Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Goodbye, Kelly. You're a Liar.

Episode Date: September 22, 2014

Robert is joined by Dan Soder, Yannnis Pappas, Joe List, Luis J Gomez and Chris Scopo for Kelly Fastuca's final YKWD. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude? On the RiotCast network, riotcast I guess. No top-based, no directions. But I love doing it. Oh, Jesus fucking moron. Can you not break my studio? That's somebody dead. I think I'm through. Alright.

Times have changed. What's up, welcome to the You Know What Toed podcast. We are here once again, I'll lovely Tuesday afternoon. In the RiotCast studios above the beautiful world-famous comedy seller in the West Village, I can add more details if you need them. But I'm not going to, today is an epic day. We have, first of all, we have the cruise back.

We have the regulars, which is fantastic. And there's a lot of new things happening today. Number one, I'm going to save the best for last. We have, Scopo has moved from the computer where he usually is to my right hand man, producing the show, to actually sitting on the show. He actually has a microphone and that's it. Now you can make eye contact with him.

Fuck did you just say? I don't know. We're lost. So the pressure is on. Okay. The pressure is on. Not just on the wheels on that chair scupper Attending the jealous school of zinc

Lewis is already practicing moving his Kelly jokes to scope So and there's the headmaster himself Better rights of mates come on Hey Adrian don't get too comfortable in that seat What happened to the band that scope was so bad that he's gonna be Adrian fired First of all those are two flat tires the band-in are somewhere probably in We got a new we have a new band-a-ner and probably a mind go fuck yourself Just wrap it across scopos face like a ISIS member Wow, you know what I'm gonna give it to you right now

You got laughs cuz this fucking corporate do share the word I Jesus why was it a great reference cuz it was funny. can't even do it again. Let's do it again. With the same joke? Yeah. And I'll take it if it's good. Why don't you just wrap it across Scopus head now, like he's an ISIS member. Fucking crushed with Kelly.

Fucking Kelly don't count. That's international audience. That's international audience. I'm big and sweet. All right, I'm gonna take it, but here's the deal. Yeah. I'm gonna let the fans who listen to this right now. I want you to tweet right this second

if that's a good one. And if not, you take this live. This is live. You guys do live now? We do live, so you want me to tweet that? No, I'm kidding. All right. Unlike the Fusion Network, we have the technology to live.

Yeah! Woo! I'm kidding! There's a donkey walking around in a circle to generate energy. Meera checked that donkey. Oh! This is a donkey walking around in a circle to generate energy. Miro, Miro checked at donkey. Oh!

Wait, wait, what is Fusion Network? Exactly. It's a TV network going by ABC and Univision. Yeah, yeah. Luz is a fire. Yeah. I just imagined Luz practicing these in the mirror last night. Here's a shadow box. Here's a deal We also have a big day today of course Kelly Fistuka. It's her last show

No, stop stop stop. No, no, no, that's not the right guys guys stop doing armpit farts That's not the rest of my balloon reason I was late but he'll be here I have two belly dancers showing up they're gonna be late too she has two belly as well okay so you guys are a lot of fucking bullets in the air already. And as you can hear, the great Janus Papus is back. Go, Bruce. Everyone clapped except Joe. Look at that. I just think the great is a little more.

What's your magician? You didn't know that's what he did after his show? After each trick, he goes, that's it! Yeah, everyone's like, woo-hoo! Yeah, the only way he gets laughs is by making his dick disappear. No, she actually has a dick. Do your character. I'll fucking love you.

Everybody, let's take a moment of silence for that one. I want a five second moment of silence. Oh, it was for that staker. Was that the joke? Five seconds of silence. Five second moment of silence. Joe, do you know what a smelt you fucking dumb dumb? I was trying to get to the bottom of this.

Yeah, you have face. You just be quiet. All right. How long? Oh my god. It's a cut. I'll tell you a real even really just made a good energy in the air. Seriously, it's nice.

I'll tell you what, Scobo doesn't need to be here either. That's true. What a high. Joe, that's out of line. That's really out of line. I know, I went too far, now I feel bad. It's just, guys, get the job. Joe, what are you a fucking asshole?

Are you fucking, I'll talk to you about that lady, kids. Get in the poo show. I'm just gonna, the poo show. He talks like everyone of my friends' fathers from when I was growing up. Oh, every producer on your fucking last show. Lazy. All right, he's from New York.

You want that band, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Right back to Dan. This bandana is flying It's a bomb Dano that's not lighting up what happened you bombed you get the bomb Dano Not a bandana are we get it fucking to your band? When did Dan Sotar become Todd Barry? Why you so laid back whoa? Hey, man, that was another amazing joke hey I just

did a show all crowd work were you from you mellow today man I'm just I'm just waiting oh I know you're talking over you're doing like a box you letting us swing and then somebody's got to name a character that he can do nobody's done that yet true to yeah I don't just fucking molest the talking time like Lewis Started the show great impression to second joke you've done a second. I'm gonna do it again I like I like when someone hits Lewis where it hurts. He gets sad. Like I see the same face when he found it as dad was dead.

It's like, you were there? Yeah, I was there. Kill my brother. I swear to God, we were walking on the Upper West side with his kid and people were looking at us like, he stole that face. Yeah. I kept taking his hat, put it back on.

He had a sleeveless shirt on. A sleeveless? A sheath. What a sheath. I don't know. Well, you it back on, and that's sheavelish shirt on. Sheavelish? Sheavelish. What are sheavers? I don't know. Well, you took the win right out of fucking putt. Lewis is on fire, and then you sucked the wind out of him. Say, look at him. Stop sucking me, bro.

Where are James' t-shirts? We get it, you're strong. Get a man's t-shirts. I like that, that's a joke, calls people in shape, because look at you. Yes, strong. It's like an old people in shape because look at you. Yes, strong Like an old woman feeling a young man's arms look at you. Yes, strong It really is like Ted the teddy bear

All right, so we got a big day today We did last week we did this whole thing with we had around eight interns show up to replace Kelly Speaking of Shannon everybody's we had Shannon come in who was smoking hot, everybody loved her, and everybody wants her to be the intern, but I don't think she can be the intern. Not that we're picking, we're going to pick today by the end of the show, we'll tell everybody who the intern is, but listen, here's a deal. I wanted her around too. So I came up with a great alternative. Yes. Kelly? Come on out, Shannon.

Can I see this? Oh, my God. Hey, Gary, please put that on your face. Oh, my God. So here's a deal. Ooh, I did that. That's hot. Where can your papa hold his mouth so I can put my dick in there?

Wow. That got pretty aggressive. Wow. We're really from Miami. I don't my dick in there. Wow. That got pretty gross. Wow We're really from Miami. I don't got to worry about what I say to you What they like it? Tony you do this What the fuck is that? Look right into the camera my friend. So there you go. We have Shannon is the new intern. That's creepy

It's a slash We got a nice Shannon mask for She's slashed and really he is. We got a nice Shannon mask for Adrian. So there you go, so enjoy. There's a lot of work to put in for. Dude, he's got to wear that whole thing. An audio podcast. Yeah, he's got to wear that whole shot.

You're gonna put the picture, you're gonna fucking blow it up, print it out. He's got a paper plate against his face for an hour. He had the paper plate. Why did you do the paper plate? How many is it tough business, kid? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's Adrian looking back.

I had to wear a paper plate on my head for three hours. Ha-ha-ha-ha. What is parents' call? How's comedy going? Pretty good. I wore a paper plate. Are we doing this, though, show? Come on, switch the cameras up, you cock-sock-a.

I can see. Well, me. Yeah. Just like you swear. Ha-ha-ha. That's how evil you really are evil. I initially was gonna make you wear it, but I forgot you were moving off the fucking computer

and you were coming into your manhood. You were dropping your nuts today. Yeah. It wouldn't be a good joke if you did as a better body than Shannon does. That was supposed to be a joke about him and I think like you guys made it about Shannon and now I feel like an asshole.

Shannon's body was at it as well. It's unbelievable. You don't ask. First of all, you don't know Shannon's body was out of this one It's unbelievable You don't ask first of all First of all, you you don't know Shannon's body was unbelievable you started with a dress. Oh, okay, so you do know You send me a bunch of pictures and they're all body shots and her tits Which is up to a chin where my phone send them to me. Why do we have why? Yeah, what's going on? I was trying to make a joke. I would fuck Scopo. Yeah, we got it I didn't joke at the band-in on that one, huh?

He was too mad at me. He was just I wasn't mad. I was just I was first of all I don't even know what visceral means. I don't either. It's a bomb. Dana yet jerks We we we had all these into we had then we had deep who we had Jesse we had who else? Jen who up Bernstein? We had who else Jan who up on scene Love Robin I'm mad that he's not here right now. Yeah, but Rob is great guy, but he can't fucking work He's that it all of Friday's only a Friday's Friday night. I can't ask somebody to give up a religion guys I'm unemployed. I can do it Need to do it turn I'm available now

You have 300 million dollars in the bank from your show. No, I don't how much is that better you 500 million? 16 million huh would you walk away from? 100 million it wasn't anything to you know these are very very personal questions my mind was I was joking I just don't feel comfortable talking about in a room of people who make much less than I do Well, not me Maybe Close very close We could go out we can split the check somewhere I'd pick a blue is you'd pick up Joe yeah Except for you, maybe. Um, the close, very close. Yeah.

We could go out, we could split the check somewhere. I'd pick a blue as you'd pick up Joe. Yeah. I'm not doing that bad, guys. I'm a pretty savvy guy. And I made some smart investments. And what? Let's just say there's all that.

I wish I was rockburn. I would have money. I wish a girl could say the same thing Because she didn't make it get it Give her the given the fucking hell. Jesus Christ. That was a good one. Jesus man. Mom dad's getting freaking fly miles All right, so we had all these interns come in it Everybody's favorite was Shannon because she's smoking hot which I I think is first of all, that's disrespecting Shannon She has more than just her breasts and her lips and her eyes

Absolutely the voice Love a cartoon squirrel What was that Kelly when you asked to talk to the mic you asked to just scream? Kelly you have a female voice and you couldn't even do like a high pitch squeak Do you have popzing your throat? Is that why you're going back to Australia? What was that? I haven't seen a fall off this drastic. I know Jesus. We came out of the fucking the Farley brothers. We can No, Jesus, we came out of the fucking the Faroly Brothers. We kicked.

What? All right. No, that wasn't bad. That was a good one. I don't understand. I listen. Thanks for listening this week. We'll see you next week on the Watt Kittabidi podcast.

Well, the new intern. I think I think I know who I'm going to pick. Oh, hey. I'm not going to tell you right now. I'm just going to save it. I mean, I like Deepu was great. Everybody's telling me to pick it, but every loves Dan, little fucking hobbit Dan

Hobbit face. I didn't say hobbit face. I said hobbit body. I mean you small. I don't know about it's for Jesus Christ What are you trying to go out with a fucking bang? No? And I like I like a lesbian girl Brysexual Jen bisexual Jen Jen what's your name Jen Jen? She was great too. She was she was sexy I like, I like a lesbian girl. Bisexual. Bisexual. Gen. Gen. Gen. Gen. Gen. She was great too.

She was. She was sexy. I just like how she was just down when you're like, who'd you fuck? I'll give you the list right now. I'd fuck him. I'd fuck him. I'd fuck both of them at the same time.

Who wants some of mom? Who wants some of mom right now? She said I would be three if I didn't have all the diseases. I really meant a lot to me. No, but Jen was sweet. She was sweet. I like Dan. He was cool.

I like how his feet dangled because the chair was too big. I like Dan, but here's the thing. I don't need more funny. I got enough funny at this fucking table. Oh, thanks Bobby. Dan wasn't funny though. Dan wasn't funny. He got enough funny at this fucking table. Oh, thanks Bob He was just like yeah, he look mystical. Yeah, but I like shit on the kid Jesus I need somebody who can fucking add to the show. You know what I'm saying? Well, she what could she had tell me what she can add boner titties

Lots of boners you do need a girl girl though to balance all this out, right? Well, that's what I was saying. We should get Jen because she's girl boy. She's kind of rough. Thanks for playing. What kind of 19-50s explanation of her sexuality? I'm saying, I'm saying. I don't understand.

She's one of those girls, man. She's boys, but also fancy girls. She's a good boy. She can play baseball, see? Yeah, the boys are going to war. How'd you feel about playing in the Georgia Peaches? The baseball league, but it's not winter. Fuck you.

You, you, you a league of their own dirt. Shit. I think, I think she's kind of sexy. She rolls, she rolls with it. She rolls with it. She rolls with it. She's not sexy. Can we stop saying that this girl's sexy? Are you crazy?

I thought she was sexy. I don't think she was sexy. I don't think she was sexy. You think she's sexy because she looks like she works in a deli. Hang on one second. Hang on one second. Chris just spoke. Yeah, I don't think she was sexy as you guys think she was.

Chris Spokko. Get in the pool, Joe. Chris Spoco getting the poo joke. LAUGHTER Chris Spoco! LAUGHTER Oh, that was a funny one. Oh shit. I first of all, Jen was hot. And she had a, I guarantee she had a better body than Shannon. No way, no way.

No way, no way. You crazy? No way. You're crazy. I think we should have a bikini. She's got nothing better about Jen than Shannon. I like this, I do. She probably do fucking gardening better.

Oh, first of all, if you go by, if you took that clothes off, if you got both of them naked. Get them here, get them here right now. If you got both of them naked. Hydrant. Jen was her body was, I guarantee more athletic, more tight. No.

Shannon was a little, because she had, if you look at the way she drew a little black, I think she's, I mean look, Shannon's beautiful, but I think Jen would be more in shape. Nope. No way. You're crazy. She's in it. And your body was so tight. Yeah, you're crazy dude.

She was talking about no sugars, no carbs, no grains. And she lost 30 pounds She lost it too sad Luce skin yeah, I go Shannon One two three four. Hey, Luce you're gonna run a train on Adrian One, two, three, four. Hey, and Lewis, you're gonna run a train on Adrian. And then, guys,

fuck you. I'm fucking him too. I want in. I'm in. She's shinin'. I'll see your shinin' and raise you a, anyone but Callie, anyone but Callie. I'm gonna give this bomb dinner to Call Kelly to hang yourself with Jesus Christ.

You alright? I don't know. I was only kidding Kelly. Jesus. Well here's the thing Kelly does a lot. Kelly does Kelly and you're gonna continue to do this until we replace somebody, right? Facebook. Yeah.

And to life will confident that the person can take it. Twitter. She does all the social media stuff, all the photos, the videos, arm flapping. Oh, that gets a laugh. That's very insensitive. Hey, with. Yeah, it's the Facebook that tightrope. We also forgot that we have Kelly's friend, this fucking courtroom sketch artist.

I don't know what the fuck he's doing. He's crazy. Why do you see it? It's Jackson Chatfield. All right, let me see. Let me see one of these things right here. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, fucking I knew it. Let me see. Hold them. Don't do it, too. Don't show them.

Guys, get in the push-up. Let me see it. You guys ready? Can I just say something? Can you look at Lewis's face? Yeah, I guarantee now here's it. Here's what's gonna happen get He's gonna hook up with him and Lewis will suck him to you do you do you last dude? I need you to do And for my thing and I need another thing

And during this afternoon you want to sketch my barber yeah Okay, you can buy my guarantee Lewis is looking at this like how can I exploit him for my Guaranteed ready I told it I told him that don't make Lewis out to be better than he really is Oh, let's see it. Let me say hold on. I want to see it. He really didn't I mean here. We go ready nice That's fucking phenomenal great drawing Yeah, he forgot He forgot real ass. It's just real dude.

I love the rest. Let me show you. No, he put the ass. Oh, there it is. It's even better than you thought. Look at that tune, bomb it. That's amazing. Let me see.

That's amazing, dude. You just did that right now? Yeah, but here's the thing though. It's my show. You should have done me first. Get the fuck out. Go. Get him out of here. Just rip it up. Let Let me see you got a great future. This is mine

40 seconds. I would you do hanging up on the wall? I Dude he did that as good as an engine dude. What's your name? What's up with his hair look? There's a mic right here, buddy Right there right now. It's Shannon Shannon's face Jason Jason. Where are you from Jason? Australia. Okay, and shitty places. It's a very shitty place. You have a lot of shark attacks happening there and there. And what is your field? What do you do for a living? I'm a stand-up but I'm a captain of this.

Jesus. I'm in great. Do you know funny? Do you understand funny and not funny? If you ripped that up, you would have been the funniest guy ever on the show. But because you're such a corporate kind, you fucking, you had to do a sound effect. I'm still scared of it. I would have laughed for nine years remembering you ripping up fucking Australian fucking

version. That actually would have been more than the most epic things of all time. Oh, it didn't happen. It did the fuck over. time This is a good guy What so so this is what you do yeah, I'm a cartoonist I do a comic strip what's a comic strip? It's called it's called the upper is shut up. Why does it got the energy of like a new contestant on jeopardy right? Where you from? What what what what what do you do? What's the comic strip? It's strip is called Ginger Megs. It's syndicated through Universal.

It goes to about 34 countries. Wow. About 120 papers. Do we get it? Yeah. Yeah, you get it. We're not in New York. Who's snoring?

What the fuck? It's in the Daily News, but it's in the online. It is. It's in the Daily News. That wasn't me. But only online. It's not all money in newspapers. That's pretty good.

Is that how you make your living? That's my bread and butter. Yeah. Do you have like a little animal? Kelly's drilling. You heard bread and butter. Yeah, it's a dog and a monkey, but it's a little kid. He's like Dennis the menace.

Right. It's like an Australian bird. Do you have stuffed animals? The kids get into it. Is it going to be like a show? You mentioned really. Yeah, but the guy, see, it's 90- Can I get something from my kid?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? All right, I want some stuff. I like you. How much longer is this interview can I get something for my kid yeah yeah yeah really all right I want some stuff I like you how much longer does interview I get a big fan yeah that's great I used to this is fucking nerdy but my first first first use like the internet yeah Australia was like I was like 15 like 2009 I used to read the comments on your website and always fucking people is like a little community oh you mean you mean the the the that was the actual guest book. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. I put it. I remember guest books. Yeah. Well, I had a guest book. This is before

a Twitter. This is before Facebook before my space. Yeah, yeah. I put I was a nine my space Twitter and Facebook. It was before it was. It was. It was. It was. this is when you and Joe the Rose were friends those before that before that okay, it was a long time It was me it was I put a a guest book on my page just so when you do a show People go to your website and say hey you great wherever the comics Billy Burr Norton Voss Keith Robinson all took assume names and started fucking just trashing to all took assumed names and started fucking just trashing me. It was so funny. So then they started, but then they started trashing each other. So I think Billy was Chris.

Dane Cook was on, he was called the owner. Him and Billy used to go out, but nobody knew who anybody was except for me. I knew everybody. Norton was Mr. AIDS. Kee Thromance and that's when he was KWR superstar and like we're not gonna figure that out you moron That's your that's your email when it was a well, but they used to fucking dude I had hundreds and hundreds of people going to I'm not kidding hundreds of unity going to this just to read these comics and

Norton it would take like three days for norton to put his letter together back at fucking uh... dainn like but he didn't know his name you start with the owner and it would be so fucking he there was just a rip apart each other's last letter so they go through the letter and just go and you said this you fucking moron try a comma you fucking cunt i remember bob kelly's lat Lat comedy is about as funny as child a no child rape with half the

laughs. It was fucking brutal. Yeah man it was so funny. You know that ended. You know it ended right? No I didn't know. Fucking damn. Oh boy. I found this out years later. All of a sudden I got a letter in the mail email from a child protection services.

This is when the internet was fucking brand new. Yeah, yeah. And it was really bad. I mean, what they were saying to each other was hilarious, but it was fucking hototious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember that we read your thing and the swearing and the attacks and the child

that we are gonna take you to court. We're gonna sue you. You need to take away. I went in, I took out all the fucks. That sucks. Right, and I replaced them. I went, then they came at me again, sent me a photo of a little black baby looking sad.

That was their logo with kids behind them. Okay, with child protection with their phone number. For your own silver. I tried to, I just moved the bomb down. them. Okay, with child protection with a phone number. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got scared, they were still gonna charge me, you know, $5,000 and take me to court and I didn't have fucking money, but I was scared, she was. And hundreds of people went to this thing, I wound up taking it down. I was like, fuck it. And I told everybody, go look, I can't,

I can't fucking do this. These people are attacking me. I don't know who they are. I can't, I was gonna hire a lawyer and I took it down. I said, fuck it. This is before I invented that's why I said I invented social media Yeah, this was Twitter before this was my space Twitter before any of this shit existed Yeah, I had it for a year on my thing. It was fucking awesome. Yeah, I took it down It was daincook

I'm not fucking laughing about this shit. I was pissed. He fucking he told me two years later that that was me that dude that was me. He took it. Oh, it's hilarious now. I was so fucking mad when he told me He goes dude, you know how hard I work to get a little baby. Look, I was gonna go with a white baby. And I was like, let me just go with like a black baby. And I had a fine one that was crying. I had a photo. I had to learn Photoshop.

I had to get a fake number. Dude, there's nothing better than scaring your friends with fake real troubles. This is what he said. He goes, I had to end it because I was spending hours every day. He goes, I spent three days writing my last letter to Chris, whoever Chris was, and it was consuming my fucking life,

and I had to end it. That's a little sociopathic, no? Yeah. No? Did you ever tell them who was who? Never. I think they, by the end of it, you could tell they kind of figured it out by there because you kind of write the way you do your jokes. And Dane was, you know, Dane,

you know, Billy, you get to jump around. He put a lot of like stage directions in there. Billy, there was just a lot of dead, you know, man, you're fucking the banks. Billy there was just a lot of dead, you know man, you fucking the banks Yeah, AIDS, there's a bunch of AIDS and then in keys there was a bunch of misspelled stuff Infuriating yeah, do we're jackass ending it with your next comic is That was a great one Holy shit Joe DeRoshaha stick up for Keith. I Well brought that up too soon didn't I With list yeah, that made me sad

Sick of the standing with each other go fuck yourselves. I am yeah, that was okay. He'd stand. I love that God dammit should have ripped that picture That's still time now No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That wasn't even a joke Michael Chan Poo-Dames, I would have ripped that shit up. Wow The fuck man, that come from that's too soon. I think that's for the I forgot about the occasional just mean comment that comes That's why you didn't get what you really wanted quiet Make make funny. Honest is fucking crappy job that he left. Yeah, I mean, he did already. Now it's going all around. I can't make fun of Kelly. Yeah, I can't. No, I can't. Listen, I like it.

I was hurtful. But you didn't want people to know that, did you? I'm fine with it. So you didn't get us in hell. No, what happened? Oh, wait, people, that's not public knowledge, no. Oh, it is now. It's knowledge that he's not on SNL.

Yeah. The best thing about this podcast is that we're all such good friends, you know? We really do love each other I mean, we all supported you when you made that weird decision to move to Miami and buy a BMW and get thin you fucking queer When you do fucking fat Greeks from Brooklyn doing great comedy. Let me leave. Let me become a fucking correspondent in Miami Hey guys, you guys see the weather today Okay Back with a new recipe for guacamole You guys see the weather today Rui na ba ba ba ba Okay

Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck Coming back with a new recipe for guacamole A month earlier he's like You know the government really has got a shadow on With a fast forward to him being like And that's the best mojito you'll find himself Alright, I'm jagged Fuckin' month before he's getting shot in the thigh

Doing comedy Who's fucking M&M and Eight Mile turned into fucking a local music? My favorite is what he called it, Weapon the Morning. Welcome back to Weapon the Morning. Aren't you sleepy? I'm right up in the morning.

I can't say I'm spousy no more. But Lewis can say me shit like that because he is, like he's one of my best friends. And he says nice shit when it matters. He's one of your, wait a minute, stop. One of my best friends. One of your best friends. And the world.

One of my closest friends. All right, now how many best friends do you have? Probably, I'm like the Wu-Tang clan. I got like 12. That's impossible, brother. Yeah, you can't have, yeah, he is. He's a loyal good guy. No, he's not and he's not that corporate. Let's just he's very corporate Don't keep yourself. That's corporate. Are you saying that? You would have never set look it put your thumb down

Yannis you're out of your fucking mind. No, he's not that he's not are the word curb corporate is not what look But he's neutral very very neutral Fuck you refuse to be in a sketch with my ex-girlfriend Unprinciple. None of you fuckheads would have done that. I refused to do a show with her really No, I'm opening up for the New York comedy festival. Oh God I can't really are you really? Herring Carly. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? What would you do then? What would you do then? You're fucking

How would you do that to yourself? What do you mean? It's gonna be all that Because he's gonna bomb in a theater in front of a bunch of seven Well, I'm gonna go say cut in front of a bunch of 14-year-old girls for an hour. You're doing an hour? No, it's crazy. They're not gonna be off the stage.

I think, I think people probably got I don't think the word you have an hour is what he meant. What's up are you meant? What's up, you know, I'd say maybe like Carly has special powers, don't you know like if you fucker you get stuff No, I think Joe fucker Yeah, you got blown by you got a fucker. Oh red hair. It's like a magic mushroom. What happens if you Mario brothers what happens if you what happens if you get blown by her? Nothing.

You just piss off your fan. You end up being a civil rights activist in the comedy community. Who is this so quiet right now? No, that's Chris. That's me. What? You're opening for my ex-girlfriend in Carl Yakolino.

Hang on. Can you take my name off your podcast that I did the other day? OK. OK. Because I mentioned that one. Does that, does that, Hang on, can you take my name off your podcast? Did I do the other day? Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. I forgot to mention that one.

Does that really make your man? No, not at all. I'm actually completely 100% over it. I'm very, very happy for. So I know she's going to be the next Joan Rivers. Hahaha. From VDI. Hahaha.

Well, if you, you know, I'm just kidding. She's really, really fun. She's dying? Huh? No, she's just really, really talented. I mean, I I there's very few female comedians who are as talented as she is. Wait a minute. Corporate. She's going to his class. She's got to watch her live. She crushes. I mean, it's unbelievable. Can you draw this horse shit? Do you have shit following that? I get to understand. She really kills, right?

I'm such a huge fan of hers. Stop it. Just as a, you know, not even that we used to date. I just really appreciate her comedy I think she's a voice for females out there At a time that females really needs them. Look at how uncomfortable fucking you are on corporate friend Dan is What character is that That would be a corporate that would be yeah, I'm a relationship yeah, I'm a person. This we find it yonest the character and Marissa's the real him Hey, so so why did you get this gig? They asked me to do it. Who's they?

Carly they were looking for friends with Carly Yeah, and they said what they said we want to be on our show Who's they? Carly? They were looking for people. So you're friends with Carly? Yeah. And they said what? They said, well, you want to be on our show. She was like, yeah, do you want to do a New York comedy festival show with us? And where is it at? The Skurball Theater.

How many seats? 1,200 or something? 1,200 seats. And what are you, Yannis, what are you doing for the New York comedy festival? I'm hosting that show. I would have loved to see that intro. I would love to see that intro Guys coming to the stage

Two wonderful, wonderful stand-up comedians Do they go on at the same time? No, they don't go on there, if I'm not as an improv group No, no, no, they do go up there and yeah, they take questions from the audience How do you know, would you go to one of the concerts? I've actually a big fan. Scopal would fucking oh first of all you I listen to your podcast with Carly You were sucking her ass the whole fucking podcast You're telling you dude. Well, what do you what do you mean you?

Lewis was sucking her ass. Oh, he's sucking up to her. Yeah, what do you mean? I'm sucking up to I like her She's a nice girl. He's a fan. her? I like her. She's a nice girl. He's a huge fan. He's a huge fan. She's a sweet girl and fucking I like her. She's a friend of mine. Kinda like a son of a rass, too. Anybody who comes on my fucking podcast,

I'm interviewing them and I'm trying to find out about them. No, but the way you did it, you put it on, I was driving home, like, oh, listen to this one, listen to this one. Right? You put it on the podcast. Let's get in the pooja. Hold on, I'm here.

The thing is on Scopo that you listen to Lewis's dumb podcast. Well, that's embarrassing. He put it on the podcast getting the pujo. Oh, I don't know. This thing is on scopo that you listen to Lewis's dumb podcast My card. Give me a Unraveling the Lip syncing with the podcast Why was your next fair? No, I played something else and then it came up. I played something else No, it was a second of the thing and you played that one No, I left it was on you played it. I love this

Lewis is trying to play a separate from the LOL the night before why are you playing your why you make your people listen to your show? That's not what happened. I played so fucking cheesy first Well, you make 50,000 people listen to your show. Yeah, I go What what what is that take this and fucking shut your face? No, no No, I would never get in the car go I would never get the car. Go hey check this out call. That's not what happened What that's what he just said I played something else on my phone and that was up in the King and then I got out of the car and what this no no no no no no no he played something else then he goes I play this one for you and then we played it and then you and then you I dropped you off little songs over this

Scumman I don't leave it on my soul just leave on the pocket It's coming up. So what was he saying that he was sucking a rest how did that get there? No, the way he introduced it was he talking about her great joke structure and stuff like that What the fuck are you I don't understand I honestly I honestly say this honest to God they are I've never I've never seen a force I'm gonna answer your question if you shut the fuck up. Yeah, I've never ever in my life seen them do stand up Either one of them. I I've met red-headed one, what's your name? Girlie?

I met her at a live show we did a long time ago. Just, hey, how you doing, that's it. And then after that, I know she hooked up. What are you doing? I was wrong with you. I accidentally knocked the microphone out. For the second time, the third time. Yeah, you're the only person that's ever done that.

And you've done it three times in one show that's somebody's dad I've never seen them. I don't I can't make fun of somebody or even Ignol I have no idea what they do pretty funny. I hosted a matriol at the show that she was good. Okay There you go. There you go. I like so they so you saw him life. I saw her live I hosted an audition for Montreal I think they big stars Yeah, the celebrity Celebrities might they're doing a major theater for the fucking New York comedy, right?

I can't even get a guest set on any of you. Yeah, I'll stop you complete nine shows Dan No, I'm not doing any shows in here. I'm just have a fun. I'm talking other shows You're a famous. And you get a secret gig that you were talking to him about that you don't even tell me about it. No, don't tell anyone it's a secret, Daniel. Okay, I like this. This feels fun.

Make Bobby wonder, feels wrong. Yeah, I like it. I'm gonna get it out of you. Yeah, I'm gonna suck it out. Put on that Shannon man. He still got the fucking thing on his head. Yeah, he's like a catcher in between it is that's his hair I love the one. Y'all is the honest turns into a different way. He's still got the fucking thing on his head The thing on your head. Yeah, I'm fucking gay guy turns in the scope. I'm a scobo can you can you can you go get some bagels

We're getting the puja and go in the bright and beach today. Okay, listen. Here's a deal. So we got these um clearly That's you're getting that yeah okay okay we got this thing here called Kelly and she's leaving. She's taking off. Kelly this is your last show and I just want to be honest this is the show she asked hang on Joe put your fucking hand down I'm saying something go ahead we're not even at the midpoint as the rest of the show gonna be about Kelly. Nope. It's going to be already to the Kelly show. What if it was?

I know that. Listen, Joe. First of all, I need you just to trust. I've done this a few times. I got it. Just think of funny shit to say and then say it. I've never heard the podcast because I don't drive in a car with you. Oh, how good.

What my point is is that Kelly's leaving and this is the crew stop making Joe through the Gritsky fist blow. My point is Kelly's leaving and this is the crew she put together. These you Lewis, Janice, Dan, Joe. It's true. That's Kelly. Scopo. Absolutely.

I was on your show eight times before you even met her No, this you're such a dumb Confrontational fucking ass. She wanted you here today. I said oh today. I said what what he I said what do you want your last show to be and she said these are the people I want on the show Can I just say if you a bunch of meat and jeez Me and Kelly hung out last night and talked about sex for about half hour and a half. I got to admit I got a hard on. No you didn't.

I did. When we were talking I was like, Kelly's sucking dick by the way. She's blowing everybody on the way out. What are you up to now, Kelly? You're good by tour. You're still on five. Three comics. You stopped.

You stopped. Why? You really sucked five dicks in your way out. Look at you, you want to be friends with her now? Kelly, you look great. That's a hell of a memorial. You might have ruined my relationship, but Leijkin blow me on the way out.

No, no, just because I'm busy, I don't have time to full on what I do. But if you had a little more time, you'd suck a dick. Yeah, if it was, you know, the world. So five dicks. Yeah, well, two of them had already sucked previously, and I would just, you know, so three new dicks. Yeah, well two of them I'd already sex previously and I would just you know, so three new dicks. Yeah.

Yeah. What is that? What do you say? I mean that. What's that? What's that mean? That was a good joke. All right, if you got your

dicks, check by Kelly in this room, raise your hand. You did. I just wanted to do. Yeah, me too. You raised your hand. I'm going to be right back. I'm going to be right back. I'm going to be right by Kelly in this room, raise your hand. You did it! I just wanted to do this before.

Give me two. You raised yours too, man. I was joking, too. No, you are. I'll tell you something. If Kelly sucked my dick, right now, I tell everybody. I'd be like, she's been blowing me the whole time. You guys wonder why she's on?

Never mind. Yeah, she said, watch this. And I'll show you a video. Buh-buh, baby. Buh-buh. She actually sucked my name in my mind yesterday when I made her explain how she does it. She should have fucked.

You made the details. What was the best part of that? The best part was she was telling me a lot. When she left. The last guy she blew, she was jerking them in, sucking on his taint. And he came so hard. I told her this.

She was giving her a ride home. 30 man. I was giving her a ride home. I was giving her a ride home the other day. And I was like, she's like, well, I wanted to go home and shower and change. Cause I got to meet this guy. And I'm like, you know, suck his dick. She's like, yeah, like I go, you don't need to change a shirt for that.

You're gonna suck his dick. She goes, I'm not gonna get any on my shirt. She's like a pro. Yeah. But she doesn't swallow unless she likes you a lot. Oh, well's good to know. Yeah, so she's bitter. She'd spit Lewis's jizz all over his stomach. Nothing. Alright, I want that back. You look you look cold. You look chilly. I just made that on. Kelly's got an old cowboys, but tune.

Thanks for coming over and pink! Next! Pink! Pink! Just filled with jizzis coming over the side. There's just little baby heads coming over the side. Oh, jeez! One of the jizzis has a bandana because it's Lewis's jizz.

That's the best! Next for the con with, Janice. That's real's giz. That's the best. Thanks for the comments, Janice. That's real ass giz. That's a blur of green. Take that girl, that's real ass giz. So Kelly, you're going back, and this is it. You're not going to be on the show for a long time. Maybe ever.

You might never come back. I'll definitely be going back. My question is, why would you go back right now when your comedy career is so hot? I didn't laugh because it was mean but it's hilarious. I'm the first time I've ever seen a good joke not gonna laugh because it was too mean. I was good. I'm looking down at the water. I'm not the other woman you've been talking about. Yeah, different. I'm mace. I don't know if I like passive aggressive yonness. I don't know if I like yonness. I'm mace.

So we got another picture. We got another picture. All right, we have another picture. And this is. Yonness. Oh, this is yonness. Really? I can see it from the other side.

That looks like propaganda. Price. Yeah, you see. This is really I can see it from the other side Me look like a Nazi's fucking drawing of a Jew it's yons with Bobby's body Miami What the hell? Dude, that's all there. You got to do a dute face. Let me see that. That was good. No, I'll fuck you up, keep it this. I remember this up. It's a horrific drawing.

Look at him. Look at him. He give muscles like Lewis. First of all, what kind of like Lewis? You made me, my body looked like I did last year this time. No, that's him. I got a Miami bag. That was, if you don't think you're heading back to that,

you had to press nights before people. That's the thing. Yeah Miami that was you if you don't think you're heading back to that you had depressed nights before people yeah for people at the fucking That was a flat tire Holy shit my brain just stopped so Kelly are you are you sad who are you gonna miss most? I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying.

I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, be honest you're leaving be honest. Yeah, yeah You sound the government be fucking with you some shit son. That's it. I gotta dick Anna pussy Be honest, but move away for longer than he did Let's be honest. Look at that, look at that, look at that. Oh shit.

Obviously, I'm number one in Lewis's number eight. Fill in the rest. Do you guys want to know how to make your arms used? Taze even better? We'll be back in five minutes. Welcome to the movie. Welcome back to Fusion. What are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing? Somebody stop touching the microphone. Stop it. Stop it. Because every time you do this a noise it falls Don't push the microphone away Real ass dudes do real ass things If you don't want me to touch the mark the way I touch the mark then you don't get my sweet zingers Carly likes my zingers if you guys are in the car right now I'd probably put on. Carly likes my zingers. If you guys were in the car right now, I'd probably

put on the Carly episode or something because I rocked that interview. I was like, what is it goes through the head of the star of Girl Code? I just want to know, like, what everybody wants to know. What color died of you? Can you give me the secrets? Ah, on Lewis Goldberg's, girl code fanatic, and also host of the real-ass podcast. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I love this. I'm just trying to be kind of girl girl. That's it. Ladies, if your man's gonna put your penis in a lot of morose is gonna hit you Lewis

Please get a girl girl on this This dating if a man doesn't pay for it deal with a dirty Suck me off of my car My son sleeping in the back. Girl coves, that's total girl coves. Oh, fuck it, hey. Louis actually did guy coves. Yeah, one episode of the season ever again.

We're both former cast members. Yeah, full cast member of guy coves, Louis J. Gomez. And Dan Silver. I, uh, you're not on anymore? No. I can't believe the code. You broke the code? I can't believe that you're actually, you're on a girl code fucking show

Feater I'm getting paid money. It's for the new your comedy. I didn't know I didn't know It's a weird choice to open for like their audience is 14 year old I'm It's audiences 14 years old. Yeah, completely. It's a weird choice. It's a weird choice. I'm very happy. I need a soft opener.

It's like a... But it really is almost like a pantera opening for like a Debbie, like an 80s pop. Gibson. Gibson, thank you very much. That was, and that's more of a delayed reaction. No, but those girls are a hurricane force of comedy up there, so. I mean, it's... Are you being serious?

Yeah. I mean, what do you think all the fandoms about because they're fucking great hilarious yeah okay you'll be sure all larry are cool that's great really funny all right great white white i don't imagine the doors of the skirmall theater just blowing open and little girls being like the man It took a standoff you had male better ball this what's Robo cop

That rape joke should go over well You kidding me he's gonna clean up. It just doesn't make sense. It's a weird thing It's like I you're kind of over you know with with this show or Legion to Skanks and Vlad and now you're over here You're over there now too, so you might start touring He's gonna. Yeah, I'm not gonna start Do you just like getting good in your goal? Why not dude if he caught on with young teens And it's gonna sound as well all those tweets like you're so cute. Oh my god Like it's gonna be crazy. She's leaving today's your last I

You said did you see the vein? I saw you go you saw him I saw your fucking trainee eyebrows that you have He really does from blocking them too much. Yeah, I sorry, twitch a little bit. She's gonna be rurengling in two weeks. You have nothing to worry about. I'll take them in. Yeah, don't worry about it. Yeah, what's a rurengling? I assume that's a job. But I it's just a weird thing to be done. They say, Hey, we like you. I'm really asking you this. And and Yannis, feel free to jump in anytime. If they if they ask you, hey, you know,

do you pretend to be Jesse May and ask me? If they ask you to come in and do the tour with them, a tour with them, would you? God, you be just to ask me. It's not gonna happen. They're gonna ask Louis, you have the tour. We're gonna go like this. Who said he could open?

Yeah, who gave you that gig? There's shows. Yeah, there's shows. It's like, it's less a comedy. You know, they do jokes and stuff, They're gonna go like this who said he could open yeah, who gave you that gig their show's party Yeah, there shows it's like it's less a comedy, you know, they do jokes and stuff But it's I think it's sort of like a rally you know, they see it yeah, so it's it's like a it's like a celebrity appearance They take questions. It's almost like a more recent show It's almost like That's it let's be They're not quite there for stand up. They just kind of want to see the part.

Yeah, you want to look at my ass pussy? That's it. It's exactly like a Maurice. Shhh, look at that. Next up, weather on the night. Shit. Dude, I'm not going to turn down a fucking gig. I'm not going to turn down any gig unless it is a detriment

to my career. Right. I'm not gonna turn down any gig unless it like is a detriment to my career Right, no, I would never say turn it down Me, can only hurt them to have Help me get a good laugh when I watch you open. I'm gonna sneak in and watch that You guys are going to you and Jay are watching right well, yeah, yeah, that's else. I want to go key guy next your ticket Put us on the the guest list, y'all is not allowed within a thousand It's curable if you had to stop right now if you had to pick if they said look We want you to do the tour with us, but you can't be friends with the honest anymore. Do shows with him

Well, we don't want him around. I don't even like you They don't care like nobody care Jesse's not even on girl code anymore, I don't think. That's what I heard. I heard she left. Yeah, I heard she left. I heard she's getting a big, big, all right, listen.

I knew that was tough. One more! Let's go in. That's what can I tell you what's going on? One more time, you might get shut up. What's going on is real ass dudes, do real ass things. No, you keep, I'll tell you, I'm looking at you. You fuck, stop lying.

You grab in the microphone and you keep moving it. I've never changed my fucking, my technique on this show. The thing is facing down, which has never happened before. It's a heavy mic. So gravity, it's so quick. It's so quick. There we go. Because now it's like that, you fucking asshole.

Now it's all, you can tighten it again. Guys, problem now. Guys, Lewis Jack. Now it works. Well that was difficult. If it happens again, if it happens again, scope owes off the show. Yeah, the fuck out. We are getting stronger and stronger.

Finally, Darwin pays a visit to you. I Don't get it Listen, can you can you draw it for this ape? Listen here's a deal Well, we're gonna move on from you think I'm glad to tap it and good for you. Yeah, it's a big break for him This is one of the biggest things you've ever done. Yeah I love him. I love the fact that Janus is back. Can we honestly, can we just not have Scopo and genuinely just have honest, honest, the whole world? Yeah, first of all, Janus is going to do bigger and better things

than just being on this every week. Janus is going to go host the morning news and buffalo this. That's what he knows. Hey guys, do it. Guess what? They didn't win again. Yes, here's with your bills update. He's Mr. Bonus. Now there's a lot of female young female comedians in this city that I got to train so I'm glad to be back. I think there's a lot of potential out there. I got to get to it.

Now you're living back in Brooklyn right? I'm living, yeah. I'm living back. Okay great. So are you gonna start your show back up? No. So you're just gonna do it? You're gonna- I'm just doing spot- What's your fucking plan brother? I just wanna walk the earth man.

Well like Kung Fu? Yeah, I just want to walk the earth man Well like kung fu. Yeah, I'm here to do stand up You know from pop picture I just said kung fu and you said it right after me I came back to do this show man I came back to do this show, man. Um, how are you going to do your own podcast? What are you going to do? I'm figuring it out. You did a podcast a little while ago. Let's be honest.

And it was horrific. Yeah. I know you really did. You stole it. You stole it. I stole it. Yeah, I didn't bite it. I took it.

Why did you stop it? Huh? Why was there a repeat? He played it for a scuffle on the car and he didn't care for it. Yeah. I didn't hear you, because I didn't hear you, what did you say? I'd like that you're going to say because of something, but everyone else did hear it and you realize it was your own fault for when your headphones are going to move.

They go forward even more. I like that the golfing is perfect. I'd say fucking crash landed in a buffet. That didn't really make sense. I did make sense. If they fucking crash landed in a buffet. Oh. That was all right. That didn't really make sense, but I like it. But I like it because it was an attempt at a fed joke. The imagery. I'm starving by the way.

Me too. Let's go to bed. Let's get some pie. Shut up. It's not over yet. We got a whole show left. Can't it spin? And there's no cars.

Me and Bobby can't do cars. We can't. I did have a cheat day. I told you you got to start doing a cheat day. I did, well, relax. I had a, I did three weeks of no sugar, no grains. And then Sunday, me and Don, we took, I was so great man, living up and,

I love living up there. We're supposed to have a kid. We jumped in the car, we drove up all nine A, all the way up to, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just gonna pick something up. What happened? That wasn't it. We drove off that joke. Tell us about your road, yeah, all the way up to haha that's more of a pink

whatever we drove off that joke tell us about your road yeah let's hear about the route we drove we drove all the way up there is exciting to what route did you take

there's just a little crisp of autumn in the trees you started seeing a leaves change John Steinberg over there. And then we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we went up to Mercy College. I think it's up there. And it's a real cool college town.

It's just the vibe of the people that they're very friendly. And they're welcoming. And they're welcoming. It's a the vibes of the people, they're very friendly. They're welcoming. It's a liberal arts college, but really, you wouldn't know that by the architecture. So then we found a really cool coffee shop. Wow. I met Fiona, you know, we fucking, we compared boating stories.

I said, I said, wait, you get that table, dude. He said, it's made of oak. Is that your son? I said, said we should get that table did. It's made it oak. It's that she said I said that is my son and I told him the story about her Don and I came up with Max's name. Sounds like a marvelous time. So unbelievable coffee and then we walked we walked around the town and there was a all-need-break dude. Now I think it was I forget what a pleasant village. It was a all-n-y breakfast dude. Now I was in style. I think it was, I forget what it was. Pleasant village.

It was the Long Island. Mercy call, it was Mercy College up up scars. I don't know where the fuck. Way up. I'm on Mercy on the story. I knew it was gonna be a Mercy Pun. I was just waiting for it. It was a beautiful day.

Sounds like a cozy little town. It was a beautiful day. Wow. We found, it was a great, it was a very cozy town. It was very charming. I never want to come back to the show after that. What the it was a great it was a very cozy town. Very charming. I never want to come back to the show after that. What the fuck was that? What kind of story was that? That's like a story you share after the apocalypse. I knew it wasn't

going to be bad when he was like, we drove up there. We took route. Oh, I'm sorry, Dan. If you I'm sorry that I have a fucking life in a family. And then I check. You know, first of all, if you're a fucking girl who lives a block behind me, she does. Said, you know what? And I want to go take a ride up 9A. I'm sure you're a fucking ass would do the same shit. I would and then I would tell that story on another podcast about my friend's time. No, the same as Ren PR. Guys, it's a charming little town up there, Barcy College coffee thrill cut.. We're listening to NBR, we're here with Robert Kelly. Can I tell us about just North of the city? Which do you take the Henry Hutch up there?

It's a Barcy College, it's really nice for us. If you guys are looking for a secret place to get a nice drink of coffee, it's got a 9A. Welcome back to Roots of New York. We love really hosting a jazz music station. It's gotta Welcome back to Routes of New York. Really, really, really, no single jazz music extension. I'm listening.

Dude, I fucking love my own stage. Alright, Bobby, we don't get that excited about the music here. Doesn't man. I had a wee, I mean, look man, I, you know, it was a brisk day. It was nice. I'm like, I'm tired, what the fuck, man? I can't tell. Yay, you can be a vagrant.

It was a brisk day. Then the dude was just following the grass right? It's a bomb, Ben, and I think you need a boring band. A board, Dan. A board, Dan. I, uh, I think it's boring band. A board, Dan. A board, Dan. I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I had a great day. We, and then we, you know, we, uh, yeah, we stopped in the way home.

No. Stop. I want to hear the story. I think it being very incensive. Thank you, Joe. I wish you a certain, thank you, Joe. Hold up. We're just stop off. Thank you Joe. I love

it up there. Thank you. I like it up there too. Yeah, I like it up there. We can discuss how we're gonna sell my list of maniac t-shirts. You said you're gonna help me three weeks ago. You're gonna turn my fucking fun. I went down, we're gonna... We're gonna take a break. Oh, you motherfuckers. We're gonna do tell us more about that in the break though. I wanna know about where you stopped and where you stopped. I got it.

Nick, we have you as ever. If we kept fucking just keeping you distracted that we never talk about Kelly the whole other side. We're sitting around the go. Kelly's last episode. We have to three hour max. All right, we're going to get Kelly. Kelly, when you go back to Australia, nothing's ever going to be able to hurt your feelings ever again.

I just had a great idea. What? We're going to play Rose Petal Thorn. Remember the game with Kelly for the look in the show. Let's do it. What is it? Remember we played to Rose Thorn, Ro the show. What is it? What's most we played? We played a rose thorn Roots what's it called what what see I remember I remember I go around the room and I judge everybody

It's now you go you seeds your your rose and you're and your thorn. Oh, yeah You need favorite thing that happened that in your tenure Yeah, I should and then your rose is your favorite and you never finish is what you're looking forward to Okay, and I'm saying who you like least in fact. Yeah, you're gonna have to talk about that. Alright guys, when we come back, we're gonna do all this rose pet or whatever the fuck Joe just came up with.

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Why can't you go to the team podcast? Why can't you know one of my favorite crews put together its kelly's last day it's yana's first day in a long time that was uh... yana says back in kelly's leaving uh... i couldn't give a better scenario for louis go uh... uh... dance energies been sapped I don't know if you found it. Oh, not at all. I was wondering if maybe Kelly was a Yannis character this entire time. And he moved to Miami.

Yeah, fusion. I looked it up. It's not a real thing. It's a tax shelter. Fusion. What the fuck was that? And he got a beam or too, that's hilarious. It was fun for a year. Dude, yeah, his apartment looks pretty good. It was fun being the guy you made fun of in Brooklyn for a year. Yeah, it was fun.

If she was fucking doucheys and fuck those cock-sackers, we have a wall going on, people are dying, and you're buying expensive German cock, you know what the German did? No blood for oil. Morning, Miami! You want to make a cheap and expensive salsa? This is coming into South Beach, Gator, yam-yam-yam-yam-yam-yam-yam-yam-yam-yam.

He's kissing Instagram videos that maybe want to break my phone. I was doing those just to annoy you. God, I'd be taking a shit screaming on my phone. I would think about you every time I made one. He'd be like, I'm gonna be at the punchline this weekend in San Francisco. So come on out and say what's up to you, boy? You think?

You think? Fucking smash my phone. Do you think Carly and his ex girl will go and go and go and go and like mimicking his stuff in the like the hotel room? They're laughing in their tour bus. He's another one. He's another one.

No, I'm for us. Come on. We should have a Lewis happen for us. That's a fucked up. That's another one. He's another one. I'm not. I'm not. We should have a Lewis happen for us. That's a fuck that. That's really fucked up. It would probably break John's heart. Fuck him. Fuck him.

What a faggot. All right, learners. What's up with Shervin? You're guns. Mommy, that me scared me. He's not supposed to be on. He's not supposed to be on stage. And it must be some sort of confusion.

They're gonna fucking cut the lights in the microphone for three minutes then. I can't wait until one of them says something mean to lose joking and he can't take it because it's a woman. Fuck you! Fucking c- I don't need to fucking be here! I'm a real ass dude!

Real ass dude, dude, real ass things. Yeah, I want to shut your phone off and not leave it on the table so it doesn't vibrate and people can hear it and Shit out of me guys. It's getting real. Yeah, I'm getting real it's breaking K-Fade I think that Joe is gay No, Joe said I want to suck a dick not because I want to say I want to just watch the come come out I said I would want a second dick if it wasn't a dick I like the idea of you doing that thing about the old and then all of a sudden it's like

Papa and it feels like success you see it You're like making a girl come like Lewis said you can't fully believe it You're like was that real was that you can feel you feel the contract And it's a lot and it's got a Fuggy big ol' throbbing You can feel it coming a little bit the excitement you know remember the original fucking Yeah, welcome to Flood City. Yeah, you got a jacket. You got I know how to get a girl off I do it frequently. I'm just saying enjoying are you doing the whole stuff hang on what's it?

You had a good episode two years ago. We all remember Joe is getting real that was horrible the issue is not that I You want to suck a dick. It's okay. Can you stop fucking screaming Joe? We have microphones Stubo shut the fuck up The whole place is yelled whoa, but you got me too hot. I can hear it. I'm too hot Yeah, I mean you're screaming at fucking on this Don't scream. Yeah, but you one guy screaming. We were doing as a gag. You're just going you're just screaming What's wrong with you?

And I'm trying to come out of the closet I want to know do you really want a second dick? Yes, if I wanted a second dick, I would have sucked a dick. But it kind of seems fun, you know. You want to suck mine? No, you have a dick. That would not surprise me. When your Catholic, you got to hold it in, hold it in until about 30.

You have a dick in your mouth. And then you jerk it. I'm not a Catholic, you have a- Would you suck a dick? Do you really, would you- Do you think you'd suck a dick? I would know. Have you ever-

I want to ask you your serious question please have you ever jerked off to sucking a dick now but i've thought about i've tried to lucid is a bit about it i've tried to put myself in the position and then you get to it's like i got a dozen count of the the dicks on a checker now it died that's fine uh...

i tried to think about that to work you've never jerked off to shim out porn now you never jerked off the baili jai i. I've tried to think about that too, it doesn't work. You've never jerked off to Shimo porn. No. You've never jerked off to Bailey J. I have. No. I tried to. I made up. I love how Lewis has two cocks in his hands.

He's got a dick nunchuck. He's fucking. But it seems fun to me to do a thing. I wish it wasn't attached to a body, and it was just a thing that you could just be like, ah, it's not boring. And then just like, I'm going to have to up. And then just like,

I think I was attached to a dude. But this one spray a nice fluid in my mouth. Also, I don't want to eat. If the chick is hot, I don't care what she's got down there. Turn the fucking camera, Kelly. I mean, what do I got to do? You don't know pantomime? No, it's not.

Just turn the camera. It's been two years. No, the other one. What's the other one? There's a camera right in front of us. She goes this one. It's main. Turn the camera. Bobby, you never yell at Kelly. You're right. Seriously. Right there. My dick is so much better than this dick. Really? My dick isn't so much better. It's a little bit.

Yannis, that jacking stuff, that sounds horrible. When God is trying to do that, it doesn't feel good. No, nobody's doing it right It's not about you About me hurting you what you do is like because then the pressure on the clip is here and then you're jacking in there Yeah, but sometimes I'm too much force and it's like it's not I love that you're telling a woman with a vagina She's wrong you just got a smack it I know guys do that and I'm like no, no, it's too much. Yeah, but you eat a fucking chance hard to get Kelly off at this point She said so many dicks is that true Kelly? No

How many how many how I like if I'm doing the bomb down of this half? Dude, we'll fucking the guy with the bomb. Dan is fucking playing with the dick and then juxtap We all kind of want to play with dicks bitch us. We just want to pay a better dicks in ourselves That's all what it is. You want to hold the dick that's bigger than yours. That dick smaller than mine. Well how big is your dick? He's got a thick piece, bro.

Let me see it. This dick is weird. That dick is Lewis's dick. What's the biggest thing there? That's exactly, that's probably my dick. That's my dick right there. My dick's a little thicker and very slightly longer, but not much. My dick is that right there, but it's a better color.

It's like a white dude. That dicks too bumpy. This dick's weird looking. Maybe there's not the popcorn kettle black. Ha ha ha. So Kelly. Got an HPV call on the dick, bumpy. I guess I'll take the band down.

I really thought it was pretty good. All right, so Kelly, here's the deal. What's this dumb game you wanted to play? What was it it Joe? Thorns fucking well, we played it before you dumb dumb. Well, I did forget it. I'm sorry. When was it? Yes, today? I wasn't here. Oh, weird. Oh You're gonna love it. So why you take dumb dumb back stupid Why are you taking stupid back?

Wait, when are we gonna get to Kelly's favorite and least favorite? Yeah, I'm going to do that. Let's go. Here's how the game goes, Bob. Yeah. It's called Rose Seed Thorn. Right.

Yeah. The Rose we all go through and talk about our the best part of Kelly, the thing that our favorite moment with Kelly. Oh, Kelly. Well, like the Thorn, of course, is the least favorite. And the seed is what we're looking forward to as a result of Kelly leaving. We'll probably all have the same answer. Everything about that sounds horrible.

You're just going to point out all my flaws and how you've glad to see it. No, we're going to be honest. It's a big deal. It's a big deal. It's supposed to be a nice thing. You said you wanted to play. You dumb dumb. I don't play.

Thank you. Kelly, do you want to play? Do the Thorne first. All right, Kelly, stop one second, Joe. Do you want to play Kelly? Yeah, all right? But then I get to go around and you that's you're gonna do that last Shut the fuck up Yeah, well you you're annoying. That's why yeah, well you tried to call me gay. I didn't try to call you gay

I said you did call you gay. You're saying that you want to suck dick because you like the Ecculation part I know I know what he means he's referring to the fact that there's like evidence of what you've done No, I know what it is. He just wants something for nothing. Yeah, that's why he wants he wants to do something and have something Oh, look, it's a party. He wants accal. He wants the The happens accal is at the end of it. That's what he wants. Come in his face because he's He wants ac- he wants the- The happen- Acco-lids at the end of it. That's what he looks. He wants to come in his face because he's gay. Yes, he wants to fucking know all of the guys out there.

He wants Ako- A. Kelly- Kelly's trying to talk him into sucking a dick like it's him going back to school. So you should do it. You laugh at me better. At the end of the day, it's a little work, but you know- You always do it. You know, you know, you know, you have it. So you feel a comeback? Joe, you go first. Okay, can we just you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, Yeah, okay. Oh, we'll fight we'll hear from him when we get to the thorns section in this game

All right, so my Kelly I should get rid of scopo. I got it. I can already go quick. Oh here's scopo That's an amazing scopo. It looks like a fat Ellen Hair is still great though, so you know what good job. I think the pictures too funny though. You do got good hair You do got good hair You do got good head my head I don't work on my hand. He eats it My back. I back to go but where my car keys. I always had another good one. All right my Kelly Thorne Yeah, was the time we were gonna play Kelly's act and she was self-conscious about it And I was like I'll do a joke to make you feel better. Right. I sacrifice myself right? I cared about Kelly. This is the last moment of me caring about Kelly. I was like, you know what, I'll do a joke for you

so you don't feel so awkward. And as I finish the joke, I hear a fucking cricket noise. And I realize Kelly, oh, that sums up Kelly, she has a moment where someone's trying to help her, but she sees a moment of weakness. And fucking harps right on. So that's my, she's sums up Kelly. She has a moment where someone's trying to help her, but she sees a moment of weakness and fucking harps right on So that's my Hyena that's pretty good and I'll move on my thorn was when I hosted a Montreal audition that Kelly was on and I told her

I was going home to watch Game of Thrones and then she texted me called me during it I didn't pick up and then the next day brought it up on the podcast like I shit all over Well, the most fear anything's I've ever seen in my life. I remember that fight. Yeah, good one. All right, Janice My Kelly Thorn is yesterday when she was telling me about how she sucks dicks Why that she didn't offer to suck mine in the bathroom right there in them excellent? Louis Thorn? You should suck Janice is Really mean she just brought it up and pulled me in fucking Hey Lewis thorns

All right, I mean there are so many thorns. I want to know what's the number one The number one thought I don't want to keep on bringing it up in my life, but Kelly knows what it is She can't wait podcast episode Kelly Yeah, she fucking she told be some shit and she you know, it wasn't so much that she told her it. It was the the look of satisfaction after she saw the beat was upset. The look of satisfaction on her face afterwards. Then I was like, you know what? Kelly's a bad person. I got you. All right, go go. This shit is getting

way too real. My horn is probably when Bobby was in Canada So I text Kelly go hey, what's Bobby's email and she fights back not doing your laundry son? That's my rose Bob you got a thorn I'm not saying anything in between I'm just waiting to let away. Yeah, well then start that now God this is getting real. Bob Thorne. I'm like one time she fucking dropped my cheeseburger. Wait, you can't have more than one Thorne. Come on, shall I let him talk?

I know. Um, Lewis' Thorne is that's when I realized she wanted a good person. Next. Scopo. I would say the Thorne, when Kelly offered to babysit, when Max was first born, and she was like, yeah, I'll babysit. And I was like, okay, great. Cause I heard, I thought she knew what the fuck she was doing.

She sucked his dick. No. No. No. No. No. No. And I had to change the diaper properly.

I don't, I mean, is this a thorn? I mean believe can I have a second to think of I mean Why are we not making the thorns a joke like I did why are we making it real so she is that looking her face right on her last? She leaves with Bruce. She has to know, Yarnis. She has to know. This is no. All right, so here's the deal. So she I bring her upstairs and I go, okay, you're gonna change the baby. I was gonna leave my kid with her. Now understand this. I was going to leave and not be there. Okay. With the stranger With the Australian Australian woman, you met who- I was looking on your podcast. And she went out of my car, she went out the palisades parkway.

Glad that you're not my dad. She goes up to the room and she went, ooh, when she saw the poop in the diaper. She was like, ooh, like, and I was like, well, she did not know how to change your baby's diaper. And she all, she does is suck dick's all day long. And I was like, what the fuck? You're making her say like she's a machine.

That's all sucks. Kelly, what's your thorn? OK, my thorn with Joe. No, no, you just get one thorn. About the show, the experience. No, no, no, go through everybody. Yeah, fucking everybody. I took six fucking hits.

You took six bullets to the face. You can't want to get your penis to shit. You get six thorns. We shot her in the body. Lewis just went, shh, break the head. That means that. That's when I realized Kelly isn't a good person.

That's the, are you on your phone? I had a call that I was just very politely rejecting. Reject this. That gap. Put your fucking phone away. Don't fucking, we got back. Don't get mad at me for fucking doing what you're not reject this What you fucking phone away We got back. We got mad at me for fucking doing what you're not supposed to do

All right, you're like my wife. Let me go because I'm gonna fuck you know fuck you know fuck dudes, all right Tell it go. What is I go leave right now? So the Chris one now start with Bobby now start with least importance. I like that scope Well that that's time there Chris one now start with Bobby now start with least importance. I like that Skull That's time there he asked for your email address and I said oh you have it and he said Well, is it a butter or a thorn? It's a hole. It's my last day. I can do it ever I want you do it Thank you. You let have a slip. Let have a little room to hangers. So that particular day there Can I keep talking, Kelly.

So you asked me for his email. You're a-moucher. Sketch that. So I was asking me for- He ran out of ink on a longs. Let her go. Let her go, for God's sake. What is that fucking good one?

Oh, God. God sakes, we all had our turn. She didn't interrupt. It's her last day. During any of yours. Kelly, I'm gonna turn everybody's mic down. Go ahead. Everybody's mic down. That particular moment with Chris, he's what's Bobby's A-Mail address. And I said you have it and he said it's easy if you just send it to me.

Just send it to me. And I was like don't you have the email address of the man you work for? And he was like don't be a cunt, just send it to me. Oh no! I did not fucking happen that way. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about.

You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about.

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You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even talking about. You're not even Try it. Don't do it all day. Don't do it all day. Thanks. Shush. Quiet. Quiet. This is KELOLA in the court. You know what the crazy thing is?

Joe, put this in your mouth. It's all in text message. We can just go back and read it. You lawyer. Order in the court. Shush. It sounds like Shush. It sounds like Shush.

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Are you wrong? Obviously he's admitting that you're admitting it no you did it Are you a liar? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, stop fucking yapping over each other. Use your fucking headphones. Are you lying? No, not lying.

I don't remember it that way, but you know it could, I know I called her a cunt in that. I know I did call her a cunt. You said you called her a cunt. I know I did call her a cunt. So you, you, you saw you you lying. But you did go. I was like, can you just give me the email

because I was working that day and I was like, I just, easy, you just said it to me, you were recording. Easier just to call her a con. Well, it's been she's so, she says, I'm not doing your laundry son, which pissed me off.

After con? No, before con. So you said that before con. So you were a con before he said, con. No, because I think he was just calling a spade of space. Does anyone care less about a fight between Kelly's Yeah, we could do that with this whole fucking podcast every week you jackass

I'm sorry. It's not fucking vision TV. Whatever you were on Fuck you. Yeah, this is what we do. We do stupid things Another picture another picture who the fuck is that Barry Katz Another picture another picture who the fuck is that Barry Katz It's Joe list Look out the stubick God look up big you made his teeth First of all he can't open his mouth that wide Picture of you I got Kelly, okay, so you admit it so move on you admit it Go Kelly thorn what's your thorn with scope oh no he already

shared it Lewis she's rebutting shut up shut the fuck up that was my rebuttal because I was quiet when you guys said it my thorn with scope oh is is that he he needs to learn how to work as a team and with people and when you He needs to learn how to work as a team and with people and when you You're trying to help the fucking cunt. I don't want to work. Oh Why are you doing this? He's getting real. Why are you talking like that to me? Because because because she's a liar Because she lois about me saying coin to all the time you guys want some Italian cookies I live right near a bakery. I too big

Bobby I was quiet during everyone's lawn. All right, go ahead. I do. I do. I do. Oh, man. Bobby, I was quiet during everyone's songs. All right, go ahead. I really think that they should be quiet. All right, go ahead. Yeah, I just think that. Yeah, Bobby, that's. Yeah. OK.

They're making a funny Bobby, and I don't like it. Just let her have her day. It's your last day. OK. Anyway, so yeah, that's what I think that he just needs to learn. And when you try and help him him because he's like a big You know dude, he's like, you know like he's a fucking mechanic

Wait a minute you can't tell listen first one take a direction You don't want to take any direction. Yeah, first of all because he doesn't know how to listen to women Okay, let's move on you're alive. So wait a minute. This is turning into wait. I know what this is Everyone's not let it happen let her make everyone hate her as she leaves. I'm already hating you. I don't hate you. I'm already hating you. I don't hate you. Kelly, this is Kelly's last day. She's fucking, we smashed her for an hour. I'm angry because you're fucking liar. You're loyal.

I said that I fucking knew that was loyal. Let me tell you, you know who's gonna have a new character is fucking Jack I tell you right now I want to get clutch films on this right now stop filming bitch. Sorry, bitch You know You don't law on the war, KWJ, pull gas. You're such a lawyer. Don't law. Clearly you're a lawyer. Kelly, my name is Chris Scobo and you're a lawyer.

I grabbed my lawyer and the target's in beer. A lawyer. My wife was boy in August. She's a lawyer. Oh boy. I was close. Yeah. Really?

Look at her over there. Woke yourself up. Dude, it's a Leo. Do it. Do it. It was close. Alright guys. Kelly, get off your phone.

Put your phone in. I found it. What does it say? I want to see it. Let me have it. I texted him. What are you doing? Wait me see it. Let me have it. I'll take him. I'm not I'm not I'm eating what you are Wait, he's already made he's already admitted. Let me see it. Let me see it. No, I want to see this. I want to read it I'll let me see it. Oh, the Bobby talk

No, let's just let's just try not to talk look through a picture of real quick. I was a little bit country in it All right, here we go. Hey, what's the deal are we having a show Tuesday? I don't know because we have one Yeah, can you read it in scope? Oh, sorry, please okay, okay, huh? You're gonna do the voices. Yeah, do scopos voice give it to soda I started in an improv group okay I don't know what wait a minute I was you guys I started in an improv group, okay? Okay email him what's his email? You never email but before I didn't know just give me his email and make it easier for me Make it easier for me. Hey, what's Bobby's email? Sorry son. I don't have time to do your laundry. Sweet Ben.

So we should just fucking tell me his email. I don't have it. That's no way to speak to anyone. Tiss, Tiss. Fine Kelly, but you'll be a... Oh, here we go. Fine Kelly, be a cunt. I'll take care of it. Your ass is too angry today. Take it easy on the squats. It's actually pretty good. Yeah, you should take care of it. It's your job, dude. You book the show.

Here is the email I've received. You're on it. Many emails with him. You just have a look for it. I'm happy. I'd like a can't to teach you not to be lazy. Oh, I like this. Here we go. Kelly, you're a liar. I thought we were a team. When Bobby is away, I'm this. Here we go. Kelly, you're a liar. I thought we were a team. When Bobby is away, I'm working.

And I know you have Bobby's email at the top of your head because you are up his ass. Good bird. If you want to be a con. Why is it turning into English? Not help me when I'm asking you a simple task. This is fine. I. I will not include you in any decision making at all ever again. when I'm asking you a simple task, this is fine. I... What kind of face is that?

I will not include you in any decision making at all ever again. And you can't teach me anything, I'm not a fucking dog. I took care of the problem because unlike you, I don't hunch over when a problem occurs. Oh shit. We are a team, but I was working as much as you were. Being aggressive and threatening out of nowhere and calling me a cop is not behavior I will stand for.

I never did that to you, you know, like the same respect. Do you have any meat and cheese? She didn't write that. That wasn't it there. That's fucking good. That's a good, I'll tell you right now, that's a good team. That's a team, you got people. That was like one weekend. I can really tell from that that you guys love each other.

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, this is your big day, but I think I'm on scuffle side. Wait a minute, I think when people do that, you're like, you have the information, just tell it to me. They're like, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. So wait, wait, so we're like I'm gonna teach you a lesson So wait, so we're on my side. So yeah, you're good. Oh, that's specific incident. I like Kelly more than I like you That way maybe she didn't get her dick that day

Let's give baby. Maybe it was like the 20 of The Lois Joke My Lewis son is that he exists That's a low store. Jesus Christ. That's a joke. I'd wonder that. That bitch leaving. My Lewis Thorn is that he exists. Yeah. No splotter LOL. How do I, how do I do this?

We're going to cut this to 10 seconds of Thorn. Yeah, we got to go. 10 seconds and we got to move it. This game got way out of control. My name. My Lewis Thorn is that he's, I feel like sometimes he takes his aggression out on me and it's not my problem It's because he's women his parents okay? Let's go. Yeah, yeah, I know this can be very distant sometimes you're trying to talk to him

Maybe think about getting his dick suck. Oh, I'm building with that Oh, can I say something she's not doing thorn. She's naming traits that she doesn't like about us That's not a thorn. It's a moment. She gets to do a different thing. It's her day Just let her have a fucking day She's naming traits that she doesn't like about us. That's not a thorn. It's a moment. She gets to do a different thing. It's her day But it's a last day Shut up Louis. Let him move forward. So I have a particular oh a particular scenario. Yes, okay So last week when I went down and grabbed James, so I love I Want to go down on James?

Blue is kid, too. This is the moment Down on James His kid too. This is the moment Hold on idiot. You're just blowing kids. Fuck you. I thought you just said my kids It was that she doesn't know what it is the thorn is the moment in our whole fucking relationship This is the one thorn in my side. There's one moment that happened. It's too many Lewis too many so okay good Go on. What did you stop? Guys, this is like doing a show at my sister. Can you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show?

What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show?

What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show?

What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you want to show? What do you Then James was baking noises because he needed you know, he was a baby. That's the thing. And then can you speed it the fuck off talking right now? Just get to it, Kelly. This all seems really mean. I don't think I want to just do it. Are you really getting you're the last time you're going to do this on the last day?

Let's fucking hunch over and not take your shots. Kelly, just take your shirt. Kelly, just say the mean, the thorn and move on. That was just say it. When I asked him to step out with James Yeah, because the Jane was coming through the mic and we were at 10 people in the room. He said Don't tell me what was that? What'd you say the wonder what you can't do comedy can't do a fucking point get to the point go right to the point Yeah, I mean Chris I mean listen Chris. I'm glad he's on the mic. Listen Chris. I was

We get the headline are talking over here. No, I mean you can't do fucking comedy You want us in comedy tell you're a lawyer So when I get his fucking email boy myself. When I asked Lou to step out for a moment because James was coming on a mic and he said, you're kidding? I'm not leaving. Go fuck yourself. That's a thorn. That's a great thorn.

That's a great thorn. That's a great thorn. Yeah, a thorn. This is my thorn with Kelly. Wait, no, you already dig it though. You already dig it though. You've done it. You have no more thorns.

I know sometimes. I can't think of any. No thorn. You have no more thorns. I don't know, sometimes. I can't think of any. No, thorn, you're gonna thorn, you move on. No, no, no, no. I know thorn. I'm likeable. So do I, I don't know. I, I, I,

If you, you had a thorn for me, mother fucker, you better have a thorn for soda. God, when are my relationship with you changed? After you sucked up. I don't know, I think maybe one time, one time, or even. I suck this, that. Conversation, what? I think one time you're in a conversation

and we were talking and then someone, you just kind of disconnected really quickly. I don't know. Who was it because you couldn't get to a point? I had to. I had to. I probably disconnected. That's the case. Kelly, I'm disconnected on my own show.

The whole audience is just disconnected. Is there anybody in the chat room? Okay, well they just keep it moving. The stop on Joe. Joe's got to be good. I don't have anything for this guy. I don't have anything for you guys. Nothing?

All right, let's move on to our roses. Robbys. Okay, roses. Do I get to say my roses? Yeah, we can go last if you want, or you can go first. I don't worry about it. And it's saying all this, you just be clear. Like, you know, like we do the shit with Scopo and Loon's stuff.

Guys, can I just wait, wait, I have to say this. Yeah, sure. Okay, they're very important to know that. I don't hold on to anyone. I don't hold on to any anger. You just hold on to text messages Yeah, I have to search like a year for that because you keep your text message All the fun anyway, I don't want you guys like hold on to crazy just because I tell you something the bothers Are you talking to Lewis? Yeah, hold on to stuff and you need to let it go not you guys Lewis

I want to say something guys guys. I want to say something really right now We're all joking around okay if Kelly's been part of the show for years, okay? You guys are probably on you're on the show cuz of her okay? I know you guys had your fights or whatever who gives a fuck move the fuck on yeah, let's if we pro this dumb Thorne dumb fucking game Well until it came time for Kelly to go at no offense, we all zipped right there. I want everybody, we can all laugh at Kelly's fat arms. That makes everybody laugh.

Fan guy. That's the thing. It looks like a city's too, the city's. Oh, yeah, she's got so much. I want it as big and want it as small. This makes me. I wonder if we are dressing that this fucking guy is me? Yeah, he's me.

It's just a mean yes No, mine he nailed mine. I nailed fuck She's my god, where's soda? I like that fucking soda Damn my mark. Oh, you got a fucking oh my god. I like that the dick and his nose actually look the same Yeah, I didn't have a new dance. Oh that a fucking pointy dick nose hilarious My rises now, but what the fuck I had no sugar no green for three weeks That's Bobby you look like every girl I fucked when I was my 20s

I look you look a sick he'll monster you look at the chick for misery I do look like a I look like a bald bear Barefoot contestant what does it look like in the picture? Yeah, all right, let's go He is a mean motherfucker He wants the fuck Lewis. Yeah, I get to go roses now. Don't I that's mine by way. way, they're yours. Kelly, go through it. That's for the studio. Tell us. Give me that. Maybe the King works better on New Year's.

Nah, and again, and Joe, Rose for Joe. The Rose for Joe is that Joe is the kindest guy I've ever met. Yeah, really? Well, always invite me to a barbecue. It's just a regular, tell me the answer. Wait a minute, stop. You're the man thing. You have fucking barbecues? Yeah, break up. God. I've never been invited to your fucking barbecue

Invited oh, I've invited you to every fucking barbecue I had you never invited me to your barbecues This game is fucking bring up a lot of demons. I don't have a yard I had a couple of stoop parties before I knew you You're the one that sent you a pack although shitty things Yeah, I'm telling you I don't fight me to those ever again I just got the point. I was the kind of guy. I'm kind of anyway. I win the kind is Dan Dan Not a rose. It's a trait about

No, you know what I'm gonna do whatever you do what you do what you do Kelly you do it. Kelly wants to fucking be a lady today Yeah, trying to be nice to us. Yeah, Lewis. She's trying to be nice to everybody nice with Kelly Let her fucking do her thing. She's not playing it. Why are we calling it this game man? Well, who's that blue is yeah, who gives a fuck look? Fucking jerk off. Yeah, fucking jerk off. This is what he's always wanted. You're a man you fool. I'm cock suck up. Fucking dirty fuck. You half animal men.

Yeah. Gonna be fat again soon. Yeah. She's bringing it on. Are you gonna be fat? Yeah, this is fat. Pictures all fall, so you'll be fucked. Yeah, fuck it, man.

Yeah, you're gonna be, as soon as you get depressed on that fucking girl-code tour, fucking stuff and cotton candy. What's up, girls? Are you girls ready for your headliner? Yeah, girls. Yeah. You ladies are a great audience. Come to the stage. Stuff and cotton candy girls you girls ready for your headliner Ladies are a great audience You might have seen her on Chelsea handler

You also might have seen her as the star a girl cat give it up for my girl my home girl I can't wait to hit my boss. This is what you're gonna hear out of the back of the bus. Lewis, where's that PBJ? I'm making him, I'm making him know! Hard Carly, I know you love Raspberry Jail. Yeah, I know. And then your kid will get sick.

Lewis, when the show's over, can you really go outside quick and get our merch tables set up? Oh, it's not. Lewis, how many shirts did I sell tonight? I'm selling skinny girl bitches pencils and Carly's selling red hair. I can't wait to make Lewis wear a wig, a red wig at the end of his set. Don't forget to get your t-shirts. Don't forget to get your t-shirts.

Girls, get your Troll-Up t-shirts over here. Troll-Up t-shirts girls get your troll up t-shirts over here Troll up t-shirts Jesse my Brother my older brother said he used to listen to you. You were real ass That was a different Thanks for coming out girls remember two dolls. All right. All. All right. Let's go to roses. Let's move Then I rise is Lewis I'm just gonna Come on Kelly Kelly take forever like you Kelly you gotta go Dan is Dan was one of the first out of it in this room the first French that I made here. Oh, we know it that me Welcome to New York

And always the guy that I would like ticks going I'm I'm not believe where's your cock I'm freaking out my throat Me to make it a sexual man Kels is gonna all this black for ticket forever, but it's not even hurts you fucking assholes You're all being mean to Kelly and I hate this fucking guy over here on the couch Let's go Kelly everybody let her get through this is her last throw we can show the right Hey, Dan, are you crying? I got to warden my mouth guys. Hey. Hey. She's crying. I listen man We have the rest of our are you crying? I got to warden my mouth. Hey, hey, she's crying. Oh boy. I listen man. What you do? We have the rest of our love. I'm so I

Hey, hey, hey, hey shut the fuck up All right Hey, this is laughing a crunch. She's laughing crying, but stop what am I enough? Be talking over everybody. I know but I'm not being me Kelly what's wrong? I'm sad to leave are you sad to leave? What's wrong? Why are you crying? I'm a girl. This is what happens. Are you crying because of other shit? Are you crying? Do you gonna give us stuff?

Like can we get that? Can I get mine? Don't you promise? Please say it's below jobs. I thought she's gonna pull my fucking handgun. I didn't, I didn't, well these fucking apes are sitting at just still smashing her. And she's crying. I don't know what she said.

I know that said. I'm fucking, that's what I'm fucking saying. She's leaving behind. Bobby can't deal with female emotion. He's a little lazy. No, I don't, I don't listen. All's fun in games, but when somebody fucking really, bruh I don't want people breaking down on my fucking show No, it's the last time she cried in the show, but you called me to put her on camera. I gotta put it

If we're gonna She's crying I was like, I don't want put her on camera. He's like, no put her on camera. Oh, she's look if she's really crying This isn't real. I all the time, why KWD moment? Dude, that's like an interesting owner who goes to the airport to dark destiny. Let's see, dark and dark.

Listen, Kelly. Kelly, all right, enough, enough, Kelly. I'm crying. Shut the fuck up, would you? you alright? Are you serious are you pretending? Are you okay? Are you alright? Okay, sad that she's leaving Kelly What do you what do you do you still want to continue this horseshit? Or you want to say what you want to say? This game got out of control. Yeah, this is stupid. Let's move on Hey, I'm moving on from this game. Let's play a game. want to move on from this fucking game. I want to move on from the game

She's not crying cuz she's crying cuz she's been saying a nice thing about Dan's you got emotional that you fucking bear It's not I don't believe that I don't believe that that's why like but I want her to last day to be her last day not our last day Oh, you a last day. I want her to fucking have her last, she's done a lot for the show. She's been on the show for a long time. I get with joke and we did it for an hour. I want her day to be her day. So whatever the fuck you want to do,

I'm not going to bully you into having the day. If you want to be emotional and tell people that you love him and why you love him, I don't want to force you into making Lewis mad a dumb fucking scopo and me mad. I don't want any of that. I don't want to hate you. I know, that's what I don't if you if you want to fucking do that glad

Kelly I mean I would never done this show make you if it wasn't for him I'm a change for sucking his dick I know I Know this idiot when he was fucking slip and guacamole. That's true. I did too. I remember listen I remember Dan when he came to my house. You're doing you're not letting her have her I'm an alpha male. Sometimes I get The first guy that I like really was my friend, you know me like take the dick sucking out of it But you did go no, but that didn't happen But the thing is like he was the first person I was like when this happens. What do I do? I was so lost right?

And he's like this is what you do like you go see if it's a real war. I mean I'm at Dan 07 I know that's we drank together and we've been doing it longer Danny know it Yeah, my first check spot. Yeah, I miss it. He's going what I do I don't talk he always First general work in your mouth. I get it All right, go ahead. Yeah, and Janice was like Janice was like I put you on stage first You put me at one of my first spots was ever from you right? I'm gonna punch you on

Right, I love you Kelly. Here's the moment. Here's the moment. We've all been waiting for you We're all gonna miss you very much. Oh, God. I love lose so much. I love he's so much. I was there the day was born over there That's true. You're such a good dad. Thank you Kelly Kelly. You know I love you, right? I Said you know what I'm glad you doing this. Go ahead You can skip scuba You've got a lot of kids! Alright, let's go ahead, Kelly. And you're a lawyer. Kelly, Kelly, seriously, if you want. Go ahead. You guys have been through a lot of stuff together. I just can't get along, but I love him.

Can I say something? Being in the middle of it for this long, if you really don't give a fuck about somebody, it's very easy not to talk about them again. It's very easy not to mention them again, but when you really care about each other, I know you kind of do that you're like a brother and sister or whatever, and you know, I'm glad that you're actually saying that to each other. You've got, you guys, you guys are pretty asking. You guys have had blowing snob bubbles right now.

No, no. You've been here like four years. This is marking the end of a journey that you've been on. Absolutely. I really have a long journey that was very lonely journey. How was it lonely? I want to know how it was lonely. It was lonely, but I had things like this

Christmas with you and your wife Yeah, and Thanksgiving. Thanks giving yeah I remember when you wrote me the letter. I was gonna hire some blackjack dealer from fucking Atlantic City To be the intern she wrote me a letter after listening to the show and you remember that yeah We're all just one letter was a big P. I was a one of Kelly's long fucking It was the longest letter in the fucking world And you know, I remember when she came in You know, we had a, I was making fun of the Australian accent Which I still believe stinks

It was just us three Yeah, it was us three And you were on the show And then you um... I'm at Louis She worked her ass off If it wasn't for Kelly foristuka and I will say this this show would not would not be it would not be where it is at today. Honestly God. If it wasn't for Kelly Fistuka

would be on all things comedy. You're amazing. We it would not be as big as it is. Can you introduce me to Bill Barr? You know him, right? Oh, I'd love to fucking... Please, I'd love to get that happening. I've got to make that connection. Please, use my name. Drop it. Just take that fucking MMA show.

Wait you two. I... Yeah, the fucking most what? I... Fuck it. I see your numbers. I know the truth. Ah. There's a reason why you're at the I know the truth.

There's a reason why you're at the bottom of the blanket. Listen. I'm curious. You're not. You're at the top. You're like, you know the blanket, is he? No, he's at the top. It was a joke. Hey, guys, back to me. He didn't fall in half of it out, though.

Kelly, you came to the show. You stepped up. No one has worked as hard as Kelly on the show, you stepped up. No one has worked as hard as Kelly on the show behind the scenes. She's helped me produce the live shows that we do. She does them, not me. I want us to go out, the rich boss shows, she's done those. She's fucking amazing, behind the scenes.

I mean, on stage, not so good. But, no, I'm kidding. Hey, man, I booked a cabin on Thursday listen, let's not get that cooking. She got back to you. All right, so here's the deal. You're amazing Kelly honest to God And I'm glad that you said that about him. Who else do you want to talk about? I mean these guys are great No, I mean I look you brought me scopo Look, you brought me sco-bo. I did. Sorry about that.

No, sco-bo, I love you too, buddy. You are a lawyer, Bobby. You do not love. You lawyer. I do. I really miss it. No, sco-bo is a good kid. And if you kind of go, I need your help.

He comes through. He's a good kid. Yeah, what he calls you, can't. Kelly, I got anger problems. You get the gift. All right, Kelly, I got your gift. You don't have to do that, so silly. All right Kelly. I got you a gift Don't take it if you don't want it if you don't want the gift you don't have to take it You can give it you can give it to Lewis five years of American health insurance We're gonna fix we're gonna fix your vagina for free

Hang on let me see Kelly okay Kelly this is for you because you've worked so hard After up nice Here you go. This is a one no Friends yeah, that's for you to write all your new jokes Show the camera Kelly. Do you like it right here? There's a camera. What do you think? Do you like it? What does it say? Do you like it right here? There's a camera. What do you think? Do you like it? What does it say? What about the back? I'll write we'll all write something in there for you. It was your own destiny in the back

I'm kidding Kelly. This is really your gift right here. Come on No book. It's a black dude to blow your back out. Hey, go. This is from all of us here the fans me Now he didn't he has no idea what it is. I know what it is. What is it? What is that? Yeah? No? I know open it up Kelly. That's for you. Thank you so much for all the things you've done Shut up. You shut the fuck up My god Oh my God That's a real good Kelly. I'm serious. I want to thank you so much for everything you've done for this show I swear to God you've worked your ass off behind the scenes you've been every week taking it from all of us Wow, and I know we things have been said we all joke around but we all love you. Yeah, you know that

Yes, we love you and we hope the best for you and I It's good good. I'm glad. We love you and we hope the best for you. And I love you. It's good. I'm glad. But I love you. You've always had our back. You've always, you know, we all love you. And you've helped the YKWD show more than you'll ever know. And you're always welcome back.

I mean, not to sit there anymore. You'd have to come back and be a guest once in a while. But, no kidding, baby, you're always welcome back. You go back and be a guest once in a while. But, scope home's got to put on your feet. No, I'm kidding, baby. You're always welcome back. You go back, take care of your business in Australia. Do what you're going to do, and know that you always have a home here on YKWD, okay? Thank you. I'm going to add a leave, you guys.

Huh? It really sad to leave. I know. We're sad that you're leaving. People at home should know that it's an iPad mini, you guys. Big hair. I'm not even knowing what I said. I know what I said.

I know either. Yeah. Yeah, iPad mini. So, you enjoy that for the plane ride home so you can watch the movies. I'm gonna even know what I said it, yeah, no, I know either yeah, I've had many so you enjoy that for the plane ride home So you can watch the movies I know that's where we got you anyone that's a great yeah, I mean really he's giving me cash What is this oh wait I'd like one of those. I think I'm gonna be a show. I believe in too. She's so. Thank you. Can we all get our iPad minis? Oh, it's for DAR. We all got regular size iPads. I got you guys MacBook Air. Yeah, you're not leaving me high and dry. You're sticking around.

Yeah, there's some iPhone 6s for you. Guys, we got some cars for you outside. Wow, really? Y'all know this? Why don't we throw that man down over here? Y'all take it. Y'all know this is late. A hot morning Miami dump.

Bobby throws a band-in over here. What's this for? One for you and one for Dylan. I can't I open Don's? No. I'll stay with my bike. Can I say what my car says? Yeah, what does it say thing she's ever done.

Oh, that's fucking hilarious. Mine says, mine says, I'll be back. What does yours say, Lewis? You are an amazing father. Oh, that's so sweet. It's passive aggressive. I'm saying I'm a bad friend. No, she said you're in a

shitty friend. You're one of the worst friends of a head. You're a great dad though. I don't I don't know what the dad part to be honest Oh shit. Well, good. What do you use your say? Janus who? Janus, I love you. I just wrote a few words to the other guys because I don't care about them as much as I do. Wait a minute. What the fuck is that? I want you to know that you are the most important person to me since I've gotten here.

What the fuck, man? You putting me on stage for the first time made me feel like a real comedian, which the guys here do not make me feel like. She really did write something like, no, that you are the best comedian that I've ever seen. Wait a minute, that's not true. Hold on, let me throw them away. something like that you are the best comedian that I've ever seen wait a minute that's not true let me I'm sure the best comedian I've ever seen work yeah your versatility the smartness of your jokes is still going on yeah ability to

to character Joe he was in Miami for a while he's got a warm back up to what he used to be we're also very handsome and I really wish I sucked you dick that day welcome back that day what he used to be. We're also very handsome and I really wish I sucked you dick that day. Welcome back. That day? What day? Yesterday. Oh, OK, good.

Yeah, I'm just saying. Damn, what did you say? Kelly, thank you. Her say is very nice. Damn. Can you be here accident please? Damn. Can you believe Jonas took that job in Miami?

What a fucking idiot. Oh, has the weather in a state that's always sunny? Are you really gonna break through? And there's not as many of you. That's a love, Kelly. What does yours say? Oh, it says. I really read mine.

It's very nice. This day and you have came so far since when I met you, keep going. It's like we can came hard in my mouth. That time you're in drizzled out like a stroke victim. I was like, we can say hard in my mouth. That's how I'm doing Drizzle. That's like a stroke victim. You are such a bright star, amazing light. The funniest kind is person I know. I love you lots of love.

That's good. What do you got? I'm not going to remind a lot of this very personal, but I will say that Kelly is called me the kindest person several times. Are you kidding Dan's card over here. Are you kidding me? We just fucking red-ars.

How many cards say, yes, you didn't read your card? I've read mine. Not out loud. Absolutely. You think it even listen. Yes. I couldn't live. I assume Yannis was doing some bit louder

than you were doing it. No, that was the actual card. I got mine. I'll be back. I got a smiley face. This is, I'll be back. That's it Don'ts as well. It's kind of for you as well, but I wanted to give one to don't yeah, she sent my wife. I've always hated you

Oh, didn't say that Lewis Go ahead. What is your saying? I'm a little embarrassed. She that's not well written We didn't expect her to be fucking smart. Well, I'm hurt that this we both have that. Why you don't read cards out loud. Just read it. Joe, period struggle. You are the kindest person I know. I, I, I, I, I, I,

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Dude I got a bitch. Can I just say something good luck guys guys. I've had it on the show for three years I got I'll be back Not even a fucking heart. I got a smiley face She'll be back genuine piece of work. She'll be arms. I got I got it. What is it? I got called a genuine piece of work Oh, that's gonna fun to send me I love I got it. What is it? I got called a genuine piece of work. Oh, that's kind of sad me. I love to door you. Thank you for all your support a genuine piece of work. That's like a real good kid. That's Uncle funny. Yeah, a neighbor funny. What is that? The piece of work. He's a piece of work. My stuff to you wouldn't fit on that card. I take a half I take a some of it.

Don't you think you're gonna get a ridiculously long email that you're gonna be completely I don't know I'm a little I'm a little embarrassed here. Where is iPad mini back here we are on on the last show and all I get was I'll be back. How many cards have you been given? I don't know how what are you wrecking that now too? Well in her defense she didn't know you were gonna give her an iPad mini So no because he's always been saying that we think I got a bit of a card if she knew what the absolutely It would have been like Bobby. I love you so much. It was kind of funny because he's always been saying you know I'm glad that you and Lewis said that to each other. I'm glad that you can't now you guys can leave and not have that on each other

We can fuck no Lewis I'm glad that you can't, now you guys can leave and not have that on each other. Are we gonna fuck? No. Okay. Ooh. Lewis and Shawn. Alright, I'll fuck her. Would you fuck hell for the show? I'm not getting pussy anywhere else, so because of Kelly, so. She owes me. She owes me pussy.

Yo, it's Laya. Here's a thing. You get pussy, Lewis. Such a Laya. Here's a thing. Such a Laya. Just Lies. Okay.

Here's a thing. Lies. Here's a thing. We've been. Here's the lies. Okay, here's a thing. Lies. Here's a thing. We've been through a lot together over three years. We've done a lot of shit and we've seen a lot of people come from nowhere to somewhere. Babies. Okay, babies and relationships and marriages and careers. And this show still isn't here.

Who got married? Up and down. I just said marriages But I think listen through it all we all do care about each other. We love each other and we care, but we're very happy To that you're doing something that you want to do. We hope you come back. We're happy that Yannis is back. Thank you for you know, I mean when it comes down to it Even the people to the show, you have to know that we deeply give a shit about each other. All the shit we give you, Kelly, all the fat arms, your shitty accent, your crappy career,

your shit country. I'm gonna have a moment coming here, so I'm gonna be in every word of it. Well, all that stuff, I love you, we all love you, and on the fights we get into, even between you and Dumb Scopo, we care about each other. It's just what families do, families fight. And we're a family here at YKWD, all the abusive, all the people that come in and out, you know what I mean? I've here all the comics that come and leave and you

know I love you and I hope you I wish you all the luck in Australia and you know I hope you you kick ass out there, okay? Thank you, Bob. Does anybody have anything you want to say to Kelly, Scopo? Last thing? You're a liar. Lewis? Good luck.

Thank you. Lewis, as a man who has not received a hug under the age of 18. It's literally mind-boggling to me I don't wanna hear that that he can't fucking lift I mean she's leaving no I said good luck like she wrote to me yeah good luck

that was a big kind of you know it was joking I mean she gave these two fucking schleps at the end, I love let it she just copied and pasted my card to bands. I don't know who she wrote that. I am five year co-op. How many nice things now?

I, Lewis, do you have anything you want to say, Kelly, for the last time? Kelly, you have pretty eyes. Kelly, Lewis. Disagree. Lewis, really? Do you have anything nice? Come on, be a real ass dude.

Shut the fuck up. Okay, yeah, there you go. Yeah. No, I'm telling Kelly, shut the fuck up. You shut your face, bitch. You can do it Lewis now. Kelly. I do love you I and not for nothing. I'm in the middle of a moment He keeps moving back and forth. I don't care. I'm uncomfortable having to say nice things to Kelly. Let me Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel, Legel no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah. And it got me a little bit like fucking. I've got, the emails, I've lost you weeks.

I mean, I think about 120. No, we have 50,000. Beautiful fucking. I mean, I have had about, no, I've got, I can't, most of them hate me. 50,000, that's one of one percent. No, but that's just an email.

I've gotten literally kidding. I've gotten two dozen emails being like, dude, I'm so happy you made Kelly leave the show. That's the way everyone, but I also, let me say that actually, let me address that. I did not make fucking Kelly leave the show. Kelly's not leaving the show because of me. No, she is.

Oh, is she? Yeah. Okay, so hooray for me guys. If you want, uh, She's not leaving. She's not leaving the show. She's leaving the country. Hi, I'm Johnny Carleton.

Hemisphere. No, Cal. I do hope that you get your shit in order in Australia and you realize that you have to come back to New York to be a comic. You're not gonna be able to do it anywhere else. So actually, you could probably be in LA, you're a phony. But go to LA, that's actually better advice. That's it. Is that the last thing you wanna say to her?

That's it, really? That's what you're gonna end on your phony go to LA Are you fucking kidding me? You should be out of do this. I did it. I want you to say something without I Wanting to be if it really say something I was genuine. I hope you do get to come back And I think the show's not gonna be the same without you. I genuinely believe that what about you and me Yeah, what about you to what? Yeah, what about you too? You're something honest from you too. What about you too?

What about you too? How about you just call me later and we'll have a real conversation. I want you to fucking have a real, why, why do you, No, because I'm gonna be honest. Please be honest. I am gonna say to Kelly before she goes.

Like what? There's some other. You've said you've, all the fans have trashed, you've done it, you've been mean to her in front of all the fans, say something meaningful to her in front of everybody. So say something meaning for to him for in front of everybody So they know I did I really did listen this isn't Vizio, okay? Shut your face

He's got more to say say something oh dot org. Yeah, you think he's a deeper person than that I'm that's in there hang on a second. I don't have a co-host okay? Shut your pie hole and let this this reek and say something nice. He's ready. No, I'm gonna be honest. We, Kelly, give me a call. And there are things that I wanna say to you that aren't fodder for a podcast,

aren't fodder for the fans. It's genuine things. And I do love you and I do care about you. And I do want you to be in a happy place. And the truth is I wanna keep it positive. So there are things that I wanna say to you that I, you know, be positive and negative that I think that we should say to each other before you leave.

And we won't have that conversation. You're a good father. Okay. I mean, you have a dead father, but you're a good father. My father was dead today. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If father was in a hero, he'd get you on SNL, but listen. Go ahead.

Nana's Pobes. Um, I'd like to say that I respect your courage. I respect your courage. Moving to another country. Trying to make it from Australia. Yeah, I know moving here. Yeah, moving here trying to do what you did joining this podcast being able to take all this that they give you and I think you have a lot of talent as an actress. They. Huh? Us. Yeah, you guys. You two, fuck face.

No, no, I rarely gave it to Kelly. Today, Kelly, you're fucking made her cry today. I didn't make her cry. She looked at me. She texted me right here. It says, Yannis is making me cry. Why, what I say? No, no, no.

Are you serious? No, I'm a good actor. I'm a New York actor. I'm a New York actor. No. That's what I call myself now. I think, yeah, I think you have really, you know, you're good teeth. No, you have a good acting ability I remember when I first saw you doing all those accents and stuff like that. Oh, no, huh?

Just gave them ammunition for me. No, no, I'm saying like you're really good and you have a lot of courage I could never do it. I could never move to another country and you can't move to another city So thank you for you know always want to have him you on or whatever whoever is responsible for it. Robert. She's actually the first one to tell me to have you on. Yeah. And I appreciate it. And I think Kelly is a good person. I do. I think she puts up a lot of shit. I think she balances the show up. The show out very well. And gives you guys a lot of fodder. And she takes it. And she's be missed and you're gonna be missing New York City

So good luck in Australia. Go do what you do. It's great. Love you very much. Dan, you whatever you say, can you not use the word fodder? Well, you know, I don't want to give any fodder for you guys. Kelly, uh... When things started, I just thought you were some regular book Thought you were gonna be some women man. Thank you, man God's eggs Happening to this family Kelly you

You you've always been so sweet and easy to talk to and I can always you know come to you and talk to you about stuff and you've always been so supportive And I appreciate it. Oh, fuck you laughing at he's checking his Twitter. Well you get off your phone Get off your phone You're all you put your phone away, but Kelly you're gonna disconnect it at put your phone away So I don't know this isn't that sentence you're coming away. Then when I see. Put your phone away. And when I see, when you come back, you know, I'll make fun of you for leaving. Okay. And then you're coming back, thank you for that.

Can you guys re-enact the first time you met, like, when you sucked your dick, when she comes back, the first time you see each other again? A hey big boy! Why does she talk like a truck stop? She is good as she is. But you're a sweetheart, and don't listen to any of these animals. It would be fine. don't listen to these animals Adrian you go before Joe

I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding no interruption from you fucking jackals. I agree with you. Go ahead I do I want to do I want to do it. Yes a pass I don't feel like I like it It feels very good try fucking stop. We're gonna call I won't call tech just say something We all said something imagine your voice on a phone Just kidding. I love I can't look at you. You're crying. I'm gonna cry and I'm gonna be the kiss. That's cry Cry feel it. I love you. I love I love the show so much and you're gonna have to get the kiss. That's cry. That's cry. Cry, feel it. I love you. I love the show so much and you're such a,

you're the most integral part of the show other than Bobby and that's debatable. We've done shows without you. We've never done a show without killing it. Oh wait, no, we did the mod that was amazing. It was the best mod. I mean, seriously, read the review. Yeah.

You were right. I can't believe it. It's huge spiking, listenership. You were a huge spike in a list internship. I felt, I mean, a different comedic win that I've never had. No, it's going to be a different show. It's a different band. It's going to be different. I'll miss you.

It's like a tambourine player left the band. It's not bad. It's not the same. It's not the same. I'm going to miss you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

And I'll miss you and That's all I got You got some tissues. No, let this happen. I like that she's just covered it's not I'm a lot of shoes. What's use is her friends mean drawings to wipe her Between you We're not gonna need it anymore. Can I please see that one? Let me see.

No, just this. Is this Joe? Jesus Christ. Oh my God. This guy wants a fist fight, Joe. This guy has a fist fight. I was farting and sprang it at her. Jesus.

God, you look like you just survived an accident. You're going to go to your muscle mass. God, keep making them they're hilarious. You've been hawking. It looks like you should be swallowing this fish. I'm gonna, on a pier. Hmm, it's already here, guys. I'm gonna take my shirt off.

I'm gonna take my shirt off after this podcast. I'll show you guys what a man looks like. I'll see. Hi, Kelly. Bobby. Yep. Um, I, uh, thank you so much. Yeah, you, you, um, yeah. I Kelly Bobby. Yep. I Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, you

I mean, I mean, I probably say it all for a bit. I mean, I know I'll be back. It's I mean, I in six months time I'll know more. Yeah, but I'm well we're gonna have to talk about that. But yeah, thank you so much. I thought you were back in six months. Yeah, Kelly. You know, the main everything It's it's fine. You're still gonna be part of the show. You're still gonna be, you know, helping out a little bit, transferring everything over. Wait, hold for a second, you're coming back in six months? What the fuck is all this for? I doubt she does. All right, yeah.

Anyway, when I, thank you, I just, I don't know, I have no words, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you so much. You got it. I didn't when I moved here. I didn't Oh, that was so sweet. You got it. You got it. When I moved here, I had nothing I had no I had no family No friends. I don't have anywhere. I was heavier than I had no to live like it was pretty fucking brutal right and then you know and somehow I managed to fucking be able to live and breathe. And this is the best thing that's ever happened to me

because of you, the best thing. And you are the, I said that they were the kindest, but you are the most generous kind of person. And I don't think anyone in the room can argue. I don't know anyone more giving and more or less think of others than fucking you. Right. It's incredible.

I feel bad for people that don't know you. I feel bad for them. Right, I love you, bump. And here's the thing, you really helped this. What? What's wrong? You bump, what is your great partner? Where you going?

I was too much, I gotta go. What do you mean? I gotta go. Well, it's too much. That whole interaction. Why? You don't think I'm generous? Just kindness.

I mean, that's ridiculous. You don't think I'm the kindest? You physically attacked me. I've been watching you. I just kind of I mean that's ridiculous. You don't think I'm the kind of life you physically attacked me I've been watching you almost murder scope Oh, I mean I want you make Kelly cry a dozen and a half times never made her cry. Are you kidding me? You have you have you made her cry I Never made her cry not when you're in the room, but right after I imagine

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Would you guys better fucking be there? The beginning of October, Chris Scropos gonna be there too. He has the honor and the privilege of you being in the same room as Bobby Kelly, Robert Kelly live, Robert Kelly live, Robert Kelly live. Got to see you later, buddy. All right.

What do you got, Janice? I'll be at bananas next weekend and Then please go to my website and check with the upcoming tour dates Yannis papas dot net back in New York City back in New York City Great to be here great to be back on this show great great to have you back buddy. Thanks for coming in man of course anytime Damn, what do you got? Dan sort of calm. I will be Damn, what do you got? Uh, dance order.com. I will be uh, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, on. You don't give a fuck about your plugs. Hey, bro, right? Hey, bro. It's fucking great. Yeah, it is Kelly's gone already and we're fighting. I think it's great dance order. I come there you go at dance order on Twitter

Joe yo list of maniacs. I will have list of mania t-shirts for sale as soon as Robert gets back to me and fucking helps me out t-shirts for sale as soon as Robert gets back to me and fucking helps me out the kindest person in history I'm dying. I have no money. I have people emailing me asking if they can give me money I don't know how to get do it Bobby's like I'll help you out there I'll take care of it. I haven't heard from him because he's got a raise a kid and headline and more shit So look for list of mania t-shirt. Oh, yeah,, it's gonna die. The show is gonna die. We gotta go. It's gonna flourish, you soon as you come. Kelly, go to my website robbercallylive.com for all my dates.

We got Copenhagen next week, we got comics, we got bananas, we got a bunch of shows. Go to robbercallylive, go to my dates, spread the word, tweet them, fall, these guys show up live. What do you guys want to say? Hurry up, I want to thank the star. We're back, go ahead. I want to thank the stand real quick. They donated tickets and I guess to pick up some uncles charity golf outing tomorrow So that was nice. I don't know what you have how can we have them promoted on the show? Oh, it's cuz it's I don't know

It's a thing they don't want me to promote it like that. Okay Count on a liar You liar, I don't fuck with anything scopus family or friends You liar. I don't fuck with anything scopos family or friends. Yeah, cuz you know what I'm saying. Oh, it's a lie. Yeah, these guys don't want the promotion like that. Under the table.

Yeah, they want to promote it themselves if you know what I mean. Let me take care of this. There you go. Hey, like that, yo. Bobby, you look Asian. Yeah, fucking pretty good. That drawing is a liar. Alright. That drawing is a liar

Kelly what are you gonna do? What do you get besides a plane? Take it about That's me America or tried That's the name of the episode goodbye America. I tried She's flying a big pair of white panties Draw that I want I want to I want to map America Kelly on a boat with the back of the boats as I tried The I tried she's gonna be back. That's what the whole thing is be back in two weeks

People try to do this big thing now when they're like I'm leaving Oh, no, Jake brain don't know when I'll be picking six months Probably five we didn't even talk about the derosia stuff with Oh, I got a lot to say about that really I don't know what happened with the Rosa stand with list stand with list um okay Kelly what what else thank you all right thank you

Kelly Kelly you've been awesome great taking a lot of shit yep absolutely dealt with that fucking zoo animal Lewis J Gomez it's aged you a couple years but you know what? You're tough for a fork. You might have PTSD. Well, you dealt with me too, and you've worked your ass off,

and I really, you have, you're a big part of the show. You know that, and you're always listening to me. Always welcome back. Thank you so much. Always, okay? So don't worry about, you always have a seat here. Might be on the couch or in the other room, but you always have a seat here. I mean, you always do. So don't worry about you always have a seat here might be on the couch or in the other room But you always have a seat here. I mean that you always do so don't worry about this place. All right

You'll never lose your spot here. Please don't text me if I'm watching you with rooms. Yeah, and don't Yeah, you got it. Yeah, don't email me big long letters. Just get to the point. All right and redo my card Like buy another card and redo it. I want to be the kindest Kelly Vistuka, Yeah. Jonas Poppus, Dan Soda, Joe List,

Scopo, Yeah. Good buy America. You have to ask Fat Arms. Fucking dude on the couch. Fat Arms. You're finding the fucking asshole. This guy's the meanest guy in the room.

Yeah. Like, do this all. By the way, he just systematically picked all of us off. And the one that's the best is Lewis. Yeah, well, he's smart, because he got the zoo animal on his side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Guys, thanks so much for listening to another episode.

Oh, you know what, dude? You guys are the fucking best fans in the world. I really appreciate you spreading the world. The show's getting bigger and bigger every week. And if you don't like listening to the show, go fuck yourself. Goodbye. con volotea la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincín de aventuras desperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelas desde Madrid, a Murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea.

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