Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Dingo Bat

Episode Date: November 4, 2013

Robert is joined by Keith Robinson, Justin Silver, Will Sylvince, Dan Soder and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh Why would you get up You know You're not setting anywhere get away from me What they are You're not setting anywhere get away from me Yo straight up I got sit On the couch will sit on the inside all sit on the I What do you have to do with 1010? Oh Best thing

Wow, no look this is I I We tell Justin is stop using his fucking We tell you dog techniques on us That's how I correct. Shit. You can wash these headphones before I put this shit on. Let's go on socks. You use the mic.

Do you have a bottle open? You don't clean shit. My shit is show. That's coming out. Listen, my name is Paul. He's fucking rough. That's where the guy is. I don't want to hear just a dumb mouth. Listen His fucking

Maybe We're going now we're going live in a couple of seconds give me one sec. I give me my check will Mike check my Check check check check Just in silver just in silver Justin Silver just in silver Keep got seven different Started in three four seconds I'm fucking walking out You go to do you go to your podcast you. You going to your podcast? Huh? You damn right, I do my podcast.

Fuck it. There we go. There we go. Ready? There we go, man. So it's supposed to be there. What's that? That buzzing noise?

That's a door. That's a door. That's a door. I have other parts of my personality. Get trust in some sort of animal to pet. You got a ferret, so you can touch. You can do his podcast correctly Now he's no comfortable without a

Can you unzip your zipper a little bit more on my back? Was that oh there is it's going Yeah, it was a zipper doing it Yeah, it was a zipper doing it You ever he has every shirt fastener known to man on the zippers buttons We're not recording that my the work on dogs, but on humans I want a boy why you like us are we? I was trying to keep it like a comic head I have a bunch of guys on it's just us sitting down

and sometimes it's hilarious sometimes it's intense no topics of direction. I love doing it No rules I get a microphone I'm sure I've already said to their graphics rubber You know what dude The We're in life Right now Welcome back is more talk radio this week Every week you do that and I love it

We did people on Move No, nobody you guys like All right, here's the deal is up the stretch limit This in the room right now you guys are all you're looking at the cameras three camera shoot You guys are all you're looking at the cameras three camera shoot Right there and right here The hidden Over on the right side we got Keith Robinson

KWR Superstar on AL well com Yes, right. I'm still on AL well. And then we got Justin Silver, the dog snatcher. There you go puppy. Hey puppy. Puppy puppy. I love to be attacked by seven pit bulls at once. Over on you get attacked by them. I'm going to just watch it. No, you, Jackson. Don't ruin it. We got we got on the couch, we got Dan Soda and we animation head. Proofable 3D, 3D head. And the guy that looks homeless, he's not, he's a comic and he's Will Sylvins. Yeah.

Where's the cameraman turning it to Will? It's already on here. He's producing the show. We have a producer bugs me. Well, he looks like a lesbian wing endo. We call him Pat. Almost hit him on twice. Those wide hips.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a sexy. That's what his hips will say. His hips. That's it. His hips are sexy.

Yeah. So I want to talk about dogs, Bobby. What do you mean dogs? No, I'm going to talk about dogs Bobby. What do you mean? No, I'm gonna talk about pets. Well, first of all, I'm here to Justin's here because we have a big show coming up for what are you doing? No, don't fucking move it. We're already started. Who's talking right now is Keith talking? So guys ain't do Poe Sin Pam always

Citizen Bobby. He's directing it. Stop yelling at people man. Yeah Bobby. And he, I tell him to whoever's talking have the camera on and I'm talking and he's on you. He should be on me. That's true. Go back to Keith.

You're right. Go back to me man. Stay on Keith. Stop yelling at your producer Jackass. Yeah. Bobby. You have a producer for a reason yeah he knows that he's doing not for you to yell at you got trust your people that you're a guy will really be in

Keith's height man this whole damn right I like that shut up big face couch fat face couch He's got his most most sentinel with that ab mugs on you got your best homeless man logic Like the soloist you just you're freaking out with these The hand plugs on the Oh The headphones Justin Silva is here to promote his food Fenty for vital he told us a phyto he talks to he talks to what is called funny for phyto funny for phyto Sorry, were you raising food for them? No, you give a bunch of well, we give a lot of money for a lot of funny for fight

Oh, it's it's a comedy just in you explain it. We do this big benefit Caroline's and all the money goes to the rescue shelters to provide food and housing and surgery for dogs It's face-to-face stuff and things she like that and Bobby crushes at it. So he's doing it. You're not oh Hungry humans around that's what I'm talking about. Oh, shit. Oh, it's not enough hungry humans around. Let's feed these These negativity. That's why that's why there's a tank man. I can't really get here. We go. It's not negative It's just lot of humans out there. There's hungry as hell This is a whole sake look at what you will Look at this world. We should have a funny for will will did it a funny for funny face

What about all the squirrels are hungry? A funny for funny face. What about all the squirrels, all hungry? Oh. Oh, my God, damn it. I wish I could literally throw him out of the window. Oh, what about all the squirrels? Well, he does this show every year and he raises a lot of money for him.

How much does he raise? And it's really gonna make me angry if I- I don't know. How much you raise? What's the most you've ever raised? Can you say without getting in taxant trouble or- Oh, yeah, no, no problem. Around 50? 50 bucks. That's a dad. What's the most you've ever raised? Can you say without getting in taxant trouble or? Oh yeah, no problem, around 50.

50 bucks. That's a dad. We've got you some right now. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. We'll get you three weeks. So you wait, wait a minute, hold up, before I really get in.

Talking to a microphone, I know you don't do radio anymore. Oh, you shut your mouth, man. Now Justin, you raised 50,000 for dogs. Yeah, for all kinds, yeah dogs and cats will come to animals that are abused. So do you go right pass a human guy to starving and feed his puppy, you piece of shit?

Absolutely. That isn't really you do. When am I encountering that situation? I'm almost out, you walk outside. When you walk outside. I encountering that situation? I almost got you walk outside. I give homeless people money. I give homeless people with dogs money too. With dogs. They don't have a dog.

They don't have a dog. I just said, I have to have a dog. Wait a second. What'd you just say? A pre-what? A pre-we... No. No.

Please, please write that down. Whatever he just said. That's the name of this podcast is pre-web. Is it? I said it correct. Say it again. Hey, said it right. Go ahead. We was a po- No.

You know what? Pre-requisite. I'm saying pre-resident evil. Maybe. Oh my God. So you had a pre-web, a prerequisite and you raise all this money every year. And that's how you got your show, by the way, correct?

That was how, like the connections you made at this benefit were not the way you got your show. No, no, no, no, no. Did you see a show on TV? You asked them the question, why don't you learn a man's sleep? I had a set up Keith, because Keith, he went out, he went to sleep for a second, I don't wake him up.

Okay. No, you never need to say for a second. Mr. Robinson, anybody who loves dogs more than humans, I have a problem with. Who said that? Can I just say something? Who said I love dogs more than humans? Well, I just happened.

When did you, when did you human benefit? Maybe I don't do that. Exactly. So that just shows you, you love animals, pets. More than you love humans. I don't do exactly so that just shows you you love Animals pets more do you love human? I don't think you can judge what benefit do you do for animals or humans for humans? I put the you know, I don't do I don't The honest with you when I grew up I didn't have pets we had workers those dogs is therefore reason right? They would add a protect the house and have they didn't protect the house

We took them for a ride and drop them in a different neighborhood those dogs is therefore reason, right? They would add a protector house and if they didn't protect the house, we took him for a ride and drop him in a different neighborhood. That's what we did. That's fair, but when's your fun reason for humans though? When's your fun reason for humans? You did my fun reason for humans, well, that's why he did. He did in the projects. He gave him a project.

I don't go there. Of course he don't. That's what your dog's gonna get the dogs out. Are you kidding me? That was a good show by the way. That was a damn good show. How much did you raise? How much did you raise?

We raised $2,500. Yes. And one set it in the projects for people. And a great head. There you go. You raised $2,500 for what? We did a show in the community center in the projects where humans were. So you gave $2,500 to human beings. Yes, so you saved somebody for a week and a half.

But that's all he had at the time. He raised 50.000. He human. They painted a bench. Well, I mean, I mean, what paint the paint of the mentioned. I was not the fucking you got new rums. You got new rums at the fucking basketball courts. But nice ones Here's the thing what I'm saying is though. I think that money could go really good for some human beings for some kids So throw that benefit. No, I'm just saying so that's same. That's why people bug me I want to save my puppy fuck you

I can I be honest with you and and this is this is truth the I Fuck you. I can't be honest with you. And this is truth. I had this argument with a fucking stripper, like 15 years ago. Okay, I have to make sure I put the dates in there because I'm married. Very wise. I got a fuck. I threw away that thing. I had the same argument. She was like, you know, if I saw a baby and my friend Jamie who's a fucking I love him

The death but a total nonzio piece of shit We're all sitting there and he goes if I saw a baby in the road and a dog in the road if a car was gonna hit it I'd let it hit the baby before the dog That's returning and I was like in my friend Jamie or not a doctor Pretty funny. My friend was like yeah me too. I fucking love animals. I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. There's no way that I would save an animal over a dog. I mean, a baby.

A baby, a human life to me is worth way more than a fucking dog, right? Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it's like, who has this argument? Like, no one ever comes to the... Because if we didn't have the argument, then we wouldn't have a podcast. That have a podcast good point. We just be so I don't love dogs more than people just where I where I sort of like lend my Charitable this is to animals because I'm really good with animals on my shit This is like it just fits for me. I don't think that I don't think it's any more than like saving kids with cancer anything like that

I agree I agree What do you agree with what? He might I agree I agree you agree with what I don't want him to do another show it is pet horseshit you know what if he really love pets He should be out save him one right now. I'm on a pot can my 6000 Twitter fans are all gonna turn on Just six thousand I got no show I don't even I got six thousand 6000 like that's a lot Oh my no Point oh was that no no no no no you are you ready?

No you were sitting now you were serious I wasn't you think I know six thousand like nothing how many puppies of follow you on Twitter I wasn't you know six thousand like nothing how many puppies of follow you on Twitter What there's a lot of dogs following him on Twitter get it Like women Hey, you sure the you know the hulu plus calm right now Don't you get out of the bandana with a plug? Well, you do in the. I've done it before and it's actually a great show. It's fun. The people that do go to this have a fucking blast.

But I think it's a good cause. Look, I have two dogs, but here's one thing that Keith said to me. And I was like, fuck you. You're an asshole. You're literally just a disconnected human being. Like it made me think that Keith, what everybody else thinks of Keith. He has no feelings. Right.

The only guy that would laugh at that guy. Principal Keith Robster. He said to me, he goes, Sam's, he goes, he goes, he goes, when you have, you're having your kid in a couple months, right? And I go, yeah, he goes, yeah. Goodbye to those dumb dogs you got.

I know, he goes, those dogs are gonna be dogs in a couple months wait well he goes what's the name I go Kelbee you fucking dumb Kelbee and I go David a stupid David just dumb dogs as soon as that kid's born get off the couch get the fuck out of my way you You're a fucking dumb dog. Absolutely fucking 100% right. As soon as the baby was born, get the fuck out of my I got to walk you mother fuck my wife at a strap a baby to a chest. So these two fucking hunks of garbage could go fucking shit and I got to pick it up like I'm a fucking servant. I got a kid Keese should be teaching tough love seminars. Not what I started doing the math on my dog's age I was like 14 silky tell you 14 between

What it is is It's very simple. The first thing is if phone pictures disappear, you've got to swipe that phone at least a hundred times if you find a picture to pop. It's true. I got, I, I just take great pictures of me and my pups, not one.

I get the fuck off the couch, get the fuck off the bed, getting you, I have a ball, I have a little thing they they go in there and I should have did this from the get go That's the problem is I treated my dogs like humans right I treat him I treated my dogs like kids because you know that's what you do when you don't have fucking get now It's it's like they want to stay on the couch. They want to fucking be on the bed Just I need to have some kids. That's what bugs. That's what bugs me too You got kids you like that's what bugs me like that was the point when he said that like the people treat dogs like people And I said I don't treat dogs like people why you get some anime all the time? I'm getting mad at you cuz you did you Rocky?

Why you mean me? I don't know why you get mad at me. You know what you mean? For a pooch can't get a voice in on the show. There's too show too many heavy hit is no it's just piling on Well's height man and Keith there. I want to go Very sick of his hurricane card with the 3D face is exonerated for murder Your face go off. I ever look like you just got released off a cold case that way Stop we get it with the face that's your one dimensional burns don't do anything you're a

weak writer you have nothing besides my face oh I'm going several different different stuff no it doesn't matter you got several different directions here I still need to be a guy with a few of face we're gonna steep nose there to see will go straight down We're gonna steep nose There is no Down he really has cathedral roof no That was good steep nose

Yeah, yeah, sports a thousand boys Will say was good. I'll tell you what's good jackass. Oh, hey, that was really good Oh, the fuck up. We know what's good. We've been doing it long enough to know what's good now back to his fucking puppy Yeah, that's I hit that's a rookie move with it. That was a good one. We know motherfucker I don't want your truck. We got all of a sudden We got great hairs with fucking better ones than you guys doing the older brother my friends over a minute Listen eyes too close together. They're not too close together. They're perfectly apart Dan has fucking newborn hair I

Don't look like the Dennis or Rudolph's the red those red Tories I want to be a dentist Hands hands gonna fall out and grow back thicker in a couple months Take this I'm not on the couch for this. It's very comfortable. Does it, here's a deal, is that, I love animals Keith, I still love animals, but will I get another dog? Now that I have a fucking kid, no. What if your kid wants a dog, like when he's like, I fucking get you, get your own house.

Six, seven, yeah. Well, like I did, get a house. All right, here's, here's the, because having a dog is, and having a wife, first of all, my wife treated the fucking it's like, oh, I don't want to get into those arguments again It was a fucking nightmare the way she treated because she treated the fucking dog Like I would it took me a long fucking time to get the dog the way I liked it You know what I mean? And I can warm off the road and it would just be fucking doing whatever the fucking wanted because she wouldn't Discipline the dog she didn't how to treat it like a dog. She treated it like a kid makes me nuts

I was just gonna ask you roll a sweet newspaper up and you give it to that dog right on his stupid nose And then you get what oh god are you take his nose? Drop it you shut your mouth and you stick his nose right in his poop and let him smell what he did and then you let him go He's the guy with the stick the folks of the cage going rock it on him. He likes it He likes when I poke him with a stick. I got one second. Give me one second down Turn the camera now see you see us But back I should have turned scovo's my god Bugs me

His name is sco, scopo. It's still a shitty name. Uh, uh, uh, uh, Townsend split phone as one of the cameras. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, all? Yes, I have plenty of dogs, but like I said, they have the other dogs that didn't make you money from fighting. In the end of the fall. Do you think he's in the end of the fall, really?

I mean, honestly, Justin, I get so mad at you. Look at him, passionately angry. These dogs, these people have their dogs on diets. That really makes me sick. I had to put it I just say some table scraps is that what the fuck I had a stop I had to put my dog on a diet diva cuz her fucking vagina got too fat Honest to God sexual

That's how he likes She had a lot of two fat cookies. That's how he likes fucking the end of the whole. I was in Norton. Come over a lot. Ah. Ah. Ah. Her pussy would do fat.

She had a fat pussy. And it fucking, she was getting infections because it was just closing up. And it was getting, she was licking it. And so we had to put her on a diet because I was giving her too much food from the T. She, of course, she was So I was giving. You give a dog in this. You're gonna get hit. I mean I want to get a fat joke. Justin's gonna get a dog and a wet lip joke. You're

gonna get a flat face joke. You're gonna get just fucking dumb because you dumb You got that's all you got. Yeah come on. Come on In front of Will's excellent mastering of the English language. Oh wow that was just too long You are wordy tonight Take this down and and No such a good one I got fucking scared You can cut back on the dog's portions you don't have to put them on a fucking diet. Keith's old school dog Oh, that's called that's it my dog. Here's the thing my dog belongs to me I don't like it looking at anyone

You damn right my dog looks at me. I'm gonna put a fucking hangar on this act No, my dog is furious. It had lixes on ass, I was like, I can do that. I can't do that. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh He was stabbed once and shot once. He was waiting to kill him. He was waiting to kill him. He was waiting to kill him. And that was all in the house. You damn right. We just cook it dogs like that. We supposed to like sweet dogs.

No fucking died. Man up. Get your dog. And cut him eat table scrap. I kind of doggy cats up. I had a German shepherd. Of course you did. Yeah, I had a nice German shepherd.

He was trained to the tea. And then we then did a stew. When you walk both ways uphill. So am am I no, he did his job my dog That's a civil white that's a civil white I love that Justin what you're actually fucking annoying Justin with your bullshit You're dumb And my cat my cat job my cat job was a get rid of mice and if he didn't get rid of mice He wouldn't eat. Oh, I don't like it would not eat you figure cat That's what he better show me how many mice did you have we had a lot of my

Would you live in a barn Where did you grow up South fill it off you make what what would a dog he to work and do We don't like doing sleds in the No dog a dog working is protecting the house. So he barring someone come to the dog and you damn right and nobody Hold on hold on nobody Nobody put your hands down put your head in my dog. You cannot pet my dog. We were bet Hey, he's damn you know what hey, look at me in the eyes. I can pet your dog. Oh, he Dead dog no, if I had my dog we should feed the dog hot sauce and

Just to make I'm a feed of my hot dog and watch him sit No, you couldn't I bet we the bad dudes in neighborhoods. I bet you $50 you can't pet the doll. Yeah listen What kind of listen look me the Yeah, that's not a Beuse is no You know what he like you like to get pet with my stick on pet him with my The freedom poison my dog ain't poison I used to it. We gave him milk right after he's like an in shit clunder No, no sweet guy

He's like an in shit clunder no, no sweet guy Have you when you're outside on the street tonight and you when you're dog do you have like a little sign next to your dog? Fuck you listen I don't like that all so that really believe in that he's the real dog whisper Take them to the hood and let him pet those dogs. He's always he's always petting white dogs and on the show And pet these black dogs Just say something though that is true doesn't you know I think he's friendly white dogs I have his fucking pit bulls. That's the show.

I've been a pull out of shelters. That's a lot of, yeah. I know. Well, I've never seen a dog guy on TV going to the projects, except for the midget. That's the show on the fucker. The little midget pit bull guy goes in to the projects and rescue dogs.

They cast how they can't, but I go to the project. I work in the project all the time. We never seen that episode. You never seen that episode. Keith, you're on Disney. You do all Disney episodes. Dan's gonna be back.

He's gonna do a spa-cheese. I need you here. That's not too scared. I'm gonna see. Mama Duke, all the happy dogs. He got Benji's revenge. No, no, no, use that mic stupid. Hey, man, don't call him. You're right. You're right. You're right. I want to finish this guy off with his soft ass dogs

And he's fucking yeah, but wait a second though all I have all I have and rescue a pit bulls What's off what's harder than that? They're happy pit bulls. I've never seen a black pit bull Yeah, pit bull you I want you to to Mike still but don't forget this a mic But I got the cameras Make it closer to the mic cuz I camera fall Whatever man, they you they had a boom mic last week He's got microphone in those get off

Forget all this here's the thing I'm sorry. God Justin has never been to he's got to go to familiar neighborhood That's real and he needs at least five weeks when a one dog not yeah remotely true I don't believe remotely I want to walk with you through my neighborhood itself Philly and see you pet one dog You really honestly got you don't have a problem doing that without a doubt. That's the sure We out of doubt now, huh? Because I'll be I'll be honest. I'll be fucking honest. I'll be identified I'd be petrified going to dogs not what hood dogs. I'd be petrified going to dogs Hood dogs I'd be petrified to her Train dog this train to attack you ain't gonna do it all that dog whisperin

It's not that dog must speak a different language, you know you can't I'm putting money on Justin You would absolutely put money on me. No, you shouldn't do it. I think you should go on my webs Go look at testimonies on my website. Oh the test See me this calm when someone's fucking going off of me you know Using your energy that you use with that You can't like a dog With him right now He got to be calm for his next TV show I'm sorry. I'm like the night, dude.

I'm gonna get another TV show. He's on a show right now. This is sales pitch. It's no, it's a three camera shoot. You shut up. Look how vicious the other ones was ain't Justin was so calm. Kill my show.

You see how he handles it? He handles it? That's it. I'll do the same on TV. He's a niggle whisperer. Yeah. That's what he's gonna do now. He's gonna go to upset 10th graders in the hood

and talk about. All right. We've taken Justin and put him in LA. Yeah. I'm watching around a bunch of crypts. Let's see him. Let's see what he does. Negro whisperer, go.

Yeah. Hey, guy. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me in the eye. You're the dry one. Look at me. Now you get a treat in the eye you Me now you get a treat

Has it Now I haven't trained watch them a while on the corner I just follow me just a backup Justin here a little bit you had the show on CBS. Yeah, is it? Is it did it get picked up? Is it not is it not big by CB? I did get picked up a little yes. I don't remember Look at nervous We're going back to the show we've all had shows not get picked up by TVS? I don't remember. Don't get nervous. I'm not. We're going back to the latest show.

We've all had shows not get picked up. Don't get fucking nervous. I'm not nervous at all. We're going back to LA to restructure it because there's a bunch of other networks that want something like a more integrated reality show. So we're going back. You know what they want?

They want a mean or don't want to watch me want to be. Love you with steak. That don't mean starving people's. Casper, the friendly dog whisperer, fucking given dog treats here's a what's Something mean and I want to see you come to the neighborhood and pet some dogs Yeah, you have you what's the worst place a worst dog? What's the worst situation you were in so far? The library

Listen nothing's worse than like when you go to like you could say library. I would have laughed at that harder The library when you go to like you could say library. I would have laughed at that harder the library What the fuck when you get called made of berries? All right, oh you get called you Get my handkerchief I like wills call out the bomb. I want you to give him the handkerchief so he can tie his food onto it on the end of a stick Give him two handkerchief Tonight I'm off to yeah, I don't know what it is Keith makes everybody off

He intimidates people with it. Hey, hey, he doesn't intimidate me. I got a dog Westboro The Negro on CBS you saw him handled dogs You have you him here in Niggur. I do not want back this. I put my name in street of South Africa. I do not back this. That's his neck pitch. That's his neck pitch.

I do not support this. I do not support this. I got a great idea. Wait till you hear this. Where's the one place white people don't go? Black neighborhoods. I'm gonna go in there and tame their worst. You got a German shepherd for a people that's on, how about a weasel?

You have a pet weasel? I'll tame those motherfuckers. Just, what's the worst place you've been to? There's nothing worse than the shelters. And here's the straight up truth. All dogs for the most part are the same. If they're aggressive, it's like they're a little freaked out or they're fearful.

You go into the shelters and they're just constantly barking their heads off, they're overcrowded, they're as amped up as There is amped up. It's like this podcast. There is amped up Is there gonna be anywhere? So when you go in there and you work with them like no one's house and whether it's in the project Whatever is gonna be remotely as intense as that environment and so once you and that's how I started was working in those environments And it's all pimples. That's all it is so it's like here's a toughest dog. Here's a toughest environment Well, here's a deal when you got a dog in a cage. Yeah, that's a fucking is. So it's like, here's the toughest dog, here's the toughest environment. Well, here's the deal. When you got a dog in a cage, that's a fucking problem. Okay. And you see him growling.

What are you gonna do? Do you go in the cage, you wait? What are you out of? A lot of times the way you're approaching and the fact that there's the boundary of the door, the cage, a lot of times they're just like, they just don't know what the hell is going on. So if you just open it up in a more neutral way,

you can always get a leash on and then once you're outside, it's fine. It's like, they're not, I've never met dogs that are just inherently want to kill everything. That's not their nature because they're domesticated to take commands and cues from people. If a dog is that crate, I've never, there's dogs are just not that crazy in nuts.

This a fallacy. Right. It's not a fallacy. Unless it's Keats dog who burns up in the hangar and feeds them hot dogs. Just to drop off right in Africa and get some wild dogs a wild Back a while We want those dogs

He wins the he wins on that was dogs and Brazil We're fucking 19 nipples That was a fucking saggy nipple. Like every dog is the same. And the biggest thing now, the biggest thing now is on CNN blackfish about about killer whales. Can you talk to fish? You ask me that downstairs. I cannot talk to fish.

You can't. You're just trying to bring up a premise you're working on dumb dumb. To fish. He's bringing up premises, dumb dumb. You're dude, that show is dope. Yeah, look at that's not what we're talking about what show blackfish Is it like black star black star?

Take world star hip-hop can he talk to black fish world star hip-hop I've seen it got well. I've been with you all this time, but please shut your fucking mouth I'm talking about wild dogs man. You've all dogs are the same some dingos. Can you get a dingo? Talk about wild dogs man, you've all dogs are the same some dingos. Can you get a dingo That was will's nickname He's a wild dog If you a dog trainer you You put your headphones on dummy that's why you keep Take the things off the brand them off. Take them off.

Then they're brand new. No one's ever not. Put those socks in there. They're brand new. The microphone is worse than the brand new. Right, there's a thing. Now you can hear how fucking loud you are. So what, I like being loud.

And I don't give a fuck. Why you call them now? Because the dog whisperer. Because I put my, will not tell me anything. Unless he can tame a dingo and a wild dog full of shit That's what I'm gonna say. I don't even know what that means. He got a he's got a brain If he I have to go get a dingo in a wild That's not gonna talk to all dogs absolutely will is right. So he's not a real dog whisper unless he goes to the original dog

Yes, I go to the motherland and do the and go and fuck with my motherland. His name should be limited dog whisper. He's a limited dog whisper. Because he has it. He doesn't have to deal with ghetto dogs and the original ghetto dogs. I can't deal with what thing we don't even know.

There's no proof that it's not even a dog. That's just a cano. No, a dengo is a dog. It's like a fuck. It's from the dog family. It's not a cano no, a dingo is a dog. It's like a fuck is from the dog family Tomorrow we talk the dog whisper is full of shit I always do this let's ask the lesbian. What do you what do you think Ellen? Look me in your eye for you say anything I love dogs there you go oh fuck you want me to say good answer now it's what I'm saying now here's a deal me and don go to a rubber every year for the last 10 years and we'll be going the backs out of the island on these

these fucking four wheelers all of a sudden you'll see like two or three of these fucking dogs with 95 nipples and they look like a shit. Those aren't wild dogs though. No, that's not wild. They're just no, but they're they're wild because they're in the middle of nowhere. They have no homes. They have no callers. They live off of scraps from restaurants. Right, but they still live. They think they still living it with they call it. They still live in the niche of people. Okay, they still live in the niche. People are still there just about to say that they still live in it. They still live in the evolution. I was evolutionary niche of people. Okay, they still live in the niche. People are still there. I was just about to say that they still live in the evolution of evolutionary niche of people.

I was just about to use the niche of people. I know you were. I know you were. But now, in the niche of people, but could you walk up to those dogs and fucking teach them anything? Yeah, if you get a collar on them, a lot of people take feral dogs home

and you train them and a lot of people do that. All right, so a lot of people go to Thailand, they bring dogs home, so prove to be. So basically, stuff that everybody could do. That's what you do. Exactly. You train them and a lot of people. All right, so a lot of people go to Thailand, they bring all the space, they sell them, everybody could do. That's what you do. Exactly.

So no, I'm saying to you what I do. The proof that you're the real dog with ignorance. I got it. I want to drop you off right in the middle of a piece of wild dog. Ease me off. What six, what six leashes and put bacon perfume on your neck. I was just saying. He said six leashes and put bacon per few more. You know, I can't hold this thing. You said six leashes.

You said six leashes. Have you promote? That's it. That's it. Teru, live for the, that's my new show. All I got is my new show. That microphone pulled through. All I got to do is get a leash.

I can get this leash on. They'll stop tearing tearing to my head. Ha ha ha. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I need another leash. Ha ha ha. I got one of the leashes, that's okay. Ha ha ha ha.

Come on. Ha ha ha. That's it. That's it. Wait, you fucking lizard, man. You got to understand. This guy, this guy, what he's doing for dogs, and you don't do it for all animals, right?

Are you into all animals? I like all animals, I just don't work with all animals. I'm not in good as all animals. Can you talk to ferrets? It doesn't talk to fucking dogs. I'm good with all animals. I'm good animals What's it? What was the name of your show? By the way, let's just make people aware of that What was the name of it dogs in the city dogs in the city and you you work in the city as a

dog trainer dog walker dog Not a whisper because that's not you well. What were you dog trainer? And then what was your technique? How are you different than season my mom? That's all he used to kick his dogs which I liked I mean, I'm not talking shit about him That's a lot of dominance theory. So it's a lot of dominance based theory and do you use this to get pussy? The dominance theory have you ever used your dog techniques to get I'm gonna be fucking Keith right after this I'm not taking my technique. Oh, yeah.

Here you go. His little, his little, I bought him candy. Eat your candy. All I got to do is get a leash form. He's got a little pink lipstick right on your leg, dude. So you, so your technique is what? Uh, it's integrated.

It's a little like, it's a little bit of it. So you do black dogs and white dogs and white dogs. And you go and Puerto Rican those yeah, no It's more integrated a lot of people just do like positive reinforcement some use dominance theory But the problem is if you have like a one size fits all approach if a dog doesn't really learn that way Yeah, then you're like all this dog can't learn and then they put him to sleep So you have to have like an integrated theory and see how which works best for each animal each animal is different for the most part They they learn in the same process and they all react in the same way

But they're all gonna it's like kids man, not every some kids need a stoner hand some kids need a little bit How long it takes to figure out which technique for you could figure that out once you just start trying them out Let me ask you this pretty quickly. You can make it a long way a long way with dogs Dog whisper this is very important dog whisper Not me that's a fucking Mexican. That's that's what you all right now to us He's not a dog. I'm not gonna tell you what you are to me. Oh Have the racism that how many dogs have lost their life because you're shitty training Okay, what would it be bad?

Lizard man, okay, what a kind of question is that Okay. Those are the big bad. Listen, man. Okay. What a kind of question is that? Because, what a question that is. What do you mean he's killing dogs? He's not, he's helping dogs. No, but something they get him so they don't have to put a dog down.

But if his technique isn't working, they put the dog down. How many dogs have lost? Because. We could say the same thing. How many kids, how many babies did you murder through nice fat abortion because you want another one? That's easy, round nine. Yeah.

Oh, like, you got a number. Now, I got a number. It's very important to have a number. Now, if Justin's a honest dude, here's how we know the dog whisper is a honest dude. Yeah. I'm not the dog whisperer. Oh. How? know the dog whisper is a honest dude. I'm not the dog whisper.

I'm just a man. You're breaking poor fucking alpha Justin. He's back. He's back. Look at you. You son of a bitch. He's somebody fish for my head. Poor Justin's going to puke and then lick it up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hang on, I can't, I know. How many dogs have to go down because I'll say it in a question. Because I was unable to fix that. I will say this. How many dogs, that's not what he asked.

He said, how many dogs, cause the result of my training, got put to sleep, that's, that's all, what is that? What is meant was this, what is meant was this. How many dogs can I not say? How many dogs, could you, is there ever been a case where it's like, look man, I can't, shut the fuck up. Oh wait, I can answer this. I want to answer, say the question to the people listening first off because it might be people that didn't get it

He doesn't know how to articulate and how many people but he will shut the fuck up Everyone interrupts everyone on this podcast. I mean not me. Here's a thing not you don't Better be right. Don't you nice up my question to the dog whisper Same because of the shitty how many dogs had to take one in the right How many dogs How many dogs have you murdered mother fuckers you ain't good enough You murdered mother fucker because you ain't good enough Accent the white way How many dogs how many dogs how many dogs have have you like is there in a situation where you weren't able to fix a dog

And the dog had to go down because it was too vicious Here's let me answer one. Okay, one man. Is that what you saying one? Turn the volume down one. He said one no answer, answer the real question. No, Justin, good answer the question. Yeah, I'm going to answer the real question. Okay. And I'm going to preface it first. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Or court. No. Certain dogs, right? Your expectations have to be realistic about like what you can do and not do with them. If a dog's been in a shelter, not trained for 14 years, right? It's 14 years old. Stop fucking with the fingers. It's how much how much progress can you make with this animal? What's possible to do with it now of that if you're like all right?

This is what's possible we can get this dog with a lot of training this much money this was time 30% better is that 30% enough that you can live with it or not live with it or it's gonna be safe or not be safe now in the Situation where it has not been I've never had a dog put the sleep I've had them set the sanctuary's where I have relationships because of what I do with funny for phytos So we've never had dogs put the sleep as a result of aggression problems or is Now if it sanctuaries where they like go live on farms now if people that I'm not aware of have done training with me or done Training and and then decided afterwards never call me again and had their dogs put the sleep I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea

So in your in your professional career You've never had to put a dog down because he wasn't Never Let me ask the next question. How many people wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on but I have had dogs that I've been like this dog Is not safe you shouldn't have it you shouldn't have it around kids you shouldn't have it around the other dogs But here's an alternative of where it can go, And I've replaced those. How many situations that happened? Is that a fair answer? Yeah, how many situations that happened?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait. How many situations that happened? That happens maybe two to three times a year, but hold on, hold on, let me, stop pointing the finger. You're ready to just say something. I'm going to cut you up. However, the amount of dogs I train now I train Four a week now so you said so three times a year so two or three times a year

Out of the in the past seven I would say but so that I am working dogs possibly dead right now He's not telling us the truth. Okay, let me ask you. Have you had dogs? Yes. How did you dog? How did you dog? How did you dog? He's not angry at you. Don't let him out for mail you, man. No, he's breaking you down because he's not going to get a treat. It was a be nice. That's why I'm asking why I'm so mad. He's not going to get a treat. I mean, my sweetest fish back.

I want my sweetest fish back. I want to ask you How many how many how many your dog passed away? How do you die Keith my dog never? From the hypertension high blood person diabetes What was the first one? hypertension I said the correct no no we had a few dogs put down How how did you dog how we had a few cats put there. How did you put them down yourself? Did you bring them to the vet? All right, well, I got something to put a dog down with.

I don't know. You have ghetto dogs. I don't know how they do it together. Oh, come on, man. I'll say my dogs are ghetto because you're saying I'm ghetto. No, you said you were from the ghetto. You had, you said, I'm not from that. And nobody says ghetto.

You said it earlier. I never said ghetto. What'd you say? Hood. Oh, hood, okay. So you're from the hood. Now you're hood dog. You said it, you didn never said get up. What'd you say hood? Oh, good. Okay. So you're from the hood Oh, no Robert Kelly. You're from the hood Why that you're off in the hood you know, we want to hear spent more than seven months in jail

You was a jail. I was in jail. Yes, he was in jail. Why are you screaming will I know you was a jail You had this happy go lucky like you whitened happy and never been charged with nothing why you been to jail Like you happy go lucky and happy and white and haven't been to jail. I'm gonna have to replay that I don't know what he just said Bob has been to jail. He's the only one here that's been to jail I'm not meant to jail myself, but I mean no Bob want to real jail when you stay for a while and get raped Bob was raping jail. I was never raped in jail first of all Second booty home That your booty all have a certain amount of creases in it and and and when you get raped I feel those pieces disappear

No, what are we waiting for it stop for a second when you get raped the creases disappear. Yes, why because you You kind of like I'm not the creases with the penis you are you iron out the so you what? What I saw this on on scare straight What I don't know what I don't know what, I don't know what Will's talking about. The creases on the inside? What are you talking about? He's on nervous about what his asshole looks like now. He's adjusting to the couple with his asshole. He's standing in a mirror when he's going.

He got a couple. Oh shit, they got a no. My asshole got no creases. What I'm saying is Robert is acting detached. Like he don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah. Robert probably was abused at the dog. I've never, I have been, I'll admit it.

There you go. I'll tell you what I've done to my dog. You know, I'll admit it. I, I, I've, and I feel shitty about it. But I've, I've, I've, What are you doing in charity for dog next week? Well, I'm doing it because I'm, I'm trying to make penance for what I've done to the dog.

But I, I've, I've not been a good pet owner because I you I did whack the dog in the ass I've actually when you don't need to do that. I've whacked the dog in the ass What you want when is with my hand? Keep whacked some in the ass with an escalate. That's what he does. I pushed out the wrinkles in my dogs ass Keep the quacks and the ads with an escalade. That's what he does. I pushed out the wrinkles in my dogs, asshole. Oh man. Oh man, come on.

Come on. You're a dude from the hood and from prison. Listen man, listen. What I'm saying. No, I've whacked. I cannot tell you the worst thing I did to a dog. I've whacked my dog, and I wish I didn't go. What's the worst thing I ever did to a dog?

What? It's usually to make money. We had a dog. No, the neighborhood dog, and it was very, very wild and vicious. And we had no Justin, I'm neighborhood to talk to him. And I took a, I took some bones. I put some hot sauce on it. I threw the bone over his yard. That's it.

That's it. You know what? That was the worst hood dog story in history. He's his dog treats you damn right. No, but it is like I'm just going Robert right now. I'm off of you for a second. But Bob is because you act and like doctor feel like he's so detached from everything like you above everybody.

Oh, you guys you for the hood and you try to play us out like we get on hoodie and you more hooded at us. Absolutely. I'm not. I just don't know. Quaces in a booty hole. You you did seven months us. Absolutely. And everybody that has done seven months. When no queases in a booty hole. You did seven months Bob, seven months in jail. I did seven months is a long time to it.

Absolutely. Listen, this isn't about me, this is about the dogs man. This is about fucking helping fight out. At one time you was a dog. And fight out is like, that's the best almost, that's a bad, it's's like a it's not even good I don't know if dogs even accepted the name phyto anymore What I don't you don't call it dog you try to get racism out of the

No, it is it's like call the gay guy phaggot. What yeah, it's exactly like that I'm gonna I just the way I wanted to be Just want to say Yeah, it's See exact same thing It's the F-no You had a talk. She is saying if a guy is a dog named phyto. He's pretty much made his dog a gay dog a gay dog That is so fun. I'm the dogs wait sexual orientate you called new dogs now phyto No food for phyto that's what the shitty name of the no, it's not for it's funny for final

I fucked up. Oh, it's funny for He better funny for finals much better. He raised you He raises money every year He puts his pen a banana carolines and he raises a shit load of money for dogs that need help and he's step over Homers people to go to the dog to give us some that money. That's not his job though. That's not he's not trying it. What would you do the benefit of asking Keith? Let me ask you. Let me ask you. Why you using a sexy voice on kids? Yeah, don't you? Yeah, why are you? That's a very sexy one. Like I said, everyone every animal learns a different way.

Right now, Keith needs a little stroke. He needs a little stroke Yes, I would Keith Rick Would you do it if I had to do it? You were doing it and you can't do it. You would. You would. You would. Not food for fight oh man. Why would you do it? If I had to do a benefit of camera. If you did food for Freddy, I would do it.

Who's Freddy? Who's Freddy? Some dude or human. Where there's a dude named final? All right right wouldn't do it. Yeah, you would listen No, I'm just saying man. It's like would you do it? Yeah, of course I was but I'm just saying you know I want people to be just don't it's like people too much on animals more pets that Peter and all that shit Their phoneies and I did bug me Peter but there's a Peta bugs me. But there's a difference between me and Peta. You're taking the most extreme thing and you're seeing someone can't do anything.

I can't, I can't fun. I love animals myself. You did it. You did the charity. I don't know if I did. You did it when we did it at St. Amnibut. Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down.

Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down. He makes a good point. You know, my point is I love animals. I appreciate what you're doing. You did the Pittins video and we showed that. Oh, right. Oh, right. I'm on your side. I know, I love animals. I love animals. I appreciate what you're doing. You did the Pittins video and we showed that. Oh, right. Oh, right.

I'm on your side. I'm saying I love animals. I'm just a little tender after all the years. I'm saying you're right. Look, look, I just saw a black fish and I want them to free the whales. So I think it's a good thing. Look, everybody got their own cause.

Some people are gonna help. Some people are gonna help dogs. Some people are gonna help fish. You know what I'm saying? Help people first. How about that? You know what I'm saying? Help people first. How about that? You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go and dot me like 10 white babies, that's what I feel like.

Are they gonna be homeless babies? No, I want nice white babies for a week. Well that's the white, the white homeless babies first. No, I just want white healthy babies. How do you know the homeless ones they help? I'm just saying, I want 10 white babies, that's my thing. 10 white babies? Yeah, and I want to go babies. That's my thing. 10 white babies. Yeah, and I want to go around.

You get to walk around? No, I want to get them from like, why all me white places? Idaho. Maine and maybe Utah. South Dakota. I just really want white babies now. I've been having a, what I want to get

on some white babies. I really do. I want to adopt white babies. I want do I want I want to adopt white babies I you can't shit to fuck up would you I? What are you gonna you gonna take away my dream from adopting white babies? Yes, I do we got animal are you you have fucking like probably Five of those nine murdered babies are probably white. Oh, I mean nice hot and why you white chicks No, I just want white babies.

I'm, you know, fucking hell. If I get enough money, I'm getting white babies. How much would you need to get that, but white baby, compared to a black baby? A lot more. No, white baby, I did my research. White babies are 35. You did your research.

Yeah, white babies are 35,000 in a pop. How much do white babies? You can get like a six pack of black babies for 40, 45, 500 in a month. pop. You can get like a six pack of black babies for $4,500. I did my research. Wait, you do your research. I did it. Just look it up. I'll go to Google this. Yeah, that's why you got smartphones. You just Google it and it'll show you. Yeah, Bob. 35,000 for nice pure white baby. I have what's pure like me me white Yeah, pure

No, I'm not you got some Mexicans You just repeat what he says you fucking puppet. I'm saying you look like you got a little Mexican in you absolutely Listen here's a deal, okay back to funny for fight out. Yeah, I think that my white baby What's the date? What's the date? That's the next benefit man? What's the date for that for that funny for fight? November 12th November 12 coming up soon two weeks. Oh, that's what the what that's with the new y'all comedy festival No, no, not a lot right after that. Okay, right after that, but I'll be doing it. I'm doing it. Jim Gaffigan. Jim Gaffigan. Y'all want to do it. I want to get down. Dante's doing it. Yeah.

Is Dante going to take the dog bone out of his ear? Yeah. Yeah. And Rachel. And Rachel. And Rachel. Rachel who? Finds time.

Rachel Finds time. Who is that? Who is that? What? Rachel. Who's Rachel? Rachel. What the winger? Rachel. Rachel Findstein. finestein or steam how she pronounced a fine. I don't know

I say the one I don't know with the one on Rachel fine. What does she look like? Are you kidding me right now? No, what does she look like? What is Rachel look like yes She's about five six five sex. Is Is she blonde? What is she? She's the blonde girl? blonde. That's Amy Summa. dummy. I know. Amy. We know. She's the only blonde one and her and Nikki Blazer. What you just say to all of you. If she's the only one, how can you name another one immediately? Her Nikki Blazer. Did you have a fight with Rachel? God damn it. Rachel is blonde. God damn it.

Jesus, sweet God. Fucking oil rig hijack face. I kinda like that. Hey, dude, when you go fucking get Tom Hanks out of the hell. Shilap, fuck all head. What the fuck? He got man. Shit.

No, who is Rachel, seriously? Who is she? What does she do? What is my thing? What is your thing? I think she's a open micer. I'm not saying if she's gonna be a comic. She's new. I thought he's having a variety Variety yeah, I know you mind She's a poet fucking me the way you fuck owe me right now. No, when I fucking what you do it. Who is Google? See Google see Who you box it? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso?

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¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? No No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no weird. All right, I gotta go. Where you going, Keith? Oh, wait, we gotta, we gotta, um, No, we don't. Keith, we gotta call him. We got a caller. Coach Keith, we do. Hey, thank you, man. We have a caller.

Thank you, Keith. You don't have no damn caller. We do. We have, do you have the fucking call? That's sweet. That was a buzzer. Oh, shit. That was fathead, dan soda. That's, smoked soda. You know, it's not saying this.

Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke. Are you gonna, at least, promote fucking promote maybe tweet out to your followers? Hey, man, let me give my father and I need more follows man Robinson why wouldn't it be who's other who's good? There's another key problems. It's a very successful singer the singer that's right side of a bitch He played a dream girls and all that so he has your your Twitter handle No, but it's one key problem said just verified is that verified? I don't think they verify me So you get a check when you verify it. No, I'm gonna check in the mail But you get a check on your photo. Yeah, yeah check on a photo. They didn't verify me. I think you know check

Rachel not verified. I don't get enough checks. So I'm there. We don't know who's Rachel fine son. Who who is that? So I'm there. We don't know right now. Who's Rachel Feinstein? Who? Who is that? He has a girl named Rachel Feinstein. Me, Jim Gavigan, and what? Do you got Steena Feinstein?

You don't have this communication, no racial. Who is it? She's new. Feinstein or Stein? Stein? I'm gonna go go to the next day. Feinstein or Stein? Wait, where did she live?

LA? No, she lived here. I think she's from LA. Is she from LA? No, fuck off. What? Is she an LA comic? I don't know. She... I don't know. She's gonna flip out Is she from here? No, fuck off. What? Is she in the comic? I don't know. She's gonna flip out when she's black.

She's not black. Oh, that's the black one. Wait, you want to go shake a dang dang? Oh, shake a dang dang. No, no, no, that one's megan. That's marina. Marina. Oh, shit.

That's what it is. Rachel? Well, are you gonna promote, are you gonna promote a show? Yeah, I'm up on a show man. I'm at the beacon No, not your show stupid what show where's your show the beacon who you at the beacon with me? Stop right now. There's a fucking lie everybody listening Somebody else will be at the beacon. You better show the fuck. Growing up. Who's going up after you at the beacon? I know, body's going on. It's keep promise and only one night only at the beacon.

It's a some dogs and food for fighter. Good final hang on my my fucking lesbian sidekick here. I just googled it's Wanda Sykes. Yeah, she's fucking. You know, he would not be the lesbian. Now me and Wanda Sykes had the beacon was the date. It's what I say the seventh of November don't come in Seven of November is at the beacon and I'm taping my one hour special in March where with Wanda now Who you taping at the Skirmall with who what do you mean with who who's who's the production company tapin it? It's a

K-Hart productions. Oh, Kevin Hart is a producer. That's great. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, I love that he's doing that He better doing is he's not He's a short piece of shit. Kevin Hart is a short piece of shit Kevin Hart is a short piece of shit. But he's producing the show. What? He's producing the show. What's your one man show? One hour.

One man. That's one hour. I'm calling Quinn. And it's called Keith Robinson back at the bus funny. So he's not a one man show. No, motherfucker, it's an hour of me doing what I do. Why would you say back at the bus? Didn't you take a lot like a lot of pain and stuff

to get in front of the bus? Now, back at the bus funny, baby. You know what that means. No, what is that? You back in the hood? I'll tell you what that means to white people is like You're not right. I'm not white. I'm so loud right now. Robert Kelly is not white I'm sure this back of the bus. I need headphones Back of the bus quiet bus ride Back of the bus the bus drivers getting annoyed or scared No, man, but it's gonna get your ass people a little white guy

And everybody who's funny is gonna be on the back of that bus. Yo Robert. You're gonna be on that back of the bus Who's Justin on back of the bus? Robert. You're definitely gonna be on we got will yeah, uh We got big head over there sports cast the voices on coming up at the top of the night And bring it in five pits on the back of the bus is just it. Thank you. And a dingo. And a dingo.

And he's not gonna mess with a dingo. And a one-star. I'm mad I missed that. I'm very excited. When he, he's not gonna fuck with dingo. No, no, no. He's not gonna mess with dingo as a wild dog. That's why I say he's full of shit.

I still love him, but he's full of shit. And I love it on camera because you can really see Keith's face Keith is truly disgusted. I am There's nothing and that camera is this my damn computer He let me ask Rob is this my camera. I'm at your camera Bobby. That's your camera. Hey look man Bobby, what was I saying earlier about the key through the fight? Oh November 12th he does have funny for fighter I said for fight on this same shit He does have funny for fight though. I said for fight all this same shit Stealing things

I don't like those Filipinos They keep putting the hands on my stuff when I'm out of my room Like Keith we just got mr. Robinson. We have to take you back to your room. I want to live with my daughter You don't have a daughter I keep boring to play TV They change the channel. I don't like those Filipinos. Mr. Robinson, do you like dogs at all? Who are you? You're not my nurse. Hey dogs, they're dirty. They're still from the, tell you a sequence.

They're talking about this. I can't find out. I'm not that, that's a found out. Dogs are a very loyal. Yes. Like if you die, a dog will stand by you until help comes, but a cat will eat off of you if they have no food in there. Are you working on this?

No, that's not a work in a bit. That's a joke, that's gonna be on the back of the bus. That is, that's what. That joke will be on the back. Thank you guys, good night. Ah. Ah. Ah.

We're all, ah. I've gotta leave you a body. Thank you, good night. I had a great time. Where are you, where are you taping your special ball? Where? Scarball. Where the fuck is that? Where is that? Right right around. Is had a great time. Where are you? Where are you taping your special ball? Where? Where the fuck is that? Where's that?

Right right around the corner. Is that a restaurant? Is that a restaurant? Where is that restaurant? Where is everybody's shoes to specials? Where? It's right over there, Ronald Thompson. Thompson Thompson.

And who's shooting it again? Little Kev? Well, his production company. Right. That's great, man. Good for you. Well. And you're doing a whole hour? Yes, motherfucker.

I'm kidding. I know you, you just pissed me off. Who's opening up? Who? Who's opening up? I don't know, probably, Zaynab, girl named Zaynab. Oh, yeah, she's funny. She's funny. That's good, man. I can't wait to see that.

At one Keith Robinson. Come on, dammit. They won't give me health care. Let's have more Twitter followers. How many of the good of alls you have? How many do you have? I got a lot of them all. How many do you have? I got a lot at home. How many do you got?

You know how many you get. You look at the number every day. I don't look at it every day. All right, 3,422. That's all you have? With five possible. Hi, man. We'll check that out.

And funny for Fido. Yeah. FOOD FIDO. There's not food. It's funny The dog whisperer just told you The dog where he's getting mad dude. You're making a mad. I'm like a man. He's getting. See That's they come and Justin's no joke. Just he's just a little bit. Yeah, you can look at he just shook his head on that you cocks He said on that you cock so I got to flex and go He's gonna happen You know what? Oh, only in America!

Only in America! In a dog trainer, fight an old man! Only in America! I'm ready to see it! Are you ready to see the miracle? Yes, Paul! We got it! The Taj Mahal is his bark bigger than his bite!

We'll find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out.

We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out.

We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. You play it up with an Australian manager if this is a professional wrestling, I'll stay over here. Alright. At least I knew. You know what, Keith has always been the best. Every time a zing, he's like, there's too many words. He always walk away and I'm like, God damn it, he's right.

Yeah, Keith will hang up on you in a second if you talk to him. I'm going to get out of this shit. I'm Keith. Thanks a lot for stopping by, buddy. Appreciate it. Hey, Dog Whisper! Where you going? I got it, everybody.

You going? Thank the Dog Whisper, we've got you go on. We go on thank the dog whisper beef One key through Robinson on Twitter one key for Robinson on Twitter and I better get at least if I don't get Least 200 out of your shitty show 200. That's a lot. I want 200 followers I'm a fucking show you if you if you if this is a shut up. I want to Fucking hundred Twitter follow that means he should have second. He should have five hundred and sixty seven by tomorrow this morning. Absolutely. What does this thing have? I was right upstairs, dude. Well, where do you want? I want you to be. She's gonna kick us out. She's gonna

get your show out. This way. I don't live here. Here's the thing. We don't have a show here. We're gonna have a five-pound of production. Why do you have to be as loud as him? You're like a little gunk of then But he's like Where's the boom mic for this shitty show? You know where you're talking into it? You don't know what a boom mic is and why do you have guitars like you to heart rock cafe? Good point That's a good point. We have a riot, Cascot-Toy. The people made this.

He's got another jacket that Springsteen wore us. If you want to draw your Led Zeppelin poppers. I like fucking corporate dance. It was really switch up on you know I like it a lot. I give it up old man Keith he's got a jump in his car and get the fuck out of here go back to Woodbridge. I love you. I'm gonna text you with a new bet double what would you do a show next year? Hey Keith will you do a show next year? Oh you know who? Talk in the mic. Talk to Mike. Yes, I would do the dog whisperer show.

It's not the dog whisperer, man. What was your name on the show? Just, what's his name? His name was Justin. Justin is mad. Justin is mad. No. Something like that.

I talked to Justin. He's mad as hell. Justin is mad. Justin is mad. Justin is just my name. Justin is just my name. It's just the dog whisperer. Will, will has. I know this number. Yeah. Nobody let him fool you. It's just my name is just my name the dog whisper will

Nobody let him for you Just it's over Absolutely dog whispered just on his little chain. What change? You should have. You're negligent. He has a dog whistle in his pocket. And a dog whistle. That only dogs can pick up. Dog. I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit homeless dogs.

All right. What dog? Come on, man. What? God damn it, Will. You just think on your own. You're only good as Keith Sidekick. Will is about as hell. I shall let that split off Dan's nose

All right, K dog. I'll see you later one Keith at one Keith follow him We need at least at least I'd say 20 followers. That's all he deserves on this show He worked around 20 20s a lot how they doing out there? How's the fans? You guys, if you have any questions for Justin, please call it. We have phones. We don't let them up now. We're just doing a chat room. If you're in the chat room, if you're in the show, please let us know. And if you have any questions for Justin, ask him in the chat room and we will ask him live right now

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We're back into the show right now. So anyways, that was a fucking, oh my God. Keith Robinson is, God dammit. He's got hurricane energy. He will fucking ruin any barbecue. I'm, I'm, I'm, now I'm nervous because I'm, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm with the fucking quiet. I just, I just put a, oh, you can't fuck me, Bob. Can I, can I, can I, can I shut myself off, I'll talk about? You got to leave too? Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you

that. Yeah, sure. Absolutely. At Will Sylvins W-I-L-S-Y-L-V-I-N L V I N C E also I'm like I'm at the Strust Factory this weekend with with Damien Wands Look at any camera. Oh, I'm at the Strust Factory this weekend with the funny man legendary Damien Wands also Check out my film festival NBCU short cuts dot com and I'm I'm I got my film I'm working on I'm going to go to Kickstarter raise money on my for my movie called movies the movie what's it about? I'm a Haitian box that comes from Haiti to pursue his box and dreams. Is that a true story?

Or just you made it I made it up but that's great. You wrote it. Yeah, I wrote it. Are you the man me and blind Kennedy? We co-bought it. Are you a hate? Are you the Haitian box? Yes, I'm the Haitian star and directed. Yes, and I want I'm not going to, we co-bought it. Are you the Haitian boxer? Yes, I'm the Haitian boxer. Are you gonna star and direct it? Yes. And I'm not gonna direct it, but I wanna star in it. Can you not? I'll Keith and the movie. Jamie Foxx is interested in directing

and I'm trying to get Jeffrey White to be my trainer. This is what annoys me about this business right now. We just had a blast, I love Will. He's one of my favorite people on the fucking planet. But we just had a blast on how fucking dumb he is on certain words It was just fucking hilarious that he couldn't say hello But he'll be fucking hold it up on Oscar and a half with fucking and I'll fucking hate my I'll be here with you guys

I got promoting funny for Fido fucking 19 None of us have a gig in this cock stuckers holding up a an Oscar trying to try to say thank you and talk Can't speak Black star black star I wrote a poem once black star Black star and then they'll be coming back to entertainment tonight easily the most heart wrenching Yeah, written so eloquently yes by one will and then we'll come back on the podcast and have the energy of someone that's healing someone in a tent oh yeah you can walk yeah oh yeah all right go ahead take off man

thanks for coming uh thank you man yeah you got it I'm coming back yeah please when you want to come back a couple weeks yeah I love having you on brother we'll do another show at night nights better for you right whenever all right brother I wake up I wake up man will so Vincevins, everybody. Keith Robinson was here. What's your Twitter handle? At Will Sovins, W-I-L-S-Y-L-V-I-N-C. I bet get 201 followers. Not at one Will Sovins? No.

Oh, there's none of them. You know, I got 64,000 people on Twitter. What? Yeah, but I don't know. Like, I think maybe 10 of them are my fans. Because I mean, with that many people, which isn't a lot when you compare to like Norton or Quinn or, you know, fucking Berg, Dane, then you start getting up be ten of them on my fans because I mean with that many people which isn't a lot when you compare to like Norton or Quinn or you know fucking Berg, Dane then you start getting

up in the millions. You know that's what it doesn't you know I should be able to say everybody follow this cocksucker. Yeah. You gotta tweet that though. Yeah but I will tweet it but he's still not gonna. When you when you when you retweeted my tweet there there got like six new ones which is that's like Oh shit my tweet man

To eat my tweet the second you tweeting you every time tweet my tweet you're gonna be in the fucking the when the episode comes out you'll be in the tweet you're gonna Put my name in the tweet. Yes, and you're gonna be tweeted. Yes. Thank you. Try to me award winner Wilson Vince. Yes Yes, I have a Vince ladies and gentlemen. Have you a hijacked an oil rig of the coast of Africa? I really, you got it with a new hangs movie. Thank you. That's sitting on that couch, man. That's an energy trainer.

Move that fucking. What is that? It's just you're all, it's like auditions. When you sit or you go to a meeting, like industry and they have that chair, or that stuff. We're like, again, we know you get auditions. Why you don't get auditions? Of course it does.

There's like, take off your shirt, you have Donas. He's like, Coco and fame. Yeah. You want to be a star, don't you? Justin's just crying with his shirt off. Do I, Carter? You were asking about my action figure that rests on my microphone. And that is Don Fry, AKA the patron saint

of the area nation. Nice, bro. He's a real nice. I saw him fight last night. His great fight and pride against the Korean, the big Korean. Oh yeah. And they just went at it with the greatest grade.

What are the greatest? And then the Korean pulled them down on top of them, which was the worst move ever. Oh, the greatest. Just as hard as he could, pulled them down, tried to get them on the ground. And what does the predator do? He punched him in the face into the ref stop that you can do And then you know what he did he padded the little Koreans chest like good job

Like a man. No, so he's not that much of a racist. Well, no, but he'll go back He went back to the Arizona desert just kept working You guys I watched this thing called bear knuckle boxing and I interact TV. Did you see it? It's called knuckle no bear knuckle boxing knuckles sick. Yeah knuckle the documentaries Nope the best I told you a life 2.0 No, you gotta watch holy shit. You got about bear knuckle. They just it's they are staring a pit So they can only go with certain amount of go to the chat room see if there's any questions of like good distance And they just beat the shit out of each other. It was amazing

And then just beat the shit out of each other. It was amazing. Okay. That's one of the questions for Justin in there. Listening and maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard. Yes, thank you. Talk to these people. Chris, what do we got? Let's check it out.

Any questions for Justin? Your Keith is... He just blows you over. Oh my God, I was swinging and missing. He's one of the funny, listen to me. Keith Robinson. Anybody that knows this, okay, I would go to Patrice O'Neill's barbecues. And you have the heavy hitters there. You have the mother fuckers. And we'd all be having a good time trying to be cordial,

okay? Yeah. And out of the fucking and explain who the mother fucker are you have boss you have Norton you got me you got Patrice who's one of the heaviest hit is of the mall right and then a bunch of other Patrice's black friends who are just as funny as any comic as far as Boston balls there even some of the girls okay uh and we're all sitting around you got Dean Edwards you got a bunch just a bunch of mother and then we'd be sitting around Basically civilized. Yeah, bustin both Keith would show up and this thing would fucking turn Anyway, he'd be like, oh this party stinks. Look at y'all sitting here. Just fucking eating It gets so vicious and Immediately when Keith Robinson shows up. He is a piece of fucking shit blood no water Be sure yes hang on one second guys. I know what's going on hang on one second. Yeah, we're good. What is it?

So you ever near all those things working again. Yeah, you ever near Thunder Bay Are you ever near Thunder Bay? What what's I don't know what where that is? Can we go? Can you google it? Where's Thunder Bay Thunder Bay would be in Florida. I believe right? Oh sounds very I do regional Wait a minute. What's the fuck what's the person's name? Just check a couple of them just see if they're all what the fuck is it? Hang on a second Really running the show the flow of the show just a chat again. You fucking a lot of flow All right

Play you Just a chat again you fucking a lot of flow All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, right, all issues with her dogs so we did it like through Skype and did she do it did you do it? What's it? No, she's cool though. She's a cool girl. She loves you She's the she's the she knows she saves bats So so I was like I want to see the bats So she showed me these little baby bats that she had that she's rehabilitating. Yeah, and then she sent me like She sent me she texted me. She's like look at this video for like freeing the bats. She's cool as shit Yeah, cuz I do like Skype sessions if someone's like if it says something kind of like a quick problem like a fix Yeah, that's great. That's great. Yeah, they're cool. No, Kelly's great.

I love her. She's actually, she's really hot too. She's cute. Yeah, very cute. Wait, was she the one we played the joke on in? No, that was somebody else. That's Rachel Feinstein. Okay.

That was another friend of mine. Yeah. That's real. Yeah, that was, yeah. Somebody wants to know if you're on the next season of Louis. Um, can you say? Yes. Yes. The next season of Louis, he's, he's fucking amazing.

He's just, you read this stuff. You're like, are you kidding me? Is he writing? He writes it all and directing, writes it all and starring and fucking writing jokes and doing and writes a new hour for the show. Right. What a, because he has to do. And raising and raising two little girls. Yeah, but it's easy when you get fucking a gazillion dollars in the bank to raise two chicks You got a beautiful house. I look at a fucking assistant. You got a fucking another city. I mean, it's not I mean look at the way He raises his kids is not easy. He's hands on them fucking hands on yeah, I actually admire He he has given me some some of the best fatherly advice ever. That's what I was gonna ask you.

And you talked to him about what it, you know. He's one of the reasons why I had a kid, to be honest with you. Really? Absolutely. I would talk to him about having kids, and I would, I saw how much, having a kid affected him, you know what I mean?

And I was like, I was always afraid of things making me less funny, moving out of the city, falling in love. Are we talking about this? Yeah, falling in love or having a kid would make me less funny when in reality you become more funny because you have life, you get more serious about what you do.

When you're out there just banging or trying to meet chicks or smoking butts or hanging out all night. You're not you know I wasn't that fucking serious. I'm now I'm more serious. You saying this is what you do to feed your family You yeah, so you knew you obviously you knew Louis before the kid before you had kids Yeah, now when he had kids you were still kind of were you still single? What were you? I was single No, I was with dawn you're with on. I was with but I know I know him before that Yeah, before that, but yeah, it's yeah, he's he's um, yeah, he's pretty fucking amazing, but anyways He's I am on the show. He's coming back And I'm excited to it's so awesome. I always feel like I do shit though.

Like even when we filmed the last one, I just, you're dealing with the guy who makes all the decision. Yeah. So there's no, he can say, do it again. And you're like, uh, I didn't, you know, when you do a show, a lot of times you're like, okay, that's great. Let's do it again.

But they don't tell you, they don't really give you anything. Yeah. So you think, oh great, I must be doing good. You know what I mean? But Louis knows exactly what the fuck he wants. So he'll be like, try it this way. And you're like, oh, fuck. If they do it wrong, and then you start getting your head,

and then you leave him. How many takes is he do? He does it until he gets what he wants. Okay. I did, we did one take, and then we did 20 takes. Okay, so you didn't know, it wasn't consistently like 20 takes. No, no, he's fucking great, that'll work. And the crew though is awesome, his crew is cool.

Now, it's either the crew, the same, the whole crew. Same people pretty much, new people, he's a lot bigger now, but yeah, same camera guy, same AD, same, everything producer, same, I mean, every, pretty, the wardrobe lady, even though you don't, you wear your own clothes, which is awesome. That's the best part.

Or we'll film it next week. And then, all right, here's the guy Nick calls to the night before, gives you the address, and you just take a trainer, a cab to the location. That's awesome. And you shoot it, you don't even hang out. It's like, let's go. And you shoot it, because he's the guy who says,

let's go. Yeah. So when you have all those people different on a set, the director, the producer, the writer, the star, yeah, every you get a way for the star to come out of the trailer. The director's not ready yet. Oh, the producer wants the change and make a phone call. So with him, it's like, no, I'm ready. Go put the camera there. I like the light. Let's do this. What about that? And he's like, let's shoot it. Go. Shoot one. But no, just shit. It's the fucking button, I'm ready, go put the camera there. I like the light, let's do this. What about that, Lanny? He's like, let's shoot it, go, shoot one. But no, just shoot the fucking button. It was interesting, a couple of years ago,

I had a spot during the week at Caroline's. And I was running late, and I ran in, and I saw that they were lighting a car outside, with filming lights, and I ran in, and Louis was just standing on the stairs, and I was like, oh shit, hey, what's up, man? And he's like, hey, you got a spot, and I was like, yeah, I ran down stairs, and shit, hey, what's up, man? And he's like, hey, you got a spot. And I was like, yeah, I ran downstairs.

And then as I got to the bottom of the stairs, I watched him do a couple takes while he was directing and acting in it. So he came out and like, he like said the line and then I looked and he came back and he's like, don't suck. And then he's like, he comes back out and does these like, and then he's like, it was cool to watch.

How behind the camera between takes is he? Is he check, is he like sitting there, looks in the monitor, he's like on the monitor? Yeah, he watches the monitors. And he picks the shots, picks the lenses of the camera between Takesuzzi? Is he check, is he like sitting there, looks in the monitor, is he like on everyone? Yeah, he watches the monitors, he picks the shots, picks the lenses of the camera. I mean, he owns all the lenses. Those are his, he has different types, because the lenses, this is the best part about doing it,

Louis, I could say you can ask him any question, and he doesn't matter, he'll answer it. Like you can say, what does that mean? What does that bokeh old Len, what are the fuck it was? What does that lens mean? Well, there's a certain lenses from Bouchon Lomb, they're very expensive, they give a certain look, I have three of them and they're different lengths

and he just goes into exactly all this stuff about the lenses and you're like, oh my God, he goes, yeah, I own all the lenses. And that's how he gets his look. Yeah. Now, my question is, there's always that genius, like genius has thrown out so much that the term itself has lost so much weight. But do you think that Louis knowing all that shit

and being as good a comedy as he is and being able to direct, do you think he's a legitimately a genius? No, he's not a genius, he's just a fucking very smart driven, motivated guy. Yeah, he has, I don't know, man, he's just one of those guys that you like, fuck. You know, he's just one of those guys. Yeah, it's like Rogan, it's like Rogan, you like fuck.

Yeah. God, if I had a dad or, you you know if I just had somebody from day one to at least fucking 19 yeah, you know I mean the same mother fucker or even you know I love it 11 11 to 17 look I think that it's it's Who you are you get a six your block of having a dad loves you and supports you. You get six years in a row. You're good.

What age do you take it from? I take it from, I would take it from two to eight. Two to eight. You would. Yeah. I would take it. You know why? Because you absorb a lot in those ages.

Those are the ages I absorbed a lot of abuse. And that's what's with me today is the abuse. So I would rather absorb love and knowledge for though when you're actually really okay. I mean kids can learn a fucking different language. Yeah, so. I go seven to 13. I go one to six.

I don't want to six you don't remember And you're certain you think you're not so constantly you are you're those are formed of years where you think you're not He just alpha mailed you you think you're not but you are I really want to get my fish get my fish. Well any other questions Yeah, yeah, yeah, can I answer that one? Yeah, I answered that one by the way the guy asked for me to be wherever that was What was it? Yeah, I just want to answer the way I do that. I'm your man. If people can I just say if people want me to I'll do regional training trips based on

where we get requests. Yeah, so they can go on the language of dogs.com if they want me to come and train the dogs when we get them a bunch in a certain area we go. Okay, great. That's great. That's how we do. So you will. Yeah, if it's required.

Yeah. All right. Well, give me another question. Uh, we got one for Dan. Oh, sure. A drinking question. He doesn't drink it. Yeah, all right, well give me another question. Uh, we got one for Dan. Oh, a drinking question. Oh boy. He doesn't drink it's a drink. Yeah, but I want a Dan how often did you use to drink? What made you stop and how are you able to stop a drink? Seven nights a week as Dan the guy with Fucking a half a year of sobriety. Yeah, but I don't ask Rob Kelly with 27 fucking years. You're out of so variety. Yeah, but you've been out of it for so long. What the fuck does that mean? I don't drink I don't smoke butts. I quit sugar. I don't use alcohol. I don't Take this one. When did you stop smoking cigarettes? Two years ago? So good. I got two free cartons when that happened

Oh, no, I gave away a hundred and fifty dollars worth of cigarettes that day And I got actually two actually 400. Yeah, cuz you gave some to Deroza. Yeah, I gave Deroza Deroza quit smoking and drinking did he quit drinking when You know he's quit drinking like nine times, but he has he hasn't drank in I think six weeks now. Oh good good for him Yeah, that's great. I was just drinking here's the thing is I was I Didn't have a limit so I would have that was my problem. I would have two I would always I'm I'm a little OCD so everything has to be even yeah So I would have a beer and then I'd be like well, I'll have another one So it's two and then I'd have two beers and I'd be a little loose and I'd be like well

Do a shot in a beer and then that's four and the next thing you know I'm at 12 drinks in a night And then I'm up till 4 a.m. eating fucking shitty Chinese food and then wait, you know. So I drank six to seven nights a week and I used a book called The Easy Way to Quit Drinking with Alan Carr, which I think is for smoking. It was exceptional for drinking too. It was, if you don't want to drink,

AA is such a phenomenal thing, but some people AA isnA. isn't for. And I figured I just needed a quick drinking. I didn't need to quit all my stuff. Like I still smoke pot, but yeah, easy way to quit drinking by Alan Carr. Does he have one for every substance? I used to do a joke. I was doing jokes and up a mic smell. But I mean, I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'm scared.

What are you guys saying? I mean, I think what was the question again? How are you able to quit drinking and... Why? I'm scared. What were you guys saying? I mean, I think what was the question again? How were you able to quit drinking and... Why? Basically, let me see. How much did you drink? How much did you drink and what made you stop?

What made me stop was I was finally not a waiter and I was a comedian and nothing scared me more than fucking it up with drinking and that's what what happened. I would have eventually... Yeah, but what does that mean? What does that mean? What do you mean, fuck, fucking it up with drinking. And that's what what happened. I would have eventually- Yeah, but what does that mean? What does that mean? What do you mean fucking it up is very general. Well, why- I would have, what made you realize, okay.

What made you realize that drinking is a problem? That sometimes I was getting great opportunities for jobs, like hosting stuff online or other stuff where I could make good money. And I was really fucking hungover. And I was showing up and I wasn good money and I was really fucking hung over and I was showing up And I wasn't funny and I was disconnected my timing was off And I was like I gotta get fucking serious about this if I'm gonna be able so it was because it was monetary and Creatively was also I have a huge fear of becoming my father my father was an alcoholic who never pursued anything and died

And he died of he died of well he got hepatitis C and then it turned into cirrhosis, but he, he, I know, I didn't say it was cause, he's just dead. Yeah, he's dead. But he died cause, but he did. We just wanted to remind you of that. I was, I wanted to remind you that your dad, listen, I didn't think of that when we were talking about dads for six years in your life.

I don't come up with fantasy camp ideas like that cause I'm well put together. A fucking bum. So, I mean, it really goes back to your dad's drinking it goes back to my whole family's drink and you don't want to be that my family You will be coming that squandered talent right that's what my family should be the name of your first CD Yeah, well yeah, it will be no don't run I just didn't want to be a piece of shit everybody right now listening like I wish the black people would come back Turn to the therapy one way this this really turned into a fucking white guy podcast. So where's your dad? Help the dogs I've noticed that sweaters are better in the fall

That's why Keith is the best best. He will fucking just make people mad and hate each other No, but Keith. We're so nice to each other right now. We just wanted to fucking I know you know what we We don't really anything left. He really wore us out. He really did He really got the out there for an old man. He puts you through the ringer and he already he did like four shows today It is stupid show. He said the arti Fuqua. Oh, he goes yes stink He goes what he he goes how many right now tell me how many jokes to name one joke this motherfucker did and nobody in the crowd He goes what when he pick up a pocket book. Ah, what's in the pocket book? Then he kicked the wall with his foot

They kicked the wall with his foot. Ah, I hate it. He's thank God. Keith is the definition of being fueled by hate. He really does think. He runs on diesel. I think that the deeper rooted, it's not really about your career, as it is about failing or becoming somebody

that you won't be able to control what the fuck you do. You know what it was? Honestly, I had this like real big moment. I had this like real big mom it was in I remember exactly when it was in January Right, I saw this homeless dude and I was like I bet there was a point where he was like I should probably slow down Drink and and then he just fucking kept going shit just kept getting worse and worse and now it's dude sleeping on the street Drinking's a fucking rough one man. man. Drinking is a rough one. It would drinkin' because drinking is violent. It's, you can toxic, you can wake up

in not even know what the fuck you've been. And it's just a poison. Yeah. It's just a socially acceptable, taxable poison. Yeah, I remember this. And then, you know. All right, did you have books for everything? I was just curious.

Just smokein' and drinkin'. Do you have did you have books for everything? I was just curious Just smoking and drinking Not hookers and blow no damn Someone else well, I mean you could just apply it. Yeah, it's the same shit It really is when I read that but it was good no more one more hooker. Yeah, there is it It's a chain of hookers. I was gonna read that book too, but I just It's a chain of hookers. I was gonna read that book too, but I just Smoking you do with wool power. Well, I didn't do I use my fucking brain I said if if some fucking fat chick some fat Catholic chick can give up chocolate for a month because of some weird religion Yeah, I can give up cigarettes for my to have a baby. Yeah, and and the better my life

You know, yeah, it just sucks that my my other Addiction took over which was food and I gained 80 pounds and now I'm fucking I'm you know Working on that. It's the last one. It's the last addiction. That's a hard one This is what I feel is gonna happen that I've quit them all and I'm doing good with all of them I mean, you know I had a day day to day, one day at a time, but I feel like one day something's gonna snap, and it's all gonna fucking, it's all, I'm gonna be smoking fucking,

house of cars, just drinking. There's 113 pounds smoking cigarette, yeah, it's dude. Drinking fucking wild Irish rolls on the curb in front of Benz. I'm like, dude, I'm not gonna lie. Bobby is so much fun. Yeah. I came off the rails and it was worth it. Now what's another question?

We got name of questions to fam before we wrap the show. Yeah. And I woke up in Bangor, Maine with two he-sheets sucking us off. I was doing a ketamine off a switchblade, smoking a marble and filtered. It's the closest to the river felt Bobby There's another drink in one or we can get away from that. I mean yeah get away from well. What is it? I'll tell you we just had a whole

Qualification what is it? Did you believe drinking can help stand-ups develop their voice at times? No That is such a bunch of horseshit. That's someone that's, that's someone that's your wits about you. You know, you need to be sharp. Look, man, I don't, I don't, look, there's certain guys that drink

and they're funny as fuck. I'm not, it's just who you are. The only way, the only thing that develops your, your stand up is getting on stage. I don't give a shit if you do heroin. I mean, fucking Mitch Hedberg was doing heroin. I mean, he was still, it wasn't that it was getting on stage that made him him, it wasn't a heroin. He could stop doing heroin. I mean, he was still, it wasn't that it was getting on stage that made him him.

It wasn't a heroin. He could stop doing heroin and still be funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? That was my point with it like moving up to the mood, having a baby for me or getting married for me. I became funnier because I had to be more honest. But I get like I was worried about that when I quit. I was like, oh, fuck.

Why was it? Did it, did it relax you right before you went on? Yeah. Now, you know what made me feel like I The the pressure was gone cuz I was like I'm just having four is it took me to fucking cigarettes Relaxed me before shows every before a show right after I got off Yeah, I would smoke and and I all of a sudden I was for the first six months Maybe eight months a year of not smoking I was a fucking mess

I Maybe eight months a year of not smoking, I was a fucking mess. I fucking hated every club, I hated every middle or an opener. It was that stress, the anxiety that I wasn't releasing with cigarettes anymore, I was just sitting there, waiting to go on and all the fear and anxiety of everything just built, and I finally had to overcome the fact with funny, like there was one day where I went, Bob, you're funny. You can do over an hour and kill after anybody.

You're okay. You don't have to look at a watch. You don't have to have somebody give you a light. You can just go and be funny after any cock sucker in front of you, any club, any crowd. That's it. Yeah.

And then I finally, my shoulders went down, like, okay, I don't need a cigarette or whatever the fuck it is to take away the anxiety before a show because there's no anxiety. You know, I get the opposite of that. Like, I'll drink a few beers, or I was drinking whiskey for a bit, and I was like, if I'm a little buzzed right before I get on stage, I'm like fuck like that. Yeah, I'm talking about when I'm a headliner, middleing I understand. But, no, I'm kidding, go ahead, Justin.

No, I'm just saying, it's like. You're cold, why are you holding your tits? I'm not. I'm just doing my back hurt. Uh, cause, like, we're not, I like to be sharp and have my wits about me as much as possible. So, like, these clubs down here, it's like, people gonna shout out, it's gonna be,

it's fucking, Well, that's what kind of fucking is. It's rough house, you know what I'm saying? So, it's like, you know, we're not, we're not like a little buzz or a little slower, it's like, I'm just. It's gonna be it's fucking well. That's what kind of fuck miss rough house You know what I'm saying so it's like you know when I'm like a little buzz or a little slower It's like I'm just not as on top it. That's how I'm self-conscious about that right before I quit drinking That's how I felt I would have a couple beers and I'd be like shit and it feels like you swam a little too far out The ocean that's and you're like perfect perfect I can't get back to shore and I'm fucked and then words would get away. It started

Yeah, yeah, but cigarettes get, because cigarettes are nice, because you can walk right out whatever building you're performing in, and then you're just like outside and you're free, and I miss that still. I miss it. I'm at four months. Look at him scratching face down on nervousness. I used to always walk on stage.

I'd smoke in the green room, and I'd walk. I'd take a hall before I go on, and I'd walk out, blow the smoke out. on and I walk out blow the smoke out with the nose down and the undertaker and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, W.F. Fucking why do you keep closing it? I don't know I know it goes back to behind it. So good I don't even like wrestling. I just like to document watch Clash of Champions You told me not to hang on guys and watch you guys with your side conversation, all right? We're talking about yeah, but you're not in a fucking elevator on a show and we're getting a question We're waiting for you to get you know, yeah, but you can wait and fucking stir you that's true And I'm sorry

Stereo you that's true and I'm sorry And I've done my own pie charts a Big sliver of our listening population enjoys professional. I think it's a classy your glass It's why my macho man works so well on this show. It's all research Bobby. Give me a minute of it Maybe I love that they're doing they do ads in between our show. And cause we don't pay for a huge stream. No, that's great. Cause it's $500 a month. And that was funny, that sounded like change dropping right. And they do ads.

I got you. So anyways, well give me another question. What do you got? How and what? Give me the name though. Promote the guy, the poor person. Sam hot. Not him, not him.

Oh, go ahead, I'm kidding. How, what do you fucking do? You just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm kidding. How? How? How? You just unchain you? What happened? How and why did Toughcrowd impact your relationship with your fellow New York comics? Was it helpful? That one's to me. Yeah, he's talking to Justin. How Justin I felt about watching it. It was actually me.

Don't shrink that down. Keep it up. You fucking jack. Don't fucking breathe in heavy, too, Clarksucker. Just take it and fuck. He needs oxygen for a mael. I don't like his fucking, I'm getting annoyed with me. I'm getting annoyed. He's like, he does like, one of these, okay. These Kelly shoulders roll down

and she just curls up and does it. I don't need this guy flexing his chest and his big ass muscles. Kelly does dog afraid of lightning whenever you yell. Tough crowd. Listen, tough crowd. We were already together. That's what tough crowd was. It didn't do anything for New York comics. That's what tough crowd was. That was all New York comics sitting at a table at the seller, busting balls, fucking around, talking about politics, being serious, being funny, and it kind of came out of that. So we were already that before.

So it didn't really, we were every night, two, four, five, nine shows a night. Every day we were all middleers trying to be headliners. Colin was the only headliner and he'd take us everywhere and we were just hanging out every night. So, you know, it was already there. We didn't, it really didn't do anything. But it did, it did bond us, boss, Keith, me, Norton Patrice.

You know, it bonded us more. I mean, I bonded really close with Colin then. And he came, my mentor, my friend, you know, I mean, he's the Godfather of my child. So, fucking, you know, is it at all similar? What? Now, the table. No. Now, it means the Godfather of my child. So fucking, you know, I- Is it at all similar? What? Now, the table, is it? No.

Now it's fucking over, dude. We're all on the road, we're all out of, you know, it's not the same, but when we get together, like you see Keith walking, you get, all you have to do is get one of, two of us together, some's going down. Someone's catching a, someone's catching a fountain. I will say as a young comic, it is fun to Yeah. To when you ascend those stairs in the olive tree and you go right and you look at the table and you see fucking Bobby with his back to the wall

and Keith in that corner seat and you're like, mother fucker. You know it's coming. Yeah, you just fucking get your shoulders ready. Yeah. You're gonna take it. And it's always, you see skinny Norton. Well, Norton doesn't really smash me as much as you.

Oh, he will. Yeah. Well, if he's there and you're getting one, he'll fucking jump in just just the flex his muscles. Yeah, just to rehearse. Collin will, Collin will get you. Yeah, you guys are still, you guys, and you guys turn it on us like me list.

Oh, look, look at the party. We went to the, even a couple, like a couple years ago, went to Schumer's party, all of us. Oh, yeah. Well, that was the one of the fun. We would just smash in each other on the beach of the fun. We would just smash each other on the beach and the water we would smash each other. We're all in the water just making fun of each other.

Amy Schumer's mom's house. She had the best party ever. Just a fucking awesome party. That was the night, Derosa was ordering shoes off of eBay. These expensive shoes that were really cheap on eBay. And Schumer went in and bought them Under the she went and made her max bit. I found out what his max bid was It was like a hundred. I told her to put hers at 105

So and brrr at the last second and it just went to her and she won some where's the biches and we went out and he We came to all you do are also going fuck motherfucker He someone got it mother fuck and oh new soapist and she's just sitting there with her new boots on her phone She was I can't wait to get these in the he's like really Mother fun is the ever What do you got another what's it one more question any good ones? Bobby were you Bobby were you ever close to Greg Duraldo and what was he really like a fucking interesting question man Jesus Christ I would like to know that I

Work friendly. I didn't know Greg. I wasn't still coming up. All right. You want to know something that I've never told anybody You're you're gay People know that they listen to this show. They know I'm fucking on the cusp all the time. Trust me. He once told a lady to lick his pussy in the minute's butt. Yes. Yeah. While she was licking my butt. He suddenly said, I told her to eat that pussy. Eat that pussy. Eat that pussy. She literally stopped and gave me a dirty look. Like the heat of passion. And the heat of passion like like you meant it like that's a listen We know your gay, so we know you're gonna go along with my story

He did you done that too? Yeah, I'm not the only one that said it was when the passion and the head of passion you looking Bobby, let me tell you some I've looked my own ass in the heat of passion Would you do a real or a need of passion? I in the heat of passion. Bash, Bash. Hey, what'd you do with real or native Bash? I am, me and Jerald don't know each other, but we never really clicked. Don't eat up here. Sorry.

Who brought candy? Just candy. I told you you're not supposed to eat up in the fucking studio. You know that. I just brought candy. Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat up here. You know that already. Why would you bring candy up?

I don't know, it's hard. I really bought it for you, but I can't eat it. Those stuff you have documents. I know, but I forgot. I thought you said you wanted Snickers and Eminem. No, no, no, no, no, you said you was alright, Spider. What? Last time you said you wanted the Halloween Snickers.

No, no, no, no. I said I wanted all the time, but I can't have it. Yes, go, but you're way, you're way. That's right, I want to cigarette, I want booze, I want to bottle a Jamison and a packet and a packet came a lights for me next time You want to try and do a good thing and I fucked up All right, you know what you did you gave me a snickers that I'm taking home and I don't want to take this Anyways listen settle down, Danld. I'm just looking over you Bobby listen, and I think scopo

Listen to Gerardo his um Scopo which by the way thank you for this Listen, Durral though his We didn't we got along but we never He was he was always he would always we never clicked he clicked with like Sharad A bunch of guys we never were friend friends. We were friendly. I really liked your although He liked me. We were on the same click But we never hung out he would come to the table and he was always kind of like hey Bob. How are you man? How you doing Bob? I'm gonna say your name a little too much. I remember one day I said dude

Can you ever be real with me and he went yeah? I'm doing I'm uncomfortable around people all the time I'm just I do that because I'm fucking insecure and I was like oh okay And then he kind of stopped doing that around. He would come up and just say, hi, because I always liked Jorado a lot. I don't think he liked me at the beginning or I represented something. But then we started to become friends.

I really started to like Jorado. He started to get sober and he came back and he would open up a little bit He was a really good guy. I want to smart guys. I remember seeing him on Tough Crowd And I would always be like, fucking wow this guy is just a hard working funny comic. That's it and And then I remember before he died I really we started becoming friendlier. Yeah, you know his wife was cool I remember he had kids and I was like,

wow, this guy's really doing it. And then when he died, I remember, he was in the program. So there's a bond that you have with anybody. Even if you're not friends, as soon as you go into the program, you have a responsibility to that person, like that responsibility to me.

And I remember that, and I would call them and anything you need, and if you ever want me or need me, call me, he didn't really reach out because he didn't need me or he had other people at the time, but we became closer towards the end. And then when he passed away, I remember calling him was going up to see him. He wasn't passed away, he was in the And I, the information wasn't out yet. Yeah. I was going up to

talk to him and tell him, if you need me, you know, if you need anything, I'm here. Even though you don't, I'm not, and I went up with Colin, we took the train up, but, you know, he was, I don't think I should have been there. Let's put it that way. Okay. I don't, I don't think I should have went up to the's put it that way. I don't I don't think I should have went up to the room I should have I wasn't that close with him or his fam They let me up and and that was great But it was really they were letting Colin up. Yeah, and I was with Colin I don't think I should have been there. It really I always felt bad about that like you know like I

With Patrice fuck yeah, yeah, well that's reason one of your best friends At that moment I was with Colin. And I felt guilty. I felt guilty about being in the room and seeing him plugged up into the machines. And I thought he was awake. I thought he was, I didn't know he was as bad as he was. Okay.

You know what I mean? I didn't know that. I thought we were gonna go up and say, hey, if you need, and then when I found out that he was, you know, as bad as what I felt really sad and I felt really guilty, like I shouldn't be here and I felt bad for was is you know that that is what i felt really sad and i feel really guilty like i shouldn't be here and i felt bad for the you know the family like i i i don't know i was weird that we know it does because of course it was uncomfortable

is that you felt that i'm not only that but it shows you that you're good dude in your honest with yourself because i've noticed as a young comedian being in new york and watching some of these guys die like patrice and drawldo and all these these great comedians that you'll go up to pass away There's some people that try to take the attention for themselves Yeah, and though, you know they put Facebook. It was different comedians Younger should your comedians that I knew for a fact we're not friends with Gerardo or Patrice and be like

I just remember when Gerardo one time I came off stage and he said you're doing it And it's like no, he didn. You're just using this for people's sympathy that should be directed towards his family. Yeah, I look, man, I saw all that shit too with people. But you know what, I didn't give a fuck. I knew that I lost. Well, you lost your real friend. Well, I lost a friend and I also,

and I lost somebody who's part of my group. Yeah. Who Jorado was part of my, I was part of that with him. Was it? I mean, so was part of that with him. Was it? The man who was sad. It was really sad. And it was sad because he was, he was such a, you know, great comic. Yeah, unbelievable.

You know? Was it more fun before you guys were all headlining when you were just hanging out at the table doing all that or now, when everyone's dispersed, gone their own separate way, older? Look, man, was it more fun when we were all single? Telling jokes, fucking smoking, drinking coffee, whatever we were banging broads,

and getting fucking our ass licked by a fucking Amtrak train doing 100? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, it was way fucking awesome back then. Yeah, every fucking night was we were risking herpes or aides or something. I mean, we would hang out all of us

till the next day. I can't tell you how many times me and Burr would be get back to the apartment and Burr would be chirping. Well, Patrice would give me a ride home and it's just fucking the sun's coming up for we'd just still be down in the village Yappin in front of the cellar. I mean it was the best. It was fucking great. We're all good looking. We're all young. We're all fucking Everything that moved I mean I do die it look I love these guys that talk about getting pussy now

We just dude. I'm gonna walk it off stage. Some chick just being in the hallway. Just walk out, you're so funny. I just stopped making out with her. Just fucking leave. It's made out with her like, we were fucking, I remember the stories from, you'd see Keith and Voss come down

and they'd have some story of fucking banging some chicks and some cars in front of Stand Up New York. They just took chicks out of it, they fucked chicks and some cars in front of stand-up New York. They just took chicks out of it and fucked them in a car in front of the club. It's like crazy shit. I really do like Bobby's retelling of it's like the beginning of Kingpin where Munson walks in and grabs these pizza and then bulls the strike and kisses the girl that now it's like he's coming in with his rubber hands. I got a call over him. Burn your mouth on the pizza. I did it, kid. I'm dairy.

This is like the best I'm gonna upset. But, but I think that's the best part of comedy. I'll tell you right now that like this weekend when I went on stage in Albany, first of all, I really gonna plug this club. Comedy works in Albany. It's great. If you're a comic, go to that club,

try to get booked there. Albany fans, you were fucking amazing. It's great. If you're a comic, go to that club, try to get booked there. Albany fans, you were fucking amazing. They're great. Thank you for showing up again in Albany. You guys made the weekend great. The tickets were a little expensive, I know. You know, that's how you know. Bobby's baby knee milk.

What? Bobby's baby knee milk now. What'd you say? Said your baby needs milk now. Yeah. Fucking, why'd you say? Said your baby needs milk now. Fucking, I just say it like will. Why you? No, but that club's fucking great. I mean, for me, there was 30 people. Listen to that, who gives a fuck? The club is great. The club was awesome. It's a great club. You're very lucky to have that club in Albany. So I appreciate you guys coming out and a lot of they would tell me

But they went and saw you a couple weeks before It was great. So you guys are supporting the The guys on the show the people the comics on the show is happy the fans of this podcast and I'm They're just the fucking best. I was just in Kirkland, Washington Mm-hmm, and it was just great to get after a show someone walk, hey, do you have a big YKWD fan? Yeah. I know, like I just fucking, this is great. But they bring people too. Yeah.

They're really good crowd. They get your joke. I gotta get a, do you have any more of those Marvel posters? We're getting them. Cause I need to get one signed for this fan of our Kyle, yeah, who I told him drunk, this is a drunk soda. Yeah. I told him last year, I'm like, dude, I'll send you a shirt. Can you address and then in this year's like, hey, dude, remember that shirt?

I'm like fuck and I'm like, I'll get you something. Yeah, we'll get him some now that I'm not drinking We're doing the big live show coming up. Yeah, November 6th. That's gonna be great. Go where is that? It's listen, it's it's half sold out right now. So you better get your fucking tickets right now November 6th right now. So you better get your fucking tickets. Right now. November 6th, village underground comedy seller at the village underground. Go to the comedy seller.com. You'll see the first ad that pops up from New York comedy festival. Click that. You'll see it. And then I'll click to the right. You'll see it. I'll go to my website and you can buy tickets. Robert Kelly live.com. We are doing a live podcast of the YKWD with me, Soda, Scopo, Fistuka, special guests, Bailey J. Jim Norton. We're going to do a little stand up in the front. We're all

going to sit down and do one of these live in front of a studio on it. Tickets are selling. Get your tickets now. Buy them. It's really great. It's unbelievable to get out of work and you can come right to the fucking live. You know what to 730 the show starts right after that. Same night, same place, the riot cash live show, which is just a standup show, straight standup show, Jim Florentine, Rich Voss, Bonnie McFarlane, Mandy Stat Miller, me, Dan Natterman, and Colin Quinn is headlining that.

He's the guest, special guest on that show, and more. Okay, so make sure you get your tickets to that. It's right after it. So you can buy tickets to both. We're going to do a party upstairs. Glory hole is going to be doing their live podcast and between shows upstairs in the lounge. There's a lounge, a bar. It's fucking going gonna be a blast.

Get your tickets now. I'm excited just to hang out for the riot cast show after ours. Did we die? So anyways, what were we talking about? Albany was great. Albany's great, fucking great. I mean, you know what you need to do?

I mean, now you do the parlor in Seattle. I'm gonna adjust for laughs this week. Yeah, Paula's great, love that club. I was gonna say Which one laughs spot laughs in Kirkland is great. I'll fucking go there. It's E Seattle Well, the Paula hasn't used me. They used me once it was great. Did you got to go and they used me again? And then it was it's hard to get booked there. It's like E Seattle. It's like a suburb of Eastern Seattle It's fucking EC Adel, it's like a suburb of Eastern Seattle. It's fucking, oh my God, great. Like, you know what's funny is,

this was the first time since I stopped drinking. He's trying to ask you questions. I'm not gonna go. I'm sorry, but I was saying this was the first weekend I've done at a club where I have drank headlining and then been back not drinking and it was so much better. And it was just so much fucking fun.

Yeah, you were aware of the, oh my God, I had a great time. Do you ever done the road together? No, we need to, though. We should. Yeah. You may another question. Any stories of living with Bill Burr

in your tiny New York apartment? Yeah, I got a shit lot of them. I mean, I used to come back with furniture off the God of the garbage. He was so mad. You show up with a couch. What the fuck I mean, I used to come back with furniture of the God of the garbage. He was so mad. You showed with a couch. What the fuck is that, dude? It's a couch.

Dude, that's what I mean. I mean, one of the time, yeah, I mean, I used to pull my pants off all the time. That's the fucking, yeah. It was just, we had a lot, we used to, we were very competitive. We used to roll a hockey on cement. Just fight each other, like push each other down

We were very it was like brothers hang it live with him. It was fucking crazy to Boston He is yeah, too fucking Bostonians are right living together But the second thing that made me laugh was when he was on this podcast and he said That thing where he would do you teaching yourself guitar to this day. I can't something maybe to this day I can't stop thinking maybe. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D ghosts. Hee-h-h-h. Hee-h-h-h. Hee-h-h-h. Hee-h-h-h. See, that's the thing. It's like, when you have friends, like when your friends are someone that long, like no matter what happens to Nate,

I'll always be able to make for the fact that he has ambiance comedy, that it sounds like waves breaking when he's on stage, because he's like, hey, do y'all wanna get sleepy? No matter what happens to Nate when he wins a furry Emmy. Yeah, for you. You don't hear any laughter. Yeah. It's just him talking. Oh, I've watched Nate bomb spectacularly. He goes down more graceful. His bombs are the funniest things

that I've ever seen. He's the first one to throw it into fifth up. He's the, my fault. Is it my fault? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know that good. But that's a friendship. That's a friendship that like, it's just awesome when you know that old school shit, when you guys were clearly just two shit heads,

living in a tiny apartment doing comedy. I tell you, I remember I was last week, when I left the cellar on Tuesday. I was a Tuesday, Tuesday. Yeah, on Tuesday, I was, my apartment was gone. Yeah. I closed on my apartment last week, last Friday. I think it was last Friday, the Friday before. I remember I was going home.

So I closed the Friday before last Tuesday. I was leaving with Lenny Marcus to take our walk up the street to get on the subway to go home together. I forgot I wasn't going home. We were walking, I'm like, dude, I don't fucking live there. Like, I didn't know. I had to take the train home. I didn't know how to get home.

You had to take Metro North? I had to take Metro North, because I had to drop me off in the city. He had to take me up on the sixth train, take me to Grand Central, like I was some fucking Russian 400 change. Yeah, I got to the, where do I got the save on the porpoor? Looking for porpoor. I felt like a, like a lost kid. Yeah.

I was on the train, I was all quiet and nervous just looking up every five seconds for my stop because I didn't want to miss it. It was nuts. Were you bummed? No. You were? No dude, I fucking, no. He's happy as shit.

He's gone onto the quiet, that I talked to, he's gone onto the quiet, to I fucking know he's happy shit He's going on to the quiet today. I talked if he's going on for the quiet to the kid He's I made it here tonight in 25 minutes really 25 minutes parked right down the street 25 minutes it took me 25 minutes no it took me 25 minutes to take the train To take the train here. Wait, you took from my old house in Midtown. Wait, but you got you some drove in from Westchester where I'm living now, renting the house. Yeah. 25 minutes.

That's it. That's pretty fucking impressive. That's fucking nuts. What the hell I would do. And I go home and I woke up this morning. I'm in the office. I'm on the computer Promoting the shows on November 6th at the

Avila, John the ground. Can you get tickets though? You can call me cello.com I'm looking out a fucking her to deer running through the cemetery across the street from my house I heard a train rumbling above my apartment and I jumped in the shower before one of my two roommates could grab that sweet warm water time Wow I'm gonna have? Becky Owen takes a long time to wash that back hair. Oh, yeah. It doesn't have back hair.

Don't you talk about his... He's gotta penetrate that fucking head hair. Or does it pull up in the cold water? Look at me, Coach. I've got it. And when you were telling me what his room looks like. Looks like your retirement center. Oh, the shits got a burgundy blanket.

Picture a Jesus. Oh my God. Does he ever do the podcast? Yeah, he's on the two episodes ago. Oh my god And a and a good fellow's poster of course Jesus. He's Italian. He's the most Italian I'm surprised he really has exus spaghetti sauce Yeah, he has good fellow post-eaters room like a fucking 18 year old kid and a friend of Godfather And a godfather to frame Jesus. He's other than frame Jesus. He's got frame Jesus These are who I look up to

My idols. Yeah, these guys. We tell how many people are in the chat room. I think it's a No one trying to anyone trying to What's it cyber? Seven three anyone one sex. I don't know if you can tell how many people say anybody saying it talking any horrible shit That we should read that anybody Talked to shit really good fans man the fans of that it's cool. There was a couple of douchey ones. What were they saying? Oh Let me find this one for Justin. Oh great. Oh, you asked you asked for it with I give a fuck Justin since Patrice is gone. Can you help me with my bitch? That's that's not really even bad. I don't know what I mean Since Patrice is gone

Because of because of the black fillup show and he met because Justin trains dogs can he see it's a it's a play on words I mean I get the swing okay, I just said what else anything else No, that was the only douche you want that wasn't even like that lost weight you do in your face You know what you're looking more and more closer to that picture on the blanket, which is your most flattering picture in the room You're a fucking dead But it's did you I've been noticing I think it's gonna be good you up there eating your berries and your fucking woodland Yeah, a little trail mix. I think it gonna be great. You're not gonna have some delicious pizza.

What's that? Someone's calling you up, Abbi. Yeah, good. You're lying 25 minutes unless you live in Yonkers, New Rochelle or Takahoe, you're lying. Yeah, that's what you do. When you live in Westchester, you lie about how long it takes to get here.

My girlfriend lives in Westchester. My girlfriend. Yeah, I'm fucking lying. Yeah, it takes around 40 minutes to get here. But that's what you do when you're living Westchester. You cut 10, 15 minutes off. So the people that still live here are like, why the fuck are not living that's what they did to me to get me the fuck out there.

So go fuck yourself. You, what's his name? Sigelordrini. Sigelordrini, the Westchester fucking traitor. Yeah, that's what his name is. Actually, the Westchester fucking trader. That's what is the Rabbit actually a fucking rat. Let me tell you the whole truth Dan rub your baby hair on them You're a little here rat sigger reenie. You know what sigger reenie? Truth be told this whole podcast is built on lies Siggur Bobby's going downstairs for a beer. My dad is alive and very loving and I don't know shit about dogs and Justin

Alive and very loving and I don't know shit about dogs and Justin It's a cigarette what are you gonna say about that? It takes a room that's will I left I'll be honest let's I left Here's how you judge it yeah, okay? I left my house at 730 we're time one park 731 Okay, scuffle. What time did I text you? What time did you text me? You call I wait? What time did you text me? I'll look right now 805 maybe 805 35 minutes 35 minutes again. You don't live door to fucking door. That's 34 minutes 34 minutes I'm 30 801 4 minutes Four minutes

Did he answer right on the one what time was the podcast All right, listen listen the fact is fuck him. Yes guys Sigourini what is Sigourini? Hey, deep throat Sigourini get it right These these guys I'm the Fucking crazy. I'm sick of it already. I'm sick of it. Yeah, yeah, you're sick already laying cuz you can't you can't Keep you know you know you come from Philly your off of a cell phone off here

I know what I'm gonna say about everything you your mad cuz the Eagles can't fucking why hey Clouds yeah clouds you're jumping up the sky right we'll be right back with the arti-lang show right after this with the angry black guy for Christy All right listen, huh we're gonna wrap this fucking thing up. Um I plug the thing. We're gonna plug it to relax I'm not gonna let you out of this room without plugging a show this show is about you Oh, I did this show for you Thank you. Oh, oh, the boy probably brought you but Keith. I'll tell you very bold. It just rampage I'll tell you why here's a deal. Okay. I'm leaving tomorrow They're doing the show without me. Okay for two weeks. I'm not gonna be here But I knew that you wanted to be on a show show. Yeah, we don't know how funny that show is gonna be here, but I knew that you wanted to be on a show show. We don't know how funny that show is gonna be.

If I'm not here, we don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. Well, it's anything like today. I will be swinging and missing you. So let's hope I do. So I know Keith was around and Will was around. I knew it was gonna be a great show. We videotape didn't. We're gonna put this up on YouTube.

I fucked up at the middle at the beginning. I'll be honest. Let's go up a really fucked up because he's in charge of it. I fucked up at the middle at the beginning. I'll be honest, scope or really fucked up because he's in charge of it. I fucked up, yeah. But we're supposed to hit the sound on every, we have all these shots. We're supposed to have sound playing. We didn't for the first 10 minutes.

But the audio was perfect. So we're good with that. I hope I go downstairs. Yeah. So you get my sandwich to go. And Wilson Vince is sitting at a booth alone. Yeah, through on his computer. What's he gonna be doing? Yeah,iting a movie, another movie he wrote.

It's another short film. Drinking tea, drinking tea and rice. That's all he does. To know that he shot out here early. To eat tea and rice. Because he's left. What we made him read a fucking Hulu. I mean, that was...

Which is one of the funniest things I've ever heard of my life. I, yeah. All right, here we go, guys. Let's wrap this up. Um, Justin, what do you got? Funny for Fido, a lot of fun. things I've ever heard of my life. I. Yeah. All right. Here we go, guys. Let's wrap this up. Justin, what do you got? Funny for Fido, a lot of fun.

Bobby's on it. Rachel Feinstein, Feinstein, Feinstein. We all love and know. We, we, I don't know who she is, but fantastic Jim Gaffigan, Dante Nero. It's going to be Tuesday, 730. Catwalk. Who's closing? Dante's going to close. Really? Well, you don't like to close. I don't. I know you don't. You like to go. You know why I don't like to close? a year old it's gonna be Tuesday 7 30 cal was closed uh... don't is going to close really you don't like to close i don't i know you like to go you know why i don't like to order right now yeah

it's Rachel gym you yeah don't have to follow gaffigan yeah what should be Rachel me gaffigan no don't know why because the energy's are it goes up up up up up up up up up what are you a fucking club owner yeah dot i i because i watch how you do on that show i want to i'm like that's is the energy is around it goes up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up know that we build up up up up up up with energy. Okay, so if you wanna benefit, no more gravely, man.

Yeah, I got it. It's more like Larry got it. It's not gonna already lie. Yeah, well, he did, right? I had Justin on my show, you know, he talked about dog pussy for the fucking hour and a half, Jesus. I speak dog. Yeah, I know what you do.

So if you wanna, I mean, as you're question, have you used those lips to fuck a sucka con? They're fucking, you know, offering? Listen, here we go. Food, funny for Fido. You're almost in the name. The name.

The name. The name for Fido. The number 12, you can get tickets on Funny for Fido. There's only a little left. There's only a little left. Those things sell a quick. We've got about 75 left.

Jesus. It's a lot. No, I'm kidding. Go quick. Funny for phyto.org, and you know what, if you're into the cause, you're into comics you do it, you can still donate. All the money goes through the rescue animals, everything's online on our website. So please check that out. And me personally, if you want to follow it's at IAM Justin Silver, is my Twitter, and then follow him. And if you've got any dog problems, you've got any issues.

Oh, tweet me. Please tweet him and you get him He's look he's fucking great with dogs. I've seen him do it I've seen him do his stuff and I've heard stories about this motherfucker and I believe me I don't want to fucking believe that a gorgeous clock sucking asshole like him has any skills I want him to fail. I want him to rely only on his beauty, have that dwindle. Go away, get a widow's peak. Maybe miss a tooth or get a scarred face on a subway train. And then it's over, but it's not because he's fucking good with dogs. So even scarred, no tooth, fucking receding hairline Justin will still be great at something. So if you have dog problems, check them out, make sure you follow

them on Twitter. So do what do you got? God staring at Justin November 6th Village underground live. You know what dude podcast Come and get some and then you got to kill it Hypothetically, let's say you live in Indiana. Yeah, you're like I can't make it. Yeah, well good news Bloomington, Indiana. I'm gonna be at the comedy attic November 7th through the ninth. Nice. So go get tickets there at Dan Soder on Twitter. And that's it. That's great. Dan Soder.com. Make sure you make Dan Soder.com great website and scope of what do you get? What do I got? Besides a fucking big ass. Besides a huge ass. Yes. I will also be at the November 6th. Yes. The village underground and I don't know get me on Twitter at Chris

Scopo. Yeah, follow Chris. He's a sweet guy. Yeah, and he's a fucking killer on the show. Oh, yeah, I'm a monster. You're a nice guy I got out him. I wouldn't be able to do this. I got a question for Joe. I have my dog as a problem. Well work this out on The I gotta go home on my kid. Okay. All right. You had a fucking whole show to wipe that out as key Fucking set him on fire. Yeah, what you do get a picture of his father get a picture of his mother Then beat him while it looks at it. Listen shut the fuck I gotta go okay. I gotta I'm gonna I'm gonna St. John's tomorrow Yeah, St. John's Canada new Finland new Finland new Finland, okay, so I got shit to do I love you Alright, so shut the fuck up, and let me get, Bob. All right, so shut the fuck up and let me get this out All right, listen, what do you got? What do you want to ask him ask him?

And we'll go back on the show when you come back on you'll see if you help them good No, my daughter avatine grayhound. She grouse When you tap which you have something in her mouth you can't take it away from her. Oh, you got teacher exchanges Like drop it. You got teacher exchanges like drop You got teacher exchanges just to know what to drop it. Will you help him? Yeah, all right He'll help him and then you'll come back and let us know if he helped you or he was a failure This doesn't work you have to put the dog down you got to bring it in my house my going out the fucking Queens What do you live?

You've been a baller for a year and a. Yeah, I'm all like a bologna. I'm like a bologna. It's not like, you've been a bologna for a year and a half, okay? I remember all Justin. I remember all Justin was a bologna. I've been living in his apartment for 10 years. Just a fucking buy fucking e, he used to buy clothes off of eBay, okay? It's still dope. Okay.

We didn't get the rose to learn to do that. I know, he wouldn't fucking hook anybody else up with it. He kept it like, my friend teaches me, we'll go get some. That was my friend Justin's. My friend Justin. That was the Justin my friend Justin that's him. Yeah, are you serious?

Yeah, what a my friend Justin my friend Justin Yeah, he's not Egyptian. No, no wait, real hand. Real he did a genealogy test. No, what is he? No, Larry. What is he? Uh, damn it.

No, Rachel told us. Rachel who? Rachel. I don't know. Oh, is that Rachel? Yeah Rachel said that Joe had the genealogy test and he called her and he said I found out what I am I hope it's all the bad. That's all the bad ones. What is it apparently? He's on Middle Eastern. He is Saudi or I don't know got it

He'd be the one that you'd fucking you'd let by though Got it. I love he be the one that you'd fucking you'd let by though You know he does not look like when you let by you shave down So I'm gonna shave him down I told Rachel I call it accurately when I opened for three years ago. Yes, Sultan body That's why you wanted those shoes I'm glad I'm glad Amy took the shoes Cuz he would have a bomb nice hot bomb in those so nice e-bay shoes He's got do do a southern tour

I do southern tour to keep you dance for me You are a lady Someone nice for me He's an animal Bobby, someone asked the fuck marry kill Derosa, Burr and Patrice I mean Derosa kill Fuck married kill Yeah

Yeah, I killed Derosa Fuck who? the rose a kill well fuck married kill yeah yeah killed the rose uh... fuck who burr and patrice i'd fuck patrice and marry bill ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's just gentler, sexier, dirtier. Bill would be like, they're just fucking, come on, Bill, let's fucking go. Let's get it over there, socks are on, Bill. I want Bill, he didn't even give me a good house. You know what I mean? We set for life with him.

Bill looks like you're fixing it. I'm financially I'm rolling the dice with Patrice. He might just blow it all one day, but I know it would be a great lay. Yeah, I'm definitely murdered, Derosa. How? How would I want? How would you murder Derosa?

Oh shit, I would have to, I would literally, we, I don't fuck up. You don't answer his phone when he wants to call you on Sunday morning, you think he has AIDS and just let him dive in anxiety attack. Yeah, that's a good one. That's the best way to get jail. But all right, so listen, make sure I'm actually doing

the Dark Comedy Festival in Toronto. It's coming up next week. Check that out. I'm gonna be in Just for Lapse all this week. What are you doing there, buddy? Get your website up so we can. So check out the Dark Comedy Festival in Toronto. It's on my website, robbercantlylive.com.

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