Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Follow the Seam

Episode Date: November 10, 2014

Robert is joined by Anthony Cumia, Wil Sylvince, Mike Brown, Brandon Collins, Zeena Koda, Chris Scopo and Deepu Gill. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Enter Kelly for free entry now at draftkings.com. That's draftkings.com. I'm the planet Earth. That was trying to keep it like a comic-cane. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's intense. It's rubber-killing. You know what? It's fucking fucking. There's no topics, no directions.

But I love doing it. It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking That's right, you fuckers! Woo! I feel like this is really good. Look who we have here! Bobby, thank you so much for the invite. It's cool. Bobby, thank you so much for the invite. Good. Cool. We have a very, very special fucking episode of the You Know What Dude podcast with a very, very special guest.

I mean, amazing. I can't believe we got him. Chris Scopo is here. Yes. Thank you. I appreciate it. Yes. We have Anthony Cumia.

Yes. Thank you. What's up, buddy? I just got done doing my show. Really? And we got in the car, came out here and, you know, from suburbia. Well, we have, I can't believe I got you on my show.

I can't believe you're out of the fucking burbs. I left the house, which at this point is an effort, because I pretty much, I'm at the point now, everything is in my house. I never have to leave. I leave when I choose to now. Yeah, that's called fuck you money. It's for how it used type insanity,

one and the other, once I start pissing in bottles. There's a problem. I, you're in your fucking theater. Yeah, just milk. Milk, do I have one milk? Two milk. Okay, listen, I put together a special show for you tonight. So, Scopo, let's introduce the cast of people that I've put together, especially

Anthony from the show. Show this is just gonna be great. Let's bring out the fucking YKWD cast we got for you. I know exactly what you're gonna do. Let's go to the contest. We have... Brand to contest. Very funny comedian.

Very funny comedian. Let's introduce our Wait, hang on let him sit down go to three here. We go how you doing there? Do you know Anthony? Okay, let's introduce our second guest Mike Brown every brown take a seat When I say brown I mean brown jeez What's up man? Take a seat and when I say brown, I mean brown jeez Let's round this

Right will we got will yo, what's up? A black girl for you. Yeah, we got the next best thing. I'm Filipino. We got a Filipino everybody Black chick No black chick wanted to come on the show When you think this outrageous of something no, this just happened. It really I was sitting here going wait a minute I looked around the room I go wait what the fuck I go these guys were booked already and then I was like this is hilarious You like I don't know black people Well now you know fucking three more So now you have to five.

And a Filipino. And a Filipino. I'm game friendly as long as it isn't that Dorosa scumbag. Jesus, for a job. Coming in hot. Coming in. What the fuck? Let's go get some tweets.

Ah, now we're here. Fucking Dorosa's going to call me. Dookie, take that down. God, fuck him. What the fuck? What the fuck? That's cool. Dude, you are a conjurer. Fuckin' Dorosis gonna call me dokey take it down. God That's cool dude you a conjurer very you're oh so controversial Well, uh, that's great. I told them all to come out. We're really hard, but but he can't Fucking adorable But he can't College shirt and a sweater over it

It's my school to you That's the first time you've ever said motherfucker I've never heard you say he was practicing in the back I've never heard you say he was practicing in the back Today We have this You really are adorable. I wouldn't I wouldn't be threatened by you at all I feel like I can ask you like which you already use in a sentence If you had a scrundre face I'd be like, you got beat up, you were bullied by Mike and Will.

I fell off a skateboard. What the fuck, you know what? Well, first of all, Will so that's everybody. I don't understand. I pronounced that correctly, skateboard. I said, skateboard. It's not what I'm talking about. Usually you have more umph.

You come in and go, I'm sitting here usually here you have more ump you come in I'm sitting here with I told you I had a big ass for waffle That's what it that's what it does. Okay. Okay. You know when you eat and how you feel do you just ask me that you know about it First of all, I mean love see you see fucking Anthony's eyebrows go up from the old O and A days Him and Jimmy you look for a little bald fucking pale douche I've love scumbag all of sudden. That bell rang. Well, dude, I'm so excited you came on the show.

It's, first of all, how is your show going? Thank God, knock wood really going well. I'm very surprised it is. And it's just because I put the right people in place because I don't do anything. I'm lazy. I'm very surprised it is. And it's just because I put the right people in place because I don't do anything, I'm lazy, I'm fucking, I'm terrible, so I have the right people doing all the other shit, so I pretty much just have to roll out of bed and do a show.

But this is what I'm saying, is like, don't you find that? That's very dangerous, dude, to be able to roll out of fucking bed and do a show, there's gonna be one day where you go, and you know what, let's do it tomorrow. Nah, I can't do that. And I do prepare for it. I'm pulling clips and sound and stories and shit like that. So yeah, obviously I'm not leaving everything to other people

like I did at serious exam. Right. I literally used to come wheeling in five minutes before showtime. Sometimes five minutes after. Yeah, no, no. Sometimes 10 minutes after. No, sometimes 10 minutes. I remember when they first got the job, I'd go into XM when you were at XM. Yeah.

It was newspapers out. They did like show prep. Like they talk articles. You think of the story. We should bounce this around a little bit. Yeah. For a fucking week. Yeah.

You did that for a week. And that was it. Well, that's how long it takes for management to beat you down to the point where you don't want to do anything anyway. Really? The man. Yeah, and that was another, and leaving was the other thing.

10 o'clock on the button. It was like cartoon characters left the room. You see that smoke? What are you? And just gone. I couldn't be bothered with meetings or, because I didn't think management could do anything for us. They could not give us any suggestions

or anything that was gonna better the show. And anything we gave them to run with, like, hey, we'd like to do this, they just didn't do anyway. So, they just turned into, yeah, I'm gonna show up, I'm gonna do my part, but that's all I'm gonna do. And now it's a different story. You know, I gotta make this fucking work.

You better. Yeah, you gotta fucking dinosaur on your back here. I can't wait to, I can't wait to have to. You better. Yeah, you got a fucking dinosaur in your back here. Can't wait to have to sell the dinosaur. I can't wait to have to in the front yard with a tag on it. I'll be the first one to buy it. Just for shits and giggles. Take my bag. I'd love to see a yard sale at your house.

Please, I'd burn the whole place down first. If some fucking stupid toy helicopter cost you $9,000. Sell it for $82. Oh my neighbors in Jewish they could tell me how to burn a place for money. What Jesus Christ what you're doing. You haven't had it. I'm going to burn a Jewish place. I don't want to get kicked out of my studio I am Well, it's funny. I mean you did mention the Rosa. Did you guys, did you work that shit out? No.

Doesn't sound like it anyway. Did you hear that, Joe? I got beef. Before Deroza was being a dick to me, you know, I got fired. And I think most people that know me know the story, but briefly, I was taking pictures at 4 a.m. in Times Square. Right. I took some really nice pictures.

They weren't punk pictures. They weren't up skirts. They weren't fucking trying to dog anybody. They were real fucking nice pictures. I posted a lot of them. So I'm taking one picture, this woman, she's walking away from me through scaffolding that was lit really nicely. It's 4 a.m. Great narrow depth of field. It just looked fucking phenomenal for a late night, maranning picture. Fucking Ansel Adams, we said it's fucking panicking because two black guys are writing Fucking phenomenal for a late night Alright picture fucking ancillatum exactly Panicking because black guys are ready Dude I was there was a foreground and

You got a fucking wing shoot dick Bay What's it you were fucking using an F-stop fuck Three black guys breathing down your neck with a flat ass Filipino looking I'm kidding Leave me I have a fucking Chinese girl booty I think you're hot as shit Yeah, so so this black chick sees I'm doesn't even see she hears the fucking shutter clicking right? Why didn't you shut that off? It's a real it's a real camera not a sound effect It's an actual camera you actually had a fucking bulb that went off

On a piece of wood What? Oh! 100 of his! She turns around, she goes, you white motherfucker and come right at me. You are, what? And start, I know, that's what the fuck I'm gonna say. Hey, fuck your mother fucking here, then.

And she fucking just started punching me in the head. Really? Like, you don't take my fucking picture, motherfucker, which, and I'm like, I think she was either prostitute or a stripper that hour she's dressed like really in some fucking revealing shit. Oh, she just came from a prom.

That could be a good night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to see a good night for myself. I do it at any point. I stuck come dripping down her leg. Did you at any point start describing everything you did with us with that picture? Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I That's my motherfucking partner! You fucking is up! Oh, shit! Oh, yeah! Pentax came! What motherfucking? He came after me. And I put my arm up, but I'm not gonna hit her anything. She just belted me upside the head, you know? So I'm just like, what the fuck you can't, what the fuck you doing?

She said can't. Yeah, she was being a can't! I can't! And can't is always funny when you sing it like Kenny Loggins Kant. A fucking Kant. So he just went on and on for a little while. And I was walking home afterwards. There were no cops or anything around.

Fuck it. What are you gonna, you know, all the way up to start, I was beat up by a fucking... You're never gonna win that way. No, no, you're not too woman. You're never gonna win that. Whatever you, I never thought she was. We know the fucking, I think everybody knows the story, right? I don't want to major. never gonna win whatever you I never we know the fucking I think everybody knows

The story right I don't want to I don't want you to make it live through everybody fucking No, but I tweeted a bunch of shit about it. It was angry and stuff and I'm just like wouldn't say it I'd say them but go yourself deeper and deeper Seriously I'm gonna win blind guys by the stairs. Seriously, seriously. Seriously, you know, I really don't know how to use fucking words, do you? Seriously, it's the size because I get, you know, smacked around and fucking times square like that. You want some help from Will with some words? Maybe if you're mushing up, they won't understand you.

All right. How the heck is she? Where's the heck is she? Where's the heck is she? Where's the heck is she? Where's the heck is she? It's a fucking band. How the heck is she?

Oh, wow, you're fucking my- Now everybody's calling it a heck of a cheque, too, which everybody's fucking a cheque a it's a fucking band. I the hangy chief Everybody's called it a hanky chief dude. Everybody's It's a band bomb band that Banda gonna go on a he starts calling it a hanky chief now there's turning on me personally looks like a comrades Me when will was a kid his mom referred to as a hanky chief All right, he's good. I'm the hanky sheep. Yeah, I chief. All right. He's give him the heck he she yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't.

You know what? I mean, by one, anybody want some of this. Okay. All right. I don't like lazy tired fucking falafel belly will. I like energy. J.N.C.H.N. Mushmouth will.

All right. So go ahead. So that one happens. But I tweeted about it now. And they got pissed at the violent tone of my tweets because I said I hope she goes up to a Homeboy like that and he shoots her in the fucking face, right? Yeah, because just smacking him in the fucking head and saying shit It's aside from you know as opposed to me. Yeah, who was you know pretty cordial as I was getting smacked Right, and then I get fired because I'm pissed at some bitch smack me around the fence. Fuck that place. Right, right.

You got to blow me. Yeah. So, Derosa, that's where it goes back to. Derosa decides, you know, he had this big conference with himself, I guess. And decides that I now should be talked to. LA is very lonely though. You do want to have a conference with yourself. I've had a couple.

And the worst thing was he goes, you know, how am I gonna be able to hang out with him? You know, what am I gonna tell my black friends? It's like, oh, shut the fuck up. The same thing we told our black friends. Hey, he's a crazy fucking wall from one island. What do you expect him to say? He gets the bill of every Italian from one island. He's a fucking gun-owning whoop that hates taxes.

What do you want him to say when a black girl beats the shit out of him fucking pussy? Right. So the rose, it was just give me shit. He went on Rogan's show. Yeah, I started talking shit. Did you hear it? I heard it to that one.

Oh, you did? Yeah, I was in two. Yeah, Brandon listened to that. He just gave me a footnote. Oh, my goodness. I'm a like a genius. I actually tied up the footnotes, bro. So no, we haven't.

And Joe was a good friend of mine. Have you seen Drinking and fucking hanging out? Yeah, yeah. I thought you guys food notes, bro. So no, we haven't. And Joe was a good friend of mine. Have you seen Drinking and fucking hanging out? Yeah, I thought you guys were home. You know, we were fucking. We had a good time. But his whole thing was that he, you guys weren't talking, right? Like he reached out to you and then that's what we said in the episode. What did I have to call Joe DeRosa, my girlfriend,

that fucking tell him what happened to me? Girl, did you hear? Yeah, yeah, did you hear Joe? Here's what I think, look, Patrice always used to say this, what's good for you is good. You know what I mean? And people don't fucking understand that. What's good for me is good.

What's good. But it isn't always good for you, but it's good for me. And even I, when the shit was going down, we're all getting attacked by the stand for end. Cancel, cancel your subscription. First of all, I'm not doing that because I, how am I gonna listen to how it's turned? Every fucking morning, the great,

fucking awesome, awhz of radio. If I cancel my subscription, I'm not doing that. Do you think I listen to you fucking assholes? You're out of your mind. Especially when I'm on it. I don't know, fucking listening. My fucking mush mouth. Is it Jim? Is it Bob?

How can you tell? But it's hard for me because I didn't know what he knew what to do. Here's your friend who's just got fired for fucking going on some stupid Twitter rant that you could go. And now you have to pick up Huh, what is it maybe? Huh, what a fucking duck and then you get fired and then all these people is coming at our fans Little he divided down the middle and it was like some fucking old

Like war thing with countries and they split and then we had you have to fill us damn with aunt and like well fucking I'm like I care about it. I don't want him to fucking go to jail I don't want to lose his job. I don't want and I heard from a lot of people and I was fine and everything Every people reached out but I wasn't gonna post a list of who called me and who didn't sit on Twitter to appease the fucking Animals that that are on Twitter Billy Burr in that are on Twitter. Billy Burr, in Montreal, literally said it the best. He said, in reality, it's fucking eight people. It's fucking the same thing that people go and stand with it.

All those people don't, they didn't fucking yell at anybody. They just went and they stood with you. And they stood with OP and Anthony. And I mean, OP and Jim, and it was like, but there was like a bunch of people, there was only a small percentage going, you're a fucking cunt if you don't I mean, it's a very small percentage That we're attacking us literally wanted a list and everyone that did and didn't and I'm like yeah, I'm a little busy here A little busy

Month to get this up and running yeah, exactly if you're no room priority is being not a loser Well, I just had a jagged delivered. I was like Yeah, exactly if you're no room priority is being not a loser I just had a jag delivered I was like That's fucking great Hang on a jag he's not being racist again It's a car. I thought he's a jack. I don't know. It's a car. We please fucking, we please fucking. I'm on it off. Say the whole word.

I don't know if he's fucking. I thought he's fucking. Have you learned anything? I really have to enunciate. I don't know. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

Jack, motherfucker, just call him. He's called me a jack. I haven't heard that one before. I haven't heard that one before. He's making up to you. I'm making up to you. I'm making up to you. Shit. I'm making up to you. Shit. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before.

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I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I heard that one before. I couldn't believe I got them. They said yes Who's kill who's peel what do you think? Well, there's a bunch of people bought tickets to our show cuz they take what you feel like Then they leave like no, it's funny That is funny. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy.

He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's a big, big guy. He's like, he's. No, I did. I told him I fucking extended it in a little bit. I'll have branched it. I said, look, let's go out.

We'll have a beer or something like that. And he was like, eh, just kind of blew me off. Really? Yeah. Oh, maybe I missed that part. Oh, you said fuck you? No, I didn't. To myself.

Well, now you just said it tonight, fuck you. You all can get me to know now. The only time he said fuck you is on Twitter after you beat him up Five in the morning. I love seeing his speech like five in the morning. I would when you were serious like five thirty I like aren't you don't give more than 20 minutes Listen when you date 21 year old you have to stop yeah, I Had a pack of lunch get her backpack ready I do have a question for you. I do have a question for you What's it like to be you?

That's the end. That morning, why didn't you just go to sleep and talk about on the show the next morning? Because I was genuinely pissed. It wasn't like a thing like, oh, let me show everyone how mad I I was so pissed and had that forum to just like fucking spew anger. And that's what I did. I tweeted that shit on my way in between.

Did you forget that you were fucking like, did you understand the concept that you kind of famous? You got it, you're kind of a set up. And you kind of, you know what I mean? You kind of high profile. It's not like you're fucking average dickwad from Long Island. I silly me thought with the fucking show I've done.

And the stuff that we did on the air, that I would get a little more leeway than an anchor man on fucking Fox News or CNN or something. You definitely know. Yeah, I thought that was what was fucked up. Like you've built a career on being an asshole. Exactly.

How the fucking they sit there and fire you for something. You guys are definitely fucking after the show, right? This is what happened. I'm a little asshole. Exactly. How the fuck can they sit there and hire you for something? Are you guys, you guys are definitely fucking after the show, right? This is what happened. I'm a little too old for a whole day. Oh, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just different type of Twitter. It's regularly. It's very slow. Very slow, very slow. We only talk about skin, there's nothing about black people. That's what we do.

Right. Hang on one second. Do you want me to explain this to you? Hold on. OK. I'm actually doing footnotes in my head right now. I've got a such a nice copy afterwards. So what happened was a tweet one out.

And Black, I remember I didn't know the situation. I just saw that we all were like posseing up like, yo, this dude Anthony said this. And people like, who's Anthony? Doesn't matter. He said this. And black I remember I didn't know the situation. I just thought that we all were like posseing up like y'all This dude Anthony said this and people like who's Anthony doesn't matter. He said Because the black yeah cuz black people we didn't know his name's Anthony. Yeah, he's a He called me a jag what you know I mean Yeah, and then that's all that happened and then they got it got it got big and got out of control like the next day

He did but our black people are very sensitive ever since Joe pesky killed Samo Jackson good fellow Always on edge around you mother We're always we try to get some coffee put our pants on the back of the truck Joe pesky Samo Jackson good fellas you never see it. I'm a you say good fellows without in good fellas You're back Good fellas without in good fellas. You're back. You're back. You're back.

You're back, Will. Welcome home, Will. Hold on, I don't know my Samuel Jackson in good fellas. I'm sorry, what did you just say? I don't know. He's back. Mushrooms. I'm saying great.

I do not remember Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson was the only black guy in good. He was stacked. He got it. He was supposed to take out truck and in good for. He was stacked. You got it. I was supposed to take out truck and get it crushed. We were putting in a bitch's stacks. But he left it on the street and the cops found it and got some pretty stuff.

We must have died early in the movies. No, you could have made the end. And after they did the big heist. He's the only black guy in good for. The only black guy in good for. I thought you'd be up here with one of your bitches. Yeah, yeah, you always late. But it wasn't classic Sam and Jackson,

like same the motherfucker. Yeah, well, he was only 10 minutes. He was like, 10 minutes. He was in his underwear and Jimmy always said he has nice cheeks. He does, no one's like, he's got nice cheeks. He does, that's exactly the type of cheeks not like.

That's a black and male. That's a black male. That's a no black. No one gets hard over tidy whiteies. So but here's the thing. All that stuff that I look, that shit, it was crazy what happened. The thing that bothered me, the only thing that bothered me

that they, I understand the fans, having an opinion about the rose and stuff, the thing that I didn't think was fair about it is that they went and left those reviews. You know what I mean? Well, it's like, here's a deal. Don't buy it, which hurts more. But if don't just go leave a fucking false review.

If you're genuinely fucking annoyed or pissed, or want to hurt somebody, you're going to do the worst thing you can do to them. That's just the way it is. There's no hold. Like, we're in a weird place in 2014, where we think, no matter how pissed we are at somebody,

we're supposed to through some political correctness, hold back a few notches. Fuck that. You're supposed to not like someone and be annoyed to the point where you wanna do the worst thing you can to that person. And I don't think Jesus would agree with this. No, Jesus wouldn't.

So you understand why they did the worst thing to you. Oh yeah, I understand that. Yeah, but that's exactly why I said, the shit I said, and say the shit I say, the thing is context. There's no fucking context anymore. You used to be able to differentiate between people like Walter Cronkite and fucking George Carlin. They would say like, oh, George Carlin says this,

Walter Cronkite says this, we understand there's a difference between what they can even get away with saying. We're all putting the same fucking category now of don't say that, but matter what. And it's like, no. We couldn't like, no one can read your tone, no one can understand your intentions. I work virtually, so I,

I correspond with people on email. Sometimes if I'm pissed off, that may or may not come off in the email, like, you know, it's all in terms of this. Yeah, yeah, it is. And it's very hard with 140 characters. But I think if you do a little research and read a few tweets back or, you know, just try to capture what is being said. Sometimes it may bus fees. And it is not. But again, why am I being held to a standard that you would hold Tom Broca to? It's just, it's not the same. We're not the same.

I have built a career being a douchebag on the air. Right, that's what I'm saying. That's it. Well, we've all kind of, who the fuck is this? What the hell is that? They did it. Oh my God. She's funny.

Oh my God, I've never seen you in close. Baby, I swear to God, I've never seen you. I've only seen you in bikinis. You two actually, I'm so fucked up. Come on in, man. Sit down. Who's that? I think it's bad thing off the, who's that? Yeah, what did you just hire the whitest guys in the world?

I just like, you got to load up. You get a white. There's room up a little bit I'll run it about let's spin that mic over there. That's rat grabbed that mic He's the director. He runs all my my my stuff. Oh, I met rap before how you doing? Oh Jesus Christ He's fucking wow is the alienation? Yeah, no not quiet. He's a Joe. So are you really? That's good? Okay, I have to keep up a quota for my neighborhood. What's your name? You look like you're one of those doucheers on Twitter. That's just a tag of people.

That's just a tag of people. Not know him. I got cheetos in the house. The microphone. The man is to come in on any microphone. Did the microphone on any W when we were there? Um, no. What's your name?

Scarrett. Garrett. It's called stinky. I don't remember him back I never came in I came and just did X-app you work for us back right when XMW and and of course Your go your girl gorgeous friend. I was a missy right there. Yeah, friend, right? You say friend. They're all just friends They're all just friends now. They're all friends. Yeah, you are married You married fucking twice you numbschool. I've no, I was married once Wow, it never happened again and I you are married to the second one of relationships I'm off of relationships. What does that mean? That means I am no longer a boyfriend

And I don't have girlfriend, so you're a cult leader. I have I have girls That come over the house and do what shit hang out and what is that entail? All right, you couldn't tell anything really watching a movie. What kind of movie? He's an on Nickelodeon How many fucking how many DVDs of Chitty-Chitty bang bang if you've been through because you've burned through them When your show comes down, they're all gonna know Liz I Have noticed yes, that it's easier to trust younger chicks than a day to take your own age with a job and a career.

I'm not a bad teacher for that kind of thing. I'd rather trade the job and career for soft smooth skin and eat the job. I asked you can flip a coin on She take it as a It's much easier. It's much easier to just By Ken and in flowers they're not in a relationship then it is too lie I'm with there many years of having to lie and cover up Other girls

Going and things like that now you just say where you're going Please say that younger girls you could tell them the truth But you can't tell all the women the truth no, I'm saying you you should be able to tell anyone the truth right yeah, hold the women I guess you could I don't know I don't know any here's a thing Oh, I don't know. Wait, you have an age you tap on it. Yeah, 21 It's like Logan's right This goes out next year This goes out next year. She's going to jump in.

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I'm just smart asses That's 88 to him How old are you Z? I'm 30 That's older than I did She is so security in the thing You just got her braces off and you just got Literally just got her braces off I know

I just want to stop everything right now just to say that fucking depot is the best Dupu, Dupu! It's not Dupu, it's Dupu, but if you want to say Dupu, okay, he is the best. If you have a fucking podcast and you want to bring it to the next level, please get yourself your own Indian guy, not here, this is mine. It's technology. They're fucking amazing. They're great. They're shitty customer service.

If you have to call them over the phone, but if they're live, unbelievable. Am I gonna get kicked off for right guys? That's racist. I'm gonna have to do a podcast with all Indian people, a Zee's in a fucking Brussels. Brussels. It's too Indian people. This is Bradley, can I help you?

No, you're not Bradley. We, this is literally the most multi-cultural show you've done since you've been kicked off. This should get you back into fucking serious if you want to show. Show's a demonstration in the way back. Yeah, demonstration. I can work with them. You guys know how it's started to hear it be a done deal. This could be your fucking tape that you show.

Guys, look! This is the tape, look! What is this? Asian, some facts! You got a 26 year old people in the house. A high schooler. Girls! He's got to head over there.

A high school over there. You're a juice. You're a juice. We got juice. I got juice. I got a mini Pacquiao. I got a fucking, I got two blacks and a Haitian, which is fucking double black

That's fucking pump a nickel black That's like that extra point score and scuba black That's like having an ex on a six-time score That's I get the money sign on the scratch ticket with the number My god, all right We have an all black chat room tonight, too. It's we got a chat room in Baltimore Let's go to the chat room real quick any Any questions? What do we got, Deepo? You need a microphone? Grab the microphone from the way I grab.

Take it back, Deepo. Grab a mic, remember? She doesn't embrace us anymore. We don't need her. Yeah. She's so... Can I just say something about her, yo girl? She's my baby brother.

Oh, what? Why, sir? Bubble gum and con candy. It's my permission slip. She really... I guess the floppal went through it. Oh, man. That's not like toothpaste and jizz.

I'm sorry. You apologize, man. She laughed and what the fuck you apologize, you know. By the way, to Norton, that's the same thing. It's not even here. the same thing. Just so you get that last drop of gizz out of the Let's drop there. Oh, okay, so like a covering Oh shit, so here's a deal. Okay All right, so I just want to say before we go to the chat room that she is the type of girl that I've always wanted my whole life But could never get really honestly God. She's the type it's's, she's like, you know, you're my 26 year olds.

I can't. Well, I, but no, that hit you hard, it's caused me. Oh, because it doesn't make sense. I got 26 year old girls. When I was fucking younger. Oh, my God.

What I'm saying is this, the blonde, like her style of chick, like, you know, like her style of chick, like girls have styles. She's fit to that style. Just get the show. I hear you. She's that blonde girl, you know, natural.

Yeah, perfect. Yeah, she does. She's gonna be a mess in six years, but listen. No, you won't know where to go about it. Let's go for it. But you'll be able to, you'll be able to, you'll be able to, you get a pass on this for the next video. You get three stinkers in a row with no bomb banded. I, uh, uh, barred.

So let's come to the show. I just wanted to say that. That she's the type of, I remember it's very sweet. In fucking rehab, I met a girl like her in meetings. And I tried to go just like her, and she was really nice to me. I met her. And I met her. She was 17 at the time.

This is something I have to tell. Here on this show. This is when you're going to watch out on the show. When you've got to be like tell a story to finish. Because fucking everybody's just waiting. So here's the deal. Literally. It's like having fish food in your swim trunks.

They're gonna fucking just surround your cock and stop nibbling. So I was in rehab, and I met her and talked to her. Then when I got out, I went to this, the AA has this called Ikepop, international conference of young people in LA, AA, AA. Okay, and it's, they rent out a,

it's literally 150,000 young people, okay, from the ages of 15 or all the way up to, you know, 50, and they take over like a bunch of hotels in Boston, they did this, and they have these huge meetings with thousands of people 24 hours a day and it's pretty much meetings AA and people fuck Toes that have nothing but bars We're all doing meetings so you go to a meeting bearing you soul not drinking and then you meet in a chick like her I need to push you out in the fucking hallway

And then you meet in a chick like her and eat her pussy out in the fucking hallway. So nice. So, that's the box. I remember I saw, I had, I haven't seen her for a while. I was like a year and a half sober. And I got, I was like maybe two months I haven't seen. I saw her, I ran into her. And I was like, oh my God, and we started talking and all that. I was such a queer when I got sober because I didn't know how to pick up chicks anymore.

Because I dropped all the façades and and what I used the drug addict little punk Bobby, I was like hey god and yeah, you know, you know You want to say this serenity bread together, you know what I mean? I remember I went and got her I went and got a balloon All right listen how it gets worse I went that for years thousands of people in the hotel yeah Park Plaza Hotel in Boston. I went and hunted her down. I found her and I gave her I go ahead I got you this Creep and I gave it away. It's a mustache at this time John water

So mustache I wouldn't even do that And it's like I don't need the fucking balloon. Hold on hold on. She's saying son give me the microphone Give it the mic Amber saying son Amber back back over there It's missy you fucking hope that we're in the way with the generic white name. You didn't know What is it? What'd you say oh? I said the closest thing to a balloon that he gives us blow to the girls asshole Oh Are you complaining are you complaining? She's got really serious. Yeah, like I know she said no, no, no, no

I'm glad you're I'm glad you're teaching well Yoda Into this balloon store I was walking the hallways and in front of one of the doors my my balloon in front of, I was walking the hallways and in front of one of the doors, my balloon was in front of one of the doors. She was in, then I heard, I don't, uh, uh, uh, She's in the side. She's in the door, stop her rooming. Dude, she just let it go in front of the door of the guy, she was fucking banging.

I saw her come out, hair just shevelled, some really weird rock and roll. Why didn't you wait for anything from the door? Did you try to jump her? Did you try to jump her and get the balloon back? And you'll turn another way? Did he return the favor and give you his filled balloon from the set? You'll bring him back. Yeah.

All right, let's go to the chat room. It's her back at you. Deepo. A lot of people in chat want to know if you have your gun on you at the moment. Yes, of course he does. What do you mean, does he have a gun? He's always in the past. I'm always armed.

Finally, he hasn't. No, finally, he has his clostomy bag because his fucking liver is bad. What are you going to do when that happens? You're going to switch sides on your gun. That would be a horror. I go to pull out my gun and pull out of Johnny clostomy bag.

What's happening? Just as dangerous. What? That's so funny. Oh, you need another chair. Oh, that wasn't fucking worth fucking interrupting me. Fucking Adrian. That's so much.

Who has he has his gun on him? You never know. He's fucking dead. He's dead. He's dead. He never knows his friend. I never even thought about it, never reached for it, never put it in anyone's face that night

with that girl was doing that, because I never felt like my life was being threatened or anything. That's the only time you even fucking consider something to that fucking extent. Really? Yeah. See, that's why I can't have a gun, crazy.

I can't have a gun because I'd fucking... You'd have shot half this rumor, right? Yeah. I would have been killed 17 times already. You would have killed me. Oh my God. Fucking Lewis Gomez would have fucking have nine times already you would have killed me oh my god Fucking Lewis going as what if fucking have nine bullet holes and you should have one when you gave that cool that balloon Less than reading

I remember when I first got sober I was trying to pick up this chick and I was talking to her I was talking to her about a higher power Nothing that's like a loser I was talking about a higher power. Oh my god, lose. Nothing that's like a loser material. Colonel Sanders. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, first of all, back then I was an offend. I know. I said I had drug addiction. I went from drug addiction and alcohol addiction to sex addiction to food. You look like an extra on Miami Bice. You definitely have that one back in the day. Back in the day.

Did you have a gold chain? The hair, the fucking neon. I never had a gold chain, but I was a... I was a bad for a Cuban. I was really into Bolo Tots. Oh, damn. All these things you're saying read an ex-sensit. Bolo Tots.

Hang on, Bolo Tots. Hang on, no, someone's like, I'm sorry, what'd you say? Is there Bolo Tots? Yeah, Bolo Tots. There are a new Tater Tots that you get. There's this bigger and better. Bolo Tots. Bolo Tots. You don't know the Bolo Tots. Um, they're a new Tater Totty yet. They're just bigger and better. Bolo Tots, attach to the play. You don't know the Bolo Ties?

Bolo Ties, failed her. Bolo, like, like, like, like, floating away. What's the Bolo Ties? A Bolo Ties in, all right. So, Weston. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Anybody else know where Bolo Ties?

Yeah. Everybody raise your head. I'm not gonna raise my hand because I don't want him to be by myself. Hold on, hold on. Becky, I mean in Missy. You want both of Ty. Yeah, she's fucking nine.

She just learned how to tie her shoe. She just got a bracelet. How's she gonna know what a bowl of Ty. Hey, how's she gonna know what, come on out of your mouth. Buh, buh, buh, buh. Listen, poor Will. He just described your bowl of Ty now. I had a bowl of Ty. Will, what a bowl, I'm gonna explain to what it is, Tine. I had a bullet, Tine Will.

I'm gonna explain to you what it is, okay brother? It's a, Some white people shit. Yeah, it really is. It's a video, I can't. That's why the whitest thing I've ever heard. A white people think that Filipino make an abundance and then sell to us.

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Get it a second Called you a Jaguar I say want to put a bow time on He said Jesus Christ Let me taste up you haven't lost it. You have factors of motherfucker Yeah, I told you that everyone was gonna see it and be like seriously gonna be like yeah, we want them bet Yeah, I just I just ruined it. I just blew it. We'll edit that out We both never going back Exile why you got kicked out. I didn't to budget

Budget is a keyword for June Let me ask you question you were on serious I was I was warning her son liquid metal Liquid metal talks of nice, you, lovely men from the Midwest who. I'm so sorry. I want to get into this with you because I mean, Anthony is on. I mean, it's just, you know, it's so much. We're both morning hosts. So much. I would see him after his fast dash.

I tell the guy in the morning. Bolt right out of there. Really? Hell yeah, man. So you got kick. You got fired. It was literally, I mean, I'm openly going to talk about it because it was probably one of the most ridiculous situations they give you that Z on the way out like I take this

Hey Z, you know Yeah, they literally they give you a balloon I love I don't know, I fucking love her. I fucking love her. I love her. Thanks, babe. I want to cheat on my wife. I'm in a hot, with Melissa and then have you watched.

I do. I do. I've been called a bit of biop. Do you like women? Yeah, very much. Look, can you look at her and out there? I don't know. We had a moment.

We had a moment at Anthony's house actually. You've been to Anthony's house. So you guys know each other. I've seen the raptor. I've seen the raptor. I'll buy this buy this every time but when you say raptor you mean I'm a big fan of dress apart. Did you do you refer to your dick as a wrap? Yes, my balls have claws on the floor Wait, wait dick attacks and packs.

Yeah. That's funny. I love that you asked you a street cred by going, wait, I'm a fan of Jurassic Park. Yeah. Good movie, fucking ever. No, it's not the best movie ever, man. Come on, man.

All right, what, hey, stop. What's the best movie ever? The best movie ever? Ever. Ever. Ever. Terminated to. What? Oh!

1981. Stop it. Are you, are you? Hold on. I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done.

Come on, you play. Come on to America. Okay. Okay. What? Come on. Come on. I'm really?

The purpose. The purpose, my mother fuckers. Now, not when you came here to America, what's the best? Not when you were in, and it was fucking two movies in it. Oh, it's happening. It's happening. It's happening. We make damaged movie, yeah. Yeah, we have the story.

We only translate it in. I'm talking movies when you can go. Anytime you want all day long, for six bucks. Not a DVD you fucking bought for a fucking $38. You have to wait. You had to wait 40 days to use the DVD player. Come to America. Tooth and cycles.

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You picked a Nick Cage And then I don't know comedy's I don't know just pick a movie I can't break I can't break them down between I listen to just pick the best movie of all times the godfather. Oh, that's the best movie all time. Yeah, that's it Okay, what are you gonna do? Oh my god? Pocahontas Oh Take it The only white boy I'll ever love what is that really your favorite fucking movie? I love Pocahon is not a cartoon

I fucking love it. I fucking love it. Are you shitting me? I was a I was a star by that stop once I you just trying to get laid by Anthony Pocahontas is a skull I want to get back with the minority side now. I wouldn it when he goes to age. I got Jurassic Park City of God and Dark night. I'm such an eclectic I would do what he even though Best movie in my opinion. You're so smart because you're so Indian. Okay. Yeah, I get the love

I still don't get that movie. I got let him let me fish You know scope and you like natural pressure. It's actually what else? I haven't thought of a two and three What about inception some load? That's it. Okay. You're done. Anthony. What do you get? Oh, God good fellows? Good fellows Fargo. Yeah Fargo and first half of American history ex. Oh my God! You like it! I do it! I do it! But, you just could fucking call me! You're not Malcolm X, right? He said Malcolm X.

He said he liked all the Malcolm X, right? Tell me he said he liked all the Malcolm X. Because I'm not comfortable right now, bitch. Tell me he liked Malcolm X. Brown, I mean Mike. So what's going on? It's a Malik now. It's a Malik now. You turned him into Malik. Tell me he like brown brown. I mean Mike In the movie I know okay, that's a problem is you turn them into Malik

I shut that off and it turns into a nice movie where the guy likes to take a shower. Oh Shit, this is the best my guys in the fucking world, but don't fuck yourself. This is the best thing out of I hate that level Anthony Kubia with a okay We're the this is the best together guys Michael. What is Michael Brown? Fucking right boys in the hood. Oh Okay, okay You gotta be an American history X the second half Holy shit, Michael Brown. I would have to say, I think, now we're talking our favorite movie

or our best, the best movie. There's a difference between your favorite and the best. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why come down to you got special rules and shit? Why come down to you got special rules and shit? Why don't you just say you like the first three minutes of minister's Wow that store on a really tall He's not taking any up from that I like I like true romance. Yeah, oh, that's a good one. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh one. I would say that's probably my no one

No, the crow Okay, I really like the crow. I thought it was a great movie. I thought it I like the Crow. I thought it was a great movie. I thought it, and it's a- You're so 90s. It's a big girl side. Yeah, I was there. The soundtrack was amazing to the Crow.

I liked all that music. And also, it was amazing that we caught somebody just about to become fucking huge. And that's the last thing they ever did. We caught- Immortalized. Immortalized. No, no, no, no.

It's almost like what happened here. I'm sorry. It was just about to... I'm sorry. Someone should have caught you before you became huge. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What the fuck how fast are you? Plot be fast. I think I think I think the crow is amazing and I mean now where do you go do you go the godfather or Raging bull or you know I mean oh casino I mean I think you know I think good fellows is better in that whole You know though Fight club fight club fight club fight club Not in fight club fight club. No way

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So you want the fat bottom hat? Are you looking at Bruce? Why do you want me to be a last? I never realized this. Why do fat people, and I'm speaking for break. Are you looking at breaky? You never have a breaky bottom half. Why do you have a breaky bottom half? The bottom half. I never realized this. Why the fat people, and I'm speaking for all of them. Yeah. Why do we think that our bottom half is in fat?

That's fine. Yeah, what are you doing? I have a great bottom half. Oh, that didn't do his work on the top. Bobby's talking everybody through saloon doors. How are you seeing the eyes? Hey, how are you seeing the doors. Hey, how you doing? Oh, you see the eyes. Baby, yeah.

Hey, have you seen the show? I did. It's so hot. This fucking show I'm doing, right? Yeah. Every fucking, you know, I play a chunky guy in the show. It's 20-something years later, the band. You know, Larry, that there. I don show. It's 20 something years later, the band. You know, leery that there.

I don't think you can avoid that. They're old. I was shit. Easy flat ass. No! Oh! I'm kidding. You get great tips though.

I love playing. You work with what you got, you know? I, it's kind of sad because there's so many fat jokes in the show. You know what I mean? There's a lot, like, you know, There's a bunch of lines and then I go, and then my line is macarons. You know what I mean?

Blue like fucking Scooby Doo. Scooby-Six! No, it's an amazing show. But all my clothes, I feel bad for the wardrobe lady. Because we have to dress kind of cool. And it's not, you really can't find rock and roll shirts in double triple X. She has to make it she has to like she has to sew an eagle on a fucking triple. She's probably saying I'm an eagle fat motherfucker. I have to do this. I know she hates me. She's

fucking hates my guy. He's searching fat rock stars and what they wore No, it's fucking. Yeah, no I just I'm for bastard. Who is it? Who is it? Molly crew with Molly crew. Who is it? Vince Dale. Is he fat? Oh, he's he's got like the flat perm So he looks just like a drag quick. He gave up, too. He didn't give a fuck anymore He sounded like shit So he looks just like a drag quick. He gave up too. He didn't give a fuck anymore Diesel He's the word Vin Diesel can never give it the word diesels in his name. You're gonna be fat diesel That fight between him and the Rock was bullshit. What do you mean? You know the Rock would have fucked him up

That was a real you are not Real you But these a lot no that's not the the fact that he's at that's his in his brain. So take your time. Take your time Okay You know you when you have to you know you have to take your time when Will says slow down take it time slow down First of all Vindy you don't know that first boy. He's big the rocks very big. He's bulky Vindies are like 5.8 5.9. Yeah, yeah, it's not a They may have been these are like look taller just for that fight. You know vindies. Okay, right? Yeah, I was kidding

I was joking He's 40 something years old. He's never been married I didn't know what he's I think I think personally he's allegedly. How are you again? Hey Allegedly. How are you again? We just exactly I was married one. He was married though. Hey, will you just mean anything? We just he was a wonderful guy. Will you just we just about to call Vin Diesel hot? I'll say that it is pretty hot. He's pretty good. He's your type, right? Of course Now I'm at the Mac. Nice big nose long island guy with a little Lithuanian in him

This accident gets me like me. Oh, the shirt they all look good. I actually think that the rock would get his ass kicked because he's bulky. He can't move that big when you're that big. Vindy is can move faster. Oh yeah. And he's got more technique. What's the rock in it there?

The rock is the lowest. The lowest. There used to be a full ball a there's a former division one football that doesn't make you a tough person these will do it private Ryan you

20 years guys and ex listen to the likes listen vindies vindies will have shut up vindies will have 500 street fights okay you know what about? You understand when everybody talks it once, the people listening can't hear.

Shut the fuck up. You made that shit up. I didn't even hear. That is made up shit right there. No, you know, movie. Remember the movie when he grabbed the guy? I had 500 street fights. I don't remember the movie.

All right, well, that's, look at me that bandana. That's I don't remember the movie. All right, well that's like you mean that band-in. It was not a joke. So that was a joke. It's not a hanker joke. It's not a hanker joke. I took the band-in, okay? Tie them on your face. It won't fit.

Oh. Damn. Vin Diesel's is fucking terrible. You're gonna hear that from viewers when they watch your show. You see mecha runes. I tell you what, dude. This show, I get it. It's going good. I'm, it's fucking insane, dude.

I'm, I'm listening. I'm on a fucking show on FX with, I mean, the cast is ridiculous and I'm playing a fucking drummer. So I got like, I got two drum teachers, I get to learn drums, and tonight we shot in Brooklyn at this club, and we're on stage, fucking jamming. Like jam, like I'm a drummer

without having to do all the work to 20 years of learning how to drum. What do you mean? And I get to, I got all these fucking fake hot chicks in the front row, and while you're playing, they're fucking jamming like your gods. And I'm just fucking, and then they, you know, it's just a cot and then they go back to their iPhones. Like, fuck, I'll be done in a little bit.

I'm getting a hundred bucks for today. But it's the fucking best gig I've ever had. And I think, I mean, this show's gonna be good. It's very funny. We've done some funny, funny, funny, funnier shots. I'm just one of those. I'm getting, like, funny, funnily, funnily, funnily, funnily, funnily. I'm just one of those. I'm getting better, man.

When I came to your house, I went to Ant's house to the his show and your brother set up a drum kit. Yeah. And I was all ready to go. And, uh, but then it was so funny, Fred from Brooklyn. He's so, fucking, why love, by the way, who fucking great guy. He's like missing a toe because of diabetes.

He's, he's wailing on the drum the Trump no he's three he has a pain but I'll get that story yeah he hasn't played three years because he lost a towel at diabetes so he jumped on the kid for the first time and he's fucking well and I'll Tom Sawyer I mean little you know I mean it's he's fucking nuts he's so good and he's playing and I'm just like I don't want to I can play ACDC I got done This guy's playing fucking Zeppelin with a fucking no-toe He's a many and it was him and he goes yeah, I haven't played in three years

It's like the most amazing thing I've ever seen So I was like I'm all set man. I'd rather just watch him play. I'm not gonna fuck I can play two things I can play any white trap song That's it I can do it's white stripes right? Trapse trap I thought he said white dress I was looking at Anthony I thought he said white dress I Was looking at Anthony

Really on the poster boy for white dress I have a fucking shrimp with a shirt with a gun on it and tight jeans Well, you get if you took my wall that you can still see where it was First of all, they don't take it up. They're not gypsies They they have a gun and they ask you to take it out Okay, they don't do any work. Yeah, they don't learn how to pick pockets. By the way, why the fuck? Gypsies by the way. Why the fuck in the floor is so like,

run or rollin' brooch? First of all, Florence, Florence. First of all, I'm still looking for a gypsy to walk up to me and go thinner. So speak for yourselves. But I have a bunch of gypsies. Hey. Any time.

The Kevin of Gypsies. You know what I'm gonna have a bunch of gypsies. Hey. And it's, I need to have a, I need to have a bunch of gypsies. Hey. And it's time I see one of those fucking donkeys with a wooden fucking trailer. I go piss him off. Hey, you fucking weirdos. I love that movie.

That was a great movie. You get a bunch of movies. Well, you don't like gypsies, huh? I don't know. It's like the fuck they, what the kids want to really? Orphans and shits and say. What? What do you do? The gypsies huh? It's like the fuck they what the kids were like orphans and shits and saying what? What do you do? The gypsies make it they rob you that's how they rob you

Yeah, they fucking have the little kids run up to you and they're like and then they grab you What are they crafty? They're like heard because you don't understand what they're saying. I don't think it's all you What's not a translate ant? What is gypsy? Gypsy What is that? What is gypsy? Gypsy what is that? What is it? Isn't it some kind of like nobody knows?

It's like a travel a traveling car A traveling like They had they had a show on TV. It was a reality show The gypsy's in the New York City and I don't you see? And I don't know, I would. They're travelers. And they would, they owned a lot. They owned these me. They owned these palm reading places.

And the palm reading places are always in prime real estate. Like, like fucking Starbucks would fucking shoot somebody for where they got this fucking fat gypsy and they're just waiting. Not one person walking in just a candle and a ball. Some fucking weird dog with some fucking mage. And then you see a kid come down a stair and go back up. They live there too.

They do, they live there. That's how they ball out. I tell you what they do though. This is, they fucking doop you, that's a day two. They doop you. Yeah, they're hustlers. Well, they are hustlers. And the love, I friend of mine had a,

they rent, they'll come in and sublet, they do a lot of sub, and then they squat and then they won't leave. And they'll say, hey, unless you give me 20 grand and then I'll fucking take off. So it's like, and it's not you can do, because you have to pay the rent, because they're not paying. Or you say, here's fucking 20 grand, get the fuck out.

And then- Burn the fucking place down. Well, none of it did a part of the bill, right? He's just, he's just, he's just gonna stop. Why is he losing his leg? He's not working out, burn the fucking place down. Well, not if it's an apartment building. He's just first. He's gonna stop. How is the loose is like? He's not working out burn the fucking place there. Listen, you need to stop watching Walking Dead, okay? You need to fucking.

He just said group-holes is one of his favorite movies. It's a show. Just burn the fucking place down and move out to Long Island at my house. You might have met. Ha, ha, ha. So here's the deal. We, uh, I fucking my my shit is I shit in a trailer today

Dude I do it. I'm fucking I'm it. Listen dude. I'm in I get a fuck I put my wrap around my finger jamming in my asshole and I turn from Jimmy That's what Jimmy's always said he does now. Why does that? I can't understand it Well, I'm talking about it. There's a certain point where you have a seal on the human body It's called your ass hole. Yeah, no, you don't have to fucking go further up there and not if you put shit in it every day The seal doesn't work It's like your ass hole. Yeah, not if you don't have to fucking go further up there. And not if you put shit in it every day. The seal doesn't work. It's like a leaky valve at that point.

Even way check valve that has been shoving shit. I got you. If it's not permanent, if it's not permanent, if it's getting fucked in his fucking hole every day, he drowned one day. You see what I'm saying? You want to put your finger up, man?

It's fucking fucked up. Yeah, he puts his finger up his ass. I cleaned it out. All right. Like a chimney. I'm literally right here. I'm going to explain it if you shut the fuck up. I'm just investing up a day.

I have a bidet, but I can't. And you still put the finger up, yes? Well, hang on one second. You're a fugitory asshole. I have it at my house. I don't bring my toilet with me. That's real or? I just got the brand new bidet in the house.

The new bidet I got has an enema feature. Oh, wow. Okay, so that's pretty much this. I'm just summed everything up your hands. So I'm getting to it. So the enema feature on my new day, which you all went didn't have, it's just high pressure water.

It's like, it's like fucking, it's civil rights fucking footage. I don't know it, I don't know it. All right, thanks, thanks. I don't look at you. You don't look at that, I'm sorry. It's a silence. I looked at peel on that one.

I mean, key, key, I looked at you. So you don't even know the difference Come on, bro. Here's a deal. It shoots water literally into your ass. If you learn how to open your asshole up Why would you learn? Like an episode of Kung Fu. What do you mean? You've learned it. You learned it just like the karate Yeah, you learn it from Anthony put the jacket on take the jacket off put the dick here No, I I can I don't I can open up your ass a little bit. Let's stuff in just like your mind Proving it first. Are you prepping it? I wipe I wipe no no one I'm home

I'm using the bedad you choose the bedad and then I use one little thing of toilet paper just to make sure at the end Because I still don't trust you don't prep your asshole first. What do you mean prep it? I don't know what you're saying is what do you mean like no tell us I just I just I just Can't just laugh I want to break down Packling fucking weirdo. Listen. She just says stuff. I don't know tells Hang on Zay they freaking me out fucking goddamn fucking round Listen lead singer of journey now I give you great talk talking men are you too, but it's really sad that you know

That is the point You look like an extra on blackish your mom That was I I can't believe it. I was great, man. What I do is I push the button and it cleans your ass hole out. And then it has a, now the old one I had you step to move around a little bit. The new one, it has a thing that goes forward and back. Of course you're lazy. Or pulses.

No, it cleans your ass hole. Your old bidet, your old place is green. This new one blows it away. I missed that. The new one blows it away I missed that the new one blows it away I'll have to try it out one day. It's only three hundred bucks, too. It's great You take your totes. Eat off you put this one on you plug in the water you stick the thing in the wall It's fucking amazing you walk out to the street in a Mexican dross your ass The roast was right about you Yeah, we're both in the lineup. You know what, the roast, the roast was right about you.

You fucking piece of shit. If y'all come on, we've all been to the car wash. It's so hot. So, man, it's coming for everybody. This is like a leasing lamp and Ellie show here today. We, uh, per few bucks more. We, um, and then when I go like when I'm in the, today, I'm in the trailer, which which shit in the trailer thing is awful

You know, they're just these little toilets and you know, it's like shit on an airplane You know, that's just awful. I hate shitting on airplanes. I just fucking hate it It flushes but kind of you know, they mean it's like that round ball that turns and then go and shit I was skims that fucking ball so there's always shit on that little ball That's your power And shit always skims that fucking ball. So there's always shit on that little ball. Not just that power, though. It's not the ball. Yeah. He got those job power ones, the one.

Shhh. Yeah. No, that's on a plane. That's on a plane. These dead don't have that. Yeah, yeah. But I, uh, and then, so I wipe with the toilet paper, then I'll get a, uh, a baby wipe, and I'll wipe my ass again.

And then I'll get another baby wipe, and I'll literally, uh, The one who just take a shower. Do you take a shit? Oh no. Mr. Kelly, you're doing the set. I'm washing my ass. I got my part 10 of me wiping my fucking ass. My asshole. My asshole.

Now you may be loose count of my baby wipe or fucking squatting in the sink. We, you need a hand learned. Just the carrot, just the carrot for your asshole. And then just look at your asshole. When do you do that? That's the part. I get the baby wipe and I wrap it around my finger

and then I'll go down my seam. You know the seam? Oh, the goods? The goods? You know, the fucking seam of your hat, the taint, you know? It's a taint, okay. It's, yeah ball that tea that that taint seam goes all the way up Three in nuts three you fucking dick if you follow it You can follow that

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Have you heard of it? Okay, can I please show Anthony? Please Are you bringing it your deck? Let me see the photo. I'm gonna show Z I'm gonna show you this and then you tell me just a photo. Here's a deal. You then you tell me tell me just a photo here's a deal you tell me this this fucking thing is I mean it's a monster it's it's it's it's it's it's the leave the room the the problem he's actually getting it hard right now he's gonna show you the dick I've seen a lot of dicks in my life. Let me see it first though.

I know what you show. I want you to show Anthony and Z. Make sure the camera's don't see. I don't want the cameras to see itself. Just keep it on me. So after you show Z first,'s see that go to her face I want to see are you ready for this is the best thing? Let's do something done. This is I swear to God this picture. There you go. All right show her face

Yo, he's got a nice body. Let's off the bat That's what we're looking at it's gonna fucking nine foot caulk hanging down and you're pretending you're looking at his abs It's literally to the thigh. Yeah, I now show Anthony No show Anthony. Don't show the camera. Don't show the camera. Okay. Oh That's a decimator right there. That's crazy. Beat the pussy out right now show you every now Show your girlfriend If you dare You want to keep she can

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He just went, I don't want it. My parents will be offended. I won't be able to marry my girl. He's the fuck it has all. Congratulations on that thing. Yeah right. I would walk around like a total asshole of that. Hey let me ask you question Z. It's present. It's up to me. Um no if does that does that do it for you? You know what? Yeah because you see the body. If you just if you don't see the body there's no way to envision the so you so you really like shredded dude you don't see the body, there's no way to envision the thing. So you really like shredded dudes. You don't like fat dudes. You know, I like a little cushion for the person.

Right? Get into a little chub. But you'd, I mean, you'd rather choose a fucking guy like with only because A stamina. He lasts more. Oh yeah. You have to wear whatever stroke on your tits. That's like a...

Are you in me? Are you in me? It's like two bombs you're done. I can't fuck with that. You just feel my cold forehead on your chest Clammy, I feel like a mom like my fucking on my teeth half my face looks like Bell's paulsy Don't call my wife call the ambulance tell drag me to the curb Tell them you found me in front of you Oh

With a dumb balloon That's so pathetic I'm so that's what the story is gonna It was really sweet though Santa then like Brian's song Give me some vodka Give me some vodka. Throw me back and re-app. All right, so let's go to the chat room real quick. I want to hear what these fucking lunatics are.

All right, chat room, what do you got going on? A lot of people, they're just fighting them on themselves. These guys are going to be like, hang on, Anthony's here. That's true. That's a fucking kumi of fanbase. You fucking queers.

Push up on one of them if you've of fan base lies. You fucking queers. Push them on, if you've been to Riverhead, you know, that kind of thing. Oh, no, I've never been arrested. Thank God. What is that? What is Riverhead? Part of where the jail is out in the Long Island.

Oh, really? Yeah. Why would you get arrested? I don't know. I was taken to the station once when I, like, didn't have a license with Suspended or something years ago back in the 80s. Oh, really?

That's about it though. Really? I've tried to be, you know, straight and narrow. Yeah, that's why you send a video doing 190 around the fucking, huh? I didn't say that. I was in a Manhattan.

Occasionally reckless. Yeah, I just got fired. What are you going? Where? Oh, that's right. I was in the phone with Bobby. I'm talking to him with a phone all year. It's brrrrr. You know, a car's fast when it's letting a

I did the the FDR and then around to the West Side highway and I was on the phone with Bobby like the whole time I'm gonna hunt about 110. I'm gonna hot on a pilot doing 48 Trying to try to make it up to my family Just chatting Yeah, yeah, yeah, that and he's cracking up. He go. He's on his phone, we're just chatting. He's like, he's, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy. And he's cracking up, he's laughing, he goes, ah, I'm doing 120! Southwest.

Feliode's talking to an eccentric millionaire. Really, it was just a crazy thousandaire. Six dollars a month, everybody, not bad. Come on, yeah, that's right. What are they saying? Deep, the chat's going nuts, but like just fucking themselves they're like just gonna read it.

Say it. Every time he does this he doesn't read it and it's the fucking thing he should ever. He's too into it. Well I have to interpret it somehow if I just read it directly. Yeah, if I do his work Bobby. Okay, get it.

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That's some Indian shit. I don't believe in that. I think you should have let the fucking justice system handle it. That's the thing that comes across. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love that. I'm right there.

Do you need not do it again Mexican's Indian So so all of so shut up. I Get it. I'm kidding That guy had to like Like make friends with him and shit and it and get them to come over to dinner and but don't can I say something about your dick off but okay, in fact fucked up shit happens to all of us But there's been those situations within my brain. I fantasized doing shit like that and you're like all right Stop stop stop because you don't want to you don't want to go too far down that road

Stop because you don't want to you don't want to go too far down that road To have all joker mags about wanting my wife dead I want I wanted to go through ahead from the Empire State Building one day I'm gonna give you some candy I just had to I had a warrant out it wasn't a minute stop telling this warrants story Listen to me trying to make it sound like what was your warrant for what was your warrant for I didn't pay by a path to get You know I had a war now paid by a path ticket Oh my god You hit a shit in your heart Dude, you know I had a war right now

You got a block you quit Motherfucker's trying to cast you in shit You like man they got warrants out of you What happened, Bren? Let's go to Newark Let's go to Newark and then How was it that I've been arrested in you hands? He's been arrested

Hey listen He's got 75 cents and this thing ain't payin' fucking it He can't war it out of you Don't say it it don't say it That was my grandma Listen, stay down stay down You brat michael said that I don't know, black twitter stand down I saw will win, what did you say?

It was my only with the windows rolled up for the escalade Listen What did you want to kill people for? with the windows roll up the escalade. Yeah. Listen. What did you want to kill people for? Well, I can't imagine you wanted to kill someone. I didn't want to kill anybody. I had, all right. So I had this, oh my god. Oh my god.

I never kill anybody. I had this roommate. No, I had this roommate. No fault with that brand. It all fault. It's not too crazy. Let him let him finish. Go ahead.

He was really rude. He was like, you fucking smelled all the time. He was fucking his girlfriend. The heat. I had no privacy. I mean, we the time. He was fucking his girlfriend, the heat. I had no privacy. I mean, living in Lewis Gomez. It's Jay. I know.

That's the only thing you get mad at. That is the Jay. He wouldn't be responsive towards me being like, yo, you gotta be more mindful. I'm not only a child, so I'm not used to sharing my space already. He wasn't, he wasn't. And he was like, fucking on my TV.

He broke my TV in shit. And so I'm like bullying you. So I'm like like all right. Well, this is what I did though We were in the dorms and I fucking documented his shit This is hilarious Document your shit You didn't do a video. You actually used documents, right? I'm not going to cast a case.

I'm going to build a case. I'm going to build a case. Hang on a second. Hang on. He didn't use his iPhone. He actually had files. This guy typed out. Him and Ilifolver.

I want to turn these in. Or he does. If you take a second to read these five documents. I kind of had you just... Did you really? Did you lemonade it, too? Oh, my God. Take a second to read these these five documents Laminated to I document the email and I was just like I got this fucking I got a two-bedroom to myself. I hope he's still looking for you He put a spreadsheet. I hope one day you walk in like a bunch of fines I hope I'll be one day I hope one day you walk him back to your story

Where the fuck you live and you smell him and you're Shit and he's like yo motherfucker He's got all the documents Oh, I had spreadsheet. Have you ever been arrested? No, I keep my shit tight. No What does that mean? Yeah, no? I'm been arrested man. Oh, don't even like bring that into the world This is Malik, right? Yeah, it's Malik. Okay, okay My brown's been on the right side of the law. Don't I still have you ever wanted to kill somebody?

Well, yeah, really yeah many times a day a day man every day Yeah, every day just just to let the lill this no Fuck is that no, I mean, I mean just like things like like today I was talking this this one dude, and he said he only liked the first half of American history ex. No! Okay, listen to him, man, kill him right now. Oh, shit!

Hey, listen, hang on a second. The biggest of your guys. He's armed. Literally, yeah. He's armed. No, he has a nine millimeter here, and then there's another white guy over there. Hey.

They go get, they already got these. And don't, just in case. He doesn't like bitchin' or. And don't you think, oh, they're not family good, babe. Don't you think he gave, he under-fucking-fifty birthday, a nice little gun, too. Here's a pink, here's a pink, she got a hood of braises coming on. The last thing we do is go to Mike Brown, Trillium. I'm thinking of just selling justice for, He's coming home. Oh my god. Oh my god. Can we have some of these guys in my brown trailer? I'm thinking of just selling justice for and then just iron on letters with the bag.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, if you ever wanted to kill somebody, like in this country. Oh my god. You're a fucking man. Oh my god.

Fuck this shit. You did? Not like every day like Mike. Yeah, well not every crazy like Mike. One time. What did you want to do? Just kill him off fucker. Not not like every day like Mike. Yeah, well not ever it's crazy like Mike one time What did you want to do? Well, all right, well you don't have to say it that real conviction you get a little funnyness to it immediate documents He he he he he had another character is doing

Why why why why did you want to kill a motherfucker? I? Got I got bullied in the seventh grade You did is that why you got a big dick? God bless you I got something for you a lot of black guys. They're gonna dance with their bully So you got he buddy dude you man I Look look this gonna sound crazy. Oh, can we listen? I I look look this gonna sound crazy. Oh, can we listen I

Cuz it's a lot guess we're in seventh grade. Yeah, and we're in school. Yeah, I'm in school. Yeah, I'm okay school Yeah, I'm trying and and they came up to me they Magarrit and Lamont came up to me say and Magarris said it sounds like a sitcom in the 70s Magarris said Magarrit Lamont what's up motherfucker? How you doing? You wanna hear the story? I do, but I wanna be funny too. Yeah, I'm not NPR, you can't.

This isn't, I'm not Marin, okay? Oh shit. McGarry told me a tension. I never heard the tension before. He said a tension? Yeah, a tangent, like in the military, a tangent. He said that to you. A tangent.

I know what that meant. So I was just, I kept, I got out. I can go to a military school. I started break dancing Make a Attention I'm like I'm like He touches boy, uh, I said you know, I'm fucking no attention me. And then he goes, you know what I'm gonna tell you, when you go attention, I'm like, oh shit. And I was just still there like this. He said, yeah, so anyway, we want every day, every Thursday, we want the school money,

we want the lunch break, bro. Oh, shut down. And then he goes, and then he goes, at ease. So I just stood like this, and I said, at ease. You started break dancing again? I know what that is. I never heard that, I mean. You know, if you kept breaking this in the first place, they would think you retarded and they would let kill us. You understand that dancing again? I know what I mean. I never heard that either.

You know, if you kept breaking dancing the first place, they would think you retarded and they would let you love you. You understand that, right? All you have to do is not talk and keep doing the worm. And you would have been maybe breaking into the robot. The worm got pissed off. You should really don't something just left shoulder cock and march away. See?

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Give it. You got your dear rag. Thank you. I was waiting for the A-body and then he was smacking me the back of my head. I'm guessing at ease. I said, more fuck at ease, more fuck at ease. And what'd you say?

I don't know what that ease mean. You said, relax. I said, I can't relax. Good. You said relax. I said I can't relax good You said attention And you but you okay? I know I said I'm like I got killed these motherfuckers You got it. Why were you so submissive and then so fucking me? How do you go from okay? How do you go from break dancing? To attention to at ease? I'm gonna kill him motherfucker. They would they would they bullied me throughout the summer grade and then I would I wanted to fight

I wanted to kill him, but I couldn't I couldn't kill him right that's sad man I mean we wouldn't know what the saddest my red blood story That was it that was it you asked, but I want to kill somebody, and that's what you did. I do, what about you, Zay? All the time. Really? I fucking hate everybody.

No. For the most part. No, it was last seriously, one was last time, do one was really wanted to kill somebody. Oh. Hmm. That sounds good. That's really good.

No, no, no, no, there's a lot of times guys will be a little over the top of me. What do you mean? You know, just like hitting on you. So guys, this shit, like, when I'm on my way here, I had some douche bag. A little cat calling street or something. Not even douche. You know what it is?

It's like I try not to be rude kind. You know, if you want to tell me I'm beautiful, great. Thank you. I appreciate that. But if I want to tell you, you're okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm like, I don't know how the fuck I got here.

I get along in this face and suck at a meeting dick. No baby, you alright? You alright? You alright? You alright? I'm sure you mad. You play it on my ass and I'm going to do squats. You ain't the best, but you ain't the worst.

What's up? I'm like, oh shit. You kind of mean you. What's up with that blood ass? What's up with that delicious blood ass? I fuck you at it. It's all the same when I'm stuffing it in your face. Yo, you hotter than AA dance.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm holding a balloon for you. You're fucking. No, so yeah. I want to eat this so this guy downstairs, he was just driving me fucking nuts. He's obviously drunk.

Right. Obviously drunk. I was like, hey, what's up? Hey, you, you, you, you, you, I'm like, I can't fucking understand you was it was his name dove He smile you're Recognizing they're retarded. Yeah, you let it go. You know, but he just keeps going and going He's like let me talk to you. Let's go have a drink. I'm like, fuck you, H. You really? No, wait, all the time. Like, you're just going to hell. No, not to be a kind. Not to be a kind,

but from a vagina perspective. Right. We don't want to fuck all of you. Right. He just don't. We just don't. I want to fuck you. You'll definitely know. You end up doing it one way or another Scared of Z man, yeah, I'll cut a bitch. Yeah, why? You have a knife on you What is it? Is that Z is that Z like a Chinese star? I'll say I can find one of those as you walk it away. It's in the tree You know these black dudes are top. You don't even know Phil Pino's will cut you I know yeah

Well, I heard the story I what we will My mom is a fucking crazy bitch I don't even know, Filipino's will cut you. I know, yeah, I heard the story. I, what? We will. We will. My mom is a fucking crazy bitch, Chad. Yeah, really? And then cut you in a minute. What do you mean, cut you? Oh, yeah, they can't cut you mean. What?

What does it cut you mean? I don't know, I live in Westchester. Maybe you're in a line to get the cheese and they cut you. That's what it means to me. You fucking asshole. All right, I'm not from a third world country. It's like where it means immediately stabbing somebody in the cheek. Okay? It means to me, you fucking asshole. Alright, I'm off from a third world country where it means immediately stabbing somebody in the cheek.

We're both third worlds, so we're gonna stab all the fuck. You have been to six flags, douchebag. A buffet? I've been cut and not with a knife. Oh, shit. I've done a lot of cutting it buff days too I listen to this fucking show is literally one of the fucking best shows I've ever done Anthony how much fun man fuck I could we could let we could go on forever. Um, yes. Um, I

I'm very excited you showed up tonight. I am too. Uh, you're in your in town. You're in town for what? Why are you why are you coming around? No week and you with Keith the cop who's fucking one of my servants proclaimed executive producer of the Anthony Kumio show who just decided to be and I was like, yeah, okay. I have Chris Scopo. There you go. Hey, how you doing? Hello, man. We got two fucking jack offs from Long Island fucking. Yeah, I'm going to be.

Oh, no, no, no. We're going to be coming back in for all the comedy shenanigans. But what are you doing this week? Just hanging out. Just hanging out. Just to press on the flesh, talking to people. I think it's, can I say something? Yes, sir.

I think it's good that you get not of that fucking compound I think it's the good start you fucking made Literally you fucking made it so you don't have to leave your house I think it's great that you get in the fuck out and you know, it's time to fucking you know come back in the city It's something to do. Yeah hang out show you face and and do you think yeah? Good Anthony coome you dot com by the way and then he could be a dot com and you can actually he's one of the first guys to do this Oh, yes, and he's setting a curve which I think is great. You are yeah And it use it's a podcast

Not one day a week. It's four times a week. It's HD video, it's four to six PM. You don't have to make mine, we're doing four days a week. We're doing 720 here. We made 14K modem. And it's a... All right, we got the whole studio set up and everything. And yeah, it's subscriber based though,

so I don't have to answer to anybody. I don't have, you know, a boss or even sponsors. If a sponsor ever took a call from somebody that said, hey, we don't like what Anthony said while you were advertising on a show, the sponsor would tell him to go fuck themselves. Really? That's the type of quality sponsors I get on my program.

So you have gun sponsors and knife sponsors. You have all hunting sponsors. That would be good, yeah. They really don't care. Your sponsors, if you want to sponsors and knife sponsors. You have all hunting sponsors. That would be good. Yeah, they really don't care. Your sponsors, if you want to fuck and get yourself a book, come on down to Bob's book shop. You want to get a coon, wink, wink. Come on down.

I want it. That had to be the worst thing I've ever said. Wait, wait, wait. Anything he made it real. It wasn't even like clever already I was I give me a good one what should I have done You know this now man. All right, well listen No, you have Malik I have I have

Yeah, what's up mother fuck I'm actually I'm actually Thank you, thank you Listen, I think it's great what you're doing. Are you went off you did your own thing? I think with Jimmy and Opie doing they stayed and they're fucking doing their thing. It's becoming it It's sucked sure serious took half my money split it between them Beautiful I'm sure what you amigur is a split piece of that was split

Probably went up. It's probably right poor Samton get anything again Poor kid works 900 shows fucking me But you know, I mean the show you know, it's a it's a new show It's a lot and you're over here doing your show and you it's what is it a month to get your show? It's very inexpensive. It's only seven dollars a month. For how many shows? That you're getting you're getting four shows a week. For how long? What? How long is the show? How long is your show? Two hours long. Two hours show, four a week. That's pretty fucking great.

Do some math. Sally Struthers asked for more to feed some starving little African kids Yeah, I will go like that. It's actually it's back They don't like when you're saying African and the tone you said I'm sure they're starving wise they got to be African in Italy too? I don't care about that me either I Put those for us chipsies. I think that God damn gypsy kids. Yeah, we all hate you So you're in town now you're gonna be doing this live in the city at all

Yes, yes, we're scoping out locations. How about you do it? How about you do it live at the village underground? Yes, why don't we get that coming I would do that in a second and I'll produce it With your producer. Yes, and we'll use my producer. We'll put our producers together I'm there and we'll put together a nice live Anthony Kumiya love it from the village underground I like it and we'll get some What what who is'll get some, we'll, we'll, who is, we get some whores. Get some whores, didn't it?

Hey, Jake! We'll get some whores. We'll get some whores, and then we'll have backpacks and hand out lollipops out front. They'll suck up an anjuice. Ha ha ha. Good, good, good.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Good, good. Chris, no, in a second, come on. Yeah Yeah hook it up a Keith. I go anywhere Leave the house often, but when I do look out I Like I look at he's not gonna use He's not gonna use it. He's gonna take a picture of me about it. That's gonna be our own.

I'm gonna say it as ourwoodswitter. That's where he had it. Look out. You're home. You're on our gun. You're on with the fucking iPhone Plus. You're here. Yeah, you're on with the fucking iPhone Plus.

You're here. Well, let me tell you a thing or two. Let me get my thumbs going. It's just awful. I did. Well, you are the best for coming out, brother. I want to thank Keith. Thank you for bringing them down Keith. What do you got anything to say that he's forgetting? His shirt is amazing by the way

Migit porn don't break my fucking Jesus Christ. Oh, geez look at him. He's kind of talking Oh that ain't it December 56 we're gonna be doing a poker tournament up at Mohia and Son. Really? What the fuck, how could you forget that? That's why Keith is here. You are so lucky.

Let me just say something. Oh my, what the fuck? If you didn't have money, let me taste something. Let me tell you what you're gonna be. You're gonna be like that fucking ginger baker guy. Oh shit. Smoke is cigarettes with a bunch of horses you can't afford you better We're actually gonna officially now to this week December 5th and 6th up Mohican 200 persons yes poker tournament. Wow. We're gonna be a good one

Yeah, a couple comedians from the buy of the show Friends I think it's a hundred that's not that bad at all cheap Big cheap I want to go to this one is it all man December fits I think you're out of town because I was looking I scheduled to try book you up there actually I'd love to fucking play poker That would be fun and you got a lot of guys that come over you house and play Oh, yeah, we got that and then the blackjack afterwards once I get knocked out I'll go to blackjack and that Fucking insane. Yeah, you most of most you've ever won I'll go to Blackjack and that gets fucking insane. Yeah, you, what's the most you have ever won?

I'm gonna try to 190,000. Damn. Yeah, fuck those guys. Find me a rich motherfucker out there. Yeah, if you haven't seen Anthony play Blackjack, it's worth the drive to Mohican just to spend an hour watching the play. We'll lose my money to him.

It's a fucking spectacle. Don't you have a pillow? I used to have a pillow that I'd bring down and punch Keith would hold it and I Cuts up and maybe let me just do the language like I'm not calling you the content. I'm calling the cards Maybe she get maybe she gave you a pillow iPhone case so you can't fucking ruin your career again I Got you back

That's great man that sounds like a fucking yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun What else? Yeah, I'm gonna be a good time so that yeah, I'm Anthony Kumya.com We're gonna have all the details this week if you're up in that area you want to come up to be registration rooms everything or geez Oh, yeah, there's gonna be orgies. Oh, absolutely. Oh, I'm a Rooms everything or geez. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be orgy's y'all absolutely Plenty of are you gonna be in an orgy sex and With the girl that I Orgy not beastie Earlier dreams I was gonna show with a balloon Curly your dreams I was gonna show with a balloon

Balloon and tears She take it fucking handed back to me with your gizol over it. Yeah There you go, dude. There you go fatty bring this down to the buffet I would slug a balloon if you gave it to me. You what? What do you mean slug it? You like what do what is slug it. What do you mean slug it? No, it slugs you. What does slug do? It's slugs you. They leave a nice, good one. Oh, a trail on.

That's the limit. She'd slug it for you. Dude, I want to be you. Listen, this is what you did. You're dropping in, Bob, and you. You're my dude. You're my dude. You better do what to be.

How bad do you want to be slug? Do you want to get slugs? I like my career. You want to get slugs, because love snow, because I love people. I love people, and I love my life. And I think we're all equal, and I think we're trying, and we all need to love each other more. I'm so positive.

Like a rainbow above this motherfucker. Oh, shit. I think I'm gonna be one of those. I really, I really... You're riding on that balloon right now. Oh, I really fucking... I really do have the ticket to end everything right here in my Terrible you know the other one fucking pull the trigger

Oh All you Sleep a little more hours Wow Oh Wow Wow, okay, here we go. Oh shit. What I'm saying is you you got married at young age Then you fucking that you got married and then you fucking you got the career now you're fucking you 68 Just go I'm just looking at your face. How old are you? She's a scryce. I'm just going by what I'm seeing. She's just got nervous. She's got a bite in her fingernails again.

She got a bite in fingernail habit that you fucking painted that fucking terrible fingernail polish on to get rid of. Stop biting your nails. You're embarrassing me at the fucking store. It's not the same though because she doesn't have braces anymore. Yeah, throw. So kind of nice. So, but...

So, I can't even take her. She's so hot. I can't take her. I was literally fucking grabbed my wife and baby by the ankles. Oh my god. No, I'm kidding. She's the worst. You gotta go.

I love it. No, I'm kidding. I love it. But you're're living your life. Yeah, well, I mean you're having a fucking blast right now. I yes, knock would it literally it is not literally Well, they don't make that the only thing that would make that better of right now. You just grabbed your chest Fell right into camera. Oh my god. Oh I felt right into camera. Oh my god. Oh shit. Hand it. It was she heard.

She's so happy. She gets it. We see her walk out with the fucking will. Let's go back to the compound. That I own. That's not a bad situation. Listen, dude, thank you for coming on. Make sure you check out his show.

Subscribe to it. It's, it's, look man. And we got a free week coming up Thanksgiving week. That's great. I feel like in all these shows, you know, it's good that you, you, you, you are charged. I mean, you're charging for something but you're getting a lot for your, away more for your money than you,

than a lot of other things. You're getting all these shows, all these back contents, all this other shit you doing It's amazing. He's hygiene shenanigans He's crazy. H.T. So it's you know, we've got the video content there and you brothers doing his own show now too He's out of his fucking mind. Oh, yeah, yes. He'll be by association, baby That's what he says. Yeah, well All right, I'll get your tone no joke

I Paris the competition fucking Bobby All right, I'll get your tone no Joe no I Pissed the competition fucking ball. He's crazy. No, I was trying to promote a show But you're like hey, he's out of his mind No, all right, so let's go through the fucking ratcheter and now Z. What do you got? You could check me out on box talk.com. I have a biweekly podcast that I do with a fellow vagina I heard about that. What's the name of it? It's called the litter box.

It's basically like two-chick, yeah. The litter box, turd, if you turd, Sam actually came up with some great, turd liners for us. Just two girls talking about rock and roll, talking about dudes, dicks, dick picks. Your dick pick is gonna come up, you know that, right? King Kong over here.

King Kong over here. I'm sorry we're gonna give him cocaine next time. Yeah just listen to a Bobby you said don't talk all that once what the fuck is wrong with you dude. I didn't hear anything you just said. I don't even know what you Yes check us out box talk.com Tupajon is to clams chat and do in our oh yeah, I like clams. I want it. I want to take it It was You know that gourmet shit Where are you coming from at the end of the show?

Get fired up right now listen. I want to thank you for coming on It was a crazy first show to come on. Why fucking on? But you fucking handed yourself well, and I appreciate you coming back on again. Anytime, maybe. You're the best. Anytime.

What do you got? I'm going to get you last. Will, you go. You could follow me on Twitter. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh. Are you dying? What's happening?

We're still friends. W-I-L-S-Y-L-V-I-N-C. Uh-uh. You could, I'll be at, I'll be at lovely live this weekend. This weekend. All right. This show comes out on Monday. Okay.

Well, I'll be, I'll be done with lovely live. Nah, nah. There's a lot of people in the charroom. So make sure you give them, no, no, no, no. They're all his friends. They're not going to see him. They're all Anthony Chappell. You just, nah. There's a lot of people in the charroom. So make sure you put them in. No, no, no, no, no. They're all his friends, they're not gonna see him. They're all Anthony's friends. Jesus, no, that's not true.

He's getting empowered, right? It's not like he's a fucking, and they fucking, they're O and A fans that split off. That, you know, they love Patrice and Keith and everybody, that's ridiculous to say. They're about two of them, huh? So, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, that's ridiculous to say everybody. They're about to. Huh? And I'm one step.

And then then then. That's fucking awful. That's awful. Well it's true. We all know it. Yeah, there's a lot of things that are true, but you don't have to fuck up. Whip them out of the end, you cock sucker.

Because you had too many high knees. No, I loved Patrice. I did too. I'm a sprintastic. I do too. I checked out his hat. I have his hat is here. It's right there.

Right there. I was looking at that before. I fucking love him. I checked out his hat. I have his hat is here. It's right there. Right there. I was looking at that before. I fucking love him. I miss him so much. A little shrine in the box. Myself. All right, so you got Will Sovents, and you got everybody listenin' live right now.

Do me a favor. Go to his Twitter, follow Will Sovents, and also go see him this weekend. And tweet out his, retweet his dates and spread the word on Facebook and Twitter. Get a bunch of people out to see him this weekend over at the Lovety Live in NIAQ, right? Yes, sir. Great club, great place to see comedy.

Go check out Will, he's fucking hilarious. I mean, you're gonna need an interpreter for some of the show. But that's part of the fun, Will, you're gonna go, what the fuck did he just say? I think he said, tutu tutu. I don't know. Oh, he's wearing a two pay. I don't know what he said. But I know, Will is fucking one of these

funniest guys walking right now. You've really gotten a lot better. Oh, wow. Oh my god. Consolation prize. Silver medal or two. Oh, okay, worse than what I said. No, Will is, dude, I was in fucking Bermuda with this kid.

He went up every fucking night in a nihilated. Clean. Like, we had to be clean, because it was these, you know, Bermuda crowd. He fucking went up. First of all, it's like a hundred fucking degrees in the place. He's wearing that hat.

He didn't sweat. I don't know what the cultural thing, I don't know what the fuck it was It's like that who needs it. Oh shit. I fucking God. I'm so I haven't a Little bottle long. I'm so turned on right now. I just wish my dick was fuck was presentable It's just not presentable like even if you like I want a second right now. I don't care. I'd have to care Because you'd be like I thought it'd keep for I'm just like a right now, I don't care. I'd have to care. You'd be like, I thought it'd be care.

You'd be pointing to keep friends. But I do care. Yeah, pointing to keep friends. I pointed to you. I pointed to you. My ass was squeaky clean. What? That's true.

You squeaky got that out. Follow the yellow background. You fucking cuck, Saga. All right, Mike Brown, what do you got? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it, check it, wait up. Y'all, you know who it is. Mike Brown, that yellow, Mike Brown on Twitter. But that oh yeah? Yeah, you'll check it check it Wait up y'all you know what is Mike Brown at yo Mike Brown on Twitter But that that that follow your boy and for any of the white listeners out there if you want to check out something

If you listening right now live on a dull swim tonight There's a new Tom Sharpling project the new bridge the live action joint And I'm in that so go watch that and dull swim don't know when that's coming out time wise, but just watch it and yeah Come the outliers blow great man blow blow so at the end Don't know when that's coming out time wise, but just watch it and yeah, come you out loud. It's blue. Great man Wow, so at the end so when you're Mike Brown, it's like that, glad, glad, glad Yeah, yeah, just when you're just white. Yeah, when yeah, yeah, like like a kind of mainstream. Yeah, cuz I want shotgun. Yeah, yeah It's like a turkey hunt. Yeah Turkey, that's like interpretation of mainstream

Granddad's shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the old one Could you fucking have any fucking wider serial killer fans? Next time? It's fucking guy. Is that a two-pay? What is that? You have to cast the archer in the room. I mean, my man's got his sunglasses. My god, it's always had a good head of hair on. He looks like every music teacher ever. How cool, man, how cool.

Did you bring your piccolo? He used to wonder who learns it on the children. And... Pay the music in it. P Collins, what do you got, kid? Comedy outliers. We're're in New York County Festival. We sold out of our general seating today, but we do have stand in the room.

If you guys come out Saturday, 78 Reads Street, downtown in Manhattan, come to the show, starts at 7 p.m., sold out, but we have Sodor, we have Damien Lemon, we got Michelle Wolf, huge line of Mark Normans on it. It's insane, so. I was on it, You were on it. But Bobby's on it too. Yeah. You sold out. You don't need me. I know. So I'm

he's not on it no more, but you know, I'm doing I gotta do comics come on. I will definitely hopefully we can show no. I want to do your show, man. Yeah. Yeah. I really I've I've I'm a bit of fan of of of key and peel for a long time. To come down and do your show, maybe we do some improvs, I guess some improvs. Would you do hands or something? You guys can follow me at, at Mr. and the Sour Becounds.

Come on, let's talk over. Let's talk over. I got a other score. How funny is Key and Peele though? That's all right. They're fucking hilarious, they are hilarious. They're fucking, I think. When they did that fucking football shit,

when they came out and they would do in the names Dude you gotta see He was watching American history I know my mission listen to me Funny is hell what's that? Let me tell you something they do this thing where What's that? Let me tell you something. They do this thing where they're in there.

It's almost like, what is it? Like, all-star game football. What do they call a football? Let me see football. They do the names. And they tell their college. Dude, but the names keep getting ridiculous. Just boy.

Get in the way. Redick them up. ridiculous You don't get the hang of chiff for most mouth by the way Should be a different fucking hang of chiff who will mouth all right you should be the last person to fuck with I say Ridicular and you and I know what he means I'm gonna fuck with, I say ridiculous and you and I know what he means. You're on the line. You're on the line. You're on the line. You're on the line. You're on the line.

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You're on the line. You're on the line. You're on the line. You're on the line. You're on the line. What do you got Scopo? I see me on Twitter at Chris Scopo and Bobby's dates. Yeah, so this weekend, if you're listening live, you'll be at the comments, come home and the boss thing. Boston Garden, the lineup is fucking stupid. You know, a burr on it. Oh shit. Jimmy Fallon, you said. Jimmy Fallon?

No, I was wrong. I mean, everybody's out. The Al Magical, was an Al Magical? It's, I don't know where I'm. Anywhere you go on this lineup. Who's closing that show? I don't fucking know dude, but I closed it last year. Wow, which was fucking I was going Mayer, Menino. I'm like, 30, 30, 30, 30. Oh shit. Oh, that sucks. You had the news first. No, you guys fucking made fun of him for 10 years ago.

We got that's what we got fired for. A set of Manino was dead. I remember that, but that was, you know, 18 years ago. Yeah, you guys, if you guys, you guys always the first firing. All the first firing. You guys have no first.

First. You're on your third firing. Maybe you should check out the signpost God's been giving you Hey, hey you get fired fired hard attack and fired I'm still gonna fuck you on chicks and drink good deal Live in the life live in the life can we take it to heaven? I give you a heart attack and fight it three times You couldn't take the hit, you fucking cock sucker. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's April 6th, it's an air date. So that's cool, they usually don't get that. Usually film it and then they figure out where it's gonna be. This show will be on FX in April, which is awesome.

That's about right. Great, other great news. My comedy spent comedy, my hour special that I shot a village underground, which Jim CERPACO, with Bobcat, produced, we put up the money, he put up all the money. You know, I didn't get paid shit, we took a big risk, doing it ourselves, where we wanted to do it,

with the people we wanted to do it, Comedy Central bought it, so I can announce it, everything's done, so it's gonna be airing on Comedy Central, my hour special live from the village underground in January, and it's also Netflix did too, so we are Netflix after that. That's true, that's true. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Congratulations, I'm sorry, I said, I said, And it's also Netflix did too, so we are Netflix after that. That's true. Woo!

Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. Congratulations. I'm sorry. I should have done this. It's all, I'm just, it's the first time I ever took a risk in my career where, you know, look, I might have, you know, had to sell these things at the Tampa improv to get the Super Coast kid college kid money back, you know.

This kid was going to go to a fucking community college because of me, but it worked out. And after rescue me, I don't think so. Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're right. Well, nah, I mean, yeah, but, you know, look, he's got three shows, they got three shows on the air right now. Sirens on USA, Marin, and then sex drugs and rock and roll is filming now, and maybe something else

coming out of the pipe soon, which is even, it's fucking crazy, but anyways, that's great news. So you'll be able to check it out. Now I'm so psyched, we're in Comedy Central because all those people over there are fucking great. And that's it, that's my news. Any other dates for me? Yeah, you got Uncle Vinnie's and Point Pleasant

November 14th, 15th. And that's it, that's it. Yeah, that's it. No more. That's all my dates. Oh, I'm gonna be New Year's Eve. Check this out. I just booked this. New Year's Eve. Check this out. I just booked this.

New Year's Eve Comedy Connection Rhode Island. Two shows. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm gonna be, so get your tickets now. New Year's Eve, spend your New Year's Eve with me, Bob Kelly.

Ooh. And this has been a fucking incredible YKWD. You guys, thank you for coming in. The producer, what's his name again? Keith. What's your crew? What's your crew's name? Well, of course, Keith Ratt.

Of course, Keith the main producer. Ratt is the actual director. And then we got Missy. You know, a friend hanging out. Stinky's a friend. I don't know why you call him Stinky, probably. I don't know. He used to smell like weed.

He looked like the guy from Eastbound and down Was that guy can he from Eastbound and that all of them? The cast Adrian, thank you so much. People you got any gigs? No, just follow me on Twitter or to D. Pooh make sure you follow my Twitter It's cute right? I want to I want to hate it, but I can't and if you have a podcast and you want a higher Depu to come in and fucking work shit out

Please I was I'm not firing you know how you did that spinning fucking YKW day. I don't know either so you fucking stay Love people talking about Keith on the chat by the like I just read off a couple of please Oh now you want to read the chat. Keith! I'm fucking closing the fucking show out. I just had a fucking great thing.

Al, good God! Just real quick, Keith looks uncomfortable. Keith is always uncomfortable. He is the worst on the mic. Keith makes us uncomfortable. Keith looks like a Jew. Whoa! Keith running behind Aunt Onjari was phenomenal.

Rhett is a Jew, but that's not his fault. That's true. It's all true. You didn't have the show on that. Alright. Dude, I got a show on FX coming up. Stop dropping the J-bombs on my... The fuck.

You're Indian, you can get away with it. Give a people. So I'm here. I have nobody. I have white people. Apparently, turn on you. Fuck, it's me. Like, they didn't aunt.

Exactly. Like, the shower scene in American has three eggs. white people apparently turn on you like they didn't aunt exactly like the shower scene in American has three eggs. We got a whole circle. You guys great show thank you for listening you know what? Thank you podcast. You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. y los que están todos en el canal. Y los que están todos en el canal. Y los que están todos en el canal. Y los que están todos en el canal. Y los que están todos en el canal. Y los que están todos en el canal.

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