Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Doo Doo Cow

Episode Date: February 26, 2018

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Ray dude that would be crazy to say you come off the rails. I'm off the rails I'm gonna get thin again by drinking Drug chic drug chic. Yeah, I think my spot if I was ever gonna do drugs it would be pot Okay, can you not call it pot like a pop? Why are you like a cop? You got any fucking'm a pot. You're like a cop. You got any gramps. You got any fucking pot on you. I'm not a cop. I am not a cop.

Smash his arm with a tindo. Not you, not you and not you. Not you. Lewis, what are you doing? What can I help you with? I'm not getting this. My nose is ready. It's thick ass hips just keep bumping up into me.

That's a fucking big chubby Puerto Rican nose. He's not. Are you, you're in shape or you in shape? Sort of in of in shape. I'm back on keto in two days and a week Keto You are bring a disservice back to the keto Lewis you are puff your snake. You got a clean shave. You're all shaved about the head. Oh, yeah Look at you Right this week one ox membership Look at how smooth you are! I always shave it up, dog. What do you get? This is an equal-knock's membership. You get a date tonight?

No. I go, I steam every day, I shave. I steam today. It means suck guys off. I suck guys off, Bobby. Do you have ever got a guy come up to you in this team room? Every time, almost every time. That's how much I love steaming.

Homo's every time. Homo's every time. Well, I have to fight. I got to beat him off with a stick. They closed me up. They beat him off with my dick. They wanted crunch data, closed the steam room room down because it was just guys suck and suck in each other Oh, man, I got a steam room every day and it's just me nobody bothers me. Yeah, I actually leave

Oh Where the glasses in the steam room should be I don't know that'd be funny if your glasses are all steamed up I read that I bring they do a little printouts of the Times Digest and, does it get all wet and good? Yeah, that's okay, but that's for the Mexicans to clean up. All right. What are you gonna get in all wet?

Good to see you, Gabby, it's been a while. Oh yeah! Yeah! Gabby is a hot smug chef. Just women get wet. You like the Gabby's hot? Gabby's a fucking hotty. What are you kidding me?

He's gone bitch. All right. You were just really taken from nice to shitty. I love that you just jerked back and forth. You go, oh no, she's a classic beauty. You can tell the way her bone structure is. Better pussy gets nice and white. You're like, you're like,

you're gonna throw a nag in at the end. I think she's hot. She's white. What are you talking about? Oh. Is that your top, top billing for you? A nice porcelain doll? No, she said something about a nag. I'm your mom's show.

I just did two nag jokescelain doll. No, he said something about a neck To neck jokes in a row. Yeah, um welcome Lewis J. Gomez Joe list Dan soda back on the show the regulars. We have a couple a few people we've a new intro when it's just the regular Oh, they may be awesome. That's great. You guys make special intro us. Yeah, say some funny shit Funny shit. All right cool. That's how the You guys make special interests. Yeah, say some funny shit funny shit. I cool That's how the host does you motherfuckin sometimes we're gonna change people's lives here on the white heated we depart. No You never know. Yeah, but sometimes you do don't play both sides of the content That's what the host posted down my name is Joe to Rosen. I'm in the intro for no reason. Oh, I was on the show before it became this show My name is Joe DeRose and I'm in the intro for no reason. Oh, I was on the show before it became the show.

Ha, ha. Was that for a good? Joe's in town tonight. I know. I know. I know why we should have had him on the show. Oh, yeah. I know.

Yes, we will get a 45 minute phone call about that. What? Dick, it's Bobby mad at me. Yeah, my Joe DeRose is the same as my Bobby. And you billbers is the same one. Yeah, it's all the same bill. Burr also in dead. Yeah, go ahead.

There it is. Joe Derosa. Dead. Do Bob Kelly. Yeah. Yeah, Joe's one of the, I mean, Joe is the reg. Yeah. I mean, is he, he's the rich.

Can you be a rich? Can you be a rich? Can you be a reg? Yeah, Joe. I think he's in a rich. He's in a rich. Out of a rich. You guys the wreck callin and Joe are the aridges Colin is the aridge no were the regs they're the facts. Yeah Yeah, take that original

We're gonna be where extra crispy yeah, if you're keeping a score at home Lewis is at three n words one fag We are five minutes into the show. Yeah He's describing the show he did last night Woo boy, he can have a colloquine God bless him died the fucked up Dude, his job bless this all he's up there didn't don't say that he didn't die. He died. Yeah, you didn't know that then that he came back Then he died you didn't know that then he came back When I Wendell's zombie would be hilarious. I'm gonna fucking eat your brains We're not talking about his career. Okay, burning broms

The first time it started but then Lewis did a couple of He just steps on people kicking my walley wallet down, this guy's almost dead. You're gonna fucking make fun of my life. His loses on Adderall, but he's not kicking it. No, I'm not. How you working? No, I'm not. Why are you working?

I have my different medication. What do you want now? Coke. No, doggy. None of your business. Clownipin? Are you on a Clownipin? What are you on, my doctor?

I want to know. Yeah, well, your friends, we want to know. What are you on, Clownipin? No. Clownipin, by the way, knocks you the fuck out. Yeah, you're the loser. Clownipin, if Lewis was rocking like this on Clownipin, I'd be like, you are a monster. A lot of it by the way knocks you the fuck out. Yeah, you can take a little bit of a lens. If Lewis was rocking like this on Clonipin, I'd be like, you are a monster.

Ah, what are you taking? What do you got? None of your beeswax. Come on, tell me. You used to take a beeswax. The new brain pill? Yeah, yeah. Oh, they have that, the limit list?

I have it. All right. It's a brain pill. Clearly not using it. Double high five. Boom. Ah, they burned it. How come I do get a kick in my while he's in? He's almost dead. I heard one of the side effects is it makes you gain a ton of weight. I

Come on do you get a kick in my while his end is almost I heard one of the side effects is it makes you gain a ton of weight Thanks Mike yeah, there's a brain pill Dr. Steve talked about it. There's a brain pill Not they all brain pills no there's an actual pill you need a stomach pill I don't know why you go for the brain one. You did that joke. You fucking pack. Yeah, you said it. God, can you go back to stand up for a month just to get your ship back together? Listen, nothing. All right. Cool. I'm still doing that. Is that too real? Yeah, there's a brain pill called, um, what's called new alpha brain? No. Alpha brain, bro. You're going to drop those website. Fuck those beta brains. Not a, it's not a vitamin. It's an actual pill. It's not a vitamin. On alpha brain You don't need to do math. You just break the pencil. You just go pencils are for fags

Snack one plus one and two one plus one equals snack actual Gicks go and pussy I'm an alpha genius alpha genius. I do my thinking by push ups Two in the pink one in the stink. That's the only mouth. I do alpha. I'm an alpha algebra Two in the pussy one in the state We are having a lot of fun here. Yeah, Bobby's I know what he's doing. He's actually looking for a real fact right now Gabby's just checking her social media. I just I have such a I have such fucking why are you singing that I have such fucking I can't when it's like when someone's driving I get fucked up when somebody's on the

computer and they're typing in the wrong things I want to fucking smash the keyboard. Yeah, you almost killed Kelly for stucco multiple times Fuck I forget the name of it all right, well, Dr. Steve or take the brain Type in brain drug. I mean that does nothing on Google drugs You guys will type in brain drugs, but all drugs are related to the brain. No, yeah, I mean Smart the 15 tops of it's a fucking 15 things right? Oh man, you really are like if a gorilla could talk What courts, so he talks to huggers Yeah Yeah down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down Croutine no, it's not free extreme. Is it hyperzine is it all the preposal? Is it meffold but little light is it riddle in riddle in no, it's not riddle in is it Your true. What's the one you're on right now? What's the one you're taking your fucking business?

What's it called none of your beeswax? What's it called? I see what you did What is it called? What is it called Dexadrin Dexadrin dude this kid I got there's gonna ask me three times I just wanted to get it out of them. That was good call But they're also Dexadrin is what my buddy and college used to take and it's like it's basically Adderall right It's like a lower version without the speediness. Yes, I Thank God, you know, I I agree with you talking you there was a couple times. I was like I got to go Yeah, I was gonna I was fucking anxious There was one time where I was trying to spill my heart out to Lewis

At the stand and he was so Adder all up that he just didn't pay attention and I was like that just hurts I was teed in on my own life at that moment But then you're just on your phone and I was like hey Lewis and you like look to me And I was like yeah kind of a tough time going through this breakup and you go. Yeah, he's went back Well, I guess I'll just well You know, I'm fucking thinking in a higher level. You're talking some bitch you've been dating for six months. 10 it was time who cares I said you did get your friends reaching out for help You're in a ten month relationship. Yes, that's not enough for me to care. What do you do care as a friend?

It has to be you have to be like this if you're real fucking love right. I say I don't know why you could judge that not in 10 months Certainly felt real any Schumer's married less than six months get out of town. Yeah, yeah That's a long season the guy less than six months. Yeah, and your best friend Dave just got engaged less than a year No, they were you're in half. All right a year Yeah, a year dickhead you're under two years fucking dickhead dickhead dickhead. Don't they were a year and a half. All right, a year. Yeah, a year. Dick had you're under two years. Fucking dickhead dickhead. Dickhead. Don't be dickhead. You guys gonna kiss now? No, we're gonna fight. Like we always do. How long you in Kimberton? Uh, it'll be a year and a. Do you love her? Yeah. Well, there you go. Is that real love?

I broke up with Kim and I was bitching about it. Yeah, you should call me a faggot Oh really bitching about the score for 10. Yeah, bitching about really going ham having a kind of having a tough time goes It's break up. Oh my god. You whiny faggot even now. I'm replaying it on my head right now And you're going back to your phone I love Lewis is literally one of five guys. You can still say faggot. I like the Lewis Nobody says I like the Lewis pants himself into a corner where he's got his own rules. He's gonna have to live by now. If a breakup happens under two years, I'm like, I don't care. I'm suicidal. I'm like, you're a pussy.

You don't get you don't get the fuck about breaking up a girl. So you move on quick. No, what I do is I remind myself that time heals and that I give this throw. This new drug is the worst drug ever. You're the throw pool? What did you get a silky terrier? He goes, I know that behind every cloud the sun still shot I hate that. I hate positive loot. If I have one foot in tomorrow and one foot, yes,

I'm pissing all over today, maggots. What the fuck? When I look down to the stand, there was only one set of complaints. I thought I realized Jesus was being a bitch and riding on my back. What the fuck? When I look down to the stand there was only one set of complaints. I thought I realized Jesus was being a bitch and riding on my back. I'll tell you what's it a dude carry me because I'm not a fake. Hey, with your poster. With the Chubby guy go.

Hey, but he know. Oh, great. I thought he was a ghost. I'm gonna find Oliver in the hallway strangles. Yay! Yeah. Why did you like him? Asked he comes upstairs.

He just came to have fun with the kitchen staff. Who was that man? We told him there's no much While we were there was next door he ate his way through the door That is clear that he's not here. I know you how do we how do we not see him leave? And why is that? And there's a backpack there. This could be like a marathon It'll be the best thing ever survivor. That's why no So I want to introduce couch, what's your name? Shimon.

Shimon. Remember, we talked about this at the beginning? Shimon. Yes. Your name's Shimon. Yes. Orthodox Jew. Okay.

Oh, wow. And who's the Arab Mola? I'm Stephen. Stephen what? Mitchell. Oh, next to you. Stephen Mitchell. Stephen. Hello. He's the linebackers coach for the Florida

Gare's just gonna say assistant off its line coach. Oh, yeah, so linebackers is more I was gonna say the water boy. Okay. That's fun too. I was gonna say did you see the chubby guy leave? No, I just knock out. Well, maybe Zen ninja. I love it. I love if something we said offend. I didn't want to hear that live. The three ends in the one the two the two F's. He goes, I like, I don't like Lewis's view on love. I've been in something for a year and it's true love. You got bummed out when B left. What? He was true love. Right? And they were together for three years. I don't know. He might talk for

himself. I'm standing up. Because he's hurt. All right, you're his assistant. I'm trying a kid, right? And they were together for three years. I don't know, can you fucking talk for himself? I'm standing up for it, because he's hurt. All right, yours is assistant. I'm trying to talk to my friend about his relationship. Can I get you anything? Oh no. And what the fuck? He's a fair boss. Lewis isn't fucking the serious CEO Mo.

He's got, he's got inside the acting studio. Yeah, he's an actor today. He's not a comedian. Me and Bobby and Rob Sprance and Ralph Sutton had a business meeting on the phone yesterday. So hilarious like meeting of the fucking minds that it just turns into like a pissing contest between me and Rob Sprance.

Sick of it. No, it's not. Yes it was. What are you talking about? Is that emerging? Is there a merge? No, no, no, don't talk about the merge. I listen.

There's no details. I listen, no details. but here's the deal. Time merge is all wounds. Yeah, it's true. I've heard that. When Lewis, Lewis, Lewis, when Lewis talks shit, he has this fucking, it's like a motor that just goes and it's fuck it, you have to jump in and say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean?

And we were talking about these things and there's just certain things you have to lay down at a new relationship. All right, what about this? What about that? What about this? Yeah, yeah, of course, of course, of course. That's pretty much the way it should go. Of course, of course, of course, absolutely. Yes, of course, but you have to say it because if you don't say it and then something happens, it's like, well, you guys didn't say anything. Well, I thought you were just assumed it. So it was just that. So Rob said something and Lewis was like, why would we do that to you? Why would you?

And it was like, no, Lewis. And I was like, Rob, I was the only way that would happen is if we are thieves. But we've been, we've been robbed. Right, I understand that. We've been robbed. Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob,. Oh, you guys come in and you guys redo somebody's house Then we steal all the shit out. Yeah You raped a teenage daughter and the bedroom and then you come in and do your show where you put in a security

So good you're the one who stole all the shit because you're Puerto Rican. Yeah, you've been Louis Yeah, and then we have a Joe Lisb version of it. Yeah, you've been listed Yeah, and then we have a Joe Lisb version of it. Yeah, you've been listed. Yeah, you sell your house All her piece. Yeah, what about mine? You're not in it. Yeah, you're on billions. Sorry. You have a gig season three starts March 20 Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. Yeah, such a fan of the show never watch it. Wow. That's your loss No, I just don't have time to watch TV shows like that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you got fucking all this stuff going on. You're locked in. You locked in.

Oh, thank God. Where did you go? You really spooked us. He fell off a wall and it'd be people that did the Gather Boy of the Kingsman. I mean, you almost had it. God damn it, you almost had it. I was cheering for you.

I'm not going to lie when I first heard it. I was like, all right, Lewis. Give him the bandana. That was a nice hot one. Oh, I mean, that was a fucking tongue twister and I had a flat tire. That wasn't about that. That was a flat tire. That was a flat tire. It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't a flat tire.

What? That was a flat tire. Oh, you, you panicking. I am king. Yeah, Rob, yesterday it was just, I mean, I don't think he was a dick thing at all. What was the phone call though? He beat Raluis the way you have to know this about you. When you start talking, it's scary.

It's scary. It's fucking scary. Look, generally it is. Your brain is fucking working. It's like on Adderall, whatever the fuck it is. You're fucking going to do this the way. What we want to do is we represent the dignity. You go on like it and and when you're like,

you're listening and all of a sudden it's 10 minutes goes by and you're like, I gotta say something. I said something yesterday, busting your balls about it, trying to fucking... Diffuse. Diffuse, thank you. Can you get a cyst? And you're like, this is what we're gonna do, but we're gonna do.

You don't even need that drug, you can have Joe let's just sit next to you. And you can just tell you all the things that you want to say that would be smart, yeah. So the brain drug. Yeah. But yeah, but if I did that, it would be Joe list is definitely cheaper than the brain. Oh shit. I think I just shit my past. Oh, that's okay. No, I didn't. I didn't. It's another one. Another one. I'm trying to help. That's all right. You have those. Thanks, Joe. Thanks, Joe. Thanks, Joe. That's good for you Joe I feel like your seats gonna be all slippery one wet Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Bobie Oh there you go what was that right there?

Oh that's a great sweatshirt. That's a great punch right there. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks.

Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. Bobie doesn't fit in his socks. I Joe's on fire D sweatshirt super comfortable Shirts this true shirt. I need a true shirt and a skanks hoodie Hey, you think it's you just walk up to me and say It hasn't worked in the past. I'm hoping it works now. It's not wrong with you. What it was? I mean, it's just we get a fucking fucking go to the website. He's a friend. Jimmy an email. I'm making a come to your house. I just say yeah. I got you buddy. Yeah, March pump. He get everything.

I want a two-game. I'm gonna fucking attack him like that. I'm gonna attack him. Yeah, he did. He blew he blew his exploit. You know what? What do you think I talked to me? I just I'm Lewis explaining so just say dude I got you pal. Sorry. I'm sorry. It's all right. Thank you Lewis. The fuck dude Um, the truth should have really been the you know what dude section also go to the Shacken you have a real podcast cuz I want a Puerto Rican rattlesnake shirt. Yeah, I want on the side Right there Mike on the right all the way to the right I dropped down as well. Yeah, look at that. Go mite, am I gonna go mite? I want the fucking, someone stole my YKWD hoodie

and my skank shuddy. The person's gonna go down and play the glory. All right, the suspect is an XXL. I was the last one, I'm sorry. I want a red go mite, sure. Oh yeah, can you get it in red? Can we do a wish list? Yeah, let's put together a wish list. Yes, yeah, I want to go mite. I want a Tim Dylan one, I want a red go mind sure. Oh yeah, can you get it in red? Can we do a wish list? Yeah, let's put together wish list.

Yes. Yeah, I want to go mind. I want a Tim Dylan one. I want a Tuesday. I want to go mind hoodie, but I want the go mind on the back. I want a John Bon Jovi t-shirt. Why do you keep saying John Bon Jovi? I'm saying John Bon Jovi move.

No, you're not. It's a reference to something and Gabby is walking up. On Jovi move. Gabby wants to kill you right now. And I want to find out what the reference is. Why? You're not having heavy? to something and daddy is walking up on jovy mood. Gabby wants to kill you right now and I want to find out what the reference is. Why, she's getting hot and heavy. I don't know. Sometimes that's what happens when girls get horny.

They get all angry. What do you call him? What do you call him? You call him? You call him? I like Dexatron Lewis more than I would. I think I'm trying to get the fat one. I don't know what you're on.

I thought that's what it was. You seemed a little pudgy. Oh shit. Did you hit that? Yeah. Are you shitting your pants? That was something. You stopped shitting your pants? Do you need something? That was a little fuck for a big man.

You're a podcast make t-shirt. I think I put my pants here. Like legit, like when I put my pants at your house? Now, did you shoot your pants at my house? Oh, yeah, four hundred. Lynn! When I was dog sitting, I told you the story probably 10 times. Happy poopy. Is that when you fucked a middle-aged pants at my house? Oh yeah, four hundred. When I was dog sitting, I told you the story probably ten times. Happy poopy.

Is that when you fucked a middle-aged woman at my house? She was a middle-aged woman, she was my ex-girlfriend. How old was she? She was, I believe, at the time, 24 years old. I thought I was middle-aged. No. It's middle-aged. Yeah, wasn't it?

Oh, I thought, didn't you fucking hold lady at my house? No. Where'd you fuck the old lady? I don't know. Didn't you have sex with you? You know that I was shower. He fucks somebody in your shower. Yeah, what you fucking my shower? The older one. Yeah, you fucked an old lady in my shower. Who's gonna lie to you? Yeah, how old? She was she was no she was like 35 35 my wife is an hour eight. What? This is where I was 25

Girl go get it, girl. Thanks, girlfriend. Yeah. Sorry. Throw a shade. I had a guy offered a blow mean key west. Hey, how much? Yeah, free, free of charge.

He offered Sarri, he said, hey, if Sarri, if you don't feel like blowing Joe tonight, which I like the idea that she's blows me every night, he said, I'm happy to do it. His name is Pony. Is this Pony? Yeah. How did you turn that down? Yeah, he's happy to do it. His name is Pony. Is this Pony? How did you turn that down? He's a good looking guy.

He's like a hot guy. Handsome guy was... What is he an native? What do you mean? From there? In Indian. From there. For I want to take your snake,

go into my mouth cave. And pull the spear, it's deeper into my stomach. For I want to live off your essence. As soon as you said native, I got so excited because I knew it was coming. Yeah, he's like a Key West guy. Really? Yeah.

Those people are sexy men too. Really? Like wow, sexy. He was kind of like distinguished gray, like kind of white hair, older. They call those silver foxes. He was a silver fox, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, like Rich, like richi-semboros sexy Stop with the bond joe

What I want to know what this is? I'm making my mind references Yeah, I was listening I think it's now one That's all sucks Every song that sucks the one that sucks the most is who says you can't go home How about this one? She's a little runaway That's great. That's really about you. Great song. My favorite one is never say goodbye

All right, you know what I want never say goodbye. Here's one my daughter works on WD Yeah, is that not that piece of shit? Is that that you're you know what what oh? I get it what really what no shit I got pulled because of his shirt right? No, I don't know why did you shirt? It was on Joven you had to kill but it's his shirt Why? Yes, stupid fuck it's a book call me stupid fuck again. I'm gonna throw fucking

That doesn't get full, but yes, stupid fuck it's a book call me stupid fuck again I'm gonna throw fucking yeah, so what can you do? You do it. It's show let's down seven beers what we're still recording so we can either Full and try to go back up live or I'll put it different journal. I see the different shirt What is it gotta be a shirt because one of the fucking assholes these why get us off alive just record fucking live Taking live out Cuz you know cuz he's silly but you can do you can start streaming Why can't it be done? Guess this will not be done the network these fucking assholes watch it just to fucking if you say the N word They'll fucking report it and they fucking turn they can't report it for

Wait really yes, what what I say the N word weekly on where you a scared nobody watches that I know a hundred thousand million people shut up up kidding Hey, man, I'm alive Taking each day Leach and a scared will be live in Los Angeles the last week of March I'm still on that right doggy feeling like a Monday But someday I'm inside a day What recording everything nothing stopped recording, but we're not live. Yeah, cuz you said the N word. That's not true That's not true. You can't it was because you said mean things about blue apron I you know what I bet it was I bet you my rendition of it's my life was so accurate

Yes, they were like do that copy written music has happened to me Bound the word them popped it up this happened to me on the bonfire when we sang crash test dummies It was too good and they pulled it for copyright infringement. We're going down in a blaze Like Lord I never drew first but I drew first blood of a young Just singing Down just singing down doing this I know the deep tracks bro. They don't set a deep track. It was a fucking major film. That's a huge hit

But they think of the young guns to soundtrack. I do I'm a blue diamond phillips The chick was naked on the horse and I was in the summer camp we saw it and I was like are you fucking get to the top of our ass crack yeah yeah got a little bone a little Christian later right at the end of his and that right at the when he jumped the shut now he's back I don't remember that part he is back in mr. Robock second was not as good love that show now the second one's better young guys too what are you doing doggy why are you taking picture of me when you fucked up going on you fucked up like don't you? I like that Lewis still fights through the pills to be Lewis.

I don't know you fucked up. Are you recording me? I love you. Are you watching a thing to fucking throw some shit? I love it. I love it. I love it. That's what I used to call you.

Can you please stop? All right, well, I just wanted to let you know I can go deeper. I don't think so. I don't think that's a be-sup. I don't even know that song. I had to go into my phone multiple times to figure out bondjoby references I listen to a bodjoby constantly I can love him. I wish we had some sort of connect love them to the band listen to it all the time it

Bond family one of my my max's favorite song That's a bad bondjoby is it's my life for you all I identify as with the music You know what else he identifies with? Santa. DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM Do do cow shirt So good the Joe immediately went that point to turn right down the ground you can do to cow Do Do do cow Do cow Chinese dish are we back on you back on life and Have you Can we go I'm sorry I came down so hard on your singing that's okay. I just I loved it. I think I'm doing a good job really I mean I don't think you are but I'm sorry I came down. I think you you saw I think I like it. I like it a lot

Hey, Patty There is no that's what I used to call you To breath that's that's bond you know song.y, don't you? That's song. Deetre. Yeah, I thought you guys knew the fucking biggest movie of all time, but whoo! That's one of the biggest movies of all time. That's one of our favorite young guns.

Yes, the young guns two soundtrack. Also, right? Yes, Santa Fe, you listening to Santa Fe? Or is that just me? I thought it was just a type of taco. Is what? Wow. When have you ever had a Santa Fe taco?

You already have it. Idiot. All right. Take that. I could I give it to you ever had a Santa Fe taco you already have a idiot all right Those go since the fucking taco taco. Oh you more. I said a fake taco belt idiot Kisses and you guys on the Patrice benefit tonight. No, no, no, I did it last year I don't believe in the cause Will you fragile Patrice at all and I was friendly enough with him. Yeah, I went to his house once you did Where for Thanksgiving? There you was Thanksgiving one of the barbecue somebody a lot of food a lot of food Thanks, give us Thanksgiving. It sounds like you're lying because you're repeating

Thanksgiving. It sounds like you're lying because you're repeating. There's a lot of food. There's a lot of people there. A lot of Dave Schmelze there, Chris Rockers there. Catchers, he had speakers at one point. There's food, there's some black people, there's other black people. Yeah, yeah. He was mean to a couple people, but nice to another couple other people. Lewis doesn't care for the term black people. He has a he's he just shortens it. Yeah, significantly to get us kicked off online stuff. They're not really people. Oh, jeez. Chris. Hey, are you finding Santa Fe tangos? Friends?

No, I wasn't friends with them at all. A lot of things so far. Yeah, at all. You didn't know them at all. I just spent two barbecues at the Paula's house with him. But we never had each other's. No. One of my favorite, Patrice knew who Joe was

because one of my favorite things ever were Joe Norman and Sam Marillo and I were walking in the cellar before we all passed there. And we walk in and Patrice is walking out and he and Patrice goes, Hey, Patrice, hey, Patrice, he goes, Hey, Joe. And then just a second later goes, I don't want to meet your goofy friends. I was just walking by. It was a little interesting, though.

And say I can't believe it was five years. Five years? Really? Five years, you think about it to five years. 2011, I heard shit. My son might have been reincarnated as Patrice. Is that what you're going to hope? How cool. Putting them in for Doras.

You are putting them in for Doras. Yeah. Crazy to think. It'd be 38. He didn't wear for Doras, you dumb dumb. What did he wear? He wore like Jewish hats, like the acidic Jews hats. They're called Yamakas.

I don't think I have a somewhere. No, not that one. Yeah. Like, yeah, one of his hat, couple of them with those the big black ones Cowboys that was his head He had to speak black thing Where gorilla that yeah, he had those yeah That's not what he wore at all absolutely. No, I have one you fuck it

I know it's right over there, and it's not that dude. You're the same hat that the guards outside of that's not that's not a acidic Jew hat Is that actually one of his hats? Yeah, there he is right there. There's Patrice That's not a has that is that a Patrice so Neil worn hat That's a big head fuck. They didn't size eight good. That was his hat that was given to me hat. He's got a big head fuck. Okay, then size eight. Good. That was his hat that was given to me. Um, he was just hat, uh, uh, his mom and, um, Vaughn gave all his friends a hat. That's awesome. That's not a acidic. You had to. That's a joke. That's one of his now. That's like a black poop hat. But everybody, everybody who got a hat was like, dude, I got the one that he wore in his special. It's like, now you don't. Yeah't yeah, you guys all did that guys all the kept

Yeah, you guys all said the one we go. I got this one where he got yeah, oh, that's really cool He never wore that hat. He was just sad. No, he went to a hat store about 15 of them But this is matrizes spray some of his cologne on it. There you go Wait, so it's a bit wait. No, it's been seven years It's been seven years seven Seven years. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, that makes more sense. What a shitty friend you are. Yeah, he's just gonna say he died in 2011 or 2012.

He did accept the first years. It only felt like five years ago. Well, it's weird because then Keith had a stroke, which was fucking off. And then Colin just had a heart attack. Yeah. I know, everyone was praying for a boss, right? It's gonna be so funny that,

yeah, it's gonna be funny if he's the only one that may, boss makes it. Oh, boss, they're all gone. Yeah, all of them. I lose a cup of paint. They're all gone. I lose feet. Norton gets aides finally. Dude, if you have fucking war, if you have war vet legs where there's a little stubby. I gotta roll in. You guys hate me because you're gonna pick me up. Oh shit, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Bob. Oh God, I can't wait for born on the fourth of July. You see, it just let me die, dude. I go, I go, Bobby Kelly got new legs. Bob, you got new legs.

Metal. There's just Voss a fit of, still got abs. Yeah, I hope it's still be Jack for any 70. He is pretty fun. Oh, call coming in. How cool to be from Spatrice. Oh, like white noise with my whole palm Oh Call coming in how cool to be from his Patrice. Oh Like white noise with my

Bobby shut up nigger this podcast. I just got taken on Nobody call from the other side Who was it the devil don't say that Gabby. Sorry. I like the devil is this I I still have his number. I want to call it the trees. Yeah hell yeah, I want to call Patrice's number Yeah, let's see what would happen here it is you ready. I don't think much is gonna happen What what if something does happen like what someone picks it up and goes hello. I'm at work Hi like what someone picks it up and goes hello I'm at work hi hey Patriss the number you dialed is not a working number because he's dead they take it that's I bet you really wish your friend was alive don't you the number you dialed

he's still dead Bobby what's going to happen for sure he's gonna pick up what if somebody hits it and they look hello? Do you have a voicemail? Who's this and they went? Who's this? That was like Patrice and he went And then he was like get better at improv Yes, you need not a rip I Know what yeah, I can't mean yeah He didn't even know how to rip it. This is going nowhere. I, uh, which is what Kevin Meany benefit, you know? What? Yeah, Kevin Meany.

Yeah. Will you friends with him? Let's friends with him. Yeah. Friendly. Well, do one. Just, you, your friends with him, do it. Well, it's just, uh,

I mean, I have not friends with him anymore. I don't, do I have anybody that I'm really close with that died? Not even alive, really. Like, that's a good one. Uh, Do you not laugh at anything that's mean to you and you just fucking snore you and I I'm really bad at taking a hit. I like that this new drugs making Lewis very passive. You really think Saddle like it. He's all

he's all he's all he's a emo Lewis now he goes. Yeah. Why would I when everyone just takes dumps on me. He really fun. It's hard for a cloud, it's hard for a cloud to cry all the time because that's how cloud's do his cry. I'm always raining. You're like the incredible whole. I'm always getting shit on. Uh huh. How do you let Dan run out of steam?

I don't like it. You let me punch out. You wrote it out me. I don't like Lewis's new tech. I'm gonna go like this. I'm going like Give up like Rocky and Let's just come and raise you out until you fucking read He's losing now he's getting angry. He's getting real ass

Go there. Oh, he's there. He's back. He's back. I think we lost another one I'd say he's more stomach. It probably was the Jew hat thing that pissed him off Oh, that guy's the first the docs. Did he legit now he's in the bathroom more like worth a dice? Got it Yeah, save it, but I guess it's seven years, but how long is the this is the fifth annual or is the sixth annual? Yeah, I think it's the sixth annual last year is the fifth annual Okay, six and a couple years to run out of money and they'd fire up benefit. Yeah

Are you on it at tonight? I am yeah, you lost on it I took a couple years off because I just felt like other people there's other people that were friends with Patrice that wanted to do it that were friends with Patrice that wanted to do it. All right. Here's the line. Let's go. Let's go. Let's see. Brandon Burns, Bill Burp, his good friend, Sam J. Peake

Corioli, Sam J. Jessica Kiersey. She's a comic writer on, she's very funny. No. Siphah Sounds, Rich Voss, Jim Norton, Jessica Kiersey. Rich hosts every year. So we saw it every year. Norton's on it every year. Colin would have been on it.

Maybe he can call in. Bill Burr puts it on with Maureen. Pretty good. That was fucking solid. That was pretty solid. Maybe he can call in. Colin. Colin.

I got it. I don't think it is. I got it the first fucking. Colin. That's MJ. Oh, yeah, I met her the other night walking on the street. Are you sure? I swear to God. She walked up to me. Do you think all black people are the same? No. Do you think that's for trees? No. Mike is losing his shit over there. Mike, what was that? Mike? What? We have to do the read. Oh, shit. Mike, you

let us flow. He was given Gabby bedroom eyes. No, Mike, thank you, Mike. Mike's a good producer. He's got to fuck get you in. Where'd you go? You go take a peepee? All right. They have sort of like an I'll be there for you to have an energy between them.

I'll be there for you. These five words I swear to you. When you breathe, I want to be there for you. I'll be you when you breathe I want to be the air for you I look genuinely thought you guys were to do the theme song for friends. I apologize. DeepDiscount.com. LittleSkittles all about this. Don't be I love.

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Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com. Oh, shit. So there was a mass shooting again. Oh, c'mon, Bob, we're trying to have fun. Wait, did that go to the vlog? No, it was a vlog. Come be in an asshole. Do you know that you can go on Florida at 18 and buy a handgun or an assault rifle?

I know that you can do that Arizona. There's nothing Arizona you can walk into a gun show and just fucking walk out of the gun at 18 Yeah, you just walk in my dumb right my roommate went in to a gun show in Arizona and legitimately It's by the way this is in my this is not happening story which comes out today. I tomorrow on YouTube But he walked in oh you still did the show I rocked an Ari shirt I actually talked to Ari about it about doing the show weird Is it weird because I told Ari I wanted to bail and he asked me not to cuz it fuck over the crew I didn't pretty much I asked I actually told me to bail and I did yeah, that's impossible because I know he didn't tell people to But he didn't tell people the bail but everyone that was real friend bailed. I bailed you bailed

I bailed also big J's not his friend either. I also bailed here's him big J did it this He had them pull it. I swear to God. He didn't have them. I swear to God big J have them I have the lineup and when it's coming out his episodes coming out in two weeks dude I'm telling you right now. Look it up. We talked about all the time. Yeah, I'm pulling He had a pull it. It was a whole thing. Are you getting? Why did Ari tell me to do it then? I don't know I filmed it in an Ari Shafir shirt. Yeah, you did it. I hate all of it.

It feels like they're mocking Ari in the shirt. Yeah, I go like this. I go boo, I want a black host. It's understandable. I mean, you don't have a lot going on in your career. So you got to take any opportunity. Listen, I'm willing to step on my friends' throats to get to the top.

We know. We know. Oh, really? Bobby? Come fuck yourself. I, yeah, I didn't do it. I couldn't, I didn't want to do it. I called on you. I couldn't do it because I had a, there was a movie thing.

A horror. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I like, I like this new job. I really don't like it. I like it. I fucking hate you. I called on you. I didn't talk to him and you're asking like, I'm a fucking. I really don't like it. I really like it. I fucking hate you. I told you to talk to him and you're asking him like, I'm a fuck.

You're really solidifying the fact that you're a terrible friend. I love this shit. You need to all right. You need me. I hate what? Me? Goddamn right there, dude. Just fucking solidifying that.

Ari said he's over it. If it's been saying. I can't stop looking at Lewis's shirt too. It's fine. I just want to suck your tits, right? I thought you were going to get it. Those are such good titties. I love the nipples.

Those are perfect tits. Perfect tits. I was going to say Lewis, you have perfect tits. I didn't do it, but I couldn't do it. I was going to have to switch it around and it just worked out that I was like, dude, I have this thing I have to do, so it works out for me. So I didn't do it. It is bizarre.

I had something else I had booked that I was gonna be too hard to do. Well I called Aaron, I was like, hey, I don't wanna do this if you're not hosting it. And he's like, I appreciate that. He's like, but like, his Ralphie May bailed, a couple other people bailed. And he was like, would you want me to bail?

And he's like, at this point, you're just fuck over the crew. And he's like, that's why I, that's why the show. Who's the producer though? I think we're off the bat. It was Houston, you though. Yeah, Raffi, I'm an excuse. I'm sorry, I have a question.

Would you say you love Ari? You're welcome. Love him, death. Well, with that, I think you give love a bad name. You give love. I'd say this. Out of all your bond, Joby references, I was the most excited for that one, and the most disappointed.

That one was really great, I thought. I felt bad because I'm not good at mustering up like a fake laugh I was hoping someone else would do it, but it was funny. I mean technically that should be a bomb Dana There was zero response. I have it But he already caught one for the flat tire so yeah, we'll call it even that was like a bomb But a really great but Ari Ari was like yeah, you're gonna we know Eric Abrams executive producer was like you can't fuck over Eric and I don't want you to do that. Well, I talked to Eric. I felt bad.

That's I almost did it because I felt bad for Eric. I like Eric. Yeah, like Eric too. But it was just and he's not the one of our cut you think I took a cook. Yeah. This is Lewis just wants to say cook, but then also realize that he could got a hope Eric Abrams is like a fan of this show and also has to book Lewis on the way. He's not, he's not listening.

His wife's getting fucked right now. He's watching it. Oh my God. That's what a cook does. Yeah. You don't like the guy? I'm kidding. I don't know who he is.

His wife is Irish manager. Oh really? Yeah. Oh, weird. Yeah. Yeah. So I like this part market. Yeah.

Put this out on Instagram. This is the one we're, put this out on Instagram. I was just looking at the show anyway. Don't worry. What also you didn't give up on the show So you were lying to make me feel bad. Oh you believed all of this. Yeah It was just like I didn't really believe it but a part of them really did. Yeah There was a part of it that really believed it. I got to admit my bad friend. I didn't really do it because of that Well, you had something else. Well, I was a giant.

You just admitted it that you would pick another gig over Ari's show. No, not over. Sorry, show. He's still the executive producer. He was not. Yes, he is. It was not.

I was a fucking... I'm getting all sweaty. I feel like my... Take your time. Wait, you take your time. That's it, it might be... What's the drug again? I got a batch of bad medicine.

There we go. I like that one better because he made my contact with you. It was so telegraph and he couldn't get it out. No, he got it out. No, I think it was good. Are you kidding? I like this part. He literally put it up in his chair. It was like, I got a Cardiff with Gabby and that's literally the podcast moved on. I got to a Gabby and that's what it's called. Literally the podcast moved on. I like that. And then he just said bad medicine. I like that.

No, that's bullshit. I think you re-told it wrong. That one was horrible. Dan, it wasn't you know. Motifinal. Motifinal. No, that's not it. Motifinal.

Motifinal, that's what Dr. Steve texted. Ask him the real name. No, Dr. Steve's that we can call him. It's a motifinal. Call Dr. Steve. Motifinal. Call Dr. Steve. Motifinial. Providal. Providial, this is how we can call him. It's a motivational call that you see it. Not a fiddle. Call Dr. C. Not a female. Providial. Providial. That's it.

Providial. We said Providial before. Yeah, we did. And you know, it's a whole. Lewis, not on it. That's why I'm not. Why Providial? If I was on it, then I would have known it. Can I have another brevay latte?

A possible. Oh, Lewis, you bad girl. Huh? A brevay fucking queer. Um, yeah, Providial. It's a brain drug and it makes you smarter. Oh Lewis you bad girl. I'll brev a fucking queer Yeah, Providial it's a brain drug and it makes you smarter and it's better than Adderall because it doesn't make you Like that eat pussy Doing impression of a turkey

Tried to run your neck and you shout Thanksgiving go in the oven Shindles list thanks, Dan No, I don't I was terrible. I was a purposefully bad one So I will say that But I tell you I like the bomb Dana. I like to call it a bomb Dana not the bomb band and like you've been doing for eight years You have done dumb dumb been seven years whatever. You don't even know how long ago your friend died What's going on with the bond jovi? What happened with Bon Jovi? Yeah, why is... I think I just not talked about this?

Why am I peeing to shit? He is the fun game you're the TMZ of comedy. Oh, that's fun though. What a cool title. You're a real ass dude. It's really dope. You're the... Just give your new nickname? Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, we're last dude. You have to the TMZ. Get the TMZ noise so we can do it with the blue asses. Thanks to just give you a new nickname to to to to to to to to to

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Time good time in the sound effect. Yeah great stuff. I didn't want it to Good time in that sound effect. Yeah great great stuff. I didn't want it to My exacting like his dad's a rock song. Let's go. Why is it true? Your dad bond jovy no, yes, he is Her dad his her dad's bond jovy. Not the right one. All right. Get another one. Do know Wow, that's exciting. Dude your dad's not bond jovy. No, he's the keyboardist Okay, we're seeing the band the 80s. Yeah, wow. Is he still in the band? Is this how you knew your mom backstage? How you doing it? Give me the hall of fame. This is how you doing it What do you want me to do it? I don't know big reveal make it come up just why would you why would you why would you let him break you like that?

I mean it wasn't really a brother. It's been a whole- It's better than the way that I want to break her. Oh, what? It's fine. Shit. Oh, my god. Bobby, Salacious, do you know? Better than the way I want to break her. That's a fool.

What a Salacious turn. That is your best impression. That's the fucking cowardly lion. Put him up. Put him up. Put him up put him up holy shit yeah Mike what's up

did the fucking sound effect it's over it's way over I don't even want to do this anymore I don't even want to do this every mz is that it? it's a boom sound effect it doesn't even say TM It's a boom sound effect. That's supposed to be sound. Boom. It doesn't even say TMZ.

It says boom sound effect. Just like TMZ. Just type in TMZ and then go to any clip and then it's sound effect. No, no. Just right there. And I'll just open with whatever watch. There it is.

That's all we need. Now, I saw it. I saw it. Put it on the board. We got it in the future. Yeah, then it goes. Put it on the board. Like go.

Realized dude. Realized dude. Realized dude. Realized dude. Realized dude. Yeah, see, one even worth it. That's just your professional broadcast. Gabby, your dad was in Bon Jovi in the fucking 80s. How crazy is that?

Did he meet your mom? That's why Gabby is so hot. Yeah, he's a real mom baby. Her mom has to be a smoke show. How did your parents meet? Snowlocks are high school. She was a high school. He fucked her when a monster. I love him He what? He was in high school to real rock star

That's a rock star. I'm sitting on those 30s. Oh, he was also in high school Yeah, yeah, I thought he said his keyboard about side of the high school All the girls like funky came out like rats I Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Really your dad that fuck all that shit fuck body getting a Real though he didn't stay long. He fucked a living in John I'm trying to get to the real story So no no no no Bob, skip skip no, no, no, no, no, no, my, could talk about your dad. We're telling all of us in it. Who, no, that's what I'm, Gabby, do not listen, look at me. In the, in the bond, dramatic fucks, I says, I'm gonna make you

like, say something. Look at me. Yeah, you don't want to say, Bobby, Bobby, can you throw yourself, Bobby, stop, I'm not delete this. Bobby, stop, if you're, Bobby, stop, you're gonna come fuck you fuck, you're right, you're right, you're right. You're right, stop, you're right, stop, Bobby. Bobby, you're absolutely, yeah. Take care of Bobby, hold on real quick. Bobby, Bobby, look, look over here. Bobby stop in the car Fuck Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Bobby.

Take care of Bobby. Hold on real quick. Bobby. Bobby look, look over here. Hey, Gabby. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey You fucked it up now we can't get any info no, she's really dumb Dan. Keep on going. Okay So he didn't he didn't stay loyal How many times did he get caught? Did your mom catch her pass? No, you can't pass. I got a pass. Did your mom catch her? I got a pass at what age do Yeah, look at me

Because of that Listen to me, Gabby you can talk about this. It's just called me dumb. She is dumb. I know I'm not dumb Here you are no not look at me. You're fucking them. Here you are. That's true. Yeah Lewis is smarter two things what fucking yeah Lewis is smart He fucks smart No, no, no, we should move to the bed Fucking outside is illegal

We'll move this indoors The more you know how much can you talk about why don't you want to talk about your dad being in my god? I'm so interested in your dad getting puts from sort of dead. Can I interview for a second? I'll tell you I'm the only one here actually was that interview people. I'm the only one who was that interview people. Yeah, idiot. Professional broadcaster on C.W.S.X.M.

interviewing fighters weekly for two years straight. That's true. That's hard to do. That's true. What'd you do for training? I do a lot. It's good, you know. No, that's not what I did.

I actually had a plan. That's the way. Wait, hold on. You want to interview me as a fighter? I will, I, I, so what do you think about this fighter? You know, I'm just real proud to come out of this camp and fill in a lot better. It's a Rikshapira. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know, man.

Who's next for you right now, though? I, whoever they're going to put in the octagon with me, you know, I'm just looking for another fight from Dana. Yeah, I'm just hoping to get out there. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. Now do you see, now you're in the top five now? How does that feel? It feels pretty good? You know me and my team

We've put in a lot of work and you know, we're just ready for that to pay off I'm waiting for this big to pay off Interview Gabby Gabby. Yeah, what did you have like a deal with your dad or he was like? Hey, don't we honor if you do the show don't go on the podcast and talk about me? No, okay? Then why are we not talking to you been pure keyboard how cool with that be You'll never understand me Gabby look at me Gabby look at me listen don't go chase some waterfalls Gabby, look at me, Gabby, look at me. Listen, don't go chase some waterfalls.

That's not what we're doing, Dave. When I don't stay me any song. Are you, are you, did your dad mind that you talk about him? I, he does, he does. Is it about you? She hasn't talked to her dad in 20 years. Yeah, I don't know. She's actually great for her and she has a really good family.

Does Jay, does her brother and her, the mom and the dad, and they're kind of cool. They're not like yeah, they're cool stiff So your mommy dad sold together. No, my step mom does JBJ let your dad solo JBJ Her hair is Okay, well did you just say why is this ass? Okay, well did you just say yeah, I just asked What what Oh, wow Gabby went full go you go cut some of your ass go sure and you like

Tell him that fuck that thing that he did to your father. No kid. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding Kidding She's lying I say when we talk about that. Ah kidding, there's nothing. What? She's lying. Who is the big guy? She's really mad at us.

I swear to God, she's lying. She's a terrible actress. If there's one thing I know about her. She's a great actress. You are really dogging on me today. Yeah, I like it. She's my language. She's called actor now.

Female actor. Oh, that sucks. Gabby is a terrible stewardess. The call of plain cunts. That's how I like you. the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts

the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts the call plane cuts You don't do it. Oh, a half ways there. Can't do it, do it, do it, do it. That's her cabin.

That's a daddy. That's her bed talking. Mike was accidentally great timing. He just got to it. That's not it. Oh. So, but this is actually an interesting thing. Here's the, all right, you're not going to obviously, you don't have to answer any questions you're going to want to.

But I think that's a fucking interesting thing. For you, you think that having a famous rock stars daughter on my show is it? No, she's. Soon to be in the rock and roll hall of fame. She's been here for a year and then we first got to know. Yeah, she's been here for six months. So that's not true love. Six and no,

it's not true. Her dad is like fictional you and she's still. She also, she also, she asked, she asked, she didn't want to talk about it. So I said, okay, fine. She doesn't care. She doesn't care. Look at her, she doesn't. Well, she does.

If it was JBJ, I'm like, I give it. It's been long enough that I could talk about it now. It's been. Do you know what I'm gonna do? Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do. That's fucking hard enough. Well, he did. And your dad is cool. Yeah, my dad doesn't care. That was my right and he's from Jersey. He was in the

How did he know JBJ? I know I know how they met hey correct me from wrong JBJ God a deal a record deal needed a band Can I finish my story? We're talking about Jackson, Jackie Bradley Jr. by the way. John John, John, John Jovi, needed a band. He had a song. He had to got a gig, got a gig at a place. He's in Jersey. He needed a band. James Boyle, John her father, right? They got together. Then they met Richie at another gig, saw them play. He was a nut man. And Tito was there too. Tito was his name. The bad boy from the

Tito. Sorry. I need to teach bad. And then they did a they did a they were on a bus. And then they were like, yo, I know, and he was like, I know you. And they were like, let's go down. This is the worst. And it was like, let's go. It sounds like a little kid is lying to his parents about what happened. And he goes, and then they were on a bus, but the bus wasn't going anywhere. How do they meet? How do they meet?

My dad's best friend is John's cousin. John, oh, you asshole. Look at her. What? John, Mr. Jovie? John's cousin. Mr. Bon Jovie. We call him JBJ. That's

the thing. I'll never do that. I'll never do. On Jovi, but your dad does anybody ever try to get to John through you? Yeah, really? Yeah, really? What? I am. Yeah. I'm sure I talked to your dad about his sweet Cassio skills. Yeah. Well, we have him on the phone, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Hello, we have him on the phone, right? Yeah, he's here. Yeah. Let's see. Hello, sir. Gabby's dead.

That's interesting. No shit. I didn't know that. Wow. Gabby, we're always like that as a child. It's good that we both have herpes. That was really neat. That's cool.

That's it. He definitely has herpes though, because I mean, there's a rock star on the fucking abyss. I do not know. 80s, he probably has the head. I fucked 100%. I fucked it in rock star on the fucking 80s. He probably has the hit Sorry Without rubber's out there. There's well how old you 23 No, she laughed she laughed I'm laughing also

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All right, I've been twice. Not talking to you. Bob, are you dabby? No. Bobby, you're gonna have to relinquish the spotlight for a few minutes. Yeah, let's relax. We're gonna talk to Gabby for a minute, dude.

We're gonna, we're gonna do the regular as it's gonna be our own podcast. You're not even invited. Yeah, we're gonna, uh, we're gonna cut you out. It's gonna be, uh, it's gonna be like a spin off show. I got it. I'd love that. I'll stay home Just make sure you do you ever want to play the keyboard? I did music in high school on the I realized I didn't want to do it

You can't play the keyboard. Okay, but now you is that a primary father gets is that is real real? Wow, what's he? Well, how old were you when you lost your virginity? 18 nice All right, nice off did it hurt? What's wrong with you What's wrong? Subtab your right Super medicinal

Girl the show We're doing my thing right now so right I need her well I So anyway How big was the guy? Did you feel in an order in a matter of pressure? Were you in love or was just thinking, you know what? I'm 18. Let me just get it over with It was one of those I was you don't have to answer any of the issue I didn't say anything okay. She said it with her eyes though. Why don't you stay on fucking point with her?

Keep talking about her virginity richi samboa's he like? Kind, standpoint, kind, kind, Sam, Laura, I did not, I've not heard that. I've heard you some, I heard you as a racist. Yeah, my dad was the cello player for chicken. Dad was a fucking dead play triangle for slaughter. My dad played the oboe for a total.

Obo for total. Sure. Obo for a total. So, so there's still like kind of fucking party animals, right? Yeah, that's okay. Are they really? I mean, this is a great question. I think just my dad.

Your dad like still parties like it's in the 80s? Josh, pretty tame, yeah. What about Tika? What about Tika? Who's still parties like it's pretty tame. Yeah, what about? What about? What about takeoff? What about takeoff? Sorry, who's Tika? He's pretty old. He's the drummer you fucking nut.

Take a torch. He's sober now. Okay. What's the coolest thing you've ever got to experience because your dad was in bunjovie? Not counting this podcast. Mm-hmm. Clear question. I got this by myself.

Oh, wow. I didn't know she I found out you got a phone call from John Bon Jovi I found out four weeks later she on her Instagram story I saw her dad I'm like and like I was like is your dad the fucking devil? But she's like yeah, I was like she put him on his into her Instagram story one time That's how I find out that's how you find out, right? How'd you find out? I don't know I find out people are talking about it on The internet I don't know. I don't know. I find out. People are talking about it on the internet.

The internet. I think it was people were like saying something on Twitter or Reddit or I forget exactly. What's Reddit? You don't know what Reddit is. It's a website where you go where you want to punch yourself in the face. What's it going to read in it? Okay, yourself. It's all the same shit.

It's just a people are, you know, it's just another website with another thing to say mean shit. People don't realize that they're hurting our feelings. They realize that. Why do they realize that? Why do they want to hurt you more now that you just said that? Why is he singing it? Why do they want to hurt us?

Father, why do they say mean? Why am I singing it? Because you know who might be listening to you know what? That's a smart idea This is dude and I might be a backup singer. I could play tambourine great special just kidding So what is the cool is that there's a white kid I beat you right? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good No, I don't want to see fucking Draw you just bad things. I don't I was chill. It was that

It's a joke good joke Kidding man. I got read it. You got your anger. Is that text from him? Is he listening live and he pissed? Oh, man. Oh, how fast can he text with his keyboard fingers? Oh, that's a whole paragraph. And a solo. Hey, dad, where? Stop yelling. Stop yelling. Stop yelling. Oh, guys, my father's angry after going the other room

Oh, she's hanging out with her friend that's how he's been drinking you since racial shit What's the coolest thing you've ever gotten from your dad's fans? Or experience work experience? Growing up on tour You on your you on a bus. Oh no on on planes private private planes. So you've been on private planes your whole life. Yeah. Oh Gabby Wow the John but did John Bon Jovian make you sit in his lap. That's what I would do. What's wrong with you? Well, that's what I would do. What's wrong with you? That's what I would do

The rest of the food I would make Gabby sit in my lap on my private plane Just focus on cleaning. That's gonna fuck up the camera. The camera's all fucked up. You think I'll never have a private plane? Yeah. I think you will, Lewis. Thanks, but I think you'll have a real-ass plane.

I'm gonna be pretty rich, Gabby. Maybe you need to fucking get with the program. I wish you'd do some private podcasts. Like a fat. You gotta get the fucking. I like that Joe was so satisfied with that one. Yeah. Perfect.

So you've been on private playing your whole life? No, no, no. All right, Rick Flair, we get it. On the magazine ride and Jeff Lyon. We fly out later. Do you fly coach? I've flown coach. Oh, shit.

I don't like the way you say that. No, I mean, by myself, when I go places, I fly coach. Yeah. Do you, when you get on, do you, when you get on the plane to go, I don't normally do this. My father's the keyboard. This is gross. This is so small. Chovy. What is Gabby? You are Dan's like, let's have a thing about my mouth Gabby listen

You are I've never seen your Santa but you're you guys are gonna roast battle each other you and Mike right? We're gonna we're gonna Gabby and here's the thing I've never seen her Santa but I'm I'm hoping she's funny because there's no reason for her to be She's beautiful. She's fucking comes from a successful rich family. There's no there's nothing that That has made you have their personality to have to go and do something like this first and foremost beautiful as a stretch Muppet ass. Let's say attractive. No, you're actually she didn't have that voice. She'd be really hot Muppet voice. Yeah, the Muppet voice. She's supposed to communicate with her dad That is true. She needs that voice. I don't think it's your voice. I think it's more the face Not into it. No, I'm joking. All right, joking. Of course you're beautiful. I feel better

That's what it is Gabby's voices. She's half She's half keyboard that joke is half finished I like both of them I know that you got it out by the time I like it. I like both of them. Anyways, I'm just What's the most what's the most interesting place you've ever been our experience? What is that? What's it because of your dad's success? Like did you meet somebody you went somewhere fucking cool you went to you've seen some cool shit You ever walk in on J.B. JJ catching heat getting a hege or a beach a hege handjob or blowjob

I'm a Jew. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do this very quickly John. Please finish Look at that. Oh look at that shfons. Oh, that's a good piece Nice and snipped. Oh, I think that is a nice new character. Oh, very, what? Oh, you giving a hand job? Hey, Jim. Hey, Jim. Hey, Jim. And to what Dracula?

I bumped him so I could have a dick. The Jewish guy with a couch is just staring at the back of your head right now. You go see the careers done. Seven and a half inches. Uh-uh-uh. Whoa, uh-uh. Okay, very nice. I can't think of anything that's... I don't know. You go Seven and a half inches Okay, I can't think of anything that's I don't know come on this guy He's a close person to be the beetle who's a cool sport you never met You met Paul McCartney yeah 12 12. Did you send his lap? Yeah Who's that Paul's lap? Who's most random person that you met that you never thought you would meet because your dad could tickle those sweet sweet keys

Cuz you can play those elephant teeth. Yeah, I handle with Paul McCartney also. No, you didn't know he does Yeah, he did when with Louis Louis you Famed comedian and master bet or Louis, you Louis CK Fame comedian and master betor I call him the king of jack You meant pa Makartney whom he yes you good I yeah spent yeah she's right. Yeah, I spent some time with him. Wow. He made fun of me. Did you see him in his lap? What are you saying?

No, he put his hands on me. He was like, you're not being funny right now. I'm just busting your balls. Is that what you really said, dude? Yeah, it's something like that. It's terrible accent. Balls, balls. Yeah, I know that I met Bruce Springsteen too.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was pretty great. Oh, yeah. It's his old bottom draw. Cool. Yeah, I don't really care about meeting dudes because I'm an adult. You only meet my chicks that just want to fuck all the time.

Alpha brain nigga. Yeah. Oh shit. Gomez, we just got to spank it. No you didn't. Oh, no one's gonna regret it. I'm gonna regret it. I think that's the comic fucking timing.

I like Lewis' coolest Max and magazine cool. I'm just gonna read the comic first. I'm gonna call his bell. I did read Max and magazine regularly for like a long time. That was your literature. Yeah. Pretty great. I wanna, I wanna, for like a long time. That was your literature? Yeah. Pretty great. I went on a Maxim tour to find the Maxim woman for like six months.

All the way to the Super Bowl where they have the Maxim Super Bowl party, which was one of the best. Did you name your son after this experience? Don't ever forget it. Don't go. What do you want to call me? Maxim, don't call him Maxim and what about FHM? Because middle in the FHM?

They are. Oh, I did it. I've never forget it. I got what we call him. Maxim bikini issue killing. Oh, I did it. That was the best. Yeah, it was so cool. Oh, fuck it, Max. You remind me of that. What's that? They are. Max, you know what I mean, what is that? They, uh, and Max, you know, after his maximum weekend, it was a six month road gig,

Max and girl search. Yeah. Went into these cities, got all these girls to come and do. So you're saying they're fake that they're ready? No, they were girls, but they were like, they brought in, they had to do like, throws, they had to throw, they had to like dance, there was a dance segment. It was almost like, you know, like a, uh, uh, uh, Miss America, like a Miss America page, but Max and magazine, all guys and core light sponsored it was just drunk fucking dudes.

I would go out do a little stand-up, bring these girls out, and they would do the weirdest shit to get the guys revved up. Shoulder two. To win, and they picked the girl from each city, Philly and Cleveland. So we went. Home town hotties. Yeah. Home town hotties.

But I got in trouble one night because I said, a girl spun to get the crowd into it. She spun on her neck, and her ass was hanging out. And I went, God damn, and I got yelled at. What? I was saying God used the words in the van. But culture of population. Course light is run by a very religious family. They're a course.

They were reps there. Peter Courses. They was reps there and they were like, you not say, I go, yeah, but her vagina was hanging out. And they're like, that's cool. It's peak course. I don't use a law's name event. Come on.

I was like, whoa, Mike, you're not listening to me. His name is Pete chorus type in peak course. He's the guy that runs it from Colorado. I'm telling you just fight back, Mike, fight back. No, I'm telling him that I have my information. He's not listening to the information. He's going to Wikipedia. I told him, I told you he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's you he's he's of course the alley. Hey, that's pretty fun. What's it? I'm doing Mike Mike just give you an upset wife look

Robert we were not gonna find a public Robert stop it. You know, I'm working hard You know, I'm under a lot of stress. I just know of course course like being the beer for smoking the band So yeah, and I'm from Colorado where we know all of the information about the Course family just tell him that he's right. Pete Cours is who ran it. Can you please? Please? Like a chairman Peter Cours right there. Thank you He's fucking name Mike damn it. Pete Cours by the way Pete Cours big up to Pete Cours is one of the guys that pushed legalization of marijuana in Colorado

Yeah, that's good. Well, he was a Republican. That was a big deal What happened? He came through and said that the 25% needs to go to school Yeah, that's good. Well, he was a Republican. That was a big deal. He came through and said, 25% needs to go to school. Now he's one of them. Now you fucking shows. They're looking at you like you're retarded at all your shows. What's that?

I don't know. Did you get that all out? I was just finally crimes dropped in the money. Has it really? Yeah. Wait a minute. In Denver, Ohio, crime has dropped. Look it up.

32%. I don't need to look it up. I trust you. I'm asking you. It's great. It's good for the it's good for the state Everyone's in the high doggy recreational Please doggy doggy doggy doggy. Yeah, you see sometimes you love just him. It has me and I just love your Flushy ways. It's my favorite bunjowy song. Yeah, it's not bunjowy. It is the keyboard on it say

I'm not you $5,000. Okay, dude you please bet that that's a bond Joby song? Cuz I'm gonna watch you piss away $5,000 What it's one five thousand dollars? Five thousand right Gabby it's a bond Joby song can you bring up that's hypnotized throwing a boat throw dancing? Come on Gabby For us. Yeah, doggy doggy doggy can't you see sometimes you look just hit me It's a hypnotized bond. I'll be looking up What are they're on about? Well, the video so what do you got?

I'm on the offer hypnotized was great. It's on the the album Biggie Smalls life after death. It's biggie Smalls. No, look there. Biggie died. I got one of his hats Wow, you know, it's great about gastro We can't play it. Yeah, whatever. You can't play it. Wow, you know, it's great about gastas. We could just play whatever music we want. That's racist. You're behind a paywall. No, we're not.

We're actually all over live streams of free. I love it. You say something to Louis. No, it's just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, Actually I like recording the recording Lewis actually no it's pretty funny cuz I Know what I'm doing

Yeah, you know what hey even though hurt my feelings So I heard when he said that all you guys quit are sure cuz it may be you judge the worst battle tonight I don't know you have to do the The Patrice O'Neill's benefit you guys judge the rest metal and he can't see all the dog Why are you getting people today? I got spot. Yeah, why do you put it in advance? Cuz I like to do it in a car like in a wee egg. Yeah, we can Advise tonight on the clock. It's an hour doggy. I got spots. I have an eight forty Gabby is not cool I'm kidding. She's really hot. Yeah, don't fucking embarrass her. She gets very blotchy

Paper. Yeah, look at a cheek very blotchy. I'm in a paper. Yeah, so look at a cheek skip blotchy, which is very blotchy. Yeah, that green paper. Yeah. Five of Jets. Oh, man. Oh, man. I heard it, man. I heard it, man.

Biggy, biggy, biggy, can't you see? Oh, it is biggy. Yeah, it's $5,000. Yeah, $5,000. I'll take it in gas digital money. Birthdays was a word. God's damage. Now we sip champagne.

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Gabby's dead. Oh, God, Michael. You're a fucking moron. Oh, my God. Why would we do it? Because we cuz I do it up. Yeah, you know our timing Bobby Mike swore as of the Texas comedy scene those timing But why would you if I say I want to do it again? He goes, dude. I just did it. Why would we do it again?

Why would you tag up a joke when there's a punchline what a fucking kill this guy that works for billions why he I'm fucked for tomorrow why because he fucked up what he's talking about I just got a text that says I have to work all day tomorrow and why it was wrong with that I'm supposed to do his podcast I'm supposed to do my radio show you He's canceling my podcast tomorrow. Yeah, well I'm gonna let him get me a big man. This is quite a predicament shoot billions or do the real-ass podcast. I mean, these are the moments that I'm really fuck with him. This guy's just fucked up a lot.

I'm like, no, I'm not gonna get the fuck out. They don lot I'm like no, I'm like, I'm not gonna give you fuck they don't fuck up a lot then you know what happens No, this guy's fucked up a lot the season Bob. I'm telling you right now. They don't listen Can I tell you this I'm I don't know if this is true But my because I've had this happened to me on shows they don't care no here's the deal I've had son hold on I've had side conversations with this guy several times and they don't care He's the only AD that fucks up. They don't care. Okay. They don't care. Okay. Oh dude, you know, yeah No problem. No, I know they have I know an AD that fucked up Penn State athletic director Oh

Ray Ben KIDS fucking him in the shower, which is similar to what happened This is basically I feel like a kid that's no wasn't in the shower. It was in their bubble He wasn't the AD. He was the Defense court maybe this guy just says yeah, yeah, but he was just a Director I think he just says yeah, yeah, I got you know where about it So that's why I just had to send him a text one like well now. You're not going I go read your text above So you're still in the real-ass Partners, I mean, I'm gonna try

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Come down. Yeah, what the fuck coming. The top better than realize podcast. Who is your sketch? Both better. Yeah. Definitely better. You've heard too many stories. We got a lot of listeners. No, I haven't. Who's in that? It's Mark Norman and myself. And I have a Netflix special. Who? Who? Coming out March 20th. It's a season two of the standups. You kept season one right now featuring our pal Dan Soder.

Right. And our pal Nate Bargatsi. And Lewis Gomez. Lewis Shagomas. Maybe if he had moved to LA, those years ago. Sorry about that. He really fucked them. I fucked them? Yeah.

I think I saved him. Look at that, that's a good head shot. If I had a size of my forehead. If I didn't get him to knock out LA, he would still be married right now. Married. He was never married with your wife with me No, that wouldn't have that wouldn't have happened either season two in Netflix the stand-ups feature Yeah, let's get that one. Why is your name not first? I'm more I'm more than them. What are you?

I don't know I don't know if I'm saying what. That's a little hurtful to be honest. Why is your name not there? I know it's only two poor people. Why couldn't they just fit in the two more people? And my name is the shortest name. Yeah. Seven letters. Maybe they thought LIST was gonna confuse you.

Oh, three of you. But it's such an easy name too. Ginny's sheer. And I don't have my photo. Oh, they have my photo. Ginny's sheer Kyle Kanane. It's Yachter. Oh, wow. What's your name?

Pardon on charla Pardon a child. I put a lot of them in the chat. Wow, look at that. That's I mean that is the most diverse lineup I've ever seen that is a group that is a perfectly diverse lineup. Am I out of my mind? I mean, I thought our season one was pretty diverse. It's weird that they have three gay guys though. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's a woman. Oh.

That's pretty good. Joe, why does your forehead look like that? You really do. You really do. I don't know. It's like this has a strong wind blowing directly in your face. Yeah, you really do like like John Q Sack. Thank you. The junk is like is very attractive and so I appreciate it. John Q suck That that's strong wind blowing my face Lewis. It's called industry heat Ever hear of it? No, I Know that was my joke Kyle can a has a smaller forehead than you

For sure. He's bald. Looks like Kyle Kanan lent you some of his forehead. Oh Jesus, why'd you follow my joke? Yeah, I bombed. Yeah, I was just kidding. Rachel looks like she's waiting for the rest of that joke. Rachel looks like she lent you some of Kyle Kanan's forehead.

Yeah, Gina looks like her penis just slipped out. Start telling friends everybody everybody March 20th I'm not getting to publicist instead of that. I'm coming on here to the you know what you're Podcast I'm gonna get them 300 people at a time so all 300 of you Tell your friends Season two stand up March 20th watch season one right now Episode six You're dead Specifically episode six just Pop when you when you're from this do you think you pop passed away many years ago? 1997 Bobby just want soda

Did they give you sound as oh we got it? Um, did you yeah it really helped you? Yeah, it's a world of difference being on Netflix really yeah hot dog Don't write mean things to me though it bombs me out Who's being a bitch? People write mean thing what did they say? They say oh look at you you dicks too big oh Your face is perfect Your jokes are great Stuff like that

Don't send them old old Uncle Joe huge dick Lippripper list Oh, Uncle Joe huge dick Lippripper list Lippripper what does that mean? pussy I'm a thing I Like to show better when I was peeing 20 times What was that about you for those on drugs? Yeah, so you had Molly and then lie to Vita's wife

You hate them now? I'm then he fucking turned on me Gary Gary Vita his wife hate him why hates so her why carry me she Why does Gary what what his wife's a little wacky do you about disease? She sucks no she's not She's I feel bad for Gary. He shouldn't gotten married Why you don't like his wife knows wife's cool, but it's just like here's the thing ready

It's a chick. I had him on the show yesterday and he was like, that was a wide-angle marriage. He was like, ah, you know, she just wanted to do it. Because what happens, girls start doing this. Like, oh, when are we getting married? And a chick who starts to question that and starts to push for that, is the same type of chick that three is under the relationship.

You're in fucking couples there because they need to move on to the next thing. They're impatient. The whole fuck, a young chick that wants to get married. No, but a young chick that wants to get married, there's fucking something about that. That's all we don't want to get married No, not all women Gabby you want to get married? I don't really care. You're but she's 23. Yeah, what she's 23 and a half She'll want to get married. She's a girl Your girl you're not a woman

But you would like to get married But you want to be picked that's the thing with marriage you want to get married. Do you have a boyfriend? But you want to be picked? That's the thing with marriage. You want to get picked? I call Gary or Gary Gabby. Gabby, you don't have a boyfriend? No. No. I'm only kidding. His, by the way, his wife doesn't hate Soda, but she was mad at him. Just Soda lied to him. She hates Lewis now, because he just called, said she sucks. But she was mad at Soda-cause soda had to lie about some concert. They went to a concert and did drugs. I'll lie about to your wife, just tell her. I'll just tell her, I'm going to a concert.

I'm going to fucking do drugs. Why would you lie about it? I don't know. Sometimes I'm at the best time. Because I know what it is. I know exactly what it is. You don't want to or you want to avoid the argument and you say, fuck it, if I lie, I'll avoid the argument.

But then when you get caught in the lie, then it just adds a whole other level of distrust into the relationship So whatever the stupid thing you're lying about is not even that big of a deal, but That's like my whole life with my ex Be it catch me like dumb wise all the time and then it just created this whole Like everything seemed like it was a lie. Yeah The just the distrust is there. Yeah, and you can't get rid of it Stay to love and trust as I Down to pretext no different band

Yeah, cuz what you break somebody's trust is hard to give it back Yeah, and it's not you have to earn it you get literally just give it back because it's always been a matter of trust You don't want to cross that line, JBJ. Billy Joel. BJ. BJ. Yeah. I'll take one.

You don't want to cross the line, as well as this. Once you cross that line, it's like, yeah, there's always a moment in a relationship where you go like, fuck dude, I really wish we didn't go there because now it's never going to be back. Hey, you can get trust back. It just takes a long time for that person to decide to do it. What were you talking about? Breaking trust?

No, about Vita having a lie. You having a lie to Vita's wife. Yeah, made me, I mean, I talked Gary about it, but it made me so mad. And she found out. How did she find out? Cause he told her. No way.

He said lie to my wife and then fucking told the truth. Yeah. That's out of line. Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah, that is. That's fucking furious. That's crazy. He's like, he's like my wife hates you.

I'm like, I don't care. It's your fault. Fuck her. That's your fault. Deal with it. I don't know if you have to say fuck. I don't give a shit. Well, if you're in a relationship,

you should be fucking, of course. Yeah, but I'm also fired up with the other things. So I'm gonna code him. I just go, do, do, do, do. I'm fucking 14 miss calls. And while I was peeing, I looked, I was like, Jesus. Okay. I can't do real as podcasting

What could you do next ones? Okay, come on. Oh boy. That's gonna sink the whole podcast No, I didn't show you on the other you do it in the mornin' I can I got therapy My therapies from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. So don't even lose tonight. This ain't on me What did you say? It's terrible. He's from 11 11 a.m AM to 5 PM. Yeah, that was a good one. Here's the thing, I love real ass pockets. It's a little tough to get there.

It's very difficult to get there. Where is it? It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village.

It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. It's not the East Village. You take the elder first avenue and then you walk down the twelfth and yeah, you're the elder first out is super it's 70 minutes From my house takes 50

All right, what that's an hour But 50 if you fucking nail it Yeah, just let it go you can't do it. Yeah, stop trying to please everybody. Yeah, so I'm trying to please everybody I feel like I told loose I do I feel bad you can feel bad. Just found on I created an image for the whole thing and I liked it and I really wanted to go on the ball. He still used the image. Just crosses face out. By the way, Vitor's the best. Why don't you have Gabby on?

Gabby on, come on. Do it, Gabby. Sure. Sweet. There you go. All right. You can interrogate her all you want tomorrow. I mean, just pull it out of her.

Whoa. I'm pulling something out. Oh, guys. What, you deck, you mean? I don't know. I don't know. I can coast the deck. I know. I can coast the deck. Whoa something out guys what you deck you mean? I feel bad Gary Veter is the best and And people know what I'm fucking kill about that shit. He's a killer comic. I was checking out Is all right if you have your friend lie to your wife and then you fucking undersell your friend? Let's fuck that undersell. It's not good

That's fucked up. Undersell. It's not good. It's not good because it's almost like when you fight with your girl and then she goes and tells all her girlfriends what a piece of shit you are. And then you make up and she doesn't go back and say, look, I was fucking. Yeah, good point. It's like, fuck it now. Now you show up and they're looking at you like they still hate you.

Yeah. And she didn't fucking make it right. She's not okay. So he needs to make it right. Yeah. Yeah. I think he has. I think fucking make it right. She's not okay. So he needs to make it right. Yeah, yeah, I think he has I think he made it right I think he was like you got a don't hate Dan. It's my best if you like him I can't open for this guy. I think you're good. I think I think you're good. You need to say listen honey It's not him. It was me. I made him lie. I feel bad that I started this. I was only trying to be funny and make Dan upset

Well already was up. All right, let's go, uh, to Gabby losing her virginity. Yeah. So Gabby, 18 years old, 18. To Bon Jo. How long were you dating the guy? Oh, no. Jesus. Oh, Gabby's dad's here, don't worry.

It's 2012. I'm gonna put it out there. This bit's done. That bit's done. I liked it. And I liked it too, but we went too far. The U.L. That's a whole thing.

Nah, well, I want to hear from you. I want to hear from the real Mike. Mike, what do you think? Bus something out here. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

That was a good one. I wanna hear you. That was a good one. Pass. You can't pass. Can you at least button your shirt when they're asking these very questions? I'm gonna tell you this.

Whoa. Real ass dude, on the real ass podcast, you're not gonna be able to pass. Could you, are you related to Gabby Gifford? No. Okay. Did you still talk to your real mom? Realize do and the real podcast you're not gonna be able to pass could you are you related Gabby Gifford no, okay? Did you still talk to your mom sometimes really Wow, so your mom you don't talk to your mom mom really let me ask you this you would think with the rocks are dad You wouldn't speak to the dad. I'm already kidding me. I just say with the fucking awesome rocks are

Yeah, I live on a tour bus. Yeah, mommy giving you're giving your private. I tried to stay with my dad. I'm almost a target. I just had a bartender alcoholic. I tried to stay with him. No, you're out of the mommies must be loaded though. She got divorced and got a check, right? She got that fucking first three albums. She lives in the middle of Pennsylvania.

She's got money. She's got money. Everything. But it is a lot. You never talked to her. No, I talked to her. I don't talk to her about her. Do you have a, can you go home whenever you want?

Is it awesome room and do whatever you want? Like a big house? Yeah. What do you mean do whatever I want when I go home? Can you do that? Take a shot of the drapes. Yeah. Almost every time I go home.

Master with, you have a kitchenware. You have a pool. Uh, yeah. Do you have a hot tub? Obviously, let's go. Let's have a party at your home. What do you mean stupid? You have a, you have a, you have a garage. I haven't lived there obviously she has a fucking pool on hot tub

People just have a rock star some people just have Rolls-shake hold on is hold on is the pool shape like a keyboard. Oh, no, it's not I don't live there moved out like this I do it the heat of it. Dan shivers a damn shivers like a book. You moved out seven years ago. You're 16 Go I moved out when I went to college. Oh, that makes it. Where'd you go to college pace clown college? Your voice to be very normal thanks Joe your well Your voice to be very normal. Thanks, Joe. You're welcome.

You're my favorite. Well, let me give you a mouth. You're a voice to be your mouth. Sorry. Loose got put down the bronze. I said, I'm gonna try every shot up a game. Loose is bronze. You like him the best?

No, I like Joe the best. Thank you, Gabby. I appreciate that. But if you had a kiss, if you had to make out with one of us, who would it be? Dan. Yeah. Second.

Only because I married, I assume. Second, you're not gonna fucking make up that little mouth Come on. Yeah, it sucks It looks like that would suck the kids that looks like a regular regular mouth got burnt. Yeah Pool jet The whole of the mr. Potato hell like I should put a real mouth into it Everybody loves Dan though. Yeah, I get all right. Dan's you know, he's rugged little prince Ruggie. It's not fucking right. Yeah, yeah, yeah

You're fucking damn looks like you'd ride a horse I know I can't I know I can't but look say you're working a 7-Elevener of fucking like a 7-Elevener I'm rugged there. We got you damn looks like these guys Thank you. I just not look like any of those guys Michael fastbunder deal. Wait, what was the last year you were in a 7-11? Yeah, I was the one in last week They look like that. Yeah, but in Jersey Even in Jersey. I don't know. It's gonna Nebraska to have a tough little guy like that. He's dead soda looks like any of these fucking Yes, one I think I think Dan look the third one. Well third one Dan Dan We can't see you Queen

Steve I you Steve Queen. Yeah, his dad not him really think similar to soda and Steve McQueen is that soda is similar to a queen Hey, hey, why don't you pursue Gabby? to a queen ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's in that's Dan a fucking convenience store in Jersey And the right down the bottom doesn't look like Bobby I'm rugged get over it Look at the guy saddle up Gabby's pony Some fresh water the guy with the hat backwards doesn't look like Dan I got a time. Yeah, that's Dan Where are you gonna be I will be at shak zany's in Chicago? St. Louis Helium zany's, and then Los Angeles with the Legion of Skate.

Who's that? Where's the Skanks show? Yeah, we're going to be at the comedy store, the 28th for the live podcast on Wednesday and night at the belly room. Then live stand-up show, Legion of Skanks for end friends at, yeah, those are all dates, some of the website On the 29th and we got a Who's fucking doing that So Joe

I'm pegging the fucking Why are you man? I have a small mouth Sometimes I've asked it It's a small mouth. Tell you what you're doing. And I sometimes I've asked it to be a small girl. Yeah, he got girls. He's been alone. This is Joe. March 23rd, 24th, me and Dave Smith,

co-headlining Nick's comedy stop, and then the 25th of 30th will be in Los Angeles. And yeah, gumbascomedy.com. Then the roast masters, we do every Tuesday at the stand, and you get free tickets if you use a promo code, RAP. And you can judge it if you're available within an hour of the show. What the hell were shows? So so yeah I see who's around.

I'm funny. I'm funny. I know but you should give me two weeks. Two weeks ago. I try to book you in skanks and roast battle every time you go, yeah dude I don't care in my book on me so I guess. No you book it. You book it.

You book it. Why are you yelling at Joe? Lewis what do I say? Give me two weeks of Yes, and I cancel I never can't do my other podcasts real-ass podcast We'll drop you on in the next two weeks Believe you me with UFC fighter Michael Bissie and Avail my gases on network and all the other live streams are now free. Yeah Joey

Get you wikid wd hoodie and merch and get some other cool gear. Get you why key WD hoodie and merch. I can get some other cool gear What do you got Joe March 20th? I will be on Netflix starting March 20th I'm excited about that. Thank you. See you the stand-up. Here's the thing everybody on all the podcast you do Anybody you listen to this when you see Joe tweeted when you see us tweeted or put it out there retweet it spread the word Spread the word don't just look at it, spread the word. Don't just look at it. Help spread the word of this special. Watch Joe, he's the first one out the gate. Thank you.

So make sure that everybody gets behind this special. So the analy, what do you put your thumb down for? So that everybody gets behind this special and that the analytics are crazy. So they, they, they fucking know that Joe has a ton of fans thank you it's gonna be a great special that'd be great yeah and I was gonna get a publicist but it cost 75 thousand dollars yes so I'm not so if you guys could be my publicist no there's not much it's not that much 12 thousand I'm gonna get three months good

one anyways so and then also comedian Joe and I just found this out my website that that we're looking at, comedian jo-list has a mailing, you can go sign up on my mailing list somewhere on there. I don't know, but I'm an idiot. But- Where it says mailing list? Yeah, yeah. Sign up for my mailing list. Yeah guys, you know, it's 2008, everyone's using a mailing list now.

Can I say something about that? Oh, you're not dropping my fucking microphone. Jack tall. Why would you not- who should should I mailing list? Yeah, dude mailing this to coming back. Are they I swear to God? We're not sent the notes and they call mailing email list. They're coming back Yeah, a lot of people are trying to get emails again. Yeah, why would you not you email the people? That's what Louie made his whole career off that what? For

No, he's got the email he sends out an saying, hey, I got a new special and they be by it. So Morrison beat it so well. Thank you, Mike. Anyways, comedian, Joe, this sign up to be a part of my mailing list, I won't bombard you, you know it because I didn't even know I had a fucking mailing list. And comedian, Joe, this.com, coming to Ann Arbor, I'll move on, I took up too much of your time.

You did, you took up a lot, I mean I gave you a big plug. Tuesday's with stories. Oh god, God. Every Tuesday. My fucking thing, Michael, please. Where am I, Mike? You're going to be at Uncle Vinny's this weekend. Yep. On the 24th. Yeah. I showed the fat black next Wednesday. I'm going to be at the Mystic Lake Casino with Mike Fini for the second and the third of March. And then I'm at the carousel. What is that? The carousin?

The Carlson at Roger. Carlson, I can't read that, those are bad. The Carlson. All right, and then I'm, and then I got a, I'm hosting JFL, nasty show this summer. Yep. A dickhead's, can you fucking pay attention?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe how we plug this, this summer, this is rough. I sat down, fucking plug, just stupid day. Yeah, we're helping you point your face in there you I know you're making out with each other doing Tummy things. I was hoping I sit there and plug your shit Sorry guys. I mean support Thank you. Okay, go You plug them for me. Hey Bobby will be at the nasty show this summer just for last month, it's a close theme show.

Woo! So much fun. I'm probably getting it just for labs. I can't wait to be there and see Cap City in June. Woo! And then a spooky trip to Atlanta. Also in June. Where am I playing?

Laughing Scull, it's a great club. Thank you. That was much better. Thank you very much. J're welcome. I love you. I love you too Are you gonna yell at people? Corporate dance about to get real corporate. So anyways make sure Gabby. What do you got? Check out my Instagram. I post everything on there. I got a couple bar and basement shows coming up. Yeah And a roast battle. We're gonna do it in April right guys are March March April April be better. Why April? Goodbye schedule. I have a broken foot. I think I meet Joe and Dan to judging you right you're gonna all judge it 100%

Well, you got I'll be at the improv in San Antonio this week featuring I'll be at Hyenas and Dallas next weekend and And April I'll be with Genebri on at the laugh of Latin San Antonio. Yeah, yeah, Tayos Zacky Zack the new guy I like that. Zach I found out loves Gilmore girls good for Zach and wrestling Gio street According to the post show guys. I'm what's wrong with America because I'm a wrestling fan who said that? You look like a joke about races, but that was guys. Thanks for showing up. What's your name again, dude?

Shimin. Do you have a good time? Yeah, what would you say hello, Joe? I said fellow Joe. Oh fellow Joe. Oh It's alright. It's alright dude. Don't worry about shimon. Don't fight. Yes, shimon Do you have a good time, buddy? The best thanks are coming in man and first podcast come on. Oh no shit That's great up a coming comic. Oh good for you I wish I was where did you get that? Sure I want to why? Why did you get that shirt? I like it. It's a I like the the buttons on the shoulder. It's kind of hot Thanks coming on better guys. Well, look you know look the part. Yeah, you look great, dude

Let's wrap it up shoulder studs I love you Bobby. Who the fuck are you? I don't know But that's just why? Cause they must have to leave and we take a picture. I'll wrap it up when I fucking wrap it up. I'm gonna shoot soul for my heart. This is last. I think Gabby and I have to be a power couple. Why KWD power couple?

Why? Literally you're gonna be gone soon. You're right open. You'll be my wife. What I do. What did you do? Gabby, we can turn you into a really good producer if you can work with Gensys and now.

Gabby, if you're a man, you should over there. Gabby, what's your name, dude? Let if you can work with guess isn't yeah Gabby for a ring you should over there What's your name dude? Let's get out of here Bobby's man of it. Steven Mitchell. Defend my honor. Thank you. Happy to help buddy. Thank you buddy. Bob Oscar thanks coming down.

Fuck you. Hey! Don't be mad at me. Gabby Gabby, we going to David Dan. Sure. Check out what? You're not dating Dan. You're not going on a date with Dan. Remember the second song I said it first. I'm not going on a date with Dan. Sure. What? Not dating Dan. You're not going on a date with Dan. Remember that

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