Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Frankie's Spaghetti Farm

Episode Date: September 7, 2015

Hey Dudes we hope everyone had an awesome Labor Day Weekend and enjoyed their last days of summer. This week Bobby, Scopo and Deepu are joined by comics Stavros Halkias, Joe List, Dave Smith, and Jared Freid. They talk about the life of a good looking comic, the movie "Straight Out of Compton" and Judge Dave Smith presides over the case of Robert Kelly VS Chris Scopo in the tragic death of Bobbys lawn. Tune in to hear the verdict and what Judge Smiths sentence is. Thanks dudes!!!!!!!!   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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They're gonna do behind the music on AIDS Hang on once again. I fucked up again hang on boom Hang on and bang yes and back And we're back. Hi, do we lose all that aid? No, nothing got all the gold cuz I want to be the group that's doing AIDS Everybody else quit AIDS a while ago. Have you seen the straight out of Compton movie? Is that about AIDS? Well, yeah, actually.

You. Definitely. It is about AIDS. It's about, and it's funny that the movie's fantastic, but it's fucking great. It's a good movie. Even if it wasn't real, it would be like, oh, the shit, there's a great fucking movie. The rise that they they individually almost like a spaghetti western

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Well, the easy and then the Jewish manager Jerry Hella, yeah, and he It's fucking crazy the Jim outy that does Jim outy plays him and he plays him fucking I mean he's it what what does he play that's not good? Dude my My little brother saw the movie and he said he saw it with his one friend and they were the only two white people in the theater Yeah, my little brother was like a few years younger than me. Yeah, and he's a I just just really uncomfortable the whole time Like every time he was on there. It was like a bunch of thuggy black dudes like fuck that cracker

I'm like kill that motherfucker. I'll really just sing there like well All right, let's go around the room real quick. We have my baby boy my son my little adopted boy my baby boy my son my little adopted boy I'm a pa this is your boy he's got big part yeah no that's not back so that's my adopted big baby that's right from Baltimore hello everyone we have stavros is back in the house and you moved here I moved just moved yep just out here welcome to New York City

thank you this is a big apartment in a story uh i'd like to know that's that's unique yeah this is uh this is a big credit for a new guy in New York. You know what, dude, podcast. It's right. I'm just kidding. What? Oh, sorry. This podcast went out with AIDS.

Put the mic up. See how the other people use the mic. So I know you're a hipster with fucking glasses. I wouldn't say that. All right. How do I sound? How'd you get that scar on your arm? What are you cooking again?

Just a mosquito bite.? Just a mosquito bite? That's a mosquito bite? Yeah, I have it. What do you have a fucking time machine? It's a cholera. I got it from River mosquitoes. No, I don't know, I just pick my mosquito. It's not an interesting story.

Or pick your mosquito bite. I can't help it. I treat my fingernails. I think psychopaths are the worst. I'm an insane person. I skin squirrels alive. Why do you pick your... Why do you pick your...

I don't know. It's a pathological thing. I have no control over it. That people shouldn't pick with their skin. It's true. It's all I got. I have very soft skin, otherwise. Yeah, there's no need. I'm ruining it.

Yeah, people are looking at you anyways, and they don't want to see boils. You've turned it in. I go long sleeves. The summer's brutal for me. Let me see it again. Let me see. I want to see boils that you've I go long sleeves I the summers brutal for me let me see you and let me see I want to see your awful far out there we go wow dude that's a little bit I do have eight times back

yeah of course we got Joe the truth list high bob my my good friend and one of the regulars on the show here, you're back. I'm back and T-shirts are still sold out, everybody. I'm right out of Jesus Christ. This is what happens. Every time we do this, right after the show, you fucking leave. I'm like Batman, baby.

Hey, has anyone ever done this as a sketch? I had this idea today. It's probably been done. I think this would be the funniest thing ever. You need like a real bat suit, though bat suit where Batman pop smoke right and you disappear But then the smoke slowly sets a clear you just see him jogging down Has that ever been done? How fucking funny would that be Batman post-woke? You just see him like scuttling down the street. I think they did that movie

What do they they have done that I think in a cartoon like a soup? There was a superhero through smoke. It's gotta be just hit down the street looking over a shoulder. I know did that I know did that He homes do it because he had a Batman thing stop. Who is that you? I'm still trying to just stop hitting the table Till we work these wires You know the movie they did that The magic movie with Steveve corral magic mike now that's not for a wonderstown that's not to hurt one just now

that your johnson out at that that that that that that that that that he um... that in that movie the old magician he's on his deathbed and then he throws a thing a smoke and he disappears that he did that like oh god but she's like he's under the bed he's like I know and they just cut and he's just trying to scuffle like that's kind of similar word but I almost said scuffle I don't even know what word I was trying to get when you go to a bit scurry scurry under the

bed now my son that's similar but Batman running down the street I think it's unsuspecting people on the street? That'd be funny. If you just had flash cuts, just random strangers that you did in front of like, and then ran away. Right. Right. That romantic soft voice, wherever I've never heard before, but it's soothing.

I almost just let him talk forever. I would recommend him. Your name is Jared. Yes. And what? Fogel. It was a light game on. I just, it wasn't on.

I showed the light. Damn it. Damn it. It's tooel. What is that? He's came on. He's doing it. It wasn't on. I showed the light. Damn it. Damn it. It's too much. Sorry about that, Jared. Jared what?

Free. Free. Yeah. As in the slaves. Free the slaves. I said that once to a black comic to bring me up to stage. He was like, how do I say your last name? And I was like, free.

And he goes, free. And I was like, no, free. Like, free the slaves. And he just looked at me like I just said the most offensive thing. You did. What? It's a word association, not to us. Now, so a straight white man have trouble saying anything now

and getting away with it because we're the devil. But you particularly, you're very tan and handsome. Well, that's a, you have a collar shirt, so you're like, you're ex-devil. You're five o'clock shadow. Yeah, it was just perfect. I had to up it for this room. Yeah, I think you guys look good.

Yeah, I'm a nerd. Did you just get off a Cape Cod? Yeah, I was on a Cape. Shook to Nantucket. You know what, first good man. You're the first comic to take a ferry to the spot. Chad looks like, yeah, sailed over on my scooter. Chad hits on girls by trying to work on their golf

straight. I could go to a golf suite with the left. You look at the arms. Just get them going. Where's Ron, brother? I'm from Boston. I'm not that. I'm from Needham. Oh, needham. Right. There's so many funny names on Needham. Oh, yeah. You can see from Steve Sweeney joke. I got nothing. I almost said scully. Scurried from Needham. That's rich, right? That's inexpensive.

Now it is back then, maybe half and half. I have a rich look, I think. You look Boston middle class. Okay, you know what I mean? That's probably true. Where you know, you probably golf a little. I'm not good, my brother can play. But you do golf. Yeah, right. Just that you know that you what you are at golf. Yeah, I know that I'm middle class enough to know that if I was subletting an apartment I was gonna let the boyle kids stay there. That's all I kept thinking I was like oh, scrap.

This is a horrible advertisement you just did. Hey, it picks it a scars. Come stay in my place. Did you let that Greek fact kid sublet you, Jared? Don't let him in, he's got boyles. Sounds like Jared's. There's still races against Greeks. Yeah, every Jared's from.

Well, that's the thing. That's why the, the, the straight, the Compton movie. I love the Geomoddy character because that's the Jewish guy that teams up with the black guys like that makes you a cool. Yeah. I'm a Jew. Hang on one second. They wouldn't be the. You're a Jew too. Yeah. Yeah. I know you're a cool guy.

You guys both leave. I did not. I thought you're trying to. Too dark. You look very Italian though. Yeah. You do that. I thought you were a talent yeah I get that Greek or telling yeah not that Greek but like you know yeah that's great so you're like you're like exotic to you a little bit yeah yeah you get like a cannon I can you know I can sneak a and what the way you're somebody you have like a Arabian in you or something I got a little

they I think it's Ashkenazi yeah, that's like he's fucking you know Germans, right you yeah, yeah, I usually get I just cuz I'm sitting next to Josh I usually get people say I'm like very kind of like what you're saying about him like on the coverage I know he's more than me. Oh my god, dude. He's a prince Even if you're one of the you're a rat Two of you know you know your sister has been telling secrets to the Egyptians. This is a business because you're two of the attractive Jews. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you. Oh, fans, you're, you're, I think Jared's got me beat. Jared's got more of the like that college pussy getting thing. I

get like more of like the sets and you look like you, but I clean up clean up on the bed single. You, you look like the guy. Yeah, you look like the older brother that that was almost fucking won the title Then got a heroin addict Okay, now you just train him I told you how to about like have my pussy days like it was all Nirvana and Harry Muff spec then Well, yeah, well welcome to the show right Thanks for having me, man. And then of course we have Dave Smith, Hi. Who is from Legion of Skanks.

I'm blown away by your new studio, by the way. It's beautiful. It's nice. Yeah. And how's Legion of Skanks going? Doing very good, man. Now. You've got his new studio open you've seen.

Yes, beautiful. And that's beautiful too. Everyone's getting new studios. I mean, not as beautiful as this. I'm not gonna lie. I saw a lot of people tweeting at us. Really? Being like, oh, look how good Bobby's new new studios. I mean not as beautiful as this. I'm not gonna lie. I saw a lot of people tweeting at us Being like oh look how good Bobby's new studio looks. Well, I think all you guys have to do is kind of get some sheet in there It's a little sparse. I think it's a working progress. I mean

Just added the new desk case you see that here's the thing under the hood his studio is fucking Mercedes yeah, and we're like a Honda Pilot. I would say. You're taking awards in the back. We look like a Benz though. Yeah, we got rims. We got some spoilers. Yeah, we got a fucking DVD player put in the dash.

What was it? D-Poo's on a bicycle powering this whole fuck. Yeah, I was in the zone. Hey, you chair. By the way, whatever that analogy is going on bicycle there, every Tuesday we do the creek in the cave. So that's like a unicycle with a flat tire. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You go back to your roots.

Yeah, but that's what keeps us granite. I, by the way, that's one of my favorite places because it's just like grind. I'm gonna go face it. Let me take some. The creek in the cave is one of the fucking coolest places in New York to do comedy because they're all about creativity. She is all about being creative, all about fucking,

I mean, say what you will, if you're a fan of her or not, I don't give a shit, but she is fucking, that whole place is about creativity. And the good tacos. I mean, you walk in there and white dude, central walk in there, you get a little arms crossed towards the end of the day. I don't know man, well, that's the Boston ain't you? Well, I just think, I, well, you walk in there you get a little little arms crossed I don't know man. Well, that's the Boston

Well, I just think I will I you walk in there and there's a little bit of a toad if you if you look a certain way You do you know I feel so much enough. I'm famous. I'm famous. You're gonna get you dicksector You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that in any club, but you get to kind of pop above that a little bit and get your opportunities. But I wasn't a guy who came up in that scene at all. And so we just like brought Legionist gangs there a couple years ago. I never really worked that club before then. But it's like they, like she, Rebecca, I think is incredible.

She embraced us so much once we are there. I do think it's a thing where they are a little bit inside us, but once you kind of like get in there, it's like, Emma, they put the like Ted works out his hour there. I've kind of worked out as one man. I worked out my, she let me do it the week at the creek. And I didn't, I got my, and then of course we fucking pulled out of the deal and then waited a year.

But, but still she's there for, if you want to do that. But she, you know, those comics there who actually, you know, Sat and watched it even though, you know, I think that she gave him a free taco. It was one kid that just eating, going, ah, every couple minutes. You was paid by the taco. That's how the couple got the gig. But that's good, man.

I'm glad Legion of Skanks and you found a home on that's a great network. Yeah, it's really cool what he's doing. Yeah, we're real happy to be there. Yeah. Of course, we got Chris Scopo to my right. Hey, what's up? Oh, uh, Mr. Charisma. Yeah, what the fuck?

I thought you were going to keep going with that, boy. No, I mean, I would, I want to stay with you, but you got nothing. You were talking, you know, you're like, you're like a piece of spinach in a lettuce. In a lettuce? In a salad. I don't eat salad a lot, so I don't fucking. It's better than lettuce. Scupla out of that one

I woke up very early this morning and I went bass fishing. Oh wow a friend of mine. I Bass Many to dumb salmon. I've never wanted to add a bigger B in dumb. Nothing? Alright, whatever. Not sure I get it. Ah, this didn't work. Give me the big deal.

It was not being dina. It's wrapped around Stabras' mic like something that gets wrapped in the mic. I caught it! That gave it to me! I was killing it! I had the fried chicken thing. No, that's not mine, that's him! I had a flat tire. Don't throw this too thing. No, that's not mine. That's him.

I had a flat tire. That's different. Don't throw this too hard. We're going to fucking shut the show down. That was wiping down his bug bites with his bag butt. He's got bedbugs. Can you catch mosquito bites? Dude, he's got them all over his arm.

I think he has them in like a container and lets them loosen his room later. That's my fetish. That really is a stage of the creek. It might be the shortest amount of time that people stopped considering you for you. Like I really need a apartment if anyone has one. I'm a mosquito bite. Well, you're really cock-blocked yourself. I'm just repeating what Sharon said five minutes ago, but with more uh... I am. I'm a great person though. Please give me an opinion.

It really is a good one. I'm going to put a 350 a moment good for 350 a month. I don't know how to is is not It's it not working. It's not you're gonna move your chair Use the hydraulics in your chair to bring up the chair. No, just yeah, the chair is lower than my chair That's all you're gonna do talking to the microphone. That's all I want you to do. I'm talking This is like a big brother program relationship I am a fucking short tempered asshole, surrounded by dumb people. Well, hold on.

You're just getting well. There's hands. Hold on, spinach and a lettuce. What are we doing? Look, I'm not talking fucking school smart. You know, you've been pulling that on me, they would the chest. We played chess with friends with chess,

and you're pulling, like you went to college. Who gives a fuck? I did. It's like lower. Every time I'm about to beat Bobby. He always quits No, what I actually threatened him he was he was in Baltimore He was about to do fucking snuck a checkmate. I he let me think I was moving these pieces I was on my way to check in this checkmate in this guy and he was setting me up this fucking college Great fat Greek did and he check me to me in the next move I saw it

I was like you motherfucker he was like I go here's the decision you make Wait hold on until the full story he offered you a draw No I'm in neutral They say chest stories are almost as good as fantasy football stories They go It's more fishing stories We'll get back guys I said you have a choice to make,

and this is a career choice. Now, you can move to New York, I'll have you on my show all the time. I'll take you on, I'll take you on gigs with me. I have a bunch of shows coming up in Love Feet and Middle or you can checkmate me. And I said you make a choice. Any four-finished. Oh, I just don't know what I have with the app.

The right one. Yeah. I was kidding, I was kidding with the app. The right one. Fucked up, yeah. I was kidding. I was kidding you fucking idiot. No, I actually went to Japan the next day, so I didn't have it. No, you're absolutely right. If you fucking check me and it made me, I wouldn't be here right now.

But back to my fishing story, thanks for bringing us back on track, Joe. No problem. I did, I woke up my, the guy who runs, ugh. The guy who runs. The guy who runs the cigar bar that I'm a member of Yuri who is a fucking great guy. Does anybody smoke cigars? I smoke cigars. Yes. You do too? Here and there. Okay. Well, he,

he's an unbelievable guy. He has this new thing called good stick, good stick. It's a new company where they review cigars on Instagram and they have you know Path from merchant shit like that t-shirts and they come out with a bunch of cool shit But he said why don't you come fishing and not you know It's one of those things in life where you're like, I fuck that you immediately come up with an excuse Because you got he as comics we have our days we wake up We do our thing we have our coffee. We get our food go to the gym write something watch to whatever the fuck you do And then we go out through do podcasts, and then go shower and do sets.

And then we fucking hang out and have fun and go to bed. And you're in for the day. Yeah, it's like, we have our thing. But it's like, I found later in life that you need to experience more than just that fucking day and then day out. You got to do all this. Comic thing.

Keep it so hot. Because you go out and all of a sudden, I found 10 minutes from my house, is this beautiful lake with hiking paths. That I didn't even know existed, that I could bring my wife and my kid and we can go hike and I caught seven fucking bass. Oh, nice.

Seven. Seven. Did you keep them? No, I'm a fucking lip herder, you know that. A lip herder? I like herd fishes lips and I put Wow. Now I don't come a fucking lip her. Do you know that? I don't like hurt fishes lips and I put them back. Oh, I don't keep fish You gotta look at the two they got the lingo in one day. That's so she made a view. I'm a big angler. Oh Okay, you should hurt lips because you have the best lips Jared. You have a C Bobby's lips. Look at those good I have a good they go great with that five o'clock. Yeah We can mix and match each other something about I can see. We can mix and match.

You can just something about this. We can mix and match. You can take... Jared's everything and you will lift. The rest of us will serve. Listen, yeah, it's a good thing. I've got great calves. You have bad forearms.

You have bad forearms. You have a good calf, but they're all filumasquitos. You have calves are pristine. You have to great to them askskitos get to him. You see your calves? I don't like Stavros' fat guy dirty knuckles too. Deepu, what are you offering over there? I got great hair.

Or so I thought. Deepu, third best hair in the room at best. Oh no. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got a fuzzy ass. Anyone want that? You do?

I see it. I saw your ass crack the other day when you was hanging. So I was a Snapchat. Is it? That was fun, right? No, I didn't see it. You took your ass out on Snapchat? Yes, I did. I did not see that. I would like to see that for some weird reason. Is it? That was fun, right? No, I didn't see it. You took your ass out on Snapchat? Yes I did.

I did not see that. I would like to see that for some weird reason. Is it yellow? A little, yeah, a little, like I have gout. Has that kind of tone too. Oh, come on. Ass gout. Throw up.

Sounds like everyone gets fucked. This is not gout. No, no, after the hair, you went to this is your next best thing. Was your gout ass? Like that's where... I don't have a lot to offer and you know the hues I would take scopos hair. I don't know what Jared's hair looks like that hair is so Verrated it's fucking I would take I would take Jared's hair. Wow Really the way that look at that

Big far ahead. I would make sure I think I'm talking about the boy. We're talking about the hair Wow You do you have three company forehead Your hair is separate. You're building as an elbow. We're building a body here. The hair is I don't want you. I don't want your hair or the forehead. I want Jarrett hair I got I know I'm gonna bet look at the side at the side. Yeah, we're gonna take a Jews hair. But it's not like they're making a magic potion. A Jews hair. First of all, don't put that back. Oh, sorry. I would take that off and lose the shirt. Good looking in comedy is not a good looking guy.

That's what I mean. Can I say something? When I walked up tonight, you are front and you said, oh, I'm on the show. I was like, really, because you are a good looking guy. You don't, you don't. I felt it from you. You don't look like it.

Well, I was, I had to go do something and you were like, you were kind of falling but do I go with you and you're like, but you are a really good looking guy. That must fuck with you a little bit doing comedy, right? I lost a lot of weight. Oh, you were a fat guy. I was a fat guy.

I still consider myself like I still have a good guy. I always something like that, by the way. Yeah, it's always something. I was like, I've seen jazz. I was like, it's jazz funny. So when you're funny, I always get like, if he was good looking and he sucked, I like, maybe he was just always good looking. Right.

When you're good looking funny, I go, maybe he got beat up a lot. So he could use that. Yeah, that's how I, I go, maybe he got beat up a lot. So he had to use that. But there's always something. That's how I am for me, it's small dick. Good looking guy, but small dick, that's why I'm. I'd rather be that. It's small mouth. You have to grow a beard or a mustache

so we can see where your mouth is. So I don't even know what it's like. His mouth. I would definitely take his hair. I would take his whole face. Dave, from you, whoo. Gotta be his dick. I would definitely take his hair. I would take his whole face. Dave, from you, whoo, gotta be his dick. I would know. No, do you have a big dick?

Yeah, Jared, you got a big piece. I'm okay, I'm like a strong medium. I'll take your dick. Thanks, dude. Joe, hey, dude, thanks for taking my dick. You got a problem. I like Dave's body. Just be right back.

No, I would take your body. No, wait a minute. I am to be that outraged, right? I'm not saying it's true, look at, I'll take my shirt off right now. This is an eatable body. You can eat. You can put on weight. Like if I put on, if I have one pizza, the day is real.

Yeah, but here's a deal with his body. It's just two. It's on the verge of collapse. Is that a crack out of body? Like my emotional state. I don't know if he's going to get healthier or worse. Mr. Glass. I have a this could go one of two ways, buddy.

Your 10 pounds will even be sick. I'll tell you this, I'd actually take Joe's body. I got a terrific body. I've been working out quite a bit. Joe has under the radar good body though. I've seen Joe when he's working out with a shirt off or just like in bed. Joe, yeah.

Look at his gun. It's only that that head is attached to it. If you don't, you can't. What do you get? Also. No, Joe, I think you have an underrated look. Oh, thanks buddy. But a thing is underrated.

I appreciate it. I noticed your hair just now. For it is good hair. Right hair. I got bad teeth. I would take, I would never take you teeth. I would take you teeth and step on them. I would take them to the dentist.

That should have been somebody. You guys are good enough. So I have to step in and get your zings. You would take them to the dentist. That should have been somebody's, but you guys aren't good enough, so I have to step in and get your things. You'd take him and step on him. How did you not see I'd take him to the dentist? I'd take my act. How about that? First of all, I'm fucking I'm different comic than you. You're a fucking since you've been on What you will call it you've been very clean last comic standing. I got a new kids coming in their own underwear joke, it's killing. What? It's really killing. I got a joke about 13-year-old cum. Nice. That's my favorite kind of cum. You're way to name your next album that.

I was in your room. Stavros, you know what I'll take from Stav? Come on. Let me see. Good teeth. Very nice teeth. Yeah, for you. Yeah, that's For us. Yeah, we're talking normal team. Come on fuck you already have everything stop has I actually like stovs. I like the glasses fit him well the eyes if we could just get rid of everything but his Come on great thighs. I'm just fucking I got better. I'm very powerful I'm very powerful. I'm a very powerful overpowering. No, I got to buy a very powerful one. I like for a black woman. You guys are mixing in matchin'.

You're saying you have better thought, we're trying to get laid here. You have good thighs for fatties lifting cinder blocks. Yeah, what are you trying to fuck some girls? Girls like the big ass. Girls do like the big ass women. What? They do? Does anybody ever put a finger in your ass gobo? Of course, yeah. How long was that finger? Ah, fuck it. Of course it fucking died again trying to sink in. go for a call how long was that finger

uh... pocket of course it fucking died again trying to sink in the middle of everything now because we uh... we have uh... to back up to back up in the end of the day takes care of a baby we're good we're good ending up we have to always to back up to that with back contract by the way uh... so anyways back to the easy thing i just want to get back to i would i would i would let me just eliminate this all.

I would just take Jared everything. Yeah, this game would be a lot more fun if Jared wasn't here. Oh my God, it would be a lot of thing. It would be actually harder. Yeah, we have a segment. Make me blush. I appreciate it, but I mean, I just think comic, comic good looking is not a real good, like this, I go tell my friends, I'm like, yeah, I mean, like good looking, I'll lose myself.

Yeah, no, it's a second. second and they're like what the fuck are you talking about you six really tough to be funny I'm good looking I know you know like your buddies like I'm not to them you know I know like Tosh and Jez on that those guys don't get anywhere book them Dan Cook Gary Goldman they're really struggling these little kev yeah it's just like consider good looking. Yes. Yeah, he's a hot guy really hot guy Just who's the guy? Laney's good looking. Melania is good looking He's bigger than I thought he'd be

Melania, yeah, he's a taller. Yeah, but he's petite but yeah now all the comic guys who would you fuck? when I was Well, that just kind of a quick side. No, we were putting the podcast together here I thought this is gonna be the most misogynistic. We have a we have a frat guy an Indian guy an a Greek guy and Dave and I was gonna be a real misogynistic, but this ends up being the gaiest. Yeah Well, anyways, I'm not sure we know You're a rast but I don't like a heavy girl that being the gassed well when you you know your ass but i don't like a heavy girl

uh... that's what you should be doing plus size woman a plus i'm an an irregular man did you just call me a heavy girl fucking ass on well i'm thinking about fucking you i would you out of all the guy comics you can pick from you could fuck now? We're here's a side question again. Would it be would you pick a gay guy or a straight guy you have it has to be a straight guy You go straight has to be a straight guy

I'm a fucking yeah, you can't bang Kevin mean, but I almost want to know what's the Two-year you can bang you to be like a woman Are we going like that was a great line? What's out? It was sorry. Are we going like? Are we going like that was a great line was out? It was. It was. Sorry. Are we going like like the guy who looks like a chick the most almost or are you going like if you were into dudes? Who would you do? If you were going to be listening.

Okay, here we are. We're in this room. You got to fuck any comic right now. You have to fuck him to save the world. I would fuck you have to fuck. Gun to my head. Got a fuck. Not a gun, but you just have to save. I know I'm not a believe in guns. Cosmic. You don't believe in guns? I'm kidding. I would fuck Cosmic I wouldn't remember Why I was trying to get that out and you kept doing this bullshit with Dave All right, you have to fuck somebody. I'm going Joe. Who would you I'm thinking this is a stop-the-brushing yeah, give me some time famous comedians famous famous

Stop Russian yeah, give me some time famous comedians famous famous. Yeah, I have famous well, I mean above you Yeah, I've never heard anybody throw that many Joe everybody I Who would you fuck? Uh now am I fucking them? Oh my god? Why is this take it so long? It's got no realist friends, man It depends the best because we all have someone in our head right now, and we don't want to say it too quick I got too many in my head. That's what I have I'm trying to what do you get stuff? All right. What do you got Jared? I'm thinking sign felt I want that money

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It's a beautiful home. It's a beautiful home. It's a beautiful home. It's a beautiful home. of Jared like he's gonna suck Seinfeld's dick so good he's gonna be like here's 50 million Can't it like it's more about the comfort of his home like you got the you know maybe you think we too Ride we're talking about you look on this podcast you're good looking but if Seinfeld wants some hot doodass Okay, you are a diamond doesn't like he'll maybe give you cabs there. We're going on one second now Think of what Seinfeld likes now if you want wants to do this, he's going to want funny doodas. And he's a fucking Jew doodas.

Makes him observations while I found you. Jewish. Jewish, funny, and good looking. And he gets his dick sucked. That's right up his fucking alley. And Seinfeld likes himself more than anything in the world. And Jared also Jewish and successful. There we go.

Not a successful, successful comparison., no, no, no. That's not fair. I mean, this is never heard of Jared Tillton. Not successful. You're successful, you're healthy and handsome and... Everyone was making great points until Joe called him. I guess we know who Joe wants to fall in love with. Guys, I just wanted to do a joke about how Seinfeld likes himself.

Alright, here's the deal. I want to go around the room and you have three seconds to pick someone. I'm only one man enough to say who you got. So who you got? Say, one, two, I go rich boss. What the fuck? I'll tell you what I'm talking about. What the fuck?

What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? You wanna fucking old shoe? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? You want to fucking old shoe?

Deepujin, I'm bossing old shoe Somewhere boss is walking and he just grabbed his heart I was like, oh, it's a pro-60 I'm so happy with it I'm so happy with it 62, no, I shot the fucking shit For a 62, I'm shutting this mic off, I don't want to hear it That's for a 62 62. I'm shutting this my golf. I don't want to But but you don't have to hold that's hilarious If they were like you got a fucking comic over 58

Never really made it I'm looking at a guy. I'm looking at a guy if I had if I was good looking as him at that age I'd be very happy. So you think boss is good looking you got a thing for For 60 yeah, I think it's gonna be yeah, you want a fuck rich boss. This is more than one of us Listen buddy. This is more listen dude. I would you just let us off something rich boss a Mark Norman I don't know aren't you happy? We're talking you can fuck you can fuck any comment Everyone's gonna do like the dain coax. I'm kind of no Any comment that everyone's gonna do like the dang cooks. I'm kind of no That's bad as the first one because I mean everyone just wants to choose on sweet That's not a realistic opportunity. Yeah, I think about real life. I'm like rich false. I guarantee he follows Dan on Instagram And just fucking cranks him

Listen, I found the white he did go WD1. Listen man, so you'd fuck Rich Voss. This is good looking older guys. Okay, take care of me. We're in Jersey and a townhouse. Better than my apartment in the store, yeah. Oh my god, so you'd fuck that to you'd fuck. What, it gave me three seconds. All right, Rich Voss, it is.

We got Rich Voss with Jerry Seif out. Dave, what do you got? Jesus, it's fucking tough. I almost want to go ironic and just pick like Stephen right or something like that Just be like let's have a hilarious fuck said like I don't even think you could keep it up that long Who would you fuck all right? I guess I kind of said it before when you said good-looking comics the first one I names was Tosh. I guess maybe that's where I'll go. He's got like he's like good-looking but not a good enough Body that I'm gonna feel intimidated when he folks me and I'm not a faggot so I won't pick Rich Foss. I want to be in chovas so I won't use the road faggot.

I'm just kidding. I really got to cut that out. I mean what? I know it's really a problem dude. I gotta get rid of it. I mean the word fat. I gotta get rid of it. I apologize. I have to get rid of, no I have to get rid of these words that we use as comics because we don't use them as race We don't you know, you know, Faggot or queer or you know, I'm also we grew up just speaking like that And you do it as a comic with the fuck you throw me a fucking street kid from Boston you were You're fucking speaking properly. Well fucking drag me down

You still don't speak from where you from Brooklyn. Yeah, listen no no, but what it is, it's we hang out with comics all the time. But I realized that when I got a kid, when they start mimicking what you say, like now every time a horn beeps, he says fuck. Because I'm usually like, bam, bam, you fucking motherfucker. And now we had like, he hears beep, beep, fuck. That's like a trained dog.

Yeah, well that's how kids learn. Not a fucking dog, it's my kid. Oh, exactly. That's a fuck row. That's everything else. They just mirror everything. They do, it's weird. It's an interesting thing too,

because when it's you, you could always justify it. You're like, whatever I talk that way, but you really gotta look in the mirror when you see your fucking three year old doing that. When you're teaching another human being how to live their life, it makes you think about everything you say. Everything you say. And you're like, oh shit, this was done to me in the wrong way. That's why I've become this motherfucker. Let me give this kid a shot at being something.

It just shows how racist you have to be to teach racism. like to hear that shit back to you. Yeah, but it's like we would comment, though. And it's like, we, you know what I mean? It's like, no, we all take it from like an ironic thing. We call each other bitch and pussy and talking queer and, you know, and, and, I mean, you know, we say everything to me. I also, by the way, I think this culture sucks of everyone getting offended by, instead of like the idea of what you say being offensive, like, oh, you hit the no-no word, I hate that. But that is the world we live in.

We are trying to, you know, be someone successful. And it does hurt people's feelings. So fuck, I guess it does not worth it. But. Well, it's not that it's not worth it, it's that if you believe in it, you think it's funny, you do it. If you don't, and it bothers you, then you don't, that's it. Some people say, I don't give a fuck, there's some people that don't care.

What's the Irish affairs on the show, it goes, it makes 40 something thousand a year. I'm fine. I'll do whatever I want now That's all he has to he did the math. I think he's doing better than that No, he's gonna do it better than that. No, he's he just needs Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, if I was making forty grand I was gonna go kill myself He's a change in my feelings if he's giving everyone money to do his podcast And he's doing even door splits What if he's giving everyone money to do his podcast And he's doing we even door splits What's he doing door split he does his show at village underground? Yeah, his storytelling show it did the stand he splits the door evenly amongst everyone in the show

Wow, I got a hundred and fifty bucks to do a ten minute spot and we did at the underground Norma got four hundred bucks to do a set a ten minutes set that's fucking great insane That's great. He's like I don't want to make any money off a comics, which is commendable and really nice unless you're making 40 grand, then you're a fucking retard. He's making more than that. He's making more than that. He's actually doing real well. And I actually have to apologize.

Last week I went on a rant about, remember the JFL rant at the end? Oh yeah. They weren't promoting me No, not at all. It's just it's just You know what you can do That What do you mean? taking the hit take the fucking hit what do you mean all boy is that you know how to meet it with the man's hit present right i fucked up because i was a little fucking uh...

about the promotions and stuff like that but the reason they promote what weren't they do you just why they promote the way they do is because these people have have have sold like arey and all these people that are in the middle are are proven acts up in canada they sell tickets are he's very popular in all these people up there are i'm not i don't have a following in toronto no i'm trying to build a following in canada uh... through just for last by the way

who've been helping me for a long time so i actually was like you know what the fuck but it's it is what it is what I mean? I mean, here's a deal. I didn't know that though. I can accept the reality of my worth. I think knowing, I always say this all the time, knowing where you are in this business is the key to get you further. If you think you're further than you are,

you're a fucking idiot, and you will plummet sometime. You need an accurate self-appraiser. You need an accurate self-appraiser. You need an accurate self-appraiser of where you're at, and that's fine with me, I can do that. I have no problem with that. I don't give a fuck what I'm doing, or, you know, but I was given, I was not given the information

that I should have been given to know what the fuck was going on, and then I finally was giving it to it today. And I, you know, so the rant last week I bowed to us. That was wrong. That was wrong. And I love those guys. I love GFL, I love everything they do, and I love the community that they provide for

us to go to another country and build a fucking fan base. That's it. So there you go. All right. Happy Stoppo. You happy? Yeah. Happy.

Joe, who'd you'd fuck? That's what you'd fuck, Joe? I like that you in your second if you ever ever Fucking direct to show again. I will fucking break your microphone But no you're absolutely right. Joe who would you Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking here and I wasn't listening to anything you said because I was trying to think of my answer I

Have it's stay hard anyways. But he doesn't sell in Canada. I think. Oh, really don't. That's basically what it comes to the other. Hey, Bob, yeah, you know why you're not on the poster yet? Because we can't make a nickel off of you. You fucking tub of shit.

Why don't you go to Jersey? If we ever do just for laughs, Jersey will put you at the top of the poster. I fucking stink. Just for laughs, new ones for me too. If anybody, if anybody listens to this fucking show, Jersey will put you at the top of the post I Fuckin' stick New If anybody listen to this fucking show in Canada, especially Toronto, if you don't go right now and buy tickets to my show You're a fucking hunk of garbage. I hope you fucking pass guys Let me out on his fans. Don't worry, Ben. Let me talk to Ari. I'll see if he can retweet you

I'm gonna fucking talk to him I'll see if he can retweet yeah I'm gonna fuck a doctor Ari is so fucking popular man he is I know for a fact that I was doing a gig there in Toronto and Ari retweeted me and got I got like a bunch of people from that because he does for whatever reason I don't know if he went there with Rogan earlier or whatever but he's built a big base in Toronto I think he did some more of this stuff but he everything he's done in the last couple years is him because he's oh yeah he's a fearless motherfucker man. He really is. He's killing it.

Yeah, that whole thing about the appraisal thing, like knowing you have to live on 40 grand, knowing that's the deal, that's the math, that frees you to be like, okay, now I do this to keep going above, I think it's smart. I like him because he sets his own curves and stuff, but he's also a really sweet guy. Yeah, you know, if you have a share on curves too.

If he ever had a really sweet guy. Yeah, you know, he if you have your own curves too Joe who'd you fuck I've been doing a lot of thinking I think I would go with Brian Regan It would be silly and fun and keep it loose You know what I admire you you're like one of those girls in school who picks the nice guy You know what I mean like I'm going based off talent I have a lot of fucking ability admiration. I think it would be real fun. He's like put it in now in school who picks the nice guy, you know what I mean? Like, I'm going based off talent. You're talent. I have a lot of fucking ability. Admiration, I think it would be real fun. He's like, put it in now.

And we'll be having fun. And we've got to do this. Let's have some fun with it. And he's a sweet, sweet man. And he's a little older. I mean, I'm not a scopo here. I'm not like the old chicks. I think I'd go with Regan or how many Queen name?

Why are you fucking queen? Yeah I'd go with Regan. If we can only pick a straight guy, I'll go with Regan. What do you think of the guy? It's anybody. What do you got fucking? I think I would choose Goman. Gary Goman. That's good. We can raise him. It's a lot of fun.

I think he's a good one. I think he really, I can't believe Goeman wasn't picked earlier. I mean, if you just look across the boat. I'm so happy about that I, you know, I was picking last and he felt to me. If you were just like talking about like, like, like, Yeah, going to sound on number five, yeah.

So now, you just like, when whoever picked up Bowie over Jordan, the boat was like, yes. I'm coming in with a goal, man. I can't believe Voss was the number one pick. I can't believe Voss was picked one pick I can't believe boss was picked I mean pick could you pick I'm going relax. What you said number two who picked first? I pick first. Oh you pick side. I was a man. Oh, that's good

Dude the best one. Yeah, by the way the best part of that scope of picking boss was that he went like dude I can't pick I don't know what to do and Bobby went three two Just came out like he was like, Bobby ganked it out of his subconscious. To deeper who do you got? I'm gonna go with Dennis Miller. We all make an old guy. It's all about your old guy.

His admiration, that's a big part of it. Loves America. Yeah, but what about the fucking part, man? I feel like he have great pacing. You know, get my prostate going. He's not gonna fuck, he's gonna stink at fucking you. Dennis Miller's not gonna fuck, he's not gonna fuck he's he's gonna stink it fucking you You would be willing's not gonna fuck he's not gonna fuck you good dude. It's gonna be it's gonna be mediocre But he's gonna mediocre I think rich boss gonna fuck scopo. I I thought your rich boss will fuck him harder than rich

Whatever's name is gonna smell it. Dennis mill is that's fuck you. I think it's good. He has brothers in the industry deep Which is trying to climb That was a fuck you. I think it's good he has brothers in the industry. Deepu is just trying to climb. That was a very, very inside joke. Yeah, I wish it was, how about that? How inside is this? Put that on your microphone. I, all right. That's a pretty public.

See, here's the thing is that you guys have been making a podcast, you probably know it. You're picking, so it is an inside joke. You're picking, you're picking, think people that you admire, or you could have a conversation with Silly I want a silly guy. I'm talking about fucking man I'm talking about getting down

Pleasure We wouldn't dick and butt tell me what the fuck you gonna do Puttin dick in butt! Tell me what the fuck you gonna do! Where are you coming? I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna fuck somebody. If I'm gonna fuck another comic, I'm going little calves. Really? I want to give fuck!

I would think he's gonna fuck. He's got a little calf. I'm gonna fuck too! Dude you know, it's got a big piece of little... You know how hilarious? He There is a lot of money. I need have fucking you like you being bent over and little keb with his huge dick fucking Yeah, it might be the funniest thing I've ever thought he could be in the other room fucking you He's got a massive dick. It is big. We know this Huge yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's all about for that's all about perspective

Small body, you know, it's a big, big, big, big issue. On a small body, you know? I mean, you're probably right there. We have to knock off an intro, too. But yeah, I talk to a little cat, man. You know, he's going to give me some motivational tweet. You're going to make him run a lot of that. You know what I mean? You know, Bobby, you know, keep that out

of the step in the air, son, to God. What's up? Maybe he'll throw me some money. Well, fucking jump on a plane, fucking the plane. You know what I mean? Do a concert. But you said straight fucking. That's the whole thing. That's the reason.

Yeah, you're fucking rich boss. He's gonna have to take his heart medication. After golf, I gotta golf first. And then I gotta set it, Frankie Spaghetti Farm. And then I'll fuck you. If if I have time I gotta take a pill He's getting fucked I mean maybe in the Hamptons on a weekend. Who are you fucking again? I picked a Tosh Yeah, you're getting fucked, but it's weird. You think I can remember like a genie hat on

or some fucking fish ball on his hand and do some weird shit. It's elbow-y. That's like the most sharp elbow set. Those guys fucking. You might just throw elbows for a little while. See each other with each other elbow. Tosh is the gayest choice because I think the more,

the most choices you have in common with what women would pick is the gayest and we have to bunch of women a ton of them would say tosh but nobody would say you know boss because you're saying that you're the gist right now who in the chat room would you fuck what comic as a man women i don't care if you don't answer we get you gotta be a straight dude i don't want to hear gay dudes

i don't want to get that bullshit out right, yeah, I don't want it. I don't want it. I want straight dudes. We lost the gays We lost the gay dudes when you said faggot Yeah, I know jeez no, I didn't mean like get him out of here like you're great people You should have all the rights of the rest of the stuff. I just mean this particular What do you got Corey Pro it says any black comic because they're so good at fucking stools They do I fucked the stool for a long time. They fucked the stool, they fucked the guy who's next on the line up.

They choked Mark Norman. They fucked the light. Which had Ricka says, Kramer. What did you say? Another guy said Kramer. Michael Richard. Michael Richard. He's not really a comic.

Well not anymore. I don't consider him a comic. He's just a great thinker. I consider him I did have that one great set You really are the kumia network Here's a deal. I think when when there was a time in that area of Stand-Up comedy and that era where agents were going just go right go do stand up Have somebody help you write an act and you can go make millions doing these shows. He would have a huge draw. You know, if you look, they have soap opera stars, go to comedy clubs every once in a

while and just make a ton of cash, go up, hey, I'm a little cookie, I'm on the, and they sell out, sign autographs and make thousands. What's talking 20, 30,000 a weekend? No joke. So he, Michael Nick Cannon had an hour. Remember that? Absolutely. He just said, fucking, I'm a stand-up and wrote an hour

and did a Denzel Washington fucking impression. Because people don't understand, once you've made them laugh on TV or something like that, they'll go, oh, he's funny, I'll come see him do stand. And then Chris, you probably went back. Yeah. Yeah. Chris Tucker was a stand up first dog.

Number one, he stopped for a long time. No, but it's, it's all I'm talking about. I, he's, I really want to just get a shirt that says dummy. You know what, you know what I'm saying? I know. What am I saying, explain it. He was a fucking stand up, I'm saying he stopped for a long time. No, it's man what I'm saying, explain what I'm saying.

Then I'm dumb. Explain it. He gets it. You know what I'm saying he stopped from saying what I'm saying explain what I'm saying that I'm dumb explain Get the guy Ron from Parks and Rec he's out doing the theaters. What about Jerry Seinfeld? He stopped to do his sitcom I can think of a million of these But I I think I think Those guys like margaritards uh... mccannon who else did it somebody else just in diamond mcpholi every wrestler yeah they said there's like oh fuck i'll just go to stand up i'll learn how to

do it right and you can which is never gonna be a great you're not gonna you never i mean you you'll be comical like you but not respect you it's a one-off check that's too big to ignore it's hard to one night at a theater, right? Too much money man for them to walk away from. Yeah, and Michael Richard was I think he was doing that He was addicted people too. What's what you doing over there, Bob?

This is a fucking I'm doing this God the studio's falling apart as we say I think fucking Dave I think the kumi network sent over to sabotage But never happens over at his network He doesn't have an R that lights up if the battery stay at And I will fix that who what are you what else you get? Someone has blown away that Dave Smith didn't say big J. They'd fuck big J

Why why I have that opportunity every night? Why is he why is he blown away i guess they are it was a joke about how close they are that's probably what the being the guy that has to read from the chatroom if the they bomb now deep who bombs deep who come on man get your head out of your ass and write some better material what else you got

uh... cori pruit says do to this was real we would all pick soda Really? I don't think soda is fucking that good looking. I know I don't understand I think the soda looks like a big fucking monster So soda's got height height is big. I got height. Yeah, but what has that to me? He's got height with broad shoulders Like that's an attractive. Yeah, good giant head good looking thing. Nice voice. So does good looking, but he's not, I love So does, of course I love So does. I think he's got the, he's tall, he's got nice eyes, he's got a nice voice, he's funny, he's cute, he's, you know, I'm daring.

Are you competing yourself? I'm, I'm changing, I think I'm on a fucking soda. I guess he's right, I guess. I mean, Dan So does, but Dan So does, we're talking superst danso we're talking superstars yeah we're talking not guys on their way up maybe talking danso to the years here or two three four four years hopefully he doesn't lose you want to fucking dead guy what else you got uh... toodre paul says i would

fuck hot bobby yes can you pop up what about me guys now you go time machine he said hot bobby not current Bobby. We can go back in time. I want to fuck you know. All right, well that's fucking offensive. Somebody with a really young. Jesus Christ.

Right, sorry. All right Jared, not the one in this room. Hey, all right, well listen, I think that, fuck it, I think that, I think my choice was the best by the way. I think me and I think my choice was the best, by the way. I think me and I think Dave were the most honest in the room. Most honest.

Yeah, fuck. I'm getting the scope of what was the most honest, I'm going to start for it. And terrifying. I'm getting no credit for Goldman over here. That's, I think that's, I would fuck Goldman too, but I'm just too good friends with him, you know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like, I know that right when we're done

fucking, he'd be like, so how's Don? Yeah, so initially I thought, go with a friend, but that's gonna be too awkward. Too awkward, actually. You know what I mean? Eddie Murphy. Ooh. He hasn't a stand up since the 70s.

Yeah, but the leather suits are hot. He's definitely a stand up. And Eddie likes the dick. He likes the stand, right? That's right. He has experience. I don't think he can still be called a standup. He's not a standup, he's a 1987.

What's your standup, your standup? He was the biggest standup in the country, all the time. Yeah, you can't fucking take away his standup. You can, there's no way you can take away his standup. For the game, I'm talking. I wonder what you can say that about Steve Martin that take away his standup. Yeah, you're that fuck Steve Martin, either.

No, I'm, I'm a fuck Steve Martin. Yeah, now I'm kind of, I want to change mine. I want to fuck any Murphy, you want to fuck Steve Martin?. No, I'm the fuck Steve Martin. Yeah, now I'm kind of, I want to change mine. I want to fuck any Murphy. You want to fuck Steve Martin? Well, Steve Martin's 70. Silver Fox? So what? Yeah, why not?

What about Eddie Murphy? What about Richard Pryor? Would you fuck Pryor? Who would you fuck? Connellan Pryor or Eddie Murphy? Oh, she got to go fuck, watch their special kill. Is it, is it Pryor or MS? Pryor with MS or?

Yeah, it's prior to wheelchair shaking. All right. On the limb. On the little hand jobs. How it's hot? Well, obviously, once you go prior, you can pick any time in prior, because we're already going to a different time.

I'm not taking him a minute before he died. Like, that's, I'm taking him into this height. The one who's perfect for blow jobs. Oh. Oh. That was a great killer act up for the podcast. I'm the who's gonna be? Who's gonna be? Who's gonna be? Who's Chris Pruitt? He's the other guy. He got two, two of the three cops.

That's what Chris Pruitt. Hi, Lizzie. That would be funny if we did a sandwich. Do we just read nine Chris Pruitt close to the row? Who else we got? Not nobody. All right, we're gonna take a break real quick. I gotta do the...

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I gotta do the... I gotta do the... I gotta do the... I gotta do the... I gotta do the... We did a sandwich. Do we just read nine Chris Pruitt close to the row? Who else we got? Not nobody. All right, we're going to take a break real quick. I got to do the read. We're going to go phone station. We have a brand new charging station finally in here. I didn't do it. I didn't do it.

What was that? That wasn't me. We got a charging station over there. If anyone wants to charge their phone. What just what did something? Did it go out? Yeah. It's got to be that.

It's got to be that. It's out. It's okay, but we're still going. Yeah, yeah. Um, so anyways, we'll, we'll be back. So in, uh, in the chat room, hang in there. You guys listen. Hang in there, Chris.

You guys, is it just him? No, there's, there's a bunch of people. Okay, cool. Hang in there, we'll be there, we'll be back soon, we're gonna do a read, we're gonna do a bunch of stuff. And I wanna talk about this easy thing, I wanna talk about NW, we'll come back, I wanna talk about AIDS.

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We're back. So what's up, buddy? You want the read? Here you go, son. Are we getting the other reads? Not to talk about it. And that we get another one, right? Okay, great.

Anyway, scope, can I grab a water, sweetie poopy? All right, we have technical difficulties in the studio, but we're overcoming them. Deep who always actually has this, he might be the problem. So your video might be the problem. Has the audio been cutting out for a year about? Nothing. No, we just had a new studio. So it might be the the Yeah, it could be this whole streaming setup this whole electrical thing

Yeah, we might have to put your electrical and on another wattage. Whatever boring boring. I get it blah Here we go. You guys ready? Let's do it. Let's talk about AIDS. Let's talk about AIDS baby. Let's talk about you and me. Those guys, those gals, salt and pepper, they actually do, I believe, they like change their lyrics now because one of them is super Christian. So like they're salt, they do, I don't know exactly what it is, but it will be things like that where it's like, let's talk about Jesus baby. Oh wow. Really? Yeah, it's not the same thing That's crazy. Yeah, but I think they have their kids on stage with them and stuff Jesus's baby is Santa Claus is that correct?

That's not he's by his baby's Easter bunny. Yeah, that is the same possible. Absolutely wrong Well, yeah, I saw this I saw the movie I went to the movie NWA Santa Claus. No, I saw this. I saw the movie. I went and saw the movie. NWA. Santa Claus? No, I saw that movie too. All of them with Tim Allen. I would love if we never talked about easy it in.

I think it's funny that those movies with Tim Allen, I thoroughly enjoy those shitty movies. Those are good. The first one's good. And the first one. I remember the first one. I don't know if I saw it to know that will fail plays in Elf oh Elf is fucking with James Khan

I yes oh god how fucking the one you play in Elf he yeah he is like the one with Marlon Brando is the plays the godfather that's mine all right are you making a witty joke I'll take that thank you just thinking right in your college degree if fat Greek I think I love those movies. Now that I'm watching them with a kid too, you know what else I found? I'm a fucking, I love, I like cartoons. Like I can watch Bob Goblin all fucking day long.

They're those smart cartoons that like have the jokes for the parents too. Well there's a lot, you know I wasies doing Lewis's kid and while I was eating Sesame Street go it's not good But do Sesame Street does a lot of that shit. I can't there was a few of them But one of them was a you know, they'll choose like a number or a letter and there's this one Where it's so they're doing two and they just re-enact like Brutus and Caesar and he's like, a two, Brutus, a two. And there's no way the kids are getting it at all, but it's definitely like, I'm just

like eating in the corner and you're like, oh, that's pretty clever. What they're doing over there. Yeah, I watch Sesame Street at least once a day when I'm home because you know, the kid watches it in the morning and that's what you put some down with and I thoroughly enjoy eight. It's going to HBO. It's going to HBOBO. What is HBO? What do you mean? You have to get HBO now buddy. Now it's going to be like half like Sesame Street, half like a Quentin Tarotino movie. It's gonna be a lot of dicks. It's kind of like awe. It's like a message.

No is it really going to HBO? HBO dog PBS said you're out of here. Like kicked him out. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't know. PBS kicked him out. That doesn't sound right. It's gonna be all right. Are you sure it was PBS or was it viewers like you? I'm not sure. Oh, wow. Give that to him. Wow. Hot potato. Yeah, just that's what's funded by. Oh, I was, you should keep that off the next joke. Yeah, HBO says me she's gonna be HBO. I don't fucking get that why They probably offer money. Yeah, they bought it. I think we all just read a title of a Huffington post I heard that too and I didn't read it and I was like this seems weird

That is fucking weird. It's on the page of the newspaper. You ever see inside out? Do you watch that movie inside out? What is it? It's a new's the new like a Pixar oh that was good how was that about it's like it's like this girl becoming you know like nine years old and you're watching it through her head like all these little thoughts in her head like there's any emotions all the emotions are in her head and you're following them every joke did? I'm sprinkling the emotions. This is how I... It's basically a lot of Herman's head, that early 90s TV show.

Yes. You know what I've written the other day? Pixar has never had a flop. Oh, interesting. They've never... You have. But you watched that movie and you're like, how do little kids like this?

I was crying in the theater. Oh, yeah. I turned up. Yeah, and you sit there and you're like, how do little kids like this? I was crying in the theater. Oh yeah, literally in the corner. I turned up. Yeah, and you sit there and you're like, what kid is watching this? I was watching Dumbo. The cartoon. The cartoon dude, fuck Dumbo.

Dumbo, they have the same earlobes as Colin Quinn. Nothing? All right. And the same nickname as Scopo. He's good one, I like that one. I did. But yeah, that fucking cartoon is sad as shit. I Did but yeah that that fucking cartoon is sad as shit His mom is locked up in the thing and he's got big ears and everyone's mean to

Mean to that that hallucination or whatever the fuck's going on You know the the crows are like attacking him that fuck me up as a child I'm all those movies. How about the first 10 minutes of up? It's Baron Wife, dude. Oh, but that's like that Louis C.K. joke. When you have finally, finally, finally happen is, you know, someone is still going to turn to shit. Right, right. You know, it's like, yeah, that up was fucking sad as shit. Sad.

Yeah, that opening is in. It's first 10 minutes, you're sitting there and you're like, what is going, I watched on a flight back from a batch of party and I was in the middle of a plane just like literally tear streaming down. I was like, I watched on a flight back from a Batcher party and I was in the middle of a plane just like literally tears streaming down. Like, that was so anxious. Really? I was like, hi, shit.

Batcher party and just like. I love that I made a face and he backed away from his tears. Not because I was anxious. I have a fear of flying. I'm gonna be emotional, Charles. Wasn't myself. Yeah, that was something.

Yeah. Anyways, back to AIDS. I went to uh... this now have you seen and w a movie it was a phenomenal movie and i know that uh... uh... they they took some liberties with doctor drae being a tough guy when he really wasn't well here's the thing about when you have a billion

dollars and you make a movie of your story now it's a lot like a really easy i. He make it with the easy, I mean, I was the ice cube. I think ice cube was involved, I know Dre was involved, I think ice cube was involved. Well, I think he was the ice cube playing it. I tell you what, that kid's gonna be a star. Ice cube son, I don't know his name, I want to find out because he's got it. I mean, he's even more than a son. I keep his name.

Even more than a son. It's crushed ice. Whatever his name is as it's like Jeremy ice It's the normal name but it takes the ice deadly Cube I'm sorry my down just likes like I guess yeah, he was fucking great in this movie and he looked just like him But he was fucking great the guy played easy was for every was phenomenal But he was a fucking great the guy who played easy was for every was phenomenal But it was an unbelievable movie, but the way the way he doesn't go. Do they get like shug night in there and stuff? Yeah, they go shug night. That's doing they talk to what he's doing them. Yeah, sure to well dude He fucking I'm telling you man. He basically easy

And Dre got together Dre was just a DJ, spending, you know, fucking, where makeup, where he was in a pop-up. He was a wrecking crew. Yeah, he was just, yeah, some silly shit. He was a disco shit. R&B group, right? Yeah, well, yeah, that's what's his job.

He was making money, silly, but he was an amazing DJ. He was fucking, you know, a savant when it came to that shit. EZ was an actual criminal, sling and dope. And Ice Cube was an actual writer. He was dope uh... and ice cube was an actual uh... writer he was writing raps and you he's the creative guy ice cube wrote most of the songs i mean most of the raps all mostly all of them he wrote them all and they were making the music right and they would make the music and he's the

easy wasn't even rapper he went up rapping because the guys were supposed to rap said fuck this shit it's stupid and they're like you know easy you do it he was the money guy rapping now is different like rapping now they have this all these like multiple syllable ship but rapping back then it was just like I mean whoever can write it like you can just hit these slow you know he'd be like at my dough well they have to do it and they had to piece by piece no that's actually a lyric I know nothing about this no yeah, yeah, you just guess the popularic. It is pretty racist, but luckily they all said that.

Yeah, he had a piece is wrapped together. So he was like, ran through the hood in my six four. Stop pause, say the next one. So cruising down the street in my six four. Yeah, I was just kidding. Whatever. Anyways, shut up, best hair. I didn't say anything.

First of all, yeah And then Dave and then you Joe Yeah, it was fucking great and then they go into They go into easy basically gave them the money to To put up their their first couple songs they became really popular. And that's when Jerry, that song, what was it? Was it fucked up, please? Oh, straight out of comp, the comfort. Straight out of comp, the comp, the comp,

with ruthless records, and then Jerry Heller stepped in with easy, and they went on a tour, which was unheard of for a rap band from LA. New York, yeah, from DNC, but LA, rap really didn't fucking exist like that. unheard of for a rap band from l.a. new york yeah rumbian c but l.a. rap really didn't fucking exist like that there's not there was nothing out there that was big ever

it was only new york rap that was all in york and now they were the first ones the fucking come out and that it was just crazy fucking nuts and then that's when they went on a tour forty cities they didn't have a contract to the whole thing the only one had a contract was EZ. Him and Jerry were basically taking all the fucking money. Right.

Because EZ put it up at the beginning, and Ice Cube was like, fucking suck my deck. And they were doing numbers that like, not that rap had never done, but that gangster rap definitely had never done. Like I know, I think like probably Will Smith and LL Cool J had done some big numbers and run DMC, but it wasn't like this like really really street shit

Where it's like talking about like just killing cops and it's never been done Well, there were some street fans, but they weren't selling or whatever hip hop No one never heard it. Yeah, and you go to their shows and there was white shakes and white dudes and everybody fucking rock dudes Love that shit when that came out and And that's when cube right when the tours that was like i'm out i'll see later and they went out and want to do and uh... another album without him and words for life

and they trashed them he came out with his soul album which was very successful they came out of the album after him trashed them and then he went back to him out of the house and i said i fuck you and did vaseline right no fuck you and did Vaseline, right? No Vaseline. No Vaseline, yeah. And fucking smoked him in that. And then, and then, and then, and then I want to fucking self, man. That was a nice, nice stepton.

And Dre talked to each other, they hate each other. No, they talked to each other. Yeah. Oh yeah, no, they're all friends now. They did a tour. They did an NWA tour with like Snoop as easy e years ago. Like they all for a while. I mean, Shug Knight, I think they all still had problems with, but besides that, he might have, he came to,

that was at the scene of that movie when Shug Knight ran over that dude. They didn't show that in the movie. No, no, no, no, no, no, it was at the movie. They were filming the movie. Shug Knight showed up to where they were filming the fucking movie, right? And then he ends up running off that,

running over that dude. He's not a good person. What? That's what get up dude, that was at the video right now. I saw the video. He went to confront that. That was at the filming of the fucking movie. Yeah, they wouldn't let him in right or something like that and he got his claims. He was set up like they invited him to it And then he got set up, but it sounds more like shugnai just showed up

He was known for just like showing up to snoop concerts when like they were having big problems Just to like kind of be like I'm here motherfucker There's a story that's shown tonight hung vanilla ice, oh, fuck a fucking roof. What's that story? Vanilla ice acknowledged that it happened. They all acknowledged that it happened, and then now Vanilla ice is like, I didn't have it like that.

Okay, you want to hear some fucked up shit? Yes, please. You know, easy. Play that Scuplo track. I got a big butt, you know? Um... Uh, DZ got AIDS. I don't know where, I uh, these he got, uh, got AIDS. I don't know where and just, I mean, he was gone.

This is when AIDS was AIDS. And he was fucking gone. Just gone. This pussy AIDS. These kids got, he, he announced that he had it and he died a month later or two months later. He sold, so, um, there's a video footage of, uh, Shugnaut on Jimmy found. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I saw that talking about they're like, well, you know, he, he's used to this video footage of shugnaut on Jimmy Fountain. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I saw that. Talking about, they're like, well, easy used to wear a bullet provess. And he's like, that don't matter. He's like, I just, I just, you can hit somewhere. You can buy an AIDS needle. No, a.

So he goes, you can buy AIDS needle. Just hit it with somebody. And then they die slow. And no one knows who knows who it is you. No, he's not. And then he goes and then he goes, we could easy, he didn't even say that he goes, this is what happened. Okay, he came out and Jimmy Kimmel was wearing a bulletproof vest just as a joke. Yeah. Because he just got out of jail.

So he's like, come on, he's wearing vest. He goes, why do you have that on you? He's like, you know, the styles of change since you've been in the jail. Everyone wears these and goes, and he goes, you don't even worry about that. And then he said with Bobby said, he goes, we could just take a A's needle and you know, just easy EU. That's like, that's what he said. Like, even worry about that. And then you say what Bobby said he goes we could just take a is needle to you know just easy you that's like that's what he said Like it's lying that that's what happened to you. It's like oh Jay if I'd done it This is how I that was the best type of shit. You just released a book

That's that I know that's Jerry hella the guy you're talking about the white guy keepers. Oh that I was so far off Your story was so much better than mine That guy Jerry howl, Jerry Heller, I've got obsessed with this topic. It's such an interesting topic. I did do, man. Well, that guy, Jerry Heller says, he maintains that he thinks easy, it was still.

He goes, we had the best medicine, we had the best everything, he doesn't believe at all that he had AIDS that he died. And he also says that he regrets convincing easy not to kill Shugnight. That we're having kill though. Yeah, because Shug actually easy came back to jerry one night since i got a kill him

and he was like you can't kill him would would doing ten million dollars uh... a week on sales of some shit like that more than we make he goes he goes he goes that is ridiculous to kill him right now he goes just so him or whatever you have to do not murder somebody and he he he he was like i got to take him out i got to go kill him right now he goes just sue him or whatever you have to do not murder somebody and he he easy was like I got to take him out I got to go kill him got to keep separated easy was a fucking gangster man he was a legitimate fucking but then should went on to build an empire unlike any of the like but he did it

with fucking dry oh oh yeah but then you know but his whole shooks whole thing as he never had anything except the muscle and the balls Yeah, he just went like oh dude. They showed up with bats and made easy. He signed release papers No, no, that's not what happened and I'll correct your story all right I know that he said that or someone said that now he they invited him down to the studio Dre And he showed up you showed up and Dre wasn't it was just sugar a bunch of dudes with pipes and he showed up, you showed up, and Dre wasn't, it was just shugging a bunch of dudes with pipes.

Oh, yeah, pipes. And they were like, you need to sign this. And every time he would sign like Mickey Mouse, and then they'd fucking beat him up. Johnny Fontaine never gets that pot. Yeah, make him a big star. Yeah, I didn't know, I knew that would happen. They sued and they said we signed these

with these papers under the rest of Threadwell, and then they ended up getting money. In the movie, they showed it, but they just showed him getting a fucking ass whoop of no pipes but uh he was a good fuck you uh to shirk night shirk night was a big mother fucker man and he was no there's tons of stories dude at death row where just like someone you if you were just like like a uh you know like um breaking down the wreck i don't know what the term is but like someone just working on the music and you like fucked up he would go yeah you Yeah, you would just get the shit beat out of him one day.

Because like, just like that. I'm in the thing. Yeah, they have, actually in the movie, they have this big party going on in the studio. Draze with Snoop trying to lay down some tracks as they say in the hood. And he comes out like, what the fuck? There's just chicks everywhere, people everywhere, all these big motherfuckers everywhere

And there's just a naked guy With his pants around his ankles crying under a desk with a fucking dog just gonna Like about to attack him and some other big guy holding them back laughing. Let's go for a boss Like us and I rack Too much scary Yeah, it's a dude. I remember here in the chest pain. I heard this this guy who was I'm literally having Is there something wrong with me? Dude, there was this guy who was like I am I don't care about it. He's going to just spend no I think I know I'm gonna bring on more

Deepu prick to you with a cholesterol I'm gonna lean back. Oh my God, that's just a terrible shot of me, Deepu. And he was like in a radio interview, he said this was something, but he was working for Nirvana or a band like that. And just like a technical guy working for Universal Sentom over because they needed someone else to help with the, you know, mixing it down or whatever. And he said he goes there and he's just like working and shook night comes out. And he just gets in his face. This huge mug gets like gags are black dude.

And he's like, yo, why you take my hot sauce? And he's just like this nervous kid, like a couple of years out of hot. And he's like, I don't, I don't even use hot sauce. He goes, I asked you that. I asked you why you take my hot sauce. And he says it just ends with him on his knees, like being like, I swear to God. And then he's just driving to go get hot sauce to replace this thing. But he was like, but within an inch, like he easily could just have the shit beat out of him.

Yeah, but didn't. Yeah, I've shouldn't have to horrible piece of shit human being. No, he doesn't. Hang on, hang on, that's Joe list. Yeah, to H. I never said anything. Did they say his net worth at one point was close to a billion dollars? Dude, he had it all, okay?

No, no, no, no, no no no no he had it all okay he did not pay anyone nobody go look it up until he just got broke a couple years ago in lawsuits he owned all the masters to death row records drain and get shit snoop didn't get shit he was saying the snoop said in lyrics I got nothing off dog he's down nothing all those hits the chronic the chronic dog he's got was dude everyone at gin and juicing and you know did nothing but a g thing and all these huge hits should took everything really was the thing

well he actually it's an a he's right they would always tell it t h a he said in the movie that uh... dry walked in it was like i'm out and he's like well you don't get shit i'm taking it all is like i don't give a fuck do you know that you have a bit behind the music they, it's so funny because it's like Dr. Dre. They're like, shug night showed up at Dre's Pride because there was the death row studio

and then Dre had his own studio. And they showed up with a bunch of big dudes with pipes. He goes, give me all the masters, give me all the studio things. And they just cut to Dre and he's like, you know, I'll tell you right now, like, I'm a man, if we've got to do it, we've got to do it. And then it just cuts away.

And they're like, shug night got all of the masters. Yeah. That's just like, Dre just leaves with nothing. I like, shug night got all of the masters. Yeah. That's just, it's just leaves with nothing. I'm feeling this won't be the DVD commentary. Just a bunch of white dudes in an Indian guy talking about the movie. I'm telling you now, this is how it goes.

I've YouTube did. Can we take out that part right so he was a bad guy. I mean, he's in jail now, you're good. When he got knocked the fuck out, remember that video? When shug night got knocked the fuck out. You know, some random thug, some random. Some random thug, some random barber. Yeah, some barber. Yeah, some regular barber, dude.

Brutus the barber beefcake? Yeah. He was giving an interview. In front of a club, right? Shugan was getting in his car, and this guy fucking knocked him the fuck out. Cold, hit the pavement. It made me feel so good.

I was like, good, there's nothing better for me to watch than a bully getting knocked the fuck out. Somebody who physically just hurts people. Those are the best YouTube videos when it's done. Elementary schools, when you see the big bully challenge that one kid who knows who is bullying someone. Yeah. Like fucking them up, it really fucks me, but I love watching the bully get fucked up. That little nerdy kid does one spin kick and then all the sudden the bullies down Yeah, that's fucking great

Yeah, even like when you see like an old guy come out and just calm some fucking crazy gangster kids down Hey, Kettle and they're like fuck you mother fuck and then they go to hit him and he just one punches him And then he looks at the other one goes you Just you and then like oh you guys look guy, I love you. I love it. I love it. I love it. But Shugnite was a motherfucker in this movie. But he actually saved Dre.

He went in. Dre was held up by Jerry fucked him. Had him in contract. Wouldn't be able to be Dre. Chronic wouldn't happen. Snoop Dogg wouldn't happen. He went in and used his fucking muscle to get Dre the fuck out.

The crazy thing is that Dre had to do it over and over and over again and only got paid the last time. Like he got no money off NWA, he got no money off death row, although I think he finally sued and got it back now. But then when he did like the M&M thing and that he met and the beast now now he sees a billion. Now he's the richest guy in hip-hop. Imagine if he fucking got all that other money too. Could you imagine that? couple billion? I mean Dre is a mother. It's too big. He's so beat for two billion He's so I thought I saw I heard it was it one was it two two billion. Yeah Wow, but that's with what's his name. Who's that guy the white guy? That's working for Apple. Oh, I know I was thinking of Jimmy IV, but I mean the music shit Jimmy IV

He's with them. Yeah, he's with them. Jimmy Iveen is that? He's with them. Yeah, he's with them, isn't he? With them on that? I think he is. He's actually been ahead of, I think, all of this. Everything we're talking about, he's just been taking a lot of. Even so, he's created two separate looks in his lifetime that people want to wear.

The beats look and the LA Raiders hats. Like, he's been responsible for style. Well, he, you know, Drey wasn't. Well, I'm just saying, Drey was actually wearing the fucking satin shirts back in the, oh, you know, Drey wasn't. Well, I'm just saying, Drey was actually wearing fucking satin shirts back in the before. Oh, yeah, the Google Drey. Oh, yeah, he used to wear satin shirts and band leader. Fuck, when he DJed, you know, the satin band shirts. Thank God, Jackets, post-apocalyptic metal outfits never caught off. Oh, God. We fucking dangerous. To the guy who plays

do that's the song I know I'm gonna do it I like when Joe sings thank you love for you um you know two pox and a two the guy plays and the casting of this movie's fucking ridiculous I gotta see this two-pock looks like two-pock they already they already said they're gonna do a spin-off with new death row yeah that's great yeah what the fuck's that that's not gonna be as good that's not a death row is cool, that's great. Yeah, what the fuck's that that's not gonna be as good Cool man, what are you talking about? There's not gonna be a good man. It's just not I can't end up in the penalty And W.A. was the shit and W was the one that said everything off

NWA with easy Well, I don't care if you'll be he was just chronic chronic and dolly's the whole other two best albums that came out of any of that shit Dude the chronic and dolly's all of the two best albums that came out of any of that shit, dude the chronic and dolly's I like that like changed There's so much more of the like that beef Like biggie in the west coast beef all that stuff's gonna be in it. It's gonna be interesting Yeah to all the two-pock stuff is it that's not book an African American for this episode I did by the way will silvens knows if you think I know what I'm talking about this he knows I don't Knows if you think I know what I'm talking about this he knows every

We still wouldn't understand it if you know you put it you booked him and Translator We're gonna translate for studying Haitian. I didn't say was easy. I told him he was on stage talking to me He every time he brings me up. He'll say shit to you while you leave him I'm like dude you need you UN headphones to understand what the fuck you say Dry owns those Yeah, like my beats into this UN It's it's weird. I if if if what's his name killed him with an AIDS needle I've never heard of that until somebody to this interview

I saw that didn't um The killer who's that? Okay, so the ice man the ice man. Oh, the ice man He he no, he killed somebody with a needle, though. Yeah, I think you're the dumbest person I know I'm just saying I know you just work the word needle. He read he killed somebody with needles though First of all, he didn't killed somebody with needles though first of all He didn't kill somebody with needles. Is he dead? Oh God Needles the back to future character played by flea he had so lot of playing

Sinai, yeah, it's the same concept though. No, it takes around fucking six to twelve Dude, I mean, you try to argue out, but Sionite is the same concept. He's standing in with something. He's the needle. You're mad. You're stabbing, they would something, though. No, no, no, the needle is what's in common. There's nothing conceptual in common with Sionite. The gay plague, Sionite.

I'm fucking believable. Same concept. You're literally one of the dumbest. Can I just, I want to bring this up real quick. I mean, dude, I'm nervous. I'm going to get signed. I just after this. I want to I want to bring something up really quick. Oh boy. I want to. The YKW did court is now in session. Okay. If anyone feels a suck this, so put this in their bomb after the show. Feel free. If you want to scratch a fucking mosquito bite you might with a dildo the wooden dildo. Listen

This is what happened, okay? I'm gonna let Dave be the judge Take the mallet please don't stick it in your ass. I was kidding about that That's a perfect cock that's actually I'm Lewis. That's actually my dick. All right Artists rendering I Um, that's a perfect cock that's actually I'm Lewis. That's actually my dick. All right. Um, artists rendering. I bring this up here. Bring this up Scopo and there's no way around it. Okay. No boy. I have no you have apologized. So we we're kind of over it, but it still bugs me. Okay. It still bothers me. Scopo I'm gonna vacation. Let me set up the scenario going on and you I want who's my lawyer who's my who's my who's not your lawyer are you my look good you lawyer on the other

you in the room you got scope oh you don't want the juice of the lawyer I'm sorry I was just waiting for an opportunity to do that too much yeah we might lose the show oh fuck out all right you're the bailiff fatty bailiff order I do that Joe is your lawyer okay I'm a good I might lose the show. Well, fuck it. I'll lock out. You're the Baylor fatty. You're the Baylor fatty. Order. Do I do that? All right. Joe is your lawyer, okay?

I'm a good lawyer. First of all, I want to explain to you something. Shouldn't it be the jury? No, you're the Baylor. Can we have like a funny back and forth thing with our Baylor? Yes, you are. Or I want to get in, man. Have you seen crazy people like this?

No. Yeah, you can do whatever you want. All right. Okay, here we go. Now, YKW Court is now in session. All right. You can do a you want. All right. Okay, here we go. Now, YKW Court is now in session. All right. You can do a little whole rise. I'm not getting this right.

Hold on. My bell buckle. I was really taking the camera. Okay, let's go get the types. No, that's the fucking... Stenography, right here, baby. Uh huh. You'll be the sonographer on the baili.

All right, so here's, you were on a, here's what happened, okay? I'm going on vacation. I at the beginning of the summer I wanted to plant new grass in my backyard. I hired a man to come and regrade my backyard. That means he drops down around 40 yards of dirt and regrades it makes it nice and even then seeds it and then it rained and the seeds and everything. He had a good. I'm looking for a room to share. I'm sorry. I didn't understand any of this. So he's he comes back. He has to do it again. Now the second he drops the seed, the second the guy leaves a fucking torrential drop or downpour. It happens twice. Now comes back a third time. Regrains the whole backyard. There's thousands of dollars. You know,

there's not thousands, but it's, you know, he comes back, regrades it, plants the seed, it's gonna be beautiful for a week, except for one day. I have a new sprinkler system, P installs, ready to go, re-graded, new seed, everything ready. I gotta call, I'm going on vacation for a week, Scope will calls me, hey, you know, a friend of mine. Scobo's a friend of mine, okay? Hey. Objection. As a friend. I don't think the court's stenographer. I suppose they'll check.

No one's gonna speak up. Stonographer, can you strike from the record you objecting for? Where were you, Bobby? People picked up a pen. That's hilarious. Just straight into the record. By the way, so what do the lawyers do here, by the way? picked up a pen. That's hilarious. Just show you that, Ferreco. But wait, so what do the lawyers do here, by the way?

You're presenting your story. I know what I'm doing. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a story. I'm telling you the story of things, gonna fight my case. Yeah, I'm gonna help her. So basically, I'm doing a lot of re-dating right now. I got a phone call from my friend, Scobo. And he says, hey, you want me to come up and check the mail, check the house, where you're

gone, make sure nothing happens. Yeah, that'd be great, dude. Also, listen, you want me to come up and check the mail, check the house where you're going, make sure nothing happens. Yeah, that'd be great dude. Also, listen man, I just put this whole thing in, I explain them the whole thing, I just graed in with their sand, blah, blah, the rain, the seed, I got the sprinkler, can you come Tuesday and shut the sprinkle off, because it's going to rain, and I needed, I don't want it to flood with them. And just you put your action. Yes.

You call me the day of You got me at a bed agreeing to do something nice and I'm not doing it still first of all I object is objection How can I get him out of bed if he asked me if I can do something feel we are talking about you call me until you said You said can I do something for you? All right, so I if I look at the record show, I did not understand Bobby's objection Me neither. Hi, here's that it doesn't matter. It's a shot. I was just being funny. Can you say something? I'm on your side, man I believe Tell me shut up Bob if you want to request he's not your own lawyer. I mean what do you want me to say? Yeah, if you want to request Keep going with the the zone lawyer. I mean, what do you want me to say? If you want to request different representatives?

Yeah, and keep going with the story. I'll just go. Well, don't let him just interrupt me like that. I'll be the lawyer. I don't know. It was a lawyer slash muscle. Bob, you just see, you know, if you're upset with your representation, the state will provide you with a nobody left.

Well, we got a sonarigre for it. I could give you my bail in the court. No, I'm like a new lawyer. I don't say you have a new lawyer. You can choose for a man. Wait, objection. You got this kid. This is the case. This is bullshit. I want to take the fact Greek. Thank you. Objection of a rule. We will continue with the case. I want the fact

great. Obviously this is your choice to your lawyer. Okay, so Jerry, we're going to need you to be my I'm just going to listen to the story. All right. No, we need you to be able to, if anyone gets unruly, I should have known to pick a good looking fuck. Yeah, Lord Clark soccer. I got by through skill alone. All right. Here we go. Here we go Seems like a better so he calls me he says okay, so I say listen you got to not please do not there's three knobs big Nob and two little knobs that go to two different you know Max and done your honor So I say please do not touch the big knob. Do not touch the sprinkler hose knob. Just touch the hose knob.

You gonna stand? You gonna stand, you're not? It's clear as day. Anyways, I say, can you go up and do this? But you have to come back the next day and turn it back on. Just turn it off on Tuesday and come back on Wednesday and turn it back on because I it's gonna be like a desert for the rest of the week I need it to be back on the next day. What right? Yes, I can I Don't remember that you're on it, please

Chris you're on right now right now. Thank you. Objection sustained So what are you doing here, bro? I got a case you should be quiet and let him fucking bury himself Case that nobody knows about Please, talk about it You're both gonna get, all right, there's a lot of order Objection, I mean, you don't even need a lawyer, he's ruining him, so it's okay Order, order in the court, okay, you're both gonna get your chances Let me finish this

Okay, I'm almost there, I'm almost there, so he says, I say, he says absolutely dude, no problem No problem, I go thank you buddy, really appreciate it, you know, I really, you don't have to do this But thank you very much for doing this, he says, absolutely dude, no problem. No problem, I go, thank you buddy, really appreciate it. You know, I really, you don't have to do this, but thank you very much for doing this. He says, okay, great. I call on Friday, because I trusted him, he's my friend, he said he's gonna do something. He, you know, I call him Friday, go, hey, what's up?

Just to see how it went. What's up, dude? Where you going? I'm going to turn the sprinklers back on. I go, it's Friday. He goes, yeah, I didn't have time. I go, but you blew me off. He goes, no, I didn't. I just didn't have time. I go, but no, you said you'd do it. And you didn't. That means my grass hasn't been watered in three fucking days. And it's been

the hottest three days of the summer. I go, do you know how fucking things grow? Yeah, and how fucking things grow, Bobby. I go, how? With food and water. I go, you killed it. You killed it. He goes, Bobby, I'm sure it's fine. I go, you blew me off, dude. Why'd you put, I didn't blow you off.

I just had stuff to do, Bobby. I couldn't make it. I know that's the fucking essence of blowing me up. You're saying you did something all other, I don't, whatever. I hang up the fucking, I'm going now. I go, okay, great. He goes, I turned the back on, call me, whatever. I come home on fucking Tuesday. Not only did he not water it for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. When he went up on Tuesday, he turned the valve off to sprinkler so the fucking thing even when he turned it on didn't want to the fucking grass for a week he killed the grass and have the guy come back

and re-grade and re-grasp and re-everything two days ago my grass is dead my son doesn't have a lawn. I don't think it's no further questions all right all right the uh... i just want to say i'm behalf of the court that was chilling testimony and i want to thank the prosecution for for coming forward uh... moving on to the defenses uh... uh... presentation and then the lawyers will have a chance to cross examine all right got the other side

uh... i consider this all speculation and uh... i'm confused by the entire situation and in fact that you explain the situation with the knobs and the doops and the valves. When you have a spin-off stand. I don't understand what you're talking about and also it seems like you're really shouting quite a bit and I feel like a fat-butted client did his best oh you are if you did his best and he was here did do his best and his best wasn't good enough i'd better not you know what's what's the what's the problem here here's a

prop you want to do long when you say you're gonna do something you do it absolutely i agree well i did he agrees scope of killed my fucking lawn i was completely the son and earth killed your lawn. Can I just say, and I'm not speaking as the judge here, but Scopo was like, Joe, what's your plan?

You go, don't worry, I got a plan. You got to be just agreed with Robin to turn on that. You should have just let him present his case. I'd like to hear from Chris a little bit. Yeah, quit. You're learning too very good. Well, is your mic off? I maybe I don't know. Uh, I did accidentally, I guess shut

off the water, but I didn't water it on Tuesday, Friday and Sunday. So I did water it. Bobby, how did you order it? chooses to plant seed. When I have fact, you don't plant seed in the summer because it dries out. Objection, objection. Thank you. He doesn't know shit about lawns. Ooh.

That's a good objection. Objection to that. My father was a gardener and told me this. You don't plant seeds in the summer. Father grew grass. Apparently his father was a fucking fucking... And I have asshole time. I have fucking evidence on my phone Which I will present to my lawyer if you like to submit some evidence into the court

Obviously, that's here say to say your father if you had him here. I will look at I first of all I want documentation that he was a gardener. Okay. Now he's right. What is it guard a garbage guy? Now he's a gardener What else is he? What is he whatever whatever? Scopo needs to get out of a fucking jam? He's a damn fine father. I'll tell you right now that he went to his father. And his father said, you know, you can plant seeds in any time you want. Spring, summer, or fall.

Just not the winter. Now I will give him this. September is the best month. Or the spring him this September is the best month or the spring of the fall is the best month. November because of the plan giving and for all. To plan grass. Do you know why? Judge why is that? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why because it's not as sunny. It's not as hot, but you know what, Judge? You can plant grass. Grass. Grass.

Grass. Grass. You can plant grass in the summer, right? If you have a sprinkler system. So what about the argument? The philosophical argument Bobby's making is that you can plant the, it's not saying it's optimum, but optimal, but it's not as optimum cable service but it is uh... he's saying that's not really the point the point is whether you agreed to help him with this now

i'm sorry with your your honor i have here a screenshot uh... from ask jeez dot com uh... roger google and that there's another one you scroll roger cook replies now There's another one if you scroll Roger cook replies now I don't know who Roger

But he certainly has a computer and he writes in much of the country grass seat is best planted before or after summer That's that's primarily because it's almost impossible to keep new seed moist in the summer without nearly constant watering proving my point You didn't really constant watering because you said you should go for a minute. I did not have constant watering because don't! No, no, no, no, you said you said your sprinkles go off in the morning and at night. Yeah, constant watering. You know what it is?

Shut the fuck up! You're on it, you're on it, you're on it. You're on it. You're on it. It's still kind of Bobby Showcry, so let it be. I know we're doing it again here, but like, you're on it. You're on it. You're on it. It's still kind of Bobby show Chris. So let it I know I know we're doing again here by my eyes. You're on it. You're on it. Yes, I talk Matt talk absolutely. I move the change of venue Overall pretty goddamn good point over there. Don't take this to Tuesday's with stories every Tuesday on I tunes and soundcloud

Your honor. He just proved my point if you read that it can you please for the court read that said so please reread exhibit a okay Roger cook of internet part just get to the other part the country wait in much of the country not everywhere yes not necessarily Westchester New York you are as soon as best planted before or after summer that's primarily because it's almost impossible to keep new seed moist in the summer without nearly constant water stop collaborate stop and listen now i had constant watering your honor because i had a sprinkler system put in

that automatically goes off twice a day to voice and a day sir to moisten the ground for the day and then it came on in the afternoon to moisten it again when it dried up so and the night time when the sun goes down it would actually stay moist because the sun's not all right I've heard I've heard I've heard it all three hold on two arguments on the arm if you're constant twice a day now I will say that's your argument i've got that argument already i've got you're on a good news here's what i don't think look that i'm not here's why i'm going to strike down the evidence that christ just put in

okay because it is at the end of the day it's immaterial unless you're saying you can't do it in the summer what he's saying there's most of the region it isn't the best time to understand that this is richard and constant is it's a we also let's say okay christlet's say you are getting like ass raped by chicilo niel with twice a day be constantly no be twice a day it'd be enough i think i would i think you get my brother one more piece of uh... piece of evidence uh... the defendants judgment

clearly can't be trusted he said he'd fuck rich boss he was uh... out of every comic he picked rich boss note note uh... terrible choice thank you bomb that's i've armed i would like to know i will not allow it i would like to jury your honor is protected not here that i don't know i would just i would like to ask him to leave like leave the

uh... but did you have a new piece of evidence has been brought forth to me The hot temperatures of summer are past oh Why are you giving this to me? I know my knowledge is held why the fall season is usually boy There's a lot of words here that could be easily Planting and fall avoid several springtime problems what is the whole soil temperatures delay germination

but what did you do the job he asked you to do i don't know how i don't usually i would be honest you didn't do the act of the act of the inaugural for sure the fuck up all right all right science the power of the law is against the right now what is the science matter I don't usually let my ball if run my court, but he is making

a day. So I'm going to make an exception. There's one time. We have questions. Chris, all right, you want to go to the fans first? We'll get to the chat room real quick. Yeah, you honor. Do you mind?

Yes. Let's say chat room because fans is a little broad. That guy, oh, for says this whole court is out of order and gay and that's one of our that's not somebody listen to the beginning of the show uh... he also says why does the law need regrading because the grass dried out bobby is getting ripped off like the city boy that he is

no that's not what about about the email me later i'll talk to you grass specialist No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm not. Email me later, I'll talk to you. Grass specialist, Roder. It was Robert Cook. The rain hit twice, really, torrential rain, and it fucked up though. Oh man. Who's your grass guy?

I can get you three cents a stock. What are you, uh, what? It's like a weird, uh, weird joke. Whatever. No, no, no, that was a weird joke, and I'm sober. So I didn't get it. I didn't have it. What else you got?

John Testoni says next time put down sod cheap ass Sod $6,000 to do my backyard. I don't know anything about I'm telling you $6,000. I got a Fuckin' estimate on doing sod $6,000 and it might not take it take a Chris scubo three years of comedy to make that much money You're not down you're in the middle of a trial. He's the worst lawyer the fucking bail of going against me Criminal criminal fucking Mines everyone else blaming everybody else you murdered the person I am not blaming everybody else

I'm saying my defense. I'm reading the fucking evidence you're handing me you came at me We're like I got this and I was like oh shit Joe might be gone to something. I tried. Oh my god I got reading the evidence you gave me remember the first Court scene of my cousin Vinnie when he looked terrible. Yeah, and I Then he pulled it out in the end. All right Chris listen I'm gonna grant you as the judge that your your legal has fallen apart on you. Let me ask you a couple questions. Did you agree to do this for Bobby before Friday, the first part of it? When he talked to you on Friday, had you already fucked up and not done what you agreed to do? Wait before Friday? I didn't go back, yes, I didn't go back, yes.

So, what's the initial thing? Yeah, I'm wrong. I already missed it. I'm wrong, right? You just want to settle out of court. You're fucking yelling at me for being a bad lawyer. You're further questioning. No further questions. You're wrong. All right. I think I've reached my judgment.

Can I get a plea deal? That's my job. The deal has nothing to do with the judge. I think I think scope of my shoulders for the rest of the show. I have a good idea. I have a good idea. I'll take this to a good deal. Here's LFD girl.

I want to show the rub. Put up a three DLS workbook. We accept. You guys got a opening. to a do-day Here's LFD girl, I want to show the rub Put up a CDL has to work with it We accept you guys got to agree No, we got accept When we do that, you got to accept the rub If you rule in my favor, I would like a show the rub When we're saying, when everybody's given their credits and their fucking their their Objection

Yes Kris Koppos has to not fit behind you One of you is gonna have to lose weight What is that we do this? Alright, that's is gonna have to lose weight. Let's do this That's fair point Look here's how this works, okay? You don't get to you can't negotiate with me over what the punishment is, okay? I'm Chris is looking at the maximum 25 to life. Wow if you guys Yeah, that's the harsh times here, but you guys can negotiate and if you agree upon a negotiation

Then you can present it to the jobs, Okay. And if I think it's hilarious Yes, basically what we do it. What Dave is saying is you forgot to assign a jury Yeah, kind of we don't have a jury. We don't have a jury. We have a jury We've got a joker for but no Is he guilty or not guilty? We'll have them but this is where I meant it to let you know it. Don't even just have them vote Just write it down on a piece of paper and then slide it's me What we need is a punishment. We know that he's guilty. Yeah, we need a punishment from the people watching live

We need a punishment. You never know a lot of people thought Zimmerman was going down It would he didn't plead guilty Well, I was at an official plea at the end The emperor guilty didn't he just say something like a video is a what happened to me Well, I was at an official plea at the end. I think I'm pretty guilty. Didn't he just say something like a video is what happened to me? You know what happened last month, the fuck of the fuck with me or something like that?

Yeah, he was tough talking somebody with his... On Twitter, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like... Did you imagine that? That did to get away with something like that? And then talk shit. Exactly.

And his mind. And then he noticed smart guy. Well, he's a guy. Well, here's how smart he is, okay? He lives in Florida and couldn't become a cop He failed three times out of trying to be a Florida cop Do you know what dumb you have to face it? So you went down the neighborhood watch Florida neighborhood watch that's another thing

I forgot to bring up in that NWA didn't not to go back to it fully but the police George Zimmerman's in about to bring up in that nw a to go back to it fully but the police or simmerman's a man. Police treatment of of people in this movie. It was so fucking hideous the way they treated people in Compton or in L.A. So you want to deal with you and it was and I can't believe it was this. I had I have to believe that there was a little exaggerated maybe because I know cop L.A.P. Maybe. Because I know cops. LAPD though was like notorious for being really fucked up and really corrupt at that time. Was that the rampart error and all that?

I don't know, I don't know, but I know that there were like lots of them that, they had a big like corruption thing and a lot of them got fired and they like read it. But you also need a bad guy, you know, like that, they're gonna play them up as much. You need to know that. But it was bad. I mean, I think that they would fucking, I mean, they would humiliate people and humiliate their parents. Like they had this, you know, the black guy,

ice cubes coming out of a house, and they slam him to the ground. He's like, yo, I'm just, I'm just, you know, going home. I live right there and they're like, fuck you, shut the fuck, you got something. And it's like, just so mean and inhumane. And then the father comes, that's my son. And he's like, get back and inhumane and then the father comes that's my son and he's a get back on the cop I mean the curb I'll take I'll

ruin you right in the mother's face I'll ruin your fucking night like pointing in the mud it's like what I think that's real dude I mean there's really I mean cops are killing people today I like I think you don't think in the 80s they did they acted that way it's not much shit they were getting away with before body camera. It's the fuck out of Rodney King. Yeah, it's weird. When you watch a Holocaust movie, you're like, oh, the Nazis are almost at like at this point, like more of like a cartoon.

And it's like, you're saying like the cops, like, they also, you see a great, yeah, yeah, that's what they go when people go like, there are decent cops out there or there are good cops. It's like there are, but it's also like there were decent Nazis. It's a it's a weird thing to say but there were They were human beings too in a fucked up situation, you know held on well stay with this conversation you have the bailiff Hold on and this is just like the commercial. It's only give it to but no, I guess you're right But I mean look I know cops. I know a lot of good cops. I know I mean, you know That's the point though. They're not bad people. They're necessarily some of them are, but they're in a fucked system. You know,

and that's what it is. If you're under orders of like you see someone smoke in the wrong plant, you're supposed to buy force, take them and throw them in a cage. Like, I don't know how you be a good guy. And they're also in the worst position. Like they are damned if you do, damned if you don't. Like if you really think about it, like they, if you grips, if someone's coming, if someone is a criminal, you have to assume if you don't. Like, if you really think about it, like they, if you grips, if someone's coming, if someone is a criminal, it's a sore, you have to assume there's a gun.

You know what I'm just saying, they're, well you're not like, damn it. You're not damned if you don't throw a 15 year old girl in the bikini down on the floor. I know, I'm saying, these are fine. If you don't do it, the ones you see every day are the most extreme version of what you're seeing.

Like, that has to be a build up of rage, okay fine. Dealing with, I should absolutely wrong on your side. Let me just say, let me just counter the argument Yeah, what you're seeing like that that has to be a build up of rage. Okay fine dealing with I Actually wrong Let me just counter the argument that Explain what is the girl that they are there was this young this girl in the bikini who got thrown down by this police officer I assume a lot of people have seen it went viral or whatever But there's another thing I'm saying this is all my counter to where people go like well You just see the horrible videos and hey, there's 320 million people in the country

We see a new one every fucking day show me the one one of them anyone out there listening who has it where a cop for one of the thousands and thousands I've seen where a cop is blatantly violating someone else's rights just blatantly assaulting someone where another cop comes over and arrests that cop because he just witnessed someone if you ever but I'm saying can you ever once find that video it that that's not a fun thing to put on World Star hip hop like check out No, no, I'm not saying is it popular?

It's never had one view. I know I'm just saying it's very it is a very it takes a very smart person to separate race and class and you know criminals versus good versus evil and all that stuff and these aren't exactly the smartest people in the world that are going into this For a brain, but you know, at the right level. So a train, that's a hard job to do. A cop's never gonna do it, so you know the cop in public.

They might recommend him later. Okay, so don't tell me your job is to be detect and serve. If you watch someone assault another person and you don't stop them from doing it, that's the, like I'm saying, like that's to me what the good Nazi was, kind of, like he's like, I'm not gonna assault anyone, but if someone else takes you out at what am I gonna do?

That's the system, you know, I can't go against it. Yeah, it's it's Also, you got to do the unions too like that You're dealing with unions you're dealing with your career You're dealing with your family and your money and your mortgage and all that stuff and there's a point where you go I think where cops go fuck it all that stuff and there's a point where you go, I think where cops go fuck it. Where they get shit on so much, and you've got somebody going,

dude, just fuck that, don't worry about that. Any job you go into, by the way, you start out all fucking gun hole. You start out, like I'm gonna be the best carpet salesman in the fucking world. And then you slowly find where you don't have to, I can come in at 10 past 10, I don't to be it he's he doesn't show up at nine Yeah, nine thirty he shows up around 10 30 I can get here on 10 past 10

He doesn't really give a shit. I can leave a little early for my lunch break if I go on the bag You find those little loopholes and then you start to hate customers Oh this is fucking lady. I completely agree with you. Any job But there's also the element with cops on top of that thing is there's like the power thing. And then people get fucking drunk on power. And they look, dude, we've seen it as a comic, right? You see the way bookers of shitty clubs talk to open-micers.

They're drunk off the tiniest bit of power. You give someone power over another person. It tends to bring out the dick in that. Look at my Bobby talks to fucking scum. It's horrible. I'm almost going to give him this case. What the fuck? But also think about what?

Think about also as a comic, how many split second decisions you make on stage. Split-sider decisions. Split-sider decisions. So think about how many times you've made the wrong move. I'm with you, but I just don't like it. Your analogy makes me want to throw hot chili in your eyes. Think how many times we make split decisions.

I'm just saying decisions on stage. I don't know, but. I think how many times we make split decisions about it. I'm just saying decisions on stuff. I don't know, but still I'm saying they have to make a split decision and then it's over someone's life. You know, I agree with you, but here's the thing. Can I just bring something up that even affects them even more. Fear.

That's it. Fear. Fear. When any time you see some angry guy or somebody throwing somebody on the ground or somebody do It's fear your feelings will hurt you you that girl kept assaulting him psychologically until he couldn't take it anymore and his anger and whether it's from stuff from Those women for the last 10 years drunk chicks hot chicks rejecting him Whatever the fuck that was. I don't think it was a bad cop. I think it was a bad person

It was psychological distress that he never dealt with and then and then these these people who are out You know when they're out and there's a gang or a bunch of black eyes or or and they get afraid But they have a gun and they have a badge and if I say do something and you're supposed to do it and you don't do it, the fear immediately sets in. Yeah, that you don't have control. I just say, by the way, I agree with you completely on that. Like I'm coming off kind of anti cop here, which I kind of am, but I'm not like just the typical liberal who it's like, oh, that Mike Brown, if you charge it a guy with a gun

I don't really feel bad that you end up dead like that's that's whatever I don't know but I'm talking about them like going after just like non-violent people and shit like that That's the fuck the guy who choked when they the cop choked and most of them don't want to take you that I can't breathe They don't want to do that guys as I can't breathe and you have five other guys with you and he wasn't violent to begin with You know like I don't know he's a big guy, I get it. But that's some fear shit. That's like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not sure. Now no one else can take the band out of that, no matter how bad your joke is. Yeah, I really just think that there's an element of like all in the training and everything

they do, they're told that they have like, they feel like they're superior to somebody. And if someone's even like the Sandra Blanc situation where someone's just rude to you, that doesn't give you the opportunity to just like make a rest. It shouldn't, but it sure does. You know, like, yeah, you're right. But you know what I mean? In a society, and that's part of the job that they signed up for.

It's fucked up. But that's the reason a cop is a pretty good paying job. Good benefits, pretty high. Pretty, pretty high. Yeah, for her. But it's a pretty high salary for the level of education you have to have, right? You go through their academy and you get a pretty.

That's a college that's not necessarily not great. It's a great way to do York you do. Well, it's pretty low money for risking your life. Yeah, and you say a pretty years of college that not necessarily not great when you're good what it's pretty low money for risking your life that you say yeah there's far riskier jobs i mean if you just look at the numbers pop yeah there there are like if you look at the numbers of where you're most likely

to have like workplace that's workplace injuries okay okay but statistically but because of cops and because of law and oh they don't get a shot as much as they used to sure all right so it will be because of law, and they don't get a shot as much as they used to. Sure. All right, so because of that, you're safe job.

It's not because what you're doing is you're doing, you're going to the dangerous situations every single day, all day long, to protect other human beings. That's your job. I don't know if, name another fucking dangerous job. So if something bad happens where people are breaking the law, you have to go to it immediately and confront those people. Well, I mean, I'm not going to say anything. But I just just saying what you're saying is kind of more to me like the version of how they say it, whereas the version in reality

is more like they show up a half hour later and write a report. And I think it's about a 2.5% chance they get the guy. But I'm just saying, I don't know. I I don't know I think it depends where you are too. I don't know Like if you're a cop in Greenwich Village, you're not that risk of getting shot sure He sure a lot of them have to go into dangerous fucking neighborhood. I'm not in East New York Where I call so I'm talking yesterday. He goes yeah, there's shootings every day now Yeah, every day some yeah dude. It's getting pretty good. I'm not saying that's not out there East New York back in the 70s was a We go and now it's getting bad there. These New York back in the 70s was a pretty big deal. And now it's getting bad again.

I think that they're in bad. I'm not saying they're not. You know why? Fucking the blasio. Yeah. Fucking the blasio. It's bad now. Every day there's a shit.

Yeah, Giuliani was in Washington Square Park. When I first moved here, was a fucking nightmare to walk through it at night. I mean, it was crazy. Scary. And before I got here, it was even scarier. The mayor came in. question. Yeah, dropped a fucking police station trailer a 24 hour police station Right at the park that was patrolled all night long gone people are in there writing people are in there all night long couples families

Yeah, yeah, look, it got a lot better. i i i was here through that whole thing june june i transformed the city and i'm not a lot of that a lot of that also is that um... like the crack epidemic kind of fizzled out that's why there was so much violence and why did the crack epidemic and why did fizzle out because they got rid of the fucking problem they were a lot of that what about the ravi wade theory that there's a real theory of what basically that a lot of people started getting aborted that would have been criminal Well, they're saying so basically abortion started was legal in whatever like 70 or something like that

Like they're really saying like all those unwanted babies that would have been shitty This is a freakonomics argument. I don't know if it's true or not But actually I think there's another study that said a lot of the women who did get abortions were actually Yeah, I saw that and I actually that kind of convinced me it's a bullshit argument that is an argument that's out there. Yeah, because it's like those people who have been committing crime now, but because we have I think that's like a liberal. Well, the people who have kids who are like criminals, whatever, not aren't making rational child decisions. You know what I mean? Like, dude, I know for

a fact they should where I lived in Brooklyn, they shut down, what are you talking about, Bobby? They shut down co-casses like all over the place. So I know for a fact they should, where I lived in Brooklyn, they shut down, what are you talking about, Bobby? They shut down co-casses all over the place. So I know that that definitely did a lot to shut down. Yeah, I think that's what they... We're all talking about strategy and having a plan and they drop the police center in the middle of time. What the fuck? Now you're a great lawyer.

One of the things that sets it with a hand. And I'm just saying this is... In my lawyer's sit there and stare like a bird at me. Oh, it's just wondering. I was on your side the whole time. I'm just saying, all this is strategy. Like when people are like, I'm against cop beatings. Yeah, we're all against cop beatings.

Like what are we gonna do? Everyone can scream how much they care about this, but they don't do anything. Technology, technology will fucking straighten it out. When you have a camera. I said that, but these cops are dudes. They'll kill people on camera and get away with it. Yeah, but look, it's not gonna happen overnight

what's gonna happen you gonna if you have cameras on every single cop and we have the footage and we can we can change the system that way because it you we're not gonna put up with every day on tv some cop just fucking murdering some pretty close to how we can have a lot of put up with i think we're getting close to seeing how much look dude that i've never seen so many videos over the last few years. There are now sites that do nothing, but put them out every single day.

We have the highest imprisonment rate in the world. Have you ever seen the videos with the fuck in their taunt in the cops with cameras? Yeah, bitch. What's your gonna, no, listen. But they should be allowed to do it. You shouldn't be allowed to, you shouldn't anything short of a crime If there's not a law. I don't care about you piss off the cop You should be in so you think you should be able to walk up to call bitch mother fuck a bit

If you're the law against it, maybe not I don't think the cops should be able to at the time look It's a dick move. Okay, what's it? Wait a minute? It's a free country So you should think that criminals or somebody or a suspect or anybody should walk up to cop minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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I don't think the numbers of people goading cops are that high I think it's just I think I'm not saying I'm I don't think any I don't think anybody is here have statistics one way or the other i know that i i don't understand the cops uh... uh... what they're doing is what we've seen them do is terrible do i get it i understand i'm for that to i don't think cops you just run rough shot and do it a fuck they want because you have a badge

that's scary shit and that's like that's like 1970s shit I do think like what you're saying though I'm sorry I know I'm talking a lot in this but like what you're saying like I don't think you should be able to go up to anyone and be like bitch fuck what but no like I do think if it's a free country and we have freedom of speech then like when you're get pulled over if you have a fucking attitude I think you have a right to have an attitude this isn't a rule of discussion the discussion having, I think, is that in the bell curve of these things happening, there's two tails. There's the tail of cops killing people and then there's the tail of the guy going, what? What? What in his face? It's all in the middle somewhere.

You've got to look at the cops on it too. There are extremes too, but there's a lot more in the middle. I'm saying it's all in the middle. So to say who's fault it is and all we see on the internet is a lot of people going well the cops are evil which is not true and you know the people in that section of town are evil it's somewhere in the middle it's like what you have to have new strategy because those two bell curbs you talked about are so dramatically different one is a cop killing someone and the other one is someone being a dick you know what I mean I mean, the other side is cops get killed too. It's a cops get a kill. Yeah, so that's, I mean,

I'm just saying being executed. Execution style, the other day. So I mean, yeah, but it's not to be murder. Everyone wants to take a side when really the side is, okay, let's fix these, you know, where we put the, you know, the police center in there. No, you're actually making it. That's right, you know, let's make it.

Yeah. So they're outs for cops and outs for people that are going to be left. I think the biggest issue is just if there was like like a fair clear way that cops would be prosecuted for wrongdoing I think that's the biggest issue that a lot of people have is that whenever an issue with the cop pops up it's always taken care of in this weird mafia way yes and if there's any one group of people where like you can assault people and not face repercussions they're gonna get out of control so

it's like yeah they're just all I'm saying is like yeah when people that's what I started with saying another cops should come arrest that cop in the same way that if a person assaulted some other person to cop arrest that cop or I don't I'm pressing you. Yeah, I look man. I I'm friends with a lot of cops. I like cops cop pulls me over I put my hands on ten to two Yeah, I don't do anything until he says I don't I don't care if I'm right or wrong I'm just like well yes officer no officer maybe that's a pussy way to be no I look at that like if someone pulls a gun on you mugging you. It's like that What are you gonna like fight them like fight just just understand what this situation is and this is your best way to get from point A to point

Pay is you're doing your job. You don't know who the fuck I am usually you know a lot of times It would be like I cool. I mean I'm not the most white looking dude either I'm pretty ethnic if you pull me over there's no question you're right about that lots of times i'm just cool with cops they're cool if i had been a dick well maybe this escalates to a situation i agree and that's the thing that uh... it's not popular and you know my group of friends are on the left but and there's police brutality and abuse but almost all the videos that have gone viral the one thing they haven't common is that they were breaking the law and resisting arrest now i'm not saying that means you should be fucking choke to death or or

murdered or killed or whatever but they were talking to the police because they're not some sort of law and then they resisted your one hundred and that's why it's all about the system because it's like look those cops to they don't necessarily want to fucking do this with air car they don't give a fuck he wasn't violent but once the orders come in like you got to bring them in half like you're under arrest and then as soon as he goes no I'm not coming in today

now that it's I can't just go good point right that is a stupid crime I agree so the only solution is to just say like oh let's not throw people in cages for non-violent crime only they're all a lot of shit like that because my buddy said he got called. The 15 year old was like stole like a candy bar or something like that. And he was going, he was like, I don't want to fucking arrest this kid.

But the guy was like, no, I want a prostitute to this kid. I want to fucking get through it. He can prostitute that prostitute. I'm just gonna suck me off. That is wrong. You wish you could do that to Rich Voss. It's, it's, it's sucks.

I gotta take this kid in now. And now he has a record. Yeah. Now he has a record now. No, it's old. But I mean, it is, it's,'s it's it's it's socks like I had to get it now and now he has a record yeah now he has a record now that's old but it is it but I mean when you when you're a cop and you say I you need to put your hands behind I don't before what you need to put your hands through that for what I mean there has to be a law and there's I when somebody does something wrong or when a cop says but here's a problem is cops were just going put you know, just cause you're black,

I want, put your hands and put handcuffs on them and take them in or whatever they're doing. There's a point where you go, I'm done. I'm not doing this anymore. I didn't do anything. I get that too. So it's like, no you're 100% right, there's both those things.

And you have to, look, you have to understand right, there has to be some level of force in society when someone's committing a crime. Otherwise we'll just have like chaos, everyone will rape to understand right, there has to be some level of force in society when someone's committing a crime. Otherwise, we'll just have like chaos, everyone will rape and steal. Like there has to be some point where you go like, no, no, no, if you start murdering someone, we're going to come with like fucking guns and tasers and take you away. It's just a question of like, where do you draw that line? When are you ready to set the government force on someone?

And I wouldn't say for selling looses. I would say, I was there to hurt another person person like a star trek and they had a stun option on the gun they could just like put your hands behind nine put nothing to vunk and just he wakes up like five hours later that would be crazy just just props up just propped up in front of the store he was hat you know like they found out he did nothing he's cool isn't that what it is well it's easy you know getting a dude a stunt gun you just wake up in an hour. I'm talking about like, I'm talking,

I'm talking Star Trek shit. But yeah. I'm not doing it and then you just wake up. Like somebody knocked you the fuck out. But what the fuck? Well anyways, speaking of verdicts and cops and all this shit, we have the verdict. No, don't, you go to hang on one second.

Jesus Christ, you have no build in you. Yeah, come on, hold on, let me do a little joke. Fucking Boston comic. We live in Finch's Tons. All right, give us a speech. In my 30 years on the bench, I've never seen such a heinous case. You're getting the game someday.

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Very set of a bitch. LAUGHTER Any, when we doing closing statements, are we just going right to the verdict? I said, I'm a bitch. When we do closing statements, are we just going right to the verdict? Did you guys make a deal? We could do a closing statement. Is there a fee bargain that you guys are open to?

Yeah, I mean the sage for your client, Joe. My client is a sweet, sweet boy who means the best and he volunteered to help because he cares about you and he wants to do right by you. He wants you to be happy and he was just trying to help. And he has several learning disabilities. We take that into consideration. Several learning disabilities and pleaded recharging hair. But he really was trying to help and he loves the prosecutor.

And we ask that the uh... jury goes light uh... on on this sweet uh... dumb boy the jury just is yes or no i swear the i go light uh... jim it is a sorry keep in mind he's a sweet guy with a fat ass star rush my lawyer sweet and stupid scobo is it's not gonna bring back bobby's grass it doesn't matter

it's pretty good it's been done is not going to bring back Bobby's grass. It doesn't matter. It's a pretty deep thing. It's been done. But she's fucked up, both throw the book at him. Wow, that was so close. No further questions. You came at pretty hard, but it was. Those were both very good closing statements. This was a good trial.

Thought we had some good laughs. Shrugged a little bit at certain points. That was my fault. Joe changes clients plea to guilty at the end and just threw himself on the mercy of the court Shuraga a little bit at certain points That was my fault. Joe Chains his clients plea to guilty at the end and just threw himself on the mercy of the course With an emotional plea. All right, let me say it I'm supposed to read in the case of of the people verse. No, I don't I asked isn't the judge read it? I think I think Read it judge you know judge asked the bailiff. Oh, no, I go oh, no, but I think I asked the head of the jury

Have you come to a decision? This whole court thing was as far away to me as I've been doing. I just fucking waited. Sorry, rich white kid from Newtie. It goes, it's medium, okay. Sorry. Definitely, just name the Jewish section. I'm like, it's, uh, so, in the votes of not guilty, it was one vote for not guilty. Wait, I think that makes him not guilty.

For the way, I think that's all you need. Yeah, the hung jury. Ten for guilty. Bullshit. Ten. That's a hung jury. Dude, that's a hung jury. We're going to change a venue.

No, it's not changing the schedule. It's going to the judge! Say something! Say something! Bullshit! No, for the judge. Order in the judge! Order in the judge!

And it goes to the judge. Now, the whole point is that you don't get a fucking verdict until the jury's unanimous to send it back in so i have to send the jury back in the the the the the

the the the the the the the the The law here. He went to go be an on golden pond. All right. The sentence is that a very good is I can't read the first one, but it says read. De Plue. Oh, read De Poo's plugs.

That's the one from the as a sentence. I reject the chance. Oh, that's not that. That's not ideal. I want to see where it's still to rub. I'm going to say, because there was a hung jury, but because you already entered a plea of guilty, we wouldn't even really go to the jury.

Look, we've broken the court thing a lot. The most hilarious offer that was thrown out was Bobby, you have to give him a massage while, there we roll at the show. I roll to you own massage, and then you're even for the plans. Thank you. I will take that massage.

We'll take it. And I will take that massage now you're on it. We accept. I don't think that. I got a pee. Can I pee, Bob? Yeah, go pee if fucking. This has been my ruling, unless you want a appeal,

which I don't know, looking at your legal team. Can I pee? I want my massage now, you're on it. I mean, tell me, I guess he's trying to appeal. We're going to end the show right now. We're gonna go around the room you guys is this a great show Thank you so much. I'm gonna have a nice man. Um, we uh We're gonna go around the room. We're gonna start with you Star Rose and while I get I need my shoulder up just this side by the way

I'm Not on the right or just Bobby's the whole Plugs fucking 10 minute massage Right and my camera is gonna be right on you get over the side right here. Come on get that shoulder baby How's that? Hang on wait wait wait wait wait now don't touch this movie. Don't let your ass hit anything All right, here we go. Just grab my shoulders, right there, right on my shoulders. Right on my neck shoulder, all right there.

Yeah, right, that's great. Go ahead. All right. I like how they're pretending this is the first time scope of massaging Bobby. Yeah. So this is- See if people like you more, that would have been funnier.

I'm kidding. It's an uphill battle. I'm kidding. It's like being a good looking comic. So, well, that was pretty good. I'm out of soda said that that would have killed Yeah, deep was killing today. He had a couple good ones Good dude lighty scope of massage while I kill Shit he really is killing good. All right, so any fun any producer in the show while he's doing it. Go ahead

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Comedy works in Albany, October 15th to the 17th. Comedy works, thank you, Bob. Great club. I hooked that up. And then I told them about it. We're working there for 12 years. I told them about you 12 years ago. Big ones, a baby.

I was like, this kid's gonna be funny. You said, and then this is a big one, a laugh Boston, October 29th, one of the 30th place. I'll be there. And then, uh, Sadlining. Uh, uh, Papa, you're so hurtful. You're so hurtful. You better listen to my ball. You know, I'm struggling with my career. I mean, the finals are last comic standing and I've been, and he's the only three gigs I have and you just fucking poo poo All right, keep just fuck no, we're not speeding it up. Oh, don't say that we're working

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I'm on Twitter, JTrain56. I have a podcast called the TFM podcast, Total Fract Move podcast. I'm pod. You can check that out. iTunes SoundCloud. We take emails from Fract guys and sorority girls and give it advice. That's great. Thanks for coming onbrother. Thanks for having me. You have fun.

I appreciate it. How was that? I appreciate it. I'll see you. I'll see you. I'll see you. I'll see you. I don't like these guests getting very resentful to each other. Particularly your two cronies, whatever they're called. They're fucking partners.

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September five, which is this. Come on, you fuck. Be gentle. What I say? say be gentle gentler softer like you should have been with the grass uh... thank you uh... are this saturday september fifth comedy shop

and popton planes new jersey i love those guys at the comedy shop they really uh... puts them really great rooms together in jersey september twelve i'll be at the building 24, Wyoming, why oh missing PA. I don't know, what was that saying? What would your reaction be if I named that as one of my points? What is that, what is it? Why oh missing PA?

I am missing PA. That's September 12th. So in September 24th, I'm to be a September 24th till the Stop doing the fucking arm while I'm trying to read you fuck The 28th The 24th till 28th, I'll be in Toronto at the jessful laughs jfl 42 I'm very happy to be there. So please if you want to see my shows Just follow the are you shafir poster

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go to my website, buy it on my page so they know you're gonna see me, and come see my show. That's happening, go to robacadolive.com, and my my roba kill live at the village on the ground is heading to netflix this month uh... if you guys a fan to the show make sure you tweet it retweet it when it comes out let everybody know i really want to get a big push behind this

uh... so uh... you know it's going to my website and buy it if you have about yet roba kill live at the village on the ground for five bucks. Also, what else do we got, Scopo? Oh, sex drugs and rock and roll. Thursday nights, shows doing great. You guys are loving it. You love and watching it. Slow down. Nice and easy. Stop with your fun. I get the back of my neck. Switch it to the other shoulder, other shoulder, other shoulder, right there, right there. Yeah. All right, listen, uh, Deepu, what do you got, buddy? Uh, just uh, September 8th. We got roast battle, me and grass killer over here. I'm a judge for that, by the way. Yeah, that's gonna be fun. I can't wait for that. Listen, the stand, September 8th.

Ten o'clock. Ten o'clock. Be there. Deepu. No, the poster said ten o'clock. Yeah, it was starting to look. Okay, so it's a king Solomon moment. It is gonna be I can't wait I can't wait for this. It's gonna be a fuck. I already gonna be there too, right? Yeah, and Norman is also judging It's gonna be great. I can't judge. Yeah, wow. It's gonna be awesome tonight But I don't go to that one, but go to the line Give the day to game brother. September 8th 10 p.m. At the stand. All right make sure you check it out scuffle. What do you got? Listening live this weekend Labor day weekend if you're not the beach come to point play I'm at Uncle Vinnie's this weekend come check it out a lot of fun

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