Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Dave Attell and Us

Episode Date: April 28, 2014

Robert is joined by Dave Attell, Mike Vecchione, Rob Mailloux, Lynn Koplitz, Kurt Metzger, Kelly Fastuca and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Bobby and Nick together, you don't wanna miss this one. Thursday May 1st at Harris in Atlantic City, and then on May 2nd and 3rd, Robert Kelly is headlining at the stress factory in New Brunswick, New Jersey. That's Friday the 2nd and Saturday the 3rd for tickets to both events go to robberkillylive.com or go to the events page at riotcast.com or to your tickets now they are going fast. I know rules. Is that a microphone? No. I'm sure I've already said should I record it? It's rubber killing. You know what, dude?

You know what, dude? I know what! I guess. I guess. I'm white cast, I guess. I guess. I'm tied. I'm tied.

I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. I'm tied. Alright, we have a very special, why is this fucking thing so far away from you? Did I strength you? Did I move this?

I can't fucking lose the thing. Alright, we got a very special lightning WD show today. We got some of my favorite guests. All right, we got a very special lightning WD show today. We got some of my favorite guests. One of them not. Not you guys. Which one is not? You'll find out at the end.

You're serious. This very special show, we got my friend Rob from Canada, Toronto, who runs the Dark Comedy Festival. Nice. You love that. Who, uh, who, uh, that brand new comedy festival that's going on for a hell of a year? Yeah, free. Stop downplaying the fuck, face. Oh, thanks, man.

I'm just a human, too, though. You could just talk about that. We know. We're looking right at you. I didn't say it was just a lapse. All right. Um, we got Mike Vecchione, who's got a, uh, brand new CD that just popped out. Yes.

What's it called? It's called muscle confusion. Yeah. We got one of my favorites, Kurt Madsker. Hi, Bob. Five o'clock, shadow, Kurt, and fucking noon. And then we got, you have anything you're plugging? I'm gonna be on comedy underground on Saturday with Becky-owned. That's what we're gonna plug all that.

Oh, we get to have it. We got David Tull, he's gonna be here. I mean, he's here now, not gonna be here. I'm right here. He's here with, and he's got his new special coming out. What's in there? It's out already, the road work special. And where is that film at the Village Underground, correct?

No, that one, the road work was spilt, excuse me guys. You all right? Road work was filmed in five clubs. We did this over, play the song again guys. Robert was filmed in five clubs. Go to the silver, play the song again. Robert was filmed in five clubs on the road, and so it's kind of the best and worst of those shows. What was the five clubs? The Acme and Minneapolis, the William and,

that's the best club ever. Yes, it's one of the best, I'd say. First of all, the Minneapolis audiences, they are incredibly just glad to be out after Arctic vortex, Game of Thrones winter So they just they just love it. Yeah. And then he'll even filly. Yeah. Great club. Great one. One of my favorites. Uh, stress factory in New Jersey. One of my friends. No, I'm kidding. Uh, did did Vinny do 45 in front of you? Vinny was very professional. I got arrested.

Yeah. And he was very professional. What do you do? Do you do a phone call in front of you fucking out of that? No special. He just did his usual with the, you know, camera thing in the audience and, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the gloves. They have like the dumb and dumb are the best of that. All your favorite movies. I have to be a movie after that for you. It always scares me when the crowd is just fucking dying hysterically at some type of blooper reel. Oh my god. Fuck me. They have the you know the Caddy Shack, the thing dancing.

You know the go for the go for you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did an honor of working a guest. The author. No one called Rob on the fact that it's called a road work special in the astute. It was filmed in the village underground in New York City.

That was the that's the comedy underground show. Yeah, yeah, the only place that's not going to call you on your fucking stupid little joke that didn't work. It took a while.

People are talking. I had to take some fucking time to sit on it. Um, and then you have your your show that's on Comedy Central Yeah, it took a while. And people are talking. I had to take some fucking time to sit on it. And then you have your show that's on Comedy Central. Which you were a part of, I appreciate you doing it. Which were all of us except for Rob. Sorry, it was a domestic thing. I know. I can go out. I'm gonna be so gonna create jobs. Unbelievably unimportant on his podcast right now. No reason for me to be here. Yeah, which is let's explain to people with that. How did that show come about? And what is it about? Comedy Underground is, that was Comedy Central's call.

They wanted to do a show. I assume it was because they wanted to do a late night dirty show. And also, I guess John Oliver was leaving, which I don't think any of us knew, because he was the one who was doing this kind of showcase show. And I said, sounds interesting, but if you're going to do it, I want it to be hardcore, no, like storytelling, all stuff.

I wanted to be more down and dirty kind of stuff. And they were like, sure, and then I figured that would throw them off because usually that throws them off when it's like, well, too dirty. We're not going to like it, but they came back at me again and again saying, like, yeah, no, we really want to do the show. So what I did is I wanted to make it look like my special like club work like really in clubs you know. So you know I thought it would be a great idea to do it at the village underground which is a great like venue for both music and comedy I think.

It's my favorite fucking venue ever. I was supposed to fill my special there two years ago and they kept saying new wave kept saying no, you got to do it in the theater. It's not, I was like, I'm not a theater guy. Exactly. I play clubs. I don't do fucking theaters. I always hate that when you see some person who you've never done theaters and all of a sudden they're in front of 2,500 people.

Well, that's like Kurt, you're a special. No, Kurt, I've seen a taste of Kurt's news. When does that come out? Any? A tentatively June 20th, but it could move. Okay. That's white precious. You know, Comedy Central and that's in a theater.

Are you okay? But not that is like 300 people. Yeah, it wasn't really good. You girl came in and literally scared the shit out of me. Shade skit. Well, she has booties. No, well, she came in. You didn't tell anybody that you were bringing somebody and she kind of came in. And I was like, I thought she was going to come up with me. But who are you? I go, I go, in you didn't tell anybody that you were bringing somebody and she kind of came in and I was like I thought she was gonna come up with me, but she's who are you? I go I go can you be anymore?

She just said yeah, I go can you be any more comfortable? He goes I can I was like and she can be yeah, she took out a knife and it's happening It against Ali's throat. I'll slice this white bitch back on the whole theater versus comedy club I didn't I'm with you on that I'm not I'm not a theater act even though I've done like theater shows never feel comfortable in it I don't even think my audience enjoys it because you know I like the idea that they're right there and you do too yeah and I think all these guys guys know the pros and cons to both. But these guys have told me on the road,

they've done theater shows with me. It's never as fun as a club show. It just never is. And that's why when I did the road work special, I wanted it all in clubs. I wanted it like popping around. And people were like, well, what does it look like? And I'm like, it really is pretty much

as close to a comedy gig as you can gut. Because I have the cameras right on me. I give cameras to people in the audience, and the audience really like stepped up. I mean, honestly, you know, from the beginning of the shooting, to the end, the whole process got better. My director guy Scott and my editor Jeremy, like they got it right away,

and then the editing, which was like nightmare something long, I've told all you guys like, pulled you aside at the seller like, oh my God, man, I've been, you know, it was was like night mirrors really long, I've told all you guys like, pulled you aside at the cellar like, oh my god man, I've been, you know, it was almost like a, you know, it was definitely like, it was one of those things where like, I never thought about finishing. It's like, I felt like, I'll be that guy babbling, talking about anything, you know.

And, you know, That's like what I did my first CD, I did seven shows, and I fucked off on all seven shows. I didn't just do the hour. I just I a wing it. No, I had I had seven hours to go through. And like this joke worked here, but it's all right. And this was it. And I had to go through it. And then at the end of it, it took me months to do it myself. And then at the end, Jack Vaughn at the time of comedy. It's great. He goes, Oh, we would have done that for you. Oh, fuck it. It's really hard for the, I guess you could call it the let go process.

I'm like finally getting it out there, but I'll tell you I was blown away on both the road work like the reaction from the comedy fans, like just blown away by it. And the comedy underground, like the people who dig the comics and also the whole idea of it of like late night uncensored and filtered, it's out of control. It's great. You know, I mean, Access TV came out with one a year ago and... What? Well, they did, but yours...

Sorry, that's my cake. I had to cover that with a clown, I'm just going to... Well, you know, it's a live show, which I love. I love live, because you, I remember who? Dangerous, yeah. It's fucking crazy to go live. I, I, I, but it's also something freeing. I hosted one and they were like, just keep going.

Yeah. And I remember I think somebody the week before one of the hosts stopped, he fucked up a joke or something. And he was like, let's do that over. And the guy was like, you're live. Done. But I heard they had restrictions on that access one that they really had like, you know, like, their language.

Well, I don't think, I don't think. I don't think. No, there's no restrictions, but I think what your show, which I love, I love the about your show, it was produced. Fuckin' amazing. As far as the lighting, the backdrop, you make, you make the village underground,

look like a totally different fucking place that was bad ass. And then the actual thing of it, I remember I was fucking bummed because I was excited that you asked me, but I, you know, my set, I thought it was good, but it wasn't the greatest. Well, I asked you a couple times and you told me that you, you were in between sets and you were also working on an hour and I respected that. Most of the people that I wanted to do it, I was like, they're probably bank in time for an hour. Yeah.

So, you know, there was the guys that I knew that would do it just to do it. Yeah. And then there were the guys who I think are like, I'm like, they're getting an hour ready. But I think it was a fucking, it's a great idea and the way you guys produced it, the way it looked visually. It looks really good. It was really high. Thank you. Was that you?

Was it all you? Well, yeah, there's a lot of camera problems. But luckily, the cool thing about it is to keep it raw and really keep that audience camera, which a lot of people think is a joke, is really the best way, especially the kind of comedy we all do, which is like joke driven, hard comedy. It really does look good in that little camera. It really does. And I think every guy who's seen it here, like this week, we got like Kurt and Mike and Nikki, Nikki Glazer, super funny. And like,

what all of you used to do the show about it? She was exactly, she's gonna have her own separate. I was like, look, you're promoting, I don't care. I'm not, I don't care. Dave tell Dave fucking. Yeah, fuck, I'm doing it. Everybody, I'm going with own. I have my own show coming out. I'm doing a six part with own. No, I, I, I really do feel like a capture is like the club, the club thing. And the out. I'm all over it. I'm doing a six-parter with own. No, I really do feel like it captures the club thing. And the audience, I'm not just saying it because the people who have been tweeting and commenting, they all get it too. So, you know, there are club people out there.

We just have to support them. That's really the cool thing about this show is that there are people who want to see it in the club. They don't want to just see it like an outdoor, you know, amphitheater or like a big deal. No, I was trying to explain this a couple years ago to fucking new wave. I wanted to do mine at the seller. I wanted to get the little small five D's of whatever D

five, whatever they are, put around eight of them in the room and just hit record on and do two hours. That's it. And whatever the fuck happened. Because the laughter is you can hear when somebody gets the joke a lot. You can hear when somebody gets the joke a lot. You can hear when the joke pops and when somebody, when a few people laugh, in a theater it's like this rolling almost like an ocean laugh. If you're lucky, if you get that, look, like these guys, like you guys have done theater shows,

what do you think? Yeah, it just dissipates faster. It's the high ceilings. I think in that, we're all comfortable in that small world. If you hear somebody, if you hear somebody's CD versus their DVD at a theater, usually a CD's at a club, right? The laughter is so much fucking better because you can hear the joke kind of, like more people get it, that one lady just cackling

because she's still laughing in that fucking joke. That to me is like comedy. It's like, yes. Well, it's more intimate more intimate to yeah Mike. What did you do your CD? The one I didn't have to stand. Okay. Yeah, so it's a small room. What's the name of it? Muscle. Actually, you're being kind. That's the smallest room. We I'm doing it at the stand. You're really doing it in your house. Really? It really is. We have pamphored special. We'll be right back. I mean, really, it really is, we're at Bamford Special. We'll be right back. I was sorry.

I'm a commercial alum now. I did it at the stand, but it was like a tight, it was good because it was a tight room and I did a long time and I went through the same process. It's like I had, I did like an hour and 20 minutes and then it had to like, edit it together and edit it down. Right. All myself. Which I'm like, this is just like a never ending, just to never end across. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. I'm filming my

special I at the village underground in July. That'll be great. Yeah, I'm excited that I said no. They came back and they were like they wanted to do it at some theater that I think Comedy Central has done nine feet shows. Right. I've seen five specials there. And I said, John Jay. John Jay is actually good. I hate it because you know why the fucking stage is too high. I wanted to find a theater if I was going to do it with a stage was on the floor. We could be level with everybody. That's comedy to me.

And I finally found a place downtown. They were like, no, you're going to do a John Jay. We worked it out though. They finally came back. I was like, fuck it. You can shoot it over at the village. That's great. So I'm excited to do it, I was like, fuck it, you can shoot it over at the village on the ground. That's great. So I'm excited to do, yeah, because I feel like

you should be right there. I should feel the see somebody's face and be, you know, as far as the joke goes, the tempo, the feel. And when I did your show, it was, like, when you do these specials, it's so disconnected. When you do comedy shows, whether on TV, because you're always at some theater or on some fucking crowd that's disconnected from you

and they're just like a robot, they laugh when they're supposed to. At that show, it was like being at a club, they laughed when they were supposed to, but sometimes they, there was a couple of things that I was like, it was bleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

And then filming this. You saw Jay's set when that one girl heating his guts right in the front row. And I think they had like the one girl wanted, home one girl wanted bang. I thought that was cool Like the one girl when you were on stage. Yeah, she was like into him and then but her friend was like Because she's talking about awesome horse fucking joke But they I think Jay's only like they cut it way down from like way more hate on her face I think J. Tony, they cut it way down from way more hate on her face.

Yeah, I really did. No, time was really, you know, and I was involved in the editing towards the middle of it, to the end, because, you know, I talked to all of you at some point about, like, you know, I'm gonna jump in and like, because, you know, the one thing I do

is respect you guys as comics, but also just comedy. And to give Comedy Central credit, they also were like, we don't to touch anybody's bits and I go well You know what there's too much material we need to cut it down and they agree You know we all had to cut it down and I was like well This is the way we should go. It's just like strong sets and you know I think it works for everybody because nobody's supposed to leave watching that show going like I wanted to what this guy does

Like they're supposed to see what they do from what they brought material wise and It's very difficult because a lot of you guys had so many good bits and then some of you guys You know basically there was so many camera problems that some of those bits were unusable Well, yeah, there was I mean there was a little there was a couple fucking issues with it But I mean look I'm sure that you The the audience is never gonna know that shit. We'll know it because we're fucking crazy and we know how the shit goes every night. But when they edit shit down on TV, there's some party that has to just let it go and be like,

that's a hard thing to do. It's a hard thing to do, but we get to get to remember that the people watching it have no fucking clue of the way it's supposed to be in your head. You know what I mean? So if they cut it down, if they cut it down to five minute, eight minutes at the five minutes, they're not gonna fucking know. It is what it is, because funny's funny.

Well, Dave was really, I know he was really, I cut me myself down, guys, how about that? Yes, all right now. We're gonna try not be a South Korean captain, but I'm not gonna disturb this. Who's the, who's the, who's the, who's the, who's the, who's the girl lady? Who's the lady on my show the big Lunelle Lunelle. Yeah, Lunelle is a

classic. I know her from back in the day San Francisco Oakland and she's a comic and an actor and she was in she's in Borat. Yeah, she was in a whole great movies and like you know it's just amazing how like she stepped up and did this for us. So it was really good to get her. Yeah, it was

great. She was she was she was crazy. She just sat down. She was fucking toasted. Yeah, it was great. She was, she was, she was, she just sat down. She was fucking toasted. Yeah. Because the best, the fun part about the show is that you sit up at the bar. Right. And there's cameras and you're just fucking yapping.

And she was getting toasted. And she just started getting belligerent. Yeah. Fuck you, you have to fuck up. That's something that's funny about like, if, you know, even though you don't think people care, they do care. It's like the bar element, as we all know, is important to come, because that's where we

all hang up before we go on and everything. But, Comedy Central didn't really get that. They didn't get what I was going for. And I had to tell several people that it's supposed to be a party. We're all hanging out, let them all talk. But there was some camera problems. There was also some production problems. But we did get good taste of what it is like for the guys to hang out.

And, I really do. It's you know if you think it's obvious It's never obvious to a network. You have to like over explain it pull out puppets do this Because I mean they just do they're just too now you know, it's like a network thing. They don't get it Me and Lanelle's puppet is the same size You and Lunella at the bar. There was so many great clips like just like hits I don't know if it's gonna be on the behind the scene stuff but they're definitely is some really funny banter between you two yeah it was very what's up I'm bringing that word back I love how like on top of it Dave was with these because he called me up he's like I listen to me with some camera problems there's like a very huge

visible ball spot on your head I'm trying to cut around and say I mean it wouldn't even occurred to me to worry about that and then when you sound like, oh yeah get as little of that as you consider it. Why didn't want you to think that like I was clowning? Yeah, well because I did that sketch on Eamy's show and they had a light right on top of my head where I could really just see my scalp. Well, you know what's funny too is the actual show. You shot two shows a night, I believe, right? Yes. And how many shows total in the whole run of the series?

Eight. Eight shows. This week, episode three. This is episode three. How's the show, the ratings going so far? The ratings are going up. I think a lot of it has to do with, we're really lucky to get like Jeff Ross'

on the first one with Jay and the guys. And then, Jay Moore was on it? No, I'm sorry, Jay Ocasin. Jay, yeah. And, you know, Jemaine and Joe Deroce, they were the first one with Jay and the guys and then Jamie was on it? No, I'm sorry, Jay Ocasin and, you know, Jibain and Joe Deroza, they were the first episode. I heard they killed it. They really did. Not all of them. Can we take a two?

Two of them fucking get in the way. No, but the, you know, every week like the comics are backing up, but it's really like, you know, Amy and those guys, which I really cannot thank them enough for coming by. And they all love the idea of it. They really do love the idea of like coming down like you know already is gonna be in one gym, Norton I mean like there's like some really cool people that came by. Yeah, I don't see that on Comedy Central They find this a great show. This is out of the box

It's it's comics hanging out fucking around with each other doing some different shit I love the idea. I love the whole idea of it and and and to be edgy to finally to be able to do what you want to do and not have to worry about it was great You know, I wish I wasn't doing my hour because I had some I had like a five-minute thing that I wanted to do But I couldn't die. Yeah, no, I totally I totally respect that but everybody killed it Louie cats fucking the night He rocked out. Yeah, I wasn't the cameras were down on a lot of that really You're like I keep saying you guys don't believe it. There was serious camera problems Well, let me ask question was the camera problems on my set or is it just look we can just cut this No, no, no, there was some problems on everybody's set like like I'm like on my special road work

We had camera problems and I came off with that thinking like the one thing I know about this is like it'll be professional Camera work and then there was no more camera problems. I think that just has to do with a new show. Would you get a new camera, Julian McCullan? Well, we took a lot of at-risk youth, brought them in, pick a given responsibility, they'll step up. Love it. How do you have camera problems in 2014? I'm telling you, you really got to be on top of every part of production.

I should have shot it with my iPhone, we would have fucking no problems. Now that would be the next level. Look at this show right now, no camera problems. I love it. Well, you run a tight chip here. I mean, let the Canadian kids say something, forgot to say it. We're not a people, I'm here. What's up for you?

You really do have that look of like hijacked Somali boat pirate photo journalist. You know, I love you. Just a lot of shade. I've done the dark festival with Jay. I was out there last time. Have you guys ever done it? I did it last year for the first time, but I did it by mistake.

Oh, yeah, because I was on the Just for Laugh store. Yes. And then they called me up and said, hey, they want you to do another week up in Toronto. I was like, sure. Yeah, absolutely. And so then right at the tour, they go, yeah, you get it. You're done. I'm like, what do you mean I'm done?

I'm doing it. No, you're doing the other the dark comment. What are the fuck is that a switch? I had to go from a really nice hotel to a fucking okay hotel And then I had to go from sold out theater shows to this fucking like a weed den Three people in a dog I went there with Jessal neck Because it's like I always thought like a friendly guy. Yeah, while a dog with the dog shit on the stage Now there you go. That's a fucking metaphor So I think of this I get it after 15 minutes

No, I let another disgusting every time I go in that fucking weed room. I love I mean it where I want to be cool But I don't smoke weed. I've been recovery for 28 years. Well, you smoke that night. Yeah, halfway through my set, I was really coming up with some funny shit. That's a cool set where like somebody will get up and you think like they don't like the show, but they'll come back with the delicious pool of organic soup. Like, it's like, you're not taking this.

I'm the come back in and it's like, fresh baked something. We're all gonna wash our feet after the show. And people pass out there all the time. You have to warn people before the show, like someone will just fall asleep. Like not fall asleep because they're bored. They'll just have no option.

I thought I was falling asleep. It's passing out. What does the need to get so high in Canada? I don't understand it. It's another level of blowing. Beautifulness. Weed is just perfect for going through boring things. So it really describes Canada to a tee.

I don't know about that. Toronto is on the cusp, I think. That is the next power city. You guys have your own film festival, correct? Yeah, yeah, Tiff. It's a big one. There you go. I don't know about that.

Yeah. We got quiet, didn't we? That's nothing to say about the film festival. If you ever see, if you ever see, you're looking at the, I'm looking at the, we're have a chat room going to, because we are live. We're going to take some questions. If you guys have questions about the show for Dave Kurt or Mike. I want to throw over the whole group questions about yeah, I know I added everybody

Except for you know Canadian If you have anything if anybody has a question about Canada. Yeah, please. Yeah I forgot to introduce Kelly. Just do them. I'm sorry Kelly for still can hear and I forgot to introduce Kelly for stuka. Hi mate. I'm sorry, Kelly for stuka here. I'm Kelly, you're from Australia, right? I am, Dave. So that we call that hot Canada.

Yeah. You guys get along at all or no? I love Canadians, they're silly, but they're fine. We have health care. We love each other. I love it. Yeah. Some guys watching this while he's driving down the road.

Don't do that. Let me talk to him. Don't do it, bro. He's a to him. Don't do it, bro. He's a man. Have you have any questions for the guys? Please, I just hit a button, the wrong button, so get that back up. But here's the thing.

There's when the thing that I loved about the show is you immediately went back upstairs, and there was the next show coming in. Usually when you do these shows, it's so fucking tight and so uncomfortable and you're so frazzled that's, you know, that's, you have to have the meeting and this, you have to go over your shit and in this lady with a fucking no pad and you get some type of shitty swag. Like, I got a beach bag one year. What the fuck is that? You guys gave out the best swag. I have ever got. Thank you.

Thank you. It's called GoPro. Yeah, GoPro cameras. They gave away GoPro, but not just the camera. They gave you every accessory. You got to mount it on your mountain bike. They got it on your boogie board. Your hookers forehead.

I love you. They have all these like mounts for like things you would never do. Oh, on your, what's your call? Your solar powered wind machine. If you're eating, if you're eating a salad, you can mount it on the fork. I strap that right to my head and made porn immediately.

You really? Yeah. Really? You got a massive piece too. Did you do a little POV of your cock? I, you can send me. It was just a porn of me. So yes.

Oh, you just jerked off. That's become more prevalent on porn sites now a lot of self jerking. Yeah. That is that huge. Is that guy's who just are proud of their method or what that about? Scoop a goose. Scoop a goose. Google hubris. Is it a clive? Is it a cry for help? Guy Jack, you know, but he's like burlesque. It's really not for anybody.

No, I don't know why we know audience. Why would you post that on the site? Oh, Canada comes in strong. I'm just gonna snip it. I'm just gonna lay back. I'm gonna lay back. Who is Berlesque for? No one, there's no audience. It's not stripping, it's not comedy.

Yeah, but you know what I'm here. How dare you? Those f**king ronie. Berlesques for those people that are like rocky horror pictureshoes people with toilet paper, with the stream, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah He's right that it is just fat girls. It was like the with the legendary wood host They had so many hot girls doing like bullshit fake stripping like they were like real strippers We wanted that old-timey horse Yeah, and you know, they're all theater people so they're all stripping

Openly and finally we stared at them so hard we ruined their little theater They stopped it naked so quickly. Yeah, because that's not artistic what you're doing, leering at them. Yeah, throwing dollar bills at their fucking budget. It was more J. J. Well, they were just mad that he had mittens on it. Ronan, Lynne, some are, Lynne, Coplitz is here. Hey, Lynne.

We saved you the most uncomfortable chair. These are like, Bobby, I hate to tell you dude. These are like, you gotta make a deal with sleepies or something. These are horrible chairs. You know why I keep them, I keep marble to keep you fucking. This is like you get popped in the back of the head. This is a very mafia Italian. If you sit in the couch, Kelly, you just fucked up the whole camera. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, thanks for coming. The first time I ever went to Philadelphia, I played the laughhouse and I met the legendary Wade And that night we didn't have any place to stay. We were gonna stay up all night and catch

a seven o'clock in the morning bus back in Toronto. And the legendary wood was like, you can't just like stay on the street and fill the outfit all night. Come sleep on my couch. Are you gonna try to stay on the street? Yeah, we're just gonna walk around until seven o'clock in the morning

because that's what we used to do in New York because we would just walk around going to stuff in the park. No, it's a tumbley going down the street. Yeah, we didn't realize that. And in the legendary way, it was like, oh, you can stay on my couch. And both of us made a decision. I'd rather take my chances on the streets and fail to

alpha, then stay on whatever the legendary wids couch look like. No, you could have slept in his prop trunk. Yeah. And then, cobbled, we were just talking about Dave show. It's orsale, by the way. Everybody show. Well, I'm going to be underground. How many underground?

And you did it the night. You did it the great. I did it. Yeah, I'm gonna underground how many underground and you did it then I you did it the great I did it yeah got to say come like five times. Yeah This is the problem with this right now. I've already said that I did okay on it and nobody has denied no you took All of them I didn't I didn't like my said no you killed not with nobody said that I just a little had to beg for that No, I was I went into it with like I don't have any material So I might get a Jesse Joyce they were helping me out, but at the end of the day I mean I'm up with no material

It's yeah, these poor guys had a work on their own acts, but at the end of the day I realized that like you know the crowd work in this situation is important So people get to see that it's really like happening. And none of those people were set up. All the audience camera people were super cool. They get it right away. They wanted to be a part of the show. And that was like really important to me

that like, you know, the audience is a part of it. So I think that that is really prevalent in every episode that you see the audience, the comics talk to the audience, you see them looking into the camera. That's like important for me. I did it on the roadwork special, and it really works in the comedy underground. Right.

How did you feel to make a rich man of my own shit here? You should be. It's a great show and a great idea. We'll see. I mean, all around, because even some of those shows visually stink. I mean, it looks like somebody taped it with a fucking iPhone. Some of these shows visually stink.

I was watching it upstairs and it visually looked fucking awesome. It looked amazing. It wasn't even aside from the content. It's edgy just because it wasn't a bunch of fucking stammering alt comics. We're giant glasses like so I, Batman. What else?

It will be that season three when they run out of us well, I like I know I never I'd never seen Hannibal burros Hannibal burros going dirty pussy cat Dirty pussy cat, but that's like their A.G. Is thing. They'll be like what we got you know, yeah They like a real lead back You're in a fucking bookstore delivery. Oh comedy central. That's like all the comedy for a while.

Was that bullshit? But because, first of all, it always, it always, it always, no, I know, I love Hannibal. It always comes around, but people get sick of, you know, whatever is popular, it fucking just falls out. Music happens in comedy.

And I think that finally, our style, my style style of comedy which I love is everybody in this room except for one person is is coming back which is truly just some somebody's individual personality on stage is what I like right when somebody just goes up and fucking goes off as themselves right To me, when I came up, the comics that I love were silhouetted, they were just them. Even me, Billy Patrice, Bob Marley, Dane Cook, we were all from the same area, but we were all really different, even though we were similar.

We were fucking different. And that's kind of how, when I came to New York, Norton, a towel, Voss, Robinson, it was everybody's, but then there was a certain, I don't know, I could be wrong, but everybody was kind of the same. I mean, black, white, spank, you all kind of. Well, it's a hard material versus what he was talking about, which is more of a storyteller kind of a set up punch tag.

It really is like, I said to them, I said, I know you have like two other shows where they do more storyteller, more, more, you know, like that kind of an act. And like I was like, I wanted for like the, the harder act, especially the joke driven act. And I also said, like he brought up Jimmy Sheer with these guys that I know, like Tom Rose, you know them, I mean, they've been on the road for years. They've done tons of stuff and like to bring them back and like throw them people's faces is what it was about. Fuck yeah. I would say like the most important thing was that like you say this kind of comedy is

come I I baked it different. I'd say that this is kind of like this is like a hiccup on the way out because we live in such politically correct times. Yeah. And that the audience even though the audience says they like it in theory in in practice. And he very few comedy fans that really dig you pushing it. And that's why we have to support those people. Yeah, but Eddie Murphy did the same shit. He got you know, when he was doing all that

gay stuff, you know, the gays against them. And then then signed felt and stuff were in. And then dice came in and he he was the mother fucker selling out arenas and that went out. And then I mean, I think rock and roll. I think so. I think this is I think you're right. I think people like it. I think it might be a dirty little secret to them. But I think so. I think this is I think you're right. I think people like it. I think it might be a dirty little secret to them But I think when they're there and they're enjoying it. I think I think funny. It's fucking the future is going to be a snorky meme That will be your Yeah, a meme you know at the stupid photo like white girls be like and it's just like Some movie that's what these fucking millennials like now that's I mean he's being generous to say story teller

Yeah, there's stories are Kurt has no he doesn't care about his career at all Where is it going their stories are like how and how they had a weird day By the way all the stories it never dulles them is just them. It's just like and this guy said to me I was like well could you not say that but i think that's a big enough of a club that like that story telling style that he's describing would not survive in the club

no you can follow the middle of the local guy with the local comment and the nine t-shirts emerge you'd never be able to follow that you can't do that in a new york club because you won't here what are you guys saying you're talking about the storytelling thing is a negative thing Well, it's not a comedy I'm not gonna tell somebody Smiley like I use it was called smile and nod comedy. I don't know. I'm not gonna say that it's not that it's bad

I'm not gonna say what you would have somebody likes it wrong I'm not gonna say what you would have somebody likes it wrong. But I like the fucking lunatic you are. When I go downstairs, I know you're on stage. And if somebody does something, you'll snap on the fucking crowd. You go fuck you, you fucking loser. You don't know where you're gonna go. I like to think I make it funny. Of course you do.

Yeah. Maybe for real time we would take two lives. You're pissing me off. Why is wrong with you? You give her a compliment, you fucking taste it wrong. It wasn her a compliment you fucking taste it around a compliment You fucking loser The point of it was you clever about it. No the point of it was that you Moment like if somebody you don't just tell you jokes and that's it and that's all you got no

No, I definitely know so now you fucking understand you Something clever well you jumped in too far. Right now it's gonna go into the fucking end of it. I haven't said a fucking thing about sitting here from back in. Right now this is going on all over the city at Penn Station. Couples, couples and crumbles. Somebody says you have great tits by the way. Why?

Yeah. You're online. That's a compliment. I don't even realize that. Who's a good comic? I saw a lot of good answer important point about that makes it is that even or even with the

real brought on their very aggressive even with the towel my point is with you is that you we live in the moment on stage is not just There is a bee plan, you know we can go up and we can tell our jokes But if somebody or somebody's face bugs us we're gonna gonna acknowledge it. And it's gonna be funny too. I'm not saying you just snap the fuck you, but we kind of go wherever the fucking room takes us. You know what it is, Bob? Here's the word, we're adaptable.

Yes, there you go. We're adaptable. I call it bully danger. God. No, but I think we're adaptable to our times. I think we're adaptable. Like, it buzzes shit out of me when I see some alt-be little fucker. And, you know, for example, somebody actually said to me once that it was said to my friend

that I was setting women back. Without hell. It was an alt comment. How are you setting them back? Because I did a joke where I said that women age like bananas The end of it is that women in their 30s are ripe and then I say to the guys if you're dating a woman in her 30s You feel like she's trying to trap you. That's because she's trying to trap you. You see can I just say one thing on this joke? Are you done with the joke? Yeah, I mean

No, but that's not that's not hard That bothers me so much that she would say that because first of all But that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's like don't don't get that because they didn't expect it really bothers me like in front of her and I said to her you know what because she came up and said you were great and I go why did you tell my friend I wasn't why did you tell my friend I set women back and she was she got flustered is this a comic yeah and I said tell us her name what's she was she was turning 30 she's she famous so if you said her name we'd be like oh yeah shit. Yeah, you all know her. So so it's Sarah from the key and Sarah 30 yet. I felt like it was a third but here's what happened. Murphy said that to you now. Never. What else did Marina said?

Here's what ended up happening. She said. You know, it wasn't marine. I can't believe Chelsea fucking would do that to me Well, that's just not I'm just a little more She will she said to my friend that she was more cerebral than I was Yeah, but I think I could guess this bitch. We should play again called guess the bitch I'm gonna tell you what I ended up saying what I ended up saying back to her as I said just tell me this and check What we were upstairs the objango? I'm confident and this is a dicky cocky thing to say, but I go, I could get up on on this table right now, if we did. And we make all these fucking Indians in here shut up.

And I can make, I promise you, I can make people laugh in here. I know for a fact, I go, can you do that? No, it has to be terrible. And she goes, she's, this one she said, she goes, I don't really, I don't really care about that. That's not what I'm about. And I was like, that's it. Well, then do me a favor and stop doing the fucking job.

But here's the thing though, it's not, these people aren't worried. They're funny in certain circumstances, in certain situations, with certain audiences. She's a great writer. We don't have a book. When you're on the road and you're not fucking famous or you're not selling out all seven shows at a fucking, you have to be funny.

That's, oh, you don't come back. Yeah, yeah, to get out. If you walk a room every fucking every show because they don't know who you are, they're not there to see your style of comedy because it's everybody. Somebody shows up at a show on a Friday night's first show. They're just there to see a fucking show. So you gotta be funny. Yeah, but these people now don't

build that skill because they never work clubs. So now what happens is they don't have to. They don't like Lynn has, Lynn's a real comment. What do you mean they don't have to? You don't have to think of other stuff going on. I'm asking you. They don't have to because they have like, it's almost like they skip over that. They skip over that and to get TV or whatever they're gonna do, whatever it's a means to an end. Well, that's why I say like guys give me shit for like,

I don't, you're a middle guy, don't sell merch. Because you should, right, to be, I want to become the headliner, to sell merch someday to have as DVD. I wanted there's a progression that you go to where it's like, okay, I'm the opener. I want to become the middle of it. I want to become the headliner,

and then I'll make a CD, and I can sell the CD at my shows to my fans. That doesn't exist anymore. Because the hierarchy, here it is. It used to be that it's like the military. All of us have been on the front line. We've been to battle. We have gone and fucking fought.

Now what's happening is these guys are coming through, they're like, rotsy. Like they're getting these credits and they're general, they're captains or lieutenants or whatever the fuck you are. But they didn't really earn it in the trenches. Well, it's like in Canada,

you're getting any of this whole thing? We didn't know that war system at all. Do you know what I mean? I'm a human Canada. I know what you're saying, but I think that like everybody, what are you doing? Oh, I think. Don't you worry about what I'm doing? I'm producing the show. I don't want these cameras to shut down like you know what? I could care less at the

middle sales merge. I don't care about any of that. I do. Because you're a millionaire. I don't. No, I'm not a millionaire like that. I'm saying I'm saying like the whole idea of like going on the road and like doing shows and clubs and all that kind of stuff. 99% of every comic out there right now is an unknown guy or lady trying to be funny, trying to do the time. And I know myself when I first went on the road, I couldn't do an hour, I couldn't do it. And like every week was a trial and tribulation. And before that, working in the city was a big deal to me. All that kind of stuff, when she says that,

like people are jumping through that, I do think that there's, there's, for some comics, there is like, kind of a fast lane to a certain type of road. Yeah, I mean, but it's been there for a whole club. I don't doubt it. I think it used, it used to be,

clubs don't wanna be now. But it used to be Montreal. You go up there, you get a 500,000, and all of a sudden you have the motherfucker, but you get 10 minutes of material that you did in new faces, but you got a million dollars in the bank, and you got a TV show,

and then we were all like, what the fuck? This guy's with 10, 20 years in the business haven't got that shit, but it never really lasts. And now they got MTV, they'll throw people on MTV, and all of a sudden they're selling a million tickets to fucking you know 16 year olds and and it I mean what is that? Yeah, but they're gonna have a lot of money. God bless them if they're funny. Look they're not God bless them Anyways, because they're not gonna say no you can't expect something to go right. I don't deserve it right

Right, I mean fuck it. I'd take it. You know, they're gonna have money and they're, but this business has a way of fulting itself out. It really does. This thing is so annoying about that chick said to Lynn is fucking, so Lynn has her chops and Lynn's actually calling Amy would say that to you first. Yeah, way out of line. So it's like these new, there's new breed of girls. I love the phone. There's another podcast going on inside the podcast.

Yeah, this is crazy. Can I just say I love the phone. Here's another podcast going on inside the podcast. Yeah, this is crazy. Can I just say I love that Lin Kaso? Lin, whatever fucking cookie she's smoking, she just whispered into a microphone to me. Like, doesn't understand the concept. Great. This actually amplifies your voice. No, no, she's a great, she's a great,

she's not one-headed. We didn't hurt it. We don't hurt it. There's a new breed now. There's a new breed. She's a good writer, she's a great writer It's There's a new breed though where it's like you had your child you like all that women are funny She's like you did you job like a fucking man, so you get that

you get that what the fuck I appreciate that link it hang at a fucking table and break your fucking balls like you do so now the new thing is you don't have to do that you get to be creed old and fucking and I blame all of you fucks because you don't because you jumped you jumped me in it was like a gang you had you had we had petries we had people that pushed on you you either cried or you survived for bigly a cry now you get to cry now you get to cry and then there's a blog about how it was hostile to

try to get you fired for it here's where it all ends up somehow Jamie Killstein is the best comic that's where I call them all killsteams now that's my name you call the millennials I just call them killsteens. That's my name. I used to feel bad for Mike Probeck. I remember he would actually get tearied when Patrice and them were there. What do you, I wish. I used to get fucking tearied.

I used to cry leaving that fucking door. You were nice to me. You told me one day, don't let them upset you because I went in the hall and cried. Yeah, I knew fucking. I was got tearied. Well, here I feel fat right now. So, here's the thing. It's just a sponge. Here's the thing though, is that the reason Yeah, I knew fucking I was got here. I don't know. I feel fat right now

Here's the thing Here's the thing though is that the reason why this show I really love the show and as soon as you said it I even though I was I want to be a part of it I was excited to be a part of it and then I saw the lineup of it too It's like very rarely do I see something where I'm like I yop. Yes. Yes. Yeah I agree with everybody who I knew was doing it I was and then like you said to have fucking, yes, yeah. I agree with everybody who I knew was doing it. I was, and then like you said, to have fucking Tom Rhodes and,

and uh, I had no problem. Like the only problem was there was too many great acts. And, and I always said to them, I go, if somebody that you want, cause it's their calls, you know, it's like, it's not like I'm, you know, going there,

Gus Van Sanding, you know, like whatever. I mean, like, I said, if it is a problem, we'll just call over the seller and we'll have five people here right now who have a good tight five minutes like whatever. I mean, like I said, if it is a problem, we'll just call over the seller. I'm gonna have five people here right now who have a good tight five minutes, whatever. And I was not worried at all because I knew that like the seller acts

could immediately jump in to like, you know, to take it out. So that was like my, you know, just backup. So I would, you know, talk like tough with them and then I would say that like, you know, if we don't get the person we want, we can always just bring someone to sell it. Who is the guy junior something? Junior stop is Doug Stanhope. Well I think it's probably one of the best comics you know he's my guy that I think of as an icon of comic. Doug Stan has he been on the podcast yet?

I've never had him on I met him. I've only met Doug a couple times. The last time I met him was he was doing carolines. And I bumped into him and he was, you know, he's kind of a shy guy. He's not really like, hey, what's up to you? But I really do like him. And I do think he's, you know, one of our greats, right now. He reminds me of, well, I think Kurt,

you and him are kind of the same. You take the hard road on a lot of material. A lot of problems. You take the hard road on a lot of material. You take the hard hard road on material. Because we all know like the joke that the audience isn't going to like. And like his crowd is fanatical for Doug. You know, they like it. They like it rough like that.

So that's cool to see. I saw the one. He does a bar show. He makes what we did look like a Denny's like Burthing Party. Because I mean, he does the hard hard bar show. And junior who you brought up, Junior Stopka is a great guy. I work with him in Chicago,

but he's Doug's opener. So. But I saw like people I'd never seen with a really, I'm like, there's no way Comedy Central picked this guy. And it's had to be. That was my call. Yeah, that's it. There's just no way.

But that's good when they finally fucking trust us, man. When they try to, when they listen to us, where are the ones? We know. if anybody fucking knows we got it. Looking at the line of it did remind me of like bands picking bands like it was people that we would watch. The only thing that put in artists on artists like on my space or some show.

The only thing that bug me is they have this beautiful wall of all the comics as you're going down which was awesome all the comics on the, but it was literally 80% derosa. It really was a lot of derosa. It really is photo jacket. And now one photo of me, actually complained. I was like, where the fuck am I? I'm on the show. The guy came over.

I don't know. He didn't work out. He didn't set his photo. I can't say it. 20. I took a photo shoot for this gig. I mean, even one derosa is a little too much. There is a little too much.

There is a whole de rosa. Literally. It's grandma's house. It's a lot of ranting. It's like 80 fucking de rosa. And they look great too. Him looking great. Was it like an evolution chart?

And he was like the fish platypus thing? Before you get to it. A full marky. We're five seconds away from a shoulder joke. That's a last one. I'm gonna stop it right here. So now Mike, you got your CD coming up. Lynn, what are you doing special? Yeah Lynn.

Come on Lynn. This is as close as I'm getting anything special. Come on. No, I don't know. I left my manager and now I have Rick and I'm not working on this special right now But I'm going on tour with Jenny McCarthy. Oh nice Stopping vaccinations. She do

It's actually you guys would actually I think I got a door is that It's called dirty sexy funny is it sponsored by wall burger? No, what's up? What is it that was that was you who it was. Oh, what is it? That was the produce of the Audi Langshot. Oh, shit. The producer of the Audi. Oh, how is the already doing?

Yeah, let's just talk about the rest. Shout out to Audi and we miss you, Otto. And I'm on a show now, too. I'm going to bring that up. I'm going to bring you a fucking deal. Are you still promoting? We've got more talking to those. Hang on, let's say, Lynn, let's talk.

I got you trying to overhost it. We're actually talking about dead people. I don't want to ask the question. I'm like hang on, I'm gonna say Lin, Lin, I'm gonna talk to you, Scott. I'm trying to over host you. We're actually talking about dead people. Why isn't Joan on your show? We hang on, we're talking about the time. Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin. He couldn't do it. And then I figured I was like, she's being nice. She doesn't want to do it.

And then I heard that she really lives in this thing. Listen, but she's not like, she's the thing for me. He just brought up, auto and George died. Past away. Well, one of us survived. Which was a fucking tragedy. Well, he's not alive, but Otto's dead. And he was one of the funniest guys

walking the fucking planet. So I really would like, if you guys go buy a CD, go check out his stuff. If you don't know who he is, I've been Facebooking about it, Bobby. What, he was? He also was very into animals, and he'd like you to make donations to,

like I'm gonna donate to ASPCA, and you know, he's really, who's really into that and George who is Jewish was never allowed. Son of a Holocaust survivor. No, no. And then already Lang said, of course, I do Lang is in the hospital. Is he still in the hospital? He's in the hospital. I think he's doing better.

He's not doing the show. He's coming back at Friday or something like that. Norton's host in tonight. I'm actually Mike Calhead. You know Calhead. Yes. Mike Caldda is hosting tomorrow. I'm gonna co-host with him.

And then I think I think Arty's coming back this week. But he, yeah, he was, What happened? Got a little sick. I had a better thing. Diabetic shock. Shock, yeah. Kinda, we'll end up in the hospital a little bit but uh... you know

we'll be by the way did you see a fucking this was a dick so you know you have really is probably a drug real like you think it's hard to believe that he has diabetes that you know you think that's a that's the well it's just fucked up because a lot of people a lot of comics have been dying no yet in the last month i mean we live as long as like, I guess you could say, African dictators or something. I mean, like we never, getting to 60 is a big deal for us.

Professional wrestling. Well, because a lot of guys don't really abuse they have, I mean, a lot of cocaine, a lot of drugs, and then you quit. Just eating on the road is bad. Yeah. Are you a jumpin' at that? Yeah.

Fucking the most in-shapshape guy ever on the show. I can't help it if I crossfit. Didn't John Panetta just die? Yeah, John Panetta's dead. But Mark Twain lived to a ripe old age of what? What was it again? What was the other guy that died? Does somebody else have another comic?

The Brennan? Not a Brennan. No Brennan? No, no. Brenner! Brenner, sure should've. David Brenner. That was weird.

That was just weird. Neil was justner. Wow. That was weird. That was just weird. Neil's just a living skeleton. That's what. Robots can't die. You know, I love you, baby. I'm, yeah, they're out of view of Pog. Yeah. This is a real slam fest.

That's where you just call this podcast the slam fest. I can't believe though, Otto. That was really fun. That was really sad because he did straighten up hardcore. He straightened up, he was doing great. He was off everything. He was living life a lot better. And actually his, his, his Letterman appearance was fucking brilliant.

I don't know if you guys saw that. If you don't remember, when was he? He just, he went on and was hammy trash, Dave, like George turned to Dave and then turned to Paul and said some fucked up shit. And you know, he was, pulled off Letterman without letting down a true auto and George fans. You know what I mean? Usually, you know, people that go on that show, you did pretty what they want. Yeah, yeah, you got to do exactly what they say.

He said some crazy shit. Yeah, yeah, you got to watch. It's on YouTube auto and George on Letterman. It's a fucking brilliant set. Can I promote one more thing? I've been talking about it now for like yeah for like weeks and weeks weeks It's the operation purple which is the charity. I've been giving money to and like some of my download money's gonna Go to wait it's for the veterans children to go to summer camp a lot of them are deployed multiple times their kids

Just don't you know they really like need a place where they can go and like you know have a good time and then there's you know there's so many other pro there's so many other issues these veterans are going through in their family so this thing really does help if you go to my site davidthell.com you'll see what it's about and people it's been amazing operation purple it's the military family assistance and the website is Operation Purple dot Dot what if you just thought of it? My site right you really can see it, but yeah, all right, but there you go. Yeah, absolutely All right, did you would support me stronger there on the truth? No, I was I was with you I was trying to get them to exactly to the

Well before the show we were trying to get it on your site. So it should be on your site But yeah, we're gonna we're gonna put something up on the ride-cass site so why have I never been here before? I don't know. I just got the shits get in my I burn it that was in the room and then Lynn wide eyed me why have I never and I was like oh my god who's that? You guys really go on you have a special why can't I even get in your fucking yeah show

because you still a Tito gang banger is that what it is? We're on the show right now. Why can't you right now be good enough? I know, I'm on it because Dave wanted me to be on it. No, this is not true. That's absolutely not true. I wouldn't have anybody on my show.

I didn't want on my show, Lynn. You think I just put people on my show that I don't like? You ready a mind? You're one of my favorites. What the fuck is your problem? What are you so, I said no. I told Bob you know.

Everybody else didn't want you except for days. I'm up here. I'm up here. They're foul mouth sitting women back. Yeah. They're going to come in. They're going on your own mind. And I told everybody that you're going to bring treats.

I would gen and bring treats, but I'm on a diet. I'm on a diet too. No, Lynn, I love you. You can come on anytime you want, except next week, the week after, the week after. Just come to Kelly after the show. Just kidding. Alright, so listen, here's a deal. We're going to take a break. We're going to do some ads. Everybody's going to take a piss,

have a cigarette break, or whatever the fuck they're going to do, suck each other off. We're here promoting a bunch of shit today. We're promoting Canada. I promote it out. I'm done. You're done. We're done. We're gonna do Mike Vecchioons get his brand new CD taped live at the stand. What's the name of it again? Muscle Confusion. And why is it named Muscle Confusion? Because I have that's my best joke. That's right. It could be something deep, but that's really

what it is. That's joke. I just want with it. Title Confusion. See if this was real true morning radio, they would hammer him on that title like are your muscles confused And then we got Kurt Madsger has nothing to promote And this week On the underground I'm on the underground on Saturday. I'll be at Moon Tower comedy festival this week I heard that festival's amazing. I heard it was I did something industry that'll be a braille improv bringing it hard Valley style L.O.L. Times Square in the middle of the night all week nice

You're gonna be in Braia with a bunch of six-year-old men and true religion jeans You're gonna be in Brea with a bunch of six-year-old men in true religion jeans Some type of diamond crystal dragon shirt. That is that's a fantastical town All right, and then what do you got? I'm gonna be at the seller in the underground all weekend And then I'm gonna be on my second and third. I'll be with dirty sexy funny in Huntington long island and it's somewhere in Pennsylvania. And that's with Jenny McArthur. You got Jenny McArthur, yeah, it's 30 seconds. It's me.

It's the Long Island, and that's where you. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, I have to look it up, but we're also gonna be in Atlantic City. Who's the else's on the tour with you? The following week, May 10th. Who else? Me, Jenny, Paula Bell, Tammy Pesca, Tammy. Love Tammy, I love Tammy too. Tammy would love to doca Town. I love Tammy.

Tammy would love to do your podcast. I would love to have her in. You should have the girls in. We should all come in Jenny. We can do an all-girl podcast. I will just unplug my mic and leave you guys. No, I'm Jenny. I'm sure I do.

Yeah, absolutely. I'd love to. And Paula and Tiffany had us. She's really funny. I heard the first show was great. Yeah, it was really fun. I gotta catch that somewhere in Pennsylvania show. I can't. Some bunker.

No, no, no, no, if you go, if you go to my Twitter app, funny, Lynn on Twitter, it hits all on there. But you know what, when we did it in Vegas, I honestly thought I was gonna die, because we went out the night, and we went afterwards to the hard rock with Donnie and Jenny. It was crazy. It was crazy.

I cried. I cried in the airport the next day. I was that hungover. I just sat and cried at a bar in the airport and drank another bloody Mary. Good times. Are you okay now? Bob, I don't like the way the attitude you're getting. We'll be right back. What happened to that? We'll be don't like the way the attitude you're doing.

We'll be right back. What happened to that? We'll be right back. We'll be right back after this. So you guys watch the live stay tuned. I check this out. Right, right, right. Hey Robert. Yeah, what's up, Bob? Do you have a special lady in your life? I do. I have my mom, my sister, my wife. I have a couple mistresses and a tranny.

But do you know that for Mother's Day, there's a special deal at... All right, that's fine. They can make noise. Glenn, you can make me just... You know, like a full fledged, you can make noise. Well, Mother's Day is coming up on Sunday, May 11th. Yes. Something sweet to that special woman. Yes.

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And I let you know it's not just your mother, it's your sister. It's your grandmother. My wife is now a mother So I got like four mothers That's a lot of mothers. I got a couple mother fuckers I can't talk to you right now Lynn. I am fucking doing a read you fucking maniac She's whispering to me. I said don't talk loud and then she bangs a glass I'm sorry and then she starts talking to me in the middle of it. I love trying to do a read would. I know you love. I know you guys should do a podcast together. You can have Kelly. I'm gonna keep scope. Let's go Kelly.

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Okay, where am I going now Kelly? Okay, we're going to. I don't have it. I don't have anything in here. You should do the very next page. All right, go to the next page. What does it say, Scuapo? What does it say? The very next page? The very next page. We've got the books. Where? The books. Where is it? It's not here. Yeah, general. It's right there. Where it's called General mail, but then let's face it folks sending online flowers. Oh, you know what? This is the real I like this one actually sending flowers online flowers does suck. Okay, you know You go in it's supposed to be 20 bucks and by the time you done it's like $75 and what shows up isn't what you ordered it's almost like dead and then you get spammed from the company because you ordered online you had to give them your email and it's nonstop okay this is

why the geniuses at books at books the books dot com that's B.O.U. Q.S. I know it's a little weird name but it's the books.com launched a whole new way to send flowers. That's the the Bokes. It's in the bouquets. Yeah, the Bokes. Uh, bouquets, exactly. The Bokes because they took, uh, bouquets and simplified them.

I don't know how they made that. But anyways, you can send flowers straight from a sustainable farm located on an active volcano in South America. This is stupid. Seriously, this is the copy. I can't believe this This is stupid Kelly. This is so stupid. It's crazy. I mean, it's it's really an active volcano in South America and The volcano flowers and they charge a flat rate of just 40 bucks with free delivery Okay of just 40 bucks with free delivery. Okay?

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that special someone a book. Don't forget order today with the promo code dude to get 20% off flowers from a fucking freaking. Whoops, I'm not supposed to swear. Freakin volcano. It's a volcano. You believe that? They actually grow them. Someone's having flowers so we can see what they look like. Yeah, send their flowers and strawberries. Yeah. From other's day because you know she killed a couple babies. in the world. Shhh. What else we got?

Anything. We got one more. Next, we got Harry. Where is it? It's the very next page, darling. Let's go both through the fucking read. You fucking gave it to me, like, Well, I didn't, I just,

You get me to the page, you fucking stomach. Harry? Why is it always my fault? Not your fault. Because it's mostly your fault, He's under blame. Okay, well there you go. All right, I'm gonna make some fucking changes around here i'm getting rid of i'm getting rid of two people Rob huh we're friends yeah anyway suggested here we go

harries is less than one year old okay It's already disrupting the shaving industry, offering a better shaving experience at better value than the giants, like Shik and Gillette. I went into the store yesterday to buy Gillettes, 30 bucks for eight races. What? It's unbelievable, it's fucking unbelievable. I mean, I can get dinner for my family for 30 bucks.

The company makes amazing German engineer, anything German you know is good, because that stuff from World War II, all those little, all those things are still around, right? I mean, I got a German knife, a DAW, engineer blades, the German engineer blades, and they care so much about the quality of shave that they just purchased the 93 year old German factory

that makes them, okay? Jeff, the co-founder, who also founded Eyewear Brands, WarBee Parker, and there may be similarities in our disruptive model, which, and what the fuck is this? Amazing value, highly personal, and dedicated customer service. Yes, Kelly, thank you for saving the day once again.

You son of a bitch. You really are. You should just get away from the show. You should go get a job on a morning show. Excellent. We're really good. $15 gets you this set that includes a handle. We can't spell.

We read 15 bucks. It's not that. You read that. Read it. You read it. I'll read it. They give it to her. Let her read it. Here'll read it. Where they give it to her? Okay, let her read it. He go Lynn Just go right at the microphone reading it cold because did you read it? I read a cold

Yes, yes, don't try to back out now. Just read just like I did she handed me the piece of paper Right there. It says Jeff our co-owner go Right there Jeff our co-owner go Into the microphone into the microphone Jeff Arcono. Not all of it, that's amazing. Right there, Jeff Arcono, go. Jeff Arcono. Into the microphone, into the microphone. Jeff Arcono, our co-founder, also co-founded IWare Brand Warby Parker. And there are many similarities in our disruptive model

which emphasizes great design, meticulous craftsmanship, amazing value and highly personal and dedicated customer service. Product, $15 gets you a set that includes a handle three blades and shave cream ship to your door Hairies even offers a custom engraving option to engrave your initials on the razor. Should I improv the rest Bob? You're really good. You're great Bob. First of all, he gave me the wrong page really good. You're great Bob. First of all, he gave me the wrong page. There's a whole other page over here. Yeah, there's two pages. Yeah, he handed me this like this. So I started reading like that. That's okay. That's all right. That's a round. I've got a bit more

about this. Here's the thing. You really are Lynn. Give it to Lynn is amazing. I really am a fucking illiterate douchebag. I don't think you're going to prove we were on. I thought you nailed it. I thought all the drugs you're taking, you're gonna mumble some words. Some of your pro-zac was gonna fucking... I'm not on pro-zac. At least the Botox. So long time ago. At least the Botox, fuck up a lip.

Whoa, add a raw. You ever heard of the other page, guys, man? I'm from Kade Customa Benefits. Yeah, there you go. It's been a while. We're in here. Oh, okay. Kade consumer benefit.

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And they ship them right to your door. They ship them right to your door. You don't have to go out with CVS and ask some lady to unlock the vault to give you your fucking blades. I always feel like a criminal every time I try to get razors because the thing and the buzzer and I gotta ask some lady that behind the freaking desk or whatever.

I like that they're made in a factory in Germany. Yeah, anything in Germany. I have this stuff. It's like not some little Chinese blade. I have this no- that they're made in a factory in Germany. Yeah, anything in Germany. I have this on. It's like not some little Chinese blade. It's like not some little Chinese blade. I have this no-sia trimmer that's made in Germany. It's this little thing you're spinning, you know, is it's really good. Mike, you should invest.

Do you? Yeah. I use it all the time. Yeah, I use it on my ears too. It's a less than a year old company. Yeah, it's brand new. Harry's is brand new. So go to Harry.

Did you know they're disrupting the shaving industry? They they really are well This is what I love about is that the the the there's only what chic and Gillette That's it and now all these other companies are coming on going fuck it We'll make a better blade and we'll make it for cheaper and we'll send it right to your doors You don't have to go out. I love it and if you go to harry's dot com right now That's harry's dot com and use the promo code Kelly, you save five dollars off your first purchase. Go to harrys.com, use the promo code Kelly to save five dollars off your first purchase.

That's harrys.com, use the promo code Kelly to save five dollars off your first purchase. They're not that very expensive in the first place, right? No, not as expensive as you let as you said it, Gillette. Because I don't pay someone $15 million to wear it to advertise it. No, that's not it. Anyways, good stuff on your show, seriously. I like the volcano flowers, I think I'm gonna buy those. I do.

Well, you use our code, dude, and you get money off. Yeah, but they're already cheap, they're 40 bucks. Yeah, I think Lynn is gonna be my new Kelly. Oh, yes, but I think. Wow, no, no. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But you know what here's the thing is I'm wondering if it's cheap because it's probably like they're using

some little Mexican child to go get the flower. You not do that to my fucking show. Yeah Bob, you take the ship back. I want to get the job back. You believe me. She I don't know who will kill each other first. Fucking Lynn. She's your last probably Mexican kid. She did the best thing ever and then she just lost all my sponsor. Anyways, um, kidding. I'm buying volcano flowers today. Alright, we're back everybody. Let's go back. We're back. We're back. We're back. Um, all right, we'll take a group shot

before we do it now. All right, ready? Let's go. You want to take group shot? Alright, we'll be cosas? No, vamos a hacer eso ahora. Ahora, ¿qué? All right, vamos. ¿Vamos a hacer un grupo de cosas? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, mejores universidades y centros de investigación del mundo. Tu talento te mueve. Solicitate a tu beca en fundación la caixa.org 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno. Esta es la 3 por uno señal, que significa que ya puedes aprovecharte del 3 por uno en medianas al omicidio solo pidiendo el line. ¿Saparao? 3 por uno, 3 por uno. ¡Ah, no, no, no! ¡Dominos! 3x1 in half, you're just asking for the online. 1. Separate? 3x1?

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Um, Lynn complets, yes, we were. She was just asking me about the Montreal Comedy Festival last year with you know what, dude. Yes, she were. I mean, yes, I was. Yes, I was. I was not on the show. Yeah, what do you want me to do?

But it was like a big hot podcast. Everyone was like, I'm going to Bobby think and then on the break here. Like, you know, I love you, but I don't always know that. What do you want? What do you want, Lynn? What do you want from me? What are you trying to tell?

Let's get through all the shit and just from me? What are you trying to tell? Let's let's get through all the shit and just tell me what are you trying to say? If I you how would you say it to me the way your therapist would want you to say it to me? I just want you and Don to give me the baby. You can have another one. You know what? If my baby wasn't so cute if it had some fucked up thing I'd probably think about it. But hit it. If it had like a fucked up eye or a weird tooth, I might. But we still have the ones that I gave him or do you get lose it? Oh, he grows and he didn't lose it. He grew out of it.

That's what happens. What are you so fucking attacking me for? What the fuck is wrong with you? How could you attack? He grew out of it. You fucking psycho. How could you attack someone who looks that much like a baby? Thank you.

I didn't want to come at you. I'm sorry. You don't mean you lost it. I did. You left it at the cellar in the back. Someone who looks that much like a baby You lost it I did it the seller and I told you I found it I told you I found it Yeah, you forgot that what you getting fucking he wore it for a week and then he grow out of it I'm not attacking you. I just asked you that and now you scream your fucking bike now You're fucking now I'm attacking you because that's what happens when you attack people Me you should just fuck get around Never seen such a good. Can I just say something though? I've always thought we were gonna fuck it won't some point Yeah, I just thought me and you would hook up at some point just for shit and giggles like on the road Like yeah, you're gonna like remember we used to call just together once in a while with hot Bobby you did call

Yeah, hot Bobby What got a call? in a while with hot Bobby you did colleges yeah hot Bobby always thought I always like Bobby's muscles but I always like it but muscle confusion out today but Bobby right now but you were always you always had done did I yeah but we still could have done something I would never have done anything I want to know a college you see we're booked on like what kind of was this like Boston college? You want to know that we were at a college it was was it in Boston was it in Massachusetts? I don't know where it was

Where it was or upstate I'm sitting in the room waiting You know waiting for Bob to get there and I all I hear, and like down the hall I hear, like a tuna wrap or maybe a turkey. I just, I'll need it right when I come off stage. I was like, oh my God, he's killing me. And then you put your dumb stickers on all my stuff and then they made us do like a battle like to see who lives front here.

And I just didn't even do material. I just talked and was stupid and Bob won Bob was funny. So you're saying you did black colleges together. Wow. Yeah. Can you get a e-cigarette that's a little longer? You're like fucking playing the flute. I like it. I like it. The vibrator like is possible. We're trying to fucking lure children back to your apartment. It's like this making IP. You bring us all on for tough love. It's creeping me out. We're we're all here together today because we've all have one thing in common. We're on Dave's new comedy. The Underground show.

Central comedy social, the Underground show. One a.m. on Saturday. It's one a.m. and the reason why it's unsensored. It's the way comedy should be. If you walked into any comedy club in New York City, this is what you'd get. You'd get fucking the funniest people walk on the planet doing what they do without somebody telling them I don't do this. I don't see that. It's it's a good show. It's okay. It's okay. It's it's it's I can't thank you guys enough Mike Vecchion did it one of your episode coming up Mike. It's this Saturday This is a great episode. Oh, you this Saturday?

Yes. It's a great episode. Mike Vecchione, Kurt Madskir and Nikki Glazer guys. With special guests, try up the insult comic, Tom. Oh, I love trying. Oh, I love trying. I love trying. Or as we say, auto and George.

But anyways. Craig, you asked me about auto stories. And I said this on ONA. I said, on ONA. I said, you know, auto did my Dave's old porn show and we have all that tape. But, you know, I don't have access to the show because they canceled it right now. So, hopefully down the road, like if I get rights back to that show, I would love to show that because he was really, really funny.

And, you know, like, I really wanted like George to go crazy on the clips, really funny. And I really wanted George to go crazy on the clips. Because George, let's face it, was the porn lover. Otto is more of a cinematic. He was a film buff. He really loved film. He explained film. I've never heard anybody explain film. It was a movie.

Yeah, he knew so much about movies. And it's funny too. I listened to the thing with Jay Moore and Colin Quinn. They were kind of deconstructing auto and George about yeah but it was just amazing. They talked about the you know that auto would you know look at somebody in the crowd like a woman or some an Asian lady and kind of tagger as George was talking. Like he'd look over and see her. And then a couple of minutes later, George would comment on, look at you.

It's like, he had literally be two people at once on stage. Like his put prison in it, yeah. It was crazy. It was actually genius in a weird way. But yeah, he, I guess he went to sleep on Sunday and didn't wake up and it's a sad loss. Yeah, sad.

So sad. But anyways, back to not sad shit. Kurt, when is your episode airing? This week. This week. You're on Saturday too. So you both. And then Linda Jo's air.

Oh, you lensed down the road. Linda. No, no, no, I mean, that's a big thing. You know what, right now we have the actual. I haven't actually right now. What do you got to do? Four to five. Saturday night at 1 o'clock comedy central. It's a Kurt Matt's Kurt Nikki and Mike that's a strong show and that's actually

a lot of special guest is a tribe the insult comic dog right? Right. Week after that you have Russ Maniv, April Macy and Ralphie May. Great. And special guest on that is Arty Lang. The following week that's May 10th. You have Lynn Coplitz. Yes. Lowrell and Judith Freelander. Nice to be on the first episode we shot. Yeah and these guys did a great job. Lynn, who I don't really, I don't know if you know this but I like, I never saw any of that material it was amazing, it was great. Oh really? Yeah I'd never seen, of all the times in the solar, I never saw any of that stuff. Not that he's never watched you, is what he's saying. I'm not saying that. I'm thinking, you watch it.

I do watch you, because I always, I go, hey, that was a great joke, and all that kind of stuff. You know that you could have been more cerebral maybe? You know that you said women back a little bit? You knew my rape jokes set women back, my rape. It was, your whole set was like exactly what we were looking for. You, I think, you guys, you rose to the occasion that it was uncensored. Thank you. I think you rose to the occasion that it was

uncensored. Thank you. And you know. When is did you read my episode? No, Bobby's 517, it's May 17th. You got Louis Cats, Bobby and Lunelle. Yes. And your special guests are Farah Abraham and Jim Norton. We don't give it all. Yeah, well it's so on and so forth, but it's one o'clock on Comedy Central. Then we go on hiatus. Yeah, no, I think it's been great. And the people who've been watching, who've been like commenting on it, they seem to get it too.

So I think everybody is like digging the show and let's just keep it rolling in. It was so much fun, dude. Yeah, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and tell you out that they're happy. I mean, what are they? I think that they I think at that hour, you know like there's very

The competition. I like to think it's on Sunday morning personally. I like to think that we're up against like a good morning America, so I don't know where I'm gonna but no, I Savian Goliath as long as people as long as people are watching and downloading and all that kind of stuff I think they are happy because they know it's really difficult to start a series like at that hour and it's a weekend and all that kind of stuff and let's face it, you know, who watches TV anymore like when it's on, you know, it's always like, you know, they have a new app and all that kind of stuff so I guess. But yes, they are happy.

They're very happy with the show. I think you're going to do a season two if they want you to. I don't know. I have no idea what they want to do. Would you do it. I don't know. I have no idea what they want to do. Would you do it? I don't know. I really don't know what they want. And I will say this about myself.

I don't want to spend another year of my life editing. I mean, you know, it's good and it's bad, but I think a lot of these guys, like we all know that like the obsessiveness on these projects, really is a time stuck. Like you got a family now. It's like I it's bad, but I think a lot of these guys, like we all know that like the obsessiveness on these projects, really is a time stuck. Like you got a family now, it's like I can imagine like a heart is to fiddle this stuff in there.

I mean, running a network and doing this and then doing the road. Like I asked you, I've been trying to set this up for a long time now. You know, I feel bad. Yeah, no, I'm glad we did though. Yeah, I'm glad we did. It's actually, I'm very proud of you, man. Yeah, I was all together. Dave's been working so hard.

I was on the road last week and he called to me and wanted to know if the address I gave for the rape, my rape joke, was a real address. I'm like, Dave, oh my God, you're working so hard at the length of the length. Yeah, no, I'm trying to protect everybody. I'm like, now he's standards and practices. Dave's also going through the law all the time.

You'll always get a call from Dave though, because you give a shit. He cares so much. He cares so much. You're a nice guy in the business. You'll always get a call from Dave though, because he is one thing that you give a shit. He cares so much. He cares so much. You're a nice guy in the business. You don't have to be that nice, but he's almost uncomfortably nice. No, no, what I'm trying to do is to let you guys know

that it's your show. It's not my show. It's your show. Like when Rodney Dangerfield did these young comedian specials, I'm not putting myself even near him. I'm just saying that like, that's what it's about, which is like, let the comics run the show, let them rock the show and you just keep it going.

And that's the kind of stuff we need to see more of, I think. And I think that the audiences appreciate that. They really do because, you know, from just the comments that we're getting about, like, you know, all this guy, I love that guy's joke and this guy rocked and it was great to see. Like Brad Williams was on, the majority of the people didn't know he was that kind of comic.

He's a great comic, he's a strong act. And it was just great for people to be, I guess, introduce to these people. So I get off on that. Not to blow a smoke up your butt, but it's also I think people love the endorsement of you. Like the fact that you, you, like these, these are these comics that I found that I put together.

And now I'm gonna let them, you know, I'm letting it be their show. But it's their show. Wait, I got one. When's Insomniac coming back? Is it there, though? See, no, no. Is that Joker?

Shows come back after 10 years, not? You know, but it's really funny like when you, when you get it. I can sleep now when you, when you, when you, I can sleep now is what day goes. When editing myself is probably a form of torture. And I think every guy like Mike and I were talking about his CD and I'm sure with your special, yeah, right. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,

I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, yeah, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,

I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, this is kind of fun. See, in their jokes, you know, and like, you know, weighing in on it and all that kind of stuff. I just did that with Pinet this last week. I watched pretty much whatever you could get to him on fucking YouTube. And I forgot how fucking, he just uniquely funny Pinet was. He was the club act.

Like if you said like, we're gonna have like the best club act in America competition you win because he sold out every time yeah and I would always be there the week before the week after and they'd be like oh Dude we don't even have any chicken fingers His proud like a swarm of locusts He threw the kitchen, you know, it's never like my crowd was all booze his crowd was all food But they loved them everybody loved him. He was a sweet guy. He really was. I just I just did a show at the will But Friday and the John Mason Jonathan was on before me and he's sick

Is he he announced he's doing his last tour really yeah, there's something up I was I was sad cuz you know, I've always liked amazing Jonathan. I thought it was a favorite man I first saw watching comedy as a kid. Yeah, I would I would not wait to see amazing Jonathan Yeah, he was just fucking the craziest Magician and yeah, no he's sick. I he's an out of the knackers. Yeah, he's a not him and who's that spanky or sparky? Yeah, he's spanky spanky. You never spanky. He's sick too. Yeah, he's gone. No, I'm kidding He's fine. He's fine. He's the guy Bell's palsy or something. Did he? I was kidding What is wrong with you? That is hard. I love to agree

So now that I'm a Bell's balls Yeah, my god that's gonna be my stripper day amazing Jonathan announced like at his show This is my last tour. He said what was wrong with it? Well did he throw smoke down and disappear? Then put a pencil in the air and then it's an astral. That's really sad because you're right. He is definitely like a generational magician. Yeah. He was like one of those cocky like he would. I think he started out as like a street magician too. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he was, uh, he was the first comic magician that I saw that was they they don't have these comedy shows back in the 90s and he would be on them. Yeah, you know what I mean Like do you remember what you he had just won the crowd didn't laugh at it was not like an improv or something

But it was like a mint like you have a it was had to be a fake volunteer And he put a sheet overhead and have her guess the object and I should he guess we got met It was a pair of scissors and just stabbed it in the top of her head. Yeah. Oh God. It's a pair of scissors just stabbed it in the top of her head. Yeah, oh God, it's a pair of scissors. Oh God. That's my lary. He was fucking out of his mind. He's full.

I don't know. I think he's going to hold the line. I think it'll be all right. I really thought he was a Vegas actor. I didn't know. He lives in Vegas. He has a, he got a, what's that? Where's the Wilbur Theater?

It's in Boston. That's a great theater. Oh, I'm playing there with Jenny and them too. That is a cool theater. I'm going to play it. I'm going to play it. I'm going to play it. I'm going to play it. I'm going to play it. And Lincoln lives in Vegas. He has a, he got a, what's that? Where's the Wilbur Theater? It's in Boston. Boston, that's a great theater. Oh, I'm playing there with Jenny and them too.

That is a cool theater. Are you on a store? Here's a thing though with that theater. What they did, it's, I just go fuck it. They're gonna be drunk. I, like when they first opened, they had no liquor license. So people would come and it was like a regular theater show. What they did is he bought this beautiful theater,

ripped out all the seats on the floor and may replace it with the actual Comedy the old comedy club floor plan. So it's basically a comedy club on the first floor and then a mezzanine and a balcony Okay, so it's it's a great place to play as far as doing a theater because it's kind of like a comedy club But now they got the liquor license so the by the time you get there, especially in bean town They're fucking it is. I mean, they kicked an old lady out the first hot scopo This lady was screaming everybody Lewis goes up. He's like guys. Come on. Let me hear you She's like say something funny like screaming. How it questioned to Lewis Something funny like screaming How it questioned to Lewis Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Austin guy, you know, gray handle bar must have. He goes, you gotta go. He's got nine guys.

He goes, why, why do I have to leave? He goes, because you haven't shut the fuck up since you sat down. That's what he said. I love guys from Buffett. I fucking, that's a security guy. I'm like, what did you get? Isn't there an HR course that you gotta go?

Right? Then she stands up. I got it on video on my Facebook. She stands up and starts accusing the guy of rape. That's awesome. Oh my God. She's like, he said he's gonna rape me. You and he goes, you faggot. She calls him a man. Something I'm gonna lock about the story. She's like 60, 65. Yeah, and she's on your show.

This is while in the middle of my show. And it's like, what, I can't. Well, ma''am if he's a faggot why would he reap you? Offer that I'm gonna be awkward at the merch table See that the problem with that theater is it's a good theater But like in Boston you always miss that comedy connection that kind of cool club the comedy That fucking that club was like one of the best like best best places to learn ahead line. That's where I met Patrice. You're right. That's like, you know, every comic that went up there like from New York, especially we had to really earn our bones like.

Like how many connection. Fanny. A Boston crowd. Comedy can actually fanny a hall was this intimate 400 cedar. If you can imagine that. It was kind of long and thin instead of, you know, really deep like these clubs. It was just this amazing. It was like, you know, really deep like these clubs. It was just this amazing. It was like 400 people, but it seemed like 200 people. And there was low ceilings in this right in the middle of Fanny Hall, which, you know, you could sell out even if you weren't really that because people just go to a lot of comedy.

So it was just you always made bonus. You always made a lot of money. You know, you had four Friday to Saturday to and it was just these amazing fucking rock and shows and they and it's gone. But he said he you know it couldn't make money anymore. Who was the big act of Bill's big act Anthony Anthony Clark. Anthony Clark. Uh, fucking monster. A month of those show like he would go like, you know, I need a very good man. The first he was he was he was what Dane before Dane was Matheny clock was him what about is that Dennis Wolfberg was he up there?

No, no the guy with the guy with the eye that passed away Yeah, he's got Patrice always said he used to yeah, he did the show a lot Yeah, that was what Patrice was doer guy before I was really Patrice was a door guy at the comedy connection He said Dennis Wolfberg was a guy that really kind of inspired his like getting on state because the guy was so like 110 percent on performing. I remember I used to go there and Patrice was the door guy. I was like what the like I do him as a door guy first and then we did a show together. I'm like I thought you were the fucking door guy. You know it was like I am on the fucking. You came up to me and told me he goes I want to start doing comedy and then I went through my like I'm nervous. You're talking to Mike. I'm sorry

I was because he's so imposing. Yeah, I was like you want to do comedy? Oh, that's cool And then like I didn't know if he was a comic-cater or anything like that So you know, I was like why don't you do a spot? And he was like no, I can't I'm a door man here Yeah, so but I was a door man at the improv in New York City Yeah, I think it was a different scene because up there that was like a battle show up there where at the improv? In Boston. Yeah, the connection like that was like a battle show up there. Where at the improv? In Boston, the connection. Like that was like, you walk out on the street, you're like in the middle of some kind of like,

like the movie The Purge, like people, like there's something about Boston and Friday night, you gotta get out there and just drink, like I don't know what you do during the week. Everybody can't work in a fish market. That they're that fucking exhausted with society that is going out there. Who's got put on an animal mask and so I got a weird drinking thing up there.

I gave up. I gave up. I knew last time last year when I was there kick somebody out again. This time I'm like, fuck it. I know they're going to be shit faced. But they just when you're in a club, they don't get that shit face like columns, even at the column. Yeah, I remember that.

We went there for dinner. It was never that crazy, but this place, 10 o'clock show after a Bruins game, people was screaming, I ain't one guy yellow, Pellegrino, oh, what the fuck is that? Right there with that. Who's this downtown Abbey fancy pants, Pellegrino? The guy from the hotel, I got tickets to screamed.

He yelled out, Sully! I go, is that you? Yeah, it's like a really, they're fucking trash. But you're the last of that group of Boston guys. You guys are the last ones. I don't know. Am I, are we? I think you are. I mean, I... Joe List is a Boston guy. Yeah, but I never would have, I would never have peaked him as a Boston guy.

But I, he's more like, I can sit in like a Gavin or like you know those type of guys those really fast True, you know what I mean? I would Joe's on fire right now. He's killing it. I mean I get a fucking man I don't he'll get one. Yeah, he's gonna break all soon He's gonna break. He's gonna break and everybody's gonna be all over him and then he's gonna really Plato the fuck out. You moved here about 10 years ago, right? Well, what happened? He actually came here kind of blew up as Nick's opener. I heard about him all the time. I used him in Boston, but he was drinking back then. He was on the sauce a lot, which kind of fucked him a little bit. Then he quit. He's got a shit together now. Ever since

that he's been scabbling, he's got really good. Like a year he got like really fun. Yeah, he did. Those are the guys that nobody knows about and that's when I think he should about like this kind of show is that like eventually if it did go, that was would be the guys. But eventually too, because you're doing such a short amount of time, you can have people back on,

which is great. That would be very cool. Intent. I can do a fucking better show. Maybe I'm not fucking 12th episode in Well, maybe I don't have to scrape what's left. I didn't use my hour. Whoa Just went negative Maybe wow We gotta go yeah, all right guys

Dave David tell make sure you go to his website and tell me one more time the You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know cause. Your fans are on top of it. They know that this is cool. I'm gonna give money. It's all about that. And comedy underground. Once again, all the people in the room, dude, you're included. Comedy underground. Saturday night's one o'clock.

Make sure you check it out. The comics show. Make sure you watch it live, too. Don't teevo that shit. Don't record it. Just sit down. Saturday night, one o'clock after you're fucking drinking. Get some wings.

I like to do both. I like to watch it. I like to record it and watch it. Kurt, what do you got, by the way? White precious coming out in June, hopefully. This comedy underground. Amy Shows still on right now. Amy Shows on one night. That on please. It's on Tuesday nights at, I want to say 10. 10 30, 10 30. Tuesday, Amy Schumer. Inside Amy Schumer inside Amy Schumer

It just is so funny how many statues fucking killing it right now with shows. I love it I love it So make sure you check them out and support both of these shows and and check out curts. We got a website, right? Just my Facebook Facebook And she's the best by the way Don't worry guys. Thanks a lot I'm taking off all right. Well you going to yeah, I'm taking off. All right, where the fuck do you have? You'm taking off all right well you going to all right where the fuck you have nothing to do I tuned where are you going I'm heading to have a racial war race race

race you're on you're leaving my podcast to do another podcast well they need me racially they've only got three whites yeah buddy all right my what do you got plug your plug your brand underground this weekend yeah Saturday and muscle confusion to see this out. Available on iTunes. Go to iTunes right the fuck now if you're listening live. Spread the word share. Don't just do it yourself. Make sure you share this.

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Mike Vecchion, one more time, what is it? It's muscle confusion, available on iTunes, my Twitter's at Comic Mike B. Thank you Bobby for having me on. I see you later buddy, you got it. I'm not an environment. I just saw it anyways, why three percent more important. All right, here we go.

All right, we're still doing a show. So let's keep your headphones on, Coplitz. I have to stay. You know, you can leave, too. You want to leave? No, I want to stay. All right, then. Can I sit on the couch?

Yeah, go ahead. You can sit over there. Thank you, buddy. You got it, brother. Yeah, absolutely. I'll see you guys later. Bernadette, why don't you sit down? We're going to talk to you, too. Iadette, why don't you sit down? We're gonna talk to you too.

I mean, Beatrice, shit, sorry. What is that girl that was with, anyways? She's really worth her. Where's, all right, let's go. Kelly, sit down. Kurt's gone already. All right, here we go. So anyways, now we're down to Rob.

Oh, Canada. I feel so much better now. And why? Because now I feel like I'm mad or even a little bit. Really? Yeah, that's all right. Is that how you, you're still on levels, huh? Who's important, who's not?

I mean, you know. You really do. I'll tell you why this feels small. I know this because when he, if he's around me, he treats me really nice. And then if somebody more important, he'll start trashing me to that person. Oh, true.

I made him front of, he's one of those guys. That's not true, though. Yeah, absolutely. He's trying to get on a tell of the new show. Let's make sure that you're not telling me. I'm gonna tell her. I'd absolutely trash you that night. That's not true. Yeah, absolutely. I'm trying to get on a tell us new show. Absolutely. Absolutely trash you that night. It's not that. I'm telling you that's it. You're that type of guy. I'm not that you are that I'm not I'll prove it to you. Next time you do it, I'll call you on a house full treasure.

I know. I don't know why do you need to leave as your medication, kicking in what's happening? Why do you look different? It's all going to stine out. So you go take off. I don't wanna go. Can I stop basking stupid questions? Talking to the microphone, baby. No, I have to take care of my dog. I don't know how many of you want to watch my dogs.

Oh, God, you boobs. Yes, you got me right there. Fred, I'll see you later. You like the freckles on my butt, isn't it you? I love the freckles on your titties. And I love how big your aerial is off. You don't know how big my aerial is. Oh, I do. You've never seen my

area. I have fucking a wall that I drew like a million photos of your area. You don't even know. What if they're really weirdly tiny? That big? What if they're weird? No, they're not. Look at this big. Look at this big and around the edge is you can definitely see the edge and your nipple is that big. You do not know that, Bob. Yeah, I do. I've sucked them, like that. Oh, of course, Ted. And she's like, I pant him, I'm sucking him. Yeah. That's the sound they're like,

mhm. And you would do that with your hands, like a little baby kitten. This, a kitten to do that? Yeah, they milk. Oh, I wouldn't know, I would know, kids, it is. I don't know, Bob. I wanted to ask, what the fuck, what's that, buddy?

What does Jenny McCarthy do on this to her like is she do comedy? Yeah, she hosts the show and she does She does these videos that are fucking hilarious and they're in between each act Okay, I'm see sketches that she she and Donnie wrote yeah, cuz she wrote most of them actually donnies in some of them though, okay All right, well,, uh. But they're hilarious. Gladius. Because she's on the view now, right? Yes.

This is Lewis Gomez's better half. Much, much better. Like way, way better. Lewis Gomez is my married. Before you go on her, do you mind being on camera at all? On camera now. You sure? Yeah.

Because I, well, I wouldn't, my wife is, she's totally separate from everything. She doesn't want to be on any near anything. Facebook or Twitter. Oh my God. But yeah, but you're not Lewis Gomez. Like if you, if you were Lewis and this was your, your wife, you'd want her everywhere. I don't know what that means. It means you're, you're a good looking, funny, great guy and your wife is beautiful and wonderful, right? Louis is a dope and beautiful gorgeous model. Yeah, it really is fucking crazy. How like you could be she's I have this you could be in like this fucking like I could see you with George Clooney

Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, seriously? Like, you are like a model and Lewis used to buy buy new t-shirts because he didn't want to watch it. Let me rub you world. She's a mom, she's like, she's got like a one year old. She looks amazing. With Lewis. With Lewis. So she's stuck.

Yeah. I'm sorry, I threw up in my mouth and that was real. I love Lynn, come back, please stay here, I ever. I had a drive down with Lewis and Bejus the for four hours and it was it was a trip put it that way like Lewis He's just fucking dumb and you're in charge by the way Lewis talks her on the phone so quietly like when there's other people in the room and Lewis has to call you He just goes, hey, be a trist. What's cool? You know that he's just trying not to get yelled at in some fashion But this is a guy. Yeah, he's just trying not to get yelled at in some fashion. But this is the every time he's just trying not to fuck anything up.

I mean, lose every day. Should be saying, thank you God. I don't know what I did. But thank you. Yeah, you should have a garden. Like you should have a big garden up front, like a porch that you sit on with the kid. Like, I mean, you, and he's got you where buildings are collapsing.

Literally where New York is falling down. By the way, I wish Lewis was here because when the building collapsed, the Globe and Mail, like the big national newspaper in Canada, use Lewis as the quote. Well, they, they just biggest credit. You're so real in the collapse.

And it was like a block away from where we live. I had to text him because I wouldn't have the address. I was like, are you guys okay? And he just right back, we died. I'm like, that's great. Lewis Gomez just, holy shit, I picked a bad time to tune in. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Realized dude, the rattlesnake, hashtag, the rattlesnake, your fucking husband, let me tell you something. I literally had to say to myself, Louis will piss me off. That's it. Louis is gonna make me mad. And there's no way around- You're married to him.

We're not married. Yeah, I think you're out. I think you're gonna put a rick that's a Puerto Rican one I know but I was gonna say because I can't imagine he got a ring tell him he got a ring he stole it but he had a fucking sell it to fucking keep his podcast going tell me tell me did about the girl the girl you told don't mention anything Louis oh so so the girl this is how Louis is he's hosting the show first of all it's crazy and rowdy people screaming he's like I love it I'm like I don't I really don't I don't like So this is how Lewis is. He's hosting the show. First of all, it's crazy and rowdy people scream and he's like, I love it!

I'm like, I don't. I really don't. I don't like working a live rock show. You fuck. Anyways, he comes to the ladies, the ladies, he goes up, the ladies fucking getting yelled at and screamed at. I go, Lewis, he goes, what are you going to do?

I go, don't say anything. Just go into, do a couple minutes. Just do jokes. Let them do their thing. Don't say anything. Just go and do a couple minutes. Just do jokes. Let them do their thing Don't say anything to her because if she quits down letter and he goes, okay, okay, you don't miss anything I go don't say anything. Okay, he walks up. So what's going on right here? I literally said the lady who runs it. I go, did I say like maybe I didn't say did I say not say this? She goes you did and I'm like this fight. I go he's

Like maybe I didn't say did I say not say this goes you did and I'm like this fight I go he's He's reverse like What like on a child like what do you have to do like say I should have told him to say something? Yeah, dude. I want to go up and say something You have a really good life insurance policy on him Please don't do that. I don't I love her and I don't see her go to jail I don't want to see her cuz she'll fucking I don't want to see her. Because she'll fucking, I don't know what's going on in the head of Beatrice. But look at this one I know. When I see Beatrice, I receive.

Look at Beatrice doesn't have anything bad in her head. She's nice. I can tell you. She has something bad. Because when she shows up, she'll come in, like me and my wife will be there. We're in the pool. And she comes in with Lewis.

And she's smiling like, oh my God, it's great to see you guys. We're all smiling. And then he'll open his mouth and she'll be like what the fuck is he about to say like shut up have you spoken to him it's not like it's not like she's it's unfounded she walks in she probably it's exactly what happens she probably says to him exactly what you said please don't be a retard when you walk in I tell you what Lewis is though he's a great dad. He is a great dad. He is a dad before me. He's a nice guy. Look Lewis. He's a good heart. Yeah, he has no manners.

That's what he has. No manners. No manners. No finesse. He has a caveman. No, the corum and he used to be dirty, right? Oh, you used to be in I mean, the only reason why he's not now is because I he lives with me. He can't get you in the baby. I'm down like I remember I went to the house. I went to his first apartment without her. I literally wanted to go to a doctor when I left. It was a block away from me. And it was this, it was like 1975 New York. Do you know what I mean? No, remember when he loved with Hayley? He loved with my one of my best friends.

I don't know, Hayley. But then she would come on to me. She'd be like, I'm throwing up, I just threw up. Louis had like, it's so disgusting. You go to the apartment now, like when I went to, it's amazing. It's like, oh my god, they have a couch in a living area and dishes are done it's it I don't know if there's like I should thank God for dawn I know that but we

should have a benefit for you like a yearly benefit where we raise money where we send you and James wherever the fuck you want to go like you you adopted somebody like little Ilyan. Like you brought this to me. You see, you made him a real person. Do you have to call him the rattlesnake now? Is that his new name? Now, I'm like, what about the Gamyats? Are you a Gamy?

Are you a Gamy? No. Get some tations. No, shut up, Lou. Here's the thing though, you're on your way to fucking L.A. And now you're staying here. Are you glad you stayed like? I'm really happy we stayed I didn't want to go you don't want to go to LA now

I know but he was dragging you to where Mexicans rule right? God knows where they were gonna live I'm so disturbed by this you ever see those canals that flood and when it rains in LA He was building something under there That was his plan. If you couldn't get comedy work to just stand on Ben Toro with a rake. No, no, the bag of oranges. He was going to go steal oranges.

No, but he, you, so you glad you say, yeah, I'm happy. Yeah, I'm happy he did too. Even though I like, I should have just let him go. Did your parents react when you introduced? When I played wins, did he make you call him all of his catch phrases while you fuck being like, oh, I call him your real parents react and even to Did you make you call him all of his catchphrases while you fuck being like oh, I call him your real ass to do I'm not saying fuck to her Fucking dignity

I I have more respect than that, right? You don't fucking say fuck the dark comedy ass hole dude. Fucking you. What are you real ask? I will ask you this question. Do you still have to have sex with him? I bet sex with Lewis is good. I bet it's exactly what you want. It's fucking two seconds. A couple of grunts and it's over.

I'm not going to be a little bit more of a joke. I'm not going to be a little bit more of a joke. I'm not going to be a little bit more of a joke. I'm not going to be a little bit more of a joke. I'm not going to is good. I bet it's exactly what she wants. It's fucking two seconds, a couple grunts and it's over. When you describe him now in real good. Palm olives. A couple loufas, like a couple loufas. She hoses them outside, like a fucking pet gorilla. She has to throw meat and let us add him so he eats while she stays distracted Lewis fucking nine colored cock look go

He's he writing anything in the chat room Out of the chat room he's probably fucking he's on his way here probably he's probably fine He's not he He's probably fine. No, he's not. He's doing something somewhere. Oh, he's not. Where is your baby right now? It would Louis. He's watching the baby. He's watching the show. That's why I was able to take this.

He's running down seven street with the baby in his arm. He's trying to get him in the role of a play. He's got James strapped to his head with fucking alcohol. Oh, James! He has a GoPro on James. They both have the same Tito or T shorts on him. And you got to give Louis says he's very cute too. He's very who is? Yes, he's cute. Well, yeah, when he pushes his teeth up, he's very

looking. If you're not downwind of him, he's looking here. Here's a there's the where hats. Here's the problem though. Is you're so amazingly beautiful. Beautiful. like like if he was Kelly we wouldn't even happen we'd be like we get it I'm in I would have no other women in the room and she walks in I'm like how's that good for but I remember when I first met you When I first met you I thought I thought it was a joke. When I first met you, I thought it was a joke. When I first met, when I was... When you guys said that, I'm like, Lewis is why I'm... When I walked in to his apartment, I almost went,

like, is this a joke? Like, did you fuck up? I almost went, are you okay? Like, what's the deal? Do you need me to take you out of here and make choice of your trouble? Lewis isn't listening, but you need me to take you out of here? Link, why is it you're in trouble? I'm not. Lewis isn't listening, but I do have to ask you

this as a girl. Oh, he's listening. Okay, as a girl, have you seen some of the girls he's been with though? Yeah, I know too much. He's been with you all. But I will tell you this, like Kurt Matzger, like his girlfriend now is like you,

like she's incredibly beautiful. She's smart. Incredibly very smart, very sweet. He's not caring. Yeah, I love caring. But I love caring. Kurt's fucked a homeless girl. Remember, Kurt was fucking around with this girl

that was so dirty that she went to touch my dog and Justin Subba was like, don't let her touch the dog. She's gonna get out of the dog. Yes, it was awesome. Yeah, Kurt get out of the dog. That's awesome. Yeah, Kurt will fuck a bed bug. I, he wanted to bring the homeless girl in my apartment and I said, he goes, wait, I'll make her wait in the hall in case I don't want her to take drugs.

Like if she sees you through drugs, she'll make you. Oh, she's. How do you medicine cabinet? I've done some fucking horseshit too. I mean, yeah, I locked out too. I mean, when we were at the hotel and you had the baby and Don had the baby, Don's great, I love Don so much.

I'm looking at me and Lewis. Don's great, I mean. I'm looking at me and Lewis, like we really got out of, we should have AIDS, we should be dead. Like one of us, we should be in jail. Like we locked, we're in a fucking Hilton with beautiful chicks with beautiful babies. And you should be here in jail. Like we locked, we're in a fucking hilton with beautiful chicks with beautiful babies.

And you should be fucking your cousins and have babies with flipper arms. So you should be like, yeah. Because all the things that people were saying about me before with my girl that I just got separated from a month and a half ago, now I'm just living in this fucking, not glory.

I didn't say, same thing. My girl, everyone was like, gosh, you so good. Yeah, you fucked up to do your girl was really Happened yeah, we got divorced well we're separated you're right. Yeah, I was married already 28 now it's okay, whatever is my call. I just wasn't working on you guys met too young and yeah, I need a Full-time people how old are you? 28 now we got divorced at More people I know yeah, but I don't mind at 27. I'm also more people. I know.

Yeah. But I don't mind that as much as saying to some, his friend's wife, when, if you say that to me, I would have fucking cracked you in the head. When you fuck him, that's bad, but when he, that's not that bad. Yeah. Because he's talking about himself. I could have fucked some more people while I was with her. Yeah.

I mean, the right thing is fucking's talking about what I would do. You don't get credit for returning a wallet that's not yours. Like, you're not supposed to fuck other people. Yeah, I know, but I was all the same. I know where I think. No, but I give you credit for that. I give myself credit for not getting hands up by age for the ladies anymore.

You can't give yourself credit for that. Absolutely. No, you can't. You can give yourself credit. All right, let me ask you this question. I don't drink anymore. So I give myself credit for not drinking. Now using drugs. Can I give myself credit for that? No, because there's this destructive things to you. Why can't I give myself credit for that? Yes, you can, but I was exactly fuck you. Okay, I was addicted to put tang you were not addicted to put I was getting hookers 20 dollar hookers. I was doing it

I know I should definitely get herpes which is like Cuz I remember chicks would go look I have herpes I just want to lay it on Bobby got like guardian angels like it literally has like a little, little Boston grandma angels. But Joey Liste has to make him get her. Joey's got herpes. He's probably answering to you. My great, great, great grandma that lessened God.

Just don't let us dig survive. He's got some wicked problems I understand. Give him warts twice and craps once he'll learn his lesson. Give one of his friends hepatitis, he'll learn. I got worse, that was a motherfucker. Yeah, you dick stuff, it looked like a tree trunk. Doesn't it go to your butt too? No, ooh.

No. See, that's why I got divorced, so I could experience all these things that I've never got. No, no, no, no, no, no. You make glubas get lots of blood testnets before you married him or had the baby? I mean, yeah,, I mean, I mean sure you both have to he was clean Yeah, that's his league. Well, I mean look first of all you love him. Yeah, I do

I love him and here's a thing with him. This is what this is what I love about like you and God is that through all of us all this shit is when you really find a girl that does accept you for the piece of shit that you are. I mean- Well, I battle with that every time. But he's changing. Look, I used to be a worse, I used to be angry, a lot angry with Don, like I used to have a temper, my childhood, all this fucked up shit I did, and I've changed in the last seven

years, eight years, holy shit. So there is hope on it. That's all I'm telling you. There will be a day when you look at Lewis and you go, I did it. I did a good job. I did it. He's all right.

No, seriously, he needs to learn. We all do. Because look, his childhood and my childhood, we will fucked. We will learn to disconnect, because everybody that we cared about was ripped away from us. Okay, so I can't be with a girl.

I need to take care of me, me, me, me. All right, so to let a woman in, especially smoking hot like you, that you should leave him and bang somebody hotter. No, I mean, seriously, like, I'm not even being an asshole. Like if George Clooney walked in, he'd be like, what's that girl's name? Like that's why it's a church boy. Yeah, that's right. I'm not saying, yeah, I'm not even being an asshole. Like if George Clooney walked in, he'd be like, what's that girl's name?

That's why it's a nice, nice, church boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boggling. But first of all, you didn't know that she has a twin sister dead on her stomach. You didn't know that. So she's hot with clothes on.

But if you took her, her stomach has like an eyeball in her tooth. And like, and you guys would abandon her with you being like, let me just bang the dead sister. You'd call it a threesome every time. What happened? What happened? I don't know. It's five o'clock.

Take a piss and what? Infinite five o'clock. I don't know. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. Anyways, we're going to wrap this up. All right, so Lynn, you're on the show with me. You don't, I can't believe you don't have an hour.

I can't believe you don't have a hour. I do have an hour. I did have an hour. But not a but not a special. No, but I, yeah, you fix it. No, it's one of me. Go. All right. Fuck it. Oh my God. It's frozen. That's for me because Louis probably shut it down. He got his guy months to just collect it. I don't know. There's three goldmines. Can we not fucking talk about the goldmines? That Lewis has actual fans. This literally fucking eight people from my show has came. A bossy and a couple of people.

Yeah, there's fucking eight people. Fucking nine of them from your shit country. They love real ass dude. Go fuck yourself. Get you, get you, get you, get you. Go, it's you night. Go, my chute night. My country that he's not even allowed to get into by now. That's the best part. All of his fans are in a country he has no access to.

We're going to plug something in a second, sweetie. So anyway, we're going to wrap this show up. It's been an amazing show. I, I, I, there's a lot of plugs going on. I know that, but that's, I wanted to get Dave on the show because I love on a comic. Actually, you know, it's hard, man. It's hard to get stuff in this business and propel your own career. But when somebody actually uses their career to help so many other comedians is a rare thing. So when a guy like David Tell, who is one of the nicest guys in the business, but also one

of the funniest motherfuckers walk in the planet, guys know that does puts a show like this together with comedy central and has all these people on like Linkoplets, I mean you mean you we're road warriors and we don't get on fucking TV like that because of what we do We we can't you know, I mean we don't know how you gonna tone down our shit or make it four minutes It's very hard to do and for this show to exist is Amazing to me. So I want to give it up for Dave for putting together comedy central It's at one o'clock on Saturday nights. You got the website and all that it's On the ground comedy Atatel on Twitter make sure you check out Mike Mike Vekion's new C Muscle Mussel

Muscle Mucle. Muscle confusion. It's not Janet Jackson's control. It's a muscle confusion. The shittiest name I've ever heard for a city. But Mike Vekion is a fucking hilarious motherfucker. He's a little big. I'm fucking believeable.

I actually just listened to a CD right before I came here. He's really good. He's really good. Unbelievable. So make sure you go to iTunes, right to fuck now, right when you stop listening to this go buy it. It's 10 bucks, I think. Hit the button, buy it, and tell a friend. Make sure you do that.

And then Kurt Metzger has his show coming out. What's the name of it? White precious. White precious. I mean, go check it out. I mean, we're doing all this for you, mother fuckers. So you guys can laugh in your cube or your truck or whatever fucker car.

Bob, can I just tell you something? Yeah, but, but. I'm so glad you have this because you know, honestly, I wish it was even more than this because you are honestly one of the funniest people I've ever known. And I've never seen anything like it. Like people don't even realize people listen to podcasts.

They have, if they haven't seen you live, they should because you you haven't experienced anything into you see it like a full crowd at the cellar just literally stomping their fucking feet at your toes. Like you're just so funny. I mean, honestly, you can tell a story. This weekend, he fucking killed it and then people coming up to him saying, I've seen you eight, nine times. Like my ninth time seeing you.

Do you know I will I will literally lay in bed and think about him like pushing down in the bush and just burst into And I will try and tell a story something and then I don't do it as well He does because he's talking about the woman has a limp wrist when she's giving him a massage Yeah, never I do get away. Don't like me. They're way nicer than I am. So that makes complete sense that you hate me I don't hate you at all. Okay. Oh, I don't have people on the show that I hate I only have people to show that I really really like people I hate. I don't talk to at all I love you Rob You're a very good guy and I there is my like you is there is my like Lewis is that you create shit from nothing

Because you know guys like also people like that us would have no opportunities in this business because they give it to people who are safe and who can, you know, I mean, I get it, but we have to create our own shit like you. You created your own shit up there in Toronto and you made a community where there wasn't one. And then you bring all the people that you like up there to make people laugh.

So I fucking, I'm a big fan of you. The Dark Comedy Festival is a great fucking festival that is is kicking off every year. When is that again? November 5th. And we have so for the roast this year we have Ron Jeremy already. As the person getting roasted. So then yeah, yeah, so that's pretty sweet. I check it out. So what's your Twitter? Rob loves arguing. What is it? Rob, slow down fucking toothy. Rob loves arguing. Okay, great. Rob loves arguing. Not brushing teeth, but arguing. They're clean. They're just fucking horrific. Invisaligned. Yeah. Beecher. Beecher says in care. I wouldn't even.

Yeah. What the fuck do I need to improve myself for? Lewis is getting that. Really? What's the point? Lewis can get mouth cancer. Find that beautiful woman, you should just go out there. I'll save the money. Well, let me look. How do I trash your fucking husband? He is a, he's a hustler. No, she doesn't look sadder.

I'm sad about it. No, she's not. She knows we're kidding. But I mean, not all the way. But listen. I mean, sir, she's 90% of the time. Um, I fucking lose. Go, man.

I love the guy. He's one of the fucking- You cannot love him. He's a lovable guy. The reason why I love him is a hustler. He makes shit happen and he gets shit done. And- He's a rato rizzo of comedy. He's a motherfucker, man. He will not- He will- he's relentless.

He sees something and he goes gets it. And I love that about him. And he's- I tell you this weekend, he fucking killed it. Yeah, he did a great job. He did a great job. His comedy has gotten so much better in the last year, just in the last year. He goes up and he does his act and he crushes it.

I took him to Rhode Island and now in Boston and he fucking, I love not having to worry about it. And I don't have to worry. I will give Lewis this to what I always liked about Lewis is there's a lot of these kids that are always coming out in and really full themselves and have a lot of you know very tenacious and in stick to it of this which is great right but they don't listen they don't take the advice that it's being given to them by the roadwires by the people that have been doing this and Lewis

always listens he always like like a sip he would just suck in everything that Jay or Bob or anyone told them. It takes a while. You're going to really bang him over the head a bit. I'm sorry to do something with the computer, but I absolutely know it. I mean, he is, I mean, some of these guys, I want to hit him with a bottle. But here's the thing though, I think Lewis and I, you know, I think he has a lot more as the opportunities come and he works hard.

I think he has a lot more to give, especially acting wise. I think he's got a lot of fucking, a lot of depth and a lot of stuff other than being the comedy, the real last dude, that fucking crazy hammer fisting shit. I think there's a lot of underneath that we're going to see this little baby is going to bring a lot a lot of stuff out. I think there's a lot of stuff and the opportunity gets in the future that is gonna allow him and the opportunities coming for him to why because he works as a soft so good for you and some day you have that car be good to know right now who

look what's calling yeah you we have you'll have a lot of you know you you'll get that card some day i mean when you get divorced you'll get it you know that bobby wants that card and you do. Lewis, Lewis Gomez is on the phone. Lewis. Lewis J. Gomez, you mother fucker. Oh, the phone. It's fun away on this phone. His name is spelled wrong. And there's no J. Yeah, yeah, I know I did that intentionally. He hates it. Go ahead. What's up? We're doing a live show here. Oh, I'm fucking listening to the pastor, Howard. And this is what's fucking... So anyways. I know he was about to say.

I know. First of all, I'm about less listening and more watching the baby. You can hear crying in the background. You dumb fuck. Change my poopy diaper. Oh no. Check out, check out, Lynn. What do you got, baby?

I'm gonna, every Saturday night, I'm with Joan and Melissa Rivers on Joan Nose Best. I love you, no matter what, Louis Thanksgiving party. Oh, you did? She was there, and I went, yeah, Lynn, Lynn, I love Lynn, she's one of my favorite people. And she went, Lynn! Yeah!

Like, I was, I think she was like stunned that I knew you. Oh really? Yeah, she was just looking at me like, yeah. That's a stir. Yeah, she's pretty awesome. But anyway, she's in season four of that. And then the dirty, sexy funny tour starts. You can watch it right now.

We did a live taping in Vegas. It's on epics. And epics is free for everyone this month, so watch it on demand. And then come out and see us. Great, good for you, Lynn. Thanks, come by. And I, Lynn Coppoltz, comedy.com.

All right, cool. One of the funniest people we, I love you. I love you. Thank you for saying people and not women. That means a lot. Thank you. All right, it shouldn't. It was an accident, but.

No, it wasn't an accident. I understand what you fucking broads go through. I respect you fucking twats. Yeah, really, one of the funniest people since I've been coming down, I love, and I'm glad you finally made it on. You come back on again. Maybe next time you won't be late.

I live a block away from here. I thought you could get here, fuck me, I had a call. Nobody told me that. Who didn't fucking tell me that? No, I think Christine. You never fucking told what I fucked up Oh, yeah, I just want to hit about scopo when he fucks up. It's somehow he's mad at you. I did it right

I fucking fuck up. No fucking asshole. I Now you broke me. I fucked up. No fuck you Bob. Me Lynn didn't respond to my text So I had Christine to text you who it's not And she and Alex and I didn't understand the text message. And then when she said 330, I said, oh, fuck, that means she couldn't get here till 330. Yes, I'm accepting my avails from SD right now. I'm sorry, I was away when you texted me and then I just forgot to get back to you

because I didn't know you and I was like, all right, well, come back on again. But I feel, yeah, I feel. All right, bum. I live a block away, come back to me. I know we heard you. Uh-huh. I'm again. Yeah, yeah, all right, I live a block away. I know we heard you I'm kidding. See that was attacking. Hi, that was a tiger I know but that's the thing be where's your photos?

First of all, let me just say this too is that be it takes amazing fucking photos She's not only a beautiful woman a beautiful mom and the patron saint of fucking smelly dick shits woman, a beautiful mom, and the patron saint of fucking smelly dick shits. She is an amazing photographer. So if you need headshots for anything or you want, you know, photos of any event, you can go to where? Beatphotos.com. Say it again. Beatphotos.com. Spell it for us. So we know it. B-E-A-T photos.com. Go there right now.

You can check out a bunch of her photos. She's amazing. And she's. Cheap headshots. Renacted. Let's not go cheap yet. You don't know how much she's arrested. In a affordable, affordable, affordable.

I work with your budget. Yeah. Well, let's not get in the budget. You pay her some goddamn money for gun sex. All right, usually headshots cost you $1,000. Yeah. OK, and she charges a little less than that. A lot less than that.

Because she can't rely on Lewis to spot pay. Did I already go through your credits? Yeah. Credits? Yeah, what did you want? What did you want to get? No, you're right. I have a CD.

What is it? Rob Mayu, closet, alcoholic. 35 minutes does not count as a CD. It's 40. it's 40. 42. Oh, can you believe this motherfucker? Well, 42 minutes CD. What do you want me to do?

An hour, a fucking hour. An hour, you want to give me an hour in a room? No one shows up for me. Okay, I don't have anyone to show up for this. What is it? Oh, wait a second. No one shows up. No one shows up.

We have a stab in his eyes. What is it? Rob Mayu Claus at Oka Hallock. All right, closet alcohol. Make sure you check it out. Rob fromhew, closet alcoholic. I closet alcoholic. Yeah. Make sure you check it out. Rob from Toronto Scopo. What do you got? Uh, just get me at Chris Scopo on Twitter

and then the second and the third I'll be at Joker's Wild Opening for Louis Gilmets. Look who's headlining. Yeah. Yeah. Look who's fucking headlining. Yeah! Kelly, what do you got, baby?

I just got to my website, callifestruga.com, update, everything, yeah. got on my website, calivistjuga.com update, everything there. And I don't forget to follow, I love you. And don't forget to follow us on Facebook, or YKWD, Facebook, be kept up to date, all the videos and the photos. And on Twitter, YKWD, of course, please join us and like us and we'll love us,

let us know you're blah, blah, blah. And Kelly, I wouldn't think Lewis could get you either. You could definitely get hurt. Yeah. Wouldn't love us let us know you blah blah blah. And can I I went and think Lewis could get you either He could definitely When you said before that the 30 being 32 when you do trap men I was like yeah, what the fuck else am I gonna do? I've been setting women back with that idea all right So what do we got for me the escopo all right? So may first Bobby's at the Harris and Atlantic City big show you with the Apollo in that Yeah me and Nick the Apollo at the Harris and Atlantic City. Big show. You went to Apollo on that one, right? Yeah, me and Nick to Apollo at the Harris and Atlantic City. May first. May second, May third. You're at the stress

factory and new brunch and we're new Jersey. Yep. The May 10th. You're at the chance in Pekipsi, New York and June 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th. You're at off the hook comedy club in Marco, Ireland. Lewis. Lewis. I'm sorry. something must happen to the fucking connection. What's up? I'm going on. Lewis Gomez everybody on the show. Lewis go. Hey, Louis, Louis.

I'm not going to hang up. What's going on? What's your problem? Where's the baby? Where's the show still? Yeah, we're still on the show. I'm going to in my cash. So did so did so did

you. First of all, okay. Anyways, I love Lewis. You don't get to shake a fucking out toy can now. He didn't have it. Yeah, he didn't know. He didn't know to say.

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