Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Derailed with Greg and the Crew

Episode Date: May 14, 2012

The crew is joined by 'NYC 22' assistant director Greg Staley.  RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Bert Chrysler. Staying cooking, you are listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude? You know what, dude? You know what, dude! This is Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude? You know what to do! I'm still I'm gonna bring over some chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken.

We definitely don't have that here and welcome to the No Love To podcast. I usually hit the record button a few seconds early just to catch that. Catch a little bit of the flavor. Welcome back to one or one night. W QLF Bob and the monster in the mornings. That is a K most of voice, Dan Soda. Hey buddy. He's most of voice a K a Dan Soda now.

Dan Soda's dead. I had the government change my name. Dan Soda's dead. I gave you that name, didn't I? You did. That's what I do when I suck a cock. That's a note, Kelly I suck a cock. Alright, that's a take note, Kelly. Oh, dear. Alright, at the time. You like that? No, stop. Then I do that.

Then I go down the ball. That's a lot. That's a little sleeping. Just in front of it, though, not on it. It happens right in front of it. Yeah, it was all pantomime blowing. I don't really blow-guy. Oh my god. I got a shadowcock blow. Shadowcock? You know how Bobby gets ready for a set? Shadowcocks. We got Kelly for Stuka.

That's me. AKA Fat Kelly. Oh, yeah. He did it. So, he did. Repin' Australia. We, um, Repin He did it, he did it. Stop it, please. Repin' Australia. We, um, Repin' Australia. Repin' Australia.

And then, uh, yeah, Repin' Australia. Who, we, look, I am, I'm, I am fond of the people. Yeah. I am fond of the country. Yeah. Uh, there are ally, but that fucking accent. Yeah, I guess. Just a little, just a little twinge making an English accent.

Stop with the fucking. I was mad at her for 4.3 seconds today. I mean literally, because I, you know, I'm trying to set up, I'm trying to do this shit. You know, she, she helps, you know, she's the, we don't even know what the fuck she is. On the, she is, no, we haven't come up with a name. But producer is a good good. It's just Kelly So she's she helps out, you know setting up and stuff, but you know, she fucks up I'd be like don't do this or do that it took her fucking four weeks to know that she has the blue little pretty microphone

That goes in the blue little pretty fucking case and every week I'd find the fucking bloom pretty microphone in a fucking orange case God, we need to disappoint in in me. I just care so bad But I can only remadder her for fucking two seconds. Literally, I was like, oh, fucking, she undid these things. And she goes, hello, it's Kelly. Oh, no, you want Starbucks, you want any, eh? What are your ties, coffee? I'm like, I was just cursing your name.

Where are you? Oh, what was I, eh? And Kelly, everyone knows Bobby likes deli coffee. I know, he doesn't. You fuck up. What a fucking asshole. He got me deli coffee, but I really, I just love her. Yeah.

I do, I can't help but I love, if I can. I do, I don't, I love you too. You know what, Joe used to make the same face at me when you came on the show. And you do your voice and I go, I don't care. I love him. I love his voices. I'll stick up for you, Dan.

And I'll stick up for Kelly. But I rather guest on the show. I would not go to bed. Right. Oh. Oh. Why don't you introduce yourself. What's up?

Greg Staley, friend of Bobby's, work with them on his TV show. Tell people what you do. I'm one of the assistant directors on the show. I've been doing that for about five years quick note AKA you know, AD. That's what they call it. Oh, Jerni hurray. Hey, D You know, I'm brave. I mean tell people what an AD is because a lot of people don't know what a PA a fucking grip of fucking fanny boy Or an eight. Yeah, I just made a fanny boy. I actually thought that was a real thing.

And this is how dumb I am. When I think that I know something, I just guess I go fanny boy. It's the guy that deals with the boom mics, right? And the stuff, fuck, it's not a real thing. Fanny boy is a shit job on set. Nobody wants that. It's a director's like a ring leader, basically when you're shooting.

When you're prepping a project, it's, it's a director's like a ring leader. Basically, when you're shooting, when you're prepping a project, it's your job to do the schedule, you know, basically, conglomerate either the actors or the locations together in a way that makes sense so you can shoot in a fast, in a fast way. Effective, use the word effective. Effective way. Conglomerate's effective.

Lord Greg brings the gift of language. Oh, peasants, peasants years out quadrothalists. I must take these heads off. Oh, you're learning. I'm worthy to hear the word resonates. The learned and duke Greg. Quiet, Fanny Blitz. Yeah.

And then you know when you're shooting, you just run the rehearsals, kind of set the scene over for today, work with the director of the director of photography. Yeah. Here's the thing is I've been on many of sets. You probably noticed. Your Bobby Hollywood Kelly.

Let me taste it. Your Bobby Hollywood Kelly. That is Bobby Hollywood. I don't even want to doubt. How does he say that? I had that. A big white glasses. He comes in.

Ding! I only wanted brown peanut butter and ham. Ding! You snatched. No, she did. Thank you. That Australian wild boar. The, uh, so is on fire today.

I don't think. Behind the line. Unlike the nuggets, I am burying it. I am, excuse me. Well, I've been a lot of sets. Dude, I've gotten on, you know, if you don't make it with the fucking A.D., you're gonna have a bad time on set.

If the A.D. is a dick, you're gonna have, it's gonna be uncomfortable. I did when I did ghost town, okay? I fucked up, because hey, I missed the personality. Everybody loves Bob Kelly. I'm the governor of the fucking set. Guy walked, you're doing voices now, don't you? You do quick ones.

She does a little blitz. Oh, I'm not. I'm just kidding. But that's what it was like when we went shopping together. Remember we had to go to being in hate and go shopping together. And it was like I was shopping with the mayor of the town. Because you were just adorable. You're like, hey, what's happening?

Bliss you. Oh, you sneezed. It's just like, oh, we, it's happening. It's all around everyone on the street. Yeah. Well, it really, it's almost really turning on me. It's trying to get, it can be extremely frustrating if you're with Bobby. I was waiting to watch the 40, I'm a diehard San Francisco 40 Irish fan.

They're playing the Saints and fucking Mayor Kelly over here in Jersey. Is that the master going, dude, do you have the thing that does this? But it also does this. It does like, well, I can think I could go look in the back. I mean, I think they might have just invented that. And I'm like, the fucking game kicks off in 15 minutes Bobby. There's my mic on.

All right, there you go. Well, you got to talk into it, my friend. Oh, you know, you have, I'm sorry. Is it better? Yeah, let me hear you. Okay. Yeah, you need to talk into the microphone. I know you love doing you little fucking cat,

no, I'm not gonna say that. Listen, all right, I agree. Look, agree look at but that's me that's that's you the love me. I hate me But I can walk up to anybody anywhere anytime because I'm down to earth blue call a bob Okay, I hey, how you doing? What's going on? Let me I'll pick up a hunk of garbage a humphole lead it on the fucking street I'll hope fucking save a baby out of a tree right? But I'm fucking on the set of Ghost Town. And the A.D. goes, says something about something that Yankees had on. And it was during the press.

And I go out of the fucking Yankees, blah, blah, he literally snapped. He goes, what the fuck, what are your red socks saying, you fucking, he snapped on me. And I was like, dude, a fucking blah, blah, blah. And I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't. Oh, God. The rest of the fucking time on set

with this asshole and his other fucking asshole, buddy. Yeah. They made my life miserable. And I, I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna ask you, and you can answer me or you cannot. You can be honest, but I guarantee they fucked with me. It's like, very easy to deal. Yeah, I mean, look, our scenes that, you know,

the beginning of our episode, it's kind of the, it determines kind of what every rookie or whatever a cop's gonna do for the rest of the episode. So we have everybody in the room together. You have 12, 13 actors plus extras. Somebody has to go and be first in their makeup chair at 5.40 in the morning. Yeah. When we're going to shoot at 8 o'clock.

If you were a dick, guess who's got the 540 spot? Oh. Might take Bobby 10 minutes in a hair make up. You're going to be done at 6 and then. Take the hair out of that first of all. Yeah. I'm in South it. Yeah, I can't.

With your UL Brenner haircut. I want to get a hair make up done. Yeah. You look problem. Yeah. They want to make sure you shave. So on the 2-2, when you guys were filming the two two, someone had to be in Harlem at like,

our sound stage is Chelsea Pierce. That's where like our precinct squadron is. But I mean, that's only four days out of eight, you know, we shoot each episode in eight days. Four were at our sound stage. And then the other four were on location. Yeah, at Riverside or Harlem and Monday, man, if it's like a 630 call time, that means everyone's got to be here and make

up ready and we had people that flew out from LA that if they had to be in the hair chair or to make up chair at 530, pick up 5am. Jesus. So we're starting at 12 or 13 hour day and some of those people, it's like, you know, to a clock L.A. time, they're ready to crash. So especially if you only have, you know, eight days for an episode, you don't really have that easing people into the schedule kind of thing.

So if there's an asshole or someone you don't like, then you can, you can, you can, it sucked. Goastown, goastown, look, it was okay time. It was a huge production, like a big Hollywood movie. The first one of every really big movie that I did, but it, it, they made, they fuck, I was not comfortable on set. I was gonna be joking around with that. What a dick.

Hey, what are you gonna do? Look, I agree with you, I agree with you. But the director wasn't fun either, he wasn't a fun guy, it's a comedy, not a fun guy to be around, you know. So the AD is like the grand wizard? Well, I think so, I mean. Most people, if you just kind of walk by on the street, you So the AD is like the grand wizard. Well, I think so. Most people, if you just kind of walk by on the street, you think the AD is the director almost always,

because you're always the guy calling rolling your queuing extras, your talking to the camera guys, your nine times that time calling action, because the director is usually sitting by a monitor. You know, most big directors don't want to be next to the camera. They want to be seeing it the way they're going to see an editing room. So they're looking at, you know, the video village, which is like four or five minors, how many feet that might come on. That might come on your face. You don't have any feet. Yeah.

Sorry. You turn to me. You know, you don't have that mic. Look at, look at, look at, watch me. I'm right here. Look at that. I'm turning. Head on a swivel.

Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. Head on a swivel. That's cool. I'm gonna listen to you this juicy shit. Listen to me though, hang on one second, because when I go on the set with him from day one, I'm like this fucking dude's cool.

We hit it off, we start fucking, we laugh, we joke, and to make a joke or to laugh or to fuck around, I used to tap his nuts like all the time. Just crack one of his nuts. We'd have candy. He says tap, but I mean, it's usually the corner of his like cop hat or something that the right angle, even the lightest of taps can really set

you back. Yeah. Well, that's not what hangs the lowest if we're being honest here. So you are right on the head on you. It doesn't on me. It's my bowl. I got sad bass and ham balls. I'm fucking. Oh, I'm getting balls. I'm all balls. You're all balls. Yeah, I'm sure. All balls, all balls, all balls, Bobby. I have to like find my dick in my balls. My dick has to pop out like a stressed all those. It's just gone right now.

We did get along pretty well and a lot of those scenes where we had 12, 13 actors. Those are not easy to do. No way. So I actually welcome anyone who could make it a little bit lighter. But here's the thing is the little jokes here and there, little goofy thing once in a while. It just, it makes the day go by. You can survive the fucking set if you're having a good time. Just a little laughter. Just a little laughter. Oh, dude, because yeah. Does anybody remember laughter?

I'm, I mean, we also had like three AM overnight shoots and Harlem and it's raining and, I mean, you know, so it's not always a fun place to be. It's still a killer job. Yeah, so, but the thing is, is that, me and, we, a lot of us, it was a good crew on this one. Everybody was pretty cool on the set. There was no dicks on the set.

Well, quite a bit, you know, a lot of the people had rolled over right from, it was the same sound stage from criminal intent. Yeah, it was the same, yeah, a lot of the same crew. I mean, they seem like, except that cock sucker, stuck nose, can he? He's like the nicest guy in the world. He lives down street from, he's a lovely,

he's like, he's like serial killer killer nice like it comes back and you're like He had bodies in his basement Yeah, he always it's a joke about he seems so nice. He's so nice. I say He great if you like there's a mama was like great. Can I speak to you? What the fuck are you doing in this scene to me like stark? Whoa? You see him running down the street naked. What was that fuck out. You see him running down the street naked? What was that movie with the, who's running down the street naked?

All right. Anyway. Sorry, I think you got your own that one. Three blackface, right now. Yeah, but it was actually, like there was, and he took care of me too. When there was, you know, look, I'm not the main star. So I could get fucking, you know,

when there's a cool trail to be had, this motherfucker would hook you up. Like the crew, he would make sure the other crew was cool with you. You know, when this candy to be had. Hey! And I went talking. You're right, memory candy?

Yeah, we played the game pretty well. We had a screening during one of the launches and we had some, some PAs walking around. Yeah, but this is up thing. This is like this, it's a loft, an up thing. You fall off, he is fucking snobby. Where is it loft? Apparently you've never slipped and I've lost you mudblood.

We have, Kominah, he, she's, weening out, I love it. It's the, to call somebody of the commoner with an accent. Swing better too. It is really biting. Oh yeah. Especially because she has the most commoner of accents. She has the fucking felon accent.

And when you're looking at all accents, Australian, I'm pretty, pretty Jersey, if you know what I mean. Yeah. That's why you like those Jersey dudes. Yeah. I love Kelly. I can't help it. I want to go fuck it, but I get it smile. Sorry Dan, fuck off Dan, don't be mad at me. I love her too.

I got you back. So, now as far as this show goes, we had Starco on last week, he really is just... He plays a really straightforward nice guy too, so... He plays himself. Yeah, I mean, I don't think he's really fourth generation on YPD like his character, but he's a good dude and plays a good dude and fun to make sure. I know he's not playing exactly himself. I get that he's not a cop.

I'll stab you, Stanley. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. That's not that big. And kill you. I have monster voice, but your egg. Oh. Look at these one tooth. not that big and kill you. I have monster voice, but your ankle. Oh! Look at these one tooth.

Oh! Got some reach too. You've got gangly arms in it. You can get far. Circus arms. Have we, now, I mean, the show's on. It's doing good Sunday nights, you know. Just in our fourth episode.

What's that last night? I think it's getting better. It is. I mean, with anything, there's like an acclimation period. And so it takes time and the scripts need to figure out which cast members work with other cast members. So they know who to fire. If it gets picked up, you know, well, just some people work better with others. And the whole main point is eight rookie cops. And so it's not all not all good looking either. No, I mean, it's, they tried to, it, it Richard Price who wrote the wire is the creator

of the show. And he really tried to make it as realistic as possible in the sense that it's not. He, yeah, he, he model rookies. Here's a deal too, is that he, the, I watched last, the fucking pilot was really shot great, man. I mean, just like visually, it was very gritty and cool and I don't know, it just came together. I don't know, I like the pilot.

I watched the pilot again last night. You know, like living in New York, we're pretty spoiled to the fact that if you're doing scenes outside and you're shooting in New York, the production value is, I mean, impossible to duplicate. So if you just have a walk and talk down 100 and 25th Street in Harlem, your background looks great. You might get a few really bogey extras

or real people just walking around and making some look. We don't want to race us on this fucking bus. Copy. Don't have a call, bogey. Can you have any problems with those extras like people walking behind? racist on this fucking box. Copy. Don't have a call, bogie. Do you have any problems with those extras like people walking behind? Well, I'm getting in the shot and having to like tell this guy from Harlem, yes, sorry, excuse me.

Can you just move to the left a bit? Just wait till we finish filming. I mean, you know, you have to control it as much as possible, but you know, essentially the mayor's office will give you permission if it's, you know, impossible to control. You can actually let people walk through, but you do have to control. We did definitely have homeless people giving us shit yelling at us. We had people throwing water off of the building one more day because of, uh, we were there really early and it was, uh, hmm, I don't know the projects, what I say.

Right. How do you put this? Yeah. I put this eloquently. I mean, you know, the funny thing that ever happened on a set was we were doing, How do you put this up? Yeah, I can't put this eloquently. The funniest thing that ever happened on a set was we were doing, I was doing this movie four years ago, we were shooting an Harlem, and we had this scene in this place. It's called Kettle of Fish.

I can't. I've never seen it. I actually saw it. Yeah, okay, Matthew Modine is the lead, he's great, Gina Gertian. Oh, no, that's a different, it was a gym car. I mean, it was a real fun shoot, but he- I'm thinking Kettle of Sausages. Sorry, I but he. I'm thinking kettle of sausages. Sorry, I'm hungry.

I'm thinking what I want for lunch. We're shooting this walkin' talk in Harlem. I'm walkin' talk. Tell people, you know what I'm talking about. Hang on, let me fucking tell you something. When you tell people this terminology, you have to assume that they don't know what the fuck you're talking about, because even when he says copy,

you understand that's how they talk. Roger. Am I doing it? Say Roger. Damn it. They don't say Roger. They say copy. Go for Roger.

Say go for Roger. Say. Now, so when you talk this talk on the walk and talk, tell people what that is. Well, it's two actors walking, talking. All right, thank you. And you have him on a steady cam? We were shooting exactly.

We're shooting in, not every, those are pain in the ass kind of shots for the camera operator, so you don't do them. Real quick, can we just bring up the fact that Kelly is twirling her hair and staring at Greg like she's staring at a fucking tiger beat poster on a wall. Here's the thing. She's going like this. She's going. I don't know what to do. I walk in turkey. Yeah. Hang on here. You dreamy. I've been looking at your eye. You're a little slid eyes almost like your

belly button looking at Kelly. And then I look at her. You really are. Cause that stock was here last week, nothing. She's been fucking doing her little girl. No, what? You're actually attracted to that girl. No, you are. Well, it's fine. Because they're embarrassing, that's awful. It happens.

No, that's a good thing. That's a good thing, cause you are the first white guy she's liked in a while. So it's good to have her back on the team. Breaking ground Various you like him. No, I know that you on the hands look at my foot. You're sexually Cracked. Yeah, she's fucking sons of bitches It could be a pile of shit sitting across from me and you'd be like oh you want to fuck that shit?

Not a while. I could be actually it could be that's just looked at me since you brought it. Yeah, I'm now I'm sorry don't know how to pile a shit. I could be, I should have could be. That's just a look at me since you brought it up. Yeah, I'm now. I'm sorry. You know what Kelly, maybe, maybe it's just me and Dan being jealous that you never look at us that way. I mean, I've never seen you twirl anything it made. Yeah. No, I've been like, I actually normally have my hair on.

Your body's got those wet kissable lips that, hmm, hopefully. Yeah, that's his LL cool today Put my jacket over a putter But she was staring at Greg I'm on CSO LA I work with sexy crystal You he played Robin yo Bruce Lee was my master But she is looking at Greg with some bad intentions. She did well first of all Greg You're a gorgeous man. No, let's not I'm gonna tell you what he is unconventionally good looking

He you know what he looks like. Thank you. He looks like the good looking member of an alternative band Yeah, he's the guy he's the brains in the band. He's like the guitar player that's really gonna Yeah, then knows how to do Facebook and get the fans involved But he also he's the one that arranges all the music Yeah, he's the one that doesn't do drugs. We think he does drugs, but he never did he's real cool there Got it out so let's before we were derailed. Yeah, yeah, that's what happens Try and bring it back right that down name of the podcast derailed with Greg aka that down name of the podcast D rail with Greg aka the gorgeous base player aka the Facebook master sitting on my hands now now I bet you are

we'll be here all night try the field nobody nobody come to some field What the fuck on the club serves as a deal. What kind of dinner theater are you doing? The only thing is, hey, Tina! You suck my TV in Australia is actually a TV and they work inside of it Hello, welcome back to the news. It's just a giant cardboard thing that looks like a TV with dials You've never seen the guy in LA on Venice Beach one of the craziest lunatic little street performers in LA It's a cardboard box and he does TV in it. It's pretty awesome.

He does a TV show and the credits rolled yet and it's fucking toilet paper and just rolls it out. And he has the credits. It's the best. I might be on YouTube, I don't know if you'll say, no, no, you have to find it. Thank you though. I got to reset up on him and let him use it just for the one song. I touched that.

He's pretty. Oh, he's pretty cool. He's the righty though. So, all right, so okay, Kelly, back to you. Go ahead, you're doing great. I's that. Oh, it's breaking. It was then ready though. So all right. So okay, Kelly, back to you. Go ahead. You were doing great. I'm sorry.

We got D-reels. He was talking. Greg was talking. Yeah, but you stomped him and you asked him a good question. I was asking about the city cams, like the ones. But yeah, you would shoot, you know, with the study cam. Point being, we were shooting and this project's next to us and there's a guy had a radio in the window playing loud music And so nine times I attend someone from the locations department has to go knock on their door and say hey

We're trying to film sensitive dialogues the microphones pick everything up go through that hole song and dance The guys wouldn't turn it off Friday whatever so our producer Thinks he's being smart gives a hundred dollars to the locations assistant says know, give him $100, see if that'll quiet him up. So locations kid goes in, gives $100, walks out all proud, problem solved, five minutes later, two other radios about three floors up, pop into the window, use it comes on five minutes after that, because the guy obviously fucking called his buddies and was like, they're giving out money. And our walk-and-talk became a talk around the corner on a stoop, five blocks away.

So, I mean, locations. You think that make you mad at the director or do they make you mad at the people in the projects? It makes you wonder why you're shooting a walk-and-talking. Those Irish in their radios. Oh, yeah. The Irish people that you were dealing with in the projects, did you get mad at them?

The bogies? Well, that's a non-descript term for anyone not involved with the production, as well as the boat. That's not rice related. Could be anybody. Because I almost had a new one to tell my buddies. So that was a bogey could be anybody. Because I almost had a new one to tell my buddies. So that was... A bogey could be anyone.

Is there someone not associated? Why is it bogey? There's a golf term? I think it's like an Air Force term. A bogey is an Air Force term. It's used in the World War II. When a bogey would be coming in, it's a bogey and they would shoot it down.

I don't think that's right. Oh, I... Look at how many internet what a bogey and they would shoot it down. I don't think that's right. Oh, look at the internet. What a bogey was. Go to Wikipedia. So, I mean, you know, you're, what's wrong with this show today? This is definitely the day you should be on today. Staley, let me tell you about Staley.

This motherfucker, he would not, now let me, we can't gossip about anybody because the show's still on. It's still on. We take him out of Staley. This motherfucker, he would not, now let me, we can't gossip about anybody cause the show's still on. It's still on. And it's a good chance I'm gonna work with a lot of these people again. It's a big business, but a small world.

I worked with so many people. Really? Have you worked with anybody on this before? I worked with Stark like five years ago. On a movie called My Sassy Girl, a fabulously bad movie that he was like a day player in and you know like a month into 2-2, we remember doing it. So really? I mean almost you end up working with people.

I've worked with Felix who plays Terry Howard four times. It's the undercover cop with the tight, tight hat. The news boy cap. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's a very tight, tight, scally cap. I thought he was bald when went like until the second episode because he's always wearing the hat. The hat was part of his very gorgeous man. I saw he lives in my neighborhood

here. He's a great new hell's kitchen. And he's got gorgeous Spanish Zorro hair. And he was walking around with a black mocked actor. Anytime you hear that there's an actor who want to get ready. And anytime you hear there's an actor who wants to get ready. Any time you hear there's an actor who wants to wear like their own hat or their own shoes. Usually it means they're like covering something. Yeah, it's shoes. It's because they have like two-inch lifts and the heels of their shoes. Well, they're smelly.

When they're like, I want to wear these shoes. It has to do with that. All right, I'll tell you a quick story. We were shooting that my first show, my legit show I have a book. Parker Lewis can't lose. How's that? Parker Lewis can't lose. Oh God damn, you can watch his.

Yeah. Alright, I forget what it was shooting something because I shot so many Parker Lewis. Holly Lewis. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck, What a great show. Unbelievable. What happened to him?

That was the Van Wiley of our... Corinemic. Corinemic. Did you find out? Did you Wikipedia? Yeah, I did. And it's a right out of visual air contact whose identity is unknown. There you go.

And now find out Parker Lewis unknown. But I like Bob. He's like fucking dude. He was fucking world-wide too. He dude was fucking flying over. I can't believe he's... Dude was fucking flying over I think Japanese Cornemick, I think, tried the musician root I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think It was not what which went longer saved by the bell or or Park Lewis same same right save by the bell Park Lewis

right funny but save by the bell had all the different little you know like the college lilies and they went back and went back yeah but Park Lewis maybe did five seasons are you pregnant? No kidding five five seasons that's being generous

I think it is two three three seasons all right hang on one second are you fingers moving yeah yeah it's come up oh I want to say I asked the was it box no one is how you you remember a show called um uh uh uh a charisma don't we call it caloresus explains it all yeah I went on a date one time with the guy the brother how do you know that know that very lonely childhood Yeah, he's an only child. What do you think he was doing? I was watching TV.

His lonely box with the ball. Clarissa explains it all. And Melissa Joan Hart. I mean, who's on Nickelodeon? The brother in that film went on a date with the once and he, oh boy, finger-bop. Chee-bang you? No.

Chee-bang you? She was like, oh, I'm an actor. I used to do TV and I was like, oh, what did he be beating me? He said, I was in the show a few years ago. Do you explain it all? Because I didn't know who he was because he was like, oh, I'm an actor. I used to do TV And I was like, oh, what did you be beating me? He said I was in the show a few years ago And Cluris explains it all like yeah, I'm a mileage He totally did he totally did and I turned around and went I have no idea what that is I'm a strulian mate. You fucking shit doesn't work on me dickhead You got really biker waitress on

Fucking she really went quick. He's like actually he's trying to be humble. He's got really biker waitress on him. What the fuck happened to you, Gully? Fucking, she really went quick. He's like, actually, he's trying to be humble. He's like, well, I dabble. I'm a stale. I don't know if you've ever heard of this show. I dabble. I dabble in acting. It was a show with most general, I don't know if you've ever heard of this show.

He fucking pieces shit. I worked in a biker bar for seven years. Ice-Get gang bang by the Hills Angels. I don't give a shit about your dumb I was getting fucked a broken Budweiser You know it's like to lay down on lit cigarette and steal get off I shaved my pussy with a lot of fluid in the mat and I did it for to hold smoky's birthday Took off all my muff hair with a flashbang

Fucking Kelly the biker waitress Water yeah, you you have your own bottle of water. It's very it's very trusting because I gotta hang on. Really, I'm gonna go one second. Did you find it yet? I did. Okay, what happened? He's currently collaborating with,

this is the best reference ever. I can't say he's last time the guy he played. Is this your date or is this quirky, dynamic from? This is core, core, core, dynamic. What had he say last time he played bud in marriage with children, David,

fastino. Yeah, they're collaborating in a web series. Oh, that's great. I don't know. I know, but it's all nostalgia. Right. But it's going to slip out. Oh, I walked past my first hooters yesterday by the way, everybody.

Very excited. How did the how did the interview go? I already were going to lunches. If you get a job at hooters, me and, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you hooters blows because they have to wear nylons, which makes me throw out. That's weird. Chicks with nylons, if you wear nylons as a girl, you're hiding a dick, you're hiding something.

Spotted, varicose veins. Some, nylons, a fucking gross, and they make you a box hot. Is that part of the hoot? How do you know that a part of the word? It's been around. Don't you remember the Bobby Kelly in the 90s when he was getting all that ass sexy sexy boy? Well, that ass in the 90s.

Push him. That's the push and the Bobby Kelly. I hate niwons back then. I do not like niwons. I like part of the wardrobe. I like to work out. Touch your skin with my skin. Make all of you.

I'm Bobby Kelly. Push and the Bobby Kelly. Jerks off to people kissing. Yeah. You're a booby-galee, bushing at booby-galee. Jerks off to people kissing. Yeah, he gets off on passion. Anyways, I'm on a, I'm on a, so where is he? What's going on? That's what's happening. You say, oh, oh, oh, oh is doing a web series Yeah, but then he's been on a side last update 2006 currently You know what though if you do if you're David Faustino he he can retire on that bud bunny Monday

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah residual My favorite show in the world. Do I have a residual the other day for 82 cents? Yeah, what's the full? Nice. Long order. No. Fucking 82 cents.

I got a 17 cent one time when they reared live a Gotham. Ooh. Did you tell him it was that? That's when you got originally. Yeah. I paid them originally to do it. Can I? So anyways, I'm on, this is what fucking happened to me

when you know you were talking about just to go back when you were saying it's fucked up, you the guys ball when they bring their own shit. We're on set. Good looking guy has a great guest starring role in the show. I'm one of the regulars. Is this a star show? No, this is another show I was on.

I felt so bad for this kid. So he's got to wear a wig. He's got to go in and felt so bad for this kid. So he's gotta wear a wig. He's gotta go in and wear a wig for this scene because it was, what they did is they would get helicopter footage, real helicopter footage from LA, car chases, and use that and then put a story in front of it and behind it, okay?

You understand? Yeah, that's the old Edward way of filming. Okay, great. So they had the show and that's the thing. So they had to, you had to get that guy with long hair that looked like him, kind of, you know, from the air. So they got this kid, he's got this part. It's a big part in this pilot. And I'm sitting on a smoke at a bot in my trailer.

This guy comes out of the makeup and he's fucking, nah, he's pissed and the people, think in microphones, I don't know, all the shit's going on, copy, right? Doesn't want to put the wig on. He wants to become a bogey. Doesn't he? He doesn't want to put the wig on. Okay, he can't put the wig, they want to glue the wig to his wig.

Oh. He's such a good looking young guy, but he had a hair piece. So they tried, they were trying to glue the wig to his wig, but he didn't want to come out of the closet. He was like, and say, I got a wig. So he was like, fuck it, no, I'm not letting you do it. Oh man. It cost, it's a hair, it's not a hair, it's like,

not a piece, like it wasn't transplanted. He'll wake up his hair. It was actually like the, the, the, the, The soda in your scalp. Yeah. Oh. We had to wear a wig on top of it. Wasn't that hair enough? Transpoint to wake up his hair. It was actually like the the the soda in your scalp. Yeah We're gonna top of it wasn't that hair enough No, cuz a guy had long hair. He booked the gig and they had to long hair They thought they were just gonna throw a wig on

You know with some bobby pins that'd be said double wig him. Yeah, they so they want him getting a stunt guy and throwing the wig on the stunt guy This guy we're left to go if he said fuck you, he was all embarrassed. By then everybody fucking knew the kid, so people were just looking at his head, talking and I'm like, yeah, dude, man, do what you gotta do. Oh, yeah. I mean, nobody. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You're book a gig is an actor. I was talking to this on the after show today with Sam, which is now called the Sam and Robert Show, and to the Sam Robert show. When I'm on it is. You know I used to see people win awards like actors and be like, oh fucking you're crying, I get it, we get it. Get the fucking relax. I get it now though.

Why does this mean so much? Because the odds of you winning an award and getting to the point, the odds of you booking the gig, the odds of the show actually getting picked up, the odds of the show actually being success, the odds of the show going on for more than fucking five, six episodes are astronomical. It really is a million to one. Million to one. So the fact that it did all this shit, click, click, click, click, click, and now you're holding an award. It's like, you might never do that again.

Like, oh my god. I did it. I fucking did it. It fucked. I filled so many fucking times. I went into the audition and I fucked up my line. I went in and I went in and you didn't like me. I was too fat for that year.

And now I finally got a show. I got picked up. And I got picked up but the other one they said That's really real It's really real And now it's here I fucking It's a red and it's against the show And people watched it and it listened to a fucking group

And oh my god. Thank you, God. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do many Mara's books for three years now. I mean, not including those Dragon Tattoo movies. She's shooting one in town right now. Like a year ago, she was doing S for you, literally. Yeah, seriously? Yeah. And then she got in, girl, and then she, you know, got Dragon Tattoo, which was really hard to get, exclusive, you know, David Fincher involved

paying in the ask to get. One in Oscar, I mean, she is booked, man. For a while, that's what happens, you know, I mean. And here she is booked man for while it's what happens you know i mean and here she is though i'll say this about i the original girl dragon tattoo chick is i think better new me repot she i think the better movies and i i love the f a girl the dragon tattoo the first one is one of my favorite movies of all time so the three dish one yeah yeah and it's great the girl in it and i haven't seen the Swedish one. Yeah. Yeah. And it's great. The girl and I haven't seen the new one because I didn't want to ruin it.

Did they keep the scenes? We're seeing the pretty different movies. It's we're seeing. But the rap scene and the first one is hardcore, man. They don't tiptoe around it in the first place. They do not, they don't tiptoe around it in the first place. No, no, it's a real hard scene. It's a hard one and the first one.

Those are the, I mean, I've done some hard scenes as an AD. Really? It's a real nightmare, man. Okay, I've done some some hard scenes as an AD to it's a real nightmare man Okay, you're doing a fucking hard rape scene. You're doing the way I've got done I fill up. What's that? How do you not get plumped up? How do you how do you know? How does somebody not look down and see you dick thumping because you're worried everyone's gonna look down on your dick and see you at half Master's Pretend right. It's like it's like the same theory behind when you're getting a physical You don't have a heart on when the doctor you're always like thinking yourself. I better not sure something for me. It's like the same theory behind when you're getting a physical. You don't have a heart on when the doctor, you're always like thinking yourself, I better

not get a heart on when the guy does the ball check on me. That's so. I like my hands. I like my hands. I was just, I fucking, everything's a rape scene. You know, the TV in my wife's next to me, I have to put a pillow in my lap. And then do some serious act. I'm a tent.

This is brutal. I can't believe it. It's awful. Why would they anybody like it? Did you know that people actually do this? I mean, while you're biting your bottom lip. Yeah. I'm gonna pull my wife's hair.

Oh, great. That's it. This. It's a pretty unsexy thing when, I mean, when you get through. I did a movie, I did Halloween too with Rob Zombie that had a lot of nudity and it no rape But I mean there's like naked chicks getting killed and stuff. Yeah We had a girl that you know had to be fully naked for you so you know the first like hour of the day Everyone's being respectful. Everyone's already their eyes. She's putting a robe on the second you cut the cameras

Everything six hours into the day man. This check was like sitting in a director's chair, reading the paper naked, like walking over to craft service. If she had a pretzel's interpussy, like holding it, like smoking. Yeah, smoking. Just letting everyone titty slap. She's like, you don't taste that.

I mean, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the time you do it. Have you ever had like on a set where girls at little like, we're getting a lot of hand, like sexy? Or is it all you mean where girls a little like we're get to a lot of hand like sexy? Or is it all you mean where they go further than they're supposed to know. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I want to know like what's Cariolis and Fucking Mickey rock. Oh Wild orchard wild orchard why are you you're on that? No, I do that. It's an old movie man. Why is she?

That they had real sex and she wink She winked, too, when she said, I did not. Y'all the workers. No, shut up. Yeah. She does want a bag of, she's bringing up like a graphic sex scene. No, no.

But when she said Mickey Rork, she winked not Cariota. So that's the weird part. Yeah, all right. I'm sorry, I'm just looking at the mindful. He's doing it over there. I'm looking at your voice, my voice, your voice, and the actual pattern

it makes on the on the recording and grouchman they look at Dan's voice and it's like a fucking t-rex is real bass that's why what can I say it commands a room I saw it was I mean they didn't really fucking that did they they? Yeah, that was the thing. They said it's happened. They said on Antichrist too, they really fucked. Yeah. I mean, you see it in Antichrist. I was on Shreer.

I can't get. I think had them really going at it. Charlie Gainesburg has said in interviews too that she's doing it for the next movie too. It was required sex in the next movie. Which she has to bang her coastal. Yeah. She banged William DeFoe in this movie and they show...

I mean, it's... I can't get this one scene. They show his shaft to close up. It's close up of a shaft and it's not. And you can see it's a second. The nut kind of pops up because it's like he's pushing it in and you can see the nut kind of flex. And I can't get his shaft in balls to close ball.

Oh, here's the fucking head. Here's the, so she really had sex with them, but she also really had sex with a stand-in for them to do additional photography. So she was playing a girlfriend. I can deal with a girlfriend kissing, if you're dating an actor and actress, you have to deal with them kissing somebody and just try to separate yourself from it.

It's a weird fucked up thing. So now does it look so real? Like, you know, monsters, monsters ball? Uh, monsters balls. Look at you, you can't even say in front of them. You can't look at a real tongue-tied, shaved ball. Oh my God. No, sure, come on.

Monster's ball, yeah. Yeah, yeah, because I wouldn't do anything. The Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, does that seem between him and Halle Berry, where you can see his ball sack. And I'm like, I you can see his ball sack. And I'm like, I can't see any sunlight coming between those two. Like.

Do you think they really fucked in that? I think just apart from putting the actors in a bad situation, technically, it's a hard thing to do for a long time, you know, if you're saying, I mean, every scene, even if it's one shot, is gonna take two and a half hours, probably, to shoot. So, and there's a lot of different angles in that scene and particular and stuff. I don't imagine how you could ask somebody to do that for a long time if they're really doing it.

Maybe, and I mean, they're both in relationships and stuff, so. I would have, there'd be so much pre-giz on the set. I was like, I'm so sorry. Well, you have to, I mean, they do something. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay, you want to get to shoot, so you're so on earth on.

I'm so sorry. I'm, the reason it's not sexy on set is there's like things the guys have to wear. Yeah, like a little that would be, I would come right through that. I'd come through that. The curve legs to wear like a pad. Like a modesty pad.

Yeah, her inner thigh would look like somebody melted a candle on it. That's so much pre-com would be all this. It's like a rocket ship. I love, I can pre-com for days. When I come, I'm done. You're the Peter North of pre-com? I can just just dribble spit out of my dick for nine hours.

All right. I mean, the famous line that I can remember was like Marlon Brando or someone said, I apologize if I get turned on and I apologize if I don't get turned on. Oh, yeah. It's really. I apologize if I get turned on.

Oh, yeah. And I apologize if I don't get turned on. I vice versa to my car. I love it. You know who's got, huh? Yeah, you nailed it. You even kind of, yeah, you nailed it. I'm, huh. All love it. You really mean it. Who has got, huh? Yeah, you nailed it. You even kind of, yeah, you nailed it. Um, haha.

All right, yeah, we're good. So let me ask you this though. So has anybody ever gone too far on the set where the girl was like, hey, hey, hey. Settle down. Not in my, I mean, it's more like a fight scene than it is a sexy. Sex scenes.

Everyone really tries to be respectful. Everyone's usually nervous and it's a very weird energy. If anything, it's never fun. Never fun. I've worked on probably a dozen. Are you lying? No, I swear. See in a famous person's tits is not fun.

It's gonna be super awesome. I'm talking about, there might be a moment. Like that, where it's fun? I'm talking about the whole experience is usually just ruling and fucking that's uh they're naked cool but I would that's about 30 seconds in four hours of good what do you get he's a true pro I would go fucking now if like Judy light got naked I'm BOW! Judith lights titties. I fucking ducked a roof tit popped out, I fucking...

BOOBBY! Yeah, too much. Is he, is he, is he, is he, is he with that? Oh. A lion. Oh. Um. Fights and stuff is usually where it's more likely to happen because

Really? People are amped up and every actor always says they want to do their own stunts because they don't want to seem like they're being a pussy or something. And then that's when bad things happen. I'll tell you who does want to do something. Me. That guy.

Oh dude, when they had me bend down the handcuff that guy, I tried to man up and not use knee pads and after the fucking third take, my knee was just thumping, and I was like, give me those. What you gotta do is a million times. Yeah, I know. And I couldn't get the cuffs on, because I'm too fucking, I couldn't even fucking bend down. I never might get the cuffs.

I was like, dude, hold these things. Well, this is all shit that you're talking about. That's never, if you're an actor, the people that always say, oh, I could be an actor. It's easy. Like, it's the job that everyone always says I can do. That's the shit that no one plans for is the blocking of the scene.

Like, blocking of the scene, and also all you mother fuckers with what you have to do and what they have to do in this guy and they sound guy. Million things going on. There's a million things going on, plus where you're at, and then you have to remember what the fuck you're trying to do. And it's never, and it's always the first time

of a million times you're gonna do it. And that's where do you, my actor teach you told me that. He goes, save your fucking acting when that camera's gonna be on your face. Don't, because you don't fucking do it every time. You won't physically be able to give a great performance 20 times. He goes, give you good performances for the other actor,

but save your shit, your energy for when that fucking camera's facing you. And I don't think acting is the one job that everyone thinks they can do. I think it's comedy, because it's all actors that are like, comedy do stand up. Oh, every time I say a new comic, get up. I know I'm like, they're an actress.

I can tell, because they get up there and they do like a monologue. And then my mom said to me, I'm gonna get married. And I'm like, get the fuck out of my face. Well, comedy, a lot of people do it, man. And now, it's even, because people figured out how to do it. Now you can just, there's a lot of comics out there right now who are funny on stage because they look,

I mean, really funny on stage. They know how to write a joke, but they're duds off. That's the comic. Fucking duds. If you're not funny off stage, you're not fucking funny. It's like never trust a skinny chef, you know what I mean? Cause I'm a face in the air.

That's fucking horseshit. I've never seen fucking so many great chefs. I know do below. Yeah, they're working the restaurant industry. Of course they're shit food. Yeah, this is my, I'm sorry. That's just a horseshit. No, I don't trust a comic though.

If I get a comic, if I made a comic and he's like a piece of shit, well, just boring, boring off. I'm like, how are you at anything? There's a difference. To me, if you don't make me laugh offstage, then go fuck yourself. You're a dead. You're a dud. I don't care how famous you are and how fucking awesome your jokes are.

Written, you figured out how to do what I naturally know how to do. What I was fucking born to do. What my friends were born to do. I'm a fucking stand up, Billy Burzer stand up, Norton's a stand up, all these fucking people make me laugh offstage first. That's where we had to go onstage. You figured out how to do it,

and yes, do it well with book smarts and intelligence and grammar and some confidence and now you're up there fucking There's one there's one famous Comedian in particular that sometimes comes to the seller and he is about as funny as a fucking dead toenail on Offstage No, you know, you probably don't know we will you probably do but we say that so we throw the people listening I don't know. You probably do, but we say that, so we throw the people listening off.

I think so. Because in my head, I'm just thinking of one person, where I'm just like, there's not one person in this life. There's a lot of people. I'm not on this one person in my head, and I'm like, you are the most born person. And that's a weird.

You've got everything, you do everything. But they're trained. They just train themselves to learn how to do stand up. And you can hear it too when they go on a radio. Yeah. And it's always, they can't just be funny. If there isn't a fucking format to, with a set up to be funny or their crowd or there,

if it's just, hey, what's up, how you doing? Good, do you just a boring dud? They come off being like cool. Like cool is the enemy of funny. Yeah Chris rock via Colin Quinn I was like Chris rock said that but if you call the queen I fucking told them that who you think? All right, listen, we're gonna take a little commercial break right now take a piss get some water and Send you over to some Smooth smooth listening smooth sounds raw piss, get some water, and we're gonna send you over to some smooth.

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And we're back with the you know what, dude, shut up Kelly. When I'm talking, can you not talk over people? He was just playing a gun with a microphone. Very visual. It's called improv, Kelly. You can see here that they can hear you going. I can't, I can't.

I'm kidding, Kelly. I can't get mad. I can't get mad at you. Look at me. Hi, right. Hi, I'm Ty, and I want a fighter mad at you. Look at me. I want a bite of dimples. No, you don't. Every time you think of that, just remember about my assholes. Oh, I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want to go anywhere near you of a stuka. I totally met a girl and I had an eye-n-officer the other day. She was also. I don't know, I'm just two girls driving to the beach together. I didn't really, she's not a comic, but I didn't really know her.

And she just said something, she just went, oh man, I took a shit this morning. I'm so glad. I'm like, okay, we're best friends right now. We can talk about this. We're okay. That's some guys fetish. I'm like, I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you.

I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm so glad. I'm like, okay, we're best friends right now. We can talk about this, we're okay. That's some guys fetish. That's a guy's fetish. What, you know, Fischer's? There's like, oh, just two girls is going to the beach. They're talking about their bloody ass. Look at that, they're talking about Norton.

Yeah. He likes those golden chalice. Would you pee on somebody? No. Look at me. I would never. First of all, first of all, I don't believe because the answer was too quick. Okay, second of all, I think you would pee on somebody.

So third of all, you're supposed to get, you guys peep on everybody. That's the foreport. Yeah, you guys, that's how you fucking disinfect your feet. If we're gonna bang out in the bush, we need a pee on each other. Did you get, did you get a bottle? Did you get a bit by...

You like Dan Fist? I'll give you one sober, and then all I'd add, you give me one sober! And you got bit by a reckless spider? You pee on the wound? Stop. Because every time you go, stop it. Look at me. Look at me.

Tell the truth. Every time it makes me laugh, I need to think I'm laughing. Look at me. Look at me. Listen to me. It makes me laugh. I think I'm laughing. Listen to me. I cut Adelaide. Did you, would you pee on something? No, I don't want to. Would you pee on someone's hand? No, we just cuddle. Do you want to, you just want to love somebody?

Don't you, Cal. I just want to look as good as a bird. Let me ask you a question, Kelly. Honest to God's heart. Is that what you want? Do you just want a fucking, I'm going to tell you something right now. She's super awkward. Let's keep going. Kelly, you know what I have? I have a lot of things to do. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly.

I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly.

I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm not making fun of you, Kelly. I'm really asking you. Look at Kelly, I'm gonna tell you something right now. She's super awkward, let's keep going.

Yes. Kelly, you know what I have? I have what you want, that you'll never have. Yeah. Somebody. No, I'm joking. Oh, Jesus Christ, Bob. I used to say that to Joe all the time.

I would hug my wife and kiss her, and I'd lean over the shoulder and see Joe, and I'd whisper, you'll never have. That's pretty funny. Listen, Kelly, you want what I have. We want the same thing. You want somebody who is cool, you attract it to, you can laugh with, you can snuggle with, and you can fuck.

Who doesn't want that, Bobby? You bullshit. You don't fuck what do I want? I'll tell you what you want. What do I want? What do I want? No, I don't want pussy. Nope.

You want to be able to fuck it and play. You want to fuck it and eat. I mean, just stick it in and it works, and then you're jizzing and you walk away. No, I want what you just described. Yeah, you know you don't? Yes, I do. How do you know what I want?

Because you have fucking singing your high pitch voice. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. Greg, do you have a girlfriend? No, you don't. No, do you have a girlfriend now you know now do you want a girlfriend? I mean sure eventually. I'm kind of just answer the fucking thing. Oh, man. I'm not Oprah motherfucker Girlfriend right now. No, you want to just probably cuz I don't know the girl I'd want Okay, now the next question are you gay? No, okay good?

Damn it. I Mean what you just described. I'm just podcast over, a bi-grag. What you just described sounds very nice. You know, but I'm having a lot of fun right now. See that, I'm going to lie. You banging brods. You're banging brods.

Yeah, I mean, you know. You're banging brods. Sure. You're going your party and you're drinking, you're banging a couple of brods, getting your dick wet and you get to walk away. You have a good time, right? Right.

Yeah. And you do the same thing. know I don't you're a fucking lion hunk of shit no I don't Dan you fucking lying on your face oh untruthful fucking cocks lying really swearing your mother's soul Untruthful fucking cocksack Lying Swear on your mother's soul What that I'm a band for one of my Swirl it on to the nice thing that's what I swear on my mother's soul

I want the nice thing swearing your mother's cell you don't want random head all the time I swear my mother's soul I don't want random head all the time Now I'm not like I'm not a fucking nice guy. I have a crush on ain't your mama. She's gonna be nuts. No, I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I'm not a fucking nice guy. I have a crush on a girl. Right now? Yeah.

She's in the trunk. No, she's not in this room. Kelly. What? I don't like Kelly. I don't like the dissembling to feedins. You don't like the dis. You don't want to do it a criminal gene.

No, my gene pool must stay clean. You don't you can't come out with a fucking patch on his eye I didn't get accent I hate every time I have to contact them for the show because I just know that when you get to message from me He just rolls his eyes. I was like we need to stop making fun of Kelly's accent because that guy actually told us He was getting all Gibson. The guy on the Twitter said stop making fun of our accent. Oh, yeah, you're right guys.

Yeah, you know what I say to that. What? Go fuck yourself. Australia's actually a new export though to help the good cause. I guess the last few are. What happened to my industry aren't helping you guys out too much. Who are the last few in your industry? I would think like Russell Crowe Mel Gibson is the one that everyone what about what about the the other fucking guy the guy who's Eric Bannas I didn't know

he was Australian Hugh Jackman Eric Bann and no first first of all they have a lot of fucking I mean who's the guy that you clashed to the Titans Sam Rockwell he's great yeah he's from Australia I didn't know he was all right right, so he's good. He was in Terminator. Okay, you guys are doing all right. They're doing fucking great. They went from Mel Gibson to the guy chopper. What's his name? Eric Banna. Eric Banna. He's gonna be a stand-up. Yeah. Well, that would have been fucking managing Tom. That's crazy. Heath Ledger was Australian too, right? Yeah, we died. Diddy bruh, diddy? Oh, you're the fuck out of here. Are you kidding? Can I turn that down? He's doing a web series with Corinem actually, David Falsty.

No, if I had fucking sound effects it would be breaking news. This is just it. The telegram, this is it. The Joker. Today are the news. It's dead. Australian news. We get it seven years after the

Rift is coming in right now Mel Gibson that used to live next door to an ex-boyfriend of mine. So he's like you're a fucking Your the boring story anyway, so I was the world's Tristan it's one day before they went down. I know how you feel There's no dirt to dig up on him though because it's all I love him Right, if you tell me Mel Gibson every time I'm just mouth. I'm like, yeah, really? Should have blown me huh you so you're on his side Would you date Mel Gibson now? No, you would it?

No She's on the side. No. Would you date Mel Gibson now? No. You would have. No. Kelly, no. It's pretty rich too, and I'm saying no. So what? Half is half as rich as I used to. Half? I had to give it away to the Russian. Clipped in the divorce.

Two of the half. What is that? How much is the rest? Well, he got 100% of the residuals from Passion of the Christ, which made almost a billion dollars. Yes. But he had to give 500 million light to eat to rob Ben Nick.

But then he did a paca-lip dough, which was underrated, but still a fucking one of my favorite movies of all time. It's a great movie. I've never seen it. You've never seen a paca-lip dough? No, it's worth it, man. He's good at me.

That's good. It's not a fun watch, but it's a good watch. I think it's a fun watch. It's more like a fun watch. Well, at the end, when he fucking shot it. I think it's a really good movie, but it's one of those movies you have to psych yourself up to watch. I think it's a fun watch. At the end, when he fucking said, I think it's a really good movie, but it's one of those movies you have to

psych yourself up to watch. You're not going to sit down and be like, Oh, let's watch a apocalypse. I mean, you actually have to do an homework. I can watch it anytime it's on. Anytime it's on, I watch it. When that little girl starts pointing at him, when they're walking by, how creepy is that? See, I feel that way about good fellas. I can watch it. Not a pocket. I can't do that with Goodfellas. Really? Nope, not anymore.

I've seen it too many times. Casino. And another thing too, it's like, I feel Goodfellas, Casino, all these movies, I know, I get. It's like the movies that everybody quotes and everybody, it's the movie of the, ugh, I get it. I like I like I like

obscure movies like a poca-lip to I want to put that you should get school to adapt to oh wait that means there's a book called I heard you paint houses that's about yeah it's great that to Nero and Scorsese just bought the rights to it was supposed there also supposed to do the the winner of

Frankie machine is like I think they were supposed to do that too that fell through but I heard you paid this I heard you paying houses Gonna be the next movie they've done since casino, but I heard you paint houses is how they apparently is how hit man Identify each other and like this in this book they say I heard you paint houses and I mean you killed people Oh, okay, well as long as it's not fucking we've gone fishing too. No, they're not gonna do like I'm robbing the new home Peyton houses now We payin houses. Oh, what the fuck that guy The fucking guy and a people away Fuck the house the chips the pains the cat fucking care the fucking people in the fucking come at a great

You fucking clock sucker. You're fucking clock fucker. With the box and accent. Is that pet you with the boss? Yeah, that was him who's painting. He's fucking painted houses and by a job. No, the child's over there. You fucking can't, you fucking. I think I look fucking houses for you.

I don't paint the blacks. I can do that without a leg of the Ryan. Hey, what is this? What are you doing? What are you scratching? What are you scratching? I'm scratching your tits sticking out. I can do that without a leg of the run Don't scratch your tits sticking out Yeah, she is Kelly I'm protective of you and I don't want you flirt with my friend Greg Unless you mean it's put out the vibe would you would you let me ask you question you Going down the wrong road Name of this podcast. That was derailed. Right that down. Deer going down the wrong road. Kelly's bloody ass. Along with Bobby's dirty

asshole and Dan's. I'm famous asshole. You know what? You know what? This is the we just got you during the break. Yeah. Look at that face. Don't pound. I think I'm hiding behind the back. Greg. Yes. During the break. You look at my face. Don't pound. Oh, he's hiding behind the back. He's hiding behind the back. Greg, yes. During the break, we found out a little news that Dan Soda. Because Dan has been, Dan, you moved here from Denver. How many years ago?

Two-Song. Whatever. Six years ago. Same shit place. Denver, Colorado. Six years ago. Six years ago. And then you started doing comedy right away, right?

I had done comedy for two years and two something. Right. And then you started doing radio here, though, right? Well, I got lucky enough. I was doing stand-up out here and then they hired me a K-Rock. Hired him a K-Rock to do radio. Overnight shift, okay? So then nobody knows about this kid.

Nothing. Nothing. Doing check spots. Check spots. Yeah, bullshit, right? Two years. All of of a sudden he starts hanging out with a certain crew younger guys they're kind of kind of cool they're on their way up sailors right Joe DeRosa. Joe DeRosa introduced to me the guy says dude you should use this kid dance order for the open field. All right is he funny with the fog blah blah I

take him with me he's funny but a guy. He's got this personality that you just can't not like. So killer. So it seems so nice. So then Joe can't do the podcast. You know, he's whatever he's good. Just so I said, you know, let me have Dan on. Killin' me, killin' me. I love him, right? All of a sudden this kid starts catching steam. He's on my show. He's fucking over here. He's doing this all of a sudden this club and that club he's on this show. He wins this competition. He wins another competition. Hey, I get him up. I get him in over the seller. I get him a spot. He get fucking boom right in. He's doing weekend spots before anybody. I mean, this kid is fucking flying through the business books again.

It's getting we're the words like Jesus Christ people starting to get Aggravated people like this fucking kid everything he touches his gold right and then all of a sudden Well now it's like we're just waiting for the fucking the peak the other side of the we're waiting the come down We're waiting for the fucking rollercoaster to hit the top Gonna top rope. There ain't gonna be no elbow. Just gonna keep on climbing and climbing. You like it to the top?

Yeah, dig it. We just, the people like K Rock here, the macho man before they let you go. Well, they, no, they switched it to a fucking shitty top 40 station. You still couldn't just like talk. Fuck, no, they didn't, I mean, you should have seen the fucking douchebags they brought in. Hey, what's up? Hey, play that Britney Spears a little louder. I just stay there for three weeks to get my severance package

So I had to train all these fucking humps. They're all from like Orlando and just these shitty like stations where they come in They weren't at hearty shirts. Look, hey, sorry. Sorry.Rock did work, but hey, can you play that pink a little louder? We just wanna see the volumes out of your chat, Jay, fuck you, you suck. And I had to deal with that. I think Ron and Fez were doing nights, weren't they did talk for a while? They were on a free FM with Nick DePaul,

Opie and Anthony and the dog house. And then when they flipped from free FM back to K-Rock, O and A were the only talk that stayed. Good morning. Yeah, in the morning. And they would do the walk over. But then, yeah, but then, but Ron and Fez were going back to K-Rock ONA with the only talk that stayed. Yeah. The morning. Yeah, in the morning. And they would do the walk over. Yeah, but then, but then Ron and Fez were going over to XM.

Yeah, they're on XM. And Ron and Fez were fucking hilarious. But they did like, Ron and Fez, it's a show that you put on and you just could leave it on. Yeah, it's great. It's great. It's great. But it's like, why are they, Ron Bennington is so fucking.

He's on mask series. I'm not fucking. He's the smart dude with a lot of life experience but doesn't have an agenda. Yeah, but he's so transparent with who he is. It's like he's not this... You know, he's very smart, but he's just, he's not an asshole about it.

He's one of those dudes who's real comfortable in his own skin. Yeah. I mean, I'm assuming you've done their show. Never done it. I'm really cool, dude, too. I've mad at my couple of years ago. I've never done it because I've never wanted to, I don't know, man. I've never wanted to, I don't know.

I don't, I never wanted to be, hey, can I do your show? I mean, I don't know. Would you want to stay in the wedding still? No, it I don't know. What'd you want to stay in the one thing still? No, it would have to, what? Would you want to stay in the audience and keep yourself separate? It would have to be, or if I ever did his show or their show, Ron and Fess, I love both of them.

Great guys, always say hi to everybody. I would have to be like an organic thing where I would just go on and just, it would happen. It wouldn't be like, hey, can I get on your show? I wouldn't want to force that card because of you know, I'm on the I1A show whatever, but I listen to that show and it's fucking great man. I love it.

I love it. Really fucking funny. I really enjoyed them when they're on FreeFM too. They were really funny. So it was Nick the Apollo show. He's got that new show with Arty like. He's good. I just did that the other night.

I heard that. Fucking awesome. I heard it was great. I mean, those guys are fast and it's their show show and it goes and you like you go from one you go from here to there and there in arties Arties are fucking so vaunt so is Nick the Apollo so goddamn funny. Yeah, so it's it's a little it's not as You know you sit down you're like oh shit, and it's a very it's like this. It's small as this yeah, they're moving to these fucking crazy studios I gotta stop saying fucking on this podcast, by the way. I say fuck every other fucking word I hate it.

Right down every time I say fuck, will you get them kidding? Chicken scratch, yeah. But yeah, it's a great show. Artie's awesome. Love artie, love it. So, great show. They have this sports thing, that's a good kind of ammo.

I mean, they can always fall back on that. You can on a tie rate, talk about whatever the hell you want, but then, you know, if you do a score check or something, I mean, that's good. The Ron and Feds thing, it's just whatever they feel like. That to me seems difficult, four hours a day of whatever you want, at least with the sports thing. You know you can get out of jail by talking about the yanks or something. Yeah, like, yeah, I agree.

I mean, I, I was, I don, the, the, I don't know, shit about sports. I know about MMA. I can talk about MMA, but for a certain amount of time, and then I gotta tap out. Mm-hmm. Hey. I can't.

Thanks. Good. That's what I pay him in the big bucks. I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, in a studio, let's call my kitchen. I know we're in a studio, let's call my kitchen. But what a beautiful kitchen.

So let me ask, what's the Greg, I want to know something, most of the time I had a check, like a girlfriend. I dated a girl for about two years and then maybe a year ago, a year ago, a year and a change ago. A year, so you've been single for a year. Yeah, a year and a change. Now, did you go on a rampage? Are you a fucking blast and some stuff?

Are you that type of guy that fucking bangs a chick? Or are you just fuck? Do you use regular fuck? I don't, I mean, I'm 34. So I think most of my rampaging is probably in my early in mid 20s and not done, but I just date now. I hang out date, hook up.

So when you fuck a chick, do you fuck her? Or do you fuck her? Yeah, I think it's the first one. So you fuck her. How do you fuck her? I guess it's both. I mean, I can't pitch you being an idiot. You're usually the pants.

It's such a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. You're a really nice guy with a blonde beard. You know, but if you go out and get a little banged up one night together, you go home, it's on. You like eating pussy? Yeah. You like eating asshole?

We'll eat the asshole. This is a determining factor of where you are on the fucking chart. Will you eat the asshole? This is a determining factor of where you are on the fucking chart. Will you eat that asshole? Will you get in there and look around it? It's not big for me. Really? That's, that's how's a lot. So you're eating the pussy, she's going nuts.

You're not gonna go on that, and just go down that one extra inch, spread open that with your thumbs, pinch it open, ha, you're talking inside of the asshole. yeah, like open it up a little bit you are Around the area, but I'm not I'm not going mining. Yeah, I'm not gonna go in it But I'm gonna fucking pinch that opening so there's no ass skin. It's just asshole I'm not not on you Oh boy, I'm not not on you

Oh, I just picture like I I'm pretty anything don't picture anything Look like a bug that just got stepped on No, it's just obvious. Oh is it he tastes metal? So Yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh. So, so you just, I mean, you're a straightforward sexual type of guy. Yeah, pretty much. Really? You're a bit potatoes. You like, you like, you like, you like, you like,

you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you're just taking it, you like, you like, you like, you like, you're just taking it, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like. So you don't like it on her You don't like you like you're just taking it I like the back the ass. It's on the chest But not the face so much really that says a lot. What about you Dan? I say it lie. We're it lie man Wherever it comes out of it. That's just where it's gonna be brother really Fights titties or pit Really? Fikes, titties, orpid, form, I don't get fucked. I don't get fucked.

My cumwork goes where it wants to go. You're higher. Really? I'll give you shit. What if it goes in the hair? I, then it's a lot of apologizing. Really, you apologize, sir? You're like, oh shit, I'm sorry,

I didn't mean to get in the hair. I just saw it again. I, uh, I don't like a girl swallow my load. You rather the face? I just don't, yeah, I don't mean to get in the hair. Ah, that's just all good. I, uh, I don't like a girl swallowing my load. You rather the face? I just don't, yeah, I don't, I, she can swall a little bit of it, but I'll, I'll fucking shoot it on her. I like to shoot it on her. I like to see.

Cause you want to say it, oh, because you don't know the swallowing. I want to see it and I don't want her to swallow, fucking my kids. Oh, whoa. I know we're looking at it that way, though. I mean, I don't want her to swallow. I'll be kind of connection to you having with your semen we're looking at it that way though. I don't want to just walk. How the connection do you have with your semen?

It's little babies. It's half of the tissues. It's half of a baby. It is half of a baby. It's your kids. It's my kids, my children right now. It's his party juice. It's all it is for me.

It's my party juice. It's actually, you know, my son and my me. It's it's actually You know my son of my daughter and my wife's I don't want to drinking my fucking future fucking children And then because if she drinks and it has to shit them out at one point You see a black and white shit Why is this jizz doesn't fucking the jizz doesn't I as their stool so dark see a black and white shit. I'm like, what? What? What? What is Jizz does the fucking, the Jizz doesn't, Why?

Why is there a stool so dark? That's the sign of blood. That's the sign of blood. Is that blue? I'm not saying that's me as dark. Is it either high fiber or, okay. I'm not, it's not, yeah, she's black tar herring people. Yeah.

That's interesting though. I mean, tell me what about, yeah, it's what I was just telling her. Hey, if you're gonna be on the show you're gonna be on the fucking show Do you do you like it in your map? No, where's the one no no place for a guy to come? This is say this is where all my revelations come out and you guys I think you might give me shit about it But I don't care I know I know I get nervous. I know I know Kelly

I've never had a man come in my mouth ever I Have always told them let me know and then like they'll know. So, and then they'll just come on me. Kelly, wait a second. Do you just take it on the shoulders? You never tasted jizz. Where was one guy where he was? Because we got a cup. Let's go. We met him before the show.

And Greg Stanley, the AD of New Rc2D, Jizz did it. And we got to get it out of the fridge right away. Get it out of the fridge. Get it out of the fridge. Let's warm it up to 72.3 degrees, because it's not as hot as your body temperature. No, one time I asked a guy to tell him, like, is that always making omelette?

Yeah, I agree. She's gonna enjoy semen all day. Oh, boy. Last up scallions, make them here. All right, I wanna hear. Oh my. What's Biker coming to me? Kelly. Yeah. Listen to me. I need you to check for your. I want to hear What's Biker Kelly

Listen to me. I need you to check for your yeah, I'll tell you what you've you've never swall the guys load now There was one time There was one time because I always say let me know and then they let me know it's like I always kind of just pull out Pull my mouth out and then they come in my tits But the last there's one guy I told him let me know and then they're like, they're coming with my tits. But the last, there was one guy I told him, let me know and then he did it, and he didn't let me know. And I was so fucking mad at him. I was like, how fucking dare you?

What did you say to him? All right, I'm him. I said, I'm him. I said, ready, stop. We're gonna reenact this right now. Just go with me, ready? Yes, and. Okay, ready?

All right, all right, all right, all right. And then say, let me know. Can you look at Dan, we can do this. All right, I'll look at Dan. All right, all right. all right, all right. Let me say let me know. Can you look at Dan when you're in the tent? All right, I'll look at him. Passion, the passion. Join me to a passionate Bobby Kelly coming to the room out. Do it, yeah. Do it, sex.

No. Do it, sexy boy. No, no, no, of course I will. But I trust it's true. I will always tell you, when I am about to have my utmost passion at orgasm. Oh, I'm getting gross. But now I am quiet. It seems to me the seaman has meet the tip of my dick before I can verbally tell you. Oh, good God. of my dick before I can verbally. I don't know. Oh, good God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So much. Oh, it's fucking creepy. So much, you need it. All right, now, what do you do? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, at my face. No, I said that I like that. She's doing what girls do and podcast What is making up around rules? I don't want to look at his face. I'm looking at your face. Look at my

That's fucking do it. I said I said do it. What the fuck? And he went oh, sorry I'm so sorry I told you I said something I said no you fucking didn't I try to tap your head I told you I said here comes the moment But I talk and passionate I apologize It's a fuck out Would you like me dude you don't want me to come You're gonna party tell you look at the fuck out of here

Put back on my white linen shirt that I am buttoned as you are blowing me. Oh. I'm in that fan off. This busher. Can I take my Steve machine? Put your fucking boot on. So Kelly, he fucking, he, I've got to be honest. I've done that.

I've done that. Now, these people have calculated. Well, I think women know I'm gonna come because I go, oh boy! I can't just get a hand out to that. Here I go! I've actually come, Dinger. I've done it. I have to say, I've been evil back

when I was sexy, blah, back in the day. I, girls, like, let me know. And I'm like, oh God, this and then I literally and I'll pop it out. Because normally I know. Really? I know they tell me but normally I have a good gauge and what's about to happen.

You have a six sense. Yeah, I haven't existed. I smell come on a new war. He's bulls of tightening. He's a trimmer. Cause I'm passionate about. It's a true fear making this. Yeah. He's bulls are tightening. He's a trimmer. Because I'm passionate about f**king. It's a trimmer. You're making a mess.

He's locking up. He's locking up. He comes. It's nothing like the first wave out of a dick. A trimmy out. That's what she sings, though. She's making them come. Stop f**king playing with the mic like you fucking she's talking to like it

So you think it's grow now look Kelly. I don't want to step over new bounds You know, I love you sweetie. No, I always answer your questions I I just want you to be as honest as we are on this fucking thing. So, that's the only guy that's ever fucking blown at... Are you racing your head? Because I'm gonna go to hell. Because I think Kelly is an undercover stone called Freak. No, I'm not. I have a feeling that you probably have a filthy foreigner mouth

This is the one thing I I've there's no lie here Honestly, and I think because I got I got I've got a blown guys I was scared to do it and then I just never happened and then I was in a relationship with a guy who's like We'll do it eventually and it was three years later. We just never got around to doing it so now it's like Vacuum stop Who is this? Fucking freak of nature. Have you ever heard of that Greg? What a hole get to it eventually I heard that

Three years later I'm one another posted Coming her mouth. Oh gotta get to that one. We have got honey For this honey. I'm looking on the chalkboard and we still haven't fucking I have Never took my dick and tune it. We did send out we sent out those thank you cards Did you give did you say that it would be bad if he did? No, I think I was afraid to I think I was just scared of it And then now I've in my head. I've gone well the next guy who wants to take the time with me The next guy that takes a time with me and gives me that hope and faith that I look for

Then he'll get it. Yeah girl Fathe If he puts it a bit of effort in for me that I'll give it. Oh do that. I'm not scared of it anymore Look here's not gonna give it to some fucking guy that you know, he's just gonna piss off after you know I like I like your angry face. Yeah, my angry face. You should give me head like that. Yeah. Angry head. Right on the edge.

Stop it. Oh, of course. No. So, look, now, do you don't have anybody with right now? No. Right, okay. And then, first of all, number two on this target. Please, this doesn't, every savage listening to this.

Yeah. Don't f- There's every savage listening to this. Yeah. Don't fuck. There's been a couple. Bull and fuzz. I've been to a couple where I'm like, fuck. We're like, you and Dan banging, you guys good of fuck. Yeah, you think I've put on Twitter the other day because someone's been up in a count,

Dan's so his penis and it's like, I wanna be in you. When is this gonna happen? And I'm just right back going, it's never gonna happen. I only date black guys. I'm getting a blister it's never gonna happen I don't I only day black guy This is in the show I want you very fucking creative. I want you because of all the ones all the little Twitter handles That's coming up from dad from Dan. I'm paying sure that the tag of Twitter at fat Kelly has been taken Kelly I really want that password What fat Kelly on Twitter.

Is that Fat Kelly? She took it. She got it. She got it. She won't stop it. It's Dan's penis. He's hair in Dan's like, I'm not gonna take it.

Here's the thing about this. Here's the thing about all these. That Kelly be out there. It needs to be. But here's the thing about all these Twitter handles is, Dan's soda's hair was created. That's funny. By two guys that I think I know who it is,

but they're funny. It's really well written and it's funny and it's stupid. The other ones I'm flattered by them. Right. They're not as... Dindian dancer actually kind of well written. Shishion. No, it's just throw up.

Thank you, Greg. Yeah, you saw my eyes water. Dan Sotar's penis, it's like, dude, I really appreciate it. It's a nice guy because he is nice because I called him hacking and he was like, I do want me to shut it down and I'm like, I always sweet. I can't know who it is. But he's sweet, but it's like not that funny. But it was just coming on really strong like, you gonna fuck Danny?

But it's like, it's like unfunny to the point where you're like, you could be more creative. Yeah, I understand that. Yeah, you could be a little more creative. It's funny. I think it's funny. So you own Fat Kelly. Well, I know, because I was going to own Fat Kelly one. But I don't even take it so now. I can't find, like, I think I can get it. Somebody took Fat Kelly.

Yeah, but it's not. You know, you're going to be really funny if it wasn't. No, I'm not a fan. I think it's been gone for ages. You know, it's really funny. There's a girl in like Indiana who goes like the color fat Kelly. She's just like, I'm gonna be fat Kelly. She's all sad.

I felt Kelly. Well, I want to let you know that I'm, I talked to back who is our German fan. Yeah. Who is a cartoonist. And I'm going to see if he can do a new cartoon for the website that I will put up. No, it's not. No, it's not David Beckham. He's actually fucking very talented. it's not David Beckham.

He's actually fucking very talented. He's unbelievable comic book artist. Yeah, really? He didn't do gay to fight. He didn't do gay to, that was Tim Diamond. No, on the T-shirt? Yeah. He redid it for the T-shirt.

Well, Tim didn't redo it for the T-shirt. They just took Tim Diamond's drawing. I had a guy redo it just because it was a little bit. So, but yeah, back is we're gonna have him redo a design on it. I want a real quick thank just in the middle of this while we're, because I know they're listening. I want to thank the people on PayPal that donated this month.

Envato, I don't know who the fuck it is. Envato, party, LTD, is that a company? Probably. Hey, limited, well fucking thank you. You guys donated twice. Heather Graves got Blesha Clayton person Tom Harrison Mark Miskel Clayton person that day see oh

That guy he's always on Twitter and which one Clayton he's awesome he's a really big fan Oh great thank you. He's a really big fan. He donated $3,000 to the podcast. No way., I'm kidding. I almost was just gonna direct a message in my goddamn, I don't know. That's a lot of money. Wait a minute. I'll give you my second count. Wait a minute. I'll do any voice.

And read it. Wait a minute. Actually, there's a ghost. There's a ghost coming in. Come on in. What are you doing? Trying to get these bags off. Oh, anyways.

Actually, somebody, I don't know what the fuck that is. Maybe, you know, in Vato PTY, those are taken out. I don't know what that is. That's an, fuck them. They're not good. Actually took, we know, they took money out of the account for something.

It was most of something I paid for, for the podcast. So anyways, Mark Turquico Toto, Vidal Espino, you guys are great. Thank you for donating. The donate button is on ryecast.com on the Robert Kelly. You know, what did page? You can hit donate. All the money goes to the podcast. We're actually using a lot of these funds to set up the new secret that we have. We're setting up a secret. Super, super excited. Super secret. We got chicken on it.

This shit goes down, it's gonna be fucking awesome. It's something, you got an award last night, no? Yeah. Bobby Kelly is a comedy award winner. Comedy Gord's 2012. I won Best Comedy App for 2012. You did? Yeah.

Voted by the fans. Yeah. The millions. Then it doesn the fans. Yeah, no millions I missed you But and millions Why you looked at me no I read the millions I tried I'm trying the millions C.J. I fuck that dude you should have never even attempted that one

You really box that anyway Shada Shut the fuck up Don't bang the table Anyways, I'm shooting me the yeah, one the award man. It was great because it's voted by the fans And I have a fucking great comedy app. I don't give a shit I set out to make an app around two years ago I'm the first one to do it. I was one of the first ones to actually, I said that, you know, fuck websites you need going to need an app in the future. You're going to need, I think that, I think

it's more the case now, the better these phones get, the more powerful and faster the internet gets on these phones. Powerful, faster. The more you're going to need an app. And I have a great, and if you look at it, I'm the only stand up comedy app. Marins one that was in it. It's for his podcast. Okay. That's not, you just not a stand up comedy app. The other ones were podcast stuff too. Mine. The sake of all the stuff that you're assasmin. No, mine is a stand up comedy that's a macaomic.

And here's my app. It's like a mini website for me. It has my podcast. It has my dates, but it has my head on Google map instead of the pins Yeah, wherever I'm gonna be is my head You touch the head and buy a ticket call the club put it in your dates It's a fucking badass app and the guy Darryl Who actually that my designer? Who's been who's been through hell with me actually? He he left the company that he started with

because they really didn't wanna work on this anymore. They didn't want anything to do with it. I'm actually happy for him. Darryl, his company's called staysquared.com. And he stepped up, Fanta Vaughan A, wanted to do my app. I told him what I wanted. Him and Kurt Iversonon who's my web guy He designed it and Darrell programmed it and

And they put together exactly what I wanted and I wanted it to do functionality wise and design wise and it won an award That's fucking great. So I really and it's free So if you have an iPhone and we're gonna working on the Android now and you'll be able to get this podcast is on there Just it streams so you don't have to fucking download it every week it automatically goes to the app my dates are up there My CDs up there does a soundboard me singing some shit And it's it's cool. So I'm glad. Thanks for voting on that fucking awesome. I'm glad I won I won I won I won I won I won I won I won I won my first aboard You know I deserve it cuz that's when I go to the top and rock and roll

Rock and roll With the app of the future You like that song? Oh, yeah. Love it. So anyways, we talked about, let's go back and learn what we've learned on the, let's learn what we've learned.

That's the segment. I'm gonna create segments on this show. What this one is called, learn what we learn. Learn what we learn. I want you guys to play at home. I want you to write down what you've learned on this podcast I've learned that Craig wants a simple girl His best days of fucking is over and he's just gonna get a little drunk and maybe stick it in you

And not eat your asshole. Nope. That's about it He just wants to stay healthy and Live life and keep his liver protected. Good for him, man. Greg Staley, aka, hey, D aka assistant director. AKA Roger that. We got a boggy. You know what that means. And then we've learned that Kelly for stuka.

Doesn't like the taste of jizz. No! She doesn't like the taste of jizz. Don't want it in her mouth. And doesn't like when somebody panting my arms with the microphone that it's a cock. Oh, then I will never get to act like this. Just barely hear the sound of it. Yes, and this is the most ready to hold. I'm in a band.

It's so loud dude, stop. I will never be this much of a ready hold, but that makes me wanna yell at him. Really? Why does that fuck you? It doesn't noise me, it's like a fucking little brother. Like, look at this, look at this, I want to stop it. You do with the microphone that's not on, so smiling. Yeah.

No you stop. No you stop. I'm still here, I'm still here. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm sure you're gonna have both microphones. I can't help it. Jesus, go and skate. So funny, Bailey J sends me a photo of her.

You know, Bailey J, everybody knows who she is. She's very sexy. She sends me a silhouette photo of her. Naked. And you can see her fucking the tip of her mule in her ball sack in the silhouette. I write back. She's from her mule.

Yeah, you can see the ball, the tip, the fucking helmet in the ball sack in the silhouette. I write back to her view. You can see the ball, the tip, the fucking helmet and the ball sack. Just the tip. And I write back to her, I go, wow, that's really hot and sexy. She writes to me, she goes, I was a fucking joke. I thought you'd laugh. So she caught me just being a total flamer. Your text messages though, should come with a warning. Because I get them from you and some, I'm like on set sometimes it's hay body and then sometimes it's a transvestite. Yeah, I know.

I know. And I never know, I always look because sometimes it's just, hey man, what are you doing? Another time that's some blonde with a dong. Yeah. Blonde with a dong. Yeah, I send him some fuck of text messages.

It'll just say I got a couple months ago. It was in the morning and it just said, will the next text be good or bad? Well, I'm gonna send you a picture. I'm giving you a guess, will it be good or bad? I'm an optimistic dude, so I said it'll be good. And it was just a picture in Nipple. Yeah, my Nipple, he's up. But in Nipple. Yeah, my Nipple is that.

But my Nipple is disgusting. My Nipple is my belly button. Your belly button, dude. I'll show you, let's see. Oh, boy. You two, Judd, you ready? We'll go to my Nipple first. So Bob first.

That's not a bad Nipple. It's not a bad Nipple. It's a little puffy. It's pretty normal. Yeah. Okay. What do you think's about it? Now, let's look at this belly button.

Really? Oh. Oh. It looks pretty normal. No, it doesn't. Yeah, what do you think about it now? Let's look at this belly button really oh It looks pretty normal. No, it doesn't it looks like a knife wound that like healed on its own Looks like someone had to burn it shut. Yeah, oh you have a You have just a fucking gang wound So you win yeah, I win I have a better nipple, but my nipples kind of gross. It looks like something that belongs on the bottom of a pig. And there comes the jokes. It is. I get it. All right, fuck all of you. What are you laughing at? Used to be fat. You good looking. I'll be back. How long goes out?

Um, about a year ago. Yeah, but I sent out some SOS on the weekend. Thanks. I look at it on the weekend. I said I look at it on the weekend I said SOS is going I'm about to do something really bad somebody took me out of it I had a talk you and no you know how be like yeah, I just ordered food you on your own fatty That's right. I think I did say that It's funny. I just ordered four dollars worth of fucking Korean barbecue. She's reaching out I'm like go fuck yourself. I have such a. I might go fuck you stuff up. I have such a great voicemail from you

that I have saved. That I have saved. Do you have it right now? Let's play it. I'd have to go through all my saved voicemails. Well, you got an iPhone. No, I don't have an iPhone. What do you have?

What is this shit? Go start, go start to it and we can plug it in. All right, let's listen to it. Let me see the plug here. It is awesome. I listen to it this morning and it really made me laugh. It's bad. Is it bad?

It's just you and food. I like that. I like pizza. I like that. You like pizza? Pizza cereal. I love his little kids. What do I do?

I want pizza. I want pizza. I want pizza. I want to thank right now, Yowser. That's Y-O-W-Z-A fitness. If you're a fat fuck like me, and I'm just, I'm going to start. They're going to actually be a sponsor of the show the next four weeks starting today. They really hooked me up.

I got a treadmill from them. It's a folding treadmill. But the thing is, I, you know, I do, we're gonna do tech talk on this today right at the end, but the yowser fitness is fucking great. So we're gonna do tech talk in a few minutes. We're gonna get to this. Yeah, we're gonna wrap this up in a second. We're gonna get to this phone this phone message But I know where you're at Kelly. I'm a fat fuck too. I'm a I'm done though. I'm a I'm fucking it's gonna I went last night to get healthy desserts, weight watchers desserts with Norton.

We literally, he took me over there and was like, dude, I get these, I get these, he showed me like five of them. I grabbed all of them. He's like, stop. Stop it. What do you think they're not selling them again? Just get one or two and we're leaving.

What are the desserts like? They're great, they're little ice cream bars and raspberry bars, but it's good because late night or after dinner, you want that fucking snack. What's that? You got it? Pause it. Let me see.

I can't pause it. Here, hold on. All right, just play it again. Plug it in here. Plug that into your head please. Yep, tell me one. More options. Press zero. Okay, go ahead. Get ready, boys. I want cereal or pizza. I want cereal. Oh.

Ah, I'm actually a little bit lighter. Hmm. I get cereal. Ah, I want cereal. It's too sweet to know. No, I got milk. It's gonna taste so much. Yeah, no, thanks. I want you. I see.

We have. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm fucking a Jesus Christ. I am a fat fuck. I'm a fat fuck. But here's the deal. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm getting this fucking treadmill in. After this show today, I'm going down to Planet Fitness in New York City 24 hours a day, $20 a month. Wow. You can do $10 a month. Just go to that location, $20 a month, you can go to any of their locations and you can bring a guest anytime you want.

That's where I live, bro. I'm all playing fitness. This body's built by Planet Fitness. You go to Planet Fitness? I do in Queens. Really? I do the $10 a month, only one location. Really?

You should do the 20. You're making the money with the Guinness, oh, that just got canceled. It didn't get canceled yet. Yeah, I really hope they renew me. Should do the 20 you're making the money with the the Guinness oh It didn't get canceled yet. I really hope they renew me Wait in tables again You wanted it. That's where you want it. No, you wash your mouth. I'm not gonna let that happen. I'm never gonna let you wait. You never wait in tables again. She's gonna do that by her. She's gonna keep waiting tables. Yeah, I believe in him more than I believe't know. She's gonna keep waiting tables for you. I'm a fucking support. I'm a brother. I believe in him more than I believe in myself. I'm a child.

He would never do that. Fuck that. Oh. Huh? It's an Applebee's this thing. Is my mic on? Yeah, there's a camera. I turned you down a little bit

because you're a street. Who it is an Applebee's, I love that. You're a Joe DeRose laughing the fucking mom. But what was the last time you had a day job? I've been doing this since 05. I went to NYU to study film and then the day I finished classes, I went up to work on a set for one of my teachers. And that was it.

What are you doing right now? I start, I'm prepping this Tina Fey Paul Rudd movie called admission that Focus Features is doing. We start scouting locations tomorrow and Wednesday. Camera test on Thursday. we start shooting principal photography a week from Wednesday. Did you tell them about me? Of course.

Do you miss me on set? I do, of course. I mean, I'm not shooting. I just did a pilot for ABC that's called Dark Horse that Roland Emmerick directed. It would be one of ABC's new shows. It's very cool. It's like a, like a 12 monkeys political thriller fun show. That was a very big stepping in the direction from Tutu and then this is a comedy.

So I try to mix it up as much as I can control it and do drama comedy. You could pay a lot of money to this? Yeah, once you join the director's guild, it's exponentially better. I mean, most people start as a production assistant. That's like dirt, and that's rough. You're in the director's guild. Yeah. So you're a director. It's different categories. I'm an assistant director. So if I needed you, you could be an assistant director on a show for me. Yeah. Would you? Yeah, sure. Would you, would you love me? Yeah, I mean, I try to do

stuff with friends anyway. Would you take care of me? Of course, man. Would you watch my back? No 5am hair makeup for you, buddy. All right. That's all for me. That's all for me and my guest role on your show. Do you want to be on my show? Yeah. What do you want to be?

A badass. Really? Show me what you got. Right now. Right. Improvocene with Greg right now. Improvic, go. What's the scene?

I'll tell you the scene. Are you come in? This is your girl She's all strung out you know well stop she's Listen you're not listening acting is listening acting is fucking listening see me listening okay? Here's a deal she's your girl she's strong on a fucking mess. She's just sitting there. She's not saying anything Okay, you don't even breathing heavy You can be he's the guy who got a hooked on meth you're not loved with anymore Okay, you're not even breathing. That's like heavy. Uh-huh.

You come in. He's the guy who got a hooked on meth. You're not in love with anymore, but you lover as a human. You don't care. You're trying to protect her. You walk in. You're the badass rogue cop that's fucking trying to protect her. And you come in and here's the fucking guy

that got a hooked on meth and took her away from you. And action. You the piece of shit that did this? You like that? I was like, with her laughing, I can't stand character. You the piece of shit that did this? You like Ellis? Yeah. With her laughing, I can't stand character. You're an asshole. You're an asshole.

You're an asshole. All right, cut, cut, cut, cut. Can we get her to stop laughing? Stop laughing. I'm gonna turn my stuff. I'm gonna turn my stuff off. I'm mic- I just swallowed the bug.

I just swallowed the bug. I think it's- I think it swallowed the bug. I just swallowed the bug. I think I swallowed the bug. I think I swallowed the bug. Okay, here we go. Kelly's mic is off. Here we go. Sometimes you... She's on meth, dude. She's going nuts.

She's in the corner. Just laugh. Give me that money, girl. that money girl. Greg's on that. She's on a method. She's on laughing gap. He's not math is laughing gap. That's it. Why are you keeping your eyes? There we go. Ready? What kind of are you a dentist?

He's a fucking creepy dentist. Ready action. Go. This is changing too much. Cash go. Action. Stop. Stop. Give me that money girl. I got bicusp at someone.

You son of a bitch, you put her on laughing gas. First one's free. Yeah, well the next one's gonna be you and the grave. Don't look at me fucking. I thought we're doing radio after. No, we're like the shadow. So you come in the door. Yeah, I'll do this out.

I'm just putting my horse over here. I'm doing the sound. I'm the fully guy. Ready? I'll get your door girl. Yeah. You the son of a bitch that's put her on this laughing gas bro. It's it's on you man I'm just here for my money nothing's on me. I'm here to solve everything

Who are you gonna meet fuckhead? Radio I can look where I want to I'm the director fine go 10 bucks I just want the 10 bucks and I'm out here 10 bucks. What kind of cheap ass. Who are you? Dime bags yo, that's all I got that makes makes no sense. This shotgun's gonna go right up your asshole. I don't know why my horse is walking in the room. This is kind of embarrassing. Ah, it's another bullet, but I just let a shell spent. So now I'm actually a bullet down.

Give me the horse, we'll call it even. Ooh. Click, click, click, deal. What is your girl got to say for it? Nothing, she keeps laughing like a goddamn hyenas dub fighting guys I think in our radio drama. Yes, I think you guys actually do better wife well Jersey bed at wife well you piece of shit get off the All right, I swallowed the bug so listen

I didn't think about I'm coughing I apologize so listen man, that's about it. Um, so listen to this. I didn't think about that. I'm coughing, I apologize. So listen man, that's about it. We're gonna wrap this up. Yeah, Greg, thank you so much. Thanks, man. It's fun. Staley, you're the best. You fucking NYC22 watch that God damn show.

Sunday nights at 10. We'll take all the help we can get. All the help we can get. And then the cast. We want to go back. We want to shoot another season where I'm a little more, uh, we do. Yeah, I think I think it should be more your character definitely could use more of it obviously

Whatever keeps productions in New York is a good thing too because you know how above the world and You know, we don't want to lose jobs to Los Angeles and other cities that are getting tax-brave Thank you. Yeah, I mean, you know Cleveland I did a show that we did the pilot here. It's all on USA called Suits. They moved up to. Love it. It's a great show.

We did the pilot here. When they went up to Canada, I was talking to the producer. I said, why don't you want to shoot in New York? I mean, just keep it here. Just like in the pilot, 70 grand a day. More to shoot in New York than Canada. So it's financially, obviously more expensive, but you really can't beat the production value

of New York and all that stuff that we were talking about with random people on the street. I mean, you can't recreate that. So sometimes if that's in the background, the people aren't disturbing your scene or your shot, you let it go because it looks great, man. It's great to study on the planet. Yeah.

There's a really great story about, oh, it's all right. Oh, there's a really great story about when they were doing Awakenings with Robert De Niro and he was ready to like the Penny Marshalls ready to go action and just as I'll about to get action he was gonna go into that kind of shaky you know, Leonard character that he was a hobo from like from the corner to

tell that and Bobby you like that black pussy don't you? I'm just such a great story like and action and Bobby you like that black pussy don't you? I'm not sure if everybody is just such a great story like an action and Bobby. I think it's really funny. He was one of the executive producers on our show. That's why I mentioned it. Great, yeah, very cool. He was, you know, he was, he was, he was, he was like 70. He had a daughter, yeah, Charlie Chaplin was having kids in his 80s man, so.

Oh, really? Trying to ever kid. Yeah, yay. You got a while, man, if Chaplin did it when he his 80s man, so. Oh, really? Trying to have a kid. Yeah, yay. You got a while, man. If Chaplin did it when he was 80. That's what. It's fine. It's a lot easier.

Yeah, I don't want my wife's fight. I don't want to be 48 and have a vagina split open because a kid comes out of it. I don't want that either. No one wants that. Sorry, I fucking really said the wrong. Is she behind me? Shootin' daggers right in the back of your head.

All right, thanks man. Appreciate it. Greg Staley on Twitter. Dude, fucking Greg Staley on Twitter and watch your Instagram, because we're Instagram. Same thing man. Greg Staley, GREG, S-T-A-L-E-Y.

One of my favorite people in the world in the business, on the other side. You know, I'm not just a lens meat to this motherfucker. I'm a person. And I love you, man. Love you a person and I love you, man. Love you. No, I love you, man. I'll look right back at you.

I love you. Do the L.O. Cool, Jay Dan. I didn't need that. Make sure you check out Kelly Fistuka at Kelly Fistuka on Twitter. And she has a website. Yeah, I do. Kelly Fistuka on Twitter and she has a website. Yeah, I do. KellyFistuka.com. Right.

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and we're gonna listen to your comedy, because I wanna hear it. Look, Kelly, I need to know if you're funny. What if I wanna bring you on the road? I don't even know if I can have you open for me. It's gonna point. I know, I know. I didn't hear's gonna point. I know, I know. I didn't hear what you said.

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I can love, Densana. I really hope your career fails, so you stay here. Stop it! I'm getting it. Robert? Stop it! I'm getting it. Robert? Stop it, I need to fall in love and have little monster voices. You're just trying to get pussy on the pod? I'm not trying to get pussy, I like a girl very much.

I like a girl very much. Do I know her? No, you don't know her. Then I don't believe it. I will introduce. She is visiting New York in June. Where is she from? Denver.

And what if she was, by the way? Oh, I fucking don't know her. She is visiting New York and June. She from Denver. What and what if she was? Oh, fucking. She actually is from Southern California. Oh, she should work. She in the business. Nope. Good. What does she do? She works at a foreign language, uh, studio center at a college. She's shiny with us. No, she's white. She does listen to this. We're giving her a little shout out. Yeah. Tell the right. Did you see it? Did you see it from this? You just, you meet her from this? Oh, I did it!

You bought a flat-pick and she's trying to catch you up. You know what, dude? I did it. Well, I mean, not indirectly. You know, that's making it. Indirectly. Indirectly. Indirectly. Indirectly. I'm glad that we could find girl. She's a very nice girl. That's good, man. Good for you.

I want to meet her. I want to see her. I want to put her Twitter and her. I'm not going to let you know that. Of course, she's the fucking animals that'll hound her. I know. Well, go to At Dance Soda on Twitter. Make sure you check out Follow Us if you're following anybody

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Every podcast you can see what Greg's day, they looks like. Gorgeous man. I know why Kelly's in love with him. I know, I know she was gorgeous. I know, he looks like a guy who should discover something. You know what I walked in, I was like, what band is he in? He looks like a guy that should be in the field

protecting seals on well walls. Totally. He would have his hat back root. He would just be wiping oil off like a bird and he would see what happened with Exxon's film. He's the guy. And Kelly would be like, we gotta get back to you. I'm gonna blow the ice hole. Yeah, he looks like the helicopter pilot

on the sea shepherd. He does. Paul Watson's mate. Make sure you, Robert Kelly, at Robert Kelly, you know that. Robert Kelly live, go get my app. Uh, wait, excuse me. I hate to interrupt award winning app.

Oh, yeah. Award winning app. That's why you're you Dan. And that's why I will never fail Bobby. Sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure. That's kidding. I'll be waiting tables get it seven months. No, we not.

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Really did, really, really, really. You know what I did? I'm just fucking stuck in the sun. Don't stop filming my face. Don't stop filming my face. Don't stop.