I feel I feel I mean I heard that I was so sad. Yeah, that's terrible man, you know suddenly just in the middle of the night and then you know, I mean fuck It's like what do you do and I think of that all the time a kid. Like if I have a God forbid to live a lost my wife, what do I do? Do I stay, I don't know.

Do I stay home? Do I knock old, do you take the kid? What do you fucking do? Got scope of raising your kid now. Say Lauren moves in. Yeah, probably. He was having a fucking moment, dude. Being really serious.

That's all right. I mean, through a joke out there, I fucking fell because it was a moment. Yeah. Oh, was that why? Not because I wasn't funny? B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- And you crying the whole time. In the arms of the day. Camaramax. I feel very bad for him. That sucks. Yeah, it sucks, man.

Just terrible. All right, let's get out of here. What do you got, buddy? Um, I, uh, yeah, so the current season of Inside Amy Schumer is on. Um, so check that out. And I have a Comedy Central Snapchat series called Your Wrong Yeah, so the current season of Inside Amy Schumer is on, so check that out. And I have a Comedy Central Snapchat series called You're Wrong that premieres later this month. What is that about?

I take popular nerd opinions and I tell you why they're bullshit. Now Snapchat is... Not for those today. How many seconds is that? It's about two minutes, two and a half. We taped them last week, they're for great. But Snapchat go, but Snapchat when you videotape and only goes for how long? 24 hours. No, no, no, no. When you push the butt, what do you mean? It's because like it's your own comedy, essential snapchat. Snapchat, discover. So, yeah, so it's like longer.

Two minutes, yeah, you can, there's a bunch of videos on there and then you can swipe up and then you can watch the full video. Oh no, shit. That sounds cool, man. Yeah, it's super fun I talk about why Ben Affleck was a terrible batman. I talk about why pro wrestling is real to me, you know, I could fucking talk to you Because I'm I'm a nerd, but I'm not like I love all this shit that you're into But you know, I'm not you know, I don't look like you. Yeah. You look like an out of shape Lex Luthor. Yeah. Can't flex Luthor. Right.

Boo. Hi, hey, this was funny. Let it go. So I'm trying to punch up. What else you got, anything else? I mean, that's a go, my. Twitter, which I'll be at Bridgetown Comedy Festival June 1st through the 5th.

My Twitter is at the Mike Lawrence. You know, I perform all around the city and I help produce and I'm the permanent judge on the roast masters at the stand every other Tuesday. That's great, man. I love having you on, buddy. Good to see you. Thanks, man. All right. What do you got, Markey? Hey, hey, come out and see me at Nashville Zaines. I think this comes out in time. Next Sunday, this comes out. All right. Great. It right great great club. Yeah I'm never gonna love those oh dude What a great city and a great club. Yeah, I love and they put you up in a great hotel. Oh can't wait

So yeah, it's it's fucking beautiful city man. I love it and the club is just it's an old school club I like it's it's a real old school used to be in a sketchy kind of neighborhood now It's not of course, but you got to be in a sketchy kind of neighborhood. Now it's not, of course. But you got to go, you like the white stripes? Sure. His recording studio is there. Oh. And you can go in and make an album.

What? We did that with Bergotsi. Yeah. Yeah. That's where I'd have that. Yeah, you can go inside and just sing a song, bring a fucking instrument and push the button and it's like a phone booth. Yeah. And it's from way back in the day and you can make an album and they

actually print you a vinyl right there of whatever song you do so you should go check that out. Maybe you can come and get an album. Well not just anybody. I'm gonna be on Cone and again May 23rd. Check that out. You can shit all over my comment section like I just did to dice and Then I'm at the Vancouver comedy mix the weekend after that Vancouver. I love Vancouver great city fucking love it You gotta get some chopsticks Hmm, I don't know why I said that all right, but I see more like a shovel kind of guy I'm in that studio. It's I you're one the fucking quickest, funniest motherfuckers out there, dude.

I love you. I love having you on the show. You're a fucking always a killer. Thanks. What's up? Pekepsie. No, I'm Pekepsie. That's a lot more than Albany.

No, I am. You're a comedy, Zandia. I'm a fucking vanquish. I'm at the Great American Comedy Festival with you and Joe, actually. When's that? Where is that? It's a mail. Yeah, June, when is the 12th. Yeah, where is it? Nebraska. Norfolk. Oh no shit. Yeah, that's not a fucking love Nebraska.

Johnny Carson's hometown, I believe. Yeah, isn't that his festival? Yeah, yeah, it was. That's great. So you're gonna be out there. What else you got? Uh, see the line's so infestible and you're moving, Uh, yeah, I should be moving to LA, I think pretty soon. July. That's great. So you scared a little bit, a little bit. Good for you. Yeah. That's great. Well, I'm glad you came on. Uh, thanks again, man. I'm so happy to any fucking time. Yeah. I love you to death. You're fucking, I mean, you weren't that good this time. Oh, man. No, you know, I was, this is what I was saying, because I

know she's going to fucking think is what I was saying. Because I know she's gonna fucking think that. You are fucking fine. I know you're gonna say something you had. Like, I hope we can think you're fine. You're great. You're in love when you're on. Just like a female comic. Almost there.

Almost there. Almost there. Rob joking. And you are literally the meanest. I'm so, I know I know why Sharad choked you out. Jay, now Hardo would have been to be the meanest. I'm so, I know, I know why Sharad choked you out. Jay, now Harder would have been to be the worst today. Good point. Good point.

Yeah. You can never be the worst. That's a good thing. Not here. All right. Well, great having you on. And anytime you want to call and just, you know, just make sure you call Scopo and check with him.

And then he'll check with me. It's not like, you know, every time. But most of the time, if you want to come on. Awesome. And then next, you know, once a year, if you want to, you know, maybe place a year. No, I was there. Jack, I love you.

Any time you want. Scopo, I mean, Dippo, what do you got? Yeah. Twitter, Instagram, R2, Dippo. I got my weekly bar show at Pattonies and Park Slope. And thank you for letting me set up the table. Yeah, fun. Yeah, I had a lot of great time.

I think you did good. You were a little fucking, a little nervous. You know, up front, you were trying too hard, but then I think you got into your zone. Yeah. No? I think I started okay. And then you started making eye contact with me

every time I told a joke and then I got scared. Yeah, that happens. You're in a position. I like that. He provided an important role of being an authority on other people's comedy without ever providing any of his own When did I say when I did say Larry bombed, but that was that was general consensus But outside that I'm very humble about the opinion anyway. Well this time I want my mic from now on okay

Never mind some bomb What were you saying? Never mind. Some bomb bomb. You bombed your bombs. It's a Tuesday. Laura, first of all, you did a great job on the computer today. Flalless. I was helping her out.

Oh boy. Why do you get to do that? Why can't I let her move it? Just give me a moment, man. Okay, yeah, you did great. And I like that sweater. Oh, thanks. Thank you for watching.

Of course. I showed this morning. What do you got, baby? Just at Lauren Cabaret on Twitter and Instagram and I just want to repeat, May 22nd, podfest, YKWD Live at 9.30 pm, Dan, Joe, Lewis, and Colin Quinn. It will be our special guest at the end. What a lineup that is.

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I think you got some traction on some other website. I'll have to look into that, but I think some people were talking about it. Yeah, because I forgot what came up. But it was good, man. I'm glad that people are digging the show. So if you're watching on YouTube, make sure you subscribe.

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Where's our Amazon link? Amazon link. We gotta get that. I gotta talk to Dr. Steve. Okay. Because he makes fucking, if you just, everybody uses Amazon now, and if they use our link, we'll make money off of it. It's on the Ryecast page.

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Are you sending up a Bluegrass band somewhere? What's my dates, buddy? Oh, I didn't have that because I'm doing this. Sorry. Are you fucking kidding me? I got fucking to you. We're gonna split up this gap. You didn't figure that out.

Why is it on me? I'm doing this. Why wouldn't you show, look, I'm not doing that today because I'm doing this. Can you fucking make sure you have that? I taught you my job. Teach me yours. It's called producing. It's all right. Yeah. May 11th you'll be at the Empire casino in

Younger's New York. Younger is you New York shitty plays great gig. So if you want to come see me locally in Westchester there you go everybody winning in Westchester I'm there so make sure you show up. I'll be there. May 13th improv West Palm Beach in Florida. I'm very sad I haven't been in the west palm beach in problem a long time as i since they changed it over the last time i went there was a small club i'm very excited about that i'm actually going to be doing uh... uh... the radio showdown there too uh... paul and ron

uh... paul young ron yeah but i think i'm down there i think i'm going to be co-hosted with him i think i one of one of he's taking I think I They're taking the day off so I'm gonna be doing it with them. So I'm excited. I love those guys I'm glad you're my dad will hear you even if he doesn't acknowledge me Maybe I'll get a cigar with him. We'll talk about you So you'll be the 13th 14th and 15th and then on May 20th and 21st you'll be at the Arlington draft house Yeah, I can't wait for that June 18th House of Independence, and has very Park New Jersey.

Yeah. June 24th, 25th, McGuire's in Bohemia, New York. And then I'm in a Rubah baby. Oh, a Rubah. I'm in a Rubah. A Rubah, what's it? What? I'm past it, McGuire's.

I'm cool. Get on it. You're on. Get on. Oh, Rubah. Is that a Rubah Ray? I'm past it. McGuire's. I'm cool. Get on it. You're on. Get on. Get on it. Rubo is that a Rubare. A Rubare. I'm very excited about that. And the show airs June 30th on FX. I'm very excited this season's fucking great. I'm very excited about it. And so make sure you spread the word about Saxon Drugs and Rock and Roll. Follow me on Twitter and make sure you follow everybody on the show on Twitter. Make sure you check out all the shows on Riot Cast. We have all these, I think 1920 shows on there.

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