Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Ellen Kerrigan, Kerryn Feehan | Full Stop

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

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Here at the last button comedy sell studios above the comedy seller. Okay buddy, you walk in. It's just a fucking podcast. It's not a fucking tonight show, relax. We are here doing another show and I have an amazing episode today. I'm very excited about. First of all, before we get to that, I want to thank all the new members of Patreon,

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Very defeated. Oh my God, your mic sounds like shit. It might just be me. All right, good. All right, anyways, hello. You have the charisma of a dead butterfly. I do. That idea. Please welcome Eleanor Carrigan. Yes. This is exciting. Speaking of dead butterflies, I'm here. Very excited to have you here because I Hello. I've loved you since I met you. Even though you didn't like me when I first met you. Why do you say that?

Because you were a fucking twoddy. So what? You are like a little chick that holds on to shit. Or an insecure young man that has. I'm not sure. A young man that has no gas hole. And so was this a clean podcast? Now you fucking dirty slut.

All right. Thank you for that sweet and true. I thought you sounded amazing. She of course you did because you're just a positive person. Yeah, fucking positive. Yeah, you're so positive. Be positive. Oh, not just a blood type, Bobby. Oh, please. Positive. You're not positive. You're one of the most negative people I've ever met. Liz, I put my hair down like this so you can't see the new smarks around my neck. keep up my hair down like this. You can't see the new smarks around my dad.

I'm like, to press person to soon. And who else do we have on? We also have Karen Fien. Karen, oh my God, she's finally here. And she looks, I mean, she dressed up. She looks phenomenal. I mean, fucking phenomenal.

I feel uncomfortable. I just feel like, you know, it's not that you know what female audience podcast, you know what I mean? Yeah, but the fans love love a person who respects themselves. Right. Yeah. I mean, you look fully trans. Yeah.

You look like you just talk girls basketball after fucking school. I mean, I mean, what are you taking a fucking class at a community college? What are you doing? Indoor soccer. You look like a single mom that's trying to fun get a second job. I like to think I would carry the full term. I kind of want to give you my bra.

The person who helps you. Give you more support. For what? Get them up there. I have nothing. Give it to me. I need it more than her. You know, you can get it off.

She's laughing and not even jiggling on the front. I am coming to, I'm getting getting my this is these are period text. So I take the broth and we want to why so much for something in my fertile year. I'm bragging till the last period. Oh, we get it by face because mine is dwindling away. You can smell your beard. Just a funny. Sweaty sweaty Metapause period.

Are you going to a metapause? That's Joe. No, I don't know what Joe's doing. No, not yet. It's still coming out. Joe, what are you doing? What's happening? Someone needs.

Oh, okay. Go ahead. Yes. Joe Russell, everybody. The fucking famous girl Russell. No. With the amazing cheese show. You ever see a show that he does?

Him and his girlfriend do a show about cheese. They just do a cheese show. It's an interstitial and she loves cheese. It disappoints a bunch of feet, guys. This is the one I was looking for. I'm never gonna come. I'm sure there's. That's crazy. I'm sure there's about your fat guys watching the jerk it off.

Well, yeah, the fat guys are tuning for the feet. They're like, oh, oh, oh. We, we, the fizz, oh, is that free? Oh, they hit the blue, oh, guys. Like a fat French guy's just getting off on Joe's hot chick. She's smoking hot. No way. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Bring up the hot chick. She's smoking hot. No way. Yeah.

What? Fuck yeah. Bring up the cheese show. I'll show you. Yeah. Olivia's and she has the personality of a Sesame Street fucking employee. Oh. I mean, the nicest person ever.

Olivia's a hawk girl name too. It is. Yeah. She's smoking hot. I mean, he's, I mean, he's all right. You can only see half his face. I don't know. That's probably better. You know, I was like, like I said the as the top half better or worse than well

He looks like all the sweat hogs in one Well, yeah, it's bring take your time though bringing it up Wow, yeah, we can play this a little bit right? We all have to be put us on the screen, please, remember, didn't much tell you if we're looking at Tom Thang, please make sure they're all on the fucking screen. Oh my God, she loves him. She's beautiful, right?

Oh, so cute. They've done like 78 of these shows. That's amazing. And I don't know why, I don't know why they're not, that's in their apartment, by the way. She's beautiful, right? Yeah. She has such a great personality. So does cheese mean cheesy? Like, no, they eat cheese. why they're not that's in their apartment by the way she's beautiful right yeah she has

such a great person now so does cheese mean cheesy like no they eat cheese the yarl's burns is really good she's just cheese mean cheesy because you're acting all right I love you guys she is gorgeous she's beautiful you should thank your lucky star young man. Yeah, she's beautiful. Thank God. She was abused right when she abused That's what we gotta be something I always think that too. I had a hot girl come up to me I don't know a couple I mean smoke and hot she just came up. She goes oh my god A big fan and she was kind of you felt the vibe. Oh my god. This chicks a mental patient definitely if she's fucking Talking about me. Hey, I want to pour caracene on you right now.

That was way too quick. I was way too quick. Look, oh, definitely. And you would even joke. You're like, yeah, absolutely. I agree with you. This brought to you. I kind of should have figured out which

hope a micro it was. I've never, I've never had sex with a comic. Yeah, but they might quit. I think they would. They're not quit. I had to. Quit breathing. Yeah, that's a good question. Do open-micres hit on you to kind of like no, never and I never give that vibe though. I've never I've never put vibe out there for a girl comic ever. I just I just never- I'm on trial, relax. Just- No, I can't. I know, I've never done that. He wasn't sweating 10 seconds ago, so I'm just gonna say it.

What is he doing with this panda? Some fat open migrant who's constantly right now. Yes, he did. I'm gonna be a star. I'm taking that body girl. Can I just say something? You girls, not you girls. Fucked everybody.

Yeah, fuck everybody. Yeah, I was like, yeah. Me and easy, yeah, over here. Yeah, we'd park it up. Oh, yeah. the A over here. Yeah, we're picking up. Hell yeah. I don't know. It's really a double standard. Oh, shut up.

What is? Because if you fuck girl comics, you'll get a bad rap, but girl comics, fuck. Did you just say Lewis J. Gomez's podcast on purpose? Can you set it wrong? You didn't get the full name. That's the full name. That's the edit point. There's a mark for you.

Oh, wow. Holy shit. Please don't knock it over. It'll give me anxiety. Knock it on there. Oh my god. On there right now. What are you going to fuck a child? Is this a nice table?

Did your father hit you as a child? What yours didn't? I know. What father? Oh, sorry. This What yours didn't? I know. What father? Oh, I'm sorry. This table was custom made for the studio. Would you rather have gotten hit or had them disappear?

I was kidding, I got hit. I got hit by a stepfather. He used to beat the shit on me. But yeah, it isn't a weird thing. Why is that a double standard? Why can girl comics? I mean, nobody cares. I've got no one cares on either side.

I know. That's not true. I've heard guys being called sluts and fucking pigs. What are you talking about? And they say the same about us. You fucking, we are, I mean, what's up? Yeah, but you guys are. Where do you tell?

Why, you kind of, I'm like, watch one of my worst battles. Just because we can't, it's late. You know what it is? Maybe, maybe this is my fear of what? Definitely. You married the first girl that fucked you Don't tell that about Dawn you fucking asshole a good person shut up. I don't want to hear your backtracking You wore

She said I got Fucked up. This would happen my wife. She met me when I was smoking hot Oh Smoking hot and then I these stories about you being smoke and hot. She didn't understand that I've had, I've had, I, she doesn't understand that I transform every six years. I'll go back though. I'm on, I will, I've gone back.

I've seen you do yoga with Ari. I don't think you're going to go back. Well, maybe not this time. Maybe, maybe not, but I won't get any bigger. Let's just say that. I mean, we're done. I think you're sexy. We're done.

Don't listen. I hate you. I hate when it's an uncanny ability. She has She really does. She's the worst. That's because she has she has like 19 brothers and fill in the ripper lips off Colin Quinn outside. I know Oh, she was just fun. It is the only Irish cock I saw and not in that good luck. Good luck And not good luck. Good luck Yeah, you get it. We're gonna get reset them size. You gotta get reset them sizes 27 NPR We're on top so girls podcast Just being

We're just doing Joe. Sorry. Eric gave me a look. I'm sorry. I, uh, you've been with a lot of comedians. No. Just one. Two. Two.

Who's the other one? Um, he's stunk. So, uh, you never want to say anything. Stay. You know what's embarrassing? Have you fucked the, not just thinkersinkers. Quit.

Oh man. I can't win. I can't run. No way. I love that. I feel like good. Bad. So they get out of the business

or they just stink still. I don't know. Some of them stay still. Some of them get better. I wore off on a couple. I slimed if you. Good for you. Thank you.

Let me ask you question Cuz you but you you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck this thinking one and a good one. Yeah He's a good person. Oh shut up. You're a Catholic guilt Annoying me, you know that he said you I don't give a fuck for him. I'm just saying Really? I just have two sides. I mean, she goes one, one for the other. He's the nicest, but fuck him. He's a Jew. What? No, I mean, as a comic, like we used to rip him to shreds. Really? And then he just, do I know him?

No, no, he wasn't in it long enough. Like he didn't, he's a few of my pussy. He was in there for a minute, but I, it was like, this is going to sound so terrible. It doesn't matter, he doesn't listen. We already got he monetized anyways on YouTube to everybody. Yeah, but that doesn't. Anyway, he goes, so we went out,

but I was just got out of a really, really heart breaking relationship. So he was my, what do you call it? Like get over dick. They're real dick. So he used to, what do you call it like get over dick? They're real dick. So he used to refer to my ex as less their diamond. Because every time my ex would call from casino, the James Woods character. Yeah, okay. So he would always like any time he would call, I would just jump or run to whatever.

Oh, really? But I was still with this guy, but he wasn't funny. And I got to catch my attention. What a little bitch. What a cook. He waited around while you were talking to him. For a little bit. And then he left and he moved and he got normal. And he made tons of money and he married a madly girl on his kids.

He was madly in love with you. No, he's got a great life now. I will you some originally. Massachusetts. You're from my town. I grew up. Yeah. Oh my god.

Where were you? I grew up in Marshfields. My dad's from Dorchester and my dad's from Wayne. Wow, that's a fucking. They live on the Cape now. Really? Wow, I didn't know you from fucking Boston. Oh my Vegas.

How'd you lose the Yank set? Oh, you just gotta get me around my parents or my mom. Oh, that's fucking turns me on. What? It comes in when you're around. Yeah, I got my mom on the phone right now. I'm gonna get all fucking.

No shit. And You're an old fucking bastard. I know we could lead in how many I'm gonna go. How many how it's I don't know how much time do we What do you mean? We can we go to we can do it. We can do it. We name a couple and over time. Absolutely. What? The names for Patria. Staying to it. Yeah. I have like bits about three of them. Let's add them. At the end, we read the Patria. We have the Patria names of the end.

Just add them as new Patria names. All right, you get. I'll build them. I'll find them in the end. No, don't worry about it. Don't listen to that episode. They do give you good material though, right? Because the one that's stunk, I didn't start

stand up for a long time after. And I still had like four or five good bits about him and he'd come and see me and be like, I know that's me. Really? It's so fun. Yeah, because he was just, but he's from mass. From Massachusetts. Billy Burke.

Lexington. Billy Burke. Yes. Lexington. It's a dang cook. It was dang cook. Really? It's actually dang.

No, I'm way too old. I was over say it. It's a damn good. It was a damn good. It was a damn good. Really? It's actually a damn. No, I'm way too old for a damn. Even though I'm 20 years younger than him. You're way too old for me. And I'm fucking old. Elinor. Elinor. The man's like hot young girl.

Yeah, well, they got younger. Shut up. Not that way. All right, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, but can I say something? Elinor is to a young, hot girl name too. All right, maybe I don't know. Yeah, I don't, but can I say? Elinor is such a young, awkward old name too.

I think Elinor. Elinor, yeah, that's such a awkward name. Elinor and Olivia. That and Peggy. I mean, I'm glad. My stripper name is my name and my middle name, which is Eleanor Margaret. So everyone is like the beginning of the

book. It's like, it's like what a, what a non-wed yelling. It's like what my dad like what a, look at a non-rehealing. It's like what my dad would call me. No, I know too bad. The two in traffic, my dad used to everyone was Margaret. Margaret, what are you talking about? I'm like, look at this one.

You're my, you're my, you're my, you're my, you're my, that sounds like something that I appreciate, say after your confession. All right, give me three alpholars and two, Margaret's, two Eleanor Margaret's, and I don't fucking shitty names. What? Fucking Irish Catholics are telling me that I'm Maureen Ellen.

Oh, brutal. Brutal. Brutal. My sister's kid though, she's calling Patricia. I was supposed to be Kelly. Kelly what? That was my dog Kelly, carry again. Kid, but middle name.

I don't know what they would have done with it. I was supposed to be Nicholas. Okay, but middle name. No, I don't know what they would have done with it. I was supposed to be Nicholas. Okay. Nicholas Patrick Kelly. Whoa. No, right? No, it doesn't work. My kid's name is this shit.

Yeah. I took him to, I took him the first day today. I took him to a Jiu-Jitsu. Okay. Over a new Rochelle, ego or Gracie, Matt Sarah, my buddy, the fucking top guy in the country, to champ everything okay you hooked it up So I brought him in put his key on he was out there doing fucking Jiu-Jitsu and they were like Maximus in that that Portuguese Yeah, such a guy named V Tor was talking to Maximus Maximus and you know, it's like ego Maximus

Gladiators and that I was so fucking badass, man. I was so happy. I love it. I would have loved to see him do that. I'll send you a picture. He's fucking so, oh, he's such a big kid too. He's towered over everybody. He's gonna be a problem.

I'm gonna be a max. You're not going out tonight. He's just gonna choke me out. Okay, go out, go out. Just me tapping his mom crying. Cause she's married to me. Let him out. Let him out. I walked out of the house tonight and I didn't kiss my wife.

What kind of fucking person? I don't know. I just why. That's not nice. What are you turning? I kiss her all the time. No, but she just... Boy, don't finish that set. Okay, here's a problem. Right. I just got tired of fucking hearing her talk. I was... What was she talking to you about? She was just here's the thing. I work giving him his blood pressure stats. I was I was fucking working my twad off for weeks. Now she works at twad off too, right?

I get it. We both work very hard at having a family in a house. You walk gets way sore. Yeah, but nothing. Take this. This is the bomb band down to put that I can fucking Wait for me Putting the even Johnny you might have a kid There's no way Just a sperm dies

No, but she she comes up to me yesterday and I'm literally home after working out what the fuck are you doing? I was like whoa you know who needs an amp? I just go. Just walk by. By the way there's more important people elsewhere. This podcast means nothing. They're just taking everything out. By the end of it it's just gonna be us and I'm like I'm gonna pick up the tape. Start taking the fucking TVs out Bobby, are you being evicted? What's happening? Yeah, I wish. I love to go back to my shed and do this by myself.

So I'm coming over after. I would never introduce you to my wife. I want to be in a... I don't want... Because you two will fucking... I mean you two... You're two peas in a pod. And I already know your MO.

You're... We and you are like best friends friends as soon as somebody knew comes in You do that will you trash me to bond with them? It's terrible that Irish shitty move My wife will go hey fuck you that's my husband. I love him But you two smoking polymer 100s in the backyard Well, I'm fucking cooking and cleaning so anyway, she comes out to me. She comes up I'm sitting there. I'm I'm literally I drove two and a half hours home middle of the night

So I can be home and wake up with them on Sunday. I Can't eat I'm on that fucking keto thing for like eight weeks now. I was infilly nothing, right? Terrible I'm home there in pancakes blah blah. I It's terrible. I'm home, they're eating pancakes, blah, blah, blah. I'm sitting there, I'm just having a little melon, whatever, I am so happy. I'm so, my kid, and they're talking, he's telling me stories, she's talking blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, this is great.

And I'm watching a little TV, a little Steven, and I'm like, oh, fucking hard to kill a some movie. He's on all the time now for some reason. You're right. Literally going. I'm so happy right now This is why it works so hard and she goes all right now Listen, I need you to go up in the roof at some point today the gutters and then the see what's up there And then can you go in the shed and the pool near and I'm like I haven't had a fucking day off at three weeks. I've been traveling driving. I don't sleep

I was up all fucking night. You guys got the bed. And now I go fucking, I'm just finally home enjoying my fucking self. And I'm literally sitting there going, I fucking love this is why I work hard. And you want to put me to work on a goddamn Sunday to clean gutters?

I feel like this has a lot to do with the pancake. Yeah. It could be triggering. That was a triggering. Did they put chocolate chips in it or something? It'll fuck you. I don't know if I could first of all, go fuck yourself. You're absolutely right.

And fuck you. I think you might know. That's a trigger, Bobby. I would be trigger for me and fucking melon and their porn syrup. Because he could have a fucking pay it at first and he would say it. He's like, yeah, I could not pay.

And then he understood, I would be the same. I hate. I did have a mood to this week because I put sauce. I got you know what I said your talk. Get sore. Do you know the duck sauce? Don't try to redo the joke that bomb. I'm not joke bomb. I'm twice. But it still works. It still is applicable. Like I said before. Maybe we'll work right now now if I slip it in we're gonna circle back to your sore twat whether you like it or not mommy oh god just a line of sore so I'm triggered yeah go ahead I I did put sauce on

my chicken wing you know the duck the little the sweet sauce that you get at the Chinese restaurant I used that this weekend I actually woke up fucked up the next day the sugar something happened I was woke up, fucked up the next day. The sugar. Something happened. I was in a sad, fucked up mood all day long. But you're saying it hurt your like mental state? Mental stomach. It fucked me up mentally. It fucked me mentally because I haven't had a sugar in so long. How the fuck do people not have sugar?

I get it. I get it. That people need to do it. Whatever. But it helped. Do you, Amy, like, instead of of like stevia or you just do no sugar I don't want to do stevia on the other shit because it's it's fucking it. That's it. It kills you too, right? Yeah I was like if I'm gonna get away from it. I'm out. So just get away from it, right? Everything kills you But that stevia has a fucking aftertaste. I hate that shit. I can't do diet coke. I hate anything. I think anything diet Aspartane, forget it.

Yeah, I just don't fuck with it. Sugar, yeah. If I'm quitting the motherfucker, I'm not gonna go with some side bitch. Sugar is the most addictive thing on the fucking planet. Trust me. It's bad.

It's such a mood. Are you a non-sugar person? No, I fuck, I work out like a psychopath, so I eat intuitively whenever I want, I eat, whenever I trust my body, if my body wants some cookies, because she's pissed off But the next day I'll suffer like when I'm working out

It's like you would feel like your body a she like it's a different person. I might like this It's her you have a name for it and then there's you and you guys work together as a team I really I hope a fucking AC falls on her And you're attached to it. Go fuck yourself with you. Fucking weird. She looks so hot. Shut up, Alan or she is hot. We know she's hot.

All right, Bobby, put your pants back on. Sorry, I apologize, I apologize. Lisa. Lisa, the... But yeah, I don't, people are like, you should cut out sugar. I don't think I could. I don't know, we just passed.

I passed away. It's the worst. I mean, it's the best because listen to me I'm a fucking tub of shit. I have no choice you both are fucking in shape. I'm not I mean she's in shape I am questionable Jim a lot you do go and I run a lot and I also eat like a fucking monster That's a thing and I emotionally eat sometimes. Yeah, it's such a rush. It really I don't drink you live alone, right? Jesus

Yeah, I pause Really again, that's just triggering for him. I got to clean the fucking sheet That's just triggering for him. I gotta clean the fucking sheet yet. I never I apologize. You just open up to me. And I was like, you have nobody tonight, right? Right? How many do you have?

You have one pillow, right? You've a tiny dog. He's not going to do anything doing it through. You have one toothbrush in you bathroom, right? One coffee mug. I love me. I'm dating me. Kirk was made for you specifically.

You live alone too, right? 100%. Yeah. Just a bad guy. What do you want us to live with? All by choice. All by choice. This is all by choice.

I've been engaged three times. Three times. Nobody's ever wanted to marry me. Why? I don't understand. You're a pretty girl. She's your high, pretty bad person, Anthony. What do you mean you're a person girl. You're a high pretty bad person What do you mean your person out? Tell me well? Oh, well, I mean no, it's a good person. No, I am fun My last boy is that a therapist talk?

Don't do your mean self-speaker I am fun. I'm fun. You're embarrassing yourself. No, my last boyfriend broke up with me because my only I had started in only fans What what you show your booty. Yeah, you show everything Yeah, you make good money. You sign me up under your name for her only fans. Please. I'm so I don't get an extra $5 from an R Kelly every month. I'm like which one is that I so I am so fucking it's just a one that pees on your So you show Yeah, I strip. I get. By the way, we're never going to get Bobby's attention again, because you brought up a fucking only fan.

He hasn't even looked over. Can you turn her mic off, please? Listen, I gave you 15 minutes. Yeah, exactly. Talk about your only fan. Listen, let's get here. Bobby, how about you, you're paying her to be on this podcast? You have a lonely fan's page.

I'm going to start it. The lonely fans is just me walking around my studio apartment. Yeah, yeah, in a tan rock and panties that go above your belly button. You're like, you're like doing stand up to like your family like Maria Bamford. Yeah, you just have family. You're trying to massage a Verico's vein on your thigh. Devaining life. Swipe up. Hello.

It is. You have $20. Cheers. Wait, I want to hear more about the only fans. I do. Like, you make good money because I'm so jealous. Yeah, listen to me. I've heard something about you and tell me if I'm wrong.

You make 20 grand a month on, wow. Muzzle talk. Thank you. Muzzle. A lot of it goes back into the product. What product? Oh, you.

Oh, what do you do? What could you possibly do? I reinvest it. I do a lot of like health and wellness stuff. I get a lot of IV drips. I'm in the gym a lot. What the fuck is an IV drips? I was thinking about recommending one to you. They have specific ones for weight loss. Yeah, really go three days in a row

You'll fucking notice like you can get on B5 or no B12 shots in your butt. That's just and yeah That helps your metabolism Especially if you get them regularly, but I'm that I got my dad one. He's not used it Yeah, he's like I'm a fucking goalie. Where they just stick me up. up? I'm not sick. Is your dad know that you have this page? I bet he does. My mom, I'm a Honda. I bet his friends, though. He's not.

I'm not. I bet his friends. I bet you go for Christmas. You got a little more fucking pals. Hey, I was stopping by. Hey, hey you got. That's new apartment. Wow. I'm just gonna show you guys, because she's seen my new apartment. She's like, I don't give a shit

how you're paying for this. Really? Yep. I love that. But you don't have to. But how do you're doing anything? I don't do porn. There's like no penetration.

I really like it. It's not. All right, listen, can I before she ruins this? Because she's, she's coming in from a woman's angle. Well, you, I'm coming in from a, I'm gonna throw all of it. It's, you know what,. It's you know what do? Not you know what fucking party pooper.

Listen, shut up. Look at these curtains. I can't stand you. Let me ask you. Let me make you ravioli. Behind the curtain. I'll ask you a couple questions. And then fucking Eleanor, I'm a marative,

fucking lattice. We'll fucking ask a couple of of questions from the 30s. Meredith. Kids, the chick with a hair up in a ponytail last year. Go fuck yourself, because by blow, blow up. Yeah, your roots look good. Listen.

I just got it done. No, wait, go ahead. I want to hear this question. You, you first, you're beautiful. If you had an early fans, can I be honest? I'd go to your fans. You're crushed. I'd go to your fans. You'd crush. I'd go to your fan.

Absolutely. Absolutely you would. You would absolutely count in front of. Because I'm nothing. Why? Because I have a fucking 10, nobody, yeah, but people like that. And I'm like, that's how.

That's how I'm told it's uncomfortable. They like that. Pretend you're talking to a clock back. You don't have to showcase your insecurities. You know those Roman women that they would draw, like that, that's what I'm built like. That's how I'm built like that. But a little pot belly at a kind of a satiety Yeah, just like a long to eat grapes out of yourself. So he'll be a millionaire. You're very pretty. You're out of your

You're Philly hot Brutal Show I was South Philly eight. Yeah That's South Philly eight. No, you're very Philly hot.'s only because I don't have a self-tax. You got beautiful Let me tell you something. You're very beautiful. You got beautiful hair and you got beautiful eyes No, you're gonna take this you're gonna take this you have nice shoulders Okay, and you got and you got a smoke and Low a half of your body very good. Thank you. You do just don't look at the feet like cut the feet

I'll cut your feet off right I'd rather fucking. Just don't look at the feet like cut the feet. Oh, cut your feet off. Right. I'd rather fucking fucking Austria's then look at your feet. That's a big stump on the air too. Yeah, they won't sell you. Hi, how's the target? They won't sell her flip flops when she's on vacation. No, you have to cover those men. You're pleased. You must cover the feet. Sir, cover those feet. The children scream from pool. We need you to please cover your feet. We hear you clicking from hallway. Hahaha.

Sounds like a rooster walking down the hall. Listen, so you have this page. What made you say fuck it? Or did you not care at all? Was it the pandemic? Yeah, I mean, I'm writing job and I was doing sponsored. What was your writing job? I worked at Paramount Network.

It was a copywriting job. Love that network. It was fun. Yellowstone. Yeah, fucking, I did a promo for them and stuff and I worked on their social and I'm like, wow. But are you a social media holy shit party? I mean, when you have a show like that,

it's not hard to promote Kevin Costner. My, it was a fucking great. It's my favorite show in the world. It's really good. It's a Taylor Sheridan. It's a really good one. He's fucking insane. It's white, it's It's really good. It's a Taylor Sheridan. It's a really good. He's fucking insane. It's white. It's so fucking hot too. I follow her on Instagram. Yeah. Fucking I love that show so much. I love only fans or she would crush. Here's the

thing with that show too is that cost. I thought it was just a mini series. Yeah. Oh shit. I swear to God. I mean, yeah, I hear a great thing. It's good. Oh, terrible. Kelly Riley, that the actress that plays back. Oh, she's the girl that was like, I would like to do a Kelly Riley. Yeah, no, she can actually do that, the, the cowgirl. I thought you were going to say every game. What's your name? Oh, no, I thought you were going to say that the horse. Karen, that's more accurate. What Bobby's saying is bullshit. I'm more of a hoi the lead. No, you can see the girl that plays the other

character. You can definitely can play her. Yeah, yeah, she could. No, the other. She can play really Riley by do you see the worst? Just see fucking Elano hanging in the stall like the heaven. And I die shows up. I got in the bar. I got on the pot. Oh, hey, you're not on the part. I got on the, oh, hey. You're not on the show. I talked to Kevin. He said you could stick your head out of a stable.

Oh, he's going to feed you a carrot while he reads his monologue. Oh, you want to ride you? What? That's weird. Let's fucked up. Listen, Eleanor is pretty. I know. Beautiful, Elano is pretty. I know. Beautiful, actually.

I know. I'm stunning. My type of girl. I feel nothing. You throw darts. I'm feeling it. You're so stupid. So let me ask you, let's back to the page.

I mean, back to Yellowstone real quick. So this show, that we brought it up because it's coming back on. Right. I am so fucked. it up because it's coming back on. Right. I am so fucked. This is why it's great. They have the anti-hero. They have the fucking people that are doing bad shit but they're good people.

And they're doing bad shit because they need to fucking. Preserve their way of life that's under it. And I love that way of life. I know. I love that old fucking cowboy. I'm like, no, you just want to jump in a carriage, get some horses. I'm telling you, I had a psychic tell me I was a cowboy.

Not really a cowboy, I was born, I owned a bar. I was a chubby guy with a vest, but the thing is, my friend committed suicide, who was a gunslinger, and he's the guy who watches over me. So that's why I've never wanted to kill myself. I've been depressed bad. So fucking bad so many times, but I've never wanted to off myself. And the lady was like, that's because he's watching over. He never let you get to where he got. Because I guess he killed

himself or something like that. Any who? When do you think he's going to cross over and leave you alone? And you do it. Someday, I just hang myself. What how do we do those prayers to get that guy to go? Right. I know. So mean.

I mean, Jesus, we just called you a horse for a couple minutes. I mean, no need. I don't even know. Please grab that. Click, click. That's what we, that's the mark. It's a high school with one of the poor. She came over.

Is that a salad of a real client's down? It's really I'm kidding. I'm not as hot as a client's. All right. Easy there. Carro bonnet. Listen. Sorry. I, that's terrible. Put that hand down. It's scaring everybody. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm just going off now. I'm, I'm gonna put those off there. No, I'm just going off now. I'm going to put those off there. No, so you do this thing.

Now, how did you, how did you, I don't want to ask a question, forget off the fucking the yellow stone for a second. How many lights are in there? Like how many, like, you know, I'm very low. It's very much, you know, we're simulating the girlfriend experience for these people. No, okay. So if I come in, if I come in, if I, and you're going to get a lot of, you know, let's get up.

Let's see. If I come in, how much is a cost? 69 69. How much is a cost? $25. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm never fucking cheap though. I want to fight all I have a mom. I'm pretty sure Shane Gillis, Fidelberg from Barstool and one other kid that's get past from Barstool, share a subscription. Well, I'm gonna get the fucking password.

I've been toil. I mean, it's called reddit.com. There's been some leaks. So you, oh no shit, you're on Reddit. They can take pictures of you. I hope not, because I like I went in and like, like only fans is pretty good about like if you get asked them them to take stuff down they'll go and I had a lawyer. Oh okay. It's honestly like if I be honest you can have a few lawyers get some things. Yeah the thing

is like it's not really bad for business leaks. Right. You think? It helps. So a little leak of you if I can ask is not bad for business. Some leak is just good. Yeah, Sam Morelle puts his comedy on Instagram. A little leak is good. Yeah, a little leak is good. You're absolutely right. Somebody's coming to that. It's a major leak. I send my mom all Sam.

I don't know Sam. I know you don't. Am I allowed to shit on somebody I don't know? You know you're from Philly. You can do whatever you want. I mean I know how to fight. I'm so glad. That's what I was going to go.

I fucked with her. I want to go. There's a point with her where I'm going to pull back because I know she'll fight me.illy, you can do whatever you want. I mean, I know how to fight. I'm so glad. That's what I was like. I fight with her. There's a point with her. I'm gonna pull back because I know she'll fight me. So punch you in the back. I get proud. I love to fight. It makes me so hot. Maybe that's what I should do on my only fan.

Fight. I'm gonna roll. And then they just see my panties get wet. Yeah. Without. How much of a bobby grow up? It's so hot. Why would you pick?

It was 80 pounds on keto? He doesn't need it. He just has to have that image. He'll never read again. You a cron. I tell everybody I tell it like just just fucking flesh colored panties getting wet.

With nylons on like the bush coming out the side. And I crack open the egg to get mouth. Those I remember those. You probably can pass you them off. My mom had them. I'm even in the store for those.

Yeah. Go get the egg. What egg. Go get the egg. What color? Do you forget the wrong color? Yeah. Oh, great.

Now, the egg that's going to die in you later in life and never produce a baby. Like, they don't have any more eggs. It's 10 kids. Your eggs are dead. Oh my god. No. So would you ever do it. Would you

have a doing only fans like you're in the pandemic? I literally upload something on Instagram. You think I could fucking put my do you ever send a guy a dirty video? No. No. I mean, I go back girls. I'm just saying like you said, nobody asked me for a video there be like hey when I come over Yeah, you want it in real time. No shit. You would never do that. No, I would just go over. Yeah, what if really? Yeah, I'm not shy so They asked me to marry them because I'm shy How do you get these rings? How do you guys have more than Brady? I think

Miner legit I don't cheat. Wow. Wow, that was hard. Fuck you. Here in Asshole. You want to talk Brady, don't you want to be anything? Asshole. Do you think he subscribes?

I like that. I like that. Oh my god. I make me so happy. Do you know certain people that you know? It's not anonymous. It, like a lot of them. So you don't know anybody. No, it's good.

But there's like seven gymnortons. You know what I mean? There's a lot of fans. I bet it's gymnortons seven times. I know, it might be. He's my best. It's him or chip. It's him or chip.

Going back and forth. I like it. So what would you do on only fans to make some money? Put my stockings on out of the egg. Stockings on. Uh, wrestle somebody until I get wet. Right. And then what do you do with that?

What do you do? Wait a minute, it's your question. That's for some ragging. That's the thing. Someone write that. I don't like. Do you think I should put a singlet on? No.

One, two, no. With your nipples, two, no. You're not safe. No, just get a singlet, two big and your titties. Just come out everyone's little wild cuz it's too big I wore I wore a wife Peter a couple weeks ago. I took a picture and somebody told me he took King Kong Monday It looked like I was wearing a singlet. It was so I was like I couldn't even fight it I was like it's so it's so on the money. It's so on the fucking money

Oh, when people get it on the money, it's fun. It's really hurtful, but fun. I know you're supposed to get hurt by it, but I really do believe we're all dead inside. Yeah, no, yeah. I mean, when people say, people have said the worst things to me. On this podcast.

I love it. I don't know why. But that's the truth. Like, I was brought up like that. Once you get to know somebody and you're able to sort of poke at their insecurities. Yeah. And you trust them and they trust you. Yeah.

Because it's honest. People don't like honesty. That's right. Thank you, slut. I, um, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha fucked everybody. Okay, that's who, but the old man. They're not calling anymore. At all. You don't have a boyfriend right now? No. I wish.

Do you like dating comics? Come on, babe. I love fucking comics. You do. They hate it. Why? I'm not gonna stop. Why?

Keep them coming, my friends. Why do you like fucking comics? Guys are funny. Funny of Karen's the only comic in New York because all the guys are like, fuck this, fuck this. I can't fuck anybody. So cute. I did. My last boyfriend was a non-comic though.

Oh, okay. And did it bother you that he didn't. He wasn't as funny as a comic. Um, no, it was fine. I was funny after both of us. He slowly like got funnier. Can I ask you a question though? Like my fear of fucking you is that that the outbreak's not that bad. No,

the person said, Bobby, it's a pill. No, I'm just stupid. My brain stopped. I had nothing. It just stopped. Did I have nothing to do with anything? My little brain just went, Gays. Like I'm bearing you can come to me. Oh, that means, oh my God. That hurts.

Oh my God. The table. Oh my God. The fact that I actually made my balls fucking twins. They just they did. They did. They right. They did a little thing. I felt like I was in a I felt like I was in a Tesla and just somebody stepped on the gas.

My God. Wow, that fucking did it for me. Yeah. It did it for me and I don't even know that it's I don't know why is that so hot to me. Yeah. It's so hot. You know what I used to love. No response.

When a girl would say, this is creepy shit When I can't get in creepier than what you've been doing And I'm gonna try to say that so we can stay monetized maybe if we are Can you ask more shift with monetize if this is bad? Anyways, I like I used to love saying tell me you love me and And then and then tell me and then we'd be like,

come at me, I fucking love you. And I'd be like, I love you too. And I would fucking, because I never had girls. Because from my first girlfriend until my wife, I never had anybody close. Because I got cheated on so I was like, fuck, chicks for a while.

Oh, I see. Until I met my chick. I thought you meant you were only fucking guys. No. Not only, get the fuck out of here. That'd be great only bitch. Me just fucking, all the comics. Just that would work.

Fucking Shane Gillis. Yeah, stole my whole idea. Yeah. So my whole plan. Did you see Shane's only fan? On the dad, on the hands, that's hilarious. It's one of the funniest things. Shane Gillis.

Screaming laughing. The fat SNL fucked up so bad. So bad. Shane Gillis. the hands that hilarious that it's one of the funniest things shangilus screaming laughing the fact snl fucked up so bad so bad shangilus videos are so fucking shangilus is so fucking good that he's he's just and is acting it's so fucking funny I was the most charismatic potato I've ever laid his eye on when he does the... Can we play this? Hey, do we have to have this guys? Did anybody listen to Moosh last week? Can you talk to me, Nicole? Do we have to have this us on the screen?

While you're watching it? Yes. Are we on the screen? No, we haven't started it yet. OK, thanks. I'm sorry, apologize. Oh, look at him. We're starting it now, right? Are you starting it? Yep, you're't started it yet. Oh, okay. Thanks. I'm sorry. Follow, guys. Oh look at him. We're starting now, right? Are you starting it? Yep, you're all on the screen. Are we are? I don't see it. It's so fucking funny. Yeah, it's fucking it's brilliant And this is what this is what SNL or a skit show needs but she might be right that they they would have ruined him

Do you know what I don't think so? But sometimes if you're in an environment and you're pitching stuff and picking stuff and picking things, they're not gonna take this. And they're like, Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. Lauren Michaels has an uncanny way of picking people.

And you're like, what the fuck? Why didn't you pick him? Why didn't you pick her? And then you all of a sudden he picks this guy, this fucking guy, this brand new comic from fucking the middle of Pennsylvania. And that's why look how fucking good he is. He was on SNL. He could have changed that thing like Eddie Murphy did that shit. I'm gonna tell you, yeah, you're, they, look at the first cast that they picked Eddie Murphy then, then, then Billy Crystal was already an actor. On a sick and they, they put him in and look what they did.

I mean, I'm telling you, he would have been a fucking superstar. He's gonna be a superstar. He's gonna be. I know I did that. My lips are so fucking precious. He really does look handicap and I love him. Oh, he's funny. That's so funny.

Good guy too. Good guy. Funny, Billy Boy that mustache is so hard to look at. Not yet. He's on my life. You're working. You have a list. I made it to the essence. Do you have a list? No. Oh, shit. I wish I wish you had a list. I'll sneak my name on it by accident. She knows it has girlfriend. I'll just change my name to Aaron. Robert Kelly. A Robert is double A. He's in the front.

Who's next? Who the fuck is Aaron? I don't know. Robert Kelly. I guess they got a fuck Bobby. Can I do the podcast again? Bobby. Gotta keep ignoring their words.

I'll let you be the fucking host. I'll let you take it over. Bobby sit over there. You know what? Oh, we can go. You know what? I think we should talk about more women's issues this week. Yeah, let's talk about women's issues.

You know, you know why I didn't have sex? I was always thinking about never had sex. It wasn't a lot of girl comics back there. There's so many new hot chick comics. It's driving me nuts. I don't know why it's poison. There's a, here's a big get them. They'll be like, oh, here's this new comic.

You got a meter. And then she'll come in. She's like, six, one, here's this new comic you got a meter and then she'll come in. She's like six, one fucking just looks like she came off a runway. Yeah. All right. Then she goes on stage and fucking slaughter. She's like, I know. That's not good.

I'm seeing a few. I mean, you haven't seen people slaughter. Listen, you haven't seen them slaughter. Let's not get carried away. I've seen. There's definitely influx of hot shake comics. There really is. I want you know this because we're from the same generation, basically, but there wasn't

that many girl comics back then. And if there was, they weren't smoking hot. Now, they were regular looking. That's what I said. I went to the stand-in and I was like, what the fuck, man? I mean, I'm so glad I'm out of the game. What happened to Edamay? Edamay. It's so ugly. like what the fuck man. I mean, I'm so glad I'm out of the game. What happened to Edamay?

Edamay. It's so ugly. No offense, Edam. I'm sure you were fine, but you would wear fucking hair curlers and a moon, moon, on to me. And people loved her, you know? Carol Burnett, Ronny Brown with a fucking broom. Phil is still a was a fucking monster.

Phil is still a frightening the like. Eyelashes still re-spriteing the like her eyelashes alone. Yeah, I guess women have made progress. Come on ladies, you got it. But I think it wasn't like they didn't, there wasn't a lot of things you could talk about. Do you worry they'll allow me? Maybe they're getting things because they're hot and not because they're good at comedy.

Absolutely. I mean, that's a keep you up and down. Me? I don't get it. Do you look at their Instagram? It doesn't ever stay. Like, it doesn't stick. It doesn't stick. Once they get something because they're like hot

or they have a lot of followers. Yeah. Then they don't, they can't deliver. So it goes away. They just said they slay. No, she's saying the ones that don't. The ones that don't slay. The ones that don't really put the work in.

And just say, hey, look how hot I am. Yeah, but right now, Instagram and Facebook and photos and all this shit is very important to a profile of a comedian. How many falls you have? And if you're good looking, you can get a lot more followers than if you're just a regular asshole. a lot more followers than if you're just a regular asshole. Yeah. So people look at that and if you, if you can be aggressive, you know, without without pissing people off, you can be a nice person. Yeah, you can get a lot, you can get further, but you're right.

There's going to be a certain point where if your talent doesn't meet your opportunity, you're fucking done. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're absolutely. You're fucking dude. I just feel like, I don't know. I like watching funny looking people.

Yeah, like spaghetti wrestling. You give me an option between watching a super model and do moderate comedy versus some cyclops, like weird looking dude. Don't make fun of Shane, I'm not nice. I'm gonna watch the guy with one arm. No, he has two eyes, they're close together. It looks like one.

They're like a unibir... Yeah, he's got eyes. He's looking at the fucking middle of your head all the time. Do you want to throw a fucking trisket at him? He's so penciled. Yeah, it's it is even hot dude's hot dudes are the worst thing. I mean, things don't think they don't really frustrate me like that. Like because there's like people like I don't read. Hegas that should be getting tons of shit and she is a fucking But she does get a lot of stuff now now I've been working with I had a free year yeah

And yeah, but the it takes a long time to get shit. Yeah, when you're funny Look, we have those bursts and blow people off the stage doesn't matter It still takes a long time it takes a long time to come to fruition when you're funny. It takes, you know, there's a handful of people that pop. And for some reason, the industry just says them. And they, you could fucking rape a baby. You're still, they're gonna find a way to get you back out on that stage

and make money, right? But then there's the rest of us, the majority of us who are just, you know, Louis C.K. said it the best. It's like school. It's like you go first through sixth. Then you go seventh eighth and then you go to high school and then you go to four years of college and you're a fucking professional comic that can murder, kill, do an hour anywhere and make a god damn living, get a house, have a life. You might not be, Dave, Chappelle, you might not be those type of guys, or have an Andrew Schultz type of life or angle or trajectory, but you'll fucking, you'll have an amazing

life. There's only a couple, there's only a couple dices out there. Dice, you know. He'll disagree with you. I'll say there's only one. There's only one, but there, I mean, really, there's only one there's only one but there I mean really there's there's very few people who have that career I mean that when he did it oh god there was nobody there was nothing nothing nothing it was him and then years later dain even any Murphy didn't

play the garden he played the theater yeah five out he was playing five thousand theaters he would he would he wasn't playing the fucking garden. Dice went in and played the garden. He used to ask Andrew like in the parking lot of the comedy store Eddie Murphy would be like, how do you play those big rooms? And Andrew's like, how do you do 90 movies here when you, you make way more than I make do? Right.

But he would, that fear of like that many people, he did not like that. He didn't like it. Really? That's what he said or he was afraid of it of sorts like just it was too many people. I did 20,000 people with the Dane thing. It was Staples Center in the round. How did that feel? I only did one. It feels amazing but not as a comic. It feels I felt weird. You know where I felt amazing at the laughing skull in Atlanta in front of 80 people and I did an hour and a half and I was just fucking murder it.

I was just awesome, you know what I mean? That's my favorite. 20,000 people was amazing for my ego. Maybe feel like a rockstar to look out and see fucking Tommy Lee from Motley Crew going, ah, you know, and I was like, fuck, you know, give a joke and then look up at the balcony and it was just that stupid shit.

But comedy wise, it wasn't fun, it wasn't good at all. I have more fun at the seller, more gratifying to know that you can feel that boom, bang, laugh, boom, boom, I'm out, it's like that is comedy. So I. Boom. I'm out. It's like that is comedy. So I can understand Dice being weirded out by that, but he was a fucking mall. And he sang too. That's crazy.

Sang plays his drums. And he loves to sing. What we love the like one night, I remember we were some city. It was a pretty nice theater. And they said, a lot of people aren't coming because there was a storm or something happened and something weird and he goes Oh, that's great and they're like no, that's terrible But he's like I like working for small crowds because our like literally my favorite thing to do is the comedy store late night And for the documentary Mike binder filmed us right not Andrew the shit acts like me

But like late night because we always do those late night spots at the store. So he came and filmed us. We had some of the best sets and they didn't use any of it. Oh, yeah. Fuck, but it's not the way though. Yeah, because it's not the main arms more present. Yeah. It's beautiful room. 100 cedar. You'd help that they would have shown, like, you know, the difference. That's what I want it. Yeah. Because you can kill in that big room. It's, I mean, it's not easy, but it's still, it's a better chance. Whereas in the little room, you really got a fucking work.

Right. And you're in their face, you know, it's, it's the best. That's my favorite. I do. I like it too. I like the sellers, my favorite room in the city. If it was John the Grounds, great. But it's, it's good.

I love it, you know, it's cool. I actually like the pussy cat the best right now. Oh, okay. Because I, I don't know if you guys felt this, but when we started doing comedy again, I forgot how to do, I forgot. Like I forgot how to be creative. I forgot how to write a joke.

I forgot my process. So it only started coming back to me when I worked the pussycat lounge in front of, you know, 50 people on a Tuesday when I could sit in the pocket and just, I let that, all of a sudden something opened up and I was like boom, and then that day, I would do something and I would just go on stage

and do it. It's like say it. And I was like, oh, I have this thing in me that, that, that, that, that, that, it. And I was like, oh, I have this thing in me that's there. You just need that. That as soon as I say something, it attaches itself and comes to fuck out the way I do it. And I lost that over the last year.

You didn't have the audio. Like you were we were all writing in a vacuum. Oh, it's fucking. I was doing a lot of outdoor shows. I was like performing and like full on. And indoor shows. I'm sorry. I'm trying to focus. I would you like a four green park and that dance theater in the Lower East Side. Right. For my only fans,

I'm talking about yeah, obviously. I'm in parks. Wait, were they? So your guys is out there? You fuck them in parks. Amazing. Yeah, you gotta get a parent and sign an NDA somehow. Sometimes they live in those parks. In the parks, yeah, right? In the parks where they out of the cars are in the cars. Now out of the cars,

this was like, that's amazing. This take it outside comedy was like doing it at all these just like public parks. It's like empathy. I could, I mean, we get like 50, 60 people out, but again,

the laughter would go into the Atmosphere. I couldn't do it. I this is what I saw that I saw a park show early on and I saw this guy So this guy was doing the show and a guy I know he's doing the show and he's doing the show like he was at the cell He you have to do the show the same way, right? So he's doing the show and I just saw a guy Roll up a blanket and take a basket and leave. And I was like you fuck that you walked the camp. I'm not watching I'm not walking a picnic.

Yeah, yeah. Some dude who just wanted to do those part shows and one day there was like three toddlers on a leash and their mom's like dragging around and like, hey, that's one of your about my cut, my dirty oozing cut. I just was making this man. That's terrible. Three year olds were walking around, I'll chain together. You're like, mommy, what the cut?

Companies, where the shittiest, we always were like, where the shittiest form of heart. Everyone's just like, I was worried I was going to drink though. If I didn't like go out and like do like something, I'm like, to get to get to the endorphins. You not drink drink I don't drink. I haven't had a drink in three years and like Eight months. Are you are you a sober? No, I still smoke hot pot. No, you're a California. So that is a California So I have a tattoo. This is don't serve me my arm really What's on the other wrist

her only fans at her, her only fans in dance competition. What's your only fans again? Eminem 69, 69. Why 69, 69? I'm kidding. I know why. I like this.

She doubled down on it. I can't. 69. I'm still fucking thinking like, come in me. It's dead. 69, 69. It's not even the coming me part. It's dead.

The word baron made me really hard right? Just the empty vessel. It's like a ice net. It's like a snatch cup. I still get nervous, but I feel like my eggs are definitely dead or dying. You know, your egg lady in the smoker commercial. It's like don't smoke like that. Let're let me say somebody reacts. This is it. Yeah, your eggs somebody would bring these not what I orders. I've said sunny side up not host.

Yeah, I don't want. These are rubbery. This is so weird. Did you microwave these eggs? It's fucking terrible. They exploded. I said sunny side up not dust. Yeah, these powdered eggs right? You're like the eggs. They give it holiday and express

Your buffet eggs Great no, no you should have nice eggs I don't even know I don't know anyways. yeah, I'm so glad comedy's back though. It was fun this weekend, even you pop by. Oh, yeah, that was awesome. We were in Philly. And I was, I called her, she's like, I'm in town. I knew you're down and she pop by.

Who was there? KP Burke was there. It was just a. Ageo Leary. What am I? Age. I heard her name's Margaret. I know, yeah, it was a fun.

She came in. She walked in. She goes Hey, she's got that smile. She's so like she's so funny. She's so bright and nice And she's like is there anything you know what me to do? And I was like what the fuck do you mean? She goes I got fired probably sure fired me from hosting. I go. Yeah, just be funny She goes, oh, okay, great. And then she goes out, you what are you looking at? You fucking pussy asshole queer. Fuck you. You're like, equals you fucking pieces. You know what, dude, you go fuck you.

Stick it in my asshole and comment it. I was like, all right, I got you. I'm very funny, though. Not a good, really not a good person. I'm gonna pull like her all. Well, I was like, but she's a filly chick, right? Oh, yeah. One time we, her and Annie Letterman,

we're doing the punchline together. And we all showed up in different variations of a D to sweatsuit. What's your ass? Because you're like the defensive line. Definitely. No. Offensive.

Offensive. Yeah, I was a cheerleader. I'm a tight-amp. She was like, what could she possibly do? Why would you get fired? Why would you fuck? What are you looking at? You might want to say hello Right

My name's Margaret. I'm here to piss you off. I mean look the fact I learned that it doesn't affect the show whatsoever but I understand why Paulie's sure might be like hey man I understand why Paulie's sure might be like, Hey man, I know. I can't have that. Dude, the weasel can't have that man. Sorry about that Margaret chick you guys. He needs to chill.

You're right, you didn't like it, right? You're a friend with him. Of course. I wouldn't call friends, no I'm scared. He's not going to hear this. Nobody listens. But unfortunately, when we worked together, when I worked at the comedy store, I was his mother's assistant.

And so I was like, the middle man, if you will, that like she would go, you know, all you got to ask, Gallonore. So then I'd say, hey, Paulie wants this, tell him, no, and I'd be like, fuck, you know, like, you're right in the middle. So we would fight like brother and sister. Like he would literally call me and threaten me with dumb shit. Like what?

One time he literally in the kitchen of the comedy store goes, you'll never work in this town again. And I was like, wow. Now I know there's a lot of pull. You say, are you the voice in your own head? Yeah. I just remember, he was screaming at us.

You'll never work in this town. And all I could do was laugh, because I'm like a trot. Like, I was like, I don't give a fuck, you know what I mean? But I wasn't a comic back then either. What were you? I was just a dick. No, I was just waiting tables. I was trying to be an actress.

Oh, yeah. I was trying to be an actress. I was trying to be Meryl Streep, and they wouldn't let me. And then I became a wrestler. And now you try to be Susan Sarandon. Without the tits, not me. Oh my God. Yeah, you were a good actor because you were in the show on Showtime.

I got cut out, but I thank you for bringing that up. Did you get cut out? You did? Yeah, yeah. But it was a very long, the guy who wrote a lot of strong Natasha Lichera. But were you supposed to be the one?. Were you supposed to be the one? What were you supposed to be in that?

I was technically we pitched it as that, but they wanted, I had no name. I had no credit to I had nothing. And Natasha is kind of coming up. And to be honest, her and Dice had good chemistry. So it worked. And I love Natasha, she's not in care. And she would be like,

you got to hire Eleanor to write, punch this up more. Like, because these, these lines aren't good enough. And you don't talk to, like his girlfriend would talk to him this way, right? Way Eleanor talks. So, yeah. So I love that. You know, that's how, so she, I did a lot of punch up work on there. And then I played, I forget, his sister or something like that. Or no, his best friend sister. And so we did this whole long, kind of wonderful life thing. Yeah. And it was, it was so many great things in there.

I know, but mine wasn't that big. And it just, it just wild of getting cut. I'm so, so, so sad. It is very sad. Yeah. People don't understand that. It just wild of getting cut. I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so friend or wife, whatever. And we did this whole thing. We did with heat dish and they cut it all out. It was so funny. Yeah. And the crew loved it. But I get it. It's dug out. Like it's it can't be that long. It's some, yeah, some dude in a room. Yeah. Or some chicken at room going. This is it. Yep. And then they come in and go, okay, that's great. Thanks. Like as long as am I in it? I'm in it, right? Yeah.

She doesn't have any feelings. Yeah. Cut her out. Yeah. Susan's a random yeah, no get her up. She's got something else Jodi as you call me segonia we Was like a stage where my hair and we had the same hair for a second right I shouldn't bring up hair when I'm Why you got beautiful fucking here? Here she is here make it cover your face more. I have to Why you got beautiful fucking here? She's just here. Leave the hair. She's here. Make it cover your face more. I have to. Well, I'll go with bangs.

Yeah. Yeah, now do chin bangs. You look like Rhoda's sister. You know that Mitzie used to call me flow and for a long time I didn't know what I meant. Actually, you look good. What was flow? Alice, the way she was rhythm. Alice. you look like a Viking that was touched by one of those ice creatures Oh, at least I was touched Bobby. Oh shit fucking got it there. I want something fucking ice me. I'm sorry. I came out Is it pancakes? Yeah, that's actually pancake what I take pancakes over sex right now is keto non sugar

I have to ask yes terrible that I've never been on sugar the camera. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to I couldn't do it. I couldn't fucking do it. So I called him up and I was just like, I've been able to do this before. I've been able to work it out in my life before. I've been fat a bunch of times and skinny a bunch of times. And this last one I couldn't fucking do it. And I called and I asked for help.

Just like, I was like, why am I not treating this like alcohol? It's like, more people have food addiction than anything else, any other type of addiction. And nobody treats it like that. It's like more people have food addiction than anything out any other type of addiction and nobody treats it like that. No way. It it fucking killed me because I'm so with 35 years. Right. You were able to do that. And I'm going to meetings and I'm doing all I'm getting so healthy in this pandemic and then I was just a tub of shit. And I was like, oh, and I just switched it over to that. And it worked like I haven't it's it's going on eight weeks now and I

fuck I'm not people how much do you step on a scale I'm never stepping on I'll tell you I feel my fucking toes aren't numb there you go I feel good hell yeah yeah anyways the die show thing I can I just be there was a time in show business a few years ago when that was on the past. You'll know someday. It's the only time I live. You're in show business. You're just in the other side of it. I feel like you're in the valley.

I feel like this conversation is listening. You've been having you been on something trying to learn besides besides the internet. I was on Rose Battle. I was on TLC. You've never been on a movie or a TV show? That's not reality. Really? You've never done it?

You ever go on an audition? Do you want to wrestle? I'm not. I've not gotten stuff out. I'm easy. I'm easy. I'm a professional wrestler. No joke.

Very hot. I mean, I lift weights. I'm ready. You're in great shape. She would be a good manager girl. Ooh. Get the fights. I'll get you the fights. When would be a good manager girl. Ooh, yeah. At the fights, I'll get you the fights. When they bring it back.

Yeah. But you be her manager? Right. No, I do commentary now. I'm not doing break-up. Do you really? Wow. I think it's on Fuse or F at one of those.

I'm terrible. There's a new TV show called Heal. Oh, really? And it's all, it's about a small. I mean, I almost watched this. All the bad guys. It's a snow, no, no, it's a bad person. Like a baby faces a good person, a heel is a bad person. It's about a small rest in the organization in the South family owned. That's kind of going under and the other organization is kind of

trying to come in and steal all their people and yeah, you know, the game's Harrison is on it. The football player used to play with Steelers like a big black dude. He might have. I don't know. I can't see on it. Why did you almost watch it? Because of him. Fredi was how?

I met him. We just almost hit a podcast together. Really? What was he going to be called? I told his bitch up. I don't know. Just said no black to. No, it was blacked out.

I was going to be called like a mental mental mental mental mental mental mental. Why my room is dead? He's the reason I'm buried. I'm sorry. I do you think. It was like kind of be called like bending the bar. There's a bar stool, but it was, I was about like mental health and fitness. Why are you a bar stool?

I think bar stool would heal you up. I've done there. I'm like, I've guessed it on there. Yeah, but why wouldn't you do a podcast? Why wouldn't they have you? He tried to get what it was me, Willie Cologne and James Harrison, we did like, we taped for it. But then James started, he got a TV show. And he's just isn't that the business? Yeah, I mean, somebody are you like, this is working guys. Hey guys, I can't do

next week. I'm going to be famous. Sorry. I will be like real money. You've a little pot in here. That happened to me back with with Dane would happen to me tonight Oh Lots Yeah, I happen to be with Dane. I remember we're in an improv group together. We're doing really well back in Boston Oh, he came in one night and I'm like so we got this gig these guys. I can't do that gig

I'm like what he goes ahead my own gig. I'm like yeah, but the group comes first. He goes dude You're so cute. I go I go really work. We're a team. I go do we're getting paid 500 bucks He goes like this so my and I was like I did I said it gave fuck with that Yeah, and it was over. I did. I see a lady give up with that. Wow. Bye. And it was over. I never saw Jay Hall again. You guys did tour guys of Ngavel, right? We did, yeah.

Yeah, we did that. Interesting. I didn't know that was a reality thing. I thought it was a documentary, but it turned into reality. Yeah. And they gave story arcs to every episode. It was a weird reality. So you've done a reality show, so you know, they manipulate shit. Yeah.

We didn't mean that. I'm guessing it's people watching it who are stupid. Like, nobody's a discerning audience member anymore. It's like, just take one second and be a critical thinker and realize that this is all fake. Do you just turn me on with that more than the Baron of the Giant? Really? Yeah, you being smart?

I'm so sorry. I'll get wicked smart. All of a sudden, I'm freakingus. Really? Yeah, you being smart. Well, I'm so sorry. I'm, I'll get what you'd smile at all of a sudden. All of a sudden I'm freaking, we're back. I don't think you're smart. I think you just said critical thinker. Yep. I got you. That's, that one.

He's gonna send me over there. What? You go full stop. Like, hey, everybody's using that now. Every douche bag given a speech on Instagram. Full stop. Oh, gross. Women should be full stop. I agree. We should all appreciate full stop. Oh, gross. Women should be full stop.

I agree. We should all appreciate full stop. Shut the fuck up. What does that? It's not my show. They type it in the caption. No, they say it. They say it.

Wait a minute. Is this something I should know about? Is this a woman thing? No, it's not a woman thing. It's a fucking... I'm like a gay guy thing. No, it's not a gay guy thing. I was just, I just sound gay when I'm being a woman

I'd be the greatest gay guy ever you would cross and glasses. That's what they call me scarfs and glasses The name of my show scarf welcome to scarfs and glasses at this week You know what you throw the scarf over my neck you should rival chip Fuck it glasses and just do that what's that? chip fuck it glasses and just do that what's that I hate it so bad you know that that bomb that's gonna be rude all but it's like rude like the sauce give a bang chip I know I'm kidding what that would you think you would of course what is happening just take money on you starting on you what is that I don't know what you do you get offended when I do the boss in accent? Does that fact?

I know we don't know. You got a shitty. We call it a steak, not a steak. No, we call it steak and cheese because steak is the prevalent, no, it's cheese is the secondary item. Cheese whiz is disgusting. Cheese whiz is amazing. Cheese shouldn't be wet. Whiz, whiz, whiz out. Whiz are without.

If you don't order it right, they'll cut your throat. Whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz. Listen, you shouldn't put cheese whiz up anything. Don't wear river right there. Okay, cheese whiz is wet going in. Cheese whiz, American and steak is fucking, cheese whiz. I already came.

Steak and cheese, steak and cheese. I mean, you guys make a good cheese steak and cheese. Don't know what the fuck we do with a cheese steak. It's not a steak. We get her steak. I think steak. You got my accent back. I don't want to push her too much

because Eleanor will fucking fight both of them. I know she's got to punch me first. And I know she is I would always hit the guy She's gonna razor, she's gonna blade on her somewhere She's gonna blade on her One time I got in a fight and the girl pulled a knife right? I didn't expect it, she put it right in the throat

And I was like, fuck, you know, and I'm trying to hold her off as much as possible And my friend Timmy went to get a knife and he threw it to me, it was a butter knife Oh my god She went over there Alright, that was It was a butter knife. Oh my God. Okay. It should have been very... All right, that was my life. That was interesting. Oh my God.

Dancing and thank God somebody broke it up because I would have just been... Jesus Christ, thank God a cop didn't come in shooter. Oh. They don't bother us. Full stop. It's a full stop. It's a full stop with you.

It's a full stop on that one, Pobby. What were you just showing us on the screen, by the way? Yeah, were you looking up your Twitter or trending with full stop at the end. It's a full stop on that one, Bobby. What were you just showing us on the screen, by the way? Yeah, were you looking up your Twitter or ending with full stop? Oh, I hate it. Oh, what does it mean though? It's just a fucking I'm smart. Is it my period? No, yeah, it's the end of the sentence.

Yeah, you guys. I said all this full stop. That's like when somebody's like, again, and I, and I, and I, before they even say it, they're like, and this is the last thing I'm going to say about it. Period, it's, it's period the end. But it's the new period the end. I'll stop. It's full stop.

I'll stop because that's it. What like people saying this? No, well, then I'm not saying it because it doesn't make sense. That's a very white thing that they were like, oh, what a stop. Why would it? Why would this period is funnier and why would black people? What the fuck was that? I don't know. What are you trying to assemble? You kind of get fucking points on my podcast. I'm no, I'm not trying to have three black listeners. Stop. Well, now you're gonna have 12 because I'm on.

No, we're gonna have 45 because she's on. Well, James is like, hey team, welcome to the team. Hey boys. That's fucked up. Are you gonna do my only fans? That's what my question is. I can't because my wife, when I, when I order something, when I order something with the credit card, it pops up on her phone. And if you had, if your only fans came up as like a restaurant,

she wouldn't even look at it. Get her that nicest fan she's ever seen in her life. Fan? Yeah. What do you mean fan? You like order it online. Oh, fans only. Yeah, I'm like, babe, look at it. Get her that nicest fan she's ever seen in her life. Fan? Yeah. What do you mean fan? You like order it online. Oh, fans only. Yeah, I'd be like, babe, this is it.

This is your only fan you ever gonna need. Oh my God. That's amazing. I would never do that because I would feel weird. I'd take my friends lying to your wife. My friend would be like, do check. Check out my girlfriend. I'm like, that's what I was gonna say.

I don't want to see it because now every time I see it. I'm so glad you brought that up because I've been like trying to work this out on stage. And if you have a boyfriend and you have that's why I asked you like if you ever send a dirty video It's like you have an only fans. It's your boyfriend's group chat. Okay. You're just not making any money his weird friends They send it around it's fucking fat friend Derek thinks you're a seven like no hang on a second You said you just said if she's smoking hot. I want to see it. But if she's just a regular girlfriend, I don't want to see that. Yeah, that's gross because I, you're right there. I'd fucking never want to see it.

I'm so mad at her. Because I, friends have shown me. Yeah, they do it. I like, I know male comics. And I have friends that are male. Like, they're not. They're not. No, yeah, they're men.

I'm like, sometimes I'm like, have you met men? Men as well. met men men? I know what men do Full stop full stop men are pigs full stop you have to say why they're pig women It's just a business women of pigs too. Yeah, we are but we're more honest about it You mean like we don't know what you're a lot. Are you what are you doing? When do you what do you crazy? I'm a little circle, but you don't have to put that witch finger down You don't conjure spells

Whatever the fuck you just did I'm coming in with a spell assist over here What the fuck what's that veins coming out Okay, try to say Elin is hot. Yeah, I don't know what she's talking about. These veins are blues, my. That's beautiful. And Ellen, can I say something to you about you? You just come out with your album. What did you album called again?

Lady like. Lady like. Can we bring up the cover of your album? I'm like, awesome. I remember stopped. It stopped me and my child. It was just so active. It is fucking one of the best album covers I've seen

in a long time. I love you. Thank you. How about are we looking at it? We're not. It's coming up. It's hard to find. Max is getting it. Max is getting it.

It just came out when? It just came out August 20th. August 20th. Holy areas. Thank you. You didn't listen, but I appreciate it. I did listen to it. Did you?

It's on them. Well, I'll tell you why, because you said that it better be, now what the fuck? Oh, there it is. There it is. It was like like what's that picture it's so Perfectly wrote an article and look at the picture they used where it says five days ago. Yeah, who is Eleanor Carrigan? Look at the fucking picture they use. Where is that where is that? Where is that right in the top right there? Okay, click on that. Oh, Why would you like you? That was a woman did that great article?

It looks like that. Why would you use that? That looks like Stevie Nix's base player. Yeah. That's great article. I was used that. That looks like Stevie Nix's base player. Yeah. She's like, here's a thousand word compliment. It's like Stevie Nix's vagina. Oh my god. What is that? I think that's the base player for sticks. Is that Robert playing? When did he start wearing hoops? That's crazy, but it's a really good article. It's really. There's it. I think that's Jim. It's Jim's first headshot. Never see Jim. Yeah, that's a good look at that, man. Eleanor Caragel. That's like a fancy. It's like so cool. This is your first album. Yeah, my friend Pamela Sessons and I went.

You guys know Pamela because she used to take pictures in New York. No. She, well, she did a lot. She does headshots and stuff for a lot of comics. assassins and I went to you guys know Pamela because she used to take pictures in New York. No. She, well, she did a lot, she does headshots and stuff for a lot of comics. So it's kind of like a side hustle for her, whatever her main thing is social media and stuff. But she, we went downtown. She's no fans. Yeah.

She showed she saw it. We went downtown to LA and I was like, I want to picture almost like that one right there with the Ari said, are you sitting in front of one of dice's Jackets Where it says seven questions without an or carrying that I wanted it to look like that. Yeah, but a brand new one So we kind of did that but then you know, they did the artwork and that looks fucking You guarding dixis jackets Look at that fucking palana. I'm going on turn on Al. You guarding Ducks, is this Jackets? Because are you sitting on this jacket? Look at that fucking picture.

Alina, I'm going on stage, watch my coats. This was right after he got kicked off the Donald Trump show. What was it called? A fuck was Trump, celebrity apprentice. Apprenticeship. That's it. Well, it came out and it's... Ladylike.

It's kickin' ass, man. It's kickin' ass., it's kickin' ass. Make sure you go check it out. It's on Spotify, it's on Apple, it's on everything you can download, go, just hit the button. You're on Apple every spring, 14, just WAP it, get it.

And do me a favor too, spread the word, share it. Don't just buy it, share it, tell all the people. That's how we get the news out. Back in the day, you fucking went to the, you know, towel records and comedy section and botched it. That's not the way it is. It's word of mouth now. So all my fans, please go buy that and spread the word, tell everybody to get it. And you also have a podcast? No. Well, I was doing the comedy store podcast, but then during the pandemic, we were shit happened. So we just kind of put it on hold for a while.

So right now, no, I guess there's no. But the one thing if you have, I don't know if you do. I know you do because you've mentioned it. Watch her and dice on Instagram is my favorite thing. I love it. It's one of my favorite fucking things. When I see you buying something and you're like what yeah, and he's like, uh, she's a and he's talking to some guy who's not in on it. Right. No, by the way, nobody's

ever on my favorite thing of a comments, especially in New York City, will be in the street and screaming at each other and somebody like everybody always writes, nobody recognizes him. Yeah. Like he's screaming in the out. You know, like just across the street. Nobody has ever said, are you dice? Not one fucking time. They always look at us like we're just two psychopaths screaming at each other. Just fix your tits. I apologize. Why would you do that? Why would you just track me like that? I'm trying to spice up a story. Yeah.

Why would you distract me like that? I'm trying to spice up the story. Yeah. And I don't know. Where you going? Are you putting your fucking nylons on? While you're down there, let me get my camera out. What if my eggs fill out? Let's open up your album. Bobby, the fuck, I was just in the way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not going to be here in his eyes, but like, she fucked me.

She did this. She went up and then jiggled and then. I know. This is easy. This is easy. I was fucked up. Is this the patron? Yeah.

Like if fucking Joe DeRose did that, they have the same tits. I should have made a horse noise. I made you both look at the same. Yeah, I would have came if you did that. Hey, listen, it is funny though, but it's he does it with his hand though. He's holding the phone. Correct? Oh, yeah. Like this. Yeah. So there's never a bad story. You guys always start like mid scenes. You're already mad. I think we don't know why. Like what happened? Because it'll just be so funny. But that's the whole thing. Like if we're just hanging out,

we'll just get into something in a store and then all of a sudden he just sneaks I'll turn around and it's just right there. It's this close. Like fuck, there's no lighting, nothing. I'm like, people must be like, how fucking awful do you look on a regular thing? I love that you're always like, you don't know where you guys are.

Sometimes you're in a gym in LA And then you're in New York and it's like there's no time frame. I know like it's just like you have time like a time machine Yeah, I mean the next day you just walked up in some fucking some town I'm like, well, it's wait to put them out okay That's it was fucking tripping me up We never see one exercise either I'm like do they just tore the gyms? Yes, just like going to gyms. You saw one one time she was on a fucking one of these dumb machines. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And I go what are you doing and he goes oh I just wanted to see some and he just spams up and it's my whole like oh this is the playing from Florida where he was cursing out crippled people. Oh please let me hear it.

She's already mad. I'm not. He's pushing the plants. Why are you back close? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a fan of the clip. I'm a real fan of the clip. I'm a real fan of the clip. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it.

You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. anger. I'm telling you what it takes to get on the plane with that idiot is just a fucking nightmare. Oh, you and Aaron. Yeah, we got frantic and that's your show. My name is Aaron. Yes. You're an errands on every Monday. I'm not there now, but that's okay. What's that? I'm not there now. You're not there to do it. I'm like the I'm sorry, mama. Aaron loves starting the show though. So he's there. He's having fun. Okay. Yeah. I Okay. Yeah, I

Her yeah, I heard it was a great show. It wasn't even last week. Yeah, that's when I saw you right? Skanks right I did skanks Monday night. That's when I saw you Yeah, Frank the Aaron Berg who I love for love love love I feel bad funny. Do what? Do what? Why do you feel bad? Because you're messing up with why do you feel bad? Why do you feel what happened? You just whispered it in the Mama you set it into the mic. Oh my god. No, today. What the fuck did I meant?

I'm looking at how cute they look in the picture I'm looking whispering sweet enough. I'm trying to back somebody throw a picture of my bottle quick There it is and whispering sweet nothing. I'm trying to back somebody throw a picture of my bun whole quick. Those guys. There it is. There it is. That's good on you. Is that your bum? Let's go.

Yeah, that's not your real bum. That's not your real bum. She has a terrific bum. Oh, it's a drawing of your bum. Okay, but it's a drawing of the picture of my bum. But that's not your bum. Yeah, my bum's good like that. No way.

I can't say the word bum, Bobby. I can't get into that. No bum. I like it. You know what I used to like it? I used to like it. She's got a nice caca. Caca. I used to say the word bum, Bobby. I can't get into that. No, I like. I like. You know, they used to like it. I used to, I used to, she's got a nice caca. Caca. Yeah, I used to call it a caca. That's a reason called poop. I like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you two, they still do. And that's disgusting. I don't know. I like it. And Frank and Francis say, Pepe, you caca. I like, I like, look at check out that caca. Oh, fucking. You like that?

That's when they dry up. That's when you hear whistle because they're drying up. Now they don't grow as dirty. They like it. You like my cuckoo? You want to come in my cuckoo? Oh God, that just did it to me. Yeah. Peeling down those nylon. That's take around 10 minutes to get in your f**king sh**. I guess. Hang on. Use this little hook. It helps the panties come down and it's sweating. I just walked. I got a runner. Just go through the runner. Man, you I would fucking, if I ever got a show on TV,

if you weren't my wife in the show, I would fucking not do it. Oh, all right. Let's do a show. She is exact. She has the same fucking attitude as my wife. Because you know what I'm saying? Ellen was one of my favorite people on the planet

because she's the nice, just a good person. Nice. If you're not a dickhead, we're good. If you're a dickhead, we're done. But she's so mean in the same fucking thing. You know what I mean? In the same sense. You were nice to me right away.

Yeah, but you were very nice too. Yeah. But she can take a trash away. Like extra sensitive, like to women, right away. Yeah, but you were very nice too. Yeah, but she can take a trash away like extra sensitive like to women because whatever. Yeah, yeah, we always get shit on right by people like that. There's like, we have this like built in like competitive like like six cents or whatever.

That finger down. And but but but that down. Put that thing. Yes, please. Even. They put it away. You go to get your country. If she got.

I know she got country and beat. I think she got country. be I can she got can't you be fucking like Those are the greatest podcast ever just ripped that red dress off. He's cool and you were fucking hilarious on stage I remember that Very funny. I was like okay. Great. You're funny. Yeah, I've never seen you. I do well. I've never seen you I've seen a little clip of you put on Instagram recently. Oh. Which was pretty good. Thanks. Yeah, I saw that.

All right. Thank you. I would, I want to come down to frantic. Come to frantic. We love it. Not tonight. Okay. I, uh, let's both go over there and do frantic. Yeah.

I'll do it. Let's go. I'm always looking for spots. I'm a spot. I don't know if I can tonight. Oh, Bobby, why? I have to go rehearse. I have lines. I have to. Oh, cool. Again, with, he's a star if I can tonight. Oh, Bobby, why? I have to go rehearse.

I have lines. I have to. Oh, again, with he's a star. I'm not a star. Off Broadway. I'm a fucking dwindling star. I'm as heavy as a star. I am not as star.

No, I'm doing that fucking in this movie. I can't. I don't know what I'm doing. That's great. No, I know. That's why I'm going to go up and I don't know my fucking lines. And I was supposed to be up there tomorrow But they switched it because that's what they do they hold you for 72

We want to hold them for 72 days. How many days is working two? Then you know, I got a call and they're like I can't we don't know until tomorrow And they know but the lady was nice enough to give me my days. I'm working The second which is third Wednesday When's it, Thursday? Do you have trouble learning lines? Or you do have a lot of fun? I don't if it's good material. If it's fucking good material, I can learn them like that.

If it's, and this, who wrote it, is fucking amazing. I love that. Yeah. It's almost like it was Louis type of stuff. So you'll be good at it. I know what it is. Coming right off the book. I, yeah it is. Coming right off the book. I, yeah.

You'll be right off the book. Yeah. Also, probably you're working with cool people too. I've been very lucky though. The last few things I got people wrote for me. Right. So they saw, they were like, we, this is yours. Right.

I'm writing for you and then just go do your thing. So it's been easy, but you know, you still got to, the tricky thing about acting is because you never know what the other person's gonna pull out. If they're gonna be- Tell me about it. If they're- Just somebody else's condom. Who's this?

Magnum. I can't believe this isn't me. James. Why is there a sinus advellant here? You banging Morton? That's a tooth-flossing in here. You're at the door. I found the fingernail.

There's a leap. Why are there pantyhose eggs up here? Oh my God, I'm losing my eggs. Well, you never know what the other person's going to do. Right. And if they stink stink that can fuck you up If they're bad and they're like, you know staring at you and pausing Do you ever rewrite what they wrote? I don't read this what I learn don't

Okay, here's what I've learned For me if you learn exactly what was written because the writer's there. Right. And they wanna hear their fucking words. Oh yeah, they wrote it, you better say it. They wanna hear it. Get those for safety. But, but no, you see what you don't, I always fucked up a lot on the,

you forget, you don't understand that it's your close up. When it's your close up, when it's your fucking shot, it's the one they're gonna, not the two shot. Not wide. Not the fuck yeah. That's over the shoulder. All my closeups are wide. But the A, the fat jokes.

Pssss. Pssss. I love when he plays his little part. Sorry, my fucking little, you play a horn too. Yeah. Yeah, like, again, David tells. This is what I'm, um, what are you, are we, I. Again, David Tell. This is... What are you?

I'm sorry. I don't even have my phone out. We're probably waiting. I was sorry. We're going way long tonight. I apologize. You girls are fun. Oh, shit.

You guys are fun. My meter, I'm going to... Alright. Make sure you go to... Let's... Let me finish this thought and then we'll go to the plugs. And then we're going to go to the extra. Listen to me. Yes, so yeah

Most I said I'm so stupid I just want you to finish this I gotta get to start something about your work your actor and work that coming up You're a shot. Oh, you have to Give them what they want right? I see what I're saying don't ask don't be the care I was thinking unless you're the guy unless you're the motherfucker if you're not the motherfucker They'll they'll tell you know just to say no They don't even hear you they're just like just give me what I because they've been dealing with fucking people all day Yeah asking to change and do they don't want it fuck you just say your lines fuck face But here's what I learned.

Do it in one of the takes. Take all you shit and in one of the, give them what they want and then one of the takes just fucking do it. And I usually put something on the end, like a little button on the end. You know, I'll say, you know, dole line line line.

Whoa, hey nice, where'd you get that dress? Fucking geez, I want licorice now. God damn it. And they'll fucking leave that in. Like whatever little thing. Right, throw a little add in. And oh, they'll say, do that and do this. And then they'll be like, you have anything.

And then they'll open up once they see that you did something, like all that added something. But don't have asked, because if you ask, they'll say fucking no. And then if you do something, you're in trouble. Then you're in trouble. Because I told you not to fucking do that. Yeah, I've been in that situation.

I've been in that situation. Well, then you're the pain in the ass. Just slip it to fucking, try it, and try to... Slip it in. You said slip it in Karen Giggles. No, she giggles everything to say. I know, I like that. Karen, you got that show. What you got yeah my podcast only fiends

It's me and Jared Schwartz drops every week. Oh, he's a nobody. Okay, wow Sure he's glad to hear about that. Good kid. Yeah, what about that other guy you mentioned Comes out every Friday. I have a cartoon on YouTube called Karen Sucks. There's two episodes up. Yeah. I'm working on the third one right now. Do you have a code for your only page? No, go ahead. I'll send you anything. You can have the whole library. You can have the arsenal. You want the archives? She said arsenal. You can see the stuff from a decade. You want to open for somebody on the road? Fire everybody.

Just ever open for me. Hey, I have one room. I'm not as famous as you thought. That's one bed. Sorry. I'm going to pull out if you want. Are you okay? I love travel.

I love travel. I'm going to get it. It's burnt. Let me say it. Why would she go anywhere? Why would she go anywhere? She's fucking figured it out. Yeah, she has.

I like traveling. I'm going to. We should start one. Why would she go anywhere? Why would she go anywhere? She's fucking figured it out. Yeah, she has. I like traveling though. I'm gonna, we should start one. But yeah, Karen Sucks is good. Bonnie McFarlane Rich Voss, Jim Norton, Derek Ainshrodd Small. A lot of people like voice parts on there. It's really, it's funny.

That's great. That's awesome. I'll definitely check that out. And of course, you know, get your album. Yes, my album, Uncle Vinnie's September 23, Oh, you know, get your album. Yes, my album, uh, Uncle Vinnie's September 23. Oh, you got to go. Yeah. And then that's 24th and 25th. Yeah. September 24th, 25th, Uncle Vinnie's 23rd, three nights. Oh, fuck. Hey, I'm doing the hideout Boston on October 28. What's that? It's like a smaller room, but it's in Boston. It's in near fangirlha Perfect. I love it check her out. That's awesome. Check them both out. Are you in skankfest? Hell yeah, we're gonna party

Yeah Fucking party Hepatitis of a good time. I'm Need a good rock crew. I'm gonna get the war's taking off my deck Just we're gonna have fun. Bobby's going to make it small. The warts add girth leaving alone. They do. It makes for a fun side.

So Kevin, a fucking fat baby's toe on my dick. I did like me. Make sure you check me out. Side split is tamper on the ninth through the 11th. I'll be down there kicking it with mush. And then I'm at Springfield at the Roar Comedy Club on the 18th. And then of course a patchock theater in the 25th, the creeps with kids is back, baby.

Atlantic City celebrity theater on the 8th and the 9th of October. That's my birthday weekend. And Levittown Governor's October, November, Houston, Skankfest, laugh it up. I'm gonna have to change that gig. Sorry about that. Something else came up. Comedy on Carlson, Banana's Comedy Club.

I mean, just go to robacadolive.com. I'm working like a motherfucker because I just bought a tiny home and I just got the bill for the landscaping. Oh. Please buy tickets. Please buy tickets to spread the word. I don't wanna have a go fund me. You're gonna see Bobby's ass hole on an only fan comic rebels dot com

Please go. I mean the Robert Kelly face sold out this weekend in the punchline Philly. It was gone Browse were fucking phenomenal. Honestly. I'm fantastic. That was a fun crowd work in front of fuck Doug Bell shirts Are available and Cal's Bell shirts are up there too sister- Pinging of course, YKWD use code word ladybugs get yourself 20% off there. We're going to do don't leave fuck faces because right now pancake Sunday package. Check that out. That's a great gift for somebody. I can't have them but then there's the that hats fucking went nuts this weekend too. Check it out. I want to make sure. Stick around for this. We're going to be reading the new Patreon names and a couple

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We're gonna know the 15 minutes right now with these girls. And so I we're gonna name names. Yeah, I'm gonna talk dirty And we're getting the pair of pantyhose Eleanor fucking hot get into my eggs fucking Bull All right, here we go. Scrambled. Oh, God. All right, well, I met this guy this weekend. I got to read a little read here, girls.

You like furniture. You have to lie on it to take your only fans, right? You could just be on the kitchen floor. Is it wicka? You need a couch? I like a tough to velvet. I was buttoned in there. You need a couch because that's what fits in your studio apartment in LA.

Oh, can I get one? Let me tell you something right now. I was in a broken, can I get a free couch? Now open. Wicked, good wholesale furniture. I met this guy from Boston. I knew it, you got it. Of course he's wicked.

Wicked, I can go suck. Fucking cool dude. I'm fucking love furniture. Come in and get wicked good deals, good deals dude get your fucking deals on some couches and some recliners dude get some dresses up in there dude we got a dresser we got a fucking foyer what I don't know fucking we were those called the fucking that's it that's it that's it

ottoman ottoman you got a fucking that was a fuck up in ottoman oh you got it yeah it was a fuck up in on him. Oh, yeah, yeah We're both so fucking what is it? Oh, wow Dude we got wiki good. I'm wise at whole see a furniture wiki good wholesale furniture Guess how much off Alan how much that all in all sorry mother fucker. Well you're acting like her Girlfaggot Yeah, 70. Yeah, 70% off.

And I'm with fans. Regular retail prices. So he what they do with furniture, they go, you go in and they charge you like you go in. You just pay fucking like seven grand for it, dumb couch. Right. Yeah. This guy's 70% off. What he pays for it knocks it up a little bit.

He gets deals. What you go into this, look at that place. It's open right now. Wow. You go in there. That's wicked. Smot when he's doing it. They carry everything.

They're going to be like, you know, you know, you're going to be like, you know, you're going to be like, you know, you're going to be like, you know, you're going to be like, you know, you're going to be like, you know, you're going to be like, you know, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're 70% off what he pays for it knocks it up a little bit. He gets deals what you go into this look at that place It's open right now you go in there. That's wicked smile when he's they carry everything to cop Ashley Catnapper nation wide and more that's all brand names if you're if you know furniture that means something if you're like us It means nothing to us literally. I didn't even yep But it's brand names for if you know that stuff. You're fucking it. You're a nerd. Dude, he they got fucking catnapestude. Let's get over there. Dude, they got a fucking Ashley recline that dude. Get in the cat. Do they get a four year of fucking catnapestination? You get 70% off, but you get 100% of the stuff. Oh, yeah, 70% off all the

furniture and all rooms. Now, don't be wicked, Pisa, and get your smile ass over there. Go over there right now and see us just over the, this isn't Phillipsburg. Phillipsburg Bridge. It's right over the Phillipsburg Bridge. And it's actually not in Phillipsburg. It's over the Phillipsburg Bridge on,

what is it? Town Center Boulevard, Eastern PA, which i've done it they got a beautiful theater that we did cruiser kids if you could have just pumped up one kid yeah we could put you on the tour but i got to get my mother a fucking couch you should go there it's an eastern pa old fucking awesome town old school americana and it's fucking good. So check them out, check out the website, wukidgoodferentature.com, or call them at 610-438-4829, that's 610-438-4829, and you mentioned this podcast, guess what you get Allen or? I'm going to get my mother in a cow.

Yes, what you get? I'm gonna bring my brother Jimmy. Wow. Manchin the podcast, you may not get a fucking D shirt or a fucking magnet, you'll get free delivery and setup over your mother's house and fucking South Philly. That's dangerous. You think he'll come to South.

Yeah, he'll come to South, fucking Philly. I swear. All right, so they look forward to see it. Check them out over at Wicked, Good Furniture, wholesale furniture, and Eastern PA, kids a nice guy to him him so glad he came to the show this week in Philly Oh, okay, it's actually new for Eastern PAs out there. I don't know where I got a tinco My dick's gonna be my dad's gonna pee. I got almost look at almost come out. Oh my god I gotta go home tonight. My kids gonna be sleeping in the bed my wife's gonna

I'm gonna fucking slide in nice slow you move them. Yeah, and then one you get in there. Get in where? Get in what your wife? Yeah, and then yeah, yeah, get in your wife. You know, Eleanor says hello. You go home and get in No, she reaches behind me and literally pulls it out and just pushes it that way Jerk him off. I can see emergency. Don't mess me up. I gotta get up early. Oh God. No, I'm gonna go home and bang my wife's head. That's how it goes.

You should. Nice. Really? Yeah. I'm gonna go fuck her. She'll be excited. She will be. Try to find her click this time.

See how it works. I know where it is. All right. I'm a good God. Let me taste it. I'm really good. You should watch her only first before you. I wish she had one. I'd fuck her fucking jerk off to that that would actually get my dick

Yeah, when we have sex after watching kidnapping right It's just be a gun and a dick Yeah, I'm a good click looker listen you said you were gonna name names Yeah, we got some new we got some new People so I will you're gonna read the 10 dollar name Oh, don't we have to read names or something? Yeah, we got some new people. Oh, my goodness. So I will, you're gonna read the 10 dollar name. I'm gonna read the fives, and you're gonna throw comic names that have mentioned,

and you're gonna throw them in in the mix in between the fives and the 10. And then you're gonna, people, your only fans, ready? Okay. So, hey, I wanna thank you, Andrew, you're the best, thank you for being a member of the Patreon. God, you got something to good read. I'd like to thank the Lucas Brothers for together tag team, subscribing to.

What the fuck? And ask, we were in a subscription. Absolutely. As amazing. So yeah, thank you so much. Wow, that's fucking weird one. I love it. Oh, it's good as mine, which one?

Oh, and Kelly, thank you for being a member. I love it. Oh, it's good as mine. Which one? Oh, Owen Kelly. Thank you for being a member. I love you last name. Nick White. Thank you for being white. We love you. Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry. Did you do cool me this week? Period, Nick. We don't say full stop. You hang out with Gina Biscante. What's going on? I just been a filly for months. Leave me to follow. All right, go ahead.

All right, go ahead, a good turn. My name is more names. Yes. Fuck yeah, two more. Go. Two more. Two more. We save cake homes.

Please. Please, stay Ryan Hamilton. I'll fucking jizz right now. No, no, no. One more. One more. Can I say Lewis, Jay Gomez? That's a secret. Is he?

We dated for like two years. Oh yeah, did you? Yeah, that's just really nice. I hope he's a better, that's a boring one, but I'm using it. I want his party. What was that noise? I heard a click.

Oh, is that you? Is that your teeth? That's right. They came out. Hold on, that's not good. Is that your teeth? They came out. Hold on a second. You talking too long? Her bits loose. What a fian.

What's the call? Fian, I think I would like you. Thank you. No, I don't. We're an hour and two hours and 16 minutes, two hours in. A fella was a toad. He thinks finally. He's so, and thinks somebody.

Light like a real light fian. I really do it was a toad. He thinks finally. He still thinks somebody might like. I really, I really like Fiya. I really do. She's fucking funny. Fucking great. I'm the last thing you can. I know. I want to see the fans page and then we'll see what happens.

You got a cold. Not brilliant. Yeah. You got cold. Look at me. You know what, you know what, cold. All right. So then we get a close.

Now, if you say that you joined because of Bobby's podcast, I'll send you a free butt pay. Oh, geez. Great. I mean, if you don't fucking join her. Yeah, you guys are terrible people. Oh my, that was great.

It's a world out of nowhere, right? Yeah, oh, so if you say I joined from YKWD, you get a free butt pick. I'll send you a butt pick for sure. What's a butt pick though? I'll send her a night's sweat. I can, you know, I don't think she's my ring light. I can't even, it's hard, I've done it.

I've shown that a white my ass. So don't be so offended. I just don't, it doesn't make sense to me. I'm very flexible. How are you really? Here's the thing, I don't think she needs to contribute any more to your spank bank. So you just don't tell him.

It's not for me. Oh, it's for you. It's for her family. It's for her fans. Oh, it has nothing to your spank bank. So you just don't tell him it's not for me. Oh, it's for you It's for her family It has nothing to do with the fans. Oh get it. They're already fucking signed on all right listen to me fucking grump Old why don't you get a trash can't it lit it? I took okay Your joke We're just old and we are phone apart. We are Christ. We are phone apart.

Age is biological, not chronological. Well, full stop. How do you like that? Full stop. It says says the chick of Winx or asshole for 20 grand a month. I know, but I'm winking to the beat. Hello. I am peaceinking to the beat. Hello, it's on rhythm. Peace, oh man. Peace, oh man.

Peace, oh man. Peace, oh man. That's it, we're done. That's it. You say Mia. Mia! Mia, G. Mia, G.

Mia, G. Mia, G. Mia, G. I got a couple of girls which I'm very happy about. Good. What else do we got to say? That's it. What? That's it. Why is your mic suck? I'm just really gotta say? That's it. What? That's it. Why is your mic suck?

I'm just really short, but that's it. All right, this has been a fantastic show. I mean, really, I had a lot of fun. Why did they say you wouldn't believe so much? You want to record and only fans right now. Oh, man. Yeah. Somebody wants to take a picture of the seat when I stand up. It's going to have an imprint and NFT.

Do you know when I was in Vegas doing the Playboy shows? I don't know why you were wearing it. No court. Of course, I know court. OK. Yeah, the Playboy shows at the Palm Beach. I was in hustler this month. For what?

I've been sent a featured article. There's a bunch of pictures. That's great. You got to tell you that. So I can go for free and check that amount. No, they make you pay. You're better off subscribing to my only fans. Way to do.

Yeah. And spent you on YKWD, you get a butt pick. Oh, they make you pay. You're better off subscribing to my only fans way. Yeah, and Spencer and YKWD get a butt pick. Oh, yeah. I love that. But take it from behind, but like, so you can kind of see through the legs like a Dohm and Pincham. You got the girl. You know, the always just have the playboy playmate out of the show.

And she would sign after we had this girl. I can't pick a nickname, but yes, I'm. We had a different. We had a some some Asian girl, whatever. She was the one that month. And she was sign after we had this girl. I can't think of her name, but yes, I'm not that bad. We had a different, we had a, some Asian girl, whatever she was the one that month. And she was in our show and she was back and we were sitting there and she's talking to us. She's backstage and she has this little tiny dress,

no underwear. And she keeps doing the sharan's stoning and me and my friend out like what the fuck? And my friend out, we were just like, what's going on? She's like, you guys party and have to yeah we're gonna go blah blah so we get up. Well anything you want lady. We're literally walking out. Well, it's gonna be the greatest night ever. As I'm leaving the guy grabs me by the show then he goes relax because he knows that I throw up easy. He goes relax. Calm down everything's gonna

be okay. And I look on the chair and this just blood. Whoa. She had a period on the chair. Oh, shit. You know, like that? No. No one does. Everybody. And if you look on the chair. I'm just like, I'm so reminded.

I love having sex in my period. Because you know the head of your penis, it drags out the last comb that was there. So when I fuck a guy, when I'm in my period, his dick pulls the period out of me. Oh, I love it. And I whisper in his ear, I'm like, pull out my blood. You're my hero. Do you like this? Is this anyone? My brother could be like, get out your fucking shadow. I looked, I looked on the seat and you can see her, her ass hole.

Oh, the impression. And you can see the wrinkle to her pussy and then her vagina. The imprint, like the shroud of Jesus. It's jellyfish. That's it. Yeah, on my head when you say Jesus, please don't get into that. Well, I'll never, I'm never going to forgive you

for how you ended this podcast. I mean, it's more my ovulation period. Well, you know what? Get a get a tool for that. I get to invent one. Go on Shark Tag. This pulls the period out of my vagina at the end of the fun. It's a comic. Yeah. This is the same. This is Lewis J. Gomez's penis. It's a replica. I found that his dick helmet ripped out the blood from It's a replica. I found that his dick element ripped out the blood from uh blah I'm gonna get you a shirt. I'm gonna get you a shirt.

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And I fucking gift bag or your bullshit fuck you You get in the mug. You getting a mug. You're gonna have one a hat. What do you want? What a hat? What a hat? I mean, I don't have five pages of merch. I'm sorry.

I only have a couple. I have one page. That's it. Fallen Joe, I've never seen merch. Yeah. Well, we just saw a fucking a store online. I know. You could get sauce.

I don't have fucking. I thought we were on the Models website. Yeah. I was like, that's so much shit. All right. We'll see you guys next week. The best fans in the world. Make sure you're subscribed, hit the like button,

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