Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Cystie Boys

Episode Date: November 18, 2013

Robert is away, but YKWD goes on with Luis J Gomez, Joe List, Kelly Fastuca, Aaron Berg, Dave Smith, Mike Cannon and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Pluto TV, ven a verlo sin pagar nunca. The funniest part cast on the planet Earth That was trying to keep it like a comic-can I have a bunch of guys on it It's just us sitting down And sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's intense It's Robert Kelly You know what? You know what? I guess

No topics, no directions But I love doing it Why you cast a girl? Died Died Died Join! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come!

Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come!

Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come!

Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! You look terrible. Who's gonna pretend to be Bobby? Well yesterday, Dan did a great job yesterday of directing the show, but he's not here today. You know what you did not do a great job of yesterday, Kelly? What? Fucking producing this show. Producing the show, being in shape. Washing your hands.

Wasn't my fault. Why we lost the show today? We did a whole show. show here's the thing Bobby's out here first also if you if you know what I'll see you later yeah 50% of you just checked out okay Bobby's not here on the show today but we have a full house but we here's the funny part we did a show yesterday with that Bobby with that Bobby we would dance soda yeah monster voice was. We had some other Australian bitch. Was anybody else here my cannon was here. No cannon. I'm gonna. I'm gonna intro cannon. We still have cannon here today. We're scope Oh, he's on his way. I don't know scope was late. Yeah, the fuck

We're there's no host today. There's no direction. There's no anything today It's just fucking it's some of the regulars. We have some new guys here. It's pretty unbelievable. It's a Jew heavy podcast today. I'm glad I'm here doing it with you, Lailu. Kelly, firstly, you're lucky. I just took the reins on this shit. If I wouldn't let Kelly take the reins on the intro to this show, she would have just giggled a lot and went, I wanted you to take the reins. You need to be nice today.

I don't want any bullshit from you. I'm gonna be very nice You heavy as two out of the eventual seven You have one you're equal seven like dog is I was at stand-up in your class night only white guy in the show Was it hard knocks like I'm like, the 12th man on a basketball team. Who's that? That's Joe Liss, the truth is here. He's been gone for a while. So how many people will be messaging me asking where he is?

He's been out of the country, but he's back. I'm back and better than ever. It's fucking killing it. Fucking miserable. Kelly didn't tell me that Bobby was in here. begged me to come on. I said no repeatedly. Finally, I was like, fine, I'll do it.

She's like, great, Bobby's not coming. I'm like finally I was like fine I'll do it she's like great Bobby's not coming I'm like you fucking This literally my head I was like this you know what I should go I should see Bobby I haven't I haven't fucking I'll see He died dude he died of heart disease Whoa, he didn't want me to tell the fans that This is last time we're not tell the fans that are dying of heart disease am I on I can't even hear my Tell you why don't you stop turning yourself so fucking loud and turn up Joe list What the fuck level of importance, okay? It goes me the loudest Joe list second loudest you are You have to leave the studio after you're done adjusting these volumes. This is only cuz Lewis is hosting by the way

Yeah, normally his fifth or six He's a chocolate to the milk. We got Mike Cannon here. Mike Cannon back by popular demand. Last time he was on the show, beside yesterday, which was completely... I missed you. The show is fucking gone. He was on, you came and you gave Bobby a flashlight, right?

Right, I gave Metzger a pocket pussy as well. And Dan, if you guys were on, I don't think you guys are on at that I gave Metzger a pocket pussy as well. And Dan if you guys were on I don't think you I Can I get a pocket pussy now? I'll put out a call. I don't really work with that. No, I want to use the one that you've used Yeah, that's actually the most gangster I've ever felt they gave me a bunch of boxes I used one and then just threw it out. No, why'd you throw it out, dude? Because it just I did the cleaning process is disgusting. I produce as a used pussy it just I did the cleaning process is disgusting our producer has a used pussy We got Aaron Berg back by popular man now that we are the first Jew of the two Jews in the room Yeah, thank you might be the biggest Jew in the history of Jews

There was a bigger one there was a bodybuilder in Toronto We got shot in the leg and then he died from a heart attack named Jason Markovitch Oh, wow, yeah at the same time related shot Yeah, he was like a bouncer. He got shot in the leg and then he died a a heart attack named Jason Markovitch. Oh, wow. At the same time, related shot. Yeah, he was like a bouncer. He got shot in the leg and then he died a couple of years later. There's a lot of big Jews out there now. Gary Goldman.

Yeah, Goldman's a big Jew. Huge Jew. Yeah. That's it. There's not another fucking big Jew out there. There might be. So maybe Vin Diesel's Jewish and he's hiding it. And we got Dave Smith.

Not big, Drew. Is skinny told you though. Thank you, Drew. Aaron, if you could have Dave Smith's height, you'd be really big. You'd be the biggest Jew ever. Yeah, my dick would look bigger too. I bet Dave's got like a freak show of a dick down there.

Dave's got a huge dick. Is that true? 100% medium. I'm just gonna, you know, I'll let others tell the legend. Just judging by your stature. It does kind of add up Big big day. Yeah, it's just uncomfortable though because me and Dave have double teams and checks together and It's fucking you see I feel pretty useless. They have to look at your two-can Sam dick Multi-colored turn around Dave's got this beautiful big dick

Maybe D Shit, Lewis's dick does get a lot of different colors Right, yeah the orange alert So I'm like you know like tyrants threat My god, there's a threat on the bridge I think it's like a purple thumbprint in it from jerking off Like it's a angry jerking I'm out of clay. I was at the SCD clinic one time and she was like what is going on here? thumbprint in it from jerking off. Like it's a- From angry jerking up.

Made out of clay? I was at the SCD clinic one time and she was like, what is going on here? And I was like, oh, that's always there. She's like, oh, this is a contusion from masturbation. Wow. So you're a gripper. Yeah, I jerk off like this. Like I'm eating a sandwich.

Like you're doing this at a duck, like a sock puppet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I really quiet? Can you guys see got I'm getting nothing I'm picking up a little Lowe try your microphone like ten I'm about you. You're a fucking loud Kelly is right like in here you and Lewis very loudly I can't hear myself. I just try put the mic on your head finds up. No, it's not another thing I've been doing that you guys are loud. I can't hear me I

Understand how It works hear me. I understand how it works. Kelly for Super. Yeah. Well, you just turned me up a bunch too. Kelly for Super. The worst producer in podcast. The cop the shit. I told you I wouldn't make fun of your app anymore. I said I'd make funny. I can make funny. You're helping me when I'm like trying to make everyone sound good. You know how being. You're trying to make it sound good. You told me that you was to turn up my headphones. Yeah, it's a elimination process. What? You're gonna turn everybody up until you can't hear Joe at all.

Yes. That's all right. All right. That's all right. I'm working on it. You're fine. You guys are fine. I'm working on it.

I'm working on it. You guys are fine. All right. So anyway, Joe, you masturbate a lot, dude. I masturbate a lot. I think I don't think more than like an average person. But I'm on the road a lot. I would say on average. Now I would say about twice a day. For most of my life, three and a half a day.

If you're home alone, completely like your chicks out, you have a whole day to yourself. There's no spots that night. It's like a holiday. How many times are you gonna masturbate? I mean, first of all, I have spots every night, but you guys are just a little hard work, you guys. So we'll get there.

On the roads where I'm doing most of my jerking up. If I'm on the road, I have nothing to do I'm not inside of the road actually He just jerks off his car's going on I've jerked off in my car many times While driving? Yeah, for sure A lot

So wait, why did you, you were one, I guess you didn't give me shit But why were you not getting my back when I was talking about going for a quick jerk in the hospital of bathroom I'll be was giving birth I missed that episode You missed that episode? I'm totally for that I don't know what the problem is. You fucking get it right? Of course. What are you kidding? Wait, what am I an asshole?

What people taking the other side people with penises people are turning real quick Oh, yeah, first of all dudes were coming at me like I was fucking crazy even Bobby's like they just don't fucking do that No, fuck that I worked off in the yoga studio before like everyone's in the studio except me like I'm gonna use the bathroom quick and I'm just rubbing one out and then go because it's girls are hot Well, that's a thing you don't want to walk around with like I'm not gonna say a book because it's not a bone or what happens? It's filled up if you start to fill up a little bit and rub against your jeans or your underwear if you're doing something like yoga Or you know co-delivering a baby

Yeah, it's the same as like not eating it. If you don't eat all day, people get surly. You're on edge, you're fucking angry. I don't understand us at all. I don't understand how you could master of eating public at all. That was the most Jewish you've ever sounded. I don't understand.

I don't understand why would you do this. Why would you do it? If you're being held in your seam and then you get to a lonely place. Your mother's very disappointing. You say. You say. You say.

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You say. You say. You say. You say. You say. Yeah, some of us have normal bodies with a dick that works. I'm asking. What are you alluding to, Dave? I'm asking, my dick is working again, by the way. Again? My testosterone's back up. What happened? I heard a man hang out and we did a road gig and he's like, hey, dude, I gotta go buy a bunch of over-the-counter Viagra. He's the only guy in the world who buys the pills that are up in a gas station.

I'm not the only guy in the world. He's not the only guy in the world who's been in that open. I've noticed they're up in like a gas station. I'm not the only guy in the world. He's not the only guy in the world. He's the one who told me, I've noticed they're up in every single gas station ever. Not just somebody, lots of people are by me. Now of course you're Dick's working now. You're in the part of the cycle. Yeah, but I'm saying, Aaron, in a couple months.

He switched to HGH, it's not a test. I don't know, I don't know, I don't think a lot of people listening know why wasn't you Dick working? I was really out of shape and I was smoking a lot and drinking a lot and I had no sex driving, I was way too fat and my dick wouldn't work. My dick worked as a fine bro. What, you wouldn't get hot? So you just wouldn't get hot.

Just to slide my life, yeah, I think so, okay. Aaron can't fuck unless he's attracted to himself. I'm gonna tell you that. Unless there's a mirror around, I can't get a heart. That's perfect. Because usually when I fuck, like if I fuck, first I very rarely fuck women I'm attracted to because it takes too much work. So usually fuck like ugly girls because they're easier.

Yeah, it is a real effort. Yeah, and then I'll get drunk. And then when I'm drunk, my dick doesn't work as good as it should and especially I'm out of shape, so I would take a dick bill like that. You're also 56. Yeah 72 right now. Aaron's a very very old Jew and the old. I looks great man. It's working out You fucking Aaron spends every afternoon eating mottable soup at a deli. Yeah, the audience must have the hardest time figuring out what you look like Because we're talking about how short you are how big big you are, how Jewish you are, how old you are. Like they just fucking, they have no idea what's happening.

Guys, imagine a less grizzled Joe Rogan. Oh, you give him like a little Rogan, a little bit. That's kind of what he's got going on. Oh. Now Aaron, hold on, Dave said this before we started the podcast. He asked you if you're on Reids right now

and you got a little coy. No, I'm not on steroids. You said no, but you made that exact face that you're making right now. I'm taking creatine right now. Creatine. What's that? That's not steroids. Come on, what else are you taking, exact face that you're making right now. I'm taking creating right now Creatine. Yeah, that's not so it's come on. What else are you doing? I'm an island I mean Chicken breast a damn breath with food with oh my god That's like that. I have a black friend of racer slimes

That's what people on steroids are not meeting like six chicken breast today That's what they all said tons of protein. That's what Alistair over him That's what they all said. It's tons of protein. That's what Alistair Overham, remember when he, you know, it's, dude, are there, are there chicken breasts? Bigger balls, sure.

I know, I know. Dude, my first of all, my dick's bigger now, since I lost weight, and it's, I've got, like, sex drive back. By the way, that's a real thing. Yeah, what do you, wait, you're weight displaces, then, in huge amounts of dick. It's the only, no, it doesn't suppose in your dick. You get a gun, okay?

Now, when you, when the fat around your dick starts filling up but makes your dick retract. So when I'm fatter, my dick just fucking looks like it's about an inch. It's not actually smaller, it just looks like it's smaller, right? I mean, technically, if you measure from the skin to the tip, it's gonna be smaller because the gunt meat comes out of it.

I don't think it man, you're the authority on guns. No, no, no, no. That's what I was about to say. It was that a gun to hear the woman say something. All right. And that gun to hear the woman's stomach going over a VJ. What it looks like? A Guinness. A Guinness is when the stomach goes over the dick.

A Guinness. A Guinness and the gun. What about a guy? That's a real woman fucking joke. We come up with gun to then ladies are like, we'll call there's a Guinness. What is a Guinness that's woman humor

I didn't realize that it was a gutt cut that's not really I never realized that's what it is you've lost weight recently right have you noticed a size change in your deck? My Dix always been huge Came out with a big dick big big big never looked back. Yeah, but Joe wasn't big though. Joe was if you're anything He may have made out of shape Joe that's a thing you're out of shape, but you weren't fat. You know skinny Like what Dave looks like what is he now? Joe now? Joey looks great Yeah, pretty ripped ripped he's not

ripped I'm ripped Joe I've seen you with your shirt off you take it off every other episode you're not ripped not every other episode two in a row last previous two show show show I'm not showing it again Lewis is being mean and I'm not being mean you're just not ripped I would describe you as rip your stuff I would do it like to see you I think Lewis is the authority Lips, uh, uh, no No, I didn't It was just rich for three weeks and, uh, two years ago Yeah, yeah

You got that, yeah That was a bomb kind of thing See, Dave I'm just pronounced it That's a flat tire bomb Flat tire bomb was the same thing No, but you can't make fun of Jo over the way He looks because Jo looks fucking awesome

Yeah, thank you You're getting there Are you fucking listening to me? Alright, first of all Stop getting so angry Don't go straight to Angle-Lewd Jo, you. Are you fucking listening to me? All right, first of all, we're getting so angry. Don't be sure to anger Louie. Do you really want to fuck Kelly from behind? Not really, but I wouldn't do it.

I wouldn't do it. Just from behind. I got a lot of issues to work out behind. No, I promised myself today we're going to babies together. Dave? I'm thinking about it. I'm only a Jew Patrick. I'm a Jew, Patrick, a Jew, plus. It's like, it's like it would change. He's a good dad. I'm like,

yeah, is that are you attracted to Dave Kelly? No, not at all. No, I would be a good dad. Why don't you not attract it to him? Very handsome, very bright. No, he's good looking stuff, but then he just talks all the time. You do talk a lot. I know. So it's a pretty shitty quality and comics. You do talk a lot, except for on this podcast, when we're missing the guy who talks them up. Yeah, deep, I want to step it up a little bit. There it is.

We'll get it. And we like Dave take over. We will be within four minutes into a deep, deep, deep conversation about politics. Yeah, that's why I think that's true. I can't handle it. I'm talking about lots of things. Yeah, but it's the politics stuff that just I can't handle it.

But it's OK. You can't handle me in general. So we're OK. Oh, you guys should kiss. No. I can't handle it. I can't handle it. Yeah, but it's the politics stuff that just, I can't handle it. But it's okay. You can't handle me in general. So we're okay. Oh, you guys should kiss. No. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Cut to five minutes later, Dave just banging Kelly out on the fucking board.

No, I'm not. You're vomiting. No, I'm done. I'm off the market for a while. Why? Could you have boyfriend? No. I thought you did have a boy friend.

Your body became too gross. You're uncomfortable taking your clothes off in front of you. Oh, took it off the market before the price took a dime. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. There's an awesome market. So it was a product recall. Oh my God.

We shut down shop. We're renovating for a few months. Oh my God. I'm trying to write down names of the episode while I'm still trying to talk It's very hard. She's in a very high school. He's should be here writing this Why how were the fuck is Scopo at he was he was at work and blah blah blah. He's like a second traffic I don't know. More important in Scopo's life than this part. Nothing nothing Kelly's been busy. She's in a very time-consuming

Yes, yes, don't fucking cut me off, you dumb fucking bitch. Lossuit with the beetles over their hair. Is it worth it, Joe? She's a beetles haircut. It would have been fine if you hadn't interrupted. That was pretty brutal, dude. It was gonna really come out good. That was a my fault. let my mentor met the beginning

Oh, I really took all the rhythm out of whatever Killy doesn't you on your phone what what what's going on? I'm right down names for the episode. Well, we'll just remember at the end No, no one ever remembers anything at the end. So why you off the market is what I went I went on a new pill Look, bear of control and it killed my little meadow So and I just so don't feel like it. So it's the point of being on the pill then? Because I need it for, like, girl stuff, like, you know, like, you know, like, regulates

their periods, no acne. And it may, and it, like, it's a different one, and I have to take it for a while, and it's never before I've felt like this. Like, I know fucking desire. Maybe the thing that's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, So you're taking the pill for girl stuff. You're taking the pill to regulate your period. Is that right? Yeah, but it's all about, like, I don't want to get to. No. I'm not supposed to post 30. I'm not being a dick, I'm being. No, it's more about, it's more about, I don't want to get too graphic about women's fucking piping. We know what it's good.

You know what I'm going to show? It's gross, but it's more about helping my body get back to the way it's supposed to be, sort of thing. Well, time out. Slow down. I get gross, please. I want to know what the fuck you're talking about right now. How are you going to educate men to be empathetic towards women's sex?

Well, I have polycystic ovaries, which means I get cis to live in my ovaries. Oh! Oh! Who told you that? Why? I just walked in on that one. Oh my god. You guys, remember you're representing Kelly's nasty pussy?

No, it's to my nose. Nice. You should stop texting. I agree. Oh my god My For making me feel bad It's not What is your life expectancy with that nothing Nothing, it's just like a lot of girls. Nothing. I'm a dead woman walking. A lot of girls get it, so I just so regulate it to make it better, but on the other end it makes it just chummy.

It's a polycystic over. No, no, it's just a really common thing that girls have, like endometriosis. By the way, if that's why none of us have heard of it. We all just freaked out. Yeah, this is why I didn't want to say anything and look at the reaction that I get. I wouldn't talk about it. You want to grow. I was holding back a little. Don't make me feel bad because I'm a bad kid. I'm not trying not to make you feel bad. Holy shit. I knew a woman that had that one time. She was homeless. She lived in the She died days later blood gushing out all the time bleeding on the side of the sheet. She had a decent sheet of not talking about it She's a living in some way system, but she was a mole person. Yeah, she collected pennies and had a cardboard sports coat

She kept the pennies in her vagina Turns out that'll give you a sister in your pussy Oh, I reveal way too much. Oh, I'm telling you I want to know Tell me what the fuck is this explain what polycystic pussy is how did you like rain man? I don't remember to repeat that back all I heard 42 jelly Good inside joke I think it's okay. Polycystic

Good inside joke All right, so good polysistic Don't say polysistic Oh Two-spect Don't say polysistic No, don't I liked it Polysistic Contosis

Kelly, what is this now? Contosis, that should be the name of the thing Right down, Contosis When the doctor told you for the first time He broke it, was it like how did he break the news? You see like this is the worst part of my job. What's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what, what's, what's, what's, what's No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Get off you fine, Lou. All right, polycystic ovary syndrome or PCOS. It's supposed to be. Pussy says, says they're known on the street.

Cunt bubbles. Magic, honey. If you put cunt into anything, it's funny. I just feel like. Cunt bubbles. That's a good name for the five names. That has. My name is Kelly's Cunt bubbles. Just to really the five names. That has to be the five names. My name is Kelly's Cunt Bubbles. Yeah, really? Is that an island of Australia?

Yeah, it's got the dump, the streets flow with the sheds. Well, that's what they called, Gally, the dump. But is that a byproduct of the environment? No, no, no. It's like one of the most common things, girls, have most of them walk around with it, and they don't know it's there, because it's mild.

Like, it's just, it's nothing. But yours was acting up. Wow. It was swarming. I just, what? My comfortable's way out of control. My pussy looked like the elephant man. I couldn't sit down with that ruining furniture.

I pussyhead tusks. You know, those are worth a lot of money. The name of the condition comes from the appearance of the ovaries in most, but not all. Women with the disorder. Often aren't funny. Ah, I'm technically beating today. Oh, shit. Enlarged and containing numerous small cysts located along the outer edge of each ovary. Oh, the cystic appearance. Oh, right on the edge.

You can get that on your dick. Oh, dude, let's get to where it's here we go. All right. Oh, ta-sh. Wait, on the outside of your dick, or the, I think so. Here's more symptoms. Listen, more symptoms, infrequent or prolonged

menstrual periods. Which one do you have? Do you have like fucking 18 day periods now? No, I have like a day. I think they like 40 days apart. That's great. That's great. So you should totally be on the market then.

Hold on, there's more. That should be a pick up line. Guys, there's more. Oh boy. Excess hair growth. Oh, no. Oh, no. Coupled with Italian.

Yeah, no. It a weed whackout. It hit me. And obesity can all occur with women with polycystic over his syndrome. You know what, I will make it fun of all these things about you. This is a fucking serious disorder. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm so sorry, Kelly. What do you think I've put on a lot of weight of life?

You're not, you're not fat. You just have the nastiest pussy out of anyone we know. I think you look great, Kelly. Yeah, I'd like to. Very sweet. I appreciate that guy. You're a fin for a girl with pussy says. Yeah, I'm sure.

I'd like to take your wig off and really. Hold on, hold on. In adolescence, that's 30 years ago for Kelly. In frequent or absent menstruation may signal the condition, and women pass adolescents difficulty becoming pregnant or unexplained weight gain may become the first sign. Who's it the weight gain that tipped you off? Yeah, that and the irregularness of it, you know?

Irregularity? Yeah, that's the word. Fun word. Yeah, you're right. I don't know. There you go. There you go. That's why I put on a bit of weight,

because the pill makes me, anyway. So it may be just like it my sex drive doesn't exist at the moment really? Yeah, and and not even like like I it's Terrible like I haven't watched porn haven't jerked off. I would I would jerk off like if anything if not every day every second I'm done. I'm so a girl with a pussy shit talking about jerking off. It's just gross That was the grosser than the pussy. See, but you'd have to explain why their dick is being swarmed by Dude, I'm sorry, some I growl with pussy shit talking about jerking off. It's just like gross. That was grosser than the pussy shit. Anybody you'd find would have to explain why their dick is being swarmed by hornets. Oh my god, it's Mike.

Is Mike dick the son of the apocalypse? I wouldn't go in there now. Locust everywhere. Dude, I was here with hornets. Let me at this. I wouldn't you in court? Lanyard this. I wouldn't go in there now. The Queen's making honey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But we'll say I can't cook in there. We'll say they cook. Oh yeah, I should be. I think I will. I'll show you.

Anyway, thank you. So between my shitty pussy and maybe or maybe not if Aaron sticks working, be your dick's working now. My dick's working now. But I once got a disease just from riding in a car with Lewis. I got an SDD from Brut. Do you remember that? What I said it was it.

Well, he told I said like I had warts when I was younger once. I banged this girl and I had warts and then I got then it's apt off and I told Lewis and he's like Who's like you want to rub up against my words? Oh And come on I said you have the antidote We called these butterfly kisses Lewis is the host

Yeah Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha If you tell me all the other work On the head work to look good in junior dardam in the neck Eventually some hillbilly had to drive right into Lewis and sacrifice himself. You know your daddy's a hero You tell me drove into Lewis from knowing how cool. I didn't give him to you though. What did you got you to touch? He went out and explained what HPV was and he's like, bro, that's HPV. That's how it spreads. It's Dick Warts.

And then he got to be there. No, but I told him he had it for life now. And he's like, what? And he has his look on his face like you just got in war. Yeah. So yeah, that's when he'd realize that he'd been spreading his disease over the past 15 years and years. You mean that it sound like Lewis gave it to you? He made me aware of it and ignorance was bliss.

I say knowledge is more powerful than any war. They certainly do. Mike, have you ever had an SDD? HPV, but nothing else. What's brand? We really are just fucking. Open about this. Like one.

I've had one war in it, went away, and since then I've been pretty good. But I mean, I've been with the same girl for a while, but on an off-shed. Did you give her the fucking HPVs? No. I mean, I'm sure she'll get cervical cancer, but that's not, she's fine.

She's an adult, she came to the table with that. Yeah, come on. The kind of causes warts, doesn't cause cancer. Really? Oh, okay, so yeah. Different virus, but we can have multiple things. But that's hilarious when they say, you can't get herpes twice, you can actually can.

There's like multiple strains of herpes out there. But you get like 80 times Just for the record. Oh man. I don't have HIV baby. I got tested for it I know you said before I went to the Five guys You're so mean to me today. No, I'm truth Kelly No, you're so mean to me. No, God I mean to you. He gave you pussy words

Now Lewis is being honest with you. Oh God I feel like every week you say Lewis is mean to you this week. Couldn't just be that Lewis is me I'm not mean to you actually I've been holding back a lot Yeah, yeah, for sure we say horrible me and Kelly at a conversation She told me not to make fun of her that as much so this is as good as I get. Yeah, no, you're doing good. No, I bought a video once. You're gross. You guys. You guys have. No, no, look, go back to how you have HPV. You do. I don't. Kelly, listen to me. Kelly, me with a. My doctor, my doctor told me Kelly

for stucke has HPV. She's a real or she fucks everyone. Isn't it true though that 97% of sexually active people have it? I knew it was hot. It used to be 85% and now the shit's coming out that it's everything. They're also finding out that most forms of cancer are just fucking HPV dude. Did you rub in your fucking throat against somebody's dick? And that question. Well, well, well, if you're dieting on a wordy dick like Kelly does every other night. It's not, no, I've been tested and have said you do not have HIV. You've been tested before, no, for the fucking, uh, cis on your, uh, yeah, cervix. That's, that's what I hate to be. That's something.

But no, you can have HPV. It's in remission. And you don't have any wards. You don't have anything going on. It's just in your body. You're carrying it. but eventually one day your pussy's gonna fall out of your body No, I've been like tested twice in the last two years and both times was like you don't have wards and you don't have sis and your I don't have a wards. I't have hbv the thing on my over There's no no no no correlation what doc. Do you know?

I'll test tell me what I don't know there's no test that says hey you have the hpv cells on your pussy Dr. J Gomez there there is for women though there's when women get a pap smear if it's like I say Shmere's more fun. Yeah, but perhaps smier. It's like a mill, some test if it comes out cloudy that they have the HPV. We have a test, don't, we have it trust me. I've been there with a doctor, a proper doctor that you pay.

My doctor, you want to know what I'm doing? No, my doctor told me. Yeah, which doctor? It was a fucking real doctor. Oh yeah? Yeah, a doctor. Yeah. Dr. Hendrick, whatever is fucking new, it does matter. Doctor, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh

Doctor Hendrick, whatever is fucking him, what's does matter? He told me that if you just tested everybody's fucking like hand or their neck or anything or a subway rail It would fucking come back positive for HPV. Okay. Oh It's just everywhere. That's something a real Puerto Rican duck It's either you're here. If you're a immune system, fights this shit off, and you don't have it. Which is a very, very rare case.

I'm pretty sure it was a doctor. Why was he holding the janitors? Evie is everywhere. You gotta wash your hands. That they go to the toilet. Oh, yeah. That's terrible. Evie is everywhere You gotta wash your hands that they go to the toilet Oh yeah That's terrible I'm not listening to you Lewis, I don't believe you

Alright, whatever See I've got a gonorrhea, a chlamydia with Jeff I've chlamydia like seven years ago Chlamydia is a big thing That's what it's not right, you get snotted You're sticking to your underwear I don't know how much it's worth It's that I have it to me when I had the clams fucking the discharge Discharge with the new England underwear.

Ari was a Boston New England canchato. What's the chunk here one? New England and Boston same It's not a Boston. There's a Manhattan man. Boston is in New England. Yeah, you're a bitch. It's the capital of New England.

Excellent attempt at a joke. Yeah. Mine was stuck in a bomb. Mine was stuck in a bomb. Mine was stuck in a bomb. Have you had it before? I've never had the clap now. The clap is bad.

The clap. It's a pill. You can just knock it out. Yeah, it's not going. Now it's one pill. You just go to the doctor and you'll be one pill. Oh, dude. They used to put the solution now.

And tell me the difference between new clap and old clap. New clapping. Sickles a little. If I haven't seen old clap, we'll like get new clap. Aaron was around back when the clap first started. I'm a telly. I'm about a pro. A mission error. I'm gonna honest, neither as good as the novel. The old clap, first, you'd go pee and you'd squeeze your dick before you pee like normal people do and then like shit Would come out and I'd be like what's that and then I was like did I beat off earlier and I forgot like I thought it was

Come remnants right and then I was like okay, I'll pee and then it burns like fuck Oh, and then you'll get discharged in the middle of the night and wake up in your cock stuck What's worse that or Kelly's act There was a question wasn't a statement Kelly What's the difference the still host my feelings One of them is stinging and relevant. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh boy. Oh shit. Berg, batting a thousand. So how long did you last? How long do you have crusty dig full before you went to a doctor? I was afraid to go to a doctor because I did not want to go to my family doctor. I was embarrassed.

Yeah. So I went to like a health clinic in the ghetto in Toronto. Yeah. And it was like a black dog. And they told you about the HPV everywhere. Oh shit. There's HPV everywhere. And then she, she has a Southern bell. Fuck accent was. Well, I do declare that HPV everywhere. Mr. Williams is very warm in here. Get another boy. Can it? It sounds like Strother Martin in cool hand loop. How did you? Oh, no. But I had a... Get it out of the way. Get it out of the way. It sounded like Struther Martin in Cool Hand Loop. How did you...

Oh, no. But I had syphilis at the same time, so they gave me a shot and a half. And then they gave me these pills, and then you had to take the pills for like three weeks back in the day, and they're like, you can't drink alcohol, you can't do... It's syphilis endchlamydia. At the same from the same barot? Yeah. You're a fucking pirate.

I took my booty and she was better than your port of weekend. And then the same chick gave you two at least two. She was this Kelly for stuka. No, no, you talked about this before. This was the chick that your girlfriend that was cheating on you and you called him. Yeah, that is how you caught her. She you heard her fucking down the hall. Some rugby player was fucking her down the hall And I just fucking her just like slam and real enough fuck out of this pig Just fucking hammering away at that slub. Isn't that the worst thing that I like getting cheated on?

Have you ever been cheated on cannon? Probably Your girls can fuck by the black guy right now Most likely I mean not with my current girlfriend. I think my last one my homo boyfriend's the black guy right now. Most likely. I'm a fucking. I mean, not with my current girlfriend. I think my last one. My homo boyfriend's doing a podcast right now. Fuck is a podcast.

Pretend radio. I don't know. It's a looser face in that pillow and shut your mouth. I liked everything in that bit except I would have made him blacker. I really fucked him out a little bit. The fuck's a podcast. Niggap. Whoa.

Hey, and the rice is the what? Really fucked him out a little bit. Yeah, the fuck's a podcast niggas Wasn't racist. I was impersonating a black guy. They say the end word a lot. Yeah, they really do You cheated on Gosley Talk about Take your polyps outside By the way, that's Kelly's problem. She wants me one of the dudes so bad Like that's what they should be like. Hey mate look. I'm farting That one of the dudes all right look. Hey, well, I'm busing bulls. I'm busing bulls First off that was just a cyst yelling for help

A cut fissure exploding I don't want to be one of the guys, but she said I'm always around. I'm one of the dudes and then you say, you guys, hold on, time out. What if I had never told Beatrice that I've cheated on the next girlfriend? Now you just went and announced that I've cheated on girls into a podcast. Maybe I didn't want my girlfriend to be a man. Luckily Beatrice knows because she was the last one. No, because we were talking to Mike. We were talking to Mike about it and then there was a quiet in the conversation and I'm

like, Lou, your turn. And then Mike said, you turn it all. No, I didn't say she cheated on girls. I was talking about being cheated on because he brought up a story. Sorry, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. You went from Lewis wanted to talk about a vulnerable, like having your heart broken situation and you brought it to the thing that is kind of

Dude code and he may take you to guy But it's kind of dude code that you know One more alarm. We're going to guy core guy call I want to be one of the guys actually does it count as being cheated on like we would go on breaks But I would be sleeping with other girls. I'm just assuming that she was here's my definition of cheating If you would be upset if she did it, I mean, I was still a lot of standards. Like I told her that I was being faithful. She didn't find out until later. So, but she was then also telling me the same business. If you would be upset,

can't be the standard. I would be later. I would be upset if they were fucking people, but it's not. You're not, but I'm talking about under those parameters If you are agreeing to not fuck other people in that moment and you fuck other people, that's cheating Okay, so if you're on a break and the agreement as we can see other people The agreement was we can't fuck other people Then I said that I agree with cheating and cheating Well, that's cheating because you said but normally a break would be that you aren't like together You're fucking other of the people right?

That's not cheating. But no it was just a break from did not being in each other's Yeah break is such a funny thing That's just not saying each other. It makes no sense whatsoever. Just cut it clean Yeah Because that's kind of being selfish like you can't you don't want her to be with anyone else

Oh of course it was being selfish. Yeah, it was a complete sociopath when I was like 19 20 years old of course the scopo No I was your path when I was like 19, 20 years old, of course. The Scopo. It's stuck in a subway seat. This is so mis-fuckin' ass. You know what we need now is a quiet guy with long hair. He's trying to fucking use a jaws of life to get him out of the fucking subway turn style. He has a car.

Did you be on the... He should be on time more than anyone. He has bench seats I imagined. Ah, boy. We are having fun. What you said, Lewis, I think is a very good critique, though, of female comics in general, is that they're trapped in this area of wanting to be one of the dudes, but they're not actually one of the dudes.

Yeah. I've always kind of thought that was a thing in general. I remember this, just like really, really quick story that I think sums it all up for me. This years ago I was playing video games with a bunch of my boys and we were playing Madden and we were, it was like someone's season and the rest of us were rotating quarters.

So if it was like your team, we're playing against your team, I get first quarter second, we're just rotating. And this girl came in from like, live down the hall and she's like, oh, I get next. And when she's carrying the voice for her. Anyway, so she comes in. She plays a corridor at the end of the corridor We were like, oh we're rotate so just like rotate it down and she's like, oh just cuz you I'm a girl You're gonna make me pass it after a court and she starts going off on this tyrant and we're trying to explain So we're like no, no, we've been doing that since before you were here and finally at the end of it

We can vent you know, she's like it's bullshit. I know you're not fooling me And it's like if you were a dude someone would have nutchecks you already and taking the controller from you You know what I mean? So it's like you if we treated you by the same standard It would we would be so much harsher on you than we're being right now. You're right, dude Kelly is fat I'm trying to say Kelly's fat But you know what I mean Kelly? It's tough because you do have to pretend to be one of the dudes But you're not really yeah, I only because only because if I don't keep up with the conversation, then I will never get to be... No, but you can just be yourself.

No, wait, look, let me finish. No, no, no, but myself... One, a girl by herself around five strong males. Yeah. If you can't... Laddery, we'll get you everywhere for Sturkey. You can't compete, like, if I... What are we talking like physically strong, because the steroid half, though.

Oh my god, Canon! Did you get shot in your armpit? How much are you sweating dude? I sweat a lot. Well go ahead. Oh my god Answer to put a jacket on So I need more layers I never I never smell it always sweat now you still wear have to address it on stage because I just never wore black shirts And now I just do a pussy in your armpit. I did return you on my sister is told me to get Botox in it But it would just displace to like out my ass or something so whatever That reminds me what happened to Kelly Kelly to help me talk That's amazing So whatever. Yeah. Does that remind me of what happened to Kelly? Kelly, to a home of half the time. You're coming out of your house.

That's amazing. My ass. No, but the thing is, the thing is I, David, it's different because like, the way that men are in conversation, like, I'm not a dude. I don't have that handshake. Let's go play golf or whatever. What?

A different. Yeah, you really don't get your right. What room are you sitting in right now? Is a handshake. Let's go play golf. Listen, I have a sick handshake and we're golf buddies. Yeah, do you by do do you think we're all CEOs a big Thanks. There's a handshake There's a handshake that goes along with being a Flareus example

I just don't I don't go briefcase shopping. We can't, we aren't guys. So if we try to be new, then we're not, Hey man, he was bringing you down with him, with me. No, but we're not guys. So we can't, the stuff that you guys talk about, if I try to keep up, then it's like, well, you can't be one of the guys.

You want to be one of the guys? Bit of a bit. No, all we want you to do is be yourself. I'm not one of the guys you want to be one of the guys Bit of it all we want you to be yourself. Yeah, but I'm not one of the guys I don't wear a visor and go bowling you know what I mean Girls we can't be ourselves around you guys because then you guys go why you're being a chick? Because that's who we are no You kind of are the way you're not being a chick or I'm being one of the guys, but you're not happy with either of them No, no, no be whatever you are and then let it let like it on the way. No, you're not being a chicker, I'm being one of the guys, but you're not happy with other of them. No, no, no, be whatever you are, and then let it, like, stand on the merits of that.

All I'm saying is that, like, the girls will be like, will come up to me and be like, oh, what's up with this book, or, you know, only books, guys, blah, blah. But if some guy came up to me and was like, oh, they only booked the, like, do you think you deserve to be on that show?

Over those five guys, you know what I'm saying, but a girl thinks, just because there isn't a girl there. No, I don't agree. I deserve to be there. No, Dave, I don't agree with you at all. I what I'm saying, but a girl thinks just because there isn't a girl there. No, I don't agree. I deserve to be there. No, Dave, I don't agree with you at all. I, I'm, that's, I think that's been the subject

of a lot of articles. No, no, no, no, I don't agree at all. I'll never put a girl on a show just because I need to make up a girl quota. If I don't have any girls that are good enough to do it, I won't put them on. I don't care about. So why are the girls ever on your show?

Because they're good enough. Why show? You never been in my show. Yeah, I know, it's a fucking talent show. I got a comedy to do. Tell you what, Kelly has one of those comedy is not talent. I know. Yeah. Kelly wants to fucking, she has a night at a room

in New York City. I have a great monthly show. Don't fucking bag it out So fucking rude Not to put a condom on right now There's not a guy just weird talk that's a ¿Pero qué quieres romper? ¿Qué es lo que preciende este año? Bueno, vamos a ver, ok? Vamos a ver, vamos a ver.

Bueno, vamos a hacer un pecho y esto. 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno. Esta es la 3 por uno señal, que significa que ya puedes aprovechar tu del 3 por uno en medianas a domicilio, solo pidiendo el line. ¿Sabes? 3 por uno, 3 por uno, ah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Lewis I believe you have some words from our sponsors. Oh, yeah What's got YKW dudes? You probably tried hulu.com You know what now. Let's try to time to try hulu plus You are the war Well, it was is the Amazing app where you can watch your favorite shows anytime anywhere. It's for your smartphone

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Every time man you look like you're running a pretty successful Ponzi scheme or something Well, I wish I was honestly. It should be selling some use cars What happened did you get stuck in traffic? No, I actually have a day job, so I had to go do that for a while. Oh boy, that's adorable. Not everyone is killing it like Joe Liss and the business. 27 years in still on the podcast, but it's cool.

Oh! Why would I leave the podcast? This isn't... Oh! I'm like I'm enjoyable, it's two hours out of my day. On my week. This twist week, certainly I shouldn't be here because there's no bobby, so this is sort of amateur shit. Tell you it was very receptive about the lineup.

How is Norway, Joe? Oh it's delightful. You wonder where it's still been Norway. Well I was tired. When did you get back? I got back yesterday. Oh, how many jet lags had been slept in four days? How many shows you do? Just two.

You didn't sleep while you were over there? What's that? You didn't sleep while you were over there? Barely. I was all jet lag. Oh, wow. Jet lags, killer. What were the audiences like?

Great, very attractive. How were the women? That's very attractive. Yeah. No worries, a rich country too. Very rich. Everything there costs twice as much as everything here. They got voted in.

Five years in a row, number one country to gain the most profit in a year. What did you find that with your act? You had to change certain words, because they didn't have a word for like, I don't know, car or lift. It was a different word. They don't have a word for car?

No, but like a different word. Like, you know, I don't know what he's shit invested uh... australia he doesn't know what car you know that like sometimes like lift or elevator domain like it was a ex-pats all

no no they they're like good they they watch all american i think they like they said some guy was doing a bit about dmv and they got it they don't have a really uh... that's great they're smart and a much American television. And all television is American because we invented that motherfucker. Scopo, your presence has ruined this podcast. I don't know what just happened over the past four minutes.

My presence has ruined the podcast. Your presence. Unbelievable. Kelly's been doing a great job today. I mean, sure, we've just been making fun of discussing featured pussy the entire show. What's wrong with her pussy? We don't want to get into it again, dude.

How much time do you have? Sists. We set up a Wikipedia page for it. Oh, my God. Kelly's dirty pussy. It's not dirty, it's just ill. Sissy. You have a seat on your aliens.

Can you catch that? You've actually just done it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not as sexually transmitted as a disease at all. It's just like, you know, it's like having asthma. But by the way, I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's more like a sister on your face. She is a man. You have like a cut. She's a cut, or? Kelly, I would not go down on. What's going on? What's going on, you pussy?

I don't want you to go down on me. I got a long, I got a long tongue. Oh, look at me in the eyes and tell me you don't want me to go down on me. I did not want you to go down on me. Oh, your eyes got bigger there, Kelly. Yeah, because I needed to really emphasize the point that I do not want your dirty Mexican tongue to right now. Whoa!

Kelly, that's insensitive. She says, and he's Puerto Rican, Mexican. Oh my god. What is an animal? Get it right Kelly I would go down on you. Oh, would she? Yeah, and I would do it back to you darling. Thank you I was just having one of these bumps is your clip No, that's really hurting that's really that's one of the sores one of the sores It just popped they're not sores It's kind of cysts. Why do you have sores in your vagina? Oh, they're the nice pretty cysts. No, it's more like a grove that if I

They each have a bow like Ms. Petsman They each have a bow like Ms. Pagman. It's Bob Lackin' Missed! Oh, you should've... Get it, you need another data coming warmed up. Yeah. Dancing, I just saw it there. Oh, he's plenty warmed. You see his pips?

It's a data cool amount. I like to jog with garbage bags on before doing podcast. No, they're more like grifts. like I don't want to use the word tumour but it's more like that. Tuna? Tumour. Oh, we don't have to be camped. Oh god, it's a tumour.

Not Tuna. We only help. Oh, because you got to go but you're really was cancer. You don't mean to have children. The cervical cancer is not that bad. It is bad. It's not for a new dog.

It's not for wishes not that bad of cancer on you. You know, I love kids. By the way, do you see the photo K Vazi made? What's the new photo? That's me and Kelly. What is it? Let me see. I'll show you.

It's pretty funny. And we stopped. Scuffle, I don't know what happened today. I want to be on your side. Let's do something visual that nobody can hear hear Give me a few seconds to look it up YKWD war the battle continues every Monday morning K.VaSY loves me by the way also tits for stuka and bedunk adonks kopo okay, I was he sent me a picture of himself Looking fucking did you see his dick? No, no, no,'m not you he he came was he because on hammer fishing we mentioned how

I Maybe do to show pick I don't know what the conversation was due to show their friends pictures of their chicks pussies It's awesome. I don't know exactly how it came up But he emailed me he was like number one I'm gonna show you that I don't have a small dick so send me a picture of his dick and number two He sent me a picture of his chicks and number two he sent me a picture of his chicks pussy Which is just that's a good fan. Yeah, that's thoughtful. He sent me a picture of him like in his work at yeah Like with these buddy looking old boss. He's addicted. Let me see. Oh, what's sideways?

I Fingers get it's attention Yeah, someone needs to like snap their fingers get its attention Now here's what he did come out here's what he did because I've done this move He got it like 75% hard but so it hangs Yeah, of course fluffing But it's more than a fluffy he got it like so it's fully it's basically fully erect but hanging low Yeah, but he didn't want to make it look again a rock hard So it looks like he has bigger piece than what it actually is

Yeah, but it's nice though. It's definitely bigger than mine It looks like a tongue looks like a tongue. He is. Yeah, but it's nice though. It's definitely bigger than mine. It looks like a tongue. It looks like a tongue. He's gonna put his skin, that's connecting it. It's like she and Simmons mouth. Yeah. It's a piece, but he looked really good though. And he said me, picture, he's like,

would you do this? I mean, he said, he calls it the war hammer. And this is his checks plus. No, don't. Which look at this, just excellent. Let me see the push. Let's hope she doesn't listen. Wow.

Oh, God. That is a sweet question. Yeah, hope she doesn't listen. Wow. Oh God. That is actually sweet. Yeah, he tell you it was okay to just openly tell everyone that his son, you as girls post. I hope so. Sorry, Gavaz, I just showed everyone your girls post. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I hope you didn't just ruin his relationship. Yeah. I'm out of pussy lips. Whatever. Don't let me. If you don't want me to show everyone in the room, your girls post, he don't send me a picture.

I'm just saying after lectureuring Kelly on dude code. This guy showed me a girl pussy, everyone want to see it. I agree with Lou though, like if the guy sends me a dick pic, like it's up for I will show everybody. Let me tell you something, if there's one thing he's my only real fan in the world, okay. I know this guy did not give a shit that I'm showing his dick and his shakes pussy to everyone in this room. In fact, he's going to probably make a fucking sign that says, it was him smiling, thumbs up saying he doesn't give a shit. Yeah.

Okay. I think you're manipulating him into doing this. Yeah, Sonic's a real person. He's gonna send me $500 specifically for doing that. I know guys that get drunk all the time and send me pics of their dick, because I think that's gonna make me wanna... Fuck him, and it's the complete opposite. But I show you that you don't have any options. What if I think that's gonna make me want to fuck them and it's the complete opposite. But I show you you don't have them in options. What if they think that's gonna keep you away?

But I always show everybody because I'm like fuck that if you ever send pictures of your pussy out. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never.

Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never you know somebody didn't do it secretly. I used to do that. Blue. You've never sent out a picture of your pussy. Not even a lab. You've never video-raped a girl. I can't believe you guys are surprised that I haven't.

Why would I send a picture of a pussy to anybody? It's my new lab to get tested. It's my new Vine web series, video-raping-wim video-raping. Oh my gosh. Six seconds. Blue is pretend his iPhone is his tongue while he's down there. Now, here's what I did. Dave knows this story

It's actually a great story. I fucking um with that It's actually a girl that me and then you yelled a board which is So I was I was I was kind of seeing this chick for a little while I was basically seeing her up until the point that she said she was willing to fuck me and be together That I was like all right. I'm not seeing this girl anymore, but we will fuck her together. That's what happened really We were like we weren't like it's a first day Anyway, but we still fucked a bunch until you know, we had slowed down fucking now I think you were pretty much done with her and that's why you were like, let's just go. It's still hurt a little

I'm not gonna lie. It's so what she said. She was hurt was how much she enjoyed it It's still hurt a little but that's what she said. It's hurt a little Dude, this chick was a fucking a horror bag. Okay, so way dude, it was like I'll throw this out there She's not even gonna be into it. You want to fucking me on days. Yeah Since the day I met you guys go back to back are you shared? Yeah, how did that? How did that go down? No, no, no, she was always a girl's distance between us. We know. Okay Maybe kiss a lot. She took pictures A lot of heavy pebbles. You guys took turns on the vagina you just go mouth to okay

I was gonna say you were it was gonna be clear who she liked more you wear rubbers already no Robert my friend Dave and a girl that I fucked a bunch of it. I have a rubber. Why don't need a rubber? How do you guys not have a it's, you guys are so careless of the shit. It's really hard to get AIDS actually. AIDS? Lewis is Dr. Again. That's really hard. The actual answer to that is because I'm a straight white guy.

That was like the actual answer. We did an episode about this and I came off sounding like an asshole. Exactly like Dave just sounded. Well, no, if you, I guess if you read about it, it'll all you sound like an asshole exactly like they've just added. Yeah. Well, no you if you I guess if you Like read about it at all you sound like an asshole, but that's the truth Lois lowest percentage of getting a that was a Mikey D bit memories of a hard to get AIDS if you're white white straight like Well, the way Mikey D got it was you know, I mean he's very open about this was through sharing needles Which that is the way a straight white man can get AIDS.

So, but that should be the other thing that I add. If you're a straight white man who doesn't share needles, AIDS basically is something you don't have to worry about. That's the truth. Oh. Yeah, come. So anyway, me and Dave were double banging this chick. Um, but either way, um, and bleeding everywhere.

This, oh, I'm sorry, doing a new one. Brother's over her back. Dude, I'm such an asshole. Straight, white, male, doesn't share needles, and the girl doesn't have pussy cysts. Keep going. It's a few. So this check, she was actually let me take pictures of her neck, and she's let me take videos of her, right?

But it, it, it, that, first of all, there was a good year of my life where I couldn't even get turned on unless I was videotaping fucking That was like my big thing. Why what happened to you? I'm in insane amount of sex. Yeah, okay, so some people use over the count of dick pills some people need a video tape Whatever you got to do This check I want to add another level to the relationship into the thrill of it and that level was tape No, this is this is me secretly

to the thrill of it and that level was Dave. No, this is me secretly in the other level. You're like a six toy dive. Did you actually look like the little bad guys on level two of Mario, like in the little blue underground level? Your face? Wow. I want to know what you were going for. Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Dan, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Dan, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Danah, Dan, Danah, Danah, Dan, Danah, Danah, Dan, Danah, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Danah, Danah, Dan, Dan, Dan, Danah, Danah, Dan, Dan, Danah, Dan, Danah, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Danah, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Danah, Danah, Danah, Dan, Danah, Dan, Danah to Super Mario Bros. Bad guys. Bad guys. On to Gash. So your video right in this girl, Dave's there.

He's up there. So what I did was I set up the camera on my desk before she came over. Did she know? No, that was the idea. I wanted to secretly videotape her. This is a legal one. One? Yeah.

Come 100%. This is a story that makes sense. A legend. She'll bury did stuff like this. And he's a rock star. Lou is no, another. Like the first viral video of that video of him pissing on the chick, right? Yeah. Just pass around that VHS. Well, he's just viral. Yeah. He video taped the the the

women's room. He set up a camera in the women's room in his restaurant. Wow. That was his thing. Nice. It's good. I'm sorry. Solid idea. This guy. So I set up a camera in the women's room and his restaurant. Wow, that was his thing. Nice, it's room and prison. All right, good idea. So I started to have a solid idea, this guy. So I set up on my desk, pointed at the bed. And what I did was when I brought her home that night, I wasn't gonna do it at night, okay? The idea was to wake up before she woke up the next morning

and then videotapered in the morning, right? So I woke up the next morning. So the video, in by the way, this made it my fattest. So like, 290 pounds just really sloppy. The video starts with me, they've seen the video. It starts with me turning the camera on and walking away from it fat in my underwear, just suspiciously.

With a big Dennis friends ass. Just thinking, she's fucking, she's sleeping in the bed. So I climbed in the bed with her. And by the way, I keep on like looking at the camera. I know nothing about like camera etiquette at all. I'm like, did that one one do one vines with you on like looking at the camera I know nothing about like camera etiquette at all. I'm like Did that we want to do in vines? Are they looking at the camera? Yeah, I was doing that

So I tried to sexually wake her up, but she wasn't having any like I kept on like rubbing her shoulders She's like oh get off She like the first five minutes actually I get up at one point because it's just not going well It's a late turn of it. It is a better. I believe you're watching it It really is just Lewis trying to make a porn. And she's just a real person who's asleep. So it's like, oh, hey, baby. And she's like, get off me.

Far. It's a real camera. I don't know why, but I'm visualizing a real to real camera. It's just being that. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b I don't like NFL films. Or the Zabruta film. It keeps cutting away the words. So it's a slightly better way. The Lewis is rubbing on, she won't do anything of this. Wow, it's so much fun. It's fucking that chick with the Zabruta film.

She wouldn't wake up, so I came back in with a kitchen knife. So this time I fucking, I start massaging her shoulders. I press play again. And I start massaging her shoulders. I press play again. And I start massaging her shoulders. From the grassy knoll. What? Just give that man down a right back. So hard.

Was that of all the examples of old film, the JFK assassination where you went as a fruit? I was like, you're not getting it right. Well, me and Joe have a, that's it. Whatever, favorite films, JFK. And I'm just trying to bond with Joe. Oh boy. Oh, okay.

Of him dying? All right, shut the. Oh, okay, of him dying. All right, shut the fuck up, let me tell the story. All right, so the second time I actually get to, I get her to wake up, I'm massaging her shoulders. And so I finally turn her over and she, you know, her tits her out and I'm just trying to like play with the tits a little bit, kiss her neck. And what I don't notice is she's staring directly

into the camera. By the way, if you're, when you're watching from the video perspective, it's very obvious because this is like a wide angle of the entire room and all of a sudden she just starts looking right at you when you watch the video and you're like, oh she's staring at me. Like she brought the phone,

literally she sees the camera. Did she say the little red light on? Yeah, finish this story, let me tell you. So fucking, some, so I'm kissing her neck and literally right into the camera, she goes, Hey, why is that camera pointed at us? She points into the camera. So then I with all of the bad acting skill that I have in the world, I look up like an old woman, what? That moment, I can't let you just get by that moment quickly in the story. That's the story. It is that is Lewis having like when she calls out the camera, Lewis is acting

to a date. Do a date. Oh, what? Oh, camera. Why is the light on? Go, that is weird. I walk over to the front, I sat, waddle over to the camera first. I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.

She's like, why is the red light on? Then the video ends. That's the video ends. That's the end of the video. No's like, yeah, why is the red light on then the video ends No, I got the battery then the video ends the red light means it's not recording That's how my camera works Do you still have the video? No, I think it's got many J has it J might have it Dude you got a little see that I told her eventually though like I I What she said she left she didn't give us she's a hornback. She fucked me and David together Yeah, as you go is if she drew the line,

that she goes, how could you, you go, all right. Let me remind you of a different time. Oh my God, that's so terrible. Louie. By the way, she is little, I saw that, we're still Facebook friends this day and she's married and pregnant. Nice.

And I, I just remember the picture that always stuffed out in my heart, I said in my mind, was her picture, she's at the beach with her boyfriend and she goes, I'm out in my heart. I said in my mind was her picture, she's at the beach with her boyfriend and she goes, I'm standing in the heart that my boyfriend just like dug around me. She's just standing at the beach and there's a heart around her and she's standing in this heart

and I was like, while you're in that heart, I want you to think about the fact that you let me and Fat Lewis double pay you. Very till still exists. What do you think the odds are her boyfriend knows about that? I just feel bad for the boy. Don't you want to call me like dude? I'm sure he has his own whore.

Oh my god. Yeah, but you know what dude? People do shit like that. But she's not a whore. She's just like, I agree. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, she doesn't call her a whore because that kind of takes away from other girls wanting to do the same thing.

Yeah, it's a negative label. It a lot of other things that's amazing. It's an immature, it's an immature young guy thing to say, if a chick has a threesome with two dudes, that makes her a whore. It doesn't really. I like the fuck two chicks. I have, and it's fucking, it's great. But let me show you some, I'm almost, I think, now getting to the point where I think I could probably get over that,

and it not really bother me if I dated a check. Like me and be able to broke up, I can maybe date her and not really let it fucking bug me. But up until a few years ago, like that was something that would genuinely fucking kill me inside if I found out. Because how do you sort of write, like when you two, like what makes a whore?

As a girl's laughing. Is this just Katie that I used to date? She got double-team by two dudes in my school. No, not include. That Katie, you know. So here's what's funny. She didn't, girls aren't like pigs like us, so she didn't, she doesn't know like terms,

like she didn't understand sex terms. So I was like dealing with it, I was dating her and she was telling me that she got double team. I was like, you didn't let them like, you know, like double penetrating. She was like, what do you mean, double penetrating? I was like, you know, they both fucked you, you know, at the same time.

And she was like, yeah, of course, that's what a threesome is. But she didn't understand, like, she didn't understand like one in the ass, one in the pussy. She didn't get that. But my, I just couldn't get the words out the right way. So look for a year and a half. I thought she got in fucked in the ass in the pussy at the same time.

And I dealt with it. Okay. How, Lewis, how good is your game that you be able to have a threesome with two checks? I've had threesome a couple times. Really? How good is my game, dude? My game was back in the day. Dave knows, dude, my game was fucking me.

Well, first off I don't know if that that's a kind of weird question Boy imply your games very good to go how good is your game to pull off a threesome like a threesome is a thing That's kind of out there. I don't think that's the most incredible like legend of a It's hard. How did you commit to kill the kill the child in front of you? Lewis Lewis was maybe Up there with the best I've ever seen. When he was in his day, pretty beat.

And I'm stuck. And I'm stuck. And I'm stuck. And I'm stuck. And I'm stuck. And I'm stuck. Incredible game with checks. Incredible.

Dude, look, he's so charming. Lewis, so fucking charming, get real. Very good. It's not just about being charming. Lots of people are charming. It's about being a closer. Yeah. Lewis, a closer, maybe a little bit more.

You know, he's a crazy, that's the deal. I was always pretty good. I was always pretty good. I was always pretty good. I was always pretty good. I was always pretty afraid of no. If you're afraid of no, he makes it feel free to ask the deal. Well, I was always pretty good at it. You gotta be always, you gotta be afraid of no. If you're afraid of no, you're not gonna close the deal. No, it's really sexy. A guy, what's really sexy as a guy that's really in control. A guy that's like, hey, give me a number. Let's go out.

Like, not even like, you know, the guys dance around it. Like, maybe we could go get a coffee. I used to do that. Do you want to sell for them, call my number from the phone right there and then they got a staff. That's so fucking sexy, a guy just gonna give me a cup of fun. What I used to get a lot at stress factory, particularly. Yeah.

A couple of tricks like that. Sorry. But not, it's just a few different clubs where you literally go after you getting off stage, go into a girl and being like, let's go make out in the green room and then just walk into the green room. And then just that move.

And they come. I'm not saying every time, but they fucking come because there's something they're so intrigued by, but you just literally walking up to them and being like, meet me in the green room and make a... Yeah, it's hot. And just walking off, but they fucking come because there's something they're so intrigued by But you just literally walking up to him being like meet me in the green room Yeah, it's walking off like you'll be there. We're just confident and yeah, that's that like closer shit Is really what it's all about? What's I think girls want to have sex with someone that's ethnic to not feel racist? You're like wait, it's you got a lot of that Obama support

Like I've had sex with a guy who was brownish, and they feel good about it. They put a little bumper sticker on their car. I'm sure Aaron's fucking got probably the best game in the room. Because you're a comic, you're good with your words, and you're a good-looking muscley dude. And Aaron, I actually said to someone last night

when you came up in conversation, I said that I bet Aaron is a fucking like, what was the way we use Mike? Was it Pitbull? Cike. No. Cike, I bet Aaron's a Cike. I bet he's got money under the mattress.

We're talking about a lot. What terms of how he fucks? How he fucks and we were like, Aaron would be fucking. Yeah, we got the low center of gravity. He could really push it. When his dick's working, he's like, yeah, I'm back baby. I'm telling you I'm back.

Because you're so strong, you just like throw, she flags over your shoulder. That's the new thing too. Pull it down the head. I'm telling you I'm back because you're so strong. You just like throw Cheek legs over your shoulder How strong do you have to be the throw cheeks leg over your shoulder? I've got very big legs Just I just really really strong god That dive that's some sissy boys out there, but strong boys. Cicci boys? Is that what you call your boys? Cicci boys? Oh, that's the name of the episode. Cicci boys. Oh, that's the name of the episode.

Oh, that's hilarious. It's a Cicci boys. There's some boys who care. My boys are real Cicci this week. Sounds like a... Oh. I've heard of Cicci. I was just saying, kill away.

Kill away. That bomb's a lot of love. And another thing. Oh, oh. Dude, if Kelly, I really thought Kelly was going to go into pick a girl up and fuck her against the wall. Maybe some other type of position that's strange about to say lift a girl's leg over your shoulder. It looks like he could undo my Brazilian.

He took a really tight pants off by jeans and all. He's the kind of guy that could take the blankets off of you after you're done fucking Probably only dates AIDS patients and their fourth trimester Thank you, Mark thank you, Mark. I didn't get a that. I just looked at you like first off The vagueness third trimester well, it was still kind of a pregnancy It was all reached There is no situation in life where the fourth time after ever exists. But, give me a fucking bandana. Yeah.

You applied it to AIDS where there's not even trymasters. Yeah. Because I like it said, a little abstract. That's Dr. Lewis again. I was trying to joke out up on underbelly Kelly's show. Are you invited? Do you want to come this side right?

I hear it's a really great thriving show. Yeah, no, it is. It's always packed. Tell us about it. No, because you guys are in line. I'm not here. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show.

I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show.

I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. I've never been in the show. No one really no one And episode where someone got the biggest laugh like name the show that Ball yeah, literally I'm looking for more bandanas Make a band-a-man out of someone's jacket Wow You need it? Wow. You need to be in a magician's band, then. I'm just like, can I put a link in it?

I'm trying to fucking see other shit, that'd be funny. No, no, no, he did, I am. No, he did, I am. Linger, that would have taken it really bad. Yeah, I would have, but you kind of know, I'm sorry. I just had no respect for Kelly, if I were to respect Kelly, she would bomb more. Yeah. I thought I was the only one that had no respect for Kelly.

No, he did a Q&A. Just kidding, I didn't think that. Okay. That was a good tag on that, Jill. And he's back. That's great. I've been killing it the whole time. No, he did a Q&A about being a Jew with the audience. It was really good.

Q&A? That's not even that far from what Ari does. Crowd work and Jewy stuff. That's not even. far from what R.E. does crowd work in jui stuff that's not even yeah can I just come do stand up was he funny with it he planted the questions he planted it was killed it was amazing yeah but it shouldn't be funny though it's not a it's not a comedy it is a funny it's a it's a show that's not he cheated no you can cheat this is what it's a show it's a talent beyond It's supposed to be funny. He made people laugh with his words. No, I'm gonna stand up you dickhead

How many years have you been doing stand up comedy? I don't want to talk about no cuz you I was it that you're at a point where you're produced are you getting enough stage time that you're producing a show and not doing a Stand-up spot, but you guys can't wrap my head around that. Yeah, but you guys are coming from this We're like comedy you just can't do straight stand up anymore as a point of like, this is where everything's gonna, everyone in this screen. I pull the time out. Everyone, you're right, you're right.

You're just gonna try to find a time out. I'm gonna try to find a time out. No, everyone in this screen. No, you're right, you're 100% right. You have the fire on all cylinders, you have to do things like podcasting and web series and trying to get on TV acting classes. No one's doing that at your show.

Submitting, submitting, writing, you have to do all of this shit. I get it, you're right. But, people do not have to write a unicycle or juggle or fucking, whatever the fuck they're doing at your show, that's not what you're showing. That's not what we're talking about. No, but it does because people who do do those videos

or working on those characters for that audition of their SNL come on our show to, you know, do it in front of a library. Is that what it is? No, you do that to you do. Yeah, we've shown Joe's videos on there. Sarah's done her sketches on. Because that's not what I'm talking about. That's not really the point. Well, that's what the point you're making is not what the show is about. The show is a comedy show. Books, we book stand-ups, but they can't do their act.

They've got to do something else. I'm saying you. So, they're sorry. Can I show you? Can you need a worker? I get Dave's point, but let me ask you this if you if you did have a like say a spot a stand-up spot at Caroline. Yeah, the night of your underbelly show. I'll do the Caroline show because it's three of us that produced a show Okay, so we we will share it all around yeah

Well, now you're talking hypothetical problems that'll never come up If you want to wait for our time going It's a summer Saturday night, so a lot of us have road get road work and stuff that'll never come up. Kelly, if you want to, just waste no time going out. It's a summer Saturday night, so a lot of us have road work and stuff, so we have to go. But there's three of us there to take the reins. We'll say if you got checks then at an LOL, which one would you do? Well, I would do the club because I have that show all the time. I don't know when I'm going to be back at the club.

And I'm not coming out. I'm only going to say, even checks checks at LOL is a little outlandish. But let's just say, I'm kind of playing devil's out of here. I'm not like, I don't even think it's a terrible thing. I'm doing a fucking stupid show. Me and Adrian are doing a thing at the stand every month now with two comics on stage at the same time. It's not you working on your act. You're not going to do the joke. Joe, Joe, why are you doing it? Why are you doing it?

Lou, though? Because it's is stupid but I also get a lot Yeah, it's a very different thing look. I'm not I hate I'm not like harping on the difference between doing comedy like like three years Or you're having on whatever it is, but no, but that is kind of what my point like yet Lewis is doing something a little different I'm just saying when you I know you're in a different situation than most comics So I've been doing it a few years because you're on this podcast. There's a big platform I'm just saying to do to put your efforts into making a show happen and bringing an audience there and to not I know you're in a different situation than most comics, so I've been doing it in a few years, because you're on this podcast, which is a big platform. I'm just saying, to put your efforts into making a show have an in bringing an audience there,

and to not get a stand-up set out of it. Just see if it's a basement. When you're, the first few years, you just need to focus on getting up as much as possible. You mean, Dave, I agree with you. No, and Dave, what you're saying there is that. I'm not sure. I know, but you.

The show's probably hilarious, and I'm sure it's great. But you know, you're a minute off the bat. Give them a compliment. Do not go. But I'm not, like, I love doing stand up, but I also love comedy in a bigger sense. So I like doing other stuff besides stand up

because I fucking love comedy, right? So I'm allowed to have an avenue where I can do that. And also, I just like to make you a cry. But also, you're thinking of like you, you're kind of going, well Kelly, you know, you need to get on stage more, like you know, in terms of getting my,

I just see you any comic who's been doing it. Yeah, but you don't know, you don't know me outside of when you see me. You don't know what else I'm doing. You don't know how hard or, You don't know her. You're going to the doctor to get those scissors. You're going to know her.

No, but you don't mean like, I get what you're saying. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, You don't see me every day. You don't know what I'm doing behind the scenes of how hard I'm working in other areas. That's all brilliant. Yeah, but you can't say, like that's basically, it sounds like what you're saying is Kelly, you need to be working harder on your standup. But you don't know. I disagree with you on that, because I'm watching it from an outside perspective,

and he's not actually saying that. You're taking it that way. Yeah, I didn't say anything like you need a work harder on your standup. I'm just saying you have every opportunity like dude That's exactly I mean it's the same point that I made earlier every opportunity We have to get up on stage and perform our act that we should be taking that and if you have an opportunity to want to show And here's the best response Kelly the truth is you go hey

The Creek wouldn't be giving me a normal standup show that's not what they're doing that night They want something different. Yeah, I was in the truth Could you just have a normal standup show the Creek of course what they're doing that night. They want something different. Yeah, I was in the truth. I was gonna ask Kelly. No, I don't know. That's not the truth. Could you just have a normal stand-up show at the creek? Of course, but I don't want to normal stand-up show. But you think this is trying out. No, but I don't want to normal stand-up show. But he's trying to give her outs on it.

But also with the crowd show up. That's the thing, because they're very, they can be very light crowds. No, but... This is an opportunity where we have a very big crowd, because audiences actually do go, I want something different. Give something different I want to watch you know a video that someone made for a web series or character someone's working on for an audition for SNL or you know I know I know I know but you know I mean like that's why the audience comes I just learned that term last week because there's yeah I'm loving it.

Normal stand-up shows every night of the way. I don't know if you devil devil's advocate here, but. I like. Are you Al Pacino? I like that she has a show that does something. Pacino wasn't in that show. I've never seen the show. I've never been there, but I think as comics, it's good. Or would I ever go?

But I think it's good to have different avenues to branch out. But I'm saying that as someone who's been doing comedy for a while. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'll just do the different things. Tradition wasn't that sense, but I just think like, I'll just do the traditional. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'll just do the traditional. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe at some point, you try doing like different things.

But every other day of, every other day that I have is dedicated to that. This is one day that now, I don't even really promote the show anymore. The people come. So I don't put that much work into it. I just work on my sketch once a month. And every other day is, that doesn't exist anymore.

Every other day is my stand up. That's all. I don't have my finger in any other part. No, she's saying Every other day is my stand up. That's all. And I haven't my finger in any other part. No, she's saying every other day. On Tuesday, she has another talent showcase, Wednesday stand up. Thursday, she's doing a cooking. I don't do improv, I don't do UCB, I don't do any other stuff.

We know. Yeah, you're not. What do you want to do? Do you want to be like a stand up ultimately? I want to dance. Hmm? You know what? I didn't laugh, but I can see why people would have laughed at that.

I liked it. It was pretty good. It's very rare that I like something that Kelly says. Is that a love poem from you? I'm in love with your show too. Kelly, thank you, Jerry. I really love J.E. You know I'm a little crit now. It's freezing in here. You're hair looks like a record.

Sorry, I thought I'll just couple of Melts has the lines looks like a like a whatever Vines is it a point he looked at my canons And you notice Dave Smith's and Mike cannons hair and facial hair are the exact same Hmm sexy coincidence I think not You guys should be double team that's it know what, you guys are on my show, the mashup show at the stand. Hey, we're still here.

We're on the right show. Why don't we double team more, chicks. I'm done. All right, well, I think my skill will be my apartment. We'll do it to my girlfriend. It'll be great. She's a real whore.

She's a cool chick. She's great. She's hot as guts, man. It's beautiful. Hot as guts. Stop. I want to wrap up here. Can you stop saying ridiculous shit?

We got an hour 18 in. We need more than that. We didn't more okay. Yeah, I thought I thought we yesterday We did an hour and seven. No, he didn't We did 90 minutes yesterday Whatever take control Kelly what I'm my birthday at a three-way with a girl that works up the street I didn't know she worked up the street Story oh Tell a whole story. Yeah, all right man Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Wolf let's put that out there. Yeah, it looks like a wild muppet. Yeah, he's not attractive and and we banged it together And she swallowed like four loads

Oh, what do you mean there's two of you? Yeah, we both came twice in her mouth Did you like a talented? Did you stand over each other over her or? No, she would blow us like I was sitting down when she blew me Would she fuck you and then she would suck you off to completion? That's exactly what she was doing. She's blowing it up. Yeah, she's blowing the over.

Four loads. She swallowed all four and then the next morning, she was coughing. You could hear her throwing up. The other guy's load. Just blood and butter. Like that. And then she kept coughing all day and I was like,

oh, she's got bronchitis. I got to, when you blew your first load, like did you like want to go right, right again, or you waited a couple minutes? 18 minutes sleep right after. We all slept in the same bed after. It was all pretty nice. Yeah, it was fun.

It was nice. But now she works on the street and then I bumped into her on the street and she's like, hey, what's up? And I was like, what do you do? I thought she was a tourist or something. I would not have had sex with her if I knew she lived in the city. And I'd have to see her again.

She was coughing up, come. Come to the gym. She has on McDougal Street. I had a girl, I had a girl lie to me once. I met her at a bar. And she was like, yeah, I want for me. And then, and I was like, oh, that's fun. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even Louis studies voice well. So good. We go back to her friends place. And I fuck her. I put my dick like just the tip of my dick and her she's like Oh shit, I was like this girl's fucking crazy tight and my dick's not big at all So I was just I'll agree you're virgin. What's the deal? She's like sort of Me and me and my mic tried it and it didn't work out So I was like, I mean should you sure you want to do this? She's like, yes, before she even got the word, yes,

Adam's like, Pfft. Pfft. And Paul's deep, just fucking down that her app, pseudo virgin. So for future reference, I would change that story to right after she said yes. Oh, right.

Pfft. Just do avoid any sort of, a lot of illegal activities and loses stories. That story. Immediately after she said yes, and then continue the story from there. I didn't tell everyone about their video story again. He was just a dude. How are you known, Jail?

Everyone, everything in one of his stories. Oh, that reminds me, I was holding this chick down in an alley this one time. As she took the breath to say yes. I thought you're so hard, she wasn't even able to say yes. I love that your cock makes a ripping sound whenever Started like a no so we kind of like fucking go to sleep like an hour or two I'm just ready to get the fuck out of there. She's popped up. This is the truth is she was like Six for like an American girl, but she was like a seven and a half because she was British like the accent added like a point and a half

So we're lying there kind of like the sun's coming up She's like all over confession to Mike and I was like I was like she wasn't a virgin She's like I'm actually from New Jersey She's a me the became a six again. I was like oh This was not a fun day at all. I'm so glad I did not ask for consent And she lived all like right over the bridge now like see your possibly again her story was she was leaving in like a week Yikes, how does she keep up the accent the whole time? Talented I have fuck me. Well, she really virgin. She'd have her on under belly

Suck a path keeping up an accent what watch us having six for the first time. We saw weird fucking Puerto Rican after a comedy club. Oh, this is before a comedy. Oh, Jay. This is like, you know, a long time ago. A long time ago. It's when he's hanging out at the village idiot. That was the shittiest bar.

Oh, I remember the village idiot. Yeah. That was a real scumbag place to us. That became comics. That's the same comics. Yeah, the comics. I have dropped loads all over comics You have no idea the owner the owner used to just be fucking like sleep at the bar

They also own yogis and the patriot board downtown and it was five dollar pictures of beer They're like two dollars. It was ridiculous. You pay tree and Tribeca. Yeah, I used to go there Oh, yeah But the Patriot looked good when they first opened up, but they just let it go to shit, dude. Yogi's closed down. The village it closed down. Yogi's used to be our spot after stand-up. New York. That's great. Village it. I used to go there when I was underage. And I was like, yeah, that was like 20 hours. I didn't get a shit. Dude. It was great. Great times. They would serve

anyone. Dude, I spent my 20th birthday asleep in the garbage outside of the legit yesterday just completely blacked out in the garbage was walking up by garbage man and I was like I'm a great you had good friends Katie same girl got double-team in high school she left me there on my birthday I'm not in jail there's so many things you do that nothing that illegal well the video taping she was into it the fucking the girl before she says I'm not in jail. There's so many things that you do. There's nothing that illegal. Well, the video taping? She was into it.

The fucking the girl before she says, yeah. They were into it. Waking up. It turns out she was fine. In a pooling room vomit and garbage is gross. I didn't say anything about vomit, but yes, that was there. But with some vomit there.

I don't know if it was my. It was my. It was in your vomit. It's really bad whenever tourists come to Australia, to America, you guys don't measure your drinks. You guys have a free pool. And most other countries have a, like they measure their drinks.

Well, that was an error in the deep sniff on the bar. There'd be a fucking measuring system. Because they're Jews. Okay. You got it. You guys don't like runny Jewish people. Okay, you're very, very un-Jewy. Yeah, you're not don't like money Jewish people off Okay, you're very like very unjewy. Yeah, you're not really Julie me both you oh congrats guys. I guess it's a compliment We've assimilated

What happened to the windman you're just like us the wind came out of our sales Tell you've been a fucking a boat just slowly tipping over with no wind for years. Because they're pussy's dropping like a anchor. But my cure come everyone just got really quiet. Do you get really tired? What happened?

I'm very tired. I'm jet lag. I didn't want to do the fucking show and then lie to me. All right. What did she say to you? What did she say to you? She just omitted that Bobby was gonna be here. She was like, please, please, please, come do the show. And I'm like, all right, she's like, great, Bobby's not here.

This is the last night. You had a chance to pull out of it. Hey, pull out, no, all right. Wait, wait. No, can we all just give Kelly, Kelly, you get the speak for the next movie? Yeah, I think I think I think I think I think I think I can show. What happened was Lewis stopped fucking walked away from the steering wheel for a moment and we fucking crashed into the seawall. Kelly, you get the speak for the next. Yeah, I think I think I think I think Lewis. This is a passive aggressive. This is like sweet

and nice because I am generally like I said to end the show eight minutes ago. Yeah, but we were too short. Guys, we bled at the audience out about 10 to 20 minutes. It turned this up with the sauce. I feel like we can end now, but someone needs to tell one last story to get to so we can end up a laugh I blew my cannon one time I'm teasing the story till next It was the sweatiest blowjob Just came sweat There we go all right that's the end of it. That's the end

That's the end. Yeah, we're just getting back in the minute 20s. We got our 26. You got to keep going Yeah, let me tell you something. That's all try to suck our own day commercial. They're gonna fucking plug in There's no I'd say dates now. There's Bobby's dates, which is like a fucking three minute ad 90 minutes is a good shot We're fine dude. Yeah, you just trust me. We're fine The only reason scopo wanted to fucking keep on going is cuz you showed up and then we were gonna stop seven minutes after we got here Selfish stop oh you should have been on time. Well Bob. I had I had to work Lewis, you know, yeah, you know people have to work shit I thought it was a good episode. I really did. Yeah, it was great. It was great

Do you get the sound fixed from yesterday? I brought the heat. I had some really good ones Good ones the rest you I had some really good ones, a bunch of good ones, the rest of you. A bird was on fire for quite a while. Now Canon and Dave did great, you know, just... Canon had the armpit bit, that was fun. Just the two... It wasn't even mine. The two die-heads in the room just fucking real shit that bent.

Dave said a bunch of brilliant shit during the break. Just a mind-bending fucking shit. I was like, that's how I think now. That's a good point. All right, we're back. Same with the podcast, no, we'll see what we'll click here. Kelly did whatever that thing she just did is. And Gopo showed up eight minutes ago.

All right, it's a good show. Plug your shit. All right, Skopo, what's going on? You go first, buddy, what do you got? I'll be with you and Dave Smith. Wow. Fox Woods December 18th, I believe, Wednesday night. Can I come out? I'm going to be a lot of fun.

I don't even know the date. It's December 18th. I guess. December 18th. It's going to be a lot of fun. We're going to be just three dudes doing jokes. And then you'll see. Dave is a great comic.

You'll see us. That was passive aggressive, Chris. If you don't know what that means, that was passive aggressive christmas if you don't know what that means that that was passive aggressive that was nice and i had a aggressive that was definitely aggressive i was making a joke that two of the people were

funny i don't think that but that's what i'm alright i'm smith we're gonna be tracking people find you well i guess evidently i'll be in comics comics. I forgot about that gig. Yeah, I'll be out there. That'll be exciting.

Well, this doesn't come out in time. We're in Toronto this weekend. Yeah. Last weekend we were in Toronto. Last weekend, guys. Was it good? Come on, Toronto unbelievable. I killed Lewis Struggled.

I ripped another girl. It was. That's fine. Canada. One day, something's going to happen where you're going to be in the situation. Not the situation. It's going to gonna happen if it doesn't happen already It's not gonna happen. They need to go through character witnesses and go through all your old tweets and old podcasts But they're gonna have too much information. We think they're gonna go through all YKWDs to get dirt on me

Is he think that's happening? They'll have too much information, but if the trial they'd be like this TMI Sorry, Dave keep going Follow me on Twitter at comic Dave Smith Great Jay list the truth welcome back buddy. We missed you. Oh, thanks. I missed you to sort of Bobby I missed you. Oh, hold on hold on I Missed you I missed you. I threw a cap at it. I'm glad I kicked it. I didn't want to come because I was tired and jet lag and I haven't seen my girlfriend

but I was like, you know, it'll be nice to see Bobby. Anyways, you can hear me on, I have my podcast, Tuesdays with Stories. It's doing really well. I'm actually listening. Hey Joe, very funny by the way. Thanks, pal. Did you just hear my episode? No, it hasn't come out. You were like way behind in

our episodes. It'll be out. Uh, Lewis J Gomez is an upcoming guest and it's on iTunes and a lot of people are listening. So thanks for listening. It's sort of like this, uh, podcast, but uh, different less people. Uh, Lewis J Gomez. Where are you going to be? We're lasted. Uh, yeah, check us out in December. Me, Scopo and Dave Smith, December 18th. I'll actually be a comics fox with the whole weekend. I'm featuring from my buddy John Moses. Very, very funny comedian. He said that. Yeah, really, really great. Not an Indian guy. I'm following on Twitter at Lewis J Gomez. And check out my other, my other podcast. I got Hammer Fisting on the broadcast network. I also do another one with Dave Smith and Big J.

Ogerson, if you guys are big J fans, called Legion of Skanks and it's just filthy stories. And also go to my website. Please guys, go to my website. I just updated everything. Kelly, if you stuck us up, you're calm. I mean, I really, I mean, I really, really, really mean the name. Okay, that's it. Aaron Bag. What about London, Ontario, November 8th and 9th Ajax Ontario November 14th to 16th Why don't I open for you now? Niagara Falls

November 21st to 23rd will be a Montreal December 12th to 14th and Japan in January Hey Aaron, it's African American Falls Yeah Aaron, how was my ammy? How was my ammy? My ammy was fantastic. I did the comedy end down there. I went to a strip club.

You could smoke in the strip club and touch strippers. Yeah. And the show was pretty good. Did you bang one in the strippers? No. She kept trying to put her nipple in my mouth and I kept pushing it away because I know the game. I know they've been sucked on all night.

You didn't need another essay, anybody? Yeah, in my mouth. That's experience right there. Yeah, and I'm on Twitter at Aaron Bird Comedy. Beautiful, Mike Cannon. Sweetie armpit. Oh, yes, sweaty pits. Check out my podcast as well. I'm on the same network as Joe. It's called Deep Inside the Rabbit Hole. It's just three buffoons talking about conspiracy theories. What's on it? Corruption. It's one of my buddies from home and then his maniac, 55-year-old friend.

Oh, that's cool. So it's not comics. Yeah, there. I love comics. Yeah, yeah. So it's pretty entertaining. They tried it. It's what you don't for Kelly and Scup on.

That's right. They try to convince me of whatever it is thereafter. And I'm open to it, but I like hearing the stories. Also follow me on Twitter at I Am Mike Cannon. You've got any shows coming up? Yeah, I'll be around. I'll be around the stories. Also follow me on Twitter at I Am Mike Cannon. You've got any shows coming up? Yeah, I'll be around the city. Nothing on the road just yet. And some TV stuff coming out, but nothing specific.

Fun, anything on guide code? I wrote for guide code this season, so check that out. Check out Mr. Dan Soda. I've always watched that show. I'm always like, what good writing? Right. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER OK, well, you can find me at Kelly at 10. I should, your specific role in Guy Code is what sucks about it. Oh, thanks. And the daytime Emmy goes to Mike Cannon, for Guy Code episode, don't be too close to another dude Okay, you can find me a big laugh by the way at the end of the show Yeah, it's just ended right now. Thank you Aaron. It was great

So you can find me on Twitter at Kelly for Stuka and on our Facebook and I've got and not So you can find me on Twitter at Kelly for Stuka and on our Facebook and I've got and not And I've got an underbelly.com And I'm under smelly pussy Got a coral reef under there My vaginal fizzes have a podcast called Outward Burning You have any barnacle cream You have any barnacle cream? Barnacles. Barnacles. Barnacles. Barnacles.

When I was a kid, scientists used to say there was no life in Kelly's pussy. But now that we've deep, that we've explored further. Can I read Bobby State please? It's a scabber 7,000 new species of discovery. Okay, so if you want to go see Bobby Kelly for November December, you can go see him at comics come home And Boston on November 16th and on November 29th 30th He's at catchurizing star in Princeton New Jersey then December 6th 7th 8th

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Twintwira and on Facebook, like us, follow us, share like the page, share around, spread the word, let people know about us, keep the donations coming in because we're getting a whole bunch of new stuff here. I'm going to keep this show going. It's for free for you every week. Thank you, Robert, for letting us do this show today. Thanks you guys for coming in Mike Aaron Joe Lou Dave. It's been great. You guys will come back again. I love you Bobby. Yeah, I'll try to get you all Yeah, okay, well, I just you know, I want to thank Bobby. All right. Bye guys I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what I did? Really did, really, really, really.

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