Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Daymare

Episode Date: April 18, 2016

This week on YKWD: We have Wil Sylvince, James Mattern, Mike Vecchione, and Petey Debreu! We talk about a roast battle gone horribly wrong, Vecchione and Chris do "Dueling Scopo's", and we take a call in from Colin Quinn! Watch/Listen and enjoy!   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is going to be a costifier. This podcast has no rules. Look at the mic asshole. I'm sure I've already sent you the... Can I get a mic? No! What the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic head.

I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, and he happens. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's... 10 no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin. That love doing it Side to the coin The day my podcast is popular I might affect somebody's life. You never know You know how to be called.

I'm not looking nothing. You're not the father. Fucking wills events, making his own rules. When we go around the room like I did last week. Go ahead. Yo, it's all over there with me first. Is he a regular on the show, by the way? Is he just a regular now? Yeah.

Are you a regular anywhere? Oh, shit. Fulton colleges. Yeah. That's a game that's not regular, Mike. Once the A is an annual. You're on my shit. You're an annual, not regular.

You're an annual. Oh, shit. You're an annual. Annual. More than annual. Oh, we called you taking in the butt months a year Call me home as actual you're the one making all the references, bro. Yeah, but we see a picture At in the jail cells for a good time call Mike Becky on That's all I got we start over Where's the rack where you're bombing? He's still at the rack that we're bombing. It's a well-hanging

She's I'll let you throw it Don't throw it hard though. You might that's hot Was a Villanova all right listen all right here. We go Let's get you wanted you to show a knot Well, you know what's going on? This is dog. You know what do podcast is popping right now turn on to your radios and turn to you know what dude podcast Let's go around the room. I'll start with the young lady over there. What's up? Well, what's up, baby? How you doing? I'm good You got your name young lady. Oh my god Bobby. Can I start this? Go ahead. Go ahead

What's your name? What's your name? Sexy ass Go go go around the room. All right to my right first time guest we have PD Dabru on the show What's up, PD? Hey, don't happy to be here doing good awesome? It's fine. Let me have Mike Veccione. Thank you for having me Chris Well, first of all and Bobby PD what you put a weekend black. What are you black? I'm black and I'm from the Bronx I'm like Puerto Rican, but I'm not light skin black. Yeah, right somebody had somebody with somebody and But I think it was like something like two or three generations away long time ago. Yeah back in the day title got ripped up, right?

Yeah, we don't really know the man The title the ripped up. We know what I have to buy the car as is yeah, we know what happened Your people's when in the bond Some raping there's a barn of the Bronx you know way back then My we my people you know your people buddy. I'm Italian Irish with the fuck. We were never grins back then too Y'all did a little vaping dude, dude. We everybody First of all, that's not true Irish Italian isn't rape What you know raped? No, are you name name one rape from an Italian?

Name even to know each other white people they don't like not a sex of white people Mafia all right. No rate. We they kill get raped a tans no rape they get thinking laid Get raped a tie is no rape they get thinking laid Times don't rape they get laid they get fucking pussy They don't fucking do that we crazy So our scopos people then you like that better on the same as him so I don't know Yeah, scopos like that weird blonde Italian to like that fucking the northern Yeah, the northern North of Rome

You can you can mistake him for like a, like a Swiss. Yeah, Swiss, but then you talk to him, and you're like, oh, you're fucking dumb Italian. Yeah. How long? Well, you're from Swiss. I ain't fucking with those fucking. I'm so fine.

I don't like chocolate. Yo, cause, I'm like, yo, cause. Yo, I don't fuck. I like, I like sauce. That pro alone. How old are you? How old are you? 33. You're 33. And you are you? How old are you?

33. You're 33 and you've been doing comedy for how long, brother? 40 years. 40 years. 40, 40, 40, 40. Oh, shit, I'm just saying. I'm not 40. Long time, dude, you should fucking...

40. 40 years, no shit. I want to make it to 40. 40. No, you don't. 40 years. What was that? What was that noise?

I was talking about it. It's New York City, man. You're a vagina. Yeah. Well, that parked you up, right? No, you don't What was that what was that noise? New York City man, you're a vagina. Yeah, well that perked you up, right? Gotcha, and then of course we have a Mike V. Vekion. Thank you for having me a K a the fucking assassin A K a the vigilante because he always dresses like he's a vigilante like he puts his hood on and protects women. The hoodie. Yeah. It's different when white eyes wear it. People feel safe.

No, they don't. They don't. No, they don't. Yeah. I already feel like in Trump's America, you're not going to fit in that way. But it is though a black hoodie. Take a time. Take a time.

Take the time. So you can see you can hear. How do you have them on the show every week? I love them. If he's going to undermine you, I love them. I was not undermining anybody. He's saying take your time so he can understand English. It's not even a take towards me.

He's just trying to hear what people are saying. Listen, when you do, when you, if you put your hoodie on right now or to a store, it does creep some people out. I see anybody, anybody walks in with a black hoodie on with the hoodie up inside, I'm like, oh shit, look at this guy, not just that. Why you put that fin on, scary witch Haitian finger down. Stop with the voodoo finger put it down

Brown chicken bone put it down. Let me tell you let me tell you why but because you watch forensic files what For a surprise. I don't even know what show that is a forensic file forensic files. Is that a show? Yes half Wait a minute. That's not a show. I don't know. Killers on it look like Mike Becky on first of all Yeah, cuz they do stock white criminal here because we kill they kill they freaking wives No, we can't we can't have ran the women and hookers that's wives with that's our Muggers listen to me you can't have you as a fucking killer or a mugger because that's racist We have to make a white guy like him a mugger. Dude, these are real stories. What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? They're reenacting. These are reenacting. Well, they're not reenacting with other colors. They react with the same color that killer. No. No, all the time. I'm telling you, they have a quota.

It's casting, like anything else. And then of course, who else do we got over here? We have James L. Madden here, first show. Yes, well done, everybody. Hi, Tom. What an honor. First show. I'll show you.

I met you before a long time ago. I actually did a show with you on serious, with Shuley, who I love, on the Stern show. I don't think it ever aired, my friend. I've read it at 300 times. Well, he was trying to create his own show, and he had comics come in and it was more of like an interview type thing, right?

Oh, yeah. Which was good. It was cool. But I think we got, you know, I believe at least from me. When someone's interviewing me, I always just get into a fucking deep shit. Right. And I forget that I'm a fucking comic and then I leave and I'm like, oh, that was like a therapy session And it's just so boring and fucking oh, it's so dude really you did that's interesting and then I leave and I'm like No, maybe you're that way but people want to know about that stuff

Who people what people the listeners they do want to know the back of your fans? The serious side we loved it I remember that was like the first time I met you Yeah, and I basically you were telling these like horrendous stories about growing up and beat Yeah, and I have a tendency to just to repeat the last thing Yeah, that I hear like a mean gene fucking Oakland in the 80s Yeah, and you're like yeah, I just said I got beat you want me to keep reminding being reminded of this shit I'm like sorry dude. Yeah, you did repeat a lot of shit

But I did but what I really remember you from which will be burned in my five memory this was coming sir Oh god, it was the best. I have it on video too They we did the what you roommates name Anthony's a video. Anthony David. Okay, very funny guy and Not we were doing the I was I had to do this whole book in show where we went on did stand up with for what's his name? It was the festival. The Powerhouse. The Powerhouse. The guy who runs that town.

And he has us over there. We do the show. And is it, can you stick around to do the host, the roast battle? And I'm like, you know what, fuck it. I will. I don't want to, but I'll fucking do it. I was going to go smoke cigars, do some fucking, you know what, fuck it, I will. I don't wanna, but I'll fucking do it. I was gonna go smoke cigars, do some fucking, you know, some manly shit somewhere with a couple friends,

but I will, I'll hang out. So I'm doing this with Harrison. Exactly. What? What? What? What? So we're doing with Harrison, me and him,

and they're coming out and he's young guys, and it's actually building, and it's actually building to where it's actually getting better and better. It started out shit. But it was actually funny because it was so bad. Right, you guys, Deepwood and Chris, you know what that, right? So we, I'm doing it one tonight. It's, and all right, you wanna stop the story?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm gonna fucking plug it in. I'm gonna plug it in. I'm gonna plug it in. All right.'m sorry. I'm gonna fucking plug it in. I'm gonna plug it in. I'm gonna plug it in. All right. Well, so all of a sudden it's getting better and better and better and better and better. The crowd's actually starting to enjoy it.

I was actually doing it. So these fucking numpskills, whatever the fucking reasoning behind it will like, you know what? Fuck you. We're gonna do something different, which never works. Once in a while it will work out, we like, we took a risk and it worked. Woo, but this isn't gonna work out.

Not in a whole book and not in this festival, not after the fucking, the people that just went, the build up, it was like, it was like, watching a comedy show and then the headline is supposed to come out and he does magic, right? And then wait, so I'm gonna set you up and then you can get into it. So they come out and he does magic. All right. Right? And then wait, so I'm gonna set you up and then you can get into it. All right.

So they come out and they go, yo, we're not fucking roasting each other. We're gonna roast you. Fuck you. Or whatever you're saying, right? So the whole concept was, we're not, we love each other, right? We're friends. We're not gonna fucking say me and shit about each other.

We're gonna roast you as the crowd the crowd Which yet it works in Hoboken Yeah, they had it coming they know that they like abuse there. Yeah, not fucking the ghetto mother fuck not to do with all red Not the dude who's wearing all red Not the crib not the blood Ripped or a blood fucking blood dude. He's a fine dude was soft He was chirping so loud he He scared you dude not at all

No, here's the thing I knew what I knew it wasn't gonna be a good thing And I don't know it as a performer. I don't mind that it scared you because it would have scared me to it I did You went like this you went man, man, people can get so Dude, I got the video Because I want to get my money and get the fuck home and I don't want to end up in fistacum And jalen hope and he can't really keep his most shut too, right? This is the guy the guy I'm a of Italian, I can't shut up.

Okay, the guy, he, you, you, he said some shit to the guy, right? And it really wasn't working. I think you guys were drunk too, right? We're boozing up. Yeah, they were drunk. So they come out drunk. So you can't, you're, your comic senses,

you're that thing that we have isn't, it's not, it's not perfect. They're a little off kilter, right? So they come't, it's not perfect. They're a little off kilter, right? So they come out, it wasn't working. I was watching. I actually, this is how bad it was, ready? I got up and left as a judge. Stop, please, though, because of what we're doing.

But I left because you, not because you were doing after the first round. Let's far, be fair. You said that there's a buildup. That buildup was garbage. Note the respect to those comics The best matchup was right before us and it wasn't gonna match up It was one dude jail colvin versus frigolette and for you to say that was a build up

That was like if that was basketball that was you and all V103 do 73 is a blowout. I'm giving it I'm giving I'm giving them I'm look, it was a build up for a whole bull's-goat and a movie theater on a rainy night build up. I'm not saying it was a build up, you know, like a comedy sell lineup. I'm saying, and for that situation, it actually, I thought it was going to suck. And it built to where I was like, everybody was having fun. Well, we went out and I remember this vividly.

We did our first round and we turned to you. Don't forget. And you go, I know what you guys are doing. I get it and I like it. I remember that shit Bobby No, I said that you said that to us at the one round and then as face DJ fucking swap muscle because I'm about being a DJ starting yelling at us. I said I didn't say I did did Yeah, I swear they got I would I would make that up I am it was vivid in my skull baby I have I have hug and both the old man. I am. It was vivid in my skull, baby. I have. I have, I have, I have, I have both. I was there and there's two different stories.

What's going on? There's three sides. Will. Let's go to the video. Don't say three. Don't do that. He'll try to figure that out for the rest of the show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like He was a big kid. He was tall. He was a big kid. And he was with two girls too. And he was like, fuck you bitch, fucking,

say shit, you fucking, corny ass, and your roommate shut down. You guys went from, I mean, just the craziest fucking energy ever. Fuck, and it was nuts. I mean, nuts. Now, now, I left at this point. I was sitting in the back of the theater. I wanted to get your murder on video

So that I could get money for your family. My family members left to appreciate that. Thank you Because I seriously I said I said I'm out. I just walked the fuck away I'm out because I'm not getting I don't know this fucking guys a gun and whatever the fuck he was about to do I'm not getting shot. He was that he was that crazy dude. I don't know I don't carry I swear to God. I was he was he that I rate in other words. Yes. Yes. I rate here I got to find this video to here's the thing that as soon as you know when something happens a lot of people stay or Try to videotape it or get closer to that shit. I go the other way. I'm out. As soon as something goes down, I leave the fucking area. You know, I remember when there was a riot in Venice Beach,

and me and Billy Byrne, I forget, I think it was Steve Byrne, he was like, let's go see, like the cops, like, let's go see, I'm like, no. I'm going the fucking exact, I'm going the way that every, no one's, I'm going that way. See it on the news. news when the way the cops are going go that way. That's the way I've already gone I'm already gone. I don't go. Let me go see what's happening. So this I was in the fucking back row This guy gets up and then you try to shut him down. He's like a

Black dude. He always don't Like the cornerback for the packers he looked like Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly like said and you got a big laugh. I got a big laugh at you on that But it's okay. We can revision history this is okay. I think it started out. I think it started out all right Like it was kind of funny at the beginning. I'll admit that now that you are jogging my memory a little bit I think at the beginning it was actually kind of funny. And then when this guy's, he said, fuck this. It's a real. And it was, it's a real fast.

Right. If I went out and plenty of times, but then it got to a point where he wouldn't stop. And I could see Rell freaking the fuck out. Rell battle who hosts it. Who I do respect. He left too. He left too.

No, he, no, he had to give a black guy speech. Like, yo, we're in this together. He had to give a Malcolm guy speech like yo, we're in this together Yo, man, you're making us you're setting us back They do that. They do that. You're set us back brother brother. Look at me brother That's actually brother looking me look into my eyes. You're setting us back Italian, did it work? No, but he look with his girl. You said he had two girls this and that's the price into my eyes, you're setting us back. With the Italian. Did it work? No. But he looked with his girl.

Oh, you said he had two girls this, so that's the priority. He had one. No, he had one, and he was that knucklehead who thinks he could he could heckle you and look cool in front of his fucking woman. And 99 out of 10, that doesn't work. I noticed that these dudes think that,

if I interrupt the comic and start shit and look like a tough guy, I'm get pussy that girl's gonna fuck your cousin I'm gonna go home call your cousin and fuck him. What is not a track? You tried that he tried you tried to Like go back at him real hard like you I don't know if that you I think that you like fuck you He went back like fuck you your mother you fuck we make fun and you can fuck it and that and this guy was like fuck you mother and then it just stop. He just won't stop. He kept joking.

That's when he was like all right this is not comedy anymore. At that point what could he do? He was like I'm out so he stopped talking and then your roommate had made it was really we uncomfortable and then his roommate made something and they kind of getting back into it where he shut the fuck up and they were getting back into that thing. But you can't, you know, their whole thing was like,

we're fucking with you. And then one of those people were like, no, you're not. And they were like, oh shit. So you didn't know really how to go. So everything was quiet. They were trying to get back into it. And there was no coming back from this.

And then you said something else to the guy. He, this motherfucker, he's like this guy fucking. I can't back down Bobby. Yeah, he said something else to him and the guy stood up again and it was like fuck me, dude. I got it all on video and he's walking out and then he goes you none of you motherfuckers are funny except for Bob Kelly. I got that on. We said we're going to see you and it's like well he was on the video. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that.

I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that.

I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that.

I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm like, who he liked me? I would say this. So it was a mess. It was a drink. It was punk rock, which I felt like Iggy Pop in the 70s. In his pool. But Iggy would have fought him. No, Iggy would have just stabbed himself with a bottle.

But that's right. And he would have cut himself and got blood on the black dude. That's all you have to do to fight a black dude. Just cut yourself up and then try to get... They don't want blood on their fucking outfit They were he left what it is we face it black people not Haitians. Oh Shit that didn't go over I don't even know if that's came a racist it ended up well the Bobby you left we ended up and he left

We end up finishing the thing we got a couple applause breaks And then we went out and drank with people and they loved us and yeah, it was sloppy Is it my finest moment as a comic no, but also fuck that dude? Shit here's a problem. We try to do something and Back to the community a whole bokeh Fuck that. I used to live there. I hated Hoboken. Are you kidding me? I used to live there too I grew up in Hoboken. No, I went there at six My after I used to live with this guy He ended up with Soder and Astoria. I ended up with Prigalette and Hoboken. Let's analyze who won that battle all right the bed bugs Yeah, the bed bugs

It was actually a pretty great really good comedy show. I love doing comedy and movie theaters for some reason You ever do it? Yeah, nice. They're fucking great. It's a perfect setup to do comedy. The only thing you're missing is that stage area. That's a little awkward, but some of them have it. They're the goes up like that. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, I do. It's not good for a roast battle though.

Do roast battle music and all that? What the fuck is, what are we doing? Oh yeah. What are we doing? Really good. What are we doing with these roast battle? What do we find? I think it's just a joke writing exercise.

Really? Yeah, but what, okay. But people like that, people like that. I accept the joke writing, but what do you think? I don't like it. I do, but I don't like it, either. It's too much work. But for what?

It's too much fucking work. You have to write with right everything. There's a thing like that. You can write a web series. You're fucking jokes. That's your monetary value. That's your fucking money. And you're just, okay, it's a joke, but it's that she that's your monetary value that's your fucking money and you just Okay, it's a joke, but you it's gone. It's gone forever

Is you on a fucking Tuesday night? No, I get a fucking movie theater in a hobo No, but people take it and they put it up people tape and put it up. They're like oh you killed on that It's like will you check that any my stand up? They're like no. Yeah, that's like that. That's how they know you from your They go well you do good roast battles. Yeah, if you go to roast battles, right? That's how you're known. I don't know. I don't know. I'm on your side. I don't think it's I always people would just watch your standup But they don't I know it's like are we done? We we have to give them more they they board with the fucking You know, is it like a waitress at a restaurant that just boarded with the food? You got to make beauty with the Mexicans eating the fucking kitchen?

I'm just like wrestling or boxing as a sport. The exact like these those battles are taken over the game. It's one of the two of those battles of freaking motto year. It's not, it's not, it's not making a dent in the business. I think they're good. I mean, the two I've done that I didn't act like an asshole at. We're fun and it was good to write and all that.

I look at it like this. It's like, it's like the NBA, right? The Rose Battles is dunk contest or a three point contest. We still got basketball But once in a while. Yeah, we're gonna go and we're gonna jump over a car dressed as a priest and there you go The thing that I think is weird about it will I look like hour did you asshole? Because you don't watch basketball. Come here shit. Dude the weird part is so, I'm sorry. You scream like a Jewish guy. I'm happy to. I'm sorry.

You want to sing us now too? No, you're screaming. You scream Mexicans Haitians with the voodoo. I feel like I'm a B&H. Mine is that I'm a champion, she'll get it. I still get a good laptop or nothing, huh? What are you saying? I feel like the weird part is when they go,

hey, if you guys are interested in, is anybody's interested in roasting someone? Yeah. You email us and tell us who you want to roast. As a blanket, that's, it could be any fucking Joe Smow off the street. What they're doing that now? Yeah, I've seen it. I mean, I've seen it like, hey, email us and tell us if you want to battle your friends. I just, I think that's just people trying to put the shot on.

I don't think that's like, that's not happening big time. Well, there's a big controversy with the Rose Battle, too, because the two guys started it. There's two different. And then Jeff Ross came in and kind of stole it from those guys. One of those guys went with Jeff. The other guy went and did his own.

That's the guy that, well, Rell, Rell, what? Rell Battle. Rell, he, Rell Battle. I didn't Rell start. I'm not calling him. No, Rell, Rell started it. That's what it goes with. Rell, what is real battle? Rale he rale battle. I didn't real star. I'm not calling. No, well, Rale started it. Well, what's his name? No, I think it's Rale battle. No, no, his name is to Rale battle. To far. I'll call to I'm not calling you Rale battle. I'm sorry. He was a nice guy. He was really funny. I'm not saying

Rale battle. I have a child that he started it. Yeah. No, no, he never got. He been Brian he started it. No, no, him and Brian Moses started it. And then Jeff Ross came in and they, Jeff Ross wanted too much of power in it and then Rell was like, no, I'm like, give it up and then Brian was like, oh no, I'll go with Jeff. And then that's when they separated. Okay, so it separates, but the one that went to the stand

is the other part of... Jeff Ross and Brian Moses. Now, the ones at the stand, I kind of get because they almost build up a roster of guys. I think where it's almost like wrestling, where you gotta kind of go against this guy always, someone wants to take this like Zach. Someone wants to take him down.

I kind of get, that's kind of funny, I guess. I guess it's like an improv thing or whatever, but I don't know, man. Now I like him, but the crowd has to be into it the crowd has to understand Like these guys are roasting each other. Yeah, because otherwise they'll be like oh, you're being mean like you get some Like oh you guys are being so who's doing it better? Well, I don't know I never did one at New York. I did one at the stand, which it did go very well. I was on then I fucking eat balls You a balls you got did they get you?

Did they hit you I came with that hood shit like yo you look like these more fuckers was like fucking big ass chunks of jokes My other yeah, I'm gonna have to repair it after a beard did a beard yeah It was like yeah, I'm a element and then I saw this guy go up and fucking you and Gino destroy Element and then I saw this guy go up and fucking you and Geno destroyed you know Becky on the beast on the on that he needed to be taken down Everybody here. Yeah, I did Becky on is the beast. I get that to Becky on Becky on top. Thank you. J. Ocas's roast Becky on is a beast. Thank you. Now though his outfit Here's Matt cuz it's a hoodie talking. He's wearing the same thing that you wear. He's not rocking the bike.

Black lives matter. What if I was supposed to rock a black hoodie? Without the stomach. Oh, I was going after him. I'm not shredded like you. But I'm alright. I can take a shot. I was looking at Bobby Catherwell.

You look like you're a fucking a whale hunter from the 1800s Okay Thank you chief. No, that was I got a laugh on everybody except you who left I left I get everybody I smiled a whale dude a whale That is a fucking everything everybody knows that you're the one black guy on a ship I would have gone with Haitian talk worker, but no, I like what you said. I don't know, I just, I mean that night, it did, look, when you guys came out, I was, this is what disappointed me,

because you two, I know you, but I never saw you stuff, but I heard you're fucking crazy, and I heard that your roommates were really funny. So when you guys were coming out, I'm like, this is gonna, this is gonna be great. And they come out and just fucking threw in the towel and did some fucking, some other shit. And it wasn't, it was improv.

It wasn't written. So it was like, look at you. And I was like, no, I wanted to see, I wanted to, I wanted to joke, because I heard they were, I know you, but I heard it from your roommate was really was a roommate DeVito is so funny. Yeah, that's all everybody kept saying to me how funny Anthony DeVito and he was now This is gonna be a good one if the last one was was good

I liked it this one's gonna be great and then you came out and just started fucking with the crowd And I was kind of bummed out about that Talking the mic man. Thank you Well, you're the most aggressive third base coach. It literally got ever fucking I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I do something buddy. You're fine. I didn't say I wasn't I was with you. I was with you We all laughed. What the fuck is wrong? What was your self esteem today? What do you talking about? I just told talking to Mike That's all I said talking to Mike everybody laugh happening today you. What you think we're all against you Nobody's against me back. You don't have to he would drop the end what bomb To the end but you think he really was you didn't do that in front of you

I'm front of you. No, no, of course not we have meetings. We talk about going ahead mad dog It was I just did a roast pad like a week or two before. Anthony had one the next night. We both were doing a lot of shit that week, and we both kind of like that morning. So it was late. Yeah, but all week he was like, I don't know if I really want to roast you. And I don't know.

I feel negative about it too. Like I've done another one since and really enjoyed it. I'm going to be honest. I do them usually because someone calls me and goes, hey, are you available that night? And if I have no bookends, it's like all right I'll take the money and I'll figure it out and why don't you why don't you guys just go look at the crowd first and go I get that was fucked up now if you had attacked that guy and he didn't say anything

It might have had momentum to build it could it could it could it I think the thing to do in that situation is you somebody volunteers to come up and then you roast them to do in that situation is you somebody volunteers to come up and then you roast them. Something. Because if you just attack the crowd, you don't know, you might get an extra. Have it a bad day or peace with two chicks. He feels, he feels, Damascus, whatever that word is. Damascus-amassulated. Amassulated, right?

Amassulated. Amassulated. Amassulated. It's well-manazation. What? Stop. Absolutely. Everybody.

Everybody stop. What? What did you say? Stop. I messed up. What did you say? He humanized. What did you say before?

He humanized. What the fuck is that? Take someone's humanity away from them. That's not it. That's what I'm saying. Take someone's humanity. I wasn't him, man. You don't understand what you mean.

We have a bomb down if I'm no word. Just throw it out of me. Yeah, you have a bomb down if a no word. You just throw it out of me Yeah, you have to have to wear the captain shitty words That's going to humanize myself Why did you what steam at the end? Steam at the end I don't understand it. What is the word steam? I just continue well, well you should say it to the mic. I am the captain now No, we'll laugh but people they I guess me you know what you're right. I was just cheap fucking black. I joke it really was

Yeah, I'm better than that Mike you better my sorry. I both battle you wait better. I don't know that it was funny to me in my head Anyway, the guy feels immasculate the guy we he's with two girls and then all of a sudden like he's not expecting it Well, and then you guys like it's like could be a masculine so guys have instead of laughing it off Which would would have been the thing to do he pumped himself You attack them, but I didn't go that hard up front, but your energy is aggressive. But you came out like, look at this, what it's really like. But I'm a friendly insult comic. I don't know.

I don't know more that people have always said that. I really initially, Bob, I didn't go out of that bed. And he just wanted to fucking hoff and puff. And that first round was fine, but then fucking numb nuts wants to go in there and be a tough guy. And there's no momentum after that. If you want to shut the fuck up, that would have been sad. That first round was fine, but then fucking numb nuts wants to go in there and be a tough guy and that get There's no momentum after that if you shut the fuck up that would have been sad Well, I think that was the second but after that we couldn't build the second part Yeah, you couldn't build but the second part they were trying to build and they couldn't and that's when he went

Oh, if it wasn't for this you said something like if it was this guy Ruined it something like daddy said that but it was real and this guy's like fuck what mother Fire shit and and that was the I gotta get this fuck all your I love Bobby Kelly I did shut him down a couple times and then he just kept going you know that is with that heckler And there's no security there are there too busy fucking all sneaking in the ocean Red bar roast is doesn't work Monroe and Chris cotton tried to do that and they bombed horribly I'm telling you we have to fucking better than that you got to prepare I'm telling you

We're doing fine You have to pick someone that volunteers nor the insturosum you can't just be Yeah, did that shit. I'm telling you right now it would have trickled out because it came out like oh shit But then it started trickling. Well, we ended up good after all that shit ended what I'm trying to say is you guys are like You can't play basketball like that. No, we could play basketball because eight people came on the fucking court and tried stabbing us But when they were off we played fine. We were good. I'm telling you we're having I'm making a fucking analogy captain Wepster all right with the god damn thing. It's a analogy like we play you will buy here He attacks you Don't that shit I guess black people

You like black people I don't think you like black people You did that to you motherfucker. I'm half I can't say to myself. I just call me motherfucker and I ain't get offended That was my art Bobby that's all I'm saying I know but I wish you did your other art know, but I wish you did your other art. Next time. I'm telling you, it's just we got interrupted. It could have been better. It ended up fine after. Right. Was it perfect? No. It's okay. I'm gonna admit that. Yeah, but just take the hit. That's fine. Take the hit. Stop defending it. You never dropped me down, right? No, you never knocked me down. Yeah, but never knocked me down. That's some fucking shit that happened to you in your life. I'm talking to you right now.

You take, you fucking, you stepped on a land mine. You fucking a big black dude with all red. Was like, fuck you. You were like, this is bullshit. I didn't want this. I just want to have fun. And then he fucking left. You came at him.

You tried to alpha male him. And then he, and then he alpha male drew down down then he stood up, but here's the thing I have done a video. It's not done either Bobby. It's not that I'm scared of fighting It's that I'm a professional there. I'm getting paid. I don't want to get in a fight Dude I had a headlining gig that I said this if he if he did that to me. I would want you sir Listen to me and I don't mind fighting believe I would have went if that guy, no sir. Listen to me. And I don't mind fighting. But if that guy came at me the way he came at him, I would have been like, you're right sir, red's a great color. And I would have fucking trashed your roommate. I would have this

fucking queer. And I would have started going into some roast jokes. And I would have went right back to the original plan. This motherfucker, he's scared of this shit out of me. I can't tell you how fast I got off that stool. When he stood up, I was like, good-bye. I was gone. I didn't leave Toli because I wanted to catch somebody getting beat up. I have to have that video. See from a distance.

Dude, you said he stood up twice, right? He stood up twice, but the first time, he was like, listen, he has this, you have a, he has a rage comedy. That's right. Yeah, he's got rage comedy. We're just fucking around and he's screaming at him and this guy went motherfucker I don't fuck around too I don't know what he said but he got up and that's when I was like I'm out but he has an advantage I mean you know that I

thought I told you reason why I left too because I would have back listen I would have backed you up I know you would but if you need if he was gonna hurt you physically I would have but the there's a red hey your fan there's a's a big guy that was there. What's the big red headed guy? Right? Chamosas. He's crazy. No, he was there. So I was like if he's here that guy can handle this motherfucker I'm out. Dude has dreads. I'll grab his fucking dress. I wasn't scared at all. How big was he? He can't fight when he have dreads. Why not? Let's just grab them shit, man. Grab them shit. I'll just grab them shit, man grab them shit

All right, I love it back in for years. He knows I'm crazy and I'm not the toughest dude. I Size people up if I'm not the toughest dude He's a sweetest guy. Yeah, you know No, no, I know he's a sweetheart of a guy so you can tell he's Maybe coming up, but it's just energy to hype up. It's not mean. Well, he came at the guy with that energy And I you know, you that would usually work in a comedy setting where people are laughing That would actually be funny where this guy's like you fucking like this guy took it serious Which is a fucking idiot right and then that was when you were like dude, I'm just telling you I think you said that

You're like we're just trying to have fun You set it to an empty seat in the front row. Like, it was a show. It was a show. But that empty seat related to me, bro. And that's all that matters, baby. But look at man, look, if you came out and did good, whatever, I wouldn't even remember it.

So I love, if long and nobody gets hurt with these fucking things, these are the things for me that you fucking sit around five years later, and go, do you remember that time? you got bitched out by a fucking the predator? I think there's definitely we caught him a predator a few times. I think you did. He said some fuckers.

You said some shit about his head. If the ship's going down, I'm going down with it. I don't give a shit. That's probably the running. I go down swinging brother. I didn't know there was gangs at Hoboken. It wasn't. Pro-for-for-you.

And for Jersey City, let's be honest, all right. Yeah, he wasn't from there. It was pretty, I say the crowd was very nerdy. If you ask me, it was a pretty nerdy crowd. It was all Yuppies. For my show it was pretty packed up. It's gotten more nerdy though, over the years there. Yeah, a lot of Yuppies and a lot of Indians.

It's so funny, you take these beer. These guys are one to one two punch, huh? I saw a photo of a guy with a beard and he looks so cool. Like that fucking Brooklyn beard. And he had the beard and the hair and the spenders, the little thin spenders. And I was like, wow, that motherfucker looks hippie shit.

And then they shaved his beard because he had to get a job and he was just a regular audience member. He was just that regular fucking dumb, vecky own face, just regular guy face. I was like, oh, you take a beard off these fucks and it's just a fucking audience member. He's not.

But what is that white guy's with these beard? I think it's like the braids almost like when black dudes who braids that they're equivalent of like, we don't give a fuck we're rebell and we're yeah that's the Italian that's the Italian guy Z. Cavarechi I thought I thought seriously it's the nerd the the beard to the nerd is the Z. Cavarechi it's the boom box to a black guy but girls love beard now It's I know why I got it is white guys go their bed take a mix in with so they don't get blown up Man, I don't can you can you leave and take your lamp with you? What the fuck does that mean?

Yeah, where where where would you read what where did you read the article bus fee one of these dudes? Okay, good where they they let their bears grow so you know they could freaking call that when they go overseas to these places they get kidnapped. Dude, we're not talking about guys special forces. We're talking about a fucking nerd. We're quickly like coffee. Bear really good coffee. But it's a thing to look tough.

Right. Is that what it is? I think it's tough. I think it's part tough part. It's just like it's not tough for part and part. I don't give a damn It's like we're bailing like I don't do fuck I'm about the whole park. I don't need a real job I'm talking here or self-employed. It's like they were It took a stab at your podcast by the way and you say nothing what you say he took a stab at your podcast I don't listen to Mike

What he said he's What'd you say? He took a stab at the podcast. I didn't. I don't listen to Mike. He's talking about Bobby. What? He said he's. Haha. Haha. Haha. Jarbat track, homosexual. What the fuck? I think he's coming here to get called. I can't say the F. Why would you call him? Because gay people getting sad.

So I just call my homosexuals. They get a son of that. They get mad at that too. I'm upset because of it. I don't like being called that. You can't just call him a homosexual he's not gay. Do you know? I mean I'm not gay tendencies, but he's not gay I mean he should come out so you can live his life peaceful Fucking try to conform. Yeah, I'm just like dance out of the rest of the you know, you're not I'm like the rest of the guys We know you know you let go of the gym a lot. I do like going to the gym I'm fucking amazing because of it To hide yeah, yeah, I look at you fucking so you got go to the gym with you buddy calm down a Michael

No, you went after him now you're going after me buddy making my make it my big Interrupts you make my band-in to him. He's about to buy some coffee's really strong I listen. Really strong. I, uh, I don't know, the bearded guys, I kind of, I couldn't grow one and maybe that's why I'm a little, maybe jealous of it. I can't, it'd be gray. I just, I just like a almost guy.

I look like a daddy. I look like David Letterman, it's just awful. I look like a almost got the sound across. I look like David Letterman, just awful. I look like a I look like a I look like a I look like a I look like a I look like a I look like a I look like a I look like a David Letterman, just awful. I look like a David Letterman, just awful.

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David Letterman, just awful. I look like a David Letterman, just awful. I look like a David Letterman, just awful. I look like a I look like a David Letterman, just awful. I look like a David Letterman, just awful. I look like a David Letterman, just awful. I look like a meadhead. So he doesn't. Yeah. You don't need a beer because you're going to be able to beat someone. I say guys, your eyes with a beer, they look pretty cool. And they don't need it though. They don't. I know when you talk, it sounds like it hurts.

Bob, Hanky Shake, please. Just, just, please. I got lower than that. Put that on your beer. I think, I think you're right about that. I think some guys grow beards to have a certain look. Because beards like that used to be bikers. You understand?

When you saw our beard like these hipsters have, now it was on a fucking biker. He had like a vest, a leather vest with patches on it. Now you look and this dude has a beard, a lot of these fucks have these beards. I think it's phasing out a little bit too. It's a trend. It's like a blush on a girl. Yeah, you have a microphone. It'ss have these beers. I think it's phasing out a little bit too. It's so trend. It's like the blush on the girl.

Yeah, you have a microphone. It's a podcast, please. I think Superman with the beard look pretty cool. Man is still. All right. I wish I didn't say yes. All right. Did he look pretty cool with the beard?

They were shaking off. Some people didn't watch him movie yet. Well, I'll tell my man is still the first one. I said I'm over with his garbage, baby. And we told my beard. I'm not talking about the movie yet. Well, I'll tell my dad man is still the first one. I said I'm over with garbage, baby. And I'm talking, we told my bitch. I'm not talking about the movie. I think the beard was garbage, baby. I like when you call him baby. I don't know. I think it's, you know, it's, it's definitely the, the nerd is in. But the, but the women like that, the women like beards. Yeah. That's all girls talk about. I'm talking about you. You talk about that. Yeah. Well, you see I'm talking about you. That little girl's talking about that.

Yeah. Well, you see what they say about the kids. Very girthy. The type is like a big guy with a beard. That's the type. Robert Kelly. Go for a beard. She has this thing with Lauren and it's time to aggravate me.

Is that people say that and then she go, yeah, yeah. And I know she's patronizing me. I know she's jo- yeah, of course, Bob. I think, because I know, then fuck me. Okay. Okay, all right. There. No, it wasn't easy.

I was, it wasn't easy. One of us say that. You freaking come down on us and she- What? Because it's, what? Speaking of Lich, we have someone that volunteers to be the new Lauren. She's under picture in.

Ooh, that was a massive amount. Thanks, sir. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Come on, past, she's kind of cute. I like this kind of little Irish girl. Very cute. Show the camera. Oh, yeah. Show the camera. Can I show you? She's very... You got nothing to worry about.

What are you talking about? I think she's cute. She's not your type. Yeah, she's not that kind of... She's very cute. What do you think, Mike? That's... Oh, yeah, I think she's cute.

Yeah, she's cute. Would you date her? I think I... Can I swipe left from here? She's cute. She's very cute. She's very cute. Oh, yeah. She's cute. I think she's cute? Yeah, she's cute. Would you date her?

I think I can I swipe left from here? That's good. She's very cute. I think she's cute. I'm not as hot as Lauren, but I could be doing great. She's a good girl. She's honest. Let me see, I'll tell you.

What's wrong with you, man? I'll let you know. Why would the fuck you wrong with you? Are you showing up with a ringin'? No. Let me see, now I'll tell you. I like you, girl. I dig it. I think she's cute. She me see. Now I'll tell you. I like you, girl.

I dig it. I think she's cute. She has cute. She's cute. I think she's cute as shit. I like it. I take false it. It's not a photo in like that.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I shouldn't have shown it. Yeah. We're nice fucking think about beards and race. And he goes, hey, look at this photo. It's fucking recent. He really did reset everything.

You do like a casting couch thing when a girl sends her photo in like what are you willing to do to get on the show? No, we don't do that. I think that's illegal. I think that's illegal. They can actually sue me for that. We did ask for titty picks, but nobody, we said one girl sent in titty picks. But it wasn't even her tits.

Now, well, I actually liked it better. How you went t-shirt. Oh, yeah. That's hot. She wrote YKWD on her style. that's nice. She had a sexy fucking stomach. Where's the where the picture? No head Which was even sex here You just add whatever you want Where's the picture? It's we can pull it up someone has it. It's you. Huh? Yeah, I know, but you sent it to me

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Fire me though you fucking fired now. I don't think I am Yeah, you are leaving you fucking leave it. Okay, hey what you fucking make me leave one second before you get out of hand I hang on one second. Can you hand me that mic? The camera stand. No, I'm not doing that. Oh, you want to be you? I thought we're going That's how dummy is Playing you want to take over what's my the good stupid ass? Yeah, fuck you scope If you came real to me is it no fuck this it's doing scopos. I love it Let me tell you something this what I know I'd have to do the scope

Oh, cuz fighting them one on one would be ridiculous It would just be who knows who to win I'd have to take an eye out or fish or something But I would just go look man, you know what fuck it and as soon as you turn around I would hit him in the back of the fuck ahead with this mic stand and he'd wake up in his house We've passed the dish in front of him from his mom You have a fucking beard because it would have been a muck later Warm, not a fucking idiot. What do you think I'm gonna fight fair? I'm gonna square off like an Irishman come on Yeah, little fuck out. Yeah, what the fuck with me now. I got things we'll get heated and they would just take its natural course

What would you away from to turn it on I get them behind I am a fucking intelligent fucking fighter Here's a deal you're gonna fight. All right. Yeah cool You don't want to leave that's cool and he'd be like yeah, fuck that and then I go all right Let me just get my bag and he'd be like get your bag bitch Get my bag and I go grab my bag and as soon as he fucking crack right in the back of his fat melon that I'd fuck his ass to Tell him you tell me what you gonna do now. I know yeah, but I get another thing I don't think so. Can we see can we see mad dog? Can we see mad dog B scope B scope oh

I don't know I'm gonna be Robert Kelly. You be Robert and I'm gonna leave. You fucking I asked for a fucking picture But with the picture of the fucking phone You still want my ass Want my ass You can't want

But you fired No, I'm leaving Shut the fuck up No, I'm gonna I'm under the weather today man. I ain't going I'm not gonna say the name Dude, why did you whisper that to a microphone? I just I don't want you

I want the camera on me right now. I understand that I yell I understand that I scream I admit that I'm a bully sometimes, but do you understand my pain? He went, don't say it. He did a microphone. We came through the headphones. This is what I'm dealing with. Wait, you could agree that you've been less stressed

about scopos since I've been here though. Yes. Or shut up. No, come on. Give me a gobble lick. Shut up. I haven't. Fat vagina. Give me a goblet. I have been fat with Diana. She's fucking hell. She saved my life. She saved you her fucking job. Wait, she got fat but Donna. Here she is right here.

That's a motherfucker. Oh, look it. Oh, yeah, that's nice. I like it. That's fucking nice. Pretty PG. That's fun. I mean, this is I mean, she's smoking hot. That's my type of girl too Those are I mean look see a face No, but that's great. Yeah, really is great. I know she's throwing up the piece She has the best those are the I think that's blood she put that on her stomach with because she's I think she's a cutter But those are my favorite breasts of all time

What if a face look like Mike Becky. Oh, I don't care. I hope a fucking face doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you get the magic of what it is. I told you, that's my thing. I like a chick with a fucking goofy face anyways. I'd love that if I have nice glasses. It's a fucking pressure off. Nice dead tooth right up front. Yeah, that's a whole genre of porn.

Yeah, that's a dead tooth. I just had one of us. The glasses, the guy. The guava keylar is finishing on a woman's glasses. It's like a library. What is that called? It's a Hoshandara porn, I don't know. Isn't that called like a window fogging?

What? Window fog. What's that? That's interesting. Oh, glaze in the donut. What? What's that called? I just thought it was nerd porn.

Nerd porn. Nerd porn. What's a Kiloid? Kiloid thing you get in the air that look like a baby come out, like a beehive on your bubble Do I like that sexually you say you like weird things a girl while my key lords I Know I never want to talk to you again literally. I never want to hear your voice again ever in life Do you why would I like a fucking you just said you like a dead to a freaking dead eye?

Maybe like key lords. I don't like key lords. Isn't that a black person thing? No, that's everybody. I don't know what that is. No, don't black people get key lords. Or they'll stew it head that shit on his face. A key lords, right? Yeah, that shit.

I don't know how you get it. It looks like a scar, but it's risen. He sounds like a bubble. A Spanish actress in Morgan a little bit. Oh, pity. You do? I don't know. I think he sounds like, it sounds like J.Z. A little know. I think he sounds like Jay-Z a little bit.

People have said that. Jay-Z and Dionne Lemon. I mean, Damon Lemon. I don't think about that. Tons of hair name. Pety. All right, let's go to the chat room real quick. What do you got in the chat?

Oh, well, one second. King Kong says, tune in for the perfect time. Scopo beatings are my fave It's literally become a thing on the show. Oh really? Yeah, people like when he gets a fucking nice yelling at Jaron Berk. No, it's coming. You know, it's comedy show. I think I think I have I pray that he does it intentionally just to like for the show It's very in character. You got me I know you don't have the audition For yourself. I'd rather talk to Mike Vagion as you I like to see scope explode. I want to see how that looks What do you mean? I he's gonna fucking I see him get close. I think he has that under oh I

Go I Have actually seen him get mad. He's got mad at me before where he's fucking you flipped out Did you get scared now I fucking yelled louder? You know fucking psycho on me out of psychoness. Oh fucking be a psycho What else you got? Jaren burger says beards cover up our weird shaped chins and lack of jaw structure It really does I think that these guys grow on beards, which would just be regular fucking doobs and physical atrocities.

And now you grow a beard, it's beautiful, long, brown. That's some fucking, my dark head. I got a way of doing that. Yeah, you put some cream in it, make it smell good. Yeah, they have cream for beards, man. They get all kinds of shit for beards. Conditioner, all kinds of stuff for it. And then now all of a sudden you're a hip dude, man. You for beards man. They get all kinds of shit for be a conditioner all kinds of stuff for it and then

Now all of a sudden you're a hip dude man. You're fucking cool. You got a chin. You get to some right? Converse all stars. Yeah, you're in the game. Yeah, you're in the game like you're going old school fucking Puerto Rican go T Yeah, go T swag. That's back on the day Possibly Puerto Rican's never grow Puerto Rican's black dudes grow beards Yeah, yeah, and I think I think a black dude with a beard looks good. It looks like you've been radicalized. Radicalized. I have a beard.

But I've noticed it didn't seem like mine offends you guys. You know how to have a beard. You don't have a beard. I maintain it. I feel like you need that. It makes me feel good. You have a maintain it. I feel like you need that. You should be the culprit. It makes me feel good in there. Yeah, you have like a 1978 bank manager beard. I gotta hit that.

I gotta hit that. And that's how it's born. Yes, so good year. I gotta hit the Tony Stalks. Yeah, I'm down with that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you always just trimmed, it's like, you know, to the surface,

it's not like his comes down and grows. Like, it's not maintained, it's just like his comes down and grows like it's not a maintained it's just a rogue beard but if wills was more like clean and that it wouldn't work like that shit yeah he needs that fucking drug Lord beard what all right nothing okay good what else you got T. Poe uh larma jane says Bobby looks like he's having a thin week he's also weight? I don't know what that means. He has been losing weight. His ass doesn't shut off lights anymore.

I used to do that a lot. Hey, I couldn't work by the thing with that shit. I have lost a little weight. What's a little? I don't weigh myself. Two pounds for your pounds. I don't weigh myself. Can I tell you why?

Because I was going to the gym lifting weights. And when you're lifting weights and eating right You still kind of you stay in the same and it's fucked with you psychologically because you're working your ass off And you feel you're not losing anything you're not you're just actually making it into muscle right other than that I fell off the wagon a couple weeks ago. I was going to the gym a lot into a pizza. I fell into a bag with cream cheese actually I was going to the gym a lot into a bagel with cream cheese. Yeah, craft services. It's fucking, get your phone off the thing. It's vibrating everything.

You can't go. I got a point. I will. I'll call you later. Just get it off the thing. I fell off a bagel of cream cheese, man. I saw a PA in a bagel of cream cheese, man. I saw a PA in a bagel with cream cheese.

It was a salted bagel. You know craft services. It's a load of shit. It's all shit. So after every, you know, okay, you can fight that for a couple weeks. No cell control. Hang on, yeah, I have cell control. And then all of a sudden, you know, it's a long day.

You're tired. Maybe a bad day. You know, you have a hard time on set, and then I was, you know, you're gonna wait 20 minutes for the next setup, you go right to craft services, and there's a fucking cow tail, York peppermint patty, and a fucking bagel cream cheese. It's called self control.

Yeah, I don't have self-fucking control. You just said you had a self control. You just need strategies, you need to bring your own co-cuts. Yeah, you need all know I'll tell you what I started eating like this because of you with the stress factory you broke it down I know you said I'm getting all the fucking time. What's that and it kills me now it really got me eating right? I that's what I really got me eating right you you you eat differently. I eat a big fucking thing of rice No, no, no besides that I bring my own nuts. I bring my own juices juices meaning

Squeeze vegetables. I bring my own. We know what fucking juice He probably thinking cool a the high C4C. No, that's I don't think fucking juice. I don't think cool aid when I've never I've never had cool aid in my life Never had cool aid, okay, I don't have cool aid fucking cool aid fucking pure sugar and a fucking Yeah, but you are sure everything else you had is similar to that. I know no, it's not cool. It is fucking ridiculous If you buy cool aid as a parent you should be arrested Okay, what I'm gonna tell you what I should be arrested. Okay, what? A fucking arrested. Robert Kelly, what if you should be arrested if you buy fucking cool, or Zarex? Whatever your version of cool-aid is, it doesn't matter.

No, my point is I know what a fucking juice is. I know when you say juice, I know what a fin-ation dude says juice, I make my own juices. I know you're not getting fucking cool-aid, mix it in in water and go on, this is great, but cool-aid juice. I know that. I know what're not getting fucking cool a mix in in water and go on. This is great bird cool a juice I know that I know what you mean. So stop being so condescending you fuck You finish yep, I've been my own nuts

I started using it what you gotta do is you gotta fight the hunger this how you do you only know that you're You got to fight the hunger. This how you do you know You're okay Shut up. Let me just tell you It's in your people. Let me tell you I want a fat mess. I was 220 pounds. That's fast 220 pounds 220 pounds. I'm a mess and then let me finish Bob Two things if you want to you want to if you want to change your lifestyle two things two important things you ready Number one plan you got plan you're if you freaking just wait to get hungry. You see plant or plan plan I'm not planting vegetables

PLAN plan just like how you plan ahead you got plan your meals Yeah, because if you just wait to get hungry you have mercy to your stomach And then you just go away. You're gonna go for broke number two You know you went to back to go to anyone else double check him spelling the word plan by the way P L.A.N Plan I just had to make sure shut up dope who all right I like do pull it mixes it up. I got that. Then number two, you have to carry food. You have to beat the hunger.

You let your hunger get to you. You're going to lose. That's why you lose it now. You got snacks around? No, you're going to wait till you get hungry. And you're going to walk by the freaking Huba Haba or the Kuba Kaba and then much down. Excuse me. Okay.

I got Huba Haba. Guaranteed. Shkubble will not write that down. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that. in Huba Haba or the Kuba Kaba and then much down. Excuse me. Oh, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got,

they got guaranteed scubble, not write that down. I don't know what that thing is saying. I don't write it down anymore, Bobby. We discussed this. You know why don't you write it down? Why don't you write it down? Because I never wrote it down. Thank you.

What? Scopo was sp- and then nothing. And it makes- I think we'll make a good point. What the Huba Haba and the Kuba Kuba? Go fuck yourself. You didn't hear what, you started. You started playing it. You didn't name one thing he said. He said plan. I think we'll make a good point. What the hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a hula hoop of a h Always turn us down white things white sugar white bread white rice White Lies so right so let me ask question. So can I have brown rice? You got brown rice, but Bobby

You have no limits you have you have a Two three spoons is good for you for you. Two spoons. Not the big spoon. Not the big spoon. What a two. So you're saying, you call me Bobby? You're saying three teaspoons. What am I? A prisoner? I said, I said three spoons. Not three. Three teaspoons. I said three spoons. What kind of spoon? A T table spoon. A table spoon. A table spoon. A regular spoon. A regular spoon. A regular R E G U eG UL a r I I understand what the fuck Can somebody help me

I have a spoon Bobby stop staring and stop A table spoon table table spoon Whatever regular spoon is Do you eat with a You eat with a dish? I don't I don't interrupt Haitian jackal lane I used to make a lot of sense right here We're trying to get your life together, Bobby Jesus.

Don't eat a pot of brown rice dude. Kiwai, you know Kiwai? Yep. Eat Kiwai. Is that your sister? Four spoons of that. I'm sorry, well. Kiwai, keep watching this.

Oh, if the 30th look I've ever seen will ever give anyone. Oh my God. All right, what else you got? Key why no You go you go you go Die for the rest you are vegetables do not do what fish what if he's allergic to nuts salmon? Edo Edo it's I'm not allergic to anything. I'll saute salmon. That's what I taste. Okay, what is the other one? What? What about broiled?

Oh, broiled. But that's it. What about panseered? Shut up, Bobby. What? You're making yourself hungry, then you're going to go and go and try that in the cool, cool, cool, cool. What happened?

What happened if you fell off? Did you recover? Did you recover? I recovered, I recovered actually today. You're Monday, I recovered Monday. I woke up, I got the new Nutri-Bullet X, RX, great. I fucking smoothie greens. What's in your smoothie?

Greens, almond milk. Get sugar free almond milk next time. I did. No, you're just coconut water, it's better. No coconut water has a lot of carbs in it. I did almond milk, sugar free, natural, no flavoring. I did a half a banana, an orange, a fistful of greens, fistful of greens.

Yeah, I reach in, I grab a fistful, I throw it in. Kimwa seeds, not Kimwa. Cheers. Cheers seeds. No, what's the other one? Hem. What's the other seed? Now it's chia seeds. No, what's the other one? Hemp? What's the other seed? Now it's chia seeds. So that and I put a little

just yogurt, no sweetener, no regular yogurt, no vanilla. What are you yogurt out? Why are you yogurting your freaking... Of course, that's adding to your freaking thing, man. Okay, I got the banana. You already got the orange. That's a lot of sugar. Okay. Why are you yelling? I try to help you out? You're yelling. I got a yeah. I am a fucking man. I got a yellow fat. I try to ask my fucker He's got a yellow fat out your ass Christ killer says by greens Bobby's referring to green M&M's That's not even funny. You just have to be me. No, it's not funny. That's funny. Greene by greens. He means green M&M's

Yeah, does it make sense? Joe wise. Yes, Rose. I'm asked Rose battle master of Mike Vecchion is an old joke makes that Yeah, it didn't pop for me, but I get it sure Yeah, but you get it, but it doesn't make you wouldn't have said that right? That joke was Learning what I was talking about. Jaren Berger says this may be the perfect time for an actual bomb to go off instead of Will's terrible jokes.

Do you have anything like not mean? It's all around that range. It's all around that range. There's nothing like conversational. Nobody in the chat room has anything to say. Oh, we have like we have like bland positive shit. Yeah, well just say something. Like, is there anything I don't like, what are you fucking

legion of scanks? Blan positive shit. What's wrong with positive shit, Deepo? What's wrong with a fucking nice? You're doing a good job. Love the show. Good job, Bob. Maybe that's why I'm fucking fat.

Because you only read fucking negative shit off my fucking chat room. There is some positive shit Fuck now, alright, yeah, I'm gonna be alright. I want positive Gonna be alright, probably. Douglas Blaine's Douglas Blaine says loving the show watching over in Scotland fucking thank you Douglas from Scotland You're good person. What else? Rambo says if they roast wills cock they could feed ol' Haiti

Sorry What else? Rambo says if they roast wills cock they could feed old Haiti. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, that's a compliment. I shouldn't. That was a good cock joke. Go ahead. Was that a big cock joke? Yeah. Or a Haitious hungry joke.

A little bit of both. Thank you Mike. That's all I have for now. Like 12 things. God, I have fucking no fans. I have all my fans are just evil fucking mean people that want to get a quippin' with this fuck and read on the show.

Fuckin' fuck me. You really go after the guys who work for you, I'm telling you. Hmm? Why? You just lost it on him? The India Scopo. He fucks out. Yeah.

He did, but you listen. There's no worse on him. I love the fact that you roll in here and you think that it's me. I love that fact. I'm not blaming you Bob. I'm not blaming you Bob. I'm just saying you fucking really go at these guys. It really goes when everyone leaves and it's just us. We all get along. It's good. Yeah, but that's off air No one sees that well. Yeah, what what you want fucking what was it be happy the whole time hey good job Chris Hey, what else you guys want to talk about where'd you start Mike? You start really getting into some stuff there. Yeah, all right here we go anyways

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It was better than your band that you and freaking these two guys. He taught my he's probably the weekend. I'm not a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

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I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad had. I think he has something against light skin. Guys, you know what? That's not my light skin. Pete, you ain't not cool, dude. They trying to do it.

No, we're gonna keep, you know what's the black lives matter, man. Don't matter to you. They try and break this stuff from the inside. But is that something in the community, though? Dark skin versus light skin. Yeah, do you guys like Africans? Like people from Africa? They braid here, they good. They good serve purpose

Yeah, they got the they got the salt literally one of the smoothest motherfuckers is ever stepped in the studio Oh, thank you lean back in your chair Your eyeball in me without blinking and you're just like you an answer for everything don't you? Yeah, they good I'm just happy to be see everything when talk, it sounds like you're tasting good food. Light skin brothers, they're good. I like Africans a good. Yo man, they do, they stamp. Is it really like all black people love all black people?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like that. Well, let me ask you a question. No, I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Your dad's cool, but not like that. We're not like, I can't call him. We cool, like if I see him, it's what up, you know? Down to the right. We talk to your father, will you shut the fuck up? I'm literally finding out about his father. What do you want to know?

Let's go ahead, continue. Down to the right. I mean, I've never hated anybody more than you. I'm sorry. You see your father and you're like, what's up? Like he's just a dude on the street. Yeah, we cool. But why, how old are you?

33. Why is that? I don't understand that. We were talking to Lauren today too. And your father, you don't talk to your dad. No, not since I was like 17. He just walked out. Yeah, well, kicked us all out.

He kicked you and your mom and your brother out Mm-hmm like out of the house. Yeah, like my mom filed for divorce and told us to get out So we all was a house apartment a house. Oh, yeah, that's big. Yeah, white privilege Yeah, I'm on my own Yeah, that's that well now. What's up? It's fucked up. So your dad one of yours your dad ever been in your life Yeah, but not like, consistently. Not consistently. I was like, yeah, motherfucker.

Yeah. Yeah, but not consistently. Not like a dad is supposed to be a dad. You know what I mean? Is that bum you out? Did you ever want a dad? I don't even know. I was just running around in the street.

So I guess I did. I don't know. Right, yeah. And then you don't do that shit no more Run around in the streets. No, I'm in do comedy now. I'm trying to change my life I'm here with you. This is big And I'm not a man why run around the streets is cuz they don't know what that what I know what the fuck that No, I fucking know what it is

No, I fucking know what it is That racist is just like a knowledge it's called a displacement you don't know what that means because you was not wrong You was not born there. I was fucking in juby hall when I was 13. Okay, are you the only person here that I was running in the street Dupe with that running the street man. I really don't probably think it's exercise I was just picturing like a sidewalk crawl. It was like, he's playing hopscotch. What about you, Mad Dog? You got me, you father around? Never met him. You never met me again.

Never met my real dad, no. Now why is that? Real complex, dude. No, but did he pass away? Did he leave you? What happened? I'm a bastard. Yeah, yeah, I never met my dad my mom

I mean there's different versions of the story depending on what relative you ask she went to Mexico Some people say she got knocked up with a Jewish boyfriend Some people say she got knocked up in Mexico came back with the baby She started dating a black dude. I'm named after him technically on the birth certificate He's my legal thought Norris Brent Fleming the second is me Technically, my legal father and the eyes of the government is a light skinned So I will one like me. I'm Creole black dude from Louisiana Norris Brent Fleming never met him. I didn't know any of this shit till I was like 20 21 in college and

Yeah, and then life after you found out that I thought was Mexican then I thought it was Mexican for years, and then at my grandpa's, and then my grandpa's funeral, like two days later, and this is as ridiculous as good. Two days after my grandpa, that's what I was raised by my grandparents, they changed my name to Jamie Madden. At his two days after his funeral, we're having a fucking cookout in a pool party

and eating ribs and all of a sudden, they're like, yeah, you're probably Jewish. Do you wanna do wanna eat more fucking corn? No, I want to know what's going on with my life. Why are you fucking Italians not telling me all this shit? So you are Italian. Italian, but even on that side, I'm more German. Like I'm least Italian.

I love the Mexican. I don't think I'm Mexican. I look in the mirror. I look like Manipotentkins bastard. Like if there was a fourth Reich, I'm not getting out of it. I'm clearly Jewish. You, you, you, you, yeah, not getting out of it. I'm clearly Jewish. You, you, you, you, you are a little Jewish.

I could say that, yeah. Well, my yelling, as you said earlier, I mean, there's no hiding this shit. Yeah, there was a little Jewish in you. Yeah, that's crazy. What about you, Mike? You got a good family, don't you? Yeah, good family.

Yeah, you can tell. I'm the only guy here with the, who had a dad, I think. What? But you know, I'm not really bad. You know, well, they ain't got to me yet. I got a dad. Yeah, a scopo. I got a dad. Scopo's got a good dad. I got a great dad. Scopo's got a good fan. He ain't got to me yet. I got a dad. Yeah, a scopo. I got a dad.

A scopo's got a good dad. I got a great dad. A scopo's got a good fan. He ain't got to me yet. I would get to you last. Yeah, you got a good to your father and mother. Awesome. My dad, I don't have, there's a thing with me.

I had my dad for a second and then he went away. He went to Vietnam. We all fucked up. I came back to force and then I had a shit stepdad, just an abusive, physically abusive fucking monster for years. Then I had nobody, and then I have the guy who's Larry, who's my dad, who's been married to my mom

for fucking 30 years, who is my baby brother. He's a great guy. I always say I wish I had you from the get go, because I probably wouldn't have done comedy. I probably would not do comedy. I would have been embossed and I would have had a job, fucking manage and so on. Whatever, I would have had a good job,

but I would have had a nine to five where I wouldn't have done this. I think the comedy comes from the just fucked up upbringing, having nobody there to help you or to guide you and to be that dysfunctional and have that much pain and not being able to get it out is what drives you to either kill yourself or laugh.

Well, it's like especially males, they need a, they need, they need a male role model. It's understated in society, I don't know why, but young men, they need a male. I think women's understated in society. I don't know why, but young men, they need a male. I think women do. I think women do. You do. But women need a mother. Yeah. I think that's true. I think women need it too. But ideally, you have both, but it makes more of a difference. A kid who's a male can really go off the rails if they don't have male guidance. Yeah. Do you remember the first time, like you had a friend who had a good dad?

Yes, I did. And you were like, man, fuck, the same fear. Yeah. Cause you like, you leave and they're chilling with their dad. What am I supposed to do? You got to live. My friend, you're dead? I had a good dad.

You had a good dad? Yeah, good dad, good mom, I mean, they, what my ass? And what happened? What happened? What happened? I went to school, my dad, man. I went to school studying Elect dad married went to school, study

Electrical Engineering, it's the Bill Vobots. And then I started doing combat, I had to do combat behind that basketball, you would not permit it to do any top of, you know, arts. You had a strict Haitian dad. A strict Haitian dad, but he was cool as hell. I mean, he was like, where is he now? He passed away.

Wendy passed away. Oh, like 92? The long time ago. Yeah. But he was like a man man, like he didn't smile. I never saw him like, hug my mom. That's the way. Wendy passed away. 92? The long time ago. But he was like a man, man. Like he didn't smile. I never saw him like hug my mom. He was like a steel.

That's that type of man though. I don't think is a man. No, but he was still good. I remember there's parts like that. But I like the guy. Like my father was real emotional with us. Like he would cry in front of us. He would kiss.

He would tell me he loved me. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I know guys like like that who whose fathers were just like my dad no emotion They never told the kids they loved them all that stuff But my dad shows as he gets older. He's showing like more love. I think he's realizing that you know my grandpa was like that Yeah, yeah, he was like like will's dad till a probably I got out of college. And it's like, oh, I love you. We're my, we're my, we're my laughing and all my shit. When my grandmother passed away, my dad's mother, he was only one at the funeral.

Now crying, his brother was crying. He was crying, but he was just standing there. And he was like, you know, I'm like, damn, look at my, my dad. He's freaking like a man. Like, and then when I moved out the house, you know, I'm not sure you guys know about this, but in our world, you don't, you don't leave when you're 18. You stay there, you get married and take care of your parents. So you're one Haitian.

Yeah, but most immigrants, only immigrants. Most immigrants. You leave the house at 18. Most immigrants stay in the house, they when they get 18, they get married and then they take care of the oldest. And the cycle continues. So I left the house and my mother told me one day,

yeah, you know, when you left the house, your dad cried. And it made me cry because I was the only one that ever made my dad cry. I'm like, what? He cried, say, yeah, because you left. You were the first in that lady, right? And then he even went to the league.

I'm like, I was emotional. Yeah. But you don't have a dad anymore. Yeah, he's still around. Where? He's still liking my head. Oh, and you had, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't have a dad anymore. He's still around. Where? He's still liking my head. Oh, and you had, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know it's weird, you know.

I know things, this thing that I do now with my kid that I know I learned from Larry, the last guy. You know what I mean? Like I know, you know, when it comes to doing stuff around the yard or getting shit done. That's from him. Because I remember he would, you know, he would just, let's do this together. And all of a sudden, I'm, you know, building a deck. And I'm like, ugh, fuck that I get sucked into this. But there was a thing at the end of all that, how I work, there's a deck there.

And you're like, wow, I built that. I remember looking at that deck for years, going, man, I fucking hell, I built that. And my, you know, I'm trying to do that with my kid now. Like, we'll go in the backyard and we'll do shit together. And that's how, you're emotional with your kid. That you tell your kid to love me every day, right? I love him.

That's nice. I give him kisses, but there is, you know, there is a difference between me and his mom. But, you know, my wife is a fucking pretty, I think she's pretty stern too, you know what I mean? She, we do family hugs, like we'll give hugs, we'll all hug each other, kiss each other. Do you beat him?

No, never hit him. No, I will never hit my kid. Never have to kid. Why, you think you should? I don't know. I'm asking you. I know your kid, dude. I know one thing, if he comes out of my house

and he's misbehaving, he can ask you. If you ever let him, I thought your kid will. I'll one thing. And he comes by my house and he's misbehaving. He can ask you if you ever like your kid will say that. Maybe I actually this funny you bring that up today. I actually had these rage fantasies because of a psycho where somebody a neighbor had hit my kid like a like the people over there on the other than the other house. You know what the old people? Well, Well, no, no, not the worst. But I had some situation with a person. I just had this fantasy, because you're always constantly

when you have a kid, you're always fantasizing his death. You know, it's just, because you care so much, it's like a fear of heights. You know, when you're afraid of it, because you know, like when I drove over a certain bridge going back home, I'm scared of it, because it's just a fear of, I'm not gonna, but I'm afraid to go off it,

and I'm afraid that my kid's gonna get hurt. So anything he does, I have that fantasy of fucking, you know, the lawn mower just rolling over to us. Do you guys stop saying fantasy? Not a fantasy, it's a fear. No, no, no, when you- Please don't just let him do it It's not trying to punch it up. It's called

A day nightmare I got brand of a night cool Should we take a break Let's talk about all for now. Let's talk about golf Let's talk about golf again. Let's talk about golf. We're going to go in a minute. Good. It's a day there.

It's a day there. Day there. Do you know how fantasy made you? No, with fantasy, people confuse fantasies. Because you say, like, my fantasy is fucking three girls. No, but fantasy is something that's nice. No, but it's still fantasy. It's still false.

It's not real. It's very fascinating. Fantasy is how, I know you'll keep saying fantasy, like, like, today when the, the when the the how to she Mail on the world started following me on Twitter. That's a fantasy that came true Ellie don't know what follow you on Twitter. She wants a she-mail. Do you show me? Oh, yeah, I know it No fantasy means something pleasantly Uh, pleasant a pleasant dream

You can have a fan you she you can have a bad fantasy. No bad fantasies. Okay, whatever the fuck it is Batman I just told you I'm not saying daymare nightmare. They did nightmare. They did nightmare There's not fucking daymare listen to me. I had a fucking a bad Thought I didn't eat me stupid. No, I think it's like technically unwanted I Need me stupid. No, I think it's like technically unwanted unwanted thought yeah, I'm some shit like that. Yeah, so anyways I had somebody hit my kid right he did something stupid and she they hit him I fucking I

Grab them by and I was like you know, I had a whole little in my head like you if I don't hit my kid You don't have my fucking I just smack in him in the face. How's that feel? You fuck, you did something wrong. Now you're getting fucking whacked. Like I would feel like- You get a whole steve of sick old fantasy. If I- Yeah, it was crazy.

I do that all the time, dude. Sometimes I'll cry, this is bad. I'll be like, you know, somebody I want to fucking have an argument with. I'll call them and forget that I call them and start the argument. What? Stop it. And then I'll call them and forget that I call them and start the argument. What? Stop it.

And then I'll be like, oh shit, and I'll just hang up the phone. My wife called me arguing with somebody that doesn't exist. I call her, I forgot, I hit the button to call her and then I forgot, and then I got mad. I'm starting arguing, I'm like, you fucking call. You don't fight. And then I looked down and the phone

has been going for a minute and a half and she's on it. And I pick up the phone and I go, hello, she goes, are you okay? And I'm like, I was just rehearsing lines. I was like, she goes, you're yelling at somebody on the show this year? I'm like, yeah, it's just a character, dude. Yeah, whatever.

I was, yeah, I'm a fucking psycho. I'm a self-emotic psycho. Do I go therapy once a week, I'm a fucking psycho. I'm a self-emotic psycho. Do I go therapy once a week? I'm a fucking lunatic. I just found something, yes, I learned something yesterday. A disabled personality disorder. What is that? No, what is that?

You found out! How the fuck are we supposed to know? Something personality disorder. It's about crazy people that they had that. Borderline personality. Borderline personality. That borderline personality disorder. That's a bowl personality disorder. It's about crazy people that they had that. Borderline personality. Borderline personality, yeah. That borderline personality. Also, both personalities.

No, no, no, no, I'm totally. Okay. What do I look up? Well, what do I look up here? Look up Daymare. Go back to that one. Yeah. Yeah.

Please look up Daymare. What are you got in the chat room? It's gonna end up being a shitty Ben and Brooklyn. I got nothing right now, so. Thanks, people. Sorry. There's nothing in there's nothing in the chat. What's the last thing written in the chat? Just read it. Christ Killers says Vekki on his hilarious, but a little laid back right now. See, why would I want to read that? You know what I mean? The spice fuck that up. Vekki on let's go. Christ Killers not Christ killer not We have a great Jewish fan base We down Christ killer. Christ. Yeah, yeah, what's the second thing written Justin fresh. He says asshole

No, but with the with the father thing it's possible to be like a strong Man, but be emotional. That's what a lot of people don't think that. A lot of people think that if you're strong, you need to you don't cry. You don't say I love you. You're just that, but you can be strong, but you could be emotional. But can I say something? Yeah.

Feel free. We stop asking. You're on the show. No, I like that. I like it. I'm giving permission. Back then, go on. Back then, or even even now there was no school

So how to be a dad how to be a mom you just have to learn from your parents and they learn from their parents They learn from their parents and they learn from their slave masters talk about it We wonder with revolution so we have slaves need y'all with gangsters the Haitians Yeah, we're different level why is that level what do you mean we kick why is that's what he might talk? They have walked back and they want I talked to him. We what can I talk to him about the Haitians Yeah, it's not about you Talk to me about the Haitians. I think they gangsters. I should live in Miami actually you have fucking Haitians down there It's crazy. Why would I be crazy? It's the Haitian pride I think they gangsterism. I should live in Miami actually. You're fucking Haitians down there. It's crazy

Why would that it's the Haitian pride like they fucking I don't know the details. I'm just going by What I heard in the streets dude, you know about the Haitian revolution. Yeah, I know I don't say what happened Can't say what happened? Yeah, can you not yell though? Check this out. I didn't I wasn't part of it. Check this out I love paylake after Haitians After Haitians what the French ass those fucking voodoo sticks down Fucking jinx to me Haitians won the revolution right that the biggest thing back then was a sugar cane It was selling a lot of sugar cane in Haiti. Now Cuba, the Spanish came to Cuba. They said, oh shit, they hate these not

selling them or sugar cane. This is our chance to sell a lot of sugar cane. But it costs a lot of money to go get slaves from Africa and bring them here. You know what they was doing? They was kidnapping free blacks in Haiti and bringing them to Cuba and making them work the sugarick a cane. Okay. Who was someone that said to friends? The Spanish was going back, going to kidnapped and I guess what those, those Haitians are doing in Cuba.

What? You know, dude, we just, comedy. We just whoop. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Okay, what were they doing? They were, they were telling those, telling those those slaves in Cuba. You know We just whoop these French people as we get our freedom and we fight

Right, that's only part of the war and they were like you do this to you. I didn't get past that part in the book Your heart from Haitians of Dominicans that share the same island, but I didn't get to that part of the book yet Okay, of the book. They don't like each other though. I'm reading the minute. It's a book on freedom mirror Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the Minikins don't get along well Hey, he's on the left side and Dominican Departor was out of the other planet you standing on What? Well, there's a left and a right. Yeah, that is but he told my left call On the west Let's go On the east in the west you said that so the

Hades on the west Correct, Haiti is on the west and then the making public is on the east east. Yeah, yeah, so that's the right If I was looking at a map you said left the right Bobby. Yes, that's I'm asking Am I wrong? I said, I'm not. I'm playing. Are you going? Is he wrong or am I right?

I get what Bobby saying with the map. You can't. No, no, no, no, no. I get what you're saying. If you just happen to come from down north and you just get out and you look at using left and right, but left and right would be on a map. Map.

So how we establish on location coming up for freaking Antarctica is on the freaking right now Wait a minute. No, I'm just from the bottom will Yeah, you're coming up and that would be a laugh and then left dumb dumb so that he's coming from Antarctica with you say his thing He said the left so that means Like Abbot and Abbott there's no fucking costella ready Who's right who's wrong? Like Abbot and Abbott there's no fucking cost teller ready You just said you come from Antarctica is on the left

Antarctica's in the bottom so what they want me to left what the Bobby say he said on the left He said on the left. I know. I mean he's coming from Antarctica If I'm coming from yeah, but that's how the map set up. No, no, no, no, you just said from America if you look at the map from America You put the goddamn words there, bubba. Yeah, you're crazy You're crazy with W. Listen, all I know I bought my pants is in my life He's I knew that was He dug you your blaster he opened up and you fucking use that again Both my parents in my life and told me about Easter West not left and right. Yeah, well, I wish they stayed south

All right, let's wrap this fucker up. I want to go on the room real quick. So dude Where's your club? Well club do you work mostly shit all over really down the block what's your favorite club that you work favorite club shit probably the stand stand yeah like a stand you work in stand a New York comedy club you stood not as much I thought I heard it's changing his ways it's I heard it's good no comedy club is a shit now man that's what I heard it's good. The New York County Club is a shit now, man. That's what I heard. I'm a new County Club is like, I can't fund. They redecorated, remodelized, and booked the wall.

They remodelized? Did it work? They remodelized it. It is now, baby. It remodelized. It remodelized it. It remodelized it. It's no force, that word?

You're not even close to being word. I like how he's the English professor of this group. Remodelized it. Remodeled. I like how he's the English professor of this book. Remodel. Remodeled. I know what you meant, but not a word. Remodel. Remodel is not.

Remodeled. Remodel. But when you, when you modelization, there's no model. That you're saying it. It's like you, they realize that they needed the remodel. So they remodelized. Thank you. Pete, I fuck with that.

Fuck you, man. I'm going to be back on the show man. He's on the standings come on It's was a chapter That's great. I get it. Where we're new y'all comic club. Where you what's your out to it Hannah? PD's jokes PD easy jokes PD but P PDE easy jokes PDE but P

D's your your name was taken. No, I just is one of that name. Yeah, all right cool. You have a website I got a show coming up this weekend actually where at the Creek in the cave called PD's world 10 o'clock It's called pd world. What is it about? It's like a variety show. It's like a for hood dude Had a talk show pretty much so you sit down while you're on stage the whole time. Yeah, I love the creek in the cave Man, I wish I could get out there more. Yeah, because I love what Rebecca does. Yeah, she really does a great job She fucking lets you guys just be creative. Yeah, it's crazy. I've watched a few say it's funny. Yeah, thank you He interaction with them as they do and stand up. Oh really? Yeah, so he say someone's tankin You can always be like so piti and then we'll change that really No shit, I fun. I want to do that show. I'd love to have you on oh, yeah

The second Friday at a month 10 o'clock He just booked himself. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen He just booked himself. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. I'm an ex. I was an ex. I was just gonna do that after the fuck. Are we all networking now? Is that what's happening?

Cause I want a network too. I will get to you after. Can we just know? You see what you cause? He's terrible. Yeah, but in the Haitians. I'm not blaming the Haitians. I'm blaming Uno Haitian.

What? I'm blaming one Haitian. One Haitian speaks under. It's Creole. What and you should say a shun Why cuz you you spoke Spanish. We don't speak that never mind You are Creole right? He just gave up I Wish he give up the business. Oh, it's too deep? I'm sorry. Not too deep.

Alright. Anyways. Well, that was good to have you on, dude. Oh, smile on it. Thank you for having me. Yeah, come back on again, alright? Yeah, hell yeah, thank you. Awesome.

You got to go wife and kids? Nah. Not when you say that like fuck guys. Nah, I'm just doing comedy. You live with your mom? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Where do you live with your fucking mom? Oh, Bronx. That's cool. Really? How do you do it? Do you help your mom. Yeah, really? Yeah, where do you live with your fucking mom Bronx? That's cool really? You help your mom. I don't know You know what it is cuz I'm from the hood so it's like I'm like the hope It's like yo this somebody trying to get out of this shit so they fucking just root for me like crazy How would you that's crazy man? 33 live at home with your mom and they're fucking hoping that you pop all right and can take everybody out They're happy they're rooting. Yeah, absolutely. You could happen. You know it's crazy

Like you said with the dad no one's ever rooted for me or like with anything in my life, right? And it's just like the first time people are like oh, man. He's keeps going out Right he keeps everything have they seen you. Yeah, yeah, and they love it Yeah, have you ever bombed in front of your family? No, you always kill it. I have to because you know what it is when they take that ride back to wherever they go and they're like, maybe he needs to quit and that's the biggest fear. Go back to the ice street.

Yeah, that's the biggest fear for me. It's like, I don't want to talk about the whole thing. It's like, I don't want to talk about the whole thing. And you're like, oh yeah. Yeah, I bombed in front of my grandfather. He never thought I was funny after that. Yeah, man, it was sad. I remember like a month before he died, I walked into after that. And it was sad. I remember like a month before he died I walked into the room and he was like, hey, I

go, hey pop, he goes, you still doing that comedy thing? Oh no. This is, I mean, literally like a couple of years ago, like I'm, that's what I bought a house with it. And he's still, you still doing it? You still trying that shit? They always say the comedy thing. Comedy family. Yeah, they really don't get it

It's like a career. Yeah, but it is like a like black families black moms kind of get the comedy thing for some reason They understand the entertainment is that you're shooting for the stars. Fuck it. Let's let's get behind him Yeah, my my my mother still says when he gonna come home and be a hairdresser I My mother still says, when are you gonna come home and be a hairdresser? Say something. I had to go, you gotta stop fucking saying that. Cause you're putting that in the fucking world. You're putting that in the fucking universe. You're trying to, I'm out there trying to put positivity of my life out in the universe. And you're in the background going,

I hope it becomes home and cuts hair with me. And that's there somewhere in my fucking psyche in the world and Shut the fuck up man. It's a different. Have you ever cut here? No, but I could have been My mother calling show business we really is doing show business That's what you call proud of you. She wasn't I for I used to do comedy how my parents back or I couldn't do comedy So then my then I did a dip hollowallo, and then normally my mom's be asleep. A poly came on at one o'clock Saturday night, my mom's up watching that shit.

And then my brother said yo, mom's so you're on TV, I'm like, oh shit. So I go in the house, she like seven of her friends live with me, when I walked to a living room, they all start talking, like, is that the comedian there? And then they all just start laughing.

Happy? Yeah, they happy. She's happy feeling out. Yeah, that's good What about your parents your parents happy for you? No, yeah, they were Right can I answer will I thought I'd do your moms Yeah, my parents were they were happy were They were happy were they were happy We're happy I was a teacher I was a teacher before yeah, and I

Was when I moved to New York and a 2003 they were like good. It's good Take a chance go. That's great. Yeah, they were supportive That's great good man, but you know my mom supportive now Finally literally after Support it. That's great, good man. But my mom supported him now. Finally, you literally have to year as a shit. But I think it's hard if you're making a lot of money and then you take the dive into comedy, that's a hard transition because you're making such good money. But if you're not making any money

and then you do comedy, it's not that big of a loss if you fail, right? Yeah, but I also think though, you start when I started when I was in my 20s, early 20s. And it's like, look, you have your whole life. You could go become this or that and get a job and own a business and then I'm going to do comedy.

I'm my uncle Jimmy who's owned his own painting company, who makes a lot of money. I was working for him and I was like, I got to go by six. He's like, why? I'm like, I got a comedy show. He's like, I need you here. I was like, I gotta go by six. He's like, why? I'm like, I gotta comedy show. He's like, I need you here. I'm like, I gotta go. And he's like, how much you can pay for the show? I'm like, 50 bucks.

I'll give you 100. Stay here and paint. I need you to finish it. I go, nope, fuck off. He's like, you're telling me, you're gonna go do a show for 50 bucks in front of nobody. And I'm gonna give you a, he goes, you're dumb. That's not good business.

That's terrible business. I was like, fuck you dude. Now, it's like, hey, I got a house, a family, two cars, fucking, you should have broken down with how much time it takes to paint versus how much time it do to tell jokes. Yeah, but it's not that, it's the fact that... You're doing something you love versus a business.

That's not a business. Financially, I could have used that hundred bucks at the time. I had no money But it's like I'm I will not fucking give into money I don't know the noodles and noodles and and not have anything ever and do this shit show in front of fucking five people At a bar and it was a shit show But fuck it. Who can't it's really tough for guys who are just getting into comedy and have family responsibilities. Dude, that type of shit. I don't know how they call it.

Well, I think it's tough too on my end, like guys like me, you know, like Lewis is that we, you're this single guy doing comedy and then you finally start to make some headway and now all of a sudden you have a wife, and you're a husband and a father, and that's a whole different, like, fuck man, I used to take naps, I used to stay up late, stay out all the time, hang out, and now it's like, I gotta go home, I gotta wake up in the morning and take the kid

to some fucking caterpillar show on Saturday. You know what I mean? So, it's a, I mean, it's fucking, I mean, everybody has their own scenarios, but, you know, that's good to your's a it's a I mean it's fucking I mean everybody has your own scenarios But you know that's good to your parents support you man your mom support you know this to I was I was I was your dad know Yeah, but he's not around he don't give a fuck like he's the kind of guy like if I ever make it he'll be like Hey, oh really and I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I mean, I wouldn't even you know what I was sure I'm love I'd be like you know you didn't know anything hang on second

Hey calling your live on the YKWD podcast Hi guys, I'm here with Mike Vick. Hello. I'm not gonna go through a whole list. Fuck it everybody Don't it'll just annoy me Yeah, I know I know you get fucking annoyed. I'm how you doing buddy? Ha ha yeah, we're here. We're talking about Will Sovins is the only one with a dad and a mom. Yeah, Will Sovins has great parents. He's the only one. Well, my fucking own has good parents, too, right? Yes. Yeah. Now, let me tell you what it is because he's Haitian. Haitians are very,

you're the very Catholic and I guarantee you one thing about his parents So we're very strict and when I say strict, they used to beat him with ironing cords Just the most violent I think in my ass word They're very violent parents They did you get whooped? Yeah, I did What did you put what do you use on you?

That whatever was nearby? Really? With the reach This will be I just got smacking you which he we said he said that they hit him with anything but mom and reach but my mom Good my dad my dad will beat you and then not be your friend, but my mom will beat act. But anyway, I believe when right into a bitch. You know, the Haitians, they were the first ones to chase the white man out of Haiti before like hundreds of people believe,

believe believe me. We heard that already. Fucking screamed at us. And y'all can scare them a sense of the black man. Yeah, but you don't even get along with American black people so don't act like you guys It's starting to but for years there was no Yeah, I have another I have another black dude in here right now and he's scared of will I'm gonna give you a buzz after. Alright guys. I wish we could have took that phone call on the thing.

Maybe next week. Who's Paul? Is this Scopo? No. No. He's not Hindi in Scopo. Alright anyways. Well thanks coming coming on your Twitter again. PD's jokes. All right, and check him out at Creek in the cave when Friday at 10 PD's world. Showed us. What do you got?

At comic like they and at Princeton, New Jersey, catchurizing star this weekend. Oh, and the I've done that before. I did that gig with the guy who Vinnie pastoria the guy from good fellows Yeah, I didn't even know that I booked this gig. I'm like all right cool. It's like one one show one One night something like that, right and My god, I fucking I'll do it. I go down. He's host. It's him Mike the fucking guy from the sopranos. He's there and he has a cookbook That he's fucking And he's on stage he doesn't really have stand up. He's like hey, where you from?

Boy big pussy big pussy was there and he fucking did his shit And then after I do one up and did my shit and then after I do not been did my shit and I was just basically like what the fuck happened like a rear fucking basement of a hotel following the pussy and then he actually watched the show and then after he someone comes up to me and hands me his cookbook and goes Vinny would like you to have this. It was like the mob I was like thank you when I was just waving like thank you, sir The fuck Yeah, dude, what else you get going on anything?

I'm in the Omaha funny bone at the end of the month Omaha fuck funny bone. Yeah, wow And you got a lot of stuff you're right also right also my hegan son. I'm headlining on a Thursday I think it's the 28th and then opening for a tell on Friday and Saturday. A tell takes care of you, right? He's good to me, yeah. I love a tell. What a good guy.

He even though he says weird, quippy shit to you. Like, what the fuck do you say about my mother? Oh, nothing. Hey, Bobby, how's your mom joking? Where you going? Hey, do you do this joke? Oh, he really is a good guy. What do you got, dude? James all

matter on Twitter. I got a new thing on YouTube called sports he old a week. It's like 45 seconds. I just talk shit about an athlete. You're big. You're big in the sports, right? I do some sports stuff. Yeah. Now you love sports. I'm a fan, baby. That's great, man. What's your favorite sport? Hoops. I'm not in the bad. Why the fuck? I used to love basketball. I'm a self-defense. I am, brother. I'm a die hard. I used to be a big South defend. I used to love watching the South. This team's I don't

this team's excited to watch dude. Yeah, Isaiah Thomas, Jake Crowder. We got some draft picks. We're gonna be back again, man. It's gonna be nice. Yeah, I just fell the fuck out. I fell out. I fell out of the broons. I used to love all sports. We got a family now. So you got other priorities. No, he probably had a SpongeBob. He got SpongeBob. He fell out before that. No.

Well, that will talk for me, because he's fucking psychication. You got to fucking crystal ball back in his closet. The fuck, dude, what are you fucking getting chicken feet and throwing them on the ground? How do you know what the fuck I like? Because I know you, man. Yes and no. Settle down, screw.

Yes and no. Did you fall out of basketball before you had a family? Yeah, I fell out of basketball before I had a family. Thank you. All right, you're welcome. But it was, did all that when I was being told the truth? All right, relax. Oh, God, it takes every ounce of energy I have to be around him.

I'm really, I'm tired. I feel fucking tired right now. Mad dog. Can I call you mad dog? I prefer not, but I'm a little bit more into arguing with you. I'm just trying to go by James. James, look at two years. Fuck James. I'll still do it. I apologize, dude. I didn't know that. You're good, dude. You should have said something. I would have called you James. I like James better. It's. God bless you. I love James. What is one of my favorite names? Thank you my friend So what else you get going on? So I got that I mean this weekend I'm at stand-up New York hosting Friday night eight and ten New York comedy club hosting the seven and nine on Saturday Great. Yeah, great. We want to see that combined. That's great And yet fuck with sports heel the week man. I'm really proud of these things. I will check that out man That's great. And yet fuck with sports here the week man. I'm really proud of these things. I will check that out man

That's great. I'm Is it a podcast or is it a video? It's just a YouTube video One of my the guy produces it for me produces a show that just got nominee for an Emmy Really? Box Sports one my boy Garrett Richardson shot out from garbage time and it's just cool. I do I love it I love I love I we need a sports thing for this show. Maybe I'll take a look at it. Please do man. Yeah, that's great We need a sport for the network. We'll look for a sports. I just get someone the business for like 45 seconds That's great. No one has no one has attention spans anymore for video. So it's like I just go in and out

I send two three takes. He edits it boom It's true if a minute if I look in a minute over if a video is over five minutes long No, I got a I got a look and see how much time I have if it's a minute if it's if it's in a minute, if a video is over five minutes long, I gotta look and see how much time I have. If it's under a minute, I'm watching it. I'll watch anything. I'll watch fucking monkeys fucking jealous. Yeah, it's cool. I'm gonna minute, yeah.

But, you know, that's good, man. That's what I like that. Last week I got like death threats because I went after Hoke Hogan the week before. It said Adam Lerouch was wrong for bringing his kid in the dugout. No one cared about someone bringing their kid into a baseball dugout and being the opposite of Phil Dreams.

And then I bring up Hogan and they're like, book human. What'd you say about Hogan? Everyone's like kissing his ass because he's winning all that money. He's still a racist. He's not gonna see that money because of a Pills court. And people are like, oh, he's innocent.

He didn't know he's been, he fucked. They feel like 300 of those. What in above of them? What? Love Spongebob. They feel 300 in fucking dude. You know what happens? It's what he's wife. I know that he's got video.

He fucking best friends wife. Yeah, that's what people in Florida do in middle age. They just fuck each other's lives and film it. I'm not kidding man. That's what they do. It's like a swingers. Every swinger porn video comes from Florida. I'm telling you man.

Everyone. Naples. We'll see you at the place. Well, they're like Tampa area. It's it's it's it's dude? Well, they're like Tampa area. Oh no, it's yeah, dude Oh, they can go fuck Swing a couple is that a lot like that a lot and I'm not talking I'm talking good-looking couples like nice milfy wives Fake titties nice milfy really sweet sweet look good looking couples man fucking each other down Florida in Florida on the on the on the on the left side

West side coming from an auto coming from Antarctica. It will be on the west side. You fucking lunatic Yeah, it's true man. So you just said he's a piece of shit. Yeah, I just go out racist What's that what you don't want? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because his daughter was Dayton I think a yeah an NBA player maybe and he was dropping in bombs but then was like well those are the good in bombs because they're rich and all that and I think he even said I'm not a racist but you can't say I'm not a racist and drop the in bomb like what are you trying to prove you in it you can't yeah no sorry I know you're from Boston and they do things that But

I'm not saying Bobby does but I got the place does I made the joke will you can't point it? There's a reason why we couldn't get free agents for years assault because of that right? Well check out that show man, please do man. Thanks for coming over me man. I'm a man. You got it man. You got it man. What are you fucking? What the hell man? Well, you know, I love you to death. I'm gonna be at the Omaha and the funny bone this weekend You're making fun of my dates. No stupid. You make a fun of my plugs. I'm gonna be there this Friday to Sunday And then I'm going to go to are you really? I'm yeah, I'm working with Sean Wayne's down headline myself at in Shay Shels Island

Shay Shels where she sure then I fucking with you She shows I've been there. It's my sex. I think this isn't like a fucking able fools joke. No, yo, we'll book you had She shows I Is there a madagascar someone get a Google map look at that. I got a left side of Haiti Call back hey, and then and then after that I'm gonna be in Winnipeg at the rumors Anybody play rumors in Winnipeg? No, I'm be there with Winnipeg then I'm coming back To the comedy seller after two weeks later

All right, well, what else you getting is that it? I then then and then I'd be putting post up on Facebook Twitter Instagram and A couple other social media's at will silvens will with one L S.Y.L. V.I.N.C.E. I'm the baby. I should use my real name man Hey talking to yourself I don't know what you have zone height man Just talk to the backs out of a fucking He's his own And The one you you haven't been using your own name. I've been yeah

It's my is a half of my name because a piece of my name my name is pretty crazy. William. No My forget who said that do poo Indian scopos you call them it's William crazy Who wait what's your waffle? You just said William and I said I know it's not What's the whole thing not You ready for it ready Wilner John Silpitz wow your name is will learn Stay with will willner I'm calling you will know from now

Fuck wait, I make the decision if I'm gonna go full name. No, I made it. Wait till I hit you with a switch, Willner. All right, man, Deepu, what do you got, buddy? On Twitter and Instagram, R2 Deepu and a couple of shows coming up, April 13th at Hank's and Brooklyn 8 o'clock, and then my show, April 14th and the 28th at Patties Park Slope. Can I, and that's fucking pretty good, man. Remember when you didn't have any shows a long time ago? Yeah, I'm always like, what do you got?

And I was like, I got nothing. I'll, just go to Scopo. And now you're fucking kicking ass. Yeah, I'm doing a lot of shows lately, working on the acts, fucking filling those holes. Or trying. I'm very proud of you. Thanks, baby.

Very proud of you, really kicking ass. What do you got there, uh, uh, uh, I got to of you really kicking ass. What do you got there? I got scope at Chris scope oh on all the social media Getting nothing as a right now coming up in April I have I have Debo's pass and scope I got show I don't you know this is gonna really be can I just say so Scope will ask to do my show this is gonna make you really mad scope are you ready for this one? Yeah, how you ready for this one? This is gonna be too off so bad ready here we come

Bum bum bum bum bum oh Right here we go ready Bum bum bum bum bum bum Right here we go ready Where is it right here? Okay? Kenneth Astoo can spend the last five years living in New York after some very authentic public transport experiences She returned with some killer material and an early Perfected Midwestern mom accent now. She's back in where to be. And while all her friends are

starting to grow up and have babies, Fistuka is still struggling to take care of herself. Fistuka's stand-up is as shop as her KFC eating habits and I need an adult. She covers a lot of familiar themes dating body image friends having family but her enduring personality and infectious energy keeps the jokes original and surprising. For Stuga takes a refreshing blunt look at life in your early 30s when you're not very good at being a grown-up. Her material is clever and it delivered with this gloriously bogan sensibility. Despite her time in the US, she still sounds very much like an Aussie.

For Stukas performance style is relaxed and she strikes up a fantastic rapport with the audience. She immensely relatable, talking about the kinds of grubby behavior that we are probably all guilty of, but perhaps don't like to admit. Her bit about eating habits while in a long, disinterested, struck scary, close to home for me, and judging from the knowing gaffles from the others around me,

everyone could find something in common with the material. and judging from the knowing gaffles from the others around me. Everyone could find something in common with the material. Fistuka had the audience laughing non-stop with her quick wit. I need an adult is a riotous work of standup. Fistuka's life may be messy, but this show is just about perfect. If you don't get a chance to catch her before the festival ends,

be sure to keep an eye out for her in the future. Fistuka is a genuine comedian talent. I've never heard someone describe their own bits. Well, that's not her. That's not her right, no. No, dude, that's it. Dude, this is Kelly, there's another one. Kelly Fistuka, four stars. Oh my god. She's 12 stars

She's selling out shows At the festival so the fuck out. That's not that is true. Yeah, it's buddy. It's true By the way, there's an Australia. It's a fucking bathroom. Maybe the Report is a Australia man. They be telling you freaking jokes at all the cool if at the end of this show by the way, the Australian, the fucking bathroom maybe. No, no, no, no, reporters. If it's Australia, man, they'd be telling you fricking jokes. And all the cool. If at the end of the show, you don't want to go up on stage

and hug Kelly for snooker and ask her to be your mate, there might be something wrong with you. I needed a doubt as a delightful and super relatable exploration of what it is to be a lazy, immature young adult that doesn't suffer from the overstated delusions of Comedic ground grandeur that so many of its counterparts tend to do

You guys the stucar is witty light-hearted and absolutely delight to watch on stage Four stars selling out Theater show small theaters in the festival. I believe in Melville good for her well well I saw the quote in her so you're doing good Kelly's doing good I got what are your dates I got you better get on a kid I got dates I just what do you got? I'm not gonna do the ones in New York Why that's what people want to see let's see April 7th. I'm at New York comedy club and I'm in a bar show in Brooklyn I don't know where it's at April 14th. I'm at the brokerage April 13th. I'm at the lantern

April you want me to go all my dates right now? No, that's thank you. All right. All right, you got to go to your website. Lauren, you got dates now, too, right? Just open my starting out. So just at Lauren Kubaira, Twitter and Instagram. We got these beautiful magnets. You guys want some of these. We do it with them.

We give them up to fans. You guys want them. Let us know. Come down to the cellar. If you see us, whatever, we're always going to have some on us. You can have them. let us know, come down to the cellar. If you see us, whatever, we're always gonna have some on us. You can have them. We got stickers too. We wanna have you take these stickers, we'll get them to you.

You can come on the show and be a member of the audience. And what's the, how do they do that? You're gonna email ykwdproducer at ryakess.com. If you wanna send something to the studio, all the stuff behind us is sent from you, fucking wonderful fans. How can they do that? What was that known? What are you doing? Oh shit, sorry. I hit a button. You gonna send it to... I know how fucking old it worked. I know fucking folks.

I have a button. Michael. Michael. Michael. Alright. Fuck it. Look at me. Alright, I get it. I get it. I get it. Thank you Michael. That's all I needed How's your dad and hit you with something you left too loud Willner Will not will not come here. You left too loud. Who's about to. You have you have you have Dayman Dayman from the East. All right. Good. What do you got? I said it to care of Robert Kelly or YKWD podcast, 117 McDougal Street, 1-0-0-1-2. Yep.

Also, on May 22nd, we are gonna be at Podfest. On our Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, you can find all the information, the link to buy tickets. You go to Podfest, we're giving all these out, the stickers, the magnets. So make sure you go sell that fucker out. We're gonna find out how we're doing, too.

I checked in with our region, okay. Okay, good, good, today again. Podfest. May 22nd. May 22nd. What is that? Sunday and it's a 9.30 PM. Sunday 9.30 PM would go in live. Me, Dan Soda, Joe Liss, Lewis Gomez.

Little Silberns. Huh? I don't know if I could have you and Will on it. I mean, you and Lewis on at the same time. All right, dude, I could take a hit. All right, no, maybe, maybe, maybe, man, have you, we'll take a vote. If you want a special guest,

or you want Will's, we'll do a Twitter poll. If you want Will's events on the show, or you want a special unknown guest, you guys bet. I don't want to get, no, that's what we're doing now. So now, we'll put the Twitter poll up today, and you guys make the decision. And if they pick you, you're in.

You know they're not going to pick you. How do you know that you have no self-esteem? Versus an unknown guest. Yeah, question mark. Yeah, like Colin Quinn, no kidding. It's not. Kidding, he's not. What else we got?

What else we have to wrap up with? What are all the stuff? Your dates. Yeah, your dates. What do we got? You have one show, April 23rd, The Renaissance Theater, Kingsport, Tennessee. Yeah, it's going to sell out, so get your tickets. Yeah it's already uh... I've already had more dates

than that. Anybody's going down. Yeah I'm filming a TV show. Oh sorry. So uh... yeah I'm not doing any dates while that's happening. I just booked another day too. A couple more dates coming in while I'm filming because we're wrapping that up. But say that date again. April 23rd, Renaissance Theater in Kingsport, Tennessee. Yeah, make sure you spread the word by your tickets. I think it's already over half sold. So there's some seas left, but they're gonna go. So get on that.

I'm flying in for a day, doing the show, and flying out. What else, that's it, right? Yeah, just check out our Twitter, YKWD podcast on Instagram, Facebook, and our YouTube channel. Yeah, make sure you like it, retweet all our shit, and go to ridecast.com, go to the YKWD page. If you want to donate any money to the show, $5, $100 million, whatever you want to give, I know a bunch you guys do every month. If you want to give some money, we'll usually put it back towards the show and then I can give it to these guys

for a bus in their ass depu and Scopo and Lauren for really making the show what it is and making this shit work so flawlessly. I want to thank you guys for coming on. You guys, that was a fun show. I really love it. I'm happy guys on again. And I love you guys for watching,

even if you're in the chat room being a negative cunt. Still love you. Thanks for listening. You know what? All right. Yo, what's up? All right, we're here doing our little intro, the new thing. What's up?

We did it. I'm out of breath, because I ran. What's yours? Yeah, I walked it. Fuck off, both of these. We had a great show today. Of course, Will Syvintz, who I love, Mushpots. That's what it sounds like.

And we had Mike Vecchion, who is fucking hilarious, who I love, that fucking, what do I call him? The sniper. No, no, no, I call him the vigilante. He dresses like a vigilante. And we have the other two guests, The sniper? No, no, no, I call them the vigilante. The vigilante. He dresses like a vigilante.

And we have, the other two guests was James. James Mattern and PDD A-Brew. Yeah, very funny guys. New to the show, had a fucking blast. We got into some interesting real shit, which I love. We call it deep shit. Yep, took some hostile comments from the chat room. Well, we didn't have to yeah I know that's always on me. Yeah, you always fucking get hostile just trying to spice it up, baby

Yeah, we don't need spicy you don't like spicy. I like a little fucking milk with my spicy frozen yogurt podcast Yeah, all right. Well, I'll give you all the berries and fucking nuts you want. I don't want all the berries and nuts You fuck I'll fucking knock you right in your chest. I thought we weren't gonna meet this wordy All right, so You know what dude podcast I hope you love it take care. You know what dad? You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs. Shitty jobs. Shitty jobs.

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