Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Funny. Period. 

Episode Date: January 11, 2016

This week on YKWD we have Liza Treygar, Marina Franklin, Carmen Lynch, and Mark Normand! We ask all the questions you've always wanted to ask women! We spend a little time figuring out tampons and illuminating vaginal issues. The answers may surprise you! Plus we take some calls from the fans! Keith and Vos call in as well! Watch/Listen and enjoy!   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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¡Vacen! ¡Vacen! ¡Vacen! ¡Vacen! ¡Vacen! ¡Vacen! ¡Vacen! ¡Vacen! ¿Qué es el miro? To the funniest podcast of the planet Earth No I'm sure I've already said should I regret I get a microphone That was trying to keep it like a comic head I have a bunch of you guys on it's just us sitting down Sometimes it's hilarious sometimes

No directions. I love doing it 10 no topics no directions. I love doing it I might affect somebody's life you never know All right. It's a very special episode of Do You Know What Dude podcast. Um. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, I suppose it'd be all women, but I couldn't get Amy Schumer, so I got her opening act. Hey! Mark Norman.

Richard Everett's here. No, I'm sorry. It was supposed to be all women, but then at the last minute, I was like, you know what, let's have a fucking, let's have a half a woman. Half a man. That's me. Yeah, no. Let's get a half a half a woman half an ant that's me. Let's have let's get a guy on

so anyways yeah I was gonna do all women but it didn't pan out. Yamanika was supposed to be. Well that's too much. I never I only met her for the first time the other night. Well she's a card. Yeah, yeah, she's just loud and she's big No, you know, she's like a big personality You know what I mean. No, we don't You know what I'm saying. No, it sounds like a championship fight. I'm setting up right now Mark Nomey Yamannika podcast podcast I'm gonna have to have. Oh my God.

She says, she's sweet. You know, it's funny, I met her for the first time the other night and she came in and she, I was saying goodbye to her and she grabbed me and pulled me in. Oh wow. It was kind of like this forceful,

I don't know there was something about it that made me like did something for me. Did you feel the love? But I've never been that guy. I don't like to be a bottom with a girl. Like I don't like, I don't like, uh, dominatrix shit. I get mad if you know, I had a girl slap me once. You like that.

I was like, don't fucking hit me. What do you think of mine? Like I never liked that, but she grabbed me and pulled me in and said, and I was like, whoa, like I think I like it now. She doesn't hold back. She's a sweet person. Yeah, very sweet. It's not an aggressive, it's not an aggressive.

It was a nice thing. It wasn't like fuck you, but she's like, come over here. She gave me a hug. She gets in your space that way. I like that. She's in your head that way. She gets in your heart that way. I did, I liked it.

I kind of, I liked the, the, I also annoys you that way too. Okay, all on the above. But we'll have her back on. She's fun. Yeah, well, that's not what you said. She likes whitey too. Does she? Yeah, now.

Oh, now. That's a new thing. I've influenced her on that one. I turned her. Are you sleep with her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did. How are you doing?

I don't know. I don't remember. I couldn't feel the walls. You don't remember. Whoa. Thank you. Oh,'t remember. Whoa. She's crazy. Actually, big girls actually have tighter vaginas

than smaller girls. Is that true? That is not true. Oh, literally made that up, but it makes sense. Right, because I really push it a bit. Are they different though? Yeah, I've had hot chicks. The hottest girls I've ever been with had the worst vaginas.

Oh, really? Worst, hasn't what? It just was bigger and smooth. The hottest girls I've ever been with had the worst vaginas. Oh really? Worst as in what? It just was bigger and smooth and... Not motivating, it's whabby. Just smellier. Ah! That's smellier, but like, yeah, I would say smellier like...

I agree. Like, yeah, I think like, like, like, uglier chick, so whatever, like a goofier chick, or, you know, like a bigger chick, always had a nicer vagina. Always. We'll have to work on that more, maybe the hot ones don't care. Yeah, huh? I don't know.

You gotta go by tampon size, whatever size the girl. What do you mean the sizes of tampons? There are, yeah. You know what? tampax recently, the purples were lights and then all of a sudden they turned into ultra-plusses. Yeah, they're super excellent. Actually, I only have these like fucking huge tampons.

Super high fives. But the huge ones are good, because you can leave them up there for a day. No, it's bad for you. I'll leave this to you. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You two are in spare free. Wait a minute.

Yes, the more absorbent, the more it sucks up good stuff that's in there too. Hang on one second. Whoa. And it leads to officially a girls podcast. All right, I know, you guys eat. Hang on one second. I have so much way too much fucking information.

We can let all of the play. I need, first of all, let's go through the room and do a story. All right, my right, the Marina Franklin. Yes, I love Marina. I love you too, Robert. Hello. Are you freaking me out with this?

My mic on. Yeah, I don't stop the first thing as I could. You know, your headphones, how's that? Is your headphones on? We have another sexy girl here. I mean, what about us? What about us? How's that, is that better?

What about us? What about us? I mean, what about us? How's that? Is that better? What about us? What about us? I mean, I've never met you before. And hello. Hello. Very good to meet you. Great shoulder. Love the shoulder.

Thanks, just a little peep. Peep in the tuck. All right, so, yeah, you're, you're, I don't know if you. I got to pull this down because you're here. We're good. Oh boy. I was trying to get stuck in it. I'm getting it.

Why are you? Why are you doing this? We're all boy trying to get to the Oscars. You know, how do you? Why you do all Beyonce's? She's nuts. Who's nuts? I'm over Beyonce. I thought you took a marina. I was gonna agree. Out of a fucking tree. Squirrel.

That's right. Wow. All right, who else do we get? Mark Norman's here. Hey, it's going to be on the view. Hey, he's. Mark Norman. Thanks for having me gonna be here We have Carmen Lynch for the first time. Yeah, yes, first timer. Yes

What when I told you what fell to ring no that was when we were talking about but coming this week She's fucking gnome. She thought she was. She didn't know what room it was. I'm sorry, I'm your right, I was talking about her. Sorry. That was different, that was a different podcast. That's how to get spots.

Hey, it's working. I do what I was going to do. Last thing we have, lines of of Trigger first time this show. No, these are cool. She gets a little up all the time. So I had to start correcting. I used to be like chill about it, but I can't anymore. And he's just done with that.

I just can't keep getting called Liza. Yeah, well, you start your name. No. Yeah, that would be like somebody calling me Ralph. And they just be chill with it for a long time. And then nobody actually going to my website Does Ralph Kelly doesn't exist? Ralf were a Hubert I look like a Hubert yeah, no, I don't

Look like a Hubert you look like a fucking glen You look like a fucking glen. I think you look like a glen. Glenormant here for the news. You look like your family who owns a lot of businesses in Cape Cod. Maybe just one lobster shack. No, he owns a lobster shack

and some type of winery because they upgraded a lot because lobsters actually were really big for a minute and then his father invested and took some money and then him and his wife were into wine to the other. And he's about to open a dispensary for medical marijuana. Right. Everybody's getting his ducks in a row.

It's a pretty good family. Yeah. And they also read kayaks in the summer, but that's seasonal. Uh-huh. That's the Norman kayak. I had to work on as a kid and I hated it. Yeah, you gave kayak tours. Yeah, yeah. You've had a lot of women. Yeah. Is this better or worse as a kid and I hated it. Yeah, you gave kayaking tours. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You've had a lot of women. Is this better or worse than your real life? Way better. Keep it coming. So anyways, yeah, this is supposed to be an all-woman's podcast. It's close. It's fucking close. Yeah. Right? I mean, but you're a man's man. I hear stories about you, Mark. Come on. I use Pearl Tampex like everyone else. I don't even understand listen I used to take Tampex when I was a kid and I used to love the little one of the bullets. What are the. I used to take the OBS and watch them expand in the toilet. It was fascinating. I don't know. I don't know. That was possible. That's how I think about it. It's just better for the environment.

An OB? I need best training. And then you become sort of the best for it, but yeah, there's all this extra waste with the plastics. All right, let me ask you a question. Here we go. I want to know what tampon do you use?

I buy the plastic pearls, but I'll get the generic pearls. So it's a plastic tube that goes in your vagina. Yes. Yeah, but then you push it up like a shot and then the cotton goes like that and then you take the plastic out and throw it out. So it's like an injection? Yeah. So it's a pussy injection.

Yeah, but the OB's there's no injection. It's just like that. Okay, so you can't get the Aemon right. I think the plastic thing to help me my friends shoot it straight up. So you use the plastic, you use the same thing. I use the play tech sport Unscented unscented because you don't want it to smell good because you wanted to smell like I already smell good I don't want fake sense up there because it's bad for you all the stuff. They try to trick you to use is actually bad for you

Okay, you used infections. What what are you? You're pushing us what it's up to like I like to do What are you cocktail napkins? Good coffee filter. I'll do roll on the roll on the end of a spoon. What are you? So I'm older than the group Maxi Pat's Who screamed that was in the red? Somebody used to have to lick her grandma those Maxi pads What do you use? What do you use a fucking newspaper? What do you use? A sponge?

I use pads It looks like she used it Okay, here we go. Here's the gift What if you're on vacation? Use pads. It looks like she used to use it. What is that we heard? Okay, here we are. Here we go, here's the deal. What if you're on vacation? Use pads, wow, it's like a diaper. So use the thing that's in the like the really shitty bar and the woman's bathroom that you can put a 50 cents in and that thing falls out, you use those.

They got tampons in the suit, but instead of plastic, it's a cardboard around that. Okay, so let me ask question. There's a pad, which is basically goes on your underwear and you bleed into it. Yeah, it's a weird. It has wings, blood. If you lean back in a rocking chair, it's over.

What exactly? How old are you? My whole child. My whole child. And my blood goes back and you get a big circle. Shishish, what? No, that's your shishish. I didn't hear you.

What'd you say? I'm just saying you have to be in the right position. At least, I've experienced that. When I was 16 and I didn't use tampons yet, if you're wearing a pad and you lean in the wrong direction disaster the blood comes out oh yeah you have a rocking chair I just I'm older I like I like to let it flow

I would put like three or four down there to be safe. It works for me. I don't bleed as much as I used to. Let's put it that way. That's what I've heard. I am not accurate. You get older, it's just not that much. It starts to slow down.

Slow down, yeah. Really, what do you use? Blorn. Super, Dupor, XL, Maxi. Is that because your vagina's bigger? It's wide set. Oh, wide set. Is that a wide vagina? I have a small vagina. I have a very small vagina, bigger? It's white set. Oh, white set. Is that a wide vagina?

I have a small vagina. I have a very small vagina and I still use this here for a while. Why? Because you can run around and do whatever you want. You don't have to worry. There's going to be an accident. But shove it up there and it's fine.

I actually went to a water park this summer and I went on a water slide and it shot up and I couldn't get it out for two hours. Fucking straight. Whoa! Literally, that close to going in the emergency. Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop. I need to know. I've always wanted to know about this.

Please, I'm gonna take this step at a time because I don't wanna miss anything. And then next week be like, fuck, I wanna get all this girls back. No man, it's gonna listen to this episode. Oh, there are all fucking, this is fascinating. Fuck you, this is the best ever.

Oh, great. I thought we were going to talk about how making a murderer now would talk about that. That's what everyone's doing that. Same amount of blood. Hey, hey. What? Five courts.

Five courts. So she went down a slide. So ask any girl the scariest fucking situation is to not find the straight when you go to the right or take out to on act or a guy is the opposite So Sharad pull one out like a light switch one She's on a period he goes bad. Don't matter player tug tug tug on the wall and it's lit down That's a real man. I'll like would like to go, this is my room. I'm going to clean that.

Oh, that Lynn Coplitz, huh? So how'd you get out? Ice tongs, what'd you do? So Mountain Creek has those big water slides that go straight down and- Put down backwards. I didn't know you. With your mouth open.

With your mouth open. Mountain Creek, great name for your veg. I think you're going to be talking about I literally spread eagle down the water slide. And I'm like, oh yeah, it's so much fun. I go home, I look for the string, the string's not there. Literally two hours is sterically crying in front of the mirror with my stuff. Piece by piece, I had to take the thing out.

Oh my god. I remember I had to separate before. Did you put it together like give it like a puzzle? I made sure you had all the, like an airplane crash. That was the black box. You're worried you missed a piece in there? Every fucking day of my life. What happens if you miss a piece?

I think you would know I don't get it wrong. I haven't, but I watched this video on the internet and it was porn stars talking about the grossest things that have happened on set. And one of the common things was when porn starts on their period, they put makeup sponges up there to film. And then they forget about it. And then they can't, and then they go back to work. And it smells so bad. No one wants to fuck them. And it's always a left up period.

It's like, what the, oh, it's a period sponge. It's no, it's like a makeup sponge. But on set, like, that's what works the best thing. Just stick it up there there and then they forget about it. And then it starts, it grow. You don't want to just leave it on. I'm just gonna die and get gross and smell. I have a very forgetful friend who left a tampon in there for about three weeks. That's not so tough.

How is that real? She found out. She only found, she's extremely forgetful. She's like one of those really smart people who's kind of dumb Yeah, and she one day realized like what's that smell? And it's not just smells so bad that you can smell it on the outside through panties through jeans I don't know. Maybe she was in the shower and she was like have you ever had a smelly pussy? No, I've been told mine is like fantastic. It's pretty good. Me too

Would never happen? You'd never see with Mark. Never. Come on out. I have to hear that voice. It's really good. Oh, it smells good. Take one of her massive pussy tampons

and stick it in his fucking pie hole. So absolutely, it's worse when you go to pee and it just falls out and you're like, oh wow, you are white. Yeah. That's great. I tell you, I'll tell you what happened. I don't know if I can tell you this.

Can I? Come on, I think we're fine. Come on. Oh, this is a good one. No, it's not a good one. It's not good. I have to decide. Because one of the grossest things, look, you know, my wife is a very woman, you know what I mean?

She doesn't go to the bathroom in front of her, she doesn't do anything in front of me, really. She's a lady. She tutes every once in a while and she'll giggle, and I'll be like, what? She'll be like, won't you run? I just tuted, whatever. But with a period for some reason,

she's like, it's like living with a fucking a merchant marine. It's like, she'll just, I'm like, you can't leave that non-flut, whatever that is. That's right. And she'll be like, I'm sorry. And she's like, deal with it, but it's like, I know, I'm your husband, I know I'm supposed to deal with it.

It's like every time, but, she'll, it's like, you need to be fucking on point with that one time. I'd rather you leave a log because then I can be like, is that me? Maybe I did that, maybe that's mine. I can fly to myself, I can't lie to myself about your fucking blood puddle.

That's pretty bad. Yeah, that's. My mother used to really get on me about cleaning up afterwards. When you clean up, and I do actually wear tampons, I was just fucking with you guys. But, were you really just lying clean up, and I do actually wear tampons, I was fucking with you guys. But, um, where are you really just lying?

When I do sports, I wear tampons, but when I do wear the pet. But anyway, what do you do with volleyball team? I don't know about. Fuck you, talk about it. I wear balls when I'm riding. That's weird.

That's not sports, that's working out. I box, yes. That's not sports. That's working out. Sports is a whole different thing. Stop acting like you have a heart monitor and a Jersey She's acting like the girl in the tampon commercial Running and kayaking and when I do support

But my mother used to always say, you know what? No one should ever know you're even on it like she would rap it whatever it is I would wrap it in the toilet paper and then a towel and then you would never even see it You know you'd be like oh, I didn't know when I was a late teen I fucked the stranger and I woke up and there was just blood everywhere Was his throat sliced Nobody still took me to brunch which I thought was fun because I did bleed everywhere That would be really funny if you got one of those V8s that would have been even fun here

What do you want to drink? Bloody Mary. I mean, mojito. They just nudged you on the shoulder. Yeah. You had to feel about period sex. You against it? I am against it. What?

No. What about one of the last days? Listen to me. I know the last day, two days before, two days after. I don't want to be fuck you and then smell pennies. That's sad. I agree. If you're in the past, it is. You got all for the guy too. A two days after I don't want to be fuck you and then smell the best I agree What if she if you're in the boss it is you got out for the guy too

Yeah I know it Women are their vaginas are more like this during their tighter It's it's it's pulsating You lying I'm not lying Mark Yeah I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you

I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you And it's very lubricated. Yeah, we are hoarding it's more And stop you're lying now You're lying great You know the vagina I'm the guy You're the thing too When Marrita was on a period it was great

If a guy fucks you on your period That means he's dirty and it's hot Oh really? Yeah, he's just a dirty man I think the gena does things during the cycle that is very exciting No, I'm telling you it's more stimulated for the guy Yeah, are you ready? I'm not the first few days, but towards the end Mike. Did you bleed like a stick wild hog? Gross and like crap like I don't want to be I love it. He is all he's like blue He has a blue blood on his dick

He has all he's like blue he has like blue blood on his dick Just came out of his her body This is the shower I guess oh that fucked that out looked down to my feet. Yeah, I don't like that looks like some harm movie Yeah, put it all down blood clots who's gonna fucking clean that up? I don't like listen the last few days. It's fine I don't want to fuck and I don't because this one you fucking And I did that one night with this girl and I thought I heard her and I was fucking her and then I was actually I lived I lived with this lesbian woman She a comedian and this gay guy

And he had a TV in his room. I didn't have a TV and I had a futon that was it But I got a lot of tail at that time. I was just getting a lot of girls. And I got this girl over, and she wanted to watch TV, so I took her in his room. He was out, and I started fucking the shenanot. And then all of a sudden, I felt that dryness, you know, that blood when you're fucked. It's wet, wet, wet, and then all of a sudden,

it's just dry, and you're like, I know that, and I looked down, it looked like a murder scene. And it was on his bed, I had to do laundry, I had to fucking, I had to, oh, it was, you know, it was just, would she rather someone peer bed or period blood it? I'd rather, I'd rather not answer this question. I'd rather neither.

Wait, what about a jelly donut? What's that? When you eat a girl out on your period? I've done that as well. You eat a girl out over there. Yeah, you just throw her top. They're on the top floor. They're getting here red wings. Mark knows what he's doing. Yeah, talk to me. Can I get on the V8 here? Mark, look at me. Mark, what won't you do?

I'm up for anything. We're all gonna die one day. I bet girls who you do that, too love it. They go wild. Yeah. I want to ask you a question. When you eat a girl's, when you eat a girl's jelly a jelly When you go out on the period so did you know she's on a period and she's like I'm on my period and then you go I don't give a shit. Yeah, you go back and go down. So you're licking the clip. That's yes So you're not going in the bad. No, that was my tongue. Where you drunk though? I'm always drunk When you when you wake up do you look like Deadpool?

I mean, what's your face? Is it red? No, I mean, you're acting like blood is shooting out into my face. That's not happening. It's just, it's there. And those are getting fucked. It'll chill out. And also, are you just doing this to the girls you really like or any girl? You do just, I really like, yeah, I'm not doing this to you. Did you just call your pussy in it? Use it, it knows when it's getting fucked. It's chill. Look at you, you've salons of the lambs. It knows when it's getting fucked. It

will chill out. Well, if there's a tampon in, the nothing's coming out. Right. Or on the diva cup, you can fuck. The who? What is that? That's right. It's like learning so many people. Come on, man. With a cup, and it's a reusable thing, and it comes with a cleaner, but you dump it out,

and you put it in a container. Wait a minute, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You dump it, you dump the blood out. So there's a cup of blood that you put in. That's sacking. Yeah, I'm so, oh. There's nothing diva about put. That's sacking. That's so, oh. There's nothing diva about that. That is not.

That's not. It's just. It's a bad name. The dumpster cup. That's not. It's like a bucket. What do you did a vampire? No, I got it as a gift. I haven't used it yet,

but like it's, you know, it's supposed to be fun. I think it's the hippie way to recycle. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like that. Would you use it? What is it called? And it's a save money. And how do you know what your cup is called? It's a diva cup. Would you use it? Is this a new thing? I don't hear it. Maybe the last few years. I don't know. Is there a man here? Can you Google it? A man. That's deep blue. That's deep blue, by the way. No, what's going on here? Diva cup. It's probably the grossest thing. That's the cup.

It's like a band and then it's like a little sack. Being a woman just got easier. It looks like actually being a man just got worse. The wearer that you can like, yeah, it's a new. I heard it feels like a diaper. This is the worst thing I've ever There's different cup sizes for different holes? Ooh! Yeah, there's one for if you've had a baby. I would just forget about it. Oh, that's what I wanted. Oh, that's not what I have.

That's not what I have. That's not what I have. These are nipple clips. Oh, yeah. I love the handwriting. It's so nice. So, it's elegant. It's pink.

It looks like they're talking about crates. The pink ones are prettier. Yeah. It's supposed to be 12 hours. I'm not saying it. I'm not going to wait when I close and stain that. So let me ask you a question. You put this in your vagina and you fill it with how do you know it's full? Does it have a timer like a Purdue chicken? How do you know when it's full? I think it's up to 12 hours. So so so you have to you have to time it yourself Yeah, so you say around nine hours you're gonna go ahead with empty my cup of blood Yeah, or take a nap at but with the tamps. It's usually go. It's leaking everywhere I'll go so your tampon gets so full it starts to leak in your underwear

It's just always a problem. I've never had a stress free period I've never just been like wow. I killed it. There's always something But you can usually tell when it's like happening. You feel it, you can feel it. So wait a minute, you feel your tampon. I really need to know the step-by-step. I'm sorry for stopping everybody. Sometimes you're at a carnival or something. So you're at it. So you're out with a date. You're on your period and you feel it getting full. Yes. What do you do? You have to go take it out. You should change it. You go change. You have to find a bathroom. Go in.

Plop it out. Do you flush it? Yes. Yeah. That's flushable. Okay. So you flush it and then you put a new one in. Yes. Now you don't have a new one. What do you do? You don't have a new one. You forgot.

I don't have a paper. Now you ask people around. Do you ask the women? I don't. I just use the same. Always carry one. Wait a minute. Stop. I ask ask you don't hang on if you don't have one You roll up you make your own Yeah, you make a pad you use a lot of toilet paper make your own pad and you find something Okay, I just want to ask this last question. So you make your own pad and then you put it you put it up there Or just put it on your underwear do you put it on your underwear or do you put it up there or just put it on your underwear.

Do you put it on your underwear or do you put it up in there? And your underwear. So then now like a cut, like you get a bandaid and you put a bandaid on it and then you go home and later and you peel the, it's the blood stuck, is it ever stuck to your vagina or is it just still moist? She's gonna go buy some of those. It usually like kind of like, it for sure to like hang on what? Like yeah, like it forms.

It makes it makes your so it makes your vagina lip. So it stays moist. The blood is always dripping and it stays. Are you all right, dude? You're gonna throw off. So, so you record this. And usually you don't you shouldn't have it like that for too long.

So you you're gonna run and go get a tampon. Yes. It's like a spare tire. You use it until you find the good one. It's the worst case scenario. So then you go, you're gonna go home. So you're on a date, I'm bleeding. I made my own tampon.

Are you asking for a loan? I need to go home, like I'm going to fuck home, date over, or. Do I need a scooter, ask a girl, ask the waitress, the partner. So on a date, you're gonna go get tampons. You have to. But what if it's a date you're gonna go get tampons you have to but

but what if it's a date and you just met the guy you want to just end the day just end the day right depends I don't know I think it's that one question any girl you can ask a stranger and they get it you know what I mean I've never asked is so really if I was on a date with a girl Mark and she was like hey can we just there's great movie dinner was awesome be can we just, there's a great movie, then it was awesome. Can we just run, I gotta get some tampons. Because right now I have a homemade tampon on the mic right now, and I think it's filling up. Right, I would've...

You should've married that girl, that's the great for you. I was fucking... One out of five have a homemade tampon. That's that's for me, it's a nice little. That's fucking, you made that stat up, Donald Trump. The worst is when you see that homemade rolled up thing, like it's fallen out on the street or something. Oh, I see it.

Can I say something? This is the thing, you know when you, you have to get a car and you never see it, but then you're like, I'm gonna new Toyota Corolla, that's all you see is Corolla's. I'm gonna see these fucking things on the street now all the time. Like what's that? Oh, that's what I do. That's what I do. I do gonna see these fucking things on the street now all the time. What's that? Oh, that's what I'm gonna do.

I do have a fun perk to share. My friends, she has test tubes with tampon wrappers and you fill them with vodka and then you can go to a sporting event. That's too bad. So because then the security will check but they're not gonna touch a bunch of tampons but they're just tampon wrappers with test tubes of vodka. The problem is when she actually puts that in. She forgets. So, okay, so you could, you're just saying,

that's not real though, I thought you put the vodka in a vagina. No, we just put it in our mouth. That's really smart. You put in your box. In our mouth. Oh, this is fascinating. It is fascinating, dude. I've never, ever had this conversation with my wife. I wish I did

Yeah, but I I didn't I know there's tampons that go inside I always took the pads were better because they were winged and they went on your panties I like the pads normally. I mean I I like things to come out. I don't like sticking stuff I think the older you get you get there's always stuff up there. Is your vagina gold? I'm not. Let me have up there. I'm old. I'm older. Do you have a metro cut? What's up there?

I just think over time, it's just, I don't have as heavy a flow as I used to have. So it's not even that serious. I'll be 50. I'm rocking chair. In there. Really? Somewhere.

So it doesn't, I do believe that it's natural for it to come out. I think it needs to flow out of you. So you don't want to put it up stop it up like a cork You don't like doing that. No, you don't want to make yourself a wine bottle when I go out when I come to the clubs And when I'm sports and you know so that there's no smell and stuff Is the aggravation in the cutting is come from just the pain in the ass of it all or is it? It's normal So it's actually, uh, amabes. Not everyone has that. I've alluded to it before it happens.

Once on my period, I'm like, chill, and I'm not hungry, but the few days before, I'm just like crying, upset, and like, really would like to snack. But it's different for everyone. I don't know. That sounds like meat every day. That's it. I think I'm on my period for the last five years.

Or I like to be so angry at someone and yell at them and be so upset. And then when I get my period, I'm like, oh, I don't care at all. And then I'll be like, my dad. I don't go on stage usually. I try to mark it off my calendar. Oh, no. Because I end up attacking people in the audience. Oh, wow.

So while you're on your period, just snap. Yeah. Well, no, if he mess is before. So during that time before, I have to mark it on my calendar to know because I get very sensitive. I'll read into the audience something someone said. And so I don't do any crowd work during that time. Because I know how I get.

I'm, I know. What about you? I don't monitor mine that much. I just, I don't monitor. I'll go on stage any time, but I'll notice like when I'm upset. I usually am one of those people who's, if I'm upset, I'll go and hang out alone, because I don't want to yell at people. So, what about you, Lauren?

I am an animal for a week and a half before I get my period. That's a long time. Like a complete animal. Like all jr. Like I don't remember anything. I eat like a fucking truck driver. How big is your vagina? I'm gonna go fuck it. I'm gonna't remember anything. I eat like a fucking truck driver. How big is your vagina? I'm gonna go on.

I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on.

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I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. I was on birth control once without the period where you just don't have one and I was a bitch all the time You need that blood to release your mood. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, so you guys think it's when you're on your period But it's not it's like the bloody I never put pre I never you know what I mean the pre and pre-menstrual I never put that together until right now. Yeah, that's fun I gotta be aware you gotta have awareness because if you don't have that awareness, you won't know why you're going off

on people. It's really good to know. So once a month, you gotta go through this fucking nightmare. To a sweat all night long, like an animal I wake up, a pea, like a pregnant woman. It's just, it's just, and the older you get, the sooner, now my mind comes sooner.

So I get it, like, seems like every two to two weeks You have a period every couple weeks. It's like crazy. Yeah, I read stain right there It's like it's like every what's every 21 28 days minds like like about 17 Do you resent do you resent guys for that for not having? Yeah, do you guys do you have it like be like, the fucking cock suckers? That's the best thing. Okay, I resent people now who don't have kids. Yeah. I resent you because you don't even understand

that you cannot not wake up anymore. I cannot not get up in the morning anymore. I cannot just stay in bed. I can't, I can't just, if I'm with the kid, I can't nap. You have, because he'll die. He'll probably die. So I see people, I'll call this fuck at 11.30, and he'll be like, well, I don't like you sleeping?

Yeah, I'm like fucking die. You know what I mean? I just, I just, yeah, I don't resent them for not having periods. I resent them for other stuff. Like girl stuff, like yeast infections or like UT. Like we have to pee after sex. They're asleep. It's like, fuck you. We got to go take some cranberry.

No, it's having the baby. That's the worst. That's what Ruiz, all of our lives. No, having the baby, that's not true. That's absolutely not true. Having the baby is the best thing that happens. If you decide to have a baby with somebody, it's the absolute, absolute wrong thing to say. Having a baby change my life for the better and my wife's life. I mean, it's the greatest thing that's ever happened to her and me. It really is. We've talked about it.

With your relationship? Well, with the relationship, but also personally, because you don't understand how fucking selfish you are. How? Oh, I think I know. Okay. You understand? And then when you have, when you actually, you, you make a life

with your body and then it comes out and you carried it and then it's there and then you're, it's slowly becoming something that you're teaching it to become and the responsibility of that is so overwhelmingly amazing. And then for that, human being to love you and actually express it, it's fucking crazy. It's the best thing ever. Yeah, but I never see a happy mom. I'm sure they're happy. That's cute. You're out of your mind. A lot of my mom friends are like, drinking all the time. My friends' daughter was colloquy,

so she does not have that experience. I think she won't talk that way about it. People who have a baby who wanna have a baby, especially women, my friend Kathy just had a baby. This is a fucking girl, you know, selfish, all about her, and to see her transform over to, when you finally have a kid, your whole thing changes over.

My fear has pointed to her. My fear of pregnancy. You're never gonna have to. I have a kid, tell. Is the same fear I have for like snakes and alligators. Like I'm so scared. How old are you? 28.

You're 28, but you're also a comedian. And in comics, we're married to our careers, man. We love comedy so much It's it's a relationship that's hard to break out of and someday you'll meet a guy or a woman and You know I have no idea but you know for us as female You your vagina is almost dead I was very much alive, Robert. But no. Would you like to see?

You're a new, creepy schoolteacher tone, or Robert, it's very much alive. But it's different. We have to really make a decision as female comics if we have children. It's really fun. If you have a child, and you're going to take care of it, you're going to carry it, you're going to have to be there,

you're going to have to take care of it. Unless you get a full-time nanny, I mean, it's way harder for her. You see Bonnie, Rhana comes around all the time, Rhana's at the show. She did a nice time. They both did a fucking great job. I can't believe Bonnie didn't,

she didn't lose a beat. I don't know how she did it. She really fucking didn't. She didn't have power three weeks after having a good one. Really? She did a half hour road fucking didn't. She didn't have power three weeks after having a baby. Did a half hour road fucking how many scripts. I mean she really didn't miss a beat. I really do give it up for her.

I couldn't imagine being a woman comic and having a baby. I quit. I just stopped. Lori Kilmartin had a, I mean, I think there was, she passed out at Gotham trying to balance the whole thing. On stage, yeah, it's not easy. No, no. It's because as the mother, it's not easy. No, no. It's because as the mother, it's different.

You want to be with that child. It's a different connection for the mother. So going out and leaving and getting it. That's what I meant about the worst thing. Not like so much as like the kids loving all that is not great. But like if you have other things that you're passionate about or you want to do, that's not really an option. Yeah, no, you know you're done. Yeah. Yeah, if you have a kid, you done. I mean, in your do, that's not really an option. Yeah, no, you're done.

Yeah, if you have a kid you done. In your brains, friendly but with that stuff. In your brain though, I don't think, I think logistically you can pull it off, but he did it, a lot of girls do. A lot of really talented comedian women have had kids and went on with it, but it's up here, but I think up here

would fucking make me snap. I wouldn't want to. And then there's the breastfeeding thing. What are you gonna do? You don't have to fucking breastfeed. But there are women who feel like you talk about up here, they breastfeed until they're like five. No one does that.

It's no. I just thought this was so beautiful. Yeah, but Luna, that's a lunatic. They feel like they need that to be a hospital person. That's a codependent person. It's actually happening. I mean, I like when it happens. I love those videos on Facebook.

I get to see three on Bushy titties. I have a cover of what time magazine, I just, I just, I do talk about that need for a woman to be that close to her child forever with the breastfeed. That's crazy. Well, I want to say, friend, Leibou, it says like, you know, that's the, that's the problem with being a woman. Like, if you get a lawyer and that lawyer's a man, that's a lawyer in there.

But like with a woman, it's like she's a mom. Like she wants to think about the baby. It's like a problem. Yeah. Well I'm petrified because I was 10 pounds four ounces and I had an uncle Vita that was 15 pounds. Yeah. Yeah, but you have a giant is huge.

Why are you petrified? You're a fallout, you're a fucking moody tampons. You don't need a bowling bag. But breastfeeding, that whole thing, my wife, my wife for the week, she was panicking. Breastfeeding for the week, it takes a while for the boobs to start working. You have to milk, feed, clean, milk, feed. It's a fucking nightmare. Just go get formula.

You can, for the week or two weeks, get the col the colostrum which is very very healthy for the baby. What is that? It's it's it's breast milk but it's the first couple weeks of breast milk which has like literally it's fucking super food. It's it's it's it's it's so good for you. But it's ridiculously delicious. Yeah delicious. I mean, the placenta. Mother's milk, I mean, breast milk is really tasty too. I mean, we had, what's his name? We had a taste test in here. Oh, Louis cat.

Louis cat. We had Louis, his wife when she had the baby, let us have some breast milk. So we did a taste test between half and half milk and breast milk. Oh, wow. Did you guess it right? Breast milk was like cereal milk. Wow. It's so good. A milk. It's so good.

A sweet. It's so good. Wow. Yeah, I mean, the little jalapeno chips and that, I didn't know if that was, no. It was unbelievable. It was really good. But I switched, my wife was flipping out, she was crying.

I was like, fuck it. I called three people. Did you do formula? Yeah, did you do formula? Yeah, all of them were like, yeah. We just went and got formula. The baby is fine. Just fuck them up. You don't have to do you don't have to do breastfeeding at all. Oh, well, yeah, next time on lifetime.

But they're probably still leak for a little bit, right? Yeah, they still leaked. Yeah, yeah, for a little bit. Yeah, I think it decreases the cash. When you do that, right? My wife's gonna fake it. Like I have such huge if I was to do that. Oh, your tits would be ruined. I wouldn't even be able to leave the house my wife didn't even get stretch marks not one fucking stretch mark not listen to me not what she's cocoa butter she she used a lot of cream and stuff like that but that's hereditary I mean it's it's some girls get them and some girls know I remember this girl I dated you fucking so hot

And she had a kid in her stomach It turned into like a plus outside placenta. It was just mushy and scarred and I was like it was that wasn't that sad I didn't freak me out that I didn't give you work. I got over it in a fucking second I don't care about it, but she was fucked up about it. Yeah, I don't give a fuck I got stretch marks to fucking Give you say your nose changes like the bridge feet get bigger Oh really and your hair changes my sisters had curly hair and then it became straight No, she's an Asian Oh my god, this is like a fucking create. I mean, I'm learning

Well, I'm not doing it so it's the act of being pregnant sounds fun But actually doing the after the baby comes out doesn't sound fun. Yeah, like just being pregnant I'm throwing and buying cool clothes and being on stage That doesn't sound fun. I think it sounds fun. See section I don't know. Do you want to know? That's out you that sounds like a good option though because I don't want to change it down there We're having a kid force it on you to You like hey carman's magnet and growing in behind cool clothes and you would mind that and having the kid And then dealing with the kid. I don't know if I could do that. You would you wouldn't want a kid at all

Fuck that no, I always 28 yeah, I have an IUD until I'm 36 whoa You have a 10-year-old like an iPhone yeah to D until I'm 36. Whoa. You have a 10-year one. Like an iPhone? Yeah. Look at AT&T plan.

What the fuck is this? It's like a copper thing that's in there for 10 years. Does it smell? No, no, no, no. It's non-horomones, and it's like the best birth control. And you can get a five-year 10-year, and I got a 10-year. But can you pull it out early if you want to be a baby? Not casually.

You have to go get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Look at you. It really hurt. It definitely hurt getting it. Like in between set to the cell, you Not casually, you have to go get it. Yeah, you go. Yeah, you go. Look at that. It really hurt. It definitely hurt getting it really. Like in between sets of the cellar, you can whip it out, like it should.

We'll do a joke, I gotta be right back. So yeah. So how is it, can I ask you a question? It's copper, what shape is it? It's like, it's like that, it's plastic, and then it goes down, and then there's little strings. It's like a jellyfish maybe. Yeah.

Inside your vagina. Yeah. A high up there in the survey. Did you put it in or did they put it in? No. Um, like a hippie doctor woman put it in. Okay. And um, it hurt for, and then I had cramps for like two, three days.

And it'll never fall out. No, it's in there. So now you can just bang and guys can jizz in you. Yeah. If I want, I really want to. If you wanted that, yeah. Right. So and you don't have and guys can gizzin you. Yeah, if I want, I really want to do that. If you wanted that. Yeah. Right, so and you don't have to worry about having a baby.

It's 100%, 99.99. 99.99. Wow, that's fucking great. And it doesn't affect your period. Right, you can't like be a super horror because if you do get an STD, it's a regular horror. If you do. That's a great comic book.

If you do get an STD, it's really regular whore. If you do. That's a great comic book. If you do get an STD, it's really bad. Like it, something with the chemicals in the copper, like you'll have, it will, you have to get shit removed. It's like very bad. You have to make sure you're being safe because if you do get an STD, it's a lot worse with IUD.

Wow, really. Yeah. The girl I'm banged currently has one of those IUDs and it's a great time. What can you feel it? You can feel it. On your packer. I'm going to be right on the tip. The jellyfish part, the girl I'm bang currently has one of those ID's and it's it's a great time What can you feel it you can feel it on your packer? I feel right on the tip the jellyfish part a little thingy. Yeah, they tickle your dick. Sorry. It's all right It's a little pointy. So you're just coming on those. Yeah, I'm just shooting. I'm like just testing them every time

Yeah, it's like a war in there like How often do you wear condoms mark More than you think, but with a scale, not really. I've never taken birth control ever in my life. And you have sex, unprotected sex? No, no, no, I always use condoms. What about you, you always use condoms? What are you, Keith?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just, you know, I was like asking Norton. I just haven't had sex in such a long time. I had sex that I really think about. What was that? I mean, it's sex. What was that? I guess it was. You haven't had sex since this. I'm like that.

It's bad. 19. No. I've been a fucking long time. You had sex in this summer? I'm so frustrated. Really? It's been a long time.

Is that why you come on to me all the time? All the time, yes. Yes. All right. Anybody. That's fucking weird. Why don't you have sex? You just haven't met anybody?

I haven't met anyone. You know, you only had sex twice this year. I did have a boyfriend. Like this year? That's twice? Oh, man. Yeah, you're fucking stupid. Yeah, you're fucking stupid.

Super-holy. Oh, dear, you raise a second? No. I am. I just, I don't know, I can't find someone to fuck me. It's crazy. Oh, come on. But you want to like the person too.

Like that's very after a while. You fuck so many dumb bitches. You know what I mean? And the disease is I am actually very nervous about this. Sure, sure. I get tested. Yeah, we care more about the caring than guys, I think. I nervous about. Sure, sure. I get tested. Yeah, we care more about the caring than guys, I think.

I don't care about the caring. I think. Actually, I do know. Oh, you do. I just want a guy that I can fuck and then he'll go. No, because then you could just go to the bar and be like, hey, you know, but I still want a guy that I still want. Yeah, exactly.

Good sex. But I don't want him around. Yeah, setting yourself up, where you know it's going to be bad sex, but you're like, all right, and then it's bad here. How do you know? I'm out of here. When they're just doing everything wrong and you're like, you're like not attracted to the person, not into it, but you're like, all right, we'll go out of sex and it's always

just like a disaster. So when you fucking guy, you want him to go on after? I mean, it depends. I really like fucking in the morning. You like, I hate fucking in the morning. Really? I like gone after. I mean, it depends. I really like fucking in the morning. You like fucking in the morning. Really? I like it too. I fucking hate.

There's nothing, nothing makes me feel better. Sexually, when I wake up and they have to go. It was my favorite thing in the world. Just be like, look, I'm gonna take off. Oh, really? Yeah, I gotta go. And I was like, thank God, I do not want to thing in the world. Just be like, look, I'm gonna take off. Oh, really? Yeah, I got it. And I was like, thank God, I do not want to fuck in the morning. In the morning, I'm like, different.

No, I don't care. I don't want to have sex in the morning. I want to fucking eat pancakes. It's a great way to think about that. Is that in the morning? I can't hear any fucking words. We're all against here. Fucking mule and quim's relax.

Is that a new thing? Did you use to like fucking in the morning? Or is it? I never liked it. I like fucking in the night. Well, because you guys fall asleep so you can go right to bed, but we like don't do that. So it's a great way to start the day. No. Fuckin' have some coffee.

No, I don't want. You don't like waking up with someone touching your dick? Nope. They say that three o'clock is the best time in the morning No, I would fuck I would like I'll fucking the afternoon. It's just the morning. It's like just chill Well, I usually it's been all fucking night trying to get it You know what I mean? And then now we did all this crazy shit to get here and I'm exhausted I had to listen to your fucking hopes and dreams

and real estate class and whatever the flu. I think they're so young. Right, and then fucking now. I'm not eating pussy and right, I'm in the fucking. And then we finally went to bed. And it's like, fuck, thank God. And now you wanna wake up and do all that over again?

No, no, no, no, no, I need to go take a shower. I need to eat some food. You need to go do your thing. And then let's meet in the afternoon. I'll eat you, but you know what I mean? I was like, yeah, I'm fucking around. I like the, I love afternoon sex, was great. I love blow jobs.

I love random blow jobs was the best. That is a good one. It's the best. What if you woke up to one, though? I don't like it. I don't like being a woke up one. I like to wake up in my own. And have pancakes.

Yeah, I like breakfast. I don't like, don't wake me up with my dick in your mouth because then I'll tell you why. Because I feel guilty if it's not working. And it's not you, it's not me, it's not us. It's just, now I get in my head and I'm like, fuck, and I start thinking about my day and I get in my head and I'm like, fuck, and I start thinking about my day

and I got shit to do and blah, blah, blah, and do I have shows that night and, huh, well, it's like, I'm, now I'm not getting hard and you're still sucking. You're trying to be a sexier as you were last night but you fucking make-ups off and fucking one eye has a tear on it and fucking your hair's all frizzy. No, these are the last moments.

Breath smells like gizz. That's true, the morning breath is rough. Yeah, I mean, it's just like let's just fucking start over Uh-huh. Let's just start over. Let's let's hit reset go do you think see you at three see you at three And we can start all over Yeah, I mean even with my wife. I mean, you know We fooled around in the morning a couple times. It was just like fucking yeah, I'm thinking of other shit Wow, I think we're always supposed to go to the storage unit today and Pick up the Christmas stuff great name for every join Why you like morning sex you love it. Yeah, I like it. You like it. I like it in the morning too

You love it or you like it. You like it? I like it in the morning too. You love it or you like it? It depends, but I closer to love. Yeah, I'm very. It breaks me up and I'm ready to go. Really? Now, what is morning sex here? And if I drunk at night when I'm fucking, I probably didn't come, but I'll come in the morning.

Really? Yeah. So if you wake up and I'm just eating your pussy, you're excited. Um, yeah, but I'd rather just be getting fucks it. Yeah. So if you wake up and I'm just fucking you. No, yeah, but I'd rather just be getting f**ked. Yeah. So if you wake up and I'm just f**king you, no, maybe a fingernail first and then I'm gonna get you juiced up.

I'm gonna get you in a rippity of edge. Okay, because I imagine just waking up with like getting f**ked up. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. Yeah. So you like getting f**ked or eating out? Eating out at night, but I like waking up I like waking up at night time activity after a good night sleep waking up and having sex. It's great

So wake up. I'm here's a scenario coming me. We fucked around the night before We fucked around the night before and now you're sleeping on your side. I'm on my side, right? Okay, and then you wake up and I'm reaching around and I'm playing a little with the glotorous Yeah, a little fucking little fucking a little you know a Vant Halen fun Yeah Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal No, no, no, that's the sound that you're hearing in your head. I'm doing it right. I get you nice and wet and then when I get you nice and wet, I put it in and it start fucking. It's beautiful. And then we get breakfast.

Yeah, but do I have to gizz? Do you have to gizz? Can we just fuck for like 10 minutes and then stop? Or do we have to climax? You don't have to climax. I don't, but you do. Yeah. But how hard is it to make you come?

In the morning, it's a lot easier. A lot easier. I don't, but you do. Yeah. But how hard is it to make you come? In the morning, it's a lot easier. A lot easier. That doesn't sound easy at all. Yeah, why is it easier in the morning? The sun's out? I don't know. It depends on the rest of the gin as a good vagina.

If I have a lot to do that day, it might be harder. But do I have to make you come? When do I stop fucking you in the morning? I guess when someone needs to go pee, I don't know. I never thought of the pee first. So I'm begging you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you, you're not coming in. You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then all of a sudden it's like, I gotta go pee. If I say that, you're gonna be like, what? No, I guess, I mean, I guess you could be like, all right, it's not working.

But that's the part I hate. I still feel good if we don't come. Really? Oh yeah. But how do you get out of that? How would a guy get out of that with you? How can I get out of that gracefully? We just fake it.

Sometimes we fake it or we just say, just do it, just farm, I want to go. I mean, this has never been an issue. I mean, it's very organic. Yeah, this is an issue for me. It's not like a, what's that? It's an issue for me. It is, organic. Yeah, this is an issue for me. It's not like a... What's that?

It is, okay. I've never had a sexual orgasm. Me either. What? What? What do you say? All right, sexual orgasm and then what's the other one? I have to have a vibrator there.

What about... What about your thing now? I've only had an orgasm. We're very connected. I've only had an orgasm being eaten out. Or a vibrator. I've been eating out. What was eating you out of fucking cow tongue?

Or both. Vibrator. You have to put salt in whatever. Or fingers. Hello. Did your fingers or the guy's fingers? Doesn't really. Do we have a hang on?

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That's a fucking douve, which I learned over Christmas. Go ahead, what else you got with this fucking awful chat? Yeah, I know bombing today Andrew Hankinson says would love to see a transcript of Mark Norman's thoughts during this whole conversation Yeah, I'm just learning I've never These aren't my fans. These have to be somebody else's fans that are just here because they have nothing to do. This is GoPro's family Right, so a bunch of fucking knuckleheads What a bunch of what a bunch of notches

Right, we're a bunch of fucking knuckleheads. What a bunch of women, what a bunch of notches. We got a bunch of women in here, fucking teaching us a few things. I like fucking in public. Alright, get on the table. Like I like like bar bathrooms, like park and garage. Oh no, she's like, what about a park? Yeah, I fucked in a park before I like parks

like golf course one oh golf courses but that's like fucking in the woods the guys better off fucking the whole you're so quick my vagina can't keep up I fucked on the train before that's my train because I had to get to Chicago from Syracuse. Oh, I forgot about that. Yes. I've told you this No, it's like you know sleeping cart. I never been in the sleeping cart and the guy was like Wow, so you didn't know the guy. You met the guy on the train. No, I've been around a long time. Hang on a second, we're in a minute stop. Look at me, take it to the out.

But you met a guy on a sleeping cart on a train. And he said, hey, and you and hey, and you took him in. He said, have you ever been in a sleeping cart before? And I said, I have it. And he was cute. And I said, he said, you want to come back with me?? He said, have you ever been in a sleeping cart before and I said, I have it. And he was cute. And I said, he said, you want to come back with me? And I said, yeah. White guy or black guy?

Black guy. That was a long time ago. And that's some why? How raised him by, I'm like, that's more dangerous. Yeah, that's that. Well, you know, we went back there and smoked some pot. I played cards. We had sex.

It was awesome. That sounds right. That sounds really great. Did he let you sleep in the sleeping? I tell you to beat it. I thought no I slept in the sleep card. Go back to coach dummy It was sleep sitting up best was it awkward tanga bye not at all. I'd never have was your stop first like that is I don't get feel I don't catch feeling was your stuff All right fucking I don't get feel I don't catch feeling was your stop Alright fucking Feelings yo hey we we was your stop first. There's was his stop first. Oh, you get on the train

He's working Well, that's risky for him. He could lose his job. No, the other guys were walking by and they'd go, hey. Wait, did he have his uniform on while he was doing it? You know what, I can't remember that. Did you wear his hat at all, ever? No, I didn't wear the hat.

I met someone on a flight, but then I had sex with them later that night. So you didn't fuck him a flight? I got head on an Amtrak. Coming back from Boston, I met this beautiful girl, and I don't want you to hit it off, and then she blew me under my coat. Oh my God, so hot. I just can't imagine giving just like a strange blowjob.

I think that's college. It's the best. Yeah, I can't see a random box. Yeah. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. Suck in just a random cock.

No, that's specific. That's for a maybe not a 19. There's nothing, can I just explain something to you? As women, I'm gonna just tell you this. This is a fact. There's nothing better than fucking random. Random blowjob. There's nothing better than Kiss and a Girl

and her being confident enough in her abilities in what she wants and what knowing she knows what she's doing to take your cock and suck it until it's fucking jizzes. And that was enough to swallow it. I would care if you throw it on the ground and then fucking just saying, fuck you

and get nothing, I'll talk to you later. There's nothing sexier on earth to a guy. Sounds so empty. Then random. It sounds actually, to me, stronger. What about roadhead? Like getting, manipulating a girl to do it to me is weaker. The girl's weaker.

To have a girl go. This hottest thing a chick ever did to me, it was making out, making out, she goes, chill the fuck out, I'm sucking your dick. Yeah, but can that be a girl that's not a random girl? Can it be someone you're dating? That could be you. Oh, okay. I said, okay, wait, wait.

Now, how much do you care about swallowing? Is that a big deal? I love swall, whoa. I, yeah. How much does it mean to you? I don't like it. How long should she hold in her life? I don't like it. She's just she hold it? I don't like it

It's like this. No, I What like gum what was that? What is it? Blowing No, I've done that to a guy. I just held it. Let him look at I don't like swallowing. I'd rather you have it I'd rather you have it on I'd rather you have it on your knuckles and have it on your chest And then maybe lick it a little bit I'd rather you have it on your knuckles and have it on your chest, and then maybe lick it a little bit, but I had a girl who swall the one time, and then I thought she swalled it, she had it on her mouth,

but she spit it in my coffee. My coffee was hot, so it was some like, a weird reaction, it just turned, like it just fried the babies, the little eggs. It's got to go right down And if it doesn't go right down it's coming right back out Somewhere it's like medicine. Yeah, gotta go somewhere. Yeah, do not or pretend and spit it out and wipe it on his pants Or something I had a girl do that once. Yeah, I was about to go and she just pulled it out of her mouth and pointed towards me In the chin. I actually came in my own face once. Yeah, my wife was

pretty humiliating. My wife was giving me a fucking hand job and She forgot that I'm what she was just jerking me off and forgot that I was gonna bust a nut And I forgot that she was doing it like I usually do it I know what am I decked I just just just all around face I had my surgery, my leg surgery. So she jerked me off. If a girl swallows you and then comes up to you and wants to kiss you, or you grow sour.

I will fucking throw for that face. What if she's just sucking your dick, you'll never kiss her again? No, I'll kiss her if she sucks, but I'll suck it. If you suck, if you suck my dick, I'll kiss the, I'll fucking, I'll lick the back of your tonsils. But if you have a fucking multiple of jizz, like I will, and you think you,

can you try to trick me into fucking drinking jizz? I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind. Have you seen that sex in the city episode where she makes the guy taste, he had funky tasting spunk, as she said. Great band. Yeah. But it was Bobby Kennavali playing the part She made him drink his own jizz to prove that it didn't taste that bad. That's disgusting

Like she already drank it, but they're still probably tasted. I got no problem with that You drank my jizz and then they and then you wanted to make out Yeah, I got no fucking problem. I mean,'s not be so rude if not yeah, yeah, yeah She's in your mouth and you can't get a kiss I mean it really isn't that rude it's like look you just swallowed you swallow But it's your body so it's like yeah, but it's not mine anymore. Yeah. It was inside of me. It wasn't supposed to be on the outside. You're the fucking slut that brought it on the outside.

It was in me. It was supposed to make a life. Outside of your mouth. And you jerked it off into your mouth and put it in your- Yeah. Outside of your cock. Yeah. What is the most sensitive spot on your body?

Arena, great question. Yeah. I would say- Like nipple? No, my fucking. Nipples are out. Don't ever touch a fucking f-hole. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna lie. I had one guy with me. He's a decent son. Yeah. He's like last week of this show. We've talked about this. They might be gay.

We talked about it last week. Yeah. And a lot of brothers I know, like nipples. Really? It's almost like a black guy who liked nipples. I hate it. I fucking hate it. You get me, my nipples. I will fucking my- So what is it? No, if you're who liked the nipples. I hate it. I fucking hate it. You get my nipples I will fucking my what is it? No, if you're licking my nipples. I'm rolling my eyes

Outside of your my fucking ass hole my nuts like behind my nuts outside of any genitals or holes I got nothing. Isn't that the question like a nap? I got nothing. Oh I got nothing. Isn't that the question? Like how you guys feel about choking. Oh, good question. Yeah, now you got a good one. Chat room, I'm looking right at you. Good fucking question. Whoever that was, you're a thinker, and you're a fucking good person. Now, choking with the cock or choking with the hand. Green, a great question.

It is. It's a big specific. How do you like, I know, Carmen. Why do you always think that? Because I know that you like it. How can you tell? Because I'm an out-of-the-neck. Am I wearing this to cover up my choking marks? I know that you like it a little bit.

You like a little choke. You like a little around the neck while I'm fucking you, and I put it right when I put it in to put my hand around your neck, and as I push it in, I squeeze a little, and you go, oh. A little aggression, it's fun. Yeah, you like it. Yeah, but I'm surprised you picked that up. I can tell, I can tell, baby.

Did I just go, whoa, you said that? I'm fucking it up. Marina don't like it, Marina don't like to be touched like that. That's not true. You like a little choke? I do like a lot of choke dumb. Marina don't like it. Marina don't like to be touched like that. That's not true. You like a little choke? I do like a lot of choke. A lot of choke.

Chew, chew. You do. What do you want to be tapped out? You want it from behind? You have C-Fart. Like a full Nelson? I like it. Really?

All right. Now, do you like it while you get it? I've never had anyone do it. I had one guy do it. And it was nice And then I was like oh, I like this. You like a hard choke or so guys don't like to do that Usually most guys don't want to do that. What's the fine lines you get yelled at sometimes so you never know I had a I had a girl and I've always said this that the black white chick is the scariest chick in the world to me

Who's that get a white chick? No, that's a black chick whose white. Like, oh my god, how are you? Hi. Uh, that girl who's black chick, scariest chicken the world for me. I've dated a couple of them and- Are you gonna choke me? Are you gonna choke me now?

No, it's like, come on, choke me. Oh, please, please. And then I choke and she's like, oh my god, please stop. I just started crying and I was like, I'm sorry, I thought you- That's a song right now. And then I was like, oh, I just started crying and I was like I was trying to tell you say And then and then I was like no she like no she should be like no, it's okay And she start kissing me again and then she grabbed my hand and put it on her neck and I'd start doing it again She's got a crying again like she did this like three times to the point where I go. I'm done You're scaring the shit out of me. Please leave my fucking place like get the fuck out. Yeah, there's some

room with that girl. Yeah, that's crazy. You like you like being choked? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Sure. See? I like being choked. See? I like choked on a cigar and being choked. I like it a lot. Settle down. Fucking. How much did I want to die? How much do you like it? I don't want to die. When I'm coming, I'd like to be getting choked.

Like hard? Yeah. Almost like I can't breathe. Yeah, that's one of my biggest issues is when it's like a dude who's scared and you're just like, well, you just do something like aggressive issues is when it's like a dude who's like scared and you're just like well You just do something like aggressive really? I'm like so annoying. I can't wait to fuck both of you guys And I'm it just like takes out of it, you know when you have to like a reminder to be Pretty good

Yeah, I want to get choked. I want my hair Yeah, so I like it where it's like you like your hair pulled and then like you miss and make you like there's like Oh, you know what I like to do I like to wrap my hand Yeah, yeah hair into a handle. Yeah, and then fucking Like I'm riding a fuck like I'm Yeah, I almost like my face too much Smush the face you like a mush. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm filling up, Martin. You're just the best podcast ever.

I'm learning a lot today. I like a nice mush. A nice mush. I like the mush, my notchers. Nice mush please. Have you ever grabbed a pulled hair? No, I don't think I've ever done that. Have you ever choked a girl?

No, definitely not. Have you ever, is it all knows? Have you ever fucked a girl? Yes, I have. Oh yeah. No, you've made love, I have a... Like I want a beg for it, you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I like, I know what you mean.

Yeah. I do, I do like, I don't like to get hurt myself and I don't like to hurt somebody, but I do like role playing and I do like that begging thing. That's a fucking little bit bad. What'd you please? No, I would be like, I would, what? I don't know.

But she'd break characters. She'd have to re-phone in the middle of it. We're gonna be like, hang on one sec. I should get distracted. I'll be right, yeah, I'm coming down now. I totally do get distracted. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to fucking. Because I had to do that with my ex, so we were doing like, I'm coming down now. I totally do get this stuff. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to fuck it. Because I had to do that with my ex.

We were doing like, I was in the, he's done it on his YouTube sketches. He stole like our actual experience, but it was like. Oh, he stole stuff? Well, because I was supposed to be a librarian or something, and I didn't, I was like, what book did you check out? I got very specific and it just lost the whole. That's too silly for me. I was like, yeah, you didn't read the book all the way through my friend was hooking up with like a super BDSM guy

Just like a lot of paddles and stuff and crawling But she said when she would like you to want to hear like if she was joking or like giggling you get really upset Yeah, you wanted it Giggling's bad and fucking answering your phones bad falling out of its bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. Kiggling is bad. I don't know. I think fucking outside is underrated too. Oh fuck outside Fucking outside is fucking really fire escape fucking. That's a good. How about here's a good one fuck her out her window Over the window and let it fuck let her hang out the window and then fuck her You really gotta trust that person. Yeah, trustful. You gotta live in a good neighborhood We gotta trust that person. Trustful.

You gotta live in a good neighborhood, too, right? Yeah, it's even hotter when you don't. When you develop a crowd of thugs down the bottom. No, no, no, exciting. They're gonna make you way home. You're gonna wear a fucking disguise on the way out. Do you guys like choking? I like, I get a little scared.

I've had a couple situations that scared the fuck out of me like that, but I do. I like begging. I look making a couple situations this scared the fuck out of me like that But I do I like it. I like begging. I look making a girl beg No, but do you know what I used to like back in the day? I used to like making a girl tell me she loved me Oh, even though even known there's something that's the weirdest thing we've heard all night Okay Even though we didn't even you know we barely fucking like each other, right? I like the certain girls with the passion was We were made to fuck we weren't made to be boyfriend a girlfriend or husband and wife or raise a kid

We were we were made to fuck that's it those girls. I would like to be like say you love me Oh during sex and then goodbye. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's the weird stuff It's weird if you don't know they mean it out there sex, you know I'm like did you love me like next time you next time you fucking chick? You should say you fucking say You're fucking your Crying no, I had a girl like what if she says it to you like if I you're fucking a girl and she says I love you during sex

I leave I Yeah, yeah, yeah, hang on one sec hang on one sec. What's going on? Do we have a skyper? Hello Hey, man, we're doing the podcast live Are you back in town? It's Jim Serbico the famous producer writer director and fucking talent man. What's up, dude? Say hi to everybody. You're on the show. writer, director, and fucking talent man. What's up, dude? What's up, buddy? Say hi to everybody. You're on the show. Hi, Jim. Hello.

Hey, guys. Yeah. It's really killing my boner here. Yeah, we have a pretty much all female cast today, and we're talking about, we got begging during sex. Yeah, do you like choking girls during sex or hair pulling? No, that would not be that's not my thing. Do you like do you like hair pulling? Only when I pulled my hair your boy Jim's getting here you know I'd I was vacation man

It was good man. It's good to be back call me when you can okay, buddy. Say goodbye Jim. So I'll talk you later About it Jim Sorry about benders oh, oh Jesus Christ That's funny. All right, man. Well, let's take a break real quick. When we come back, phone number for the Skype call is what? It's over there. Oh, yeah, we should tell other things we hate during sex.

I love that he goes. I think I was loving it. I go, that was the Lauren's. I can't see. One second for one second. This is fucking... This is fucking... Hang on, why I have Lauren is because of this right here.

I go, the number for the Skype call is what and he goes it's over there. He and Skopler are a dream team now. Okay go ahead Lauren. 347 big vagina. 93 YKWD. What is it again? 347 983 YKWD. YKWD and if you want a video chat, YKWD podcast, that's it, all together.

When we come back. Don't call now. Don't call now. Because we will not answer. Call it when we come back in 10 minutes, okay? Where do we get our websites now? Yeah, we're going to do that right now. I'm not, I didn't shut anything off.

We're still going. I need someone spucking calling right now, Bobby. Okay, it's all right, don't worry, we're going to get the things off. What do you got for your website? I don't have a website, but Twitter and Instagram are my glitter cheese and my album is called glitter cheese. Glitter cheese, Adam's called glitter cheese. Album is called glitter cheese. What do you got? CarmenLinch.com. What do you got?

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what's that i will come back we're gonna talk on movies for the next uh... i got a bunch of movies i saw i want to talk movies and I want to talk about a few other things So when we come back we'll be taking your calls and we will be talking movies We'll see the few now we are here. All right. What's up back with the YKW podcast live from the ride cast studios above the famous comedy seller We have an amazing show today very interesting show Mostly female show and he doesn't have it on. Doesn't have it on.

I'm someone's calling. I gotta take it, fuck it. Good, and we'll call Keith after. I gotta take it, where's that camera? What's up? Did you take it? Yeah. What's up?

What's up, man? What's up? What's happening, dude? What's going on? Make it big? I'm here. Huh? Hang on. I'm talking to dumb Chris. I got him. He's got to make it big. What's happening, brother? What's going on, man? I'm just calling. Oh cool. I'm calling wrong time listener. You literally made everybody in the room want to punch the fucking table What you from man I'm from the coma watching to man. I'm just calling holy shit I'm on a phone talk and you do so crazy shit going up there near you. How with the those

Militia taking over that federal Landmarker whatever it is. Yeah, that's down like an organ. There's a guy I don't know what the fuck they're doing down there Landmarker whatever it is. Yeah, that's down like an organ. There's a I don't know what the fuck they're doing down there. I was crazy. Just crazy. It's crazy crackers in the woods I'm just glad you got to the black collar This is epic. We have a we actually have a black woman in studio Marina Franklin. You're familiar? Yeah, she's very funny. I like her very sexy. Hey She wears I like her very sexy. Hey, she wears pants. Where's the bagel? She said, man, I like it. She got the little miniature afro going on.

I love it. She really does have the mini afro. You should see a downstairs. Yeah, man, it's a nice. A little bit of shabby. It's been a while. Did you shave downstairs, Marina? When I'm with someone.

Oh, so right now, it's gone back to the 70s really it's huge Oh, wow really let's just say I use it as a lufa pad You clean your forearms with it. I just Functional. All right buddy. All right. Well, thanks, man Bobby. Hey, can I ask you two questions a man real quick? Just one big fan. I just just two quick questions man I heard you do some scandals dank cook and I'm telling love with you man you had this joke you're like angry fucking bride or something you say you know that what's up with you nothing what's going on with you fucking nothing out and you just have me on a

fucking crap out fucking rolling dude I've been a fan ever since I just want two questions what was it like being a roommate with Bill Burr? Yeah, like what was that like? What also what was it like just hanging out with with the trees like after the fucking seller and you guys are just shitting all over each other? That's all the questions I got man. I appreciate that. I love you. Big shout out. Okay, buddy. We're taking a call man. All right buddy I'm being a roommate with Bill Burr. I Was fucking cool. I mean Billy was Beanie, roommate with Bill Burr. I was fucking cool. I mean, Billy was, we used to play,

I mean, we were just fucking, it was cool, man. It was, you know, it was like having an older brother around. He was, he was, he's where I always, I saw somebody just who, you know, Patrice just had it. Didn't have a notebook, didn't have a, didn't write jokes down,

Patrice was just that guy Billy was the hardest work and fucking dude. I know You know what I mean? Billy was just on a computer fucking right and Trying to figure it out trying to evolve, you know, I watched him and I fell guilty when you're around bird You always feel guilty, you know, but trees you just like fuck why didn't God touch me? Yeah, you know what I mean? So that's how I could sum it up for both of those guys, all right? Wow, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate you dog big ups. All right buddy. Take care. My thanks calling in. What do we got? Who's next? Yeah, let's go

Hey, what's up? You're on the Yk wd live what's happening bobby oh my god i can't believe i got through you through what's happening because i know you don't want to hear all this mark normand love your show talk more about the women that you're fucking don't be afraid uh haven't come after you or whatever the fuck now they already have thank you uh still boy you're fucking awesome don't talk too much the uh... uh...

uh... well you said don't let him talk too much i like him because he agrees with me tell your court stop calling in for a second no don't tell them to stop calling in because he's telling me to accept the people that are calling in so yeah did do your fucking job I mean it's just a little five people so what that's good he's

doing is called 12 times already so let him we're gonna get to him just fucking relax just let him pop up and sit there let's wrong with you step stressing yeah but you put more work into your fucking hair do every day than you're doing right now nice here hair. Lauren. Can you please take over for this fucking Gis bucket Sorry sorry any more questions Body thank you for the work under sexy voice who does Did you hang up on him now? Oh, he's there. Oh you there

No, go Kelly's work under sexy voice Kelly there no Kelly Kelly Kelly I have no sexy voice no you know what you you you you could be sexier but you you not in the mood are you on your period put your vagina on the mic what's wrong with your voice it's fine here the ocean oh stop would you like to use mine for a second? Oh, that's not. Oh. I want to see you as a sexiest voice in here. I think I know who has it, and I don't think you think it'll be my choice. But can we just, I heard yours. I don't know if I can do it. I think I know where it's at too.

Hang on, go ahead. What do I do? I want to hear your sexy voice. Hey, baby. That's all right. Ooh. What do you got? Hello That's actually pretty good. I'm too embarrassed. I don't even know

Just try sexy just try sexy. Can you do a randomly later? Yeah, yeah I knew you weren't gonna be I knew you're gonna not be the person I don't have I can I do a randomly laid-out And I do it randomly laid out and I do it randomly I just if I have a couple lime rickies in me I'll fuck it all right dude I'll talk to you later man take care thank you so much for bar thanks for listening all right what else we got is that it okay cool all right we get the lines are open right now. Scopo is answering.

Who's the guy who's calling all the time? Gary Stewart. Gary Stewart. That sounds like a fake name, doesn't it? He's going to be in trouble. I can only tell. All right, here we go. Oh, here he is.

Is this Gary Stewart? Yeah. All right, let's listen to some of Gary Stewart. Hey, what's up, Gary? How you doing? Bobby, what's going on, man? Oh, jeez, you sound real good. Oh, oh, that's guy. Gary? How you doing? Bobby was going on, man. Oh, geez, you sound real good. Oh, that was good.

He's a hot, you're on. You're on live. What's up, buddy? How are you? You doing excellent, man. You doing good. There you are right on the show, kid. Thanks for taking time off at Spencer's Gifts. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How long have you been listening to the show? Right around when Legion of Skanks broke off and became an actual podcast. Yeah, Bob been listening for a while Oh cool, man. I just did Legion of Skanks last week for the first time a really fucking fun show Excellent man. Love you on there. Yeah, the only thing that bothered me is they had a guy they were like hey We'd have a we want chicks to call in and masturbate or if not,

a guy, I guess, and a guy called in and jerked off on cam. Wow. But he came, he literally gizzed. Like, we were all talking as he's jerking off and then gizz shot out of his dick and I just can't get it out of my head. I can't unsee it. Like if I knew, I didn't think about it at the time, like how would it affect me? But I can't, like I've been playing with my kid and there's see this guy's cock and just, I'm like,

ugh. But you've seen porn. Yeah, but no, not a guy. Not this. This is a little too real. Man, it's live. It was live. Yeah, you're in the room.

Yeah, dude, that's like seeing a beheading. Uh-huh. I've seen people get beheaded in a movie, and it doesn't affect me, but if you watch a live one, it's like, wow, that was a real life. This was real giz. Coming out of a real dude's cock. So it was a little fucked.

And then his head, he forgot that he was on camera, and he went down to get the towel and his face Fucking die Lisa's turn up. All right, buddy. You got any questions for us brother was a cute All right, just want to let you enormon and everyone else know Lewis big J The Pittsburgh improv man. I am always calling every week and requesting you guys. Oh, thanks buddy Yeah, I have no idea whether they don't fucking use me. It'd be nice. Yeah, it'd be nice But I brother take care man. I'll see you later Well, you know it all right. Let's is that it he's still there

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We got a call Keith. We got a call Keith real quick. What do you got? Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? I'm sorry. I'm really shouting off. I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, What's up, buddy? You're on live right now. Yeah, just really shout out, man.

Paying people for good work. No, the show man. All right, brother. Thank you so much. You're the best. Thanks for listening to the show. Thanks for spreading the word and calling in. Okay, man? Love you, Bobby. I love you. I love you too. I love the fuck it. I'll say it.

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uh... i heard mark say that uh... when you get a kid he didn't understand why it's a woman fat like a puddle why she wouldn't feel up with water and uh... like i thought that uh... i thought that like it would be a chick have like a tampon and she couldn't be and i was just wondering what the women on the show if they had any weird beliefs about guys when they were like younger Oh, that's not bad great question. That's a great question. I have one about everyone though. Go ahead What is it like I thought fat people couldn't poop? I thought they were just full of poo. Why are you looking at me? Because you're the leader of the group

Just look over here. What do you mean, they're full of poop? I didn't know that it was just they were fat. I thought they just couldn't shit and it was all blocked in there. Oh, it was just they were just sat. They looked sad and I was like, I thought it was because they couldn't shit. But you get it now. Yeah, I just figured it out last week.

I never know, I don't know. It's ridiculous. I used to pants boys a lot when I was little. I used to get in trouble. I used to do a pants boys. Trying to get dead dick. I just didn't know what they had. What do you mean?

I didn't know what that was down there. So like, I had a girl hump me, and I was like, I think they're supposed to be something more. But I didn't know what. I didn't know be something more but I didn't know what I didn't know is that the penetration I didn't know that was happening there is I didn't understand the penis that was probably about it but that was very young there was a point when I did know yeah can I ask is a boner that's got to be a huge compliment right oh what you see yeah like if a guy is a boner from you, that's got to feel pretty good at what where

Yeah, you're sleeping on the guy for the first time and he gets a rock-hard boner. That's just a huge homage to your hotness I just thought it always does that. No, no, no Believe me Yes, of course, I mean just the fact you've decided to fuck me is more than that's what i think you mark you're welcome i think that is that that is the questions that uh... yet i'm sure i just i think i've also think it's funny that out of any

comic that didn't need that the advantage of being with all women on that there all women's capacity. I think you guys picked picked Morgan. That's great. I don't get laid that much. It's crazy. So my fonsi. You don't get laid that much. You get laid a lot. I'm doing all right.

You get laid a lot too. Come on. It's easy if you're a comedian and you you'll fuck things. If you're a guy, if you're a comedian and you you'll fuck things If you're a guy comedian so I see you with a four different girls a week Yeah, I'm just In New York, why are you watching him so But I don't know I feel like I didn't get laid in high school. I'm doing it now fucking yeah I can do it every night, I can do it every night I'll do it every night. Yeah, I got laid a lot when I was first out of coming because I got sober when I was 15 and I forgot how to meet chicks

Right, I set like I've been on a 16 17 18 I Started learning how to meet girls again because I was talking like I'm gonna walk up to girl that liked me in high school I think in ninth grade and I got out of rehab, and I was just, I was talking about God. I was like, hey, you know, you're higher power, you know, whoever, you know, whoever you believe in. I mean, a power greater than yourself, you know? And she was like, uh-huh.

Because I was just rehabbing, you know what I mean? I was just trying to, you know. No, no, I pray, she's like, oh good, good. I remember walking away, and I was like, fuck, but then I met this really cool dude in a. A. Mark Caesar He was this long haired fucking just thin piano playing fucking music dude from Berkeley sounds like a fig Hi, I was at an a meeting at a young people's meeting and it was all these smoking hot chicks Oh, yeah.

You know, and these young kids, and I remember, this guy said, go to a meeting where, too, it's too far away to walk home, and then you'll have to ask for a ride home. So that's what I did, just to make friends. So I asked the first guy, and this guy said, no. And I was like, I hated the guy for three years. You're not supposed to hate an A, I was just, I fuck you.

He went, no, I can't do it. I'm like, fuck hated the guy for three years. You're not supposed to hate NAA, I was just, I fuck you. He went, no, I can't do it. I'm like, fuck you, you fuck. I just fucking, every three years after that, I see him talking at meetings about, I mean, you fucking phony, you denied me. And then all of a sudden, this fucking rock and roll guy popped in at the end of the meeting, went over to the piano and these two blondes, one ends were around him.

And I was like, hey, dude, can you give me a ride? And he was like, yeah, give us a fuck, let's go. But I gotta go with these chicks to IHOP first. And we went to IHOP until like two in the morning. And I just sat there watching him talking about he was making up words, he was like, fuckin' house, your Rizzles. You know, and fuckin' grabin' a nipple and fuckin' I was like, this guy's God. Grabin' a nipple and I hop.

Dude, he did a weird shit, he was just so stupid. And I was like, this guy's God. like fucking house your riddles, you know, and fucking grab an nipple and fucking, I was like, this guy's God. Grab the nipple and I hop. Dude, he did a weird shit. He was just so fucking funny and charismatic and these chicks didn't give a fuck, plus they were still shaken from rehab. Yeah.

But, you know. It's hard hitting on girls. It's not easy, ladies. Oh, you know what? I think it has to be, because I feel like,. Oh, you know what, I think it's has to be because I feel like now, like since I'm like kind of out there, I've been sort of doing the guy thing kind of trying to do it with God. It's very difficult.

Yeah, but you don't even have to hit on them that much. They see you on stage, don't they just like that? That's why I'm doing it. I can't get laid without stand up. We know. So they come up to you after the show? Yeah, yeah, we're like, you know, like Tinder, you put a photo of you doing standup

and it's just a huge leg up. Oh my god, if I, then I told my wife that the other night, I go, you know, we literally will never experience dating on social media. And it's crazy. We miss that whole thing because we got, we got, we got married. We got married. And it's crazy. We miss that whole thing, because we got married. Yeah, go ahead.

We got married. And now, you know, now, like, I'll never experience Tinder. Yeah. I'll never get to put my dumb fat face up and swipe through and see who's gonna get me. You can for a fun weekend. I can't, my wife will fucking.

Can't you do it together? Just a little on it together. Yeah, yeah that's good then i'm gonna see that's how i know it's supposed to fuck other dudes hey what's up you're on the live ykd ever do what's happening the bird man what's up bird man how you doing am i supposed to call you that yeah i'm a big fan of yours bro i love you in an old-time bro uh... listen i want to go fly for sure to the worst way i sent you an email to

the other day okay i have something rascale i want to go fly for sure you are opening the worst way i got a beautiful big house i want to take you fly for sure i'll go he's gonna turn you into a manadson good i already did that myself you know you're talking fly for sure delivering. I will promise you that. All right. Fly fishing isn't code for fucking right? No, it's nothing. No, I promise you that.

No fucking homework. All right, dude. Yeah, I'll look you up because I'm coming back. I'm going to be going up there at the end of April to do some fly fishing so uh... will uh... i saw your text or your tweet i can't not fly fishing i take my son my brothers come we have a good time i got a beautiful big three thousand square foot lock cabin for sure i got a fuck it open also why am you gonna go open open open open also why am cool what is the issue is the

i'm a fucking time fucking and i just and i bring learn to fucking bang some old I'm a fucking dying fucking. Can I bring Lauren? She wants to bang some old Italian with a log cabin. Because that will see every China. Just Tony's a brand. He's cute. I like her.

Yeah, no shit. Thanks Bill. She can Kelly too. She can also sit on a fire hydrant. She can still make a noise. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it.

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She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. She can undo it. YKWD at riotcast.com and I'll get your info and we'll stay in touch that way. You got it brother, I love you brother, you're the greatest brother. Thank you brother, I'll talk to you later man. Alright man, bye. Alright, bye.

Someone in charge just said, you know what deliverance? I know, I'm going to get by. You know, I know we're talking about all this crazy shit right now. But I, before you, who's that? Man, that's that? Oh, man. That's my answer. Man, go ahead, one more round.

You said just kick me? Sorry. I thought you would say don't answer the phone. Well, is it really bad if I pee during this call? No, go ahead, Bob, go ahead. Yeah, absolutely. It is. You want to see, can you bring the mic with you, though?

So you can hear how loud it is? Hey, what's up, buddy? Hey, what's up, buddy? How you doing, man? I'm doing good, man. We're just we're having a great show over here Pretty interesting. Have you been listening or you just calling in? I am actually calling from 1998 so I don't have the technology yet But no, so you know Marina so i don't have a technology yet uh... you know marina uh... u.s. i thought in uh... was it train wrecked to the stereo

oh thank you i just have facial expressions i think what do you think about key throbbets in a train wrecked oh terrible i like this guy uh... uh... yeah well i mean the movie was great you know i love all of you guys that that

that that that's all right to run you to right now and go to your youtube channel you can watch us live right now. All right, hold on. Oh, you don't have to. I got to get up the day and laptop and she's... No, don't do that. Go check it out. No, no, no. To be honest, I saw I was on Instagram and I saw you put up the photo with the number. I was like, you know what?

Let me see if I can get a chance to talk to my heroes. Oh, buddy, well good. You have any questions? Yeah, I mean, how does it work with the whole comedy thing? but it will good man you have any questions yeah i mean uh... uh... how does it work with the whole comedy thing to be honest best thing to do for someone who's uh... who's wanting to get in here just get out there

yeah i like it common you handle this just try it i think it's more than you There's a lot of comedy in Florida. There's a bunch of clubs. What's going on, Chris? Is that the same guy over and over? There's like four guys keep calling over and over.

All right, all right, all right. All right, we're going to do that one. I don't want to blow up the olive. I don't want you to go to people's chains to love. Well, listen, this is what you do. I want you to go do a stand-up comedy, and then in two years come back to us. And then if you're any good, Mark's gonna take you on the road with him.

That's a promise. All right. All right. One thing to do is not sput it away. Try to put it in the area. Hi Josh. All right Josh, thanks for calling in brother. I'll talk to you later.

Thanks a lot guys. We'll be back in 20 minutes. Let's call Keith to this guy. Keith is Brian McCrifty. All right, go ahead. He was in check. You have to kids to this guy. He's Brian McCrifty. All right, go ahead. He was in check. You have to pee again? No.

He's video. He's video. Oh, you got video. Oh, this guy looks like a boxer, right? Yeah, it looks good. I'm out of boxing. You look like a fucking MMA guy. I think it's door room.

You look like he can handle a bar. Where the fuck are you, Ramadi? No, I'm actually in Quincy, Illinois. I met my gym, snap fitness right now. Oh, no shit, snap fitness. Yeah, hold on, man, I gotta pause this real quick because I can hear you guys on the lay. All right, there we go.

I have the blocks. Can you move them out of the way so they're up in the corner? So we're gonna have in his face No, we're not to those things. Yeah, just move it up Click and drag it and then it will come up over there Chris Fuck I see how he gets mad at his dumbness. I'm a fucking bad guy. What's up, buddy? You got any questions? Dude, I'm super stoked the last time I called in you guys You weren't supposed to answer the phone and completely caught me off guard. I was a last caller on the last show

I had to I had to call in I had to get a little redemption to come you know to call in because last time I didn't have anything to say cuz I didn't expect you guys to answer the fucking phone So I was just totally on a whim, man So I had to call back and get a little bit of redemption. How's everybody doing? We're doing good man. We're just hanging out. This is been a really fun show today actually God, I'm what? Yeah, no fly fishing with the last guy that called How's everybody doing? We're doing good man. We're just hanging out. This has been a really fun show today actually Yeah You think so here's a log cabin They don't kill people in log cabin, right?

What's that? I can't help them watch the room The room. What's the room? You'll see. Watch it. Hey, I got a question for you. Yeah. What's up? The guys who work out are they in the gym? Are they the horniest guys? Man, I tell you what, these guys, they take a lot of testosterone boosters and it's ridiculous. I mean, right now, when it's cold outside, everybody's gonna come into the gym. This is what they consider your bulking season everybody's gonna be trying to put on muscle mass Or everybody's on you know, I'm not saying they're on steroids But the testosterone boosters and things like that. So it's just it's a madhouse Oh, it's pretty calm out there right now. That's why I was able to sneak into my office and call him

I was glad that I did because I heard you guys saying that that was gonna be the last one So I was that asshole that kept calling over and over again. It like, I'm gonna get through to these guys if it kills me. Hey, let's see your apps. What's that? Yeah. The girls want to see it. Come on, man. Show the girls.

Magic Mike. Come on, show the girls. I can't. Come on, show the girls. Show the girls. Show the guys abs. Show the guys abs. Show those.

He's not wearing pants. Show the guys abs. You know what? Just make them work. Look, he changed. He moved the camera to do it though. I Show those he's not wearing Look he changed he moved the camera to do it though. You see that The girl I wanted to have the camera on this time because the last time like I said I had like four panic attacks Well stop I want you to be able to see that like you know, I'm sweating I'm so I can tattoo We want to see that like you know, I'm sweating. I'm so I'm gonna We want to see the abs

The girls want to see your ass or your abs come on. Let's go Windows You're being stand up and just fucking flex Walk you he's kind of he's You're sure or something like that act like you get some on the top of your dick Yeah, ask, act like you get some on the top of your dick. You got that little thing. Yes, grab something from his ceiling. Just stand up. I call that my, I call that my animal being. That's what I call that my V dick ab.

That's what you're not getting naked. We're out there. You guys were talking about the, the whole tampon thing earlier. I got a funny story about the tampon. Oh, no, a story. This guy's a good, he goes in different directions. I like this guy good he's jack up on the same news with with my girlfriend and my girlfriend my sister her

boyfriend and my girlfriend's son yeah a little kid at the time he's like two years old so my girlfriend's my girlfriend's boyfriend he passes out in a back seat. The light is in the suit, right? So he's passed out of back seat like this. Guys, my sister, she takes one. Look, this is the one. You literally had every chicken here on the edge of the street. Go ahead, your Vee. Go back to the Vee. Come on.

I didn't mention your girlfriend and her son. I need it. But it's all right. It's cute. It's cute. What can you tell it with your abs out to listen with your abs are out. Yeah. What your dick hold on the story. Wow. I'm worried over here. I guess. Do she guys in the chat that are like, oh, look at that

fuck. I'll fuck him. Don't listen to them. Go ahead. Keep talking. This is brilliant. They take the, my sister, she takes the tampon. He's sitting there with his mouth wide open, and she shoots it into his mouth. And of course, as soon as it hits his mouth, he's fucking drooling all over his face as it is. As soon as it hits his mouth, the thing, you know, poof, it goes up and it's his mouth, so he wakes up,

and he's like, what the fuck? So he pulls it out, and he hands it to the little boy, right? Two years old, he thinks it's a mouse, and all of a sudden, like, it's Mickey Mouse, and he carried it around with him at the zoo, the entire boy, right? Two years old. He thinks it's a mouse and all of a sudden, like it's Mickey Mouse and he carried it around with him at the zoo the entire day, showing everybody Mickey Mouse, which was just this expanded tampon and he carried around all day long.

It was the most embarrassing thing in the world. If I didn't have a big ass couple of my tie to hold me over, I probably would be. I'm gonna try to hand this to you through, this is the bomb bandanna. I wanna give it through the camera. Don't we have a bomb? Do you guys have video that I can see you because it just shows him with him? This is the bomb bandanna. I want to give it through the camera Do you guys have video that I can see you because it just shows Yeah, we're actually you're actually the first one to get the chat bomb bandanna

Yeah, go to YouTube we have a YouTube channel. What's a YouTube channel YouTube comm slash YKWD podcast? Yeah, go there right there, man. Hey listen brother I want to thank you for calling we got to wrap it up. We're going to turn the Skype off right now. We're going to wrap up with everybody. Definitely going to be calling back you guys will definitely be hearing from me. Not unless you show the ad. No, yeah. Hang on one second. Go back to him real quick. Real quick. We got one more just stand up and just pull your shirt up for the girls one time. Come on one time. Just one time. Just stand up for the girls one time. Come on, one time. Just one time. Just stand up for the girls.

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Just stand up just stand up. I just I don't want you to take your shirt off. I don't want you to take your shirt off. I just want you to stand up stand up Yeah, all right now walk just walk to it the back wall Yeah And you're fired Your boss is here that was a test Next time I go in I'm going from my house. I'll show you more and you were talking wait a minute No I think we're fine! Alright.

That's it. Okay, thank you. Alright, buddy. Bye! Alright, buddy. I'll see you later, man. Say bye, girls. Bye!

Bye! That was like the witches of Eastwood. Bye! The minute I saw that video, I was over it. Bye. I've seen you better. I've seen you better. You got a bite.

This one makes me sick about you, girls. I've seen you better. You guys are the same, man. You fucking literally fucking literally we begging him and we get him to do it As good he shouldn't have made his bag for it If you're gonna make us beg for it make it impressive First guy Jim though he wasn't that sure no, no, no, that's why he was saying no Cuz he knew wasn't good enough for you girls, but you pushed him and you raped him You just

enough for you girls but you pushed him in you raped him you just raped him but if you just sat down and did a dance just put a dance look better than that no they don't let me see I got great abs let me see no because I have to shave it first I'm trying to catch up I almost took him my stomach your pubes go up to you belly button

Jesus god damn listen I thought you liked anything Mark you dirty boy what happened You're pubes go up to you belly button Jesus god damn I thought you liked anything marky dirty boy what happened you turn me on that's your limit We found it. Yeah, back to pads and pubes. That's real got a little afro Boy that's where I'm by ratio actually. All right. Do you think we should call Keith before we leave or no? I call Keith. We'll set this up. All right guys. You guys have been this been a great show We're gonna wrap it up real quick, but we're gonna call Keith Robinson to end it off He's probably not gonna answer because he's old and he sees a fucking a number that is. Oh, God's a bill collector God damn it That's my visa. That's my dynasty club called

Where you at what do you get going on? Oh? You got your new you new album. Yeah, where's glitter cheese? Glitter cheese. What does that mean? It's just like two things I like. Oh, okay glitter and cheese. Yeah, I can love that. I love glitter too Is he good? I'm trying to think if I'm gonna be anywhere, but probably not till March Yeah, no until March, okay? I'm just a New York pop it around. Okay, cool.

So they'll see you on Twitter, Callie Seller, The Stand, where else? Um, cake shop, the seller, that's it. Cake shop, I'm looking for them there. You would hate it. It's a pop-up basement area. Really? No one's there.

Keith, what's up? Keith, it's Robert Kelly live on the YKWD podcast with everybody oh hey boss do you give a shit? I you know what can this guy who leave that podcast for one day of his fucking life God damn it we just hit it behind his desk like fucking Buddha, boss and people around, that's up to your son, fucking podcast. What's shrieking?

Fucking podcast. You guys don't know about vocal quality, apparently, because it's like we really can't understand you. Yeah, you two fucking... That's the bar. That's Marina Frank. Oh. That's it.

That's Lovyn. That's Lovyn. That's Lovyn. Telling Lovyn. that's marina marina frank all that's it is often that's what i'm telling often that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that just here too. Hi Keith. Oh. Haha nice. Oh. I'm not even doing this with you. Damn, he couldn't even get Bonnie. Why?

What's that? Who's the other guest? Who's the other guest Bonnie? They're gonna hate me the most. Why are they gonna hate you? I think I'm annoying. They think you think they think you're annoying? For sure.

Why? Just because I have a shortcut, it's real. I'm not gonna tell you who's here because I don't want you to make fun of them. why short ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What is it? It's SD All of them are like I think they're doing what they're doing They're doing what they're doing I think they're doing what they're doing I think they're doing what they're doing I think they're doing what they're doing

I think they're doing what they're doing I think they're doing what they're doing I think they're doing what they're doing I think they're doing what they're doing I think they're doing what they home. I don't wait. Maybe this is going to be the tour called Seller Ticks. You know, it's all about working at Seller. Yeah, we got it.

We got it, dumb dumb dumb. Don't laugh at your own joke, stupid. I'm not going to take up on Bob. Don't you dare try to take up on Bob. You know, even you've joined us, are you going to have a fat boy? You've got to have a fat guy. It's fine, fat calling, and I'm gonna take a four. You know, you know, you point off, are you going to have fat boy? It's funny. Fat calling a no guy fat. Marina said it's funny

when a fat calls another guy fat. Why are you wrong? Why? I thought it was funny. Yeah, I caught. I caught Keith sucking his gut in the other day. He was standing up and funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny You know, first of all, you know, it's like my friend Keith, okay? Keith, Keith is a legend, and you know what, he killed Adam Schof, God doesn't matter if he's already accomplished what he's supposed to accomplish in this business. And that's having the most famous cash fund he's ever had in the years.

Yeah, he's done that. the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the i really have mean you really have a fucking total jumpers outweigh it this is like uh... to have a whole lot to go uh...

i'm not gonna talk about these way either because that's really i'm gonna talk uh... i'm gonna find other things to talk about the on not right now because body you know probably working on any stories that also the police have to

but what i'm saying is this is like this is almost like probably Danny Rose of hot cars i've got to be stressed what? he just being worthy of you you just want to start you on here

and you sound like he have a retainer. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. How's the seat? It's your last denture. It's your last moat. It wasn't marina.

It wasn't marina. I've said it, but I'm going to upgrade it to dentures. I know. Can you put your teeth in when you talk please? All right. It's common lift, which? And leaves a dragon Lisa Trader

Mark Marin Mark Marin Mark Marin Mark Marin Well, they couldn't get him Lucy case here Mark Marin and President Obama. Yeah, well, this is five. This is a whole new show of no bodies. Hey, Bobby, you know what I'm going to ask you for real? Next week we're doing our 200th episode, and we want to do it maybe up in your studio.

And maybe you can give us something that's like you got tonight. Can you help us with it? Yeah. Yeah. Are you really doing your 200 next week? Yeah, next week, when we go to the studio, we want to get, we want to get like teeth and colline. Yeah. And they ignore, you know, uh, I mean, we'll have back up people like absolutely. Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For me, all that

we get are 200 episodes. Alright, cool. Where are you? Where are you this weekend? Alright cool, where are you this weekend? I went and get the fuck out of here. You guys, thanks for coming on. That was fun, that was really good man. It was fun, thanks for coming. Did you get to say what we're going to be performing? We're going to do that right now. You want to go first, out of order?

I'm not. No, I will be patient. Alright, well apparently. I'll wait my turn. Alright, what you got? I just don. No, I will be patient. All right, well, apparently wait my turn. All right. What you got? I just don't know anything without looking at it. You know what I mean? Well, where can we where can we go? I'll be at Riot Fest in LA at the end of January. Riot Felt Resent. That's a fun for me. It'll be in doubt like a bunch of bars in downtown LA. That's cool. That sounds fun. Is it a fun fast? Yeah, it is. Yeah.

Cool, ride fast LA. Yeah. All right, cool. And on Twitter, what's a Twitter? Glitter cheese. Glitter cheese. Love it. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for coming on. It was fun. Carmen, what do you got? I met the Atlanta Comedy Theater this weekend. That's a comedy theater. Yeah. Is that what it's called? Yeah, that's what it's called.

Wow, okay. And all my shows are on Twitter at Lynch Kerman. Okay, great. Sounds good. Thanks for coming on, Bub. That was fun. That was good. I'm glad you came on.

What's up? Hey, check me out at Helium Comedy Club in Philly in two weeks and then a laughing skull and Lanna and wise guys in Salt Lake. First time there, never been. Great club. Really? Fucking great club. That's what I hear. It's a new one downtown I believe. I think that's what I'm at. And the guy's great who owns it. Really nice guy. So never met him but I've dealt with him a little bit. Really good guy. Really good good people in Utah. comedy scene check out my podcast. All right. What do you got? What do you read what each yeah check out?

Mondays with lesbians what's there? Tuesdays with stories with my fucking the lover of my life Joe list. Yeah, yeah one of the funniest podcasts out there We're taking off so get on board folks and get on board. What do you got? Well, let's see. No, I'll... They start to pan off right now. Port Smouff. This is when they turn it off and go into work. Okay, so go to Marina Franklin, dark comp, port Smouff. There you go.

New Hampshire. I'll be performing with one side. Hang on, stop. Because I'm from Boston and near New's go to portsmouth. Oh. Fucking never hated somebody more than Marina Fager. Cut a portsmouth. Cut a portsmouth. Fucking lazy.

It's portsmithing. He just said they, so would, body McFarlane tweeted it out and someone's like, they're not going to like me there. Is that true? They're going to love you there. In portsmouth? Why wouldn't they like you? That's bullshit.

Anyway, some guy, OK. So that one, and then Zany's and, uh, maybe you're going to be. She's still anyway, believe that guy. Okay, so that one and then Zane's and That black stuff what black stuff I'm kidding Everywhere in February I would be in Chicago at Zane's Love it every second through the six right downtown. Yeah, my home. What's up? Next Saturday, I'll be at Gotham opening for Andrew Schultz. Oh Yeah Next Saturday I bet Gotham opening for Andrew Schultz. Woo! Good work, him. Yeah! And then your dates right here, if you're listening live, eighth and ninth, you'll be a banana

and has burqaids. One of my favorite clubs. I love that room. I love it. Next weekend, January 14, 15, 16th, you bet comics, Mohican Sun, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, off the hook comedy in Naples, Florida. Ooh, love that. And then the last weekend in January 29th, 30th and 31st,

McCurdy's comedy club in Sarasota. Nice. That's really busy. Good for you. Yeah. Nice. That's me. Oh.

Oh. I got the dude there. I told you about me too. I told you about me too. They just follow me at our two deep blue across the board. That's cute. Yeah, you guys should fuck. Yeah, you got to be a great couple.

People in Shatter trying to get me and Marina to bang. Oh, brown on brown. They have the man talked about it before. You've talked about fucking? Yes, you didn't notice. I don't remember the last couple of times. Would you bang? I think she's beautiful.

Whoa! Let's beautiful. Whoa! Let's make this happen. It's vibrate. We have five cameras here. Why not? Hold me a vibrator with Deepo. How do you feel about an afro pic in the pubes? Yeah.

When you're out in the road, do you miss your kid? Do I miss my kid? Yeah, absolutely. Abs of fucking early. Yeah, it's just, I miss him right now. It's a weird thing. How do you do that? Don't get me wrong is. I have to fucking. Yeah, it's just I miss them right now. It's a weird thing I don't they'll get me wrong is when you when I get to go To I'm good. I'm glad to like I get to go here today and then I'll go home

I don't know if I had to be with a I People with kids all day long and my wife. I give her a lot of credit He's two and a half and two and a half Tues they're the terrible two don't exist it three from two and a half to two and a half twos. The terrible twos don't exist. It's three. From two and a half to like three to four is what sucks. Because then they stop manipulating and talking and running and they know how to fuck with you then. And I was like, he knows how to fuck with me right now.

He can fuck up my wife just by going, I don't like mommy and you're like, what? You know what I'm talking about? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Me too. But he loves, no. No, but there's a book I think, three-year-olds or assholes, I think it is, that's a woman wrote.

It's not two, it's three. And people think the terrible tools are bad, they're not, because they're going, bomb them all. That's not bad. When a kid goes, you know, I want that now. You're like, shut the fuck, but you can't. Then you beat them. No, you can't. Then you beat him. No you don't. Okay.

So anyways, what else we got on the closing? What do we have to do? If you want to send fan stuff, send it to attention like UWD podcast at the Comedy Cellar 117 McDougal Street in New York, New York, 1-0-0-1-2. All the stuff behind me is from fans. Oh wow. So we put this stuff.

We got a bunch of room up here on the shelves. That painting, everything is from people who are fans of the show. And so please send it in. If you got it, we'll put it up. Just make sure it doesn't explode or kill people. And what else we got? Anything else?

If we're doing fans coming on the show? Oh, we got two big announcements that you forgot to tell me to do I Just taking the fucking hit finally I could I get abused he's supposed to do things. He doesn't do them and then he how is he the victim on the victim? And then he how is he the victim on the victim? That's okay. I'm the victim. I don't know. Who's the victim? I'm a I've been annoyed and I don't care You know what I mean right so you're with me. Yeah fucking love you unfortunately. Yeah, good What do you mean I'm fortunate?

I know I shut the fuck up. So you what do you it's okay? I got you you want to take him? I'll fucking I got her she wants to Jim is it did he get fired hello? Hey, what's up buddy? How you doing? We're about to wrap up right now British do you want yeah, he's yes, I just wanted to say something I wanted to say that scopo is a fool. Oh Mess this up. Hey, you know what William? You don't get to do that

Dude you don't hang up on fucking people. Oh'm going back. No, you don't come back You don't get to hang up on people. That was an expensive you take the head You know, what if you called me a fool you sit there? I hang up on them too. No, you wouldn't Don't hang up on anybody you take the head cause you're fool not a cunt He almost hung up on me when I wished him a happy new year. No, I didn't. You thought I was hanging up, doesn't it? It's a happy new year. Alright. William, I'm sorry for hanging up you. That wasn't me.

That was him being sensitive. And you're right, he is a fool. Fall back. You're good, angry. It's so hot. You like it? Yeah. I'm gonna choke you. Yes.

I feel so lot of sucks right now. I think we, I'm gonna fuck all through you. Yeah, that hair pulling was fun. And I'm sucking you. Yeah. But Yeah, that hair pulling was fun. And I'm sucking you. Don't suck his in the morning. No, don't touch me in the morning. All right, guys, it's been a great show. Go to robacadolive.com and of course,

ridecatch.com. We have two big huge announcements. I'll do them next week. We got a new show coming on the network, which I'm fucking flipping out about. I can't wait to announce the show. Everything's in the works. Everything's being finalized and it's going to be a great new addition to the Ryekast network. You know we slowly add shows here. We hand pick them. Sometimes we start them from scratch and

create them. This is one of those shows and I am excited, ecstatic, every adjective you can think of about this show. It's gonna be awesome. Very controversial, very funny and hilarious. Is it fun like us? Well, now you're over at fucking NBC or wherever the fuck you are. Hey, you won't come over. I needed a... I'm just waiting for the cut. I needed a fucking... I needed a nice show. nice woman show and you didn't fucking come over I'm waiting well get it over with maybe we bring over here is it a carbon and Leigh?

You guys don't have They would be awesome together. They would be awesome until they started hating each other She's turning this way She's fucking it would make it more entertaining I do want to have a podcast for everyone that I'm mad at comes on and we get to Work through our problems? That's a good idea. I like what the fuck? Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, that's the whole thing

Is that why I have never been on it because you don't have a problem? Yeah, you're fine. Oh good Mark. You're a fucking He has so many enemies. I know he's a piece of shit So yeah, we get that big announcement. What's the other big announcement? Did I have another? Yeah, we can't say the other one either. What's the other one? Oh, yeah. Okay, here's the other big announcement. For true fans of the show, you're going to have a way to prove it coming up very soon. So we got two big things. I'll announce them next week when we have more details and I'll do in the middle of the show. Remind me next week. Yes, I will.

I'll remind you. Thank you, fucking better D-Poo. Scopo, sorry. Scopo, I fucking hate that your name's a similar almost, but not really. I'm a fucking idiot. You guys are the best fans of the world. This has been another great episode of YKWD. I hope you liked it, and if you did it, you they're all free.