Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Getto Gaggers

Episode Date: February 3, 2020

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This is an NPR That's the podcast done Is there any better show? This is the original original. Don't clean the sheet. Right, I have to take it back. You might be running. I'm telling you. Yeah. I stayed at a a crown royal I said crown is it called crown? What's crown royal crown royal at the Dayton funny bone and It was like a dirt ring in the tub and I was like I'm just paying here I'll just pay for my own hotel and it literally was like deal hugely state here

I was like no he fucking didn't yeah, yeah, I think yeah, I think they were lying like even my there's no idea He'll he'll he'll he'll he is you see the man the amount of hats that man has he's not still he has a hotel for his hat Yeah, exactly and he smokes cigars. Yeah, does he yeah, he smokes a lot He smokes in the green room note fuck you. He's just smoking I can't wait to get to that level. Yeah, I don't even smoke cigars But I will I'll pick up cigar smoking habitually if it means if I have that level. I smoked in the Philly Green Room. They were very nice about it. Because they were like, look, we let people smoke weed.

Why we not let you smoke cigars. I was like, well, that's a very honest answer. And they're really great. All the people that work there. But here's the thing with, do you guys always, I always feel on the New Year's thing. Maybe it's because I'm recovering, whatever, but I always, I get so much anxiety about the new, I don't even like working New Year's,

cause I stress out, I get fucked up, and it's never, it's always great. It's never as bad as it seems. I always go back to my whole time, I'm like, that was good, those crowds were great. You forget that like people come out to have a good time who don't want to fucking get hammered. But it's different because they're coming to see you.

When you got to deal with the general, when you got to deal with Gen Pop, this is fucking... Yeah. It's different, man. I love that black dude's man. Always makes you better. Yeah.

Gen Pop, it's like I never thought about calling Just regular Yeah, he knows that's way that's the way to say Different though, I don't like he's got a fucking room and everything Mr. Fini True, I don't like doing new year shows anymore until I got like generate an audience I don't like generate an audience. I don't like, I don't fuck with them.

I had the best new years ever. Where? This new years. I did the comedy store main room with, it was like a Legion of Skanks and friends, like so we did like a, they did a podcast earlier but then we were like, Yeah, but that's what exactly what he's doing.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It was great, but I mean, you've got the comedy store. It's like, that probably would have been sold out. And it's like, yeah, they're always selling us. Just like, well comedy clubs like that, like the seller or wherever the stand or yeah, they're selling out a new years. Yeah. And they have.

And they're I've done the I've done the sellers so many times here. Yeah. And it's always awesome. Always fun. The comics, you know what I mean? Yeah. But can I ask you this? If this would bother you or not, I actually, I don't like to set up. Because, well, here's the thing, so my wife came out, she came out with me to LA, you know, let's have so, she was at the main room,

she's hanging in the green room, we're all, all the wives and girlfriends back there and stuff. And then when the clock is counting down, big J's like, let's get everybody out of here, so all the comics come out there, we're on the show. And he's like, no, no, everybody. So like the wives, all the girlfriends are coming out and stuff.

And everybody's clapping, We do the big countdown. We all kiss, we cheers, and everything like that. And then we get off stage and I go to my wife, Erica, I go, wow, that's pretty crazy for you, right? Because you got on the main room stage at the comedy store on New Year's Eve in front of a sold out crowd. That's pretty nuts, right?

And she's like, yeah, yeah. I'm like, no, I mean, she's not a comic. She's not a comic, so I'm like, isn't that crazy or that you got out that show? Because I mean, that you're on the stage. Yeah, it means nothing to her. I know, she didn't care at all. And it was- She's the rumble.

Yeah. She's a rumble, a bunch of fucking scared. Even though you still have 350 people staring at you. She would have probably, if it wasn't for you, she would have probably still found something else to do. Oh, of course, but I mean, didn't that, wouldn't that at least about you a little bit just because of how,

like, you know, well, famous that stage is to be like, I can't. It's not famous to her though. Yeah, dude, it means nothing to her. Yeah, that's like, it's just a shitty comedy club to her. Yeah, well, if you, if you, if you listen, if you are on stage at the garden, and they went, and they went, Mike Fini, good night.

And the place was, wow. And you wanna just wanna bring my wife and kid. And then she can't, that would be like, oh my God, you do? That's crazy. You at a skank show. With the blue skunk. Everybody, good everybody. With the, the fact I wear mittens, it's not, I'm pretty sure.

I'm like, I love those guys, but I'm pretty sure that's not, my wife would be like, my wife would be like, I'm a fact I wear mittens. It's not, I'm pretty sure. I'm like, I love those guys, but I'm pretty sure that's not. My wife would be like, my wife would be like, I'm good. I'm all right. I just feel like that would have been like a- Yeah, but it's the fucking- It's the fucking store. It's the main room. Yeah, I'm probably-

For a normal civilian to be on stage. Let me live like they don't care. It's crazy. Look, the comedy stores, I get it to a comic. It's like, dude, it's the store. Oh my God, it's sold out. It's new years. It's with comics that I love and shit, it means nothing to them.

A square. That's what I would rather be in a hotel room, popping a bottle of champagne with you, looking out over fireworks. Sure. I'm in now. Oh, 100%. And fucking having you, fucking stick your fingers in there. Well, I guess I thought that was just going to be, I'm mid-night. Oh, 100% and fucking having you fucking sticky fingers in there. Well, I guess I thought that was just gonna be...

I thought that was gonna thing we were gonna be like, I don't fucking get it, I thought we were gonna do a fun pile-up. They don't care, Mom, like I brought my wife, I forgot where I was. They don't care. No, I'm getting that. Like I brought my wife to hang and it was, I had a good time and we're like in the Uber going back and I was like, ah, that was good, man. I was a good hang. She was like, is that what y'all do?

You just sit around and make fun of each other the whole time? I'm like, well, the hang I get because the girl, the fuck you were ruining it. Yeah. Because so many comics, if you're a wife and you're around other comics, so many comics are either talking about comedy or about like other comedy, especially it's like, it's like inside baseball for them. So it'd be like, if you hung out with their work friends, that I get, but it's like.

I remember, well, this is fucked up. I just remember, I don't even know if I should tell this. Go ahead. I'm going to live. Patreon episode. Yeah, seriously. I did, I opened for Jay Moore one time at the improv in Irvine or something,

way back in the day. He went, he was on SNL and shit, and he was just fucking the, I think after Jerry McGuire type shit You know, okay When he got his new teeth, you know when he was just fucking I mean his teeth used to be fucked up or something Everybody's teeth used to be fucked up if you tracey Morgan had five I mean, I think they all went to the same dentist in Long Island

I remember they sent me there. Yeah, when I was a paracats, I got sent out there to get my, but I had great teeth. So they just fixed like some of my cavities or some shit. Cheap. No, not at all. Why would they expect that? But they were making you money. Colleges and shit.

So it was like just get your teeth fixed. They wanted good teeth. I don't know, teeth are very important in show business. It is. Whatever, but that's the point. But I remember I went to the dentist and and wherever the great neck and I show up and they show me the book and it was all people on SNL and Barry Caz is a client. We four and a half and you're like, what the fuck? And I remember I was I was sexy Bobby. And the girl working the Spanish girl. I fucking, the main lady walked out, and you all right?

Yeah. And then, the main lady walked out and the girl, the assistant, just starts making out with me. Like, after I got worked on, she just fucking leans in and starts kissing me. And I was like, what the fuck? Damn.

How hot was hot, Bobby? I guess hot. Who's sexual out of town? Yeah dude, but I had a lot, I had a lot of own too. Yes. With hot Bobby. I guess hot. Who's sexual? Damn. Yeah, dude, but I had a lot of oomph, too. Like I had a lot of... Yes, swag. I had swag.

Okay. Along with hair. Yeah. But this, I remember that. It was just my demon mind. It was just filling up. And then the dentist came back and she was like a kind of a big blonde woman. Yeah.

And I was just like fucking, I remember I think thumpin' and the girl was just looking at me. Like sexy eyes through the little mask. Yeah. And I was just like fucking, I mean, I think thumpin' and the girl was just looking at me. Like sexy eyes through the little mask. Oh god damn. Yeah. Anyways, I remember I was doing that. That's a great porn. That's a great porn. The porn starts at the dentist office. That's a great memory. Time to clean your teeth and now. A good memory to like if you're just like spank. Yeah. That's a good fucking memory. It isn't she wanted to come in here one night With the dentist to see me at the cellar And they I had the right across the street. You know what that

Vietnamese restaurant is yeah the Jordan through the bombing sandwiches that used to be a 24 hour fucking coffee shop So I knew the guy owned it and I And I would go there, I would, because I always had a host and shit and me to laugh me a garfer the last ones were hosting. And I would go there and literally spent all night in the coffee shop. And I remember she showed up and we went over there like three in the morning and let me go downstairs in the office. And I fuck it. Oh my God. I stood on his desk. I remember I stood I stood on his desk and she just did awful things to me from like beneath me. It was just great. Is this what happens on your Patreon episodes?

This is great. Yeah. I don't know. These are the stories I want to hear. God damn. I would give you that trigger my that trigger that memory. You're weird because I think we all have these things, right? Yeah. These little things that have happened that you forget.

That, yeah. You just- You just- You just, like, it's just gone. Like, once you get married, it's just that hard drive, goes into a folder, into a folder, into a folder, into a folder.

And it's like, you know, one day you just kind of cleaning your hard drive. Are you fine? What's fucking whip it folder? Yeah. What's the? What's inside this? Untitled folder six. Yeah. It was, it's a new teeth and more. What was that?

Do you ever used to do that? I used to put that like, I used to hide like, to hide porn on the computer. You like put it, that's what you still like download porn. I never download a porn. I was just, because they were fuck on the computer. You like put it. That's when you still like download. I heard you download a porn. I was just, because it'll fuck up your computer if you download it. So I was just, oh, I lost a lot of computer. Stream it.

Like streaming porn with the best. Like I was the best, because you can just fucking, I used to have to jerk off and to tape. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I have a joke about that. Where it's like my generation, you had to, you had to like, you had to jerk off like you were like a thief in somebody else's house.

Like you just like, you know what I mean? I remember Billy Burst, that thing. We fucking, we were, he was talking about on my Patreon when the live from the shed I did with him. And he was like, did remember the time you fucking, he left for, and he can't, he'd lot forgot something. He had to come back, but he's like, he saw me, and I was just, I was like staring at the TV like this.

He's like, dude, you have, you have, I just got caught drinking off face. I was just like, he's like, you just jerked off, I just left. I was like, dude, what are you guys doing? Oh, who, who are you? Dude, I was dying for him to go on the road. He was like leaving for the weekend. I was like that what are you? I was dying for him to go on the road. He was like leaving for the weekend.

I was like, thank God. Soon as he left, I was like fucking zipped. Those are the fast leg nuts. You can fucking put it in that, then like, I had the VCR ready to go. This is before. Back to part of the computer. You need to part, you were going to.

Dude, I had it because you had to watch it. You had to watch the scenario. Yeah. Fast forward. And then it's like, I'm not her roommate. I'm her mother. But anyways, I would watch, I would get the DVDs from the bootleg, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You remember that? You go, you get like a, whatever movie was coming out in the theater and you were like, yeah, also giving one of them to I were like, yeah, I'm giving one to them too. And you just go booty, booty DVDs.

I'm like, weirdly, I'm in between both of your ages, I think. And I, how do you? 32. Yeah, I'm 33. Oh, okay. But that doesn't, but he is. He's got to be. No, but I am because because my generation,

no, he's not right. You're in between us. No, because I'm not. You're in between him and me. Yeah. But I'm not, I'm in between us. No, because I'm not. You're in between him and me. Yeah. But I'm in between generations of porn because I didn't jerk off to old school, playboy. I never got, I was like, this is just a woman

on a ladder in a library. I don't know if you're in the jet beauty or you jerk off to black magazines. Like jet beauty, out of week, Ebony magazine. See, but I'm saying still pictures didn't do it for me, but then my computer, we only had one computer and it's 56K, so I couldn't stream or download porn. So I jerked off to fuck it, not to tapes

to late night, like softcore porn, like an HBO. Oh, it's an accent, shit. Let me tell you something, I was around when HBO came out. And the remote was square, and it had these big buttons that you pushed. And it went gik gik gik. And made a noise with the kids toy, gik gik gik gik.

And that's where a clicker came from, exactly. And I remember HBO used to have these fucking movies that still around with a little fucking Jewish kid, a nerdy Jewish kid, would wind up in this lady and she would help him and she was trying to, she got rejected by a guy and then he was over there one night and she's sleeping and he pulls up her fucking night count and just her big bush was there

and he's just staring. Oh, I still get turned on by the time. Oh God, and then she wakes up and she's like, no, why would you, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm sorry. And she feels bad, she's like, it's okay. Have you never seen this before? And he's like, no.

And then he's like, well, you can touch it. And then he's tied it on, it's all fuzzy. And then she's like, well, you should try kissing it. And then he's kissing it. And she's like, it's just burying this poor kiss in her pocket middle-aged mouth. I'm fucked up then because if you watch the scenarios, I skip to just the fucking.

I don't care what you're talking about. I need something. I can't start a porn mid-like penetrating. I can. She needs to be sucking a dick or hitting her or he needs to be hitting her. I can only do that when it's a guy blowing a guy Wait a minute, I'm sorry. What where are we? Oh, it just was about to walk out of here Born dude porn right now. I've never been the same since Patrice hook me up with clitty.com

What the fuck is clear? I was using that for a while because you told me about that I think it shut down. No, you go to it and it has it has the extra has another link fucks Doc comma, whatever it is. Oh, who fucks with the queue? I think so I like it, but they share fuck to down No, not fucks with the queue. I don't know what it's Mike pull it up and tell us but it's um No, not fucks with the queue. I don't know what is Mike pull it up and tell us but it's um You're right. Don't get high like I There XXI or something like that, but it's XS and eyes on it so I don't like the other ones because it's just The two range of dreams. Yeah, you ever go down one of those rabbit holes where you're like it's like you know You pick the video whatever it is

So I've sent you click it and then it goes to another page with all categories But then the one you want is still the thumbnail. You click that one, and you just keep going down rabbit holes of categories, and you never see the tips. Yeah, you got to, it says, close before viewing. Yeah. Fuck. This is the most nerve-wracking part about jerking off in the OTS when computers first came

out. Is every time you jerked off to one of those websites, you literally had to go, I might ruin this computer. I might, I might have to be a comp you as a for fucking nine hours or tech you serve for not because of what I'm about to do right now. Absolutely. And not one time did I not take that chance? I destroyed my family's Dell computer to the point where they made, they didn't, I don't know if they knew, but they made me, I was the one calling tech supporter.

Maybe I volunteered to be like, oh, fix it. And we were going, I remember talking to the guy on the other side of the phone, and I'm going through all these file names, like extension, this, this, this, this, and I'm saying them to him, and he's like, okay, delete that, delete that. And then as I'm saying them,

he just starts laughing to himself on the other end of the phone and I'm like, fuck whatever, I just read. He knows of that and I go, why are you laughing? And he goes, nah, nah, it's cool, man. Like he's like, no, no. Dude, every hotel you stay in, they know what you're doing. That's why you don't use their internet.

You just beat off to the fucking day man. Listen, man, I don't. That's why you don't use their internet. You just beat all off to the fucking day. Listen man, I don't care anymore. You know. You use their internet. I don't care if you got the data for it. If I get a phone, if they call up, I get the phone rings in the hotel and goes, listen, Fag, you have to stop.

You have a wife and a kid. This is bad. You think that? I don't care. I just don't care anymore. It doesn't matter to me anymore at this point It did met I literally shut down my internet Yeah, cuz I went to those sites and I had to call the guy damn and they were like here's a number call the internet provider

And they're like listen dude We don't allow people to go to these sites and I was like what sites he goes You know what sites I'm talking about. I don't want to say that, but you don't. Wait, your internet provider can mean you need a VPN which is making on people unable to see what your search yeah yeah and and I'm at the point though it's like I don't care like if they come out with I think the porn that I Google and watch yeah directly affects my career like I believe I believe there's a there's a group of people in Hollywood. You know ghetto gaggers

You know it I've seen I've seen I've seen it's a category Never not No, it's the funniest point. You got two big clues, right? You got Black Dude choking a girl, a white girl with their... No, no. Oh, okay, there you go. You're close.

Ghetto gaggers? Yeah. It's black and practical jokers. Yep. What? Oh, that is. It's a porn that I think it's all set up. I think it's like fake.

What? Yeah. So like the dude would do disrespect for shit like step on her head It's very that's not fun Fucking the doggy sound any pinches or nose and then like. Wow. So she can't breathe, you know. Get ol' gaggers.

Yeah. Now listen, I wanna dare, I wanna dare everybody listening to this in my Patreon, not to Google that. I dare you. Good luck. I fucking dare you. Not to. They're all out on the road to pitch that.

It is next meeting. You and three other black guys go around I'm just watching ghetto gagers. No, no, no, you just go around the street doing prank joke your shit and say it's called ghetto Gator's played joke. It's a fucking catchy name. Yeah, oh I talking shit. He would like Where'd you go to school and then we go? I got my bachelor's I hit like you didn't go anywhere you dirty bitch Here's talk shit and he like smacks some of the face and spit on them. What?

So you know, you're not watching a rapes. What are you watching? Now don't listen. Take that back. Do not Google this. Let me do a little research before you watch it. You watch it. Is it fake? Yeah, I think it's of course.

Of course. Of course. My god, I hope so. I've seen black porn. My porn is hilarious. Why? What do you mean? Well, all black or Jesus Christ, Oh my god, I hope so. I've seen black porn. My porn is hilarious. What do you mean? Oh, black or Jesus Christ.

Models. They only got like a couple white girls, but they're the white girls that are like stars in black porn. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like the crossover ones. Black porn girls are fucking just amazing.

Absolutely. I very, very watch it. Yeah, because I just, you know, I've lost the. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no because it's usually, you know, give me that fucking, it's very aggressive. Yes, I agree with you. And I like that, but it's, they're so fucking smoking. You know what I mean?

Too hot. I don't know, it's just, I like goofy faces. I like a scenario. Yeah. I like little tricks. Yeah. You know, reluctance? I like a little reluctance. I do. I don't like, what you're gonna fucking do, Tuchek? I like little tricks. You know, reluctance. I like a little reluctance.

I do. I don't like, I don't like that. I don't like that. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to know, because I live in Jackson Heights,

and one of the stores around me has all these porn magazines, but it's all white women. And my area is like predominantly Spanish and like Indian. And I'm like, do they not jerk off to their own people? May the Spanish people aren't jerking off to Latina women, what are you doing? You know what I mean?

Yeah, lots of you in the women are unbelievable. I have no bias with the women in the porn. It's the men that I have the buy, I can't, the black, it has to at least, it has to be a white dick in order for me to put myself in the scenario. You know what I'm saying? I can't look at a white dick, so I feel that. And this is where we come from. It's where I can't look at a white dick. So I feel that and this is where we come

I can't and it's not I'm not racist. It's just like I watch porn. Do you want to imagine yourself? Yes, and a white dick just takes me out. I watch I can watch a black I can watch a black dick any time in life honestly. I can watch a black dick. Uh huh. When there's a white dick in the room. Like cock, cock, yeah, like I can watch that. When some poor guy's just watching his wife, now it never, it doesn't, I can't have, I can't come to it. Yeah, right.

But, because I get mad at the end, like why would you do that? You fucking, you pussy. You fucking like at home and I yell at my wife. Yeah, yeah. But, can you watch porn just like without jerk enough? Can you just watch it? I've done it so many times because I keep tumbling

down the rabbit hole. Like that one thing, I'm like, that's on it, that's not it. I have to jerk off to specific. The exact thing I need to jerk off with that time. Absolutely. And it's different every time. And when I catch it, when I catch it, like, you know, mom and three girls on a farm

and two red necks from the prison get loose and they catch them in a barn. And it's like ripping. It's like, you're like, I can't get it. I can't cold on that joke. I gotta do the same shit. You ever do this? You ever have a bunch of tabs open

because you're like, I'm gonna come to this, then I'm gonna come again to this one, and then I'm gonna come a third to, and then you come to the first, you starter. And then you come the first time, I come the first time, and then I go fuck this. First time, Michael, listen, it's one time. Well, that's my whole point,

is I think in my head jerking off of my g, is this video so hot, I can come a second time. I'm not that ideal. No, then the second I come once, I'm like, what am I talking about? But the best thing, some sites got like the multi thing where you can open up a bunch of videos at the same time. Oh, yeah.

I know Poorn Hub does it now. Like you can, they have, so you pay attention to the boxes. If they have the box that looks like it's inside of another box, you press that and you can, it'll put the bottom at the bottom. And then you can continue to look at other porn. Or if you Apple cast it, you can Apple cast it to your phone. Look, what are you doing? I'm listening.

Oh. Right. Pornhub's too big now, man. It's trying to focus. I know people who put their podcasts on porn hub. No, I'm seeing a couple of podcasts. Yeah. I've seen like rap videos.

Listen, I'm going to tell you the game changer that's coming out. What happened? What's going on? VR porn is going to boring. Listen, listen, listen. It's not the same. Buddy, I'm telling you something. I have PlayStation VR and I watched it and it wasn't that they don't have black porn in it. Yeah, no one stepped on heads. Yeah, they don't mind. I'm worried. He's spitting his nose. Hey, nobody fucking wearing 18. He's spitting in somebody's nostril. Yo, put these corngo. He's just dominating her throat. Yeah. Come on, you goofy bitch.

It's a prison break. You goofy bitch. Come on, we grow on goofy bitch. That's hilarious. I want to do that to my wife. Like, time of banging and you like that, you goofy bitch. She's gonna be like, what'd you just say to me?

You fuck fuck fuck fuck. Welcome. Meet your eye. Dude, it's gonna change the game, dude. I went, I think because the VR now, when you can sit down in your bed, and look around the room, and imagine being able to send somebody some money. Like, imagine me able to go fuck who you want to fuck yeah in a room

That has VR like you were the headguired there's cameras and you fuck them and you could relive that moment like fucking minority Report over and over and over again. Yeah, I mean it's sick At though what it's sick. It has to wear this a little. It's at though. What? It's not where it's right there, dude. It's like, would there be our Oculus Quest right now? Have you watched it? Have you tried it? Yes, I have.

I was in a bar at the comedy connection this week, by the way. Yeah. Comedy connection, Rhode Island Thursday Friday Saturday. Saturday night for a show, so I'll go. Yes. Oh, you're there this week. Oh, that's a great hotel. Oh, those.

You been? Yeah, yeah. Yes, oh, you're there this week. That's a great hotel. Oh, no, you've been they they I was they put it on them. I put it on right there quarry gave it to me and I was at the barn I was literally I had to take it off there because I was literally filling up and I was pumping I was like you like she's like you like me baby I said a wish but I said She's like, you like me, baby, you like it. I was like, I said a wish, but I was like, I like it. I'm gonna have a double thing no more. So when I first started watching it,

all that was the 3D porn, it was just double. Dude, you just see it on this side. Listen to me. You put this on now, dude, in the room. Okay. So I'm looking around in this kitchen, then there one of the bartenders, the girl put it on and she was like,

oh, I love those cabinets. You know what I mean? Because you can look around the whole room. Dude, in fuck, and you looked down in my piece was just great. It was like the piece I've always wanted. My legs were muscular. It was like fucking avatar when he came out and he started running.

He tried to move in his toes. Is he taking back your paralyze? I'm just lying there on the fucking yellow gelatin. Yeah, dude. I was, I'm telling you, the Oculus Quest, I should have bought it two days ago when it was on Amazon. You can't get them now. They're out of fucking stock.

$400, it has the hand things. Yeah. Okay. And it also, and it has the head thing. I don't even got them in the game stock. And you don't need them plugged in what yeah around my way to having my games Dude if you can knock those quests get the fucking thing But the question are so I don't want to have two things the quest isn't as good as the the other

Occult is the rift because you have to if you know if it's not hooked up to a gaming no, it's not true It's not is not anymore dude. No, it's not anymore games of dude. That beat saber game is. Dude, he has it on the quest. Yeah, that's the same shit man. The quest is just as good as the other thing now because the technology is so small fast. Everything's, that was five years ago. You needed the rest.

The quest, it's sold out there. You can't get it because the games they just announced and all the games they have for it. Oh, the Star Wars. It was on sale for Cyber Monday, I almost got it. You should have got it. It was on $50 off. Oh, I should have that. I would have to say, I had it.

$50 off the end sale. Yeah, but it's, you want to really, you want to really rock your world when you go to a hotel room and you watch porn. Whatever. Buy a little pico projector, the hooks up to your phone. Out of the little, the, shoot it on the ceiling.

Yeah. Can you do that? Dude, watch porn in a 100 inch TV on your ceiling. Yeah. Just get naked, put the porn on, and you're just looking up at, you're just looking up, it's a hot, dude, it takes up the whole wall of ceiling. Yeah.

It's incredible to watch porn that big. It makes, cause it makes it realer, cause they're like life size. Yeah. It's incredible to watch porn that big. It makes it makes it realer because they're like life size. Sure. Oh God. I love that. I had to get rid of my projector because of that. I stopped taking it on the road. Yeah. Just use it for. I use it for now. My kid has movie night when we do the in camping we've been like shit In where you did get tired every time you see that thing flashing the wallet But yeah porn is gonna get a range is man V. R porn so say you Like a certain porn star. Who's your favorite porn star? I don't know you know any I don't know by names Okay, do you know, Annie?

I like Gage. What's the, what's the, I'll say Gage. I love Gage. Her name is Gage. Her name is Gage. She's a dirty little girl from Alabama. I believe she's Arkansas. Yeah.

Okay, there's a, as the lights can check, name Simone Richards. Okay, Simone Richards, you can get in touch with Simone. She'll probably have in the future a way to get in touch with a thousand bucks. You can go fuck Simone. Listen to me. Or whatever, right? You could go fuck her, go in a VR room in LA.

Yeah. Fuck have a session for a thousand and they give you the copy of it. And you jerking off. No, you fucking her. So instead of you, you get to build your own avatar. I'm just on a number. No, but I'm gonna be a party pool. But you get the bills. You're looking at 10,000. It's gonna be to my mother. Put on. It's gonna be more than that, Bobby. But do you get the bill? Your what you look like? Because I don't want to you be you. I'll be you listen No, you're still you it's video

VR so dude VR They'll scan me and put it on you. You don't know what VR how it works. Oh He said I'm actually you're in the matrix. So yes, I said a thousand. I should have said a lot more All right Again, I have to fuck some old Richard's first. Okay, Say Liz that would say Liz at the comedy seller was a point star And she was my favorite point star and I wanted a fucker Okay, and she charged 10 to 5 grand to fuck her. Yeah, and you could fuck her in a VR room That's where you wear the camera on your head. Yeah, and there's a key

I think I don't have any is a camera behind you. Yeah, those cameras behind you The bunch of cameras. Yeah, there's a bunch of cameras and they film her and they film you and they film everything. But so when you watch them, when you're in the movie, when she comes up, hey, what's up, Bobby? You lay for your spot. Yeah. And, and, uh-huh.

Have you seen Estee yet? Mm-hmm. You know, and she's mad. She's mad, right? And so you looked at it, you, it'd be you. Okay. You'll be able to like have a personalized, but you already had sex with her.

Yeah, it's a sex tape. So look, there's a lot of guys that like the band. Okay, so there's a sex tape. It's a sex tape that you can rewatch vividly because it's from your... You, I don't want it to be real. So say like Charlie Sheen loves banging she-m Yeah, he could pay 10 grand to a she mail Yeah, and do it on VR and fuck have that scenario. Yeah, and it's him fucking the same. Yeah

But I'm pretty sure if for him is the chase that he wants different I'm not I'm not getting into it. You know you being crazy We can go all different ways. $10,000. What are we doing? I should have went higher. Yeah. Anyways, where how do we get off on this tangent? New year's eve.

New year's eve. And his wife not being excited to be on the comedy store stage. Um, uh, you know, that was with Jay Moore. I do. I when I did the improv, oh yeah. And we just get back to it. I did. I when I did the improv. Oh, yeah. And we just get back to it. I should finish it.

I remember my girlfriend, she was my girlfriend at the time in L.A. Yeah. And she came with me. And Jay's first wife. Yes. First wife was there. With her parents in her.

And it looked Jay was a big star. And I wasn't. And I was all like, this is crazy. And I remember I was getting yelled at for going over every night and I was like I feel like I'm not going over but maybe I was I don't know but not by much and it was just weird. It's like, you know, he was yelling at you. No he had the club yell at me which was even weirder. Which are friends, you know, we were friends but not friends, you know, he was a big star

dude. I mean, he was smashing. Well, I don't even know if I was at that time. I'm whatever. But anyways, he, I remember it was his midnight and we all, my wife and his wife and her mother and father were sitting at the back. And I remember they all came on stage and I'm like, where's my wife you? I'm like, it's seconds and you didn't. And she's just sitting back there by herself. I'm about scared and lonely.

She just looks sad. Yeah. My girl, she's my girl back then. Yeah. And I was like, why didn't you, I looked at them like, why didn't you tell her to come up? Right. And she, I was like, come up here.

And I went and got her. I'm like, come on, you're with me. Yeah. And I felt like, what the, I was like, I was like, I've been so went and got her like come on you with me Yeah, and I felt like what the fuck? I was so shitty if she was just be at backstage did he give you shit for that for bringing her on? No, but it was just it made me I was like fucking famous people You know what I mean? Yeah, it made me it's like what that was like the first and right then you made a promise to never be Right then I sure I'd never be as famous as myself. I'd have the same fame as Rich Voss.

Third gear of her in my life. I'd be a legend to myself. No, but I remember that. It just made me so inferior. That's why I would never bring around, I would never bring her around anymore, because if my theory was, if you fuck with her, I'm gonna have to do something. Absolutely.

And I don't wanna be in that position. So I'd rather just, Bob, please don't come, because if anybody says shit to you, I'm gonna have to go to jail. Right, I'm just gonna have to go to jail. And, but now I, you know, she, I know that she'd take care of herself. It's my wife 12 years.

I'll bring her anywhere, it doesn't matter. If she says we're coming, she's coming. That's just the way it is. If he wants to come, he comes. But I remember back then, it really fucked me up bringing my chick. Yeah, because it was just like, fuck, the fucking stupid business got her. Right. And it made me feel bad. Yeah. Yeah, because it was just like, fuck, the fucking stupid business got her.

Right. And it made me feel bad. Damn. You know, because it gets me, it gets me all the time. You supposed to protect them from it. Right. I'm supposed to protect her from it. I'm supposed to, and it caught her.

Yeah. And it was, you know, you know, and then I remember Jeg got divorced from him. I was a good, I never liked her. Fucking fucked my girlfriend, now my wife. Yeah. J wasn wasn't I mean Jay didn't have anything to do other y'all cool Jay Moore yeah, um, yeah, I mean I don't yeah, I got nothing against Jay. I think Jay's I think Jay's one of the funniest fucking guys walking. Yeah, yeah, I don't I've never really watched them. I've I've only I've only heard from movies already just murdered like you would murder

Back in the day. Yeah, I don't know about now. I've no I don't know what he does now, but I Mean I don't follow them now, and I don't I'm not I don't know is have his number and I don't call him and I don't follow him on social Maybe we're not that damn, you know because I don't know his number and I don't call him and I don't follow him on social media. We're not that damn you know because I don't I don't I don't think I could get along with him like that because of where I'm at now You know, I'm just focused on my my family and I have a very small amount of friends and yeah, I try to keep it tight You know just because of what I'm trying to do just flies Oh neither one of you that circle damn No, but you know Oh, neither one of you in that circle. Damn, shit. I was, I felt like,

no, but you're, you're, you're glad to be in your small group of, but you have friends with those friends. Yeah. Like, so you touch them. So you're, you, you, you're, what, you're, you're a great,

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But you can't you're definitely like if I was to uproot my whole life you would not go I would be what do we get a call saying goodbye? No, probably not Heart-breaking stare I've ever seen yeah, that was like trying to tell that was like you had to tell a kitty at cancer That's what you just gave me that look like. I Wouldn't know why would I call you guys if I was moving if you were moving away forever. She was like, Hey, man I'm not gonna be living in New York no more. Yeah, so no first of all I do that family's moving away This would be the response. Okay, dude cool. See you later and you've called Liz what spots is he up? We get a spots. Let me get that fucking studio. Let me get that shit, Liz.

No, I would, I would make some ghetto gaps. I think, I think, I think J. Moore, there's nobody. There's people that make you laugh like hanging out. Yeah. To me, that, to me that Patrice was one of them. Yeah. And Cook was one of them. And J. Moore was one of them and Jay Moore was one of those guys Who hanging out in the car

God damn it. This kid Mark Caesar who's not a comic friend of my musician fucking, I mean hysterical. Yeah, just hanging. Yeah, I know a few of those people Ricky Buccini from Quincy One of the funniest fucking dudes just hanging out. Yeah. Made me, I mean, makes me giggle. Like, I didn't want to talk around him. Yeah. Yeah, Jaymo's one of those guys, which is just like, I just want to let you talk and make

me laugh. He's one of those guys now. Personally, whatever, you know what I mean? Yeah, not for you. Yeah, I'm only going to go to a couple. At this point, I'm, I have fucking really only a couple people that I can deal with. Just because of me, it's not even other people.

You know, it's like I- You're in your own little bubble, though. You said something a long time ago to me and it still makes sense, you man. You did, it was like one of my cliche moments in the movies where I forgot, we was at the seller and he was like there's no industry. You see this? You're the fucking industry and you just walked off and I was like, yeah, we are

the fucking industry, but that made sense to me. Like your friends are the people, your circle, and the people you know is your industry. The industry that we know, the famous people, they're just friends with each other. That is friends with famous people. Yeah, there's friends with famous people. Do you use Chris Pratt for that? He's a good guy. I always like them. Hey, Chris. Exactly. Everything I have a gott was from a friend. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Just so happened in my friends while fucking came crumbling down. But I picked the wrong friends. Like the wrong fucking group, man. Keith Robinson didn't. And Carter ha estado tan cerca, Espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras desperan.

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You got the screener? Cause I only got like the sag screeners. You get uncut gems if you're like WGA. No, I get WGA. Damn. And we go to the screener. My wife, my wife was like, that branch, that branch you talking about, that's hate my wife was like that branch that branch you talking about Yeah, they're in a worthy. That's the branch. I said the branch. I said stick

I don't know if I said that fell off the dead tree. I think there's my tree with the branch that touches your stick But if a wind comes it's like wait it goes away Dude I'll cut gems Yeah But if a win comes it's like wait it goes away. Yeah dude uncut gems Strat I've never watched a movie where I almost had to take a break. Yeah, I had a my wife had to stop watching it It was so and I'm talking To the end of that movie and then you go What the fuck? My wife's like, I love the movie

and I'll never watch it ever again because I don't enjoy being put through that. Yeah, you can not watch the movie again. No, you have to wait like a year, it's six months. How the Adam Sandler's acting in it. Adam Sandler and I have said this for years, is one of the great actors we have. Because first of all, he's hilarious comic.

I mean, most humble guy, I mean, how humble is he? He's never... He's never taking credit. He never takes a compliment. And he always takes care of his friends. I don't understand. I wish everybody could be like that. I really do.

I wish every famous person could be that guy. But then you look at what he does. This movie. Yeah. It's great. Man. If he doesn't win an Oscar, if it's not him a Joaquin, I can't.

But it wasn't nominated though. I don't think it was nominated. It wasn't. You know why? Because he wouldn't do the, he probably wouldn't go and do the stuff you have to do, dude, that whole nomination run, that's like you hear Jamie Foxx talk about that stuff. Yeah.

When he was on Howard Stern and he got a call from Sidney Portier and they were like, yo, you're saying about you, this is about us. Yeah. Go do it, behave yourself. Right. And go, go get nominated. Like yourself, and go get nominated. Like you have to go like a politician.

Yeah, you got it. Yeah, I know. I got a cool story about the Uncared Jameson. I saw it after a spot it's end of New York and Lincoln Center or whatever. And after the movie, the fucking writers and directors, the Safty Brothers, they came like down the aisle and then sat, they came down the aisle and then sat at the front of the thing and did a whole 25 minute interview about the movie. And it was crazy because it's one of these things where you talk about an inspirational

moment and stuff where they're independent, film, they're from Queens. And they wrote the movie for Adam Sandler and it took them 10 years to get him to agree to me. It was only written for him. And it took them 10 years to get him to agree to me. It was only written for him, and it was never supposed to be written about Kevin Garnett. They hate that it's about Kevin Garnett because they wrote it for Amari Stottamire, but in too much time it passed,

and they had to update it. So now all these Celtic fans keep coming up to them and being like, you gave us a Boston movie and like, fuck, I didn't want to give you a fucking Boston movie where Nick's fans. And then, but he said something that I found like kind of interesting and profound was that he said that Adam Sandler is the Jerry Lewis of that generation, of my generation,

which if you think about how many movies he's come out, he's got his own voice, he's got he's recognizable, he's got like he had like he is my Jerry Lewis. I would, I don't, I wouldn't even do that. I would say he's Adam Sandler. Yeah, I don't think you impairment. Jerry Lewis was what Jerry Lewis did was more like Dane Cook. Yeah, I think what Adam Sandler does even as far as his what do you mean, Bane Cook? Like Dane Cook was right. I mean, they were very similar. Well early Adam Sandler's a lot of serious movie. Yeah, I think early, but I think his movie career, man.

I don't know. I don't think he's like Jerry Lewis at all. I think he's very Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. I mean, I'm just saying my opinion. Yeah, yeah. I think Adam Sandler is Adam Sandler. Rain over me.

That was when I was like, oh, he can act. Dude, Spanglish. Yeah, I think people do it It's Spanish when he when he that movie was a fucking great movie. Yeah, you do he was so good in that movie He's so subtle. He's so I Mean every emotion he has is right on his sleeve And all of a sudden in this movie, dude, when he starts crying, oh yeah. He's so much better as a dramatic actor

than a comedic one to me. I really think. I really think most comics are though. Yeah. I think he's great as a comic because he lets other people be funny. Yeah. And then he spits it out every once in a while.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, like, I don't know. I just love it. And it's comedy's that can do it out the voice. Yeah. And he doesn't do that voice in a serious movie. He doesn't do the voice that much in comedies anymore.

Yeah, he does. Well, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he just starts the yelling. He doesn't go back there. Everybody said anger management was a good movie. It was a great. You didn't fuck with it? No. Anger management was great. Mr. Deeds was great good movie. It was great. You didn't fuck with it. No.

Anger management was great. Mr. D's was great. Little Nikki was fucking great. I'd stop right here. I'm interested in this because I have an opinion on anger management too, but I'm happy. I love when I have two people on and one thinks it stinks and one thinks it's bad.

Tell me why it was good. I, the reason I liked it is because, look, you said all the characters got the signs. Uh, what's the name? I was, I was getting the tutorial brothers. John tutorial. John tutorial is the taller one or the shorter one? The taller ones. The shorter one is an anger management.

Yeah, the shorter one is no. The short angry one, right? The short a is in the both in it. I don't know what John tutorial is an anger management. Okay. But the short angry one, right? Short angry one is in Yeah, both in it. I don't know what John Titor was in anger management. Okay. I thought his, I thought the smaller brother was in there. I think they're both in it. Let's just say they,

Jack Nicholson. No, we're gonna find out right now. We need to figure out. You got Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson, I felt like you had a good balance of comedy. Yeah, he's in it. Dr. Titor is in it. Dr. of comedy Doctor, remember the tall one then Hmm the little the small one is in

Is in 50 first days is in the small John Charles brother is in the longest shard. Yes. Yes. Yes, he is Yeah, you mix it up. That's all okay, but no isn't the small brother also in anger management? Is there another tutorial in that man? Oh, no, nothing come up. Yeah Yeah, wow, I like it because I felt like scene for scene. It was it was funny. Why do you hate it? I think it was Very I think it was one of Adam Sandler's worst comedies and most over hyped comedies I think it's Jack Nicholson is that like his phase where he started slipping into his fucking degenerative mind disease where they got his earpiece poked in telling him what

lines he can do. He's not even acting. He's like an old grandpa. Why is he sick? What? Wait, was it, did he have an earpiece in that movie? Is he sitting? Yes. He's just talking. No, I'm not kidding. Oh, no.

Did he really have an earpiece in that movie? Yeah. At Furt. You guys, he's not acting like he's no, you're not kidding. Oh, no, he really have an earpiece in that movie yet at for you guys He's not acting like he's supposed to know this no, it's like I'm just surprised. It's a very well-known thing He is he is loose. He's like I think he's got Alzheimer's or something He's had ever like the departed. He didn't know any of his he's like a crazy part like he had banded his earwig in Feeding him lines to say. If you load them with departed, it's like because he's Jack Nick, because then he did all of the great mood.

He didn't always that way. It was just fucking 30 years of blow and drugs and everything else he did under the fucking sun. He's like, if you looked at his eyes in the departed, where he's like all like crazy eye, like that's not acting. That's what is he now? Have you seen him?

And he's like retired from dying. He denies having Alzheimer's and being forced into retirement. Yeah, well, but he's lying. I'm not lying. He denies it, but everyone. Mike's lying, I believe Jack. But did, I do believe Jack.

Did, did, have an earpiece. Yeah. He doesn't remember his lines ever. Damn. That's why I don't want to. So fucking my taking acting class. Oh, also you were thinking of Louise Guzman. Louise Guzman, yes.

Louise Guzman is fucking great. It's in the eye. Sorry. And I just think that the movie, so anyway, it's not Jack's best work, it's not Adam's best work. It's this whole scene on the Queensborough Bridge where they stop all of the traffic, so you think I feel pretty.

I mean, it's just, I feel pretty. I guess if you look at it through this cartoonish lens of like in no world could this ever actually happen if you would pull the street on the car within three minutes. Wait, do you watch movies for realism that's supposed to be an escape is a supposed to be shit that won't really happen in real life. Yeah, it happens a little Mickey's not real. Yeah, little Nicky. I appreciate more Because see that I appreciate more because I know it's in that land You don't mean say me if you watch like some fucking so you're either in the land of your knot Yeah, yeah, you can't be both. Yeah, you can't be one foot in each camp

Do you want it to be realistic or do you want it to be campy and cartoonish pick one and I'm fine with either We say you think man this man was cartoonist. What about what about his first hit movie? What a boy? A hockey. Billy Billy Madison. Oh, you don't think that was living in both. Let me, I have some hard opinions about. Are you kidding me?

I have some really, I have two hard opinions. Here's the thing. I think the what's the got the golf one is Billy Madison. There's oh no, no, what's the one with that happy? Happy Gilmore. I fucking love hard opinion. Here's the thing. I think the, what's the, only the golf one is Billy Madison. Oh no, no, what's the one with? I'm not exactly guilty. Happy Gilmore. I fucking love that movie. Billy Madison, I think the first 10 minutes. Oh, I thought, what's a golf, yes.

I think the first. The golf one, happy Gilmore. What about that? Yeah, that one. I love it. Absolutely incredible. I think the first 10 minutes, and I'm only speaking to the first 10 minutes,

I'm not speaking to the home movie. Of what? Billy Madison. Billy Madison, it's a good film. It's a good movie. It's funny. It's, I like it. The first 10 minutes, I'm not speaking to the home move. Of what? Billy Madison. Billy Madison, it's a good film, it's a good movie, it's funny, I like it. The first 10 minutes to me, I watched it recently, and I was shocked at how terribly unfunny the first 10 minutes are.

When he's, when he's fucking put in the sunscreen on himself and he's going like, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he chases the penguin and he's drunk and he's like, I'm up here and then he goes and he eats a soup like slurping it Like he's a four year old child. I was like this. It was what we allowed to be comedy and the 90s Sikki you got a thing it came out around ischventora. Jerry Luish's It came out around but it was a post and maybe they're right. Maybe he's

Jerry. It was very Jerry Lewis like I forgot about that. Yeah, but he's like in the tubs with the ducky being like, hello, no, no, ducky. I think we're with the times though. He, he, he got better for sure. He's got better. You can't say gotten better because that was high caliber comedy back then. That's what the comedy that people were playing for.

At the time, he was critics were saying he was garbage, but everyone loved it though. Oh, he's never, he's never got good reviews. Oh, he's got in panda's Whole yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying those type of comedies like the the ace ventoro is in the cable guys and all those type of Slaps sticky comedies were what people the mask the mask is garbage if you Fucking goose big a little male jiggle. Oh like all that's was the genre. That was funny. Yeah, that was a guy that was a little fucking dude. I always like Snyder. Yeah, Snyder's movies were stupid but funny.

He was fulfilling the genre and now he moved on. I think he still tries to do the same shit. I don't think I'm really a writer. No, I'm not doing that by choice. No, I'm saying I'm saying Ad trailer. So whatever scraps Adam one sleeve him, but what do you think about him? Those movies, those are the ones that we argue

with, anger management, Billy Madison. I have to say this. Big daddy, now you're talking to a guy who's, and I believe this, I think it's so much to Sloan is one of our great actors. Okay. You lying. I'm not.

He's the ever. Oh, he wrote, he wrote Rocky. And wouldn't sell it. Rocky is retarded. Listen, it doesn't move you about a retarded boxer who forces another retarded woman in a tour of relationship. But he goes the distance, Monroe. That's what you're not getting. He goes the distance Monroe that's what you're not getting he goes the distance just like he did when he wouldn't sell the movie for 10 years and he had no money. I said I'm saying the story behind Rocky rock. He was rocky was amazing his performance is ridiculous and the evolution of the character inside of that to where it was it's it's it's he's a great actor. He knows that character, Rambo. He was great.

If you look at the scene, first blood, when he's given his speech, when he's given that speech at the end, let me tell you something, as an actor. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it as if I got this role and I had to give this speech. I'm just sitting there going,

wow, I really like what he did. I like this choices and, you know, for him to be that guy, you know, to be rocky, to be that guy, then to be all these other fucking guys. And you know, you don't think. But he's chained, it was, it wasn't, you thought of him as Rambo.

Yeah. You thought of him as rocky. He's believable. That's a good actor to me. Yes. Now there's a lot of actors that are people think are good actors and whatever. They're just regular.

They're always the same fucking person. Yeah. Like who? Go ahead, say it. Joe DeRosa. I mean, that guy is the same shit in the movie sheet as he was in fucking better football. But here's the thing.

Well, Rocky, what's the one where Adrian dies? And relationship with a son and he gives the son that speech worse rocky. Five. Wasn't are you crazy? What is giving us on the speech as an adult when they're standing first of all? You're about boa. That rock. Okay. So bow bow bow. About the best rocky. Okay, about

Bow was good. Yeah, that was the What we're fucking worth it before Creed Creed was awesome. That's When the sun was older. Yes. Okay. Yes. The one with his son With Tommy Tommy gun Rocky the worst rocky ever. Yeah, that It didn't mean no sense. Oh,

When they had the fake fucking Don King and then they fought Outside in black traffic. Yeah, that didn't mean no sense. Oh, when they had the fake fucking don king and then they fought them Outside and block traffic. Yeah, I'm gonna talk about blocking traffic You know an Italian would have come over just shot that motherfucker Yeah, I got a street funk funk dude. Yeah, that was that was and then the son and that was his real son Yeah, so dude. I can't suspend reality. Yeah, I know that you dumb son Is he dead? His son. I think Rocky son. I just slice son. Oh, oh, oh in real life. He's dead. I think he died

Dude, what did you you were getting right to the point? We were like oh sad is that I know because it makes me sad because I think I have a son yeah, and You think of the evolution of as the way being a dad You think of a evolution of a dad? Is that he had him in the movie, he grew up, you know, he was coming up and he had his kid and all those tongue-limes and had him in the movie and it was epic and blah, blah, blah,

and something happened. What do you die of? Harlan, right? No, I'll architect due to atherosclerosis. What did you say? Say that again? Atherosclerosis. Say that one more time. Atherosclerosis. He's actually getting better at saying, what's how you make them do it. Would you say that again? Atharovskorosis. Atharovskorosis. Atharovskorosis.

He's actually getting better at saying it's how you make them do it. He's evolving. I'm trying to help her. That's why I'm trying to learn. Learning. He's a dreamer. Well, what did you think about Adam's Adam Sandler in those movies? Okay.

I think I look at it. I love Adam Sandler. I love everything he does. I love his is I always feel him. Anything he does. So I liked anger management a lot. I'm with now. Do I put it on levels? Yes. If I could pick certain movies absolutely. Sure. Billy Madison would be at the end. Anger management would not be, you know, happy Gilmo would be one of the ones up. I like Big Daddy.

Happy Gilmo, Big Daddy's way. But I would put a serious movie, probably up there, I mean, with it too, you know. Spanglish was one of my favorite movies, dude. I mean, you can't describe a marriage, an LA famous person type of marriage, and what happens to couples, and what, my God, dude, it was so, and he was so good.

And that ray, the thing you talk about was a guy, I don't care! I love his anger. Yeah, his fucking rage. And he knows how to use it. Sure. In a comedy and in and acting and I feel like he's just walking around all the time He's a time bomb. Oh, yeah, everything he does and he's just waiting to fucking snap. I just I

Relate to that. I think he's great. I think he's fucking awesome. Who's your character? Robert DeVol and Robert Dundee. Yeah Robert Dundee is great. Robert DeVol and Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. is great. Robert DeVol, Robert Downey Jr. is probably, and Tom Hanks and Don Cheetle. Tom Hanks or Don Cheetle? No, for me, both of my top. Tom Hanks and Don Cheetle. Don Cheetle.

Don Cheetle, Don Cheetle is the shit. Oh, you need to pick a different black person. Why do I gotta pick a, I know you get, I know you get a pick a black dude. No, really every black person picks Wilson. Fucking And cell. Dinsel. Organ.

Morgan Freeman. Autumn. Dan. Dan Zell is like the black Larry. I said Larry. Uh, uh, Phillips even more Hoffman he can play anybody God Philips He plays the same guy and everything he does. No, he does it. You didn't see traitor. Sorry. You ever said you saw a traitor Yeah, what's traitor about both trading things? No

See traitor was hunting buffalo no hotel Rwanda Trader not traitor. Yeah, I saw trader Orwanda where's the traitor not traitor. Yeah, I saw traitor man. There you did It was the movie where he dude. He was selling good. He tried out he was trading Nope, he betray is somebody he betrayed to PD green story PD green was good You didn't see that you're awesome. No PD green was fucking awesome I so I have to do some you do some research with down since I saw him in oceans of life I think I think is and I saw him in the oceans of life. I think he's right. I think he's a good guy.

And I saw him as the Iron Man sidekick. House of lies. House of lies. House of lies. House of lies. House of lies. House of lies. House of lies.

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He's got the movies he tries in. I just I have a particular thing for Adam Sandler and because I think he what punch drunk love another gun Punch drunk love fuck yeah, a movie 51st dates was a great movie. You got to rob robin Williams up in there Robin Williams robin fucking had versatility the versatility. Yep. Yes. I don't know if he'd be bad Adams come on. This motherfucker went from he did he was everybody was patched Adams He was fucking jack same character. No, what patch Adams and jack awakening Jack was when he Lakin little kid that I would say when he did the With dreams, but well good will hunting is when Robin Williams really was I was like oh shit. He's great

because he didn't When he grabbed him by the neck and his rage came out. Yeah, you're like oh Jesus. That was great But awakenings too. He was amazing in that. Yeah, he was good in awakenings. I didn't like it. I mean Heavy it's heavy and it's like I don't know. I just throw Tom Hanks up in there because Tom Hanks got one of my favorite movies Tom Hanks is in Which one catch me if you can Oh, yeah, he would be in the dope in that I think movies perfect the thing that made Tom Hanks one of my favorite actors is Roll to tradition Oh, yeah, oh, I was like oh this dude got range you he was a hiller. He was a a fucking hit man protected his son is a gangster that shit was great

You go you stop right there and say Paul Newman. Yeah, I'm gonna call new man. I just know him for his And his lemonade How about Paul Newman awesome in real tradition as well. Yeah, Fuck his name. Who's in, um, who's the, uh, fuck? Oh, he's in, he's in, um, billions. Dan Soder. No. Paul Jim, yes. Oh, Jim.

Jim. Jim is great. Dude, that son of a bitch is probably one of the best actors. Yeah. Cause he is so down earth, but he also, he never seen him in really interviews being, he's just a, and then he goes, he goes and plays John Adams. Yeah. Who the fuck does that? I think he's one of them old school actors that like doesn't really want you to see his real personality. That way he has to free him to be. That's exactly what he does. Yeah.

And it's genius. There's a lot of that. We'll have to talk about that. He was like, that's now he's on the social media kick but he was starting off being an actor. You want to show at least of your personality as Ken so people can't pinpoint who you are. You know who does that? Who admits to doing that is Edward Norton.

Yeah. He purposely like recluses from civilization. What's he meaning? He does that who admits to doing that is Edward Norton. Yeah. He purposely like recluses from civilization. What can he be in things? He does it too. Yeah. Joaquin is incredible. Yeah. Joaquin in the Joker.

Yeah. Joaquin in Gladiator was incredible. He was better than Russell Crowe was. Let me tell you something, dude. A dude with a hair lip being that great where you forget about the hair lip. And you forget about the tragedy that happened to him with his fucking brother dying in his arms on sunset outside the Viper. I didn't know all this.

I didn't know all this shit. What kind of plan did you have? Yeah, what do you want? TMZ? No, I was alive in the 90s. I'm not. Yeah, you weren't alive a lot. His brother is River Phoenix.

Die was a big deal. River Phoenix was more popular than Wachee. My private Idaho was, I love that movie. Stand by me. Yes, dude, I have a big fan. I like the second stupid, what was that Harrison Ford movie that he played, Young Harrison Ford.

Oh, wait, Indiana Jones. Yeah, I love River Felix. And, but I didn't know he died in his brother's arms. How over cocaine overdose, you said? It was right outside the Viper room in LA. They were like doing drugs and he did overdose, damn. How did that in his arms? Like he was, yeah, Joaquin was like there.

There's like so much, there's like a 911 call too of Joaquin like calling them and being like that's when you have to get a pay phone. Yeah. And it's like, oh, I can't even imagine your brother who's like the more famous person, like dies in your arm.

And like also, it's fucking LA. So every, I mean, it's obviously before cell phones, but everybody is still like, it's all over the news. All they would, all the fucking press is just beating down their door to fucking talk to them and get interviews and shit. Like how much would you fucking resent the meat no wonder walkings like a fucking cigarette smoking fucking interview is funny

When they were like all the do you dance much blah blah blah and they were and they laughed just like that funny to y'all Like you see the audience like Yeah, he really makes people feel awkward. Yeah, he said he looked like he was fucking yeah He was on something at that golden globe So it's like sweaty when he was giving that long speech. He looked a little He don't think he likes Hollywood that much. No, I don't think he does and sure that was really His brother Ricky Vajay. He's Ricky Vajay. He's doesn't Rikinger Vase. I mean he's he might be the best host of an award show of my lifetime

Was he the best was Was he the first one? Well, was he the best or was he the funniest? Was he the most honest? But that's the funniest. Well, to us, his comics, yes. The music awards was just as honest. Yeah, and so was, I mean, Billy Crystal was great. Yeah, Billy Crystal was great.

But Billy Crystal's like, I think it depends what you're looking for. I think right now, Ricky Gervais did what every comic in the world wanted him to do. He was refreshing and honest and just fuck you. And he doesn't care. And he has a hundred and thirty million in the bank. But what, what, what, what,

but, doesn't matter. Ellen Gegeneres, I found Ellen really funny. Ellen Telerius. What she gave her, I was like, oh my God, that's funny too. That speech was killing me. Like, always giving me, Ellen's always been funny. I've always just I have I have never met Ellen I've just heard I haven't heard terrific things about her which is a shame to hear like what just like she's not like a good Person to be you know I mean she's very like

She's not like Bobby. She's just like I only hang out with my friend. Yeah, there's no branch She's only a stick. It's the stick. If the wind blows and you don't fucking get the stick then. That's a good bomb. I don't know why. I mean, you're here. I mean, we're having a good time. I just don't want you to come home with.

Oh, yeah. Let's call us when you move. When I move, I just don't want to have to call you. I'll let you know like later I got you dude I moved man. I'm in Ohio now. Yeah. Well listen, we're gonna wrap this up I gotta go this is supposed to be literally like 15 minutes how long is it hour and 15 minutes? No way Yeah, you guys um, but Anyways, um, I'm gonna be what do it's filled this gaps in for us, please first of all

Thank you patreon for doing this. I'm glad that we got it to you. These are gonna all be streaming to Patreon first live. So if you see this pop up and you can watch it, but it'll be you immediately when we do these from the studio. So okay, what else? Tomorrow at 1 p.m. Eastern time,

we'll be streaming with Greg Stone and KC Balsam. Oh my God, What a killer combo. There's my two favorite people. See, I can't say that. That's a lie. But I'm also very good because both of them. That's why I actually mean it. Are they your favorite people? Greg Stone is one of my favorite like top five favorite people with him and I are very, we love very, too many favorite people. Top five favorite people. You got it. You can only have like, you can like people. You can really like five people.

You can talk. I love favorite people. Yeah, they're not rappers. I love Greg. Greg is on my Mount Rushmore favorite people. Really? Yeah. What else?

What else we got? You're going to be the Cali connection in Rhode Island this weekend. Where else? Detroit. Yeah, you're gonna be at Creates with kids at January 18th at the Emerald Theater outside Detroit Yeah, make sure you get to that and spread the word if you go and make sure you retweet and hit it up and New York grammar see theater and March that is almost sold out so you have to make it now Yeah, it's gonna be now and also make sure you watch

and go to Netflix and watch the degenerates. Yeah, season two. Season two everybody's raving about it. And it's better than season one. Oh, wow. Oh, damn. That's what this is. That's the reason you heard it. Your first, Mike's words is fuck Joey Diaz. You heard the word. Fuck big J. Oh, good. Yeah. Max Wors' fuck Joey Diaz, you heard the word? Fuck Big J. Oakley. Yeah. You mentioned the two of us as I liked. Yeah.

Um, anyways, it's up there and it's a firemeat gym, Norton. You got Adrian Apollucci. Nicky Layser. Nicky Layser, that shit. I'll check it out. Donnell and Miss Pat. It's fucking crazy. So.

Donnell, I saw him open for Chappelle and I've never, I've never like had a person where you know about them forever, but like I've never seen him live, especially in that many, it was like Radio City or something. And he just, I mean, the level of murder that Donnell did, I was, he did that, he did there too. He had to close the second show. Yeah. And it looked man You got Norton me. Yeah, Nicky Miss Pat and Adrian miss Pat and you got and you got that now going up at the end of that

Yeah, and he fucking smashed it all right. I'm gonna check them all out. You got to check him out. Anyways, what else Make sure if you're a page. Yeah. Thank you for me on Patreon everybody. Patreon.com is a Friday. What do you got buddy? I got a bunch of dates coming up micfini comedy.com my album rage against the routines available now if you want to check it out Spread it around that would be great and Social media and I am micfini and I wish goodbye podcast Podcasts no need for apologies on gas. This is a network or you're just gonna bleep that out this No, I guess too. No, I love gas.

Oh, I don't worry. You're on gas. No need for apologies. I just shoot. You're supposed to be here. I know, I know. And you panicked. I did.

You panicked. I'm a foster kid, man. I'm a foster kid too. But you still have a relationship with your mom. Yeah, but it's not a, I mean, it's good now. You know, but it's not. So it's, he was holding on to that's good now. You know what I mean, but it's not. So it was holding on to that.

You got a good relationship with your mom. Yeah, but I had a business. I got a decent relationship with my mom. I'm on my own channel. Come on, dude. I mean, listen, I was a foster kid. Stop it. I went to jail too.

I never went to jail. I did both. Yeah. But I'm more fucked up than you and rehab. Yeah. So brag about being more fucked up. Oh, yes Uh, yeah, what else you got? Road date so far right now on side splitters April 23rd through 26 That's my that's my birthday. So come out, hang out, uh, and just follow me on

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canceling both of those shows I need to I wanted to podcast all four of those nights okay life for I would do a marathon I want to start to go find me I want to raise $50,000 because I don't want to do the podcast for the rest of the year. I want to do one marathon podcast so tell them you have to cancel I'll give you 10% of the money That's that would be worth it I'm really that's 10% of $10,000 how much 10% of 50,000 dollars?

$10,000. Yeah, that's fine for you that's for featuring for those four shows. Wow. All right What's a matter? You're not getting any money from Justin Sit Paul What you got to do is be the alpha What's a matter? You're not getting any money from Justin. Sit. Pa. What you got to do is be the alpha. That a good Justin. I thought you were doing Jack in the beginning,

but then it's so too, I was like, oh, that's a pretty solid jacket. It's a good Justin. It's a great Jack. Or a good Joker. That was like a good like a... We bought this fucking expensive lamp and you didn't turn it on

Probably make you please turn it on. Yeah, I want to see what it looks like. Yeah, fuck old Edison bulbs. We probably look yeah, man. War probably look awesome. Warm tones. But they're part of it. Where is it?

Is it near me? Oh my god. Look at this. Dude, what the hell. Yeah, this in a fucking dark this whole time. Yeah. Just off of a white wall. Dude, you could have fucking had us up a little bit.

Yeah, man. Look at that little warm. Look how warm you look. Warm, man. You tripping. Wow. All right. Guys, thank you so much for listening.

You know what, dude, podcasts. It's literally the fucking funniest part. I mean, I started it all. All these other podcasts, so this one and that one with the comics. I started it. I made you bitches. Let's just say. Can you do that again?

I made you bitches. Do it one more time. I made you bitches. You can't hand out of my hair, you. You're already in. I made you bitches. Can you do one with a motherfucker bitches at the end. I made you motherfucker.

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