Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - DuDu Belly

Episode Date: March 16, 2015

Robert is joined by Dan Soder, Joe List, Wil Sylvince, Shawn Crystal, Chris Scopo and Deepu Gill. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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No es la que es para estar como un caminete. To the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. I was trying to keep it like a comic-head. I have a bunch of guys on it. It's just us sitting down. And sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's intense. It's Robert Kelly's. You know what? No topics, no directions. But I love doing it.

Why you cast that girl? Side. Go! Run! I love the old D. Blue side shot. Let's show everybody out there and YKW D. Vill. How fat Bobby is from the side? I got this great fifth camera shot. Wow. Yeah.

Is that you doing? Whoa. Take this right away. Hey, that was a statement, man. This isn't a statement, Bandana. That is when that statement like that. We got a great show today. Scopo fill out the room for everybody listening live.

Oh, seven people. Wow. To my right, the truth is back. Yes. But is that fucking shitty pan shot you just did? Just stick to the fucking shots, Deepo. All right. I don't like fucking movement Bobby Ford Coppola

well he fucking edits as we go he edits it like brando than Coppola when Coppola was directing oh yes I saw what you guys together Joe and I do now pre-show meeting we play piano Right maybe everyone introduces the next person. I mean don't do that to me. Yeah What if will comes in it's Sean Yeah, I know crystal oh you knew the last name that's right Because he's a fucking human being yeah, how would we know bulls I just I just handed you a poster with my name but I was looking at back I

look at Batman he gave you a strike me a gift with his name on it you can't even remember his name well we just skip you and go right to him Sean Crystal from DC comics gave me a Batman poster was from DC he's actually art he's a comic book artist that works for DC now yeah marvel you've worked with a bunch of people yeah yeah in comics you're a freelance artist so you get one job at DC you know the job at marvel have done valiant stuff ony press right and who is your who you know for drawing a Deadpool probably most now Batman but awesome and you look like a sons of anarchy

you're not what that was expecting How it ported I mean I love how it I would ported to what does that mean though? I don't know how it puts a how it ported type little nerdy. He looks like he's out of nerdy I like Howard a lot I think so but this letter. I know that Sean looks like an MMA fight. Yeah Howard a lot I think so but just let her know that Sean looks like an MMA fight. Yeah I'm not when I look like someone you would fuck up like in a bar fight you fuck somebody up That's not take the word take you you meant take the word up out and that's what you're talking about you friggin lover of men You just want to fuck him. I don't know what you said But you're you are gay. Yeah, I picked it up. I don't like men, but I hear a lot about your ass. Yeah, I like a big ass.

Big ass. I took it, so me and, well anyways, we'll go dance out and see, let's get through this. We got Sean who's been trying to get on the show for a while. Yeah, yeah. Finally on the show, thanks for coming. Well, thanks for having me. And of course, we got the truth.

We got Chris Scopo. We got Dee to the poo to the fucking goo. Like what's going on YouTube. And we got Dan Soda, aka monster voice, aka corporate Dan, aka more successful than Joe. Well, I mean, we could go through the room getting in the people. I mean, and go through the room

And of course not out yet there Bob Thank you my heavier No, yeah Well, what are we basing by the sense I can't even say success Too many fucked up teeth hey that's insensitive. I said you look good. Yeah, Joe's looking good You can't really say that thank you. I got I got product in my hair and everything you do yeah, um And you look cute. You look even lifting weights. You're big I'm not walking into any of this is like this is like when your friends mom tries to compliment you But you just hurts your feelings.

You looked and wades you puffy. You look puffy. Are you kidding? It's not muscle. You probably want to eat. Do you want to eat? I'm going to cook. You look powerful.

I'm not kidding. Look at you. The shoulders. You look like Dwight Howard. But, you know, not at all. You look the opposite of Dwight Howard. Wait, to his hamstring. Hang on a second. That was a good one. Let me untie He looked the opposite of Dwight. When he tore his hamstring. Hang on

a second. That was a killer. Let me untie this for the hamstring bomb. That was like trying to kick him in when he's down and you miss. That's why he stinks. He got two weeks when he tore his hamstring. Yeah. He said he said hamstring before tour. As though if Dwight Howard is on the bench, he looks white and short. Hey, so last week, last week, Joe, you host, not last week, the week before you hosted for me while I was in a rubah. Yeah. I want to say thank you very much. Oh, thanks for having me. I appreciate it. And then I proceeded to get fucking nine text messages and voice mails about apologizing for because a couple of people said some stupid shit. They said some negative things. But then a bunch of people said positive things and I felt better about it. What did the negative people say?

Yeah, they said you stink the show stinks you gay fuck you you're bad teeth. That was just Bobby, but I don't know a couple built yeah some guy wrote not very good, but that guy's a fucking tool He's a tool. He likes the regular show No, he tweeted at me some other bullshit He tweeted at me this guy. I shouldn't give him the time of day or credit or whatever. I'm not gonna say his Twitter handle. There's one guy tweeted at me.

I wrote some tweet. It was just like a general tweet. It wasn't anything. They wrote you suck liberal fag. That's always. And then his icon is a skull. So I wrote, I like your skull. It's really spooky. And I wrote I like your skull. It's really spooky and he wrote back

Fuck you. I guess you don't want Republican fans. I get it. Why? And then he wrote by it was very weird because it escalated very oddly. Yeah He was polite at the end though. Well, he fuck you by he's like fuck you. Bye. Yeah So that the neck I wrote to not very good which you by. He's like, fuck you, but by. Yeah. So that, and that guy wrote, not very good, which I'm surprised he's still listening because he hates me. He thinks I'm a liberal fag. Joe and I were gonna burn guns together, rub dicks.

Yeah. Rub dicks? Well, I was gonna rub his dick, but I'm not mine. I'm gonna have to block him before this episode comes out. I don't like these people tweeting at me. It makes me very annoyed. I am proud to say, what time is it? 3 o'clock. I have not been on Twitter for a day in three hours. That's why you look so good. I chose yesterday to take a break from Twitter

for a couple days, for at least two days, not even look at it, not go on it. It's great. Right now, I went on Instagram. I'm still I did Instagram No, I did Instagram. I gotta promote my shows and shit like that. Okay, I think Twitter. Yeah, Twitter took Twitter on Facebook off my phone At the first of the year. Why? Just cut it. It was just it was too much. It was fuck with my insecurities It was it was constant. I was fucking you insecure about Gligis hair. You have a nice beard. You can draw, you can like, seduce you to a basement. Yeah, you're like, you're like, you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, every girl that leaves her boyfriend for a guy at art school, he's the guy she leaves for a boyfriend for. Yeah, if I met you up like in Pekipsey at some coffee shop, slash fresh ice cream, I fucking love you. Good to have ice cream in there. You can say to say we all have a crush on Sean Crystal.

I'm glad you know that. I'm going to keep saying your last name so Bobby and Soda remember it. I remember it. I don't think Dan's going to remember it. I won't remember it. What is it? Sean Crystal. What is it?

Sean Crystal. No, I'm just, I'm not like with my career. Your voice I could do without. It's a little whiny. Yeah, I would be insecure about the voice. I'm a Jew. I'm an easily Jew. Yeah, I would be insecure about the voice Yeah, it looks all bad-ass. He's like, what is it? What's happening here? I draw if you want to come by I'll draw you my Pants my pencils on a shop is they need to be I usually do charcoal and then somebody fills them with colors Who do you draw? Deadpool, that's deadly a sky in all of the Marvel universe occasionally a Batman

be drawn. Deadpool. Deadly a sky in all of the Marvel universe. Occasionally a Batman. Part of, part of Scopus job is should be texting us if someone's a Jew or not. What? What if I come out here guns blazing? You know what I mean? I don't think you're supposed to do that. Well, I don't think so. I don't know if you've noticed all the ooz hanging behind me. Oh, jeez. What's an ood?

It's a Jew instrument. Oh, is all I mean, that's almost just as bad as saying anything What are you playing that Jew? Contour Jew instrument. What do you mean a calculator? All right? I know get all your interview questions out now so will doesn't go what so what's a what's a what's a comic book? I'm reason why we're ver- no no no Will the thing is huge dude. Oh, he's a big comic book. I mean we had a hey will what's up? Comes in on the phone will yeah, he comes in on the phone. I'm what he get though. Yeah, sorry. We know see everybody

Hey, well, see you're sitting over there, buddy. You can shake him from over there Yeah, we'll know what you know What? Will came in and shook hands like he just took a class on how to shake hands like you walk in make eye contact go around the room in a clockwise motion Like it though, but it's very direct Everybody that contact wants in my whole life Why don't you talk in a much you sit down and talk to the microphone, Jackass. If you don't make a mouth contact, that means the person you shake your hands will

have power over you. And when I look at you in the face, I'm like, let me know. You don't control this shit. So it's a controlling thing? No, just saying hello. Oh my god. What are you doing, dumb dumb? How are you doing, sir?

Good, how you doing? What's his name? What's his name, Jack? Sean Crystal. Sean Crystal, what are you doing? You look like you're on Marshal Lawless. Thank you. What are you doing dumb dumb? How you doing sir? Good, how you doing? What's his name? Sean Crystal. Sean Crystal, what are you doing?

You look like a martial artist. Thank you! I said he looked like an MMA fighter. Great to hear your voice though. Thank you. Go ahead. I draw a comic book. He's a comic book artist for DC.

Thank you, real voice. No, that's not his voice. No, this is my voice. Oh. That's amazing. Now, this is it. I draw a debt A rabbit in the oven if there was what I do this

You joke out with what for DC and marvelous and marvelous okay, and marvel and you know you hate DC that much I ain't say I hate who said that shit you just did with all you reacted to that. No, I ain't say I hate DC He was looking you in the eye when you said it to DC I hate DC was looking you in the eye when you said it to DC I call I call a hot damn Liz My god, this is back by the list is the greatest this is back. I'm so excited If you guys you don't work the comedy seller. Scope up. Yeah, no idea. Yes.

She ran the place, little ran it. And then they hired, then this comedy seller. Yeah, I mean, everything though. She did the village, she is the mother fucker of the whole place. And all my live shows she did, she did everything with me. And then she moved, and then we got Nott Liz. Yeah.

With a capitol fucking Nott. And now Liz is back. Yeah. Fucking love you baby. She said, capitol Nott. What's that? I know I'm excited to be back. Are you back back?

Are you just, you're like back back. Yes. You're back back like bitch I'm back. You're like put a weekend in Hollywood back back like bitch. I'm back Is he I'm fucking tell that fucking Puerto Rican I said hello and Are you gonna be downstairs are you leaving? What are you doing? Are you in the room? They didn't even tell us get in walking. Yeah, oh my god I was a I was a foot of the dog. I didn't want to-

I was like, I don't know how to do this. He bite. Yeah, I was. I'm sorry, I apologize. He's the dog. For men and black. Yeah, we'll be afraid of a small dog, but I'll go talk to a girl with a boyfriend right in front of her boyfriend. No!

He was a- He come to the dog, aren't they? He come to the dog all day. What? What is he making me do? I'm afraid of dogs. Go. Me too.

Yeah, go ahead, do your think? Yeah, don't mind us No, please you come on sit in the show. I fucking that's great. I'm so happy Liz is back with her Puerto Rican and the dog All right, I'm so excited. You don't know how happy that makes me I'm so happy. I'm so happy right now How do we pee? You can pee and go in there and just say, hey, can I pee? How you shit? Yeah, we don't shit in here anyways.

I love Haitian. I love, I love Joe, because I love that everything. He said it immediately, he was like, I love it, how do we? How do we pee? We're gonna pee. See, now she heard that. Now we can't take a shit.

You can't shit in here anyways. There's no shitting. Now we can't take a shit. You can't shit me. There's no shitting. Why not? What do you mean? Because you don't shit in a studio. What? What? Any more, you mean?

I'm a mess of my bowels for you. What'd you say? You're a mess of my bowels for you. How would you mess up your bowels? Holding. Thank you. Thank you, man. This is why you are in shape.

You got all that dude. That might be dude-o-do. That might all that dude. That might be do-do. All right. Bobby's got do-do belly. From now on, no more shitting in the studio. We decided today. And we've also decided on. Bobby might have do-do belly. At first, why don't have do-do belly?

Okay, there's not even a thing do-do belly. Yeah, but the way Will says it sounds like a Haitian custom. You have do-do belly. If you don't need to get rid of your do-do belly. I know but the way will says it may it sounds like a Haitian custom You need to get rid of your do do belly. I didn't make it up. Go go. They some people who's found fun. Not shit That's true John Wayne had like 80 pounds of The Billy yeah, now what you heard about do do belly Exactly sure I was at the mootermuseum in Philadelphia and there's a guy I think it's a mooter. I was saying matter for years everyone told me mooter. What is it? I'm going to do that thing did the guy film the thing you were a partner. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, you reached out to him. I'm gonna do it. He said you did it. Oh nice. Yeah, I did okay guys have this conversation What the fuck you know maybe we're podcast it's it it's a hand the podcast and the podcast everything the podcast and the podcast it's what no sir name Sean crystal Sean his name is Sean the bike club I'm not against DC but Marvel do make bad movies but DC make better cartoons and they've been the TV shows been the flash and arrow. Oh my god Yeah, I mentioned DC's policies have been holding down the African Americans for hundreds of years Yes, the matter they don't have a lot of black characters What do you say I prefer my political?

Marvel that was that was actually deep Washington DC. Yeah, it was trying to be a pun on the DC and also political and yeah So my get hecky she's hangout chief I thought it did pretty well Little goal and yeah, so my get hacky she Hanky she Explained it and someone had to charm it saying no that was not a fact or or comment. That was a joke That tells you well you need the hanky sheep. No, you You know, I don't want the bomb hangout chief near that one. Right. That's how bad that one was Shut you know what you and him bonding makes me sick. Sorry that you can't stop doing what I love. You're gonna separate these two.

Yeah, teaching, Sean. Stop trying to get the way real love. Yeah, chips. Yeah, what? Chips. You referencing the Eric Astrodischem? Yeah, the white chips. How come you didn't do a radio show with Joe?

He'd be happy with... Because he's got Mark. Mark. No, we're making a lot of money. How much money you making? But 80 bucks a month split 40 bucks Not bad. Yeah, that's not money. That's more than Bobby Kelly. Hey, whoa Fuck man. I just saw your books. That's how I'm going to text you that's books I just saw your books, that's how I'm going to buy some of your taxes. That's what I'm going to have books. Yeah, look at the fuck, it's just the 40s. The fuck is this? The album's got a ledger.

My Al Capone. Yeah. The kid saw my books, Soda. You have to take him out. Yeah, as in tax books. Yeah, that's how we got put away, you fucking dumb dumb. I want to, I like to go back to our guest, Sean Crystal. Yeah, so you grew up on Marvel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's your favorite characters? Well, with DCI, I only like Batman. He was only one I was realistic Superman he was a Limitless power and they realize they can't make a story with someone who cannot be beating yeah, that's a good point, Sean I got stopped. What are you saying? What happened? I'm saying what are you saying? I'm saying what are you saying? Sue man, they made him unlimited and you can't make it create a story with someone I can't be being crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be crept in I can't be beaten, okay? Is that better? I don't think that's what it is. He can't be beaten. But the story of Superman has been explained to me.

I need people in the chat to write down Will's words and then we'll translate. Beaten. But the real story of Superman is that he hears all things. Yeah, so he has to choose who to respond and who not to respond to. So it doesn't matter, he's unbeatable. He has all of the world's problems weighing on him

And he can only choose and save so many people and he only chooses white people in New York. Yeah, that's really Like people Compton you never saw Superman and Compton see you on the column on Mexico Do I smell a deaf jam bit bubbling up here? You never see Superman in Harlem. That'd be a little crazy, a Superman in Harlem. Who is this motherfucker would have asked? He's rippin' on you.

Don't try to get in on the flip on you motherfucker. Just call me a motherfucker. Why would you call me a motherfucker? Technically you are now, if you still make love to your wife. No, no, no, no, no. Why would you call me a monster? Technically you are now, if you still make love to your wife. No. No, no. No, no much. First off, I like that Will just got like so angry about Superman at a no where he's like,

Batman, let me tell you something. I don't like Superman. Well, you should have the right. Otherwise, then they have to dumb them down. You know what I'm saying? Look at Noose, right now, right? They have to dumb his powers down. Like, when he got shot, he's freaking flinched.

Well, I think Bobby touched on it. It's that DC's characters are mainly godlike. Yes. Whereas Marvel, they're more flawed. They're more human. I think that's what, as a kid, I like. Now let me ask you a question. Are you into comic books or are you just an artist?

I'm, or you both. I'm not, I'm not big on continuity. And I love the medium of comics. And I'm select. I don't love all comics. I don't like just because it's a moral book. I don't love it. In fact, most of the comics I probably love are not superhero.

I do like some. Like what? Straybolts is my favorite comic. It's for good things about that. That's a great, great. Well, what is this before you jerk it off? What is it? Strayble, it's a crime comic.

Oh, David Lapin. We write it and draws it. And he did it for a while back in the early 90s. And he was self-published it. He interned under Jim Starlin, who was a great superhero artist, and learned how to do it. And then went off and did this self-published work at a time when not many people were doing it.

It made a career of it. Tarantino option did at one point. Really? And it just came back six months ago. Wow. And you heard of this? Yeah, I've heard of stray bullets, and then another one I always wanted to read was 100 bullets.

100 bullets is good one too. 100 bullets doesn't come close to strayble, it's in the writing. Now that's the thing I was gonna ask you, because I like to go by writers. Like I'll find out like writers and because they jump companies sometimes. It's their business right now. Yeah, like Garth Dennis.

What do you mean by that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So why this one? What do you mean by that? The writers are the, they're the big shots of driving force creatively in the industry. So like where do you lie? Like you I know what he is. I'm saying weird. Shut up

That's what I was talking about earlier my any you draw me a gun right now Yeah, I can like to shoot well. There's a book you gotta read them and you're gonna love is Garth and Just so people know, Robert Kelly just put the hinky sheep around his microphone because he said, draw me a gun and no one flinched. Yeah, I looked right over it because I was interested in it.

Sean Crystal was about to say. Yeah, Sean Crystal. All right, so this book, I think everyone here would enjoy it. I like that you added everybody after you just made Dan and Wail. Well, because Dan mentioned Garth Edison. He's the writer of this book. Right, okay.

It's spun off of the Punisher Max. Marvel has a long, The larger, yeah. Right, but it's spun off of that. In the Punisher Max, he introduced his character named Barakuda. Yes. And he had his own mini series.

I haven't read comics all the time. It's that good. It's fucking awesome. Because I got my old roommate, all of the, he loved the NS Punisher because NS takes Punisher in a way that like, if you don't know about Punisher, Frank Castle, who is the Punisher, was a Vietnam vet. Yeah, but original Punisher from Marvel.

Yeah, the original Punisher, but then Garth Nis took it and really did this dark thing where he did Frank Castle's time in Vietnam. Yeah, it's really fucked up. It's written. They're doing another story like that now. But this barracuda thing, it's more of Garth's comedy side. Okay, well, did you read Crossed? Oh, that's one of my friends favorite book.

It's fucked up. It's super fucked up, but it's super funny. There's like one of the main villains is called Horsecock. And he just walks around with the horsecock slapping people. Played by Wilson events. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, it's super fucked up.

Wilson Vince is actually just the cock. Yeah. I think he's credited at the end. But they, but that's like a fucked up, but it's super funny just like preacher. Right, right, right. Yeah, preacher was like funny. Right.

But like then Garth writes that Vietnam Punisher one, it was called Valley Forge, Valley Forge. It was a real somber war tale. It's fucked up, especially the end when everyone's piling on and he accepts death. Yeah. It's, I mean, we're totally geeking out right now, which I love.

I love the learning about new comic books and then, you know, but I mean mean the reality of it is now, the main comic book stars of DC and Marvel is what's, I mean literally fueling the movie business. Yeah, it's all the movie. I mean, right now those are the movies that are making the money to make the other movies, am I right? Yeah, but the Marvel is somehow doing it correct. Right. And DC has never got a hold of it. Well, I think that's an ah, what? Well, I think a lot of it DC what DC does with their super heroes is

they let other studios make the movies Marvel makes everything in house. Now Marvel now they started that with I'm an Iron Man was the first one one that i am and to me is probably one of the number one if not the number one comic because uh... comic book movie yeah because it actually it was uh... it feels like a comic book well it was it was it didn't feel like a comic book it felt like a drama action

uh... regular movie like it felt like a movie and and for somehow they suspended reality with me with the actual suit Like I could believe it happened like a real like like Batman hang on the only part of of Iron Man that took me out of it The only flaw with Iron Man one is when he first gets into the suit the one he builds in the cave shoots up a million feet in the air and falls. He doesn't die. And falls into the sand and doesn't die. He should have died. You're not protected.

You're not protected. The suit doesn't protect your organs from hitting the ground and fucking a hundred miles and that's not true. Yeah. No, it is true. That suit. Not for that.

You said it's not like a con. It was a flaw. They should have, they should should have he should have skitted He was in a tin can what's that guy's name? What's that guy's name that that played in um you would break your Flake I got lucky rock no with the weapon. Yeah, that's Mickey Jones Oh, hi, I said for what was just in a plane crash a couple of days ago, and he survived He was strapped into a seat and yeah, I

See he was strapped into the suit. Yeah. He landed the plane. He strapped in the suit. The suit is about his entire body body. Wait, didn't part of the suit break when he fell? This is the dumbest. Are you fucking really going along with this? I will defend this because I'm also going to defend the fact that it did feel like a comic book. Okay. Because it gets you to suspend the movie. First of all, that when he fell, he was what?

200, 300 feet in the air shot up if the if he came down and was kind of had the the jets was still going and then he's they they gave out maybe 20 feet 30 feet off the ground and then he skidded into the sand I could buy it you don't see the other fucking eat feet in the air and then fall and live yeah well you also don't get hit with Thor's hammer and go through 40 trees and live You do a fucking god if he's fucking in adventures Okay, and adventures when he got hit through the fucking suit, but no, no, no, no, no First of all he got he got hit with the Thor hammer and that suit the new suit

I would have believed it if it was the new suit It could have been same safety harness as the first suit. No, the new suit was way better, dude. It was made of a fucking alloyed from a satellite that is in penetrable. You can talk into a tech junkie about this. It's an argument of technology. Dude, the new suit blow the cave suit away. Okay, Bob line, that was the only flow of the movie you think?

I think the only time I got taken out of it was at that point where I think he should have got hurt or something. Okay. Not walking up half in the sand. How do you think you self out? Okay, whatever. He I just thought he would get more hurt than that. But as far as movies go, Batman begins and Iron Man changed the fucking world. I would say dark night more than Batman. But which Batman begins to you know why dark night was the first best comic book movie of all time. I think what I would I would I would I could agree with that. I could agree with that because it was more of a drama crime drama.

Yeah. Then it was a comic book movie. Yeah. But Batman should be played. Batman begins is more important because it. No, it's the first Batman begins. It's the way it begins. Batman begins was more important to me because it actually

So you like Tim training it no it showed me in reality yeah, how this guy could come to exist Oh, but one yeah bad man begins. Yeah, it's not bad man one. They don't do that. Batman one technically is Tim Burton's 1989 boo Batman one technically is Tim Burton's 1989 Boo Batman Batman that was great to my Batman begins and and I man one is probably yes up there's very Augible which one is fun what are the other DC movies other than the three Batman's Superman they's green that dude

That's not We made a limit stop stop stop stop stop superman one Christopher reason that was great That has to be on the top that's a great That's what you put in the number over Batman and I man, what'd you say would you put over Batman and I man? What are you I want a superhero that fucking can translate your captain America one was great? Michael one was good Batman begins but it was really good Captain America 2 was better

I have a lot better Hold on I got a bit of question Captain America's number Can I ask this question? Yes Can I ask this question? Make sure you also answer it though like you did earlier What are you gonna ask?

What are you gonna ask some to Anarchy? What do you think ask? What are you gonna ask, Suns Anarchy? What do you think, for 2016, Superman vs Batman, or Cat America Civil War? Let's all enter the exact same time. Civil War, they're gonna fuck up. They're gonna fuck up. You didn't even go fuck up Civil War is gonna be right. I love it He just told what he thinks and he goes what do you think though?

Anyway, no that I'm not dumb. I won't fall for your Haitian magic. What's the war? I think they wrote that's probably okay Stop for one second before you get carried away. You think Captain America Holds up with Ironman one Superman one and Batman begins you think it's even holds up with ironman one superman one and batman begins you think it's even in the same fucking ballpark i think it's at the bottom of that pack you're crazy you're crazy about that what is out there like below it

i thought they did a great job avengers is better than captain america one i'm talking about the first one the series captain america the one the first one of the series captain america the one the first one of the series of the first avengers was a fucking set up to uh... the avengers and uh... it wasn't because it was not a far-red skull the entire first of all at the end of it of course it was a set up because at the end of it he crashed the fucking thing yet so it was on the one hang on and they show them

in the fucking uh... modern day well you know you know that that happened in comic books, right? He was closing the nights for years. I know that. But that, I'm saying the way the move. But so was the incredible Hulk, and so was, and so was the war was a setup.

And so was, I don't, I wouldn't put Thor in any of them. Iron Man was a setup. Thor was entertaining, but I wouldn't, I would not see it twice. That's always better. I have Iron Man on my iPad. I've watched it probably 40 times. Okay, so you like I'm saying,

I thought Captain America the first avenger. I'm saying you're setting. I don't wanna see. So you saying you don't even enjoy Captain America? That what you saying? I think Captain America was a no question. But it was a set up to win through soldier. Win through soldier was a no question. But it was a setup to win to soldier. Winters soldier was way better.

It wasn't a setup to win our soldiers. It was a setup to Avengers. Okay, yes, thank you. But if you take Avengers out and you go from Captain America to win to soldier, which, I know you have to go through Avengers, but I think Winters soldier was a way better Captain America movie.

Oh yeah, definitely. Absolutely. Can we talk about it? Can we talk about it? Oh, definitely. What's your name again? I'm kidding. I'm gonna let you do it now. Yeah, definitely can we tell oh definitely Can we talk I'm gonna let you do it now. I thought you'd chime in that was just set up Can we talk about civil war could love you don't know what civil war's all about can you all right? Well, wait wait wait, he doesn't know. He's about slavery, right?

You don't know what it's about you you and Haiti you say Haitian so you talk bad I love the sense you talk bad too. Bobby talk bad too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is big to be happy. You talk bad too. Listen, I just want to go around the room real quick. Number, number top five superhero movies, all from Marvel?

No. No, anyway, the superhero is superhero. But yeah, but where are they from? Where what's your top five? Why got start with me for cuz you're you if I didn't start with you you go That way You want me? I will five you top Movies I agree with you with Ironman that that might be the best one. I think that the third Batman don't bane. Really?

Because they did something in that movie that Marvel will never do. They went really, really dark and deep. And Marvel's, I love Marvel, but they're not gonna do that, but that's what Batman should be. Yeah. But I think outside of that Marvel Studios

just dominates, I think the original Superman's a classic, and the newer Batman's. Oh, it's 23. I got to pick an exact order. Well, you said five, man. You can just pick a top five. You don't have to be in whatever. All right, well, I like Iron Man a ton.

Avengers. It was fun. Okay, two. Super fun. Winner's Soul Drive, I was incredible. Let's do Batman, the second one, and third one. Five. And five. So that's three more.

The three more more Guardians in there. No, you can't. You have to take one out if you're going to put it in there. Oh, I did. That's my point. That's my point. That's my point is we haven't even mentioned Guardians of the Galaxy.

I was going to bring it up. I would put up there Iron Man Guardians of the Galaxy. Okay was gonna bring it up to you. Which I would put up there Iron Man Guardians of the Galaxy. Okay, right there. Oh, I'm finished. One, two. All right, I would say, I would love to put supermanages because it was the first, the reason why the first movie to actually take us into this world was Superman,

with Christopher Reeves, where we went, oh my God, this guy's flying. This is amazing. Like, I mean, seriously, I mean, that one he's like, yeah. That's super though, such like a great like, oh my god, he's flying. I was a yeta.

Yeah, super man's mom. Oh my god, you can fly. Clock, you need to fly to school because I can't take it because I'm like, I'm breath, my breath is taken away. You can fly. I would You need to fly to school because I can't take it because I'm like, my breath is taken away. You can fly. I would have to say Iron Man.

I would have to say Guardians of the Galaxy. I would say Batman Begins. I would say The Dark Knight. And then I would say Superman. Okay. Doopie. I have to leave. Doopie.

D-Poo. D-Poo. Dark Knight was pretty amazing. I hated Guardians of the Galaxy. I don't know what everyone else is. We're not talking about what you're hating. we're not talking about your hate it. We're not talking about your hate here. You hated Guardians of the galaxy Yeah, I don't understand why everyone was so I'd you hate it. I bet you loved 911 Did you really just you hated it or you just didn't know? Is that your voice?

I love Sean crystal's voice. I do too. Okay, maybe I didn't hate it. I just I didn't like it as much as the rest of the world did. Oh god. What did you not like about it? A generic plot, you know? A generic plot of fucking kid who gets kidnapped by alien beings. Mm-hmm.

And this and taken into a world and taught how to be pretty much a fucking what was he a guardian a thief I mean and then and then has to go fight Thanos Who is holy shit powerful Holy shit powerful I thought it was pretty intricate though because There was times I was confused it's the only comic book movie I've ever seen that I was like I don't know what the fuck's going on here at times But maybe I'm an idiot do you understand that that movie okay? It fucking

Connects the Marvel universe. Yeah, I mean, it's the first movie that actually connects everything. X-Men. Thanos. No, no, yeah, Thanos, it connects, what are you doing? I'm fixing to stop.

You gotta stop, because you're fucking up the thing, dude. You gotta stop, you're fucking up the thing dude You gotta stop you fucking up the sound Why would you why you play? I start a long time ago you guys should do a buddy cop You play with the thing with you you play with the microphone every fucking time You know I don't it was loose It's not loose I stop why you don't still talk mark because you drive me mental. That's why I'm sitting here

I can't my microphone goes out when your microphone does that okay, I stopped so now we miss everything I just know we did not I got to repeat it Thanos always repeat yourself I Think you're retar I think it's one of the most I think I think out in the galaxy was one of the most amazing movies ever now You was mentioning all the things that connect. Huh? It connects everything. It connects all, it's connects Captain America Iron Man. It's a Lynch pin of all.

It's the Lynch pin of everything because Thanos, and what's the rings again? The Infinity Gauntlet. The Infinity Gauntlet. It's, it's, it's, it's, his father was a, was Thanos's brother, right? There's a connect in your, or related to Thanos.

A connect, does it connect in humans? Because the in humans is coming your hands. Oh, related to Thanos. A connector in humans because the in humans is coming out too. Yeah, everything's connected. They're doing a good job of that. Everything's fine. Yeah, hold on, you mentioned one movie that you like, man, then you went on to what you don't like. Well, I thought that was interesting, you know.

Great little conflict. Why am I half in the shot? What's on the floor? Coming this fall to FX. It's Bobby in the Haitian. What's the other fall the effects it's Bobby in the Haitian What's the other four man? I really liked You want to get into that? Yeah, I don't know. I don't really think about what

These 40 minutes ago man You're just grabbing the mic twisting it like a fucking fat cock No, no, no, no, no, no, you went on and then you want to give me a speech and you for him you get my God damn it will he was his trainer thought and he used you to fucking make it look like he didn't lose his trainer Just fucking let him have it. He's a good guy. He's trying to host He's fucked up and he blamed it on you. That's it has has a fan of this gonna dump off to be stuck in the middle of this is just a fucking drink It's so clear he had some dumb shitty thought that he couldn't put together So we went off on you and then now we moved on I'm gonna

Right I was so He would like that But let him continue his freaking tie five with me. He's thought the whole show and gave me and preached about why we should not unplug my phones I was moving the mic like the mic cast cuz I'll do the difference between how I was moving the mic This was me moving the mic. Yeah very subtly like that. This is will Yeah, we'll pop he unplugged it. No, he actually unplugged the fucking microphone. Unplugged it. And my mic goes up when his mind, it's he literally. I ever occurred to you that was halfway unplugged. I was plugging it back in. That's both not true.

Go to unplugging your press a little button and snap it out dummy. So that means, that means it was already unplugged. That's it. I have to force means it was over there in the blood. To that means I have to force my pump to hit the button and slide out. You know this microphone works, right? You don't need to scream into it. It actually works just fine. Is it this, is this what the show about?

I like the three Christopher Nolan Batman's and the two Tim Burton Batman's. Yeah. Are you fucking really with the Tim Burton Batman? I love it. Who's all these adventures out? I didn't see the Avengers. I don't care about comic books really. Burton Batman's yeah are you fucking really with the Tim Burton what the Avengers out I didn't see the Avengers I don't care about comic books really while you're here why am I here to do comedy you fuck why are you here

yeah what the fuck is that he's killing it today I didn't know it was the comic book podcast yeah I'm gonna be the most hated guests of this show no you're not no you're not no not even close the women who listen to this are gonna hate it but no I'll for no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That was John first to Batman returns with Danny DeVito's the penguin except that was the whipper and I think Michael Lawrence at this point that's the only time that the penguin as far as I know has tried to be associated with the penguin yeah where he wasn't a guy being like I'm actually that they try to make him he was related to penguins yeah like he was not what the penguin is my penguins and got their powers I guess Guardians as higher than Batman returns but that first Batman I thought was great I still think it holds. I think it's funny with Nicholson and and Keaton is great

Okay, I think it's fine, but when you go to Batman begins and you're talking about a movie that will hold up Oh, yeah, those are much better over again. I saw the Nicholson one recently and it is so bad Irrigolson is so bad. It's fucking it's really is It's fucking it's really is it's happy. He's bad Compared to like it, but he's bad compared to Heath Ledger though. I think I think is that you comparing No, I'm not comparing. It's just like you just watch it. It's just okay. So so Heath Ledger one and Jack Nicholson Which do you pick? Oh, don't know. He's that's the dumbest gay Batman begins in the the the the the Tim Burton one

Okay, Batman begins in the Tim Burton one Great to that crew what Christopher Nolan did with that franchise is fucking amazing I'm a man was better than all of the book. He took he took a he actually made Batman dark Yeah, which he should be Yeah, it's fucking mental and realistic. Go ahead What do you just ask him me to name my top five? I didn't say there anything near it I don't think the Tim Burton Batman is anywhere near dark night. I think they're fucking on different Whatever yeah planets Those are just my top five favorite comic book movies. I haven't seen the event. You normally raise your hand when you ask a question Joe

I tried to when it gets too wacky. Yeah Joe does raise his hand Okay, what do you got scopo? Let's say R.M.N. Okay captain America to home Guardians of the galaxy hang the dark night. Okay, what do you got, Scopo? I would say, RMN, Captain America 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, the Dark Knight, and... You've had a half hour to come up with this. I honestly can't be sure. I mean, you're the dumbest person I know. Oh, Avengers. Really? Yeah.

That's four out of five Marvels. He had three out of five Marvels. I have zero Marvels. Now, here we go go here's a question now they got bend plain batman we got uh... the superman guy coming back they're gonna fight each other

i guess that the it looks like suit man to their basing it off uh... i think they're basing that dark night returns framerate which is fucking awesome and there's no way they're gonna capture it okay wait a wait a second. So dark night returns. Dark night returns is the Frank Miller that he wrote, which is fucking crazy. The last Batman that we saw was called Breaking the Bat, right? That was a Bane.

That was based off breaking the bat. Right. But the fight scene was based off breaking the bat. But it was called Dark Night Rises. Rises, and who did that? Well, they took it from multiple comic books just like they did dark. Yeah, there was there when Bane came into the Batman universe. He broke Batman's back and Alfred became Batman for a little while.

And then Grayson and then Nightwing. Yeah. Wait, Alfred was Batman. He took it over for a little bit and then Dick Grayson became Batman who then then he became Nightwing and then they got a new and then bat and then Dick Grayson became Batman who then then he became Nightwing and then they got a new and then and then Bruce Wayne returned. All right. Now we're losing everybody. Isn't Alfred?

Well, I thought he, isn't he like 75? So Alfred was a fucking royal marines. That's not that ass motherfucker. You know, really? If you know how the real Joe, they didn't say that any of the movies though. No, any of the Batman movies. No, not the movies they didn't, but if you read the comic book, he, Alfred was a badass motherfucker. That's what made him cool. They should have had that. That would have been a lot cooler though. They didn't not the movies they didn't but if you read the comic book keep Alfred was a badass mother fuckers

That's what made him cool. They should have had that would have been a lot cooler though set up like a 75 real guy instead of Michael Cane getting over emotional guy. Yeah, I told you parents. I was not gonna that It's in his unbelievably bad mr. Robin. I'm mr. Bruce He is so bad you had it you had it, but you should robin and you lost it You fucking asshole. We don't care if you make a mistake. You just keep going. Damn, we love you. What's the tough five?

Number one, Dark Knight. Number two, Batman Begins. Number three, Avengers, because I thought it was so much fun. Four Guardians of the Galaxy. And number five, I would probably have to say I want to say Superman because I loved I Remember watching that being like holy shit. That's like super as a kid. I was like all those Chris for his Yeah, Chris for you. Yeah, I think I said yeah That member of suit man, they're gonna introduce Robin

Yeah, it's been leaked Yeah, it's gonna be a girl constantly got it well that from the dark night returns and why do they make fucking robin a girl jit why the fuck it was obviously a girl you see that outfit that the the do is wearing yeah also that woman is a fucking girl can we can we stop with

this shit because i don't know if there you know what's your name that that spanish actress who said What do you think about all this? They're trying to make sp and give minorities roles and it's like stop let white people have this superheroes She was like stop trying to have a Puerto Rican super here. Who is that? Rodriguez that shit was in loss cast in my top five. Go ahead. Say it top five Black Panther. He's like, shaft. That's a cat.

Meteor man. Robert Townsend. What was the one that the Wayne's brother's like, man, man, that's a great movie. I was gonna say it. We really? No, I love blank man. It's a great movie.

It's Scupper, a second favorite movie. After National Treasure. Right. National Treasure. Who likes National Treasure? I like Blake man. It's a great. It's scupper second favorite movie Who likes national treasure? I like national treasure. Yes, you started you dumb dumb Come on, how are you up homeless beard? There we go. How do we go? Yeah, I am that Chris rock finger put that down your scan your man looks like a mic stand Batman begins bang Spider-Man to what

Spiderman to which one which one with with doctor. Okay, okay That would that that dude who played that guy puts was so dope man. He got billen was so dope Avengers are you shitting me? You're a man. Are you shitting me? Avengers? I was a dog. All right, doctor, doctor. I was losing this. I'm gonna walk out on my podcast. Go ahead. It's your face.

Doctor Spider-Man really? Go to Parker and doctor dude. Let him get to fire. Go ahead. And and cat the America too. Okay. Peter Parker and the octo dude let him get to find go ahead and And cat the America to A lot of sequels in there you let me tell you something you are a fucking jackass explain all my why they went I spiderman 2 dr. Ock is a you nuts. I put Spider-Man 1 way over spiderman way over Spider-Man 1 with Toby good number one

If you're gonna pick a spider-Man movie you pick that you don't pick fucking two you haze to horse shit Just horsesh it's plainable horseshit forced forced horse shit So you go say you hate three also they haven't Three was three the other reason Toby McGuire stopped was able to stop Way in Spider-Man like they made him fucking singing dance Here's a thing they fucked up venom The here's a thing you want to do Spider-Man you have to do what they did with the Hulk They have to throw him into something else which is and they have to well that's what they're doing now

Which is what you know that the Marvel got the vice to Spider-Man Well everyone says that's I don't want to spoil it. Spoiler alert. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be.

He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be.

He's going to be. He's going to be at the very end of the war. He's going to be at the very end of the war. He's going to be at the very end of the war. He's going to be at the very end of the war. He's going to be at the very end of the war. He's going to be at the very end of the war. He's going to be at the very end of the war. He's going to be at the very end of the war Captain America at the very end of the penalties Civil War okay, they say to the way he's gonna be in the will you're not listening to me He's gonna show up in Avengers 2 and then be in civil war. Is he gonna be the last scene? Yeah No, no, no, that's what I'm telling you is that the production of at the stop for

you is that the production of any stock for for uh uh the man he's gonna be the Easter egg in Civil War. No, no, no, he's gonna be in Civil War. Well the rumor on comic book movie was that he's gonna check this out. Hold on, can I say this? Are you fucking listening with Spider-Man in Civil War? You know, with Spider-Man Civil War that makes it even worse for Cat Batman versus Superman now why because they remember they was keeping competing on the same day They had the same day. There's gonna come out on the same exact day DC comes out of the same day as a marvel they're dumb Watch is come on watch what is coming up? What you know? Come on, watch what is coming up. They moved it up.

What, you know, they was supposed to come out, they would slow down, they would come down, come down, come down, come down. Fucking tough to get a word in with it. Well, sometimes they would come down, come down, come down. They were supposed to come out the same day, March 5th, on May 5th, and Batman was swimming and and Avengers and Captain America 3.

And then they thought they could beat Captain America 3 because they thought Superman versus Spider-Man was better. When Guardian and Galaxy came out and did excellent numbers, DC buckled because they're like, oh shit, they're doing that with our unknown movie, Imagine Captain America 3. So they moved the movie up to March because if he's really moved up to March, they saw how good Captain America 2 did. This past March, how excellent it is. So it was like, you know what, it's not that bad. Okay, now you can't talk for 10 minutes.

We need to back me into brewing. It's supposed to come out now March of this year. No, no, next year next year. This is March. I mean, I always say I want to say March. When is the Avengers coming out May 1st? May 1st. Now now I want to ask a question about the Avengers.

So first of all, Marvel has Spider-Man back. Yeah, they bought it. They got it from Fox. Half what hang on. Yeah, they're allowed to use him. Yeah, they bought it got it from Halfway. No, they hang on. Yeah, they're allowed to use him but It's Sony all Sony all the all the Sony can still make Spider-Man movies, but they're at least They're making fucking nine ghostbusters Nine they're I'm exaggerating, but they're making a woman one and they're gonna make a man one and they're gonna make a

Gua Gua Gua Gua the Mollion one what? making a woman one and they're gonna make a man one. And they're gonna make a Guadamalian one. What? That's made up. Yeah, because you can't say Guatemala. Guadamalian? Is that right? Is this a Malian shirt? I'm gonna do the next syllable, Guadamalian.

Yeah, Guadamalian. Yeah, no, there's no. They're gonna do about the guys that make the proton packs. They're actually making all woman-woman ghostbusters. Yeah. Which look, okay, I'm with it because of the people they picked. I think they casted it amazingly. I think with the people that they casted,

it's gonna be fucking hilarious. Has an end to reboot something like ghostbusters without the guys. Okay. I'll go with that, but don't do too. Don't make me fucking, don't make me fucking do, choose a year and a half later. Don't do that, horseshoe. Do they cast the guy when you?

Cause they have the rights. They're thinking about fucking Pratt from Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd be good. No, he won't be good because there's gonna be one out all right. Oh, Channing Tatum was in it, I think, right?

I think Channing Tatum's gonna be in it. What's in the sexy Ghostbusters? We're gonna have's gonna be one out all right. Oh Channing Tatum was in it. I think right I think Chiantan I'm gonna be sexy ghost busters. We're gonna have to deal with a lot of Fuck ghosts Bobi time's gonna be a ghost It's gonna be Okay, there you go take that but don't get I He blows nose with it when there's back pocket like an old rancher I think it's fucking stupid that they're doing that.

I mean, come on, just do one. But these rights, that's what I hate. Hey, if they're now, Sony has the right, if they do a Spider-Man, first of all, if Marvel does it, they shouldn't, they should just add them to something, which I think is great. That's all they can do. If they, if that's it, if they're not doing a whole movie

with him, I don't think he can carry a movie. What what this what happened. This is deal Marvel's gonna do the movie for Sony, but Sony's gonna get all the profits. I think that's what I read That's you can't give that doesn't sound right though. I'm telling you they're gonna they go higher Marvel as They're going pay Marvel course, so they're gonna hire Marvel studios to make the movie and they're gonna produce it Yes, okay, which makes better sense for the stop-reducing us. I think that's what's wrong with me. I'm not gonna go see a Hulk movie. I'm gonna go see an Avengers movie with the Hulk in it.

No, the Hulk is gonna be bad at it. You understand what I'm saying? I haven't been doing the Hulk fight. Now they're gonna do the Hulk fight. Are they making a Hulk movie? Yes. The reason why the Hulk, other one Hulk failed because Ed Norton, he bullied the movie and we wrote the entire script.

Yeah. And Ed Norton was he bullied the movie and we wrote the entire script. Yeah. And is it like a flash in the movie? What? Edward Norton was notoriously difficult to work on, work with on the incredible whole. He's great in Burton. He wanted to edit it himself. He wanted to add some stuff in it. He wanted to be a dramatic movie and Marvel was like, so they gave it to him because

Marvel was just coming up at the time and they knew how big Ed Norton was. So they just allowed him to change the entire script. And that's what happened. So technically, Hulk was not really by Marble, and my head was really by Ed Norwood. It wasn't a Marvel Studios movie. Yes, it wasn't. No.

Can I like Hulk 2 better than Hulk 1? Oh, the one. I think the one with Ed Norwood was better. Yeah, by the way, I still like one. The one was kind of nice. One was funny. He was running a desert. Oh, but I think it was, but I still like one. No one was kind of nice. One was when he was running the desert. Oh, the dog. The fucking dogs. Are you kidding me with the dogs? The only good part was Nick Nolte is Thunderbolt Ross. I like WrestleMania six. Yes, that was pretty cool. Okay, so now here. So spider-man's coming back in you're

saying that it's going to be in the event. Apparently apparently it's now who's I want to know one thing at the end of the new at the end of the new uh... altron age of altron uh... trailer yeah who is that that's the vision that's that's a man to one second hang on now that if we see if that's vision right i didn't know if it was vision and i want to just that you say but if that's vision if i I'm not, if I'm correct, that's Jarvis. Jarvis turns into Vision. Yes. Jarvis is just a computer program like Siri.

Right. But he becomes the vision. The vision. I don't give a fuck dude. I'm not a, I'm not a total fucking nerd. But I, this shit, the reason why I love Marvel, the connection. That's they do like what Tarantino does with all his work. Exactly.

Tarantino, like, you know, they're doing what they did in the comic book for decades on the big screen now. Which I think is the smartest thing they've done. I think what bums me out as a comic book fan is there's all these original stories that they could make into incredible movies or even TV shows and then they just keep going back to the same guys. It's like the same guys getting work where you're like you know there uh... preacher was option by HBO yeah Robert Rodriguez right and having johnny debt play the preacher which would have been of an awesome fucking

unbelievable that story is so great what's your preacher what is that that a man fucked up book it's about a guy let our guest who's our actual DC yeah comic book writer explain it Yeah, yeah, it's actually dark so the yo yeah, I'm just I want to hear Dan. I'm on here. I'm on Christmas dance You're yeah, we're all in press with you. No Chris just so you don't everybody loves Dan look at his bag account We get it. You're called not big. It's low. You have a huge bag of I don't I've seen it is low. I've seen it will has everyone's books

Will's the bookkeeper I think we'll just call them Chris by the way I'm Sean crystal. Yeah, I saw his name was Sean Chris go That's how preachers a fuck Dan explain I apologize, please just talk. It's about a tried addition over there. It's about a preacher in Texas who loses his faith in God. Right. And then he actually gets the super power of the voice of God. Ooh.

Which means when he gets into a certain place, he can use the voice of God and whatever he says is. Oh, so this is God's will. He's Superman. It's not Superman at all. No. But he can only use this power kind of in like fucked up weird spaces. It's not a superhero book.

It's not. It's about this guy trying to find his own. It's about this guy finding his own faith. It's again the same writer that we were talking earlier. Yeah, and it's like six books. But why don't they do the boys? They should do the boys. That is like one of my favorite. I never read the boys.

And the boys. Yeah, that's Garth. Like, well, you can't say the reason why you're confused. You're going to like, you say the boys. Nobody knows what the fuck that. All right. So the boys is the boys is another series done by Garth. And it's it's 12 graphic novels.

And it's about a certain section of the CIA that controls superheroes. So superheroes are well known, there are things and they're like celebrities, but the thing is is Garth and his Rotem to where superheroes are dark. So they fuck hookers, they do drugs, they're like celebrities, and they kill civilians. And there's just because they can, because they're superheroes. I love that. So there's a group of CIA agents that they put together to Monitor to make sure that they don't go out of control, right? So the whole story. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Did you eat sleeper almost like Seven weeks almost like what civil war is about right now? What is civil war this civil war is more this is the next

Yeah, Avengers the Ken Burns Doc. No, no, it's not the next cat is the next Captain Marker civil war. Civil War is the next Captain. They can explain that yeah, but they did multiple civil wars. God's cracks my name. I bet you can't go ahead. What's your name? Well, good. Civil War is basically, they would they they wanted they want to have control over superheroes. They want to have them to register like like a driver's license. Right. So so so they could know who they what who they who did this damage. Basically, they just want to know so that you could charge you because superheroes is going to go on our control. Yeah. Yeah. You said the cap, but you

just you you tore down the whole building. So that I was called the mutant registration act. Right. Yeah. Superhills. They did that next month. Superhills. Superhills divided. It was one side. I I was with it another side that wasn't with it and the lead of east side is catholic marker and iron man and And all kind of murder yeah, what's for the freedom? On iron man is for the registration act right and and they fight and civil wars does super hills fight It's basically between Tony Stark and in capitol Okay, but how does how does Tony Stark fight Captain America when all you have to do is wait for him to be out of the suit

and you can smush Tony Stark's head? Because Captain Maka is a justice guy. Okay, now here's another thing. You see in. Yeah, nailed it. Nailed it, Will. You're on video, dummy. Rick can still see you.

I love the check off though. Is that okay? Check off the Star Trek character. Hey Joe. So now, that's the only thing he knows. So now, when is, how is Garden is a galaxy in Thanos? How's that all gonna come into play? Where does that come from?

No idea. I don't know a lot about Guardians. I've heard Wolverine and X-Men are gonna start coming into the Marvel universe. Well, I don't know how they're gonna do that. Not really because, but I don't know. Do you have so much man in this only on Sony owns the X-Men They do yeah, so they're doing a whole worry to check this out

This is this out with this what happens Marvel soul divides to these people right and they give they say But you don't do nothing with them for about two years when we get the rights back So the thing is this these franchise are making so much money So these students like you know what we're just gonna put out a movie every couple of years. That's why you see so many Spider-Man repeating another Spider-Man one. But this is all bringing me to what we're what I'm the one I'm truly waiting for. I got crossed my legs. I got crossed my legs. The one I'm actually excited about. The fucking the the I I would think would be

uh... guard up there maybe above our minimum and guardians of the galaxy is deadpool which which you draw you know i drew a drew a few about five years five years you drew deadpool matches that he's more than the the cellar the dot that was gonna talk about that yeah but that's not marvel studios who is that that's Fox they all the mutants that the rights to make those moves so a fuck

the was Fox making a mark that they made it that they made it I made a booboo they make it that's the thing I'm a booboo Fox owns the X-man series right and and that's on the owns by the man Who owns up friend that's fantastic for I don't care. No, I don't know They're making that again, too. They already made it and I made the human torch black I'm not man. I'm not you know like I'm not really should be black That's actually makes more sense because if you catch on fire you want the second chief I thought it was pretty good and I got I got I got I get I get and they didn't laugh because they're afraid no

Dude the human torch should be black. That's funny. That's observational and that's funny I'm having you taking that too easily. I'm I don't think I just wanted to wait for him because I don't want you know Wherever he has I prefer to because it was covering his face look like Wilson from home improvement. I can see a Very annoying. I think what is dead. Well? I've never heard of Deadpool. I don't know how to say that. It's Deadpool. What's Deadpool? You drew him for five years. You drew Deadpool. Yeah. Okay. Just I'm sorry. I got a tell. I saw an actual treasure. I thought it sucked. All right. I'm trying to talk to this guy. No. The Wolverine movie. The first one. That was Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is the is I like that you still reacted as though I said yes.

Just that movie no no Reynolds character better him on him he he wrote the five-year-old thing through the character for five years I you know Wolverine right I know you're familiar he's a a mutant with healing power and he was also engineered as a weapon right all right the same people that created the the

weapon of Wolverine is called weapon X Create another weapons one went bad and that's Deadpool and he's basically Wolverine But he's played for a comic relief He's he breaks the fourth wall all the time. He's like and he's ultra va it's it's ultra violent Lots of action very funny very funny. So it's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Waiting he did what what is hit track? What's the movie with him and the girl When they were back in high school. Oh My best my best friend We don't know it will you take pick up that movie for do one Joe ain't gonna know it. He doesn't know why I'm asking Amy smarts in that movie get the fucking

Getting it. I'm well don't say more shit that don't make sense. Oh So the person that's in the movie doesn't make any sense. Yeah, but no, we still don't know it He said Amy Dead pull left the guys. Yeah, what do you should do as well? He's doing that we should show him the page of Deadpool So he can see what he looks like yeah, he doesn't matter. He's still you guys to just I'm gonna show you right now So the character Deadpool he just goes around killing people and makes fun this So he's like a bad guy's like a really good bad guy's like to be very silly. It's like to be boys Peter pop one of

I'm getting this on the camera right now and not your face was for relief This is one of his drawings. Oh, right here That's awesome. What about your tattoos? do you do that art? No, no This is Deadpool right here. Can you see him me? Yes, I see them. They see why did you just pass it around? Yeah sure It's he's he's he's fucking awesome, but here's the deal. Here's a deal. They they tried to make them It's never they did what? Just friends. Just friends.

If you don't think that, if you haven't seen that movie, it's great. It's fucking hilarious. The beginning of that movie when Ryan Reynolds is fat, is one of the funniest things ever. Lipsick into all four. God, he's so fucking great. I think he's good in smoking asus, too.

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You didn't really miss much if you did it all So we're back with the show I wanted I didn't turn the table lights on do we we don't need them right? No, okay All right, let's go to the chat room real quick Deep real quick is my mic on all right, Yeah, you might. It's just you talking Sounds like it's not on Baby Martin says Will should star in swamp thing as the swamp thing. No, that's racist probably

Foccio TV says snacks not Zack Snyder's watchman is right up there. No, it's not movies Now you're out of your mind. What's his name again? Fuck you TV. Yeah, fuck you TV. You're wrong. I don't know anything about these movies, but that was so unanimously dismissed by everybody.

That's what makes me worried about Batman for Superman. What? I have no faith in Batman for Superman. What? And how big of a hole is it? Is it because the actors are the, yeah, is because the actors, the actors are fun.

The actors are fun. The actors are fun. The actors are fun. The actors are fun. The actors are the good. The watchman. I don't know. Who's phone is on?

I don't even think about it. Like honestly, like I see his name directed attaches director. It's just, I don't even, I'm done. Yeah, it's like a phone, would you? It's gonna be like a cool commercial. Okay. Um, you know, okay. Did anyone mentioned me? What else we actually yeah

You want to read the jaw related thing? Yeah, geez What else I got Barthelemy hunt says there's there needs to be a Joe list movie of his alter ego the truth combating the great go-mite invasion. Yes. Oh, wow. That's fun. All right It's on spec list the meanings verse go-mes, fucking four go mites. We would lose. You have your all circle K managers. Even with the numbers, Louis himself, would all get scared and pee. What else you got?

James Pasquay says, when Bobby was talking to Iron Man, he says, Gerald Stabilizer's dude. Oh yeah. He had stabilizers? Yes, probably. Yeah, but he didn't use him, he fell. He didn't use dumb. Dumb? Stabilizer need electricity to work. He stabilizers. Yes, probably. Yeah, but he didn't use him. He found. He used them. Dumb.

Stabilizer need electricity to work. A stabilizer. All right. Shot. First shot for your car. He didn't have hand stabilizers when he did made the first robot. He made them in the second one. No, he had stabilizers in the first one.

You know what I'm saying? He didn't have stabilizers. In the cave. He told a guy. Guy. Guy. Guy. You guys are like two blue collar scientists There's definitely stabilizes you didn't have stabilizer

He had a button in it which it was a rocket he shot straight up in the fucking air like a bottle rocket You guys are like union NASA members bottle rocket. Let's talk West Anderson movies. Let's all get into West Let's talk about what happened to his career He's one of us. Yeah, I'm kidding dude. He went an Oscar. He's a good. Hey, go to Bobby chat. What's in the Bobby chat? Read the first thing. What is it? Sure Sean sounds like a smurf on cat What's next on Bobby chat? How about blade Bobby jet. How about Blade? I like Blade was good. Is that what was next? Oh, did you? Did you look? It's right there.

No, what's up the top? Oh, the top. Barthelomew says Barthelomew says, ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, the other one right underneath. Does another top. What's the right underneath it? Right there. You're a top. Okay. What's that say? Give me a second. Deep Hoot chat. What's up with Dante accusing Will of joke theft? Oh, that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what's up with that? I don't know, Jett.

Well, Dante probably mad. It's a whole another podcast. I'll come back and talk. Yeah, I think you got to get a podcast with Dante and Will. The next podcast I'm doing, hopefully, will be with Big J. Keith. Oh, my God. I gotta be here. What? Okay, Will, you can be here. Who else would like to be here? I'm doing, hopefully we'll be with Big J. Keith. Oh my God. I gotta be here.

What? Okay, Will, you can be here. Who else would like to be here? I'm gonna be here anytime. I wanna get Keith. I wanna know. I wanna get Keith. I wanna get, of course, Lewis.

I'm gonna get you guys to come on. And we're gonna talk to Big J about the tears. Well, there I did that on Legion of Skanks. Yeah, but not on here. And not with Keith Robinson. Okay. That's too sure. There's a big difference between Lewis and Dave and Keith Robinson, me, hopefully,

maybe Colin. I'll try to get Norton. I'd love to make a cry for real instead of podcast ratings. So is the show not happening or it is happening or you can't talk about it. I mean you win. Can we just talk about really quick and before we go to the Deadpool thing? Yeah, well I got a lot of questions for Sean that I want to get. Yeah, but you you big J cried on what show was it on Brian Coppelman's podcast. Brian Coppelman's podcast big J was on it and he got emotional broke down About a show that Dan and Jay a poet you're supposed to have your own show on serious you're working out a deal

Comedy Central radio and serious comedy set your radio the guys over there wanted you gonna do a show the the Dan So to show with Jay it'd be big J and so. I'm kidding. Okay. Jesus Christ. You have to be that corporate. Yeah. Can you have a fucking funny bone? I do have a funny bone. The show's, here's the fucking frustrating part of the whole thing. Okay, please.

And I'll talk about it. There's still going to be a show. The negotiations have taken exceptionally long because comedy central radio has never done a show before. So they're coming to us with a contract that my agents do not like because of how it's built because they've never done a radio show. So what happened was, Jay got frustrated because numbers were floated out there. Which were never finalized.

And then it got changed and Jay got upset that it got changed. Now, he mentioned the numbers on the show. No, I don't think he did. Oh, he didn't. He didn't never said numbers. He's trying to get numbers. Yeah, good, nice try.

So, basically, Jay, the deal, the original deal went away. He was told that this deal was going to happen, which was wrong, because it wasn't. I was never told, this was 100%. I was told, we're working on a deal. Here are the numbers right now, but we have to change stuff. And when it changed, those numbers, the money number went way down. Yes, correct.

And that's what he cried. Cut in half. And then he cried because he was depending on that money in some way. Yes. And then everyone wants to make fun of them. Yeah, well, here's the reason why they want to make fun of them because, you know, first of all,

you know, he wears mittens. Any time you can make fun of a guy, we're as mittens. Well, maybe he could have afforded the fingers if he had gotten this jack. That's what I said. Well, those mittens came and used for tears. Those were here. It's a big, good fucking tissue.

But he, you know, he could look, man. It is because they asked me to make a video and I was like, I just don't know how I feel about it. But hold on. That's what I said. I don't know. I don't know. I said I don't know intimidated me into making one Filmed me that's why I made a video I'm at my house in film yeah, you guys know that this industry They offer you shit and you ride on that and then when it gets swept up on your feet

It's a big letdown. Yes, you were off for something. Yes Well, I completely agree with you. I regularly TV and it was a super. Actually, I was off of two shows, man. I opened my own sitcom and a show on comedy. And what happened? A sketch show. They heard him speak. I.

Go foe. Lands one. He tried to read lines. I told you guys want to hear what? No, we actually want to make fun of you. We don't care about your show that didn't happen. I want to hear about this dumb show. Let's dig.

What happened was I closed it a fish out of water. I, huh? Fish, right? You got to hang, right? I got it right in, motherfucker. Can we get another one around there? LAUGHTER All right.

Go ahead. What's the show? It was at my own sketch show, and I didn't have faith in it. I didn't think shows just happened. I thought I needed to build up my name and come essential on the West Coast freaking love me. And I just I fumbled the ball. It's as long as you fumbled.

I fumbled the ball. How'd you fumble? Like Ernest Biner. How'd you fumble the ball? What do you mean? I just didn't, they kept calling every day my manager, what's up with Will show? Because I was supposed to fight this this

To to why don't you go get help I want to go help with who and fell apart and then after though I needed that help I thought I needy people and then come since you're saying no, we just you can you do it I need help. I don't know if I can do it. I ain't nobody I got a name. Did you tell them you can't write or spell? I write I write well I wrote I vote nine movies I vote 300 sketches I vote endless endless spruce endless spruce that sounds like you're making shit up while you're being questioned about something I've got nine movies over three. Over three hundred. I don't care if you steal all my jokes. Seven thousand spools. I love you.

If you did my act. In the spools. I bought a bunch of like spools. But I just spoof. Spools like I don't know. Is that a sketch? Yeah, what is it? I don't consider sketches and spools together.

Why? What is it? What is it? Have you ever been called a spoof on a show? Like a spoof. That you ever been called a spoof on a show? Hey The first four letters a listener list It's been used already Hanky I'm here. Here's your Hanky You better start using that joke you made 10 minutes ago over and over again because the only

Joe Thank you for solidifying You ever had you stick you can you put that in your mouth and suck on it He was never been used list was short circuit times he was like Yeah, fucking okay, go ahead. Give us a sketch. Give us a spoof. I was spoof.

What's a spoof? The, uh, uh, 301. It's about the one soldier that won't go play and went the wrong way. Okay. That's hilarious. That's what it is. Is that more of a sketch though?

That's a spoof. That's a spoof. You know what? Right when he said it, spoof. Spoof. I let's say, I play, I play the, I play the 300 dude that wake up like you know spoof about See the one you be the only one on black and you're being late all the time But blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah First of all, I'm gonna say this. I don't think Dan likes me. Because I must be everybody, I could know one that.

I got it. You know what? I've given you a couple, motherfucker. I've thrown a couple away. I can't do nothing about that. I've given you a couple. I can't. When you shouldn't, when you didn't deserve him,

I gave you a little chuckle. All right, good hunchback one. We'll see you there. I see where we're at now. Just saying you're giving me liberal treatment. All right good hunchback one. We'll see if that I see where we're at now Just saying you're giving me liberal treatment. All right. I've got no not given given Back to your spoofs Shadows gets where you guys say is it safe to say all Just what I'm sorry, but not all skits are spoofs. Yes, excellent point. Wow. You're like a

What do you call those? Wow? Thank you she wants to buy go ahead say I just had a I couldn't think of the word you ever have that happen Well, I found out during the break that Sean's a big comedy fan you listen to a lot of like podcasts No, no, what happened was Bobby Bob who's if he pay his own podcast, I'm doing nine things. I'm doing literally. That's why you had that 19th. That's what you had the Indian guy for. Jesus. That's racist. He's got a name. That's what column of spoof. Jesus.

Yeah. Yeah, deep blue. First of all, I want that mustache coming in from that one. What's wrong with the fun? No mustache. I don't like the Taliban look, okay? It's a little weird. I want the mustache. Kalman, you just have a great joke about that. Remember, he goes, the mustache, that's called the mustache, and then he goes, we have it all the way down. That's a Fouman shoe, and then the beard with no mustache,

that's called ugly. Abe Lincoln had one, they shot him. I wish he was here to tell it. I wish someone would shoot you. What does that mean? That's really insensitive. It means he hopes you're dead. You die. Yeah, I don't. Do you know how bad it hurts to get shot? I watched a documentary called GunFlight on HBO. You guys should all watch it. A lot of you fans, if you know what I mean. I think it's some hate tweets for that. Oh, I'm gonna get all the hate. A bunch of spoof's

tweeting at me. First of all, there's so many of the check on uh... do we just accept that will stills no that's not that's not what we're doing first of all he said he want to talk about it will talk about it when we went down days on some day but uh... you know that's uh... that's uh... that's something for Dante and will on the same podcast the discreet that's a very heavy accusation that's not something we'll talk about You don't go from guardians of the galaxy and Thanos To fucking dude stealing material and especially when they're too blank right?

Yeah, that's as we say out of our jurisdiction But I will say any Murphy was doing spoof's long time ago. Yeah, so nothing Yeah, that's fine. You're too hard on the spoof Yeah, I can't that I asked him about it. He fucking said he'll deal with it on another podcast, and I'm sure we will. So, but this one is a little different. So, this one's about drawings.

Yeah. Can I say something? Please, earlier I asked Sean and Crystal about how he gets the business, and he had a very good point. What was it? Well, he's right here. He's gonna stole people's art. No, I'm Well, he's right here. You can stole people's art.

No, I'm kidding. He's right here. That's pretty good. Because they said you steal. Okay, nice talking to you. Ha, ha, ha. You have a Haitian steal. Whoa, dude.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That was a spoof. You're going to fuck up my runs for comedy Congress. By that was a spoof on a spoof. Hold on to it. I like the spoof.

Do you understand now spoof and sketch? Yeah, go ahead. What did you summed it up? What did you say? What is your, before we get carried away and think you're such rock and roll, dude, what is that tattoo on your chest? That could be a unicorn.

Hold on a little bit of a rainbow. What is that? It's a skull with ornamental. Okay, good. Go ahead. What were you saying? Just as long as it's cool. Go ahead.

I was just, I was talking just I was clear your nipples light okay No, man, I was talking to Will and Dan yeah, and What I was saying was I'm a big like you guys are nerding out over the comics and I Nerd out of a comedy right and so what I, what I would say, he was asking how I got into this and I've always been drawing since I was a kid and I said it was a long hard struggle and why I listened to so many comedians podcasts is because it seems like the industry is very similar to the

comic book industry. And then you were saying it's similar to the comic book industry. And then you were saying it's similar to what the wrestling industry is? Yeah, that's why one of the reasons I like wrestling is because when you hear these guys back stories, it's really hard to break through. Yeah. So the way you looked at comedy like drawing

is the way I kind of look sometimes at professional wrestling like comedy. But it's like a bunch of these guys do it in Indies. No one gives a shit. And then someone big puts them on. and then they get more, you know, Yeah, and comic books are mainstream culture now when I was trying to get in Not at all like that. Well, I think comic books Professional wrestling and comedy are all very popular. You know, professional wrestling goes up and down

Right. It's been big before comedy's been up up and down and it's big now And I think comic books is the same thing. I Let me tell me if this parallel exists. I think with comics right now we're at the creative height of the medium and it seems like comedy is there as well. Yeah I think I think comedy seems to be a lot of people want comedy right now. I think artistically it's as good as it's ever been. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. That was a dumbest answer ever.

No because I think a lot of there's like a lot of TV shows. I think a lot of people as good as it's ever been. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's a dumbest answer ever. No, because I think a lot of, there's like a lot of TV shows. I think a lot of people, he said that in his thing. He said it's at the top of it, you and I. But I know a lot of people like him, but I think there's more to go. I think there's a higher, I don't think it's at the top. I'm not saying we've been seeing. I think it's getting better.

I think creatively. I think comedy right now doesn't. Somebody's getting distorted. Shit. It sounds like someone's standing on a cord or something. Oh, what the fuck? What is happening? Hello, it's just one. It's mine. I think now I think it's I don't know what is it now? Sounds good. One two three four sounds good now

One two three four. I think it is I think that is it my head for is it mine? Hello? I thought it was Sean. I thought it was mine for a second. That's not I thought it was mine So I think we're okay. Just get back into it. We're good. All right, so what I think, I think the comedy is at a peak, but I think it's now it's evolving. It's going like from disco to rock and roll, to heavy metal, to alt, you know, like right now the nerds, I believe, are king.

Yes. Nerds are fucking king. If you have, you know, went back in the day, it was this rockstar thing, but all of a sudden, you get little kev, who's a fucking rockstar? And it's kind of coming, you know what I mean? Well, you've probably, I mean, you started when, you started after the boom of the 80s.

You started 90s. No one gave a shit about comedy at that point. It was over. And then you've seen it grow into like the tough crowd era where it was kind of underground. And then I think we came along, you came along to beginning of the 2000s during the tough crowd era, right? And when did you start?

In 90s. Yeah, so you started in the 90s too. And I started at the beginning of the 2000s, where it was starting to climb back up, where it was starting like, you know, Dane was super popular doing like, you know, arenas, Dane Cook. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it started getting more and more popular. Shepel Show was huge and all that stuff.

And now we're like hitting this, I think we're up there, but I think there's still a little more to go before. They still grow, they still look move to grow. Yeah, I think they're still, like you were saying, it's evolving, but I think it's still going. Yeah, in a way, it's evolving, but it's still going up. It's like comic book movies. Yeah, they come.

I think comedy, they coming up now. I think, but I think comedy is as big as it's gonna get. I don't think they're opening up more comedy clubs. I think they're opening up different type of comedy clubs. I don't think there's more improvs being opened. I think that it's max. But I think it's, I that like the the the the single comedy club like the one we did this weekend I'll intend draft that I'll intend draft house. Yes. Now there's this guy's going

Oh, I would like to do comedy because it's popular, but I don't want to do it in a mall and I don't want to have to do it You know to to to to pay it $10,000. I love fucking rent, but let me let me do it in a way, to pay a $10,000 or a fucking rent. But let me do it in a way where I can bring good guys in, have a great show, and let people have a good time without a minimum of two drinks and chicken wings. So let me retract my statement. I think you're kind of right.

Maybe it is an evolution with the growth because there's rooms like the draft house and the rooms like the comedy partner in Tulsa where it's a very much like a black box theater. You're just doing comedy for an audience that can go get a drink if they want, but it's on the state comedy. We yeah, which I'm doing this weekend, which is there's day Friday Saturday, holy fucking hell that's a great club. Yeah, comics is going through this. The the delivery. The great by the way this weekend. I must say he really we walked out there,

sold out show, first show on Saturday, sold out. He fucking went up and killed it, great job. So, and also comedy, just like a bunch of actors are turning comedians now, a bunch of actors who wanna be in the superhero movie because they know it's a long lesson. That's my main bank. But I always say, like we're talking about the delivery is going through an evolution.

I think in comics the same thing, but I was talking creatively. In comics right now, it's more creatively diverse than ever before. If you look at comics from the 70s, there's a similarity that they all kind of have the same artistic quality to them that people call comic book style. And now that's gone. And I think in comedy from a fan standpoint, it's the same thing. There's more creative diversity than I've ever seen. Well, you know, but you know, we were talking about what Marvel did that was fucking fantastic.

They put stars in the roles, which people didn't, they, DC always took newcomers. You understand? They always took a, a new or up and coming or somebody who didn't, we didn't know to be the guy. Marvel said, fuck it, get Robert Downey Jr. Get, get, let's get stars. People already, and that was a famous, a famous, a big gamble.

That's a big gamble. A whole time cruise was close to being Iron Man. With Robert Downey Jr. That was a big gamble. Well, also when people got, when Iron Man. With Robert Downey Jr. That was a great game. Well, also when people got cast Robert Downey Jr. Everyone that knew Iron Man and knew Tony Stark, you're like, oh, that's perfect. Yeah. He likes the booze.

He's got a party history. Yeah. He's got a playboy. But the reason why it's you want to go see it, because he is a great actor. Yeah. He does something that the regular actor wouldn't have done In baseball that play with John to go to face He want to be superman. Well, there's a documentary about

Got it horrible about is it horrible? No, Nick Cage is horrible not national treasure I thought you'd like him because of his teeth But they did a documentary about how he was like how far they got with Kevin Smith writing a script for Superman. Yeah. And how he was going to play Superman. Can we get into what what how do you start as we're all comedies we know. So what you're just a good drawer. Do you start submitting the male fucking drawing to a guy? It's different now when I started coming up you had to go and I'm curious to hear

how you guys come up, because I think it's their similarities. We've talked enough. Okay. Well, so you start off by, I want to know the one thing. How much pussy do you get drawing? Now? I'm married, so I get none. So you met, did you get her drawing?

She was an art major too. Really? Can I tell you that when I went to, So I get none. Did you get her from? She was an art major too. Really? Can I tell you that when I went to, because I went to a community college for fine arts, by the way, I got a scholarship. I remember my first day in drawing class, the Nudes. Oh yeah. I ran back to my high school, because I didn't have paper, I didn't have enough money to buy paper and charcoal.

I took the train to Maldon High, ran in, told my art teacher, I need chuckles, but I didn't have it. She cooked me up with everything. I went back because it was my first nude. I was so excited. And I showed up and I was front row and it was a dude. Just a fat dick, just a fat helmet. And it was dripping, like, some, it had, like, jizz coming out of it.

I mean, I was so, I drew everything but the cock. Was that artistic that you added that into the story? Well, the guy, I remember the teacher came up and he goes, oh, very good Robert, but you need to draw the penis. A lot of teachers say that. Very good Robert, but you need to draw the penis. A lot of teachers say that. Very good Robert, but you need to draw the penis. A lot of teachers say what? You need to draw the penis.

You need to draw the penis. You'll, because you need to get over that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you need to get over that. I used to teach too when I taught art, and I taught figure drawing as well. And you would walk by and see multiple students with just a blank area there.

Where the dick was. How did we just get over it? How did it go? It was so easy to draw. What was the female? Do they do that? You draw the dick. You had it there.

You had a dick. But I remember those books, you get ordered on how to draw superheroes. Did you buy those books when you were a kid? Did you like how did you get in? The book How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way is actually a decent book. Yeah. Yeah. So, I was decent book. Yeah. Yeah. So, I was a kid, I love drawing.

Is there a book on how to draw dicks The Marvel Way? No, but I think we should make it. Okay. Well, you know what? Fuck this show. Okay. I don't want to happen the second half. It was the mic issue, but it really fucking is very quiet.

Yeah, because I'm listening to a man talk. So, Bob, I have a little joke in there and he's mad that he didn't go over. Thank you, Will. but it really fucking is very quiet. Yeah, because I'm listening to a man talk. So I hope I'm not f- Bob Ivelin a joke and then he's mad that he didn't go over. Thank you Will, thank you for explaining that. Go ahead. So I always wanted to draw, I always like drawing, and I wanted to do animation, and then I came to comics later in life at like 15

and realized this is what I wanna do. Mm, I think it's great. I think it's do remember the comic. You wanna go out tonight, we can talk. Yeah, I would, I could fall asleep in your arms. No, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Sean, right? This is exactly what I'm talking about. Dan fucking corporate soda is trying to fucking make a buddy

instead of, or I wanna know I'm only talking to a truck. I'm the fucking window. I don't know, it's being funny at least. Joe is sitting here listening like an adult. And he's to a man. But he's- But he's- He's brainstorming. I'm writing fucking go it. I got a couple of good ones going to try to find out how Sean crystal We're not in a drawing. I'm happy to talk about this you guys want to talk about it But it's for I was like how are you gonna say it you gotta say a true. Yes You don't like your fucking your corporate. How is that corporate that I'm asking him questions about his back story?

How about fucking beat just throwing something a little funny? I'm not listening. You're not a reporter. What are you on a fucking fucking Fuck Saka. Oh Shut the fuck is that your wedding ring the skull white on white crime? No, this is my white white asshole Is that your wedding ring the skull white on white

And asshole I'm confused and then also you're not the guy with the skull icon that told me to fuck myself are you The guy Tell the story I do okay, you'd be the worst detective in the history well, okay just answer Joe's question quickly You start off by just blind mailing stuff and you look in the comic book No, kitty. That's my fine the address for DC comics and you mail it into the submissions editor Oh, there we go. There's now the shows back two people talking over each other. All right now we're our banging Mother fucker. Oh, sorry, it's not the fucking Jay and Dan channel. That hasn't happened yet.

And I'll start crying right now. You guys gonna do improv? That would be very fun. How long does that up as well? How long you get mailin' to the tech job? It took me five years to get my first job. I'm in another 10 to get my second job. How many miles is that?

That's worse than scum. Did you see 10? Did you see 10 years? So you got your first job as an artist and then ten years later what was in between that? struggling to find a way to live I taught, I built up a comics program at Savannah College of Art and Design in Atlanta

we're drawing every day we're still trying to get work that whole ten years where were you living? in Georgia? I was in yeah I lived in Savannah I was going to grad school when I got my first job and then I thought after that it was good I'm in and I couldn't get anything going I had to go back to bar attending with a pregnant wife after the first job. What would you draw? What was your comic of choice?

I was just drawing what's called sample page where I Draw some Batman pages and try to get a Batman job or some X-Men pages and try to get X-Men job. And I think this is what we don't ever take advantage of. We get to go to a comedy club and work every night. I can't imagine a job where you're just like blindly sending it in. I mean most of us Joe. 90% of us. All of us except Scope. And deeper. And deeper. But Kelly Fistugan. And Kelly Fistugan. All the way to show which you and Joe have done. I love you, Joe.

Can I do it to you? All right. Thanks, buddy. But I think we take advantage of the fact that we have a place like there's no like drawing club. Like come and give us your like you have to mail it. And that's fucking go right side out for drawing. With the internet, a community emerged. And you start going to conferences and meeting other artists and meeting the editors and you then you get to know people

So it's not blind mailing anymore. It's emailing but still I think what he sang those like actors actors Yeah, and ours they don't get to you have to book a gig right right? Comics you could have years up. We can we can go and do some shitty open mic and perform. And it really doesn't matter how many people how well you do. It's that you're getting up there and you get to work. But wouldn't you sit, but, I mean, not to be a, whatever. But just drawing on your own and drawing, practicing drawing is the same as going to an open mic effectively.

But I don't think you get feedback because you're just drawing for yourself. So you don't know, you're, you get to get a ton of feedback at an open mic either. Yeah, but all, but,. Yeah, but but it's you just showing your wife going. What do you think? I love it? You should send it. Is that who's that guy? Is he a bad guy? That's that no that's Batman. I'm He's so he's a good guy. Yeah, he's a good guy, but he has problems Is that the guy from TV? No, no, no, it's not the guy from TV. It's guy from the comic book. Why can't we eat? Because I can't draw correctly, okay? I keep fucking up the cow. There's a Korean kid killing me right now. Because Coward Porter, this fucking cunt, is so good. Why is that pig look like me? I think they're what I know. Oh! Do you guys know each other?

Do you know Howard? I've met Howard a little bit online. It's a small industry. We know most of each other. I just haven't been at the same show as Howard. So now you're drawing, you're drawing, you're drawing. Now what do you live now, by the way? In Atlanta.

So you live in Atlanta now. So you're drawing. As an artist, you can live anywhere it doesn't matter you can live anywhere because but now was there a time where you had to go to like a place and draw next to the colorist and the writer was that a time like you didn't have to marvel Marvel had the bullpen which they still have right and you they have a small area because they move that bullpen's gone like they moved. Really? Yeah, they're they're

owned by Disney now, so they're in an ABC building. Okay. I went there though. They're one with all the rooms in the there's like three or two guys. I went two years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one, right? Yeah. And they have the four room and the whole room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. Oh, you didn't do that. I've never done you should have Chris Ellis or Matt from laugh I love you laugh button or you can actually I can I can hook it with that

Be that be bad ask because I know like that book I love this book called Cavalier and Clay which was written basically about like During the 50s and 60s. It's a it's a pulled surprise winning novel I know but I don't like that you like dove David off You like keep throwing you just See I'm immediately related to that and you say oh, yeah, and I was gonna talk about the fact that they're all in All right, I'll admit it. I'm a little intimidated by your knowledge with my guest on my show Yeah, you wheelhouse is on my

This guy even quips him speaking languages that I've never heard before that I'm just trying to fucking Well, no, it's more. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm dead. I let it out. Okay. Yeah, so go ahead Talk about the but in the book they talk about the entire prize winning in the book They talk about in the Empire State Building that like fictitious comic book thing had like levels of illustrators I can't come right what no I like that book is based on a lot of fact on creators like Will Eisner and Jack Kirby All right, and I don't want to bore you anymore. So no, no, it's not boring. I'm just kidding. I actually I'm very interested I just as bugging me it's bugging me how it tell I

Intelligent and how well versed flat nose Is in comic book flat nose in his in comic book. Yeah, I understand. And professional wrestling. That's not high class. I know, but I feel like it really bugs me. He's so well versed in the comic book area. Well, let me, let's talk about this.

What about you get the first letter of, you got a job or whatever? Is it like Rudy, do you cry? You open a letter, they mail you a letter and they say you're in. I got a call from, from my first job. And yeah, they offered me the job. Hold on, hold on, sorry.

What did you send in to get the, what was the art? I had been to a convention in Miami and met an editor for Wild Storm, which was a division of DC Comics. And met an artist who I liked. Artists was on a certain book, got off a better book, had a back out. And my style was similar to his. So the editor gave me a call.

It was leave behind samples at a conference. I'm sorry I was just reading it. I literally hate every person in our chat room. I hate them. I hope you all die a tragic death. Why? It's miserable fucking. It's what every chat room and every message board and what every web page and every comment it's just

cunts trying to say country shit and pickin' sides. Is it about me? Fuck no nothing. Everyone's against you obviously. Yeah, everyone's against you. Yeah, if you guys were all for me I'd be very excited about reading the chat room. I think the chat room is great. I think these people are very smart.

Well the guy just said something about you being a hack. What? I'm kidding. No think these people are very smart. And the rest, well, first. Well, the guy just said something about you being a hack. What? I'm kidding. No, I'm just reading it. It's just the knowing as you read it, it's just content, it's have to content, and then you read their names, and their names are really actually kind of fun and interesting and make you giggle,

but you giggle at someone you hate. Anyways, go ahead. So they call you, and they go and we want you to give you a job. Yeah, well, I got to try out. They were casting a book and they had a few artists in mind and we all did samples. I ended up getting the job. Wow. Now, when you get this gig, I mean, it does, you don't have to answer me because it's personal, but does your first gig doing a whole, do you do a whole arc?

Or do you just do a couple books in an arc? Or how does that work? It's different for everyone. Some people just do a couple books in an arc or do high as that. It's different for everyone. Some people just get a short story. My first job was a mini series off the Resident Evil video game. What's your best job you've got? The Batman job, they just finished. The Batman job you just finished was the best guess ever.

Less than one sense. Less than one sense. Money, all the most fun things. Most fun, best story, highest profile, just across the board. Funny, highest money, highest money highest money really now does this pay good Does it pay pay well pay well? It's our college fucking douche bag. I want to four year school What was it? Sacred Heart University. I just did that. It's worked there. Yeah, we talked about last week

Yeah, it can pay well, but the if the amount of hours I'm putting in'm putting in and it's it's it's not great pay really I don't know that's what I mean it can pay well like if you're like I'd imagine from where Howard's sitting He's got 20 years of work and the reprinting the material all the time the royalty checks are coming every other We are royalties. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Let me actually this what's your ultimate goal with this? Oh, yeah, oh no shit. Let me ask you this. What's your ultimate goal with this? Where would like, where you see yourself?

This is why I ultimately. I'd like to have the type of career where I'm doing some of my own books, like balancing back and forth between creating stuff and then working for like my own D. I want to do a YKWD comic strip, a comic book, with the guys, the regulars on the show like can we do that yeah yeah I want to do it but we all have superhero who can be the bad guy Kelly we don't know who the bad guy is probably like a rival better

bigger podcast yeah like I don't know oh baby a little racist for my money if if if if Lewis is on our team and then he what he wants up We find out he's a bad guy. He goes over to legions a scank and then we have to fight them Yeah, yeah, civil war and then we get deep who and nobody wants him because he looks the way he looks But we found out that he's actually got mega power Yeah, right and will we have joins us. Yeah, will joins us, but we don't understand them. I like it right But we like all this and Kelly just eats people will the best body. Yeah, he does he do a comic with body Yeah, but but if I asked you the same question is there good money in comedy is probably the same answer

It can be fucking great money in comedy, but what level? Here's a deal if you look I'm not at the great level. Not the Kevin Hart level. Well, I'm not even at the fucking bill burl level, or I would say, did Jim Norton level? I mean, this is near the soda level. You're right there. I'm not.

I was, I was at Bobby level. No, but I think that it does, it progresses as years go by and as you know, it progresses, but if you look at the money for what we do because we love what we do, and then you look at the money you make, you're like, holy shit, I get a house for telling talking dick jokes. Oh my God, that's great.

You know, for doing what you do, but we, but here's the hard part about what we do and what you do. That the guy who gets a job and does nine to five and has, you know, insurance and retirement and pension and blah, blah, blah, ours is self-motivating. Right, so that's the fucked up part of this job. It's self-motivated, like I had to wake up today,

early, and I had to go play the drums, which I don't have to do. I could just wake up at noon. I don't have to go to therapy. I don't have to do this podcast, which is for fucking free cock suckers in the chatroom. And, uh, you know, I mean, this is all self-motivating shit. This whole show, you guys coming here, you don't have to fucking do this. You come here. What? You come here because, you know,

and then we all have shows tonight, and then I have another, we're doing another live podcast tonight at nine. Where? Here. So it's all self-motivating shit, which is hard to do. But if you love it, it's great. But then, hopefully that pays off down the road.

Right, I know, hopefully. Yeah, and I think it is now though. I mean, you're starting to. It's starting to. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, you look at Howard Porter, when I talk to him, he's so busy all the time.

And that's the point where it's like, yeah, yeah. You're really busy, but this is what you wanted. You know what I mean? Exactly. I just left my full-time job less than a year ago. What was it? I was teaching, I ran that comic book program at Scan, and it left.

Which is still a great job. Yeah, yeah, no, it wasn't. And it's still in the same field. It was in the field, and I was doing both. I was doing two full-time jobs. That's like Joe, what he does. Like doing open mics is like you teaching. Yeah, same.

Like his stuff that he does during the week. That would have been better if it was directed toward me. I know. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked this up. I had a mic occasionally because I wanna, you know, be a great artist. I fucked up.

I have the bend. I got it. I got a chat room feel free. You're absolutely right. Yeah, what's up with the chat room? Can you read some of them? Yeah. Let's go.

Let me. Let me. It's not so bad. I kind of, let me read them. Let me, let me read them. I'm not as bad. All right. No, no, no, no, but let me give me the, give me the chat room here that I can read. Deep he's a he's an instigator he just shows the bad ones. There's probably a bunch of one thing here. I'm here

So I can read it genius. Okay. Yeah, I don't know everyone's gone to this genius, but okay Ellie's super park can be 10 more thing Just shift her to any shape. I like a new podcast. Yeah, we should plug our podcast They said all right, so let's go. Let me see a couple more of these we are cunts. That's what he just wrote He's going to be any shape. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

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All right, Allison chance rock Miley says ask them if they've heard Kelly's podcast What we have him, but I just plug it Kelly's a new podcast Get your hands up get your hands up get your hands off it something like that Mookey mookey Phillips says Bobby basically just riled up chat like a radio show host does to get people to call in bravo, Bobby Thank you. What's another one pretty positive? Demo Bob's chin looks good today What was the one that got you all riled up what did they say?

He was just like reading a bunch of I don't know, I forget. He was just reading a bunch of, profanity. A bunch of fucking assholes. Anyways. So, hold on, so then you get the, you get the second job, 10 years later. Fuck was that?

Then 10 years later, and that was, you was like in a position where you like, I could pay my bills now. I did that for five years. I got my second job, I was teaching, and they offered me a double. offered me what the fuck is going My bell buckle was digging into my stomach I had to undo it out of my flesh

It hurt there's a certain point where I Can't take it anymore and I have to when I undo it I have to kind of pull it out of my stomach. I've never seen the look of pure relief Read the chat room now. It's fucking sorry about that. I wanna talk about this, this Deadpool video that was fucking, if you haven't seen this video,

it's on YouTube. Joe, this, Joe, sorry. Just saw it for the first time. I play Deadpool. Yeah, right just are just short for the first time. I'm I play deadpool. Yeah, right He got his mouth chopped off. What do you think Joe? This I thought it was cool I mean this the whole thing is not my I respect you and I think that's amazing what you do It's not my cup of tea you've always said that though As long as we've been friends you've always been like I'm not a big comment. I'm on a video game comic book

What you cup of tea Joe sports hockey? I like high socky I like basketball like college football or Joe I'm a hiker like to hike I like movies I like I like I like I like movies. I'm not a big action movies. It's coming movies. It's just a movie though Can you I don't I don't care for action movies? Oh, but I like the Christopher Nolan movies all three of those that were great I think that the Deadpool video the way they did that was so though the fact that that we almost didn't get to see that for some Fucked up reason we almost didn't get to see Ryan Reynolds do Deadpool the way he's supposed to be done was fucking that's just crazy Crazy to me. How did I get made like was it buying those idea like who's I did was that? I don't know. I just know it was a studio that

Basically, I think from what I understand made it to build internet hype to get the movie Greenlit. And now it's Greenlit and I think it's gonna be an amazing because you drew Deadpool for a minute right? Yeah yeah. Five years. Five years. Five years. Which is fun. It must have been fucking awesome and hilarious to draw. You know they mean You're saying that's a very high profile gig People love Deadpool was huge, but there was not a much Deadpool coming out Brian was out and Brian was after me. Okay, he drew Brian wrote still

Jerry who Jerry Brian and Jerry wrote Deadpool side field Jerry's I wrote Deadpool. Yeah, Jerry who Jerry Brian and Jerry wrote Deadpool sidefield Jerry side of it. Jerry side for a Deadpool. Yeah, and Jerry wrote my Why okay? Why? Why? Why are these criminals coming after me in this way? All right, I just want a nice screen. You like ice cream? I'm gonna let you go this one. Why I'm gonna let you walk this point I'm gonna let you keep going this one. Why? I'm gonna let you walk this point. I'll keep going. I'm gonna go fuck. I'll fucking bury this show. Why? Why don't you do all you do to get your job at? Why don't you do all the lying as Deadpool?

Haha, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I got two swords. I only need one to cut my fat tits off. Haha, yeah. I got him. Haha, yeah. Yeah, Wolverine, what a fucking count. He's just a cunt. He hit him in the head, he comes right back. I got the same powers, I'm not a cunt. It's just like fake laughter.

Not it. That was funny. He does all he lays so good, then put him into a superhero, a superhills hilarious. Yeah, I wish I could fly Is that a spoof? I was super and I look I check out pussy all today I can guys Just imagine Will wanting you to do this all the time maybe subway was sponsored man Give one of those those footlongs I like a meatball with a pomerjohn. Go see the Jersey boys. I don't know what I'm enjoying warrior

Are your pressure how much will love this chat room is full of a bunch of fucking cunts? I was I was dead pull I fucking go in there and shit on them and cut their heads off with my swords It's good. It's good. I like it. Oh wait, I got another question. Oh great. Perfect. So like so Vitas right? You you're excellent. How can we all team up with a dope ass via unknown Vita? We're trying to get a job right now and just come out with a common spoof comments. Boops. I got 300 and two. It's not easy. It's like saying why don't you just come up with a good director make a good movie It's just yeah, it's difficult. I did I did

It's my the trail I did for the box the H&B boxer is online. It's a HBO thing. I still have a soul. Yeah, the HBO thing Yes, I like to see it. I like you too. It's all go you want to sell my phone? I mean, I understand what you're saying though. It's not easy. I look I think we all you think it's not I mean If I was if I was 18 and not married Didn't have kids how old is this 42 you're 42 and how long have you been married? 17 years Wow, dude, so you didn't use your skills for 20 25 you got married Good childhood. You're a good childhood. Well you're molested. What do you mean? By the time I

Leave I'm a lusted. What do you mean? I'm not I'm by the time I was married. I don't believe. So I'm letting you know that why I'm late. Who's that? The person I'm supposed to meet right now. Who's that? A producer. For what? For a show that I'm writing.

What's the show? I can't say. Well, who's it for? FX. You're writing a show for FX? Well, not really. That's why I'm going to meet with this producer to see if it's. What's the producer?

He's I can't say no. I know. No, I don't think you know. You know, is it comedy? What? Yes, it's's a comedy is it a comedy you writing yes who's in it is big J in it no can we all be in it Dan you know I need help I have no money I'm trying to get money right now I'm in the school I'm screen actors if I can get your role get your fucking role. What about me? I want a role You're fucking

Trilizing it around I want a dinner roll. I'm Hey, I love this. Oh, that's fun. I would love to be in your show. Why do you want you to do something yet? It's nothing. This is how Jay got upset because it's nothing and I'm not gonna say it's anything It's not effects. I mean, that's pretty big It's not effects. It's a guy. I just said it was on effects. We can play it back I'm gonna be honest. I just need a role man. I need a role. Maybe I could play you Blackpillian can I get a vote? There's black people you're the first guy. I'm really Michael Jay, but then will oh yeah, he needs more

Give Michael Jay more We'll need to break and Joe need to break I got a big break. I got a piss actually. So yeah, a P break would be. That was a pun. Nothing. But I was texting to let him know that I'm going to be late because it's a phone call. Where are you supposed to meet him? I'm supposed to call him when I get what I'm going to talk about. Talk about what we're writing. What is it going to you writing it with him? Are you writing it with him? Yes. I'm writing it with him. So he's a showrunner. He's an executive producer of a show that's on. A show that's on.

Oh, I can't. Is it fucking sex? But it's fucking sex. I can't not fucking say. It's a showfiber. It's a showfiber. It's one of the best shows on television. You're writing to a father family.

You have the showrunner from Modern Family, anger management. What show is it? Off the air now. I can't, sir. So is that existing show right there? Yes. So he's going to write a show with somebody who has a show right now. Maybe if he wants to do it, that's what I'm going to be.

When? When? For the phone call. When is the show going to air? It's nothing. When is it going to air? It's the husband written. It's something because you leave in this awesome podcast to go and do it.

Will you tell Larry David? I said hello. Are you working with Larry David? I wear. Are you working with Jerry Seinfeld? Are you working with the Uber? go do it. Will you tell Larry David? I said hello. Yeah, are you are you working with Larry David? I wish I felt Gotta be archer Listen to coffee now Adam Reed's got another show coming out. That's awesome. No when just show coming out It's not coming out. It's not even a fucking thing yet. I've got it convinced this guy to fucking do this. Oh James mate Who Smith the Australian? No, no, who's the guy that you tell my you about?

I'm not gonna say that Matt growing. I'm trying to just get him to split the name out Bob the alert Explore spurge. There's no way you stole anything from anybody because you can't even speak it You try to get to spurge the name out speak it. I'm trying to antispers the name out. I think it. Spirits. Spirits. You would say spits. I'm calling it splurge. I'm calling it. I'm sorry. I'm calling it. The show's over. Oh, my show. I know. Has been started this show. I don't even know if the guy wants to write it. I gotta go fucking talk to him. Listen, Dan, I'm good luck with the show.

I hope you give Joe an opportunity. Yeah. All depends what the curb. You know, there's the asthma guy says. Nice job, that's not on the air. Is it coming back? Curb? Oh, what's wrong? What is it, Bobby? I don't know.

I'm just fucking with Dan, I have no idea what he's doing. Dan, why are you so secretive? Because it's nothing yet. He has to be secretive. And if I say it, I'm gonna look like a fucking asshole where it never goes. If he tells people that Tom Cruise and him are writing a show together.

What? What? Why would it be Tom Cruise? How would that be a producer of a show that's on it? Because we were at some time, Tom Cruise was into producing that. I don't know what that sentence was. I can't live here.

If he's working with Tom Hanks and he spurts it out. Tom Hanks is an impreducer. What? We've read that Tom Hanks is an impreducer. What? We read that Tom Hanks is an impreducer. Does he? Yeah. And we had that Tom that's, Stephen still billburg. Stephen stills.

Did you call him Stephen Stillberg? What is he, a Jew that stills stuff? Stephen's billburg. It's stillbergs back in town. Stephen's billburg. Are you working with Steven Spabah. Oh God. Can you read? There's no, I don't think you guys know his name.

I want a comic book of the YKWD with Dan just becomes a huge star from the show. The Beyonce of the group. He's the Beyonce of the group. But then he doesn't help. He doesn't bring like any of us with him. Just like Beyonce. He cuts all ties, winds up, and him't bring like any of us with him. Just like Beyonce, he cuts all ties,

winds up and him and Michael Cheywan have gotten married. They're like lovers. That's fun, right? And they use their powers, but then it comes back where they need our help. And he has to come back and say, look to save the world.

I need you. I need to be on the podcast. I need to be on the podcast to spread the word. Yeah. And then Joe is, Joe, why are you sitting like a middle aged woman? Right. Because I'm upset that I haven't been asked to send my sizzle reel. Or what's called acting reel, my sizzle acting reel.

To where? I feel like I should have had you should have been like, hey, can you email me this? I gotta talk to this guy. Joe, listen, jealous of dance. No success that he got. I'm not jealous. I'm confused why why I haven't been a jealous of dance. No successor he got. I'm not jealous. I'm confused why why I haven't been a part of it.

Yes, jealous. Look, I'm confused. I've done a lot for Dan. And I've never, Jay's got a show with them. Really much hasn't happened yet. He's got a show with Tom Hanks and Christian Bale. Oh, that'd be awesome. And I haven't had one. He wrote something with Lewis Gomez. I mean, he's Bale and I have an I haven't had one he wrote something with Lewis Gomez

Oh, I mean he's doing stuff with Lewis and I wrote Michael Jay I have not one can't be true not one thing has he no me either not a phone call Not a text nothing nothing nothing not even not a really I came from my Instagram What? Who? Follow you on this? Oh, Joe No, you don He doesn't follow you on this? Follow Joe

No, he doesn't Follow me Do you? Max playing the drums was great Thanks buddy Yeah, that was real fun Thanks Joe No problem, I love that

I think I even commented I think you did man Yeah, I wrote this is awesome That was sweet man Yeah, the brother Thank you Joe If I got a show idea, you're coming Good, let me tell you something like this

I'm gonna try to mention you to people on the show that mentioned me to anybody next time I'm just gonna fucking burn the meeting in the guys can back well, I guess we're not doing a show He's like why I didn't want to bring it up on a podcast that was going nine hours that happens mentioned my name Just be like you know what guy? Man you're me. Why guy is that the guy from Fox? Cuz I met with the chief of Fox one time the general Dan you're gonna need a storyboard on this show god damn right a little I'm a marathon Look at he's the only one that you'll bring in because he's polite about it really I would like to be on your show please. I'm not I don't have a show. I just say you said

I was polite and he was polite and then you shut me down again. You flat face fucking Roman if you do it episode about surviving a bombing I'm a survivor Right a survivor. I was at the Boston I was the Broadway bar rings we can do that too. I just I just now realized that dang out flat face Yeah, I want to thank you so much he does done a flat face as a flat note. Well, will you're off the soda and list sitcom? Yeah, hey, I want to thank you for coming in man. I want to thank you for having me I really appreciate it. It was great anytime you're town, if you want to come in and sit down, you got two first names. Crystal Sean, Sean, Crystal. And a great body. Great body. That's all right.

That's all right. But in the past, 42. Sitting next to you. Sitting next to you, Bobby. I think you fell off a little too by the way. Shot lift my shoulder up. Yeah, go ahead. We got to put your pants down too. Let's see. Let's see your hog. That's pretty good.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Let me see your dick. I'm kidding. Put it in soda's cheek. I want to thank you for coming in, bro. He's been trying to get off for a while. You know, emailing me. We're back and forth. You finally get on the show. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to come for coming in, bro. He's been trying to get on for a while. You know, emailing me, we're back and forth.

You finally get on the show. Yeah, yeah, I love to come back. Absolutely, dude. Come back on, just hang out. I know we kind of interviewed the fuck out of you today. I have fun. But it was good. And I love talking comic books, even though Dan knows a lot more

about it. Comic books than us. And I didn't have a father. And a show. And you have a show. Well, he'll be too busy next time I'm back to come on well you both will cuz you got to do the storyboards All right, right there also if you have if you get a shot in between You know when you're doing his shelf you want to come back on the big red is that a dance show?

Is that where can people find you buddy on the internet? I'm on Twitter at Sean crystal. I'm on Instagram. InkPulp if you if you look that up that's most of my branding is under that name. I'm I.N.K. S H H A W N InkPulp. I N K P L P. I have a podcast as well where I talked other artists and create. Let's go. I like that. And that's InkPulp audio and iTunes. You should get Dan on it. I'd love to get Dan on it. Of course you would. Of course. I've had some big names on there. Well, I said, I said, are you putting Dan with big names? No, I'm saying I've had bigger. Oh, okay. Oh, I shut about. That's great. All right. Well,

what do you got? Well, at Will Silvens. I said dirty, weird beard. W-I-L-S-Y-L-V-I-N-C-E at Will Sylvens, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Facebook.com slash W-S-Y-L-V-I-N-C-E. From website W-I-L-S-Y-L-V-I-N-C-E dot com. Are you reading it on the inside of your eyelids? Why do you close your eyes when you sit? I'm passionate, man. What's going on? What's going on? I'm going to wait for two months. He's not going to be here. Where are you man. What's going on wait for two months. He's not gonna be here Where are you going? I'm going to wait for four months. Where where where you going? I'm going to Australia

When you doing you Kelly fucking what are you doing over there? I'm gonna sell the comedy talk. What the fuck? I you know, I actually come on, but you say you too busy I said you can come I'll come to is it money? Is it money? Yes, there's how much money like five hours a week? I'd like to go to Australia take me but take me If I've even white something just a Conversation all right if we get a break from filming can we yeah, I have a mission to go down. Yeah, but only one around break all right I'm gonna bring you for a principal photographer is he on the show. Yeah, am I on the show? Maybe can I do it just I want to do 100% you should play guess I just want to do guest starring top of show I can't as long as you let me hold the mic like Brayway and you can you should be a soda delivery guy

What do you got so we'll get to you last because you're the seems that you have a most going I don't have anything I have nothing going I have a phone call that I was supposed to make okay, okay, dude Listen and the guy is like hey is my cool so I don't allow you can you not have I got my people lined up I don't want you people calling that dancer dancer.com. I'm gonna be Fill it out via helium and I'm gonna be in Miami at home tap. What's home tap? I think it's the old That's a big club Is it really though the improv and coke gonna grow? I think so I don't call home tap pretty sure it's the old Is it really though the improv and coke on a grove? I think so I don't call home tap Pretty sure it's called home brew home tap how long you're gonna be there for Friday and Saturday. That's it. Yeah good cash Of course it is it's you know, I make a lot of money man. Dude. I am so

$5,000 for the weekend is awesome. I wish good you to be smiling because it's I hit it right on the money No, you're not a good at it. 15, baby. 5,000. Wow. 15,000 for Friday. I'm doing good. Now for this. Yep. I'm going to be in Australia. March 17. Will, we're doing my book. Yes. Will, I was learning. Hello, baby. You'll be a big get for us. Melbourne, Sydney, and then I'm doing the vote. My father cured meats for you, William. It's a dog. He came, Andy.

He's cured meats. He healed them of diseases. Yeah, she healed it. She healed me. All right, so you're going to be in a show. We have a lot of fans enough to show you. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'll take a look.

And you know what, I want to thank all the fans that showed up This weekend at the brew the all it's a draft house Bad old packed with YKW defense. Wow, I can't believe how many fuck yeah They did guys drove up from I can Tennessee Tennessee. I want to thank you guys Driven up and came up to my show when I was with the Wayne brothers in Houston. Yeah, you guys are cutting the fans in the world fucking greatest fans ever Joe, what do you got? Oh This Thursday I'll be at the big East tournament both games noon and 2 30. We see you know Villanova and then say John's Providence

All right, no, but for real, everybody. Thanks for your point. April 10th and 11th. You want to come? Yeah. All right. Oh, we got to get a ticket. April 10th and 11th.

I don't know. I'm not sure. Ticket. April 10th and 11th. I'll be at City Steam in Hartford, Connecticut. And then April 16th, 17th and 18th. I'll be in Montreal, the comedy. That's good chance.

The Bruins will be playing the Canadians in the opening round of the playoffs And then oh, that's the nest. It's the one the mall. Yeah, and then the Montreal canadian juice to play yes and the Side splitters April 23rd 24th 25th. I'll be at side splitters in Tampa. I know there's a bunch of you No, I'm head on it. Oh shit jerk. I don't middle anymore. They didn't come down you've been away a long time They didn't come down. I'm on middle no more middleing Bobby And then May 7th through the 10th. I'll be a go bananas in Cincinnati Come out headlining Fucking job the fucking cock suck is a middle of that right just the good

Yeah, well you're doing 35 after 27 years of middleing You're the fucking cock-shock is a middle of that, right? Just the good-hack. Fuck him. Uh, yeah. Fuck him. Well, you're doing 35. After 27 years of middleing, I decided to stop. You know what's happens when you say, I'm not gonna do that anymore. People go, oh, okay, do you want a headline then? That's what's happening.

Yeah. And I did letterment that helped as well. And also, I masturbate a lot. And you're funnier than you were a year ago. That's the true. Um, what do I catch? Oh my god. You don't even ask what you have. You have what he has.

Yeah, that's really happening. I hung out with, uh, we're in a Ruba. Ruba Ray. Have you done that? You've done that, Joe. I got a toy. You're too big for that game. Fuck you.

What, dude? You said you're too big. You make too much money. Not at all. You could do it. Do you want to do it? I can do it. Uh, absolutely.

I actually told them about you. I did. I told them will events. Ray and I talked to that. We tried one week. I was already on the road. Hey, you're busy. Dude, you got to make shows. Your shows coming out. You know, TV show, you're radio show. Radio show. Friday, maybe show cartoon. How many? Let me get nine shows. This is two weeks in a row. He's here. He got kids show on crazy movie. Shout out. We got kids. You're going. PBS coming. You got a show on PBS coming out. That's fucking awesome Dude in the size pace with Tom Hanks also come down clothing line you do yeah shoes coming out It's called soldiers. It's called seven great boys. You got his own bucket label coming out Yeah, Joe's rap album is gonna be coming out on that. Yeah, we got will doing the Christmas hits Sorry about that anywhere to everybody. Oh

There you go. Oh. That's a real preview of what's coming out in October. No. You do. Yeah, I'm going to throw a rake at your fix. You have a rake in here? I do. Well, I didn't tell you to stop with the Christmas hits.

Speaking of rakes, you're raking in the money. Was that you? What do I got? This weekend if you listen to the chat room right now, I'm going to be commenting on state Madison Wisconsin. Madison Wisconsin this weekend, Thursday, one Friday, Duce, Saturday, Duce, home on Sunday. March 20th, the Mahaffee Theater in St. Petersburg, Florida. It was a bruhaha with Mike Calthashow, me, Jim Norton, and Arty Lang.

Oh, you're middleing? Yeah, no, I'm actually opening. Oh. Yeah, I'm going to go last. I have to Jim Norton and that fucking old bald fat fucking. Yeah, there's enough dick jokes and tranny jokes. I'm going to throw up fucking these two cum-guzzling fucking queens. I guess.

Will's open. Go ahead. March 27, the comedy works in Albany in 28th, April 18th, co-paving resort in Lake ville, Pennsylvania. That's enough. Go to robbercaledelive.com and for all your tickets, for my shows, check out my dates and make sure you pre-order my robbercaledelive album. Actually, DVD, you can get unedited extended version right at robacadelive.com, front page, click the button, $5 minimum donation, so for

$5 you get my special. And when is the special come out? It's April. It's already been out on Comedy Central, two times and was awesome did very well. And now you can buy it. So go to robberkilllive.com and pre-order it, comes out in April, extended, longer version, robberkilllive.com, and what else? What else we got? Deepu, what are you up?

Didn't you say you wanted to mention that this week is my third year anniversary of the day on the show? Happy anniversary of being up. Look at Dan, look at he's already, you know, I'm sorry, I know you're big and you got to go I'm trying to wrap this thing to new shoes to come out with on my new shoe line Hey pair of pumps. Yeah, you should get a job. I'll call them the lists get on the lists. Okay. I would like can you do a shoe? No

All right, you might get a sandal. I'll take a sandal I'll take can I cover the toes though because I've shitty don't know Oh Jesus Christ Take a sandal. I'll take, can I cover the toes though, cause I have shitty toenails. No. Oh, Jesus Christ. If you let me money, can I have some money? You have a house, bro. What the fuck does that mean? I don't got a window at my bedroom, dog.

Yeah, but you do, you got a new apartment with that new fucking show money you got. Do you know how, how? You got a new show. It's gonna, I'm gonna be so mad at you. What? When I have this meeting today, and the guy's like, you know what, I just don't think I wanna do this.

And I'll be like, the Bobby said I was show on the podcast. Yeah, but dude, you have it. No, I don't. I know you got it. You got it. You don't know where it is. You're a big hit.

You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit.

You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You're a big hit. You want me to say yeah, you really want me to tell you do you want me to I think I told you on the phone Sorry, don't know you want me to tell do you want me to say it? It's rose in something I will say it then I will say it say you want me to say it. He said say it all You told me yesterday I'm not okay. It's not anybody's Rosen is it Rosen something Rosen blue? Okay, it's not anybody's Rosen is it Rosen something Rosen blue He's all is all is meeting with Louis Gomez What I have a good idea

No, we beat the shit out of people all can't take jokes How about you sit at your computer and I throw punches an inch away from your head while you write something And then we do videos of Jay. So when Jay cried. But we do it about like sluts. Which, how you guys see in Colin Quinn's ass? So, Cosh-o! Oh, no, no, what is it?

It's really fun. It's awesome. Go to Lexus, I believe, dot com. Lexus online. What is it? L Studios. And it's fucking hilarious. Check out Colin Quinn's cop show.

The one with Amy and Jim Gaffigan, Keith Roberts, and Zinnett, it's fucking hilarious. It's Colin Quinn's cop show, the one with Amy and Jim Gaffigan, Keith Robertson's in it. It's fucking hilarious. It's great. So go check it out. I'm really well in it. It's one of the great. What are you doing it? I play a drug addict.

What? Drug addict. I gotta go. All right, this show's been great. It was weird after the second half. It kind of petered out, but that's what happens when people aren't focused. Oh, this is great. I'm kidding. Didn't Peter. I know I'm joking. I Married Two days with stories folks check it out I swear to God. You know what? You've been listening to the YKWD podcast.

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