Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Double Cookies | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #66

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

CHAPTERS:00:00 - REGZ After Dark 11:38 - Favorite Animal (hummingbird) 20:35 - Who did the most fun thing? 40:27 - Michelin Stars 51:26 - Primitive Camping 59:49 - Underage Driving 1:10:25 - Joe List at Bat 1:16:27 - Spain 1:22:06 - Bobby’s Ride Home 1:28:35 - Last Episode of REGZ is at Skankfest Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder discuss why they have to podcast at 10:30 PM, who did the most fun thing over the weekend, petting foxes, france, waterparks, Michelin Stars, Primitive camping, driving underage, Joe List getting an at bat for a real team, spain, Bobby’s long ride home, the last episode of REGZ at Skankfest, and more! Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital.  LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-regz/id1700969607 SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast https://robertkellylive.com/ https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Luis J. Gomez https://luisofskanks.com/ https://www.instagram.com/gomezcomedy/ https://twitter.com/luisjgomez Joe List https://twitter.com/JoeListComedy https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Dan Soder https://www.dansoder.com/  https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/  SPONSORS  ChubbiesShop Chubbies’ biggest sale of the season for $45 and under on Swim Trunks, Shorts, and Pants. Plus up to 65% off clearance! Get 20% off with code regz at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/regz UltraNew customers get 15% off with code REGZ at http://takeultra.com ShopifySupport the show & sign up for your $1/month trial of Shopify. Head to https://www.shopify.com/regz BodyBrain Coffee Use code REGZ20 to get 20% off https://www.BodyBrainCoffee.com/ GLDNew customers get 40% off with code REGZ at http://GLD.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fill her up. You know network. What's up, everybody? We're back late night. Regs. It's not even late night. Late night. This is normal time for regular comedians.

10.30 at night for guys with kids. You know what, dude? You know what, dude? We got Joe List. We got Gatona. We got Lewis, Jay Gomez, me. Bobby Kay. We're back.

We just had a funny moment with Lewis. First of all, we're trying to out who's the most tired. Yeah. Lewis goes, I woke up at 4 a.m. Westwood. coast time. That's 7 a.m. Yeah.

And I did, 6 a.m. Every day. Three podcasts. I wake up a 6 a.m. every day. I flew here. Do you understand what my regiment is? Every day I wake up. I flew today too.

I wear. Or did you fly from? California. Okay. That's why I mentioned the West Coast. Oh, I understand why you think it's ridiculous. Why would I, but that would be a crazy thing if I said West Coast time when I was on the East Coast.

That'd be some fucking. Or you're just in Ohio. Because that's where you were flying. I was in Ohio. Yeah, I had a fly. six hours from San Diego. We used to hang out until the sun came up. Yeah.

And now we were young boys. Now I hang out until my son gets up. I can get him. That you wanted to. I'll get your son up. Whoa. Here we go. Hey now.

That's old pajama hair. I took Baby James to go see Mateo Lane in Chicago. Oh, yeah? Dude, he was like literally borderline gay from Mateo. He was so excited to meet Mateo afterwards. Mateo's the most talented person we all know. I had to tell him to calm it down. I was like, what are you doing?

I was like, he's a man. Chill. You see him practicing? Then he was like, I should bow. No, he was great, dude. He was fucking awesome. Mateo is our...

Mateo. He's the most talented person. Did you bring him flowers? No. Not you supposed to bring him flowers when you see? No, not a gay guy. No, don't make you think you want to fuck him. That doesn't like inviting a vampire into your house.

Hey, did we get cookies? Because Paco promised double cookies. Because it was late at night. Double cookies. Paco's dead. How about Paco? Paco texts the group and goes, hey, I have a severe lung infection, but I feel mostly okay. Is that cool?

Severe lung infection. Severe rung infection. Lewis is like, that's just normal. Get in, Paco. Wrong. I got it. I got it. You know, Paco is a little bitch, and if he was a real man, he'd fucking work with a little

No, I asked him not to work. What is a long infection? What is it even do? What is a lung infection? If you're always on vacation. I'm Mexican two days. Where are you going on a vacation? Maine.

Only one syllable state. Maine is so much better than Mexico. It's like not even worth. In terms of vacationing, you're out of your mind, dude. Wait, way, way, way. Have we had this exact argument before? Every episode. I think we only talk about the same things over and over.

Every episode. No, we change the subjects. You never paid us for those ads back today. This podcast is... Oh, the Skankland's movies coming together. Can I get some cookies? Half and half is cream, by the way. This is devolved into a cigar club.

Or a senile old men. Go away. Just going in a circle. Who won? Did you see Brazil one? Also, the Louis's. Brazil beat Japan. No, it's over.

What? You're talking about the last World Cup. What's up, bro? We've been up here a long. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hey, new podcast alert. Oh, it's Tuesday with stories.

You guys ever hear of that show? Joe, what's your problem? What are you talking about? You know, you're all tired. When you go to Austin, you're going to have to be awake. I'm not moving to Austin. I'm moving to Ohio. What the fuck is that?

That's my season salad, baby. I didn't get to eat dinner. You're going to eat on the podcast? Nope. Eat on the podcast? Who gives a fuck? I'll go over to the corner, shovel a couple pieces of chicken in real hot and heavy.

Why don't you just eat with me and Joey? We've been here for two hours. I had spots. Yeah, on your dick. Hey, that's you. That's you, Joe. That's true. Yeah, when you're in Austin, dude,

it's an all night party, all night hang. No, you do whatever you want to do it. That's why you go to Texas. You can do whatever the fuck. What is this about? What is this? Is it actually happening? People at home, I know it sounds like we bring this up every episode,

but this is the only place where Bobby and I get any of this intel. I'm moving to OHIO, new place. Cheaper, closer to New York. This is the problem with you. You go somewhere and you're like, wow, this is nice. And then you're like, I'll move here. I do that every time I visit, I type in the amount that I paid for my house into Zillow in whatever town I visit and see what I could have gotten

in anywhere else in the world except for North Jersey. It's crazy. It's a dangerous game. Because if you rally, Rally, North Carolina, I could have like a mansion. fucking, it's awesome. Really. I've done this exact same thing. This, that literally is, if I was going to retire, if, like, James goes away to college,

like, fucking when he's like 18, 9 years old, I would consider Rally. It was awesome. I'll go with you. Is it Raleigh or Raleigh? I think it's Raleigh. Well, it's Raleigh or Raleigh. Louis J. Gomez, we don't need them. This is huge.

God damn right. We don't have your own podcast called Dead Weight. I was going to do a voice. I'm not. Come on. No, I'm not. Nope. No voice for you.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just checked in the back and no voices for you. Come on. It was a good rally one. Dan's big giant dumb hands can't ring a bell. Like, no. You see a little scared guy. Dan has to use his head to ring a bell.

Move to Raleigh. He's not moving to Raleigh and you're not moving to Ohio. Yeah. Why do you lie to us? Why do you just, why do you fuck with that? It actually gives us real anxiety. Bobby and I talk on the phone. He's like, his fucking Joe.

We have to like... Yeah, we were talking and I talked to you on the phone and you're like, please move. I would love to get out of this podcast. I gotta get out.

It's the only way out. You gotta take it. You gotta take it out. Joe, if you go. What'd you guys do this weekend? Anything interesting? I did something interesting. What did you?

You just ask if you can tell you and just tell yours. Just say yours. You don't care about it. Throw it to us. Can I say something? I did get sucked. I was like, I just...

I didn't really ask you. No. And then when we start telling our story, He's going to go. The story stocks fucking go. If you replay, if you hit that 15-second replay on it, watch the speed that Lewis hits that sentence. He goes, you guys know anything fun happening this weekend? That's all the fun-haven thing.

It just doesn't even, there's no hesitation. He's just straight to the next one. What happened? He promised me double cookies and then called out sick. Damn. Is Coco not here? No. Didn't you see the text thread?

Has a severe lung injury. Joe told him not to come. Joe? I second that. I said, I don't love it. I said. I have a chest infection, but I'm mostly okay. You told him not to come?

What is he? Your wife? Why would I tell my wife not to come? Where is? There it is. I'm down. Thank you. Can we get Joe some cookies?

Insomnia. I think they're probably... Can we give me a coffee, please, with a little bit of cream? He did text like seven times. Seven times about coffee. Yeah, but I didn't want it from Reggio. I wanted it from like a better place.

What's the better place than Regio? There's no better place in Regio. Not now. At fucking noon there is. Bob Dylan wrote tambourine man there. There's Reggie Conquest. I don't know. He didn't write that.

I know. I just want to make that out. Reggio sounds like a black cereal. If Lewis a bit on this. You like that? Reggio sounds like a black cereal. Yeah, that's funny. Hey, give me some milk.

Joe's laughing. I liked it. You know what we need? Paco. No, we don't need Paco. That guy. We need a gunga den. Paccos sound like a fucking...

Paco's Tacos. We need... You know, Tom Green? Remember the Tom Green show? Absolutely. The guy that just die laughing. We should have a guy that just laughs. We do.

Danny. And then he gets yelled that for laugh. laughing. In each other. We all laugh at each other's jokes. We pick each other up. The problem is you're an asshole. Wow.

And you don't laugh at your friend's jokes. Whoa. I laugh when I'm... I mean, Blue Jay O'Cerson really... Blue J. O'Cerson is the hardest I've ever laughed. I wrote it. It did floor you. I love Blue Jules.

Didn't Lewis say that? Not according to the internet. Oh, yeah. Are we trapped in the circle? I have... What did you do this weekend? Just tell us what you did this weekend. Fucking.

I'm going to go around the horn. Rose don't see it. What did you? Here's the thing about Bobby. My nose starts bleeding. I go, dude, I fucking had a brain hammer. Here's the truth about Bobby. Truth about Bobby.

Truth about Bobby. Good show. Great podcast. New podcast. Dude, let's get to it. When you guys leave. Go ahead. Truth about Bobby is Bobby every weekend, I will say, likely does something at least

interesting or different or deviates from the norm, whether it's with the sun, himself. He's the guy that goes on the road. He does stuff. Goes to, like, a baseball museum or, like, does something. Yeah. Like, what? Describing me. You're talking about me. He goes fly fishing with strangers. Not everything's about you. That's something.

I go to a baseball game yesterday and Friday. You do the same thing. You eat the same thing. You do the same thing. You do. You would have a train. How many times have you been to Maine? How many times have you been to Maine? No, I said, how many times you got to be to Maine? Tell us about fly fishing. You fucking. Why? He's a guy

Late night, Joe is aggressive You know what he said he looked like? When you wake someone up to drive to grandmas because of how he guys little pajama pants on and his messed up hair Fucking asshole

You Tom Cusack What did you do this weekend That was so interesting Tom Cusack? I went to two baseball games I went to the Oh I was sorry

That's so disrespectful I thought the Did you kill him like the witch And Was it a lot? Get some paper towels. I'm sorry, Dad. I thought that.

Bobby Gallagher over here. Dude, he was like, pooh. That's crazy. We'll be right back. Joe, you did two baseball games. I went to, I took my son to his first big league ball game yesterday. What team? It was fucking awesome.

Cleveland Guardians. No. Oh. Are you in your mind? You know what shit is on this? Yeah. That's why. They're going to activate toxins.

You can't get it wet. They're going to be like that. Why, we haven't seen a blood disease like that since Australian in the early 2000s. That was Fistoka blood off. Like 30 bomb dana's running around if you get it wet. Gremlins. Beyond the arc, Gremlins. Damn, Bobby, honestly, can I tell you?

It's a little refreshing. That water is cold. That was cold water. You can't say Gremlins. Let me get everyone to get your joke. I knew it because you didn't get mad. You got mad, but then you're like, look, it felt good. So, yeah, this is the topic.

Who did, who did the most interesting thing this weekend? How about this? You'd pick one thing. You'd pick one thing. You want to know why it's, what is this? What is Lewis's coffee order from Reggio? Why do you just say it? Yeah, just say it.

Why don't you bring it up? You don't have to read it. Then I'd just say coffee order out loud randomly at nowhere with no context. You fucking. It's coffee order is chocolate chip cookie coffee. Well, I want to give both things at once. Don't fucking yell at me, Joe. You really are disrespectful.

I'll take just a large coffee with a little bit of cream and a half a splier. Large coffee. It's 11p. I'm drinking a Celsius. I've had so many caffeine things. You're to have hummingbird heart. Dude, I can sleep. I can drink a cup of coffee and go straight to sleep.

Head on the pillow. Why do those things amazing? Number one favorite animal. Hummingbird. Number one favorite animals. Get the fuck out of here. You guys eat the same way. favorite animal is a hummingbird,

you're a bird with classes. That's a crazy answer. That's a crazy animal. Favorite animal, not even number one favorite tiny bird? What? Animal. Dude, definitely a new animal. And by the way, side topic, most overrated animal.

Can you guess? I bet you can guess. Look at my eyes and guess what I'm going to say. The most overrated animal. Most overrated animal. Go ahead. Look in my eyes. The lion.

He got it. Of course he did. They sleep 20 hours a day. in 1930s carnival vatic. And they're not the king of the jungle. The elephant is. The elephant will fuck them up. Yeah. Hippopotamus.

Do a lot more damage than humans. HIPOs. That was good. We should try this. Maybe we can get other things. You can swindle. You guys should go swindle small townspeople. If you get this. No, it was 11. Fuck.

There goes that. Yeah, do it to me. Two. Oh, sorry. You're trying to tell me your favorite animal. What do you got? Favorite animal hummingbird is crazy. And I- Codiac bear

Yeah I go by what could beat the other one in a fight He's winning so far You destroyed you destroyed your own He didn't catch it It's a cartoon He tosses his mouth Like a fucking jellybee Have you seen the way they suck the little

No dude he would get crushed By a codiac bear that's crazy dude I'm picking a polar bear Polar bears are tougher It would never catch it Polar bear's the toughest bear They're probably But my Codyack bear's big

Codiac bigger Oh Bring up Codiac bear's not bigger A polar bear Polar bear's massive We'll see. Like 12 feet tall. We'll see.

Nobody's bringing up anything. Why don't you go to Codiac Island up in Alaska, talk that shit. Codiac bear. A polar bear is way more. Get your white ass. Look at that boy. Just Google. All right.

Colette bear or polar bear? Don't. Where's the fun in that? Now bring up polar bear. That's a cool animal. But hummingbird. To 1,400 pounds. They can get up.

We're getting 1,400 pounds from Alaska. from the state I mean you can just click it It's already filled in Not necessarily Fuck you AI What's bigger Well not necessarily what

Not necessarily what What's bigger A Codiac bear or polar bear Not necessarily Pack more, Codiacs pack more weight And fat and muscle That's right

Skinny ass Bitch ass polar bear Brack ass cracker Go to your Black Black Don't crack If it's black

Fight back If it's brown Lie down It's white, good night. It's Codiac. There's nothing that rhyme. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, this just is. There's a third part of that.

Isn't a Codiac bear just a grizzly bear? It's like a bigger one. It's just a brown bear. It's the biggest brown bear. Bear is so hack. My favorite animal is a bear. Hummingbird. What are you?

Hummingbird's crazy. Hummingbird's crazy. You guys were just talking about how incredible hummingbird. They are incredible. I think they're incredible, but it's not the favorite animal. Oh, I was picturing a woodpecker the whole time. Hummingbird. Uh-huh.

Incredible. Which one? Look at that. You just got knocked off by a woodpecker. There's little woodpeckers and then the big, the big, the Woody Woodpeck. You got a little pecker. Ah, God, he might be attired, but he is a wick. Woodpeckers are badass animals and they fucking.

Do you know the woodpecker's tongue wraps around his brain? It's like your wife. I only have to get it. I didn't even know if I necessarily like the joke. I think you could say, like your wife's anything. He just loses his timing on it. So go around. Let's see everyone's fucking favorite animal.

Codiac bear. Okay. Favorite animal. You got to pick one animal. So what would be my favorite though? If you had to be the animal, that's, that's, that's, you know, a favorite. No. You're favorite.

You like the most. I don't have a favorite animal. Well, be a little more whimsical. Well, maybe don't poo my answer that if you don't even have an answer. Yours is a rattle. No. You modeled yourself after it. No.

Jay called him four eyes. Yeah. I go by Jay now. Whatever his name is. Bobby's... Let Bobby call him by the wrong name. I said John... Because of Lewis, everyone had to podcast.

You didn't even have a favorite animal. Because you're gay. No, I don't have a favorite animal, but I guess I've had a bee an animal. No. A bee is your animal? What's your favorite? You have a favorite animal.

Lewis likes the bumblebee. What's your favorite animal? B is a fucking sick animal. I don't have a favorite animal. You have one. Can you pick one for the podcast? It's like, what's your favorite. You're not going to lose.

You're not going to lose. For working out, for driving, for relaxing. What is my favorite type of music? Who knows? What is my favorite animal for what purpose? If you had to pick all other animals die except for one.

The porpoise. For what purpose? If all other animals die and you could save one, which one would it be? That would be your favorite. Little apple dog. Oh, your dog?

I hope your dog dies soon. Not like right away, but soon. That's nuts. I can tell you something? I know you guys always. I know you guys always do this with the kids thing, but it's three of them... What the fuck?

You can't do that? Back on wood and take it back. That's fucking little Marty. No. It's blood cancer. Oh, Jesus Christ. Dude, I'm just going to be like this. Cut to four years from now.

We're at a benefit. I'm talking to Joe and I go, hey, Lewis is here. He's here. You got to put that behind you. You go, I know what he said. I don't... But hey, hey, we're going to go back out there. We're going to go back out there.

We're going to do the regs. This is for the benefit. For you. It's reunion regs. And I know he said, and that was fucked up. Everyone was sleeping. But he's not a wizard. He doesn't have problems.

It was not him. You're jumping in. It's not him, dude. And he didn't do that. Yeah, he just said that. It seems like Joe, Sarah's smoking a cigarette. She's like, get him the fuck out of.

I hope my son lives a long, happy life, obviously. But if something happens, it would be worth it to see Lewis's little chin quiver when he's like, dude, I'm like, really, really. He can't even look at you? Can I talk to you, Joe? I'm so sorry. Right over here by this nipple piercing. He said it would be worth it for his son to get blood.

I'm so sorry. To see my lip. I just, I just didn't think through. Just, I just thought there was no chance this would happen. Fucking heated up quick. Oh,

that went from, that were from favorite animal dead dog to dead kid. Joe fucking drinking a coffee at Marty's hospital bedside. I thought it'd be funny. Lewis's lip would quist. It's good. No, how many birds are fucking?

Late night. Bobby, what's yours? Favorite animal? My favorite animal? You can't even answer it because you know everyone's going to shit. I won't shit on you. I don't give a five.

I'm going to shit on it. I'm not. I'm pinky promises. Talk that shit till mine's in your face. That's what you do. You shit on things. It's fine. Yeah, well, it's okay.

No, it's not okay. You don't make fun of a man's favorite animal. Thank you, Joe. You don't do it. Thank you. Favorite animal is a dolphin. All right.

I just like. Because they rap. And you like. They don't rape? Yes, they do. That's my favorite animal. Great point. Point.

Dolphin. I forgot about the animals that. Lewis comes in. What's your guys' favorite kind of dolphin? Oh, he's talking about it. Oh, he's pumping up against me. Dolphins are smart. They save people.

Go in and out, the water. Yeah, they communicate. They go in the boat. I'm not doing. I didn't know. They're all in out and out, isn't it? What do you mean they? They don't.

Yeah, they do. Dude. Dolphins. Yeah, look it up. This is, I mean, those are common knowledge. They did this in the first podcast ever.

Yeah. The dolphins. Yeah. What? Like each other? Is that really? Do you? Dolphins,

ducks, sea otters, orangutans. That's the four of us represented a handful. Lewis. Me with my, my hands on my chest. I was fucking ducked it over here.

I was going to go otter. But yeah. You're the duck. If we're picking, if we're picking one of these animals to represent. each one of us. I'm obviously the orangutan.

Yes. Bobby's the sea otter. Why can I be my favorite animal? No, is the dolphin with a little bottlenose face. No, Joe, Joe's the sea otter with the little glasses on his chest. Yeah. Joe is the honor. Joe swims with his, on his back.

I'm the best swimmer here. Dolphins are the best swimmer. Ducks might be better swimmers and sandals. I'm just loud noises all the time. Love bread. And French fries. Love French fries. Love fucking in my pool, too.

You, you, you, Otter, no. And that was good. And this is when you'd swim away with your hands on your stomach. I know you like that one. What? You order no?

Yeah. Yeah, maybe. No, I think you did. I think you did. You liked it. What did you do? Yeah, what did you do this weekend? I went to pet foxes.

Okay. Did you think that was going to get a bigger reaction? What do you mean? What do you mean? I went to pet foxes. I went to a Fox conservatory. Great. Yeah.

And I pet foxes. Like, they were domesticated foxes from Russia. Big deal. I fucked a cougar. That's good. I don't mind it. You just went and pet fox? Yeah.

We all have nothing. It's such a bummer. We're all like, oh. What do you have to feed these time? You want to see? Yeah. Bobby and Dan are just like, do you have a fox pit? Like a...

Can I just say something? It's like a dog. Yeah. Yeah, foxes like that. You pat, you... You never seen a fox before. It's just a dog. That's kind of like a dog.

Their attitude is... Yeah, that's like a domesticated... He's a sweet boy. He's a Asian. He's Russian. He's Russian. You think that's his good pet? That's good.

See, you don't need me? You think that's as good scratches? Hey, look, Lewis, I let go. back there. He's Russian. He doesn't look like he's in a hurry to me. What did they? Yes.

What did this? This is why you're here. This is why you're putting in the late hours. What do you do after you pet him? You fuck your hands. Lift their tails and come on their ass. Yeah. Turn them in the fucking boots.

It was fun. I never do stuff like that on the road. I never go out. I usually just stay in my hotel room. Eat twice a day, work out and fucking do shows. Kill, crush. Repeat. Rans repeat.

That's what I do. But this outing, might I... Please. Again, you can edit this out if you like. It's a very getting new pussy activity. No. Oh, I'd love to go.

Pet Fox. That did not enter your brain. You didn't wake up and go, I want to... I think I want to pet Foxxas today. Are there any good Fox Conservatories, man? Any one of your opener to expect that?

You'd be like, you know, you'll fucking kill one and we'll turn it into a hat like we're Daniel fucking bitch. Instead, it's like, I would love to go. He goes, that's, I never even think of it. That sounds divine. Oh, my God. Could we have eggs first?

And then go touch the little doggies? Get the fuck out of here. That shit. Look all right. I mean, I wouldn't. It was fun, dude. I wouldn't turn down a, I wouldn't turn down pet in a fox, but I wouldn't drive out. And that one half.

That's how long you had to drive? You piece of shit. One of those big rats, they have the, in, in, uh, New Orleans. Possums. What are they called? You're talking about the ones

that Dave Attell was shooting at on insomnia? Yeah, the big rats. What are they called? Yeah. I don't know what they're called. There's a name for it. Maybe it's a cage of a name.

They have a restaurant you can go to and you can pat them. They're like walking around. Oh. You know what I think about is, Jim Carpers? No, the rats from Princess Bride in the forest.

Oh, yeah. That's what I think about. Rodents of an unusual. My son watched Princess Bride. He hated it. What? Yeah. That was crazy.

Wow. Yeah, what are they called? New. New trees? New trees. Look at those big ass sons of bitches. Yeah, those are big swamp rats. I saw a restaurant of Florida.

I saw what do they call them? Um, co, co, co, co, co, co. In Brazil? In Brazil? Cocoa, cococo. Cooing noises in Lewis. You get them to go to sleep. Delirium.

I think we can leave now. That's a sweet. Go, go, go, co, co, co. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. What is it the word. I feel aware. In Belize, they were.

They were, like, their giant, like, rodents with no tails. Coco. Yeah, you're talking about capo. Capabara. Capabara. Capabara. Capabara. Capabara.

Capabara. Banana. Yeah. Louis cats says that he looks like one. A capabara? He does look like a capabara. A capabara. First, Pope Louis cats.

Then get a picture of a capabara ready. Then pull the cup of bar. It's like Ari with that cat. Yes. It's like when you see that picture of that certain style of cat. You're like, that's just a star. What's a bald cat? I saw Capabaras on the beach.

They were just running along the beach in the morning. We get up in the morning and, you know, I was like, you want a cup of bars, baby girl? Baby girl. Oh, I could do anything with you. Feeling the wind ripped through our room. Joe's falling asleep. Joe, wake the fuck up.

I'm awake, dude. I got it, dude. I had some good ones. So that was your big thing of like fucking stand back guys. That's Louis. That's the best. Louis cats is hilarious. Watch a special on you.

Let's watch. Let's show a capo bar. He's a fantastic stand-up comedian. Good friend of mine. And that's a cap-a-bar. I mean, maybe get it from the same angle. I mean, who's producing this show? This show sucks.

It's not Paco. These producers, I'm in. That's the same thing as a fucking Nutella, a nutrient. It's a different continent. Nutella. I always got food in his mind right now. Dude.

Your tongue's wrapped around your brain. Do like a Nutella is good. It's great. Why the fuck is it not more popular? But now they're trying to do Nutella peanut butter. It's like, bitch, you're not peanut butter. That's the whole point. You know what sucks I had this weekend?

Fluffinutter. What? It's great. No, fluffinner is great. I had a fluffinut. I haven't had one in 20 years. Yes. You need a little bit,

you need a little more sweet. You need like some jelly. A little jam. A little jam. A little bit of jam. Like some strawberries. Oh, bitch. Strawberry preserves fluffer nutter and peanut butter.

This is where your brain's going. So you get in the taste games. And all of a sudden now you've just got all these ideas. Dude, the glasses go on. Joe's awake. Now we got them on board. Joe looks stoned. He looks so tired.

He looks high. You don't get what? I don't get the hummingbird beef. It's just their wings flap incredibly fast. No one said. Hey, Joe, what are you coming out of surgery? We stopped talking about that like 35 minutes ago. Nobody said it's an amazing animal.

We just don't think it's your favorite. Unbelievable. Proof that God exists. Top hundred. It's a fairy. It's like Tinkerbell. It is magical. It's majestic.

It's crazy. It looks at it. Now. I go on your side. You ask me. what I want, I want a house that runs at you and that's got teeth and it'll chomp your fucking head, you know? Yeah, here's the

difference, favorite animal. Yeah, thanks, dude. I'm walking around. I did feel that. I see a hummingbird. Wow, you just kept going. I grabbed my son. I grab my wife. I put my camera on slow motion. I videotape it. You see a codyac bear. You're fucked. You do the same thing with a fox, though. You see a fox running through. You're like, oh, look at the fox. Fox can be your favorite. And honestly, get the fucking bear on slow motion. It's killing you no matter what. The video's going to be sick.

Sick. Way cooler than a hummingbird video. Codiac bear mulling you? Hello. In front of your baby? He grows up tough as shit. I went to two baseball games, a children's museum. I went to the town pool, Beachwood, Ohio.

Pull up Beachwood, Ohio town pool. They had a whirlpool you could get into it. They had a diving board. I went off to high dive. He's got that in his house. 20 foot diving board. They have slide. 20 foot outside.

It was fucking sick. Like, fucking twisty covered slide. That's a fucking hell. You think that's better than petting foxes. Yes. Yes, that sounds way better. It was fucking unbelievable. That sounds so fun.

It was awesome. It was babes there. Yeah. Fuck you. Babes? Yeah. Like a fox. Like a fox.

A fox. You'd rather pet a fox than go down a fucking water slide? Look at that. Actually, you know what, though? That looks terrible. You know what I was thinking about, though? That looks like piss in the pool. Yeah.

I started thinking about all the people, and I'd be high. I said to the fox. The fox is, by the way, foxes, you know what they say? They don't go, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, do ding. They sound like cats. Miao, dude. That's why I spent my afternoon. That's a fox.

It goes, whoa, you're getting new pussy. You're trying to fuck after this. You get a champ. How much is it? So what's up? Is she blowing you yet? How much does it cost a pat of Fox? It was $125 a little.

What the fuck? You drove 90 minutes and paid $125. Half an hour. Is that 100 each or both? If Katie brought that up to me, I'd go. I mean, if there was another person there, you know what I'd do? I can't wait to hear about Apple picking next week.

If Katie brought this up to me, I'd go, go sit out in the hallway. This is a good kid in school. This is new stuff. Get out of the hallway. Yeah. I mean, padding foxes. 90 minutes in a call. You don't think padding.

Yeah. I let him get away. I thought the same thing. I was like it was just a misspeak. Maybe he means patting like fucking upice and mad. You pat it. Hey, you smush it with your hand. Let's settle down now, fellas.

You pat a fuck. You pat a fuck. You pat. You pet. You pat it. You pat. No, it's the pet. No.

You don't have a pat dog. What? I pat my dog. I pat my dog. Is that pet Dixon? All right. You know what? Let's agree to disagree.

Pat could be used. I'm not getting into another pat, pet. Pat's past tense. Pat. Pat. Yeah. pat my dog. I petted. I petted. I petted my dog. Petted my dog is past tense.

No, you're on our side. Pat is what they do at the airport. They pat you down. They don't pet you down. This is evidence of the collapse of the American American education. Yeah, I'd rather go pet a fox. Then I do a fucking water slide. It's not a water slide. It's like one slide. There's probably 5,000 kids going on. It's a line's nuts. There's three slides that some of them are tubed in.

One has a dropout. You go, how busy was it? What do you do? What did you do? It wasn't busy at all. Joe, what did you do?

That's good. He was a good noise. It was a kid pool. There was a wide slide. You could go down. The wide side. Yeah. It was fucking awesome.

So they called Lewis's backside. Wait, no, that's there. It was awesome. Dan, what did you do this weekend? He, he,

what did you do? I didn't tell you yet. He didn't tell me. All right. So he went to a water park. I pet a baby Fox. Bobby's trying to, in his head,

come up with something nearly as good. I know what I did this weekend. I'm not coming up with anything. I discovered a dinosaur. I did. I stole an artifact from the Vatican. Dude, I found Jesus' sandals. Discovered a dinosaur.

And I had to get it back to Italy, dude. It was like DaVinci Code meets National Treasure. And dude, Max was my loyal assistant. I killed a ninja, dude. He's laughs. He's tired. Let's wrap this up. What'd you do, Dan?

Because right now, right now, I think Fox. We're going to all decide. Fox is good. What the boys decide? Well, people on the YouTube comments. You drove three hours and spent six figures to fucking pat a Fox. Honestly, my... I was swimming with my family.

On paper, mine would... It's better than Micah Fox. On paper, mine might sound better than yours, but I think yours is better than mine. What is it? I went to France with Katie. What? Yeah. I went to the south of France.

I went to the country? I was in Cannes? I was in Cannes? What were you in Con? Con for? There was a conference that Katie would be. Conference. Yes.

C.A. N. Yes. But it was this thing that she got, like, Sirius sent her over for. And she was like, oh, Dan's going to just finish taping a special. Can he come with me? So she was getting me a free vacation. And they were like, yeah.

And we thought it was just going to be fun. Only if his head can fit through the door. That man is not allowed on these. He will sink this entire country with these giant heads. I love they love Dan so much. She told them to fuck off. And they still like, yeah, I love Dan. He's the only on a free vacation.

Well, no, because she promised it. It was supposed to be her manager and she promised me it. And then she was like, hey, I fucked up. I didn't know the plus one was for my manager. It was supposed to be. So now you have to act as my manager. Yeah. And I go, the deal is done.

But it was, what I didn't know is a, it was basically like just for laughs for marketing. So it was just wall-to-wall companies buying shit out. They closed our hotel pool. we didn't have a pool. It was the worst heat wave in the history of France. Bad. And you couldn't go swimming.

We just didn't have a pool. I went to the beach like a couple times, but it was so hot. They don't have good AC in France. It was fucking tough. And then anytime I'd leave my room, there'd be guys that were like,

what's going on, bro. Here's what I do. I make things happen. It was like that. You would have thrived. You would have. It would have. It would have fucking thrived.

Yeah, you would have fucking thrived. It was, I did eat some edibles and walk around. There was some, the dinners were awesome. So that was fucking cool. But yeah, it was basically just... French food is my favorite cuisine. It was, we had all different types, but all the restaurants we went to, were fucking great. But yeah, I got to be a workwife

for a week. That's awesome. That's fun. Yeah, but it was, I wish... Yeah, you win. He went to a water park. Yeah, I... I went to Fox. Yeah, I went... Hey, dude, you picked this fight. I wasn't... Yeah, but you fucking knew you went to France. And you let me go last.

That's crazy. Now he's got to try to time. How am I going to top that? I don't know, dude. He went to hot, no air conditioning, France. I was in Beachwood. He's right, though. Dude, I just sat there in Adobe AI. I had to look out the window like fucking Boo Radley down.

This is such a damn thing to do. He does something really cool. Then he has to downplay it. It's not cool. But it wasn't that fun. Everyone loves Dan. And he keeps on doing this thing. It's an act.

It's not an act. I didn't have fun. That's how he sells out the end. I told Katie you didn't have fun. Yes. Ask Katie. Dexter. We both were like this.

fucking, this is, it was such chaos. You know I don't have paid his number. I know, and I'll stay that way. You won't take her from me. Yeah, right. But it wasn't, I didn't, like, it wasn't like an awesome time. I went there and just was in a hotel room,

left to go get coffee, would come back. It fucking, it was hot. You went to great dinners with your girl. I went to three good dinners. How many, how many? Actually, you're not, that, now you say it like that,

that was fantastic. You had great food, new country, new experience. Free. Exferencing something with your girl for the first time. It's like memory. This is why I... In France.

You guys had a fox. He pissed on my shoe. Yeah. You know what? I think he went to a shitty water park in Ohio. You didn't even get to mine, fuck face.

I'm not fucking following France. Fuck that. You got to pick one. What's the best thing you do this weekend? Dude, I thought, no. It's not fucking France and it's not foxes.

It's getting hot like France. It ain't beachwood. You can't turn that. It ain't hot. You can be third place, so you maybe beat Joe. For anybody, beat Joe. He was in Ohio in a fucking... Two baseball games.

Public pool. Fucking great seats. I think Joe's the first place. I went to a public pool in Ohio. I went to a fucking public... Joe lived the sand lot this weekend. I went to the Natural History Museum. I saw...

I was just adding shit now. A porcupine up close. I never seen it. They got like beaver teeth and fucking spikes. He said the same thing about you. That was good. Give my close up. I'm starting to really sweat.

There he is. Better Joe. Better Joe is here we go. Wow. Insomnia cookies. If you're eating cookies, I'm eating some Caesar salad. Seven minutes away you had to go. We'll take a quick pause.

It's way different than a Caesar salad. It's a fucking Caesar salad. Yeah, but it's... Have a cookie and then have your salad. Oh, boy, that's very... A cookie is just a cookie. Yeah, cookies are a cookie. I used to love...

I used to love Fing Newton. I still do She can't dunk them No You can't dunk them No but they're great Fing Newton's fucking rule Fig Newton's great

Great snack Yeah you will Yeah fake nunes It's like an underappreciated They're also Are they not Are they terrible for you Are those ones

That I think are good I think are good But I'm stupid Lewis did that with What drink was I drinking From Starbucks We were like This is four Snickers

You like did they Oh yeah We looked up the amount of sugar It was like fat It was four snigger burgers, bars, worth of sugar and fat in your drink. Starbucks. Have a cookie, dad.

Have a cookie, boys. Joe, have a little... Have a half a cookie. I might. Joe, why don't you wake up? I'm awake. I'm wide awake. He's got a cookie now. I went to the pool.

Give us some fucking hummingbird energy. Do you have make love in France? I made love in Beachwood. Twice. I made love with that fox. When you were done, were you like, how quick were you ready to go? Or did you like...

I liked it. And I asked you a question, though. Was there a point where you had to pretend you liked that a little more than you did? I enjoyed petting the foxes. They were fun. Did you pretend like it was more amazing than it was like? That was, I'm glad I did that. I never thought I liked it.

It's fun. You know, being sensitive, sharing your feelings. It's great. We've been trying to get you to do this for years. We need to get a fox in studio. Oh, that's great. He's got a therapy fox. Anytime he gets mad, we just released the fox.

You call Jay, you go, Jay, do I got news for you? We've unlocked Lewis. He just needs a fox. You bring a fox around here. He needs a fox and a fox. I'll settle him right down. I jumped in. That's right.

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That's who sent you. What else did you? You must have done something else besides Foxx. I mean, I just, yeah, I was in San Diego doing shows. Did Diego? Well, I was La Jolla, a comedy store. Love San Diego. Yeah.

Great city. Coronado Beach. We were really good food. Had some tacos. Had some fucking seafood. It was good. That was it. Nothing crazy.

It sounds like you're trying to distract us. Isn't the San Diego Zoo like one of the best zoos in the country? Absolutely. I never go to zoos. I love a zoo. You love a zoo? You love a zoo. Well, fucking zoo

When I went to the petting zoo In Doc Antel's Tiger Zoo That was like the ultimate experience Where it's like you're never like So nothing's gonna touch that I was Doing this with baby tigers and wolves We were howling with wolves

They were like It was insane dude Was that also a new pussy Extraction? No, no no, it was me and James It was me and James' father's son trip We do a father son trip every year We're doing Spain this year

Oh Have you been to Spain? No, have you been to Spain? Yeah Have you been to Spain? Never been to Spain. We're going to Spain. Where are you guys going,

Bartholona? Bartholona. And we're going to San Sebastian. Beautiful. Which has the most... You're bringing your kid on a vacation. Are you gonna try the black hoof pig?

All right. Well, I don't believe in person. I was right with you. You were helping me. I was right with you. He was actually helping me with a head. It has the most Michelin star restaurants per square meter

anyone in the world. Oh my God. Yeah. They make good tires. Yeah. It's the little, by the way, it's the same company. I know. That's an interesting fact.

Lewis almost took his glasses off. Can I tell you? Can I tell you? I didn't know that. That was a very interesting thing. That was an interesting thing. Yeah. You're acting like I'm an asshole.

That was an interesting fact. That was an interesting fact. I did not know. Good job. And I'm sure a lot of the people listening did not know that. Yep. No. My chef in Beechwood was a good year, a chef.

I'm a firestone guy myself He's back, boys So I don't understand the connection Between food and tires What do you mean? Michelin Yeah, Michigan, yeah Is the same company

How do you think the food gets there? I don't know the story of why they sort of doing it But essentially that company started sponsoring Like whether it was a contest or whatever it was But they were the company behind it The story is to Detroit, Michelin before. Danny knows a story because he loves food. Danny, hold on.

You stepped on my fucking hilarious line. I'm going to do it again for the people at home. I've been to Detroit, Michelin. That sucked ass. You get the bomb dana. Nice. You asked for this. You got it.

You got it. Detroit, Michelin? You begged for you. Are you kidding? No. Are you kidding me? No. Danny, what's the facts?

The reason. The Michelin, the tire company created the star thing is they create the stars. If it's one star, you should drive this far for it. Two stars drive this far. Three stars drive this far. Oh, there you go. Okay. That comes together. That actually makes sense. That is. So it's how many, to get a Michelin star, it's just one

Michelin star, correct? I think, uh, you have a Wisconsin star. And it's not the restaurant. I think it's the chef gets the star. It's not the, does he get to take it when he leaves? Great question. Let's have a follow-up look. It's not, it's not just the, uh, it's not just the food. It's a whole experience. It's the ambiance. It's a serve. It's a service. It's everything.

Whatever happened to the Zaget guides. Do they still do those? Remember those? They'd like throw them on your... Yeah. Yeah. They're like, say, this restaurant rules. Zaget.

Zaget. Bob Zaget. Yeah. Danny Tanner. Do you remember those? I remember Zaget guy. Yeah. It was like a big thing if your restaurant was in.

You are a Zaggot. Yeah. Hey. Ha ha. Woo. All right. Me and Ari went to the best restaurant in the world. Oh.

The one in Scandinavia? Uh, no. Norway? No. Iceland. The best restaurant in the world. Five years in a row. Best restaurant in the world.

Where was it? What place? Where was it? Denmark, it was called Noma. Oh. And he called up to make a reservation two weeks before. And they were like, we only take a reservation is three months out. So we got there and we just said, if it's shits and giggas, let's just walk by with the guy who booked us.

And he went in and the guy who spoke, guble and glibble. Yeah. Danish. He told them that we were comedians. We're in town. The next day, I'm with the guy who booked us at a pizza place. And Ari called me up. I just got a call.

They had a cancellation. We're in. What? And I just ordered a pizza. And I was such a- And this was Big Bob. I was like- I ate the pizza still.

I go, but I just ordered a pizza. The guy who I was eating the pizza with, he goes, he literally put me in a cab. He goes, fuck the pizza. You need to go. Okay. And I went over there. Best meal you've ever had. Best meal.

Well. What was so great about it? The best. The best meal I ever had was in, I think, where it was with Louis in Europe somewhere. Really? It was one of the best meals I've had. But it was surprisingly good.

Was it like one of those things where they kill a baby duck? They had, like, it was an eight-course meal, and they brought it over, but like they had fried chicken skin with crem and caviar on top. It was a four-course meal, but we had two of them. Yeah. They double me down. I'm doubling down. So this is not blackjack.

You cannot double down on this. This is only course of. Me, what are you, was this when you were big Bob? Also, you did it again. It's not crem, it's cream. It's crem. Yeah, okay. Cremfresh.

It's, it's crem berlet. Okay. You're a fucking crem. So this was your last big? This is my, this is, this was literally a month before I was getting surgery. Damn, so you came in that big and they were like, I went to Rome. I went to fucking Denmark.

I went all, I went to Paris. I was eating. I was eating like it was my last fat. Chefs were sending letters to each other. There's a man coming in. He's going to destroy your restaurant. I was walking around Rome just eating pasta all day. That's awesome.

I had a fat hat at one of those big stupid hats on. Like a smaller animal, I would have followed you around to all the delicious spots. You're dropping. It was the last time I ate the way I lived. Italy was the best food I've ever had. And then people are like, if you like eating in Italy, you're going to love eating in Spain. They have all the tapas. They have the fucking pinches.

It's almost like you're taking a vacation, but you're talking to me like you're selling me on it. Oh, I can't wait. Baby Jones loves eating good food. Then there's topless beaches. Tapas and Toplas, that's the theme of our vacation. Are you going to take them to a Topless beach? I saw some tithies on this French beach,

and it was not good. Not good. Not good. French titties. The old lady, it looked like Hulk Hogan. It was alarming. I looked up and I was like, oh, no. Tits are like hummingbirds.

There's no such thing as a bad one. What's up with this hummingbird? Did a hummingbird save your life? Why are you? Yeah, what's up with a hummingbird? Danny's dying laughing. Can you laugh on Mike? That felt like it didn't, you know,

it's killing with the retarded kid. That was haunting. I don't like your laughing. Why don't you get a tattoo of a hummingbird? Do you have any tattoos? No. No. What am I an asshole?

I'm a fucking idiot with a tattoo. A bunch of tattoos. It's a tattoo podcast, actually. We get a lot of things. No, it's not. Don't do that. Tattoo. All right, guys.

Analyzer tattoos. It's inked up. It's our new segment. There's a guy that got a blue Jay O'Cerson tattoo at this past. Wait, really? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah.

It's in the movie I'm making. Movies coming along. Great. Can I see any of it? No. Here we talked about this? Every week for the last fucking two months. I get some cookies.

You got cookies right there. Why don't we do some plugs right quick? Plugs? Plugs. Like 10 minutes in. No, we're fucking hour. 50. 45 minutes in.

Not right? Yeah. Almost an hour. I nap for a while. Yeah. There was a moment where you're so tired. I'm going to be, is this me? I'm going to be at the mothership.

this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, July 4th weekend. And then I'm going to, where I'm going to, oh, the July 25th, Portsmouth, New Hampshire, the music hall, loud. I'll be there one show, one night, two shows, Saturday night, starts at six. And then I'm going to Saratoga Springs, September 11th and 12th. And then I'm doing the Brooklyn Improv. They got a Brooklyn Improv now on September 20th. 26th, I believe.

One show. Yeah, it just opened up. So go to punchup. Live slash Robert Kelly and make sure to follow me on Instagram and all that shit. Dude. Dan. Ben Soder. Mouthful.

I mean, you guys, watch the fucking room. Obviously, he's got a mouthful of cookies. I know my date's right off the top of my fucking noggin. Go ahead. I'm in Portland, Maine. This week. Do it? Empire? Empire.

We add the third show. That's the only one of the tickets available. That's Friday. late show. Tickets available for that. Tacoma, Washington, July 23rd, 24th, 25th, one of my favorite clubs. And then I'm back out to the Pacific Northwest, Portland, Oregon, Helium, August 14th. One of the best clubs in the country. I got St. Louis coming up. I got Philly in October. And Punch Up Live.com.

That weekend's going to be great. Yeah, I can't wait. I love that. Mother ship. Come see me on the road. Guys, come see me next weekend. Baltimore, Maryland. Portland. Portland Comedy Club. Very excited about that. July 10. Another great room. July 24th, 25th, first time ever at Comedy Works. Woo! Let's go.

Let's go. Let's sell this out, guys. Come out to fucking Denver. Is that the one in town? No, it's the one down off two, off 25. Love it. A theater. Condo there's great.

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Oh, shit. Yep. All I've had for dinner tonight is cookies. This is very sleepover. Yeah. It's okay. It's nice. Have your salad.

They don't mind. I went, uh, I went camping. This weekend? That's sick. I went primitive camping with Max. No. Last weekend. Oh, the weekend before.

I don't know. Still counts. Podcast weekend. It counts. Yeah, we, it's, that's it. That's the third place. France, Foxes, primitive camping.

Waterport. Waterpark is one of the, this is just me, you know, now that you guys have shown me the light, and I did get wonderful meals with my, With my loving, I go one A, one B. No. What? Two, three.

Really? Primitive camping. That's fucking going. I've dined on French cuisine. I'm different now. It's not you. It's not about you. It's about the uniqueness of the trip.

I love that. You have to. Overall experience. Overall experience. What would you rather do? All right, all right, you know what, hold on. I will say what you would rather do if I had to choose. One, go to France with the love of my life.

Nice nine hour flight. How to stay, hottest day of ever. Crazy, dude. A lot of day of ever. No, I see. Because everybody was swimming. Number two, pet baby foxes. With some new, with some new trim.

New trim by your side. I went by myself. Number three, go to a water park in Ohio. And two baseball games. That's great. As you're making it worse, the baseball games are all. No, the guardians are a very fun team to watch. The guardians?

Yeah. Yuck. It's not fun to watch. And then. Steve Ramirez. Fourth, preventive camping. And I'm not saying it's not a cool experience. I'm saying I wouldn't,

want to do it. Okay. You've done it with me. We had a great primitive camping. No, we went fucking camping. We went, uh... You make it sound like primitive camp, like, I'm fucking like having a... Yeah, are you doing naked and afraid? You walk on your knuckles? We went up, we went

up and there was a there was a waterfall, four of them. And one of them, you could jump off the rock into a... It's a water fell, Bobby. It's a... You fall down the stairs. Sleepy cunt.

You could jump off the rock into a swimming hole. Beautiful. So hiked up, all hot, beautiful day. Then jumped in the water. Fucking swam. Lit a fire. I cook sausage. So you like swimming?

I cook, yeah, in natural environments. And then cooked for everybody. We made fresh bread on the fire. Did you... With honey butter. Was there a baby fox you could pet there? A lot of foxes came in. You pet them?

Well, they came up. Yeah, they... You can't add lies. I did. No, they did. Actually, the animals, dude. Actually, this is weird. Dude, a fox came over, dude.

We had a whole thing. He went him into his den. He had to play with his pups. I saw what life was like. Literally a fox in the video. A fox came in with a hummingbird on its back. That's cool. Yeah.

It was a wild. You know who both of them would hate to see? A codyac bear. Funny you say that. A codyiac bear. Tim Dillon walked in right at that moment. Yeah, look at that. That's fucking amazing.

The fox is wearing. a heart. That's, that's Matt. That's you. That's Max. No, that's not Max. That's some fucking. That's a local. That's Max. That's Max. There's Max. Watch this. Boom. I did that. I didn't do a flip. I was not a fucking lunatic.

Crazy. Yeah. That's, come on. Dude. Fuck a public pool or that. Who's that guy that's doing flip? That was a hiker that was up there. Oh, really? Hey, sorry, everyone. He's the fucking.

All right. Take it off. Is he otter? That's right. Do you know? I love that he froze it on my otter face. You're taking a hot load to the face. This creature, we've digitalized what this creature could be. Yeah.

Yeah, that was fucking blast. I don't know, dude. You might be number one. This is two weekends ago. That's bullshit. It was between shows. Fuck, Dodd. Listen.

Fuck God. Fuck God. Dude. Fuck God. Dude, we're anarchist podcast. Yeah, I'm fucking exhausted. Yeah. Dude, that was fucking amazing.

That is awesome. Me and my kid. It's two weeks ago. Overnight? Overnight? That's true. It's a great point. I took a private jet to fucking Jerusalem.

Beecher's had a baby this weekend. It was pretty sick. I could experience childbirth. Did she have another baby? No, the first one. There's name and things that have happened in the past. I got to go to the Super Bowl. Last weekend, my friend was coaching my favorite team.

Dude, last week, I had a walk-off base hit Little League. All right, this weekend. I had a birthday party at the play base. This weekend, I took my son to jihad. Tick. What? I took him to Jiu-Jitsu. Me too.

No, this weekend I read a sub-5 minutes. I was out of town. I took him on Thursday. No, but it doesn't matter. It's not the weekend. You're making your fucking rules up. You said it has to be the weekend. It's true.

He went to J-Jitsu. You have one. Padded foxes. Padded foxes. Padded, dude. Patted. I went to a padding soon. Pettington Bear?

I, uh, I don't. You took yourself to jizzo. That's the thing that you're highlight. Hang on. What a shit weekend, dude? I'm not done. You went camp. I went to.

I took the garbage out. I took him to, we go to this place where they have the. He's making it up. The carousel sushi. Where you just hit, that comes by you and you hit the, and then all of your drinks and shit and a robot comes over and brings you drinks to you. And then. I'm sorry.

It's not fucking swimming in the pit bull. He's like, dude, I went to the future, dude. We went to. There's a place in, it's a little pizza and then you put it in the other. You've never been to one of those sushi places? No, I've walked by one, though. I ate a pill. It was a whole meal, dude.

It's crazy, dude. It's crazy, dude. Biff was running the company. What do you mean? The top of his cane broke into my car. Yeah, dude. That's how I knew he went back. I got the almanac, dude.

I didn't know. There's a hoverboard and fly, all of a sudden, we're back in 1950, dude. Conveyor belt sushi is the fucking best. Dude, I fucking knocked them out. One punch. I said, get your hands off. Dude, I fucking laces zip themselves. And then...

You can't go over water. You need power. You got to have power. Anyway... The jacket is now dry. He really was there, dude. And then, and then we went, this weekend, we went fishing. Yeah.

We went fishing. over by the, in Cotona by Hinder House. We have a big reservoir. We're going. We don't need roads to do. And then. I actually think yours wins. And then we went. She had a relaxing weekend fishing.

And then we're fishing. Well, you can't name 35 things that you did. That's what I did for this weekend. You name one thing. By the way. A list of things that did this weekend. This crazy. What else you got?

By the way, evidence from the same episode. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Because you yourself said, Bobby's are you. Bobby does shit on the weekends. Bobby does shit.

So he's listening to his fucking. We're going to name the one thing, though. Have you guys been on a water slide? It's unbelievable. It's so fun. Unless there's a little screw that's a little loose. There's not enough water going down. I got stuck at Bush Gardens.

When I was really fat, I was really fat. It was like a joke we would make about you. I was trying to go on those three water slides. Two of them were open and one was closed in the whole way. Did you make the noise of funk? Kids keep kicking me. Stop. Stop the slide.

Did you feet are in my face, dude? I made it down. There was like 15 feet, and I just looked, and Little Max was sticking his head in looking at me because I never made it out. Then I heard a walkie-talkie go off. We got to pull him out. Hey, Rob, it happened again. And then I just scooched 15 feet. And then I slid out and hurt my back because I scraped it.

I didn't have enough foe. I just went on my back. And then everybody. applauded that I made it out. No. It was embarrassing. They applauded for you? I actually was so fat that I blocked the water from the slide. Dude. Coming down. I'm telling

you right now, if I, if we do not know each other and I see that, the amount of ab workout, me holding in a laugh of watching you go and slither out. Well, I wish you talked to Max. He was cracking up. So was Dawn. Good. Yeah. Good. Keep you humble. Yeah, well, kept me fucking hurt.

It hurt. Yeah, that was a fucking... How old is Marty now? How old is he gonna be? Six. No. It'll be six in October. Six what?

Years old. Holy shit. What's wrong with you guys? Is he really? He's really sick. James is 21? No. No.

James has a story. He's not six. That's crazy. Yeah, he's a baby. It's not six. That freak me out. Dude, uh, I really thought I was a bad friend. I was like, what?

This is crazy. He's producing this podcast. He's standing right behind me. isn't he? Is he rap out of me? Yeah, you're like, you got to,

like, all like this, your kid growing up is the coolest fucking thing ever. Yeah, becoming like a, so fun.

A man. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. Oh, he's sweet. You're gonna be able to take rides with him. He's gonna fucking play music.

I let James drive the other day. Really? I love driving in the neighborhood. We usually, we've only done parking lines to let him do the neighborhood the other day. And then as I,

as I was driving, Rogan called me. And then I, like, literally made James just sit there for 20 minutes as I talked to Rogan. I was like, shut up, James, it's Rogan. Hold on.

This is going to be huge. Pull over. What do you know about peptides? Quick, download me. Do you tell him about that your kid was driving? Yeah. Is he wanted to Clayback? I was like, no.

What's podcast? What's a podcast? It's a podcast right now. Yeah. Did I come up? What? Did I come up in the conversation because I'm moving there.

Are you? No, he's not. I'm moving to Cleveland. We won't have to hear about this until the winter. We'll hear about it for a couple months and then spring will come summer will come he'll stay it's not going anyway I like the confidence that Bobby said that with it that soothed me he's not going anyway I uh I let Max drive last year up in the Hampshire but letting them drive around your neighborhood that's fucking that's great

I'm gonna let Max drive around on there but I didn't know you could I got nervous you get nervous you can't to do that why that's why Joe sleepy but he's coming in with the law that was it What a hummingbird fart. Oh, it stinks. Oh, that's rotten. That's so gross. Does he drive good?

Yeah, yeah. He's good? You should teach him how to drive a stick. It's a little nervous. How have Mattel Lane teach him how to drive a stick? Hell wow. Yeah, what are we doing? Oh, geez.

Come on. He's only driven once, Max. Up in the Hampshire, but it was a back road. Yeah, but I bet he's driven nuts a few times, huh? You know what? He's falling asleep, so we're going to get a lot of these. We're going to get a lot of these all the way out. These are kind of like hill a hiccup.

Well, that's how you learned to drive back. You drove before you were legally. My mom would drive for the first time when I was like 10. Aurora Mall parking lot. Dude, in Maine. My probation officer taught me how to drive. I drove my... Outsiders.

I didn't need it to be an S.E. Hinton story. On the way back... Yeah, dude, I was Rumblefish. You know, the associates, they wanted to rumble. He would pick me up. We'd fucking hang out and then we'd let me drive around. That is fun. Yeah, it was pretty wild.

I was like 15. Maine is just long. I was driving my parents. They were all drunk with like Captain Coke in a big minivan. That's sick. They let you drive.

Yeah. They didn't let me drive. They were like you have to drive. You have to drive. But I was, Jersey, the driving age of 17. I thought it was 60. It was 16 in New York.

When I turned 14, I was camping with my sister in Malibu and she had this giant ram charger. You know, like one of the, not whatever the big like SUV is, it was her stepdad's and she was like, you want to drive it?

And I was like, fuck yeah. And then I went, and I went down into a bank and she was like, stop stop and it's like when someone gives you the privilege of driving but then is mad at you for fucking up

or she was like it's all right it's all right I don't know what I was doing this is a big car but I went like I just remember grabbing the wheel and going into the embankment yeah she was pissed but it sounds like you're your guys kids headed under control I drove I drove very quick I turned 16 I took my driving test

like a week after I took my driving test like a week after I got my I started driving when I was like 15 and a half you can drive in Colorado 16 I got my permit 16 and a half got my license. I bought a motorcycle before I got my motorcycle. I bought it and learned how to drive it on the way home. That's it.

Fuck it. I'm thinking I get a motorcycle again. No, don't do it. Why? Because you could hurt yourself. Wow. Fishing it. I'm not getting one.

Well, I thought about getting a motorcycle too, and then I was like, wait, I've been into five car accidents in two years. I was like, it's just going to be the death of me. God. You got a motorcycle. There goes James's potential. when he has to be your nurse. He said get a motorcycle.

But you get a motorcycle, you have to focus. You can't be on your phone. So it might be better for you to get a motorcycle because you'll focus. No. He'll have one of those Iron Man things where it's like, bring in the call. Harrington, what's that?

What are the T-shirts? What are the T-shirt tails look like? Harry God. What about getting one of the three-wheelers? Yeah, he's not Puerto Rican enough. of that. A little more important. What are those called?

Like a tandem bicycle? No, they're called like a Hellcat. No, it's called the Can Am. It's a Can Am. It's a two-seater. You can put your chick on the back or your kid? The Can-Am connection?

No, it's called the Can-A-N-A. The two wheels are in the front and the one wheels in the back so you don't tip over. Do you turn this air off, please? It's blowing right up. No, it's hot. It's not hot at all. It's hot over here.

I burn hot late at night. It's my secret. It's how I lose weight. I burn hot at night. Switch a C. I'll switch with you. Swisher sweets? I'll switch with you.

No, I don't like switching. I say swisher sweets? I said swisher sweets. That's funny. Why can't we switch? I'll be hot thugged all that sweet A. C. Can you turn the air off.

No. It's too hot. What are you talking about? It's right there. They have a remote. You know what? Why don't I grab my salad? I'll eat a little salad in front of the A.C.

I'll be full and ready to go. I'll be cooled off. Your salad's probably hot. It's done. Oh, Caesar salad, warm stinks. It's fucking done. It's been an hour. Go get it.

I get a piece of chicken. Damn, I'll be right back. No, you got to make it sound like a chicken, though, before you go. That's not a chair. That's a turkey. That's a turkey. Guys, he's the voice guy. I'm the noise guy.

What are you talking about? That's a turkey. That's what I'm doing. You want a chicken? Chicken. You have a mouth like a chicken. We're all falling asleep. I'm fucking wet.

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My exhaustion just hit me. Because I was on the West Coast this morning. Yeah, I was in Ohio. That's not far. There's a two-hour flight. I slept with a child last night. And then had to leave him to go find. my son. We're not to leave that out of the podcast, dude.

Yo, Joe, you're delirious. I just talked to legal. I just talked to legal. We're in big trouble, buddy. I was just on the phone legal. Dan, how's that checking? I ain't it real quick. I can smell it.

A chicken breath? I can smell your chicken breath. Fuck you guys didn't get to eat dinner. It's gross. You could have ate dinner. You had fucking all night. We didn't do a fucking show until 10.30. It's spot.

You could. It's on your dick. Leave my spots on my apples. Leave me the birds and leaves. Who's doing the funnest thing this summer? This summer. That was it. I blew my load.

I'm playing a professional baseball team in California, and you guys can come. Wait, for real? What are you doing? Two hours north of San Francisco. You're playing with one? Yeah, I'm getting that at this time. Where are you playing?

Your baseball league. Uh, let me find the town. It's a short name, Yuka. Yucaya. Yeah, it's right where my grandma lived, off the 101. Yeah, there you go. Let me see.

You're going to go play baseball football. poorly. What do you mean poorly? Are we getting at bat? Joe's an athlete. I'm playing for the Hawks. The, uh, Yucaya, is it Yucaya? At bat or are you going to be on the field, too? Boisey Hawks, Freebirds, something like that. I don't know. Freebirds. Tuesday, July 21st, Bryant Field in Marysville, California. Wow. All right.

Come on out. My first professional played appearance, because I played on a team before, but they didn't let me get in a bat. Too close of a game. This time I'm getting in there early in the game. What if it's a really close game? I'm going to hit early. I'll fucking, I'll make it an unclosed game, doggy. You can hit off a professional picture. Yeah, have you taken any BP?

Most likely I won't get a hit. I don't know why you guys are making this a thing. Sorry that we want to try. We're fucking rooting for you, dude. I'm going to try. Is crazy. Are you going to play in the field at a position, too? Maybe.

I'll play the field. My wife and I are on the outs. No, I'm going to be on the team. Come see it. Marysville. So you just get in a... You say you're on the team. Are you getting a...

just in a bat, like a courtesy at bat. Is it like when they have them throw the first pitch? No, no, no, no. In the game. Is this like a Savannah bananas thing where you dance to the plate? It's like a promo? Like they're just putting you on because they'll sell some tickets. I'm friends with them.

Yeah, they'll sell a couple, eight, nine tickets. And I put a helmet on and an outfit and a uniform outfit. Why don't we start a softball team? No. The three of us. I can hit a softball. We can't ever get together. Lewis's like, right, bad out, bad news.

Flying in from S.D. Can you do the softball game at 10.30 at night at Central Park? Can we take a moment to point out that not once but twice, Lewis thought he could fly from the West Coast and be here at 11 a.m. 1 p.m. You took the red eye. You could do it. Yeah. Yeah, if you left two days earlier, you could do it too.

That's so funny. I don't know if he flew right before. I fly from San Diego to New York that day. I'll be home by 10 a.m. I don't know if I, no, I don't know if there's a Sunday show very often. So that's why. Usually I come home on Sunday. That's good that you had a Sunday show.

Yeah. Well, I feel like it was a big waste of time for everybody involved. What are you kidding? I'm having a great time. There's another words we have a good Friday, a good Saturday. And then that Sunday sucks it all over. No, it was the best show of the weekend, it was the smallest crowd. Yeah.

Like it was a, it's a grab you in the face. Because that's of the real fans do show up. Just sometimes for me, not enough of them. No, every time I've ever added a show. like they're like hey dude you're fucking awesome today dude sucks about the turnout but they say that and you like literally it just drains your soul from your body

oh you notice that or they'll go or they like to go I felt like it was like a small hang you go I hate when they give the excuses dude fucking the fucking FIFA they name something that would have nothing to like yeah dude you know the poodle conventions

in town I literally had prom season one time like it's prom season I had the flower festival That's what I had in Albany. Yeah, the lilac festival. They were like, sorry, dude, Lila, fact, well, you go, if I'm bleeding out to that. My fan base is fucking nuts. Yeah. Yeah.

But that was great. I mean, it was a fun time. You know, it's even funnier is when there's a comic close to you sold out in your, I, I was at wise guys on time, and it was like, you know, less than half sold. And I left the hotel and it was a cross street from the arena, and it was fluffy, live. And it was like, extra sold out. He sold so many zes. We had to actually open up the roof.

He sold so many seats, they gave him an award. Yeah, they're like, oh, sucks. The owner's like, you need to tweet about it. I had that at the Wilbur when I first started playing the Wilbur. I was out front, and I'm smoking a cigarette, and it's half sold. And all these people are walking by going, Bobby, Bobo, what's up? I'm like, what the fuck? You're going to the show?

They go, no, no, no. Conan's right next door. Oh, my God. Sold out 3,000 seats. And what's that fucking Boston? shipping back to Boston. Oh, Dropkick Murphy? I used to come out to them.

That was my song. They were opening from live next door. That's so funny. You just hear it through the wall. Dang-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-h. They go, I go change my song right now. I don't ever walk up to that again. I want a godsmack, make it happen.

Oh, fuck me. Yeah, those are bad. Yeah. What are you do? AC. That's what you're going to do. It's not hot. You have 15 minutes left. We got this. Brother? We can do it. Switch to places. Bring it in. So what else is that one doing summer? I'm playing pro ball.

All right. So that's pretty good. I really have nothing. My thing that I'm looking forward to most is going to Spain with my son, experiencing. When is that actually? Mid-August. Nice. That is a good one. That'd be fucking great. How long are you guys going there for? A week. Which is rare. I don't go on vacations that long ever. Ever, dude.

I'm vacationing. a lot, five days. But it's for a little. I'm going to Mexico on Wednesday. For how long? Four nights. That's a lot. Now, what do you think of this guy? Sarah followed this guy on Instagram. This guy will fly to an exotic location. And fuck your wife behind your back. It's crazy.

I think he's great. Can you guys be serious one time? Yeah, go ahead. Sorry. For one moment. Go ahead. Sarah's fucking that guy. I would love that. Sarah's fucking an influencer?

You can fly these. You fly, it's like four or five hour flight. You can go to somewhere for a day. You go down to fucking, like the middle of the winter, you fly to Belize or Balee that, whatever the fuck. Argentina, you can go for like a day and a half, get a hike in. I'm thinking about going to Colombia, right? Disappearing.

You have some coffee. Sarah Cash is in the life insurance policy. And some emeralds. Go hike and you fly back that night. Stupid. Why is it stupid? Because it's dumb. You go.

You fly, like I fly to London. You want to go and experience the fucking city for at least a few. days. You're gonna fly. You can just go for no way for a day. No, not a day. You gotta go for like a weekend. It's a dumb thing, Joe.

And you know it is. Yeah. You can't even hold your face together right now. Look at your face. You know it's ridiculous. You know it's crazy. It's not bad. We're busy men.

Yeah, but you could go for two days. That's what I'm saying. Day and a half. I said a day and a half. Yeah, but it's not the point of four days minimum. Four days is a minimum. Yes.

You're going to fly there, two days there. Fly back. Like Europe, you got to go for seven days. First night, you got first night to see if your hotel is haunted. Second night to see if you can be friends with a ghost. Third night to finally realize it's not haunted and you can go sleep. Or you could have sex with a ghost.

That's incubus. If you had a ghost in your house and it was fucking molesting you, would you fight it or would you let it go down? Depends on how good of the handy. How good of a heat. But you didn't know if it was a girl or a guy ghost. Somebody just told me this, that like,

people that have, like, experiences with like aliens that most of them just being molested it was Rogan that's who Phil I do this Rogan's over that? Yeah when you were pulled over with James He goes robin to question it You know man a lot of the times

They're just being molested Isn't that crazy? Like so it's like the whole anal probe thing Is them just like getting finger fucked by their uncle Just by a softball coach Yeah but to aliens That's not anal fuck that's just how they say hello Yeah they go through the anal.

Do you not believe in aliens? No I believe in aliens I don't believe that aliens are visiting. I don't believe that we are in the same space at the same time as aliens and they're visiting us on this earth. You don't think we've ever met an alien? No.

Not once. Nope. Did you guys see Disclosure Day? No, I hurt. It sucked? It sucked. You hated it. It was terrible.

What was wrong was? It was closure day. It was E.T. with a stupid or fucking alien. Oh, is that the Spielberg? You saw it? You liked it? I went to the premiere. You liked it.

It was there. You liked. Cady Smith was there. it suck. It just wasn't good. It was I thought it's like. I like when people tell me a movie sucks. I go watch it. I kind of like it. It's a ghostbuster. You're not going to like it. The female Ghostbusters, pleasantly surprised.

Whoa. That people hated. Woke. Hail Mary, good movie. I wish you would be woke in this podcast. Hail Mary was a great movie. Project Hell Mary. Project Hell Mary. Fucking epic movie. You didn't like Project Cal Mary? You. This fucking fag loved it.

I didn't see it. I mean, I don't know. Good job. What's your opinion of Project Hill Mary. I didn't see it. Oh, you're going to love it. You fucking queer. You came in a hot. You can't do that. You can't just attack it.

You're going to fucking hot. He's going to love it. He's going to love it. He's going to know shit about me, weird. Weird, dude. It's some gay fucking, what's it about?

Purposely weird and fucking dumb. The guy, the earth was going to die. They needed to figure out what the fuck was in acting. Is it Ryan Gosling? I love him. He's great. He's great. The son was being killed.

They found it was killing the sun. And they had to go to this other. fucking galaxy. The sky, not like a father's child. Got it. And then he had to go out there. They finds a rock alien. I like that. Well, he found an alien ship, and the alien ship was, their plant was dying from the same thing. Oh, my God. So the alien in the movie, not CGII. Crying. I got a real alien? They got a real alien.

They actually have a puppeteers do it. Oh, that's fun. Eight puppeteers doing it. That's fun. Now, old school alien. I am sweating like we're in a Georgia fucking courtroom. And this is a murder trial. Joe is nodding off like he's on fentanyl. Can we please hit the AC? Please. It's so cold. I stop blowing right on my body.

You're the reason we have to do this podcast that night. Give me some AC. What are you going to say? We should have been doing this today at 1 p.m. It was you. What was me? That we're here. We did this for you.

I could have done it tomorrow morning. I could have done it tomorrow morning. What is this? It's you. We're here because of you. We're here because of you did. Don't counterpun. I'm sweating in this chair.

It's because of you. Because of Lewis. We could have done. have done this tomorrow morning. We could have done it tomorrow morning. I couldn't because I had a previous appointment that I knew. No, you do this. You talk about our business to open.

What business do you have? What business you have tomorrow? What's going on? My business is a business. In business? In business? Joe! Wake up, Joe.

I'm listening. I'm here. You put your head on the fucking mic. Hey, man. You take your boots off. You put your feet on the table. It feels like we're podcasting with Artie Lang again. You go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Joe, we got fucking 12 minutes. I'm here. I'm here. Look at how red his eyes are. I'm here. I'm listening. I got to drive home an hour. Oh, that's, by way, Bobby, this man, nobody fucking weaponizes their home and then makes it.

By every time I see Bobby. Weaponized. Move up to Westchester's. It takes 20 minutes. 20 minutes. It's time to go tired. Yeah, dude, I don't know. I got to home until 3 a.m.

I might not watch Max graduate. He's like, dude, takes me two and a half hours to get home. I have to wake up at six. I woke up at six this morning. How long right now for you? How long right now? Mine's 39 minutes. How long are you, Joe, to get home?

I can ride my bike home in 11 minutes. Fuck off. Do you have a bike with you? How are you getting home? He does a city bike. Home right now? What is yours to get home right now? Mine's an hour.

Ten minutes in a kid. Not even an Uber? Ten minutes in a cab. Mine's an hour of four. Twelve minutes. It's a long one. Six minutes. Every time I talk about moving.

He's like, dude, move next to me. It takes me 11 minutes. I don't fucking put this into it. I don't say that we're doing a fucking Monday night. I can be here in eight minutes. It's fucking two minutes. Lewis is like,

they do this all time on movies. It's the lighting. We'll make it look like it's daytime. Then we start. Ladies, like fuck this. I got to be, I'm not having to be home until 4, 5, 15 in the morning.

It's closer, is it far? It's close during fucking regular hours. Bobby's going to have to pull over a nap in between the ride. I'll be home and twas. He's tapped by a patrol.

Have you ever done that? Have you ever pulled over? Yeah, I've had to, yeah. Yeah, me too, dude. He goes, dude, I only got rations till the morning. No. When he wants you to move there, it takes 10 minutes. When it's a late podcast, it's like Oregon Trail.

An hour and five minutes is crazy for this late at night. If I was... There's no traffic. That's no traffic. That means when there's traffic... I can get to Philly in that time. When there's traffic, it's got to be great, Bobby. It takes me 12 minutes.

I'll be in my house. Bobby's breaking and he's about to be honest. Bobby, when there's traffic, how terrible is it? All right. If you were going to my old house. Oh, why are you doing your own house? Let me finish this. If you're going to my old house...

This is the same as the last weekend game. It would take... It would take around 35 minutes. Right now. Put your old address in. I did. Let me say. I just...

I know what it is. A built him road. I don't... Can I say something? Let me see. Can I say something real quick? Can I say something? Can I say something?

Can I say something? He's lying about Billton. I want to say something. I want to say something. I don't... When you park down here... here, it can be an extra fucking half hour, up to

50th Street. I parked down here every time. It's midnight. Yeah, but sometimes they shower. It's out of shit. That's true. And you're going to go through the lights, bing, bing, bing. All right, let's say 20 minutes. So you get home in 9 minutes. I'm parked here. I park at 50th Street. 50th street and 8th.

So you want to get to your car and then it's another hour in five minutes? I got an Uber up to the fucking car. The truth comes out. And they all You can go back. It's like a stenographer. You can go back a million times. Don't move to Texas. Move into my house.

Be home in 11 minutes. It's going to take you an hour and a half to get home tonight. It would take me, here. Bobby, you have to text us when you get in the door. Right here. Yeah, text the chat. From my car. 32 minutes from my car up to my car.

From my car to the door. Bobby? That's not bad. You need to text a group when you walk in. The second you walk in your door. All right. So it's going to take a little bit like an hour. I mean, that was to my old house.

Yeah, dude. Danny, you fucking rat, think. No, we knew that. 45 minutes. Not even a little bit of red on there. 46 minutes. No, and that is blue. My piece of shit.

My hat is like a shark spin. I say something, though. I'm telling him to move to Dobbs Ferry or Hastings. That's where I'm trying to move. Which is like 30 minutes away from the city. Am I right, Dan? Say Hastings. I don't live there yet.

I live six minutes up the street. Yeah, I know. Fucking blows. Dobbs Ferry, 44 minutes. From 50th and 8th? No. That's not where he's leaving. From 100,000.

44 minutes, right here. From how many seven? Put in a hot. Dobbsbury, 44 minutes. Put in. People are all full of shit. I'm 39 minutes. I'm not full of shit.

30 minutes is good, good amount of ride. I got a pool. 12 minutes from home. I got a sauna. I got a, I got to get a sauna. I got to get your sauna guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, is it good?

Should ask Sonia Claus. That wasn't bad. He's brunt me down. Now who's sleepy? He's running his down. Not me. Oh, we have to do ads still. I'm fucking, I got an hour drive.

I got an hour and a half hour. I got an hour. I can't stay. You guys went to the ads. Lobby lives in fucking Weston, Mass. Dude, I got to fucking get Uber to my car and then make it home. The important thing is the fans never upset about the show. They love it.

You go to Reddit. This is a great episode. today. People are upset about anything. When do we start giving a fuck about what fucking eight people think about? More than eight people. 20,00 people. 20 hundred people. I don't know.

The sauna's pretty good. It was expensive to put in. How much? After buying, I bought the sauna and after having it put together by the guy that put it together, and then have the electric company come out all in, 10K. Whoa! I'm gonna stick with my little one.

But it's dope. We make that every 14 episodes. Three persons. Yeah. It's really bugging me watching other people drive fucking Ferraris. Lewis goes,

and we've been doing this. I've never bought a mint coat before this week, but they fit weird. You know you can kill the foxes and make jackets out of them when you're done? That's why I was there.

I was actually shopping for a jacket. I have a fox coat. I was picking which fox. Like a lobster? Yeah. I pick it out. I like their personality. That way I can wear it.

My girl got airmuffs. She's here. He said airmuffs? I said airmuffs. I patted those airmuffs. Joe's first at the solar party falling asleep. Hi, Joe, we're going to just run dicks on your face in a few minutes. Just rub your actual dick on my face.

Yeah. Come. Oh, my gosh, the longest five minutes I've ever experienced in my entire life. Oh, you never saw my Tonight Show. Ah, shit. No, seriously, you never saw it. I didn't hear from you. No, I did.

I saw it. I showed Baby James, remember? You were touched. Oh, yeah. Sent you a video of him watching your Tonight Show. Yeah. That was nice. I've done three.

Has anybody got any TV things coming up? No. No. Not at all. What happened? Ryan Hamilton just threw the night show. Ryan Hamilton has a Netflix special. We should plug that.

Okay. He's good. Yeah, watch Ryan Hamilton's Netflix specials. Watch Ryan Hamilton's Netflix specials. Yeah. Dude, we're so sleepy. It's like we're all going to bed right now. I wish I was going to bed right now.

We got four and a half. You're going to just for laughs. Yeah, but I'm only going up there Saturday night. Just one day. Yeah. I fucking love you. You really don't fuck around. You just come in.

They were like, well, how long you would be here? I was like, I'll be up there. He does the same thing with his fucking best friends festival as well. Piece of shit. I like my time. I like my time too, and I like it at Skankfest, baby. Yeah, I know you do. Skank Fest, go.

Ooh, never one. What? You can't do that. We're all sleepy, and people have sat through this episode. Yeah, this is the last five minutes. Who is it? Go by Skank Fest tickets. Why?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you get Matt Wright? Is it somebody, is it a comic that's big or a performer that's big? Oh, yeah, I'll tell you guys one real fair. Get Skankfest. But is it a comic? Top anniversary. Go to skankfest.com.

And it's going to be, you're going to, listen to me. I got some ideas. It's a big deal. Is it a comic or a performer? Don't worry. Dude, if the lights went down and you did hear. So let me tell you a little something about a star. I'd be like, fucking crush you.

They got Bill motherfucking. And then you hear. What? What? What? What? He's got sleepy. He's got homeless dog eyes now.

Yeah. Cosby's still alive, right? Yeah. Of course he is. Get him for Skating Fest. I think that would be awesome. I actually think that would be fucking great. I'm really excited to watch the movie.

Me too, man. It's going to be exciting. You can't show me anything tonight. It's even a little sliver. Just something. We can't end it on what we've been starting the last 12 weeks. Now we're trapped in a loop. Yeah, we're trapped in a trap.

We're caught in a trap. We can't walk out because I love you too much, baby. That's our song. That's our song. We can't get out of this because we love each other too much. That's true. Don't you mean? We should make it the last regs at Skangfest this year.

Oh, yes. Oh, please. Final. That would great. Final. You think that's it, right off? Let's do it. Let's do it, show.

Guys, Lewis got his house. How did you just go? The regs. Lewis got his house. He's out. Lewis goes, you know what? Sano was installed today. You guys are just nothing but a husk to me now.

I'm pat. You once were filled with delicious meat that I could feed off of. But now you're just dried up and dead. It didn't go as I thought. All right. I didn't know Story Wars is going to be so successful. We ride this out until one final episode. One final episode of the history at Skank Fest.

The final episode of the Regs at Skank Fest. Three weeks later, they was like, like, reunion show. So turns out Big Jays lawyers are better than mine. And he's got the lion's share. I got to get the band back together. Overrated animal. I have the Falk share. All right.

You guys heard it here first. We're riding this out until Skankfest. That's crazy. Is this real? Yeah. Joe Juan's actually out. That's the problem, Joe. This is why we're asking.

Yeah, Joe. We're joking. Joe wants out. You're literally, I mean, we're totally. Joe's an ass. May I be serious for a moment? Please. Do you really think I'm the one

who wants out of this the most? I got some private news for you. Private news. Private. I didn't make them very honest. No, I joke around. I always want to be here. I always want to be here.

I'm always the first year. First year. You're not the first. Me and Joe are you the first. Me and Joe are you the first. Take it back. Take it back. Take it back.

I do everything. We can ask the producers who's the first one here. I fucking made that. And first off, this false narrative of I never I love doing this show I get mad if this show and when you why KWD the regs have you said slide right in slide right in so are we really not are we really doing the last I'm afraid to talk now I was kidding but you guys seem pretty no no I want to talk

he's like I got something one time one time I was uh really hurt it up with a girl and then And this is like 20 years ago. Like I was very young comedy, like almost 20 years ago. And I was like, I jokingly was like, oh, you should let Dave Smith double team you with me. I was like just, I don't know why I would even make the joke. But she was like, all right. And I'm like, oh. And then I had to let Dave Smith double team this girl with me.

He didn't have you. And I think it didn't bother me. You go, no. I love the way that she sucked your dick while I was so dig her. Sarah's told the story on podcast, so I don't feel like. Like, it's... Oh, it's had me and Dave Smith, double-de-a-demeanor?

No, but Sarah was dating a guy. And Dan was like, huh? Sarah was dating a guy. This is like 25 years ago, whatever. She was in her early 20s. And then she went over his house, whatever, they had sex.

And then as soon as they finished, she was like, would you mind if my buddy fucked you? And she was like, what? She's like, I thought we were dating. She's like, I had to break up with him. That's crazy.

They were just like hanging out playing video games. He was like, could he fuck you real quick? She's like, I thought you were my boyfriend. friend. That was pretty cool. He's like, no, no, I am. I am, but also like, fuck. I just want to know if my friend can fuck you. That's such a funny thing.

Did she do it? No, she fucking broke up with him and called her friend crying. Oh, that was incredible. You know who would love pussy right now? Steve. It wasn't even like, can my buddy fuck you in front of me? Can we have a three-sum? I don't know if you were, I don't know if you peeped the score on that Madden game

when we walked through the living room, but he was losing. Steve didn't even want to fuck her. I guess. All right, boys. Well, there you go. We did it. I think it was an all-timer. You said that every week.

Danny laughing at that really hurt my feeling. That was actually painful. Let's run back. Well, listen, make sure you check us all out on the road. And last episode, check us on the road. Bobby will be on the road for two hours. I'm going to do a podcast on the road.

You got to text the group when you get into your door. I haven't been up this late since I don't. know when. Whatever. We used to hang out late every night. Oh, I watched the sun come up many, many times. We got kids. We got dogs.

We got responsibilities. I appreciate you. We come up every morning. All right, boys. Good night. See you guys next week on the regs.