Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Dark and Delicious 

Episode Date: April 8, 2019

After a surprise visit from the Tennessee Kid Nate Bargatze, Bobby’s joined by Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane for a My Wife Hates Me takeover with Mike Feeney along for the ride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the riotcast network, riotcast.com. Hey, what's going on? You know what, dude, fans, this is, I know you want to go right to the video, but that's not going to happen. So I've asked you help before and I'm asking for it again. I've asked for it with GoFundMe, so if people's medical bills and Christmas time for the children's hospital and the toy drives.

And you guys have always come through. You're the most generous fans I know. You're unbelievable. And I thank you for that. But I need you to help me once again. My sister, Lisa, has kidney disease. She's had it most of her life. Around 20 years ago, she got a kidney transplant and it saved

her life. But those organs only last for around 16 years. In 2016, that kidney started to fail. And she had to go back on dialysis four times a week. That's where they suck all her blood out, filter it and put it back in her body. It takes around three hours, three to four hours. They have to stick it. It's just, it's awful. She can't go anywhere because she has to be on dialysis. A flu could take her out. Her immune system is so low that she has to just survive and there's no way to live.

And you can help. If you could go to leaseskinnney.com and just read about it. And then maybe click on the link and if you might be able to fill out the form and see if you could be a donor, that would be great. I know it's huge. Dude, you wanna give me a kidney? Cause I like your podcast.

No, I get it. If you don't wanna do it, I get it. I understand. But if you could, there's thousands of people that listen to this podcast, this thousands of people on my social media, this thousands of people that have seen me over the years and, and, and like my comedy. So maybe just one of you could do it. That would save my sister's life.

So please, if you just even pass this on, if you push 15 seconds, I get it. I understand. If you already saw this commercial I put in front of you, I'm not doing okay. You know, I get it. Move on, go to the show, enjoy yourself. But if you can, please again, leasescanneed.com. Go there, fill it out, see if you can be a donor or pass it on. I really appreciate you taking the time to listen to this. And maybe one of you can help my sister live a healthy, happy life. And that's it. Thanks.

Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is going to be a cost-defying podcast. It's no rules. Give it a mic, asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I be a claustrophile. It's black-ass, it's no rules. Look at the mic-ass hole. I'm sure I've already said, should I regret it? Can I get a microphone? No!

What the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic-head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down and eating, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 of the topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin.

That's how it all holds her. I don't want to do anything. My podcast is popular enough where I might affect somebody's life. You never know. It's Robert Killies. You know what you podcast on whitecast.com. Oh, right. Back once again. Oh

Back once again, I'm looking at these cameras don't mean anything anymore, but they're in front of me No front of me Back once again You know what dude? Ooh, that mic sounds Chris. We hear the fucking circle of that water We're back again. Thank you that fucking sickle of that water. We're back again. Thank you so much. First of all, I want to say thank you to all you people

who went to my sister's website, leaseskidney.com. A few of you actually filled out the form to donate a kidney. That doesn't mean she's getting one that doesn't mean you can. It's just, you took the first steps. And that is amazing. Some of you sent me emails.

I have to get back to you. I was aware of vacation when my sister was dying. It's just the way life is. I can't, I can't. No, no, she's not dying. She's on dialysis. She's suffering. I love her so much and she's, she's, you know, anyways, like I said, the thing that's in the front of the video, you guys, please keep going. If you can, if you can, if you think you can donate one of your kidneys and you want to be part of this, please, leaseskidney.com, please pass it on, retweet it, send it to your friends, let everybody know that's how most kidneys, most people

in their 50s are above get kidneys through social media, through you people. So thank you very much. Keep spreading the word leaseskidney.com. A rubel is the shit. Look, Tan. Maybe you never know. I've never known. You never know.

I used to, it sucks now because I used to tan I I used to get the shortest of shorts. How short were they? So short. Okay. Oh, stripper would have liked those are the fucking shorts shorts. I mean I'm not getting more refuited. I used to pull my shit up and twist them up inside of itself. So just my nuts and cockwood are covered. Man, I'd pull it down and I let, oh my God, I was a dark, delicious fucking hunk of shit. I used to see, I used to see a tropical Hawaiian tropic. Oh yeah. The oil? Just oil. I used to see I used to see a tropical Hawaiian tropic. Oh, yeah.

I know just oil. I used to be oil. I used to get so dark in Aruba. You'd be like, who's that fucking mysterious Aruba man with a boss in accent? That's what I used to do, Michael. I used to get fucking dark and delicious. Now it's just my head and my arms. Dark and delicious. My wife's belly. She wears a, like, what do they call those things with a, not a one. A tankini.

A tankini. So halfway, I was like, kind of, you gotta, that you, because my wife's not, you know, she's still all right, you know what I mean? She's not a me. It's like, but her stomach was, look like a fucking inside of an Oreo. I was like, you gotta tang you,

your stomach, you look like a nut, you know, um, but it was fucking amazing. A ruby is the shit. A ruby Ray. I did a one on one with him about the whole origin story of a ruby and that, uh, that gig, which is going to be on the, what am I going to be a patreon? Slash Robert Kelly. Thank you, Mike.

You're gonna work as a team, you're a little slow. Where's it gonna be? Patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. Mike, two point, what is it gonna be? Patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. Yeah, but what is it gonna be? Patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. That sounds so much better when you're doing it. I'd love another shot. Go ahead. I'm good. Patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. Patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. Sounds like an apple commercial once he does it.

Mike. Thank you. I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, actually tonight or tomorrow. I'm flying. I'm flying to Calgary tomorrow. Yeah, listen, Calgary. It's going to be over. If you listen and live, we got rich boss coming up tonight. We got Mike Fini, we started a little early, just

we have no plugs. We just shoot in the shit a little bit, get everything out of the way. What else do you have to plug? Just laughable. Yeah, laughable. Talk about it. It's now out on Android guys. So you can always be waiting for the Android version. It's out now. It's not even beta. It's just regular out. Are you fucking poor clock suckers who don't have enough money to buy one of the he's babies? You can finally use laughable. Yep. They should always just make it for, you know, those degenerates first. There she is. They should. What do you know what that food covered?

I fucking food. I'm murder you. Hi, sweetie. How are you? Look at you. I'm not going to really hurt your bag. What's wrong? Did you get hit by your husband?

What you got? Um, oh, racist. Um, yeah. What was I talking about? Oh, oh, oh, racist. Yeah. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, Android version. Android version of laughable is out now. Cross platforms. Is that what they call it?

Yeah. Cross platforms. Just, I can't, why is it cost that much money to make an app? Why are you looking at me? I went to school for theater. Nobody else is here. That's why I had to look at the Mexican or I let you know. There's a tech guy.

Which one? That one. He does sound and audio. I am, exact. Can you answer that question? It's not expensive. It's not expensive, he said. Took a long time.

Why don't we ask you, you know? not expensive, he said. Took a long time. Why don't we ask you, you know? I think, I think that the coding is more difficult on an Android phone because they're not standardized with their, like Apple is. Are you studying to be on NPR? Is it with this?

I just talked about this. Oh, she would have a great NPR station. Am I out of my mind? Or, I know, that was a good spot on. I think, I don't know. Becky. I don't know for sure. What do you think about the cross-platform situation? How does that make you feel in today's America? With Trump as the president.

And that's Donald Trump, even. This is too much. Okay. Well, Anywho. So yeah, there you go. Lathamal.com. It's the app to have. Look at that. They got you know what dude, right there you motherfuckers finally. I'll promote the shit out of you now. Now you're in. Get the fucking app. Don't be an asshole. Download it. Use it. Get the analytics. It is the only app to use if you like podcasting. Get that. I'm back.

You're back. I'll tell your Vegas. Comedy, sell the Vegas. Coming up once that happened. I'm out of my there. You're gonna be there. The end of May. End of May. I can't wait. I can't wait to do it. Yeah. Comedy, sell the Vegas. Get you tickets now. It is selling out every week. There's the shows are becoming I mean the club is just popping It's fucking pop it if you go to Vegas you got to go see some stupid O show maybe some magic Get some pizza go down to old Vegas gamble get a hooker and go to the comedy seller It's the only club to go to if you're looking for a, big show, okay, go go to the fucking big theaters at the season, but if you're looking for a comedy club, you're looking the best of the best New York. I mean, a show you'd find at comedy seller

in New York, go to the comedy seller, Vegas at the Rio. It's off the strip. It's awesome. It's the best. Garin fucking teed. I'll guarantee it. If not, I will give you nothing back. Hi. There he is. There. Hello. Hiya. Everybody but the guests are here.

Oh, where are they? Where are they? 20 ways of Rubo was the shit. Any questions? Go ahead, you feel like you're a bit ostrich. I did. It was a five, you know, I go to this animal park. Wait, what? What? We should wait till

Voss and Micah here to tell that story. Oh, look who Jess. What the fuck? The Tennessee kid just walks in the room, like Doc holiday. Silently walks in. How you doing, Tennessee kid? You got no problems with me do you? Huh? No. Oh, no. This is your making fun of me. Now we're making fun of you. You weren't no You were being very nice. I was trying to make you feel at home, sir. Thanks. What's up? What's up, buddy? Dude, you haven't been up here in five. I remember last haven't been and we were over there We're over there just on that couch. We're on that little couch. I know. This

is like a real deal. Holy feel. This is a production. You're not good at rhyming. Are you? Huh? You're not good at rhyming. Real deal. Holy feel. No. Who's holy filled? This is a good. Yeah, this is all real. Tennessee kid. Is that right now? Well, I mean, this this came out this week. This is how many specials with Netflix? This is this. I did a half hour one and then this one half hour and now you did this one. I got to tell you hour and half of I mean, the Tennessee kid is such a fucking cool name. Yeah, I didn't even my managers like came up like it's a really not like a fun story. This story. I had a different name and they never told me no. What was it, bangs?

It was bangs.com. It was just, that was like, is that cool, right? No, it was, I was going to name it Nathan Nathan Nathaniel, because I have a joke where I say all those names. Yeah. So I like to being that. I mean, dude, you know, like when you think of a name and you're like, this is a name, like you can't.

It's hard to name a special, dude. Yeah. But you, when you come up with the one and then they're like, this is a name, like you can't. It's hard to name a special, but you, when you come up with one and then they're like, I mean, they're immediately like, no. And you, I mean, I give it to him like, I've dreamed of doing a special, since I was a little boy with his name. And they said, no, I mean, I couldn't even like argue with it.

Like they were just like, nah, nah, like, it is, you have these moments in your brain, we like, nah, nah, like, it is. You have these moments in your brain. We like, it's here. I finally get to name it Nathaniel Nate Nathaniel, whatever the mic you want. Jonathan, Bobby with an iE. Bobby, people will get it. And they're just like, no, I'm gonna eat my ass.

Robert Kelly's eating my ass. No, we're not gonna do it. We can't do that. Yeah. It's my ass. No, we're not going to do it. We can't do that. Yeah, it's my spirit. You just have this a lore, you know, can I say something? They were absolutely right. They nailed it. The Tennessee kid is the shit.

Yeah. The Tennessee kid. I love it. And the way they scratch kid, I think it's great. Most specials, you know, coming up, we're talking about coming up from names for a special. You fucking geezer. You would have went through the door. Why would you?

Why would? Because it's just one. Yeah. Can we all move down one? Yeah. No, you know, we all gonna sit right. No, no, no, no, stay right there. What's the thingini's going there? I've got to go do a spot in the store.

Just stay there for a second. You'll find Bonnie's gonna go there. Fini's gonna come in. We're gonna figure it out. Fini's gonna go over here. Why do you have Fini? You don't need him with me and Bonnie. Bonnie wasn't on the show.

Bonnie wasn't on the show, but you're right. If I knew Bonnie was gonna come in, I would've let him go. Fini, you're over here. Can you read book him? I'll feed you. You sit there and you sit there and you're right. If I do body was gonna come in, I would let him out. Okay, Fini, you're over here. Can you read book him? I'll feed you. You sit there and you sit there and you'll leave and then we move. Okay, sit right there, Fini, for right now.

Just sit down. We're working out. We got it out. I think this is your podcast is just rearranging. Wow. Cheers. I didn't know. It was supposed to be rich boss.

Sort of good. I know, psych. Listen, one on one. I'm gonna tell you right now. Okay, I of good. I know side is you and listen. One on one. I want to tell you right now. Okay, I'm going to tell you right now. I'm sorry. You don't get double podcasts.

You do that one because you always you don't have your headphones on and you wind up side chatting like you're at an A A meeting with the other guest. I like him. Well, then go with him. I'll stay with Nate and your wife. That's a way better podcast. I will remember that podcast as well. I'll be sure to write.

So I'm not doing that. Yeah, well, don't talk side talk. Okay. No, we can't do that. Okay. Let's save it. Sit down. Please.

Yes, sit down. Please. We need to go. What? I let him do a guest spot. Oh, he did great. Oh, you're pointing at Christopher. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, he did great. Oh, you're complaining at Christopher. Yeah.

Yeah. Of course, you did great in mind too. Nice. Funny. Yeah. You're right there, Bonnie. Only give him two minutes. No, you didn't.

No, you can't give somebody two minutes. That's an LA. They used to like use a guest spot like laugh factory. You would go up before the host. You would just go on and do they're like, you can do a spot. And then so you'd be like, oh, I'm going to do the laugh factory. You'd go on before the host, you would just go on and do, they're like, you can do a spot. And then so you'd be like, I'm gonna do a live actually, you'd go on before the host. Yeah. And then you'd bring the host and the show would start. I could go.

I still do that spot. No, it's tough to get in LA, man. I remember I did a show at Wiz, about the college, what's that, would, would something woodlander? Woodbury? No, in LA. A little share. Go towards Santa Monica. college, what's that would would something woodlander would berry? No, in L.A. Will sure. Going towards Santa Monica.

What is that little college now? No, yeah, little college town. What is that? What is that town called? USC? No, sure. No, we'll what I don't know what haven? I'm saying. Is it would haven? No, no, no, Riverdale. There's the one in Riverdale. No, Riverdale. There's one in Riverdale. No, it's the one in, anyways, there was a club over there and the, the white, the what? Go ahead. Did you say, I said club and you said Tiger Woods?

He has, he has a tournament out there. Where? I sure would country club. I didn't even say sure. What is sure? Sure would. I was saying, well, came up and one would to be fatal. I thought sure would might clubby. I didn't even say sure. What is sure sure would I would say that came up and one would to be fair. I thought sure would might be the area. That's why I was trying to think of it.

I I I've been away in a room with the 10 days. I forgot how much I hate you. Really? Literally. Look at it's back. What's very. Would be a university and they have those right comments too. But you say sure would.

So no, that's not even a fucking book. I'm saying. Anyways, there was, it's the story's dead now because you fucking killed it. I didn't kill it. You killed you didn't know what you were talking about. I didn't know it was going to become a game show. Okay, what happened? I was.

What are you, what how's I was just, what, what, what I was about this woodbury. Yeah. This sounds like a horrible call. Like even the pictures. Not the clock. Oh, yeah, like they I don't know. Stopped that. Founded in win. 18. No, it's not that college. It's over in that area. What's that area? Recently, in California on the way Santa Monica pull up a map, Michael, Michael pull up a map. It literally says Burbank slash L.A. Is that no, no, it's not burger. It's on the other side. It's a regular show pepper. I hate the word pepper.

Fucking pepper Bobby didn't get into pepper. I had to go. He went to work very into safety school. get into Pepperdine. He went to Woodbury and to save to school. I hope a fucking AC falls on you this summer. This summer, it's a future thread. I like future threads. Skid Row. No, go where's the ocean? Go the ocean. Where's the ocean? You fucking live in it. How do you not know? Venice? Why would? Why? What? No, what? Something would. Why would Santa Barbara? You're talking about a show that's not actually out of college right now.

It's no, it's that UCLA. Where's you? It's in that area. That's really, really okay. There's a, there's a, yeah, what would something right there? Right? Westwood Westwood Westwood. It's a show, but it's not a college. No, it's not a college. I know what you said. It's a show, but it's not a college. No, it's not a college show. I know what you said, it's a college. No, I said it's, where the college is.

No, you let the college be. Yeah, we're guessing college. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's not a college. You should have been like, hey, alert. It's not a college. We're not.

Apparently you guys think it is. It's not. Place you can fall on it. No, I'm just saying. I can follow Bonnie. Uh, uh, tell me immediately gets this respected. I don't know, Bonnie. I fucking follow.

Oh, anyways, I did a, they had a show over there. Yeah. Wife from Kirby enthusiasm. Uh, I like her. She used to sit there with a fucking stop what she hosted the show.

And she would sit there. She's in the prime of her career. Go ahead. This is before she hit. Oh, this was right season three of curb. Go keep going. Was she a comic? Yeah, she's stand up. No, I don't think she's a stand up. Yeah, she was. No, she was. I, I, how you didn't know the name of the town. I'm not even sure with this is the right person. Yeah. So she's a standup fucking com. You sure was a star on her one. What?

She's a sketch comedy. Well, she did she hosted a show. Okay. And she did stand up that night. So that's all I know. So the only time I ever watch, she had a stopwatch and you know, just it. She was for how long? How much time did you have?

What, so when you when you when you When you came to your time you hear there was a bell She had a bell Around your neck Cow joke I'm done. Well. Come on, man. There's a man in the fucking house. You're like a crazy old friend, come on. Come on. You're on the control. I knew you.

I feel like you guys have done that stuff. No, yeah. Yeah. I knew. I knew. I knew he had one. Because it's because he's got panicking that someone might love. I got you, I got you, I got you.

And his little hand start going like a midget who just got proposed to Mention you can't say that why so podcast nobody listens to True on that stuff. Not even plugged the Lewis Gomez can't say it anymore. I can say whatever I want. Why would happen to him. Oh God You're he's doing Rogan today. I think it's what you were living to. Yeah, he's doing well. Yeah.

Oh Lewis. Oh, see it. The assidant. Tell me that's why I married to him. That kind of thing where he was going on. It's refreshing. What could the fuck? I told you right that he was like, Brexit.

What's that? Like two days ago. Yeah, I've been thinking it out. Yeah. Did you do any research on it? I tell you right that he was like, Brexit, what's that? Like two days ago. Yeah, I've been thinking it out yet. Did you do any research on it? I tell you what I heard, a good story. I just watched the movie. There's a movie about Brexit.

Yes. Oh, okay, you want to hear a good story. I heard about Bobby just now. It's funny. The guy we met with some guy just now, I mean, whatever. And he said years ago, he was on, he was on Craigslist. He was on Craigslist.

And he wanted to buy a couch, right? So he's by my couch. He's the way to say. So he saw the person. The couch was Bobby Kelly at Bobby Kelly live or something like that. He goes, that's Bobby Kelly. So Bobby, he goes, Bobby goes a thousand guy The guy goes, I don't have a thousand, like 700. So he gets here to pick it up. The guy goes, look, I only have 500 and Bobby goes, do you know who's sucked on this couch? Colin Quinn, Jim, Jim Norton, Rick Fost. That was his selling point who sucked on this couch. And I didn't know. I didn't just bring that up. He said he was a fan.

I just go, hey, you know, he was in DePore and that list would have been different. I would have been a little different. Well, some of them would have been the same. One of them. And you know the guy he slept with on his couch. Do you know who he blew on this time? Give me times you took it in the Turkish

and wrap his legs around some guys' ass and pump them in. I hope you choke on them. No, you don't think you're about when you're talking. I hope you choke on the nick-a-rack. That'll be a great way to go out. I quit, but then I died. Anyways. He is gonna die of that's like the I fall

situation. That's why it's so funny. I hope that doesn't happen. Then we have to deal with this. I did this thing for Bennington where I was, you know, it was a name dropper. For the entire bang. I know. Um, he, they were asking like, who's the next up-and-comer comedian or something that you think for the new year? And I said to somebody's name, but I made a joke that, like, but what I really want is just for Rich to die.

And then I had to, like, I went to the gym and worked out while I was working out. I was like, what if Rich died this year? And I got back at my car and called it was like, can you edit that out? So they did. That's nice. That's the most like I felt bad about, you know.

That's good. Good. I like to see you. I mean, I still hope you choke on your gum and die. I'm like, what clown you end up with. So, yeah, why? I'm too old now. That's the thing. That's true. That's true. That's true took my good year

Let me tell you when I met you was at the top of my game. What do you kidding me? I was at the bottom of mine We've done that joke a hundred Who are yes, let me tell you half of a martin Really do have a type Of all my dead exes I want you to bring up right here you Nate one of the funniest motherfuckers in the game One of the nicest guys neighbor gasp you Netflix. You got to go watch it. Oh rate it can you still rate come on? No, you can thumb up thumb down. I mean, I mean, I'm not out. Thanks. The air brushing on your fucking cheeks makes me sick. Yeah. And you're very handsome in that special. I got to say very handsome. I was like, am I

watching Nate Bergazzi? My friend, like, there was times where I wasn't sure who that was up there. Remember one, we used to be so nice to him. I discovered him. And you did. You did. And nobody would work together. And you know what? Not a call sense.

No. No. Most we've ever done. I thought this counts. I thought this counts. I see all of you. I'll see you later. I'll see you later.

I'll see you later. I'll see you later. See you this week. Bye. I'll see you later. I'll see you later, man. See you later, man. Bye. I'll see you later. All right. Take it easy. I'll talk. All right. You dropped something.

Bonnie, will you move over? Will you take that seat? You stay right there. I'm going to pee first. You're going to go pee? Did you see it? Yes. I don't watch specials.

It's like he's a who's Nate's so good. It's so special. Yeah, he's very funny, man. I don't see it. It's efforts. It's like, he's a who's Nate's so good, his special. Yeah, he's very funny, man. I don't see it. It's effortless. It's just, I know. Well, it's so funny.

I did a college with him years ago. Where's the one in California? No, it was in Connecticut. And we were driving to it. He was driving me. And I remember driving something fell off his car. He had a shitty Honda. and he had to go underneath and pull it piece of it.

Like he had to pull it off and throw it, like throw it in his trunk and like try to fix it. It was a hunk or something. That was just stopping us from going any further. So he just. So we had it up doing the college by himself. He ripped it off. I just swinging now.

And then. And then we went we got Frank Peppies pizza and we did the college and he did all right, but he's not what he is today. I know because he opened for me a couple of times when we did the Pittsburgh funny bomb. Yeah. And some other place. And he was funny. I go, me and Bonnie saw him somewhere and we go, this guy's going to be fucking great. Yeah. Who Nate? Yeah, we're a cowl. I'm some contests. He was doing it. Carol and we were judges, weren't we? I don't know. Maybe you were a judge and I was still.

And I know. And I know. And we were going to fuck today so we could say we did it twice in a row. And I don't want to be a sex addict. So last time I'm going down on her and she's blowing bubbles with her gum. Like I feel like I'm going down. I'm pinky from whatever. So thank you. It's so gross. Well, why would you be blowing bubbles when I'm fucking mean? Because I thought I was blowing into you when the bubbles were coming out.

Bubbles. Bubbles kind of bubbles. Yeah,. As I was going down on her, you should be the last person to have a fuck with anybody with gum in their mouth at weird times. I didn't have gum when I was going down on her. We mashed potatoes with gum. What? That's gross. Excuse me, headliners are talking. I, uh, I went to you on Wednesdays and Sundays.

I'm allowed to talk to you. Yeah. on Sundays, I'm allowed to talk to you. Where? No, that's Alex. Comics, Mohican Sunday. Thank you very much. Oh, you're not, you don't do that fucking, uh, buddy, you on the show because I'll put you in the side. Yeah. Fucking text you.

How do you call you? Not a high-deaf camera right on your stuff. You're trying to, you know, no, no, with the guy in the, and a, dominate tricks. No, no, Peter Payne. Yeah. Just a Jane, paid or pain. That's a chain knock does that? It's like you like bring your show. Yeah, bring your comics do comedy and then the audience decides whether they get paid or they get whipped by a dominant. So we're so lucky that we came up when we came up. Yeah, none of that.

When there was no internet, there was no social media. We just did shows and that's it. I couldn't imagine we were imagine the farmers of comedy. You till the land. Could you imagine having to have somebody hurt you if your jokes, thanks, I would just be screaming. What about the naked comedy? I'm not sure you think me. You just did, you just did my long lane.

What was the line? I said, oh, and you went, oh, I laughed. No, you mouthed out. Oh, because there's like when you feed a kid, you open your mouth. You ever do that when you're feeding your kids? You tell your wife to get off a fucking phone. Yeah, what are you doing? Like, this is a big fucking podcast.

When you get off the phone, place, you're in the main chair. Okay. Oh, my God, no, I was in the main chair. You want to, sorry, my camera was there. One of those mics main chair. Okay. No, I didn't know I was in the main chair. I'm sorry. I was one of those mics. No, you sat there last time. No, I sat over there. That's because you came in last time.

You were supposed to be on the show again. And we like it. But you put my cannon in the fucking prime seat. That's not the prime seat. That's the prime seat. What's so prime about it? Because it's right across me. Mike Feney is who I am.

Said Mike Cannon. said, Mike Cannon. No, Mike Cannon last time he's here. No, I'll never remember that. But I don't know. I need to leave a phone when you want, but that was, that was good. Are you reading these off your phone? No, no. Are you writing these as we're going?

Because if that's the case, stepping your phone. You're right. I am. Look how good she looks. Her hair like that. Mrs. Don't be a please. She looks good.

Don't draw attention to the, you know, he does it. I got a big laugh. And I have to like draw attention. Is that what he's doing? No, she looks good. She's on a no-aspartane diet. What's that?

No-aspartane. It's like diet. What's from cutting all that stuff? Yeah, any diet coke, anything like that. With-aspartane. It's like diet. I know that stuff. Yeah, any diet coke anything like that with aspartane No, I mean, I mean, aren't you doing enough? I know never that's the thing is like I'm just gonna I'm just gonna keep cutting things out until I want to die and I think that's like I'm pretty and you'll know my feeling every day We've been bonding so much since we started our murder suit

side pack. It's like something gives us something to do to get a guys. If you guys really did kill each other, you guys would be fucking legends. I can't even get a divorce because our podcasts would seem so sad. You know, it's like I'm stuck.

And ride it out. You're stuck. You got to see the comic I met this weekend. What do you mean? How is that a joke? How is that a joke? But how is that even a segue? It's not even you do. Jim something in. Do you want to talk about your goal?

I talked about it on our call. What happened this weekend? No, I mean, anybody? Gabby, Gabby and Mike have the best old school voices. Ready? Gabby, can you ask Rich what happened? Oh, wait, go ahead. Oh, cool. Uh, yeah.

You know, just, the improv doesn't work like that, Gabby. I have to go over here. You either take the risk. That's gonna be rich. What happened last weekend? I don't know. That would have been fun. You do. We were doing up the art for it.

That would have been fun. I had a lot to do. You your old lady, the old school. Oh, where does the girl got to go to get an answer around here? I didn't know. I forgot what question it was. Tell me, Rich. Tell me, Rich, where'd you go last weekend? Go ahead, talk.

I'm a weekend. Rich, I'm wanting to know where'd you go last weekend? Oh, this is fucking how about your MPR? Do your MPR. Now, tell me, Rich, where were you last weekend. Oh, this is how about your MPR? Do your MPR? Now, tell me rich. Where were you last weekend? That's good. What happened? Who would call it? I don't get to do another. I wanted to do this. I'm not eat. This is like the most fun I've ever had. Do Irish girl. Do Irish girl. Well, let's say. You're getting diminishing returns on the impressions of me.

You got good accents. Give me an Irish guy. Watch this. Oh, man. Really? Come on. What do I want to say? I don't know what to say.

Oh, my God. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. Why would you pan? I panicked. I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it.

I can't take it. I can't take it. I you. Because you've landed so many gigs. If I, I can't. We've already recast. Thank you. Thank you for your time. Give me a plate of that. You're too much good. Give me a plate of that there are schmittix.

What? Yes, I'm a pirate. A pint of beer. Yeah, so yeah, I got two nods. I can do, I can do a Scottish. Go ahead. Eh, you see? It's. Go ahead. Do it. Ehhhh, you.

You see? It's when you're on the spot and you're on the script. I laughed, I was in the fucking guy. I can, ehhhh. Go ahead. Hey, my name is Duncan McCleod and I'm cleaning my mind. No, no, device that opens the door and goes, who ran that bell? Can I do the three fangs of fun? Well, bust my buttons. That's a horse of a different color. I can do an angry baby. What the fuck is that a mobile? That's fucking you get it the fuck.

That's so peshy. That's an angry baby. That's slight differences. That's embarrassing. That's 100% Paul versus. It's not verzy's this. Dude, dude, well, wait a minute. What the?

Guys, it's raining out. My sneakers are on. I'm gonna have to put them in a bag. I'm gonna have to 13 minutes. She only flip. I can do it in your jersey. Go ahead. Would you like to come in for some tea?

Oh, yo. Come on, that's my. Yo, switch, I really saw you. Yeah. No, I can do it. I can do a little early one. Oh, you want some. We got no.

Oh, it's just stupid. I got those. Stupid I get it yet. I could do the tree from the wizard of us. Oh my god. He's got the wizard. Yeah, I wish you was hungry. I wish you could do the witch. The one the house landed on or sister. You killed my sister. That's the same voice. Oh, you're right. We're all smart in different ways. She was hungry. I just want to treat smacked her hand. pretty apple. I know. I know.

I know. You know that there was just conspiracy theory that one of the midgets hung themselves. They know it. They did. They did. They didn't. It wasn't.

It was a bonsai tree. It's a karate kid. You're fucking idiot. It's a smart joke. It's a great joke. We're a fucking idiot. No, it's just the way the shadows. What is that? There's an arrow pointing. Yeah, but it's not actually is. It's fucked. It is. No, it's just with a shadow. What is that?

There's an arrow pointing. Yeah, but it's not actually is. It's not what it is. It's a conspiracy that was made up. It's not. I did hear those. I hung myself on the set. Well, they show the show the last clip.

No, right there to the right. Go up, go up, go up, up. No, it's the left down. I hate you to the right. Right there. See that little in between. That was supposedly. go up, go up, go up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,

up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up action. We're gonna spice this up. I did hear the Judy Garland. I've got it out. Got that little midget down. And let's just do it the regular way. Dorr at the skin. Apparently Judy Garland was like sexually harassed regularly by the little people though. I stated the cover of Cersei. If you stay, it's really true. The cover hotel. The cover hotel in in I'm not gonna say what's in LA.

Why did I, what college is it here, Bobby? I'm about to sell you. Oh, this is great. Right by MGM, which is now Sony, the Culver Hotel, which I stay in every time I go to LA, let me stay in this hotel. Okay. Was, it does a movie about the hotel because they put all the little people in this hotel and they were just getting fucked up

and have an orgies and fighting. It was mayhem. The one with Chevy Chase. Yes. Over the rainbow. Over the rainbow. Watch that movie. It's about all the documentary or shit.

It's loosely based on what happened. It's a shame. Do they film that whole thing on that? Do they film that whole thing on on on a set on MGM on MGM, which is right down the street. It's in Culver City MGM is in Culver City. And that hotel was where all the little people stayed. And they they were just fucking banging and doing drugs and drinking and party in the whole time.

They ripped apart the hotel and they were there. Or harassing a little what's it? Garland. They called the munchkins in this up there. Yeah, that's what they were in it. That's who they were the munchkins. I just said little people because I you know, I said you said midgets many many times. Munchkins.

Wow. What do you see in them? What do you don't like? I said little people. Follow the yellow brood. Follow the yellow brood. Follow the follow the follow the follow the follow the the yellow brood.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Follow the follow the follow the follow the The other big road Hey Lolly pop The Lolly pop And we Talon why am I ears Yeah, you see that

It's a hundred degrees like a fucking wallrest right now another animal Got him It's a hundred degrees like a fucking walrus right now another animal Yeah, that hotel was crazy that movie was nuts But it was not a hit when it came out it's like Willie Walker the chocolate factory bombed Fucking bombed wasn't hit till the later when it came out on TV and became a massive hit. Isn't that weird? I don't know. I know the Wizard of Oz is such a classic that you know it goes down in history. How many movies to God? Are you a superhero power being obvious? Yes. You know, let me tell you something going to space is the

highest man has ever gone. Yeah, I get these tidbits all the time. Constantly. We know. Why are you saying it? Like we know, like anybody's going to disobey you. You're young people don't know about the Wizard of Oz. Yeah. I'm pretty, pretty adept at the point. It's a fucking, you just said it. Yeah, I'm pretty pretty adept at the. It's a fucking you just said it. All right. Did you see the wizard of us? Like a lot.

I forgot your gay. Your gay. Yeah. He's not out though. The idiot. What the? I mean, happy. No, no, no.

Richard, you're going to get you want to make fun of happy. My head is and then we can get it all out of the way now. I'm not going to go with you. You're just not the wrong way you're ahead. Thank you. Why you wear that neck brace? the wrong way you're ahead. Thank you. Why you wear that neck brace? Let's just eat your rich.

No, I, I'm gonna get you a guest spot. Poppy, when you're doing your show again. My show. I'm gonna do it again next week. I'm in town. I like your pet. I don't like your wife is the exact opposite energy you right now. Can I start dating?

Is it really? I'm paying for a baby serve. Two meetings in a podcast. Four of the meetings about. One was with a production company. One you like to know. I have done. Completely fucking folded.

What we were supposed to say. We said, we'll just say no to them. But then we walked in that they talked for me that we're like yeah let's do it They go well we got a show on showtime they go we got a show and there we just okay yeah let's move forward yeah Why are we so spirless why like two compliments and I'll do whatever you want what's the same? I went into a meeting today and I was literally going to be like, yeah, I'm not into it.

And then it's just like so you, you, you, uh, you're going to send me this stuff and I was a gas and I'd see it tomorrow. What? I have to do work. I don't have to, I don't do stuff. It's like, why do I have to, I'm 40, I'm Bob fucking Kelly. Yeah. Doesn't matter.

I know and I said, but I did say this in the second meeting. I said, well, we were pretty pumped from that first meeting. Keep that in mind. I said to the guy, what can you do for us? Because he knows what we do for Kennedy. Good. I said, what can you do for us? And because stay on all we can do for them, we bring the fucking talent to the table.

Well, what he does. Yep. Yep. That's what we're planning on calling it. Which Voss's wife? Yeah. Club, who called the big plan and the little plan. Yeah.

That was the other one. Yeah. That many laughs so hard. He was. Yeah. That made me laugh so hard. I was, he was big picture. I said a big picture. No, Vos goes, could you maybe go on the road and make it so I could stay home a little bit. She goes, Vos, I'm the big picture. You're the little one.

I said, you're the day to day. You're the day to day. Yeah. I'm working on. Yeah, you're going to make the money. You're the little franchises. I'm the big corporation. I'm Cisco. All right, you're gonna make the money. You're the little franchises we got out there. I'm the big corporation.

I'm Cisco. All right, you're a catch-up company. I'll come through. Yeah, you better come through. Holy fuck, when? Oh, fuck. That's just brilliant. That's just brilliant.

I'm dying now inside. She's fucking brilliant. Please don't do this. Oh God, damn. You gotta fucking brilliant. I'm so stupid. Oh God, dude. Why do you gotta see what? Can I show you what she directed? You're special.

No. Can you do some other stuff? I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. It's like a bad smell or hot sauce that's too hot. Yeah. Did you see the black eye eating the hot sauce that's too hot. Yeah.

Did you see the black guy eating the hot sauce on face? Which one? The black guy ate the Dorito. And by the way, Rich will watch anything with a black guy. No, no, no. Put on black guy. If he's googling, it's something with black guy. No, no, no.

Body who does it? I see a black guy doing anything. I mean, if I see a black guy fishing, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, know did he almost die? Oh, yeah, that's him. It's so fucking funny Just watch it So fucking long Please go to the end please go to the middle I got to see he starts where the hardship on the planet Now he's eating bread. He's trying to.

You know when you eat this so hot you get the hiccups. Do you have to take himself to the hospital? I promise. I promise you can't take this. I promise. I go to the end. But this is so old. They did this a year ago.

This one. Yeah, they shacked it on TV. He didn't eat one of those. Gary, did he? One of those. One of those. One of those. Gary, did he? One of those. One of those. One of those. I just got it.

Rich is like, watch this from 2000. Yeah. This is hilarious. Did you see the newscaster fall off the deck? Oh, I always had. Oh, God. She was stomping grapes. Yeah, remember that stomping grapes? Yeah. I remember that stomping. Yeah. My favorite.

This is old. Well, time is the the kids slipping on ice outside of a school and the dad just keeps filming it and laughing. I hate I can't watch people get hurt, but they're slipping on black guy. So they're not like, you know, I know, but people getting hurt and people videotape laughing a fucking annoys me. What about those parents that just very recently, maybe yesterday, oh, yeah, yesterday, they told their six year old kid that their dog ran away for April fools. For April fools. And I mean, I didn't watch the video because, you know, I got shit to do. I need a picture. How about the parents' electric kids sleep with Michael Jackson?

I need Bonnie. Best friend ever. I need Bonnie to change seats. Are you that small? No, she's shaking. I do feel. I need Bonnie to change seats. Are you that small? No, she should do feel like what's getting lower? Put the chair up. Please it's it's it's almost ridiculous how short you are. Yeah, you're tall glass of water. I know. And you look like a little day ago. That is body.

I have to move my mind. Yeah, because you know what? It was fucking neighbor, gotsy when he left. He was like, oh, fucking You know what? It was fucking Napar Gazi. When he left, he was like, oh, fucking get even. Yeah, he doesn't like women. Yes. He thinks women, you know, cook or clean or shut up or evolve. Well, evolve. Don't evolve.

You're ruined everything. Yeah, we talked about that last week. We're not talking about Michael Jackson. What was he talking about? No, I don't want to talk about him. Yeah. Can I say something? But I was at? No, I don't want to talk about him. Yeah, of course. Can I say something? But I was at, no.

I was going to detour really quick. I was at Uncle Vinnie's and Dino was telling me that you too, that you too, when you stopped in to do your show, he said was to this day, the funniest, like 40 minutes. Oh, we watched him. Dino's got great stories. But he said there was the funniest in the history of... He now can tell a story. Yeah, Bonnie did tell...

Remember when he was on that Florentine roast? Oh, he was on that roast. Oh my God. Oh, the Dino did the Florentine roast. That was his never so pleased in his life. Was he? Did he really? How was it?

Oh. It was kind of rough for him, because you know, it's just probably his first one. He didn't pass himself. I Love Dino. Where I do too. I get one great with it. Where where it was at your Comics No, I don't know I like him a lot. I just what if you never work there again I like it. I really do so do I

I'm working with him for you. You don't like him. You're trying to get us I really do so do I I mean Work with them for you. You don't like them. You're trying to get us. Johnny I'm not Singing when you sing that mean Ask what was our kids singing and then you say you can't sing that and what and I'm doing Funny I'm not doing Daddy Do it. Oh, but tell them. I can't not do it. I'm not doing. Mommy leaves daddy. Mommy leaves daddy.

Mommy leaves daddy today. No, I don't like his hats. I don't like his hair. No, it does sing like Getters of Horse. And his teeth look like he's she beaten. Hey, I don't like. Mommy leaves daddy. No, she said my daughter was. Hit in talent. Thank you. Yeah, it's hard to ride.

Tell them tell me. Tell me the rhyming country. Yeah, come on. What was she singing? No, stop it. Go move on to something else. I'll do it. You don't know it.

You're going to go, okay, let's let him butcher my fucking joke. No, forget it. Go ahead. Yeah, I didn't. It's one of her bits. It's so funny though. It's so funny. Why would you put her on the spot like that?

Because that's what we do. Oh, do we? We? Show him your cock. He's seated already. He's seated. That's surprisingly good. Surprisingly.

This is how I'd have to like dare him. Keep your shirt on. I dare you. Oh, that fucking numbs go. Will you take your shirt off? I don't dare anymore. We stop that. Didn't you do it in Vegas? Yeah. One of the shows I saw. No, that's not from Vegas. I would never do it in Vegas. Oh, I'm sorry. What club was that? That was old. That was from Caroline's when we did the

live podcast. Well, you do it at Caroline's. You did it. You did it years ago. No, you did it on Bennington. No, I didn't. Yeah, I was there every time you're on. I got to lose weight again. That's when I was ripped. That was good. You just got to get your stomach tan. That was a year ago. Oh, that's a year ago.

What do you got now? I got, now I gained a little weight from being on the road to him. I'll lose you in no time. Yeah, we can do it. I put him on my plan. Whoa. That's not me.

I ain't fucking fucked up. You got to see some of the ones with the head. Hey, dude. That's what I pray. That goes back to the. Those guys are good. Those actually me. You got to go on with a big head where they make me look with the fucking.

I got to lose weight though. I was I was this fucking at the beach at a rubah this week. What's something like to a hard point at you? You can't do two whale jokes in the same and when the same one the whale that was a dolphin Nobody fucking harm poohs dolphins. Oh bad people The jam is what they don't they don't harm how was a rubber had to get a lot of them in a fucking lagoon and then they slice their neck Did you bring your wife this time? No, I left the horn home. Yes. How was it? Yeah, it was awesome. You know, it's so good. You take tours and stuff. Do you do that? We went, um, I rented a four-seater ATV. Oh, and we just went

on the backside of the island of Aruba's all desert. Yeah. And ruins in a gold mine and all kinds of crazy shit and go. We did for any goal. I am hate your husband. Now I didn't find gold. They have a thing. It's so I didn't do it because Max can't do it yet, but hopefully next year he can do it. On the backs out of the island, it's all like desert. Yeah, and then the goal mind system.

I was in a roopa. Can I finish? Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. I mean, if you're gonna, you cut me off, but you just, my thing. You're right, it was my fault. On the back. That was my fault.

I'll take credit. I like body is sitting there like a shot collar and just. Hey, you got my smoke. I'm so hot, I want to take my shirt off. Take it off. I mean, take a jacket off. I was like, should I just go? I was like, mine.

You can leave if you need to. No. He won't leave. I don't want to. You can always leave. You're key my pairs of guests as a special guest. You weren't on the show. I don't want to pressure you to be on the show.

Were you going? No, are you going to stay? No, I don't want to pressure you to be on the show. Well, you going, no, what, like, are you going to stay? No, I'm going to, yes. You're staying, not for 11. Well, you're staying until we're done to probably 10, 15, 30. We have a babysitter. It doesn't matter. You agreed to do it.

I don't remember. Yeah, well, you're on a poster. You know, sitting with Mike Feeney, I can't tell you about it. I can stay till 11. We can. So what was your coffee like that? So you were on the back, so you rented a SUV on the back. It's called it's called the new you rented that I rented that. Fuck it back.

What a room was all like island. It's so desert cool. rented that I rented that fuck back with all like island and so desert cool. Yeah on the back. I know scary to drive. No dude. I was flying doing jumps Max in the front seat. That's good. Max in the front just testing the suspension. We're helmets now. Fuck yeah, it's a Ruba. Oh, yeah, they don't wear helmets in a lot of give a fuck. Whoa, looks like somebody trying to get work. Yeah. I wasn't herbal lessons as commercial, but the broad ratio of Greece has Kinniki. That's fragile. Take the, believe the jacket off.

What are you going to be hot and you get miserable? Pull off. That's her tea bird jacket. Can you? Can you? We ran through one of those with the back out of this called the new natural pool. Bring that up. It's if you look off the backs out of the island, you'll see this little ladder poking

up. Wouldn't ladder. You wouldn't even miss it 100% of the time. But if you catch it, you know where to go, you climb down this fucking ladder like that into that walk over those things. Keep going. It's the biggest ladder I've ever seen. Keep going.

There's a girl waiting for you. She's been seeing that. That little ladder is just sticking up. Yeah. Go the net, the one in the middle. Go to the one in the middle, up top, up top in the middle, right there, that right there. Oh, it's a, but you jump off this, that rock onto the left into that pool. That's too far. No, it's not how high is that 20 feet? No, it's like 10 feet.

And you did it. I couldn't because Max was there. I'd be too scared. Yeah, I'm can't wait to do it. I'm doing it next year, but I saw them. I would do that in a second. Look at that. How great is that? Yeah, I became just going to water. Why do you have to jump down? You could get hurt. You're not scared of heights. I do you have to jump down? You could get hurt. You're not scared of heights jumping. I'm afraid of heights, but it's not a cliff. It's 10 feet guys. And it's into a fucking thing of water.

I know, but it seems there's a lot of rocks jumping really hurts. It like truly hurts. What do you guys hear it in? What are you talking about? No, she's a vegan. You wouldn't do that, Bonnie? No, there's no. If I brought you there,

and we went down the ladder, and you saw that beautiful pool. I mean, I, I take very calculated risks. So that's it. Yeah, one little Rohibno. Cool, Rohibno. I bring it up. No, but if it was like a pool, I might as a pool. It is a pool. No, with a like a. That is a fucking pool. I have a great high dive story if you want to hear it. It looks small.

It's really a good story. You good? What? I never start that way. I know because of his distinct sense. It's when we when I go up, you just explain what she said. Yeah. Yeah. It's lower though. So we go. This is what it's like we when I go up, you just explain what she said. Yeah, yeah, it's lower. So we

go. This is what it's like being a woman. It's constant and all the time. So our neighborhood, we were going on a pool day to Raleigh pool. We're going to Raleigh pool. And it's Raleigh. Raleigh. Raleigh. So we're in the the questions. So all the kids on the bus trip from our neighborhood went off the high die. Everybody's talking, we're going off the high die. We're going off the high. So everybody went off the high die, but me and Redley, I'm going, please God, Redley don't go off this high die. Redley never does anything.

Redley went off the high die. He did. So now it's me. And I'm the less I'm scared to death. And the whole pool was all black people. He's less than four feet tall. All but so I walk up the high die. I don't have to do with anything.

Yeah, why is that? Because I gotta tell you, I walk. I was drowning. Like what was going on? I walk on the high die. And there's two big guys behind me saying, you better jump. The whole pool stopped.

Okay. The whole pool stopped and said, jump, jump. And I turned around and walked down. So do people threaten you? Yes. Too big guys. And I was scared to death. So, yeah. So this haunted me. This haunted me. So for my whole, for my whole life, I think I'll hide I've right? And it's onion pool, too. I know. Nick, Nick did not come. So I was haunted throughout my whole life, to scar me. So I was doing a gig once, outdoors,

it a pool, some shit gig, you know, I was like, you made fucking, and then he leaves with this. And there was a high dive. And there was a high dive, and I told the story. And then to close my show, I went on the high dive and I finally jumped off

like 20 something years later. Phone in his pocket. I'm skinny. I don't know what this podcast is about. But you should have a good story. No, it's not really not that good. It's about fear. I'm going for him. It's up there.

No, for fear. For fear and cover coming your fears. Yeah, but I'm not in the self-help option. I'm in the comedy section of I can't section of I tell you the story about the balloons. What balloon? Go ahead, Richard. You thought that was good. Buckle in.

I think it was a good story. He grabbed the balloon. It wasn't about the balloons. He's divorced. He's in his apartment by himself. He's sitting on a mattress. His wife is gone. His kids are with his wife. Is this the future? Right? This is just her dream. Everything. This is what gets him to tell the stories. It's not creating any fucking bubble.

There's no balloons in this story. You put the thing on a balloon. Oh, that's a true story. But we don't know that. No, we're lying about the rules of true story with the black people. Yeah, so you go to Broadway. I'm telling you I do it all. All I get is spicy chips now because he's got one to revenge. He's got so much stuff on YouTube. Three of Niesons. Yeah, let's then. When I went to a rubah with my ex-wife, I took her to a rubah. I want a free trip there through a raffle

in Fort Lauderdale. Yeah. So we went for like five days. We stayed at Lockebana when that was you. Why are you adding stores? I don't know. So I took her to a room. This isn't like, okay, I took her to a room.

Sorry, I voted to do it. I'll tell you the rest of the story. And the question about my wife, that was about Descrawling, DailyCatty, but I'll tell you the story. So I went to a room on my wife, and the day we got home, she goes, I wanted to divorce. Right. You couldn't have told me that a week earlier?

Well, we're gonna do go alone. I couldn't, I could have found somebody. I was rich, well, not bad, man. I'm not the nutback then, we're gonna do go alone. I could have found somebody. I was rich. Well, not back then. Not back then. You had that fucking curls. Remember the teeth? That's when I think he was. Unless somebody like I swear to God. That's somebody like Kansas tuna. There's. You got a cat. He can really help out. Maybe like dinti muppies too, I can go. Yeah. Huh. Show rich from one of those specials where he's got what what? Yeah, I've been seeing it all these.

Rascals, rascals. Rascals. That's when I just. Something about it makes it. It makes it. I was right. Get to the right. It makes my vagina.

Oh my god. My god. Yeah, but play the video. There's a video. I don't play the video. Yeah. No, there's no video. There's a video. I don't play the video. Yeah. No, there's no video. The girl is a Jerry curl.

Look at that. That's how my hair grew. He's acting. That person is acting like he's cool. And there's something about like a four pretending they're a ten. Of course we're throwing push yummy. I bet. That's because they thought you were how we men dealt.

They're like, you have to have a huge cock. No, cute you were. Look at bun. That's when I met her. I saw for that bullshit. She was so adorable. Look at her. That's last comic.

Yeah. No, that's from the HBO. Oh, look at that little highlights in her hair. Yeah, she was cute. She was a cutie back in the day. Yeah. I taped that picture on the back of her head. I'm shocked.

I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Oh, shit. Who's calling? Don't answer it. Oh, it's my manager. Oh, shit. What's called? Don't answer it. Oh, my manager. Oh, see ya.

What? What is he going to do? What's he going to give him tonight? What fucking news does he need to take? I don't know. I like books are super here on movie. As what? The worm.

It's between it's down to him and Jim Norton. I like when you type in Rich Vos as a picture of crusty the clan with huge teeth. What is the video? It's called go to rich go to video. Rich Vos rascals. It's a way to go to rich Vos. I would never see a video. Why do you have in this one? I know. Go ahead. All right, here we go. There is a video. Play the video. Oh, yeah. Just click on the link.

You don't have to go to I like it. Yeah. Fucking great American past time. I stepped past that. The theater. The fuck is the in Chicago? No, they're just making one of them. All right.

It's just Bob. Rhode Island. He really. It's just Bob. He really does look good with him. Remember opening Anthony? A little bit. Oh my god. He really, I remember he came into Boston like that with that hair. It was in a ponytail.

It was slicked on Michaels. Slicked back on top. Greasy little ponytail. I remember the back of his shirt. I think he had a pink wife beater on. Oh, And the back of his shirt with a ponytail was was wet. Oh, no, I'm wetting the curls. You see why girls are like that guy has a huge cock who would walk around like that with that much. Uh, And those fucking teeth were just awful. I mean, they were awful.

But usually if you didn't know him with those teeth, right? No, he was in the process of getting his implants and he would, we would have to like, rendezvous to some fucking, you know, restaurant in New York City where we'd meet his dentist and Richard Payham Cash. It was like the shadiest shit in the world. I have no idea what was going on to this day.

Really? Yeah. But yeah, Rich was paying. I think the dentist might have had a drug or a thing going on or something and needed cash or he was doing Rich under the table and didn't want his partners to know. You know, Rich is getting his teeth done at midnight. Well, that's a 50,000 dollar teeth choppy cut. Usually they say like people like Steve Bush, Jeremy, like they kept his teeth that way

to get more work. Same with like Owen Wilson, with his nose. Yeah, but he would get more work, but Voss wouldn't get more work with those teeth. They were that bad. Let's say they brought spaghetti Westerns back. There's some guy here, some guy here. You won't work. Yeah.

Yeah, those teeth were bad, man. Bouchemmi's teeth are terrible, but there's something. His whole face is terrible. But there's something unconventionally pleasing about his eyes. It goes with his character. I mean, it's, it's pretty brutal. Yeah, but there's something that he's got nice eyes. They're so big. And then the little ones, they're very with men.

It doesn't matter. Really. What do you mean with men? You just need to be rich and famous. You don't need anything. Oh, that would be awful if he had perfect tea. Look at that. It's no better. Yeah. It's worse. There's nothing for me. Still no wood. Yeah. Yeah, worse, there's nothing for me. Still no wood. I don't think women, women are ugly and rich. That they get a lot of guys too, don't they? I mean, beautiful rich women don't get a lot of guys. Beautiful.

If yeah, believe the stories that you're here. Oh, come on, that's ridiculous. I mean, they're always saying like, I, you know, what do they say? Don't you watch real housewives? I use making this up. No, but there is a thing, right? I'm not crazy. The rich, powerful women say they can't get men

because they're intimidating. Maybe they can't get men to their standard. But I feel like there's a thousand who are holding men with women. Can't get men or rich powerful women can't get man. Um, rich powerful women, including the beautiful ones. But the, but like most powerful men are into SNM and bondage and shit because they want a powerful woman. Well, I guess they're not meeting up on the right sides. I don't know what's happened. We're going

to come up with an app seems like a perfect match. I right sides. I don't know what to have. It happened. We're gonna come up with an app. Seems like a perfect match. But I would fuck, I would fucking fall. I would do whatever I did if I met a rich, powerful woman. If Oprah just walked in here right now, I'd fucking lick that chocolate bar. I'd dress like fucking her girlfriend. I'd do what she had to do. Right, but then you can't do whatever you want.

You're getting like, I live in the pool house. I do. You're living in the, maybe she doesn't want you to live in the pool house. Maybe she wants you to fuck her every night and get her laundry and nobody wants to be, nobody wants to be fucked every night forever. You want to fuck every night for a month, maybe three months. And then you'd be like, I'm done with you. And like, little ratchee. Then you'd be like, I'm done with you. And like little ratchee. Then you're not done. You get a house, you get a car, you get some money, you move on. Oh, yeah, you figured it all out. I did. I did. I wish you could just meet Oprah you'll be in. I don't think you understand the psychological damage that kind of relationship

can have on someone. You just did your NPR voice. Listen, I'm going to win it at someone. We'll be right back with Mark. Robert, tell us more about your relationship. NPR now is all like, you know, hi, Gabby and I started doing this podcast and it's about brains. No, Bonnie.

Do women have a brain? Let's find out. No, no, women have a brain. Let's find out. Yeah. We have three listeners. We both got lobotomies. I, I think that, uh, I think that hot women, rich women, a fucking, I think they're, they're I would, I would love to hook up with a hot woman. I saw a ton of them down in a room at that Married Smoking Hot Rich women.

And I would be with them in a second. I wasn't married. Yeah. Okay. I'm still single. I want to put that out there. You're single, but you dress like a fucking Sesame Street character. Rich, a powerful moment.

But you have Bonnie, help you out. Powerful woman. Are you rich? By proxy. By proxy. Yeah. I was a Jason. Windsor dead does.

Like, that is to me. It's fucking hot. You don't think that's hot? I mean, hot and stretch, but it's kind of hot, dude. Oh, I need that pussy. I wouldn't need that. I'd fucking kiss her neck. I need that pussy. I wouldn't even need that. I'd fucking kiss her neck. Oh, I need that neck.

Turkey neck. Just come in. That's like gross. That's what I'm saying. I'm just going to a lot. I think, yeah, she's hot too. But I'm in the, I'm in the, I'm in the older women. I've always been in the old women.

Rem asking a question. I like old women. I'm told a lot of old ladies say you would have sex with. I think old women are hot. And I've, and I've all, it's not. I'm asking a question. I like all the ladies that you would have sex with. I think older women are hot. And I've all it's not because I'm old and chubby. That is the same thing. You're not old. You're fucking season.

You're not even near old. You're not old enough. Not for you. No, no, I'm not for the industry, but not for fucking. I need to come back and just to trash your wife. Look at you killing me all day. What? She yelled at me me all day. What? She yelled at me in the car.

So what? Because I told her to wrap up a phone call. I said, this next meeting, you should go like, I don't know how it works or whatever, but stand up and be like, my name is Rich, I have a speaker head, you know, and deal with his fucking sneaker addiction. He thinks that it's like he told me it's good business. No, it's not. It's a buy sneakers and then sell them.

He was like, they cost $150 some of them. You can resell them for $600. I'm like, are you insane? Like, do you think that's how people get rich? Buying a stick. Yeah, he has a business. Look at that. Yeah, sneakers by rich.

There you go. No, but he was young. I told him. Well, okay. Look at that rich by sneakers. Look at him. Well, okay. Look at that. Rich by sneakers. Look at that. Look at that.

Look at that. Look. Look at that. Yeah, but you're not doing that. Yeah, but that's not you. That's a side. He's also not selling them. That's the sign of your, that's a size of your townhouse.

And also the, the shoes you can't be wearing them. Are you wearing anything? That's the, I say, I say the premiums. Okay. It's just to me. I can't. My makes I don't understand it. I can't. What? I don't get it. It's ridiculous. It's half our bedroom is. No, it's not. Hey, if you expect ridiculous, it's ridiculous. Look at him. Look at him. Look at the guy's that an addicted person.

I love a culture picture. I going to snake for you. Selling sneakers is ridiculous. No, I'm not selling them, but if I did, like that's the thing. There's people have, you can see, I mean, talks, but it's like people who don't get sports or something. They're like, they just go to the sneakers of it all. This is what it's fun to do. How fucking crazy is that?

Everybody has a cell, cell, paulversy. Pauverzy, yeah, it's like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, Sal, Paul Versey. Paul Versey. Yeah. Yeah. You, you know, you might as well be flat earthers. It's like, let's get together and talk about sneakers. It's insane. I agree with you. I agree with you.

But you know what? These motherfuckers off. I could have pulled up my leg. I don't know. I just need to just held your toe up here. I'm gonna run my leg up. I'm kidding. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I look, I like sneakers, but yeah, what

are those? Concord's tell them. Yeah, sure. But there's his, yeah, that was his endorsement. The guy just came out. I got two pairs, but they're dirty. I got to, I got a pair. I don't wear. Why? One to keep and one to sell in case I ever sell them. I don't know why no one can hear me, but he's insane. I don't know how to explain it. No, she says this is taking hold on hold on. What are you doing?

Selling for 475 right now the ones on your feet. Look at this. When I used to pick for a lot of you, you've showed me that exact picture. Yeah. You high kicking fucking shows. Everybody. It's either is dick. It's either is dick or high kicking. Of course.

I don't have any more dick pics. I can't. Rich. In case my kid is in your recently. Hey, old man, we don't have time for your fucking photo shoot. No, listen, relax. I'm relaxed. No, you're not.

That doesn't sound like a relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm a barren shift text message. A screenshot. That's problematic. I'm relaxed. No, you're not. That doesn't sound like a relaxed person. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm a bunch of text messages screenshot. That's problematic. That's weird, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's a crazy man. Talking to the light, rich. We're doing a fucking show. Is this a taking up a lot of room? Is this a fucking worse, Bonnie? Is this taking up a lot of- I fucking like him.

We need to see the whole room. Give me the- Yeah. What do you think I'm, what do you just got a corner? Stop. You think I'm gonna fuck it? Let me see it. Let me see it. No.

Let me see it. I want to see if it's real. I'm taking up a lot of room. Let me see it. Okay. That's the part of it. A part of it? There's more. You don't need those.

You don't need that. You don't need that. We're not gonna put them where I can see them. I'm gonna look at them. Look at them. Oh, yeah. I going to put them where I could see them? I look out of the mirror. You look out of the mirror. I know. Oh yeah. I want to kiss my sneakers. I want to kiss my sneakers. I want to kiss my sneakers.

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love and hats. He's got. He's got like probably 40. No, I got 10 hats. Some for winter, some for spring. How many pairs of shoes should a man have six issues? Three sneakers and then a few other things. I think I think you can have four sneakers. I think you can have four sneakers. You can have a gym pair. You can have like one for just throwing on and then two nice ones for shows. Yeah. And then have a nice pair of shoes, maybe a boot. Yeah. I got four boots, five boots. I don't want to give you one boot. If you check the fuck up and let me finish my fucking story. Sad story, isn't it? No, it's a list.

Yeah. Things, boots that people should have. But it does. This is Bobby Kelly's shoe list. Lucky wild shoes. Let's say if you have more than these types of shoes, you got too many. You brought them out of this character.

You're working in wild shoes. Let's get to talking about the camping shoes. It's a new podcast on rightcast.com. It's called Sneakerheads and Shoes Boys. Robert Kelly. There is a podcast that's about some of the coasters. Yeah. He does a podcast about sneakers. I can't even look at him. He's about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he does a podcast about sneakers.

He's I can't even look at him. He's so part of the problem. It's. He's a man. He's my man. He's my man. What's his name? Christopher.

Okay. What's his last name? Something. Give a fuck about his. What's something? Yeah. What? He got me.

Something. Christopher something. That'd be funny. That was a. You've known called me for something. Christopher's something. That'd be funny if that was the last thing. You've met him for three months. You've known him. He did your show.

But I know he's giving you gifts. I don't get it. I don't need to know what's last name. No rich bonds on a deeper level than names. What kind of shoes we were in? I was gonna say, he could say every periones. What kind of shoes was he wearing that night? I didn't, I don't know I he did a guest spot

I didn't watch why do you like question? What's that? Why are you wearing these hats? I love my hats. Why I just like it Why do you I like wearing hats? Why do I why why why why do I what people think that you're all then to distract you from the rings? Why do I what why do you have hair? He's insane. I'm telling you. I was like, I, I, there was a period of time where I honestly thought Rich was joking. Like probably I'm not kidding for the first 10 years of our marriage. I was like, he's doing a character.

It's funny. And then at some point I swear I was like, this is who he really is. I like it. It's like insane. It's like insane. It's like a character study. I want to know what you're going to ask me. Why do I what? You do things that you like.

You with all. I was like, I don't know, with all I with all the fun time. I come in a thumb up and I stop. I was a whittling. You want making spoons? I made one small. No, you made the one. She made a shoe horn.

It was very different in the hurt yourself. You learned the lesson. Oh my God. I was going to be a spoon, but you couldn't eat with that spoon. Yeah, I was going to eat with the spoon. Don't eat with that spoon. You're right, but I can eat with anything. I mean, let's get that straight.

What'd you say? So you were making a spoon. Buddy, I'm just saying that your hats are stupid. We lost money. Well, I like what's wrong with my hats. Bonnie's the worst podcast. I'm taking a picture. I know you're texting.

Look how beautiful she is. I landed. Let me try to hit Lotto with her. New hit, like, yeah, but the local lottery. Not megabucks. I hit Lotto with Bonnie. She is pretty. She's not recording anymore. You can stop now. Look at jealous of somebody else getting compliments. Fucking

director show my car. Something. Why does he have to do that every time you're on here? What? Every time I see he's got to give you a resume. No, because he can only, he works in two modes, which is destroying you literally making you bleed. Okay. Where you're on the ground, he's got his hand on you. You have to beg for forgiveness or like holding you up, like you're the greatest, greatest , greatest middle ground. You know, middle ground.

Okay. You're not okay, actress. Great comic, great You mug a little too. Yeah, I'm just saying. You know. I'm such a dickhead. I don't know how you married to him. I don't know how I'm friends with him. I couldn't imagine him coming home every night to me going, Bubby, I would fucking, I would cut my fucking head off. I feel like that time. Not even hang myself, not cut my wrist.

I would cut my own head with your wiggling knife Shut up something It is a fuck you're a nightmare. What sneakers you wear now? These are based off Dave should help here we go What can you put your foot up as I can see can I see? Dave should help. Here we go. Robin Hood many types. We can come for sure. But not again. What? Can you put your foot up? As I can see? Can I see?

Oh, okay. Let me show you this. I'm not saying something about. We're on a podcast. It's audio. Well, I'm going to talk about it. I will talk about it in detail. You're boring.

Okay. Fucking should draw. I'm not a should rule. No, in the very beginning of the movie, like if you guys remember the movie, there's a fight scene and then Dave Spircle goes, hold on guys, and he had pumped up my shoes. He's wearing Reebok on his own pumps. Yeah. So this is based off when he becomes sure if I'm not in hand at the end of the movie.

Okay. I have those shoes. How much of those shoes worth? Not sure. Probably a couple hundred. Okay. So these shoes coming out this Saturday. Yeah.

Call me Susan based on this movie coming out. I forget the name of the movie. What's the name of this movie? Hold on. Oh, fuck me with a spoon, not when he would old. Those. Oh, those. Yes.

Okay, see, so they're coming out. They're going to be cost. Those are from missing link. They cost $170, right? They should cost nothing. Yeah, but wait a second. $170, of course. They look like he biscuits. $170, right? They should cost nothing. Yeah, but wait a second. $170, of course, he biscuits.

$170. And if you go on kicks right now, this is what they're going to be going for. He's shortened the app name. It's actually called kicks on fire. Yeah, thank you. All right, go ahead. Let's finish.

Where are they? Hold on. I know where the fucking fans of this podcast are. Shutting it off. Hurry up. I can't. You were on your phone so long, Bonnie got off. Heard. Yeah, you're literally the worst podcast. Just ever. Who? I mean, hey, we hear. I'm sure they cost $170. Yeah. Okay. Right now, if you board them on Kicks on fire, $2,450.

That's because they don't exist yet, though. No, that's what the value of these when they come out, they're gonna be worth $25. So are you gonna get them? No, probably not all enter the raffle. Because people got, when you, these come out and you got pressed to win in a drawing on sneakers.com or Nike.

So you press and, you know, you enter the raffle, the drawing, but there's people that have a hundred phones going at once or all those So you press and, you know, you enter the raffle, the drawing, but there's people that have a hundred phones going at once or all those algorithms and stuff. Why can't I go with them? I said algorithms 10 times today. That's how it went. He said around after you just had it in two different parts. I said it wrong. I'll go right to him. So you just have to laugh. Oh, you're crying. What are you going to do?

I don't get, Voss, this is just 20,500. But why can't they just make enough pairs? Because only one would be worth anything. Yeah, but it's like Bitcoin. Don't you see they have to mine a prime number before a new sneak It's crazy The 30s when people are jumping out of building living in dense and central park. You know silly snickers gonna be worth a pretty penny I remember people were selling good like rocks At rocks

Potato guy But rock stack I made millions selling a pet rock. I wish I had one right now and hit you in there. Yes, woo, violence. I love it. What? Oh, she's fucking more beautiful every day. What is it?

Stop it. First of all, you look at this glass. She's literally not. Thanks for keeping it real, Bobby. No, she's your pretty girl, but you are not beautiful. I don't aspire to be. I'm telling you. I don't even want to be Bobby. Tell me about blue two last night, baby. What? Oh, my God. The ads. Oh, I did it, but they sent me a, how many? A lot of time. And then I got them on the Christmas podcast here. Remember to pack.

Yeah. So I got tons of blue shoes. I got two packs at least five years worth. I have that. Where is that thing? You have blue, too? No, but I got that blow job pump dick thing at my house somewhere. What? I got to make sure you're going to find that before Max does I know come on Max is gonna be But there's a device that blows you now the box. Yeah back there. Yeah. Wow. Why don't we have this? Don't don't it was giving to me. I gave it back to Passion lady. Use your box

You can bring it up. No, there was actually a penis in it. No, this actually, I mean, it actually goes up and down. It sucks you. It sucks you. But then you have to clean it up. Yeah, but I never saw it. You don't get thirsty after a blowjob. I have to clean my belly button out anyway.

It's just you over the sink just trying to scrub it all the way up to your belly button. Not me. Life is messy, Mike. Okay, you got to clean your fucking tools after me. I mean, you have to fucking scrub a dildo, right? I don't know. You don't let me use it. I just cleaned it.

Just watch or say. For Bonnie, it's a smell around dildos before she uses it. I kid found out you're alone. Ratchet! Oh wait, we were fucking having sex. Smells like nuts. We were having sex.

And that's a funny marital fight where they get mad. If you're gonna use the dildo, you wash it off. That's just like a normal thing people would do. You ever wash it off? Don't get me used to washing it. Oh, yes. We were having sex. You have to wash it off. Don't get me used to washing it. We were having sex. I can get sick from that.

We were having sex a couple weeks ago, and our walls are kind of thin, and we thought our daughter was sleeping, and she heard everything. Oh no. The next thing my daughter's going, you were dry. She heard, it was like, she was reading from the script that we, she knew everything. Oh, yeah, she, like, by, I don't talk to her about that. I didn't even know, but, but for April Fool's, she took a picture of me from something and cut out little 90 of them and taped them all around the house.

So you open the microwave, there's a picture of red. They're literally everything. You take a fork out you're like, that's hilarious. Put them everywhere. I can't let's say toilet seat. It was a picture of me in the way. Everywhere you can think of your left that one. That one seems apropos. That's right. No, that's what my career was. But she fucking 90 of them around the house. So funny. She's so fucking funny.

I did one with Max. Max so didn't want to come back for a occasion. And then I was, uh, I was, I had my phone. I'm gonna go max the school. I'm reading this right now. Text message. There is no school today. And I was read because, uh, it is too cold. The weather and he was like, yes. I was like April fools and he got sands.

Of course. I thought so. But my older daughter monster you later that night though, I go, I go, what are you making for dinner? She goes, I'm making mac and cheese. I go, mac and cheese goes, no. And Max goes, April fools. That's Cox.

I can got me back. Oh my God. My daughter when she was young, I go. I go, I go, I go, I go. Do you remember when we ran into Reina's room when she was sleeping? We were like, oh my god, get up. We were freaking out. I just want to know why I did that.

We did that? Yes. One. Was it like a fear thing? Like get out of the house, someone's in here. I every member of my life. I would not want you to as far as my kid. I know you guys, because this shit like that, that you just gonna be like, what the fuck?

One time when she said something stupid and then I laughed really hard like fake laughed and then Rich was in on the joke. So then she told Rich the joke and then he was laughing and then every time she said it we were laughing so hard. You could see like she didn't know if that was real or not. You know, we just totally fucked with her head all day. Like she's thinking like she's doing the funniest thing in the world.

My oldest daughter when she was young, I'm able to fool, she got in the car, I go, when we get home, I bought you a brand new bicycle. And her eyes lit up and I go, April fools. And she just started crying. That's the thing. Yeah, just like a super bad guy. That's like what it is. It's like a not a good person. Every person in here has a negative experience with you, including your wife. What's a fucked up? He was an April Fool's.

How old was she? That's just a lot like seven. Jesus, what a cry baby. I guarantee every parent is fucked up, April fool. Her father on April fool, she tweeted, said, Hey, no, my dad did, my dog died on April fool. And when my father came to tell my sisters and I, we wouldn't believe him. We were laughing and we're like, hilarious.

He had to take us to see the dead body. Yes, we were like, even all the way up to the site. We were like, and then it was this. Had you get his eyes to stay open like that? There was a very distinct change in our emotions. Getting your dad taken to the back of the farm and tell you guys a story and you open like that. There was a very distinct change in our emotion. Getting your dad taking you to the back of the farm and tell you guys a story and you all started crying. This is the meanest farmer in the province or whatever and then he pretended that the car broke down and he was like, I got to go out and get help and we were like, no! Because he'd built up the this guy, kill people or whatever. We were crying. We were like,

God, don't go! God, did he leave? He goes, this is, this is, this is our farm, you idiots. Can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, He had driven in from the back. He called you all idiot. My dad, when my sister, my oldest sister, it was little. Like, you know, probably three years old or four years old. He was watching her and he put her out on the roof and he nailed her pants to the roof so that she couldn't fall off. So that when my mom drove up, she just saw my sister, her fucking precious daughter on the roof.

And I'd kill the guy and I'd be like, no, no, don't move. And then ran up, but my dad had taken her in. But her pants could have ripped. I guess that could have happened. Yeah, but not back then. I mean, he didn't care that much about each individual kid back. She gave her father when all the kids turned 16. They all got a cow foot or a birthday.

No, it was 10. I don't know why it was 10. It was 10. It wasn't 10. Man's blaming my own life. No, because while whatever and all their sisters sold the cow for old man's planning, or was it just regular?

I don't know what it is, but it's constant. It's like, it's my life. Like I wrote this in a book, even. Like I could, you know, did you read her book? I still got two more chapters. All the kids sold their cow and Bonnie kept her cow and made fucking ice cream and sold it at the flea market. Not the farmer's market.

Well, what was wrong with that, Sue? It's great. I'm saying she's fucking productive. It's a beautiful story. I made a lot of money. I made enough money for my abortion. I don't perfectly. I wish that was a joke.

I turned. No, but I saved that money and then I later when I was 18. I had to go drive to the United States to get up to. You had to go to the United States to get the portions. Who was it? There was too many like, who was it? Um, what do you mean? Oh, no, my father's.

Do you know you to the ground? It was a prank that kind of went a little No, no, I told you to sell that cow. Yeah I just made it into a salt. Yeah, you guys it went from sweet love with your father doing a salt My father did you originally picture it consensual? Sweet love. Yeah, hey, what are youual? I could picture it. I really, really loved it. Sweet love. Yeah, hey, what are you doing?

Yeah, give me a honey. She had, she had an operation. Stop, please. I don't want to do that. I'm sorry. I don't know man. I'd be keep, I would have a great life. No, listen, yeah, but I don't want to fucking waste it on this fucking pocket.

Yeah, waste it on a whine. Yeah. 10 minutes ago, they were fucking trying to figure out a town in California. You know what I mean? That's what was passing is. Well, you're on your father. I felt like that was on par. Maybe you do it on the Queens podcast. What's their name? Two of the Queens? No. We can't help her. I'm sure they don't have queens in the title. I don't.

The guy in the girl, he was the first in the podcast. Yes, she was ever. Keith and the girl. Keith and the girl. How did they go? I don't queen in a while. Are they still around? No.

They are still around. Yes. Oh, yeah, they're still around. They're doing great. Yeah, no, they're not. They're not cool. I like that. Yeah, they make it living at it. Yeah, they're making it like five days a week.

I mean, good living at it. Yeah. Well, what you do, what a hundred hours a week of this No, he does this podcast and a hundred hours of promoting You didn't want to do the best promoters I ever met That was slick To get the bomb Danna if you know what It's not what you said. He's either, he's either fucking ripping you down, but that was a unique thing with him, but he doesn't want to

know how to, his technique is that he smashes you right away. And then immediately turns the corner and come, no, if he doesn't get a laugh, he pretends it's earnest. So he'd be like, well, that's shirt. I like it. It's pretty nice. But to also, Vosso always gives away what he's talking about behind your back. Yeah. Because he's like, you know, he'll bring something to happen and look at someone next to him. He's like, oh, we're not going to tell him. Okay. Anyways, don't waste it on this podcast. The stuff I do. Okay. What do you do? You don't do it. She's way more interesting. We know everything about you. You've told. I don don't know anything about it. I really have any stories. You've told them all. No, I didn't. You told them all on this podcast. Yeah. I didn't. And the one you have left

on the black guys in a pool store. I never told that. I never told that. I got that one out. Yeah. I didn't tell them a blue story. Go ahead. No, that's in my special. I don't want to tell you. What's it? Why? I don't want to do any of the materialists in my special. Just tell me the story. You don't have to do the material. That's it. He doesn't know how to tell it anymore without.

No, it's a bit. I mean, the good out of what happened. True story. I know you could do the lies. No lie about it. I was dating a girl and then I broke up with her. And she had made her problems, but she was extremely beautiful. I mean, smoking, she was, she had a one to 10, easily a 10.

She was prom queen. Vanessa Raymos. No. He judges everybody by the beauty of the city. No, the comic, I mean, just, we can one's very attractive, but I enjoy talking to her. Every girl comic reminds me. Ooh, Liz Russo. No, who do I mean? Oh, no, that's Vanessa. No, the comic. I mean, the sweet one was very attractive, but I enjoy talking to her. Every girl comic reminds me.

Oh, Liz Russo. No, who do I mean? Oh, no, that's the message I wrote with her. She's cool. The girl I met this week, I was cool. And she's attracted by talk to her. And not because she was attractive. She's a comedian.

No, she's a writer. I wrote with her on the Oscars. She's really. No, look at the girl. She's very funny. The girl I worked with this weekend is, I didn't work with her. She was at the lab factory. She's fitted out.

Rachel. Fine, Steve. No. no no I sent summons no uh we're just gonna name for the wait until wudson anyhow wudson oh yeah he loves talking about this girl no I like her and joyder but she has a great story reader I know I know no that's not her oh my god no that's the name you gave me w o o d s Sian or something. Sian would sense that is that today is that to go? Comedian but very important the story. The blog about another lady. Yeah, no, this is nothing to do with this story. I'd love to leave.

Oh, that 18. I want to leave. Oh, that was like you got to that was her name. Yeah. You bought me. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm a The phone call home is really why you back on your phone. I'm trying to find her name. You didn't know relevant to the story. Oh, you're right.

Can you come over and just do that once in a while for me? WOLF Michael Michael Michael took you and you're making him snap. Wait, say again. Michael except you're making him snap. What the fuck? What, go ahead, tell the story.

Now he's distracted by Rachel Wolfson. Wow, whatever that is. Can I just tell you, we talked about this in a podcast. He told me that he had to, he saw her in, in, in, in, the last factory in Vegas, and we're talking about him. Talked to her for a her in, in, in, in, in, the last factory in Vegas, in Vegas, and we're talking about her for a bit,

and then felt the need the next day to text her instead. On Facebook, not text. Oh, okay, and say, um, what's that? Sorry if I was pontificating last night. Okay. A word which is never you ever, in his life.

I was like, first of all, I've never seen Rich have any moment of self-awareness. So the fact that he thought he might have talked a little too much to her means somebody talked to three hours. No. Of pool stories. Of almost stories so far. And she gets all so alive. And I'm like, they're like, you better jump.

They were talking comedy. Splash her with this mouth juices, giving a little extra. Her makeups show up. Yeah, her fake eyelashes ones and her mouth, which was spent her mother. She's like the next day, no, I truly enjoyed it.

Her mother is a judge put OJ in jail. Okay. Any hoes. So anyhow, the story, the balloon story. Oh my God. Well, you know what I want to hear. I don't want to tell. I want to hear the story. Not the fucking everything else about Rachel. I don't know how to get on. You know, I don't know why. I'm in correctly. Why do you have to look for five? Because I said everybody is, is, uh, because you were like, she's almost as pretty as an ass. One of the girl I was doing is almost as pretty. So the girl I was dating, head prom, queen head,

she leader, all that shit, very attractive. But you know, she had problems. So I said, I'm leaving. She has the same story. So I said, I'm leaving. I only had like four months in recovery when I'm, so I said, I'm, I'm moving out. And then two days later she goes, I'd change, I'm come, come back. So I came back as people changed in two days. And then he kicked me out after I came

back on my own house. And I couldn't let go of this fucking, I couldn't let go of this fucking I couldn't let go I was new and recovery and I didn't know how to let go So I was in the meeting and I raised my and I'm every and I could so some guy after me and said Get a shoe box with a doll Put a note in it and bury in the backyard just one second you say a doll a doll He said put a doll just get a doll that fits in a shoe I said to somebody as he's walking to the backyard to stop me like, what do you got there? I know. That's what I said.

I'm not going to go to the store and go kind of a shovel in a doll. Right? Yeah. I said, I need something to bury her with. Yeah. And cops are what are you doing? You get a fractures ring. So then the guy goes, this is true.

The guy said, take a helium balloon, right? A note to God with everything on it to and let it go to God, right? Was this guy her father? What happened to the shoebox thing that he wanted? It was a two step process. No, I didn't do the shoebox. He gave me another idea to let it go. I got comfortable with it.

To let it go. This is a guy to me. He gave him three options. The third thing is you strangle a hooker. So can you give me an option to forget this story? No, so he's never heard it yet. He said, get a hilly and balloon, write a note to God with whatever to let it go and send to God.

But how do you get the note in the balloon? No, you tie it to the string. You take it to the string. So you're going to let up. You could get it in the balloon. Some poor assholes. You'd get all this. What happened?

See, I go to the punch there, Bob. I do it. I go behind my mother's apartment. I go behind my mother's apartment building. I write the note. Put it up. Take out an healing and balloon and I let it go. And I got caught in a third floor balcony. It's a sitting there. Somebody came out and got it and read my thumbnail. What did they know? I don't fucking know what it said. It was deeply personal. It was a go. It was 30 years ago, but it was about letting go. I'm not paying in hats and drooling. I guarantee you it was spelled wrong.

You know how? I guarantee one word that wasn't on there. Pantificating. I'll tell you the truth. You want me to tell how I let go? Yeah. I saw her, I saw her like two years later or a year later. Yeah. And I apologize

for everything that I did wrong in the relationship. Even though I blamed everything on her, which it was mostly her fault. But once I apologize and held my hand to my chest like a gay man, I fucking it all went away. It all went away. Yeah, I want to balloon. Huh? I want to balloon. Why? To let go of this podcast? And now this is a good one. We're gonna wrap it up though. Oh, good. I'm um, anyways, do you have fun, Bonnie? Already? No, I did have fun. I always have fun with me. I do have fun. You're always fucking hilarious, babe. Both of you guys together a little much, but you might be fine. Mike.

Mike. Mike, where are you not working this one? I mean, that was... I like that one. I know. Give your plugs, Mike. We got them right here. Boom.

Mike, don't you have any luck? Yes, too. What? Don't you have somebody having a podcast? I wish good bye podcast. Yeah. I'm guest digital. He has a great podcast. And Mike also films, writes and films his own little sketches that he does is on Instagram sketches. I like sketches. I think that's actually a good bring up. Bring up though. He did one with our sketches long. is long. A sketch is a little shorter. Our Kelly one was awesome. Appreciate it. Play a little bit of that.

Oh, this is a good one. Hold on up. Do we got to hear it? Yeah, it's very fun. We don't need to have it. Oh, that's a different one. Oh, play this one. This one's pretty funny.

Play that one. That one shorter. Play this one. This one's pretty good. That's from the guest digital network. Oh, like this. Do you know what I'm going to do to you? Uh-huh. Guest is your network. Oh, like this. Do you know what I'm gonna do to you? Uh-huh.

Oh. Oh. Fuck. Ha, ha, ha. That's pretty funny. What's her name? Oh, I don't know. That was, uh, that was funny.

Who's all right? I don't want you to ob, uh, that was funny. Who's all right? I don't want you to rob her Kelly. I mean, no, do it. I'll do it. Here's what you do with our Kelly. He took the real interview and then he put it like a game show and he's the game shows and it's pretty fucking funny. I may way don't gonna watch this whole thing now.

I'm shut up. He's gonna be a game show. Turn it up. Come to me. I'd love to be a game show. You could easily do it. There's nothing. You could do it. You could work on your voice and you could do it. It's stink martingale.

Laugh. Oh, sorry. Take your right. Three-time grandma opener. Let's be honest, man. You're in trouble. Your legal fees are astronomical and there's no way you can afford them. Thankfully, you've come on the one talk show where we pay your legal fees for life.

Huh? That's right. All you have to do is answer the trivia questions and complete the physical challenge. Now, I'm going to warn you, this game gets very stressful. Are you ready? Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's do it.

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Five times one. Two times three and a hundred divided by two. Go. Four, five, six, 50. Correct again. So good. What a problem. six, fifty. Correct again. That you are. Okay, question number three. Complete the popular phrase. Blank is every boy's first hero. They was described a little suffer.

Sorry, the answer we were looking for was a dad. A dad. Four was a dad. Oh, dad. For my f***ing life. Yo, tell me when the f***. All right, calm down. Now, usually I don't do this, but go ahead and sit down and I'll give you one more shot. I hope this camera keep going.

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excuse me well it would appear that the stakes just got higher we just received word that while we've been doing this interview an additional 68 women have come forward okay here we go the physical challenge the exclusive will pay your legal fees for life. If you can just... Oh my god, this is so easy. All you have to do is hog-tie anybody here. I don't know how to hog that people. I'm so fat. You're mistaken. Well, it was funny, dude.

Now there's too many to ignore. My mind's telling me no. What? I gotta ask. What are you planning on doing now that you've lost? Right now, I just think I need to be a monster and whole girls against a wheel, chain them up in my face and don't let them keep them.

And unless they need some shoes down the street from the alcohol. All right, well, we're gonna take a quick break while we inform the police We'll do right that. It's funny. I'm not going viral. No, no, it's my Why don't you that's funny. Thank you send it to me. I'll tweet it. Thank you, Rich It's really funny and I shot that by himself the front of a green screen

It was apartment. I even was my own camera. When that little card gets handed out of frame, that was my own hand. I just made it low and just kind of handed it to myself. It's kind of crazy. It freaks me out when I watch it. It's literally my hand coming into the frame to take the cue card. It's really good. I should have read credits on those. Why do you pursue in comedy when you're so good at this? Well, I'd like to think that was comedy. Why do you... We love the tragedy of doing it. Yeah, wonderful.

Why on your dates page on your website do you have a Tignitaros headshot? Every single time I come on this podcast, you talk about that picture. Last time you said I had the green wristband because I couldn't get in. That's pre double messing to me. Yeah. You look like a sick Ray Romano.

Okay. Wow. I don't know. I fucking have my laptop. I'm scared. Well, I had anyways, there he is right there. But it was dates.

I try to get you, well, you're at Mahingen Sun the week before me or something, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to be there with Julia McCullough. I'm headlining the Wednesday and Sunday rich. That's called a little. That's called a middle. It is, but I have it is still, you know, middle with benefits. Exactly. Don't take this from me, Robert. It's a great club. I like that room. Yeah. I do. It is. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. I'll be in LA, the end of April. So there's all LA dates. I check it a lot. I like it a lot. I'll be in LA, the end of April.

So there's all LA dates. I check them out. What's the website? Mikefinicomedy.com or listen to Irish Goodbye podcast. It'll be great at I am Mike Fini on social media. Do you do that with Mike something? Canon. I thought I mean, you were all here. Are you kidding? I was in a room with Mike.

It's timing for you probably. Mike, we all went snorkeling. It's so fun snorkeling. It was snorkeling. It was so fun. And then Mike can and took his shirt off. And I almost went, I almost ran down the beach. Why?

Because his chest looks like a face. What do you mean? His nipples are too close together. And it's, you told him that his nipples are too low on his body and he texted me saying he's gonna saw off his own chest because he's at that and his nipples like a like forages to and the hair is weird so when you look at it it looks like it's just looks like somebody who's just be selling food at a deli I think there's a picture with the shirt off on his Facebook oh it's but. It might be a while.

Anyways, I got bags. Yeah, yeah, you're fine. If you want to subscribe to my YouTube channel, I'm just going to see a marriage or one to rip it off. What's your YouTube channel? YouTube.com. Like that. Should I be so nice to everyone?

I know. Yeah, fuck up. Mike Finicomini. Follow Mike Finicomini. Mike Finicomini. Mike Finicomini. Follow Mike Finicomini. Mike Finicomini. Um, anyways, I am, uh, don't get to go first. Sometimes we switch it up. Okay. This weekend, I'll be, he knows like, it's like people are tuning out quickly. Good weekend. It's not going to last. We're still here. I'm getting it in this Thursday through Saturday. I'll be at the funny bone in St. Louis next weekend. Harrisburg comedy zone. Go to richfoss.com

booked up forever. We got a big tour coming up. We shut up. I just say that one. Oh, now you did. He's got. I didn't say anything. I can't keep anything bottled up. No. I say to him, push it down, shove it down. Just shove it down until it comes to fruition. Yeah. What was that? We already did one. No.

Shut up. Okay, I'm not saying anything. You keep saying stuff. I'm not saying anything. God, you think these people are smart enough to fucking... If anything, he's alluding. Rich alluding is like, looting is like this my character looting is a story telling technique. Yeah, oh, Fini. Yeah, that's any new young comment.

I don't have any loyalty to anybody who is like trash and rich and he's trash and you do is just trying to be friends. I'm trying to get in here. You know what I'm saying? You got your you guys went through a fucking divorce six times on this episode. He's doing this now he's doing Brian regan Myself is trashing everybody that I know Quickly apologizing and asking if they still like me angry So see get that freckle in your arm remove Wait, where's your one frackers? Oh, look it looks like the North Star

I'm going to move this kind of thing. Yeah. Where's your one frack? Look at it. It looks like the North Star. That's a mole. That's a freckle. That's a mole. That's not a freckle.

Body. Oh, we got to go. Oh, why? Where are you going? No, there you go. We have to 12. I know you're stuck. I know you're stuck.

I know you're stuck. I know you're stuck. I know you're stuck. Listen to what? Listen to what? I know you're stuck. Listen to what? I know you're stuck. I know you're stuck. Listen what we do. But this is the way it happens. This is the way my podcast rolls.

You can leave anytime you fucking want. I want to do my any time you want. Then shut the shut up. I put some time in it. You get some. And this is the way it happens. If you don't like it, then you can bail and I will write them. Text them to me. I'll give them to you. I'll do it.

My plugs. Robert Kelly live.com. Actually, Gabby, where are you this weekend? Look how much she loves me. I know you run this. Look at it. Look how much she loves you. I love her. She's amazing. She would love to. Listen, you understand? She would dump me in two seconds. If you went, hey, can you help with our podcast on Tuesdays at nine o'clock? Gabi will go. I'll see you later. Let me get my coat. Yeah. She's fucking, she'd be gone in two seconds. Yeah. I do it. Take her. No, do it. I wouldn't do that to you because she's the

best thing that's ever happened to you. Wow. Wow. Can you say that one more time? Wow, Mike. I would love if you did in the MP Arvelis. Mike. What about Mike? Yeah, he is the best thing that's ever happened. What about that? Can we put that in the intro? Bobby. I'll go stress factory. I have not, I'm not, it's not my time. Wait, wait for the king. I am at the stress factory, May 16th and 17th and I love people Every time for everybody Come on I'll see you next Wednesday and keep you mouth shit. What's next Wednesday? Oh, I'm gonna do your show. I hate I'm in town. I hate you to a little pants again. I hate you The boss Jimmy

Please Please listen to the podcast my wife hates me. It's legitimately, legitimately one of the funniest podcasts out there. It has been from this time. They started it. And it's one of my favorite podcasts. Because of you, but no, I fucking listened to it all the time. It is. It should be have the biggest podcast on the night on iTunes. It's hilarious. Bye, Bobby. Thank you. Bye guys. I'll see you later. Um, um, I'm time to shine.

Yeah, it's so great if they have literally anybody else walked in. If Gabby and Mike just really killed it right now, yeah, we just went on. I'm willing to take that chance. Yeah, I know. I guess end people. Well, we'll see what happens.

I have a story about a pond with some Asians. What happened? Why? Do you have a story? No, I think I'm about a boss's story. Do you have any stories, Mike? I do, but they're sad. What?

I love the honesty. Oh my god. I do, but they're sad. What? I love the honesty. Oh my god. A dog with a mole. No, it's a tumor. See? I'm sorry. He's doing great though. He actually is doing really well.

And it's on this weekend. Really? You got all the stuff removed off his eyes. His eyes are perfect. Yeah. What else? It's shrinking now because of two-morn as neck. They took it out. No, it's too close to his artery

But he's doing good. Well, how was it shrinking? It's like a goiter. No, like we had an Stereo treatment. It's actually smaller than when it was so he's gonna live. Oh, yeah, he didn't live Oh, was he gonna die at any point? Possibly he couldn't see because those things in his eyes were literally making his eyes close So now it's great. Now it runs around. He's awesome. Good. That's great, man. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah. That makes me happy. Kyle grooms is fucking out of the hospital. Nice. Who, uh, a comic who had a two-month-old as brain has two beautiful young girls or wife. And they found that they found a fucking two-month-old as brain. And the comedy world and the world

and all the big names came to his aid and raised over $85,000. That's eye-weighted to get my money till he got it. And so just to make sure, I just, you know, I was there. That's okay. I was there, I gave that little extra push. Yeah. Same thing with Jason Sines too.

They just did the benefit yesterday for him. Oh, Jason Sines. Oh, cool. I'll extra push. Yeah. Same thing with Jason Sines too. They just did the benefit yesterday for him. Oh, Jason Sines. Oh, okay. Can we plug that? Yeah. Yeah. Cause I think Rebecca wanted me to plug that. They did that yesterday, the benefit in three different cities.

I believe it was, but they've, they've raised so much money. Yeah. 192, he was, he fell through a skylight at a party and I believe broke his mind. He almost, he almost, he broke his spine. He almost didn't survive a couple of times. He had a lot of infections and surgery complications. And now I think he's finally getting out of the hospital. But what do you mean a five on the, he was in LA?

It's LA. They're all in fucking rooftop parties. He did sue. I don't, I don't know where that whole thing is ended up, but he's, I don't know if he's going to be able to walk again. Oh my god. So it's pretty, it's pretty brutal, but he just started doing physical therapy. Yeah.

So is he going to want? As he wants. I know he's the guy that always made those really funny signs and put them all over the place. Like it would be like one of those like dance mid-teens you guitar kind of signs that you'd pull a tab off, but they would always be like hilarious things instead. It's really fun.

I don't know about any of that. Yeah. He was always, he was like, he started out at the creek. I mean, like he was always, I met him at the creek, but so they raised, they reached his goal. They still need more. Well, I think they always need more because he has, it was something crazy. Like his health insurance was going to kick in like two weeks later. And it happened. He started a new job where his health insurance just didn't kick in. So he had zero health insurance. I mean, he's been in the hospital for months, I think, between that and all the surgeries. So I mean, I don't think anything you guys could give

is always going to. I mean, I already gave to Kyle and that's pretty much all I give this year. But I mean, God God bless you to just said no No, all right, there you go right there. What's the what is it? Signed spines Michael, can you retweet that it will be on the Definitely it will be on the Instagram all the social media So one thing about comedy man everybody seems like they're like out to get one another It's a very doggy dog business, but when somebody gets hurt, it always seems like we fucking,

or when someone's in bad health, it seems like everybody kind of comes together, which is like the one time that happens. Well, because we don't have a fucking union. Right. You're not an actor. You're not a writer who has, they have great unions that you can get health care through. And, you know, comics were, it sucks because we can't come together because it's individual thing. It's not a group thing. And there's acting though. Yeah, but you need a cast.

You can't just act in a fucking sitcom alone. You can't just act in a movie alone for the most part. But Tom Hanks and Castaway. Yeah, but he had a fucking, he had a lot of people. You did have a ball. He did have Wilson. What I'm saying is is that comics, we tried to do it in New York. We tried to do a union.

And as soon as we were like, you know, fuck the, we're not working your club, the batter comics, we're like, I'll do it. So they're just like, I fuck it. We'll use these assholes. And they just undercut. So the, the, you know, everybody jumped to spot. So guys who were like MCs became middleers, guys who were just, you know, new became MCs

and the shows were shitty and, you know, you think that would be bad, but that depends on the type of club, right? Because there's, I mean, there's a, there's at least four clubs in New York City that works that still do that. They don't pay anybody. They work with exclusively open micers and they essentially just do a turn do that. They don't pay anybody, they work with exclusively open micers and they essentially just do a turn in burn. They don't ever want repeat business.

Yeah, of course, and that's opposed to that. But that's why they're the shittiest clubs in the city. But that would work if people stopped working those clubs. If as comics, we were under one union and we were like, you can't work that club. You can't nobody can work that fucking club. And if anybody went to work that club, we stood in front of it like, fuck you. There's, there was a crowd out.

There's comics that had late night credits. We just put Vos up from what the half. There's a couple of comments. I always hair out. There's a couple of comments that had late night credits that worked in a comedy club for free on New Year's with they were charging like $500 tickets for it. It's like, well, you're just, it's everything that's wrong with. Well, yeah, I mean, think about it. If we were unionized, we could, there'd be no checks bots. with they were charging like $500 tickets for it's like well, you're just it's everything that's wrong with well

Yeah, I mean think about it if we were unionized we could there be no check spots We could just tell clubs you cannot have check spots. It would be more catered to everything we need There'd be monitors on stage Everything would be everything would be perfect for us like the stage union writers in the actors union. I mean We get nothing and then later in life, we get garbage. Yeah. There's no, you got no retirement. I mean, you just go into a cruise ship until you grab your chest and fucking die. I mean, think about that. I mean, it's one of my biggest fears in life. And it's one of the saddest things, but it's just that you can still make good money

in your 70s doing comedy on ships and shit. You can just go and tell jokes and you know. Yeah, security is a difficult try not to think about that. Yeah, well, you can't think about it. Now you guys don't give a fuck. You guys, what do you need a key? You need a, that's what I'm saying. That's all you need. Yeah, I mean, now, but then shit like this happens and then, and then what the fuck, you know?

Well, then you make decisions in life to become a different person. Yeah. And, you know, and that's it. It's what I say all the time, you spent your whole young career trying to be famous and rich and you will be happy then when you could just be happy now. You can just do things. So I love Ari. Ari will just, and I love Patrice too. Patrice would just quit. I'm not doing comedy. Ari will just go, you know, four months

you just shut his phone off, change his path, and just went and lived life. If you know, I love that shit. You know, it's, already definitely shows that you can travel and still be a comedian in a life experience. So it does, it does, it does, somebody's sort of you saying, I can be Ari. Right.

I can just be me. I'm not a, I'm not a comic. I'm not a, you know, I'm not, this isn't all I am. I'm not just waiting for somebody to give me a shot or make a millions of gazinies of dollars, you know, I'm not, this isn't all I am. I'm not just waiting for somebody to give me a shot or make a millions of gazines of dollars, you know? You just go do shit now. Just go do it, fuck it.

But when you're 60, 70, and you don't have fucking that, you don't have health insurance, that's when you would be scared. Yeah. I think, I mean, this is sad as fuck though, but it's brutal. No funbies. Great fucking thing. Yeah.

I mean, thank God for that. Seriously, it's $192,000. Yeah. It's unbelievable. I mean, their goal still looks like it's 300,000, but still, I mean, that's, you know, imagine if they didn't have go of fun with what would be without that. I wonder what they came up with that goal, three and a thousand. What is that for? I think they just cued up the amount of medical expense. Again, every day you're in a hospital

is what, like, thousands of dollars plus he's had, I don't even know. I mean, you can probably read in the thing. I don't know how many surgeries he's had. Plus, then he got out and he went to physical therapy. Then there was complications. He had to go back in for more surgeries. I mean, he's had, he's probably had over six surgeries. I would have got to overestimate me and do these things. Yeah, because like my sister did one. Right. And she underestimated it. And she got the money right away, but you can't really

have for more. Yeah, you can't read. You're just stuck in a pickle. Is like, I needed, I need five. Yeah. She got like three or something. She's like, dummy, you should have put five. Yeah, put 10. Yeah, put as much as yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It gives a fuck. Anyways. I go check it out. That's sad.

I feel like I'm doing these every week. I feel like I'm it's been a lot lately. There's been a lot of fucking. Yeah. shitty stuff coming up. But that's what I'm saying. The good news is that all the cut we kind of come together. You know, I mean, you're promoting. You don't even know him. You know, we'll comment on the fans. What? The comics and the fans want to be a sport? Eating me favorite. You sit up because I'm gonna throw up. Um, yeah, you just did torso like that. Like a mountain.

Swallowing your head. Everybody's fucking tired, right there. Fucking nickel. It's because it's hot. It's very hot in here. It's hot. You're not sweating. I'm sweating sweating the back of my ears will leaking Still not yeah

Why don't you open the fucking window there's a window You're a dirty Arab We open the windows over and over to be put you've got to put your phone on the bag You got to put your phone on the bag because they're doing the comedy song. I don't give a fuck I'm the my ears are sweating My nose is running Not everybody can live in dirt and heat like you You have fucking Jose. You're sweating at all. Who is he's not sweating? This is the grub in this shit

You grubbed the fucking fucking with lizards and he didn't dirt in the back. With lizards. Fucking on a squeaky swing set in the back. Are you not hot? You have a jacket on. No, he's not hot. He loves these. He hangs out and gays disco. Um, my god. Any more questions about a rumor for me? We never talked about the ostrich.

Yeah. Oh, the fucking ostrich, man. Yeah. She told me to be careful with the fucking goddamn camel. Now, when you were backing up to that thing, what was your plan before it bit you? I just didn't think it was, I didn't think it was going to bite me. I thought it might kind of come over to me. Yeah.

Like, you know, hello. Yeah. Like what's up? Follow me on Instagram. Yeah. Like I fed off. I've done ostrich, come over to me. Yeah. You know, hello. Yeah. Follow me on Instagram. Yeah. Look, I've done a ostrich. They have an ostrich from there. And I've done it before. And I fed them and they just come up and kind of on. And this clock soccer had it. He had a vendetta out from my head. Did you see him? His eyes were black. Yeah, that's why I saw him like, whoa, what the fuck is that? Yeah, you're like, dawn, which he was mad at me. You saying, whoa, right? Before the picture is the funniest, that's the funniest part of the whole thing, because you can get the realization of you going, this is not going to be what I wanted it to be.

Then I yelled out, he bit me and the lady was just like, it's like, what kind of zoo is that? But also, if you were, if you were the lady and you saw a guy with a selfie backing up towards an ostrich and it bit it, wouldn't you go, good, it's what you're fucking get. She from Boston. That's me. That's me doing. I'm trying to bring the characters out. You know, here's the thing. This farm is an, you know, I don't think there's that two people working there because I remember we were, we walked up to like, I think this quarantine section that's not really cut off This is there was like a quarantine. There was like a section up that we're walking up a max And I was saying we were there was this one pen with a bunch of different animals in it

It was like a fucking emo and a sick kangaroo and A hock could you point could you point out a difference between an emo and an ostrich and a line of smaller than really? I've never seen. But it was just the weird thing like the kangaroo was all fucked up and it was just all sick animals. And then there was like one cage with just an angry monkey. Emo was bigger. Now, Emo is right there smaller. It's just taller. Emel is right there smaller. Oh, excuse me. Just taller. Yeah.

But, yeah, and some of the animals got out. What do you mean? There was a whole pen full of goats and just one of the baby goats was just out. And then there was a bowl, a fucking bowl. With horns? Mother fucking bowl. And behind just a regular like wooden fence. And he came up and he was eating carrots out of my hand. You know, big a bull tongue is and I was so grossed out because he was licking the other cows pussy.

He was like licking her ass hole. Cow pussy? He's a bull. Go for him. He was licking the cow pussy and then he came over and licked the carrot out of my hand and I was like, I got fucking cow pussy on my hand. Oh my God, that tongue looks like a fucking salamander. You take that and you cook it in a crock pot. It's amazing.

It's count what? Yeah, well, no fucking Mexicans, okay? Isn't it like, do what people do it to? Isn't it rubbery? I've never heard of that in my life. Do that. I'm not sure. You're not really Jewish.

That's what I mean. I'm not saying that. Have you done that? I'm not saying that. Have you got that? Answer hate crime. That's a hate crime. I was fond of it's fun. Were you there? I'm sorry.

You're not practicing is what I meant by that. Never mind. You have no idea what I do. Do you practice? No, I do what I do. Do you practice? Absolutely not. I'm going to say Gabby's absolutely Jewish because the way you just made yourself a victim that fast.

Let's ring up. Yeah, 100% vagina. You have no idea what I do. Do you go to church? No, right? No, never. Never. Never. Never believe in that. Horset. Listen to me. I needed that money. Who's your main guy? Isch Miles? I don't know. I still use it as a bit. Yeah, who's your main guy is my else? I don't know. I still use it as a bit. Yeah. Ox tongue. Oh, Jesus.

Ox tongue is amazing. What is it? It seems like it would be very rubbery. Nope. I don't think I could write. No, yeah. It's unbelievable. It's like carnitas. You have to take out the outer skin that it that much. If you go to a real Mexican truck in like San Antonio

or whatever, face tongue face Barbaco face yeah, barbaco it's so good. That's what barbacoa is yeah Meet the best cheek. I ate a pig head once The whole head yeah, how on bread hungry Yeah, I'm too desperate. I'm like an asshole. That stuck in the two pieces of wheat bread and fucking mushed it. And brain.

They come out with it on a big pig head on a plate. You're going to call like two hours ahead of time. It takes a long time or four hours or like that. And then you come in and they bring the big head out and you just pull meat off. And the eyes are gone though. I ate the eye. No, you did. are gone though. I ate the eye. No, you did. It tastes like an olive oil. You can't, I never have.

It tastes like a hard marble because they cooked it. Does it squish when you do pop it? It's a jaw breaker. If it was a bigger, if it was a suckling pig. It's like that and that. It was a bigger pig probably. I ate brain, you be brain. Yeah, I just said that.

I, it's too hot in here, you get? I brain you be brain. Yeah, I just said that It's too hot near Well, I can get for it. I can see you're just gonna like you look like you're in the 14th round of a fight We need like a washcloth. I do it. Well, it's funny because you do in the show and we were so energy I was so energetic in the front and then came out hot and then Vos and Bonnie, they are fucking so funny. And then there was a certain point where her energy heard mood swung, you know, and then Vos is like, I gotta let go. And then I was just staring at her face when she was talking at one point.

So so hot. I was just like, I was just letting you guys talk because I didn't have any. They talked for 30 uninterrupted minutes. No, neither you nor I spoke when they went on that. I was too hot. And this fucking sand person. Oh my God. Good saying.

What? That would have been bad. What was they going to say? I know what you were going to say. What were you going to say? We all know what you were going to say. You say sand chink. You know what you're going to say? Sand chink. say. What were you gonna say? We all know what you were gonna say. You're saying San Chink. You know what you're gonna say? I was gonna say San Chink.

Yeah. What I said, I'm sure. Yeah. You guys are such pieces. So you would never say that. Hey, what are you mind? Yeah, I was gonna talk about the fucking same people from far away.

Yeah, the same people from far away. Yeah, the same people from far away. Zach, Zach, Zach, talk. Yeah, I, talk. Yeah, you have the mic right there. You're fucking fruit loop. It's coming. No, my sound guy. Why?

Why is it? Zach, yeah. Why did you not open the window? It they make noise. And then we hear that noise up here. What's the noise? Just random city stuff. I'd we hear that noise up here. What's the noise? Just random city stuff. I'd rather hear that ambiance, then fucking four,

fucking tired comedies. And then watching me sweat on high death, watching my ears drip from on the headphones. Can we get a GoPro on the back of the chair? That's only the back of the head. Well, it's also, yeah, you got a leather back thing too. So when you put your head back, just radiating me. Is it wet?

No, your chair now. No, GoPro, but didn't fly. No, yeah, it really didn't. It's wrong. It's wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no said no, he could have said yes, he couldn't. I tell you what was a freaky thing with Max this week. He for the first time ever in my life. He was playing with other kids and not not me in the pool. Oh, did that make you say no, I was very happy that he because Max is so sociable. He'll walk up to everybody at the pool and in and in fucking this parents. I Don't get it. There's a dad and his little son Whatever and they're throwing the ball or whatever it is and Max will come up and like hey Can I play and they'll look at him the dad?

be like The answers yes fuck face right the answer is yes, fuck face. Right. The answer is always yes. It's never fucking no. There's no pause. There's no fucking um. The answer is always immediately 100% as fast as you can. One of five year old walks up to you and says, can I play to you? Fucking Creighton, it's yes.

And this fucking guy, um get not I get you fuck. It's a and you shit kid saying I guess to a five year old is insane. Yeah. But there's also got to be so good. That's what happens is that's when you lose your, we all I feel like we're that age where we had that confidence. You woke up to everybody. But then there's some point where someone does some shit like that and then the not all kids have that Michael. There's a lot of kids. If you look at when you have a kid, you're going to start looking at other kids. Yeah, you're going to be in a situation where you're going to see parents. You're going to be other kids and you're going to be like, wow, these other kids are fucking garbage. They're garbage kids. And you like, this is why the world's trash because of these parents just

passed on their horse shit social skills. They didn't pass on, they didn't change or evolve for their kids. They just handed them shit again. I mean, go to a fucking playground, go to a pool and observe. It's mind boggling. My kid would walk up to what? I was just saying, are you suggesting that we just go to a place? Oh, say, don't do fucking, don't do sign language. I was a podcast. Well, you're doing side podcast.

I was fucking, and he's giggling. I was raising my hand, so. Yes, say you know my phone. You're not your fucking English teacher. Mr. Kelly sorry. Sorry. You suggested we just go to a pool and watch kids. Not you. Yeah. Well, you said that's what we should do it. But I'm saying is that not all kids are the same You think when you have when you don't have kids you think look I talk the same thing I thought when I had a kid I bring them to the park and they just play I literally thought that I thought you just bring

You kid to the pool and other kids just take over That's what I think because in your brain. That's what you think you did. Yeah, but it's not what happened You go to the parent and say can Mike's kid play with your kid? I have. And I've gotten, I've literally had to walk up to Max. Hey, Max, these people don't want to play with you. I've had to walk up and go, they, they don't want to play with you and go nice and just walk away in a pool. Yeah. Yeah. They don't want to play with you. And Max, Max, we talked about this on the podcast. Max is on a playground crying.

I'm what's wrong. Those girls don't want to play with me. And Max will walk up, hey, my name is Max. What's your name? Can I play with you? The nicest kid in the fucking world. And I don't understand it just because he's my kid. He just gets really him and these fucking kids.

But there are kids that are great too. And he finally found, he finally found some good people, like some good kids, man. And he was playing, wanted nothing to do with me. I have a picture of him. He goes, Dad, he's playing with all these kids. Little black kid, little chubby black kid, his mom worked at the towel thing, I guess, on Saturdays,

you know, whatever he comes to work with mom. Okay. And then there was this other little kid that was there with, you know, whatever he comes to work with mom. Okay. And then there was this other little kid that was there with, you know, on vacation with his mom and Max. And he met me, just goes to add Camille. And he brings me over to the bar. As soon as the bar opens in the pool bar

and he goes, can you buy us some drinks? Buy us some drinks. I know what you want. He goes, get us those, the horror, the 20-dose, I go to the hurricane. He goes, yeah, yeah, hurricane, get us, the 20, those, I go, the hurricane, he goes, yeah, yeah, hurricanes, get us hurricanes. It's like a fruity, whatever.

I go, can I have three virgin hurricanes? And then he goes, okay, they bring them, they go, okay, did I give us some privacy? Wow. Yeah, he goes, give us some privacy, push me away. To that break your heart. No, dude, I got to go fucking sit on a chair. You're nuts now.

Yeah, but even when you're sitting on a chair, don't you gotta be watching them? You gotta, of course you're watching, but dude, I was in the pool with him last year, all the time. And I was in the pool a lot now this year too, but I got to let him play a little bit. It's so good when you see your son, hanging with another kid, being social.

You get to see what type of person they really are. Right, right, right. You really, look man, you get to see who they are. And my kid is a good kid. Not selfish shares his toys are a good guy. Doesn't take shit. Good guy. Cool guy.

I really love to have a beer with him. It's like you're talking about a comic that's not funny. I'm a nice guy. Speaking of comics, yeah. I really fucking stayed on the mic the whole, the whole podcast. Oh, yeah, I even use it a lot. You're too hot to throw. We have the clean it. I feel bad. I think I wipe my nose with it. Oh my god. We're gonna get a new bomb,

Dana. If the dude was out there, please make another one. We're gonna get another one. Anyways, it was playing with him was great. But not there was one there's one point where we were fucking snorkeling and we were out over, we went out over our heads of fucking dumb move. And he started flipping out. And I was like, Max just relax. And he's a great swimmer. He swims like a fish. He, but something happened. And then I got a cramp in my fucking fat leg. And I, and I was like, Max, and he wouldn't, he was trying to, he was trying to get on my back. And he would have drowned me.

I would have fucking 100 man. And I went under a couple of times and I had to, I had to relax and then I had to come up and go max. I had to go knock it off and snap them out of it a little bit. And I grabbed his arm and I put him on his back and I had to go in and it was a little fucking freaky man. It was a little scary. That's really scary. That's the first thing they teach you in your life. It's like you always have to push them away from you onto the ref because other the first thing people do is they literally push your head under to try and get a breath.

I have in a five year old just panicking and just step it on your head. He has no idea. I take a gop water. I'm fucking I'm just picking him surfing you into shore. I'm too hot to fight back. This is my favorite. This is Dossile Kelly. We got.

Anyhow, Gabby, what do you got going on? How's the fucking life in the shed? It's going good. I mean, like two more weeks, I would say. The fuck, it's been a month. Guess what? You said it was gonna be done with that back.

I had to take another job of what? She works for body. She's a fucking job. Two weeks. I'm answering body's emails. I scrub her floor. What are you doing? What the floor. What are you doing? What the fuck?

What are you doing? I need to redo the whole beginning. Why? The whole opening. Because it's a new show. What? It's okay. The intro.

What new show? Oh, yeah. When is it going to be? Next month, Liza Colby from Liza Colby Sound is on live from the fat black. The next series of live from the shed, check it out on patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. April, just began. You know, it can't be next month. That's a whole month.

I meant this month because I forgot it's April. See, you're wrong a lot of the times. So you're very confident. I don't know. You confidence bugs everybody. Next month, a lot shut the times, but you're very confident. I don't know. You confidence bugs everybody. Next month, a lot, shut up. It's this month. It's in two weeks in two weeks.

A monster. You are a monster. You're such a victim. Why are you going to be a victim? Why am I a body is going to poach her? And that fucking outfit you look like a person I match. That should tell you something. I'm never a victim. I'm a fucking I'm look like. Kristen, I match. That should tell you something. I'm never a victim. I'm a fucking I'm not. Stop looking balls.

Licking balls. Yeah. What do you mean? The disco ball you licked. Wow, that's a rogue reference. Yeah, it's your. That is a photo shoot for my monthly show, Jiggy with it. First Wednesday of every month at the way station. If you're listening live, it's tomorrow, Mike's on 8.30 p.m. at the way station. Follow me on Instagram, at Gabby is Brian. All right. What do you got, Mike?

At Mike Abruci on everything. I got a podcast called A Little Time that you can download everywhere. And I mean, I'm like, literally said, what do you got Mike and I stared right at Mike's face? You haven't looked at me the whole episode. I don't know it everywhere. And I mean, I'm like, literally said, what do you got Mike and I stared right at Mike's face? You haven't looked at me the whole episode. I don't like you.

That's fine. I remember when the first episode you came on here, when he was out of town, you were like, this new Mike, he's the best Mikey. I fucking fucking fucked. You fucked the other Mike. He helped me dead. He had to shut me figured Mexican out of the water.

I'll never, he'll never, I love this guy. The honeymoon period is over. Yeah. We don't even look in the eyes when we fuck anyway. Yeah, but you told me you don't want to see you. You're thinking your pinkies are getting dangerously closer together when you have your endemic. I can't have a, you know, like your hands are so tan.

If you don't like tits, your hands are a Bobby. I know I, I get dark, dude. I get dark. My whole body gets dark. You know, you'll dude. I get dark my whole body gets dark You know, you'll never okay me You're gay and I'm gay You just lost All right, what's up? Well, she get um, that's I'm at my cabrissi and I got my podcast cut a little time and I'll be on Gabby showed him our own and I'll probably be funnier than I was tonight

You're pretty good look. It's hard to be fun. Guys, listen, I mean, you're not that funny. No, no, no, no, you're funny dude. You everybody's funny. It's a hard show to be funny on, man, especially when rich and bonny are here. That's a fucking, it's a tough thing,

and everybody does great, except anyways. What do you got, Mikey? Follow me on Instagram. It's all for me. It's all for me. Now I feel bad. and everybody does great. Except anyways, what do you got Mikey? Follow me on Instagram. It's my face hair. Oh, now I feel bad. I can't. Jesus Christ.

What an asshole Kelly. Who goes like this? Why is it hair nice? Do you like his hair? Is that on your Tinder match? Is it manged your thing? I'm sorry. What? Do you it? I'm on Tinder right now. You should be. No, no, I'm just taking stabs in the dark and everything and everyone. I push a Gabby. It's fine. It doesn't

literally affect me at all. And I love you. And that's why we work together. Listen to me. Oh, that was a rich, that was a good thing. She came in with a line and then said the positive thing right after. I hope she gets a gig with Bonnie. What? Yeah, with Bonnie. She's gonna work. Oh, she's gonna leave me in two seconds.

No. Sorry. You have a stable. There's like 37 people here. I got no. I'm the only guest that's still here. I guess. Nothing.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. And you're going to make sure of it. Bobby's in my new film. Look out for that too. What the fuck? I can't fucking do.

Sorry, sorry. No, that's fine. It's called morning morning film. And Bobby's that kind of thing. I just got the second cup back. You're so funny. It's so good. That's why your life from the shed is taking a while.

That's true, actually. That's why your life from the shed's taken a while. That's true. Actually, that's a key not bring key and not not be a fucking and put you sleep. I can't that I knew it. They're they're they're they were made this way. Look, it's fucking so into it. I hate it. It's the only thing I don't like about it. You got to share those made gay. I didn't know until I bought it. But it was yeah. It was on the mannequin. He was blowing a guy. until I bought it. But it was, yeah. On the mannequin, he was blowing a guy. So far, at Mike B. Swarant, I always do that. I'm so sorry. I'm used to it. Oh my God.

Dressedically under appreciation. Mike, you have a nice beard. Well, it's okay. It's, no, no, no. Take the compliment. Physically, yeah. It takes comment. How fun. How's Mike's video? It was great. I'll be featuring for you.

First one got nothing at Uncle Vinnie's. Oh, yeah. oh, fuck yeah sweet. In July. Yeah, yeah, with boss in August. I got some more dates coming up. Just look at me. I mean, so I Instagram that we show on up on there. All right. That's it. All right, Mikey. It's so hot. We have a can we announce that tonight? We have a can we announce that tonight? Can't we we can be should we do it at human pieces the E is a three becky amazing no no, no, what's something else? We stopped we stopped taking charge We're talking about you were kind of like so we're taking talking about something else. We're discussing something. Stop with your feminist thick woman horse shit. I don't think that anything. I got her. She's my fucking.

I was trying to cover for you. So you got to get her out. That's it. She said she needed help and then she jumped in. Fucking cuck. Did you look at it? I did. You like it? I love it. Oh great. I think it looks great. Let's do it. Let's talk about it.

You don't even know what the fuck we're talking about. I know we're announcing it. Gabby told me. Gabby. When do you want to release it? Right now. I mean, what? Abit night.

Do you want to do it tonight? Or when do you want to do it? Well, we can do it tonight or we can do it Sunday when it comes out. Sunday sounds awesome. So Sunday when it comes out. Yeah, hell yeah. Remember to be happy.com.

Number two. Say it again. Remember to be happy.com. Remember to be happy. No, you say it. You fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you're the last all. No, I wanted up on the f**k.

All right. I hate you. I hate you. Let her help you. We have everybody's been asking about these t-shirts, the Buddha, the We Are, the dudes, the actual lettering in there and doing it, or you tell her, but don't do it to the microphone please,

because people are here, but I just let her do it. We, I know we're going way too long. People have like 90% of them tuned out. Exactly. They're left one Bonnie and Richel. I should have left. Yeah.

I should just, you guys do it after show, just talk. But anyways, the YKWD logo, people are asking about these shirts that I've been wearing and all the stuff we had on last week. They're ready for you to get them. So, Gabby and Chris have been working their ass. I mean, Becky and Chris, sorry. Always on your mind.

Sorry, keep going. Oh my God. I'm really hot too and I don't. I can't. I don't know. I said, I'm always on your mind. Yeah. Why is that disgusting? Because that's a song that I like from Willie Nelson and I like that you brought up with us. I'm always on your mind. I didn't know how and I know that. The Janana my mind. I'm in a friendship. Why? Why are you making it weird? I'm in a f**k. That's the shirts.

Let him snap his shirt. Shots. Oh. Oh. I'm gonna fake. I like it. Who modeled those? Us. That's us, you have fucking it.

I'm sorry, there's zero heads on it. How would I possibly see? Why is Shots? Why is Shots? Shots should not be blocking me. Fucking assholes. Move the shop down. You don't put it on me.

I'm the guy. You guys are fucking more on put it right over. Block it up up up up up up a little bit more blocking a little bit more. Who put shop there? A little bit more. Who made the fucking website? See, I told you we weren't ready to launch. You didn't improve these things. Can we need to fucking change and we need shop needs to go in the middle. It's a great picture. All right, so change shop, please move it over. So we can see the shit.

Don't fucking go against me. Just fucking you. Are you in that picture too? Yes, everybody's in this picture. What do you do here? I made the shirts. Oh, oh, that's awesome. I'm like designed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and I pressed them. This really is a full operation here, huh? YKWD, we are the dudes and dude Buddha, but wait, dude, Buddha's great. Look at that hoodies. Krayla, dude, Buddha one. Nice. Now, back, tell us about the hoodies. They're middle zipper. They're fleeced on the inside and they're long lasting the vinyl's a thousand wash. So should last a really long time. Super soft, super comfortable. You want this hoodie. And I tell you what that YKWD is the fucking shit. If you're a fan of this podcast, you have to have one of these. I love the dude. I mean, they were amazing. The dude

booted one's awesome. We are the dudes is the shit. And all of them are gonna have the logo on the front, correct? Yeah, if you click on one of them, you can see that. Click on that one. The other side always has a tiny logo on it. Scroll down. You gotta click on the picture.

There you go, look at that. YKWD on the front. So that's amazing. So these are out right now. What's the name of the website? Remember to be happy. The two is numerical. And what a fucking great job you guys did. Thank you. So fans of this podcast go there now. We're going to make a little we should cut this end and put it at the beginning. We'll do a little video at the end, but there you go right there, the website's up. Make sure you go, buy your shirt, buy your hoodie,

your fan of the show. If I see one of my shows with those on, I will give you a big hug and a kiss. That is a guarantee. You want them to buy that? Tch. Tch. Tch.

Tch. Tch. Tch. I mean, is this timing just said that I was pretty spot on? I wouldn't say that. I hate when I got I said you're going to have them available. It shows now. Just through the website.

I know right now we might we might do one. Like if we do a live event down the road, yeah, we might have some, you know, available. We're going to we're going to put it out there for the fans right now. They want you to buy the shirt. That's how you do it, Mike. Yeah. No, no. Chris is one of the motherfuckers involved and back.

They did such a great job. So make sure you go check it out. And that's it, right? And we got, we got Zach. And that's it, right? And we got Zach. What do you got, Chris? Oh, yeah, I do have a sneaker podcast. Oh, yeah. It really does.

Voss really wants to do. And now I want Bonnie to come. It's called Subpodcast. We do it. Remember to be happy studios, Becky Studio, where we make the shirts, me and Lawrence and Loach. Love Lawrence. And at not that chini on all social media, I don't have a job right now.

I quit it so you can hire me to make shit. It's very talented. That's it. Thank you so much. Thank you. That's just a jerk off fest. Everybody's talented. Everybody's awesome. Except for one of us. Zach, what do you got? Zach, the new you got? Zach, the new guy.

How did you how do you fuck that up? We've been doing it's one of my favorite parts of the show. I got a signal me again. God, Zach, what do you got? Zach, can you get? See you next week. You know what?

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