Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - F The Jacket

Episode Date: February 6, 2012

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Rock If you know what No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's it man, the days of the guests are over. That's right man. We had a two special guests supposed to show up today. Who was the second? Well, now fucking I can't lie. Oh shit. Maybe I was lying to the fans. Oh, sorry. I was trying to build up hype. And Joe and his fucking... Sorry.

Look at my eyebrows, Joe. Follow the brows. I got you. I'm brows. I got you. I'm sorry. I got excited that there was almost another special guest. No, we did. I actually asked Kong to come on, but he couldn't make it. Yeah, Jad did it. Oh, shit.

Stop, stop, stop. Okay, we're back. I fucked up. The beginning of this podcast is going to sound. Joe is going to sound a little distorted, I would say. But we were using, I didn't hit the internal microphone on the Mac, which actually sounds pretty good. Yeah.

It sounds amazingly good for what it is. For what it is, exactly. For what it is, Joe. For what it is. For what it is, motherfucker. For what it is. But we're back now, we should be recording in a good way. So it's all good, dude, we're good, we're good, we're good.

We're good. We're good to go. We're good, we're back. We're back, we're back. Still five in senior. This is for some of senior. Yeah. We get a little thing.

Gonna over here. That's that. We're gonna leave a little bit for the street. I haven't a senior. Get a little thing. Get over here. We're going to leave a little bit for the street. I haven't seen you. I'm not pretty enough to be insightful. I'm saying like I haven't seen you, dude. Well, you know, we got into a little thing. Here's the thing, man. I mean, I guess I look at, I didn't know if we were gonna talk about it or not.

And I didn't wanna bring it up in, but one of the reasons I like doing this podcast is that pretty much myself and everybody else on it, we talk about everything, pretty much. I don't edit this, I've edited a couple things out, two times I've edited something out. It was just because it fucked up, something fucked up. This show is what it is, good or bad.

That's the intro. I mean, yeah, hence the shit intro cause fucking dumb dumb forgot to change the mic. Line in. But yeah, we got into a little, we got into a little, we got into a little test. I did, the podcast was my gauge. I was like, I was like,

if we don't talk before the podcast, that might be that we're not friends anymore. No, it's like it's gonna come down to that. Well, here's a deal, man. Is, in this, what I told you too, is it's like, let's, let's, who gives a fuck before one of us dies. Right.

I mean, let's, I mean, let's talk about, let's bring up before even, before even we talk about our horse shit. Right. Let's talk about fucking another one of us died. Jesus Christ, dude. Can you believe it, Todd? Todd Lynn, for those of you don't know You know kind of a Patrice ask a little more a little more joky, right? You know he was a joke writer. He wrote really good jokes insightful very smart guy very smart

But it very a dick to a lot of people. Yeah, I would say aggressive. Yeah Patrice was Hey, you know with some people I mean Patrice Patrice was, they always did it for fun. Right. Patrice would fuck with you and you might not like, but it was for fun. Todd would fuck with you because he felt it was that you stunk legitimate, you shouldn't be in the business.

Yeah, yeah, every, I always think of Patrice when I watch Beverly Hills Cop, the first one, when they show that, that, yeah, I'm doing what I always do of Patrice when I watch Beverly Hills cop the first one when they show that That yeah, I'm doing what I always do I know but they yeah for people who don't know Joe I swear to God Joe sat in front of a TV in front of his whole Fucking childhood his adopted childhood. Yeah, I was raised like the cable guy. Yeah, his parents didn't know. His adopted nice parents. Why I've met by the way, lovely good American white people. Adopted this little fucking dark eyed Arab kid and just stuck him in front of the TV

just to learn their culture. That's what it must have been what it was. Yeah, it's a lot. He really just associates everything. You've never said dude, one time. Yeah, no, I did. My personal life. I got nothing on that.

So back to the video. Yeah, in the first movie, there's that scene. It's kind of like a famous scene in the movie when he's talking to the two, not the cops that he buddies up with, do you like two other cops? And they catch him trying to break into this place to get evidence. And he's like doing one of his characters or whatever.

And he's talking to him and the one guy says something and then anywhere if he goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like it, he does like that white guy voice. And they don't think it's funny and he just starts laughing and he goes, I'm sorry man, I'm just fucking what you do. And like that like always makes me think of Patrice. That's how he would do it. He'd be like, shut you stupid. I need to start laughing and go,

I'm just fucking what you man. Oh, I'm sorry. You know, you're all right. Todd would do that sometimes. And then other times he'd want you to. Just quit the business. Man, you just think, you're not good for this. You're just a really bad comedian.

Like he'd tell people like, God damn, you're fucking ugly. You know, I was like, what? And I almost got into a fight with that fucking guy. I almost got into a fight with like a physical fight. Because me and him used to get along. Anyways, I'm over what? It was a fight.

Because he pulled that shit with me. Where he started to fuck with me. Right. And say shit to me and talk down to me. Right. And I just took him aside one night and I go, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out, let's go. Let's go step outside, let's just go do this.

I'm sick of you, let's fucking do this. I told you not to do it, let's fucking go do it. Not that I'm a tough guy, but let's go. And he had a baby arm, so I know I had an advantage. But he, you know, he was like, Bobby, I fucking love you, man. I'm like, I love you, comedy, I'm a big fan. I'm just fucking around.

You know I'm a fan of you, Bobby, right? And I was like, no, I don't, because you fucking always a shit dick to me. Right. You know, every time I see you're not Fan-friendly. You're not friendly to me, man. Right. So how the fuck am I supposed to know that? Yeah, and then we ever after that We kind of sat down and talked and he's like dude. I've been a fan of you since I mean, you know that dude And you know, I was like, all right. Well, dude, stop fucking don't do that shit with me, dude Don't that's kind of like what the the fans on the internet, too. It's like they you right, well dude, stop fucking, don't do that shit with me dude. Don't, that's kind of like what the, the fans on the internet too.

It's like, you know, you're fucking, you're fat cut dummy. And you're like, I block you. And then you get to, dude, why'd you block me? I'm a big fan of you. Go back and you read what, did you read what you wrote to me? Yeah. I'm kidding. I love you.

Well, dude, how the fuck am I supposed to know? I'm not a, I'm human. I'm not a, I'm a fucking insecure fat fucking douchebag like you. That's why I do comedy. Yeah. For the accolades in the fucking, you know, it's, Yeah, they talk, it's like, sorry dude, I didn't sit in on a radio show with you a thousand times

and know you as a human being now. It's hard. So you're a stranger saying, I hope you die in a fucking fire. You're like, I don't know how I was supposed to take that. Yeah. Sorry. I took that wrong. Yeah. So once in a while, he, but he, he was like that. He was, but after that, he didn't fuck with me. We had a shift. We had a big shift in our relationship for the better because he would fuck with me a lot. Yeah. And one night we were at Stam New York and he was, we were both on the show and on, there was, there were three shows. We're both on three shows on a Friday night. And

on the late show, he wanted to go sooner than later because he was tired of being there all night. And he goes, he was just coming at me all fucking night, man. Yeah. And he goes and he was just coming at me all fucking night, man. Yeah, and he goes At one point he just goes I'll tell you what I'm I'm switching spots with you I'm going early on this show. I got seen you already and I go you can't fucking do that And he goes I can do whatever I want shut you know, right? So I start fucking scream it out of My fucker you better respect me, right? He's yelling back at me. Wayne was when Wayne Raida was running in state of New York.

Wayne comes upstairs. Oh, I, no, I called down to Wade. It was like two kids fighting. I called Wayne, I go, tell Todd, he's not allowed to force me to switch with him. Wayne comes upstairs and he goes, I have had it with the two of you, get outside right now, you've been doing this all night. We went outside and he sat us on the upstairs and he goes I have had it with the two of you get outside right now

You've been doing this all night. We went outside and he sat us on the curb and he goes he goes now you two either Stop it or I'll ban you from this club both for three months So we stopped and we just went in did the show or whatever the next night I just wouldn't talk to him. I was just sitting across the room and then finally he was like he goes Joe Man come on. I fuck with everybody. I respect you. You're what you come on, you know, and then I was just sitting across the room and then finally he was like, he goes, Joe, man, come on, I fuck with everybody. I respect you, you come on, you know, and then I was like, all right, why didn't know that, though? Because you always fuck with me, that's all that ever is.

And then we were friends after that, we were totally cool after that. And when he would fuck with me, he'd even come up to me after and go, Hey, man, you know, I was fuck with you, right? I'm just joking, man, you know, you go that. Yeah, but you know what, Trump, he was fucking with you, right? I'm just joking man, you know, you go that. Come here. But you know what trumped it, you know what trump, he was funny.

He was very funny. He can't, that's another, you can't fuck with it. He was just, he was funny. So, you know, Todd was a funny guy. Yeah. And it was sad. I mean, I did, there's a podcast, you know what dude? Podcast that I did up in Montreal with Todd.

It's on the riotcast.com ride soon. You can get it. It's me and Todd sat down. We just found a little corner one night and sat down. I remember when I, he was up there, he was a big, strong, proud black man when I knew him. You know, I mean, you know, Patrice type. Right.

And he, I saw, and then I saw, I hadn't seen for a year or so and then I saw I'm walking in the lobby. He's blind With a cane with somebody From cream one of the guys from consumer actually walking him and I was like what the fuck? Exy almost died from pancreatic cancer. Oh, he I think he did die Well, I'm saying at the time he almost he had almost died and then he bounced back But yeah, it just withered him down to I didn't need to throw a joke in there Balls, I guess yeah, really wasn't the time Bob Remember your guys life

Anyways, I did the podcast with him if you want to listen to it if you're into If you want to he's a very interesting guy and the story was a fucking incredible story he told about his, you know, the things he got and it was, he was, you know, and what happened to him, it was pretty fucking sad, but he was a funny guy and he lived his life the way he wanted to live it. You know, it's like, that's when we got to a fight the other day. Look, we fight all the time. You're constantly, you know, you know, bitching. No, I'm getting. You're constantly growing. We're all evolving in this business, you know, getting to the next level and you know, it's, it's, so it's hard to be at different

spots in different places and be friends, but we're all fucking alpha men. We're all leading the charge by ourselves. So then you hang out with other people that are doing that, you're gonna run into fucking problems and debates and discussions. It's sometimes a hard thing, but look man, in the scheme of it, I'm not, I'm not fucking doing it. I'm really don't wanna do it anymore. I don't wanna fucking yell, I'm not fucking doing it. I really don't want to do it anymore.

I don't want to fucking yell. I don't want to scream. I'd rather do that for when the terrorists come. When the fucking world's ending. When I need to fucking feed my family. Somebody attacks my wife. I want to save that rage for them. Then my fucking dumb friend on the corner of a gay neighborhood, me and you are yelling

at each other. It's like really, I'm not, like I said to you, I don't want to have a heart attack, yelling at you in a gay neighborhood. You know? Yeah, look, especially with that sweater you had on those shoes. It was, you know, it was a tough, yeah, I mean, you want to talk about it, we could talk about it.

Do you want to talk about it? Yeah, I mean, I apologize for what I did. I know what I did made you angry and I didn't understand this. You state your thing and then I'll just explain where I was trying to come from in a certain thing. In a certain thing, people mad. People have pet peeves. Sure. I don't's certain things that make people mad. People have pet peeves. Sure.

I don't like certain things. Right. I've told you one of them a long time ago, I told you, I told Jay back in the day. Me and you had sat down and had that talk over by your house. That whole thing where you, oh baby girl, where you fucking touch my face and you pat me.

And oh, what's wrong girl? Did Jay invented that or you, and then you did it like some guys do that thing, whereas they can't, I don't like it. Don't fucking do it to me. You can bust my balls, you can fucking make jokes, blah, blah, make fun of my face, my fatness, my food, whatever the fuck, you know, whatever the fuck,

don't do that. And I'll tell you, don't do that. And when I say, for me to tell somebody not to do something, I take a lot of hits and I laugh. If it's funny, I love it, I laugh. That's the one thing that you have to be able to take a hit. That's what makes me, that's what I know somebody, like Norton or Colin, just knows how to take a hit.

You know, you'll say something to him, he'll be like, I don't fuck, that was a good one, shit. That's fucking, it's okay, it makes it okay that you set it, that's the thing. But the certain things where it's like, hey, fuck you, I know Norton has certain things that you don't fuck with. I know Colin has certain things, and I've stepped on those, and they blew up in my face.

That's how I know what they are. And one of those things is, you know, when you were, you got me a jacket, I'll explain to the fuck, because we actually had, I got a bunch of fan letters, by the way, that I do want to go over. About what? One guy gave a fucking pretty detailed critique of the show. Of what show? Of this show. Of the You Know What Dude podcast. Saying, I mean, you wanna, that mean, but it has to do with this.

No, no, no, no, kind of, I mean, kind of, I wanna say I'm like the dynamic. One of the things was stay on fucking topic. So I kinda wanna see this thought through, okay, because we can go off. I'm not saying that I'm listening to this guy, but I agree kind of with that, where I'm gonna stay,

we're gonna talk about, if we're gonna talk about this, let's fuck it, talk about it. Basically, what you said was, you got a jacket, you let the jacket for yourself, it didn't fit, you gave it to me as a birthday present. You're like, dude, you want this? And I was like, which I didn't know was my birthday present. Like if I could have chose an Apple gift card

or that jacket, I would have took the Apple gift card. It was a set up. So it was like, dude, you want that? I was like, because I've given you coats. Like hundreds, I mean, some of those jackets are $800 jackets that I've given you. Well, that's a $1,200 jacket. Okay, but you didn't pay $1,200. I actually paid it. It that I've given you. Well, that's a that's a $1,200 jacket. Okay, but you

didn't pay 1200. I actually paid it. It's a money for it. But you didn't pay 1200. Right. I've actually paid the 800 right and then the fucking 400 for the other one. Right. So we've I mean, I know what you're saying when it's expensive jacket, right, but you didn't pay that, right. But here's the thing is it bugged me as you gave you like you want that? I was like, fuck yeah. And it made me happy. You look good here. Happy birthday. You fucking go. All right. Thank you for my birthday present. I didn't know. But anyways, that's not what I was mad. That doesn't even make me mad. That's funny to me. I think that's what but that's funny to me. What if I could just say this really quick just before we get too far down the road. I wasn't doing that like a setup. I swear to God. I swear.

I know, I know. That was me just being like, take this dude. But then you go happy birthday at the end of it. It's like you fucking cock, Saka. You suck at me into a fucking, that's like Wayne Brady going, hey dude, you want curtain number two? A curtain number three.

And I go curtain number three and you go, fuck it, his curtain number two. That analogy didn't make sense at all, but if there's something in there, that if I can make sense of it. I had paid money for the coat and the day, I never even wore it because I got it literally in the next day gave it to you.

It didn't fit. I had a friend who wanted me to gift that to him or was gonna buy it from me. So then when I was giving it to you, I was literally going, okay, I'm watching that money go away. Here, dude, happy birthday, it's a great coat. That's all I meant by that.

Okay, okay, let's throw that out, okay. No, I'm not saying throw it out. Just saying I just want you to know where I was coming from. I'm in front of that, okay. Let's put that aside, okay. Let's put that aside, okay. Hang on, one second. It's, listen, I on one second. Uh, it's, uh, listen, I, uh, what, what, what, what you're saying?

I get what you're saying. Right. Okay. But what I'm saying is this is that you did something. Okay. We were going to the book meeting. I had, now you, you, you, you gave me the jacket. I wear the fucking jacket, Joe.

Okay. Yeah. I wear the fucking jacket. I love that you wear it. Okay. Yeah. But you, every time I fucking jacket, Joe. Mm-hmm. Okay? Yeah. I wear the fucking jacket. I love that you wear it. Okay, yeah, but every time I wear it, you gotta touch it, stroke it, do the thing. One thing I hate, oh, Bay, look at you, you wearin' the jacket

I gave you. Two things I hate. Right. You should know. Touching me, robbing me, doin' that shit, right? Right. Look, dude, I'm not from that school. I don't know what that, I don't know what Philly thing that is.

Big J did it and certain, I fucking don't fucking do that. I've told you that before. And number two, you embarrassed me in front of people. When you say, I give you that jacket. Right. Like I'm your son.

Which, okay, you do it, I get it. You don't know where the line, you don't know what's got to what. But I say, yeah, I don't fucking do that to me, dude, no fucking, you know, I let you get away with it a couple times and then I'm like, don't do that. And you know, you know, okay, and then you fucking do it again. Right.

I forgot that you told me not to do it. But it doesn't, it doesn't matter. Here's the thing, here's the point, we're not only did you do it again, right? We're coming out of this Simon and Schuster. Great meeting with fucking our editor, new editor, fucking great guy, everything's back on course with the book. Coming out the guy from TMZ's there.

Who's a comic with a camera? He turns a camera on. Not only do you do it to me again, you do it on film. You do it on film, Joey. You're fucking fucking, you're high at me. You're fucking high at me on the fucking film. You give me the fucking high at. On film and on video.

Okay. It doesn't matter. That could be on fucking TV. I know, I'll just be the kind of fucking. You're our kind. So then I'm walking away. I'm like, I It doesn't matter, that could be on fucking TV. I know, I'll just be the kind of fucking. You're a kind of. So then I'm walking away, I'm like, I don't say nothing to you. I could have right then, I go, you, I could have said,

you fucking cock sucker, go fuck yourself and gave me something to film, right? Me beating the fuck out of you on film, two comics fight. Well, one fight's one gets beat up, right? Ah, right. Well, one comic slaps the other One comic is slap fighting his way out of a beating So one comic shits on the code and puts it on the other comic phase

So we walk right yeah, yeah, so we walk we walk away and. Yeah. So we walk, we walk away. And I say to you, I go, dude, don't fucking do that. Don't fucking do that to me, dude. I told you not to fucking do that about the dumb code. Right. Because now I can't wear the coat. Because now every time I look at the coat, I, I'm not wearing it because Joe is going to be there. And I don't, he's going to fucking pull his shit that I tell him not to do. So now I, the coat has a stigma. It's jinxed, it's fucking, it's banged boozled. It's fucking got voodoo juice all over it. But you, not only did you say banged boozled, Rog.

You used it, Rog. I like saying the word banged boozled. Yeah, you listen, I hear you, I hear you you. Oh my word that I'm never gonna do it Here's the deal though. This is what you do in that situation. You ready fuck dude. I'm sorry. I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't mean to do that Dude, I don't want to try to make you feel bad on film. I wasn't fucking way. Yeah, I did but I I find it I'm sorry that I mean to do that. All right, dude. That's cool. Just fucking don't do that man We're done. We're over. We get to go have lunch.

We get to fucking talk. But no, are you fucking serious? Yeah, dude, that's why I have serious face on right now. Well, for the first five minutes, I literally couldn't tell if you were fucking with me. Because sometimes you will fuck with me where you'll do that and you'll act like you're man. Agreed.

And then I'm like, agreed. I don't know what's, and so then when I finally found you were fucking with me, this is where it, and you'll act like your man. I agree. And then I'm like, I agree. I don't know what's, and so then when I finally started you were fuck with me. This is where it went off the rails and the argument for me. Right. We had a major miscommunication in the argument. I understand what you're saying.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry dude, like apology. You should. 100 fucking percent. Would you hate when people say that? I will never hold that thought hold that fucking thought Hang on this is it could be important. Hello Court court Macau you know court Macau from LA. I don't know if I've ever met court court Can you please give your movie credits please?

Just we're doing a podcast right now Joe de Rosa please really just we're doing a podcast right now uh... joder rosa all right i think i should have oh thank you court that's so l.a. of you to fucking do that what hang on hang on go ahead court can you hear me can you hear him i can hear you i don't have headphones I'm just calling to see if you put the goddamn dates for the new for your show up on the website. I mean, you know, you got to promote yourself right on your who say or he say or whatever this is the guy who runs the show with the palms

Okay, the palms invent The Paris hotel now they moved it to the Paris hotel that hotel still standing the Paris hotel the Paris But you're gonna like it because they got really fucking fucking solid the fake It's like the best of the day. What a fucking Cox I got you with the fat jokes What was the what was the movie you were in that you were famous for stand by me, right? Can't buy me love can't buy me love. Who does he play in can't buy me? What do you play in can't buy me love? Like quit the mean bully when I play Quint, the mean bully.

The one who's built the wine honor. The mean bully. That's you. That's him. That's a huge fan of that movie. You're a huge hang on one second. Josie huge fan. Ah, see there we go.

Huge go. Adoration here. Yeah, I'm a big fan. Kirk back. I'm sorry. I mean, it's been about thirty years now but you know what's already do you see uh... iris and i'll i'll hold on for dear life to the little things and you know

that's it since then nothing nothing i can pick up bobby cality airport to michelle and they get that my life well look i i i for a second I thought maybe you were the guy that goes, you shit on my house. You shit on my house, but that's not. No, no, that's Courtney. That's Courtney Gaines. That's the red head of kid. His name is also Courtney, right?

Yeah, his name's Courtney. Great guy. He was like in colors and children of the corn. He's a, he's a weird looking dude, man. Yeah, he's kind of great guy he was like in colors and uh... children of the corn he's uh... you're looking to do yeah and the burbs the burbs one of my favorite movies of all uh... all the first of all

i love the burbs so well if you look it's nice to meet you big fan of patrick dempsey and is uh... and his early work yeah big fan of his uh... whatever i'd do that i own lover boy i like the old stuff i don't like his new uh... Yeah, I'm a big fan of this stuff. Whatever. I do. I own lover boy. I like the old stuff.

I don't like his new movies, but I like the old stuff quite a bit. And I'm a big patch. Do any new movies? He does like hallmark, hall of fame shit. No, doesn't he? Well, he did that movie made of honor that was like, basically like an old hello. You there? I'm here. Okay, good. We had a little technical difficulties with court. Basically like an old hello you there I'm here. Okay good

You we had a little technical difficulties with court. Are you this Joe you good? Yeah? All right, cool Um, he was in tea. I love so we're talking. We're just to back up a little bit We have a court Macau on the phone who's an actor in LA. I can yeah I'm gonna add yeah, what yeah Macau and Well, uh-huh actor in LA. Like Colin. Yeah, Colin. Yeah, what a yeah. McCollard. Yeah, well, he's an actor in LA and a comedian. I would if I had to put, I put actor slash comedian, not comedians slash actor, but you just do a good looking to be a comedian, by the way. I can't help it.

I can't help it. You could get a razor blade and fucking do a little joker to the Saudi Amath. Yeah, I like it. Yeah. I I could just I could really go to be here, but I'm a light girl. It is your podcast. How long have you been going ahead?

The what? I was just going to ask how long you've been doing comedy for almost 10 years. How's it treating you it's really the amiss i mean i did that i did that smartly i just want to start a producing my own show and started higher and funny people

so that it makes me look but you're bringing bobby into the a and i think i'm on so let's go and you got to go for it you know there's the off weekend and you got to bring into the a act of what the other the off weekend you got to bring in people that you know understand

well here's a deal you just move the gig from the Paris hotel i mean the palms hotel which is a great hotel now you're at the Paris yeah so is it still called playboys comedy club club? No, it's called Empire Comedy. Empire.

Oh. Oh. Very fancy. You like that, don't you? Yeah, I want one of those shirts. Very fancy. So it's the same. It's you and we're at the Paris and who's your first week there?

Who's going to be there this week? The first week is February 9th starts out with uh... harland williams whoo so we go harland williams and we're pulling one of the writers from Chelsea lately Chris friend jola right and we got and we got bobby telly nice

and they got date catnare nice but you really are going downhill aren't you and we got uh... mitchfrikel Nice, I'm an anchor man. You really are going downhill aren't you Miss Rachel The Google got it. It's pretty tell the puppy. I'm a Good Duff David office a baloney cock dick boo pussy Thank you Paris I got a hoodie on this I can't love you doing Travolta or Dub David off

Like I grew up in a junkyard, but I know Shakespeare I got my real one shoulder being as pussy. I was just in Vegas. I'm here now. Whoa. Oh, look at you. I'm over here. I'm over here now.

Anyways, so one of my there, fuck everybody else. When is Bob Kelly going to be in Las Vegas? Las Vegas? Yes, Las Vegas. Yeah, Las Vegas. Las Vegas Bobby Kelly will be there. It's Bobby Kelly will be there. February 23rd, 24th and 26th.

Mm, nice. Very nice. So it's going to be how many shows? One shows, one show, Thursday, one show, Friday, two shows Saturday, right? Yeah, 838, 37, 30 and 930. Nice. So if you're in Vegas, spread the fucking word down to the new show the Empire comedy club hosted by court

McCowne no no no no Is one of the best looking dudes I fucking know he is a good-looking chap. I just looked up pictures of him on my phone Yeah, you're hanging on to it Kurt court court. Excuse me. You're hanging on to it I can't hear you why I, you're hanging on to it. I can't hear you. I said, you're hanging on to it. I looked you up on Google images for, you know, recent things for pictures. I can't hear you fucking live.

Yeah, he's hanging on. He let me don't fuck this cock sucker, man. Let me tell you what this guy, this guy sick of pussy that we would fucking kill for. I'm sure girls that we would be like, oh my God, he's like, yeah, that bitch fucking, that's you got a mole on a cheek. Yeah, exactly. That bitch farts weird. Yeah, that bitch fucking, that's you got a mole on a cheek. Yeah, exactly. That bitch farts weird.

Yeah. You know what I mean? He's a fucking ass. Good for you, court. And he's a fucking insane golfer too. But anyways, go check out court Macau. Go Wikipedia that cock suck. Oh, go rent.

Account. Yeah, Macau. Yeah. That's what I said. You sound like you left the end of it. Go, go buy a cab of it. I need an extra 14 15 cents. Yeah, the residuals on that must be shit. I just got a residual check from law and order for fucking 19 cents. Oh, yeah, the work. Actually, I just got a decent, I

just got a decent check out. I've just got a decent check rate for like, uh, almost like 200 bucks. I'm like, what the hell? For camp, I mean love. Yeah. I don't get how it works. Like I get like residual, I did like one episode of board of death. Residual, I think it'll be like, I think residuals work by how much, how much the movie made.

So if it made a ton of money, then you get more money. Well, I'll get these checks. Like one of them will be for $6. One of them will be for $20. And then one will be for like $150. Like, I don't understand how an episode of a TV show like fluctuates that. I did it.

I did it. I did an episode of Family Ties, years ago, and I got to check the other day. I got to check the other day for $8. Wow. And I'm like, it's not the stamp, what's $44. Right. You know, why are you sending me a check for eight cents? I sense a joke in there. I sense a joke. God, David set up a tag.

The honest, the honest truth of it is, I deposit it. How you fucking scumbag? You fucking struggling actor in LA. I'm like, I deposited that amount of money. You fucking struggling actor in LA Here a piece of shit I I got a check I made more money off of my residuals for ghost town than I did Doing the movie you make good residual money. Oh god, dude. It was fucking great because number one It's a PG 13 movie. So it's they'll show that shit all the time. Goes town, it'll be on any network will buy it. They'll put it on all the time and you'll just keep making fucking money. Keep going network to network to network. I mean, that's like doing a, you know, any, any type of Adam Sandler flick that they'll show on TV.

I mean, those movies you'll make a fucking ton of money on residuals Yeah, it's nice. I made days movie. I was in I was in make a movie. I've been in a lot of movies. I've been actually more movies than you Really, yeah, hmm. You've been in four movies. I've been in actually I've been in let's I've been in a lot of movies I've been in around 10 movies Really, yeah, I mean, I didn't have a starring role like you. But yeah, dude, I mean, I've been in SAG for 15 years. I've been in an after for 10 years. I've been in the writers guild now. I've been in SAG for 26 years, dude. Yeah, but you're 52.

I was in SAG when you still had hair. You know what I'm saying? You were in sag when I didn't sag Hey Talks like a court court Macaulan Make sure you go to the go Vegas people go see me in Vegas and go check out court Macaulan's fucking page You go buy some of his fucking movies teen wolf. Yeah, and Camp on me love McCollum's fucking page and goes by some of his fucking movies Teen Wolf and Camp I love Quirk good to meet you man. I hope to see you in Vegas sometime Yeah, you did you know, I probably be good man. We'll see you in Vegas soon. How all right, but you were our first you are

You're a callin' I would call this that's what it was I set it up on the fly too. That's what it was He did we had a little mix up a mix up, but I pretty's pretty good setting up this on the fly. It was good. Goodbye I Yeah, so back to us Yeah, after you say let's stay on topic. I mean literally it like the climax. I know the phone. I know This is so back to it. Okay I I gave you the whole hearted sincere apology. I meant every fucking word of it. Right. I apologize for that. I'll never do it again ever Where our miscommunication on my end happened right was and I've done this in the past

We'll be arguing and I've in the past I've said well I'm mad because you did this and you said don't fucking do that anymore because that's your whole nup of me or that's bullshit when you're angry about it Tell me right? Totally. I've really, really tried to stop doing that. In that argument, I wasn't saying I'm mad, I brought up, I go, but you were breaking my balls upstairs. And you thought that I was being like,

why fucking, you did it? I wasn't. I was literally just trying to say, dude, I'm not mad about that. I just thought that that was our rapport that we had going I don't understand why you're mad at me right now that's all I was trying to say I was just trying to reference like hey dude this is our dynamic like I don't understand what I made what made you mad right now and then that's when it started to really barrel off into like us arguing because you didn't

understand what I was saying I didn't understand what you were saying. And then it was like, now we're off and we're fucking yelling in the street. Yeah, because here's the deal, dude. You fucking, if somebody says something to you, dude, just don't fucking, you just go, all right. You just go, all right, dude, I didn't fucking know. You can't have, it's like, this is what I feel. You have fucking loaded guns waiting to go.

No. Like, you know what I'm saying? Where it's like, like, you know, the best thing you can fucking do as a friend is when somebody says, dude, don't fucking do that, man. You go, oh, dude, all right. All right, I got you, dude. I didn't mean to fucking piss you off because I'm not out to piss you off. I'm not out to fucking fuck with you. I'm not out, you know, and you're not out to do that to me. But your immediate response

and it's weird too, because dude, you like this fucking little brother that's coming up. You're growing up and becoming, and there's a certain point where you got an older brother, a middle brother. You got, let's take fucking soda pop. You got fucking, you got fucking, ha.

Oh, the outsider? The outsider. I thought you were calling soda, soda pop. Let's see how it's done. That's a good, Daryl. Daryl. It's pony boys. good. Darryl. Darryl. Yeah, it's pony boys. Darryl. Darryl. I can't remember, but it's it's fucking it's met. It's Patrick. No, it's not met.

Patrick crazy. Patrick crazy. Bob Roblo. Roblo. Roblo. Roblo. Roblo. Roblo and fucking. C Thomas. C Thomas. How. Right. Okay, look it now a certain point they're all going to be the same age. So you're not going to, when, when, when see Thomas Hall, you know, it looks at fucking, when pony boy, it looks at soda pop one day, he's going to be like, oh, man, I'm, I'm fucking a grown man.

Right. And he's going to go, you're still my little fuck and he's going to go, no, I'm not. Right. I'm, I get the, you know, you're coming up. Right. So sometimes when somebody goes, dude, don't fucking do that, you're like, wait a minute, it's like, no, just don't fucking do it.

And then go, you know what, dude? All right, dude, I didn't fucking know. You know, I didn't, all right, dude, I get it. Do you know what, honestly? Because part of my knee jerk reaction came from this. What I would appreciate if you don't mind. This is the worst part, is that you need something back. No, no, no, no, no, I don't need anything back. I'm telling you, so if you don't mind. This is the worst part, is that you need something back. No, no, no, no, I don't need anything back.

I'm telling you so that. If you don't mind what? If you don't mind when it, if something does piss you off. Yeah. Because it pushes my bonds if you go, hey dude, don't fucking do that. Because it feels like you're being ordered. Because you're a baguette. If you said, listen dude.

No, I know, I know, I know you're kidding. But if you said, hey dude, if you would say, if you say to me like that, you go, hey dude, listen to me, I know you were fucking around. That really bothered me. I go, okay, it would just help me compute it a little more. Because when I start feeling like I'm getting bullied a little bit and it's being like, hey bro, you shut your mouth and you fucking lit.

It's like, well dude, I didn't think I did anything wrong. And then I didn't say that, dude. I didn't say that. I said, dude, don't fucking do that. It's like, it's not, fuck you, don't fucking do that. It was like, dude, don't fucking do that say that, dude. I didn't say that. I said, dude, don't fucking do that. It's like, it's not, fuck you, don't fucking do that. It was like, dude, don't fucking do that to me, dude. I told you not to fucking do it, and you fucking did it. That's exactly what I said in the tone, I said it.

And it was like, dude, I was like, the fuck, dude. Like, fuck, how many times I gotta, you know, that, I was mad. Because it's like, you weren't fucking hearing what I'm saying. And you heard that tone and you immediately get defensive. That tone is, you should just go, whoa, I didn't want, I didn't fucking, what the fuck's going on? I do, whoa, I didn't, all right, I didn't, I won't.

What's it I did do? I was like, are you mad right now? Like I was like, yeah, I was like, I was like, and you're like, are you serious? It's like, fuck dude, yes! Why is me being mad? So out of fucking, you know what I mean? Why is it so out of fucking frame?

Why is that such ridiculous? Why can't you comprehend that? Oh my God, he did tell me that. I fucked up, I shouldn't have done that. You know, come on, you know that that shit is annoying. It doesn't annoy me, and I honestly didn't know, and I honestly don't remember you telling that that shit is annoying. It doesn't annoy me and I honestly didn't know. And I honestly don't remember you telling me that. I did.

I'm not doubting that you did. I'm saying though, to give me the benefit of the doubt. I don't wanna give you that. Like I didn't, I don't wanna give you that. I know you don't. Listen, how you doing? Hello. Hi, babe.

How you doing? All right, all right, don't fucking talk. So what? Not you doing? All right. All right. Don't fucking talk So what not you what her? I'm kidding I I didn't remember you saying that so I you just understand where I was coming from Where the fuck is it we've been fucking each other all day he had the editor make it for crazy The point is the point is this you ready. Yeah, the point is this. It's not fucking worth it Right guys a guys we're gonna fight The point is this, you ready? Yeah. The point is this, it's not fucking worth it. Right.

Guys, guys, we're gonna fight. You're gonna fucking argue. You're gonna fucking yell. You're gonna scream. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If you fucking stole my money, if you fucking would behind my back,

take and jobs away from me. If you were fucking banging, you know, if I was banging your chick behind your back, I switched it up at the end because I didn't wanna even fucking visualize you fuckin' around my wife. Yeah, I was just, though to maybe throw up. Thank you. Not because it's you or your body or your face

or your cock which I've seen. All right. It's just, I don't want, you know. But it's not, it doesn't fucking matter. Something's comin', something's not, it doesn't fucking matter. Something's coming, something's coming. It doesn't matter. It, we got a core group of friends that are fucking amazing, Norton,

but you, Billy, me, Colin, Keith, we got a, I mean, even though we all don't do shit together, some of us do, some of us don't, it's a fucking amazing time to be a comic right now because of the people that we're around and we're actually doing shit together. Some of us, some of us are on it, but we're all trying to help each other out. It's too fucking, it's not, dude, it's too late. It's too late in the game to fucking be fucking hating each other for stupid shitter. Fucking, you know, not, you know, not wanting to be around each other for stupid shit or fucking, you know, not, you know, not

wanting to be around each other because you're pet peeves, you're dumbness and my dumbness or Billy's dumbness or people's shit, it gives a fuck. It's bullshit. That's that's true, dude. That's true. But at the same time, I think like as friends, you need to work through things and go, look, this is this is tough for me. Dude, it's and this is not me giving you shit in any way. This is not a resentment of any kind. I'm just expressing myself. Like, it's tough for me to deal with your street side.

And it's tough for you to deal with my emotional side. Oh, God is. Because I'm, well, I know it is. Yeah, I bet you know, I like, yeah, I know I'm way, way, way more sensitive than you are. And you are way, way, way more alpha than I am. So when, so if you're coming at me, it makes me physically nervous and I'm like, dude, I can't stop and I start fucking knee jerk reacting.

But this is why I left the other thing. One of the reasons why I left is because I don't want to fucking die. I don't want to fucking die screaming at another man in this neighborhood. Okay, and here's another thing, dude, you yell. You say don't flip out, because I snap. Let's put this, I fucking lose my cool.

I have a problem with that. And it's a direct result of my childhood. It's a direct result. A lot of shit that I do now, my anxiety, the way I act out, the way I fucking scream and fucking yell and get out. Like I got so mad at my computer last night, we'll talk about at the end. I want to, I threw 50 punches at the screen. Like a karate class where you barely touch the, I just,

and tried to like punch my computer without playing. I'm a fucking lunatic, I know that. But like when you were yelling,, I'm not yelling at you. And you start yelling at me, and then I say, dude, don't yell at me, stop yelling. And then you yell again. Absolutely. It's like, dude, you know, it's like fucking,

I know. I'm fucking gonna fucking snap. You don't want me to fucking snap, but you keep yelling, you're doing what you told me not to find I got you trap rat syndrome Dude and it's like the only way out of that is either one I got to walk away I got a leaf I got a walk away because I can't flip out. I can't do it because I got high blood pressure I can't fucking do this shit. I can't snap at you Because you and I'm saying don't yell at me and you yelling at me

Because you told me not to yell at you, but you get to yell at me. That's the shit where it's like are you? No, I was listening. I was wrong for raising my voice I was really hurt and I started expressing it in a poor way I was really hurt when you started telling me you were gonna throw my jacket in the trash It's not funny. I know my jacket in the trash. Ha ha ha, That was a very bully move of me. I was hurt by that, dude. Because here's a deal. Because you get, it was my spiky,

Oh, it was my, Oh, you shut the mics off. Yeah, you shut the fucking mics off. God, dude, sorry. You shut the mics. His voice shut the mics off again. But what happened was, Joe, it's, you know, I'm just letting you know,

I can't say in that. You're mics are your mics are on you know that I know I can't up the noises I'm out of my body. Oh, oh you mean because of how sensitive I'm sorry I mean yeah, look dude look man, and I look I know people that live this guy guys it listen to this right now You're at your cube or you're at your job, and you're fucking just watch the Super Bowl, and you dick is hard, and blah, blah, blah. Look, yes, yes, where's Joe's, Joe just said what he said. But you know what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking back Joe. I'm back to Joe on this, Joe's feelings were hurt.

And you know what, Joe? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Why do you get, yeah, this is why I did this. This is why that, it made sense to me at the time. It's because why do you get to have you cake you needed to? Why do you get to fucking mock me with the code on and make fun of me like ridicule me, right? Something I don't want you to do. And then, but you gave me the code. It's my code. It's my code. But you'll make fun of me wearing it every time you hang on, every time you see see it and then when I'm like, I'd fuck you I'm never wearing this code again now you get to get so you get to get the code back to what I'm not gonna Give it back to you to give it to somebody else and you can make fun of them and hurt their failings

I'm not allowing that to happen Joe I'm gonna throw the code out and kill it and end the fucking ritual right there. I understand, I understand, I need to clarify this. I, and I know, look, the bottom line is it hurt, it, it, say it, Joe. It hurt you. I got you back. It hurt you, what I did. And so I'm not gonna do it anymore,

but I swear to God, my intention was never to ridicule your mock you. So that, it's just a pet peeve, it's not. I just won't do it. There's certain things that you do. Respect it. Look, dude, there's certain things that I do. There's certain things that everybody does that you're like, dude, don't fucking do that.

That's a rap, dude, don't fucking do that. You know, and you're like, all right, I fucked up. You know, I get, there's certain things people don't like. I remember I did something called in once. And I remember, I was like, don't fucking do that, dude. Don't fuck, and I was like, oh shit, I stepped on a nerve. You know what I mean? Um, but I was like, okay, I get it.

I, I, I, I, I'm sorry dude. You know what I mean? It's all this, Joe. Dude, don't fucking do that. Oh shit, I'm sorry. Cause you're, unless you're, unless you're really trying to fuck with me. If you fuck with me and I say, don't fuck with me like that, like don't fucking do that,

then you should go, oh shit, I'm sorry. Immediately, in my book. Yeah, I wasn't even trying to fuck with you. Like I was saying it like, because yeah, okay, let's get even more fucking womanly right now. I am actually excited and happy when I see you wearing the coat. You have a wide hand.

Because you're a hard, let me just say this, you're a very hard guy to get things for, you're a hard guy to like shop for. And the fact that I gave you something that I saw you use, I actually get excited. And I make like the joke is me going at myself going You know like it's me making fun of how galey proud I am it's not meant in any way to ridicule your mock you at all Okay, but I won't I still won't do it I'm just saying like you won't because I gave the jacket away you gave the jacket away I gave it away you're kidding me. I gave it to a salvation army. No, you didn't I got the Please tell me you did I did the tax was sheet in your name Bobby please tell me you didn't give it to a salvation army. No, you didn't I got to tell me you did I did this tax was sheeting your name Bobby, please tell me you didn't give it to the salvation army. I did no

You didn't I did I don't believe you I gave no I gave it to the salvation army Why would you do that because this coat needed to die Joe? It didn't need to die I had a friend that really would like what I love that code and I would give it a tool and you would have when he wore it You would like what a love that code I would give it a tour and you would have when he wore it you would like what did we the code I gave me that day I said I won't do that again. Well, I said that to you. I was a friend. We just give coats away. Did you really give it away? Seriously, I don't believe you. I don't you believe me because I think that that's I don't

believe that you did that. All right. No, I didn't. It you did that. All right, now I did and it's behind you. All right, listen. What? Here's a question, legitimate question. Because we, we, it's the gayest podcast we've ever done. So what? It is what it is.

It is what it is. I really want to delete this podcast. Don't. Why? Because we literally, this, the last few podcasts we did were amazing. I think this is incredible. This is two guys opening up to each other on a podcast.

Two friends exposing a real situation that I have to talk and throw it and laughing and talking through. And this is stuff that, and there's opinions here, because we have differing opinions when it comes to this stuff. Can we change the topic? Really?

No, I really wanna ask you a question though. All right, hang on one second. Okay, go ahead, ask me the question. I wanna ask you this about... I said a check-up button. Relationships. Friendships. With men?

Friendships. Friendship. Because dude, we differ on this. Look, I swear, am I hand to God right now? I have no Harvard resentment towards you about anything. Anything we've ever had a difference about. I get off budget. Let me just say it, let me just say it in full.

I've gotten it off my chest. I just don't agree with this. If somebody says to you, don't do that. And you feel that, okay, but it falls within my understanding of our dynamic. I am, I feel like the other party's allowed to go, well, wait a second, when we do this, it's like that, and that doesn't mean, hey, I'm putting it on you. That just means I'm trying to understand right now.

If we are, if we get in a ring and spar every week for fun, and then all of a sudden you go, you hit my fucking ear, what the fuck do you, and I go, dude, I, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you got a disfiring. That's not it, dude. There's, there's, okay. And that's what people don't get. And the, and the, the realm of being a comedian and busting balls, if you're gonna be a professional,

you have to know where, when and how. You have to have instinctual, you have to have good instincts. You know, like I know, when, like I know when Norton's around a girl I'm a new chick or something that he meets. I'm not gonna fucking smash I'm not gonna bust his balls on certain things. I know when I'm around You know look just because I fucking smash you every time I see you Doesn't mean I'm gonna fucking do that in front of certain people or certain time

I know where when and how and and sometimes you have to know when somebody says to you Hey, don't fucking do that man. I fucking bugs me. You know, I you know, you gotta go. Oh shit All right, what the fuck? All right, I didn't know and then you fucking you're fucking, you know, you You do it again, and again, it like, come on, dude, get you shit together You know, it's get gets it's like, you know, you didn't you say you don't remember me saying it So what do you get that's Norton right now? Hang on one second Hello

Hey, you're on my podcast live right now just to let you know This is Jim Norton, everybody on the podcast. Hi, Jim. It's not tomorrow, it's Thursday, my friend. Oh, it is Thursday. It is Thursday. Thursday, we're shooting, yeah. I don't know where and when yet. I got the script. We'll probably get that information the night before, but as soon as I get...

No, I saw it tomorrow, I was counting. No, don soon as i get out yet i thought it's a lot of time no don't panic it's it's not tomorrow it's it's thursday with a last scene uh... they're shooting they're saving us for us yes we should learn the day we don't know i would probably be during the day but not will probably go in the morning but will probably shoot in the afternoon early afternoon uh... okay that sounds fun.

All right. Jim Norton, every time. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. That's Joe D'Rosa. You know Joe D'Rosa. Oh, I know. Jim, how are you? I'm actually on the area.

Hey, what did you, what did you, what did you, what did you, what did you, what did you, what did you think about the, the fights on Saturday night? Did you, ufc fights uh... chale i think was a little surprised at this thing uh... but he was entrained a fight him so uh... maybe he wasn't uh... as prepared for this thing but i was really happy that he'd be in uh... and uh... you know the shot lucky i had a big layoff song

uh... i don't fucking uh... So Davis is just kicked for others slow. Yeah, I don't think Phil Davis was ready for what the, you know, he looked good. He went five rounds, which were shot. But it's, I mean, it was two. I mean, all the bonuses and everything went to the undercards. I mean, it was, it was, it was all the fights went the distance. It wasn't the most exciting fucking, right. I mean, I wasn't like, oh my, I watched it,

it was a thrill to watch it. I mean, I think Chale, you know, I mean, he's gonna fight Anderson, they made the announcement, he's gonna fight Anderson, probably in Brazil. Yeah, do you know when? I don't know when yet, but that's fucking scary, man.

I wouldn't wanna go to Brazil. I mean, dude, I don't know, he talked shit about the country and all the fighters. I wouldn't wanna be in Brazil. I mean, it's dangerous to be in brisill as a regular human nevermind trash on their country i was watching the fight i got so into it you kept ducking i can go like bing wow oh oh oh oh i try to watch the fight well you know this this Saturday nifty as is fighting condit the

the the the the the the the the

the the I'm not sure if it's going to be late. All right. Well, you know who's up in that Pekipsy area. You know that, right? Yes. I've planned on doing our podcast if I get it if I hear from them. You're going to do Bailey J's podcast when on Saturday night or this weekend. When did they do it? They do it on Wednesday live. Oh, tomorrow. I don't know. Well, I'll call Matt. I'll tell him to get in touch with you, but yeah, they live up there. They'll probably come to you to show you lucky devil.

You haven't given me a jangle. Tell him to give me a shout, and I'll get together and do the podcast or something fun. All right, Sunday I'm watching the Super Bowl at my house if you want to come over. Super Bowl is football, Joe. The other thing we're talking about. Oh, yeah, I'm so excited. I'm really heavily for your Patreon, so good, yeah. All right, so Sunday we'll have a little dinner.

All right. I hate the I hate the giants more than Alcada, so I really really want to keep the Patriots beat them. Don't don't want to know who's cooking. Who's cooking? You're fucking cooking. You like the new kitchen you're in? That's fucking compliments of fucking Kelly. Yeah, someone's cooking with grease, right Bob? Well, Chip just said someone's cooking with grease right Bob. No chip just said someone's cooking with grease Fucking hate that my wife loves chip fucking shout out all right I don't chip is not allowed on fucking the you know what I think he should be allowed on here. I like it. I don't like chip I like We're gonna watch the Super Bowl. I'll take the soup Back in it. He's never gonna watch the Super Bowl. I'll take the soup

Maybe sick. All right, dude Sunday. We'll watch the Super Bowl I'm gonna I'm gonna order the fight Saturday if you want me to keep it. We'll watch it We'll watch that before the Super Bowl if you'm gonna I'm gonna order the fight Saturday if you want me to keep it. We'll watch it. We'll watch that before the Super Bowl if you want to watch it. Yeah, yeah, be great. As long as you film whatever you guys do up in Pekipsi. Hey, I'll talk to you later. See you Jim. Bye. That's pretty fucking nice Jim Norton just calling in. Um, he's talking about the Amy Schumer pilot. I was calling to ask you, he didn't know he was gonna be on the podcast. Yeah, one of the podcast works.

He just, that's the way this podcast works. That's fucking hilarious, you just roped him right into it. How about what do you wanna do? Yeah, we're shooting the Amy Schumer, how's the pilot coming out, shooting with, I think, Comedy Central. And me and Norton are doing a scene, a very funny scene called the forehand massage. I don't want to give too much detail away, but it's a really funny script. Amy Schumer really, it's a funny, funny idea.

So we're actually shooting a scene together, which will be fun, because I've never done anything with Norton. Nice. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, the, the, go back to the heartfelt. and a scene together which would be fun because I've never done anything with Nord. Nice. Anyways, yeah, go back to the heartfelt. This is a fucked up podcast. Number one, Joe, this is the first time we've done one just me and you again. We were supposed to have a special guest,

one of them, two of them. Two of them. And now it's, so I think it's our vibe is off a little. I don't think our vibe is off at all. We used to do podcasts like this all the time. So should we get rid of everybody and just do it me and you? That's what I'm saying. I want about Dan.

We didn't fight until Dan came into the picture. Woo-hoo-hoo. Oh, joking. You know what I said last night? I said, you have, first of all I said, you have face. Dan's face looks like any fucking woman in the 1920s. Oh, it's hilarious.

And then I told him, I go, you have, you know, the lady, the woman that fucking burned the witches at the stake, you have that original pilgrim woman face. Oh, it's hilarious. That's fucking a girl that was hanging out with last night that was at my show of Caroline She's on there. She goes that K looks like the the older brother in a Disney movie What's with his hair? Why is it like part of the middle? His hair is part of like the show the monster on bugs money

His hair is parted like the shoulder monster on Bugs Bunny. Right? He is ship hair. He is dry ship hair. He pockets stings because he's, oh, his flat face. Old man on the mountain face. That's fucking funny. Anyways.

That's fucking funny. I, I, I, I think this is an amazing podcast personally. Really? I do, dude. I didn't listen. We've done four weeks of screaming, disjointed mockery of each other. And we're doing a low key, me and you. Dude, this is fucking cool, man.

This is cool to work out a problem like this. Such a fag. On a podcast. Such a fag. Listen, what? I'm listening. I don't want to fucking fight. I'm trying to get, I don't want to fight. I hear everything you're saying. Yeah. I don't need anything in return for that. Right.

I just, I get nervous with confrontation and then I go, and then I start, you're gonna be angry and start yelling. You have to be careful, man. I'm, look at man, you know, you're, I don't wanna see you get fucking cracked. Someone's gonna fucking crack you, dude. Like I have to watch my temper

because I don't wanna get hurt. I don't wanna hurt anybody and I don't wanna hurt. That's why I really stopped doing being that fucking dude punk from Medfit, you know Boston. My temper is what got me through my childhood in my later years and I just can't do it anymore. I'm an adult. I just you know, it's no sense. I would rather Try to use the fuck my brain and get through something, but it's like dude you get angry like Like you your face squints up your finger and you fucking start yelling and it's like, dude, you get angry, like, like, you face squints up, you finger, and you fucking start yelling,

and it's like, dude, I don't want some dude, you run along the wrong guy in a bar or somewhere. Someone's gonna fucking knock you the fuck out. I've been knocked the fuck out because of my dumb temper. Right. I've been, I woke up four hours later, like literally four hours, and I didn't look like me.

Right. I've woken up, you know, literally just knocked the fuck out. Right. I've, I've, my temper has got me in such bad situations. And even like, you know, the other way, I've hurt people and it sucks, but I've been hurt bad, really bad. Right. Because of my dumb temper and

You know, I don't want to fucking see you get hurt dude like I don't want to see you say something to the wrong guy Like I gotta watch my temper. You get a fucking style like that that that angry You know and you get like you turn into a fucking hostile lawyer dude, right? We're you know, it's like, dude, you gotta... Well, look, I know, I know, I can get hot. I can get hot. And I was, but you get hot. But you get hot, like, you're gonna,

you're gonna fucking kill somebody. Well, I got really mad. I was wrong, yell at you, dude. I was wrong, I shouldn't yell at you. I was getting really mad because I felt like what you were saying to me was either you say, either Joe, you say, I'm 100% an asshole right now, sorry, without any questions or nothing.

And I was like, well, but that's not how a relationship works. If I don't understand it and I don't feel that I, let me get to the point of understanding what I did wrong, like, you know what I'm saying? But you can do that, man, I've done it. You can say, look, you know what? I fucked up. I said something that fucked him up. That's it.

I didn't mean to do that. I did it. All right, dude. I'm sorry, dude. It's it. You can do that. Yes, you can do that, Joe. You need to know that you can do that.

It doesn't matter. It really, in the scheme of it, it doesn't matter if you're getting away with something. Nobody's getting away with anything. You're literally just cutting to the chase of where you're gonna be anyways, as friends. Ah dude, I didn't mean to do it. Alright dude, I'm sorry, that's it. I got it. I'm out.

You know, like that time me and Billy were talking and he said something to me and I'm like, dude, go fuck yourself. I find, he would do it. I'm sorry, I stepped over the line. And I literally went, cool. It's over. I got you, do it, I'm sorry, I stepped over the line. And I literally went, cool, it's over. I got you, because it wasn't, I got you. It's not like it was even an ethical argument.

It was like, I made a joke, it pissed you off. He stepped over the line, he stepped on it. He stepped on a sore, and you stepped on the bad toe. I said, dude, my fucking toe, and you go, all right, dude, I'm gonna step in your toe. Okay. It wasn't like, you know, it wasn't, yeah, it wasn't. I got you.

You have to learn this, there's certain, like I said, there's certain, you gotta know the where, when, and how. Your instinct's gotta know, like dude, yeah, this isn't, this isn't a big deal. This isn't, I just fucked up. I stepped, bang, bang, bang. I stepped on something. That's it.

And it's not like I could have been sitting there saying shit about your mom and you and how fucking ugly you are and all of a sudden you step on something and I'm like, dude, don't fucking do that. That happens too. Where it's like, you, you are and all of a sudden you step on something and I'm like, dude don't fucking do that That happens too where it's like you you just making fun of my yeah, but dude it was you were laughing you can't laugh That's me if you at one point said dude don't fucking say something my mom. I'm not kidding I would say oh shit. I fucked I apologize if you're laughing like it's okay You know what I mean? It's not like I laugh, like you did it and it's like, ha, ha, ha, I'm like, dude, don't fucking do that.

And you did it again, blah, blah. So yeah, there's certain times where you're like, I get it, but there's certain times where it's like going back and forth. And I know, look, you gotta step on toes because of the way we do shit. We fucking boss balls. We make fun each other all the time.

Right. And it's just the way it is. It gets tiring, to be honest with you, it gets fucking. And it's just the way it is. It gets tiring, to be honest with you. It gets fucking tiring. That's because you have grilled jeans. Well, yeah, that's you do. No, I mean the jeans you're wearing.

No, I'm not. It's a fucking grilled jeans you're wearing. That's what I mean. There's sell. No, it gets, look, I love ball breaking and all that stuff. It does get tiring sometimes. It's just like, you know what? I just want to sit with my fucking friend

and talk about some shit and eat some lunch or whatever, man. Well, here's the thing too. It's like, you know what? It's sometimes it's nice to actually, it's nice to be nice. It is. It's actually nice.

I don't give a fuck how fucking gay that sounds. It's nice to fucking be nice and hear nice things once in a while. It is. You know the name's bad. It is. It's you know you got it you got to be a it means being human dude you got to be a human being.

Yes. You got to do good to balance out the fucking bad you know it can't all be a big fucking evil laugh right all the time. Yes. You got to click a person. So look man look this. This podcast is a fucking, you like it? I'm a little confused by this podcast.

I remember another time you said this about a podcast and it got rave reviews was the tired one when we did that other one when it was so late and you go I don't know if I want, we were so fuck, I don't know if that's worth it. People really like that one. I think that, as friends, you gotta, I mean, it's just, you're bossing balls, you gotta know, you just gotta fucking,

sometimes you're gonna fucking say sorry. Yeah, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for saying that to you. All right. I accept. And I'm sorry then. And your jacket is right behind you. Good. I can never wear that coat again.

I hope you wear it again. I'll never say it again. I can't. Three fucking people know. Three people? Three. We just did a podcast. You know what we people download?

They don't know what the, we didn't describe the jacket. Well, they know it's a jacket. So we're going to never wear a jacket again? Well, it's, I'm going to tell them it's a jacket because I don't want people to come to me on every coat. Is that the fucking jacket? No, just, I'm just going to do that. Yeah, they are.

Do you know who listens to this part of this? Well, then say it about a jacket, you don't like, and just keep wearing that jacket and say you bought it. I don't have a jacket, I don't like. It's a good coat. Yeah I know there those are all hanging in my closet. Yeah. I uh well listen first of all just to let you know this month was the holy shit month of downloads. We got 40,000 more people listening to this podcast. We're up to 40,000 a week. So, well, I'm not going to get into number numbers, but we really are getting thousands of

more people listening. So I want to thank all the real fans of this podcast for spreading the word, man, and getting other people to listen to it. And we got a lot of good emails, a lot of thank yous this week from fans for doing the podcast. We can, I forgot on my Twitter, I've gotten them in the YKW at riotcast. YKWD at riotcast.com is the official email for this podcast, YKWD at riotcast.com. That's the email people should be setting stuff, not my personal email for my podcast, YKWD at riotcast.com. That's the email people should be setting stuff,

not no my personal email for my website, but that YKWD at riotcast.com. Yeah, we got a lot, I mean, a lot of people thanking the us for doing this podcast, because they, you know, in their job, the driving, in their cube wherever, they're fucking like dude, you guys make my day. So good, thank you. That's great. See, nice stuff is always nice. Yeah, it is nice. in their cube wherever they're fucking like dude you guys make my day so good

thank you that's great see nice stuff is always nice yeah it is nice we also got one a very critique we got a critique okay this is what you talked about earlier he's a regular listener which you know look man he listens all the fucking time so he knows all of us from ONA and Red Eye and Dangerous Joe and Gator fight and all that shit. He's a fan. You have your moments, moments, movements. I think you tried to write moments, but I'm not going to critique his email on his critique. However, I recommend staying away from getting too personal because it really does become a huge emo fest emotional emotional fast yeah okay which is what this podcast was but as this next critique is that you try to stay on topic which I think we did so I

think I think we we took we took Your See sure he's a fan of this podcast. This old fucking thing is a ball of emotions every week It's screaming. Yeah, man. We've never listened into each other. Everybody's cut everybody off It really is a fucking ball this podcast like I've listened to other podcasts And it's you know, it's either they're fucking constantly quipping And it's, you know, it's either they're fucking constantly quipping, like there's one guy constantly quipping with, and there's another guy trying to be serious, and someone else is quipping and joking,

and it's funny, there's nothing wrong with that, I like it, but it's like, or there's, you know, guys who just discuss shit, discuss the world, you know, you know, you got to do man, you know, but this one is really just a fucking emotional Disaster it's loud. It gets loud You get soft to the get soft It's loud

But then between We got we we got a lot of a lot of fucking emails good emails this week, so keep them coming Yeah, I'm gonna lot of nice stuff, good emails this week. So keep them coming. Yeah, I'm getting a lot of nice stuff on Twitter from people and from Facebook. Anyways, we actually, nah, we are. You get a lot of fans, right? Yeah, it's nice.

I got some big news coming out, brother. What's that? Well, we got next, this is coming out Monday. So this Wednesday is our live show. Yes. So it's is our live show. Yes. So it's gonna be me, you, Bonnie McFarlane, and Bob DeBono, AKA Rich Voss, Rich Can't Make It.

We're doing it live at Gotham Comedy Club. Bob, say this, Bob does the most amazing Rich Voss impression ever. Amazing. So it's gonna, you're gonna feel like Rich is there. Should I call him? No, don't give this away. No, no, no, no. Okay, so we're gonna, it's gonna, it's, you're gonna feel like Rich is there. Should I call him? No, don't give this away. No, no, no, no. Okay, so we're gonna, we're gonna, yeah, we're gonna actually have Bob the Bono doing Rich Vos because Rich can't be there. We're all gonna do it around 10 minutes to stand

up. I'm hosting, we're gonna do 10 minutes to stand up and then we're gonna do the podcast live, presented by Laft Button Live and got from Comedy Club. It's eight o'clock It's actually doors open at 8.30 show starts at 9.30 Wednesday night at the little room downstairs. There's only 80 fucking tickets available and those are there's not even 80 left Right, so get your tickets now It's downstairs. We're not they offer us the big room. We're not fucking doing it I don't want to have 300 people there. I don't want to sell it out. I want a nice intimate small thing. I want this to be fans, just fans.

So if you want your tickets, if you want to be there live and see this thing, go to GothamComedyClub.com or Lafstub.com and get your tickets. It's going to be us. We're also, I had one of a kind graphs, Lithia graphs made up posters posters one layman might call it Yeah, they look amazing. It's for the show only it's they're up on my

Twitter and they're up on my Facebook and my who say page and Joe's gonna have Pump them out there later too. It's we're gonna have a very limited amount at the show and They're everyone is made by hand. This isn't a, I brought it to Staples. Is it the artist came up with this idea and he's making each one of them on a silk screening machine. So every poster is individually made. And there's only a limited amount of them.

And we're going to sign them at the show after the show. If you want them, the show after the show. If you want them, so they'll be there. We're also working out trying to get, trying to get out so that you might be able to buy Patrice's CD at the show. Are there be great people who actually are distributing his CD, laugh button in the syndicate, trying to work that out so you might be able to purchase that too. But it's, we got this show February 8th, Gotham Comedy Club 930, doors open at 830, tickets are still available.

There's only a limited amount of seats, a limited amount of these fucking one of a kind posters that we're gonna have for this show. They were made for this show. You know what dude, podcast posters. So make sure you spread the word and get your asses down there and get your fucking tickets now. Right.

Also, we have another surprise coming up in all announce in another week. Actually, next Monday's podcast, we'll do it. Our next Tuesday when we do it, I'll announce that. And we have a lot of people asking for tech talk. They want tech talk back. Yeah, because we've had these big fucking blowout podcasts with fucking, you know, it hasn't just been fucking you Yeah, these were the days Bob these were the good times these were the good times. Yeah, just me and you and a mic got all hollywood It's fucking hilarious. Well another fight Bobby had had and I had it another time was what had Dan Soder come

on to this man and he got Soder to come in that he just became part of it. Soder just fucking took all of them. We got to stop fighting. Soder just fucking I mean literally you gave me Soda's number. I called him, I'm like, all right, cool, he comes over, dude, I was laughing hysterically, Don was sitting there, she's laughing, like Don never laughs when you're like, I know, I know, I've watched her stone face.

Not just here either, Edos, to performing, who's watching us sit in there and not laughing at all. That's not true, she laughs. Oh my God. Well, she laughs. Oh my God. She, uh. She, uh. Yeah, so do everybody loves so do everybody.

Every guy. Every guy. Every builder loves most of us. Anybody want to peer? No, yeah, I'm sick of it. Oh, God. Yeah. No, but yeah, it's, it listen. We have tech talk in a while.

I'm trying to think about the top of my head if I got. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm holding it in my hand. First of all, we had our first sponsor last week, which was great, which was Audible. They gave away a free book. I mean, you know what, they're not sponsoring this show, but I'm still gonna throw a little plug out there. If you go to audible.com

slash Audible podcast.com slash ykwd. I think it was you get a free download, but it was the first First thing and then so I want to I want to get back in a tech talk. I wish we had a little fucking thing we could play Like a winged talk. What is it? Oh, you know many people are fucking singing Losing weight. I'm telling you I'm Losing weight my name is Bobby K and I'm Losing weight. I'm just I'm gonna go Lose some weight. I hate the song. I hate it. So what? So many.

Really irritating song for some reason. Just saying it was. No, I'll sing the tech talk, jingle. Hi, go ahead. Just go. You got to do it like you're throwing it to a lady. Seven minutes time for. Hey, guys, a lot of people have been asking for this. We stopped doing it a while ago, but this would originate on the you know what, dude, podcast and it actually got some of you fans to listen and tune in Every and we're bringing it back everybody. I'm gonna throw it over to Joe to Rosa and me. We're gonna do tech top now

Come on man. That's too bad. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Just go hey folks. It's time for all right ready. Hey folks. It's time for Tech talk with Bobby Don't overdo it. This is the problem. I'm trying to get try to get try to get ready. Hey guys. It's time for TikTok No, I'm sorry. What do I say? Just say hey folks, one of our favorite segments. It's time for I ready. Hey everybody. It's one of our favorites Oops, I hey everybody. It's one of our favorite segments here on You Know What Dude Podcast. You guys love it and we love it. Give it up for Tech Talk with Joe and Bob No, stop!

Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second Let it go! Alright, here we go, dude again. You guys ready for your favorite part of the show? It's the end of the show, but it's time for Tech Talk You're just, you ruined it It's the end of the show, but it's time for Tec Talk Do do do do do do You just ate you ruined it You only had

No I'm sorry, here we go It just be Da da da Alright, go ahead, do it That's it Are you guys ready for? Tec Talk

Hey I think it needs something It does You gotta picture the graphic with it. The graphic. You gotta visualize. Here's a deal. I wanna send people, if you go to college, if you travel on the train, if you have a

computer, if you have gadgets, if you travel on planes or whatever, if you're a fuck, if you have a backpack or a fucking briefcase or whatever, and you know what, look like an idiot with a briefcase fucking briefcase really Nothing fucking makes me more sick than a fucking dude with wing tips and a briefcase I can't like fuck the app putting it. I can't like when I see a guy with a briefcase So cool fuck him and his fucking vacuums that he's selling. Maybe he's got money in it What money what we can't bring in a money delivery? No, he's selling. Maybe he's got money in it. Oh, what money?

What we can't take? He's bringing a money delivery. No, he's not. You can't take $10,000. $10,000 more you can't fly with. If you pack it right, you can't. Oh, what are you a fucking drug meal? I don't, I'm just saying there's a fucking way.

I don't, first of all, it does no fucking reason for a briefcase. Unless you have. You're delivering money. What else do you put money in? You wrap it. You wrap it. And put it in what?

You carry it like this? You're carrying firewood? What are you carrying? You're shopping, but you put in a fucking briefcase. You handcuffed that briefcase to your wrist. No, Jesus Christ. Again, your movie life. My point is, if you're going to

have a bag, if you want a fucking bag, this is my favorite bag of all time, go to bbpbags.com and get yourself a Hampton hybrid bag. It's the best bag I ever got. They got medium small, large and exiled. They sent it to me? You've had this we've talked about this I have and I'm I want to say it again. Oh, okay just go get this bag It's the best travel bag of all get the XL if you have a 15 inch computer I know the 15 inch goes in the large get the XL it fits more shit anyways the thing I want to talk about this week on Can I have one of those can they send me one of those? I don't know. Will you send me a large one?

They're not listening right now. I don't know if they're listening. I mean, I mean, I don't know Forgot this is radio Yeah, you just fucking announced that like I'm Santa Claus in this show is magic Well, maybe somebody can get in touch with BBB, BBB, P bags for Joe and get him a large, what do you want large? Yeah. All right, well, what the fuck can say?

Cause I have the 13 inch computer. Oh God. Can I get, can we get back to? Tech talk. With Bobby and Joe. You don't think that works? All right. So anyways, the one of the things I got in the last couple

of months that is amazing is the Bose Bluetooth headset. It's a one piece. It's on, like I look at, I love, I hate wires. I fucking hate them. I hate having to plug shit in. I mean, even this computer, it's fucking I got to plug it into a wall I got to plug that everything gets to has to be plugged in this. It just sucks and headphones of the worst You got a this long cord connected to something that goes in your fucking pocket

Something hooks on it. It gets pulled out of your ears or the phone goes flying It's fucking terrible and I I love wireless shit. I know tumours and all that shit You're gonna give me a tumor there. You're gonna fucking terrible. And I, I love wireless shit. I know, tumors and all that shit. You're gonna give me a tumor there, you're gonna fucking die. It's, who gives a shit? Wow, you, you don't know that. You, you should give a shit about that.

You don't know that. I'll take the wire instead of a tumor. Any day of the week, you're gonna fucking wires. You wait, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you, you, that's just, that's just terrible. I'm at the tumors, I mean. It's my wife's face, look at my wife hospital bed. That's just terrible. I'm not about to put the tumors in me. It's my wife's faith.

Look at my wife's faith. She just got sad. He just fucking made her fucking a widow. Look, look, I learned a lesson today. Don, I'm sorry. You had fucking do it to her anyway. You had fucking do it to me. She had no idea what I was saying.

She doesn't yell. She's passive aggressive. Fucking worse anyways This I hate wires and Bluetooth though. It's always sucked. It's never It's just always been shady the fucking the the the battery life on it sucks the fuck Just blows and you couldn't listen to your music on it. Yeah, you could but it was half-ass this new Bose Not only does it sound like you're on the fucking phone. I mean don't when I have this on it. You could, but it was half-ass. This new Bose. Not only does it sound like you're on the fucking phone. I mean, Don, when I have this on, it sounds great. On your head, it sounds like I'm

on the phone because of the technology and it actually levels out the sounds. It brings your voice up or down on what's around you. If a truck's going by, it equalizes the sound, so that the other person on the other end still hears you, and you can hear them, it brings them up and down too. It's crazy. And it also has this great little switch on the bottom, on off, you just slide it. Red for off, green for on,

and that's how you save the battery life. It goes on and off, that easy. You know, the thing about Bluetooth that sucks, you have to hold the button down, wait for it to beep and the light to, it's like, does that mean it's off? Does it double lighten it on? It fucks me up and you want to believe it on.

And then you have no juice. It's fucking useless, useless. And it's both ears. I don't like both ears. Walking around New York City, I always keep wanting you're out in the headphone. I'm in the cab. I keep wanting you're out because I want to hear what the fuck's going on, even going through the airport. I need to hear what the fuck people are saying. I've seen people get hit by cabs in New York because they get the fucking headphones

in both years. Right. I want to hear, and you can listen to my music, all my podcasts, talk on the fucking phone, hit the button on top. It can my podcast talk on the fucking phone hit the button on top It can Siri works on this you touch the button on top It just talk and it works with Siri Flalously and the best part it has that on off button in the bottom as soon as I'm done with it I take it out of my ear. I hit that button and it's off save the battery life I use this thing all fucking day without charging it and the way it goes in your ear is unbelievable because sometimes the foam that goes in your ear,

it's too hard. So when you smile, which I'm a comedian and I do a lot, it hurts your earlobe inside. This is actually, I don't know what type of rubber it is, but it's very soft and durable and flexible. When it goes in your ears, you can shake your head. You don't have to push it and twist it. Just put it right in your ear. It fits right inside of anybody's ear lobe and it's soft. So you don't have to worry about it hurting your ear in or ear. And the only thing that sucks about it, it's right ear

only. You can only do right ear. That's fine. Yeah, and while some people like the left ear. Well, that's great. So, if you're looking for a Bluetooth thing, it runs around 140 something dollars. This thing is my favorite new piece of tech. Nice. This Bluetooth thing, it charges easy, you can charge you with a mini USB, it has comes with a cool little thin charger, it's lightweight, it's durable, and it's fucking awesome. The Bose Bluetooth headset for iPhone and any other phone out there. Nice. What do you got on?

I don't know if I have any. You're not even listening. Sorry, I didn't realize you were setting me up. Well, I'm looking on my phone to see if maybe I've got a new app or something. I haven't really gotten, I haven't bought any technology lately. Certainly nothing like no, oh. Oh, Jesus. What do you got? Well, I got, I'll tell you what I Jesus. What do you got? I'll tell you what I got what do you got for

Tech talk And Bobby we did the we did the Comics come home Show this year. Yes in Boston in back in October And you know, it's a charity event you do do it for free, so, but Dennis Sliery was incredibly gracious and nice. Oh my God. And Senna says, thank you, $500.

I wasn't gonna tell anybody about that, but gift card for the Apple Store. Thanks for ranting me out and telling people my business, but glad. Oh, is that too much? Yeah. It's a gift card. I don't want people to know that.

All right. Bobby, I apologize. Ha ha ha! And we're making headway. Joe's becoming the human. And I'm losing weight. You know, I'm losing weight. Stop. Stop that. Let's get back to. Let's get back to. Tech talk with Bobby and Joe. Anyway, this is for the musicians out there. I honestly didn't know what I was gonna use the card for. I didn't want to buy the iPhone 4-ass or whatever

just for the sake of getting it. And I didn't need a computer or anything like that. But Apple produces a music program called Logic Studio that is $499, which is you know, not inexpensive So I used my wonderful gift card And got a copy of it and if you're a musician or someone that likes to compose electronically on your computer It is the sickest Fucking music program of all time you can record in it like you can in pro tools or garage band,

but you can also sequence, orchestrate, compose whatever you want to do in this program. It is all in one. It's the only program that's all in one. It's like if you took garage band and just blew it up to like gamma ray, incredible Hulk, you know, capacity or whatever. It's even got a feature dude where you, when you know, capacity or whatever. It's even got a feature, dude, where you, when you write,

like if I write a piano part, or whatever the instrument is, it'll score it for you. That's crazy. And you could print out like the score, like it transcribes it as music for you. So like, you don't have to hire somebody to do that, if you're like a more serious musician, that has to, you know, get people to play the stuff

you're writing. It's fucking amazing. It comes with scoring software so you can actually score to your videos and your movies or whatever you're shooting for yourself for, you know, young directors out there. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of instruments and sounds and expansion packs and it's absolutely amazing

So if you want that you should get it and if you're into home recording and you want an easy way to record guitar or Mike microphone vocals Microphone vocals into your computer get the Fuck I rig fast track fast track fast track is a hundred bucks. It's is it M audio? I think it's yeah the M audio fast track Plug's right into your computer through a USB port you plug your shit right into it boom You're recording and it's seem it's great. You got your fucking balls

You got your ID fast track. You got your podcast Boom dude. It's a wrap. Hi. Hi before we go. I got another email We lost a listener Justin for what? Well because of you dude because of me. Yep. Why we lost a listener Justin will not he's not even listening because he's not a listener anymore Yep, that's it from a Joe DeRosa and fuck Jesus means it's over now Sorry, this affects you. Done with this podcast, duly note,

I won't be attending anything that might feature him or the rest of the Gisbegg comics because it's very, very possible. I would join him on stage very quickly. The Gisbegg comics, what's that? I don't know. Is that a group? I don't know. I don't know. Is that a group? I don't know.

I don't know. What's his name? Justin. Hey Justin. Oh, well, go ahead. Oh, he's got more. I don't know if he's listening. Cause I hope he is.

He said, it's over for me because you said, fuck Jesus. I would imagine you said, fuck Jesus means it's over now. That's it. That's it for me. That's it for me. Jodoroza and fuck Jesus means it's over now. Okay, good. Justin. Good riddance. You pussy. Oh, it's now it's all fine. It's all fun and games. While we're making fun of stuff,

you think it's funny to not you Justin. I mean, well, Jesus is my God. Yeah, that's fine, but you didn't go joke it off of the podcast because you said that well, I mean, you know We all trash things and everybody laughs. We did have a discussion me and my wife We had a discussion because she was you know don's a I mean I Would call her a zealot Yeah, I would do She's a she's a religious you guys are up every Sunday for church I can't keep you I couldn't keep you out of church with a bet.

Here's all this artwork I have in my house. If you turn it over, it's all crosses. We do this to make you feel comfortable. But on the other end of that is Jesus's abs and fucking crosses. I see. No, that guy's a pussy, I'm sorry. Like I understand if somebody says something

that you don't like, that you want to make note of that or create discussion about that or whatever. But to be a pussy and go, well, I'm fucking done. And to be the kind of psychopath that if you hear something you don't like or find offensive, it means you have to fight somebody. You know, adjust and come to a fucking show. Joe, Joe. Don't say that.

I'm not saying to fight me. I'm saying he's not going to come to a fucking show. The Joe Joe don't say that. I'm not saying to fight me. I'm saying he's not gonna come to a show and listen. He's gonna come to the show and go on stage quickly and punch in the face. Take that back, Justin. Don't go to one of Joe's show. Is that what you say?

Is that what you say? What? Don makes a great point, Justin. What you say? Against what Jesus wants? Even though she's not supposed to talk on the phone. Turn the other cheek, Justin. You know what Jesus don't want?

It's not you for you to shut your face on the fight. She made a great point though. Jesus wouldn't want you to hit anybody. Can you not defend her? I'm defending her. Are you always dope? All right, Justin, so you don't listen anymore. Sorry that your thin skinned and I don't know

what the fuck I'm telling you. I don't give a shit at all. I mean, I'm sorry for you, Bob. Well, he said, sorry to. Yeah, well, you know, what kind of a pussy you? It's like, Jesus Christ, you stop watching a TV show because you heard a joke that offended you on it. Like, I've done that.

Who does this? I've done that. I watch it. It makes me sick. I stop watching Whitney because of that, because it just, that one joke was not funny. No, it offended me. No, I'm kidding. All right, dude. That's the funny. You know what, I see your poor Justin. Well, that's the, it offended me. No, I'm kidding. All right, dude. That's the

fun. You know what? I see your poor Justin. Well, that's the, uh, that was the, we did, we, we brought the tech talk back in. Tech talk with June. No. Just. All right. Listen, we need a song. I think we need a song. I think the listeners have to come up with a song for tech talk So we'll do tech talk every week Why don't we come up with a song for tech talk? I composed for this show Well then compose something Joe ask me to do it and I'll do it. I just Drop a hint like a wife that wants to go on a vacation. Oh, boy. It's really up to my ears and housework vacation. Oh boy, it's really up to my ears and housework. Fuckin' just asked me to do it. I'll do it.

Hey, Joe's back. All right, this is a very emotional podcast. We apologize if you can't handle it, but look, man, sometimes you just get a fucking feel. Sometimes you got to feel. Sometimes things get dangerous on this podcast. Sometimes when we touch the honesty is too much. Singing it bugs me.

Haha. We're out of here. I'll talk to you later. Make sure you come to the show February, Wednesday, February 830, doors open 930 show starts you know what dude fucking live me Joe Bonnie McFarlane and Bob DiBono as rich boss. It's gonna be live We're gonna have the custom posters there for you to purchase and we're also gonna be Fucking doing a stand-up live and the podcast. So make sure you come down and check that out spread the word You guys are the best for tuning the fucking for another. Yeah, thank you Spread the word you guys are the best for tuning the fucking for another. Yeah, thank you Really I wanted to say thank you too. Yeah, could you wait until I was done? Sorry, I was just ready to ask a Mac. I joke. I thought you were gonna stop recording

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