Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Cowhead

Episode Date: December 12, 2013

Robert is joined by Cowhead, Gary Vidar, Luis J Gomez, Dan Soder, Joe List, Kelly Fastuca and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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¡You're listening to Robert Kelly's, separado, tres por uno, tres por uno, ah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, show it was awesome it was a two-hour show it was awesome I loved it I love it great Lewis then like Lewis Jay Gomez you can call the Jay the Jay the sign of respect that I don't have for him but we did it and the first hour was fucked up because the fatal Australian was fighting with the guy who dates Montel's daughter and they couldn't figure out who is running shit and the sound got all fucked up and I'm a professional sitting there watching this shit go on I'm just sitting there quiet because I don't want to be the dick in the room. But anyway, they fucked up the whole first hour and I guess you could listen to it but it's gonna sound like it's... It's a little... I sent it out, I fixed it a little bit. You know what, I thought it's so fucking funny, quit... it's free. What are you complaining about?

It is free. The second half is when you kind of took over the show. Yeah, it was kind of Hitler me. Yeah, you made everybody open up for some reason. I'm an apology, I used to call Kelly a fat ostrich. She's not fat. I just now I'm hating her like every else. The reason why we call a fat should used to be fat. Oh, OK.

So why don't you say it? Because I told her it would fuck you up. You would fuck Kelly. Yeah, I tried to get her to something. I said, no, rejected me right there in the room. Well, what are you going to do? Well, the fuck her fat bitch. All right, enjoy the show.

It's a little messed up at the beginning, but it gets better at the end. So go fuck yourself. Yeah. It's a little messed up at the beginning, but it gets better at the end. So go fuck yourself. Yeah. Yeah. You woke up, woke up. To the funniest podcast on the planet Earth.

That was trying to keep it like a comic hand. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down. Yeah. And sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's intense. No topics, no direction. But I love doing it.

This podcast has no rules. Can I get a microphone? I'm sure I've already sent you. There were crabby. I love doing it. This podcast has no rules. Can I get a microphone? I'm sure I've already sent to there. We're grabbing. Rubber Kelly. You know what, dude? You know what, dude?

I know what! I cast unbreakable cast, I come. I cast unbreakable cast, I come. I'm tied. Come. Run. It's. I Fuck it we're recording I hit the button like old school

Yeah, I Robert Kelly here. You know what, dude? My headphones, for some reason I can't hear anybody. Well, you sound terrific. Can you hear me? Absolutely. We can hear you. I can't hear me. I can hear Jimmy.

He can't hear Jimmy yet. Are you coming through on the recording? Is that a way they can't jump on me? Yeah, well, I'm coming through on the recording. We're coming through. The stooky brothers. I just like to hear myself in the fucking headphones, and for some reason their fucking,

some button was touched. Something was fucked with. Will you hear it last night? Yeah, yep. You fucking caught something. I didn't tell you anything, dude. Lewis, what did I touch? I don't know, what did you fucking do?

I can't hear myself. I do. I had nothing from any other, nothing different from any other time that I did. You got that that sound guy Yeah, whatever is nick name is you game. It's like he's like a trucker Minnesota day Hey guy got a case ice of toners down to Cincinnati 50 is he really what did you do to my head do anything? Why can't I hear myself? Don't you take scopos headphones? And his microphone

I think this is the backstory episode the good one This is the this is the idea Bobby dismissed it. I did not I said it was a great idea And then you texted me you hate me. It's like fuck Joe. No. I don't fucking hate you You wrote back cool. I wrote a nine-page email to you trying to help out our fellow you serious That cool the worst texture you have a great radio It took nine hours you should be on radio radio face This is Actually, I want to do a good friend of mine His name is Michael, but his real is radio name is cow head. He's the top show in I went Florida, right?

Yeah in Florida He has a the top show in uh... i went for it right yeah in florida he has a top afternoon show in florida so if you ever do in the gig in florida you you might want to take that fucking ugly face joke back she's right i assume that is the guy that fucked you first day he didn't i didn't fuck anybody i sucked a dick for a state get it right it is we have a lot of it looks like an old defensive lineman yes all like a shape get it right We have

Yes, oh like a shape It's very sensitive Christ you don't even know this guy you're saying his face is I did not say that he said he's got a face for radio Yeah, you said me exactly oh I always have him here. He's Michael is here. Kyle head is always on my lamp. That's it. You've got to do it for my studio. I still have a studio. Yeah, I still I still from your studio. And then we have a new a new member of the Chizzo, yeah, sweet gal Hey, how's it going? Gary Vida, I believe the name is and that's Mexican, right? Yeah, I'm a pretty Puerto Rican like Louis if you could tell by his energy is a real lightning

wrong This guy's gonna blow some socks off It's like a retired pro-Turk I got retired accountant. You're looking at the books of the two. What? When Harry takes his glasses off, the nose come with it. Yeah.

He says it every time I see it. He looks like an old uncle that died in Vietnam. Like my mom would show me a picture like he's gone. He does look like the stereotypical I got cancer to young face I really just cancer That's okay, then I'm right my instincts are correct. I have superpowers F my headphones don't work and it's Lewis fucking Gomez. Lewis fucking Jay Gomez. It's so cocky, I love it.

Woo! When did it, what is it then? You want to get to know it. I want to know when it happened to Lewis, where he started correcting people on the Jay. That was the first sign that Lewis has changed. He's not gonna go as far as say, he's not a real ass dude anymore.

Well, he's a real Hollywood dude. Are you fucking kidding me dude? You're a real Hollywood dude. Yeah, you got to have your gong You're barking at Kelly for hot chocolate. You're insisting on the J in your name a little too much I just hear he's fucking up the studio with his show He's gonna sabotage you sabotaging the show that might be the answer. You got his own show here That's probably what I'm the cherry was up to the other way the chair He was out here. You sitting out with a legend and then

and then you yeah I'm a good carries a legend between both of you yeah this guy looks like he's the director of a Jewish summer camp Gary Vida hello everybody welcome to Color Wars Bobbi brought Luca Brazi to kill you I don't know who that is.

You don't know Luke, are you fucking kidding me? Who's Luca Brasi? Godfather. That's okay. That's okay. It's not okay. It's not okay that it doesn't know the fucking Godfather. I don't listen.

I don't care if he doesn't know Godfather 2 or 3, but one you fucking know. Godfather 2 is better than one. Godfather 2 is great, but I don't expect dumb dumb to know i only saw the godfather when i was like twenty two and i don't know that it's really intense stuff when you're twenty two but it's still developing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in that uh... louis is getting a little hollywood c-luis uh... what was it like eight months ago six months ago when he lived in the woods

we have no no to go he was defanged he was about to be about to pick up movers family his whole family to all a uh... you know to make it and is that what that works that works and you late fucking twenties you know that we're thirty right thirty one you're thirty one you know it works

i'm gonna go to l.a. and we're gonna do it honey did you look at the list watch godfather go to l. 31. Yeah, that always works. I'm gonna go to LA and we're gonna do it, honey. Didn't you look at the list? Watch Godfather. Go to LA to make it. So he, uh, we, we, we all talked him into staying and things have happened and now he was on TV the other night on the access live. His podcast is doing, he's on another podcast. He's on this podcast. You can finish his podcast is doing, he's on a different podcast. There was no adjective or anything. His podcast is on the blanket. That's that's real big. He's podcast. He's wearing a hat. It's food.

He's a person. How do you tell the podcast do well? You can you can look at the numbers. It's I mean like what's what's good? I would say real good. Yeah. Like I would say over a hundred thousand a week. An episode. mean, like what's what's good? I would say real good. Yeah, like I would say over a hundred thousand a week, an episode. Is that what's the average here? No, I $850,000. $50,000. Yeah, it's good. I mean, it's getting bigger and bigger. This for the last six months

if we've really jumped up as Bobby Gross said as a podcast. Doesn't make sense. I just lost 25. No, we lost 25,000 listeners. We had a thousand listeners for every pound. We'd be doing a lot better. That would be better. We were really grateful. We were really grateful. Thanks for saving Lewis.

No problem. This would be the Woodstock of podcasts. No joke, Gomez. Look at this. We have the bigger laugh. Woodstock, 500,000. Joe and Gary do look like they were brought in to punch up everything that Lewis said. of podcasts. No joke, Gomez. Look at this. They have to bigger laugh. Woodstock 500,000. Joe and Gary do look like they were brought into punch up

everything that Lewis said. Like Lewis just puts the attitude that Gary's like, wow, I have to promise actually. We could save the Joe. Why did I legal? No, Kelly's joke. It looks like he was brought in to do nothing. Well, he's. He's always.

You bail on me. We'll scuba always has sports talk producer face I'm in the fucking zone right now In the fucking zone Like Dan Patrick, yeah, well, what's the rule when you're talking I put the mic to me you go to the three fucking shot It is now it's you all the three shot the three shot. It's just you when you talk you go to three shots You don't have to worry about anybody fucking talking to me guys. I got yelled at Well Bobby's got a direct. Oh, this you cock sucker. I got yelled at this The guy that put you on the fucking show I got yell I didn't say this. I say I got yelled at you said this it's recorded. We can prove it

Bobby yes, I'm shutting my phone This it's recorded we can prove it Bobby yes, I'm shutting my phone Phone jail phone jail phone jail this on jail give me the fuck it. I hope it gets raped 30 flip phone this is the thing with phone jail is that you should have been in phone jail You should have been in phone jail You should have been in phone jail you should have been in fucking phone jail. I want to go to phone jail boom put it in Give it a give it a phone Put it in Hey give it to me. Yeah, look at his picture

I'm It's good and he just kept staring Missed them purpose but I threw it down. It was great and he just kept staring at it. As it dropped. It even flinched. I think Lewis has got the typical drug deal a burner for. I think I should make sure I get my boost mobile back. I know I have to go to 7-Eleven and get a new phone.

I think part of that joke might have backfire because it looks like I hit you in the testicle. Is that true at all? No, that's not true. Well, there's a couple layers protecting it. Oh, he called you fat. I did not. He called your balls fat. I said there's things in front of your balls. You got fat balls I love I do have big balls. Yeah, you show them Not well, man. I just small balls. I've done too much on this fucking show and love show you ball He sucked my dick in front of a live crowd. Oh come on bro. It's tough to watch dude

Tell more me the truth can you please bring up on the phone him sucking my dick please i think i'm gonna get the rest of the day you know it's it finally there really happen i mean it's very good we had a live we had a live podcast for the new york comedy fast at the village underground like i put all the plugs in right and um...

we uh... he we had Bailey J on and he challenged her to us uh a blowjob company and he won she forfeited after I sucked his dick oh my in front everybody yeah he sucked it good it was a live podcast but now I feel dead inside now I'm happier than I were to be on the couch with you to explain Lewis's position on the podcast is if you know football there's something called the wedgebuster on kickoff team that's just only goals to throw his body into other people So you can tackle the returner. It's what Lewis is on this podcast and longest to suck a dick and a second dick Hey, man cow, you don't know me like that Man cow is a fucking douche with glasses and shitty hair

That's not the way pretty brother has a show. And I'm sell a fuck off. I just learned that you suck the guy's dick. I think I do know that you like that. Good enough so far. Yeah, and this is the guy when you come to Tampa with me, you're gonna be on a show. And you don't want to fucking, you know what I mean?

Hey, Bob, what? That sweater's a problem. Yeah, your community college professor, Swaterer is. Wow, looks college professor sweater is. Wow looks like a handly. Alright the sweaters off is it make you feel better? It does make you feel better. Why would it be a problem? It looks silly. You look like an old lady. What are you talking about? You look like an antique. It has a

collar too. It's a it's a cardigan with a collar. I love that you switched up old lady with antique the light and you laugh at old lady antique and then they got a little chuckle i feel like you would try and some a new no i'm fucking not letting it happen well you know what i did home sweat i did a home sweater and i have dick vandai slippers to i bought very expensive home slippers for here i have no not for here. I have Jerry Van Dyke sneakers How is that a bomb?

Why did he get the banana for that wedge? It's not a banana He just tailed off like he wasn't trying to make a joke with that wedge nonsense Joe does listen Joe can't sit in it. He just has to point fingers when it doesn't go all first of all Just as what Jack's speakers is hilarious. Okay, and people All and then you'll feel justified. That's right. Yeah, I'm gonna show I'm gonna show My friend cow head here the sound up. Yeah, this will be good radio We have video for an individual I'm sorry, I didn't mean that what I called you man kept before school I'm not offended what you're sorry Bobby was oh we friends I'm sorry talk what you do to your career. I mean I did mean it that that was a bomb

Yeah, it wasn't and I get it but and I did mean it that you try to divert attention from your own Bones, but Jerry Van Dyke sneakers. I we get it. We got it You can't try again. You got the we get the bandana twice We got it. You can't you can't try again. You got the we're getting the bandana twice The fuck we need another bandana for fucking Joseph temps. You know, you want to point out what we did wrong Yeah, I'm gonna point out he called it a bandana Make me so angry Listen this gorilla knows I know This dick sucking gorilla. What is your name?

And why are you saying nothing and sitting here? What do you want to say? I don't know I'm not I would never call you Darth Vader. I love that Darth Vader. Yeah, I've heard it before That before the glasses of the night Gary stop yelling just show him real quick Hey, don't make it a fucking production. Why do women always have to make everything a big fucking production? Women be shot! God damn! Oh women always gotta be shot! But why does he need to see the video?

He get it? He sucked his dick. Yeah. He doesn't need to see the video. It would have been a big deal if she just fucking pulled the video. I know, it's like she's pointed up real to real. Nothing! Nothing!

How did I get that? How you feeling now? I don't really know what's going on. I'll tell you what's going on. He's suckin' his dick. I'll tell you what's going on. I'll tell you what's going on. He's so enthusiastic. I'll tell you what's going on. He's got a ball. It's so uncomfortable.

He can't stop watching it. I'm almost fully hard. Is that really happening? Well, it's a deal though. It was like I was giving a cow head. That was pretty good. That was actually quite a good deal. That was really good. Cal head. Yeah, hey, that was pretty good That was actually great. That was too much everyone. It was really good See I'm not just talking about Jerry van Dyke sneakers. That was very good bit and Jerry van Dyke sneakers was better and no one's laughing Jerry van Dyke sneakers. It's Gary beaters here. His energy is not funny. His energy is funny

It's just not it's not coming out of his mouth. I'm here like he's Energy is funny. It's just not it's not coming out of his mouth. I'm here like he's Everybody told me you got to have Gary Vitty you got to never said you had to have I said you got to feel handling instead of having a view wore his outfit I can't wear a fucking sweater Oh, not that one why I got it's got buttons in a collar you look silly. I fucking want to look silly You know I should be reading a book with bifocals I'm not gay I think I made the word by like you the man daddy

I'm fucking bifocals. What are I suck dick? Now you know by Fuck what I know like guys too. Oh Was that the joke by focus gay? Oh, I needed you to say it again It was so bad that so I had to repeat it Bob the interpreter I speak that he says he doesn't want to suck this is wearing glasses I speak that he says he doesn't want to suck these are in glasses Dan is all the one in Bobby. Yeah, I just told him you appreciate the joke

First of all I I got a sweater. I like it. I love it. I think it looks good on me and it makes me it tones Me down a little you look like a dad who's trying to not be abusive nope all right I'll take that wow flying around no what you do is just get everybody their own and you can put it on and take it off how's that's how have we just a tiny should be sweater on the microphones instead the next one you get a pass that's how that's how good that one was and how bad you usually are getting that back right there that was a flat tire anyways I'm very happy to have you on the show I've been on your show Gary what yeah not Gary well thanks mine welcome back to the Gary Vee

today's guest is Robert Coway. Gary's show is all about doing slow things. Guys, we're gonna slow it. Welcome back to slow it now. Gary's leader. Today we're gonna be talking about watching the clock. I will read you the Micro Machine commercial. And the mom of the coach.

Dehy, I'm Gary. Do you hate fast things? Gary is a micro machine. Yeah. What? Nothing on that. Ah, yeah. Blinking nothing.

Nothing. Ah, that was a deep joke. Nothing on it. I know it's a deep joke in my life. He's small micro words I would say deep Joe It hurts my feelings Scopo bring the heat today, buddy

This is Scopo do listen take a minute off Scopo. Yeah, it's gonna go to three stop oh go to three shot It's go. Oh, you're doing great. You're doing a good job Yeah, this is the thing is that we were trying to put the videos. We spent a Fucking hard is to have everyone to go you guys just fucking talk So I'm trying to get everyone in the shot without him fucking yell at me No, you don't get to say I yell at you because you're supposed to be doing something. Yeah yeah it's not that I yell at you for no reason I'm trying to I'm trying to get you now Bobby what you know what you know I'm gonna show you that's some bullshit give me that fucking bandana yeah hit him with it I'm gonna go on fry that fucking white boy whew gone fry the person's state of the airy nation what I'm kidding I don't want it

you fucking weirdo I just want it off one man you just such an improm kidding. I don't want it. You fucking weirdo. I just wanted to have fun. You're just such an improv. I don't deny. I just keep going. Yes, I am. I'm sorry. I'll do Bobby improv.

Now, what are you talking about, Dad? No. Alright. Wow. You knew that wasn't going to work. The second you said Bobby improv, you went, I got nothing. Dad, I'm just going to do the first day. I'm like, thanks Empty.

Let's just pull this bad boy over. Instead of improv, you should improve. Yeah. Yeah. Jerry Bandung sneakers. Oh, I think Vita's probably added at least one Twitter follower after this one. Gotta be one, maybe two. You look like, what's his name, Rockwell?

Oh, Rockwell. Sam Rockwell. Sam Rockwell. Little bit, yeah. You know, you say, is that good? Yeah, it's good. I mean, my rock well. Sam rock well. Little bit yeah, you know, you play that good. Yeah, that's good. That's my first compliment. That's a compliment.

You great actor. Anything like Sam rock well. I mean, if I was gonna pick somebody, I'm not gonna pick, I would pick him. Sam rock well, or midget? No, Sam rock well, no. I'm not a midget. I'm not a midget.

I'll call you Vita. Five foot six. Wow. Close, you're fucking close to anybody else so anyways you have your uh... you have your show i'm using on your show which is the fucking number one show in florida you did you're getting their next week i think i'm there in a week yeah

and tamber and a week which i love that club i like it i like bobby all the uh... size but it's you like him i do like him he He's I look he He's always been nice. He's never he's showed up. He hangs out. He does one of the best impressions of bufertig justice You'll ever see Ever about Leslie

bartender. Oh, she's great and and BT is great You know, I run it. so I mean I have a look. I don't want any problems at a club. If I can just show up and they keep people drunk, you know, the fucking cool. Yeah. And the fucking opener in middle of doesn't do fucking an hour. I'm good. I'm good.

Let me just go on and do my shit and I'll get the fuck out. I like to go in, do my show, have a good time, say hi and get the fuck out. Like me and you and I'm there. We're going to eat. I know. I wanted to see you. I always tell the fuck out. I like to go in, do my show, have a good time, say hi, and get the fuck out. Like me and you and I'm there, we're going to go to eat. I know, I wanted to see you. I always sell the communities. Yeah, I'll be there. I'm going to come this way. I never go.

That's funny. Every fucking DJ does that. Have you been done? You don't know this? I'm going to go check it out. I'm excited to see you. We're talking to the chefs. Eighteen ten.

I'm going to come to the tent. I'm going to come to the tent. Yeah, they're always specific. I'm going to come to the tent. Well, I wait for the uncomfortable. You're going to come tonight? I'll get your name to the tent. Yeah, they were specific. They were very sweet. I'm gonna come to the tent. Well, I wait for the uncomfortable, you gonna come tonight? I'll get your name on the list. Like, I need you to get me on the fucking list.

And I'm always like, yeah, I'll try. No. Yeah, but I wouldn't come here that you live in a great, you live in a nice house with a pool, you get your kids. Yeah, I just don't have enough hours in a day. It's something I don't like to go plus. We just sat there for two hours, being funer together. Right. I don't need to see it to see you get it yeah you get it I mean but me

and you usually go get some food that's the here's the good news is you're only over one but we but I don't I don't I don't eat that way anymore, dude. I'm done. No more grins. And you lost a lot of weight, too. Yeah. But the best is he comes in the studio and he opens the door and he goes, oh, good, you're

still fat. And he goes, because the day I come in here and you look better than I do, I'm actually so fucking depressed. It's the worst thing for a fat person is to come in and see one of your fatties, not as skinnier than you. You know, because I always put my... It's like when I had, when I was losing my hair, I would always, you know, rust, maneave.

I was like, oh, so devastated when I passed rust. You know, he doesn't eat every other day. It's like his diet, that's crazy. It's actually not crazy. No, it's not actually crazy. It's not actually crazy. We only made up the fact that we need to eat every day. Humans can eat every other

The weight of every other day. They have asked every other day He's trained his body to not he doesn't have to eat for a day and then when he eats he can eat whatever the fucking wants Yeah, I don't think that's the best pretty genius to do it No, yeah, I it's actually not that unhealthy if as long as you train your body to do it There's no rule saying that we need to eat every 24 hours, you know three square meals a day or in Bobby's case nine And then I Can't bandana. I love that he went for it. We're gonna cut the bandana now We should get we should get you a bandana hoodie

Hold up on that one. Really? That's not a fucking good one. I just didn't mind you. I'm not getting this. I think it's a tough crowd today. I think it is. I think that was made clear. Hey, this is Colin Quinn. Welcome to the show. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've heard my already impression. It's just a good deal. This is my already impression right here. Mancow's good to have you on the show. I've been on the show on Cal, man, Cal.

I do heroin and eat Snickers bars. They make any cough syrup. Anyways, I've been on your show a bunch of times. I do like that club. I used to work the improv over there Which is in e-bore city They were nice to me. I remember the first time I worked there They gave me my chick was coming to town so they gave me a suite. They gave me a better hotel and the next time I was there they put me up at the fucking hotel around the corner

They have the pool in front with a street. No, it's not nice. You're right by the street. I know I'm sitting in circles. Oh, okay, so you Okay. So you're sitting in this pool after the show. Just cops are going by. People are streaming because Ebo or city at 10 o'clock. It's a shit. It turns into a fucking nightmare. That's what I came out one night. And I saw these two insane Spanish cops and one had a mess shirt on and then the one had a leather vest with their badges just on bare skin. Those were cops, those were gay guys. I'm strippers.

Dressed up like fuck. And those strippers going to work. Yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they look great in this city. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, the cops just so weird. They look great in this city The cops just so weird I don't know what's up with their Academy

Chris me He's put out such sexy cops They're licking each other's asses I mean that one blue Of course he did This fucking Puerto Rican What point do you want me to go gay sex? What point do you want to say Kelly's fat Kelly's digs or I suck a car

Kelly socks Kelly's Kelly sock Kelly fat Hey sex Kelly song. Hey sir Kelly socks Kelly. He's fat Kelly I haven't said Kelly sucks or she's fat today. I thought it Is right though because you're like you're bigger and you're looking great and I hate it because you're the same before and you're losing weight too and it's burning me up inside. I hate it so much. No, those are your pussy sister. Why are we cheating friends? Yeah, yeah, you're losing weight. You don't get it.

Joe, you look good. I'm mad. What do you mean I don't get it? Because it's a fat person thing when your friend is getting it's getting it's so fat person thing Your friend is improving his life in a way and it's bumming you out because you're not improving the same way That's not fat. I could do it. It's too happy for them. I'm just jealous of them because I'm a fat shit still Oh, I see. Yeah, you are clear on that. That makes sense. I'm so happy for them. I'm just jealous of them because I'm a fat shit still. Oh, I see yeah, you are clear That makes sense. Look I Look are you mad at me?

Joe, I'm never mad at you. Great. All right, so take that with you forever. I'm never mad at you But if you ask me if I'm mad at you again, I will be mad at you. Fucking jerk sure coke let's get leader let's get to the show scope is

what we don't even know mic yet mic mic is one of the greatest guys out there alright one of the greatest DJs out there okay i have you're doing the

so we're today is is chris scopo day, okay? He just wins we're gonna have I'm gonna let Joe I'm gonna let Joe and Dan take this over Damel Nare Joe will direct but I also want to learn about Mike and and we have to we should showcase Gary too It's very funny something. Oh, okay Should I mind fucking the industry? What am I the fucking Steinberg? She wanted to put him up and do five? Hey, hey buddy listen, I want to know if you could take a look at my friend gear. By the way, nobody knows who the Steinbergs are.

It just sounded really racist. Like what am I in the fucking Steinberg? Is something that control the media and shit? Or am I in the money bonds? Huh? What? Lucius took a money bounce. That was actually good, but you didn't say it right, thank you.

Fuck him. I'm gonna hold Bluff on it. You've been really good today. Thank you. Really good. Well Mike, fuck getting in that sarcastic. say it right thank you fuck them i'm gonna hold off on it you've been really good today thank you really good well like but i'm not so casted i have a farm jerry i see the application is that you're put your that your bad behavior he said that you were Lewis

i've had a very bad week very bad you can see all the church my well um... you know i've i mean things with the baby is been fucking amazing i can't tell you i know you guys are really young you know my cuz you have kids but you guys are young who is just a terrible dad

i don't know if you can i can't miss that the list is a father that's a shock by it cutest kid on fucking her here's a deal though you're you have to be around for a year before we can consider you a dad i have another month yeah so in a month we'll consider you a full-fledged dad we're white we're dads right out the gate yeah

makes sense right any minute he could be like i'm already here be i'm gonna go lose my life and then we have another Lewis Jay Gomez in our hand. You know what I mean? So um, Gary's actually my son. You're the same way. You're you're you're you're related to this too. Is that there's I don't know if there's anything better in life when you look and you hang on with your kid when you're just chilling with your son or your daughter or whatever you got or sex. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you bringing up oral sex with talk? I'm trying to just that you don't know if anything is better than looking at your kid serious get serious Lewis Animal

I just just the fact that one day James will be like I want to listen to all the podcasts my dad did What's better than I get all their son get your deck song Get in your dick all nice and wet and our chicks mouth I think it's losing its back Stutters sing like Gary Veda Sherry Veda. Well, Sherry Veda. Kelly's got two funny things today.

The record. Kelly's funny. Kelly's funny. Kelly's funny. Kelly's funny. Kelly's funny. Now she ruined it. Kelly ruined it.

By it we mean everything. And we're really serious. Kelly's not that funny. Kelly's funny. Oh. So your son, Fulu interrupted. So here's a deal. I mean, there's nothing better than fucking hanging out with your kid. I mean, it's just a fucked up.

When you've been as selfish as we've been in our careers to make it to where we are, I'm talking to him just me a mic right now. But no, you too, Lewis. I mean, you've been into all of a sudden have this guy a little kid on your and all he gives a fuck about is you You're gonna know yet wait till you get to the holder hold you now five and a half. Yeah, no Wait till he's like to he's five and a half I don't know what he's like to that's totally different world What do you mean because you could do more shit with them and you could talk back to you Here another person then you can hang out with you can hang out with talk about

Then you don't give a fuck about any of your friends anymore. You just want to have you smell your fingers Now Gary you were too recently Gary's like a giant baby Gary side note. Do you shave your arms? Do I know? You should. Listen to this. There's a thing. Please do next time you can finish it.

By the way, I told you... I don't want you to be the care and your arm here to connect in front of me. I was briefing Gary yesterday on the show and I said, briefing? Stop briefing people. Well, I said, don't you... Who last time you briefed somebody?

They can't even attack me. I'll tell them. He said, don't attack you. And then, then, then, then attack me. I'll tell him he said don't he said don't attack you and then Then I'll off of I said don't a town or spot me until he attacks you so what I was gonna say is I think you're in the clear now Here's a thing Stay is knocking over Dish It stays there

That's a best sound ever what an embarrassing person to have on your show knocking over place It's always a sitcom problem Guys the conveyor belt won't stop But I'm still lovable even though I've created this But I'm still lovable even though I've created this About to pipe up There is the body of witty uh... joe said don't attack bobby unless he attacks you that

why would you why you broke listen this is what you're fucking up okay gary is a professional comedic so far gary in this performance uh... i had a ball run up like rudy yesterday and i was folding you saw to raise my hand and everything. I'll be back.

I said, here he's a, I said, Bobby's a great host. Just make sure he knows if you have something. And clearly he hasn't had anything yet. Please do, you do it. Listen, Gary, you're doing fine. I'm just kidding. There's a deal. What I'm saying is, well, you're between two fucking

Mexican spanned ados. Are you Spanish? Seriously. What are you? seriously what are you i just want to see him being self it that's all it's not important to read it seriously you think of one of those what makes racism really just shined problem of her

you give these you gave fill a handly of pep talk and he walks in and immediately attacks me yeah and then you fucking pay tribute to him by wearing his sweater And I said don't attack that's why I said I learned Stop giving people fucking pep talk Want advice that nervous to come in here you're very intimidated You are I've done nothing. I've been nothing but nice to you. I don't even know if I was supposed to say how do you when I walked in.

What do you merely looked at? I was just a little, I got to do a lot of shit. He couldn't see you, he was looking over your head. Bobby likes to do all the technical stuff right after the show is supposed to start. No, I had a therapy today and I had to come here. I had a meeting this morning which is a Joderosa meeting. I just had lunch with Rebecca from the cave. I have a meeting. And then I went to therapy and I came here,

and I had a couple minutes to set up. I got to set this whole fucking thing up, and Scope and Kelly. For Stoke. For Stoke. You know, we got to get the shit going. So you can walk in, Joe, sit down and just talk, and apparently pick your nose and

Throw it on the floor. What do you do? You fucking savage Savage you just picked your nose and Like it was Spicy another moves pick it up yeah he's come out dig it my favorite thing in the world Lewis is looking really old

kid he was like you know i'll just go back to talking gary up come on gary sing me sing get that voice out oh he's a singing bird oh wow bomb why am i a civil war era black woman boys out all he's a single bird uh... well bombing why am i a civil war error black women here you're big fat black hands

let's try to get a little nice to say the talent show sprinkled it like uh... what was that that was a right on top of each other with our fingers well anyways i i i i i i had uh... right on top of each other with our fingers. Well anyways, I had this week, you know, it was amazing to have this feeling, to have this thing in your life. It makes you closer to your chick, it makes you closer.

It's crazy. Not me, rooting my relationship. Yeah, it's early for you. You'll hate her, it's in and of. Why? Because she's miserable with everything. What? My wife is not miserable. She's not healthy. Now, because you're still hopeful, Why cuz she's miserable with everything what my wife is on this

Still helpful you're still excited I'll get I'll get this one you know this diaper or whatever You really Bobby you really just did the thing where you said something Guarantee they're gonna come along with it and they didn't like isn't it great you with your chick your chick I'm so you sharing this one human Lewis is like I'm done. Don't we're almost done I'm sorry, you share in this one human. Lewis is like, I'm done, we're almost done. I'm gonna look at Brossy's like, I don't know. It's so bad. And also nobody even addressed Lewis's until now.

We're like, yeah, yeah, you're gonna get divorced. Yeah, you're not gonna make it here. Yeah, but he's got to get married first. Oh, yeah. Very close. Vier, Vier coming with the legality Almost hit the bell Everyone was like this there

Those have associate face too Well legally you're not there. No, he was saying that it could drop the documents if I needed him Also if we turn the camera off Gary drinking he's only 17 Huge piece though. Well, what are you what are you saying? It's gonna get work. It's gonna get bad I mean you can't sing the praises of its wonder the relationship. Just be recorded I don't know my wife's never listen to this shit of its wonder the relationship. Just be recorded. I don't know my wife's never listen to this shit. She's what the fuck ton of girl?

What? It's a podcast, probably the number one podcast in the world. You should say WTM for Mark Maring. You should talk. Oh, Maring, what the fuck is his statement? What the fuck like saying? Yeah, she's the, yeah, Lewis. But anyways, please, let's not, why not stay on him?

Gong yourself. WTF, are you talking about Anyways, I mean look I've heard this before too with you know, but yeah, you wife You know, like it's like their life becomes like that. I know why you wife your check. She's not your wife She's your girl. You're not married. You have a kid out of wedlock. Okay, okay, and Well, no, I mean you're not married. No, I'm not but you have a kid out of wedlock okay okay and you know I mean you're not married no not but you have your chick you live together but I understand why she's mad at you you you were supposed to go here and you didn't she got

mad at that and then you fucking admitted that you jerked off in the hospital while she was in labor stop bringing this up okay because every time she hears the podcast why is she listening mine's her of that and then she's mad at me for three days in a row. But when you guys are good, you guys are great. Now, like, four hours at a time. I want a little bit of that. There's nobody, I think you guys make a great couple.

Your girl, you and your girl fit each other. So whatever bullshitting going through now because the stress is heightened to the maximum, will fade away as you as as things relax as thump vomit in your mouth disgusting yeah vomit in your sweater the fucking fast pay show man is a fast pay show

yeah it's a lot of time people start coming around and laughing at each other too yeah well your obscure references are still probably not going to hit you at a couple of pearls that were bombs as well i'm saying it was a tough crowd for a while here we stopped talking like boardwalk empire in a couple of pearls just i'm yeah i'm saying it was a tough crowd and now we're loosening up a little bit probably because Gary has a beer so anyways and a beer dove So anyways, and a beer dumb. Proud of you buddy. I fucking carry the working on this beard for three years.

I do a low Joe. That's this, that's his rangers playoff beer. That's what he has to tell. That's what he has to tell. That's what he has to tell. That's what he has to tell. This is a big one. Now forget our kids. This is the best story. Alright, kids, thank you. I've stinked the whole thing. I dare you. I know what to tell you this and that's what this week is going to tell my story

now jolis the disconnected list that he is would rather a fine story than the tragic state that i'm going to make bobby forget about his whole dumb baby story gary reader has seen chicilo niels dick uh... uh... uh...

maxing miss can go fuck himself what do you got uh... so like when i was growing up my dad he's a con artist so he used to so you know it was cat mad damond it was catch me if you can before i mean well after what was he really that guy You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, of your finest beer. So he's sitting on a phone book so it's throwing up with boys. Oh, it's brutal. Glad, Vita.

All right. So when I was like 10-11, my dad would take me to sporting events. He would say that we worked for Sports Illustrated for kids. We'd basically slide into the events. And he'd be the photographer. And and he'd be the photographer and then I'd be the kid reporter and we'd go to all these games for free. You have to show it like a fucking hat and a jacket and no pad. No, we did. I would interview the players even though it wasn't going anywhere and then

I'd basically have to come up with things on the spot kind of like I'm doing, you know, today. So you forced to have a personality is young kid what happened to that little kid it was like a stage dad what what happened it was all like he blew his water 12 yeah you're probably this fucking pizzazz little kid his down with Alan Iver son of he was 11 yeah no Jordan

that Jordan Shaq Richard gear so you're you how did you know the best basketball player So yeah, so how they're all after game. Oh every celebrity's to go to all the nick games an officer in a power forward. Yeah I knew that was bombing Throw that watch you get your book is that with that you fucking weird out I saw a bugger on the rim of the toilet when you lift it up the pay, was that Joe? No, well today?

Yeah, but a toilet. I don't know. I don't know, maybe it fell out of your nose. You fucking, well, you would take an epist or something. So Gary, back to the time, you face your America wish kid. Or whatever you do. So how do you get on Shack's cock? How did you suck his dick?

So Shack's story was uh... we went there to see that was on the o'clock magic there was a better picture of you pull your dick out right now and he was so i went in the lock room that's like that wow he's really fucking slump and today uh... so i go in the uh... the lock room and i did you like you call ahead you called madison square garden they were never they had the internet so like they would just

there's no way to check to make sure you're telling the truth they just believed everything he was saying we go in the locker room shack was there he just had a little towel on I was up top of the little man do you want to see my penis and't give a record of a personal starter. Do you want to see my dick? So you're interviewed? I didn't get an interview shack, but I got like two autographs from them, but then he was in there. He was in the locker. One with a pen, one with his dick.

Yeah. Okay. It's just dick. Dick, dick. That's what it comes up. Try it on my nose try it on fat dick kelly sucks fat good

and yeah so then I was just I was in the locker room and then and then and shack was there and so was this dick where was his dick though? how I mean you're like for two was it dick right where your face is? no his dick I so I was I was unlike opposite into a lot of the guy is like autographed i was actually taller when he was a kid

i saw west welkers cocked uh... how big was shak's dick it was uh... like a nice it was like a shak's eyes like a big if you had a hold your hands up how many bear bottles how many is probably it was probably it i mean how many fish could you get around? What I would think would be like, one Heineken bottle, like one of the softs. He wasn't hard, he wasn't walking around hard,

but he was, no stuff. Oh my God. He brought that turn a little white man in here. I got so hard when turning a little white kids around. You didn't interview, Chef. I did, I just got his autograph from him. And you got an image in your head forever of his cock. Yeah, yeah. That was about the same time Horus Grant was playing in the magic. You see his piece. He was I it was like it was penny

Penny was on okay, I know Jordan. Did you see his cock or just talked to him? Just talked to him. That's disappointing. It was a 90 square 55 at the garden. Oh, but yeah, yeah, as when he came back. So you got into all these events because all of us I mean Yeah, he was just saying we were going to get some around. Yeah, but we don't talk anymore. Why not? Because he robbed you took your credit. He was just a lot. Yeah, Gary found out he wasn't actually a sports illustrator. He wasn't really a dad. He just used you because he needed a kid. Come here kid. I'm your dad. No, he was like his bait. I was get I would get him

and everything like we would get free stuff just because he would use me as like part of the skin. Like food? Yeah, food, everything. I was very popular with the kid. Food, my dad, he owned a. I fuck you, dad. I'm not talking about me.

Just like Lewis's head goes to sex, you're in any way like. Dad, so why would you get like three hot dogs? I'm not going to get three hot dogs. I'm not going to get three hot dogs. I love the hot dogs, the garden, dad. If I could have had you, you could use your head to get free food. But yeah, dude. If I could have had you, you could just get free food. But yeah, like I went to, we just go,

we go to like pizza places and he would know, he would know the guy though somehow. Right. And you just say, you know, like he'd bring me in and you'd have a little bit of a relationship. He was good at bullshitting everybody. Right. And then because I was there,

they'd always give me free food. I don't know, like you just have kind of a, you know, good relationship with them. So it wasn't free food, he wasn't conning people like you just have kind of uh... a you know good relationship with them so was a free food wasn't calling people you just had a relationship with a friend of his and the kid came in the gave you some fucking some slices of some fried out happened like everywhere yeah because you father knew a lot of people yeah how the hell do we get on food you interviewed michael jordan

we get that and i don't know what we what you interviewed Michael Jordan as a kid So how good could it be? I don't know was he breaking grounds? What is it ever called meeting Michael Jordan? I fucking came close to him too once came close to him Yeah, when he was escorted by you in a casino quickly with seven bouncers. Wow those Very pretty shit very well. I was walking by a casino with seven bounces in 19 lights. This is a high cool.

Yeah, where were you for the Stanley Cup finals in 1994? This will. Yeah, at the glass. I didn't even have a ticket. That's another thing. I didn't have a ticket. I was at the glass. I'm in the Stanley Cup video. That's great. Yeah. On the floor at the ice. Oh, and then you know, look, man, I'm not a fucking sports fan like you, bro. I'm not gonna get fucking my dick card. I thought Michael Jordan.

I look I I went to the Michael Jordan game where bird and Jordan went at it and triple over time on Thanksgiving. The one is called 62 points. Yes. It's not called the Michael Jordan game. That was back then in the old garden. All right. I like. Bird had the lion as game. That was back then in the old garden. All right. Bird had the lion as fucking stomach and stretches back in between every 10 minutes because it's even every 10 minutes. Yeah. Fuck you, dude.

You know what? She saw a Jack's dick at the other big thing. She saw. That's a guy, first of all. Yeah, that's not a girl. I mean, even though it looks like she looks like a girl that turned into a guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, wait a pic of new guy named Gary. That's pretty good. Gary, I can't help you anymore. I don't know what to do. They were unimpressed by Shack and Dick. That's all I have. That was a good story, but he fucking really glanced over it. I don't know.

It looked like a dick, a Shack dick. Wow. We described it. Did it have a big helmet? Was there a few colors? That's the size. What did you want to do? Did you make it want to touch it? I don't know it looked like a dick a shak dick. We described it did have a big helmet was a few colors What you want to do? Do you make it want to touch it? I know I wasn't Did it make your hungry dead? I don't know if my specials gonna happen

I'm supposed to do warm up on that special. Yeah, where is it? I don't know all this crazy shit my mortgage is getting fucked why the house I'm trying to get everything Jerry I'm with this more this has been one of the worst weeks. I am and a long a long time like literally The I mean where I'm I'm literally throwing in the towel hang on one second not in the throw in that sweater okay what I like it but I'm not gonna help you I'm laughing at I'm laughing at so does jumping to suicide no no no you can't you're like no I'm saying I'm not gonna be fine I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not suicidal before. I'm not suicidal, I'm not suicidal. I'm not a son. I'm talking about. I'm talking about like, you know,

that's why I love being a comic as opposed to an actor or musician or whatever the fuck, is that we always have our comedy. I can always just, I'll go here, I'll do my, I can just do my shows. Yeah. I'll go and I'll just go do the road. And all right, you can take that, you can take,

but you're not gonna be able to, I'm gonna go make a living and I'll make my fucking money. And I'll still tell my jokes and write shit and You know stuff like that. When you kill yourself gonna have the board So so back to max no, it was a weird it was a fucking bad week. It was a it was a bad week But not I mean look I'm not looking for sympathy. I get it. We all go through the shit I'm gonna fuck but you know I'll get I'll get over it But it's what yeah, it's the hardest week of my life, but I don't give a fuck You change speed I was with Alan today, and I was just fucking yelling at him

I'm like dude stop with your fortune cookie shit. Yeah, it good good. Fuck you. I'll go get a bag of fortune cookies I go go deeper go to the book get where's a book that you read and give me a big word Give me a fucking word. I don't want good. I don't want the fucking you know things things are good Are they you know you got you you got to stay connected? I know I get it stay connected to the kid and you what and the fuck off It sucks. It just blows right now You know where you have a part in your career with everybody is just getting shit and you ain't

everybody you know they mean that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that you haven't got anything yet all the ones that that that that that that that that that that that that that a few moments ago louis had the worst bomb Podcasts I don't even remember but it was a long period of quietness

Oh, yeah, if you die can I have the sound when when that was funny tremendous I didn't even want to look at it because it was one of those gruesome accident for us like I can't unsee that I love it. I love it because I was like nobody addressed it nobody addressed it nobody all right we're moving on perfect oh that really hurt him beautiful it was really sweet it was beautiful what I bought I know but that one was like that was like a nuclear bomb that was a true plan. It was like a suicide. It was insensitive and nobody laughed. It was weird. It changed the feeling.

Like in the room. Yeah, like you lot, like the room felt uncomfortable. And everyone was okay with it, even when you said, if you kill yourself, when you kill yourself, people were still like, this could be something. Yeah. Like, we didn't disengage then. And like the board and

People don't even know what the fucking board means Just gay people could think a board board. It's really her little early for me on the podcast today No, it's not we're actually an hour in yeah, no, it's early in the day the sun's down No, it's actually it's it's not even sunny out today Well, there's a new contender. Oh! Oh! Anyways, all right. Well, anyways, yeah, it was a bad week.

But here's the thing, is that, I mean, this is all I got. That's what I told the hell to go, oh, I'm gonna do a fucking podcast, I'm gonna tell some jokes, and then I'm going to fuck home. So, I really wish this one was better now. What's that podcast?

It's a great podcast I was you were better on this one, but it's been great. I mean Vita I brought it I mean that story is He's been slowing down the story it up It's so funny though talking to you guys because like you've never had a downtime yet. Yes I have what is it down time was called the first seven years of my career He's gonna fire After I did live at Gotham in 09 I thought shit was gonna happen and I was gonna get managers and shit and nothing

It took like three months for no Two years nothing and I kept people kept getting Montreal around me everything kept happening and I kept working doubles at the restaurant So yeah, I've had that in 09 I thought things were gonna go fucking awesome after I did live a golf really I watched list get a bunch of shit and him and Nate We're out of that get taken away. You did you got a bunch of stuff when we first move when you first move to the city We were even five you can't count that friends from the start we met that's when we met Apparently we have different definitions of friendship and that hurts But him how old are you 30? Yeah, when you get close to 40. Yeah, it should not happen and that's when you freak out Poppies gonna have all kinds of medical problems when you get 40

Can we let Lewis say what did you say? There's nothing no you said What you said I don't give a fuck just has no confidence I have no confidence. I tell you what happened to me. I have a lot of confidence. And you guys pointed out my confidence. And I started being self-conscious about my confidence. Because he's good. That's who I want you, right? No, we're.

Before the show, he's like, let's, hey, started, let's get into a war. I'm like, I don't know. Get into a war. And he's like, let's get into a war on the show. I know, and I'll be about him. I'm like, no. So that is let him thought everything was done.

And then I brought up Deconstructed you coming in with pre pre meditated skits on the show This isn't fucking Legion of scanks you fucking dummy What are you fucking join an improv group you remember the groundlings? Fuck is wrong with you. I was kidding Was he kidding? Yeah, he wanted to do a fucking yeah, he was like he was just like fucking around saying it But I he would have done it if you'd said you should do you check Lewis Boggs. He has a sketch He's a fucking magician

Charlie that's all I dialogue Fucking go as I see it on your back down for today's new is a short story If you read this well, I'm gonna say this and when I say this just read what are you angel Salazar? Check it out can you do an engine voice? I can try. I think you're right, though. When you hit 40, I mean, how many times have you been fired? Twice. Same from the same place. But the second time, my wife was five months pregnant.

You at the top of your game, you were the hit show, number one show. I was working for CBS, and I got hired away by Clear Channel. And in the first three months of Working there. I got fired because of a FCC complaint and my wife is five months pregnant I just bought a new house all that fun shit. What the fuck did you do? Mentor for a little while. Well, the good thing was I was in demand So I knew I'd get another gig

But then the FCC thing was so fucking bad after Janet Jackson that anybody that was you know the FCC was looking at was on the blacklist so I was real close to being blacklisted so I thought satellite radio was gonna have to be my only thing and the company that hired me now stepped up and they were like what did you do to get fired you can I talk can you talk about it yeah it wasn't a lot I it was it was somebody sabotage me you raped a midget yes twice no it ¿Es un medio de la caixa? Sí, por lo tanto. No, no. Yo he estado en la caixa. ¿Qué es eso? ¡Los dos grandes de la caixa!

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Solicitate u beca en fundación lacaisa.org de las embotas, comodidad 10 de los de 29 con 99. Daeshman, mucho parando. If you jerked another guy off and that was bad and there was really like a bunch of those little things was one guy That tried to get me fired so you taped all the shit me send to the FCC. Was it a fan? Well like a non-listener another radio guy Getting me fucking morning wars man pretty much I don't know how you guys did it when I worked in radio. It was those morning show guys I was like you guys just fucking everyone's fighting each other. I'm good at the fight So I don't mind the fight, so I don't mind the fight, but I don't, you know, it's, you know, take it that far.

Yeah. I hope that somebody's career. It's a life of a pregnant wife, you know. Yeah, but I, you know, and then I got lucky. I got another shot. How fast after that did you get another shot? Three months, but it's three long. How many days did it take you to get over that

in your head the fear of Holy-sh? I'm gonna leave them a floor. I hope you lie on the floor. I want you on the floor with it. It was funny because it was so sincere. Lie on the floor with it. I just had a mental loss. I was really funny about that. It's how sincere you were when you said that.

You really were like lay on the floor. Like if you had a gun, you'd like you just pointed out the floor. I can't stand the floor. Just fucking, I don't mean- Pal heads talking about the hardest three months of his career. He's like, I'm fucking- He was bleak. He was very bleak and loose like-

Kling, cling, cling! Oh man, I'm dead in a gun. I'm just fucking sick, calm stupidity. Not only that, I don't know if you guys could hear it. He also was clanging it while it was happening. So it was just like a subtle like, oh. Oh.

You think that's horrible. You're gone is gone. It's over. Is that a plan of words right there? Are you, what happened to you? The gang is gone. Oh my god. Don't get like you're serious right now.

That was a beer, beer thing. I really did. oh my god don't act like you serious the beer beer thing i really did oh my god you are not ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha did you and complete like fuck me uh... it was pretty the first thirty days was kind of like all the other gig i'm fucking doing good now then after that i was like holy shit what am i gonna do money in the banks trying to open new hummer at that eighty thousand dollar home or the

fucking i do so you just you thought you're gonna be the mother fucker when you got that gig i will i mean i was i was on the climb right away in that first three months had the best rings that in six years was working out great and then uh... the major at the time of the week let me call a couple of people and see where you can find out and then

thankfully somebody bit how did you get fit fired the second time well that was a second time the first time first time i was worked with a different guy and i'll grow that show we just didn't get one of the fire like regular fire yeah I got like hey I you know I was probably half my fault because I didn't want to kiss anybody else's ass anymore so first time was nothing and I had nothing I was making like 30 grand it was nobody go right second time sucked second time was a big money oh yeah but well this big money is big you

know different life situation yeah that's the point you brought up that is is comics we can just go still do stand up but when you're done in radio you're just waiting for someone to be like we'll put you back on the air That's great. It's only a handful of jobs. Yeah, I don't want to move the ship boi again and you fucking Yeah, and that's always funny because everyone in radio always says that same thing where they're like what am I gonna end up in Duluth? But it's funny because they're always in radio when people would say that would like i get fired like well i'm gonna stick around here see if there's something here because i'm not fucking moving because in radio you have to that's why i've only worked in temper since i was a kid oh wow mark in the

radio team has been pretty good to me yeah i'm kind of playing now my contract something to do whether i want to leave there's been a lot of like all radio guys that have been fired like kill themselves is a high-speed right oh my god you didn't lose, just slipping your nose. It's like, this is what I'd bluest his bits. He's like, no. At the point, where we're talking about depression,

how would you ask one of the guests if they really is in that way, people kill themselves? I'll just say my hymn, because he's here, I need the live. But because you have to move to sleep. You fucking barely look at him You don't know anyone you're new town. It's lonely. Love a little ride. Yeah, I'm gonna die My contract something June you can always kill yourself Can I take it? Can I have the show?

Exactly, Kelly can you give me a favor just fix your posture because you make it look like the camera is a fisheye. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take that. Oh, really? I should have changed it, Mark. Can I just try it again in a different way? The way I was gonna say, Kelly, can you fix your shoulders?

You're making the camera look like it's bent. I don't know. Wow. Wait, wait, one more, one more, one more. Take a, that's it. One more, one more, one more. Good take, three. And speed down. Action. Hey, Kelly.

Kelly. Kelly. Yes, Robert. Yes, Robert. Go, go, go, go, go. Kelly. Kelly. Yes, he can't play.

I'm listening. Kelly, can you He's a posture you're gonna make me want to throw up Just have to go direct I shouldn't be on this couch. I think that's the problem right now. It's not you've been on the couch before and you've been funny. It's that you came in with all those piss and vinegar. You're always on the couch. Yeah. You're always great. Yeah. I've been gilding the lily with you for too long. My friend. Oh, gilding the lily.

Mm-hmm. Huh? What's that name? So much playing that to her. I would like to know what it is. I don't know. We have to do a break real quick. Who's got a piss? Joe! We're going to piss real quick. We'll come back after these commercial messages, Dad. Alright, we're back. What's up, guys? Alright, so check it out. I'm going to do ads again, because ask him if it's static now. I don't know what the fuck to tell you.

So, is it the bag? Something happened with the sound. Something fucking happened. I'm not blaming you Lewis. There's something different though. It's not what it was last week. So, get our viewers here. I don't know what happened. Yeah, find out if it's... Anyways,

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What? What? It goes away with no one's talking until when we speak. Is it right now? This second? Only when we talk, yeah. Er, can. Maybe a wire.

Maybe it's his headphones. Maybe it's tweaked audio headphones. Hmm. Well, not even busking you balls. Maybe a wire maybe it's his headphones maybe he needs to eat audio headphones Not even busking you balls did you did you guys do anything nothing different? Did you plug into this thing is it still happening? They're saying every time we talk they're static not more than we don't talk Hang on second we can do it. All right. Here we go. Um, yeah, it was I don't know what the fuck it was Anyways, we'll find it anyways. We're back. We're back. We have um my friend cow head and we have

What's your name again? Gary Vita Lewis J. Dan Soda Joe, letiss Kelly Fistuka, and Scopo and myself. We're back from the bullshit anyways. You're a big way. You're a big way. I got a lot of shit going down man. What's going on? Mortgage isn't, I don't think it's gonna go through.

We gotta try and not, we gotta. What are you trying to buy? Trying to buy a house and it's crazy, the mortgage. It's getting a house as a fucking nightmare unless you're a millionaire. And even then, you're probably buying a fucking multi-million dollar house. So that's gonna be a nightmare too, I don't know.

I don't know, dude. I don't fucking know. It's a, I'm sitting here doing this. Nothing's worse than going in the house Picture where you're gonna put all your shit? You're gonna see your kids playing in the backyard and then the bank calls and that's gonna happen didn't accept your offer Yeah, trust your dreams. We should rob a bank You should talk to the mic

Should rob a bank Better that isn't a podcast Why can't anybody be robbed to bank life is the best way to a lot of people have Rob a bank Gary seals the lullipops Why wouldn't you put on a note like I I know where your fucking kids live or not even you actually we search like the teller You write their address on it you say I know where you live I know where your kids are press the fucking button your dead put the money in the bag. Isn't that the best way to do it? Oh, that's the risk.

You think someone has done that before? What is it? Get your dad to call in the teller. He needs pizza. He says, I'm a kid, I want to open an account. First, you got to get a stool and stand on it. See, new giving. Then you gotta speak loud. So you get a buddy, you get on his shoulders, then you get a giant trench coat, and then you're longer than the butt. Hand him a note.

He's taking over this. He says give you all the money. Yeah. And then, you know, if she does give you all the money, great, if she doesn't, and the cops come, to say just That's the worst idea Arty Lang did he went to jail wasn't that already story? Yeah, what first

Already did you wrote about in the first book. Yeah, yeah Are you just stealing chapters of Arty Lang's book and also is this the longest way ever to get Bobby to do his Arty Lang impression? What's the bank? He did it as a joke to flirt with the girl and got arrested. Well then you know the thing is when I went to the bank they said to me I don't they don't have lonely pumps I eat the whole fucking bowl. I don't really thought that was a good idea. Gary Vita everybody next up on the with a thing was You really thought that was a good idea Gary Vita everybody next up on the already nick and on you. I'm sorry already show Guys Let's go back look. I don't know what to say to the people on the fucking chat. I don't know what's going on It's that fucking week. I'm sorry in the fucking the the, the, the, the, the, the, you stream. The four people that are there, he one, two, one, nine cents, not bad enough that people should turn it off. Well, they should turn it off. I don't care.

People should, pre-turn it. It's, it's that bad. No, it's not bad. Okay. Look, I, something's wrong. I don't know what the fuck to do. Do we sort over? What's your output? Output? Where's your output? Right here. Turn that. No, no, no, no. Where does it come up on there? I don't know, right here. Yeah, you turn that the other way.

How's that? Is that better? Is that better in there? Like Lewis said, let me know if that's better. It's a problem with the video, it seems. Yeah, it's not a problem. The recording is fine, dude. It's not the mixer.

It's a problem with the U-stream feed. It's probably a lot of porn. Maybe I pushed a button. I'm telling you. Don't fucking fuck. No, I'm sick of. I don't I'm telling you don't fucking no I'm sick of it Bob. I'm not funny today. Let me be technical Man, you get a fucking risk tattoo There for a long time. It's a lot of scene that it's flame but it looks like a lot of

I love it that the other way you can show it off. It's a flick your wrist right back like a little time I know you should live you should live in Lake Havasu. That's what you'd really do good. Just a fucking dumb lake boat. Shit head skateboard and fucking asshole. Jerry's got a good one, can we just wait? What you got? No, no, I want everyone to sit in this bar.

I hear, I heard. You just heard him nailing, he saved me. Yeah, I bought you. I was going to, I was going to, Kelly knows her meal ticket. No, she doesn't. She just stepped on me till I chose cat. Bobby in the middle of your stuff when you bother helped you. Yeah. Telling you to

plenty of meal tickets. See if. Alright. I like I like sexually aggressive Joe list. Yeah. Here's the thing guys. The the fucking podcast went shit. The other podcast, the audio guys the the fucking podcast went shit the other podcast the audio one the whole thing just shut down right at break No, but I got it. I have to go put it together again because it's in there because it fucking went it went down It's cool, bro. Now that dear Remember the dear outside what dear when you first moved up there. Fuck dear. Hey So what we recording what's happening? Yeah, we're fucking recording Joe. Why are you hands-so shaky? You first moved up there. Fuck dear. Hey What's happening? Yeah, we're fucking recording Joe. Why are you hands are shaking? He is I'm sorry Joe

It's a talent in it like if you've not said it to you might get you my my Don with him I'm done with Lewis. What I'm just done with him Don't why would you say? I'm throwing in the towel And see we're just when you give up I'm way on board with all this with Lewis in general I'm done to view amazing To be a part of Lewis it is Christopoe day here at the podcast. Let's get into Chris go

jopo day here at the pond can let's get into christ gopodio yeah let's see it in the mechia's my issue what's your issue at the end of every episode you like come on guys there is uh... thank god the shows are almost there is going on for seven on the day pretty tough every at the end of every episode you go guys come on you got to follow Chris we got to get him some Twitter followers, but for two hours they just said that they didn't even get to say anything. He's just quiet over there.

We gotta really show, okay. Can I, can I, how funny Scopo is? Here's, oh how funny, here's, I really don't know him. Here's the deal, okay? Tell me the deal, baby. I do a show every week and I invited, I needed an intern to help out and do shit. Not to be on the show, not to be part of the show,

to help the show run, because I couldn't do all the shit. I needed somebody. So therefore, Kelly wrote in this big letter I wish I still had. Am I a love to eat them, I can help. So I had her do that. Dave Bobby, I'm running you on the side of a ship on my way to America. Boom. I'd like to be on your radio program. I know it's not called radio on the United States but I still like to be on it. That way I could eat and have food and maybe a bro for me club kit. So I say I say you know fine fine, come on. And she's, but she wants to be, being on the show.

She wants to get, she's just on the show. Oh, I mean, moved in perfectly to the point where it was like, it was just the best. Like she got in line, it was like, no, I'm in line. How is that relative? I just need a couple of days in the couch. And all of a sudden, the garage has a bed in it. She's the guy on the couch from half back.

It has this electricity running in from the house through an extension cord. How did you guys get your roommate Kelly? I have no idea. It's impressive. It calls you though with the accent to make sure you're coming. Yeah.

Yeah, it makes you, and then when I walked up the second flight of stairs, I stopped and called my breath before I walked in here because I knew there was a girl here, no? Just walking through the building. I don't want to go. Yeah. You might have been hot and then as soon as you walked in, you just walking through the living room. I don't know where that is. She might have been hot and then as soon as you walked in,

you're like, ah, fuck. I don't know where that is. So here's the deal. And then Kelly goes away and she says, Yeah, I got Chris Scopo to cover for you. He's a great boy. It would be a better backstreet if you're like, So I'm thumbing through a little ride in magazine, dude.

And I just see the best button the thing and I was like I want that on my show so I say so I say great so Chris comes on and I like Chris he's great he's cool he's you know he does a great job and you know what am I gonna do tell him to fucking put the camera on me when I'm talking. Why would I fucking do that? Rotten point. Yeah, I throw in the fucking towel. You can't do that. You burn it in you burned. Yeah, that was a bomb That's not the towel. That's a towel that brazes my towel in life Dude, so it was how about that shak dick story? Anyways, I fucking keep scopo because I don't want to kick him off but now I have two fucking people that share one job. Yeah, you're like the crazy cat

lady. You keep keep taking in fair heads. So the one job that I would we add it was this was the video but I can't he can't be fucking yapping or he's got to at least learn to yap and do two things it was. Well that's what I said it's gopah you ever want to just be on the show and not deal with this have fucking her do it The day Kelly doesn't want to be on the show is the day hell free This Kelly's been passive aggressive right now. Yeah, of course. Yeah, she can do a better job This is this is her giving you an apple if you're the teacher I know I know I know I can deal with you

I want to get to this I like this You guys always try making fly try to make me fight with rotem and with crows Oh rotem that would have been a sexy fight though. Because you fucking rod and rotem. I forgot about rotem Do rotem I really like you. I don't know why you give me this attitude Bro, what's your dad my dad he own stuff. He's Jewish. He's from Israel. Oh, the admins perfect. She was sexy. She's fucking fat I'm talking about Try it. Could you at least try to clap? Is bad Lewis can we try it? Could you at least try to clap?

By the time I got to my first one you guys You just got muscular dystrophy. Oh, okay Lewis. Why? For two cheers I was fucking cute. Yeah Kelly cuz you like all things evil. I realize why I'm not good today. I'm not making fun of Kelly today. Well, that's because Kelly's a human being. Yeah, Kelly, and you know what? Don't be the triangle. You move down to a disease.

That's a good fucking thing. You moved on to a disease. You made fun of my ditch. You're actually finding another funny other than fucking sucking cock, Kelly's fat, and Kelly's socks are common. Yeah. Well, you're actually finding another funny other than fucking sucking cock Kelly's fat and Kelly's socks a comb Yeah, well you're looking for another funny. Yeah, you haven't found it. I'm by no means in me discovered I'm a peach with a metal detector Are you growing? I'm saying what is saying at the end? Yeah, he's a good job to do when he's the video guy

Yeah, that's it. You can't go like this everyone. What the fuck follow him on Twitter If he's just why do they want to follow a choreographer? He's not though. He's not though. He can talk well I'm happy to let's get some business. He can be part of the show But he's also got this thing to do all right So you gotta do why don't why don't we have Kelly take over the video happy to and then yeah Scopo you go sit down and we'll find out who Chris Scopo is. Let's get to know him.

Right. On the YKWD program. Get him some Twitter followers. Well, we got to get him Twitter followers. Kelly, how many do you have? Three and a half. Three and a half what? Oh, three and a half.

So pretentious. How many do you have, Joe? I have 3600 followers. You have as much as Kelly. Oh, dude, dude, not cool, bro. You have as much as getting that phone call. Guess this is getting that phone call tonight You and Kelly have the same amount of Twitter followers. I've been on Pete Holmes's podcast. Oh That helped I don't know which one is which I'm sure I wasn't trying to be funny I had a little retweeted one of the weeks fucking 250 retweets on it and that's that's how powerful girl code is John Jones

Retweeted one of my tweets 60. Yeah, that's right. Have you had heavyweight champion the light every week yet the number one fighter in the world Retweet boys the weird we 400 You guys have a known as the boys are just super weird Retweet we treat bones Jones the heaviest hands in the game. Well, no, not really But nobody knew damn was better nobody knew damn was better Funny not better you can't step on a chant I can't get I fucking break the rules now. That's a right. That's against guy code rules first off hashtag guy code

We chant that when you leave the podcast. We're that to go to McGarry as batteries are dying. Wow. Man, fucking a. All right, so go ahead. Let's do this. Well, I wanted to do three questions for Scopo. We should have left that.

That's a good three questions for fucking Gary Vita. Well, the first day they were all about checks did you great eighties hockey player here thank you very melrose very jealous of other people's hair thank you i appreciate it you got a really bring a long time to do it all right i just came from the fucking

again in the zone the bullpen like yeah you're out of the bullpen well we're trying to eat what it was it's a story of this the first one this is a slow-possed problem I can, I can, I can, in the zone, the bullpen. Like, yeah. You're out of the bullpen. Well, we're trying to get you to go up. It's your story of the day. This is the first one. Oh, we were. No, no. He's always on the verge of punching somebody in the face.

He's talking to his teeth a lot. Yeah. What's the fact that you're just excited about? He's very, he's fucking ready to hit somebody. Joe's given Scopo a push. Yeah. Trying to push the guy. Let's go.

Go ahead. What do you want to know about me? Everybody has a question for Scopo. How long have you been doing comedy? I've been doing comedy for a little over three years. Could you do your best bit? What why would I do that so you can get some Twitter followers? Oh my god Well, I don't know No, it's an idea. I can't direct it. If I can interrupt here I believe when I first joined the show I had to play a set of mine

Well, everyone could kill you but probably you're first joined the show I had to play a set of mine Well, everyone could just kill you Kelly, but the problem with your set my set I get laughs Let's do it and put your money where you mouth is I Wait Wait stop No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I Don't forget my first ever comedy video and I'll bring up a video now. I'll still fucking destroy Shut up, I didn't say he did no, I know I wasn't saying bit for bit I was saying remember how you played my bit and we all lost about it. We feasted on Me you brought that and you made fun of me when I tried to support you Yeah, I like cricket it was really rude I never forget it I'll forgive it but I

don't forget and I was like this Kelly just to make you feel better I'll do one of my bits and then she presses the cricket button and we all laugh and laugh months and months later Patrick Milligan is shitting on her and I'm like this I'm gonna sit this out I feel bad for her it all ends she shits me again. It really was one of the most powerful things where she's like I'm about to put in my comedy. She was already very sensitive about it. She's like you guys were gonna play my sit please don't be too mean before the show she's like I'm so weird people are gonna be mean. And then Joe's like alright here's a bit and then does it and then Kelly just basically is like fuck Buck you and then blood got drawn.

It was in the water. That is you just named the problem with Kelly. Yeah, like Joe was like, Joe was like, I'm gonna be super sweet. Do a bit Kelly's evil. The downside is that Kelly is evil. I like Kelly because I hang on. Thank you baby.

We can't I don't listen. Here's a deal. Think this is what's happened in this room is that you fucking smash in her and you say she's evil And then you like I like Kelly. She's a you ever relate you you scopo really think she's evil no I like Kelly when she's not yeah, she has evilness in her In the brother that's protecting your little evil serial killer fucking sister I'm not protecting her. I'm asking you right now.

You guys, so what all? You can't? So what guys, all the heads on her dolls are gone. It's a little siss that I love her. Yeah, we go through cats monthly. And that oil drum in the backyard always smells like burnt hair. But I love my little sister. What are you saying, is she thinks she's evil?

I like talking to people. Evil is a little harsh. Well, what is it, what is she then? She's cheating.. What are you saying? Is she think she's evil? I like to watch the people's a little harsh. What is it? What is she then? She's cheating. What am I not saying? No, I'm not gonna say cheating. No, she's very nice.

I'm giving you that opportunity right now, and you guys aren't even saying it. What is it? He just named the thing right there. That was very symbolic. How she played crickets on Joe's thing, but then I was like, oh, please don't attack my act. She really does this.

She does the equivalent of an old school Professional wrestling when someone would go to shake their hand and look around the crowd and they go I think this guy's for real. No, she I shake my hand or was like shake his hand and then she goes to shake your hand and then Kixie in the stomach finishing move fucking she stone cold deal with the stunner. What's wrong with that? She's a wrestling heel. She's real. She's just a heel. But it is nothing wrong with it. Yes there is. There's no honor in that. You can't be nice to somebody that's backstabbing you in two seconds. Oh, guys.

I'm done being nice to her. I'm done. I'm done. I don't care. I'm a triangle. I'm a triangle and I'm an on-been-a-changle. I'm such a huge man. I'm not going to try to be a fucking drum set when I'm a triangle. I'm a triangle and I'm gonna own me a triangle. I'm such a triangle. I'm not gonna try to be a fucking drunk set when I'm gonna be Why because Kelly's evil now I know Thank you Gary No, no fence Gary you're not on the show so you have she can't take anyone here and you'll never be on again either Did you know that I thought there was and there was two ends in the alphabet? I thought it was Y and Z. Why are there two letters in there?

Did you start freaking it out? That was just until now. Was that your first panic attack jail? Seven? No, I just thought it was for the first time. I want to do this bit for bit business. Let's hear this bit for bit. I'm sorry. I can't do bits while I'm working the camera. Thank you very much. No, you don't have any nits to work. Doesn't matter. You know what I'm sorry, Bob. I'm working the camera thank you very much. You don't have any next to the work. That's a madame. What's your name? Sorry, Bob.

I'm sorry, Bob. What, what, what? I can't give too many an hour. No, shut up. She shuts the screen door locks and is like, you can't get me in the house. Did you just give Lou a fucking hard time about giving me shit? Oh, there it is.

The only time he can be funny is if he's making fun of me, St. Kelly Stinks, right? But then Chris does it like Chris. Chris doesn't be funny. Lewis wasn't being funny when he would make fun of me, so it's just stop making fun of me. Because you're fucking attacking me, so I'm gonna go back at you and you just can't handle it.

And for those little Kelly, I was being funny when I was making fun of you. Okay, how do we go a fucking Joe list? Yeah, what are you doing? So I'm doing a darn thing. I'm playing with the guy, I don't know, I got nervous. It's darn. I got nervous Who started it? You fucking start trying to get some Twitter followers for him. I didn't start the fucking beef shit Fuck that don't blame me for that. I tried to showcase his comedy

Yeah, but here's a deal you started with scopal. We sat him in the chair. We got him out of here So you can ask him your questions and make a Chris scopa day and you had one fucking mediocre question. How's your fun comedy? And I said, what's your best bit? And then that went off into the whole thing. And then Kelly. But Kelly, how was it? Kelly, tell me a rough time out.

Time out. Everyone, Cal had you could agree as a morning DJ, the worst morning afternoons. Afternoons, but, and drive time. And drive time, entertainment DJ, when you have a comic on the worst thing to do is how long you've been doing comedy What's your best? Yeah, all right? Well, I can't think of a thing But first of all, I just want to go back I don't know the things with the stuff I don't know I'm trying to help a fellow here. And you said and I don't know either one of them

But she's been surprisingly talkative on the microphone while doing the computer The beat When you sit there and whoa You're gonna get a Twitter follower just then you bailed yeah, and he could get you a lot of Twitter No, I'm fucking I know Kelly's yeah cuz she's been better. I don't know what the fuck honestly I just didn't want to fuck up you doing this today because Bobby was very Tensh of him Bobby was just tense and I was like I just don't want to fuck up because he's a jelly my third time fucking up No, I just didn't want to fuck up the cameras today

That's probably what the best of ever seen and getting stuff out of people. Why do you help the guy out here? Do the fucking fuck with myself esteem to do your dirty work? I'm Why do you help the guy out here? Do the thing that you do. Don't fucking fuck with myself, esteem, to do your dirty work. I'm not that low. I'm not at the bottom of the fucking barrel. I'm gonna go really joe. You think I'm the best you've ever seen. You are, you great.

That's what you think. You get everyone to talk about the things. You bring the best out, never really. I'm not even trying to be fucking specific. Why are you telling me? Jimmy, heart energy. Come on, baby. You come on, baby.

I said it, man. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. I'm the only one that hasn't attacked me in this matter. Say what you're making, son. Energy come on baby Can't attack me now even though I'm the only one that hasn't attacked it And say what you make something say what you're gonna take me down a peg and say that I'm doing Say you can bond with Bobby and be me together. Kelly say it Well now that I've taken over the cameras Chris this is your chance is your chance to get your followers go entertain everyone She just

She just did this to him Bance monkey How does that feel? I'll talk and I won't have to laugh at everyone's bit like a retard. I am on stage. So Kelly will bomb and laugh at her own bitch. She'd be like you know guys That's really bad. What is that name? Kelly will bomb and laugh at her own bit. She'd be like lot you say just be funny and that's where that that the thing We are he fucking kidding me. You said it to me. You said it to me. I'm gonna one second hang on one second. Man cow

You got me fucked up. Yeah, why was you could you're the one who said it? Cowhead, yeah, sorry about that. I got this I'm gonna click you pick head Bobby Bobby So on your show. Yeah, is this shit happen? No Oh Biggest burn of the day But it is it is anarchy in here, right? I mean this never happens right you guys never fight against each other No, we always fight against each other really constantly calling each other out for being lesser in any situation Is there one would would you say, evil mistress?

Can I say something? I was dying. God it was good intention. Kelly, stop yelling at me. Everyone's shitting on you but me! And you attack me, you fucking idiot cut! You do it every time! You're a fucking, it's batshit crazy!

It's fucking stupid and annoying. Everyone is attacking you in the room and you go, Joe, nah. Fuck you! You fucking cunthole! Jesus Christ! It's just being real, man. Come out to me!

Come out to me when everyone is shitting on you. He's being downright vicious to you and then you come at me. And all I tried to do was to get this guy some fucking dumb Twitter followers. She may or may not even deserve Let him get it out. He's been holding Let him get Everybody look away. You're just gonna have to Google Gary because he's amazing tremendous comedian just Google

This is a piss-poor performance embarrassed the piss-poor performance embarrassed this is why i love doing it i can't even speak for i don't even know the fucking guy i'm trying to get to know him and your whole thing you exist to bring out the best in people i'm not trying to kiss your ass Kelly will try to act like i'm an asshole for some reason

this is your whole thing this is what you thrive at that's what it's called Kelly the whole thing it was just only funny what is fucking Cali the whole thing Only funny I don't even know your man cow get it right Maybe he shouldn't I Wait Fucking great This is my show

We are the mid-fool you fucking thing This is my favorite episode of all time So what's the best show of the inch? So here we go Chris gov is coming into the cow head show It's a big show We're gonna introduce him So here we go. So Chris Gouville's coming into the cow head show. It's a big show. We're gonna introduce him.

He's coming in. He's doing the Tampaam Prove this week. So Chris, Chris, come in. Ready? Oh, it's Chris. It's fucking crazy fantasy, is it? And he brought his opener here. Here we go.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Slash, slash manager. Yeah. Do your best, Ben. No, I'm just, yeah, okay, so I'm interviewing him next up on the Cowette show we got Chris Scopo comedian from New York City give it up. What are you hot talking it? All right, welcome back to Cincinnati's only classic rock station. We're here with Luke. We're here with Luca Brasi in the morning

In studio we're gonna add the old Tampa checkle bucket Chris Copa Go ahead now I'll be honest with you because we would never have you on the show Bobby Kelly says you're really funny. How do you know Bobby? How do I know Bobby's like a mentor to me? You know he he just comes in and he's at Rayas Sonchine every day And he's just the nicest guy in the world. He had me on his pocket The same Bobby Kelly that I know Ray of light mentor. Well when he doesn't yell at me for fucking up the cameras Yes, how do you get to know him? How do you guys become friends? How do I know Bobby? How do you become friends? Like you open for him and you work for him. What do you do? I?

How do I know Bob? How do you become friends? Like, did you open for him and you work for him? What do you do? I drove him to the stress factory and he put me on his show. Did you work for the stress factory? Like, why did you? I just did one spot there. Did you did? Was that your first time? I had the stress factory, yes.

I had the stress factory with my first time. And then he still hated you, but he needed to ride somewhere. Yeah, basically. That was basically it. And I was filling in for Kelly Fistuka on the one the podcast you seem to really respect

why why is it that everybody seems to hate kelly what is it about her that annoys the guys like is it because i don't know why she does what kelly listen kelly is like alright bobby is like the cool guy and all the other guys are like, you know, Bobby's friends and his sidekicks, but then Kelly is that one person who sucks up to Bobby really well and really wants to, but she'll go back and stab the other guys

in the back to get on Bobby's good side. Is she stabbing all the other guys? She's stabbing you. She'll stab everyone a little bit here in their condescending ways. She'll throw jabs at everybody to get on Bobby's good side. What's the worst thing she's under you?

Worst thing she's done to me. Uh... Show them her tits. Hmm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I Don't want to put it on air because we buried a couple things and I said that would be between us We give me the good now give me the one that makes you still fucking hater. I just want to don't want to say I don't hate I don't you want to why don't you want us? We told you to not on hater you do I get seen I don't hate her at all a little bit. Oh no, but no I we told I Listen, yeah, I told her we had an argument

No, but no, we told I said listen, yeah, I told her we had an argument. Let's let's welcome I got Kelly. Yeah, let's welcome tell you I got Kelly what's the one of course? What's the one thing that you did that he that he hates these afraid to say I think I'm on his back a bit We stumped some stuff, and I don't think he likes it because it's you think you're better than he is Well, I've been here longer and I know what right Bobby like he He is. That would be best. Well, because I've been here longer and I know what Bobby likes. And he thinks that he knows what Bobby likes.

So throw Bobby in there and add a little jet. Oh, I know what Bobby likes. So I'll go. Take all the balls, legs up. Yeah. Yeah, but why would I be telling you stuff that I want? Because it's not my show. You think it's your show half the time?

No, I don't. Yeah, you kind of do. Because you're throwing, oh, Bobby likes this, so Bobby likes that. Yeah, because it's his show. Yeah, I know what Bobby likes. I know what I would say I know I know because Bobby talks to me too and he tells me what he wants and I'll just take care of it does he bring it as well as she does am I

close to that you're you're you're you're out of it how you doing oh hey Cal one of you're in the car you're driving I'm sorry to hear you lost your dream house. Tell me about this. Who does, who, what is it about, who do you trust more? Who knows better what you want? Why like this? What?

What, I don't understand what you're saying. Both of these guys seem to think they have a pretty good handle on knowing what you want. I don't look man. Who do you feel more comfortable with running everything? If you had to pick one, if one had to die today and you had to keep one, which one would be? God, you're so good.

I'm so nervous. He gave you a key. I feel sick. Come on, stomach. This is great right here. I think if one had to die, if I'd kill one, I'd get to keep one. But it's not who you want to kill. It's who you want to keep.

Who does a better job? Who's the one that you trust with? But the other one dies. I would have Lewis killed him. I would definitely keep Kelly because I'm not going to keep one. But it's not who you want to kill. It's who you want to keep. Who does it better job? Who's the one that you trust? But the other one dies. I would have Lewis killed in a while. I would definitely keep Kelly because I know she'll. And that's not let me tell you what. Yeah, I got. She's definitely going to be around longer. Chris someday will become a comic and have to move on. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No. I'm kidding. Kelly attacked me for that. But do you think that's a problem? No, I know. I know. Kelly attack me for that. But do you think that's a problem? No, I know, I know Kelly does.

Kelly is my show, so I don't know. No, I know Kelly is, Kelly's been here longer. Oh, corporate Dan. Look at Dan's looking for, Dan's taking his side because he sees the future when he's doing tamper improv. No, one market's not going to skew you. First of all, corporate Dan's on the line. Robert if I could yes, I'm just enjoying this because he is giving a outside Perspective on your children. He's making you do something. I've wanted to see happen for months

I'm gotten front row tickets, baby. I'm buying tickets to the show because I want to see this shit This might be the best Savage Gary shut the fuck up. Ooh, did you say savage? Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha school board for stuka bite at the same carcass was gonna get the most meat yeah memorize is the cream always right haha alright well done bobby now who do you want to die

haha haha i know kelly is been been a bit longer on the new guy fine with that he's not on earth she's like forty oh yeah of course But she now that was a deserve it. Do things she does do things that you know and she's happened to happen to Lewis Having to Lewis. I don't know if it's happened to Dan or Joe because we haven't talked about it But me and Lewis talked about it that she goes and she does shit

That's like what the fuck seriously. Why do you do that? But let me tell you this, sometimes you need a good producer, that's not worried that everybody's gonna like them. You want it, Bobby gave her the producer job, she didn't want it because she wanted to be on camera, so I took the producer's job. Okay, but you're jumping on what I'm saying. So I love Bobby, if he wanted to come on my show. I love you.

If he wanted to come on my show every day, if he lived in Tampa, I'd let him do the thing he's funny. But my producer will come up here on the side and go hey Bobby's good but maybe too much but like he's got to say the series shit is this about Lewis? So maybe he relies on her to come and and although you think it's backstab and maybe he's just given the straight deal hey this guy was a little too much or something like this do you think that do you think that you're relying on one of them to give you more of an auspice?

Listen, here's a deal. I'm as everybody's going to kiss your ass. Here's a problem. Here's a problem with what happened is I like Kelly was fine. She was the one that came in and did the shit. And then Scopo came in and I just I liked him too. I didn't I probably should have let Scopo just go when Kelly came back from there, but I didn't. I was like, you know what, dude, if you want to stick around, you guys can, you guys can split it. That's part of the problem. And here tonight, I'm, I'm too nice. And I let them stay. And I, I should have let either, you know, Scopo go or Kelly go or I should have just said, hey, fine, but I, I like Chris. He's a good kid. And this

is a good opportunity for him. And if anything, one of the shows, if I can do anything for anybody that comes on the show is at least get you a couple Twitter followers or get people to know who the fuck you are. So, I mean, not, Vita, I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen for you, but most people that come on here.

I'll do a bit. I'll do a bit. I'll do a bit. I'll do a bit. I'll do a bit. All right, go ahead, do a bit. Go ahead, bit. We don't have enough time for him to do a bit. Do a bit. Do a bit. Do a bit.

Go. Do a bit. I'm going to try to exercise more. I joined the gym. Oh, this one? That was a good job. That was a good job. That was a 24 hours.

That's a long time to be open. I went in there. Did a personal trainer show me around. This guy was so excited at the fact that the gym is open for 24 hours. It's a lot of setup so far. It's a lot of setup so far. I was like, dude, if you see me here at 3 in the morning, call an ambulance. Because I've been trapped in the piece of equipment since yesterday. That's great. That is solid joke right very Would you write that the Creek in the cave

Now let me can I lose up that joke? Yeah good Hey guys Hey guys, I'll be in sexy is pretty cool, right? We can all agree that I joined a gym right to sucks I'm not sucking dick. What am I sucking dick in there? I would be sucking dick Fags are fucking in the showers just butt fucking in the showers, but this gym's open late, right? So this guy's walking me around the gym and he's super fucking buff like butt fucking buff And he's like yeah, this is you know, you can come in here at three. I'm like dude you faggot if I'm here at three I probably fell under some equipment

That's funny. I'll give a fuck why you say fuck you I'm a real ass dude. Let me dance. Let me dance. I'll rap this baby All right ladies and gentlemen. All right, what's that? The gin? Oh? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Dan, I just did that because I like doing a Russian voice. I'm very, really good to do them. All right, so here's a deal. So that's what happened, Mr. Michael. But they both, what are you doing to fucking Gary? I don't know, but I was just rubbing Gary's back. I'm very uncomfortable. So I kept both of them, but they both split the responsibilities, which is fine with me.

And you know, when I have a gig, I'll give them a gig, and when I have stuff, I like, they're both, I think, I would like to help both of them out, where they are at their careers. So the show, but there's things I need them to do, and I'm coming to the point where it's like, look, Kelly, they both... You're a part of the problem. You, what are you, the fucking idol maker? You gotta carry both of them.

You're giving them an opportunity to... Do you have idols? I don't. Do you really think they're gonna be that good? No, what I'm saying is, you're giving them an opportunity. I'm saying Twitter followers. To get exposure to 50,000 people and go on gigs or whatever, but at this point, it's working against you.

At some point, you're gonna have to cut the dead weight. Which one is the dead weight? I could. That was for you, by the way. I don't, I don't think there's, you at some point you're gonna have to cut the dead weight which one is the dead weight i i was for you by the way i don't i don't i don't think there there's i don't i disagree you don't need both i disagree i don't think either one of them a dead weight i think that chris um... does a certain thing that is uh... and chris is learning and he does her

no chris does certain stuff that i don't think kelly's good at. What? What's that? Nothing. I really do. I think Chris, I can say, dude, what the fuck? And he doesn't get sad. You know, I can talk to Chris differently than Kelly.

I have to be, you know, Kelly, I'm worried about her fucking crying. But Kelly takes care of the people better when they come in, hey, how you doing? She can call people, she does a lot of stuff that Chris, I know doesn't wanna do, is a guy, and I don't wanna put him in that position to be, hey, Robert, why don't you, Kelly is better than that,

with dealing with people, Chris is better dealing with me, direct head to head, because he's a guy, guy, and we can, I can say, go fuck yourself, and he'll go, I fuck, all right, I a guy guy and we can I can say go fuck yourself And go go fuck all right. I fucked up and we're done. It's over I don't have to worry about his feelings getting hurt Kelly a little less. So I think they both I think it's bad I think it's good that they're both here. They just have to learn to like the other day Here's a situation that happened Chris has a better phone than Kelly. She has an iPhone 3 because she's an asshole from Australia

Three I know so anyways, she pull off. That's what I like. I like or is the four three is ridiculous Hey man, I'm right. I can't see this so anyways It's weird cuz Luca Brutsie died in the first movie But the second part of the show you're much better. It's interesting I was not comfortable in the beginning. I didn't want to step on everybody's Killing it here. Yeah, well I gave him the mic and let him run the show and then he caught his fucking you know his Jive you know, cause I still feel bad about attacking Lewis in the beginning I didn't mean it. I was trying to fit in but then we shook hands. I should be over it But I'm not waiting. I made it about you

I'm working about you. Dick sucking talking, I didn't know I'd do. He's good, because you let him be good. Nice. So anyways, we, so, you know, the other night, Kelly took photos with Chris's phone. I need the photos to promote the show on Monday morning, Monday and the morning and the afternoons in the drive home.

Just like radio, that's when you promote on Facebook and Twitter. You promote it 9.30 at night, 10 o'clock at night, it does nothing, you might as well just not do it. Nobody's really looking at it then. But in the morning, afternoons in the drive home, everybody's kind of on their phone or iPad or computer check and shit out.

And Chris held the photo. He kept saying, and finally I go, I go, it's Monday at nine o'clock, I'm like, I'm looking, there's not one photo on a Facebook or a Twitter, the guest I had on had a photo that he took with his phone. I'm like, where the fuck are the photos? Kelly's like Chris came in the thing late last night.

I couldn't do it to the side. I go, why the fuck did he do it? Look, I asked him for it, but he said he was busy and I go, what, I don't give a fuck. How busy do you have to be to hit email on a cell phone? They made it pretty much idiot proof you take a photo and in five seconds I could have it if I was in Alaska, okay? So I called him up what the fuck are you doing and he was like look I was I don't give a fuck get the photo To Kelly because she you don't do the Facebook you don't do the Twitter because I don't want, I don't think he'd be good at it.

She's good at that shit. And it was like, what the fuck? It wasn't her throwing him under the bus, I don't think. She didn't want it, she was trying not to say why, but I think they both need to work together. Here's what I'll say, this is, and I love Kelly, we're friends. I try to make that with her, it was great. I love you too, Kelly. I always tell her that I want to come on her

somewhere in her body. Yeah, try and help me. I really do believe, deep down inside, that Kelly Fisuka relished in the fact that she was able to tell you that Chris Gope did. She really didn't, because I had to drag it out of her. It took me 10 minutes to get it out of her. Yeah.

Honestly, go. I did. No, I was like, what the fuck, I don't know, she kept, you know, night, and I was like, Kelly, shout the fuck up. Just why the fuck don't you have the photo? She's like, and then she was like, look, Chris was a little busy and I go, what the fuck? And then I called you and I say, Chris,

don't hold my fucking photos hostages because you want to fucking get to an open mic somewhere. You know what I mean? Or whatever. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. That's plenty enough to send a fucking photo. On your phone.

Balls. Right? What happened again? And what'd you say? That's fine. It won't happen again. And that's it. And it's over.

You know what I mean? I'm sorry, but. I hear as a thing, I think these guys, it's not about you guys are working together. We're all together. Everybody is together on the show. You and me, we three make the show happen. I think it's us three. I need you, well, I mean, as far as the show goes.

They make it happen, we make it, listen to them. But I think it's not like they had an absolute crit. Like I didn't want to like... Yeah, they make it happen. We make it listenable I didn't want to like say it off so I'm like I didn't want to like be it no problems today But see we can do a Kelly the one reason we for that one time was because she said something to me She was a little like a little like the tone and I went back and slammed her and then she got mad that I went There's a lot of you in too far and so I so I don't mean physically slammed her head to a table you know it's like don't come at me if I can't that would back at back at you and that's when we had a fight it was like don't come at me with with the tone

don't come at me bro and I like I went back I slammed her back and then she could she's like oh that's that was mean and rude what you did to me and here's the thing here's the thing with your show too is that you you have to who's who's I don't know the really who I know who's on your show But where where do they lie on the show horse face and cat face Next Chris you know it wasn't even you know I'm fucking out there. I'm swinging and I know it's gonna happen at least I'm fucking swing

I'm not ever gonna hit you been scary be to have a swung once on this show He's fucking dig the alphabet was hilarious and he did of his a bit beautiful to look at any talked about it It was father of bano. I know I love this guy Shaxx he opened up. He had a couple stories that were really was funny I was the only one who went to his axis taping by the way. I don't think you're I watched it live I watched his baby. That's where I was at home. I was live watching it on TV. Yeah. Oh, there's a Gary shows. Yeah, I'm a professional comedian. I was going to his day. I was a What an asshole. I'm gonna be a friend. On your show. What's your dining? I got galvanized the coast of the show. He's a co-host. Yeah.-host. So he's my number. He's a vice president.

He's the number one guy. And then I got Spanish. Spanish. And I got my executive producer who happens to sit right there. And everybody's got a voice, but it's kind of like a power rotation. Galvin's the number two guy, then the three guy, and then, you know, and I got, I got producers who were allowed to talk because everybody on the show has something to add. And that's what I do.

These guys, these guys that will, like, hey, can I do this? Can I do that? And I'll be on the show. Would I have fucking Scopo? Would you be on the show? Yeah, you'd be on. I'd have you on. If you, hey, you have to have Chris Scopo on.

I would have, if you never did what you did, I'd have you on. Would you be every fucking week? No. No. The guaranteed two seats in three seats, mine, Chris's and Kelly's, only guaranteed seats. That's it. Everybody else, I go yado. Oh no, that's it. Definitely no to you. But, no, no, Vita, we're gonna do it. Oh my gosh. Vita, I'm kidding. We're gonna do a one-on-one with you, just me and you. Sorry about this is the line of the punk

So that should be the fucking title. I'm sorry about this So we but you know, I mean, but that's the deal we make and that's fine with me You know what I mean because hey man, you might not be old if you can if you can do the cameras and talk God fucking bless you But I don't want to look at the video and have it suck because you forget to do what you're supposed to do. The eye thing, the tension is great. And obviously they love it. So I would, I would, I would amp the fucking tension up,

but I wouldn't make it, I don't think we need to amp it up. I think you're right. I never seen you pass up. I know that's the best one you wanted to die. I, but I, but if she has potential to cry, then I want to make her cry. And I want to freshen her up. I thought that hard until he quits.

Not really. Yeah, but you're actually getting paid good money for this. Right. If I was getting of good money, I would find, oh my God. I'd love to make for Stuka cry. Oh, come on. The crying hour with Kelly for Stuka. I think I really cried in front of you.

Lou, send me cry a lot. I've seen you cry like seven or eight times. Why? Because I've seen me. What kind of cry? The one time you are on here for the show and the show wasn't after the show I'm just fucking crying and me and Lewis are like you know like Peppin are sucking by the way she's blowing on the camera right now

You're literally talking and she's over there. So just to let you know that she sucks too sometimes. Thank you Go ahead so she's crying and me and Lewis are trying to pep her up saying hey, it's all right Don't worry about it And then what she did something to like an hour later or tweeted something about me an hour later just rude thing and I was like oh that's a little fun yeah she did Kelly you tweeted it you said Kelly was such a hard K please Kelly's not wearing her headphones she really sucks no I can't the too loud I can't hear but uh yeah then she we we we choked uh we made a feel good and then like an hour later

She tweeted something about me about starting a coalition against me on the show to a fan So Bobby what happened was there day after we we lost that episode when you were away Right and I thought I lost the second episode and I had a panic attack in the studio I'll get about Kelly up for a second because Bobby. Here's the thing. She was it's not too much She had a panic attack because she lost the episode. She had a panic attack because she's afraid of Bobby Kelly's wrath. It's the same thing that when I get a phone call from Bobby at 11 in the morning,

I'm like, this is gonna be the greatest conversation ever where he's going to fucking kill me. And I walk in the bathroom so my girlfriend doesn't have to see me get fucking chumped by another dude. Ah, my conversation. All my conversations with you. Number four, 11, that's a problem. No, I have been to help you. Our conversations with you. four eleven. That's a problem. No, I have been to help you

Our conversations with you. You're not my friend dude. Why didn't I my friend? You are my friend I told you that we took a corner, but you bring that up because like you're acting There was a point where you were stepping over these fucking boundaries with me like we were best best I tweeted my balls that you No, that wasn't even that it was that's why you call me up. Yeah, that's what you're talking about best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best I let you know and that fucked you up, but now, you know, when I call you, most of our phone calls we have now, is to I give a shit whether you are fucking dumbness, fuck you up, I care that you become,

you know, I believe you have potential. I believe you, I'm a fan of yours. Yeah, I don't see it. Well, I really, I think Lewis has a lot to offer. I just think I just want him to do it. It's not, you're not just this quippy fucking dude. Hey, you're fucking Kelly Stinks. You talk about politics.

Who the fuck knows about that? I see you with Janice and you'd go at it about you. Not to say that you're smart, but you will you do have an opinion. Are you thinking of Dave Smith? You know what? You're fucking right. Yeah, I'm a little flustered. Yeah, we're not friends Lewis. Yeah, God, he's good to. Can I just say something, Bobby? Yeah, please. A microphone is on. You can just talk. I got to go but I love all the dance So do you gonna go dance so to at dance other calm? That's all he needs because he's more famous in it

It was real hot You're breaking guy code Good to see you then you look great. I I really As much as I enjoyed all the drama and the business that's clearly there's some deep deep seated Resetments between Kelly and Chris here. Yeah, I really just wanted to have Chris get to save funny things We could get him to Twitter followers. I wasn't trying to start a whole War deal here, but I enjoyed it given them almost a half hour opportunity and what has he done in front of the mic very little Fresh. Yeah, no offense. I'm just pointing out Jesus not saying it out funny

I'm saying I'm saying I'm sorry my dreams right now No, no, I'm encouraging you to take advantage of an opportunity. I'm not saying enough Weird that cow heads Mike cover matches his sweater. We knew beforehand. Okay Yeah, well, I mean look, but I don't think look his potential He's learned he's brand new to the fucking game. He's brand new to podcast He's brand new to fucking being around funny people. Where you going? He was dying to sit in the chair. Sometimes he walked in the room.

You wanted to fucking chair. So last thing to go on. I don't think that he he's learning how to bus balls. He's learning this this and everything is a learning process. I don't I don't have expectations on Chris Scopo to be the funniest guy in the fucking room, but I think he's slowly getting comfortable also I'm coming into a show with you know you guys the show is already free. It wasn't like breathe. Don't cry I'm not crying

The show I'm not gonna I don't want to come in and be the guy that just talks over everybody because you already have three Monson and hitters right here. I'm not I don't want to be the guy that everyone's like who the fuck is this guy? I'm shut up already. Yeah, that's a smart thing. No, it's not. You have to take advantage. These guys aren't gonna let you step in. That's right. No, I'm stepping in slowly, but surely,

but, you know, what he said. You did, you gave you the opportunity. What I'm saying is that nobody, these guys aren't gonna be like, let's let that guy be funny today. It's never gonna change. Yeah, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna step over your jokes

and try to throw quits every five seconds. Like this. Throw what? Quits, quits. Quits. That's what we wish you would do. Quit, we want you to quit Lou. That's what he meant.

Don't push the mic away. Don't push the mic away. Come on, just fucking put the mic back. That's what he, see he gets sad and he pushes the mic away. Lou, you want me to make out? Put the mic back. I's what he see he gets sad and he pushes the microwave Louie, you wanna make out put them put the mic back. I don't wanna go a kelly in a weird way That's the other thing I'm thinking about all this shit that you're getting today I'm positive that every guy in here has thought about you once where they were at least you're gonna yeah twice Everybody back. We got a dollar that's so to just did the leave behind to see if we were talking about him

Hang on one second Vita anything at all anything You need to get a Yeti Mike and just send me your your part in Do it at your house do it at the house whatever you just add you Gary's one of the best comics I actually industry. I actually enjoyed you on the show. You're very funny. And he's with your manager. He's very funny, man. Very funny.

Cowhead. You asked your question. Of course. Because that's what I think what you're saying to him. The girl was not funny. Take advantage. Take advantage of it. But you have in your way, which I like.

And so is the scope of doing it. Slowly, but you're in his way. In a room full of fucking alpha male comics, you have to be you. You can't be Lewis, you can't be me. You can't be Dan. You were great on the show today as you. And Scopo is him.

And that's it in a room full. When you're on a radio show like yours, you're gonna come in and you're gonna fucking go or you guys are gonna roll. Oh, you know Yeah, we'll never have back in he was a one breaker What if you're out any if you ever go on a radio show and you only last for one segment? They hit it. Yeah, sure. That's a secret Well, thanks for coming good luck this weekend And yeah, come and say it any night. Yeah, Kelly. What was your question to it too?

I'll count it um Three you got to go to the three-shot when you speak. Oh, okay. I Know that hard, but now I do darling and I'm gonna do it from now on Kelly. You know what? I want to fuck you to Shut up everyone. I do I just want to come on you. Yeah I want to think about someone else while I'm jerking off and then I know I've been trying to get girls on the show like girl comedians Yeah, from like literally months Gary Let's get a girl on they won't come on because of fucking I get it

Because we're just coming on Kelly because the first thing you do is show a guest a video of another guy sucking your fake dick No, that would get girls on it. I love that it wasn't a fake dick. I know it was I that's a thing You had to point out that it was fake There's no way your dick is that pay when I saw it. I was like okay. I see what's going on He's coming in here just trying people no, I'm being honest. I'm just being honest He's being honest. You probably have a small dick. I actually thought it was funny, but I'm not gonna help you You don't have to laugh it was factual go ahead. I have a nice cock. What size you got? Not that I'm going to

you know I think a brag about yeah it's like a red book Italian yeah fat Italian that's you too yeah mine's a little bit Italian's always have big fat sausages what I want sausage you know they're all big fat wide wide what's your question oh um so Gary anyway would know Kelly. What is it? Hey, say what do you think like if it's like you can count them on one hand out funny He said five funny things, but they're really funny when he says them The alphabet count is two of them I'm going to be a guy. Guy Kelly, what is it?

Do you think that, like, if Bobby is who he is, and Gary is who he is, and blah, blah, blah, if who I am is someone who likes to start trouble or instigate, do you think that people should be, I should be hated, or people should be so angry about that? That's just me. No, that's just me. Every show needs a good instigator,

and I can't always be the host, because you don't want every guest hating the fucking host. Yeah, so I I mean I like it the uncomfortable radio is good radio So that's some of the that's the one thing that people point their finger at me Kelly if here's a problem if you didn't really cry at the end of it It wouldn't be a problem you just insigated and took your shit and then gave your shots and then didn't get genuinely upset about it. It would have taken personal. If it was as for the show or for funny, and it didn't become personal, where you had to get an apology or say sorry,

or get a sorry back every fucking week, then it'd be fine. I've never had that. Tom, this is business. This man has taken it very personally. You did it with me, Kelly. You did it when we had that argument. You said something. You know, when I came at you, and then you when we had that argument you said something you know

When I came at you and then you got a second Chris you know, he's a guy, right? Yeah, okay All right, no, but I never think of you as a lesbian. He's not by turn around I like a lesbian I don't agree with anyone in this room right now, but what I don't agree because you because everyone's like, you're saying like, I have to, like, oh, I had to get, taking things personal, I have to say sorry. Oh, like I had to get someone to say sorry, so I'm trying to do the cameras that it's very, very hard.

But I don't believe that's ever, I don't believe that's ever really happened. All right, I'm telling you right now, it happened with us. That's what happened. Because you, because you came at me with a little conky tone, so I slammed you and then. That's it. That's where it is right there. That's where happened because you came at me with a little conkey tone, so I slammed it and that's it That's where it is right there. That's where it is. What's it with it? You came at me. He doesn't I think the problem with your creases that

Number one you get very cool. You're very quick to anger. Yes I'm not finished. I'm not I'm not finished You go very quick to anger. That's totally cool Not my fault not my problem. So you need to watch it No, but you came at me and then I said Why don't you argue with the back? You know what? Who's really angry fast? I do I know that you go from use a meeting or two Yeah, you go from you go from drunk had to fucking fucking

And yeah, I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know but the thing the thing would happen with us the thing would happen with us it was it wasn't just it was a question and then she came back me and I was like and I asked her again the same exact question and then she said something like her funny way of telling again but it wasn't funny it was country so then I slammed her and then she's like You that was me it was so rude what you said to me. What would you do that? I was like you came at me and I I slammed you harder with that as you couldn't handle it

You didn't slam me. You just like me a cunt. I said Kelly I take care of things unlike you who haj your shoulders when you get angry you dumb cunt Jesus I don't know I'm in I'm gonna listen. I'm in a grade. Oh, long. This is what I want to say. I've never seen Joe Luzer shit on somebody and I think that that is symbolic of to me. Yeah, I can't look. I love you. You know, I love you. Me and Kelly, I think the other night I love you. But I cried and she cried and I felt bad. I had a feel bad because I mean I cried over a fucking ball bus. He didn't know. He didn't make me cry. I was, you know, I'm fucking, you know,

I'm gonna go, yeah, I'm, you know, it's, it's slow stuff, I've got no more. So, and sometimes I need to have a book to. People, like I've noticed other people, they fucking, cause you have a thing about you, where I don't think that you're comfortable in your skin or you're comfortable where you're at. I think you wanna, like you wanna put yourself above scope,

and I think that bothers him because the truth is you guys are on the same level. You're both not funny. It does bother you. Because if I have to tell you something, but you shouldn't put yourself above him, not on the show, but I'm not doing that. I'm just in life. Not, not. But if I have to tell him something with the show, I do feel like he gets really angry or defensive. Name one time with that. I've got to tell him something, but it's like, it's not me. But because you're the only one in the room,

then admittedly so far that he feels is unequal and I think maybe you think a little bit above, because you've already said that these guys are the heavy hitters and he's the boss. So she's the only one that you really can do that to. So she might get a lot of your flat. No, I think she should treat me with equal respect. Which I think I do.

Yeah, I don't know. But there is, I mean, I'm not gonna stay. I'm not just taking up the Kelly, but she knows she's been doing this for two years. It's not just the show. I'm doing it like in life, in comedy. Who's looking at the show right now? No, I'm not talking about that.

Why not? The show is two hours a week, okay? And you're ever relationship with Scope and other comics beyond the show. Way more often, you're at comedy clubs, you're hanging out at fucking whatever. So I think, like, I've seen you do, I'm not even named specific things,

but you'll say little things where you're like, you know, you, and I like that, I'm not gonna throw people under the bus, but you almost kind of like have an attitude like you're better than people and you don't really accept where you're at. I remember a while ago you were, you were, you were shitting on some other comic and you were just kind of like, I don't get why she's where she's at and I'm like, Kelly, she's hot and, you know, she's fucking been doing comedy longer than you.

So accept where you're at and enjoy where you're at and enjoy that part of the ride because it's gonna be gone eventually. That's fine. Being able to fucking be a young comic in the scene and being able to kind of go up there and be kind of naked and new and not really have any pressure to succeed. Now that I got a fucking manager, the pressure to produce content and the pressure to be really good, I couldn't bomb on Access TV. I didn't have that luxury.

You know what I'm saying? So I think why did you? Yes. Yes. But Lou, I get what you're saying? So I think why did you? Yeah, but Lou, I get what you're saying and I appreciate it because you've always been the real I'm sorry. Yeah, you'll be the one with this one anyway. Here's a deal. I want to tell you this from experience. We're gonna not like each other. We're gonna like each other. You're gonna fucking hate. Louis, you're gonna love Joe. You're gonna fucking get mad at Chris, Chris is gonna hate Kelly. The thing is though, we're all in this to fucking gather, that's it.

I, the guys I came up, I've fought with all them. I fought with Patrice Billy Norton. Oh yeah, I heard a story. Not, I've never fought with Colin ever, but we've yelled at each other, he's gotten mad at me, I've gotten mad at him. It's just, it's just the way it is. It's going to happen. Expressing when we see each other every week, you two are working together under me, which I know is a fucking pain in the ass. I'm an asshole. I like shit a certain way and I make you guys do it that way. But I'm fine with that. I know, but here's my point is this, you two are gonna fucking fight with each other. It's gonna happen.

We're in the same business, we're in this, we're doing this podcast. You can't take it to personal, you can't take it to deep. And the one thing that sucks, this is the one thing that I've learned that ends friendship, resentment. If you're holding a resentment and you have something to say and you don't say it and you tell Joe or you tell Lou and you don't tell her or me you're gonna it's gonna come out one day it's gonna snap and it's gonna build and build and build a bit of what makes people go and drink and

use drugs it up before what's up soccer it's it's true resentment is the fucking killer. So what you should do is if you get a problem, you should just fucking say it to each other and talk to each other and get it the fuck out. Yeah. On the show, not off the air. All right, Chris, I'm attracted to you.

Because after we had that text-pissing thing, I found out where he was playing that night and I went and saw him to sort it out. Yeah. Because I really wanted to sort it out. But you, you're a fucking, you're like me, you get mad too quick. Don't get mad. You get mad. You get mad at me. When I yell at you for not doing what the fuck you're supposed to do.

Yeah. You're living there shaking. What's that fucking right there? What does she do? What's she do? Yeah. Like shut the fuck up. I want to write your song. Shut the fuck up. You're no thing good to say. What do we, what do I do?

What do I do? What do I do? Cow head respect. What do I do? I let one of them go. Which one? I don't know. I've not heard long enough.

Will you stay for a couple weeks until we get this data? I'll get you with you now. Two weeks. I'll listen to two more podcasts and let you know. All right. Oh, so in two weeks. I'm fucking apprentice. When two weeks we're going to have to let somebody go.. Yeah, all right. I'm not trying to do you

You know, I think you're great I feel like you feel so calm. Kelly do you do you need to get away from the show for a while? No, do you want me to get away from the show? Yes, no, no, no, no, she's asking me. I'm sorry Kelly lose would be I do She's asking me I'm sorry Kelly loose would be fuck out. I feel like some time to you need a break. No, I don't need a break But if you want me to go I'll go because I am fine both. I'll fucking produce bro No, you know how fucking crazy producing out of your mind why because nobody will come on this show

What do you call him up with the fuck are you that's not true? Are you fucking kidding me bro? I produce two fucking shows right now yelling at me You're fucking yelling at me and I'm sick of it. Did you understand? You already broke the board yesterday and I want them to touch anything else. I know. I know. This is just a pile of shit.

The gorilla, the gong and his phone. It's just shit everywhere and the headphones. It's just an asshole. It's a fucking true asshole. Alright, we're gonna get the fuck out of here. We haven't figured it out All right, let's go around the room right to left go Kelly. What do you go? I'm sorry. Go next. I'm not ready come back to Chris Go ahead Famy on Twitter at Chris go bow. I'm at LOL next week and come check me out. I think Chris go bow at follow him

Okay, we know a little more bottom-up That was Why that was funny funny Andrew Schultz is playing funny I was like open for Andrew Schultz a comedian you know open for anybody That was funny, but it was too real Real fucking I don't think it was I was funny. I'll take that was a good one It was a hit he's promoting so we had to live in TV shows and MTV you give us a shit What do you got there Joey? All right? This is big if you live in New York December 10th The twist party second annual twist and show Gary Vee does on the show we get comics shutting their act

Then we have a dance contest and then this is an important note December 20th Last week I plugged a grandma's basement with Mark Norman grandma's basement is closing which is sans where my started my comedy career So we're looking for a different venue. I'm gonna be in Boston December 20th door deal show. Don't know where yet So So I know there's a door deal. What what we're gonna find another place to do this guy is finding another bar or another venue we're gonna we're gonna still gonna do it we just gonna find a different venue so stay tuned for that but December 10th if you're in come twist the night away and check check out Joe's podcast even though it's not on my network me you know right cast I can't wait to the

statute of limitations is up on you adding that it's not on this network but I would well you know what you could have came to me. It's funny, Pocky. I could have. And you didn't. And it hurts. I'm sorry. It fucking hurts.

What do you mean it hurts, I'm here every week. You could have had the studio. I love you. We could have got you a nice banner. Well, we have a nice studio. You got, buddy. Guys, check me out. Me and Dave Smith and Scope are going to be December 18th comics at Fox Woods.

One night only, also follow me on Twitter at Louis Shagom as good on my website, califistookasucks.com. Ding, ding, ding, ding. It exists. I didn't fucking spend $11 on a domain name to not fucking promote it. Okay, sorry. Deal with it. It's funny. I'm a bitch, you're in here. That's his website. I choose that. Yeah, califistookas sucks.com. It's a good fucking website name What is this? You know what's funny is I think Lewis is Kelly's closest friend

Really am I actually think he is up. Yeah, we're Alurs comedy. I think I'm crying to him if I had a friend like Lewis I would fucking you just said I was your fucking friend You jerk off. How do you think I'm crying to him? If I had a friend like Lewis, I would fucking You just said I was your fucking friend, you jerk off! I thought you would Dave Smith. I mean, are you listening, guys? I'm pretty sure I'm your best friend, I was a stage show. What is your name again? Gary Vitor.

Gary. Gary Vitor. I'm the Tuesday. Yes. The Irish eggs that I host a show called Not Soup. It's totally free. No shit. Yeah, 51.

That's how you get Bobby to come here. I mean, your show is after foods. Have you done the show? No. You gotta do it. It's totally free. No shit. That's how you get Bobby to come in. You're making your shows after foods. Have you done the show? No. You've got to do it. It's fantastic. What? You've got to do it.

It's a great show. I've never been asked. Me, Mark Norman, and Matt Ruby run it together. I've never been asked. Matt Ruby's the only other comic who's ever made out with my girlfriend. That you know. I've never been asked.

You don't know that. And I know somebody who has made out with her. Yeah, I don't know. She was your girlfriend. What's up? You're more than welcome to the know somebody who has made that weather. Yeah, I didn't say. Well, she was your girlfriend. What's up? You're more of the welcome to do the show. Okay, great, thanks. I would love to come down.

So that's, do I have to, do I have to look smart to do the show? No, no, you could look like you do. And then I set them up for that, right? Literally, that was a softball. I wanted you to end strong, kid. Thank you. Yeah.

You could see Twitter, at GVeter, and the thing I'm being let go, I'm not coming back here. No, you should show. Thank you. You can see the head Twitter at GVeter and the thing I'm being let go not coming back here. No, you can't. Fuck you. Actually, come back anytime. Absolutely. Great to have you on. I'm going to go to meet you.

What's up? Yes. At Mr. Caled, MR. Caled on Twitter and I'll be on the Arty Lang show tomorrow night. Well, this doesn't matter because it's ain't coming out. I'll be on Arty Lang show Wednesday night. Anyways, thanks for coming on because it's ain't coming out. I mean, already laying show on Wednesday night. Anyways, thanks for coming on. Thank you.

I look forward to seeing you. Finally, I had you in my studio. This is great. I appreciate it. Yeah, that was a very fun. Alright, but I'll see you in a couple of weeks. Yes. Awesome.

If you don't kill yourself, I'll find them. I'm not going to. That doesn't mean I have to find them. Would I be a friend that you call when things are bad? Yeah. Like, are we that close? I call you for advice. Okay, I wouldn't call. All right, go ahead.

All right. Go ahead. What's wrong? You all right? You're a beach beach, just a little client. All right, go ahead, man. Yeah, it shows over. What the fuck, a whisper?

You have a whisper in the whole show. You're through shit on the gong during the fuck. Everything, and then you whisper at the end, you get the... Wait for me, where you going? Robert Kelly, check it out, Kelly, what do I got? I actually saw kind of after the 9th. So December 13th, Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia, 13th, 14th,

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