Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Gay Detective

Episode Date: April 24, 2017

This week on YKWD; Robert Kelly invites in Guests Sean Donnelly, Aaron Berg and Brendan Sagalow to the Riotcast Studio! We break down some disturbing isis donkey sex videos and analyze the different between black face in 2017 compared to back in the late 1800's. Aaron and Bobby talk kids and pregnancy and we have some epic laughs in this week's episode! Watch/Listen/Enjoy Dudes! RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is gonna be a clutch defy. It's podcast, no rules. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a microphone? No, that's a fuck. That was trying to keep it like a comic head.

I have a bunch of guys on. It fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic-can. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down and he happens. Sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's ten no topics. No directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin.

That's how it all holds the stars. You love the part. You want a day you think my podcast is popular enough? I might affect somebody's life. You never know. To Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast on lightcast.com. I Podcast fuck every spear is 51 50 podcasts everybody's fucking flipping out on Fucking This is a safe place now safe place. I just got I just got fucking deja vu. Yeah, yeah You know what that means what does that mean that means you're when I saw something before the other I did

You know what that means? What does that mean? That means you're when I saw something before the other I did. You're such a Jersey foodoo hack. You want the air off? I a little bit, yeah, I'm a little cold. You got a nice and hot, though. I mean, nice and cold. That's why I love, I would tell Scopo something

and it would take six months for him to learn, yeah, hey man, maybe come in, just turn the AC on right away. Eight months later, dude, remember we talked, we had to come, my wife took you out to dinner, and you know, and I had a whole dinner base around you shutting, turning the AC on. And yeah, I'm gonna do a Bobby, I just, things have been tough. Yeah, I know, me too, you know, it's been tough on me too.

I got a tough life. Back in cool. Yeah, I don't have a fucking 10 million in the bank. But not Lauren, Lauren Lauren one time you fucking tower Two times maybe have you taken that photo with the laughable shirt? No, you said crap it You said no, I said bye. I brought the shirt here. Where's the shirt? Where's the shirt now? It's back at home If you don't take a picture with that shirt tonight, okay, I will fucking I will fucking. I'll have Max never talk to you again. Oh, no, please.

No, take your mom. I don't want your mom to just do a selfie. Okay, I'll just do it. In a mirror or something. I'm gonna sexy. I don't want your mom. It's just weird. You with a laughable laughable.com.

What's that? Oh, God. What's laughable? Is that what we, where do you get it into Lauren? Why do you have a t-shirt with no panties and soup socks on Lauren She's already on she when can I meet Bobby? I don't get it. I just want to meet him. You should let me meet your mom She's the best. Yeah, why don't you bring it to Max's barbecue this summer? Yeah

It's got a huge tits. Why would you say that about your mom? She does Yeah, please. Fuck it. It's got huge tents. Why would you say that about your mom? She does. The thing. No, apparently you took after your flat chested father fucking. Anyways, we laughable.com is the best.

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Do it. 200. I'm gonna count. Start it. 200. Starting right now. April 18th. Tonight you're gonna get the from Rob. All right.

If we get 200 subscribers from now until May 18th. May 18th, right? All right. I'm right in the sound. 18th. You get a butt, oh that's gonna be the best. 18th. Just do it.

All right. I might do it for 200 people. Ha ha ha ha. She's my credit card. So there you go, just download the app for free. And you get all those, what creeps for kids is going up. I'm trying to get, I'm sorry, I've been telling you for a fucking months now,

but the hard drive is in no, do me a favor. Text no, that hey buddy, I need the hard drive with the creeps for kids on it. That's gotta go up this week, I promise you. And I got a couple of other episodes that I'm waiting to get up. It's been very confusing, we're trying to work it out. But I'm doing one-on-ones, I'm going away this week,

I'm gonna get a one-on-one in Phoenix, I'm gonna get a one-on-one in Minneapolis. I don't wanna do it one-on-one with you. Yeah, we're gonna do a one-on-one with me, I'm gonna try to get Nick the Apollo on my show. When we do that gig in New Orleans, let's say it's in New Orleans. New Orleans.

New Orleans. New Orleans. That's about it. So last week's episode was crazy. Yeah. And you know, all you guys who watched, by the way, apparently everybody made up, not everybody. But I think everything is all settled.

I think it's all coach. Yeah, and I was right. Sometimes not everybody's just a dickhead, sometimes people do dickhead things. Right. We all fuck up, we're all idiots. Yeah. You know, what are you gonna do? One time I hooked up with this like really ugly kid

in high school and I like lied about it. I felt really bad. Why? I don't know. It was just like a shitty thing to do. Why did you hang up? I don't understand. You hooked up with an ugly kid.

I hooked up with like a really ugly kid. You think he has the same story? Right. We'll learn through ourselves. I'm sorry I hooked up with this chick. It looked like a witch. She's talking about it on a podcast. Anyway, he told it. I hope it's checked. It looked like a witch. She's talking about it on a podcast. Anyway, he told everyone I denied it and I denied it.

You fucked it. Well, let me do it. I didn't have sex with him. I let him finger me, but yeah. I think I just say something. Fingering is the growth. I don't know if I have OCD or some type of germ thing. But now that I know how dirty everything is, like when I was growing up, the only thing that was dirty was money. You know, people don't put that in your mouth, don't, you know, because money's disgusting.

But now you look at everything. The remote controls, hotels, airline, you know, fucking TV, all this shit you use, it's disgusting, riding the subway. So that guy probably rode the path train that day. He was on some bus, had a metro card, had a touch that screen to get his new metro card, and then he stuck that fucking finger that it has everybody's germs on it. A Haitian guy, an Hindu, a fucking some black lady,

some old white Jewish woman, some Catholic broad, a homeless person, just fucking AIDS. That's right, I don't, you know what I'm saying? And then he fucking took that finger and plucked it right in your Jersey vagina. Exactly. If you don't make a guy wash his hands before he finger fuck you if you get finger fucked in a Cab you're disgusting then you have a look down at midday finger fucked

Night time finger yeah, he at least went home for dinner and shower We funny you ever look down the guys finger nails dirty after it was and shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it'd be funny. You ever look down at the guy's fingernails dirty after it was, you know what I'm saying? That's the one. Just because it has that brown mark, like shrimp shit,

like shrimp shit in his fingernails. Any guy, hi, my name is Lauren Cabaret. If you don't trim your fingernails, you don't come near my vagina. Stop it. You know you let a guy with, like, not a long fingernail, not like, you know. No, I need a no-

Not like a Guinness book of real record. No, just nubs. But if you know you've had fingernails in you. Yeah, I have, all right. Of course you have, you had a fucking dirty construction worker fingernail. He's got, he's got sod dust and mud under his finger. He's got, he got a grout finger and you're pussy. That's hot.

Oh, that's so gross. Let me, and we get in there deep. Yeah, man. And you get wild with it too. Like some guys go like, what do they do? I don't know, do you know? Just one more time. I didn't see it.

Yeah, it's disgusting. But okay, can I ask you a question? So you get up in there. Now you want to and you want to come here there. You want that, right? But is it to the left or to the right? Because if you look at my fingers, these are my finger fingers. It's up. It's up.

Up. Up. And then this, like this, come here. Come here. Yeah. Like this. And then you use your thumb for the top. So the clip to us. So this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, so you got to practice that. You got to do like, yeah, I'm not good with that. I mean, we're going to do, oh, this one's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. So you got to practice that.

Yeah, you got to do like, yeah, I'm not good with that. I mean, man, oh, this one's good. Yeah, yeah. I like that. You're right. Yeah. Like that. I'm a righty on that, I guess.

And that's my strong hand. Yeah, you just strong hand. Now, do you like, you know, some girls when you go down, they like to be, not with a finger. Like, that's my inventory. It distracts me. It's very distracting. Most girls and women can vouch. They don't like to be fingered. It distracts me. It's very distracting. Most girls and women can vouch. They don't like to be fingered.

It's not pleasant. But going down on is great time. You don't like fingering. No. I know a girl that could only come if a finger's in her too. Really? Yeah.

No. I can't come having sex either. Really? Yeah. I've never came having sex. What? Yeah. Sort of.

God. Oh my god. Your vagina is so big. I know. It's gaving. No, seriously. Is it big? No, I've never came having sex. What? Yeah, sort of. Oh my god. Your vagina is so big. I know it's gaving Seriously, is it big? No, it's not a big vagina tight as fuck. Yeah, really. Yeah, so maybe that's why Really, yeah, I know that's a compliment. Oh, if it's a lot Well, I mean, it's not a lot my mom's calling me should I share on the phone? Yeah, please bring around the phone. Yeah, yeah slice her out this Mommy say hi to Bobby. Hi, how are you? I just want to let you know. Oh, good. You're nice to meet you. Finally. Nice to meet you to you live on the air. Is that okay? Oh, that's fine. I'm Lauren's mommy. Oh, I love you. And I love that she works for you. I've been listening to you and I think you show the great.

I love you and I love you daughter. She's such a sweetie. I know she is. I know. She is. She's a sweetie and I can't wait to meet you. I know. I know.

I know. You literally call me a pig every day. I call her a slob. Wow. We say the same thing. But she runs in and out of the house, like a crazy lady every day. Yeah. I know.

She's a busy girl. Yeah. Well, she's got an Italian mother. Yeah. Well, you got to tell you got to tell, you got to tell, to stop hitting on me, sweetie, because she's, she's trying to get what I'm married, and she keeps trying to get with me. Yeah, yeah, did she tell you that I looked into your show on that, that on Netflix, Lauren, yeah, really liked it. Oh, thank you. They used to come out to one

of my shows in Jersey. I would love to. I keep thank you. They used to come out to one of my shows in Jersey. I would love to. I keep telling Lauren, can I come out with you? Can I come out with you? My expensive animals. They'll take advantage of you. Yeah, you know, yeah. Oh, but they can't.

No, they won't. I know how to handle them. All right, Molly. Liz, I'll talk to you later. It was nice. You coming out for dinner? No, Ma, I gotta go. We stopped. Don't talk to you.

Don't talk. Give me the phone. Ma, just leave it in the fridge. Don't talk to your mother like that. Right, Ma, I love you. I'm not coming out for dinner. Baby, take care, puppy. Bye, take care.

I call her Bubby too. Uh, bye, bye. Bye. Bye. I call it Bobby too. Uh, bye. Bye. I'm like, God. I want to do your mom. I know. That's exactly. Do you understand that's exactly what I like look for? Oh, really? I'm porn sites. Hi, how are you?

Yeah, just a sweet mom. Yeah. Oh, my God. What are you doing in your mask? To being in the bathroom? Let me help you with that. Is this what you like? Oh my god, what are you doing in your master? Being in the bathroom. Let me help you with that. Is this what you like? And then their voice changes. Is that what you like?

Oh, oh my gosh, she hot. Yeah, she's great. Damn, I mean, I showed you a bit. I'll show you a little bit. Yeah, show me some more. Pissette me one. All right. Yeah.

Where the fuck is everybody? Let's go. Let's bring these people up. We got a couple things we're going to look at today. What else? I saw this. Of course, we're going to look at the 5150 airy spears. Look, I know, Ari. He's always been a sweet guy to me. We're going to look at the podcasting. It's just going people are flipping out. I mean, what the fuck? We're comedians, right? I know. We're starting to punch each other. Well, this is getting stupid, man. I don't understand it. We also have another video of a of a of a of a goat. I saw this video. It's just ridiculous.

These, you know, these guys in these hell don't bring it up now. But all right, here we go. These guys and these helicopters, they're over in Iraq, Adam, and they have these night vision, dogs they call them, they have heat vision, they have all kinds of different sites on these helicopters.

So they can, they land these things and fly plans with no lights, no runway lights. They land in complete darkness. Yeah. And they fly around in complete darkness. So you can't even see them in the night. But they did that. With that one movie when they got the guy, oh my god, that's all right. Right now you hit me so well. Wow. How do you start? Oh, and they got a sum of online and they flew with the helicopter. You can can hear them. Oh my god. She caught it. Anyways. Um, so yeah, we, um, they have these. How you doing, guys? They have these, these videos, these guys, these helicopters, they have

these dogs that can nobody can see them, but they can see everybody. And they're, you know, up on the ground, we're can see everybody. And they're up on the ground. We're talking about these videos over and you've seen the dog videos where the helicopters in Afghanistan are around. Oh, show me it. And they can, these helicopter guys are up there. They can see crystal clear. Yeah.

They're flying way up. Oh, it's an HD. It's practically HD. And it's night vision goggles. So these guys over in Iraq, these helicopters, a patchy helicopter. It's practically HD. What are you talking about? It's night vision goggles. So these guys over in Iraq, these helicopters, a patchy helicopter guys are over there. Can you help them with that? I got it.

I got it. I got it. All right, settle down. You know what I don't like you already. I settle down. That's like last week I was fucked on those. I'll take you right out. All right.

I'm going to punch you in the face just to get raiding down. Apparently. I was gonna night vision gobble you. I didn't want to make too much noise. I'm just shooting my helicopter. Every week I just fight somebody. One week I get beat. Next week I take somebody out.

We're in a flanking fucking just kicks my ass. So yeah, they have these videos. I didn't know that, but I thought there was maybe one. So these guys are up in the helicopter, they're looking down and they see these two guys, you know, the donkey farmers, whatever, they're ISIS guys. Yeah, and they're hanging out.

All of a sudden, these two guys are right next to each other with two donkeys and they just fucking, pick up their little robes and stop fucking away. They're just banging the middle of the night out in a field By the moonlight Just fucking donkeys. Are you kidding me buddy? And now here's one. This is a this is actually a Sheep this is a goat and the they just don't the one guy sleeping on a rock and the other guys just out there Yeah, this guy's running over to get a piece.

Oh, and they're just, he's just banging a goat. Oh my god. I heard goats and sheep have like human pussies. Well, I think that's, I think the urban myth of that. I think, I think you heard. No, I think, I question it too and they're like, no sheep and goat. Who's that? Yeah, I don't trust you a thing. Who are you hanging out with? Does people at bars? I question it too and they're like no sheep and and those first. Who's that?

Yeah, I don't trust you. Who are you hanging out with? Does no people at bars? You have three different patterns on. I don't trust you. I think you want a Dean of shirts. It's good. And a plaid spring look.

Let's introduce everybody before we get into it. Lauren, who do we got it? Okay, we have first timer, Brandon Sagglover. Thank you. Brandon Hayden. You're welcome. You can meet your man about the mic thing before. It's all right, I'm just, it's just shows.

I know. Well, I was a little mad. But that's so you really don't know, kidding. Welcome to the show, buddy. Thanks for having me. Who else do we got? Sean Donnelly. Whoa, look at this. Back in the saddle, Sean D. we got? We got Sean Donnelly. Whoa! Look at this!

Back in the saddle, Sean D. I was just telling him that I got a funny podcast. Oh yeah. You want to do it? Laura, I do it. It's funny that I had this idea myself, not your idea, a different idea. What was yours? I want to go to Netflix every week, get the worst movie possible, and watch it, and then review it.

But it sounds very similar to what you're doing. Well, they have a podcast called How Did This Get Made and they do. That's what I was trying to avoid being like was I think you did. Because yours is what you defend the movie. You love it. The bad movie that you love. I think yours is better. Oh, thanks, man.

Because I think there are, well, I want to get into this in a little bit. I want to get back to goat fucking too. Yeah, yeah. But I want to get back to you a little bit. Really bad. Human pussy, yeah. Yeah, because I do want to get back to that. So let's talk about that in a second.

But yeah, your show, I think, is good. And I'll tell you why. But back to goat fucking. Yeah. It's funny that they do. I've heard that. I don't think that's true. What you've heard the human pussy thing? Yes, because I think that's just that they do. I've heard that. I don't think that's true. What you've heard the human pussy thing?

Yes, because I think that's just what you say to somebody when you get caught. I think, no, they got human pussy. Not good. Dude, this is just like my wife's pussy. No, there's like a 34 year old pussy, not a 12 year old. Yeah, it's like maybe a 62 year old human pussy. You know, there's way too many details about these pussy.

I looked it up. I've heard it about sheep that sheep have, they say sheep, they again say sheep what they are. Which I don't, I've never heard who, it's never been like Dr. McAdolph. From, you know, from the go-ins. Well, we did some testing. We stuck some dicks inside of some goats. We realized it feels exactly the same as that.

Like, mythbusters have. Mythbusters never did this. Like, I've never saw Mike Row on 30 jobs. So, to a while. This is what's killing him. If you look at the screen this poor goat is getting What makes you think the goat doesn't like it well, I don't know cuz he's trying to fight it just makes me I mean if he liked it the goat when he wouldn't have to hold it I've never had to hold my wife down

In the dirt the goat does not look at me. Slim Flammon. The raping. The raping the goat. Yeah. But here's and now he's running away. Of course he is. Yeah. He's going to get a fresh and then he runs away and he goes tells goat S.V.U. Bobby, that was funny. That sorry. Because I was really funny. The reason why I didn't laugh is because you're enamored with the goat pussy. I just felt bad for the goat because he took him into some shelter.

Yeah. And now he's sleeping with the goat. I feel awful. I feel awful. I feel awful. I feel awful. I feel awful. I feel awful.

I feel awful. I feel awful. I feel awful. I feel awful. Bobby that was funny. I'm sorry. If I had a donkey, donkey fucking ISIS fight. Doesn't it get hate ISIS even more? Like, you already hated ISIS, but aren't you now more like, now really, let's get him. Okay, let me ask you a question. Now, you're right. I think the theory, I don't think it's true what you're saying, because the key thing to go or donkey pussy being just

like human pussy is the fact that humans and goats and donkeys are very different. One's a human. The other one's a goat and very different. One's a human. The other one's a goat and a donkey. That's a cow, right? Yeah, this one's ready to turn the vine on. Is that a monkey? Yeah, they put it on the slow jams.

Yeah, this is, look at that. Now he's just fucking a donkey. Well, oh, that's a donkey, right? Yeah, I hope it's a donkey. I don't know how to be a cow. It looks a little bit bigger. Well, the donkey doesn't look like it's bothering him. But what if it's just a girl dressed in a donkey out of two women? It even a cow. It looks a little bit bigger. Well, the donkey doesn't look like it's bothering him. But what if it's just a girl dressed in a donkey outfit?

It's too women. It's a curry. It's just a guy. It's a... I want to not even feel the front person's head if it's doing it. Is that a gun? It's not a donkey outfit. It was such a fast joke.

Oh my God, that was funny. Now that was fun. No kidding. You don't come on. I don't get it's good. But what if what are you out there? You're I mean, there's no women you're out there for months I mean months out there tending to your donkeys and goats. I honestly completely get it There's millions of these videos. But where do you go from look? I'm not gonna jerk off jerking. I'm done with that

What's happening? I'm done with jerking off. I Want some real pussy. Yeah, it has to how long how much time would it take for you until you fucked in donkey Out throughout and you not getting any pussy. Okay, so now he pray every day. Here's the question. Here's the question that what did you what do you do? Okay, is that what people are telling you? Yeah, exactly. Well, tell those people to go fuck themselves. I don't know what they're saying. My headphones are jacked all the way. I can't go any further. So, what is Johnny?

Yeah. And Brandon. What's your name? Brandon, sorry, Brandon. What is the, what is that thing that, I mean, you know, nobody's there. Nobody's around, you probably, the other guy was like, dude, check this out.

I get it. And then it's like, if you caught me fucking a goat, if you caught me, you came out in the middle of the night and other tent to take a piss and I'm all with it just fucking. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm having a great time.

Like, I'm fucking, you hear fucking. Yeah, but you wouldn't, like, I think in ISIS, they already have a moral flexibility. Yeah, they've already doing beheadings. You'll just find fucking a goat. Yeah, they're cutting people's head up. First of all, I don't know, I can't hear anything. Well, if it was, the real question is,

if it was socially acceptable to fuck a goat, like if we could walk out, I'll make Google street and fuck a goat right now. And nobody would care. Yeah. Would you do it? That's like horse porn. I can't hear anything. A lot of people. If we did that, that would not be the craziest thing that's happened on me.

What if, well, now it's just a buzzing that's just ridiculous. I can hear now. That's great. What is the buzzing that's going on? I'm sorry. This is such an interesting conversation that's being fucked up by this shit is the buzzing that's going on? I'm sorry This is such an interesting conversation that's being fucked up by this shit Well, they cool now are we good? I mean can we turn the feed down there? I mean yeah, we've we've How would tell those assholes to turn their mics down? It's

Over here, and we try to talk about. But I know it's not important, it's the most, not the most fascinating. I know there's a lot of North Korea. There's a lot of the stuff we should be talking about. Yeah, right. Serial. But it's not of all the things. Listen, my blue collar dumb brain,

these are the things. And I see these things. It makes me question, it makes me question. I mean, what does it take to fuck like when you, I mean, first of all, they had to fuck regular vagina to want to fuck regular vagina so bad again that you would fuck an animal's vagina. They just like fucking things against their will.

Cause don't they rape and stuff? No, I don't think so. They, I'm saying people that told me this. I said, they're also fucking cheap. Those people are real pieces. ISIS. I'm saying people that told me this. They're all so fucking cheap. Those people are real pieces. ISIS, I'm saying. I, first of all, ISIS listens to this podcast and I did not say that.

Yeah, but they're doing everything like for their own. They don't look at it like we're evil. They look at it like we're doing this for a purpose. You know what I mean? I don't, first of all, what fucking a goat. I wanna say this. First of all, they don't know they're being, they don't know

they're being watched. I'm sure if they were like, yo, man, US, US troops were over there watching us. I'm sure they'd be like, Oh, shit. And stop fucking the animal. They just start praying. Oh, yeah. I think that they're just in the middle of the night. No, they don't think anybody's around like if we were in the woods, you just need a good supervisor to tell them, but why don't they fucking show their, I don't they fucking shudder? I don't know. They just go. Just be gay.

It's not a first time. They have a system down and everything. Yeah, a first time they're doing this. Can you find another? And also, are they really out there that long where it would go to get to go fucking? Donkey, find a donkey one. How long are they out there that I guess to this point?

That's what I wanna know. I don't know, what I was in a jewelry haul. Everybody was like, do it. Like was like, what I was a jewelry haul. Everybody was like, like, I tell people you're a jewelry haul, they're like, dude, you, did you suck dick and jewelry? It's like, no, you're out in three months. If you suck, if you suck dick, you're gay. Yeah. Yeah. You suck dick the first night. You're there. I'll do it. Whatever. You went to jewelry. You're fucking goat. I mean, how long would it take to just to say, yeah, fuck it. And then you put it, you got to have a big piece to talk to that type of big vagina.

That's a, a donkey vagina's got to be big. So your dick's got to be a, you got to have a nice piece, right? I can't fuck my girlfriend on this side. If we're on like laying next to each other on the side. Cause you're penis. My dick's too small, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can't fly. I so wish I didn't relate to that I wish I could have went really like

and just being honest if I went really you're like Bobby's over acting Bobby I think I can be sued okay you know I don't want to download I'm sorry forget us I'm really gonna to download the video. I'm sorry, forget it. I'm really going to show in the video. I keep having this girl. The last thing that just popped up was a clip from Webman. Because we want to talk. I'm swinging to you. I'm, I'm saying wearing it at one point.

Oh, you're ass fucking show. We, uh, but you know the guys in the helicopter, the US Air Force or whatever, up in the Apache helicopter. They're probably like, is that ISIS? Do they have weapons? No, they don't have weapons. If they're weapons, fire, feel free to fire. Well, then I really kind of do anything. There's something that shoots, but it's not a weapon.

Yeah, I don't know if I should take these guys out, because I don't want to kill an animal. These poor fucking animal. I'm a whole man. Why wonder if the animals, not that they look, look, my head a dog, and when I gave a dog peanut butter or a biscuit or loved it, would come to me, smell it.

Now, if you fucked an animal and they if they liked it would they Come you know, hey, would they come find you in your debt? Really honestly thought absolutely I would think so if they liked it, but I don't think they like it They might you don't think they like it. I think what do they what do they say? The animal they say fucking animals fuck anybody you want. Don't ask, just fuck them all. It's funny because they have such a high moral ground, you know, well, that's what the, where the yeah, well, that's a very big contradiction.

Absolutely. But can you, they, I mean, you must break down, like broke back mountain. Well, they just broke down after a certain point. Yeah, homophobic and they put their fucking donkeys. Yeah, but is that gay? That's not gay. That's not gay, but I'm like, but that shouldn't be against God's law of your, that's what you're thinking. Well, maybe it's like Catholic girls won't have sex in the vagina

because that's against God's. You can get pregnant, but they'll take it. They'll take it in the ass. That's a loophole, though. It's not really a loophole. You're not supposed to fucking the ass too in the Bible. I think that's it. You can find that in the Bible that's somewhere

Well, there's so anti game and I when I was in but when I was in Bahrain Excuse me. I was in Bahrain one time. Why? First of all if you try to brush over you being in Bahrain Bahrain this one time whatever it doesn't be shit. Not a big deal. Just a mind. Yeah, you had a practice saying it itself Rain It's not a big deal. Just a mind. Yeah, you had a practice saying it itself Rain You said brain You wife kept going no it bar rain on it bar rain. I couldn't even say Wilkes bar Whatever the Wilkes bar Pennsylvania. I was having trouble with that. What's Barry? Where is bar rain?

It's it's in the middle east. It's right across the water from Iraq. No shit So if you I racker I Iran, so if you, uh, if you're looking on the map, like when I got there, I tried to Google map myself, like where I was, and I realized they don't have Google maps there. So it just tells you we can't search for the other Google maps was just a satellite in the sky. But you have to have to feed to a, like, like,

Google has to have like a presence in where you're being fed to. Wow. Yeah. But yeah, when I was there, you go to the one thing you don't want to do is Google has to have like a presence in where you're being fed to. Wow. Yeah. Wow. When I was there, you go to the one thing you don't want to do is you go to your sound guy. Are we good? And he goes, I guess? Wow.

Man, if it sounds good, you go right. The sound is coming through. I hear something. I don't know what it is. Yeah, it's great. I don't know if it's working at all. That was it. You tell me?

What? You know, one fucking dickhead and speakers are up too loud. I don't know what it's great. I don't know if it's working at all. Oh, is it you tell me? What? What? You know, one fucking dickhead, his speakers are up too loud, and he's like, the sound's not good. Fucking turn it up. Trying to fuck donkeys. People can play in a lot that what, listen to this show, don't they?

No. No. We got three fans. I got cool. Fucking peanut head. Yeah, that was awesome. There he is. All right, stop, stop, stop, stop. We got I got cool fucking peanut head Stop stop stop stop stop stop hang on do we oh my god Michael Jackson's back What the fuck what are you doing the Wayne's brothers mom?

Hey, did Tracy on steroids, yes. What the fuck? I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. She came to the team. I do very confident now that I'm having a baby. I don't need to prove anything.

My manhood is secured. I may dress his gaze. I like on the street. It's not of a gauge. Jazzy. Thank you. It's night. What is up with you?

Look, I put this on because I was like, I'm gonna come here and I wanna dress like a bomb. Can I try it on you? I know you're looking. I gotta go to a show after. So I wanna. Can I just say you look like the bees knees? Can I just say,

hey, what's going on? It's a saga. This is the borrower spot. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you to meet you. Hey guys, doing welcome to the YKWD. This week's show, we've got some really jazzy guests. For my friend, John Donnelly, Chubby like me. I've got a new guy, Brandon, I think, his name is Will Find Out. Of course, Aaron Burr. So check it out this week on the old YK.

W. D. You know what? Listen man, this is... Turn it off. No, can you fucking have any comic timing whatsoever? It's perfect. You know what I mean?

She's just watching. It's good too. I hate this. This is why you suck. Because you're gonna have to do your show. You're gonna take the thing and I know you're gonna put it right on the mic stand. No. Like you're a fucking bugle player.

I put it right on stage. I hope you, when you take it off, you throw it away. I take it off. You don't bring it up with you on stage? Why do I have to like it? Stop making me like your style. Now I don't wear a fucking. Your hand doesn't get freezing cold.

No, the slightest. No, you know why? Because I'm a man. All right, I'm a man. Let's fight, let's do it. Come on. Yeah, let's do it so I get more ratings. Hey, listen.

You're gonna watch that, right? No, you look, here's the problem with you. You look too good. I get this guy's got fucking nine patterns on what's up. He's trying to book his own show in Brooklyn Trying to get a fucking C so deal I got Sean who's too skinny and he's not fat or skinny. He's right in that middle stage I know he didn't I don't know if I like it I like being out if I like it. It is a theory. You're in it. I might listen longer. I don't know. I like being that head. I like all the.

Yeah. And then somebody called me. Yeah. And then you walk in. Yeah. Looking like you're solving mystery. Yeah. You look like you're solving mysteries.

He's not even in a game nightclub. All right. So let me ask you a question. Here and see me. Here and see me. Here. Tastes fresh. Oh. This is recent.

Can you solve the mystery of Arab's fucking goats? I saw that video. Did you see it? That's what they're supposed to do. That's not a crime in their community. They show. Yeah. There are a lot of fuck goats as long as it's not men.

A lot. Who's not right upon it? I lost it. You can fuck goats as long as it's not men a lot I lost that you can fuck go. Yeah, I don't believe that who said was in the first chapter Chapter of what you open the What's up the grand yeah with the fear of sounding racist and right? I don't think you have that fear That Mike he's talking to the mic Dangerous sentence with the fear of Sunday racist Well, then you're gonna send you People off of buildings and you're gonna get on them for fucking this is the least harmful thing they did well that's wrong

Well, yeah, all of it's wrong. There you go. I don't want Jesus Christ. Yeah, I thought that would hit my heart Yeah, because you know why? What you said was wrong. What the fuck? Was the Pumi in network? What is that? What are you saying? Yeah, I said fucking the donkey's wrong. Hey, listen.

Oh, I see a bit of me. God dammit. That's for you. Hey, oh, thank you. Well, sure. Of course it is. Make sure it doesn't smell like bum. Would you like to get this regard?

Dean Martin's corpse? Yeah. He's corpse? He's dead? So... It's nice to see you. So Lizard, I mean, when you solved gay crimes... Yeah. No, is there...

First, I got famous after the Paul's Night Club. They called it the shootout. I called it a pectoral massacre. There was blood and semen everywhere. And once I got rid of my erection, I got down a solving cry. You should have your own CSI show. I wish. Where you saw mysteries just in that outfit. Yeah, just in that outfit and just in and bokeh retone and downtown Miami. This glory hole was used recently. How do you know? Oh, I can taste it.

That's right, girls. It's just an aggro for that. You've got all these cool things. I fucking love to pitch that. I'm going to write that down. Gays, he sells game, just Gays. He's really. Yeah, he does really.

What smells like pus in here. I'm out He walks and he's What's wrong? My god, what's wrong with the detective the one the one case you couldn't crack the Case of the Jersey's He snatched it until every day. So he's show Lauren in a closet hiding with a negligent. She rubs her pussy on the night. So he can't he can't.

Oh, nice. Not anything. It just smells terrible. Thank you for finishing my joke. Here you go. My fatness. You almost got it. Oh, joke. There you go. My fatness made me run out of breath. Oh God. Well anyways, yeah, there was a big fight here last week.

I heard about it. Yeah, I'm sure you guys all heard about it. What was the fight here? Oh, is that a whole contending? I don't know. Oh, I know. He's about to, oh no, you don't do it. You do the roast battle, so?

Oh, I know. No, look at me. I was, you know, he was just talking over, buddy. I was was talking over everybody. He called me a light skinned and word and then I oh That was in the show that was it Did you see the that show in the 50 150? Oh, man. What was that? Bring it up right now. Here's I'm gonna set it up for you. Everybody has seen it some people surprisingly haven't but what basically were on a podcast with Cory Holcomb very funny guy and

Ari and I know he's funny. I don't know the other guy, but I Radio show it's a podcast, but you know, it's a very popular podcast and You know they'll look it They don't mean they as the racist Blast I'm not talking about black people You know, they'll look at, they don't mean they as the racist, you know, blah. I'm not talking about black people. I'm, no, no, no white guys go, they kept talking over each other. I don't want to, but on this show, which happens on my show, happens on podcasts,

you tend to yap over each other and it's annoying and it gets fucked up. I've had it happen on this show where somebody just won't shut the fuck up. And it ruins if the other people can't talk. They can't make a point and you know, Ari had a couple drinks and was they were talking. They were all, look, it's three alpha males and they're trying to all, you know, kind of get their thing off and and this is what happened. Ari, you know, kept talking over this one guy and he planned. That's the truth. Trust me, nigga. You can trust me. Trust me.

I'm out of luck for your shit. That's the truth. Nigga, shut the fuck up. What about us? Niggas are the lights getting. Yeah. I stopped it right there. I don't know if that's true.

I don't know if that's a fact. What the hardest, the hardest of that, the loudest. The loudest. The loudest. I don't know. I don't know. I've never heard that. It's also a thing that we never experience as being white people is the shade thing because I used to,

I went on like a youth group thing once when I was a kid. There was a bunch of black kids I was hanging out with there. And this one kid was so dark, they called him Cocoa Bean, the entire trip. Cocoa Bean. Cocoa Bean, yeah. And I was like, that's hard. And they were like, they deserve to be that's hard. No, like they're like

deserved to find with it. I called the drummer at the village on the ground. I called them pump a nickel ground. I said, I was actually will so Vince will was will brought me off stage and he was talking to me. But I thought I was talking to actually the pole over on this side because I couldn't see him. He was overheard. And I go, Jesus Christ will. Because Will is the

hasty. He's very dark. And I said, dude, you're a darker, your darker is pump and nickel bread. But the whole crowd laughed, which I thought and will was like, what? Wait a minute. You can't. You know, it was just a laugh at that. Also, pump and nickel is very funny. Pump and nickel is one of my favorite ones. And one of my favorite breads. I don't fuck with Pumpernickles. Dad, I don't know you, because you have abs. Anyway, this guy, this whole light skin thing.

I mean, look, I think all redheads mostly are evil. Oh, I guess they do have, because they're good. Right, gingers. Yeah, I think redheads are stereotypically evil in movies and TV shows. It's always a redheaded guy. Yeah, we used to call my friend a problem child in Opie because he had freckles in red hair.

Yeah, I used to torment him with it. Yeah. He hated it. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, look at Christmas story, redhead, that fucking kid. Malachi, children on the corn. In Erie's Spheres defense, everyone's lighter skin than him. He's like purple black.

That's the video. I don't think he's super. Is he super dark? Erie's really looking right at him. Yeah, but that's the video might make you see. Well, his cheeks are making shadows on his face. Is he so fat? I guess he is. Wow.

I'll take. No, I don't want to give it to you, man. That was just racist. I worked with him on it. We don't have a, we this is for being unfunny. That was just razors. I worked with them. I never would this is for being unfunny That was just for making a bad And inappropriate statement. I don't have a bad dinner for that. Just ruining your career. All right Tonight I'm gonna leave no, please stay

Lewis and you don't want to go back to Brooklyn now. What's rush hour? Oh shit? Are you really living Brooklyn? No? Oh So Oh shit, are you really living Brooklyn? No, I don't. So. No, I know. Go ahead, what you need. Okay, let's all go. I'm not drunk, nigga. I don't drink, nigga. I'm very clear minded. Uh-huh.

Which means I'll fuck you. Okay, more because I'm drunk, nigga. Stop. Oh, dude. Oh, thanks for now, boy. All right, stop it right there. Bring it back a little bit. But here's a problem with this first shot.

He didn't think about it. He suck a punch, them, right? Yeah. Which, all right. He didn't think about it. He suck a punch them, right? Which, all right. Is it really, I mean, he's sitting right there, Bobby. It's not like he ran up behind him. I hang on one second. That was very slow though. Don't get mad at me, okay?

I don't know why you mad at me. Are you alone with the outfit? I just, I just, I report what I see. You know, if you're trying to solve the crime. If you're a fella and you're straight forward and you mess around with a dame, you got us pumped in the face. Hey, when you're a fella and you're straight forward and you're messing around with a damn you got us Hey, when you're talking to top you got a you got to be a top You can't be at bottom when it's time to be a top Aris bees wasn't the bees knees

But look at that look at Aris hands on it. They're all right. They're on He's not he's not in a punch, it's all talk, right? All right, right now it's fuck you, fuck you, shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up, I'm gonna punch you in the face. I'll beat the fuck out of you and he has his hands over his hands. He's not gonna fight, he's not even looking at it and I watch, watch this punch.

And this is, let's see a push. He just, elbow, elbow. Yeah, elbow. No, no, no, he doesn't, And this is Now he doesn't he doesn't elbow Bobby does like does areas have to get up in a sum of position before the guy can throw a punch or Fuck you up. I'm a fuck you up like when you're saying I'm a fuck you up. You're inviting punch. I guess you're right. But here, but here watch this. He didn't store an elbow, guys. He missed the punch.

He missed the punch. He stopped. He stopped. He stopped. He stopped. He stayed. Yeah, he threw, he threw it wrong. Yeah.

He hit his cheek and slid all his weight slid down his face. He didn't get him good. No. Cause he was trying to land on the chin, right? Well, that's also how he's reacting. He's reacting as well. You're supposed to react? That's exactly what you're supposed to do. Put your hands over your head.

Yeah, protect your head. I mean, and he, the only part of his head that's out is the hardest part. He's protecting his face and his jaw, so it doesn't get knocked the fuck out. Because if he, if he, when you're getting beat up You obviously somebody get really beat up. They they you kind of curl up into a ball and you protect the vitals your eyes

Your jaw yeah, the top part of your head you can punch the hill break his hand before he I don't see him getting up to try to fight him Well, I mean, I think he's protecting himself and then it goes it goes dark But if I mean if I was gonna throw this is the you're gonna hit somebody you're gonna protecting himself and then it goes dark. But if I was gonna throw, this is the, you're gonna hit somebody, you're gonna get up and throw it, you should make... Uh-huh, which means I'll fuck you okay? But more because I'm drunk nigga. You went for the job. Oh, look, oh, no!

Trying to knock my own back in. Yeah, you should've seen that. Yeah. Look at Ari knows what he's doing. He's covering up. Oh, I'll just get a lot. He's covering the fuck up. You know, that's exactly what you should do, Sean.

Sean, have you ever get the shit kicked out of you? Do that. Don't fucking do this, don't. I don't think it's like a Steve Bern album cover. I'm Caucasian Asian. I'm Caucasian. I'm Canadian. You're a Canadian.

You're a Canadian. You're a Canadian. Exactly. You don't want to do that. Yeah, but I don't go around talking to people. I'm going to fuck them up, though. That's to do that. Yeah, but I don't go around telling people I'm gonna fuck them up though That's the main thing while you do with your eyes I But isn't Ari Spears known for getting into shit even though he's not the one who punched him

I don't think he's I think he's known for being I would spoken One of the more like people is he not no I worked with him. I had no problem with him I've met him never had had no problem with him. I've met him. Never had a problem with him. Neither. But I think we get along well with assholes.

Why is that? I don't know. Not that I'm saying you're right. Ron, I think you're right. I think people associate me with assholes. Because we're assholes. We have an asshole quality to us. I think we have an asshole quality, but we also have the ability to.

You're not assholes. I know both of you. Yeah, but we have the asshole quality. We have the assholes. We're assholes.. Yeah, but we have the asshole call it. We have the Yeah, we are both like teddy bears underneath, but we have asshole. That's there. I agree with you. Which is why I always get along with Assholes weasels. I don't get along with I don't What about donkeys getting fucked? I think you're right. I think that we don't get a disingenuous people. Well, it's the speaker mind with the town. Weasley guys. If you see a weasley guy, you're like, this

guy's a weasel. I don't fucking like him. I can feel it. Yeah, but an asshole I get along with an asshole like I can deal with an asshole because I'm an asshole. Yeah. The assholes, you know where you stand with assholes. Yeah. You do with weasels. You don't know what they're up to. Yeah. Look, I have no idea what you're doing right I know Amber trying to be trying to be a gay night club owner All right ID ID. He's good. Let it be Aaron loves doing that voice Voice the other voice is the one he's doing.

I'm straight. That's his fake voice. This guy loves pussy. He just gets the door of his apartment. He's like, finally. He keeps going to a shit too. What a day. what a day. What a day.

He has a studio. He has a studio. He shares with Lisa Lippin-Elly. Hey, Lily. Hey, how you doing? You're fucking queer. Packed your roll away bags. You're all good to go to AC.

But I think this guy, you know, he's gotten, he did something else on stage or something with some, some girl, harass some girl or something. He harassed a girl. Yeah, something really. I'm just stalling, giving Lauren time to, I went harassed a girl. H-A-R-R-A-S-E-D-E-R-R-A-S-E-D-E-R-R-S-A-H-A-G-U-I. She's lost on her ass. Girl.

Girl, L-I-R-L. A Google.com. I swear I was wrong. I would just go to video instead of, yeah, from my depot. No, that's not. That has nothing to do with it. I don't think they have a video of me for racing the car. I was thinking about a comedy club, I thought,

maybe I'm wrong, I could be wrong, maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. I mean, what was the last fight you got into Sean? I was a while ago, not strong. I got into a fight. The last one, I think, I kicked out a cabin bar where they used to have that show that come. Yeah. Yeah. I kicked out for two months because I fought this dude. Right. I was online for the bathroom and there was a girl that was,

she was waiting for the bathroom, the girl's bathroom, whatever it was. And I was super drunk. And I asked the girl if she needed to use the bathroom. She was like, what do you use the guy's bathroom? And she goes, no, no, it's fine. And I was so drunk, I forgot I asked her drunk and I asked the girl if she needed to use the bathroom. She was like, what do you use the guys bathroom? And she goes, no, no, it's fine. And I was so drunk, I forgot I asked her. So I fucking, I asked her three more times. And then she got annoyed at me. I think she was kind of drunk as well. And she goes, she goes, whatever.

No, no, no, no. And I had a beer on my hand. And I was like, whatever. And the beer poured all over. And I didn't realize it. And I went to the bathroom. And then I'm walking. This story has holes in it.

That's a truck still. No, it's a truck. Well, drunk. And it talks about you to the bathroom. And then I'm walking. This story has holes in it. That's a truck. No, it's not. Well, it's drunk. Here it talks, we go. You threw it in there. And then I had no, I knew, I kind of knew it, I guess, but whatever. And I was walking back and our boyfriend pushed me

on the ground from behind. Like jumped up and I just went after him. And we got into it for a few minutes. And I got kicked out for like two months. He pushed you on the ground? Yeah, because I was walking, I was walking back towards the bar and her boyfriend. She told her boyfriend, the boyfriend walks out to me and pushes me from behind onto the ground.

And then you jumped up, I jumped up and just punched him right in the face. What did he do after that? He tried to punch, it was like that melee thing that happens where you get like, you kind of use a light skin. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he pulled apart. And then the bartender was like, you're out of here for two months. Like she's not going to want you. She's ready to go. But she had a date. She's like, go CHR. That was probably the last fight.

That was years ago. You just kicked somebody out and then you know, worked a date out later. The last almost fight I did, people were coming down the up staircase in the subway station. Yeah. And I was yelling at them, people were coming down the upstairs case in the subway station, and I was yelling at them because I was taking 10 minutes to get to the fucking stairs and I freaked out because I was in a bad mood already

and I was stoned sober and I go, yo, get off the upstairs case. And one guy walks by me and he goes, he goes, eat me. That's what he said. I wasn't thinking and I responded, I go, maybe I will. That's what I'm doing.

Yeah. And maybe I will eat you. That'll show you to come down the upstairs. Yeah, that's the last kind of fight. That was more of an argument. Subway is the best. It's awesome. Subway being a buddy's in a rush. Yesterday I turned one.

Black girl walking behind me keeps bumping into me, clearly trying to get by me so that I won't let her by me. And then she's like, oh, this motherfucker don't even say, excuse me. And I go, maybe if you stop looking at your phone and watch where you walk, we wouldn't have to. And then she looked at me, but she kind of had a smile. And I was like, see, we can just look at each other this far. And I was like, like this, right? She's like, you didn't say excuse, but then she was happy about it. And I was like, and then she's like, and I'm pregnant. I was like, congratulations. I'm sorry I didn't get out of your way. Have a great day. And then it turned into a nice thing

because we made eye contact. And it would have been, you know, in the old days, it should be taken from her. You should take your hat off and take a feather out of it. That's for you pretty little. For you to precious. You said the Michael Richards thing. He said in the old days, you'd be hanging from a tree.

Yeah. What? Are you crazy? Why would you say that? Why would you say that? I felt like I was a couple weeks ago. I'm a fraction of it. create why would you say Why would you say that joke because it was horrific your horrific it was saying it's terrible. It was too bad It's terrible. It was horrible. You I mean look at man. That's crazy. It's crazy. You're crazy I'm crazy. Why would you say it was too far? It's the name of the episode. Yeah, what?

Aaron who Now you are pretty for. That's the name of the episode. Yeah. What? I'm just kidding. Fuck Aaron. Who? Now you are pretty, you say what I'm the fuck you want to do. Yeah. And do you, does that, are you, are you worried about that in your career? No. At all. No. Why? Cause I believe the comics don't have to apologize for what they say. Not even, not even. I'm not at that point where I can lose any. You know, when we know that, we know, he got nothing. I'm not.

You'll lose that jacket. At the point where we can lose it. But I'm saying though, what if, but do you think I want to ask your serious question? Yeah. Because I like you. You know that I like you. I have an affinity for you.

I really, not because you're what I aspire to physically Is that true? No, no, yeah, yeah, but no You know not like totally. I would like his upper torso. You know, you know what that takes for guys I like the great now. I wouldn't take that much He goes to gym every day you wouldn't take that Every day five days five you would every day, but. You wouldn't take that much. You don't do it every day? Five days, we're fine. You wouldn't have every day. But buddy, you wouldn't have. Every business day. But I wouldn't have to do that.

You wouldn't have to do that, not me. No, you get a five-man. What are you doing? I just know fat guys get angry. I'm not the fat guy. I'm angry for him. I'm like, what are the fat guys are like? What are you?

What are you? You're me. Yeah, I'm different than you. I can get to that quicker than you, Sean. I've been that. I'll tell you why, Bobby could do it because he's an addict on the inside. This is a form of a dick. But I've been there.

You've never been there. You've always been here on it there. You've eight years old. Bobby, we were all right. I was ripped that summer. Sean, you've been this your whole life. No, I was a that summer. Sean, you've been this your whole life. No, I was a skinny kid. Skinny, but I've been that.

Oh, I make me feel fucking worse. I'm sorry. I mean, reality's reality, buddy. You gotta just grow up and live life. But, Sean, I'm kidding. I'm fucking real. No, but you really could never get that. You have muscle memory? Is that what you're saying? My muscles are like no, yeah, they remember peanut brown jelly sandwich is a popcorn.

Listen, no, you can get like that. You can get it. It would take a lot. It would take a little bit. I can't believe you. It would take a lot. You're fucking. You're telling me that.

I'm funny. You're getting it. I know. Get get you hot, right? One of the smack guys is giving you limitations. You let Bobby convince you, like, yeah, man, you're right. You fucking, you fat glass house motherfucker. I just, I wonder if, I mean, I know a comic should be able to say whatever they want. I think comics, but you have to, you know, you say some pretty, that was pretty crazy.

You fucking, that's pretty crazy. And what if, what if someday you do get an opportunity, what if someday somebody says, I mean, you book this audition, you're going to be on NBC and it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a go show. And all of a sudden they've, someone sends them a clip of you saying some fucked up shit. That'll happen. Okay, but you know, what are you going to say when I'm asked?

I, I'm not going to apologize. I'm like, what would you say? I'm going to say it's satire. I was doing a comedy show. I thought it was funny at the time. Not everything goes the way it's planned. It's comedy. You take risks. Right. That's, that's all I can do.

I can't go the other way. I can't be like, I'm sorry. I did black. I'm not listening. Yeah. You could. You know, did that. I said dancing. There's a couple you know, did Neil Diamond, did the jazz singer. Tons of people that look that was that. Let me, let me, and I, and I'm very strict about this. If Hassan Menage can do white face on the daily show, a white comic can do black face. Now what, what do you do a white face? Can I see that? You did that. Yeah. Can somebody spell his name for her? She's from fucking the Jersey school system. And he did white face. And don't tell, and don't tell me that it's different. I know that there's a history of black face. But in the name of comedy, it's all the same. It's different. I know that there's a history of blackface,

but in the name of comedy, it's all the same. It's sad. Stop it. She wrote White House. I know I'm kidding. She had your face. Al Jolson. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I mean, that's how I feel about it. All right, here we go. It's video, video, video. Video? Oh, that's. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no two fuck it. Just go I fucked up. I can't speak today I'm talking about high high high high to the marginal photo. She goes you want a video? No, let's take the photo and let's talk about the photo Yeah, oh he looks a lot crazy He looks like really white he like he actually looks like a white guy. That's what happens when you do a job

What happened? I on his half white because, all right, here's a deal. I, this is weird. Holy shit. But I would like somebody to explain why this is, uh, what? Why this is okay and why black faces that I'm saying, Bobby. But I think that's, but nobody, let's try to find.'s try to find it. And let me just have you. I think he's a brilliant comic mind. I think the stuff that he does in terms of his political satire is very stuight. He does like, you know, the White House correspondence dinner is all that shit. Very smart, very funny guy. I've seen him come in and prep stuff and run stuff in clubs. Very funny guy. He was, he's allowed to do this. I'm allowed to do blackface stuff.

Yeah, but it doesn't even look like he's doing whiteface. He's doing whiteface. It looks like, like, did it just face and flower or something? All right, let's just watch this for one second. Here we go. Going, Islam. Oh! Oh!

I'm sorry Trevor. My name is Chad Smith. Oh, thank you. I don't know who this Hassan is, but he sounds a little too muslim to be safe at a Trump convention. You know what I mean, Trevor? I love NASCAR. I stopped this for one second.

Hassan, seriously? You put on White Face? You mean my natural appearance? It's happening. The daily Christmas making over. So, where's the damn sorry. It's happening. The daily. I'm thinking over. So we're in the damn sorry. It's actually not weird. It's just the bottom corner. You hit the wrong button.

Okay. She is doing great. She's the best. Here's a, don't have a thing. You're on the air. I have to think about this because I'm not going to just agree. I can't just do say, I understand what you're saying. And I'm like, Oh, okay. Right. But I don't, I, there's something saying to me, there is a difference. What is the difference? I'll tell you what it is. The difference is that isn't white face. That's, that's,

that's professional makeup that make a little white guy. No, that's that's professional makeup. The makeup of a white guy. No, no, I'm serious. Blackface is you literally take black makeup, like literally like black paint and put it on your face. Burnt cork. Whatever. Burnt cork. She's crazy. He really is from the fifth. Yeah, he is. But no, he has he has a KKK video on YouTube.

How to do blackface. Three easy steps. First of all, Danny Murphy did it and they got away with it. First of all, Tony Murphy did it and they got away with it. First of all, drink this whole bottle of wine. Secondly, with a cross. Any Murphy third. Go ahead. Any Murphy did it on SNL. Got away with it. It was hilarious. But can I say something? Robert, then a junior did it in Tropic Thunder. The same way they did it like this. Got away with it. Yeah. You're right. Robert, Robert. Okay. That's

a different point. Yeah, but in Tropic Thunder, they, some people, it was a gag that, that's a different point. Yeah, but in tropic thunder, they some people it was a gag that that it was offensive The thing in tropic thunder is it was a part of the bitch That it was stop and listen to this fuck. He tried to say it twice and you two fucking mule and quings Yeah, I'm not saying it again. Like we're at a coffee shop. Go ahead. Say it. No, what is this? Just say it. Therefore go. I want to hear it. Oh, saying it serious. It's not talking in front of him I'm saying it's in traffic talking in front of him. Oh, you're not a fighter, you really know. I'm sure it would happen. So stupid.

Go, go, go. In traffic. What you're trying to say between you? Hey, look, in traffic thunder, it was a bit that like it was offensive. I think Sean's right. I think that that when you're doing it as a character to prove a point or to say something like, he, in that it's this crazy guy, a character who became black literally had everything done, his skin change. It's like, oh my God, this guy is so fucking nuts.

Right. And then I think Hassan was doing it for protection at a Trump event. Right. He can't go in as a Muslim. He's going in as a white dude, so he doesn't get the shit kicked out of him, which is a thing. Blackface is from an era

when people would make fun of black people. Right. And where it was like straight up. So blackface is actually, can you find out where blackface comes from? I would like to find that out. There's Al Jolson. Jesus. That's blackface was like, it was like the

theatrical makeup used predominantly by non black performers to represent a black person. Yep. Read it out loud so that our fans have to go lucky. Stop. Let her read it. The practice game popularity during the 19th century. You're going to read it from the middle? Can you read it from the top? I already read it first out. He read it off fucking camera. Blackface is the form of the app. The moron.

He could've used... Well, you're gonna give him a half and then the middle? Show him a photo. Blackface stuff thing. Thank you. I'm sorry, I'm not yelling at you. I'm yelling at dumb dumb.

Yeah, me. Yep. Blackface is a form of theatrical makeup used predominantly by non-black performers to represent a black person. The practice gained popularity during the 19th century and contributed to the spread of racial stereotypes just as the happy go lucky, darky on the plantation with a identified coup.

You're a very long, very legitimately enjoyed that. Now, someone has an audio clip of you when you get a show. But okay, let me ask you this. Should I be able to play a black character? Should I be able to make up a blue? Sure. Why would you play a black character? Because say the rest of the cast is all white and I'm the only guy that can do Anthony

Kaepernick's voice. That's the dumbest thing. I mean, literally I tried to process that, but I'm not even that dumb. My brain went, good, good, good. Listen, it's stupid. I think what there is a difference. And I think Sean hit on it. That black face was done to kind of make fun of that type of black person. And also happy, go lucky, darky on the plantation or the day. Dan to feel cool.

Stereotypical. But I think that's the history of it. So I think the history, it does carry over. I don't know what to read with the chat. I'm on it goes back to that history. No, not like, not like, Tropic Thunder. I think that's professional, like, literally professional makeup.

Try to be a black. If you put that stuff on, you went around going, I'm the day to find cool on the plantation. Yeah, that's right. That's stuck. I agree.

Yeah, I think that's, but what did you do? I've done Kaepernick like in black face, but not like, oh, Lordy, I'm an funny Kaepernick. I just put black make up on it. You got that down pretty good though.

I can't stop like Anthony cabinet and explain why he wouldn't kneel or why he was kneeling during the anthem. Right, right, right. That was it. So you being a character. You're not doing black face. Oh, Lorde, Harlem's tough.

I would stop saying it like you do it every single day. As soon as you get into a car with another comic, I'm gonna move to Badahuda. I'm gonna move Who the, who the, he's gonna be a fond end. And we get, I'm on down. Fuck, man. Well, I'm glad that we, okay. What's up? Blackface was an important performance tradition in the American theater for roughly a hundred

years beginning around 1830. Why? Yeah, why? Why was it important? Can she read the first part of that? I was like, let me add this. Read the rest of it. You have.

She's she got tired. Lauren, baby. Last phase was important. She and she left us at she wanted a comment on the end. All right. There's any van, the monologue quickly became popular. That's why particularly so in Britain, with the tradition less and longer than in the United Con bolotea, la elección de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca.

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why is black face offensive? Find it and then just get back to us. If you can, all right, honey? Um, she says, you don't look at the pictures. No, it's a fucking podcast. We need to talk to people who enjoy it. Yeah. I think these, these, these these Wikipedia articles, they make it seem like it was culturally significant. It was like a tradition or something. Wasn't it OE shitty? Wasn't it OE? Well, I think, you know, there's never good intentions. Here's the thing.

Back in the day. I noticed that I'm on the auditions now. It's very multicultural now. I remember. Yes. I used to go into auditions. It was just hot white chicks and white dudes. Unless it was, you know, now you go in and for a role, it's not really race-

Race-observic, yes. What did you say? Race-specific. Specific? What did I say? Ocean-specific. You said, I've done that too though. I will not fuck you for that.

Go ahead, dude. I've said the race-specific. Specific. It's not fuck you for that. Go ahead, dude. I've said the racific. It's not very raciclantic. Ah, specific, right? Specific, specific, specific. Now you fucking me up. I don't think, you know, but now you go in, it's it's Asian girls, black girls.

And it's not even like there's no more pretty people in auditions. It's regular actors and actresses, which at first it was, I was like, wow, this is, but I kind of like it. You want one of my auditions. It's regular actors and actresses, which at first I was like, wow, but I kind of like it. You aren't one of my auditions. Well, I go in for Fettnik and security guard. Even if you watch shows now, I mean, dude, there's no show. What show out there is regular looking people? Or you mean, or not regular looking people? They're all multi-cultural.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. But it's all still hot people though. A lot of shows are really, Quantico is if it's hot, other hot FBI agents, Quantico, that's most shows have hot people in them. But it's ever like Netflix shows and the better the better the show, the more regular people they have in the show.

It's true. I wonder why they don't pick up on that. I think because in the middle of the country, they don't want in the show. It's true. I wonder why they don't pick up on that. I think because in the middle of the country, they don't want a good show. They want an easy show that has goals. That's why Baywatch was so popular. Yeah. Absolutely.

They say it's incredibly offensive because it's a character of a black person, meaning it exaggerates the black form to reinforce racist perceptions, historically has been used to perpetuate the fallacy that black people are an inferior race. Starting in the 1800s, white American actors performing in ministerial shows with what yeah,

menstrual, would rub their faces with shoe polish or shoe polish or grease paint to impersonate black people and act out racist stereotypes of black people, these menstrual, shows were, menstrual, enjoyed by white people who wanted to, dehumanize, dehumanize black.

It's okay, listen, baby, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, it's okay, you don't have to fucking say shit right on this show because I'm dumb, I'm all these people. I'm dumb, I'm show because I'm dumb and then all these people. I'm dumb and then you. You be you dumb dumb.

We're all dumb. I think it's always with me. I think it's always with me. Yes, we don't black face bad. Doing a black hair. Maybe it's all in 10. I think it's all in 10. It's like, because like this is saying that black face was used to make slaves look stupid

and all that saying keep people down. Yeah. But if you're intent, it should just be funny. Then, yeah. But let's be honest, it's not if you match up the two black days versus white face, we're white. We don't, what do we get offended by? We don't get offended by anything.

Go online. Why? I know people get offended. I'm saying like, stop pretending like anything is supposed to be there. Can I say something though? It's like you, um, we don't get offended by that much because there's nothing really. Just walked out. But what can they offend?

What do they say about us? What? That's a saying. Yeah, right. Exactly. I mean, that's not a really good one. But not, I think, I mean, I think that other races and creeds and stereotypes are, you know, they're, you know,

faggot is a heavy word. Absolutely. Cracker. Cracker doesn't. And I mean, it's due from the history of the word. That's what it is. Yeah. Cracker has what nobody ever gave a shit. Nobody gives a shit about. There's no, I mean, there's nothing. There's nothing for us. So you can say that we'll really offend us. What? Do you guys still use faggot? You know what? You know what? It really does though. No. Can I? No, I never used it. I never really used it. What? Do you guys still use faggies? You know what it really does though? No. Can I, no, I never used it.

I never really used it. I know I said faggy. Yeah. All right, but I don't even say that anymore. But you know what bugs me is when they call me the white man, or when they, you know, white privilege. That offends me. If you want to offend me, say white privilege,

because I don't know what the fuck that is. Right. Because I never got that. Right. And they say got that. Right. And they say, well, you're not wanna, well, yeah, but I get, I get clumped in with that. I get clumped in with that. Yeah, like why privilege?

I don't know what the fuck that even means. Like I have a better shot at something. I work, I don't know what the, I've only worked with minorities my whole life. And every job I did was with minorities, gays, blacks, Spanish, um, whites. Donally. Huh?

Donally. I don't know what that white, when you call me white privilege, I don't know. And I don't really know white privilege. I never knew. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it's a myth. I think it is. But it's not, it's, you can't just say every white guy has white, all you guys have pieces

of shit. You right? I mean, He's wearing fucking things, giving for what if I could adjust me? I think in terms of cops, it exists. I think in terms of cops. That's kind of a stereotype, but I also think that's part of the police's job. You can be down on this job.

Police do job. This isn't Rogan. I'm not Rogan's there. Hey, you can, okay, I think they have to. The bar is set very low. I think it's a car. We let me get the word out.

I'll go back and forth. I had a funny line. You kept stepping on it. We got bars at low. Police. I was trying to police this. I think it comes. Yeah. Well, like, all right.

So there's like this antifa shit. Yeah. Now that, you know who that is? Yeah. All right. Bring it in. Antifa. Antifa's new album.

This is shit. What is it? Antifa's just the protesting. Prevalent Berkeley in the news this week. A bunch of Trump supporters actually like fought them. And basically people are saying now anti-fascists are the new fascists. Yeah, anti-fascism. Yeah, anti-fascists.

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people should be kicked out of the car, just because you voted for another American candidate, right? You should be violently hurt. And that is the definition of fascism. And they're actually calling these people fascists. And now the Trump supporters are actually fighting back. Yeah. And they're going up, but the police the police came out and as soon as

These these antifa guys came out the police went back in their cars and sat there really because because they don't want to be subjected to their shit. They don't want to be on the news, you know Being racist or whatever the fuck thing. So the Trump supporters, uh, breaking this guy gets punched. Yeah, look at, yeah, every smears. It's so funny how you can Trump supporters, the guy win it. Yeah. Mark. Mark. Mark.

I love it. Well, this girl was fucking macing people and this guy just came over and punched her in the face. But he didn't, how do you, but you don't know it was a girl because we're all wearing hoods and masks. So you just see somebody in all in black throwing rocks and macing people so the guy just you see this guy come and just a Right hook right to the face and then one of the antifa guy goes he hit a girl Yeah, this girl just fucking

Try to take somebody's eye out. They're horrible people these antifa people. I just don't I it's like you guys are fucking creeps They're starting a civil war a lot of the Trump people, they're not completely in his hands, well. Look, okay, fine. You're gonna have your opinions, opinions is one thing, but like, come on, there's a lot of shit, come on. But you're not supposed to be people, you're not supposed to be punching people.

Yeah, because first of all, you come to a rally, you go to a rally and you're there to just fuck it up, right? Well, if I went to a rally, if I believed in Trump, if I was a Trump supporter, and I went to a Hillary Clinton rally and just sat there and screamed, she sucks, she's a criminal, fuck Hillary. And I got beat up.

Nobody would say anything. Why would you say anything? Why would you do a comedy show and you heckle a comedy show? Should you get beaten up in a comedy show? You should get dragged the fuck out. And if you don't go, if someone says leave and you don't leave, if someone says you have to go and you don't go,

and if someone's in a club, and they're screaming at you, Sean, screaming at you, and you're like, can you please remove, and they won't leave, no, I'm not leaving, fuck you, no, fuck you stink. And then what do you. No, I'm not leaving. Fuck you. No. Fuck you stink. And then what do you expect? What are the bounces do? Do they drag her out and that she fights the bounces?

What do you do that? Do you just not do it? I don't know. I'm not saying this is right or wrong. I'm just saying you're putting people in touch. I'm not putting anybody first. If you asked to leave a place, you as because you because of who you are as a person, you should go, okay, I'm going to leave a place you as because you because of who you are as a person You should go, okay, I'm gonna leave I did what I did I it was wrong. It was against the rules

I did it and you say and leave I'm out. Goodbye. Well, they have like videos I saw a video once of it was a Trump thing the guy protested went in protest It was getting dragged out. Yeah, got punched while he was getting dragged out. Yeah, by the old guy the old guy Yeah, that was cool. he was getting dragged out. Yeah, by the old guy. The old guy. Yeah. That was cool. Nope. Right. Not absolutely not.

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Yeah, where are these guys? Show it. And what, where's that prison? A home for the long street. A home for the spaggons and jagged right to my decoy. I think he's in season. That's actually a white guy. Yeah, that's right.

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He says where there's only one black guy in that chair? This is Christ. What show is this today? I think we took this through fun. First of all, first of all, Rosie, relax. Okay, we're trying to talk. We're having an honest conversation about racism and stereotypes, and here's the deal, that was a funny line. Where's your fucking sense of humor you fucking? That's the problem with liberals.

Is that they're losing their sense of humor. You can't just go on fucking social media and make it. I was kidding, first of all. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying this I'm not saying musical that's the first thing you fucking I'm trying to make anybody like more black guys. Well, no, he's making a point

It was a very yeah, it was a very white that was the white collar section That was all high in crime everybody out to the tennis court You have bad criminals bad bad criminals You're gonna point you 1099 You all right you phone are you phone, okay? I'm gonna make sure. Okay, you're okay? Yeah, yeah.

Um, well, I think you have an, I look at, yeah, I've an honest conversation about race, man. I didn't know about, I, it makes sense to me now. You know, he did a, cause I heard about your, your black face, they called it. Yeah. They're a little bit calling it black face. You didn't do black face.

You actually did a character. Yeah. When was this? When did you do this? Oh, several times. Oh, man, now let me take it back. What the fuck are you talking about? Sometimes a lot of people.

I used to go, we did cavernic. How many have you done? Be honest with, look at me. Yeah. Don't suck me. I don't want to be in your court case. Let me see. How many times have you done black? You're in a dep case. Let me see. How many times you've done black?

You're in a deposition. Have you done black face? Or have you done characters? No, I've done characters. It's all characters. Yes, all characters. I've never been like, he'd be a gibby, sir.

No. I know, but you might be sent me ever to see me. Yeah, first time he was the Dan-Defined Coon. No, I didn't do Dan-Defined Coon. The happy couple. What have you done? Like a cappernic. Mm-hmm. I do cultural appropriation, Aaron, but that's got no makeup.

It's just me with a dreadlock hat. And cappernick may have been, oh, geez, he's done bad things. That's what that say. You know, like, you know, like, you know, when you play the member, it's the only one. I remember the amount of times you call them on it. He dropped me off with the heba jibis. I've never done a Huma dubas and then a Henga dingas, but well, okay.

It was happening. You threw me off. You've done racist. You're a racist. No. You smirked a little bit when you said, no, no. You satire. Everybody's racist.

Come and it's not It was everybody's racist. Come and it's not right. Everybody's like, you are now. Yeah. Caponex, the only one who put the makeup on. So funny. It's such a fucking weird, you cannot, unless you agree with them 100%,

you are a misogynistic racist. I don't get it. I know, look, I know people that have voted for Trump that are not racist, that are not misogynistic. They're just financially different and have a different point of view financially. And maybe they are a little conservative in their viewpoints in what America is, blah, blah, blah, but they love women. and have a different point of view financially. And maybe they are a little conservative and they're viewpoints in what America is, blah, blah, blah, but they love women, they care about women, and my father, my stepfather, he's a conservative right-wing guy.

He voted for Trump. He loves my mother. Take care of his daughter, he loves women, he loves, he's not a racist at all, he's a sweet Italian guy. Oh, you're saying fiscal conservatives are voting for Trump. More than fist.

No, I think that there's a group of social conservatives. I think a lot of people are Trump's not conserved. I think a lot of people are told, sick of being told, you have to fucking do this. Are you a piece of shit? I think people are sick of people like, wait a minute, why am I, why don't, if you said, if I said right now,

I vote if a Trump I love, I would be, and I'm not saying I did, because I didn't, I didn't vote for anybody. But people are afraid to fucking say, who they, who they, and less it's, and less it's, for Hillary. If I said I'm for Hillary, I get a time, everybody's on,

and this business, everybody's on my side. I didn't vote because I can't. Who do you know? Who do you know that voted for Trump? No, I can't vote. I'm a permanent. I'm a permanent resident. I'm not a citizen yet. I couldn't vote but somebody came up to me and they're like,

but if you could have voted, who would you have voted for? I said I would have voted for Trump. People got freaked the fuck out. And then they said, I knew, because you hate illegal immigrants. And I'm like, I'm an immigrant. And they're like, you're being a hate illegal immigrant. So I'm like, yeah, because I paid $25,000

to live in this country. So do it that way, or don't come in. You're breaking the law as soon as you're in this country. And you expect these people to be law-biting citizens when their first behavior in this country is illegal. So people got to do it that way. But it goes even further than that. There's a lot of illegal immigrants that have here for generations have family and a productive members. And you should find

a way to tear those families apart. No. I think you should find a way to help them stay in the country. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's where I was going. If you're contributing to this country in a good way, which are most Mexican, Mexican, illegal, Mexican citizens are, not illegal Mexicans are, you should find a way to keep them in the country because they're helping us. They're not hurting us. Right. They're not in the, and if they're Americans, okay?

And they came here and they're making money and they're having families and they're buying homes and making neighborhoods, that's what we want. That's what this country's founded on. So, okay, yes, we might have fucked up. The immigration thing might have got overwhelmed over the years of fucked up. Yes, you could tighten it,

but you shouldn't just rip families apart. You should find a way for these people to stay in the country legally. And new people, it should be, it's like, you know, they should be grandfathered in some way and vetted and make sure they're not bad people, vet them, find out what they've been doing for the last 10 years.

And if they have a beautiful family and grandchildren in a home and they have a business and they're working and they're paying taxes, let them stay. Keep their taxes. Oh, and if they're not paying taxes, now you can take that. Now we can have that money and they can be part of this country. What about the instances where like when arrests are happening and they'll go kill them. And the recipe. Burn them in public.

Can those motherfuckers burn them like a taco? No, I don't know. They're criminals. They should. Criminals look MS 13 is fucking nuts in this country right now. So yeah, you should, we should take those people out. We should arrest them and send them the fuck back. And you should document them.

Fingerprint, know who the fuck they are. Send them back to Mexico and you're gone. But you don't take them. I mean, look, there is, it's not just this or that. There is, there's a lot of fine things. You're right. My friend, my friend, special exception. But here's what's bothering me is that now people,

liberals are going, you know, asking people, my friend was going for a job, was company and she was like, did you, who did you vote for? And she was waiting for him to say Trump. So she'd go, I don't want to work with you. Yeah. That's wrong. That's wrong. That's wrong.

But that's happening. And it used to be, that used to be a private thing that nobody would talk to. You shouldn't know that. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you shouldn't be heard and throwing rocks at people. But if you try to defend, they go,

who'd you vote for? Well, I don't have to say right away. They're like, oh, that's true. Why is it so bad? Yeah. Why is it so bad? Why is it so bad? I'd rather not.

Oh, this guy voted for Trump. That's so weird. It's so, why is it such a bad thing? He said this. This president is doing shit. He said he was going to do. Oh, yeah. Well, he grabbed a pussy. He grabbed one pussy. Yeah, I'm disappointed. The pussy go in the water.

That's a promise you didn't keep the affordable pussy grab back. It's been pushed back. I also, there's a lot of hatred for Hillary out there. Maybe not in show business, obviously, because there's a lot of people, people go, well Maybe not in show business obviously because there's a lot of people People go well, I didn't know who to vote for because I I didn't like both of them. I'm like well to me It wasn't even a fucking I mean as About I'm talking about not even like whatever politics you're with. I'm talking about qualifications and Like one of them reads and the other one doesn't yeah stuff like that's what got to me

Like that's what annoyed me about the thing. It wasn't't just whatever you're conservative I'm not I don't have anything let's all just look at her Lauren's butt real quick why you could see well let's get off the subject hey fat fashion I just think I think comics I think comics shut the fuck up I think we should shut the fuck up and go back to being funny. Being funny. Yeah, would you be, if you're gonna talk about politics, do it in a funny way. Stop being so fucking angry and serious and make you're making, you're making comedy fans fucking angry and serious about this. Well, a lot of comics on the road are getting shouted out.

The minute they'm trying to make any joke about Trump But I had a Hamilton got yelled out. Why in Hamilton? Who is the nicest dude? You know what he did his job? His joke was aggressive about Robbie really thinks of who is that comic? Kyle's through his whole set. There was a comic that got a glass thrown out recently. There was a video John. Oh No, it's not John. It was the old blue collar guy. Yeah, John Cabarulo. Cabarulo. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got a glass thrown at him. We already did this. You don't have to bring it out. And then you'll have to throw a stool at the chick. That would have been hilarious.

Yeah, but here's the thing. If he threw a stool at it because he wanted to big his instincts. Oh, did he go up there? Because it's caught. If someone threw something at you, your instincts had to throw something back and bigger. And he went for the stool, but he caught himself. Thank God. If that stool would have taken that fucking check out. Well, she was walking out, I think, too. Yeah. That's such a coward move. Yeah. But yeah, it's a fucked up thing. You're not, you're not

supposed to, I say just go back, we need to go back to being funny or shut the fuck up or nobody business. If you got something to say about Trump, make it funny. Yeah. You a funny joke. Yeah. Yeah, go up and do what Carlin did. Carlin talked shit about both sides, about all of it. And he did it in a funny way, but he had a point. Stop just going up and saying statements

like you're a political analyst. Yeah, it's easy. It's back now too. I like to wear a lot of, out of Sandler. It's time. I don't care about politics. Yeah. He was on the other day.

He's like, what do you, he's like, I don't fucking listen. And he's fucking out. So I don't know. I got shit to do. What's your new movie? I'm gonna know tonight. Sandy Wexler. Yeah.

I love what I said. I like Nick Topolo because I don't get any Nick Topolo says, but that's the hardest thing to do to make that what he talks about funny. Yeah. I agree. It's hard to make both sides funny. Yeah. I think it's hard to make both sides funny because you bring people don't want to hear it either. I thought what's his name? Hassan was down doing the correspondence thing this weekend and I give him credit. In regular face. But he was going up and he did every show at the seller and the village underground and the pussycat and he was just fucking delivering it.

I mean, it's yeah, but you can tell it's hard because comics were going up and just doing our sat and killing. And then he was going up with this, he was like, look, I'm doing this thing. This is what it is. And he had no matter what happened, he had to keep going. Oh, yeah. He's gigado. So he was really, I he was really I would my comic self-esteem would have crumbled. I would have went right, hey, would you get that shirt? How long have you been married?

I would have felt right out of it. Myself, he just stuck to it. But I think by saying I'm having to read you these jokes, you give a little bit of leeway to yourself. I still would have felt hot. I like Swany anyways, my dick. He was throwing y'all in out of me. That's a great two minutes ago. What are you crazy?

Crazy works it. Anyways, I want to talk about your show real quick. We're going to segue into this show. Oh, you have a podcast and it's called, it's called Defend Your Movie. Defend Your Movie. Yeah, Defend Your Movie. And what is this podcast? So you would

come on and you would defend a movie that you love that most other people don't like. Okay. So a movie that kind of bomb guilty pleasure, like guilty pleasure. And I try not to do comedies because comedy is so subjective to me that I think you could just come on. And the defense part is pretty lighthearted. We just kind of goof on the movie a little bit. And at the end, I go, okay, give me three reasons why somebody should watch this movie. I don't do comedies because you can just come on and go, well, I thought it was funny.

Like that's, I think that's an easy way out. I do that. So I usually try to do dramas, action, thrillers, stuff like that. That was usually pretty bad. But movies that some people actually love. People get mad at me when I post something movie we do. Like I did American hustle and people freaked

because I hate American hustle. I didn't like it either. I hate it. But a lot of people don't like it, but a lot of people liked it. And it was now made for like 11 Oscars or something. So Josh Gondelman defended. Can you defend the artwork for this movie?

That's like, yeah, that's a comedy fan. Did that whole movie? You know who he is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it looks good. No, it looks, I was joking. I'm fucking She's pretty fantastic. Yeah, I think it was good. No, it looks, I was joking. I'm fucking dirty liberal. Say one thing, I thought it looks good.

I know, I'm hitting you fucking fat liberal. I'm sorry, Sean, I love you. Yeah, so I think that movie's stuck too. I don't think it was great. Yeah, and then I did, why do they give you shit about that? But they're not like, yes. Oh, I just, I just don't they give you shit about that? But they're not like it. Yes. Oh, I just I just like American hustle sure But did you think was a great movie? No the whole Oscar thing? I think I think is

Any time somebody gets fat for a role. That's right. Hey, that's why good anytime some shredded actor puts on 30 pounds Give me fucking an Oscar I've been I've been fat on fucking a million episodes. I've been fat for a long time. Well, that was my point. I'm like, that wasn't even a good movie. All it was was hot people making themselves ugly. Yeah.

To be art. That's all it was. That's why I freaked out about it. Cause I'm like, I fucking, I've always hated that movie. Russell Crowe, like turned it to a whole different person for that movie The other guys the oh Still has that way. No, he didn't he's he looks like that really? Yes Kidding you were kidding right?

Picture mess that skinny dude from from oh dude. He's a big guy from what from the movie with the Palacim the what is it? I didn't mean the one of the greatest movies of all time if you have a penis between your legs Fuck it. Are you kidding me also? Well, you got fat have my vengeance in this life or the next this life for the next Bobby He don't care if he kills him now now. He'll get his friends Yeah, he'll get him fucking up there with the gods. You walk up Hey, doing Jesus

See you guys later I let my wife die my name is Maximus Maximus Whatever, but American hustle the other thing total miscasting why oh my god What's his name? Stop using the lowest name of a, Easter was two days ago. Hahaha.

What's the guy, Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner as the character he played in American hustle. I heard a story after like a year after it came out or whatever that he was going to get the Christian bail role and then but then Christian bail was actually able to do it. So the direct, what's his name, David, uh, uh, Do you cover me? No, but Russell was like, Oh, I'll give you this role. That's what we got it like by default. Yeah. And it couldn't be more of a case of, of,

let me say, but everybody takes it as like, Oh, that's his mayor. Let me hear it. Let me see which one Jeremy reddit. Let me see. The mayor, Carmon, Polito, a 50 year old Italian dude from Jersey should have played that role. You know, should have played that guy. Yeah. Louis CK was in the movie. Remember him in the movie? You see that? Yeah.

He stole that role from Tignotaro. Oh. But I'm so controversial. Listen, this week on the Cool Me Network, we talk about controversy and I do it as kid Dino Mike. Hey, mama. That's. Um, I know my, I don't know.

I don't, I mean, I mean, look, the movie, but look at the cast, Christian Bale. That's what everybody Cooper. Everybody's really good. And Brad, click on Bradley Cooper's cast. Everybody depends if I listen to the cast. And I'm like, yeah, but it doesn't make the yeah, but Bradley Cooper really let his hair go curly for the perm. Do I think? And what's his name? Christian Bale's wig, though, that was

cat. That was funny. I thought it was funny. I thought I liked it. I'm not saying that like Christian Bale's awesome. My favorite part of the movie is when he was put his wig on. He spray painted it down. And then Bradley Cooper messed it up before he went in the meeting. And I've been there because I've been, did you ever go bald? You remember going bald? Get off your phone, dumb dumb. Yeah. You ever go bald? Yes, I went bald.

And remember when you used to, remember you used to have to comb it over and the wind? I didn't know. Or you didn't. No. I used to have to make hair up in the widow's peak. So I would spray paint it. You trumped it. I would just up in here. And it wasn't that bad, but if I was on the date and it was windy or raining, I would be petrified.

I would wake up the next day. I'd be like, hey, how you doing? She'd be like, hey. Why is your dad here? Who are you? Excuse me, sir. But that's in your son back that I fornicated with. And he, here's the problem too.

He's, he's movie star fat. He's, that's not actually fat. And then, yeah, oh my god. That's not fat. I wish I could be that fat. Right. That's like dad fat. Yeah, I'm a dad.

There's a good, what am I? Get the fat. Too dad fat. Too dad fat. Too dad fat. You, you too dad fat. Why do you have to do it in that accent? You fucking racist. Too dad fat. Too dad fat. You two dad fat. Why do you have to do it in that accent? You fucking racist.

Two dad fat. Two dad fat. Two dad fat. Two dad fat. Yeah, I think that movie was not good. There's a funny scene in it where he has to go tell Jeremy Renner's character that he's working with the cops. And then Jeremy Renner gets so pissed and kicks him out of the house.

And then that's kind of funny. Well, you're right. He is fat. Look at his toes. That's not him. That's him. That's him. He put that on. He's in bail. He doesn't fuck around at all. You're right. Yeah, he's got a heart attack next year. Yeah. Machines. He lost so much weight. Type in that. So go from that to the machinist. Well, I don't know what you're the machine, she's not gonna spell this. You just stay right, can you go, please, go back to where you were.

It's pleatin' out, just go back. I wanna show you something right now. Hey, go back, go back, go back, right there, there you go. Just type it, no, no, no. I wanna teach you something, right there. Just type it right in there. Any movie thing, just, hey, all right there.

Stay, go. There you go. That was way before. Let's see. If I tried to teach couple that, we'd still be there. He's like, my thumbs don't work. I had a hard weekend. The meds didn't win.

Oh my God. Look at that. Look at him last night. Noah Sindergarde came to my show and the couple was going ape shit. Oh, you mean the fucking big met guy? Did he get a picture with him? Yeah.

For everybody. Look at that. Oh my god. That is gross. He almost died. He almost, I mean, I mean, I guess you got to give him credit for that. Or do you call him a moron? Well, you ever hear the tape of him yelling at the guy? Was that from this movie?

No, I don't think so, but apparently. That's the first time anybody was on the actor's side. Because apparently the guy he's yelling at was a dick that We're getting away all of these would fuck up his job all the time. This guy's on sets like that. Yeah, I mean most of the time crew Crews really cool and nice and supportive of the actors, but I had a guy Amy Schumer's movie the one we what was the one? Train wreck train wreck the fucking sound guy on that was a dick what and I fucking if I ever see him again. They have us all outside right waiting to do these one lineers. They she gave like me, Florentine a bunch of comics.

So we're sitting there on a soundstage over in Brooklyn somewhere and we're all waiting to go in. We're going to go in one of the time and, um, Judd is, you know, kind of hey, try this or try that and you come up with your own shit, and you just do a bunch of improv stuff. And so you go, and I'm waiting to go on, now I'm friends with Amy, I'm, I know Judd, you know what I mean?

I know pretty much all the comics there. And, you know, the sound guy with his fucking boom mic, Stek. Now, I'm as an actor, you should be watching with a fuck you're putting that stick. Yeah, that's the whole job. Hit me in the nuts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the temper of a fucking Irishman from Boston. You know, I was like, you watch your fucking stick. You just hit me in the balls.

And he's like, you should be watching where you're going. And I was like, oh, you motherfucker. If you anywhere else right now, I'd fucking, I'd grab your stick and hit you in the fucking head with it. I was so mad at him. He was a cunt to me. Like, I was in the wrong. He's in the wrong.

Absolutely. This fucking, I mean, I might have been the wrong. Like, if there's some movie rule, you should always watch O for sound. He's in the wrong. Absolutely. This fucking, I mean, I might have been the wrong, like if there's some movie rule, like you should always watch over sound. Don't bring your balls. There's no movie. I mean, not even apologize. I'm not even a boom mic stick.

That's supposed to be up and over your head. Yeah, you should watch where you fucking go with this. And he was a dickhead. And if that was my movie, if I was, or a show I was on, if that was like sex drugs, I'm like, dude, you need to fuck and go fuck yourself. Yeah. And if they were what's wrong, I'd be like, this dickhead is a fucking dickhead.

But I've, that was the one time out of everything I've ever done. There was one other time too. I did, I did. I did. On fucking ghost town. I, it was my fault though. I blame me for this. The first day of shooting, the AD and there was one other guy,

the two, you know, there's the director and then the AD and then there was another guy, whatever the fuck he was. So that was forever? It alludes me. Yeah, right now. But anyways, I walk up there and a Yankees hat on it. And I was like, yeah, blah, blah, blah, that stupid and trying I walk up there the Yankees had on and I was I was like yeah, blah blah blah I did that stupid and trying to bond other fucking young and when this year is a guy we won't fucking they were I go now fine

I went off a little bit. He was like alright whatever whatever and they were like fuck you. Oh really? Oh, yeah, and we used to have to get said fuck you or just like they were acting fuck you every time I got the trailer that was broken with the shitter Yeah, they fucking got me man They fucking got me you were like breaking balls and they took it seriously. Yeah, I was breaking balls But I shouldn't have broke ball. I should he got you when you're on a set you should hey How you doing get to know people a little bit? I walked in trying to be, hey, hey, I'm Bob, the comedian. Yeah. Maybe Frank Balls and then be like, you weren't offended by that, right? Like, you know, I didn't do that a little bit. I didn't do that. I just got a shitty trailer for the whole

five miles on that fucking. I got a driver fired once. You know what? Yeah, he was so anti-Semitic in the co-edit. I didn't know. I was Jewish. He's like, he's fucking Jews all over this fucking place, man. These guys fucking think that the way to a place. Yeah, drive me to the set And then he's like nice to meet you. What I was like Berg Berg and he's like He said it again. Yeah, yeah, no idea. I'm not right with that guy anymore He's a fucking anti-Semite so you can do whatever you want to do. They let him go They did yeah, really told you that yeah, they I knew I was on the thing for like six weeks with that guy anymore is a fucking anti-Semite so you can do whatever you want to do. They let him go. They did?

Yeah. You told you that? Yeah. I knew I was on the thing for like six weeks. He was done there. What was it? Yeah, it was a show called 24 hour rental. That probably didn't help him like Jews more.

No. No wonder we got a fire. Yeah, dude, you didn't do it. I'm getting him off the shit. You're a rabbi driving the hellsets. Good pants over everybody. The picks everybody up and B and H. I was being really crystal or drive

for the rest of the time. Someone who literally just looked in the chat and said, I hate juice. Oh, Jesus. But they didn't even spell it right. You got a driver? I've got it. I hate J. U.I.

Jesus. I hate juice. I hate juice. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Yeah. I hate aren't you? Oh my god. The chat rooms is the chat rooms have been terrible since they invented the channel. Yes.

Has there any been a good chat room like a perv people being racist or just completely horny? No, they're just being funny. They're trying to be they're trying to be us funny in the chat room. They just don't understand that it there's no tone and text. So it just reads as I hate Jews. He didn't say it like we didn't read it the way he wrote it. I hate the Jews. I did warm up for the Jersey shore ones and you did how do you do warm up for the three? They had these recap shows and I don't do warm up for this like years ago

You're just doing comedy in the house You know they did at the club they hung out at right yeah and The guy I was there for like yeah, how do you know this? How do you know I'm from New Jersey? Yeah, and one of the guys and I've been there when they were I was there I did I basically there's only 20 people in the audience yeah, so they were there for so long I just ran out of shit to say to these people so after a while I was like whatever and so I was there, I did, I basically, there's only 20 people in the audience. So they were there for so long. I just ran out of shit to say to these people. So after a while, I was like, whatever. And so I was like, hey, do you wanna hang out later?

I didn't know what to say. But the direct, they had them there for like six hours. And the director was getting so pissed over the godmike. He started yelling at the audience during the show. He started being like, we paid you people to fucking be here today. This is bullshit. You have to get more lively. And they were there, at that point, they were there for like four and a half hours.

It was brutal. It was brutal. That's fucking annoying. It was super hot in there. Oh my god. How did you go from that to the, I hate juice. Oh, you're talking about film sets, or set sets, or people are asking.

Oh, okay. I was really, I was really asking. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought there was gonna be a big ending in this. It was a huge deal. Then they keep on, he was, what are you guys all Jewish? I think I was going to be a big ending. That is a Jew in the show. Then he came on and he was, what are you guys all Jewish? Yeah.

I think I was a Nazi. Um, Jews don't laugh on cue. Yeah, set stuff. Every set I've been on has been pretty good. I'm not that one time that guy fucked with me and the ghost town was a little uncomfortable. It's kind of sucked. But the thing is this though, it fucked that guy. Even the ghost town guy because you're not walking in like, I'm a giant celebrity.

Like I'm the man. You're walking in like, I'm fucking with you to get to ingratiate myself with you guys. Yeah. I understand that. But this was a pretty big movie. And I was just one of these I was a ghost I was you know construction working number three They probably had to deal with a lot of shit from you know one through six on the fucking call sheet

And then here's this fucking tubby fucking the guy with a you know a construction hat on hey fuck the Yankees That's probably the only thing he has I mean that fucking makes him feel good on weekends and I'm going and they just you know it was after 2004 Yeah, I mean I kind of you know anybody takes the Scissors just said hock dogs are bad for you When I make sure to have sports here like you What do you mean, you're talking about sports, Siri, like you got offended by something about sports.

It's like fucking grow up. Grow up. Yeah, I think it's baseball, relax. I grew out of that after the Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the Giants. But before that, I think I was one of those guys. My dad, after the strike, my dad lost, was it the strike?

A lot of people lost after the strike for baseball. They just lost their back in the day. No, the strike, my dad, was in the strike, a lot of people lost it after the strike for baseball. They just lost their... Well, back in the day. Well, no, the strike, whatever was. What year was that? 99, 98. Yeah, you mean, yeah, 17 years ago. Yeah, right, back in the day, yeah, right.

I'm sorry, it wasn't fucking last week. The fuck? Why would you come out with that? Well, no, what the fuck was in the 17, you're almost 20 years ago. How many two decades ago? By back in the day, I thought you meant the time period for Aaron's clothes. No.

That's funny. Hey Aaron, first of all, don't nod your head like you approve of the joke. Go fuck yourself. You liked it, all right? Nobody likes your fucking outfit that you got at H&M. I like that. It's not H&M, I at H&M. I like that. It's not H&M, I got... Where is it?

Levi's about this on Steinway Street, that's gas. This is, I don't know, something. Yay. And that's it. And these are nice boots. They need a new box. You have a little time. Let me see that little duck foot.

Seven. Look at that little duck foot. Why is it so wide at the top? You gotta get the bottoms fixed. Yeah, I gotta get the bottoms. You gotta get a cobbler on that. Yeah. I feel like co-dealing page of this whole outfit. Never do.

Ducks. Yeah, that was a good one. I really, I want to hang a show on that one. Why? I literally want to end on it. I almost there. I'm almost there. I want to go into the end of the show.

I'm almost there. Why? Let me ask you this. I called you. I give going to the end of the show. Almost there. Why? Let me ask you this. I called you. I give you a phone call. I don't text you anymore because we're growing up and I phone you in a time of need and you never got back to me. What are you talking about?

And I was having a really tough time. What are you talking about? It's about a month ago. And my wife just got pregnant and we just found out all this and I had no idea what to do. And I called you said, hey, Bobby, it's Aaron. Can you give me a call? I'm having some issues. I just want some advice on wife slash baby stuff.

And he never called me back. Yeah, buddy. I am. I don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, lift your mouth. Want me to add insult to injury? One time I texted him about a Google phone. And he called me to talk about it.

Right. I was, I don't, I don't, him about a Google phone and he called me to talk about I don't I Saved you from that Google phone though didn't I didn't get it? No, of course I didn't want the Google phone Aaron I didn't get it really I swear to God buddy. I don't remember that I don't remember you calling me and asking me to call you at all. Yeah, I left your message.

I'm all right with that. I swear to God, I didn't get that. Okay. I don't remember that. If I, I don't have no problem apologizing for a fuck up. You don't have, I mean, if I don't remember what happened. What was it about? My wife was real.

I just wanted some advice on how to deal with the pregnant lady because I didn't know how to do it. What are you mean? Let me ask you What was she doing? I was a month ago, so she's I mean, it's way different now. Yeah, well that every day So you know, she went how how she she she didn't have the baby no, we're having the baby in September September. Yeah, congratulations So she's newly pregnant. Yeah, we're like in the fifth month. Okay. Yeah

Well, first of all, you should be happy that I'm very, you made it past the first month. Yeah. And you know, that's usually when they fucking died. I miss first. That's usually when they, you have a miscarriage, which isn't a bad thing. It's actually a good thing. The next time you're really common to it. Yeah. But my question was about, but I need to just be supportive or, you know, or if we should really talk about what? I don't know. Like when she was like, uh, I was just trying to be very supportive all the time. That's all I'm trying to do. Okay.

About what though? What, why would that be wrong? I don't think it's wrong. But I also think she was like, I don't need you to be just supportive. I need to just talk to you about and get a sounding board. Yeah. She wants an opinion out of you. Sometimes.

Yeah, yeah, that's called a marriage. Yeah, that has nothing to do with the baby, but how would I tell a marriage? I'm a listen, don't do that. I'm a divorce. Listen. She's she's she's she's she's She's no that's still all I L L

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and I go, look, I would rather, I'm gonna go to the internet. So I had to tell her, look, these books are fine. I'm just gonna go to the internet and research my questions. And then we had a doula come over. You know what a doula is? Yeah, Ron Bennington's wife's a doula. Happens.

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Well, he took care of it. Yeah, he took care of it. Let's get him stressed out. I'm bad. I can't take it. Oh, if you get him stressed, dude, this crowd's really fucked up. No, the.

How do you think he did? I did the. No, I'm kidding. It's not like that. This girl did, though. Stuttering is a mother. Does that make you feel bad? Yeah.

I'm like, I just think I must be so hard to go through life like that. I feel bad. I feel so fucking hard. I agree with you. That's like punching down. I can't, I can't. Oh, fuck you.

It is. You know what it is. If I went, listen to me. If I took you to my house, and you sat down, and my wife came out, and I was like, Hey, this is my wife, Dawn. And you're like, Hey, Dawn, nice to meet you.

I heard a lot about you. You just got heard a lot about you. You would go, fuck yourself. I'm not saying, I'm not saying me fun of stuttering people. I'm not saying it's hilarious. You're right. It's I feel bad for people who stutter. I do because it sucks, but you would laugh, Sean.

If that was the case, you would go, and you would have a chuckle and feel bad about it, but nothing would control. If you have a sense of humor and you will laugh at a stutter the first time, not the whole time. I'm not saying, ah, you fucking animal. You can't the whole time. I'm not showing, ha ha! You fucking animal, you can't say fucking time. Ha ha ha ha ha! Shit.

I'm not saying that, but you would laugh, right? Yeah. Oh, I'd laugh 100%. I'm a big piece shit. I think there's something like in here. You're dudes? Go fuck those. I was trying to make a lot of that.

I think there is something funny about that brain does that to people. I know, I think trying to make a lot of that. I think there is something funny about like that, that the brain does that to people. I know I think it is a hard life to live and obviously I have sympathy for it, but the fact that some people are like, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t I thought was gonna stutter. I was nervous on that one. I got hired people to come over. Yeah. Oh, did you? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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That was me. Oh, so it's funny now. Oh, yeah, because we're not, we don't stutter. That's why you know, whatever. How do you know? Maybe I've, we don't starter. That's why you know whatever. How do you know? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, maybe I've got another control.

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I love scowboy took him with me two weekends in a row bananas and I took him to Mohican son where wise crackers. I don't work with wise crackers. Oh, that's good. Wisecrackers. The one in Pennsylvania, in Wilkesbury, Pennsylvania? How does fucking Mohican son and Connecticut even get you to Pennsylvania?

Oh, because I need the money? No. Oh, no. No, I've never, I'm just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he can son in Pennsylvania. Is there really? Yeah. I didn't know that. That's more way smaller. Do you just stutter? Most Swiss people. I've never I'm just no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I love eating four-celled words. Ah! Pushy!

That's one. It's not a big thing. It's gonna pop. Oh, my fucking... Yeah, my fucking hammer. What is it called again? Belly, it's a honey. It's a honey.

I'm gonna herniere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming out of my belly, but I'm just gonna get fixed. What do you mean, uh, you'll have one someday fatty? Yeah, that's coming. It's coming. It's coming. One nice submarine sandwich and a chuckle out of you. And you're gonna rip through the walley fucking stomach till.

Not good. What do you mean it's not good? It's not good. What are you talking about? You should not have hernias happening in your body. It's not good. I know you shit. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Nothing, nothing. Stop looking at your fucking phone. What are you looking for? No, I was checking what what message personal for golden corral commercial. What do I hope you get the role of a stutter in a second.

Hey, I'm shush. Shush. Anyways, all right. Let's wrap this fucker up. Sean just he's still he just sucked all the four. You were talking. You can't talk when somebody's talking and you look over and one of the main guests Because you're one of the main cuz you're on all the time. Yeah doing this

Well, I'm excited. Thank you. I'm excited to have a baby and to share that I'm very excited I'd like to know the town you live in because I'm looking at homes. I live up in Greenberg Yeah, and it's a very I know that's what they call it I like to know the town you live in because I'm looking at homes. I live up in Greenberg. Greenberg. Yeah, and it's a very, no, that's what they call it. I didn't. I didn't. But you can, it's very good for you

because you're a Berg. Yeah. So there's other Berg's around if you know what I mean. Yeah. Sounds lovely. It's, yeah, it's, when we live is pretty cool, man. It's not too crazy.

You know, you get a nice house up where we live. They got a cool townhouses too. It's not too crazy. You know, you get a nice house up where we live. They got cool townhouses too. It's not far. It's like 30 minutes out of the city. Come on buddy. If I go down the west, if I go down the sawmill and I'm not, everybody who lives in west has to live. We all lie about the time. Yeah. We lie to all you people. Yeah, Paul Versey lives four hours away. Versey lives, Versey says, just give me a seven minute. Five, let me take something. Four, I get there in four minutes. Yeah, if there's no deer,

and there's no fucking trapping on 87, four minutes, I'm at the stand. He lives four hours away. No, I'm kidding. He lives around an hour and something. We all cut 20 minutes off our time. I am not doing that right now. I have made it from my house to the 79th Street boat basin

in under 30 minutes. That's not the full trip. For me, it is when I go to therapy. Oh, okay. But if I'm going down to the seller, 45 minutes. Not bad. 45 minutes. Not bad. 45 minute, it is not bad. It's a half hour train ride when I used to be, schools are good.

What are the rate for the rating? The schools are the best. Like, here's eight or nine ratings. I'm gonna tell you this, where we moved, we kind of fucked up. We found the house and on Trulia, they lied about the school rate. the house and on Trulia they lied about the school rate. Hang on, our school is the school in Ardzli is a nine out of ten, the best schools in the country. The schools where we are are like a seven out of ten and they're different because it's We're in Elmsford Elmsford yeah, we're in Elmsford

But You have to look at the school districts because up there it gets one one to a block over you have the best You know, they don't even put their kids in private school, but here's a problem buddy in the the public schools There's the drugs of fucking rampant right now because they have the money. Now, if you go to a school like Elmstrad, which is max, it'll be the minority. Okay. There's Spanish, Indian, and black, it's around, I think it's 70, 30, okay? And if you go to odds, it's 90, 10. White. White.

Yeah. And that's where there's more drugs. That's where there's more drugs. Believe it or not. They do it like, because the minority kids, they don't have money to buy drugs. You understand? These rich white kids have, they're driving beamers to school.

They have money to buy the drugs. My kids gonna be a rich white kid. Well, let's not get, we gotta get rich yourself first. He's not gonna be rich until you're rich. She is, she is not gonna be rich. So, you know, she's gonna have cool hats. Yeah. She's gonna have a mighty fine hat collection. Yeah. Dora and a make America great again, hadn't

it? I don't know. But yeah, so it's pretty, now I was talking to one of the cops that set my cigar place up there. Oh, by the way, cigar Republic moved just to mile up the road, brand new place. It's insane. So you got to come up for a smoke. Okay. But the couple of his kids go to Elm Elmsford. He goes, yep, it's

the superintendents great, the principals great, the cops are there greeting the kids every morning. Yeah. And if any of them fuck up, they get shipped to fuck out. They're just saying it's a grade school system because it's not the best. And they're trying to prove themselves. So when you go to the other schools, Ardzi, Scarsdale, if your kid isn't fucking the shit, they will call you into school

until you fucking take them out. You know what I mean? It's a harder curve. So, you know, I don't know. I got to see where my kids at right now. We're keeping them in this private little thing we have men for, uh, for a kindergarten. I might hold them back for first grade. I might hold them back for a year and start them one year later.

Because, you know, I don't know. I don't know if he's, we're going to see where he's at. Yeah. You know, my kid's pretty smart. He's sweet as shit, you know. And, you know, it's weird when you have a baby, they're not talking or they're walking. And your friend's kid is already walking and talking. And you're like, my kid's retarded. He's missing chromosomes. We need to get, we need to shoot him with stem cells. And, you know, we need to,

but he's all of a sudden a week later, he's fucking just talking to you. So, oh yeah, look at this. Oh, now here's the deal. My kid, my wife, I was supposed to build my kid, a tree house pirate ship. My wife found a deal for a swing set, so she bought it, and she, you know, she didn't want, you know, whatever. So my kid was like, you know, dad in my pirate ship. My wife found a deal for a swing sets or she bought it and she,

you know, she didn't want, you know, whatever. So my kid was like, you know, daddy, my pirate ship. I was like, I got it. This is the best part about being a dad right now. Okay. For me, I would, I, I, I, can you wait for your kill? I told you about that mouse. You get a little fucking with that mouse. Yeah, you like moving around. You have OCD with the mouse. I bite your finger. I can't. I'll put it somewhere.

Yeah, oh god. Whoa, hey now. Yeah. So I went, I literally went to, I drew a little piece of paper. I drew this little sketch on a piece of paper. And I went to Home Depot, my friend, Joe, Joe Dono, and we built this sucker. But here's this is what I love making these fucking Ellen videos.

I just want to be on Ellen one day. Hopefully she'll see one of my, I've done this with it like when I do little, I put the, the, I movie music behind it. Yeah. So it sounds like a professional. Like this would be a movie that you, they'd show it like an Apple release.

You know what I mean? The new camera and editing system on you iPhone 17 Glitz anybody be a director and a producer Let's roll the clip My kid wanted a pirate ship so well I had the stump in the backyard and made a little sketch called my friend Joe G And made it happen Here's what I made it. Wow.

Cool little pirate ship. Ha ha ha. You painted this. Good box, today I'm going to draw a chalkboard paint so they can draw on it. Look at that. We got a little plank right here. So they can walk the plank.

Let's go through. Look at that, we got a little plank right here. Should I walk the plank? That was sculpting. It's a swing-shape cheap art. The other one in the son of a bitch. A lot of blood, part flag. Look at that. That's awesome. They need freak out when he saw it. I can lost his mind.

Look at that, little tree ship. Oh, look at that. You got the music? Yeah. It's a stock. It's a very Apple commercial. Yeah. It's from the iPhone.

It's stock. Yeah, they only had on the phone. Tree ship. Tree ship. I gave it a name. I could want it a pie. That's my boat now. Huh?

Dude, wait till that. You can't do that in the city. Mm-hmm. Huh? No, that's what I'm saying. No, you're gonna take your kids to the dirty park with his dog shit and bump us. Huh?

I'm not going to the dirty park. You're gonna move, huh? I got a backyard where you? I'm a story. You have a good backyard? That's not you. You have to share it? No.

Share my backyard. Whoa, is it a house? It's a house. You have a house? I'm a fenced in area. I'm asking questions. It's been very aggressive with me, all right? Lewis? I mean, Aaron? It's a good bougie. A fence in area. I will. You know, I'm asking questions. I'm very aggressive with me. All right, Lewis?

I mean, Aaron. It's a bougie. Let me say you have a house. It's it's the ground floor of an art deco mansion. I've seen it. It's very what the fuck is that? It's someone that had a home in a story and knocked it down, built this gorgeous building there.

We're the ground floor of that there in Florida. seven months out of the year. Nobody lives above us. So you have, but somebody does live above you. They just not did. Not now. But three bedroom above us rents out for seven thousand. Okay. Can you still? Okay. But there is somebody above you at some time. Not now. Oh, listen. So this is like talking to my wife at some time. Correct. So you, so you have to share the backyard No, there's a fence behind that fence is a bit more backyard. Who's the backyard is that? Well nobody's currently

Why are you turning English? You turn English when you lie I never had Climidia. I never slept with a man. This outfit looks great. I love black people. My name's Adam. It's a fence in area, but there's another backyard area that the second floor could use when they move in.

Oh my God. Get good. Move up to Westchester. Stop it. Don't go to Jersey. No, fans don't go to Jersey. It stinks. I'll tell you where I like caramel, but it's so far. So far. So far. Too far. Too far. Too far. You get a lot of bang for your buck up there. You get a lot of

bang for your butt. Mount Kisco. Where's that? Katona. It's like 20 minutes from me. Mount Kisco. It's a little further up, but it's right. Yeah, you're right. You can go Nia. Chapacua, right near me. The train's right there. It's beautiful. That's where the Clintons live. Niax, nice to meet you.

Niax, stinks. Don't go to Niax, as much as I'm fucking recovering drug addicts. Hang in to the Starbucks. Don't do that. I'm just going to go with us. Chapacua, Katona. Now these are further than your place, 20 minutes.

Yeah, I mean, can we bore my listeners even more fucking real estate? Jesus Christ. It sounds exciting. Tony now these are further than your place 20. Yeah, I mean, can we bore my listeners Fucking real estate Jesus Christ sounds exciting. What do we got anything? Let's read some comments go Okay Union city people are saying you're gonna say thanks you need city city's good if you like trainees off a back page So wait a minute. Where's this place? He's English again. Have you you ever with a tranny? I know, no. I'm like, he's never with a tranny.

Are you East London now when you're really like? I know, no. I know, I know. I know. How you doing? I'm great. Yeah. What else you got?

Somebody wants a tree for it. Are you for hire? No, but I will tell you how to do it. Fuck it. It's very easy, man. I listen, when you build something, it's pretty basic. You have to just go do it. Who gives a fuck?

Buy some wood. Get a saw. You're going to aren't you afraid that thing's going to collapse and then everybody's. It's not going to collapse. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I And I'm using three quarter inch plywood, which is the biggest plywood you can get. And I'm using two by fours and it's solid as a fucking rock. And there's so many screws in that, it's crazy. But yeah, it's pretty, look, you learn anything. You do anything off a YouTube.

But also, when you're building something, you can just try it out, who gives a fuck. You cut a piece of wood, it doesn't work, just cut it again, you know. What else you got? The tree fort line was about blowing kids. Somebody wanted to clarify. The tree fort line, what it was in about? You're gonna learn not to go to the chat. I just know.

No, I love the chat, I love the chat. What was that about, I don't understand. I didn't get it either. I got it. He wanted to clarify. Okay, go, go, go. Okay, he wanted to clarify. Okay. Go ahead. Go. Yeah.

What else do we got? Where's Matt Sarah? Matt Sarah. I don't know, but I love Mark. I say Matt Sarah is a ex world champion from UFC has a show with Jim Norton. My body, Opie, I said, he was that was his teacher back in the day. He is Matt Sarah, one of the nicest guys on the face of the earth But will rip you a skull off and shit down there. They're all like that man. Yeah, he's a he's one of the best

You learn from the great. He's right. Didn't he? Yeah, he did and now he is his own place out in Long Island Yeah, he's a he's great man. He's fucking awesome and but just a sweet guy funny too. Him and Jim show is a great show Yeah, those guys are sweet and I still talk to you, but they can rip your fucking not all of them are. Well, we met. Well, I met a few of them. Some of them are decks. Yeah, but what are you going to say?

You're in the strong. All right. What do we got? I just want to say we are doing new artwork for our merch that we're going to start. Yeah, keep sending stuff in, guys. But send it to ykwd producer at ryakess.com. Yeah, we're looking for our new logos. We're looking for anything cool from you guys.

A lot of artists listen to the show and send it in. So what's the email again? ykwd producer at ryakess.com producers spelled out. Yeah, what do we do with it? Well, let me actually get a one for free and blah, blah, blah. And I got a really great dick pick the other day. Thanks K2. You're welcome. It's not K2. It's Kelly to.

You're welcome. Thank you. What else we got? Also, if you want to send anything to the studio for our shell, send it to 117 Nick Douglas Street, New York, New York, 1,001,2, attention, Robert Kelly. Did you know you could send animal shit to people? Did someone send you? Yeah, yeah, Jim Surtrego and his boys sent me guerrilla shit in the mail. I don't know that poor guerrilla.

I opened, why? I opened it up, I was like, what is this? And I smelled it and then I read it, it was a guerrilla shit. I was like, I was so mad that somebody sent me, I thought it was, I was like, what is this? And I smelled it and then I read it. It was a gorilla shit I was like I was so mad that somebody sent me. I thought it was I didn't know like and then I found that it was him Cox. I went a great fucking dickie thing to do to somewhere else to watch a great sheep shit monkey shit real shit Aaron Berg shit What else we got? Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram and become a premium member. It's $199 a month.

And if we get 200 people in the next month, Aaron Aaron fucking clear. I'm just such a home. A home. I'm like, Aaron's going to show his ass. No, that's been a new. She's let's get it. Let's say 200 from today, April 18 to May 18. You're going to show an ass.. You're gonna show an ass.

You're gonna show an ass. I'm so cheap. No, an ass. Show an ass. All right, I'll show an ass. Let's do an ass pick. An ass pick. So you're gonna pull your pants down, take a picture of your butt and we get to show it.

And we can put YKWD on it. All right, we got a brand as long as we brand it. What else we got? That's it. We got your dates. Now go over them real quick. Wait for this guy to come back. You take a shit. No, I had a piece so bad. Really?

Yeah. Okay, good. I just didn't know when you guys were wrapping up. We're wrapping up right now, but we're waiting for you. Okay, great. We'll do my stuff before you. This week live Santa Blive Phoenix, Arizona. I'm there. One show live, Santa Blive, Phoenix, Arizona,

I'm there, one show Thursday, one show Friday, two shows Saturday, and then next week, I'm going to, I'm so excited, Acme Comedy Club, great club out here. I've never been to it. That is April, I believe it's the 27th through the 29th, correct? And then I'm going to, boom.

Where am I going? And the war, yeah. She's gonna, no allens. May 5th, May 19th, Uncle Vince. My birthday. And then June 8th, I meant the San Diego Comedy Club. I'm gonna be in LA too, filming that Irish beer show around there too.

So yeah, people know, everybody's asking me, you gotta get a Joe Rogan's podcast. I've tried, I can't, you know. You're buddies with him? I'm, I mean, Joe, I think we are. Yeah. I mean, every time I see him, it will buddies, but I don't, I don't, I've called him

and nobody picked up. I don't, you know, there was no answer machine. I maybe have the, you know, he could have changed his number. I've talked to him, I talked to him a while ago. I mean, every time I see him, look, Joe's one of my favorite guys, me personally, you know, coming up. I mean, I just, I love Joe Rogan's comedy. He was the first guy related to, I did a show with him back in Boston. I mean, he is the great, to me, he was like, you know, one of those guys from Boston, you know, we've always been friends and I tried to get on the show once and I just, I don't think they were filming or was something. And then I don't know, I'll try, I'll try to get

on. I'll ask, but I don't know, maybe it doesn't, I don't know. You never know. You never know. Maybe, you know, I maybe, maybe you're going to be, you know, his show's pretty advanced now, you know, I don't know if he has, maybe tell me to go fuck myself. He'll have you. Who knows? Who knows? But I'll try. Maybe I'm one in LA for that show with Ariel.

Try to get on. I'd love to get on. You know what I mean? I'm a big fan of Rogan and all those guys, but we'll see what happens. What else we got? Follow us on our YouTube channel. Oh, we got this, the 2 the 2 23rd gig. Fuck. I'm going. I'm going all over the place this summer too. I'm going to Belgium for seven days on a riverboat. That's all my friend rented a riverboat. We're gonna live on the boat for seven days up

their canals of Belgium. And then I come back and go to the Hampshire of the white rented house in the white mountains for a week. God's good mountains, the white mountains. So anyways, go to robacadabive.com. I'm going to have you back on with all these guys. Just me and you and let you tear through it. You think I'm been banned down a once and he's because they're funny. You're just not laughing. I am. I was listening. I really didn't hear them that much. I don't know who's here. Um, all right. That's it. What do you got, buddy? Uh, I'm, I'm just in the city all the time. You go to my website,

Brennan Sagalo, Twitter, Instagram, all that stuff. And I have a podcast called the course you do called. Who knows? I want to meet the comic that doesn't. I don't have a podcast. Nor I go on them very much. It's called the stupid little podcast. Of course it's called. That's ironic, right?

I got my own little little niche. My little niche there. Oh, that's great, man. Good for you. And thanks for coming on. Come back on again, too, man. Yeah, it was, uh, it was nice meeting you, man. Very funny. Thank you. Um, I'm not very funny, but you know, good enough. Funny. I'm good enough for where we're at. I had men. I was a little off today. I, um, I think when I have, uh, I had a very good family weekend

and a very good human weekend. I'm very connected to humanity. So there's nothing really, so I go, fuck and suck my dick out. I call them yesterday and he goes, Hey, Lauren, what's up? I'm like, oh, you know nothing. Like, what are you doing?

What are you up to? I'm like, it become true now didn't become fucking Joe Pesh? Charlie fucking him! I tried to snap on him earlier, but he just backed down a little fucking way. What did he mean? What did I back to? Getting relaxed. You fucking weirdo. You're a ginger too, by the way. I know. I was just avoiding it when you guys were talking about us being evil.

I don't even, I don't think I'm a ginger. I think I'm more like a day walker. Cause my hair. I'm a walker. I know that's what I'm all about. I know you should take it with you. I'm walking. I know. What do you got Sean besides you upcast?

Yeah, you're a podcast. If in your movie, that's what it's called. Great. I want to come on. I would love to have you. Don't get carried away. Oh. I, uh, your blood sugar went down on this show too, by the way. Yeah, that's what happens with fat guys people don't realize it that we all kind of came in

And It came in hot and then our blood sugar died He didn't get some Double food guys on the show Some candy. Some hard candy. We need some hard candy in here. Maybe some gum. I'll be at Jacksonville this weekend at the all-new comedy club club. Why have you done it? No, it just sounds great. He just nods it every club.

I thought, yeah, and then I'm going to be at SideSpotters. Love SideSpotters. And now you have that's why I mentioned it. And then yeah, podcast and those clubs and that's about it. Yeah. All right. Great. Thanks. Thank you.

Thank you for having me. You got it. Sorry that I dipped. We'll get you some sushi. Yeah. I need something. My podcast in hot water with Gina Baskanti. Bobby's favorite person.

It's on compound media.com every Tuesday. This week I will be at laugh it up in Pekipsi Saturday night. Get tickets at laugh it up.net. My friend Robbie Slowick is coming open for me. Next weekend, I'll be in Delaware. Saturday for two shows. Chris Scopus coming. My wife's coming. And then after that, I'll be in Miami doing... Is that why you got the hat? Comedy and playing backer at. doing that. Is that why you got the hat?

Comedy and playin' back a rat. So, you guys got to come. Miami comedy in. I'm down there for a whole week. I'm doing shows almost every night in Miami and for Lauderdale. The comedy in? Comedy in. It's called.

Where is that? Place in South Florida right now. Where is that? South Miami. Are you going to bring your... He's trying to book you. I tried to put you in touch with this guy. Why isn't he go through Matt Frost?

C-A-A, tell him. I'll tell him. Tell him. You're gonna bring your Tommy Gunn for Matt Frost. So, Matt, he brought Noah Sindergar. Step on the Tommy Gunn. He's got it. He's got it too.

God, that was a good one. I saw Matt Frost last night. Yeah, you're back in the game. That was a good, the Tommy Gunn line was a good one. And you stepped on it. And what else? It's, it's it. I'm around every Monday, frantic at the stand. And why see? Yeah. All right. Oh, look at you. Oh, machine gun Kelly. I hope a bird shits on your head as soon as you walk out tonight. Just by another one on the street.

All right, buddy. Thanks for coming on. Thanks for the stoke, too. Lensetto. Lensetto. That's a Lensetto. That means it's a, what thin cigars, guys. Cool.

Lensetto. All right. What do you got, Lauren? What's your little thing? Just at Lauren Kubaira. You can find me there. Missing all my words. Oh, I said, Shawnee time on Twitter. What? What? What? I'm gonna say my chin again. Enough. The part. The cherim and I really need to shut this patch. It's literally, I told you that I will you do have a peanut head. And then also, yeah, that I was an asshole. We need to just,

can you just shut the so they can't talk? We can shut it off. I wish we put restrictions. No, look at it. We should just, they said, no, I can't. It's literally they fight with themselves in there. Somebody just told somebody else to fuck, said fuck you. How do you? It's nice for people to talk to each other. It's therapeutic. We're giving them therapy.

I know. I know. I feel bad for those little, those, those around 46 misguided, not in, they're not trolls. Angry, too. They're not, they're not angry. They're just misguided. They just, I, you know, I mean, look, I used to play, call a duty, I was one of those guys, just you fucking cock suckers.

You're camping, you fucking queer. You know what I mean? But it's just, it's just horrendous. I look over now, because I never read that. I usually have, I usually have deeper read it, not to bring his name up, relax everybody. The name that should never be named. Now he has his fucking part. He does his, I don't have time to do anything. He does a podcast three times a day now. Hey,

people, can you get me a scroll on the side of the topics? I don't know if I have time. Yeah, he's got that fucking, he took all my ideas and put it in his show. It scrolls like PTI onto the left. I'm going on his podcast on Friday. Sounds like a blast. No, you'll have fun. He's a good guy. We're gonna get that red head on. Yeah, next week. Yeah, exactly. I always have red heads on at the beginning of the summer. Helps my grass grow. And then I'll read one more thing. Boy, just read it. Don't think about Joe Rogan just had David miscavages. Oh, miscavages.

Miss cabbage. That's Scientologist guy. He's big. Did he really? He's been being guy. That's the fuck on me. Miscavages dad talking. Oh, that's different.

That's it. Oh, cause his dad's ad of Scientology. That's why. Yeah. Yeah, that's different. Yeah. Oh, that's he. Yeah, Rogan's podcast is so good. It's like it's beyond podcasting. It's an actual show. Well, it could be it

it could be on it could be on television as an interview show. He's doing for a while. Yeah, but it's beyond just numbers are insane. He's numbers are insane, but it's show. But he did the things he talks about the people he has on there. I mean, people go on his show now. It's numbers are insane, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the things he talks about, the people he has on there. Oh, yeah. I mean, people go on his show now. It's not about fucking hilarious. He has very serious, interesting conversations, because, you know, like I could not, I would

literally have these people on my show and I'd just be nodding my head going, yeah, I got the same thing. Oh, universe. No, no, no, quantum physics. The thing about quantum physics is that, you know, no, you go. You tell me, because I, you tell my fans. And you're sure, the thing about goat fucking is.

Yeah, I know. I break out with goat fucking. I almost get an argument with an open micer. And then I ask, I have a gate, a gate to tech to come in. My podcast my guess a board on the show. Look at the chance checking news quotes. Hey Sean what are you doing? What? Why do you want me on the show? No, I know I just put you in the middle chair Nothing we're all fucking bored. I get it. That's what happens. So fuck it. It's good. Listen to what's that? Let's go smoke a stick. We're gonna smoke a stick. What are you at? You want anybody to talk to you? Sure? You can Hit me up at at Rec Room Audio. It's my

Probably gonna get a lot of complaints today. Why from what people are bitching about the sound? Yeah, I'm one of the people what happened we'll figure it out Well, you keep saying that well said that fucking three weeks ago. What happened? It's a it's a matter of keeping you happy and them happy. Well, I want to be happy first Okay, well then they're not gonna be happy. Why are they not good in your headphones doesn't sound good? I can we change that? We're gonna fix it. He's gonna fix it. There you go people we're all gonna be happy. But just so people know that's what happened.

Yeah, it's nice all you cock sucka Adam. Stutter your way out. Now listen, I want to thank everybody for listening to the YKW. Deep like. You guys are the best fans of the world. Thanks for listening live. Thanks for listening on Monday and checking out the iTunes, subscribe, review and become a premium member.

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