Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Funeral Energy

Episode Date: February 11, 2019

Bobby’s on the Impractical Jokers Cruise, Jared Freid guest hosts with Greg Stone and Shane Gillis in studio! We judge Super Bowl halftimes, Super Hero movies and unnecessary social media name punctuation on this weeks YKWD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com. Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is gonna be a claustrophic. It's podcast, no rules. I'm talking to the mic asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a microphone? No, that's not a bug.

That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down and sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's 10 no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin. That's how it all holds. That's your motherfuckers.

You want a day you think my podcast is popular? I might affect somebody's life. You never know. It's Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast on lightcast.com. I might affect somebody's life. You never know. And welcome to You Know What Dude Podcast. I am your guest host, Jay Train Jared Freed, coming to you live from New York City, the West Village, Granite Village, wherever we are, wherever you are, news on the tens, the J Train is here. I'm your guest host, the Wizard of weddings, the Sultan of Haas, the Prince of Promos, the Conalinga's are the climax king. He's here. Finally, it's a different show already.

That's okay. Lot of energy. There will be no tearful apologies about how I'll raise a better son. We're not doing that. We're not talking about, we're talking about fucking straight up two hours of fucking your eardrums. That's right. If you, you want to be introduced, you want to talk about it.

No, I don't care how you don't do introductions. Here's what I don't understand. Sure. You're the guest host. I'm the guest. We're doing the same thing. How do you get the host thing? It's just two of us here.

I was more trusted than you because I wouldn't bug in on the opening. Yeah, but what you just did, very-huh, very guesty. What I'm doing right now, very guesty. What I'm doing right now, this is Greg's show. Don't you don't you do to do cast every, every, every Wednesday, every Wednesday night. Every Wednesday night. You can get the rad do cast on iTunes. There it is. Straight from the poop. Greg Stone at Greg Stone underscore a till day. What you have the worst? What Greg Stone underscore? That's everyone was going to do the underscore. Everyone was a hot trend. It felt flat. It's fucking me. I didn't. And the DeVito did it. Everyone was going to know what else did it. Yeah.

You and Anthony did go, we're like, let's do a handle where someone has to press the shift. did it. Yeah, you and Anthony did go over like, let's do a handle where someone has to press the shift. Let's make this as difficult as possible on a 35 and above audience member. Yeah. What's your Instagram? I don't know. This is great. Perfect. You're ready to for the start. I'm great. Man, I got an Instagram. You Google you'll find it. Google Greg Stone. Happy to be here guest hosting. You know what, dude. We're gonna talk a lot about, we're gonna talk about everything, okay?

The Me Too movement. Louis, everything you came here for. Yeah. Rape, drugs, sadness. We're gonna talk about it all. The N word. Yeah. The new N word.

Can white people use it? Go white guy. What? There it is. There it it. Go white guy. What? There it is. There it is. There's Greg's response. My job. It's funny that in a world like the joke isn't even,

we're not even sure. Someone could go, could you hear what they talked about on you. You know what to do? The guest host. He said he has to be good to use the N word and he couldn't even say no. Every, every, every news thing of me apologizing would have to be like, I have grown and learned from 20 minutes ago.

Shane. Yeah. I do not. I want to tell the world. I could see Greg at a press conference. I do not record on a podcast from your mother's pussy. I want to let everyone know. I apologize to all

pluses, all mothers. Your mother's pussy is too big. We would have way too much room. Why'd you go presidential? That was very, it's not a look you're a candidate. On the president. So we have someone that just dropped it. So president pussy's hair Greg Stone. I mean, man, I'm Shane Gillis by the way. Shane Gillis welcome to the show. We had a lot of energy going. Thank you for bringing it down. I an immediate hole in the sweatshirt. Where are you from? What do you do? Give us your Instagram handle so we can get those plugs out. Yeah, it's at Shane. I'm Gillis. I live here now. I moved live in Astoria. Okay. From Philly. Okay. It's a play some sad music that got said.

I felt like a funeral just broke out. Thank you Shane for coming on with it. I'm afraid it on an inward bit. Yeah, dude. That's how I did. Now you're, you're turned. We all got brave today. Nice.

So what do we do on this show? This is a brave. You know what we're talking about. That's what they do in Philly. So we have announcements here. Yeah, my album is coming out. That's the show. I'm brave. A couple of quick enough. You know what we're talking about. That's what they do in Philly. So we have announcements here. Yeah. My album is coming out.

That's the announcement. Oh, you came on to promote something, Greg. I can feel it. Greg is sitting up in his chair in full promotion mode. It's the only thing I've ever tried to promote in my life. He could be a job of coming out of the 15th. I think it's. Hold on.

Someone should know February 15th. This is how you know Greg chose an underscore for his first Twitter. I'm not in it. It'd be famous. You come here on the fifth. You come here on the fifth to promote for the 15th. What's today? Not the 15th.

Was that not we live in a digital world. You got a backtrack promo. What do you know? No one goes ahead. No one's putting this in their I-Cal to buy the Grexta. To buy the Grexta-Done album. Well, what the fuck? That would be the saddest thing someone could put in their calendar next to like get bread

at the store. Shane's put it in right now. That's what it is. I made man and you are an asshole. Yeah, he also came here with funeral energy. So he's a funeral for someone. Funeral for someone we love that's dead. Okay.

A loving funeral. Yeah, I know. It's a funeral for my grandmother. We hated that bitch. He's got that good energy. Yeah, it's grandpa funeral energy. Teeter up. It's crazy.

Last time I was up here, I was charged with being too cocky when I got in. Too cock. And now I'm being charged with nothing. We'll get there. All right, we'll work on it. We'll get to too cocky. I'll tell you a quick one about change. Sure right, we'll work on it. We'll get to Tukaki. I'll tell you a quick one about Shane.

Sure. And I might be too hot. You have to cool me down. No, I want to heat you up. I'm at Shane now, three consecutive times. First of my met him. He's on stage. All I hear are people screaming.

They're screaming. Stop the comedy. It's too good. Oh, really? He walks off in tears. A too good heckle. Too good. They say it's too good. He's killing too hard. Too hard. You're you've killed my grandmother. He walks out. He's crying. He goes, I've never bombed so bad in my life. And I was like, this guy's in a level. I don't know about. Yeah, you're that's

I I killed so hard. I bombed. Yeah, that type of stuff. You killed a video. Shane, do you have an album to produce in three years? I don't. Is there an album coming up? No. It's called the Amazing Greg Stone. The Amazing Greg Stone. It comes out on the 15th. Yeah, you got to come to my house, though, because I didn't.

I got you. It's got 20 CDs. I'm selling. Where did you record it? In my room. No, no, no. We did it the creek. Nice.

Yeah. Same thing. Nice. Yeah. Same thing. So. So listen, this whole today, huh? Dude, this is you know what, dude. Get out the towel. Okay. We're bombing.

Okay. We have announcements. Mike, Mike, good to see you. How's it going? What a, what we got, stellar biggest. So we have to make announcements. Is this what Bob, I feel like Bobby left a note for the babysitter and how to take care of the kids. So but seller Vegas were promoting this week's shows. Is that what we're doing? Yeah. So this week's

shows is a great lineup. Go to the seller. Comedy seller.com. They got Rocky Dale Davis, Eric Rivera, Dean Edwards, Lynn Copp, let's Adam Farrere, that's killer show. That's a full lineup of headliners. Go to ComedyCellar.com. Also a tell is going to be there. I think on the 19th, is that what it is? A tell is going to be there. That's, I mean, that's a show you got to go see. That's if you're in Vegas, that's like an event. This is also, you know, if I'm going to give my personal plug to the seller Vegas, when you go to Vegas, the toughest thing to do is to have 10 pole events to do with your trip, especially if you're traveling there.

People always say to me, Jared, what should I do? I got a batch of party, I got a batch of rep party, or I'm just going with my boys. You want things to breathe at in between all the non breathing events. What do I mean by non breathing events? Drinking, you know, going crazy, going out to the clubs, those are all high energy, tough to keep up with events. This is one, you get to sit down, have a laugh. You go to somewhere that's off the grid. Maybe you're not going to, you're not going to, maybe you're not staying at the Rio.

Maybe you're staying in another hotel, get you out of your hotel, do something different, bring the group and go see a line up that's going to be seller quality. That's a big deal. So, but the 19th, if you can get a chance to see a tell in an intimate, you're not going to the big theater with fucking Danny Gans doing impressions from the dead. I think he's dead. I was not sick, free and Roy. What kind of experience that? Oh, I saw sick, Frieden Roy. Look at you, hack. No, you want to go where, oh, you went to the seller and you, no, no, no, no, the one in Vegas. There's one in Vegas.

It was awesome. There we go. I'm already telling the interesting story at your party and we got laughable.com. laughable.com. I'm a member of the laughable family. I love laughable. We love laughable. If you listen to podcasts, I don't know what you're doing.

I don't know what you're doing. If I'm giving you news, you don't know, you're out of it. You're not using the ATM. You're going to the teller. You're wrong. You're wrong. I'll repeat myself. You're wrong.

You gotta use laughable. The best thing about laughable is that if you like people on today's show Shane Coming here from Philly living in a story. What's a Twitter at Shane M Gillis at shame and Gillis If you like Hem Shane M Gillis. Oh, okay, right. Is there an underscore in their Greg knows about that? No, okay Overscore you put a lot of on him. Gillis on Twitter I know it's about that. No, okay. Overscore. He put a lot of money. Shane M. Gillis on Twitter. If you want, if you listen, you like him, you go on level, you can sign up for people

you like and see shows they've been guests on. So I'm Jared Fried. I'm guest hosting today on You Know What, Dude. You might go, I like this guy's flavor. I like the cut of his jib. They're not saying that. Maybe they are. There's one guy out there that's like the cut of his chip. They're not saying that. Maybe they are. There's one guy out there that's like, wow, we haven't, wow, we haven't gotten into

Ray back. You got his actions yet. There's a new version of the podcast. So they're going, I like a little light, like a little fun. Maybe some dating advice. That's what we do on the J train podcast. You'll see you can stand up for Jared Fried. You can see all the podcasts I'm on or have been guests on.

Have a little fun with J train. If you like Greg Stone and you don't want to have to hit the shift key. You go. You go. You go. You go and laughable. You got me, Doug. You got me, Doug.

You got it, you got it. That whole thing. That whole thing was a setup. I know it for the shift key. You know I know you, Doc. I know. That's right. Eyes on eyes.

Eyes on eyes. And as we always say to get, can I throw a win on last ball real quick? How much I love them? I love them. I love them. I message them, I was like, hey man, like just wondering,

what do you got to do to be like the podcast of the week? Sure. And he was like, you just did it. Yeah. Right. You can you can you can you can you can you can tell this is a large corporation. Sure. And he was like, you just did it. Right. You cast up a next day, baby. You can tell this is a large corporation. A lot of hoops.

It's a contacting Delta. How do I get a few more Sky Miles? Look at you. Look at you. You fly and I ride now, baby. Here. Look who made platinum. You're talking to the pilot. Yeah. You just emailed the fucking pilot. So great guys.

Listen, Lavable, we all like them. We want to see it work. So if you're sitting there listening on any other app, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're not helping the show, you're not helping. That's how this whole thing works. We don't just say these things. I give out a Twitter handle, I give out an Instagram handle, I give out a laughable. That's your payment for the free

entertainment. That's why you come with all a circle, the circle of feathers. I feather your nuts with a fun laugh. Classic J train stuff. This is a yeah. I feather your nuts with a Greg Stone underscore fucking a till day joke. You get your laughs, you get your haze. And then you feather our nuts with a laughable download. It is great. We're here on the You Know What, Dude podcast. We also have to promote some of Bobby's dates.

Bobby's coming around the country. He's on the Joker's cruise right now. Right now. So if you're on the cruise watching high on the seven seas, um, he's also coming. He's also coming to your town. He's going to be at the Lakewood, Ohio from the Winchester. Uh, on February 15th, Saturday, after that, he's going to be at the Burning Bridges and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Bobby's doing his coal miners of America tour. The weekend after the town's in America, forgot. Bobby Kelly's coming to you. The weekend after that

will be at McGubby's Joe Kausen to Monty meant Maryland. Yeah. And we can't after that 10 being proff right outside Phoenix and Bobby only go to mega hot beds. Where's he going? And after that, he's going to be at the. Haswick theater Friday, March 8th with Florentine, Jim Florentine, Ron Bennington, Rich Boss, and Bobby. It's going to be that's a ticket. That's what you want to. Kazwick got to go. Seven o'clock. Where is that? What town's that in? Okay. Uh,

uh, That's what because we're going to go inside. Glenside, Glenside Pennsylvania. If you're listening in the area, what else are you doing? I don't know. Right. Nothing. You're going to that. That's a great show. That is the seller showing up at your door. That's the reality of it. That's a great show. Everyone on that's just going to murder. And last thing else, we are

now on Twitch at YKWD podcast. Our livestreams we move into there at some point. Right now we are streaming on Sunday after the end of two. So Addis now, uh, that we, so this is a now, now I just said swipe up. No, this is out now. Okay. Let me see all the response I'm getting. Are we twitching now? No, we're not, you know, twitched yet. All right. I'm really into twitch. Yeah. We, we, we, we, we, we broadcast on Sundays right now. We will be live streaming now. I thought twitch is a video game type of thing. You are out of date on Twitch. Really? You're out of date.

You son of a bitch. That's how Greg knew it from the video gamers community. Yeah. I did a four hour Twitch. Four hours. Microphone was off. People just watched a video game. I was talking to nobody.

So you're literally taught you were on it being like, I want to try this whole Twitch thing. Oh yeah, yeah. And what game were you playing? I was playing a resident evil too. Skirted on my mind because it is terrible. Like it's so scary that the pause it and go. We're hammin' it up a little.

We're hammin' it up while you're playing. Of course, exactly. Daddy's gonna have Mike wasn't on him. Yeah. I feel like a fucking idiot. Yeah, Tito is my wife was just looking at me like, wait, what are you doing? I'm recording a thing, she goes, you're yelling to nobody.

Did you have anybody watching being like, no one commented like hey? What two people were watching? I had like it went from like 50 to two immediately and I was like man I'm not being funny enough so I was like so I started like really good there and I was like I gotta get that fucking That's not me's a pedophile I'm saying whatever to say and then it went to two and two people two people watched. I think there are people who just don't have fingers. And you know, they're like,

I don't wanna play this game, but I can't because I don't have fingers. And you're mind, you're like, wow. I've made two fans, two real, four life friends. They're coming to every show. But really, they just probably are more enthusiasts of watching people play video games.

They just like the Resident Evil story. That's the thing. I'm the mind up. I, you know, the guy who would watch the video games, I was like, who is this crazy person? Yeah. And then you hear about Twitch becoming like a thing. I'm like, Oh, it's just like all those crazies in one place. And then the minute you said, you're like, no, it's more than that. I'm like, uh, we've moved up towards it's, you know, once that it starts with nerds, everything starts with losers. You're a loser, your mother's a loser. Everything's okay. Everything's you are classic loser. Oh, I'll fuck your mother. I'm all right. In front of you, you play with figurines. I don't play with figurines. I collect

action things. Okay. Do you really? That's got a whole line. You love them. What kind of moral legends? My favorite or when Greg does? Oh fucking guess. First of all, first of all, Shane, Shane just son of a bitch. Shluxen. What did I do? I floated his acid here. Told him he was the first chance he gets. He's called me gay. I'm gonna shove him up my ass. I'm putting him in action poses that represent whatever's going on in the ball. Jamest time. Shane saw the vibe of this podcast. He saw the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, or I have brought. And he went full, filly asshole. He went full. And that's kind of their

first subject today. What? Did we watch the Super Bowl? Yes. No, it's gay. It's men and tights sucking each other off. You watch a very different Super Bowl. I watch it on Red Tube. I watch the Super Bowl. Super Balls, bro. I'm the guy who watches porn for the balls angle. You know what I'm with the behind the balls thing? I like to see what's going on.

What I'm missing. So the camera angle comes from the anus up. You ever see that angle that always like, why are you giving me this angle? Which is the anus up. You ever see that angle that always like, why are you giving me this angle? It's just the anus of the balls. I kind of dropped that angle. I know I got to go back and I got to get old school. Wait a minute, they dropped that angle. They don't use that angle very often. Well, the close up. Gabby's got me the close up penis into vagina shot that they lean on heavily. I'm always bummed with that. I'm always bummed. I want the full, I want to be like, I want the angle that I'm on risers, three rows up,

watching with popcorn. Yeah, like you do, you know, like a football college with your friends, your gay friends. Yeah, he saved you. See, I know what I did. I just have fun at the end. Yeah, I guess. So did we watch the Super Bowl? Everybody? No. Yes.

Yeah. Okay. What do we think? What do you know? Yeah, it was boring. It was boring. See, the game was was boring, but I blame where did you watch it? Well, how'd you watch? I watched it. I was at a pretty cool. I was at a Sal Valcona's house. Oh, look at it. Oh my god. Real name. real named real. Sam's from where was that? A little Michael Jome. Oh my god. A friend's house. Famous.

So what the thing is that a friend's house? He doesn't like it. I'm not on that cruise right now. Yeah, it's stuck here. I don't have to be mean. So this is the best I can do. I have to say it doesn't like you. It's everyone else at the party is on the fucking cruise right now.

So how does that work out? Does people bring it up? Yeah, he was delivering a pizza. And then they were like, how you can stay? I was kind of, it's not far along. I don't know. Whatever you feel bad about being a dick. Jay, big Jay just asked me if I wanted to go over.

So you got a text from him to you. Or was it a group text that you were included? No, it was like, I'll see if you can come over. And then he asked and you waited for response. Yes. That's a tough moment for you. Wasn't a long wait, but yes. Long enough.

I would be sitting there being like, don't worry about it. Good. I'm good. I figured out. I got a friend. Nah, because then he, so did you come in with a gift? Do you bring anything? No.

No. In fact, I showed up and I was the only one drinking Bud Light. Okay. I noticed that. He had a nice plush, fridge full of Bud Light. And then I put a fucking hurt in on it. And what? And it was no one else.

No one else drank. Yeah, that. What did the other one drink? I think some people. What's a party itself? I was like, that's going to be, you know, you got to feel like you're. Yeah, it was cool as fuck. Yeah, you're at celebrity's party.

Yeah, yeah, it was, it was pretty cool. I felt like an idiot because everybody else, I was the only one there like without a fucking Netflix special. Mm. Like a, you know, it was weird. Were you made fun of for that? No. See, then that's a fun part.

Yeah, everybody was nice. Yeah, they thought it. Yeah, yeah, they didn't say it. They did think it. It was definitely a couple. No, the fuck? Well, that's why you were in Bud Light Town. It's exactly right. The good stuff. It that BL different different fridge. The Netflix fridge was full of craft

Bruce. You used to do those shows at cargo with us, right? Any rondon in it's an unbelievable thing because we used to go sell you and I do it. I'm clearly. Oh, okay. I'm not sure if you're going to explain. Of course, I'm going to explain. That's the whole. This is me not really talking to you. This is me talking to them. I'm telling them a story. Tell the story. We used to do these, but you used to do those, right? Yeah, they were great. Yeah. Sal was the best. We used to go do these shows in Staten Island and Sal was the bartender and he would just take care of everybody, drink, eat for free, nicest

guy. And then one day I swear to God, he goes, oh, Greg, I'm like, we're talking and he's got like his hair is all like shaved up and something. He's totally looking. He's been through war and he was like, we feel the pilot. You want to check it out? And I was like, yeah, no, I'm good man. I was like, the bartender. Well, how big is this thing going to be? I don't know safe true TV Greg just got off a stage of killing for ten people You're freaking pilot that you shot on an iPhone you're too old to be a TV You're fat at all. It's funny because we have we have a similar story

Yeah, we used to go do that show of time and we would get fucking hammer. We do this show It was always fun And then he's the owner slash bartender of this place. And I had no idea that he was doing improv. And he never that's a good of a guy. He is. Is he never was like, I got my thing too. Like he was just like, yeah, I'm serving you guys up one time. He drove. We like got to the show. We started drinking. And then we're like, all the fairies at a certain time, whatever. And you might have been in that car,

and he was like, I got you guys, I'm driving you. And I'm like, this guy, and I'm literally like, we exchanged numbers. So yeah, yeah. This guy is the best. Best guy. Human I've ever met, and it's like, there is that thing where you do a show,

and like, we were doing open mics at the time. Like, we were just excited that there was people in a room that was actually like catering to comedy. We were so open mics at the time. Like, we're just excited that there was people in a room that was actually catering to comedy. We were so into a comedy, we had no problem going to Staten Island. Getting up there. Yeah, for free. Yeah.

For free, with chance of free booths. Yeah, yeah. And we did the show. Remember we did the anniversary show and Anthony went on with his pants down. That's a lot of shows. Anthony, if you go on with his pants down and it didn't. Like no one understood everyone was like, why is this pants down? We're all just dying. We're laughing.

Hammer drunk. And what's that? No dick. No dick. No dick. No dick. Well, yeah, he had like a surgery thing that he's one of Greg's. He's one of Greg's figurines.

Yeah, yeah. Anthony had a note. He had a dick removed because he was just like like he was like, let's try this thing out Let's see how that goes. It's been working great. He loves it. He loves it. It's great for his relationship So he so then we get done with the show we start drinking is like I'll drive you to the fair I'm like this guy is literally the best and I remember I had I think I had his number and I was like like a week later I'm walking through Times Square and it's a full-size picture of him Yeah, and like the guys just hovering over Times Square and we're like, I'm walking through Times Square and it's a full size picture of him. And like the guys just hovering over Times Square and we're like, and I'm like, what?

I should watch that damn pilot. Yeah. Yeah. Let me get up, you want toy bucks for producer credit? I was just like, I was like, I was like, floor missed. I was just like, texting. I like, are you going to like a, in Times Square? And even then he was humble with like, uh,

so I would assume it would be a good time. Yeah, yeah, you're super nice. Every time I've met him, he's been nice. He's literally one of the nicest people in comedy. Yeah. Well, let's stop sucking his dick. And what did you do for the Super Bowl, Greg? Did little twitch? You know, I have a rule. No, I have a rule. I always go. I go to Andy Fiori, comedian's house. Okay. It's the two blocks down. I have a rule. I will bring Spamoni, which is my favorite pizza. Okay. Only rule is two blocks down. I have a rule. I will bring Spamoni, which is my favorite pizza. Okay. Only rule is when the movie, when the, you know, when the cartoon hero movies come, you

got to be quiet. So go watch him. So my whole thing for the two bros. I want the commercials. Yeah. I'm there to see the new Avengers. I'm there to see Captain Marvel. For the rest of it, I'm jerking off on the bathroom.

So now let me ask you, we want your official review of the Avengers 30 second spot. Yeah, I mean, they're doing the right thing. They explain. So we only have, we have three hours of this podcast, you know, you know how it works here? We have to fill some time. Yeah, they're not showing you everything. They're just showing you drab short little things because they want to give away nothing. Would I think would say the problem is always they tell you the whole fucking movie in the trailer. Sure. We know Infinity War was awesome. If you like those movies, it was fucking awesome.

I'm not like a fan boy. I'm a fan. Yeah. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Yeah. So there's not much. You didn't like it. No.

What was wrong with it? Too dark? Yeah. It's too, no. Oh, it's a kids move. It's a kids move, you're a set. So what was your issue with it? I spit into my mouth. Not at me.

You opened my mouth and spit into it. Shane respects me. Shane respects me. Yeah. Why are you trying to win this guy over? I'm trying to win him. I just hasn't said anything that I can make fun of. Yeah.

He's so far, he's been right on the ball. The whole, the greatest fuck. Straight as an arrow. You got a rough night? What'd you do last night? I was in a video. That's a fucking hell. And he's gone.

Dog. So you came in from listeners at home. You came in with a rip sweatshirt. I'm honest. Oh my god. Where was I? rip sweatshirt. Yeah, I mean these dogs sucked kind of fair about the dog. A strange large man is sleeping in your home. What do you that's what dogs do?

Then we had sex in the state. Hold on. Hold on. He has a whole production studio to play noise over this old rape. Are we okay over there? So hold on. You're in your house sitting sex in the ladies bed. This is nice lady. See, this is why why would you ever have a house sitter? And then the first question I would ask the house sitter is, do you have a comedian boyfriend living in a story? I do not want them hypothetically in my bed. And yeah, then the two dogs started fucking really. They were no joke after we fucked, but they started humping. It was very

fucking annoying. Hold on. Yeah, we could do it better. Then you think you know, doggy style? Yeah, yeah. Yeah really was a girl dog. A beagle got on top and like air hump to the bigger dog. The one that ripped my fucking hoodie. Yeah, my God. I would have if I see her doing that to you, I would have fucked that dog too. What?

I've been like, yeah, you're up in my man's shirt. You deserve a good fucking gift. Oh, nice. So you were saying the beagle was trying to stand up for me. No, I'm saying that he was like so proud of his lady for ripping your shirt. Yeah. All right. I know this is, I'm like, I'm not usually good at being mean, but I'm saying that he was like so proud of his lady for ripping your shirt. Yeah. All right.

I know this is not my, I'm not usually good at being mean, but I'm trying to like, you're the best I can. We don't have to be, I thought it was actually a positive way through. Oh, I was something weird. In the middle of the night, this fucking cat. So I, to cap off the fucking disrespect tour of this lady's house, I threw in a dip in her bed. That nice chewing tobacco in there. Naked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, watching TV in the ladies room, spitting. Is this person a rich person? Yeah, they were rich. See, I, this is, this is horrible. Why there's so much money, the buy new bed, the buy new state, put this fitter next to the bed in the middle of the night. I wake up this fucking cat, just climbing on the nightstand trying to bite my spitter. It was a Dunkin' Donuts cup and this thing's like ponging it and I'm fucking, that thing knocks it over, I'm fucking.

The bed is done. I had to wrestle it and the cat was holding on to it in the middle of the night. Oh, that's nice. So then, what is this night at the museum? It wasn't saying it was insane. It was all the animals. It was all the animals. So then to get it off, like I tried to push it and I thought it was going to scratch

me. So I took a sip of water, a spit it at the cat in the cat ran away. Oh nice. So you got to think of your fought for your spit back. I spit water on a cat to get it to get your own spit back. This is a heaviest fight I've ever seen. This is like jungle book. You're like living in this, this, does she have no kids? Yeah. Just animals that need to be sat for single lady, single lady, nice apartment,

filly, independent, written out square, just hanging lap a luxury and you're fucking in her bed. Big fat idiot throwing a dip, throwing a dip. Yeah, you didn't even ever spit on his, why is the cat smell like tobacco?

I don't know. Yeah. So then you leave this morning and you're like, goodbye. I've planted my seed all over this house. No, no, no, no. Try to walk the dogs this morning. The beagle was happy to go. The other one, the big one that bit this ran away from me.

Yeah, I was afraid because he knew he knew he messed up. I was going to have to see me spit on that fucking cat. I'm not a yellow sky. This guy messed up. You might have seen me spit on that fucking cat. I'm like, yo, this guy is crazy. This is prison rules. Yeah. This guy, you had to take down the cat. The cat probably ran the show there.

The cat was great. Fan of the cat. Yeah, because he respected you. It's like me spitting on you when you immediately walked in. That's why Greg gets fucking fucked with. Who gets, you didn't spit on him? No. I gave him the energy blow. Oh, the energy I did.

I should have did it too. I just want to be comforted. I joined me to smack me in the face and took you out. Yeah, but I could take it. I am. So tell us about the Avengers preview. Who could have shit? It was like, you know, it's just they're doing it slow.

They're like, they're not trying to. Why didn't you like this chain? Why didn't you like? I just died on. I just don't like, they're all fucking corny. So you don't like any of them. I don't really like this chain? Why didn't you like? I just don't know. I just don't like, they're all a fucking corny. So you don't like any of them. I don't really like any of the, I mean, that makes sense. You have to say that though.

Yeah, so there was a kids movie. I don't know how else to fuck. Well, that's, that's like it. Because that's insulting because the thing is it's not a kids movie. They're movies for people who like these things to say it's a kids movie is just insulting when it's not. It's an, it's adultly big. There's a, there billions of dollars sold. I like it. You don't like it. I would say it's a kids movie is just insulting when it's not. It's an adultly big. There's a billions of dollars sold. You don't like it. You don't like it. I would say it's a kids movie

that adults have begged for. So it's made for adults who want to go back to their childhood. Let's say it's not going back to your childhood. It's a sort. it's a, it's a fucking genre. Comic books are a thing. They're like Batman. They're not. Yeah, Batman's great. But I'm saying like it's a thing that's like these are just like, you know, it's, it's story telling. It's a form of storytelling. So you're saying that it's more like it's for everyone, but it's like, it's not just like, Hey, we want, yeah, they're going to make a lot of money off of toys and shit. But it's like, yeah, it's for, it's a form of, I mean, I'm a fan, but I know that I'm going to, I'm going to fantasy land what I want.

Yeah, I think it's, any of that shit, you know, like Greek, Greek fucking mythology. What do you think about people? I think what ruins it is the people that get mad at it not being done well enough. So it's not that like, like I can watch the movie and go, I like the Avengers. I like I can't wait for the next one. And then when I go online and I read people's response to it, like I can't believe he had the horn on his helmet. It wasn't true to life.

And you're like, oh my, don't make me a loser now. There's an under liking this. I get that. There's I understand I don't like them because they're always way too picky, but there is a feeling to me because I love comic books, right? But comic books are like, it's good storytelling, but with a lot of the movies, it's super watered down for everybody, right? So it's like when you see the movies, people are, it's, imagine stand up comedy and then

they're like, oh, this is fucking, you know, Johnny Hack and everyone goes, oh, the comedy is just silly. It's like, no, no, no, no. You don't know about Louis or Doug Stan. We've seen crashing. You know what I mean? No, you know, but I'm saying, I'm just gonna say, I'm sure you guys worked on it. I shut the fuck up on that.

I watched crashing and I watched it for like 10 minutes and it felt like all the notes are there, but I was like, it felt like, I don't know how Pete Holmes his character, how do anyone in comedy would like him, his character? No, the character very feels very climbing to me. And if you met him, you'd be like, I don't know, like that's kind of the whole show to me. I'd be like, I don't think this guy would get in as quick as he did with all these

people. Yeah. With the energy he had. But, but you know, but I understand what you're saying. What I'm saying with the comic book thing is it like what we love about comic books is like the super in the great writing of like Sure, amazing story stories storytellers Strzinski remeed all these amazing people to do that and then you get fucking

And then they just do movies pretty much that this wash it all through with for everybody Opolox, did you say? Yeah, yeah But then you get all that Yeah, Thanos is fine. I mean, like I heard what you're doing. Or you just get your eyes like, like, you know, I like that. Yeah, it's all good. But I'm saying that like it's that I understand why the nerds get mad because you're not seeing what we see and why we love it. But they can't keep up with your imagination. No, they can't keep up with our storytelling. They can't

keep up with what was missing from the first. a half of this story that was like whitewashed for my pleasure. I think these things are getting pretty close to like, let's watch the preview. Let's see what we got here. Is this play on the listening great? It's not great for audio

only see I saw this when I saw this I was like day after tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, see this is why's, it looks good to me. Because. Tighten up the, the, the shield. I mean, well, though, that was us saying, he didn't have the shield in the last movie. Yeah. So this is us, them saying, hey, he's back.

It's back. America forever. America is going to say, I like it. Maybe dark though. I like that. Gonna be dark. That's what they're planning. And that's the thing with these movies is with especially with this, it's like for comic book movies, they're always trying to be like, oh, here's an origin story. Oh, hey, we're, we're tiptoeing in with this. It looks like, Oh, no, you're already in. You've been in, they had now let's get to crazy. They literally made 30 movies lead up to this one. Yeah. It's a, it is a feat. What they did. Yes. It is a crazy industry. It is a crazy feat to take literally 20, how, I don't know how many movies there have been, but from Iron Man one to get to this

point is in it without any holes. There's no, maybe I like these fucking things. This is what I'm saying. Iron Man one was good. Iron Man one was great. You know what I fucking hate? There's the sense of humor in all these movies just sucks. They do that like jokey stuff.

And they do the jokey stuff just too much. But to me, that's what breaks a comic bookie. Because if you read a comic book, I know that there's like, they'll be hacky, funny lines in comic books that like are like that. Yeah, it depends on the writer. A good writer with a good sense of humor is going to write good stuff. Okay. But like, yes, sometimes if these guys are trying to be funny and it's like, oh, god,

I'm going to be fucking throw up. But to have like, to have the second guardians of the galaxy fit in. Yes. Is fucking insane. It's amazing. Great. First. Oh, there we go. I hated black Panther. You hate racist. Very filial of you. That's your version of saying the N words. Just to have class. That's what I fucking grab there would say. I like it. No, but I, I mean, I love black Panther. Big Ant-Man fan hated black Panther. Yeah. Yeah. Ant-Man 2 didn't really kind of dance around, but it was kind of all worth it at that last scene after the credits. Yeah. Yeah. You were basically went to Ant-Man 2 to get up to this point where you went to Ant-Man 2. Did I go? No, I started on a flight. I made it all the

raw gray air. No, they're in the air. It's a great. I'll fall into Avengers. I'll just cut to the middle like on the Fidgety War. The first one. Yeah. I'll go right to the Russo brothers are like they're killing it. They managed to get that feel like you said of Guardians and put it in an Avengers movie and make it all make sense. That's how you know Greg is a true nerd. A conversation about the soup bowl went into a 10 minute review of the avenge, the next Avengers film. And I'm happy to be here for it.

I didn't know you were a nerd. Well, I like, I don't know. I'm like, I'm like that new school because I was never nerdy in high school. Like I was people. Well, we actually had someone from your high school. Like I was people, well, we actually had on the phone someone from your high school. Yeah. I collected action figures because I didn't drink because I grew up around heroin.

So it wasn't like a thing, you know, and then like I just did it because of whatever and you know, I like storytelling. Me and my brother, it was something my brother and I bonded on. I grew up around heroin. What the fuck are you talking about? You know that?

Why'd you go dark? Well, because people go like, oh, you didn't drink? Why? You've bloke and pussy. It's like, oh no, I grew up? Why? You've bloke and pussy. It's like, oh, no, I grew up in Newark. So everybody was like, I don't want to add it. So my dad was an alcoholic. So I didn't drink.

So I was like 32. So you were adjacent to hair. Oh, so you were that cool guy in high school who never drank at the party. Oh, no, I didn't go to the party. Yeah, yeah, no, I didn't. You know, those cool guys. I was in a hardcore music. I was like straight edge and all that shit.

And then Bruce and I don't talk about baby. I had like white Mike gave him the nod of nerd approval. That's it. It's actually really cool. It's not drink alcohol. Are you still you are? Yeah, I'm still straight edge. What does straight edge mean? Cause I've had Greg explain it to me many times.

It's no drinking no drugs. And that's okay. No promiscuous sex. Did you cut that one out? Well, you know, no, no, we, we, we, Third X is, you put that one under the rug. This is, this is like the sister wives husbands that like leave out the, yeah, but we all fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, we've evolved. It's changed except when you work on a farm. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, what do you think of the soup? Let's go to that. I mean, you know, I, I like sports with other people. So like if people are going crazy, I enjoy that. So I didn't follow football that much this year. I, how did I watch the Super Bowl? Thank

you for asking. I, I watched from a casino in the Bahamas. Ooh, This was a very, my brother. That's an amazing Super Bowl for you. The best time. This is the thing. When people say Super Bowl was boring, I get the game was a boring game, but the game owes you nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You, they put on the show. The show is what the show is.

They don't, it's not scripted. This is how it goes. The, you're, the Super Bowl is given to you. It goes on TV. It owes you nothing after that. So all the people are like, it was born. It's like, maybe you didn't have a good enough party that you were at. Did you do, did you bet on the game?

Did you drink a couple beers? Did you get a little loose? Did you yell some profanities that Tom Brady, look, how is your, what did you do to break this party good? Yeah. I had like my brother and I, we took five. I went all the way to the Bahamas. I went, got a tan, drank on the beach.

That's great. And then we put a bunch of bets on all different prop bets. We had to, we did. That's so fun. So much fun. So fun. By the third quarter, I was seven Vaca sodas, Dave. That's great.

That's it. It's, it's what I'm saying to you is alcohol and gambling will improve anything in your life. Yeah. So we had prop bets on, you know, Brady's completions, the over under on the yards. And we put, we divided the money across all those different things. We had Edelman winning the MVP at 20 to one. We killed that bet. Lost on Brady over completions, Brady over yards. And we won, you know, a little bit of money, but also by the third quarter, I'm looking around the room being like, it's 10th, three, like I had no idea.

Yeah, of course. Because I'm too busy kind of under the table, high five in my brother over Brady getting his first interception. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we're like, we bet on him having one interception. So I like what it was, you know, the, you know, the Salva, kind of, we're like we bet on him having one interception. So I like what it was you know the you know the Salva kind of we all can't be you know Hollywood people like yourself shame, but you know the we created our own you have to you have to create our own fun. Yeah, yeah. So

when so when everyone's like it's born like the half time show what did the half time show oh you yeah, also why is everyone so mad at ruined five, five, five, five, five. I don't love them, but they're fine. Here's the thing. So the, so the halftime show, that's like the change to me. That's the story of the, of the soup bowls, how anger, how, how angry the halftime show made people. That it now, Shane, what did you think of the half time show? Uh, I like it's oh boy big boy is great. Uh, I love that fur coat dress like my Nana. Uh, Adam Levine. Adam Levine. How do you say? Well, let's go for, let's go through a beat

for beat. Not a fan of these tattoos. He's definitely got added in the last five years. They are how fake this fucking human being is. So I don't like him. You don't like. I just don't think there was a win for Maroon five. There was never a minute it got announced. I get that. People were angry. Yeah, it's great suck. Well, they suck. It's just that's the retweetable position. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is they suck. But why? Because it's top 40 bullshit music. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, who should have been put in there instead of that? Van Halen. Van Halen. All the time. About half price. Well, that's a better. But that's the thing that they are, you're competing

with the only thing I, the only band that could be put in for the Super half time show right now is old bands. Like, I don't think there could be any new young top 40 person that could come in without. He was funny. Katy Perry was pretty fun. Katy Perry was pretty good. I was pretty good. Lady Gaga would kill it. I think that they're all the best.

She did. Yeah. But I'm saying they've done it already. They do it to promote a tour. That's true. So like when is what I just think the internet has everyone on the internet has turned into like statler and the wall door and wall door. Yeah.

The whole internet. Like the news came out. Everyone was like, fuck Maroon five. So now like I kind of feel bad for Maroon for Adam Levine. Also tons of people turned it down because the kneeling thing, right? That's the truth. Give Jay Z. Jay Z probably would have done it. He wouldn't have hot take because the kneeling thing, right? Like, that's the truth. Give Jay Z. Jay Z probably would have done it.

He wouldn't have done it for the, but we are all world. The thing is like, I always think of like, you know, because then I think of like, then they said that he didn't look like he wanted to be there. Everyone was saying, I don't want to perform that. He nailed it. He nailed it in. So right? Did he?

So the lot of people we can play like a segment of it. Oh, I thought he, I thought he did great. Well, they said that he mailed it in. He was kind of half limping. Run the jewels would have been retard. Run the jewels would have been awesome. But who cares? But we'd run the jewels.

Do it. No, this is the thing. I'm so the I was just thinking in my hand. Whoever they would choose, the thing is. See, I love seeing it. In Atlanta, big, they had big boy. I bet run the jewels they could have got. No, there was a killer mic.

I don't think it was. Big boy got a lot of shit for doing platform. I just think, like I always think of like Frank Sinatra. He did. You could have done it. But think about Frank. Frank Sinatra from the grave. All right, Frank.

So what about a Frank? The Frank Sinatra never had to hear what people thought of him. Oh, yeah. Like, because I'm on the count of five. But this is the thing with the Frank Sinatra never had to hear him. So I'm going, we booked Frank Sinatra and then a thousand women going, he treats women badly. Fuck him.

You know, fuck that dude. That's a greasy guinea. Adam Levine had to care for minute one. Yeah. How much people hated that he was booked for it. Yeah, yeah. No. We're not allowed.

No, it's a new rule. What's the new rule? What's the new rule? What's the rules? I thought this was a comic hey. I'm so sorry. Wait, what's the rule? I threw in a dip the last time I was here and they were like, you better not.

And I was like, I'm fucking doing it. Oh wait. And now there's now an official rule. Is it? Why are you waiting for that? Is it because? Were you like, no, I was in the last time. I didn't make the rules. Is it a no, what is it?

What is it? Listeners at home. What Gabby just, no goal. Shot down. Gabby just matumboed Shane's dip throw. He was going to do. I love that calling him a guinea whop was fine, but no dip. Oh, that's right.

I thought it was the reason she actually I was trying to do it under the table, but yeah, you were. I thought Cunt wasn't allowed anymore. That's what I thought. Yeah, that was I thought. I thought that Cunt's cool. We're good with Cunt.

I'm not complaining, but everyone say Cunt on three. One, two, three. Cunt. Okay, good. What, uh, why is that not a good thing? I use that thing. I don't know nothing about dip or anything. It's a messy product. It's messy. Okay. Good. What, uh, why is that not a good thing? I don't know nothing about dip or any of that. It's a messy product. It's messy.

Um, you know, dip people. Oh, no food. Dip people. That building is a little weird. I'll say this about dip people, notorious for leaving their dip stuff around. Hmm. Not trying to put this on you, Shane, but the community of dip users, their cups are, that is not a thing people want to clean up.

I would never leave it. I know you would, but it gets left. You understand that, right? Of course. Those dip cups and they sneak up on you. You pick it up. You don't pick it up and go, yeah, oh my god. Like, it's never, you never pick it up and go, oh, it's just a dip. You go, oh, come on. And then you smell it. It's someone's spit. I'm the guy at the bar who likes to finish people's drinks. That's a thing. That's a little coffee. Who's making your opinion coffee in here? Yeah. Shane and who's they can say go? The only two people I know who dip? Oh, I used to hang with a lot of different. Yeah. I only need to get a water interface. That's all. So. So hold on. So where were we? We were talking about. That's a good podcast transition. Where were we?

The age of consent. What do you think, Greg? I say, come here, come there. Anywhere, baby. Perfect. I don't even know those were words. They were and they were not good. Let's play the beginning of the Super Bowl. Let's just watch the Super Bowl. Let's watch the whole thing. Bobby, we did a seven hour podcast. To the Pepsi Super Bowl 53 half time. See, people will already have an issue with this. Have you Pepsi? We're in Atlanta. It's a concoctown. You know, like there's no win. Have you seen Pepsi's new ads, by the way, with all the ads?

All the new ads are, it's like, it's Pepsi okay? No, it's more than okay. Don't admit that nobody fucking wants Pepsi. See, right here, you're a genius. Jane was good. This feels lazy. It was tired. Maybe got bit by a dog last night.

Do you think this is our last white half time performer? No. I think it's like under the age of 40. No, postman, he would have been good. He would have been good. I don't know that he knows enough people for a broad enough audience. Postman. Postman?

I don't think postman load. Postman load is getting good. They have to be stadium acts. Yes. You have to be a stadium act to do the soup. So that takes down the group. Maroon five, whether you like it or not, stadium act.

Yeah, yeah. Share stadium act. Queen Latifa. Theaters. Yeah. Theaters. You said I T. Y. She'll bring us together.

Well, right here does it look like he's done. But wouldn't you not want to do this by the time, and you can't back out, you can't go, we're doing it, I'm a rune five we're doing, then everyone go, fuck off and then go, you're right, I'm not gonna do it. I would love them if they did that. You know what, we do kind of suck.

Sounds like the people have decided, like what do you do? Yeah. And just, there's so much noise. I don't know what they could have done to make everyone happy. No, there's also a small story where the SpongeBob community, I didn't understand that.

So here's the story. SpongeBob, if we could pause this, bring up the SpongeBob story. I don't need to. SpongeBob was, the creator of SpongeBob was died this year. So there was this this outreach where SpongeBob fans wanted a song from SpongeBob SquarePants played during the Super Bowl halftime in memoriam. And then here's how crazy the internet is, okay. This story makes

me hate the internet so fucking much. So Maroon 5, not a tipped their cap to the SpongeBob people and they did like an interlude playing some SpongeBob music, okay, for the biggest fucking TV event of the year. They did a nod to this group of fucking losers. And then the story today is that all the Spongebob people, why are they losers? Because they're watching a children. That's for children, but superhero movies isn't. Oh no, I think that Spongebob, which I like, and I think is well written, is 100% a, not a dog like you can like it, but I don't think it's aimed at it. Shame your point is made.

Because it is in the similar cat. I think there's a same. I mean, comic books are different. Comic book movies are 100% different. There's a group of people that would say the SpongeBob plays to two audiences at once. I definitely say I would definitely say that older people can appreciate. It's well written, but they're not playing the SpongeBob. They're not playing Infinity War at two o'clock on the afternoon on a Monday. I think we can move with you, but I think we can all playing the SpongeBob. They're not playing Finty War at two o'clock on the afternoon on a Monday.

I think we can move with you, but I think we can all agree that SpongeBob. They are. Almost definitely. Do it luckily afternoon on a Monday. It's a very common time for movies to be played. Oh, no, no, no, hang on. What I'm saying is that like there's like, there's like these, they're sure there's going to be some, but SpongeBob is primarily going to be for the kids, the adults bringing

their kids to these movies, not necessarily the like. They're not playing SpongeBob at midnight showing. Oh, SpongeBob. The Greg you can agree. Yeah. I'm SpongeBob by the way. I'm comparing these are the, these losers are on the same field. The ones that would get mad over the horn of Abu Dhabi, not being correct on the internet

is the same losers I would send it home going, ha, because what happened was, but it's anybody who's two into anything. It's the same loser who says gaze. No, but this is the need to be out of the Bible. Internet loser. It's actually kind of true though. Shane what? Yeah, about gaze. I thought you were agree with it. Yeah, yeah, these internet losers. Yeah. Now one is cheering from, you know, Marvel, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the same SpongeBob losers are going, they go, we wanted a specific song played. And they're mad that he didn't play victory. What's it called? Sweet victory.

That's the song they wanted to play from the Super Bowl episode. From a Super Bowl episode. Yeah, it's wild. They are mad. I apologize. I said, they got what they wanted. In the moment they got what they wanted, they're like, they got a nod to a show that they love that everyone watching the Super Bowl, who doesn't know the show would go, yeah, I didn't even notice that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we're mad it wasn't enough. It's just to know, it's never enough. Because it's not the internet. That's that 0.2% of people that now have a voice and want to yell about anything, but it's being reported on because people report on tweets now. You should be fucking reporting on tweets. That's the problem. I'm going to read. I don't want to read. Mike's here.

Mike, this doesn't involve drugs or alcohol or anything fun. You can read it. There were murmurs that the band would do some sort of tribute to the animated show about the sponge. It lives in a pineapple under the sea, but nothing was certain until today. In fact, over 1.2 million people signed a change.org petition to have Maroon five performed the show song Sweet Vatery, which was performed during a SpongeBob Squarepants episode in 2001, where SpongeBob gave the half time

show again that looked eerily like the Super Bowl. It's great episode. And Maroon five teased the SpongeBob appearance in a January 13th tweet that documented some of their Super Bowl prep. Now we have all the proof we need. Let's see. And then right after the Super Bowl moment, Travis Scott arrived in a literal fireball and started wrapping sicko mode. If you said that sentence to anyone 20 years ago, they'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about at the Super Bowl? Yeah. So they got what they wanted. They got the moment, they got the acknowledgement.

It just wasn't what they exactly wanted. And it's like, it just kinda, this is to me. But nothing would have been. But this is what the internet is now. Like this is, as is M. Prepare. This is the tease. If they would have played victory,

someone like, someone SpongeBob should have been quarterbacking. I know. You know, there'd have been three people. But this should like explain every bit of internet outrage. I like a story like this because it doesn't matter and it explains everything else. Like everything that people get mad about, it's never gonna be what this person,

it's never gonna amount to the thing. It's always gonna be Maroon 5 sucks and they pissed on the grave of the SpongeBob creator. Look at they had it in the thing. Like your stupid fucking cartoon got acknowledged. Good work. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a great cartoon.

That's a thing. You got what you want. Not enough. Never enough for internet person. What you want? Yeah. Not enough. Yeah, yeah. Never enough for internet person.

What about the tits outrage? What tits that? That's another thing. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. So they're saying that Adam Levine took off his shirt throughout the half time. Yes.

And people were saying, well, this is, why is this any different than Janet Jackson? I can answer that. Go. Because no one gets rock hard for a man's tits. Speak for yourself. Yeah, except that. No, but like it's not going to say that. It's not like, it's not, I mean, let's the thing is it like men's tits, we can be honest.

Let's be honest. They're not as coveted as the woman. Like we can change that, but society isn't going to change in the middle of the football game. You know, we all want to talk about, okay, now boobs are not whatever good. Okay. I can live. I shouldn't be with the rule, the FCC. It should be with the society at large. If you want to get into an argument with someone, oh, Janet Jackson shows her boob and it's not allowed. Yeah. When have you ever watched a TV show? When have you ever watched TV show

where there's just everyone walking around topless on on regular basic cable, not counting the national graphic. You know that science shit. You know also Janet knew that her brother was fucking kids and didn't do anything about it for all those years. That's a good response to Twitter. I saw someone else tweet that a million retweet. Thought we'd never know. Let's go through the keep going through the soup ball because we'll keep going through this. But yeah, I never thought about that. She definitely knew about all those kids. Yeah, I know. I know. I don't know that he did it.

I think he could just like be a child. I never know with that thing because with that should, you know, I'd like to see this documentary, but like I could understand. I think it's damning. I heard that. I like four hours. Love a four hour pedophile movie.

But now with that. No, but like, see, look word love a four hour pedophile movie, but uh, now with that No, but like see look at they got what they wanted here it is. There's Squidward And this is the victory thing they even played a scene from it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you got an issue. Was that on the screens? Yep. And then a fireball comes down and who is it? Travis Scott.

It's fucking Travis Scott. I didn't know Travis Scott was a thing until the, like I didn't think, I didn't know what he did. Oh, really? Is that kind of thing? Yeah. You guys obviously heard, yeah. I think so.

Yeah. Okay. Baby,. I think so. Yeah. Okay. Baby, baby daddy. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. That's all I know. Oh, yeah.

And then there was people saying that they wanted him to propose during the halftime. Who? Travis Scott. To who? To Kylie Jenner. Oh, I missed all of that because I was watching TV because we're watching TV on a podcast. Well, this plays through. This goes to the regular feed, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm not trying to insult it like you guys. Also, don't play so close to fire. You know, you know, you know, it's gonna be hot. Yeah, I don't know. I just don't know what, what would be is could there ever be a good half-time show? I think there have been. It should have had Ray Ramon. There have no child, fucker. Michael Jackson had a killer half-time show. He had the first one.

Yeah. They didn't even have half time shows. How many fucking kids he was the best. How many celebratory kids do you think he went through? Who? Police sex. MJ. He did have sex with him. He brought them to fight them over for cookies and fun. Yeah, come, but probably in a glass. His type of fun. He was like, here's some gum. Just jerked off in front of the kids. Would you let him perform it? Sorry. The funniest part is that is that before Michael Jackson, there wasn't even these half-time

shows. Like they had marching bands like doing an ode. They would be like a now an ode to Motown and then bring out a band to do that shit. What year was that in Florida? And look at 1971 Florida and M band. Damn. Like this is an invention of our own reality. This is yeah, it gets better and better. Yeah, this is the wedding bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember the year we're here? The print story? What's the greatest stories of all time? He fuck Prince was a Prince was, yeah, oh, dude.

Prince was supposed to like do the halftime show, right? And now he's performing on this like crazy, like shiny stage with these halftime dancers who are in high heels and he's got play guitar. It's all electric, it's all shit. It starts raining and they go, Prince, it's raining. What do you want to do? And Prince goes, can you make it rain harder?

And then he fucking shredded it. And then murdered. Murdered. Yeah. it's raining. What do you want to do? And Prince goes, can you make it rain harder? And then he fucking shred it and then murdered murdered. Yeah. To purple rain. It was like, watch it. And you'll cry. It's one of the greatest fucking performances. No, I play it. Let's play it right now. But I, I, I don't know if we can go back to me. It was just a great artist. Lady Gaga could do a thing like this, I think it's got her every year. Sorry. just have her as a standing appointment, standing appointment lady Gaga every year. Every year. Yeah. Like Billy Crystal Leaskers. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be up for that. If Billy Joel wasn't so fucking drunk, I'd sure he would do a good show.

I'm not saying that I'm anti. Could you go back to the every performer and then look at Michael Jackson's lineup? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take a look at that. I want you to read that. Healed 1993, healed the world featuring Michael Jackson and 3,500 local children. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NFL page would be like, yeah, let's not put this in. We don't have they didn't really co star. That's it. That seems like a mean joke. Yeah, I can't believe they're going to keep that shit. 3497 secret papers.

3500 children. Yeah. He loves the love of a child. See, I don't, I think he does. What year did, what year did Prince do this? I just think that going into the Super Bowl, all you hear is feedback now. All you hear is a lineup of people going in third grade, you slapped my ass, Maroon five. And it's like, oh, now, you know, the acu, just anything he did is now, he's now a politician, everyone's a politician leading into these big of this. No, they gotta do the silly things.

Do like, you know, the fucking Harlem Globetrotters come out. The sharks, the sharks. That's what the Katy Perry thing shark work is. It didn't take it. You have to be more ironic than the internet could make. I do the guy who paints the thing upside down that he spins it around. It's only shit. That's fucking, you know, that's fucking, you know, we'll carry you. I know because rodeo monkeys on the dogs fun.

Always fun. Yeah. Of course, man. I would like to, I would like to super build the NFL to just do that one year. Similar like to just put out. Just, well, this is the thing like, you know, it's a South winds. You, this is the thing like, you know what the South winds. You know, I'm not masking. Yes.

Well, you know, when they for the anthem, they know we get, we put someone on death row. We put them to death. You know, I was coming in and I got a stream, maybe, but wouldn't it be great if the NFL was like, let's just put out a parade of things you can't disagree with. I swear to God, I know you guys have moved on, but Monkey Cowboy rodeo is definitely one of the more undeniable most electrifying performances in a long time. Look at this. Yeah, man, who you can't fuck.

That's the thing is the second half of the Super Bowl can't follow this. I was at a hot. Do you teach ever follow an animal act? Everyone knows. But wouldn't be great if the NFL was like, we're not telling you the halftime show. We're not gonna have to tell you. Yeah.

And then they just, they just led a her these, just running around the stadium and then, and then clowns chasing them, trying to corral them. Yes. That you know what time we would have? And we'd all sit there. We'd all sit there on Twitter waiting to type something. And we would be like, everyone, Twitter would just stop

for a full minute, like unheard of. And we're going, I don't know what to make fun of. waiting to type something and we would be like, everyone, Twitter would just stop for a full minute, like I'm heard of. Everyone going, I don't know what to make fun of. I mean, real though, they say white people don't have culture, but that's the, get plenty of the eggs. First of all. Also, just get a guy on like a hoverboard or something flying around, you know? Look at him.

He has a little attach, a little, a little bandana around his mouth. We're not talking to watching this because this is amazing. So I saw, I saw this live. You went to one of the Harrisburg senators had a, it's a bit, it's, Shane, I didn't want to say this, this, yeah, this, this looks the most Philly thing. Well, I, this is, this is even more so I'm from central PA originally. I lived Philly recently. Where in central PA place called mechanicsburg. I know I know mechanics

burg. Well, but I was at the Harrisburg centers game. Seven thinning of a dollar PBR night here come and monkeys on the dogs. Place goes fucking nuts. Did they throw the cans? Thing. It was anything you can imagine. Half was mostly it was people were very excited. Into it. But then afterwards when we were walking out I saw the guy who trained the dogs. I could see through the fence. He was in the locker room with his buddies. And he was feeding them strawberry pop tarts. But the dogs kept sitting down while the monkeys were on the back.

It was just funny to see a depressed old man like breaking off strawberry pop tarts to be the most monkeys in dogs. I thought you see I saw a box of dead monkeys. No, it's just a, you know, speaking of trash, we should put up, go to the Patriots parade was today. If you go, the best part about a Northeast team winning any championship is the parade. No town like New York, Philly, Boston, Jersey ish, wherever you go in those areas, we'll always have ridiculous fights happening at the Super Bowl parade. And I believe it was put up on one of these bar still might have put it up where they

literally just a face off of a bunch of sellies. It was just everyone. Everyone looked like it was like Murph Sully and like every version of Southy came together like we won. You're like now we fight. You're like apples. Look at this. I saw this earlier today. Ooh, and it's like. I mean, there are people. There's one dude that comes in shirtless. This dude shirtless with the hairy back and sweat pants on. He was like, I'm going to the parade.

I'm getting drunk. I'm definitely getting laid. Yeah. I'm wearing my sweat pants. See what's not happening. This at the Infinity War movie. No, this. I'm definitely getting laid. Yeah. I'm wearing a sweatpants. See what's not happening. This at the Infinity War movie.

No, this... Look at this, dude. This guy came in like the mountain and fucking Game of Thrones. Just ready to hammer people. Yeah, I hate this shit. Look at these fucking names. And it's just like... Violence isn't the answer.

And it's just funny that there really is. There are people out there that are like, well, you know, Philly's going to go crazy. They all go crazy. I was that Philly. That was you went. Yeah, did you get drunk and yeah, it was nice. Did you watch people trying to climb the greased balls? Yeah, I was also on Broad Street when the Eagles won the Super Bowl, which was insanity. Yeah, it was so fun. I did Coke. Nice.

Really. It's a cool with two. Where? No, I don't know. It's real cool. I don't do drugs like that. Where? Where with who?

How? I was at a hotel on Broad Street. Man, that sounds the saddest. Normally, normally, it's at location. Normally, that's super bowl. It was, uh, it was very fun. See, then they had grunk on the, on the float. I'm going to show you my biggest, my biggest problem. Oh, sorry, go ahead.

Go ahead. My biggest problem with football. I take my biggest problem with football. Go for it. Uh, I won you. This is, I watched one season. I was like, all right. I'm going to watch my sister was like a big giant's fan. I was like, all right. I'm going to watch my sister was like a big giants fan. I was like, I watch football with you. It was the season where

they beat the undefeated Patriots. Yeah. And I watched every game. And it was the greatest experience of my life. And then the next year they lost and I went, this is the worst thing ever. I watch one of the greatest seasons. You can watch as a fucking sports fan as a giants fan. And then nothing else held up to that. So then I could never get back in the hole. That's the whole thing. No spider man always wins. Yeah, he always wins. That's why it's a kid's show. It's great. Look at Gronk. You got to have some despair. Yeah, you get the middle. Yeah, he gets out and he wins. It's great. Look at Gronk. Pulse out a bottle of wine. They're chugging beers that are getting.

Now like when an athlete says the earth is flat, this is why I'm like, good, of course, they think that. Gromp is the best guy. Gromp. Find out what anything I love that guy. He can do no wrong. He's already proven that. I did you see a stand up? Yeah.

I really was just like, well, uh, you know, Brady never brings me to his house. I'm like, I love it. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I and that's why everyone likes what he does. Look at this. I like that he wore a jacket. Like he was like, I'm a comedian now. I got a dress like one. And he went, he's 80s video and he was like, I'll throw him the jacket. First time I won the Super Bowl. No shirt. So why not shirt everyone like I played in the Super Bowl again this year?

So no shirt again. I don't understand what he's, I'm talking about. This guy's took my fucking bitch. He's serious. Also, I'm not a positive person. I think I'm very serious. I'm not a positive person. I think I'm very serious.

I'm not a positive person. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious.

I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I think I'm very serious. I won the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, just opening bit. Let's see what this Love that he's out there just Tell you you win the Super Bowl and the party doesn't stop Okay, he sounds like a woke comedian right now. We've got three applause breaks in the first two sentences. He's very applause

Yeah. I bet he still didn't write to himself. I bet we know who wrote. Why is he only hang out with with characters with characters of Italians? Yo, gronk, let me buy you a drink. I think Joeisp wrote all this shit for him. You could tell. Someone did write this for him, and they're sitting in the back going, do the fucking bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said it wrong.

One the Super Bowl, and... Don't want to buy me another shot. You need to be a B12 lemon ginger or a flu shot, please. All right, nailed it. See, that was the joke that was... Pause it for a second. That was the joke that was, pause it for a second. That was the joke that was written for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He looked at the guy and goes, everyone tried his bimy drinks. And the guy was like, I shot B12. You need to rehydrate. And then he was like, that's perfect. He's like, no, that's a premise. No, I'm doing that. I'm doing that. And I'm going to do it a minute 21 into it.

After I explain that I get fucked up after the winning the wall. What are these Sears dad jeans he's wearing? Right? Yeah. Those are like weird pants. This is how you dress up in Buffalo. That's where he's from. Let's go on.

He's got heart. Well, let me tell you when I do party, you can't handle that shit. You should have an applause breaks and... But let me tell you when I do party you can't handle that shit You should have seven applause breaks applause breaks and let me tell you this if he wouldn't have said this was stand-up If he just said hey guys, I'm gonna talk tomorrow sure he would it would have been it would have been great No, if he had just been like I'm hosting a comedy show, but I'm just gonna come out and yeah, I'll just fucking amp him up And yeah, I'm not you know, but he, but if you're a professional athlete, you believe everything can happen. Of course.

Why would you otherwise? Why would you think otherwise? I'm hot up here. Shall I take it off? Yeah. Now, can we, what about, I could just give us a topic. Do we need to keep with this? Yeah. Why is he?

He's like watching it. And then I'm just like, he's sweating profusely. Is this like the magic mic portion of it? Take some, take some, take some three minutes. Take a track. Also, he's just going to do fucking, what's his name? Pit, Kreischer. Kreischer.

Yeah. Who is that? Where that voice can put it? When does it, what is the first joke of the first comic on this showcase? He has to make fun of Grant. Oh, yeah, he doesn't know who's on the show who's on the showcase? Do we need Larsen? Phinesse Mitchell? Oh, Lenny Clark? Lenny should have given him shit. He could say whatever he wants. I don't think the whole sketches. Oh, they did. So making him look cool. So, but they can't mention the NFL or the Patriots. Really? Yeah. They couldn't mention the Patriots.

Yeah. They, they protect that shit, man. That's the copyright. Shit, I don't understand. Do we have a message board that people are writing in or no one's written? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, No one cares. They all left it. Hello. And welcome. You haven't had it, but it was always like, like, who's the whole or shit like that? So we stopped. Who's the whole? Who's the whole? What is that? Her name is gas. Oh my god. Oh, like a womanhole. They're her ribs. Yeah. I also have a hole. Yeah. We all have holes. We all have holes. But I don't. I'm God got God. That's horrific.

Yeah. I love to work here. I love to work here. And it's nice. Shane's been writing for the fans. That's a sick, whoever wrote that funny. Get that one. Get them on here.

Come on here. He's like, who's this fucking hole? Whoa. That's it. Right down. The new dice clay. Well, I mean, I don't know. You watch this and you're like, man, standup must be really cool right now for the guy who's a fucking Super Bowl champion. I want to

do that. I want to do that. Yeah. Sure. It's like two in. Yeah. Yeah. I wish they'd let me step in to the Super Bowl. You know, yeah. I can run. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, is that a core? Is that is that is that the saying? I think it better. It's stand up in this than any of us would do. Yes. NFL game. If we were, I could get crud. What if we were put like defensive, defensive end? You don't think we could do as badly as this? What would happen to you if you went in the end would be I would avert the person. I because at least at the end around and often, well, not only

I could get around, but I think I could run into them without dying. You couldn't an NFL offensive lineman just run into them. They would throw me to the ground and then I would go on my very lay on you and they're fucking big. They're big. Let me tell you why I would be okay because I've been through this scenario before. They put me in, right? No one passes me the ball. And I'm just standing there with my hands open for a whole fucking game. Here's the problem. You wouldn't be put at wide receiver. Why not? You're going full back and getting annihilated. What's the full back? Do runs into the defensive linemen. They're not blocking me.

Block them out of the way. Why? Cause I'm big. Yeah. I'm not that big. You're not fast enough to play the out. You know how fast I am? 50 yard dash. 5.2 seconds. Why? Because I'm big. Yeah. I'm not that big. You're not fast enough to play the, you know how fast I am? 50 yard dash. 5.2 seconds. Really? You're on a 50. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. That's an all right. It was the last documentation of my running. I said, if you ran a 50 yard dash in five seconds, you, you might have some wheels, dude. That's what I used to have. Now since baby, you did, they, that was an inaccurate time. So now that what 5.2 when you were in sixth grade. Yeah. Yeah. I promise you don't

do you have you ever done like a 4.8 and 6. Shane, have you ever done a podcast with Greg Stone? No. He literally makes up things off the top of it. You think we live in reality? Yeah. I could run a 5.2. I'll race the fuck out of you guys right now. I'm not saying I would run a better than a 5.2. Yeah five to. Yeah, I'm also talking to six great, but I was in my height of my rollerblading career. Six great. If you really five to 17 and I'm mad. Not right. What's this?

Watch that bottle? What's that bottle? Greg didn't know that was that's worse than dipping. I really thought Shane, he fell into that being a fast 40. What? You didn't know five two was fast. That's how fast I run. You had no idea going into that.

Quickie, they call me quick. Quickie, quickie, and I run around and I tapped the girls on the butt. Speaking of people doing jobs that they're not used to, let's go to this next story that we had. This is the Bobby Kelly Memorial uncomfortable story that we talked about on the podcast story that we do. There was a. We have to talk about this. I guess. Let's do. We do have 10 minutes into the pod. 10 minutes left to get in trouble. Is this the dad? So this is the dad.

So for the listeners at home, a dad who lost, I mean, a kid, who lose them. They know right where he is. Okay. Play the laugh track. It's not too much. So we're already, that's not to the story.

We should in that way. We should get out of the story. I got to apologize for that in five years. Louis made a joke about the referencing the parkland today. She's about a guy who had a son who did not run a five to four. We did it. Man, we back. For the listeners at home, Greg and Shane High five, I did not. It's like we were into the the nerds like you switch sides. Yeah.

Yeah. Greg also did a point after high five and so this guy responded to Louis by saying doing his own version of dead baby Joe. He was, we also wasn't making fun of dead baby. I know. Well, that's the thing. You put the veil of the issue over yourself and you say, you're, you can't disagree with this. You can't go, you can't have someone loud. You can't have someone do a dead baby joke being angry at Louis and then go, but well,

you also, you don't get a voice in this. Also, before we get into this, we just saw a grunk do stand up. We're not even getting into it. You know anyone who just gets up and tries to do stand up is not going to be good. Well, I don't think that was what you're working this. I don't think that was the point that him doing it. Have you watched this video?

I bet this guy crosses. I haven't seen it, but I bet he's funny. Let's hear this fucking kid guy. You guys have ever heard dead baby jokes? I got he's funny. Let's hear it. This fucking kid got that. You guys have ever heard? Dead baby jokes. I got a dead baby. Oh my god. He's ain't what's Joaquin Oliver.

Oh, he's one of these. He's going to be 18. But now he's dead. And that's not a joke. I don't. Discraced comedian Luis de K. Mox Park, Lynch students. And that's not a joke. I don't disgrace comedian Louis K. Mox Park, Linch students. And that's a thing like he did.

So he held his own out of control. From a comedian. But I don't want to make fun of this guy, man. This guy's going through some shit. And I'm so sorry. It's nothing to make fun of him.

It's it's, but he's doing joke about kids getting shot. And of course, he's going to react in a way like this. He's going to do a video. He's going to do this thing. It's like, what is this? You know, it's about kids getting shot. I can do that. Wow. You're the one about the kid that walks into the school and bonding things day.

Hey, skinny kid. It's probably a language thing. This is probably funny in Spanish. That's more boisterous. Yeah, pause it. I, it's just, it's a tough watch because you're like, you're sitting there going, I know it's, I agree with you that it's everything that happened is awful. Did we have to come for this?

Then it gets put on your feet and people go, that's right. Look at what happened. And it's like, you know, Luke was doing a joke where he's referencing them and like, you know, referencing the idea of children telling adults how to act. And it's like, yeah, and also it was released before it was ready. It wasn't even a workout joke. People there were laughing. And then it's like this guy comes out and it's like, I get what he's doing. But like, I guess my point is like, if he, if he at the end of this was like, here's that I don't know if he at the

end does he give a place that you can go and talk to people about gun control? Or is this about shaming Louis for making the joke? I bet he does toss in something at the end, but this is kind of about him, obviously. That's, he's a, well, he takes care of himself. He likes his, this is a weird, dad behavior. Yeah. You think this is weird? I think I'm surprised that guy's wearing a wedding ring. I think he's trying to get some pussy right now. This is a pussy plan. I know why he's upset. This is on his now in the movie Coco playing guitar with spoiler for cocoa skeleton.

Shane. Right? Is that what we're doing here? I guess it was really I get movie. Hey, Greg. I guess this is the only direction this could have gone. What were we supposed to do with this? I would love to just fucking, but it's like, man, I get it. You're fucked up.

It's like, you're trying to do a thing. You think people are making fun of your kids. No one's making fun of your fucking kids. Yeah, no one's happy. No one's doing. No one's happy. Yeah, the point of that joke was, hey, that's making fun of these kids. It was about making light of like, oh, they're dead, but we're making these people heroes for

not getting shot. And then the one of them is doing a shot like, well, I'm a hero. I'm going to take down Louis CK and it all comes out of that. They're doing exactly what he was making fun of. Yeah. Well, I also felt that Louis point was that like the idea of the joke is that they're still children. They don't know about making laws. You know, and it's like, yes, 100% support them talking and getting out there and being a face, but it's like, but they don't know that they're still children. You know, it's like war goes into this. And yeah, what were we doing when we were children? It's like, you're not fully developed.

It's like, and that's what Louie always did. He says, here's a thing we hold sacred. Here's the one tiny piece that maybe we should question. I never thought about how good looking the dad is. I think he looks great For dad like this is a grieving father that looks this good great dad Together if you so happy to push Finally stop drinking Sorry, I want you to be alive. No, it's okay. I would now I kind of want to see how, how, how good your dad looks after your dad. Now I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I looked good before I was born. And he'll look good again.

Jack. Yeah, he's, he just fell into a car and got fucking hurt. He fell. He tripped. How do you trip on ice? Yeah. And he fell like it. Oh, that's a widow maker, man. The winter will get you. Yeah. Smash the car. Did you put a dent in the car? Big time. No, he's a big dude. Gillis, dude. He's a Gillis. That's Gillis size average for giant. That's an L.m. phone on that fucking car. Let's turn this up. Let's go to a lighter subject. Don't know. Let's go back to monkey rodeo right now. I just don't know like I don't know this is you this is undisagreable. Like I don't know the point. If it's a follow that with this video. That's the one act that can follow that, dude. Yeah, put on a bear riding a moon a cycle. That's the thing too.

Like he's doing this to end up thing. I can just see myself in the crowd being like, wait, am I supposed to laugh at this? Well, you can hear on, oh, shit, sorry, you can hear uncomfortable laughter in the background. Yeah, you do hear. That's it. You get a bear riding a motor cycle. I don't even just get the country bear jamboree to play. That would all.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean that would all yeah, yeah, bring them that. I mean, I, I, I, an animal will put a smile on your face. I'd only okay with this because I kind of seen it before. I want to know the trainer who's just being like, I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I may get a beard or ride a motorcycle. And then he fucking did it. He beat the shit out of that. Talk about. They take their teeth it. He beat the shit out of that. Talk about I think they're teeth out and they beat the teeth out. Go that bear fucking with that chair. That's modern without as much, but the old ones. Yeah, this is fun stuff. God,

damn it. Oh, you got to pay for YouTube now. Damn it. Let's hit the internet. Yeah, let's just watch this bear, dude. Meanwhile in Russia, you ever follow the, there's an Instagram account that's a look at this Russian. No, but dude, it's all crazy. You should like this. Yeah, it's, it's all this stuff. And you're like, man, Russia is nuts. Russia is kind of killing us right now. I love that Russian prank of to put your friend on an airbag that's been discarded and have him hit the ceiling. Really? That's a Russian prank. Yeah. A lot of a great deal doing that. It's almost like the whole country saw jackass for the first time and they're like,

game on. Yeah. And those are pussy. Yeah. We'll, we'll, we'll, I'll jackass you. Like they're playing with the grizzly bear right now. Yeah, but the bear has a trumpet. It has a trumpet.

And even their dogs aren't afraid of the bears. Oh, it just bears are a for dances. That's a dancing bear. Russian tradition, the bear thing like this has been a joke. My whole life on cartoons that like Russians just deal with bears. What if you just fucking bit his head off? I mean, that's like they're, that's their fucking mascot. That's the mascot, the bear. We got the eagle. They got a fucking sick bear. Yeah. Are you go, are you go as a scar? Are you go? Yeah, no, the eagle's totally different now. It's going to scarfon a beanie. Yeah, eagle's fucking gay. Weird glasses. Right.

So blog. The eagle didn't even want to invade Iraq. No, the eagle. The invasion of Iraq. The eagle's angry, had his dad. I'm still, I'm one of the, if you guys still support me. Still in Iraq. Let's leave so we can go back and do it again. Shane's gonna be in front of a mission accomplished sign. Just hanging out on a fucking aircraft carrier. Could be a breastless bitch.

We're not gonna watch a you to eat a child. No, I like that this kid is doing actual wrestling moves to the back. That's could be this guy beat the fuck out of Conor McGregor. Oh, that's him wrestling a bear. They actually put him against back. What are you open to? If you can fight a bear, you can fight a man. This is wild.

The bear is really good at wrestling. Yeah, This is why Russia is going to take us down. I think it's fun biting them though. Yo, how are we going to beat Russia in anything? Yeah, but like because we don't use actual fighting, we'll be going to war. We don't just have man versus man in the dirt. Should row by no. Even then, we have a decent chance. We got black dudes. Even then we do a decent chance. We got black dudes. You fuck them up. Shans come in hot with a lot of strong opinions. I'm just saying I think black dudes can beat the shit out of Russian dudes.

You think black dudes greater than Russians? African-Americans can beat up Russians in fights on average. But what if they have, I'm sure they have black Russians? Nah. That's great. I don't think they do. Of course they do. But they do.

But when they do, yeah. And if you are, yeah, American black people are different. Oh, let's explain that. Let's get you guys dates. Greg, tell us what's going on. What do you got? Yeah, you got dates. You got to urge us here for the album. Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm here for the album and check out my podcast, the red dude cast. It's on, I don't know, CBS. I don't know. What were podcasts that Google it? Find it un laughable. Yeah, it's un laughable. Find it laughable.

CBS. I don't know, man. And then I'll be at the DC comedy loft February 21st. And actually, you know, I have the album release show with the fat black pussy cat on Valentine's day. They're way 14th coming out. I think free just got out of that. I'll be on that show. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I care about right now. Shane, what do you guys? Listen to Matt and Shane's secret podcast. and then their next episode is going to rank all the races in the fight game. Yeah, that actually, that's a good episode. Not against it. I want to listen to it. I say white, I say Russians are two. Two, I put them up there

too. The fight game. Okay. We'll see. That's a fun preview of your podcast. I think that's it. This is actually the, this is the new podcast has been created from it called fight game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Grappie. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks, dude. I got you. February 16th will be laugh it up. Pekipsy come out to that. And yeah, it's a Matt and Shane Taker podcast. There we go. Mike, you can follow me at Mike Beeswores and follow the show at YKWD podcast. YKWD dude podcast. Sorry. YKWD podcast. You can follow me. At Gabby is Brian. I have a monthly show in Brooklyn at the way station first Wednesday

of every month. They'll be holding a anti-shangilist rally there. I made a sign for the episode. And that's it. Yeah. Mike cool. I'm at Mike Abruci on all social media. I have a podcast called a little time that you can listen to on laughable and everywhere else.

And if you're listening live tomorrow night, the sixth of February, I'll be at the stress factory in New Brunswick for Bonnemic Farland show. And then Bobby is Patreon. Bobby, yeah. Bobby's Patreon is on fire. He's doing tons of video. He's doing from the shed. He's got, he's got more up there than most people have.

And I think he should really pee. We need we've got to pump that up. If you listen, I love Patreon. I got my own. It's it's a great way to follow people that you enjoy and support them in the way that their stuff supports you. And Bobby's Bobby's has the most going on of like more than mine. So he's got really great stuff on there. The videos are awesome. He was telling me about this camera. He got to shoot better videos and a shed with different angles and shit. And you're like, Oh, okay, you're you're put in time and this is good. And follow him at Robert Kelly live on Instagram. Go to Robert Kelly live.com for his dates. Once again. And like once one last time, why can't I be the podcast for Twitch?

What about Deepu? He's not complied stuff. Deepu. I got a video. Go to NFL memes on Twitter. There's a great video that's so into semi to close out this show. I love Pittsburgh Steelers fans that are angry at football because their lives are miserable right now.

They law they their team stinks. They have nothing but strife. They're mad. They don't like the team that they have. It makes me very happy. You can't we can't follow this. NFL memes. Yeah, go to this one.

Play this video. This is Steelers fan. Oh, come on. He's an axe. He's mad. The Patriots won. Smashers his own TV. Good work, buddy. Now, do you think he did that because he knew that he would go viral? Maybe he's getting a new TV. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know this got a maniac. This doesn't get this isn't viral enough. Yeah. He has four or nine retweets. That's hilarious. You're TV three people like it. Yeah. It got like 500. It has 50,000 views almost. That's not enough for Sam sung to get involved with an idiot. You fuck dude. You get to watch no more, no more storage wars for this idiot.

And we're an Antonio Brown jersey watching angry at the Patriots for winning a show. I was just his friends TV to that is a that is a weird sports nerd thing to do to put on a jersey of a team not even playing just to watch the game that's going on. He props bad fans exists in every town. That guy is the same dude fighting on the streets of Boston. His fellow man. Well, that's it for me. I hated that place. It's your plugs.

My plugs at Jared Fried on Instagram. I put everything there. I'll be in Miami on February 15th and I'm gonna be in Boston, Laf Boston, February 28th through March 2nd. Come on out to those shows. I got a whole 20 minutes on that dad talking about it. At Jared Freed on Instagram, this is, you know what, dude, been a pledge to guest host. Is this how we end? Peace. Y todos los videos son los videos. Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca.

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