Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Dat Ass Though

Episode Date: July 11, 2016

This week on YKWD: It's a Beige Phillip Takeover! Dante Nero takes the reigns with his crew (Harry Tarjanian, Mara Marek, and Andre Thompson) with featured guest Pete Lee! Professor Nero lends a helping hand to Pete and Lauren, who've been in dire need of help in the game, as of late. Watch/Listen and enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You I Don't I know what the fuck they do Well, it's what I call bitch politics No woman want most of all or more Whatever is they want They don't understand I'm gonna give you the best of me But that I gonna fuck okay one over, the contract is over. Nevermind.

Wrong. Everything you mama said, wrong. Fuck that bitch, dude. But this is some stuff I pulled out of the Bible. Now I don't believe in the Bible. And in the law, I said, man. 2, 11, 15, let a woman learn. Quietly, with all submissiveness, shut your mouth now.

Oh shit, it's the Valtigo down, G-Y-B-B, get your balls back, B-A-B-B, B-B-B, B-B-B, B-B-B, B-W-W-D-D, what would Dante do? And this is a beige fill-up takeover. And I am excited! It's the Valtigo down. we got new rules keep keep the music playing I'll pump it up. I can't do it like corny as white boy Bobby Shit pump it. Why are you so loud we can barely hear all right? Well, we'll tell you sit down in a minute shut up Harry First of all my lovely Lauren. How are you here? Did you hear today? You feeling good, baby?

I'm good to see you. You look nice and close. I like that. People, you good? I'm good, baby. How you doing? That's what I'm talking about. We're so far in this big ass. I gotta say hello, so far you here. Hey, there he is.

That's what today, I'm not gonna shit on Naniyo! How about that? It's gonna be crazy! Stay off for everybody! I'm secondable! Fuck this bomb, Danah! Don't bomb Danah! And, Mora, how are you, sweetie? I'm good, man.

You ready to do this? Are you excited? I am excited. Showered up and everything? Well, that's too far. Alright, sorry, my bad. Okay, come on. And, uh, how are you ready to do this? I'm good, been put my feet up on things in this motherfucker?

It's getting crazy. I think I might take a guitar as a souvenir I feel like I feel like the energy is different. I feel like it's just more More supportive you know me there's twice as many people here. Yeah, well no, it's not twice One extra person. It's only one. And I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna ask all of you to talk over each other. So it feels like why KW did, all right? Andre, you good?

I'm good, man. You read both today or something? No, I refused today. You never thought it. I fucking changed my life because it is. I'm trying to tell you, um, I am excited. We have a special guest, Bayes Phillips in officianado. Give it up for Pete Lee or give it up for Pete Lee.

Thank you for having me here. It's awesome. Have you done Bobby Show before? I've never done a show, but this, I mean, look at that mural of Bobby's head. This is like, if Bobby was like, like Saddam Hussein, or something like that, you're just like, overlooking us. Yeah, the gold statue we had to tear down to get in here. Yeah. What is he's going? There's too many black guys in this fucking studio already.

There's only two. And there's two, there's only two of them. There's only two of them. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two together how are you doing it most of all? I'm doing all right man you saw how I did the very makeshift remix. That's fine that's fine. Well we got the music in we got lovely. I'm ready to rock and roll. Yeah go bow how are you today? I'm good I'm good.

You look well. You look well. It's good to see you. How's your acting doing good? Good. I can tell I was so moved by the last time I was here. Did you acting? I was impressed.

I just want to say that. Thank you. Very supportive. You get me on blackness. Yeah. I'm you know what? I'm gonna make some call my call. J. Spade. Call my boy J. Spade up. And I'll allow Adam. Maybe we can get you a couple of reoccurring. And if you get through that, give it a ring. Give it a ring to 50. Get him on power. Get him on power. We can do that too. Call up the home. Call up the home. People doesn't do HBO. Yeah. Yeah. What else could I do? Maybe I'll just you pink Make you know what? I'm trying to challenge. I'm just got a new movie out. Maybe I can get you to fight him I'll be great. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna get everybody working today

My new agent Anybody wanting thing just come see me Except for you, Andre. Great. And shit up and get everybody more. I need some rings. Can I get some rings? Yeah, rings. I got ring.

You know, I got to be the watch. I appreciate that. Yeah. Well, you look at kind of, I see how your swagger is different when you wear that watch. Absolutely. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just in the rubas. Shout out to Bobby. I love him to death for teasing him. But he wanted me to come in and host and kind of do YKWD. I said it right this time.

Yeah, yeah. That's because I read it off the wall. Yeah. You know what it is. That's what it can't do. And, but we're going to do the Bayesville relationship, so in place of like AWD. I know that we, you guys are used to a specific direction that you go in.

Usually have a format and a lot of production, but we're just gonna, we're gonna wear Pete Lee as a good friend and a friend of the show and we're gonna talk about some, uh, bitches and holes and fucking ill see Lauren. That's my girl. That's my girl. Don't get jealous, Ma'am. There's enough for me for both of you. So Pete, what's going on, bro?

How you been? Well, I just wanna say I'm excited to meet Lauren because Facebook has been like suggesting you as a friend. But your profile picture was so good looking that I was like, that's not a real person. That's like a bot. She's totally a bot. And now that I met you, I'm like, she's a real person that's like a bot she's totally a bot and now that I met you I'm like she's a real person wow we're gonna be friends I say that all it's how supportive it is very nice five it's a different

I don't know why is it bothering me I don't know I'm supposed to be because you're not human we are not gonna bother you. Oh, so that's the only okay consistency. Yeah, that's the consistency. So, let me give you the background of the baseball show. The baseball show was originally the black football show that I did with Patrice on Opian Anthony. And we just wanted guys to learn how to manage the bitch, basically. And we have a few principles. I mean, I actually was a pimped for seven years,

and I was a male stripper for 12 years, and some of you looking at on camera going, how could that be? Well, it was 60 or 70 pounds ago. And when I look out at the Twitter feed, a lot of you motherfuckers don't look that great either, so fucking good. But before you start judging either, so fucking good.

Boy, you start judging me, you get bastards. But um, and so there's a, there's a, there's a few basic fundamental principles. Um, Pete, I like you to tell how we kind of became, like you became a disciple of the social. Yeah. Um, it was, uh, Bobby Kelly actually had a role in it. We were down doing the live from the table podcast and then i was talking about was also on right cast network also we're cross pollinated

across promoting and uh... we were we're on that show and then um... i think dan adaman was like don't take don't take over here he needs some help with his relationship pretty good at it classic Beatley need some help with his relationship Classic pickles And you came some bitch management help I love Dan His girlfriend she's the bees knees, but he doesn't know how to manage her

So you came and sat down and you and then Bobby came and sat down too and then you guys tag team and gave me advice And basically told me that I shouldn't be doing anything that you're doing. Anything you're doing is wrong. Exactly. For most of you guys, everything you're doing is wrong. Well, it's true because everything is so kind of productive to what you should be doing,

because we're taught, mostly we're taught by what women and feminists say that we should be doing, which is exactly, always remember this a woman doesn't know what she wants her pussy does which basically means it's what she wants is a visceral feeling it's a feeling it's not what she says she'll be like oh I like a guy who's a doctor and he has a PhD and I went this and then she rides off with the guy with the scruffy bit on the motorcycle. Right.

With the big dick. So there's basic principles and stuff that we found. You were having some problems with your girl because if you don't know, pee, pee is like the nicest guy on the planet. Like really, this is weird. There's not too many dudes nicer than peeps. Yeah, like I'm not a gentleman. There's not too many dudes nice and impete. Yeah, like, like, I'm not a gentleman, I'm a gentle man.

And which is funny, because pizza badass, too, the pizza got a black belt and talk one over. Yeah, and I kicked boxed and yeah, yeah, I was a professional water skier when I was a kid, I was a professional skateboarder. And like, I'm a daredevil and like, I'm not afraid of physical pain, but like emotional pain. Just emotional pain. And I'm also a suckervil and I'm not afraid of physical pain, but like emotional pain.

And I'm also a sucker for women. I was raised by a single mom. I was always trying to help her out. You didn't talk about that. I didn't know you were raised by someone. Yeah, that's come up recently in therapy. I mean, I always knew that I was raised by a single mom. I didn't just find it out in therapy,

but my therapist was, because I was going through problems with my chick and my my therapist was like, I think you're trying to fix your mom by trying to help her and doing all this stuff but she's like as soon as you stop trying to fix her, she's gonna want to try to fuck you again. Not my mom, my girlfriend. Oh, yeah. That's a win-and-relicious thing. Yeah. I'm glad you cleared that up on me. Yeah, he's just being nice. And I'm his mom. That didn't come up in therapy at all for some reason. Yeah, Peeley's such a nice guy. He fucks his mom. Yeah, that's the one drawback about Pete.

But gently, you do it gently. Jen, I'll buy you a gently. Very romantic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like bubble bath first. He went up to that anyway. Yeah. Oh, I asked one time on our show, I asked Pete,

like, what is the worst thing you've ever done and his response was One time somebody picked the fight with him at the bar and he fucked him up and had to call an ambulance for the guy He fucked up. Yeah, I use his cell phone. I use his cell phone to call 911 So you feel like you use his data minutes. That was the worst thing I've ever did It beats a good dude and Pete's And Pete's girls out of fuck of mine. That's what good dude. And Pete's girls, I don't have a fuck of mind. That's what's interesting.

Which, another thing I always say is that women's logic is based on her, that women's logic and women's truth is based on their emotional state at the time when they're talking. So as their mood changes, their reality changes. And what's funny is you get guys who really have a problem with that because a lot of times guys are trying to, we're trying to treat a woman like you would treat a best friend. Like, so logically, well, I said this and she said that

and I don't, I, will she agree to it? And you're like But she's not doing anything that she said she's agreed to which comes to another rule which is women have integrity Amnesia Yeah, anything they agreed to on the front end has nothing to do with the on the back end because they're emotional state changes and their whole But they're whole physical or factual state of how they perceive things changes and we as Man is supposed to understand these things so that we can manage them. So Chris you you look baffled. I don't know. I know that you're always I'm trying to make sure everything's right and properly I know that's okay. I'm texting him. I'm going to phone so people's actually been on the show I show been on my show as well. We we trying to get him laid, but he won't

Well, I got laid since then so yeah, she did you did call me and tell me that which is the thing that every time somebody gets some pussy they call me up I was like to do like a virtual thumbs up, but I don't but I don't do emojis because emojis are for facts. I had to stop. Don't they told me to stop calling them? He's like, hey, not you don't have to call every time. Wait, wait, wait. At least wait until you're out of the room too. You don't have to meet that phone call. No emojis. So it, what's interesting is Pete was having a really rough time. Yes. Yeah, I was having a really tough time and you came on the show And I don't remember he'd also had a

Marriage not just this relationship. He had a really can you talk about that Pete now? That's still in litigation. Yeah, I still can't try it's the marriage the marriage is over You're gonna get stitches And then you're gonna use my cell phone to call the ambulance, which I don't appreciate. But yeah, I mean, I can say that I was married and I wasn't married, but I still can't talk about like on a microphone.

Like that's like forever. I can't talk about the stuff that she is. What's interesting about that is I can. Yeah. So she cheated on him. Yeah. And she was on him. Yeah. And she was drunk and party girl who cheated on him and didn't appreciate what a nice guy was.

And so there's a lot of guys out there who were really. I was married to Peatley. Yeah. Yeah, but you'd still be fucking him. You're tame comparatively. Yeah, you don't know Mara. These are daytime hours. Like a vampire.

It's the wolf and sheep's clothing. So what's interesting is that, and here's a funny thing. A lot of times I'll be on Bobby's show, and I'll be looking at Lauren and Lauren. She'll be like, yeah, that's, she goes, yeah. And Bobby goes, dude, dude, dude. That was fucked by Lauren. Dude, dude, fuck that Lauren.

She's fucking, fuck you. You like him, act. So whatever. So what's weird is that Lauren has kind of that, that she likes a dude, dude. Yeah, like a man man Yeah, she lights up like when she looks over here There's one face and then she looks at you and she's blowing like iron man's heart Gonna wrap this show up a little earlier than usual guys. I can smell you from here, Lauren.

So like silence in the lamp. Yeah. That's the only thing. She's got creative. I'm gonna lie. You know, that's gonna eat Lauren. Yeah. I like that.

That could happen. That could happen. But it's funny is a lot of stuff is so counterintuitive to what you learn. And that's what happens a lot of times when people have single mothers, they're tearing to teach you how they feel about it. So you should be polite, you should be a gentleman,

you should, I agree with all of those things, all of those things I think are important, but you have to put your happiness first because if you don't put, there's a reason why a man has to put his happiness first because as a man, your credibility and your ability to take care of your woman is attached to your manhood. So you can't be a man, a credible man who Who has a girlfriend or has a wife that's unhappy? Yeah, so her happiness is encompassed in your a wife that's unhappy. So her happiness is encompassed in your happiness. So if you put your happiness first, you need to be a guy who does the things that he likes to do whether it's martial arts or whatever you want to do, whatever you comedy or whatever. But part of that is you being man enough

to keep your woman happy so that you can feel good about being a man. And if you fail on any of those points, then you don't feel like a man. So you have to put your happiness first, whereas a woman, her happiness is based on how she feels at the time. So she'll be happy. And nobody else will be happy. Yeah. But also, I guess I was in a position a few months ago where I was trying to make her happy, try and try and try.

And nothing I could do would make her happy because that's not how it works. So I was really unhappy and then she was super unhappy which makes everybody unhappy. And then I moved out. I'll say, you can move out. Yeah, yeah, I'll update you. So I moved, she was like we should move in together. And so we moved in, but I moved into her apartment, and that's like mistake number one.

It was just like stuffed animals. And like a loop fluff. Yeah, decorative throw pillows, you know, and like that was just my stuff. But it didn't fit. It was a problem, I was like saying. I was like, why can I fit all this crap in her room? Exactly, but so we, I mean, when when I first moved in it was like a celebration

We were fucking all the time it was like so great and like we were we're you know cohabitating and then like as the months went on it was just the sex went down the happiness went down and then finally We got into a big fight Memorial Day weekend and I like moved out. I like it was real dramatic and I was like F***ing I'm moving out and um, then I voice yeah with that voice I was like I I'm moving out. And then I voice. Yeah, with that voice, I was like, I'm really serious about it. But yeah, then I moved out and I started looking for, I stayed with a friend out in Bed-Stuy and then I started looking for a place a week later,

I got a place and then I've been moving into that place over the course of time. But ever since I moved out, like her and I were broken up for a little while and then we moved, I've been moving into that place over the course of time. But like ever since I moved out, like her and I were, we were broken up for a little while and then we got back together and like, but ever since we've like not been living together and been, right, it's better. Yeah, it's, she's having sex with me constantly. Right. Like she respects me.

Like I, I have bound, I'm setting boundaries. Right. So I don't think it's, but do you think it's because he took a stand? Well, it's simple. It's the fact that a manhood is attached to his ability to provide. And so if he moves in with his girl in her place, then he's not providing.

He's living off of her. So as much as that was a great idea when she initially invited you, it's was a great idea when she initially invited you, it's not a great idea because in her mind there's something very visceral about it's like he's living off my shit, he's drinking my, and even if you're splitting the rent, it's her place.

And so she has dominion over that place. And so she feels as though that she's in control. So it's great to have you here because, you know, if you're a good guy and you're connected to your woman, she wants you around and the fact that you're around more is a great feeling. So then all that fucking comes and then all of a sudden when she's sitting back, what I say is when she's laying on the bed and the shadow of the ceiling fan is crushing your face. She's

going, this motherfucker's in my fucking house. He's the shit. Bumass motherfucker. You don't have a place to stay, which is interesting because you had a, I think you said that your old place was, there was like gangs and shit and yeah, it was a gang's or roaches or both. It was gangs, gangs were roaches. Yeah, there were gangs in the building, like it was a bad building in this one neighborhood. Right, you know, and uh, it was sunny side, but it's, it was the corner of, uh, that's where I was born. Really? Yep. Yeah's it was the corner of us were born really yep yeah it was the corner of forty seven

credibility yeah the fuck are you talking about it we got scrapped now to prove it in front of other people we got to work us here nineteen seven scrap anyway interrupted uh...

it's the room, I apologize. Yes, it's still like YKW League. Yeah, this is great. Hold on, shit, stupid. Yeah. That's still right. I like the tension, I think. But yeah, I was a bad building.

And then, yeah, so I moved out of that. I moved in with her. And so the thing I've been getting shit about, like Chris Italia and the guys at the stand have been giving me shit because I looked all around the city I mean I was looking in Brooklyn. I was looking in Manhattan I found a great deal on a one or on a studio apartment that was like newly finished granite countertops One of those sinkheads that comes off and but it's two blocks away from Emily's apartment Oh, and

And Chris and him gave you a hard time. They're giving me a hard time. Did he talk about his round shoulders and round back? Did he say anything about that before he gave anybody shit? Chris looks like a mailbox with a sweater on it. Yeah. Love you, Chris. Love you, Chris. We're going to go to the movies in August.

We see you see a tourist house class? Yes. Yeah, we see that. All right. Chris is one of those guy, I mean, he's my manager, he's my friend, but you could say anything to him, and he's one of those guys that's not impressed. Yeah, Derek Jeter just got 3,000 hits.

You know, I don't know. Yeah, because he's done so much with his life. So, he's a shit on Chris Day. But here's what's interesting about that is like, I don't know exactly what I said, but I think there were situations where she was pushing you. I think we went out to eat.

We went to eat or something. And she was calling you and texting you, oh, no, you had a fight, yes? Yeah, remind me of. We had had a fight earlier that night. And what was the fight about? Oh God, it was probably something dumb. I don't...

I guess it was something that... I don't even remember what that fight was about. It was totally about something that was related to her, like not feeling loved or whatever. And then she picked a fight about some dumb shit. And then I just like left the house that night. Right. When we were still living together. Now, did we speak before? and then she picked a fight about some dumb shit. And then I just like left the house that night when we were still living together.

Now, do we speak before, we had spoke before then, yes. We had spoke before then. We had spoken, you kind of left the house and then we hooked up. So what, so let me just give the background for the listeners and what happens is that your woman is, that there's, I have a saying, I say, a woman gives you shit to make sure you are the shit.

Meaning that a woman is, we always want peace. And so a lot of times we just want to, we want to give in because we want peace and quiet. But the reality is that we have to maintain our masculinity in the relationship otherwise, she doesn't find us attractive anymore. So the fact that we shy away from the, when she starts the argument, we just go,

okay, whatever, whatever, you need to have the argument because what she's really doing, the fact that she's giving you shit or giving you a hard time, she's really saying, I see you as a viable mate choice. Now prove to me that you're worthy of being this mate choice, meaning prove to me that you can keep me safe. So I'm creating this havoc in this scenario

so that you can put a stop to it. And this is subconscious, by the way. Oh, that's absolutely subconscious. Yeah, it's not that this is like their intention when they get up in the morning. Let me fuck with this guy to make this strong. No, it's not malicious at all. It's just instinctual.

Now, it's funny, because I've been doing a lot of reading and a lot of like, because you know, the lectures on evolutionary psychology and evolutionary sociology and what happens is a woman finds a man attractive based on the fact that he can keep her safe at her most vulnerable play point in her life. And when is that, is when she's with child? When a woman is pregnant.

Now, she may not have a child, she may not even have an intention on having a child. But that is the criteria from which she finds this guy attractive. So every guy when you're around the club and you're, or you're meeting a girl in a street or whatever, that is the criteria that she's going, is this guy, can I get this guy some pussy?

Basically. Because, and the reason why she wants to give you some pussy is because our life is, our life as a time element is finite. But our genes want us to be immortal. So how do we become immortal by passing the genes on to the next generation? That's the immortality of it. That's why the whole evolutionary process happens.

And so that is built into us. And I'm not saying that there's the social contract, which is monogamy and living together and marriage and all these things, but there there's still we still have these animal instincts that are underneath that are seeping through What we what are we considered social contract living together in monogamy and social so on and so forth and that's Not recognizing that that's present is what we end up fucking up. So we go you go. Well, I'm gonna just be nice This is what she wants so I'm'm going to give her what she wants. And as a man, you have to be man enough to give her what she needs, not what she wants. And you have to anticipate what her needs are before she even anticipates what those needs.

And you can do that because women are always fucking. Yeah, it's always talking. so they're telling you giving you information. There's only reason to reason why people talk, people talk to give information or to get information. Yeah. Even when they know women are always yapping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I never talk. Lauren, do you talk a lot? I don't know. Not here, but if you listen to yourselves backwards, you're happening. You're happening, you don't realize you're the apple. When you're fucking, when you're emotional, when you is going to your breakup, you were fucking yapping all the time.

You stop. Women start squealing like they're being, you know, the same about the police. She's broken. Yeah. But I'm going through a divorce Really really I heard that now What happened I thought it was kind of good no Congratulations You don't have enough rings It was a long time coming so really I just never spoke about it awesome was it was in shit when I made yeah, oh Feel good. I know But so I want to get into that and we get into that yeah, so so I think I said to Pete that you have I

I was trying to explain to you you were like, but I don't said to Pete that you have, I was trying to explain to you, you were like, but I don't want to do this and I don't want, you know, I feel guilty. And it's gonna be the bad guy. Right, he doesn't want, you know, because he just wants to give her, you know, he wants to make her happy, but she's, but when you do everything to make her happy, she's not happy anyway. Yeah. And then you look like you're weak.

So now she's unhappy with you because you're not strong enough to be man enough to put her in a place in a place. In a way, it is sort of like, we don't equate it as a thing because it sounds wrong, but it's kind of like being apparent in that you're not supposed to just relate to it. You do equate it to children and also raising dogs, I believe, with the other.

Yeah, it's the analogy. But you can't just let your child do whatever they want to make them The analogy. But you can't just let your child do whatever they want to make them happy because- Right, you can't just leave your puppy and let them shit all over the place. And shit almost, they- That's what he wants to do. That's happy.

Yeah, right. That's the work, yeah. Let them shit all over the fucking couch. It's crazy, because lately I've been, every time I get to one of those crossroads where I could either be the nice guy or do what I need to do, I have to stop myself and make a conscious decision to do what I need to do. Do you hear my voice? Do you hear my voice?

I seriously do. And I do it. And then it's almost like I just hit the detonator on a bomb and I'm like going like this. And then all of a sudden it doesn't go off. It never goes off. Because the whole rest of the day is better because she respects me right right now I'm in I want to ask your advice is the dumbest thing in the world but so I'm putting together my new apartment right and she has like barely been over there so far like I've gone to her place but then gone to my place to sleep and you know whatever and she hasn't really been over how long has

it been that you had your place? I'm about three weeks I've had it and so I've just been you know like getting the Ikea furniture together and all that kind of stuff. But I was like, yeah, I think I'm going to hang my bike right there. And she was like, you can't put your bike in the kitchen. And I was like, but that's the, it's a studio apartment. Like that's the only place it's going to go.

The whole place is a kitchen. The whole place is a kitchen. Well, I have a little hallway that goes to a kitchen. But there's a spot for it right there, and that's where I want to put my bike. And she's like, no, you got to put your bike in the living room. I was like, I don't want my dirty New York City bike in the living room. She's like, well, you don't want your dirty New York City bike in the kitchen. And I was like, well, I'm not cooking on it.

But she's like hellbent that I won't put my bike in my kitchen. And what did you do? I am going to go get my bike today. She's at work. She's working on Oranges the New Black. And that was a total credit drop. But I admit that. But she's working all day until midnight.

And I'm going to go get my bike. I'm hanging in the kitchen. But I am a little bit afraid that from now until whenever she's in my apartment, I'm going to catch shit about that bike in the kitchen Well, here's your place Exactly, I'm putting a shit where I want to put it Right, that's what I would do, maybe that's why I'm not really...

That's why the fuck I'm not No, I mean that's why you should be in a relationship because here's the thing to even have that discussion is absurd Really, all right To contain you having it. Yeah, just, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. She mentioned it. It's my fucking bike. This is my apartment.

I moved out of your place because I couldn't stand living with you. Now I'm putting it where the fuck I want to put it. Yeah, that's what we call double and down. A lot of people are probably wondering are relationships doomed kind of if you move out of a play, if you move out away from each other? Um, I

Don't I mean I think in in Pete's case. I think Pete has to learn how to manage control over the relationship before and I think moving in the place is living with her was just too much She was coming at her. She was coming at him hard body So it's like he got called up to the majors. There was two thin. He had to go back out of the mire. Right. You got it.

You were getting stands back. Yeah, you got it. Yeah. I mean, because you know, the stuff, I mean, the fact that this like, you think that these things are little, like the bike and the kitchen, but they're not little. This is subconsciously as this is her way of gaining control over the relationship to test you to see what you're gonna do. And when you go, when you really, and it was funny, is that I tend to be like that.

So that's all it is, is a test? It's a test. Because yeah, why was one hot? Why did she give a fuck where your bike is? Yeah, I mean, so if I put this bike up in the kitchen or when I put this bike up in the kitchen and she comes over, well, that's gonna be it. If I put this bike up in the kitchen or when I put this bike up in the kitchen and she comes over will that be a But she can bitch, but is that gonna be a constant symbol of me doing whatever the fuck I want to do? Only if you

No, it's your apartment you should be able to do whatever you want not only that but you shouldn't have this discussion If she's gonna continue to have discussion see, I mean mean, I get that out, because I go, look, get the fuck out of my house. You don't like my bike? I mean, when my bike is, get the fuck out of my house. Literally, he's not being fidgeted. He would literally say, get the fuck out of my house. And that seems harsh, I know that seems harsh,

but is it really harsh in the context of, I'm paying this, first of all, I try to live with your horse shit place, right? You drove me fucking crazy until I had to move out. We had this huge relationship. We just kind of, by the skin of our teeth, was still together. I move into my own place. And now you want to control my,

you controlled your space to the point where I ran out. Now I'm in my space. You want to control my space now. Yeah. What she's in my space, you wanna control my space now. Yeah. What she's in this, ultimately she's saying, I'm willing to risk breaking up this relationship again for where you put your bike. Now when you think of it in terms of that,

get the fuck out my house. Like that's what your response should be because how the audacity,, are you paying my rent? Are you, did you buy my bike? And even if you did, I'm gonna do it the fuck I wanna do because why create this conflict in a situation when relationships are hard enough over my bike in my place that I'm paying the rent?

Like, it's insane, the insanity, and the fact that she's willing to risk that mm-hmm knowing everything that you've gone through is it's pretty balsy it's really like fuck you and fuck your happiness because I want this wow yeah bitching about the robot that you're in to get away from the fucking Titanic that you're just on with her and she's complaining oh it's not it's not big enough. Like she's going to take in the battle and continuing it onto the next one. It's not just the bike.

It's not about a bike. It's this is about respect and control over you and you doing what the fuck she wants to do. And what's interesting is after we had talked and I said, listen, you have to create like, we were out eating and she was texting and texting and texting. Yeah. And you and you were nervous. I got nervous. I got scared. Yeah. I was like, oh, God, she's mad. Uh, right. And I was like, who the fuck? Let's have some more scotch. Right. And and then you went and I go, when you go home, do not engage this.

There's no reason for you to engage. You had a fight, you went out. Where were you? I was where the fuck I was at. If you were nicer, I would have been here. Because really deep down, all you wanna do is spend time with your chick anyway, when you wanna hang out with me. I mean, Lauren does.

But, that's, but it's, I mean, you have to look at fundamentally what it is, what the dynamic of what it is. This is you move the way. I mean, realistically, you guys could have broken up because of leaving the apartment. Yeah, I mean, we had a lot of conversations after that. I mean, I think that I, she's somebody that needs a lot of space. And I'm somebody that can be like a little bit clingy,

we'll say, you know? And so when I moved out she kind of actually like had like a sigh of relief like okay now I have my space back I think the problem is just that you're just too you're too worried about her yeah like you like her more than she likes herself oh shit you don't really like her stuff. You're catering to every whim. How you respond to your therapist when you throw up the mother thinks of the film? That's a narrow thing. And again.

How much you said it should cost? 1,8 and again. I get tipped for that. I would be a therapist against tips. I got to get another 20 for that. I would be a therapist against tips like I got you another 20 for that So I'm gonna all right, so when I go home I'm gonna hang my bike where I want to hang it And if she gives me shit, I'm gonna say would you please? Fuck out of my house

For four or look I'm not discussing my bike in my apartment now if you want to hang my bike in your apartment We could do that or you want to hang your bike wherever the fuck you want to hang your bike in your apartment That's fine, but don't come in my place and tell me when to hang my bike. Wow It's like you can't believe Can I just get an audio recording? And then all press play Yeah, that's not good cuz then she'll end up fucking me. That's not good You don't want to it doesn't work like that. It's just uh

She was like, can I fuck your phone? Yeah, I don't know what your phone is so assertive. It was it was interesting is you can have these situations where you know woman It's is for training this person that she isn't she's totally not that person like 100% not that person. I could give an example but I'm home. But um, it's tough her chick. You know, you talk to a tough her chick, she come over and yanks up. You know, the little fucking, and then soon you tell the shut up, nobody's scared of you. And she's like, okay, do you want me to translate that into white?

Yeah. I'm fucking lost. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah. I'm trying to go shit. You know when you need a top suburbs, check. Translate into a wiker. Where's the wiker?

You know what you're writing with checkered a dairy queen. Oh, you're writing into wiker? You're doing it as a wiker. You're in Starbucks, right? Poppy Bean, but that's You ain't starbucks, right? Poppy Bean, but they're like, hey, she's like, oh, cut that shit. And then you just talk to her, she's like, she just turns into a sweetheart. Oh my god, yeah. She starts off as Mara turns into Lauren and it gets great.

But what's funny is that every time you pass those tests, She starts off as Mara turns into Lauren and it gets great. But you know what's funny is that every time you pass those tests, she falls deeper in love with you. Yeah. Because it's it's it's it's it's almost like when you don't pass those tests, then you are not as she doesn't perceive you as as credible. Yeah. So on the on the surface level like this guy how is this guy good? You know on a cognitive level, but on a visceral level

It's like this guy is not the mate choice that I need to move my jeans to the next level It really is a feeling on that level. I mean if you look at animals any any animal An animal will mate the importance of mating is more important than survival. So you'll see Sam and you know they go back to the place that they just spawned, but they could just stay in the ocean and live a long life, but they literally kill themselves trying to spawn. Rams that butt heads, they actually take calcium from their horns, from their own bone structure to put in the horns so that they can make.

Peacocks create these huge plumes so that they attract women, but it also makes them more likely to be prey because of these huge stupid feathers. So it's like we do that. We do, so nature tells us that those that mating is more and much more important than then actual survival because our lives are finite. So it's funny and if you get a it's funny. No matter how

what kind of woman I've seen and whatever her indoctrination is, if she's with a strong man, she's happy. Now, I mean, there's always a degree of that. You can't call everybody a bitch. I mean, I do. But, I mean, you can't, everybody. You tone it down, you turn it down, you ratchet it up, but you need to.

She doesn't mean being abusive. Right. In fact, being abusive is the problem. So a lot of guys who are strong and kind of guy guys, they become abusive because now a woman, she relinquishes the control. Because she feels safe, she feels safe with him, so she gives up the control.

And then the guy, his opponent cognitive, he takes advantage of it, which sort of has to be a certain level of credibility when I call it the benevolent king. You have to, just because you're in charge, doesn't mean that you take advantage of what the situation, but you don't have to worry about that. Yeah, I was going to say, I'll do one little thing where I just, like, she'll be like, I want tacos and I'm like, I want Indian food and then we have Indian food and I'm like oh dear am I being abusive. I paid for dinner and everything but did I have you have nice guy syndrome which is the

same thing I had which is you're like you're trying to be nice all the time you don't want any conflict but you're getting stepped over so you Dante always has to tell me like I go yeah I used to say at least is this too far Am I gonna go too far? He goes you don't ever have to worry about being too far because your too far is never gonna be It's not too far as being respectful right respectful for yourself like I'm trying to think Like I don't know I can't think of something like there's certain people who are obnoxious already Yeah, so there too far is already, it's too far. It becomes abusive, but you're such a nice guy.

Even if you, what you should shoot for is being rude. You should try to be rude because your rude is still near. Yeah, his, his, his, his rude is like, say please. And, you know, and that's, you know, that's what's, because you're so accustomed to putting other people first that you don't really understand that that's just what you should do. Like why? You know, because if you're not putting yourself first, you're just basically saying that I don't have any value.

And why shouldn't she as a woman go, you're right. You know, you know you know yourself better than I do yeah you've been with you your whole lifetime so if you say you ain't worth shit I should believe you yeah so if you if you believe that you're a cat what's interesting is the things that we as men feel are important we give it away easily so So we respect this very important the men and you know not overstepping each other's boundaries and stuff like that because here because as a guy you can get punched in the face, especially

if you're in martial arts, if you talk slick to someone you can get punched in the face and because that element is not there with a woman all of a sudden there's this kind of willy-nilly, every kind of reckless thing that goes on with Anon Iberford. It's amazing, and I'll tell you what's interesting. I have a theory that I say that a woman never leaves a guy because he cheats. Now, Lauren, here's why. There's a reason, there's a dynamic behind it. Because when a woman, if a girl, you tell me if I'm wrong, when a guy cheats on a girl,

a woman internalizes it and goes, why wasn't I woman enough? Even if she's going, you fucking bastard. In her mind, her insecurity is, and she goes, why isn't this guy, why wasn't I woman enough? Why wasn't I enough for him? So by a guy cheating on you,

you, he lowers yourself a steam. And a woman always finds a guy attractive who other women find attractive. So when you see a guy and everybody's that women have a tendency to co-sign the attractiveness of other men. So you can even have a guy just goofy looking. And everybody be like, he's hot, he's hot.

And then they're like, yeah, I guess he is hot. So that's just the dynamic of the social dynamics of women. So when a guy cheats on a girl, he lowers her self-esteem, but he raises his value. Because if he's not a viable main choice for other women, he's not a viable main choice for her either. So what happens is, she goes, wow, not only did I think this guy was a viable main choice,

he fucks somebody. So he really, what? Like he's proving that other women want him. So she can't leave knowing that her value is lower and his value is actually higher because it's it's a loss. Yeah. Let me finish this first. So what what she will do is she'll stay with him and then abuse him. Depends on the other girls good looking. Well, even if they're not good, not even worse. If they're not good looking, it's worse.

If they're not good looking, it's worse. Then it's worse because so much worse. Right. So even if she's not good looking, then you go, and you know that this girl is pretty in and you go, she's pretty in and I really wasn't. And he can pull better than me, which still keeps you attracted to. So what she does is you stay with him and then you just abuse him. So you try to turn him into Pete where you lower your value, you lower his value.

So you piece of shit, you be here. And then he goes, because he feels guilty, he goes, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I just want to make it up. You're the best thing to ever have. And he keeps building herself a steam. And the minute his self-esteem, her self-esteem is higher than his value, then she dumps him.

Damn. Yeah. But if he doesn't succumb to that, if he maintains the respect for himself, she can't leave him. Wow. Even though he's cheated. Because her self-esteem is lower.

So the situation is if the guy cheats, he could just go, listen, I made a mistake and I'm sorry, but we probably should just break up anyway. And then she goes, well, you cheated on me. You know, I know, but I don't really think the relationship is worth us me giving you this pound of flesh that you're gonna need to make you okay with this. And she'll go, oh, so you're gonna cheat on me and leave me? And then he goes, well, yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's probably what's gonna happen.

And I just don't want to, I'm not gonna let you put my nuts in a ringer until you feel better about it. And she'll go, you don't love me? Got you, bitch. So she goes, wow, she goes, you don't love me and he goes, of course, I love you, but I'm just not willing to put through this. Well, you don't even, you don't want to even try. And he goes, yeah, I would want to try, but I don't, you know, I don't think it's going to work out. And then I don't know all of a sudden she's going, we should, you know, like, she's negotiating on the other hand to try to keep it.

See, I had both happened. I've been cheated on and stayed with the person and made them feel guilty for years, months, you know, and then ended up cheating on them and leaving them. Right. And I've been cheated on and then broke up with me. And then months have gone by and I've immediately wanted to get back with them. Pretend it didn't even happen in my mind.

Right, because, what got you with it? I don't know. I had a question. Yeah, see how you just shut the fuck up, I will already hit your brain. But you already know everything you thought already. It took you three minutes, but he knows everything. Sorry, is that why when you're like at the bar and you hear the girl talking about the or like we all have that friend

that's still talking about that guy that they are with. He's an asshole and I can't get over him. Is it because he like he was a man. She didn't right because he stepped away from it. She didn't get hurt on top. And she didn't see because he stepped away from it with cheating with her on top and she didn't see because he's still a viable main choice because he's still women still find him attractive because he's still he still has you know in her mind she got the he got the she got the best of her and she can't get over it so even if you want to if you want to stay together so say and I'm say, listen, as human beings, being human being means you have, you make mistakes.

We all have, we all have, make mistakes. And so being human means that you will have to give forgiveness and have to get forgiveness. That's part of being human. So nobody's perfect. And so in the context of this, you could still stay with the girl, but you have to be, you have to say, listen, I made a mistake. And I'm not going

to be, I'm not going to let you punish me because I'm human. I go, you know, either we're going to move on and fix this or we're not. And if we're not, that's fine. We can move on. And things happen. and it's not unreasonable for you to not want to forgive me. That's not like one of the things I say is RFF is reasonable fare and firm. So it's reasonable for her not to want to forgive me. It's fair for me to go listen.

If you're not gonna forgive me, I'm not gonna continue to just take this abuse. But your boundaries have to be firm. It's what part of that is fair. Like, how is this ultimately going to turn out? And if she really wants to be with you, and here's the thing, if there's women out there listening, what's interesting about this is guys make mistakes,

women make mistakes. The difference is, what is the constitution of the person? Is this person a cheater? Like are they a person who just doesn't have that kind of credibility or is this really a mistake? So if it is just a mistake, I think you can move on and forgive it and just know that people make mistakes.

But if somebody is just genuinely a shitty person, they're just not a good person, then I think you should move on. But I think you have, you would know that better than anybody else based on the fact that you spent time with this person. So you have to assess them. You know, in my,

and of course in my life, Pempin and Hustlin and Runnersheets and doing all kinds of crazy shit, I've seen people do things out of the character of their nature. Like they were, start out in one nature. Like, they were. Start out in one place. Like, I've seen straight dudes, fuck a dude.

Like, not seeing it, but, you know, know what happened. I didn't actually watch. I mean, I'm a pig. But I didn't stay in watch. But, what happened in front of you? But that's not your fault. I was gonna do.

Yeah. If it gave fucking just breaks out, what are you gonna do? You're blocking the vetting machine. What am I supposed to do but wait patiently So but it what's interesting is that as the man you still have to go listen either we're going to fix this or We're not because she wants you to help her get past it Because she can't get past it because emotionally it becomes this kind of this revolving door where I love him, I hate him, I love him, I hate him, and she needs you to go listen, I'm not gonna do this.

So we're either not gonna do this or we are. And so, you know, every woman is looking for that kind of guidance without the abuse. Where she feels as though this guy is this benevolent king who wants to be the king that helps the whole population, his whole castle has to feel good. And he's going to make decisions that are best for everybody and not just decisions that are just best for him. If you watch Game of Thrones, you're talking about the, you know, what the king that did, that's why he had the king's layer because the dude was bugging the fuck out. But when you have somebody who's just, and I think women understand that, they understand, they don't always understand when they're being unreasonable.

But if you go listen, I'm not going to do that, and it's reasonable when we're going in, and she'll just move on. And you've kind of experienced that times where you put your foot down and then you expect like you said you expected the bomb to blow up and it just yeah I guess I guess that's one of my big questions for today is you know like a cigarette smoker can quit smoking and then the lungs will grow pink again like if I keep putting my foot down and keep having healthy boundaries, is this going to continue to get better? No, you never get to rest.

I never get to rest. Do you ever just get to love them? Do you ever just get to...no. You want to be the king. You got to be...I mean, does the king ever not be the king? He's all you want the crown. That's what the crown entails is that you stay diligent at all times, that you guide this relationship

and you help her and you teach her and you guide her. And in the context of that, she'll teach you and nurture you and give back because she feels comfortable and safe. And so, you know, you'll find women when they're in a great situation where they feel loved and safe. Then they blossom and they start to become these women that you've never thought they could be.

Like, because now they're not worried. They're not dealing with this kind of petty, like insecurities and stuff. Like, you go, a guy will go, I am going to hang out with my guy with my dudes and the insecurities and stuff. Like a guy will go, I am going to hang out with my God with my dudes, and the girl will get mad, because in her mind, she ultimately thinks he's hanging out with his friends

and having fun with his friends, so he must not love me. Now, that's what she's thinking. How could he go out with, he doesn't love me? Which, if you say it out loud, it sounds absurd. But in her mind, when she's saying it to herself, it seems really comfortable. Of course, why would he have fun without me? Lauren's not in her head like she's in a church just, just in the sermon like, hmm, that's

a mess. So Lauren, what's going on with dude? Let's talk about it. Well, to get to your point, like, he was very submissive to me, and that's what ruined the relationship. Yeah, you can't have that. And over time, the submissive just got worse and worse, and worse to the point where I ruled everything

and I didn't want to. I wanted, you know, it's not like I want to be controlled, but someone needs to rule me just a little bit. It's got to be that happy medium. Or maybe ride you hard, just a little bit. It's gotta be like that happy medium. Or maybe ride you hard like a fucking brown. Just break you spirit. I'm sorry, I had to do this. You guys want us to leave?

Yeah. But yeah, so he was, was he submissive, but he was such a nice guy. Yeah, just like you said, he's such a sweet guy. Right, right. And then it wasn't. Never put his foot down with me, let me, you know, yeah, just let me, if I wanted to be a bitch, he let me be a bitch.

And it's like, you can't let me just. How conscious were you of those feelings at the time though? Well, I would tell him like, you know, Oh, geez. Stop being a pussy. Yeah, like, you know, you should want to want to do something else, but always hang out with me or we want to do

I want to do this is level five. Yeah, wow That's deaf. When you when a girl goes you should go hang out with your friends the relationship is Literally, yeah, it's done. You should go hang out with your You need to go hang out with your friend. That is never good. Yeah, but more Guys need different is terrible. Yeah more guys need advice from from like you don't do because like we like unhappy guys and unhappy marriages go talk to other unhappy married guys and they go well, happy wife, happy life. And they say that bullshit.

And then you're like, well, all right. So I'm going to try to please her even more. But then that pieces are off even more and drives her away. And it's the worst. Yeah. Look at Mario. Yeah. I mean, what was crazy about even that is that, like even when I'm in a relationship, I'm

trying to, I'm always gauging if I'm going too far. Like, am I going too far? Is this reasonable? What is really going on here? Because you should be gaging us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I think when you're asking those questions, you're usually in the ballpark. Like it's like when you're raising up, when you're a parent,

and you go, the parent that's beating the shit out of his kids was like, they need that. But it's the parent that goes, did I go too far? It's usually the parent that's more balanced in what they're doing and what they're saying. Right. And then there's the other level of not doing anything that you let her run wild. And it's interesting, it's sexy.

I think women find it sexy when she get a woman wants to not have to be responsible for stuff. Right, and I was responsible for everything and eventually you want to be put in your place a little bit. You know, you want to be taken care of. I can't take care of everything. Right. And if you asked him to take care of it, he would take care of it. Uh, I mean, his level of laziness would come into place. Uh, he was, wow, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was,

every wrong guy. Yeah, everything wrong. Yeah. But he was a sweet guy. Sweet guy. Nice guy loved me very much. What was his fuck game like? Was it even that worth it? I mean, we had Austin, that was, that's all another issue, but we had a sweet guy. Sweet guy. Nice guy. Loved me very much. What was his fuck game life? Was it even that worth it?

I mean, we had also that with that's all another issue, but we had been together for a very long time. So you knew each other. So that went out the window. And once that sort of went out the window, it was all the sex went out of the window. Oh, yeah. Well, because I mean, how are you supposed to,

you have no more attraction to him because he's a bitch. Right. And then it's predictable, too. Right. Right. It's predictable. It's like, it's vanilla. It's going to happen. It's the bitch. And then it's predictable to him. Right, right. It becomes vanilla, like, you know, it's going to happen. It's the same thing over and over. Well, sometimes I'll just eat a girl's butt and then run out of the house.

And that comes back to days. Why mom? What the fuck happened? You said you were going out for cigarettes, which I thought was, I'm going to put my bike with a fuck I want to. It's like, what? I'm just, why am I turned on? Cause he ate my butt ran away for three days

and then put his bike everywhere. You touched on this earlier where you talked about how when you, when women get out of the relationship and then I can't go get over the man. What, we talked about this yesterday. What do we do? What do, what do us ladies do? You gotta fuck.

Yeah. You got to fuck. You got to fuck. I mean, before a guy, I say it's getting over relationship as five pussy's away. Yeah. Like the first time you first time you fuck, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like, and I've seen this like guys,

we're like, I can't, I go, I need you to fuck five people. And they'll go, I just don't feel like any. And shot up and get some pussy. Then he'll fuck the girl. They'll get some girl up. And they'll go, yeah, it was, I mean, I'm really wasn't into it. Then the second one, he'll go, you know,

I'm trying to get to the five. And then the third one, you're like, well, this was not too bad. And then the fourth one, you're like, what was that bitch name again? I don't remember who would say. So I mean, but I think re-engaging in, you know, I like we're human beings, so we're emotional, we're intellectual and we're physical. And so to remove the physicality out of it is you can't. Yeah, you can't do that.

And to get back in the game, you got to be physical. You know, stop fucking again. Just because being in that in that kind of primal nakedness is, is, you know, it's, it brings you back to where you are. And I think you, we, you get so in your head, like,

you know, you get a guy guys who have like, you know, you get a guy guys will have, like, they'll have a, you know, performance anxiety, like they, and then they can't get the dick hard because, you know, it's like, I just wanted it to be perfect. And then, even if she's, here's what's funny, even if the girl is understanding about the performance anxiety,

she will, her understanding creates more performance anxiety because she's like, well, she's so sweet and she's understanding. This time I really got to fucking give her a good fucking, fucking, fucking, damn, damn it. If you're worse about this, yeah, and then every time it becomes, you go deeper into this well of like, well, and the more understanding she is, whereas, and then if she's not understanding, she's like, you got a little dick,

you can't get a little dassie, but you know, so it's, you have to, it's funny, as I do a shitload of threesomes and stuff. And when you have it. You have it. I mean. Oh, people, people. People, you need to get some free sums.

You're Indian, you invented the fucking Commissucha. We did, I didn't, but someone else did apparently from my country. You should have fucking, it's not in the blood, you just... It was a long time ago. Yeah. They started focusing on computers since then. In the whole cultural law, still. But even when I was young, I was in my 20s and I'd do a three-some, and I would not

have three-some, but where it was kind of an orgy situation. And I had to put my dick in somebody right away. Because if I got caught up in the regalia, then I'd be like, oh, and then I couldn't get my dick hard. And so I would get my stuff fucking and I'm like, oh, okay, I'm focused in this, but then I had a, I invited this girl over to my house and she brought a friend and we were both fucking in the basement and I invited my friend over. And he came over later and we were like both fucking in the basement and I invited my friend over and he came over later

and we were already fucking around and so he kind of picked one girl, like the one he wanted and he, you know, he said I was like okay, whatever. And then so I'm already in it, like I'm already charged up, so I'm doggy style, I'm fucking in the ass. How did you answer the door when you were already in it.

Did you just go up here? He texted me. I had a cell phone back then. And I went and, God, either that or I left the door open and you just kind of came in. It was all a blur and I was like, I can't even tell the door. And then, so I'm,

When a threesome is happening, you're invited, you kick in the door or burst through the window like a swap team Whatever you got to do to get it and everybody goes, oh, and then they go back to what they do it came down the chimney like Santa Claus It doesn't matter My mom likes the detail. I can end Mars very worried about don't you guys have a security system of some time and it kind of candles where you burning Was it a dormant building? was it a dormant building? Is it a dormant building?

Or the dormant buzzing around? But I'm slapping ass, right? And I'm plop, plop, plop, plop, plop. And he can't not get his dick on. And she's sucking his dick and she's pulling his dick like it's the lawnmower. Like a bird trying to pull the worm out of the hole and mowing, mowing, mowing, and he can't get his dick out.

And then I go to, like I go to touch his girl and he slaps my hand. Like I was like, that's not a fucking you, didn't even have to be here. I fuck you, Georgie. Oh, I'm sorry. But you know, you can get. Did you talk to him afterwards?

You're like, why was your dick off? Like a pre-no. Maybe he did too much flour, something. You know you getting you can get you talk to him afterwards. You're like why was your day off? Flowers something no we didn't do blow Everybody doesn't You do My go-to question that's your troubleshooting chart Did you try on plugging it and plugging it back in? No, did did you do some more? Start the computer? Yeah, we started. Are you a faggot?

Well, then I'm out of it. I'm out. We're at the end of the chart. Tomorrow's chart to fix in your soft dick. I tried grabbing the base and yanking it, nothing worked. My mother died. And he was like, you sure you didn't do blow. Yeah. Of course I did.

So, I mean, I think that we talked about it when we talked last time. You know, there were things, I think you just have to set these boundaries. And if you don't set the boundaries, then the relationship is doomed. Like it's really, it's going to fall apart. So you don't have an option to not be a man. If you're not a man, you won't be seen as a viable matrix. I mean, like I've looked at this from a more genetic, you know, an evolutionary point of view and I kind of understand it even more now because it's really evolutionary. We're trying to, a woman is trying to find a matrix.

So she's giving you shit and giving you tests because she thinks you're a viable mape. And when you fail, it's like, but you're, Lauren, your girlfriend's probably with like, hey, but he's so sweet. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a great looking guy's handsome, but it's like, why don't I want to have kids with this guy

because he's not gonna take care of me. And that was old. And how is he gonna take care of your kids? Right, right. Because he's so sweet and he's lazy and he's soft and he's, yeah, there's a prime example. What was the catalyst that got you out of it?

Um, I kind of just was over it and like when you don't want to have sex with somebody anymore it's like why even bother. Yeah. I can turn that around though right? Do you think? Yeah. I think we tried for a little bit. But not if she's just not attracted to the dude. Yeah but he has to do that. Yeah it's not it's really and that's the other thing is like's like, it's funny because you get situations where you, you know, all the relationship books appointed at women, and you can't really fix it from the woman's side, because what you're asking this woman

who's an alpha, you're asking her to be less alpha, you're asking her to not be her nature. Which is not going to, you can't, you have to conquer her, or conquer her aggressiveness, but you can't ask her. It's sort of like, I think every person has an alpha innovative within them. Sure. Yeah.

And the one is more dominant. Well, it depends on the person that you're dealing with. Do you ever think there's a situation where you can not necessarily fix a person, but we're all growing at a certain point, and you can't go to a woman like, hey, you know, your behavior as a human being, not just as a woman, is just nuts. You either got to change.

You don't think that could ever be changed? Like, no, I think when you don't tolerate it, it changes. Right. Yeah. But having it, so here's OK. So it's't. But having it, so here's, okay. So it's good you brought that up because it's sort of like you cannot talk about it. So credibility is a person who does things.

You do what you, like in order to be, if you go, wow, that's a guy, as a man, if you go, that guy's a stand up guy. It's a guy who says what. If you go, that guy's a stand up guy. It's a guy who says what he means, means what he says. He's no shit taking dude who respects other people and expects respect, expects respect to be given back to him. And if he doesn't, there's a problem.

And that guy is a guy that people go, hey, that dude is, you know, he's not abusive, but he's firm. Firm, reasonable and fair, fair, all of those things. So that is the guy who, I mean, if we think about it, that's a guy you want to do business with. You know, that's a guy who you want to be friends with. You know, that's a guy who you go, man, that's my best friend. I know when he says something, he's got my back.

So why wouldn't a woman find that attractive in the same context especially when she's looking at you as a matrix where you might have to with where this is the time like you got to figure it she's in even subconsciously she's thinking if you're not strong enough her kids will die. Right. Like the jeans will not go to the deal die in the process. So, um, you can't say, like you can't go, listen, if you do that again, I'm gonna give you a talking to like that. I'm like, you're impression of Pete. I was really dialed in and I was like, wow, that's really resonating with me. type of speech like looking into a mirror. You're just doing the hands

They was like wow, but no, I mean I I we complete Emily and I basically had a dead bedroom, you know like like what you were describing Lauren and then I tried to like talk her like like oh, maybe I could talk to her No, I could talk her into it But as soon as I took steps and moved out and started making my own decisions, she started trusting me again. And now like, I mean, it is like better than it was before. Right.

It's crazy how like you're attracted to you. You know what it is? It's like, okay, so if a guy asks a girl out and he's doing it, he's talking. And he goes, hey, I was just wondering, maybe if you're not doing something on Tuesday or Wednesday. Again, that's totally me.

You kind of want to maybe sort of go out with me. I mean, if you know, it's fine, but if you do, that would be cool. And if you don't, that's cool too. And so she's got all these, so you're basically going, like, you're giving her too many outs. Yeah, it's like you wanna go look, our Thursday, what are you doing Thursday?

Yeah, not this. Well, let's, we should have dinner. Okay. That it's direct because she knows that you won her. Like you, I mean I want. No, he would have been like, you are my wife. We're going to work this out. Like we're going to communicate and do this.

But I would have been like done. Like let's work on this. But he was just like, all right, you want out? Bye. And you're like, all right, peace. Well, but even the action of it, like you can't say, you can't say, let's talk about the bike. You just got to put the bike on. You can't negotiate bullshit.

Yeah. If you're in a negotiating table and you can't negotiate some type of nonsense and explain to them why it's nonsense, because now you're just entertainers. Well, he's making something. He makes it. You know Jordan Furber? No, but I like that name. OK, so Jordan Furber is a little, he kind of looks like the

Jewish John Lennon, right? So he, you know, he came in for some help and he was with this, he was with this tall model, black girl, big, and he's a little dude, right? And he, she was just super insecure and super jealous that she just kept like, oh, you're a good time Charlie. I don't know if she gets her, she called him a good time Charlie. I don't know if she's been hanging out

with Dan Natham in again, but she goes, you're running a rough shot. You know, 23s could do. It's a matter with you. But it was a situation where he literally she would accuse him of cheating on him Constantly like anytime he would go out and he he's like a really nice guy and he's friendly But the other thing is she is a model like it the situation rolls well Yeah, she was in Paris she that person is cheating on the other person. If you're like really insecure and constantly questioning cheating,

then you're probably cheating. Well, I mean, sometimes that's the case. But I mean, with her, she was just like so and so outside of that. No, she didn't she didn't she didn't cheat on it, but she just was like. She was in Paris at a fashion show. During runway modeling and then calling him and going what the fuck? I see this stuff on Facebook that you're hanging out in a bar show. Yeah, and he's a shit hole bar show in front of four people In Paris doing a rags. God forbid someone took a selfie before comedians or whatever's like where you at

He was at a point where he was literally every time he would like if she would go, oh, you can do in a show? Well, who's on the show? So if he if she knew you, he wouldn't mention your name. Right. Like, oh, who's on the show? Scopus gonna be there. Pete Lee. Deepo's gonna be that. I said, and she goes, is there any girls on it? And he borrowed a photo? I don't know. He go, I don't, I mean, maybe there, I don't know. And then she would find out that he knew that there was going to be on the grid because it was on the fly. It was time for this.

Wow. And she was, she was, yeah. But here, here's what's interesting. He was like, I don't know what to do. She keeps, I go first of all the fact that she's jealous is a good thing. I go, because you don't, you're not, you're only jealous about something that you think has value. Right. So if you watch the analogy I use is like if you have a garage sale and

you get me a cell or you're junk out of the garage you put it out on the lawn and people come and buy it and when you go out and go to the bathroom you don't take everything and put it back in the garage you just leave it out there if we get stolen again. So because afterwards all this stuff is going in the dumpster anyway but you don't take your and put it back in the garage. You just leave it out there if we get stolen, and get stolen, because afterwards all this stuff is going into dumpster anyway. But you don't take your diamond rings and your jewelry. Thank you for making the white analogy. Is that it?

Yeah, that was a good white analogy. I'm sorry. I'm saying garage sales when people have a lawn and they put their junk out on and people have a lawn. A lawn is, um, it's like a trash, a grass, and it's running along. If you water, it's not a public park.'re a bastard. You're a bastard, you're a bastard. You're a bastard, you're a bastard. You're a bastard, you're a bastard.

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So you making her feel secure about something that she shouldn't be insecure about. That's a mistake. So now you're catering to this insanity where she's got you running around like it. So he's literally lying like he's not a dishonest dude but now he's becoming dishonest because he doesn't want her to think that there's anything happening. There isn't a begin with. There wasn't anything and you just you have to dismiss that and go I'm not talking about this. So his course of action should just be, just do what you're gonna do anyway, squat down her claims and keep moving.

I don't just, no energy at all. Not just squat down. What did I tell you about bringing this shit up? Didn't I tell you to not fucking bring up when I go out to do a show? I don't, who's the beauty of the show? Whoever's gonna be there's gonna be there. That's it.

Like I told you, don't ask about my business. You cannot handle asking about my business. So we're not doing it. And if you bring it up again, I'm gonna grab my shit and my bike off my kitchen wall and I'm leaving. I don't even do. Oh my God.

I was just interested. I don't even think you say those things. You have to do those things. That sounded so awesome and doing it. It's like I would, I would be like Facebook living everything I was doing. I'd be like, see this is Mara, she's not hitting on me. My penis is not inside of her right now. I'd be forwarding her like articles about how

comedy's a boys club. Like it's so unfair. And yeah. I like how you did the first time, like my penis is not in her. Yeah. Like her vagina. My penis is not in her Yeah, I was like her but yeah Isn't it like it's think about this. This is a guy who's a good guy. He's a faithful guy And now he's being put in it shouldn't it aggravate you that now you're being bothered and assaulted with bullshit Yeah, I mean it would it would bother me But then I would for some reason just I have too much empathy I would go I understand I've been cheated on before I've been jealous And I would try to like I would try to extinguish that fire in her but that that's a fire

Empathy solves nothing in that I mean it's good to have it. Yeah, but ultimately the actions are what solves it You got it and the actions like I don't even have the conversation like so somebody says oh you Well, it was what else was that? Who was that bitch? I go, mm. Just noise. Mm. Yeah.

Really? Well, I got a girl pick a blonde hair off my pillowcase and go, um, what is this? And I go, a blonde hair. That's a blonde hair. Who's blonde hair is it? What if they do that? Excuse me? What's blonde hair is it?

Let me call you a cab. Okay. What do you mean? That's not, I want to, my question's answered. You got me to go. Why are these two guys escorting me out of here? Security. Security.

But this is interesting. But you will do that. Like, all right, you know what it's time. You told is interesting because you will do that. Like, all right, you know what it's time. I've you told me so you've were can't that stories to me where you go. We're a girl. You've been on the phone. I have been on the phone. When I'm done that. I keep names off the thing. But there was one time from years ago where a girl did catch you and you went, this is my favorite spot. You go, you got me, now it's done, you happy now? I was done. Now it's over.

Is that what you want? Congratulations, dude. You win, it's done. You caught me. Yeah. Wow. Now we're not together. Now what?

Now you don't get this. I was like, now you don't get this dick. We don't get fucked, the dinners, the movies. I had a girl who is, yeah, like Ray. Yeah, they break up. He was, I was so no. Fuck the dinners the movies out of girl who is And a great He was a no He I had a girl who actually

Date in for like 10 months and Which is kind of cool. It was like a cool kind of thing. So we in 10 months we went to seven movies We went to out to dinner seven Time. You counted? Yeah. Well, because what happened was he had to do a retroactive inventory. I had to do a retroactive. Because what happened was she went and she went on my Facebook page

and looked at any girl who made a comment on my page and then went on their page and then went through their pictures and saw me with pictures with this other girl and then went on their page, and then went through their pictures, and saw me with pictures with this other girl. And then she called me up and said, how could you do this to me? I told you, I go, I go, I go, it's 10 months, we went out seven times,

and seven times and 10 months is not a relationship. Not at all. Right? It was seven fucks, seven movies. I mean, top choice movies. Which I'm not. X-Men is the one with that.

You put it in the eye bag. You put it in the eye bag, dear. Big movies, eye-max. It's open. It's open. It can. It's open and weak, can. Dinner, right?

And she was a squirt of, like, at least five orgasms. So seven times five is 35 orgasms. Seven movies are seven dinners. If somebody came you, scope. If somebody came you and said, look, this girl comes and hates scope. Oh, I really like you. Listen, I'm gonna fuck you.

I'm gonna give you 35 orgasms. I'm gonna pay for seven dinners and seven movies. But after that, we're done. You want, are you in? Oh, no, hell yeah. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Oh, no, hell yeah. I'm in two seconds. Jesus. That's the best. And even if she saw at the end, you might go, Hey, maybe we could get an extension. She goes, no, you know, all right, fair enough. I got my 35 orgasms and X men and, well, fantastic foot. We just see fantastic for. So maybe she might have a beef because I was horrible. But I mean, it was all first run movies dinners. But they women never kind of look at all that aspect of it because again It's the emotional state at the time so they never count like you can't when you keep score it doesn't matter There's no scoreboard that you could get a hundred points to five. It doesn't matter There's no back. Yeah, there's no banks. There's no banks. There's women have gratitude. Yeah, they have gratitude But that will change depending on the emotional state at a time. Yeah, because she did this just like whatever they had when she is no

longer attracted to him, she's just not. And it isn't fair to ask her to stay with a guy who she's not attracted to simply because they have history or because he might have done something for her financial and not finance, it's really not. I mean, you've done that. Like, when you are done, it's a, when you're done, you know when you're done. When you're done, Mara, it turns on a dime. Like, I've seen it.

Like, she's like, I love it. We like, I love it. Like, I've love it. We like it. I love it. Like that. And we're done. I've seen it happen mid-conversation from the first one. I've seen it happen mid-conversation from the first one. Mars has been on a date and told her that she was going to the bathroom and just left the fucking bar.

Wow. Well, he played it. He had a song. He made a song. He made it. He did. And he played it in the restaurant. He made it. he had a song, he made a song. He made it. How you doing? And he played it in the restaurant. He made it in roto song. Yeah, and I would have been saved.

I was like, it was almost over the song. He was like, three minutes and I made it two and a half. And then I was like, I have to know he made a song. He wrote a song. He wrote it in a original composition with my name. It was very Joel though, in all fairness. So I thought you should have stuck around. Oh my God, you ex-facard. You ex so I thought you should have stuck around. Oh my god you

X-facard. You X-facard. You get him the big red X. Oh I have to know the bathroom and then I just I think you left him and I grabbed my jacket. What you could have been chilly. So this is like a third day or so it was the first time. First and he made a soul ready. Yeah. He's got a genius though. He's making souls on first day. Even that he's terrible. He's terrible relationships but he made a song already yeah as a genius though he's making songs on first day even at a terrible he's terrible relationships but he's a fucking musical genius but let's see how far this goes though Yeah, yeah, I'm like oh this is crazy, but now I have that information going in What I have a girl that wrote a song about me first date no Yeah, but if she wrote it. I mean yeah, I mean it's awesome. I can see why she would have had this saga

It's online. I think so. All right You want to people can you bring this on the other computer? What do we look for? What do we get? It's de-adre Aziza. Oh, yeah, I guess the Makes a difference the difference is yeah, like girls would go. I don't want to I don want to be with this person. I can't be on this date any longer and a guy would go I will never be with her again, but I'm totally gonna try to fuck it. Oh absolutely. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, with the dude it's always like She has to really fuck it up like with a guy You're constantly auditioning on a date. Yeah, but with a woman. It's like it's hers to Lou like once you're going out with her

She's got to do a bunch of shit for you to go. I'm done with this date. Yeah, she could be like I murdered a dozen people And I'm going to jail next week and a guy would be like oh cool. So like we can slam for this. Yeah, we got another week All right cool. Yeah Not only to waste my time like we can slam for the week. All right. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Not only to waste my time. I don't know what it is. Yeah, but you got it. You should give it some time, though.

You know the name of the wasting time. Yeah, it's someone else. Don't you want to say daddy? I don't. We just had this. It might. That might be it. I think that's it.

You can come up with the bonin is here. Is that the one? Is that the song? No, that's not it. That's the passing. Tor my his ear, is that the one? Is that the song? No, that's not it. That's the passing. Torra, my back out. Is that the song? No, I think it's on iTunes.

I think that's the one. We need a name. We'll put it up on our names. Yeah, we'll put it up. But I mean, if a guy gets this song, you're like, that's them. Yeah, but that was in a relationship. Yeah, we were together. Yeah, that was a bit much, but if a girl, I mean,

scope, if you get a girl, she writes a song the first day, I will have a little bit much better for a girl. I mean, scope. If you get a girl, she writes a song the first day. You're like, I'm dope. Yeah, you dope. I'm not staying around for this. This is crazy. You're a little hidden. Of course.

Of course. Yeah, so you got to stand around and hit it. But in all for you. And if she wants to fuck you again, are you going to fuck her again? Buy a couple times. Yeah. So when are you winning?

Winning you out. That Chris, I think the bank side. Well, once he's like, uh, uh, uh. So what if she doesn't want to hang? Because she just wants to come and fuck you out that Chris I think the bank She doesn't want to hang cuz she just wants to come fuck you out. I'll fucking till it runs his court Yeah, until I tell when was this Well, you were running out. I don't understand when are you running out? But I'm saying like if she was like I want to hang out. Let's do dinner. I'm like no, I can't do dinner. I don't do dinner Where's this is I cook dinner for you? No. No, you wouldn't. I'm not in a mood for a lunch.

I'm in a mood for a lunch. I'm in. I'm in. 100%. No, I'll get my own food. But in all fairness, the thing is that women constantly have to worry about is their own safety. And a guy who's right to song about you does not indicate safety, indicate, stop

and be angry. It's creepy. Yeah. I mean, I've dated forever, so I don't even know what the fuck it's like out there oh my god we should we should practice a simulation if you will like a simulation practice day and then you you'll know how to yeah yeah and it's all right it should it should be a thorough simulation from start to finish. I mean, dinner movies. You don't have a no mean not to be thorough. Right, yeah.

So, like, be honest. Cross the eyes, dot the t's, you get all the info. And it is, it is what it is. I mean, I think what happens to is, I want to do some calls. Can we do some calls? Yeah, yeah, let's tell the audience that you can call 3, 4, 7, 9, 8, 3, Y, K, W, D. I'll put it on screen also. And tell some people, do we have any listening mail? I'll put it on screen also. That's how some people do.

Do you have any less in the mail? I have a listener tweet. Yeah, that's cool. Some people on chat want to know if you forget who shed on your car, by the way. No, I never found that out. I don't know that. But what you know, I always say I'd rather be the dude

who gets the shit put on his car and the dude who has the car than the guy who's dabbling in shit. So he's still better than the guy who's squatting over a paper bag. Yeah, trying to pick up shit to put it on my door handle. It was with the fuck. I don't know.

Deepu, how's your life life? It's going all right. I was seeing this girl for a while. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were hook up a lot. And then I kind of just, I wanted to just focus on career stuff. So I just, she was so far away from me. It was such an endeavor. It is just like make time to hang out

How far out how far is she I live on stat now and she lives in this story. Oh shit Yeah, that's like you gotta take a boat. Yeah, you should have moved to black shell in the game Yeah, I heard Pete told me to do this. Yeah, I'm so close I still get her Wi-Fi. But yeah, it was, I mean, it was fun. It's still kind of going on. It's not like officially over, but it's... I don't understand what he got out of the orange. Yeah, I mean, it's squeezing it. I mean, you could keep scraping it for nothing to do.

That's what it is, because if you were still down to fuck this chick, you would all the way to Queens. It's just yeah, when you say career wise you mean comedy was yeah comedy wise Yeah, but you got it you know this you got a lip I hate what you gonna do say that because you got a live life To have something to talk about so we're just gonna write jokes about what the news We just keep everything monologue I don't know if you heard about this Brexit thing. You know. I get that though. I do have that thing where I listen to that. What are you talking about?

You have to go live a life. You have to live a life. I was doing that. You should. Did it really? You know, what I get to talk. You know, we had this thing about, you know, she didn't want to be talking about her on stage. I need you. You don't listen to that.

No. That was a list of other functions. It's just don't. me to talk about her on stage anyway I don't listen to that Just don't you don't say it's her you don't say it's her you don't give out her social security number Yeah, I make it vague yeah, but she'll know and she's like around a lot and it's I just you know I figure why not So you're not gonna get so you just stop fucking so that you can focus. I don't think that's the case I'm telling you I know what it is which is he got what he got out of it and it's just not worth going out there anymore. I'm on the roster In my at-bats That's dope. I think you got it. I don't understand how guys go. I'm not gonna I think you got it. I don't understand how guys go. I'm not gonna I'll hang out with you. I'll go out with you, but it's not gonna go any further. If you want to do that, that's cool I'll see you later.

The immediate thing on there like, oh my god. What if I change him completely? Yeah, that's what it's like. It's just I just don't like because he's so focused. But that's another thing a little bit. It's another way to be credible. Yeah, it's another bit. It's time with you know like, oh he's important. He's got other shit to do.

He's he's doing stuff. Yeah, a woman doesn't want you to think she's just. Oh yeah, they hate when I like I can't hang out. They get like like, what's in law and law and dumped her fucking. How long was you with him? 10 years. Wow. Yeah.

Because and just hated the fact that he loved her Fuck it got you so much You like my hair to that what you like piece of shit? No, um, yeah, that's it. It it's something I was thinking about the other day. Just you always see a young dude's will be like, let me focus. Let me focus on my career and um. Well, what we're trying to do is so is already so difficult that you know, I was taking like two, three full days out of the week.

That was to hang out with her. No, he let him hang out with you. It's the same thing. It's you know, I was talking about her as a friend. She got a call. It's the same thing. It's, you know, it's so different. She got a call, you're the show's in shape. And then, then you maintain this alpha male because you are focused on your career. She comes and hang out with you, you hang out.

And then she, she hangs around, like, sometimes, I was open, Mike. Yeah, sometimes it's like, it's work. Yeah. You fucking dragged this goofy bitch to open the mouth. Oh, it is, it is something. It is. No offer would would a baby drag her. She's better at you the god But it's she just blows up and then she like what the fuck I started her

But that is true. It's like sometimes it's like hey, this is my work I don't want to have some I don't want it I don't want it to be take your kid to work day every day You got someone hanging around you got to worry about where they're hanging if you're talking other comics I'm saying but he is here's what I find is if you take a good if you take a girl out got someone hanging around, you got to worry about where they're hanging. If you're talking about the comments, but I get that. But here's what I find is if you take a girl out, and the people, you, well, I mean, not now, but I mean, when you take a girl into your world, like you don't realize how dope your world is, like the people that you know,

the people that you're around, how when you're hanging out and you're doing, what you're doing, it's like, you know, like regular square people are like, this is fucking amazing. Like, oh my shit. I mean, my- Yeah, but then they want to come all the time. Then you just- No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm kidding, sorry. I got to- I'm like, I swear I say, I'm working. This is my job. Yeah, I can't- I can't focus on you and my job at the same time. Yeah, but you put your stuff up on public. Like you put up, like,

Oh, too big. Yes, I'm too big. No, like you, people tag you in a flyer. Oh, you're on this show. It's easy to keep track of where you're at. They just show up. Well, no, that's, again, that goes to stockish behavior. No, you can't, no, I can't show up.

Oh, I got a phone call. I got a call. Can we answer that? Well, that's super. Show up. Hello. Oh, they got there. You got a turn if you can. Oh Can we answer that Turn your computer down buddy. Oh Jesus You gotta turn the computer down they got yeah everything's fun on our end They just they're playing a loop back and forth. Yeah, I want to hear them so Remember a long time ago you told me to invite They got yeah everything's fun on our end. They just they're playing a loop back and forth. Yeah, I want to hear them So I was going to hear

Remember a long time ago you told me to invite my significant other like yeah, just let them come to the show And then he never stopped coming to the show. Yeah, but you could say you could say look I'm gonna come you know, I don't mind you coming once in a while. I mean you got you could set those boundaries I mean why would that not be okay? I Mean P how would that not be okay? I mean, Pete, how would you take that if your girl was like, hey, don't, don't come? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, like, I think that I'd be,

that's something that Emily would say to me. She would go come, come this night, but don't come, because she has shows too and stuff. And there was a show last week that she, she knew that she was running a bunch of new material and she didn't want to feel self-conscious with me there. And she said, don't go. And I was like, all right.

And there was no fight, no nothing. Right, because you were, it's not like you were in a bitch. I'm like, let's get into that. Does that look super Mario? Hello. Colin. It's great. Hello.

All right. There we go. Yep. Forget it. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. My chick, she comes to a lot of shows with me, but she's also in that world. And she's in that world. And then like I'll have it like instead of it being like your head you're bringing this this goofy girl along with these guys like like the charm is goofy bitch.

No, but I've seen that before. I've seen like the weird don't like the dumb girl. It's like, I'm just hanging out. And then she doesn't contribute or say anything. But like, when Emily goes, like, I think that the other comics like hanging out with her more than they like hanging out with me, because she's really witty in the business.

So that's a different circumstance. Well, what's it? I mean, what you call it used to bring a girl around on top. Barry would always have some goofy bitch hanging out with him. Sitting in the back. Some medias. Yeah, some mediocre bitch with comfortable shoes on. And a dress over her knees.

Comfortable shoes. That's hilarious. And she'd be sitting on the side just looking at him and all like, oh my god God his feet are so small That makes me uncomfortable when you bring someone along and then they don't participate Just if there's a conversation happening and people try to involve her We will as comics we will you know, yeah, I will touch you I'm gonna take my ex I was I used to bring her to a lot of shows

And then I was like I don't really want you coming that you got like upset why am I why can't I come because I don't want you to Yeah, I can't focus on the show in this and then that Starter breaking up This is why we don't do calls. Hello? Hello? Yes. It worked. Hey, what's up?

Yeah. Yeah, the Parker? Yes, it is. What's up? Yeah. Fucking awesome. What's going on? Talk to me.

What's up, Tom? Hey, I'm a big fan. I've been listening for a while. I got to like your choice in fans. You show us. I like your choice in fans. Thank you. Yeah, I'm a big fan of all of you guys.

It's kind of the answer. Cool. Cool. What's your question? Yeah. I've been talking with a lot of girls in shit. But like, definitely a fan. I don't want a relationship, but I like, I try to be credible.

I take a month on dates. I, you know, I listen to their problems and shit, but how come I'm a asshole when I don't want to post like, take the relationship for you? Do you usually use the terms I listen to your problems and shit? I like fucking a problems and shit. I'm like fuck. I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna fuck. But it's just like it gets complete.

Like it's sometimes it's just some horses shit. Like they bad mad on them and I gotta get them fuck about it. Well, here on one here, here's, well look. If you got a puppy, you got to walk your puppy, right? You can't have a puppy and just leave them in the house. You got to walk them, you have to put the attention in. So if you want to have multiple women,

you have to be credible to multiple women, which is a lot of work. And if you're not willing to be credible to a multiple women, then you shouldn't have multiple women. It's actually more work than being... Certainly certainly more work than being with one committed relationship. Right, like, you know, they just, people, how many goats do you have to have to have three women?

That's 15 goats. That's 15 goats. See? Thanks. So, but here's one's interesting. You get guys, and so, say if you're a fan of the podcast and you're incredible dude and you listen, you listen to her shit

And then you fuck one mad bitches and and So if you're a good dude, why wouldn't she want more of you like that just doesn't make sense If you're a good dude and you're satisfying her needs naturally She's gonna want to be around you more often, but it's just like what Scopus said You can you give what you want to give. You should, you have to put your happiness first. You can't inconvenience yourself because, but if you don't want women to like you, then you got to be not, you can't be as dope. Like, if you're a good dude and you're listening and you're, you're teaching and you're, you know, escalating

her life, then naturally naturally she's going to want to be around you more often. And if she can't, you just have, you have to be willing to say, no, I don't have any more time for you. Or I, or just to be honest and say, I don't want to do it. I don't want to, I mean, here's the thing. I think we all feel like we have to have a reason why I don't want to spend time with you. It why can't it be I don't want to. I don't know when it when a chick feels that there is no there is no she do is extreme prejudice. If when she's when when season when a woman is done with you

she dumps you with extreme prejudice. She feels she's like I don't I don't you know her emotion is not there and she just moves on so yeah she doesn't call you an Uber or nothing no she doesn't go she doesn't go well I'm wondering how he's gonna feel about this if she doesn't like you she doesn't like you and she and why should you but a lot of times guys take that personal but that is even rooted into the evolutionaries that guys take take it. Take what person? Breakups personally?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we have feelings, Morrow. We do have feelings. One time I wrote a song for this girl, and then she went, and I don't need this bitch. Jumped out the bathroom window, and ran behind me in the restaurant.

I'm not the front door. I don't know what you guys are talking about. But I think we move on quick because us as women, we don't have the time that you guys have. Like, we got that- No, you have more options to move on quicker. No, but we're more in a rush if we do want to get- Me because of you, because of you.

You're in a rush in what sense, I'm sorry. Biological clock. My biological clock is ticking. So the minute we get out of a relationship, to move on like we got to keep it going You got to keep camp, but even if your old bitch would ride up eggs, they still keep it moving Yes, we do I think it's a lot easier for a chick when she wants to get back in the game She could just jump right on the treadmill as a dude

You got a for a chick when she wants to get back in the game. She could just jump right on the treadmill. As a dude, you got to start from the scratch. Yeah, we can get laid, we can't get into a real, like you guys choose the relationships, we choose to fuck. But it doesn't matter, you're a lot closer to a relationship by fucking than we are. No guy is going, hey, you know what, I really want to get a relationship.

I know. They don't do that. There's not an option. If one wants to be in a relationship. No, he just really want to just go fuck that dude. Yeah, Mara. You said that yesterday. Yeah.

When you say I know girls, that means you're looking into a mirror, Mara. So, you know, I don't know anyway. What me, you mean? It's like the sea from Taxi Driver. She's just looking in the mirror. Just had herself go on, I want a fuck. You want a fuck?

I'm the only one here. You must want to fuck me. That's not true. Girls want a fuck. But what will happen when a girl fucks. So, if Lauren wants to be in a relationship within two weeks she could be in a relationship. Absolutely not. It won't be a good one but you could be in a relationship.

It could be in a relationship. But that's not a option for a gay man. Yeah, you can't, yeah. Not a good one. I'm not saying it's a good one. It may not be the one you want, but you can have a relationship. But as a dude, even if I want to get in one that I don't want to be in, it still works. I still got to work just as well.

The difference is like when you, when a guy says, I have no food in the fridge, he has a bottle of water, roach eggs, and pink medicine. That's what you do. But when a girl says, it's not me, it means it's nothing in this refrigerator that I know, Gert, two apples. Like, it's just like a bunch of stuff you don't want. I just don't want this. I don't want this.

It's what you don't want. So you have the option because we pursue, but you could be in a relationship, just not be in love. Right, but it's now, it's at the point where like, I can be picky if I want to because I've dealt with the relationships that I was in and didn't want to be But it's a guy we don't have that option Relationship is like like pizza. It's kind of like pizza Like it's a guy's like a sauce is cheese. I mean even if it's lousy, it's still pretty good

Yeah, but I feel like that's what the show is about is teaching you yet that yeah You do have this option, but relationships to a girl is like egg salad. Like you gotta be in the mood for it. Like this guy would be good. And if it's spoiled, you're gonna regret it in the morning. So it's um, but I think the, what you're saying, I think what you're talking about is just, you know, because we're pursuing,

but I think you can have the same thing as a guy. You could be picky as a guy if you want. And I'm certainly, I've done that, you know that we're pursuing but I think I can have the same thing as a guy. You could be picky as a guy if you want and I'm certainly I've done that you know that we've had this guy. You will not fuck a fat bitch Harry. I will not. No. Which is seems hypocritical but then it seems hypocritical but then I remember like they don't fuck they don't give me any charity like no no but into you she's not into you

so why should I be. I just don't reason to be. Fucking picky. There's no reason to be um but you can be picky but that's the point is that it's still when you want to do that it's a lot of work for the man to do it because we have to pursue it's just more work infinitely to get in that dating what you what you talk about is evolutionary I'm on the second level. Hello, what's going on? Hello?

It's the same number that keeps climbing on the same table. You should block them. No, we should. But even though you even though your biological clock has stopped, shall I have tomorrow, the... You still have, you don't lose those instinctual drives. I'm not sure if you're going to get it right. I'm not sure if you're going to get it right. I'm not sure if you're going to get it right.

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hello who's this hello what's up you're on the end all right right on I have a question for Dante yeah how does he choose what girl he might approach based on does she give a signal that she's attracted but is he just who cold like hey I like you on the top do you I go cold if I like you that's based on how I go after you I don't I don't wait for the signal because I feel like if I can talk to her, then I can change your mind.

If she's talking to me, if she runs, like if she screams and runs the other way, then she don't have a chance. But if she's talking to me, I can get her. But that's years of practice and years of understanding the cues and how to change different levels. And it's funny because I had a, I was actually talking to my nephew and my nephew had this pick-up line where he would go to a girl and he'd go, um, he would go, you look like your breath smells. And so my, my, um, I was hanging out, my mom's birthday, my sisters were there, my aunts and stuff. And they were like, why would anybody talk to you?

And I go, the point is not whether they would talk to you, the point is that he's saying something that would never, that no other guy would ever say. So the guy, so now you go, so, so, you just, but if a guy said that, she'd be my aunt, I was like, if you, if a guy said that that to me I would never talk to him I go yeah he would I go but you have to engage it right so so there's so it's almost like doesn't mean that that the whole point of that is not that that pick up line

in deers you no but it sucks you in a conversation it's like all I've been to you to talk even if all you say is go fuck yourself you are already in a conversation well he is he is a thing. So I was showing my aunt how I change levels on that. So if she goes, she goes, you go, no, he goes, it's not, you look like your breath smells. It's, let me smell your breath. And the girl, if she goes, why? then you could say, well, I wanted to see if your breath

smell or not, because maybe we might be making out later. Or if she says, no, get away from me. And you go, you could go, I'm sorry, I just, you're just really attractive. I didn't know how to approach you. And I just, That's the only thing I can think of. I just only think I can think of. I didn't know how to approach you. And I just, there's the only thing I can think of. I just only think I can think of my name is so and so. And I just wanna go,

well, you should learn how to approach women and got you. That's it, maybe. You should teach me. If she goes, if she's insecure about it, she goes, why is my breath smell? And you go,

oh, maybe. Let's go buy some mints, right? So there's different ways to, you know, but you have to have the ability You have a sweet delivery on that. Hey bitch your breath stinks It's funny because Patrice did that Patrice we was in the supermarket and he's where he goes Bitch you look like your breath stink, right?

And she says what you fat mother fucking, and he, then he just bad, he was like, man, I'm sorry. And I just liked you. I didn't know how to approach. And she was like, well, you should learn how to, and he's like, all right, give me a number. Or I've seen him. So look, you got, he was in the supermarket.

He goes, bitch, you got all of them Cheerios and, and, and, I apologize, you must have six kids. And she was like, now I don't have no kids. Fuck you, you fat motherfucker. He goes, oh, you don't have no staccats, really? Good, because we should, yeah, let's make some. Well, I don't like kids. Right, but there's an answer to everything.

Go ahead. Oh, I've, what things about changing levels? I taught the women like Rocky Poppil, up boxes. I just pretty much got my head beat in. And you taught more about the changing levels part of it, because I'm pretty much, I'm a single-minded engineering candidate here. I don't really know.

So, you're saying you're pragmatic. How are you gonna take this? Yeah. What happens is, I think what happens is, if you have something that you say, whatever you like, pick up, we're talking about basic pick up. Pick up is the opening, then after the opening, there's like a chatter, like mindless, meaningless banter that creates the, creates attraction, then there's comfort, then there's seduction

and so there's four stages, right? So the, your opening is so that you get it, you can open, you know, so there's four stages. So the opening is so that you can open, so that you start the conversation, the chatter has to kind of be playful, meaningless kind of chatter, just kind of playful flirting. And then you change gears and you make her feel comfortable because she, it's something that Mara was saying earlier is that, you know, a woman has to be considered about the fact that she's a woman and she doesn't want to get raped.

I mean, that's a consideration as a man that we don't think we don't have to think about that. Um, I mean, I think about it often and never happens. So, uh, shocker, but, uh, uh, I'm trying to rape you. Yeah. And, nah, that's weird. Uh, we're trying to rape you, man. That's kind of a, well, youer, but I'm trying to rape you yet. Nah, that's weird. I'm trying to rape you, man. That's kind of a, you know, whatever. You would have to be like Brianna of Tarth. I'm trying to rape you. I like that big bitch.

Yeah, I kind of want to rape you. I kind of want to rape you. But it's a situation where you, so whatever that pickup is, it's sort of like a flow chart. You have to, you have to practice that so that you have, you know every angle of that. So the only way you do that is it's kind of like how we write a joke, you write a joke,

and then you figure out what the punchline is, and then you figure out every angle of it. So the same thing happens. It's what happens in counterholds in a way. Right, so it's like, if she's aggressive to what your opening is, you have to be able to handle that. If she's, she's receptive, you got to know her. Because you get sometimes a guy will, you'll say something and she was like, oh, you were like, wow, you're really attractive. And she go, you are too. And then a guy goes,

oh, shit. I don't know. So and then he'll feel every time I freak time. I have freak out. I go, oh, this is going to be it. I'm going to fuck this up. Well, then you have to have, here's what's interesting is that. And this is what I don't understand. Guys get asked and get the same responses from women over and over again, and they don't have the answer. Like, even if you'd have a girl at your house, the girl is going to go, I've never done this before,

or I don't even know you, or you don't even know my name, or you don't know my favorite, what's my favorite color? Whatever. So you know what the test is when you're going in, but nobody studies the test. Why not have those answers before you go in? And also don't say, every time I'm gonna fuck this up, visualize the win. Right, go in there. You're already saying that it's you're going to lose, which is fucked up.

I mean, but you, but you are, you know, the reality is that you're going to make mistakes. And, and you can't, you have to go in it knowing that nobody's good at something right off. Nobody starts out being great at something right off. It takes practice. And mating intelligence is funny because now psychiatrists are looking at the ability of men to or people to get mates or to have sex as a so there's like 10 different aspects of intelligence geographical intelligence, spatial intelligence, different things. So now there's a whole another aspect of it Which is mating intelligence is a guy who's able to get a girl in bed Which is it is a skill set that you have to practice and if you don't practice and that's why we say late-to-five bricks It's talked to five women a day, but it's not just

Late-to-five bricks and talked to five women a day. It's it's learned from these interactions. Each one of these interactions is a lesson that you should learn from it. And you should take those fundamental lessons and then put them in your file cabinet so that you can reuse them again. I always say true wisdom is the understanding of underlying concepts, how it relates to situations that seem irrelevant, but really are not.

So once you learn fundamentally a rule, this cosmic and universal rule, you're able to apply it to every aspect of your life over and over and over and over. Don, I gotta cut you off there. The program just to reset. So give me a minute, I'll get us back up. Sorry about that.

For the whole show. Yeah, no, we got the show, I can say. Okay, we are back. Sorry about that, Don. It's all right. It's right. But so I was saying true wisdom is the understanding of underlying concepts, how they relate to situations that seem irrelevant but really are not so that once you learn a fundamental universal law, cosmic and universal law, that law can be applied

to everything that you do and that and that's women and children and everything because everything is so interrelated. So, but you gotta practice it. And if you're not practicing, I mean, even with dealing with your woman and dealing with these kind of challenges, it's something that you have to practice

and you gotta be diligent. We gotta go. That'd be... It's weird that it says his name. Hi Ben. Hey, what's going on guys? What's going on Ben? That's much, man.

I got a real ask question for you guys. I brought this chick that I've seen for a little while. Okay. Dressedically in love with her, okay? No, no. Mistake, but go ahead. No, it's so sorry. It's so sorry.

She's got to ask like one level below scopos ass. I'm listening. Got my attention. Alright, so everything goes great for about a month or so. Everything's awesome. Everything's totally great. Nothing wrong. Nothing goes wrong. A month in, she gets scared and runs away, okay? Okay. And then she goes and runs around with her little friends and does her little thing for a minute and comes back to me at least five times by now.

And it's confusing as fuck. All right, stop. Stop, okay. Okay, here's the first thing. You said that everything was perfect. Clearly everything wasn't perfect because then she wouldn't have ran. That's, you have to,

every woman is a direct reflection of the guy that she's with. So, if you're, where you thought that this was you were creating this kind of comfort and this kind of safeness, that may have been the case, but that may not be of what she wanted. Um, so.

See, that's kind of what she's saying too. It's, uh, man, what, what is it that you think that she would need? Well, I don't know her. So I can't really say it. You have to be the guy you're with her every day. So you have to be reading these signs. What, what I would say, first thing I'll notice is if you're saying that she's gone, left you and come back and left you and come back.

The question is, where's your credibility for allowing her to do that? If she can leave you and come back and leave you and come back every time, then why is what's her incentive to stay? When she could just do whatever for once? You have to set up because she goes out there. She finds all these different things that aren't me and realizes after she has her playtime that, okay, I was in the right spot the whole time. My point is, why is there no consequence for the fact that she can put your life on whole, run around, do whatever the fuck she wants to do and just come back. Because I'm a broken man, don't you?

Yeah. So that's the point, there has to be, she thinks she can do that. I think it in, I think to it with her last night, I really am a very level-headed individual, but last night I let into her about it, and it just blew up into a fight and then I hadn't heard from her today.

Yeah, but here's the thing, you're talking about it. You're talking about it. Like anytime you talk, if you go, listen, I'm not gonna let you treat me like that. You have already let her treat you like that. What you're ultimately saying is, the next time you do this, if you do this to me again,

ooh, I'm gonna give you a talking to again, which you've already lost your credibility. You have to take action and not talk about it. So when she calls you, you need to be unavailable. Yeah, right now I'm like, that's the thing. I have been unavailable. She's been thinking that I don't have enough time in my life for her.

No, no, no, I mean, unavailable is why would you take, why would you keep taking, you said, she came back five times, why would you just keep taking her back? Oh, because of that ass, bro. Yeah, well, that's the thing. So what you're basically saying is, you don't mind discounting your manhood because of the size of that ass, bro. Yeah, well, that's the thing. So what you're basically saying is, you don't mind discounting your manhood

because of the size of her ass. And that's, if all your manhood is worth is a fat ass, then your manhood ain't worth much. And a bunch of bitches got fed us. She ain't the only one. That is true. That's it, the only thing. She really is.

She's a good chick. She's not a good chick. She's lost up in her own shit's a good chick. She's She's not a good chick because lost up in her own. It's interesting. She's not a good chick. Anybody that takes you, takes your time for granted, takes you for granted, leaves you, does whatever the fuck she wants to do comes back and shows up whenever she wants to and expects you to take her back. And then when you go, Hey, this is kind of fucked up that you treat me like a yo-yo. That's not a good chick. Yes, she's a five times. She's an asshole. Five times is a lot of times.

And you keep letting her come back, but why wouldn't she come back? She knows she can. She knows exactly. I knew this too. I really just fucking needed you guys to kick me in the fucking asshole. You got to cut her off and then say, look, you don't even say anything. Just not be available. And then when she calls and she calls and she calls, let her call and she'll frantically,

she should frantically call you. But here's the thing, you don't have any other options. That's why that's why you're stuck on this chick. That's why you're afraid to lose. You're afraid to take the L. So what you're doing is here. Every time she comes back because you don't have any other options now If you had two or three different options, and she can trust me. There's some options this one is just like a plus plus plus Then you need to get she's not it needs to get she's not she's like shit personality was not so much, but that's everything

Yeah, that's it. I don't understand why you would let some money treat you like from the moment we took this call The first you said this chick is amazing. She's got a fat ass That's why you would let some money treat you like from the moment we took this call the first He said this chick is amazing. She's got a fat ass. She's got a great body And I keep waiting for you. I go I heard nothing about she's a good person. This later on we I'm just focused on the bed right now. I don't know that's your description of her We asked you to describe why you like this chick and you went she's got a fat ass like. Like, it's not, it's not enough. I mean, you want a relationship or do you want sex? See, that's the thing. We both went into it, not intending for it to be an entire relationship, but it seems like you changed your mind and she didn't. And that's where it,

that might, that might stand white. She's running. She slowly grows attached to me. And then that, in my mind, triggers me thinking me thinking oh is this a relationship now should I have these responsibilities to to do like it is so the whole monkey wrench into the what do you want what do you want it to be a relationship you just want to fuck oh man i really do want a relationship with her she i really do

why why do you want a relationship with her because i can see it working in the future. Well, how do you see it working in the future? What about her makes this relationship the fact that she doesn't even talk about your time, the fact that she leaves and comes back, the fact that she's younger than me, she's a kid that likes to ask her.

She stops making excuses for her bad behavior. I'm asking you questions. No, you're not. You're making excuses for her bad behavior. I'm not really asking you a question. It's really rhetoric. What I'm saying, when I say, what do you like about how the fact that she doesn't give a fuck about your time, you really think that I want to answer to that? No, there's no answer to that. The point is that she doesn't give a fuck about your time. She doesn't respect you. And if she doesn't respect you, why would you want to be in a relationship with somebody who doesn't respect you?

I fucking love you, man. We should have a relationship. Sorry, more attention. You know what? I got some shit I want to do and I'll hit you back later. So, but you got it, you have to, you're, you've put this woman on a pedestal who's really not, oh, she has a fat ass. Everything else that you say, and she's a horrible person. Who treats somebody like that? Who treats somebody where they just put your life on hold while she goes and dabbles and dabbles and doesn't give a fuck that she's putting you in a situation where you care about her and she cares about you. And then five times she's back and forth, back and and forth back and forth. You need to cut her off. We just, we shut

down. I think we're still going. Yeah. Okay. I've been cutting out. Okay. But you need to, you need to, first of all, you need to get more options. If you think that this chick is bad, then you need to get three chicks just as bad as her that have the options that so that you have these options so that you can actually facilitate options, you can take care of yourself. But there's nothing about this person so far that you said is nice.

She's an awful human being. Who treats you like garbage. And then everything better, dude. That's better than hearing my best friends give me that same exact advice uh... yeah it sounds like you're in an open relationship where you're the one being faithful right and she's going to be laying and that's in a little

little bit of that little bit of that and if you if you were a little issue for a month and then she gets scared of commitment runs away yeah well then you listen and nobody's's scared. Here's this thing. If Brad Pitt called her up and said, hey, I mean, Angelina's not really working out.

Why don't you know me, fuck, would she be in a relationship? Fuck yeah, because she's see him as more valuable than herself. And she would take that opportunity. So you have to treat yourself like you're as important as that. Anytime a chick says, I don't want a relationship, you got to go, okay, well, I just I don't want to just you have to what you want. What do you want? And then not compromise what you want because you're not going to be happy with that. If you want to understand, if you

want to think, I don't think that this particular girl does have the things that that I do need or want. I don't know why you don't give a fuck why you't give a fuck. Why you even give a fuck? The point is that she's not doing right. She's not doing. She's not giving you what you need. So you need other than confusion.

Yeah. You need to move on. You need to move on. But if you're going to, if you're going to fuck, if you're going to, you're going to discount your manhood just so that you could fuck because she's got a fat ass, Then your manhood ain't worth much. If you cherish your manhood and you protected that all course, you have no problem. I was talking exactly the same thing last night I told her I was like, you doing the shit

like breaks me down as a man. Like I can't keep letting this happen. Stop telling her that. No, no, no, no. It's the worst thing you could do. But guys, it's like, what are this? It's true. Now I'm going to go to the Vax.

But this is, we're talking about this. Lauren is having flashbacks right now because you. I'm already out to Lauren. Yeah, she's already having flashbacks because it's just your, your even telling her you're breaking up. What? I'll tell her anything. Don't tell her nothing.

Don't open up to her. Just fucking get over. So that was next. Yeah. Is there stuff at your place or what's the deal? If she comes back, here's down the road. What would you guys advise then? I wouldn't even think about that. I wouldn't even, I would move on and get other options.

That ass. Oh, but, yeah, you know, you got to move on. Yeah. Is there stuff at your place, by the way, or no? That's what? Is her stuff at your place? Oh, fuck no. I'm not going to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more

little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more Yeah, yeah, man, we gotta go. It's weird. We're finishing. Thanks for calling, bro. I appreciate it.

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Weird. So you want to be yellow a little bit? But I didn't fuck up. So I'm like, oh, that's not happening. Oh, that has nothing to do with getting yellow that. Your face has so much joy in it today. You know the smiles in this place, me, they're weird. Deep blue, how you doing?

You doing good? I'm doing good, man. This was great. Thanks for coming in. Thanks for having us. What have we got to learn? Let's end our dates, everything. Yeah, Lauren, what you got going on?

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