Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Feeney Thinks Women Aren't Funny

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

We debate a new survey on the funnier gender with Joe List, Mike Feeney and Tracy Carnazzo joining Bobby! Check out Mike Feeney's debut album, "Rage Against The Routine" out November 6th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Thanks, this. Yeah, six and a half inches. Why are there nine people here? It's like the East Street Bay. It's this three. It should be you and me. There's a guy in the closet over there. No, there's a guy in the closet,

a guy in the couch, the show. There's a Mexican over there. Okay, a closet over there. Let's eat over there. Here's a deal. We have a crew of people here that are helping out. That makes sure you have water and coffee, the show, Zach, Mike produced a show,

sometimes the sound is good, hopefully this week. It should be you and me. And all right, so you wanna just do you and me every Wednesday. Every Wednesday. Gabby, make it so. No, you'll be here too, but you're not on camera. Gabby can be here shirtless or whatever.

Well, that is. That's, that was. Gabby, I'm here in Unity with you. So we're both taking our shirts off. Oh, no. I was going to call the cops. I was going to do it. I was going to do it.

If she takes your shirt off, I just might as well take my shirt off. It's very similar. I'm going to take my shirt off. Come on, guys. Fuckin' I'm not going to lie. I'm fucking ripped up now. You're not ripped to.

I'm ripped. You're not ripped. You're not ripped. I'm an MMA. Take it off. Let me see. I'm not taking my shirt off'm fucking ripped up now. You're not ripped to. I'm ripped. You're not ripped. Take it off, let me see. I'm not taking my shoe off. You're a bullshit artist. You know who's ripped?

And I'm dying. Fini shredded. And more, I wouldn't say shredded. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. You know the gourd of lean. The tail is big.

Yeah, you're lean. Yeah, you like the hamburger my wife gets me. Lean. 90% 10% fat. 10% shit. I'm fucking half and half. That was a classic. The last not there yet.

Let me just add some spices. Let me say. You like the meat my wife gets? Oh. At the grocery store on Wednesday. Yeah, I'm half and half. Anyways, welcome to the show. We're back.

I'm back. Everybody's fucking back. We got, uh, well, who introduced the show? Was it Mike? Or is it Gabby? Okay, we have Tracy Kennazerra. Hi. Now, yes, go ahead, sorry. I like to say stuff at the end.

Yeah, say something. Do you want to hear what you're doing? Let me know, Gab. No, you're Baduce. Baduce, yeah. We, yes, welcome to the show. Thanks. You've been wanting to come on for a while.

Yeah, you haven't been booking me though. Well, you know, I mean, tension. Wait, how do you say your last name? Carnazo. Okay. Did you say it right? No, you said it wrong. You said like a bunch of extra words, I think.

Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm trying to kill you. When you hear me go, hey, you introduced the show. That means, one of you, I don't know you. Yeah. I don't know the pronounce you last name. You don't know my last name? I do now, Kanazo. That was a fun moment for me, because I was like,

fuck, I'm an asshole. And then I'm like, no, you're an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'm going to asshole. We gave you stuff. Oh, a thousand dollars. Anyways, what are they, Ted Baker? No, dude, fucking Ted Baker's dude. What are they? Um, no

No, no, what the fuck is laslos? Lows I don't know what the last look I can't see because I need the glasses to see what the fuck Let me see I'll see I'll see I know how to handle thousand dollar things. I have a Sphinx Dita yeah, that's it right there. These are ladies glasses shut your D.s. They're not D.s. They're not ladies glasses George. Adam Dinks it's D.I. T.A. Diva give me the glass. You're not like they're not ladies glasses. Well, whatever any host

Well, you've wanted to be on the Gabby Kibble in this morning and she's just just that spring. I mean, has all the coffees out in the drinks? Just that spring lice all on everything. She doesn't even act. She's allergic. I mean, little jitter man. I think they're it. Has her head out the fucking window. Couldn't stop coughing. And I'm like, oh my god, Gabby's just fucking murdering people with her a fucking OCD.

And I've said her name wrong. I've never seen anybody allergic to lysol before. Really? It's the percolumns. Yeah. I have an Epiphen. If I die a die. Wow.

Is it that bad? Like you're allergic to that bad? I'm only allergic to sesame that bad. Is that real? Well we are at allergists. Yeah. If I have hummus, like, so you can't date an Asian guy.

Which is. Or a Middle Eastern. No, I can't.est, like, go ahead. So you can't date an Asian guy. Which is? No, I can't. Oh, take my life away. But I will date a Middle Eastern. Would you? Yeah, really, yeah. Right there. Yeah.

Yeah, a Middle Eastern, right? Yeah. Yeah. Come on, Zach, get some cap into it. Middle Eastern, right? Correct. There you go. You just said it's slower and a different word.

Speak in the Middle East. where is the bomb data? I tried it. I used it to wipe my asshole. All right. I'm kidding. It's right. Strap it on as a vest. I think we have to get a new one.

You know, saying that for a while. Wow. It's just like blood stains. Yeah. There's a lot that's happened to this bomb, bomb, data. Maybe just watch it once. A lot of fucking bombs have happened on this thing. I mean, a lot of tries swings and misses on this board have it updated

though. I'll put it out to the fans right now. You want to update the bomb. Dana, please send it into what's the address, Mike? YKWD producer at rightcast.com. Also, you can go to our new website, YKWD. Are you gonna email us a fucking physical item? Yeah. They have a tell of the way. They're gonna email us the design. They're gonna print it. No, they can print it.

They want to do that then. They give them a lot of car blogs to print. They should make the fucking bandana. They shouldn't have to send proofs. It's a gift. We want to approve what you say. What's the origin episode of the bomb, Dan? Who sent, what the year does that?

I've gotta be like before Gabby was born. I know who sent it. Yeah. I know who sent it. I forget, he's such a sweet guy. God, I forget. He was one of the originals. Like, I mean, just die hard,

or YKW defense. And he made this for us. I I my brain is fucking gone. It's been so long. I hope you're not listening He's probably listening now. He just unsubscribes. Yeah, but you know, maybe send a new one in Up updated I forget I had a trip on my tongue. So it was a lice all because of Gabby Yeah, you can't be saying his name, but butchered Tracy kind of, are you still fucked up? Because I'm smelling heavy lights right here. Yeah, she sprays. I'm gonna be okay. Um, you know, if, if not, if, you know, it doesn't, do you have the Epi pen clothes?

I'll stab you with it. I took her the, the microphone foam and I put it in my balls. Yeah. So it kind of took the smell away. You don't want to die on this body. It's a sick attack. You said balls with the W. It's a ball. That's how I say balls. Balls. It was like WTF or Tuesday's with stories. It's not a big deal to die on it

because it's like you go out in a brain and learn. But this is kind of. Yeah, this is embarrassing. I'm sorry, you know what I'm sorry, Lewis. I don't want to die on this show. Even the show that gave you a fucking start. Speaking of which, uh, speaking of old fans in the show,

there was a guy, Ben, who came to my show in Burlington, Vermont, and he was like, Hey, man, good to see you. And then I was like, I think I know that guy. And then he tweeted and I was like, this guy, I know that guy for 12 years. Yeah, it was Ben and Jerry came to the show.

They gave my free ice cream. It was called Tutsi Truth. Oh, it was called T-thin-fuck. Fuck. God, I had it. That's good. But anyways, I'm saying, like, if you're a big old fan, say, I'm like, I know the guy for 10 years. He was a fan before I was even a headlining.

I get nervous when you were in big old. I was like, what is going to call me? A big old nice talking to you. You would have said it 10 years ago, but now the culture has changed. Big old fat rain. That's before it's gone. He's describing the rain. Just call me a fat. You're crazy.

Oh, I say fat all the time. I do too. I'm always quoting other people though. Speaking of facts, Mike Feeney. Hey, what's up, buddy? Here I am. He's here with those, he is faced. What? Bugs me because it's so perfect buddy? Here I am. He's here with those five. He, his face, what? Bugs me because it's so perfect.

Don't do that. Oh, Paul Versey's on the line. Should we take it? Yeah, let's take it. I'd like the compliment to it. Okay. Hey, Paul, you're live on the YKWD. What's happening?

Oh, what's going on, buddy? How are you? Everybody's here. How you doing? Everything all right? Yeah, who's everybody? Well, I mean, we got Joe Lists. everybody's here how you doing everything alright yeah it was everybody well i mean we got joe list we got uh... we got mike feeni and we got tracy uh...

you're such a piece of shit that's a connozoo uh... uh... right well uh... uh... actually colonel was uh... was actually colonel from bad news but uh... throw that into the thing are you alright no yeah no everything's fine i want to talk about something else but uh... We'll actually call them with some bad news, but I'm not going to throw that into this thing. Are you all right?

No, no, no, everything's fine. I wanted to talk to you about something else, but... Are you... But everything's okay. Are we not going to be friends because of this? What? Wow. I don't know.

I mean, that's going to be up to you to decide. Wow. Oh. No, I'm just a business. We have to talk about what it's okay. Ooh. Okay. All right. All right. No more fucking threatening text messages, right? Well, that's why I'm calling you Is it really? Oh

Yeah, I told them. Oh God. Yeah, that's what you said. You go no more text messages call me something You know, and now I'm doing it and you fucking blind side of the B&L live on your pocket. Well, what the fuck I, if I didn't pick up, I, I don't know, maybe you were listening yet, something to say. Or I would understand you were busy because that's how voice mail works. Oh, wow, I guess this, I guess this is business, Paul. I guess this is no enough. All right, verse.

Can you hear us? Yeah, you can hear, yeah. Paul. Yeah, who's winning game seven tonight? I love the nationals, because I think the, I think the pressure is on the astrologers after losing that last night. So I love watching things tonight. Wow. Really? I mean, how's the money? Yeah, I think so. Bobby missed the all time best opportunity to hang up the phone because it was a long, thoughtful answer.

I don't hang up on Paul Verzi. Oh, okay. He's not, he's not, that's like hanging up. He's in the mob. I don't, I hang up on Keith. I hang up on Voss. I hang up on Colin. I hang up on Norton. I hang up on Burr. You don't hang up on Verzi. I'll never hear the end of it. He'll call on, what the fuck? What the fuck you think I am? What the fuck? I will take that to the grave. Yeah, exactly. I'm never here at the end of it. He'll call me, what the fuck? What the fuck you think I am? What the fuck? I'll take that to the grave. Yeah, exactly. I'm never gonna run. Yeah, 12 years from now, we smoke at a cigar in a lake house. Remember that fucking time?

No, I don't need that shit. All right, buddy, I'll call you on my way home, all right? Oh, I heard that. Bye. Bye. Yeah, he fucking, he sends me a text, I'm done with this text message. You've been done with it for years.

It just, it, it, You've never written back to a text. I've ever sent you a text. It's very hurtful. You gave him your number? I had to. What? I had to.

Wow. Listen, if you're a man, I'm leaving. If you're a man, you text, you call. Men call each other. No, that's not true. I feel a complete reverse. I don't think so.

Women call. I just wanted to check. No, you fucking text. Yeah, fine. I love you. Listen, you don't send men text men. Not because you invented for men. Now, it wasn't. It was invented for men for women. I agree. If you're if my wife's text me. Oh, I say man to man. Man to fucking man. That's more. You fucking call me. I need to hear your tone. I need to hear if, hey, fuck you. Is, hey, fuck you. Or, hey, fuck you.

But that's coming from you. Your tone sucks on the phone. You leave voice notes like this. Joe, it's Bob, call me. And I'm freaking out for like 45 minutes of an anxiety attack. And you should go, hey, nothing's up, nothing's wrong. And you know my personality. That's what bothers me.

People that know me, leave voice, those like this, we gotta talk. I'm like, dude, you just ruined my week. And then they go, yeah, I just wonder if we can move the pod to three. Anytime my phone's ever rang and it said your name, my heart is sunk. I just thought, it always, I'm like,

something is bad. It's about to happen. I have tone issues and I'm self-admitted on that. My tone stinks. I understand that, and I will work on that, Joe. But if you just, not for you, I'm just a set, any growth. His growth, you know?

Thank you. I see a lot of growth. Texts are like, man to man, but when I text you, you call me. Yeah, I call people. It's like nine o'clock in the morning. I'm not ready. I don't give a fuck.

I am not gonna go back and forth. Text me, change that. The dumb thing made it the, the, the, that instead of this. It's like, I'm not fucking dealing with this shit. It's a two second phone call. Hey, what's up? Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah.

Cool. Talk to you later. It's a connection as humans call. Hey, what's up blah blah blah blah cool talk to you later It's a connection as humans that I will not give up for you millennial fucking pieces of garbage But the thing is I want to show you my big giant twisty green shit and I got a text you I don't mind those Texts Yeah, what about the brontosaurus one that was good right? Oh, he sent me a fun. It was that really your poop Yeah, it's about the Brontosaurus one. That was good, right? Oh, he sent me a fuck, it was that really your poop? Yeah.

Mine, boy. And he sent me a Brontosaurus. He sent me a poop and then sent me a cartoon character of a Brontosaurus. And you literally could put one over the other. And it would just, it would fit perfectly. It was terrible. You're the only guy that I'll text and write.

I just want to tell you that I'm thinking about you. I love you. You've meant so much to me in my life. And I just, I just think they're a special person, and you're upset. Dad, you fucking call to say that, and you think you, of all people, would understand how difficult it is

to express emotions. We've known each other for 15, 20 years. No, that's not true. We've known each other for eight years. We've known each other for not 10 years. 20 years. We've known each other for eight years. We've known each other for not 10 years. 20 years. We've known each other for 20 years. Eight years.

We've known each other for eight years. Yes. Okay. And you call me Josephine. Yes. Call me. Call me. Call me.

First he sends me a text message the other day. We might have a problem. It's like, what the fuck is this? What are you? We might have a problem is brutal. Here's the thing though. If, here's the thing I called him immediately, I called him immediately and he didn't pick up his phone.

I'm like, you just fucking text me. I know you're right there. Nobody texts and then hangs their phone. Nobody shuts their phone off anymore. Nobody. And then I started to tweet come out from him about the game and I was like, you motherfucker, I text him. I just saw a tweet, cock, fuck.

But sometimes people text because they're not able to talk on the phone. Like they're on the train, they're talking to their, you know, therapists, whatever. But I will accept this. Can't talk right now on the train. Like he was, he had surgery, so he really couldn't talk on his nose.

So it was my- Could you talk on his nose? You couldn't talk, his nose was hurting. So if he had said, dude, had surgery, can't really talk, I'm texting. I mean, I'm in, I got you. Just put that in there. What's your mic, okay?

I feel like you went up there. Why did it, once he ever had surgery on his nose? Cause he had us just- Oh, he did, he had to have stepped him. So, I mean mean it's just Call just talk to me too much too many phone calls for me. I'm sorry. I'm very busy I'm not into it nine o'clock nine thirty you can text me. I'm not yeah, you can text you're not gonna answer, but I can text yeah But you can text me

Much as you need Whatever your name Here's what I hate about I love you babe. No, I'm kidding. Here's what I hate about talking about. I love you, baby. You know I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Are you gonna feel, do I have to apologize after every job? Yeah.

Just take this. Yeah, wipe your tears up. Talking on the phone sucks is everything's happening around you. Talking on the phone sucks. Oh, okay, getcha. Because I'm watching the game. So now if I'm talking, I can't really watch the game. The other person's not listening properly because they're looking at other stuff.

I can hear it, or I can hear Max in your ear. Whereas a text, at least I have you for that moment. There's a, listen, when you're texting just to shoot the shit or, hey dude, blah, blah, I'm fine. When you're texting to talk to me and I gotta go nine deep into a fuck, 14 paragraphs, fuck your mother. Okay, that, I a fuck, 14 paragraphs, fuck your mother. Okay, that's not good. I like the fuck your mother.

I like the evidence though. I like to go back and really go, he did say three o'clock, okay. Yeah, I don't need evidence. I never have that. I'm a grown man. If I say something, I do it. And if I fuck up, I'll admit it.

And what I'm talking about is if you wanna talk to me, just call me. Right. I hate that shit. Don't fuck, cause it's like, okay, here's the thing. I'll give you two. If you text me and I text your back and then you text me again, I text you back.

We're done. Call me. How's that? Right. Does that sound good? So if it goes past two exchanges, this is a phone call. If it's two exchanges, okay, got it. That's a text.

I like that. Thing, thing. If I have to answer you a fucking third or fourth time, If it's two exchanges, okay, got it. That's a tax. Ving Ving. If I have to answer you a fucking third or fourth time, pick up the fucking phone. Is that fair? Is that fair? That's a lot. I'm sorry.

Is that not for you? You do what you want to do. Yeah. You just taxed me whatever you got to do. Well, Lewis does the thing. If you ever talk to Lewis on the phone, every time he's ever picked up the phone, he starts every phone call with me,

would be like, Phoenix, I got like 30 seconds, every time he's ever picked up the phone, he starts every phone call with me, would be like, Phoenix, I got like 30 seconds, what's up? And it's like immediately, like you have to jump onto a moving train, which he doesn't have, he has more than that. Yeah, there's plenty of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got almost nothing but time.

He's got plenty of time. I don't know what he is. He's late for everything. Yeah, that's because he's. Stone. I, yeah. He's fucking stone. And when he hangs up, he doesn't say goodbye. He just hangs. He never says goodbye. No, he just hangs up.

That's what they do on TV though. So I understand that. Who's that? Everyone, everyone on any kind of thing. What the hell is Lewis know about being on TV? Why are we, why are we joining? He watches it, he watches it. He watches it. All right, just for it. Yeah, I fucking just hate it. But anyways, you know, I love Verzi. I just can't hang up on Verzi. Cause that's just, there's certain guys I don't do that too.

I get it, but that would have been a good one because it was like a long answer. I wouldn't do it to you, Joe. Do you know why? You have done it to me. Okay. And then you would have evidence. answer. I wouldn't do it to you, Joe. Do you know why? You have done it to me. Okay. And then you would have evidence. I don't have the money to fight that. Have I done it? Do you have hung up on you? Maybe. I don't know. Oh, you just fucking you. You'll find out

at a lake house in 12 years. So you're smoking. That was a good scenario. Why is it? Did you see us? Oh, I saw her in a rondak chairs. Yeah, right little crickets. Yeah How do you make a cricket? Wow What the first time I ever tried that? He's heard so many of them throw his door If you don't think that's the video Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! November 5th. You should come out the same day. I laughed. I mean, I apparently I'm nothing because I laughed.

Yeah, you're right. That wasn't enough for you, you fucking mini cocks. Sorry. Yeah, you did your album that stand up New York. New York comedy club. New York comedy club. Yeah, yeah. Actually, I heard that on New York comedy.

Way better choice. It is, right? Yeah, yeah. New York comedy club's rocket. Yeah, it was sold out. It was great. I mean, it's, you know, York comedy goes rocket. Yeah, it was sold out. It was great. I mean, it's, you know, it's a small venue, but it's one of the first albums on Ryakass label. The first. The first album on the label is you. And we are, we're doing a big show next week. Yeah, at the stand at 10 o'clock on the sixth, right? That it's's yeah, the album's coming down the fifth the shows at the stands on the six album

You can get anywhere all over wherever you get comedy albums digitally on the fifth and then on the six we're doing a big show to announce a laugh button and 800 pound gorilla and riot cast of joint forces and We are doing a lot of great stuff and one of the first we did, we did an album with the magical Mike Fini. If you go to thestand.com, it's up there, the show on the set. What was that? Oh, it's someone just crash a fucking thing.

Yeah, I thought Steve Austin was coming in. I was on fire today. He always on fire. Thank you everybody. I'm trying really, I really enjoyed that. This is a different stance Yeah, not I want you to the website Bobby said unfortunately the stand. You said the stand up the stand and YC Yeah, but you you're blaming me. No, no, I made the mistake. No, you just made the mistake of listing to you

Fuck it. Gox. Sorry, I fucked up by trusting you. Yeah, what the fuck is that? No, my job is to not do that. What? You don't have to shut the fuck up and pull up to stand. Yeah, exactly. And you're still on this fucking page. Anyways, yeah, so we're not saying that.

We actually have some great new artists that we're gonna be doing albums with too. I'm very excited about these guys. 800 pound gorilla and in laugh button and the syndicate and the riot cast of fucking, we got a lot of great shit coming out. And I'm very excited. So next, next at 10 o'clock at the stand, we got a big show coming out. You're on it.

Your wife is on it. Yes, so excited about that. No funny business. No, what? What? I'm just saying don't like, you know, have sex with her. Your wife? Yeah.

You're on it, Voss is on it. Voss is on it, he's hosting. Well, this is on it, there's a bunch of people on it. Think Marille and Mackie. Yeah, yeah, we got keeping Joe guys on there. There it is. We got Joe Mackie. I got Sarah Rich Voss, Virgis on it.

It's a three hour show. It's a fucking hour. We're all gonna do it too, but we're announcing your album that night too, so I'm very excited. Hell yeah. So did you see this article today in the fucking, it came out of the BBC?

It says, BBC it says It has Kevin Hart's photo on it It's at the BBC and it says men are funny of them women studies claim whoops They did a Who wrote it they hung them Who ever wrote it? They Who wrote it? They hung them. They got whoever wrote it. They looked at the results of various studies in which people were asked the rate men and women's humor without knowing their sex first.

Researchers found that 63% of men were funnier than the average woman. The study looked at normal people rather than professional comedians to do the study. Yeah, that regular. That's the most hurtful thing I've ever heard. Yeah. So, there you go, girls. But they disguise their voices. The studies are in. I think it was just print, right? It was like, it was just like the jokes written, written jokes.

It was a study. It was scientific fact. I understand. It's written now. It's a fact. I always do that. Not comics, just regular people. Just normal, normal, undamaged.

As humans. If you go through regular humans, men are funny than women. 63%. Yeah, but women are better at doing dishes and vacuuming. That's true. That's true. It's a second dick.

Yeah, that's true. I'm not. I'm not. Good boy, good boy. I would say the men I know, in my experience. In my experience. I love how they just take Kevin Hart and stick him on this thing.

I know, but why wouldn't they have a normal person? Why put a comedian in the background about comedians? Because it's clickbait. It's clickbait. It's fucking clickbait. The men are funny than women study claims and then have Kevin Hart, one of the most popular comedians right now.

It's definitely clickbait. It's the BBC. Estimated to be worth $59 million. Who Kevin Hart? It's what it says on that. That's it or 45.7 million. It has to be more than that. Gabby's worth more than that. Fucking him and tonight. She's sip the coffee. What the fuck am I? Fucking pay Palam me requests every week. You fucking pick up the tab, you fucking rich lunatic.

This study will cripple bravery? What? This study will cripple bravery. Did you, I mean, as girl comedians. What is that wacky girl comedian? There are comedy duo, sibling duo. See, it's them. And they, yeah, they're siblings.

Maybe this is from the UK. Maybe that's what they were talking about Maybe these are UK comics. That's a good point So I mean British comics. Yeah, whatever. That's like a different game. Who gives a fuck? I mean, do we really I mean? I always needed this study. Yeah, well you asked for this. I mean funny's funny I know that I haven't been good enough forever. Like, I've known this a long time ago. I didn't know article. What? I've always known that I'm not good enough, Bobby. I so want to take advantage of your sensual. I know what the lights are. It's the end of course. She's just down out. She doesn't know what

happened. Now, why do they show all these comics? I don't get it. Because they spoke up on it. But who was this right here? This is Dr. Gill. Yeah, Dr. Gill says comedian Sarah Pascale is probably funny to the 99% of all males. Oh, it's a doctor. Well, now we're getting carried away with percentages. I want to watch some Sarah Pasco sets now.

Really? You want to watch it? Let's watch it. Turn it up. Hey. I mean, Larry, do you, does it matter to you? I mean, does that, as a woman comic, does it, does it matter to you, Gabby?

But, about. That's the article? Yes. Do you give a fuck, right? No, who cares? I don't even identify as a woman. You think women, what are you identifying as? Just, I'm just a comic. Oh, yeah

Sexualizing me. Yeah, I like that. I've never sexualized Fill analysis comedy night. That's a big credit Is this her? Yeah, that's her. Yeah sure But she's funny, right? I bet she's funny, but not. Oh, hi. Hello. Oh, God.

I stopped. Stop four minute comedy. Stop for one second. Four minute comedy. This fucking accent is going to be tough to get through. I like an accent. I bet I bet she's, if I was going to guess, we've all. Let's take a vote. We've done it.

All grade F to A, including plus and minuses. I'm gonna say, I'll watch it with an open mind and fairness and say C plus. That's what I'm predicting. C plus, what do you got? I'm hopeful, I'm gonna say B minus. Ooh, somebody has an album. Don't leave me.

Yeah. Somebody had a press person talk to them a couple of weeks ago, stay away from Lewis Gomez. Women are great, minorities are awesome, white people suck. I'm not basically on the gender, I'm basically on Tim and Alice, and the outfit and the never heard of her. And the title for Minicomity?

Yeah, so I'm, also it's five minutes and 28 seconds, so already, she's a liar. She goes over. I like people that speak their truth. But, Trace. D, D, run into this. I hate it already.

The outfit, the arrow, I hate it. The arrow. I said nothing to do with that. It does say applause in the background. I do. She says the arrow. I'm fucking exactly. It's like all a poundstone.

I think I'm thinking. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say an a Wow someone has a new record label coming up Okay, I'm gonna say in a mic. What do you got? It's awful hair. Yeah, be minus be minus I'm gonna say be and I like the outfit. Really? I know. It's a very happy outfit.

It is a way to wear that outfit. Now, we're gonna do this in Gabby's painting collection. We're gonna do this like the view. Okay, not the view, the voice. So, but instead of spinning your chair. I wanna be whoopee. I want you to, you have to,

when you're done, when you can't take anymore, you have to turn your chair around I wanna be whoopee. I want you to, you have to, when you're done, when you can't take anymore, you have to turn your chair around. Okay. Okay, that's fair. When you can't take anymore, you turn your chair around, okay. So, let's play.

Where is she is, she is funnier than 99% of all men in the world. In the world, as a doctor. Technically, that's gonna, that might be true

because we're concluding all men. In the world. And we're including comedians, only one percent are a doctor. Technically, that might be true because we're concluding all men. In the world. And we're including comedians, only one percent are comedians. Whatever, sure. But I bet my dad's funny in the her. Okay. And I've never heard him speak. I bet.

I bet two of my dad's funny in the her. All right, ready? One, two, three, go. In the radio. What's the one coming to? So, right, here's the thing. So, I'm here to talk about the sexual peak. A woman's sexual peak. Makes sense. Ah, wait. I'm going to pause you. Mike's already done. Mike hates women. Mike turned around.

Mike, you have to do the other way. All right, listen, Mike's done. I don't know. Mike, turn around. Mike, you have to do the other way. All right, listen, Mike's done, Mike's out already, okay. I'm very attracted to her if that means anything. What the fuck? I'm with it first of all. Before I had wrongs when I was a younger woman and you read about it in magazines. And it sounds like a really positive thing.

Like, oh, aging is really scary. You're gonna be all wrinkly with a beard and slow metabolism. But don't worry, there's a section. Oh, that's a pretty-menopause treat. We'll be the most sexual you've ever been. And it's not really worked out. It's a bit of a trick. So I'm 32.

Oh, Bob, he's at... We've got to punchline. There's no punchline yet. It's been a minute and six seconds. OK, hit me in the plug. Oh, that's what you meant by four minutes. This is going to pay off. Yeah, it starts in four minutes Four minutes until comedy. Yeah, I think I was gonna pay off big right here. All right, let's see

I'm the feel the most sensual that I've ever been and Oh, pervert That's what's happened this huge change and there's two things that are a problem with that number one I'm in a relationship with a boy and I fancy him too much. So that's a problem. I've never had this before. I've kind of fetishized him, like, I like watching his eat,

and I get jealous of him eating. Like, I've never wished you were a baguette. And I'm halfway turned around. Because I fancy him so much. I'm jealous of everything. And it's a really illogical thing. It's something that happens in your body not happens in your mind so intellectually I know that all of his past

relationships aren't infidelities but physically physiologically I react like they are and so like the other day last week he was telling me a story in the car at the university he'd once stayed up all night kissing this girl he hadn't had sex with her he'd just been up all night kissing and then the next morning he went straight to his lecture and he didn't even realise he had all glitter all over his face. And I have to be like that's fine that he just said that. Did she just have a seizure? So it just had to be like yeah great story. Same thing happened to me once. I was up all night banging all these Yeah, make it stop I'm listening I'm listening

I'm listening I'm tolerant. I'm a woman. You know, I mean I'm trying man. I really tried I really tried. I tried. Right. I'm out. I had a willy's in my hair. I was so embarrassed. To willy's like dick. Because of the sexual peak.

Because we have it at different times. It's nature's trick. This is what I think is really mean is that men have it when they're 18 and women have it when they're older. And an 18-year-old doesn't want to have sex with me. Any more than I want people to know that I've done that. And since this is horrible trick, so my boyfriend, he is in his 30s, which is when men start having a'r ysgwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i'r ffwch i' I don't make someone want to have sex with you more by crying with rage. Um... Okay. I just want to go out there.

Yeah! He's out! I'm still in! I'm still in! What in for punishment? Honestly, like, worst things have happened to me in my life that I have done. Is that what we're judging this off? Yeah.

The worst thing that's ever happened to you? No, I want to see the whole thing. You're gonna make us all fucking. Yeah. We're still in three minutes. It's not even not even fucking I'm ready. I'm fucking ready. I'm interested. You guys deserve this. I'm interested in the way that when Russell Brand talks about the human experience. Like some scented candles and shout, please get an erection.

Trim. She's just torturing us for that light saw thing. Yeah. She's just torturing us for that lice all thing. Yeah. This is my fault. You're a sick bitch. Yeah. Oh, here's the thing. This is what's not fair about it when I was a kid. She had a hundred headphones.

I just saw the necklace. I don't like the outfit anymore. I can't. Please, Trixie. Now, boys were having a sexual peak. She has the set written on both hands. Yeah, she does. Out of colliteness or to stay friends or to say thanks for the lift.

Because it was more embarrassing to have a conversation about not wanting to sleep with someone. That was more awkward than just doing it. And so I did. And I think men find it so easy to say no in my experience because of the- She's talking about getting raped, basically. So many. Oh, God.

How- How do I need to do this under my- Wow. Yeah. She's talking about getting raped basically. Oh God. How? Think man is like oh, I didn't want to hurt us feeling Tracy. I'm never having you on the show This is your last fucking time. What have a stanchor making right now? Fucking Turn around. Turn around. Every now and then, have a little bit of it. Turn around. Turn around. That was good. That's dumb. Listen, what's her name again?

Sarah Pasco. Listen, listen, here's the thing. You set the bar too high for poor Sarah. You said funnier. Yeah. 99% funnier than all males. It sounds like she's maybe new. And maybe it has 88,000 viewers,

or 80,000 viewers. Because comedy, in other countries, oh, she might be a lot better. Comments. Comments on ABC in 2015. Comedy in other countries is, it's like soccer.

We don't get soccer. We don't like it. They're trying to force it down our throats for fucking ever and we refuse to fucking watch it no matter who's in it and we like football. And here we like a certain style of comedy. We'll accept a one-man show here and there. And then out there they like this type of stuff.

We have to, what kind of, what kind of, huh? They like stupid brawds. Brawds. What the fuck is this? You're the one that wouldn't turn around. Yeah, because I They like stupid brawds. Brawds! What the fuck is wrong? You're the one that wouldn't turn around. Yeah, because I felt like you guys deserve to listen to that. She tortured.

Yeah, I bet the A-B-A that finger banged there and never called the back. That's right. I bet the A-B-C ones better. It's got 144,000 views. It's much more recent. All right, let's try it again. I feel bad, do we go?

We go. Why? She got an outfits better. She looks hotter. Thank you so much. She's incredible. Better start. You have FHM here.

I don't know what that is. The magazine? Yeah. Him. What? Him magazine. Thank you. It stands for Him magazine.

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No, there's good lines it. Yeah, I thought there's good lines and it too. It's just I sometimes She's funny. Okay. I mean look whatever, but she's not, she's not 99% funny than all fucking men. That's just to radiculate. I think to say, Jessica Kiersten's funny than 99% of all men. She's 99% funny than all people. Right. Well, but men are funny other women. So, you know, if you're funny other than that, you're mad.

Says, he's more. He's more. Fini, get that. I just wanted, that's the title of the show. Mike says, men funnier than women. I also think in the crowd watching a video never translates. If you were alive,

would be like, oh, this chick's good. First of all, don't call her a chick. Second of all, sorry. This is how it works, brod. Whoa. This broid. Yeah, I mean, who gives a fuck? This comedy is so subjective anyways.

What does those people look? how many people are there. Comedy's subjective. I'd kill for that out of funny bone on a Saturday, second show. I'd fucking murder for that crowd. The Melbourne comedy festival. And I'd love comedy subjective, and I wish you didn't subject us to that.

But this one was your idea. No, I'm kidding. I liked it. I thought she was great. And I might bump into her. And that's why you should vote for Joe for mayor because You know you do I love it. It's a great city. Well, I don't I mean look we're not saying she's not funny It's just you know she's not the funniest. She's not Patrice Hey, I think we're spoiled to in New York. We see so much fucking

Holy shit comedy and comedy has changed too. Comedy used to be funny the whole time. Every 30 seconds making people laugh. That's what funny was. Now it's a little more people like this thought out a little longer explanation to the punch. Just one punch, a couple tags. So, I'm a commentary. It's a little different now, I think. I agree. Yeah, but you can find punchy people. There's all sorts of things. Ah.

Yes, but I wish Lewis was here. Well, that's my problem. I've never in my life when I want Lewis here, as much as I have right now, just to have him go shut the fuck up. Well, that's the thing with this. I just, this is not my kind of comedy and I'm with you. I like, punch, I say this all the time. There's certain big comics that are story tellers or whatever. I'm like, this is great.

I understand it's great. I like fucking bits. I like a lot of bits. Yeah, boom bang. I said this and then I said that. great. I like fucking bits. I like a lot of bits. Yeah. Boom bang. I said this. And then I said that. I'm bang.

I think the other one. Yeah, I think it's the, I mean, my soccer analogy was pretty much perfect. Yeah. And I got no credit for it. But whatever, I'll let it pass. I think we all laughed and agreed. Well, I think, did you?

Credit. I wanted a little more. I like soccer more than I like this. I don't like soccer. They try to make me watch it. I don't like it. Who's that? I agree.

Who's that? The government people. The government people. It's like a clockwork orange. That's how I felt just now. Neil. Oh, yeah. You're right.

Every soccer fan is like, no, you gotta try it. Yeah, no, no. I was there live. It is pretty great. Like I went to a soccer game in Spain and that was insane. Yeah, that was awesome. It was anything. 70,000 people singing and chanting is great.

But on TV, it is. I went to a live set show. It was amazing. We were like, it's kind of boring. What were me jerking off on my set of the bed telling the dog, get out of here. Here's another analogy. Please, give me another analogy. A lot of times comedy like this, for me, it's like these Marvel comic book movies.

Yeah. I understand it's good, sure. You did a great job. Yeah. I don't like it. You don't like those movies. It's not for me. I'm team scourcazing.

Everyone loves it. That's great. To me, this is garbage. I understand that it's good. I'm not saying she's garbage. I'm saying certain kinds of comedy, certain kinds of movies. You're like, I understand the Hulk is a fucking masterpiece. I don't like it. The Hulk was not a masterpiece. Whatever movie. All right. What were you? So you believe what what Scorsese said? Oh, Scorsese. I would never loved a man more in my life. I was saying it away before

he or theme. Really? Yeah. And then when fucking copula doubled down, he's like, he didn't go far enough. I wanted to suck both their dicks at the same time. And I've always wanted to suck their dicks anyways. Imagine signing with not them. You know what I mean? Imagine signing with the CGI like Michael Bezos of the world. I mean like, no, that's a film.

Well, that's a movie. Here we go. This is going to get weird. You took it to a mere place. Mike, Bobby's going to scream and shout and sit on your face now. First of all, I would never sit on your face. And what was that? That's what I would do if you sat on my face.

What are you doing, stop that. I love my face. Give a note that you'd be a good friend, Trilliquist. Yeah, that was a mouth. Yeah. Ooh. That little mouth. Oh, probably fucks. What? That wasn't me.

I think that Marvel movies and DC movies, especially Batman begins, the Batman dark night. Yeah, those are Christopher Nolan. Those are filmmakers. Yeah, those are great films. And they're fucking DC and their comic book movies. I think the Avengers, the last two were fucking epic movies. I think Iron Man one was a fucking amazing, really. I left the theater. No, you did not. But again, I understand. I'm like, no, it's good. I get it. It's very well done. You get the thing and he flies. All right. I don't care for Robert Downey Jr.

What? What? I don't, I don't all die on this hill. You lost me. Oh my God. I think nobody buys his apple. I think he's a little pretentious. Well, they're all pretentious, they're all.

You are saying that? Yeah. I think about how much that means. It's pushed me a little bit to be like, I'm, you know, young comics around the city. I listened to this right now and I was, what the fuck did he just say? I think many.

I think many. That's the only one that I've ever seen. That's the only comic book movie I've ever seen in my life is Iron Man. And did you like it? I went with a guy with, it was like a white guy with dreads. What is he have to be white? Because a white guy with dread is a specific type is he have to be white? Because a white guy with Dredz is a specific type of person.

Is it really? Thank you. What is he understanding? It's not good. It's not a good person. Why is he, why, what is he, I don't know. I like all white guys. We try.

Nope. I don't know. I'ma try a little better. Yeah. Whoa. I like that kid. Yeah. We're gonna suck white people the best white power.

Put that at the end. Go ahead. Yeah, Bobby's saying white Chubby white girl dates black guys First of all, he was white. Okay, so you date black guys. I date all black guy That's a black guy. Yeah, one you dated more than one. How are you? I've seen you you've seen me do what Bobby on dates. Hey I've seen you you've seen me do what Bobby on dates. Hey, yeah Why did you have to What the fuck he just did me in the window

I brought it I see how it was perceived me yeah, however No, I meant that you you were going to blow in your face on the window, but that is, now I'd like to amend my act out to that, if that's a funny or a thing. No, it's fine. I'm glad you did that. He called me and Chubby. I'm glad you did that. Because I'm Chubby too.

You know what, I'm not self-aware. So you know what? What? What? Anybody mind? Self-awareness. Yeah, that was good. Listen, you know what I think, the opposite with white

chicks with dredds. It's not good. I love it. I've, the opposite with white chicks with dreads. It's not good. I love it. I've been with two white girls with dreads. Really? It's sexy as all hell. I was with two girls, white girls with dreads in one night. They were high here at the seller, years ago.

Yeah, I don't know. Were they together? No. You found the only two white girls with dreads in the seller. No, I knew one of them the other one I met here and I hooked up with one of them downstairs in the closet Okay, it was my birthday and she came and then the other one showed up after that and we hooked up later. Would you put out an ad? I

Alright Are you gonna save her? go ahead, you fucking... Can you go back to the white guys with Dred's page? Sure. Because one of these guys looks like Norman. Look at that guy in the middle with the pink, the yellow fucking tank top, the neon tank top. Right there. He does a little bit.

That looks like Mark with Dred's. That does. That does. That really does. Like it's kinda dead on. What if it was Mark with Dred's? His twin, I said Dred's. Fucking dead on what if it was Mark with dreads his twin I said dweads fucking mush mouth That's pretty wise. I think you guys are crazy. I think that that really does I

Think you're crazy. I think that I think that that DC movies Marvel movies Marvel movies are fucking epic masterpieces now. But I think they used to suck. I think now, because they're getting the, to say Robert Downey Jr. is not a great actor. I didn't say that. What'd you say? He said, he's a little to pretentious for me.

I think he's not a good actor. What do you say he stinks? I mean, I know if he's in something, I'm already a little less excited about it. And it's gonna be harder for me to get through it. You're talking about Chaplin? You don't have those actors. So yeah.

You're just like, I just don't like their face, I don't like their energy. You don't have anybody in the world that you can think of that you're just like, there's somebody, some actor that you're like, I can't. Oh, I get a lot of people like that. Rich Voss. He's not any, he's done. Yeah, I get a lot of people like that. Rich Voss. He's not an actor.

He's done. These are what I think about these Marvel movies. They are, they're just cash in. They just go, let's make another one. We're gonna make our 50 million. I'm sure they're artistic, but there's no, creative, they're just like, I was just making another one.

We'll make a ninth one. It's gonna make 20 million. I thought they're trying to get the big bucks. I thought Deadpool was great. I thought Deadpool was really funny. I thought they're trying to get the big bucks. I thought Deadpool was great. I thought Deadpool was really funny I thought Deadpool was awesome and it's those adventure movies I tried to watch one it came on on a plane and it just is like so there the script right it's so cheesy and corny and Everyone's got their little slogan that come in at the worst. It just is it's very predictable to me hang on one second

It's very predictable to me. Hang on one second. Vontime. Hey buddy, you're live on the air. I'm doing my podcast right now. You're right. Who is that? That was my agent. Nope.

That's about sums it up. I mean, if I was ever going to explain my career and people who people who are in charge of it, I think that's pretty much sums it up. It's a nice fucking fuck you. What's that, Paul? You think that that's what Paul was calling about? I don't know what the fuck Paul's calling about. I hope he's probably going to take it. I wish he would text it to me now. I was going to say, aren't you thinking about it in the back of your head the entire time? Like, what the fuck was he? What did he say we might have a prop, you know? No. No, why?

There's no problem that with Versi that there's not a problem. It's like, you know, what could it be? You don't know. This is the question. No, because I've got, here's the thing if I had, if I was, if I had done something or something was in the, then you're like, oh, fuck, there's nothing. You should soul search. I think that's good advice.

Yeah. Cosine and he's cosine and I'll tell you about winking. Don't wink. Did I wink? I didn't know I winked. You were like this. Do I hate the feeny wink? Real RDJ movie.

Hulk move baby. Tell you about the wink We actually have that conversations about the wink and the point the point when it's the point wink that I'll fucking snap Point wink is bad the point wink is terrible. That's just what got that doesn't like But then he goes to junior then he got Oh, I had a click. Hey, gotta add the have the click. I feel like I'm cracking noise now. If he had the click, I fucking want to punch him. What does it, how do you do it? Not allowed. You can do it one time. I want a snap.

I want a snap. It's like a gay gunfighter. I was at a bullets. Gotcha. So creeps to kids tour was fucking killing it. I'm very excited. Thank you all the fans for showing up. I'm going to get a snap.

I'm going to get a snap. I'm going to get a snap. I'm going to get a snap. I'm going to get a snap. I'm going to get a snap. I'm going to get a snap. I'm going to get a snap. I'm going to get a snap. I, uh, so creeps to kids tour was fucking killing it. I'm very excited. Thank you. All the fans were showing up this week.

Uh, we're in Jersey Red Bank. Take a still available and, uh, saturday night we're in, uh, Staten Island. Oh, S.I. Staten Italy. St. George's Theater, right? Yeah, St. George's Theater. It's fucking great. Staten Island Red Bank is beautiful.

We did, uh, of course, Redding and Pittsburgh and the Long Island last week, Friday night was fucking off the chain in the Boston show at the Wilbur was fucking nuts. Your mom went, right? What'd she say? It was awesome. Fuck it, I couldn't believe it.

It was the best show we've had. We're in a groove now. Now we're having fun. We do that panel at the end and we're just fucking off. Do you close? Do you close? Yeah, Vos host, Florentine, Bennington just goes up and fucking murders.

I bet. It's literally like, I'm like, Jesus Christ, I really set myself up. At the underground, he was. Because I can't bomb. Because if I bomb after Bennington, we have a panel to do. I have to go back up, you know, so it's a little nerve wracking, but he is so fucking good. Everybody's killing it, but he really fucking knocks it out of the park.

You're a picture of you guys. Boston was fucking awesome. Man, we had this girl, Paris, who is the videographer for France? No. And God's Mac. Oh, wow. And she's a, I've known her a bunch of times. I've seen her a bunch of times with Sally,

who's awesome, friend of mine comes to the show. I just love them. And she actually came and filmed. She was like a fly in the wash. She was so good. She got so much good shit of us that I love, because we're releasing all this footage. We're trying to document as much as we can.

Boss took me to his, the first day we go to his house. He goes, you wanna see my basement, where I shoot Bowen Harrow's, and I was like, all right, I'm gonna go. What is he, Logan? Listen to me, I have this video coming out. I have to show it.

It's like from me to you. It's in a townhouse, it's townhouses. So he has like a little, he has a closet that you can kind of open the door and walk in. He has two punching bags right next to each other. I go, why too? He goes, once for kick in and once for punching. I'm like, what the fuck?

Then he takes a bow and arrow out, and he has a target, and he has to stand in the hallway, because there's not enough room in the fucking room, and he shoots a bow and arrow. And dude, the first one misses, it starts rickishing on pipes. Who's a fucking nightmare? I didn't know he was that kind of guy.

Dude, he has all his survival shit is from Marble Miles. You don't hear a lot of elderly Jews with bow and arrows. That's a super hero of Saludu. That's a Marvel comic. An old Jew that golfs during the day and shoots people with arrows at night and has a list. That would be a character. You got no big time. I'm not able to long. Voss man. We're driving to the gig in Boston and he starts,

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And he blocks him. Then we're on stage at the Wilbur and he gets everybody goes, can you guys, we're literally in the middle of this thing goes, everybody do me one favor, take your phones out. And he gets everybody to take their phones out. I need you to block Sam Roberts. So he had like fucking hundreds of people just blocking him live.

That's awesome. And we video did, we put it up and then Sam goes on the show, the next day with Canon. I know it was Ian Finance and he goes, yeah, he had all these people block me and all this stuff. And I wasn't, I was just describing the video. I wasn't saying, like making fun of him. The video was him on the show that we have the new video app on on serious the video is him spitting his breakfast into the microphone.

I was just I wasn't making fun I was describing you can see boss in the video if he stopped for one second and watch the video link that was in the tweet he would have saw himself spitting his breakfast into the fucking way. Yeah. So it was for nothing. Did he unblock him? No, now they're gonna ban him from St. Jim and Sam's show. Wow. Nice. I did the last one with him. Which one? The one that he got blocked for. Then he got banned for. You did. I did. That was it. Really? How was it? It was fun. You love Vos.

Uh, Vos is cool. He's an ace guy. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think it's funny. Whoever's Instagram page looking at it, they don't follow Bobby. That's Bobby. That's me. Oh, you're allowed to follow yourself? No. Well, it's not logged in to anyone.

It's not logged in. Oh, I see. Yeah, that's me. All right. Well, I thought that was going to be a fun gag. And I know it's a probably. I know it's you a page, but it says follow. It says it's like follow your page.

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's Robert's page. Hi, well, we'll go in a segue to fucking the read. Oh, what time is it, Mike? That's almost two. So is it. Well, let me try this app first before you do that. Okay, I need my glasses.

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Yeah, covered. I've heard it, it's so funny. That's what a different one. It's like a shitty disposable. You gotta get a man's key. I know, but I'm saying the disposable ones, those are the ones that Nikki and Kutcher have. Do you use it on your balls?

Oh yeah, yeah. Bye. I don't invest in my balls enough. You have to do it. You gotta get married. I haven't shaved my balls in eight years. Really? Just a wild bush.

It looks insane. He's married. It looks like the Everglades. Are you married? Yeah, that's before you were, I think. Yeah, he was married before you the Everglades. Are you married? Yeah. Before you were, I think. Yeah, he was married before you. How long have you been married?

Four years. That's fucking disrespectful. Before you. Wow. Well then. Yeah. Gee, whiz. What?

I just thought I would just do it for her. It doesn't mean anything. And it doesn't mean nothing. He's not better than you. Yeah. His hair's not better than your hair. That was certainly the implication, wasn't it? I mean, no, was it? No. That was certainly the implication wasn't I mean no was it no

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Oh, it's a parking thing. Oh, I'm sorry. I understand. Oh, we can qualify it. You have to feed your meat about right now. No, it's 230 on my phone. I understand. I'm going to have to do it.

Of course I know how to do it. Will you do mine? Of course I know. Here's the number. You have to set up the credit card. I set it up already. It's all ready to go, sweetie. I can to do it. Of course I know how to do it. Will you do mine? Of course I will. Here's the number. You have to set up the, you gotta set up your credit card. I set it up already. It's all ready to go, sweetie. I can't eat the olive tree after. I want to do salmon. What do you want salmon? I'll give you salmon. I'll give you a salmon and a Caesar.

Go on. I mean, I'm in real healthy now. I love that you can just say that guys you say. I'll give you a fucking match. Whatever it is, yeah. Whatever it is. You want to to sum to reason oh that one actually yeah yeah say the one double on time to the works you want some Pepsi call with ice on your chin I give it to you

I'm starving I know you're starting healthy I cut out all the carbs and the sugars um so problems unfortunately this number is not right oh wait don't put in the dash no I'm not putting in the dash but there's there's only six numbers all right can I have, don't put in the dash. No, I'm not putting in the dash, but there's only six numbers. All right. Can I have this? Remember that scene in big when he goes, you're so securing, I was missing two digits and he goes, Oh, 12.

That is somehow still gets paid. I yeah, it's six digits. Great film. How could they make? How is that it right there? Let me see right there. It's the number on the meter. Yeah. I You actually wrote down your way. Oh, yeah, you gotta look. Is it there anywhere? Can you see give me that? She really is she was watching this video Business Tracy that's the thing. She was watching. Like a nine-year business Tracy. That's the thing about Tracy. She was wearing a resume. She was wearing a resume. Oh my God.

That is a fun thing to do to somebody of you. If they give you their phone, you just start going like this very fast to their pictures. They might not panic. We're eye-parked and they'll actually take it too. No, just go, yeah, just go. 106-338.

What do you mean? 106. Just put in 106-338. But I'm gonna fucking turn it all ticket. You won't, but go ahead. What are you talking about? Cuz they don't give a shit as long as they scan it and they see that you've parked for two hours. You're good Chase is very wise. I'm like really smart. No, I mean

I want a lot of that's not true. I think you're very smart. I would say wise. Let's show you a thing That's what I was trying to do. All right, I didn't know that but you're flipping through things You have a flipping thing this phone is 8,000 pounds. Joe? I'm sitting there. Oh, I'm so happy. Oh! Oh!

I'm doing one a day. Yeah. Why would you? Did you do it? I didn't even feel like I'd had the, the cashier to make that. I was like, I got to defer to the, you know-a to make that. I was like, I gotta defer to the, you know. Yeah, he just did that.

Yeah. He's gonna make me something. I just wanna nod it at the camera like, you know. Huh. We're good. Yeah. I think we're good, right? That's gonna work.

You're a prom, you're gonna pay the ticket if it's hasn't. I'm very rich. Are you rich? I'm worth 59, would you say? No, how much money did you get? What, what is that even mean? How much money I got? Like, my bag? Yeah, I mean, I own a house. What the fuck? You want a house? Yeah, I can mortgage it for your ticket if you want. Do you really own house?

Of course I do. Stop saying it like these guys don't. Look at me. What do you mean look at you? None of what you're saying is answering any of our questions. I do. What's your house? Thank you, Gardens.

Oh. Is it your house or does somebody die of it? No, it's mine. You bought it? Of course I did. Yes. With mine. I'm not going to be a house. I'm not going to be a house. I'm not going to be a house. I'm Oh. Is it your house and it's somebody dying to give it to you?

No, it's mine. You bought it? Of course I did, yes. With my money from my job. What's your job? I used to work in media for years. No shit. How old you look so much?

I'm much 22. Thank you so much, Bobby. You do. No, I'm 35. Really? Oh my God, you're a lot older than I thought you were. Thank you so much. It was the fantasy for me.

Sorry about that. It's alright. I can act rule as the fantasy for me. Sorry about that. I can act younger if you'd like. Go ahead, try. Just, I went to Catholic school. You did. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. I'm still up the outfits.

I'm still up the outfits. Yeah. Really? Yeah, the books. I'm in school right now. What are you going to school for? I'm going to school for social media and communications. Where?

Community College at Queen's. No, I'm going online. Okay. I'm going to school for social media and communications. Where? Community college at Queen's. No, I'm going online. Okay. University. Yeah. Oh, she's I think community college. No, online. That's a state. Southern New Hampshire University. I'm not kidding. We should put Mike through school. Mike, what school? What would you want? What's what skill would you want to learn? Carpentry. You can't do that online. She had that ready to go so fast. I'm actually gonna get you great carpentry online. A Mexican carpenter. That'll be the day. There's a lot of them We got it dumb dumb. Oh

Shit man, this is fun. This is great. I mean I'm gonna have you back on the show more too. Yeah, thanks Well, you don't do it a night. There's a whole weird Specified just I know I love Wednesdays and you don't want these guys next time. I like these guys Well, you said you don't like other people I was asking questions I said there's nine people. It looked like the E Street band. Should we just Clarence and Bruce? I'll be Bruce, you'll be Clarence.

Well, you're not finding Bruce. You're not gonna find? Yeah, I like the big Max, the big man. I'm not a sex player. I'm not gonna find the Max in the back. Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, oh, she, I played a sex player. I don't know enough names of the E Street band.

She's Bruce's wife. Tracy, Patty, similar. The redhead that comes out and ruins each song. Her name's Patty and I don't think enough names of these things. She's Bruce's wife. Tracy, Patty, similar. The redhead that comes out and ruins each song. Her name's Patty and I don't think she ruins anything. You don't think that. Next to her, a pop and carton. You don't think Patty ruins the fucking songs. Oh, really?

No. Be crazy. Whatever. You know, Patty? Kind of. I know. You do with her once. Yeah.

Yeah, in the home video. You didn't hang out with her. I did. I sat next to her. You sat next to her. That's not hang out with her. You sang Hey Jude together. Ah. I liked touched. You didn't sing it together.

What part of that? She sang it. You sang it. That's right. Along with fucking 1100 of the people. 1100. So the garden. She's a guitar now.

How many was it? Oh. Love a woman that plays a guitar. She's so cool. Is she? Yeah. You know like that. You know her. No, kind of sexy. A woman who plays guitar, a woman who plays bass. Bass. I always like the bass player, but.

Why? Bass is sexier for summaries or on a woman. Cause it's low notes. Not on a guy. Yeah, the guy. Absolutely. A guy bass player. Guys are good.

No, that's not even true. Yeah. No, it's absolutely true. To me, it's true. To me, it's true. To me, it's true. To me, it's true. It's true. That's all you can get. You can't get the lead singer guitarist or drummer. You have to go bass.

The drummer? The drummer's the hottest. No. No. The drummer's the worst. I think it goes lead singer. No, they're jacked. Lead singer, drummer, guitarist.

Yeah, because a drummer can fuck. Yeah, the drummer does this shit endurance. What's up? Yes, no shirt, no shirt. I like the bass players. Huh? I like the bass players. He took that as a dig at him.

You can see that. Yeah, I like the bass players. I like shirt. Yeah, I like the bass players. Huh? I like the bass players. He took that as a dick at him. Did you see that? Yeah. Some of them have to wear black t-shirts, but...

Some of them have to wear... Some of them have to wear... 2x t-tall from fucking DXL. We can all agree that the keyboardist is the least sexy. Yeah. That's great. It's weird, because I also... There was that genre.

That's because they're dads of fucking keyboard player. There was that genre of music that was around the early 2000s, where they were kind of like all those like punk and like emo bands, where it was like people screaming and mosh-pitting, but then there was like a keyboardist who had to try and like mosh on the keyboard. It's really the dorkiest instrument.

Yeah. You only move your fingers. Yeah, yeah. But you have nice, you have nice, a nice ass because you're standing the whole show. Yeah. And you got to kind of like lean on switch between organs, right? And one of the bands that I saw,

you talk about my dad's ass all the time. And I think we need to talk about it. Hey, your dad's got a nice ass. And I didn't know that until I saw them live, and I was like, holy shit. I mean, I saw them before live, before I knew. Yeah, but you brought this up to him? Yeah, it's got a nice bum. Got a great bum. Yeah.

How old you dad? 50s. Yeah. Fucking great ass for the 57 year old. Okay. And it's because you stand in like fucking this the whole time, like this. And a low lunge. Because he's standing like fucking this whole time like this Yeah, it takes a lot of fucking core and ask about mandolin doesn't play the man do is that hot at all? Yeah, that's hot. Yeah. If you're homeless, you play the mando. Now, homeless mando is fucking hot.

Wait, would you say that Billy Joe is in sexy because he plays the man? Billy Joe's Billy Joe is in the animal. He's great. Yeah, Billy Joe. Billy Joe is sexy though. He gets off the keyboard. He goes right onto the guitar. He's dancing. He's doing duet. Billy Joe is sexy to a certain girl. Yeah, I love him. That lives a new one. That lives a long island. Yeah, that lives a long island. They're not Billy Joe's not sexy to a certain girl. Yeah, I love him. That lives a new one. A new one. On island. Yeah, that lives a long island. They're not, Billy Joe's not sexy to most women.

No, but Billy Joe now he's not aging well. Yeah, aging well. He's a big, young Billy Joe's. Every his fuck machine. No, he wasn't aging well when he was younger. He's not great looking, but I'd still do it because he's Billy Joel. Yeah, sure, sure.

You know what women like? Sad eyes. Sad eyes. Yeah, like a sad eyes. Sad eyes. Yeah, like a sad like. Like a puppy. Yeah, I said that. That's what women are into. They want you to be like this.

I think Billy Joel's better looking now than he was when he was younger. Nope, nope. And he looks so much like Darth Vader, it's insane. It's insane. It looks. It doesn't even make sense how close he is to fucking,

what other guys name is Anakin or what's his name? Yeah, you got it. Anakin, yeah. The fucking last thing they take the thing off, they look identical. Just to burn victim. Yeah. I don't know.

That's not true. He drove head on into too many trains. Holy shit. He just left his car there. Oh my god. He's in both movies. Oh, that's Billy Joe playing the harmonica, actually. Yeah.

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at me like this. And I was going like this. That's hilarious. You're like a cartoon bear. Yeah. Like this little like a pie smoke coming by. Yeah. You're like, just flouts towards it.

Yeah. Very soft lips. You're like, just floats towards it. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, anytime, Bobby is the best lips in the game. It's got great lips. We're talking to him once, we had a competition.

And I won. Yeah, you did. Lewis has good lips, too. Lewis has good lips, but they smell like poop. Okay. I know. Oh, poo lips. Oh, poo lips, kill, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go whatever of the whatever. Oh, lips. We've found out that his fucking his logo was a fucking co-bro. Yeah.

It wasn't a real, I'm a rattle snake, but that's a car. Oh, shit, yeah. But he kept it. I got a, I got admire that he kept it. All right, listen guys, this has been an amazing show. Are we done? Are we done? No, we take it. We ride, we know, you know, it works. this has been an amazing show. Are we done already? No, we take it.

Well, we ride, you know, it works. Ride off into the sunset slowly. Very slowly on this show. Yes. You know, I'm having a... You got... are you hungry? Very hungry. I cut out all the crap and now I'm starving all the time.

You know, I've been eating fucking... I've been... I watched this thing... Friend of my Richard Roberts and posted this doctor and he said that... The American diet is eat whatever you want as much as you want whenever you want. He said what you should do is there's three things. You should be fasting for a certain amount of hours. You should be cutting out certain things and you should be cutting down your quantity. And at all times, you should be pulling at least two of those levers.

At all times, you should have, you should either be prolonging between meals, shrinking how much you eat, or having less carbs and less sugar, you should be pulling, and I was like, what the fuck it makes sense? So I started taking out the sugars, no more sugars. Same.

Very little carb, like low carb wrap type thing for lunch. And then I don't, I have an eaten past dinner. So at six o'clock, I don't eat till the next day, until 10 or 11. You haven't been doing all those things too. And I feel way better, my heartburn has gone away. Yes. I Steve told me that the main thing with a gird and reflux

is eating all the carbs. It's unprocessing, you're not processing the carbs and the bread, so I've been cutting it up for a week and I feel a lot better. And this has been a nine month epidemic. And not eating late at night. Yeah, I haven't been doing this the whole time. I never eat past like, I'll never eat dinner

past like nine o'clock, always before that. Oh, like, mix in a little sweet thing. But that I had been doing, but I've been eating croissants and macaroni and pasta and bread. Because I thought it wasn't spicy. But it's not the spicy. It's all the fucking carbs. Even like brown rice and shit?

Like, even that? Wow. Yeah. I've been told so many times that I need to eat, I need to like, do two to one carbs to like protein ratio to try and put on weight. Are you trying to put weight on? I mean, not a lot, but if you try,

I can't keep anything on. That's the problem. Slides right off. Wow. I wish I had that problem. It's not a problem, man. I wish I had that problem. We could get that.

You say that, but it's, yeah. I like healthy stuff. I like to work out. You're a vegan though. You're shit's healthy, right? Yeah, how do you eat as a veteran? Vegan is also totally not true. I mean, a lot of vegan stuff is super,

like those impossible burgers, it's like every processed thing in one thing. It's a lot of processed stuff. Yeah, it's like, and super, I even like that van, I went to like Van Lewins place and I was like, oh, let me get vegan ice cream, that'll be better. And the guys like, this is actually significantly more

sugar in this because of the coconut milk and all the other stuff they have to use to make it like, be as good. It's actually way worse. No shit. Yeah, but it's just for people that, you know, don't want to, if they're vegan or if they don't want to have like die out of dairy. That's why vegans are always mushy.

Or just, I feel like they're like, willowy, you know, and I mean, the mushy and the lions. There's no, there's no, there's no, there's no crack to them. They're elbows? The mushy and the lions. There's no, there's no, there's no, there's no cut to them there. Elbows are always mushy. Summer ripped. But a lot of them are mushy. The ones I've seen.

Anytime somebody's like, I'm a vegan, I look, I'm like, oh, you're mushy. They call it a mushy. Yeah, you're the mushy. You're not mushy. I'm not mushy. You're a little lion. You're a little lion.

I have a, This is how not mushy. You are a mic stuck up for you. Look now, I'm mushy. I got I got a character Brian vegan I really made I mean all these queens and fruit I like me Brian vegan

I like it. I want to do it in sticker treat, but that's all I have. What else do you have? Like a three-second set. That's great. What's another Brennan vegan joke? That's all I got. You got to have one more. I give you walking around eating all these eggs and chickens.

Do I have brains? You could do, you could do, you could do, you could do, you could say that and then do a minute and a half, or just like like I browse faces Brian vegan Brian vegan You should do you probably sell out now I thought about doing it, but I think it would stick one year at sticker treat I did Kenny Bania from Seinfeld

Just but nobody knows what I guess the reference is a bomb. I don't look like him. It was really bad. Why are you in the times? Yeah, which is why old. You were. You were. And then they used our photo for the New York Times to promote Sticker Tree. Because the one year, that was our apex.

We did Blues Brothers. And we actually sang. That was his apex. Yeah, we. But I mean, in terms of Sticker Tree, we did, we actually came out, we did Soul Man, we sang the whole song actually, we had the ham cuff detach to the briefcase,

we had a choreographed, we actually went all out for this thing, and then we did it, oh there it is, but yeah, I mean, look at that, it's a great Mindy's the best, right? Yeah, I enjoyed this year, what you guys did better. We did Stattler at Waldorf this year, which was fun. I don't know if there's a video of it up,

but yeah, but we just did it. We just did it yesterday or two days ago, I guess it was. But it was fun. I enjoyed that. Yep, Segala meets the same fate as Belushi. Oh, he's right there. He doesn't have enough money to do it. Yeah, that's the one.

That's in New York Times. That's a great picture. Up, up, up, up, up, up. Yeah, right there. Yeah, it was called as midsy. It was pretty, where is that? What is this? It's a knitting factory.

It's stick-a-treat. It's Norman and Matt Rubies show. They do it every year for like, this is, I think, that's the 12th of a year. And you have to dress up and do what? You play a famous comedian or other people do like, we're like JP McDade this year did Bernie Max Sanders. So it was like Bernie Max.

So I would do like a John, uh, you do a different, anybody. John, John Pannette. Yeah. John Oliver. Yeah, Pannette would be good. I could do John Pannette. Be great.

You could do Ralphie Mae. Yeah, and you can either do his material or just add. Yeah. That's fucking sick. This is dead. I could do it. Canis and... You know what the saddest thing was, someone Ralphie passed away.

God bless him. Somebody said, now Bob Kelly is the fattest comic. Oh. I was like, yeah, well, I'm sure there's somebody. I mean, it was a compliment that I was up there with those guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was also, I was like, come on. But we really, we did, it was really fun this year,

but we fucking bombed so hard because like you, we did a way too deep of a cut last year. We decided to do a scene, we did spark a Chris Farley and David Spey, we did a scene from Black sheep, not even Tommy Boy, Black sheep and nobody got it. And it ended so badly, it bombed so hard that it ended, it ends with me beating Sagalo with a broom as he's under a blanket and it got nothing,

we was like this is gonna kill. And it ends with Sagalo coming out from under the blanket, just going, we're done now, and then us picking up our things and walking up states. That's the worst part about a skit bombing, you have to take your props. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was, but we were deemed ourselves a statler and roller,

if that was fun. I really liked that, that was a game, right? That was really fun. Tyler's Bill Burr is like the best one. you have to take your props. Yeah. Yeah. But we redeemed ourselves with Statler and World Of. That was fun. I really liked that. That was a great one. That was really fun. Tyler's Bill Burr is like the best one. What is it? Or McDade's Sebastian.

Oh, really? That's just a good Sebastian this year. And Jazz on the. Who was the Jazz on the. JP McDade. Did it really? I did Mulaney too. The first time I ever did it was just.

Oh my god, you're so. Obviously. Yeah. That'd be great. This year's Mulaney was really good too. Yeah. I'm actually doing a show at Mulaney, two weeks, comics come home at the Boston Garden TD bank center, whatever the fuck they call it now in Boston, 2050 year. And the lineup, I mean, I don't know, there's no way to, usually there's no way to go on this lineup anyways, because it's just like fucking nerve-wracking. Now's I'm like what the fuck dude. How I haven't been on that show?

Look at this mind-blowing, you know, I'm gonna say so I'm a comic coming home. Malaney from Boston Look at this. Yeah, but Malaney. I mean look at it that I mean on the hometown boy Bert Malaney Steven Wright Fucking Clark, me, Pete Holmes, Joe-Yanetti. Is Malaney the youngest in comedy of everybody on that lineup? Is he even doing it at least a amount of time? I think he's the youngest.

Yeah, but Malaney, that's everyone of these guys. Massachusetts guy. I can't get on this fucking show. I'm 19 years in over here. I'm the pride of Boston. You're nuts, no, I'm not. Who would even know if I'm Boston?'t even know this. I am from Boston. Oh, everyone knows.

Everyone knows. We're looking for a, you want me to see if you can do it next year? Yeah, maybe next year. All right, cool. This year looks like I'm a little late. Yeah. Yeah.

Tracey, what are you guys? What do you got going on? I have a live podcast on this Saturday, where the second at the Stan Comedy Club in restaurant, What do you got going on? I have a live podcast on this Saturday, where? The second at the Stan Comedy Club in restaurant, and it's gonna be 90 day fiance trash talk live, and my special guest is Sam Roberts. I heard about that on the show.

On the show, yeah. And I heard this podcast that you do is actually really fucking great. Oh, are you gonna say actually? Yeah, that's hurtful. Qualifier. I understand. I'm a woman, I get that all the time.

Yeah. Even though there's a lady hosting it, it's okay. That's not what I meant at all. That's not what I meant. I'm gonna be talking about his podcast and his podcast and yours is actually great. Yes, not what I meant. That's what I meant.

I do this when I do 90 day fiancee trash talk and I do a teen mom trash talk. I just do all of garbage television. That's funny. Yeah, and it's great. It's doing pretty well. I just did the Teen Mom won at Caroline's last weekend. It was great. Packed up, right?

Yeah, that's great. Good for you. I love that. Thank you. All right, so that's coming up. What else you get coming up? Anything else? Adrienne Apalucci is doing her hour at the fat black November 2nd.

And what's the other day on that I can't see? 10. 10. 10. Yeah. Are you on that show? Yes. Oh great. Of course. You come on one of my shows. I would love to do one of your shows. I love to have you on. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours. Just such a smart girl, funny girl, and you know, and I look younger than I am. You're very younger. And I'm sorry. We don't miss going to and I'll also be at Yonkers Comedy Club with Jessica Carson. Um, what is

January? Wow. that's crazy. You're getting her up there. Yeah. That's gonna be crazy. Yeah, that's great. Good for that. I'm up there. All right.

What's your website? No, so I like those guys. No, trixi.com. You can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at trixi.cz. T-R-I-X-I-E-T-U-Z-E-I-N-I. Nobody's gonna remember that. That's too many things. Nobody remembers it.

I'll give you a hundred bucks. I'll give you a hundred bucks. You remember what she just said. Trixi. Tuzini. And I, we follow each other too many things. No, remember it. I'll give you a hundred bucks. Remember what she just said. Trixie. Tuzini. And I, we follow each other too. And I still don't. I like all your stuff.

I like all your stuff. Mike, that's the only thing. You should change your name. No, what are you last name? What are the terms of your an asshole? I was on your side. Thank you, Mike. Yeah, she's like that though.

She's a tagger. Yeah. All right, so go to your website. Yeah, I like those guys, you know, I feel back because they can't, it's a club and the mall won't let them publicize. Yeah. All right, so go to your website. Yeah, I like those guys, you know, I feel bad because they can't, it's a club and the mall won't let them publicize. Yeah. The mall, yeah, they won't let them fuck it and advertise in the mall. They won't let them advertise.

It's a fucking outdoor mall. It's a cool, great mall and they won't let them advertise at all. So it's like people didn't even know they're fucking there. And then there's that whole, uh, that yardhouse right below it that's like got hundreds of people at all times. It's fucking three restaurants right there. What they could do after this. And a movie theater. Yeah, right there.

And a Dick Sporting. What if they just like got some sneaky under the table barkers to kind of walk around playing clothes and kind of get not allowed to do that? They'll get fucking booted. Yeah. Mike, you get of course next week your album releases all this. Yes, my album's coming out. Yeah, it's a great fun. The name of it again. My album's coming out. Yeah, it's great.

The name of it again. It's a Mindy. Rage against the routine. I like it. If you Google image the evil empire from raging, yeah, you can see that's the cover that Mindy also did. But it's, well, that's a video, but if you click the link with the image.

But if you look at, if you look at, if you type in evil empire from Age Against The Machine, the album covered that, like, I always got told growing up, I look a lot like the kid, which is what that's based off of. And I think Mindy did a great job recreating it. Yeah, I love that. And you know what, you're a very good looking kid. Oh, thank you.

You do look like that guy. Right? We did a pretty good job. I mean, it was like We made the shirt and got the cape and everything and Mindy just Fucking knocked it out of the park is she amazing as she always does so But yeah, but please check that out by it. Share it tell friends. Yeah about it and you can check out Irish Goodbye podcast Very excited about your album man. I'm so excited. You're on the label and it's gonna be great next Wednesday at 10 o'clock at the stand, we got a big show.

So please stop by that night. We got Sarah Joes wife Sarah Tullamage. Just now she didn't take your name. Why? She already had established name. Yeah. She tried to do it legally, but it's a big mess. You're gonna change your credit cards and the thing.

And I didn't give a shit. So, yeah. I like that you didn't. I like her last name. Yeah. It's fun. Okay, what do you got? And sometimes you'll order a tall latte,

and they'll say, Saratal latte, and that sounds like they're saying her last name, and we just laugh. You guys, it's a little thing, you know? We really enjoy each other, you know? You know, we talk about all the footage we got on the tour with Kreeps with Kids that were pumping out, which I fucking love.

Yeah. And you and Sarah on the road makes me laugh too. You guys are fucking morons in the best way. I mean, I like when you guys go shopping and do fun, little things. I have a good time out there. You really do have a fucking great time. I mean, you guys are silly. Sarah's beauty tips.

Tips? They're so good. No, the tips. Oh, the tips. Oh, yes. Beauty tips. The ketchup. It's up like that.

I fucking love them. I fucking laugh. Yes, go watch it. When she put the pepperoni over her face for a highlighter, I loved it. She's stressed out. She's wearing a eyebrows and with a sharpie marker. It's fine. Because you're watching like what she do because you know this comics that take themselves too fucking serious and actually do stupid shit like that. And I thought she I was like, oh, come on, please, no, I'm not sure. I was like, please, no, that you just

done it. I think I was holding a face for a road. I don't know what the fuck it was. I was like, what the fuck was that? Catch up on her lips. So funny. What a friend try. So funny. Joe, what else you got? What else do I have besides the white? He's got to funny whites. I'll be at Laf Boston, because I'm from Boston. I am a comic coming home on November 29th and 30th. I'm actually coming home, not like John Mulaney.

November 29th and 30th. Well, he's at least from there. Is he? He didn't do comedy there. I don't remember he? He didn't do comedy there, but he's from him. He didn't do comedy there, but he's from Lexington or something. Both those guys. So they need it. They need a big arena gig. Anyways, I'll be at the...

You don't get paid for it. It's a fucking charity for cancer. You look at paid for that? No. Never mind then. It's enough already with the charities. All right. I'll be at... for cancer. You're gonna pay for that? No. Never mind then. It's enough already with the charities. All right. I'll be it's raising money for fucking the Camilly Foundation, which helps people recover from cancer and get better and it's all

people to rely them out or put them up. No, they fly you won't put you up, but they're not giving you cash. They should give you a few dollars. No. They pass a hat around afterwards. The 17,000 people. And they can't afford to pay you. They don't pay, why would they pay you, fuck you? Because you should still pay the talents, even if it's a fundraiser.

You're an asshole. Someone's never gonna do it. All right, anyways, it doesn't matter. I'll find, I'll do it. I'll be a DC. DC, chocolate city, the draft house, November 20th. I love that 23rd. I love it.

And then the next week, laugh Boston November 29th and 30th. And then hilarity is in Cleveland. December 5th and through the seven. You want to do the year? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just go to your website. Go to my website, comedianjolice.com. And then check out the funniest podcast on planet earth.

Tuesdays was Tuesdays. You know what? Oh, sorry planet earth. Tuesdays was. You know what? Oh, sorry. It's Tuesdays with stories every Tuesday and, you know, eat your mother out. Creeps your kids' stories happening right now. Creeps your kids.com.

We are having a fucking blast on the road. I'm so glad it's touring for the last blah, blah, blah. I've done a bunch of these tours before and it's always a fucking nightmare. Someone's always a fucking narcissist. Something stupid happens. Someone that's always winds up being clicky horse shit. Whatever. It's never as fun as you think it's going to be. Your own bullshit gets in the way. This fuck I I've been having a blast with these fucking three guys. Bennington is royalty. I mean, he's just the dawn.

Florentine is so fucking cool and funny. And of course, me and Voss, for some reason, I don't know why we get along. You guys are the real statler in World War F. We, that's so true. You really are. And Florentine's the bear. Fuzzy.

He's helping. Yeah. He's helping you. Fuzzy. You know, right in the middle of it, I was right at the tail under my pitch and you got me. Um, it was a great sneak in that photo. Everyone looks great in that photo. Yeah, I like how they're all just boss hate that he's looking at you admiring. I'm right here.

I'm sure you are pal. I'm right here. I can't even do it. That's a great photo. I would frame that photo. If I had a copy of that, I'd have everyone sign it and frame it. I wouldn't put it in my house, a great photo. I would frame that photo. If I had a copy of that, I'd have everyone sign it and frame it. I wouldn't put it in my house, but I would, you know.

Well, you know, the tour poster is fucking great too. You see the tour poster? At every show we have a tour shirt, it's kind of a mock-up of the New York Dolls type thing. And we have a tour poster. You can only get at the venues. We're not selling them online. If you get them there, that's it.

Once we're done, we're done. Looks like Bennington's missing a leg. And then, and then the, yeah. So this weekend we're at Red Bank and just go to creepskids.com for tour tickets. It's a fucking fun show. We do a panel at the end on whatever the fuck you want to talk about.

We take questions online. You can email your questions and we ask them right at the show and you to talk about, we take questions online, you can email your questions and we ask them right at the show and you can talk at the show, ask those questions alive. So go to cruzherkids.com, what else do I got? Well, also keep sending your comments of cities you want you guys to go to because you're already morning.

Yes, and make sure you ask the questions and also patreon.com slash Robert Kelly, Gary Gullman is ready to go up. So that's going up this Sunday for all my Patreon fan. Listen, you guys are, we had a bunch of new members join. Thank you so much for being a member. New episode Gary Gullman's going up Sunday. And then I want to say this to motherfuckers. We're going gonna be releasing some of the older life from the Sheds onto YouTube. Just because look, you saw them, they're up there.

There's some, we're gonna release some space up there for the new episode. So the old ones are gonna go on YouTube. So I don't wanna hear, what am I paying for? I don't know, the fucking, all the original content that only you get for like six months. So that's what you're paying for,

but I appreciate you guys the best. What else, Mike? Well, upcoming dates are just really all that. So you have a, not until December, do you have any outside of there? Yeah, I got a bunch of dates coming up December, Philly, I'm doing New Year's Eve. Comedy on state. Comedy on state.

Comedy on state, I love that place. The best. That's the best. Comedy works. That's great. Comedy works, comedy connection with Alan. What am I doing that? In January. Am I? January 9th through 11th?

Am I Me change we'll see boss dude Boss Gabby what do you get I have a podcast called unabashed podcasts available everywhere I have a monthly show in Brooklyn called jiggy with it first Wednesday of the every month I've a new monthly show called happy Baby at Bowery Electric. First one is on black Friday, the 29th. And then I'm going to be in Vermont, the 24th through the 27th during the Montcowry Club. Yes. I just did that. I'm really excited on the 27th.

Sweet people. And then I have a new show called Our Time of the week at the stand. So the first one is December 3rd. Very busy. A lot of shows. A young girl. Freighting. What do you have, Mike? Oh, me. You can follow me on that. Mike, me, Swars on Instagram. I'll be with Chris and Stephanie

with the end of November at Coffee Comedy Club. Coffee Comedy Club? Got them. Oh, God. I was like, where's coffee? I love coffee. If they have a coffee comedy club? Got them, comedy. Oh, God, I was like, where's coffee? I love coffee. If they have a coffee comedy club somewhere. I'm doing a green tea comedy club. I want to say this, all the people that are going to remember

to be happy for our merch, which is on my website. I saw at the creep shows, I saw the dude, the Buddha dude with the glasses, hoodies, shirts, all over the fucking place. So buy your fucking shirts right there. They're actually on sale right now. Yeah, can I just say we put out a new one today. It's the your great, not you story,

and you can get it now, it's on sale. What does it look like? It's on the front, it says. It's on the front, it says. It says your great on the front,, not you story, and you can get it now, it's on sale. What does it look like? It's on the front, it says. It's on the front, it says. It says, you're great on the front, and not you on the back. Yeah. Where is it?

Let me see the image. It says, on the front, if you know me, not you, Jerry Seifeld's story, there it is right there. So on the front, it says, let me see it. It's scrolling, sorry. That's all right, but I don't worry about it. The one blue too.

Yeah, it says, you're great. Why I keep it, and on the back it says not you, which is great. In the summertime it's gonna be a fantastic shirt. Walk it through the mall, you're great. People are gonna go thanks, and then they're gonna fucking walk and see behind you, and go not you, and you're gonna be very happy.

This shirt is gonna sell like hotcakes. Right now it's $23. It was at 20% off. Right now for Christmas, get your shirts right now. Why key WD fans, what's up? You don't wanna mention John, were this boon? Oh yeah, I mean. That's good.

Yeah, I mean since you're talking about t-shirts, I did a TV show with him and you're selling merch at the end of the show from the stage. On the television show? I did Byron Allen show, whatever the fuck that show's called. Thomas and Lee. Yeah. The end of the show, we did two shows at the end of the show, both of them.

He took out a bag of merch and so I bought one. I wish I had it. Like T-shirts? T-shirts with this, with this, whatever saying on it. Oh, you got a coordinate. It's weird for me because this What's your first what's the first thing you think of when you hear a coordinate mushroom guy mushroom got a coordinate coordinate? I immediately go to the him having to shit himself seen in Friday Yeah, you know so funny the the headline next Friday John with this boom dies Friday and Wayne's brothers and underneath

It says star was 77. I read it as star wars 77. I was like was he in fucking Star Wars? I thought he was land. Oh, for a minute. You got to use the force, motherfucker. I never met him, but you know, I love those, those fucking wicker chairs though. What big total wicker chairs. I used to have one. Not rattlesnake. Not, not a rattlesnake. No, we should get Lewis for those call the rattle say yeah, he's dead. All right guys, what do you got Mike? I don't know the guy. I don't fucking know him. I can't sit here and pretend.

I knew his comedy. He was a nice guy when I met him. I don't fucking know him. I don't think you're a little anecdote about selling merch. Was fun. Do you want to fucking talk about him for a second? I think we should. I mean, guys, dead. We got ahead. I mean, I never met him. I never saw his act.

Let me know when you don't. I'm good. Great. I just thought it was rude that you, a comedian who's gonna be dead soon doesn't want to mention. Don't want to swear. Fuck, man. I'm kidding, of course.

Oh my god. No, I got nothing. You got Chris, what do you got? I got a fashion podcast if you're Google Streetwear podcast, it's the first hit. And I do Bobby's merch, so make sure you buy that to our merch.

Yeah, to our merch. What's the podcast called? So, SGP question mark, if you're Google Streetwear podcast, we're the first one because we're the shit though. I actually met his mom and sister this weekend, very nice. They came to the show in Boston.

Uh-huh. And that's it, right? We got you. We got everybody. They came to the show in Boston. And that's it, right? We got you. We got everybody. We got that guy with the horn. Yeah. And. Hey, let's go to get some food. Zach, what do you got?

Zach, the new guy. You guys are the best fans of the world. See you next week. You know what, dude? You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs.