Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Horse Sh*t Board

Episode Date: July 14, 2014

Robert is joined by Monroe Martin, Mark Normand, Dante Nero, Luis J Gomez and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Dante. Yeah. What's going on? Is here. We have Mark Norman. Get to be back. Who is wider than Dante. And then we have Monroe.

Hey. One of my favorites. Who is darker than everybody in here. Darkness, the darkness. Moe, Moe. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're a fucking eight feet tall. I thought he meant my voice. I said no, no, no, put the mic up, dumb dumb,

because Mark's head's cut off too, you fucking. I can go lower as well. No, you're not going lower. He needs to put the mic up dumb dumb because Mark's head's cut off too you fucking I can go lower as well No, you're not going lower. He needs to put the fucking camera up the camera is just low Keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going Right there fine stop there you go perfect Hey, Monroe can you get shorter? Can you chop? Can you kneel for this podcast? Scoop, what doesn't want to walk over there and put the camera up?

Hey, can you just sit on a No, no fucking I just take the hit you fucking cuss. It's an Indian style. Roll, lower your chair. A foot in the house. I just already down. Fucking asshole. You can put your chair back up if it's more comfortable.

It was. Okay, it was. I don't know why you had to get fucking silly about it. Nezel bent. It was. Hey, I'm really having a meeting, guys. Is it, how is it comfortable? Yeah the two are more comfortable than the old chairs now in the couch you know the couch was great you love the couch yeah see there's

a problem with the couch you ready with the couch whoever sat on the couch would you really did I only found a couch like I said what you mostly did uh-huh you guys the second half of the show you guys got too comfortable you fall sleep yeah that's no good for us We call that the bill does His vines are the worst Do you know girl does it? I know Bill well. I didn't know he has a busy doing a lot of vines Unfortunately, he does a lot of vines. He's more tend to his vines and his daughter

Sorry last episode just for you people who don't know his vines and his daughter. Ah! She's so back. Sorry. Last episode, just for you people who don't know. I found out this motherfucker has a 14-year-old. She's 14 or 17. Did he know who? Oh, she's 14. I mean, she's 14. A 14-year-old beautiful daughter.

Did he know that or did he find her? Yeah, he knows. And he's been friends with her for 14 years. He doesn't tell any of his other friends. Then he has a daughter as a friend. That was so fucking crazy. It's funny because Rondeo found out he had a 13-year-old, since he was already 13. And he just found out. He found out like the last year. Now here's the big question. Does Rondeo want us to know that?

Oh, Rondeo, he's claiming he has a school. I mean, he wasn't sure. Right. Rondeo has a tendency to fuck random fat girls. He's claiming he's cool. I mean, you know, he wasn't sure right no the round I was a tendency to fuck random fat girls. I think we all have that tendency. Yeah, I've been there No, I've been to Sam. Here's no college in Texas. I fucked the I fucked a nice fatty over there once Dude, I had a big chick there one time. I remember she came in my room. I had Doritos Sad on the edge of the bed. She called me up. She's like, what are you doing? Oh my god? I'm just eating Doritos. She goes, you want me to come over? I go I guess She came over she sat on the edge of my bed and ate Doritos wait with one little like just an index finger in the thumb

She pinch him out like a little two-year-old would like you know like they're learning to put she grabbed him put him in and then She reached over when she was done eating Doritos and grabbed my dick, ripped my sweat pants off. They were like the pull-offs. Oh, yeah. That's all you heard. Grab my dick, started playing with it. And then I, she lied on the bed, I got on top of her. That's where I came up with that joke. Well, you know, I like a fat chick, not too fat. I don't want, I want both my knees to touch the side of the bed. I don't want it to be like fucking on an upside down canoe. That's where I got to jump from. Because both of my knees, I was in balance to see the tower.

I kept falling one way or the other. Did you give her the hotel number or did you just leave a trail of Dorita? She smelled them? I, uh, yeah. I was like, they smell like cheetos. Yeah, she blew me. She blew me and I remember I stopped in the middle of the first time ever I've stopped a blow job in the middle of the first time ever I've stopped a blow job in the middle of the first time ever I've stopped a blow job in the middle of the first time ever I've

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She was on top, yeah. No, her place was discussing. We had to move. I saw you off her bed. I saw you have sex. I saw you that night that you left there when they came. I came up to the club and you were like a House was nasty her house was I took a video of her house to my friends and I was like we're coming to get you now

It was like hoarders like it was just guss and she had Yeah, like sandwiches like a old sandwich on her bed Chips with it like an old sandwich on her bed, chips, pizza boxes. Yeah, I'm so sure you weren't fucking leaving. So how did that? And her mattress was like so worn out

that we was like fucking in the middle and it was just clapped in the throat. Like Willie Walker and the jolly's a grandfather mattress. I'm like, who's fucking on a soft shot? Oh my God. Jesus Christ Puerto Rican from 1997. Oh, my God. 1997. Wow. Do you

drop an album? LL cool funk master? What the fuck are you? We're just joined. What's up with Hill? What's up? Some deadyos. Deadyos. Wow. Wow. Jesus Christ. What's up? Cool, Moldi. What's up, motherfucker? Where'd you get these? What fucking woman did you get these glasses from? First of all, I'm coming in here today.

There's a bunch of non-regulars, okay? So I don't want them to see my eyes. It's like a poker game, right? That was the worst improv you've ever done. Do you mean my fucking rattle? He planned that one. Yeah, that was terrible. He knew he was going to shit on his drag queen glasses.

It's not over here. The rattle's over there. We keep the rattle over there. These are my pens We don't your rattles doesn't stay on my desk. I have changed. You want to shake that? Yeah, he looks like he's gonna I wish I wish I wish I wish Lewis had changed Your soul your soul Puerto Rican Reddy wow you really look like a Puerto Rican today. Oh, yeah Like you have a eye stigma Yeah, you look like the evil ghost in ghosts. Tell on are you guys just gonna let him say eye stigma? Look at him. Yeah

I'll yell at his fucking his producer. I'm not you Dante. Like, I was his name. What was his name? Harry. Harry, I'll yell at Harry. I'm not yelling at Dante. So you're gonna take me to La Tia La Dapma, the fuck up. How many minutes of Dante starts pouring sweat, do they? Haha. I can throw it in the seat.

I can throw it in the seat. Ah, I can throw it in the seat. I can throw it in the seat. Ah, I can throw it in the seat. Ah, I can throw it in the seat. So anyways, we got a great show today. I want to thank a couple people really quick. Heather Griggs, thank you so much

for the beautiful card you sent me. It was very nice of you to do that. She was congratulating me on my special, and I want to thank all you guys who came out to the show. Once again, you guys are a pack in the house. That was the scariest thing. If I couldn't fill a fucking 200 cedar twice in one night, my in my basically my second hometown, I'm fucked.

But we're gonna get into it today. This is the show, Christi is Stefano, right? No, Christi is Stefano. I always fuck up that name. Just the Fod, the Stefano. Cause you got Mikey doing your mind. I do, I do.

Wrong guy. I need What wow Listen to this Mikey D There's a lot of shit. I hope I hope you run that like I hope you fuck it fuck me I got to bend down already around my fucking I just mumbled it I gave up with a good one, but I fucking stumbled I was like I hope you run in fun I hope you run into a real rattlesnakes fuck me. I still fucked it up two times. I tried to switch it up Chris will get AIDS eventually though. Yeah, I hope he gets the new AIDS

But it's like the one they can't cure not the match Yeah, like a fucking brand new double strand. Oh, you have a Chris the girls like cancer aids But they're dope like I would be proud to get aids from In a Brazilian threesome the other day the other day. What? No, I'll take you back, you might get eight. Yeah, eight. Yeah, that's the eight.

Yeah. First of all, I've done it in three, so I paid for it, but I did it. Same thing. Wow. That was beautiful. Mm-hmm. Can't get eight twice. That's a joy of eight.

All right, there you can. How would have they, I wonder now that they can kind of cure eights? I have some, just went back on the gutter. I would brand new. They would come up with a new string. A new string? A string. A string. A string. A string. A new ice five up with a new string. I knew a string string strand strand

Five best a five S five the big the bigger screen aids There's a better camera aids And the multi-tasking I'll do it on comedy three aids with Siri if you don't take those glasses off I'm gonna pay Dante a $3,000 to smash your face. You have him and Rotake your super glasses off. Not him. If you fucking black nerd comedy go fuck yourself. Oh!

Oh! Blurred alert. Blurred! Ah! Ah! Ah! That's a fuck! Those glasses really fucking give you an attitude.

Man, of course they're bugging you because they're fucking, they were worn by a woman in Beverly Hills cop too. He's just like a wiggie tone artist. Fucking Chanel Homo. He's Daddy Yankee. He's just like Kippel. I think Pippel. I know.

He's not. Pippel's been on TV. That was the best part. When he was on Lascaux, Danny, I know Pitbull's been on TV That's the best part is even when he was on last go extending. I was happy for him He's like, yeah, man this night. Yeah, everybody watch and he went and told us the best Tonight and even You build on the wrong night Remember the week before they're like, yeah, you're on this week's second segment. And I was like, I wasn't gonna tell anybody

because I didn't wanna, I've heard so many stories about you getting edited out. So I wasn't gonna tell anybody, but they emailed me. And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna tell my aunt, she's 75, she's gonna die in a couple of years. She needs to see me on TV at one point. 75, so I called her. I called her, she had a genetic, yeah.

I remember the time. I called her again, he called her again. She's actually 78. So I called her out by tell Tyler and then they fucking edited me out And then by the way, she didn't even call me for like she didn't call me. Yeah, it was more embarrassing for her She didn't want to face me first of all it's more embarrassing for you that she's gonna watch Initially, right if she's 78 she's going to bed at six She's not staying up to see you get kicked off something

Again, well that's exactly the point. It's like I'm living my poor aunt's stay up till 10 o'clock at night to watch the last comment. It's like she's never watched prime time TV. That's my point is she did. Come on, let's 10. She wasn't gonna do. If you run it fucking foreign the afternoon, I don't think she'd watch.

She might stay up for evening shade. I don't know about it. Or jailed. He looked like Porter Robocop. Dante's not making jokes on this one, huh? Hey, first of all, don't tickle him. Don't fucking smash him and then tickle him to get him on your side like a fucking lion By the way, did you see that the lion the lion's fucking I did a tech and a lion tamer?

No finish that sentence you fucking degenerate. You see the lion fucking Keep on you said fucking like some whatever see the lion fucking that guy was a whole other video I have a video you know somebody fucked a lion There's somebody fucked a lion. I think there's some, we look, we fucked horses, we fucked goats, we fucked sheep. They fucked dogs, somebody fucked a chicken. There's somebody tried to fuck a lion.

You have to fuck a lion with a sleep. Well, I don't think you're fucking one of the sleep, I think you're tranquilizing. I think you catch a lion and you track it. You get down. Not fully, you want him, you want him, you want a hair. You know what I mean? That's a purr want him, you want him, you want him. You want a hair. You know what I mean?

That's a purr. Yeah, you're not going to get hard with. Just a sling. Yeah, you need a hair. Does anybody get pissed off about like those hot young girls like go hunting? Like, does that one chick in the meeting? She's like one, two, one girl.

I'm going to go from fucking the Align Attack video. If she's fucking the line, to fucking this broad, what are you, topic friendly? My chik's been out of town, so I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos. Yeah, that is that where you call it? She called fucking She-Mail videos. We know, we knew what you were doing there, man.

You're gonna turn the volume down on you, because you're two people going suck my cock. No, you suck my cock. No, you suck it. No, you say. We're both suckers. Isn't that a bummer on those female videos when the one of them's bigger than yours? The dick? We should all show them all. Alright, I want to say it. I gotta watch this one Filipino guy. Yeah, that I beat you.

Yeah, yeah, they got some big ones on those ladies. Um, yeah, they do have some fucking savage ones who has a real big one um what's your name uh this a fucking big one that I follow on Twitter Jesus Christ I remember the first time I saw a dick I almost cried that's the worst yeah it's like what are you doing with that yeah like gonna lady a lady yeah you can't even get that cut off that would like you lose half your blood oh I think I know know you're talking about. Jessica Kierson. All right.

First of all, I don't endorse that joke. No one does. I make fun of her all the time. People always go, oh, easy, buddy. Yeah, because she's a really awesome person. Well, so is Lewis, but we should know. Oh, he's not. That's right.

He's one of the worst. He's rolling in with Kuma. He has Kuma D glasses on. Yeah, yeah. OK. Lady Gaga glasses. That's glasses on yeah, okay lady Gaga glasses You thought cool. Mo D didn't work and you thought lady Gaga was gonna run Thank you for saving my bomb How much teamwork makes the dream work? It's got like check it with sigma glasses again. I'm gonna do it again

How much they close what do you got five bro? Let me take some photos anybody in the chat room there fucking sailor nobody in the chat room out There you go get a gun shot get that fat arm That's too good out here. We need some fat arm. Yeah, where is fat stewker? She's in Italy right now eating ham Eating them out of brajuto. Hello, you have more ham please. More ham. I want more ham. I like the place. You got a cell. I want a cell and ham. Daddy, I want more ham and I want it now. You fucking cow.

You know what, she is out there right now. Just sodium in her neck and fucking under her, fucking armpits, she's fucking snorting spaghetti. Huh, she's just sucking that uncircumcized, crooked Italian caucus out there. She's blowing a guy on a vest, but right now. She's blowing a pick pocket right now Thank God she's just making an Australian look bad

She's bought a pick pocket at the airport. I did not take a know you'll want it I'm gonna suck your dick off to spoof to you in your wallet That's my passport. I'm gonna not make it back to Bobby's forecast. Please, I'll suck your dick. I'll just help her to be if her plane went down. Dude, what's wrong? Why did that fuck? Will you take the glasses off? Take the glasses off.

First of all, take the glasses off. How much will it cost for you to take those glasses off of physical? $5. Listen to me, I won't let you, Dante. Dante, you may be able to kick everyone's ass in the room, right? You know, maybe I will not said he I said maybe able to what but what it's definite. Oh, please turn the cameras on I will go down I will go to fighting. Yeah, no shit

But you'll go down. Yeah, no, let me tell you something dude like no, fuck please tell me something Norman would be an easy guy To just punch in the Side of the head because that'd be that Dante knows that I would have to go down fighting He would have a battle in Louis, Jenga, oh, man You know what he wouldn't cuz I'd be helping him as soon as you went to fight back I'd suck a punch you in the back You'd be at a breath before you got across this table. I would The bond and a ghost the the first one that gets it first one was in a joke. It was a fat

It was a fat It landed on Kelly instead of a Bombiana has instantly go to her fucking microphone. It smelled chocolate and fucking hammer. I should the stink of her last bomb is on her mic Yeah Move it further up your mic. There we go. All right, so anyways, we're having a lot of fun. I gotta tell you something Bob. I thought Rachel fine-stein last night. I'm a big fan. Wait her or her great voice. Bobbi, it's good to see you, Bobbi. Look at my cleavage. Is that your talent show, Rachel? Your talent show? But Leave it. Is that your talent show, Rachel? Your talent show? Ha ha ha. Um, but uh, Ha ha ha.

She was saying how, uh, how you used to be like a hot guy. I had no idea. She was like, oh, and Bobby was at the cellar we were all like, all the girls were like, holy shit. I thought I had no idea. I had no idea.

To have the head shot to show it though. Here's a thing though. I couldn't tell was him. Here's a thing though. Here's a thing. I thought when he brought this up, it was gonna be something nice about me, and I prepared my psyche for it to receive a a nice thing and he slapped me right in the face

I mean that you had a good run. I did have a good run now I'm just a fucking horse in a stable with a saddle And my wife she rides me around in a circle in the backyard and then puts me back in the fucking barn at night And I sit there while she's in the house with the kid eating fucking mac and cheese I'm gonna suck that dick. I'm gonna suck it. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna suck a dick get caught and go suck dicks Why I want a fan base. That's what I want. I want I want a people all right like you you fucking you got a people Well black people no, no, no, no uncle Tom, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you know, there's a lot of crazy shit going on. I did see that video of the lions attacking the guy They were it was like first of all you know when they have the circus

There's like one or two lions maybe these fucking lunatics had like nine lions in the same real-ass circus and they were male Like for them were males Yeah, ringlings what ringly brothers. Oh, it was enough. I refused to answer you say it correctly the Ringling brothers, oh, it was a nice. I refused to answer to you you wiggling brothers motherfuckers Give me some whipple Bapum banana Bapum Wingly blood is motherfucker. Lamar you big dumbass Who that

I The wrangling brothers, well there was and then this one lion this fucking this was a lion sorry if we lost internet for some reason you know bobby's wing on burger stance fucking baa well i wish that bomb made the air

sorry recording this is a podcast it did boo so anyways yeah there was a bunch of fucking lions in there There's one lion said go fuck yourself and a tactic guy and once you're wounded you got a limp Once you limp and and you limp and backwards the other lines like oh shit Yeah, you don't want to you want you limp and you don't limp backwards and here's the thing They had a guy with a hose that was kind of saving the day, but the hose wasn't long enough to go all the way around so he could only save you if you were

in a six foot radius. I missed. Yeah, well, the hose was working. The hose was working. But the dude, the door was out of the hose reach. I'm sure there was a five foot run you had to make. And there was, but there's a thing, there was like nine lions. So you couldn't, every time there's a five foot one.

Oh, so they were just, they were fucking, one would come out this way and they'd hose that one. That one would sneak, these are fucking, these are the top pret, this is apex predator shit. Yeah, the guy, it's like a fucking studded blue gay outfit He's sparkling Slashed up in a fucking gay outfit He looks like a fucking piece of meat from heaven

Like God, sit down Hee-he And he gets, he gets, he walks like a good pig into the door Cause he kept getting bit And he kept, then he kept limping more and more And they, well, then they got him out and then he attacked another motherfucker and they just were attacking people.

Wow. And you couldn't get to the door because every time he went for the door, there'd be a motherfucking lion. I go shit, but the girl, one, they wouldn't attack the girl for some reason. Interesting. They wouldn't go after this fucking broad.

She was walking around like you know They just kept going after guys And they would wound you as soon as they wound you you're fucking done Because the guy was probably a fucking dick first of all those lions They probably shot them in the head and they're all fucking somebody's carpets right now after that right because they don't just let Animals attack people, but the dude was probably like abusive to the fucking lions And they were like an ordered a break. That's what they do I just had a I just had a topical joke that I didn't say because I didn't want to get fired, but go ahead

But yeah, they don't kill animals, but go ahead and when they attack you go ahead. Yeah, they do What you got that I was saying they do oh, I get it. I get it. Anyway, sorry. Let's move on from that. I mean, a lot of shit happened. They don't tag women, I didn't know that. What? They don't tag women. They do, but they didn't, which was weird. But I think she was strong.

Like, she was walking around like, and she probably wasn't a fucking cock to them. You know what I mean? Like, she probably loved them a lot. Probably was on a period. If it was on a period, they won't attack them. That's bullshit. You just made that up. Yeah, I probably loved the one on a period. If you want an period, they want to tackle. That's bullshit. I know. Yeah. I was like, they can see a lot of blood.

I kind of believed him the way he sold it. I was like, Dante's worked with lions before. Well, he's an ex-Pimp. So, yeah, that's like, that's like a sly in the bitch. This, this bitch gets special sauce on her pussy. Yeah. That's a Wednesday mashup. So saw some her pussy. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a Wednesday mashup. So anyways, we're gonna wind up fucking talking about this. I think, I don't know how far we're gonna get into it. Oh boy. I don't know how everybody feels about it. And, you know, the whole thing with OP and Anthony. Mm. What happened?

He's been in Puerto Rico the whole time. Yeah, recording the hobo behind those sunglasses. That's when he goes to Puerto Rico. As soon as you put those sunglasses on, you don't pop, but don't pop, don't act, bleeky, cool,

no. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, slinging a goya product. I believe. That's what I hope happens after the show. You go out, you get into some fight with somebody, the cops show up and they say, take the glass, so if you go, no.

And they go, take your fucking glasses off. Are you going to jail? And then you have to take them off in front of all of us, and then we laugh at you. And then they fall and I step on them. That'll probably break once it falls. Quite a scenario. That's my scenario.

Yeah, those glasses I'm breaking. I'm not going to let you guys hurt me today. What? I've turned a That's my scenario. Yeah, those glasses I'm breaking. I'm not gonna let you guys hurt me today What I've turned a corner in my life. Oh, his glasses are a safety blanket Space you're projecting you can you do me a favor? Can you turn a corner in your act? We get it you put a rig and we like Louis C. I just had a kid. Boba Boba Boba Your balls are we're Bob look at my hat without dad. We don't have we don't have we don't have do to do to do Are you writing these down pick pocket? Can't wait for that seller audition I

I love to see you go on with those, hey, what's up, SD? I do not like looking at myself and your glasses. So, what's up, SD? So, what happened, Opie and Anthony, what was the fucking craziness? You know, everybody knows a story. You know, it's so funny. Here we are doing the show. And we have it a fucking blast.

And I love doing the show, because we can talk about whatever we want, we go wherever we want, all in the vein of being funny. Vain of being funny. I think. What, yeah. Hey, what he said. What he said before me. That was a dramatic pause by the way. Yeah. So let me have it. I grant you to drive a truck through it. It was a little

big. It was a little big. But you know what? A little big. But let me have it. Okay. Let me have a couple. Just I hope you don't. Yeah. And you know, a good friend of mine, Anthony, who I loved dearly. it was one of the funniest guys on the planet. I'm gonna fuck who you are. He is the funniest guy in radio, the fastest guy on the west, and he's one of the nicest guys on the fucking planet, okay? Wannup having a fucking shitty incident happen in New York City, which could happen any

of us, which has happened to me in the past? I've had fucking bad situations go down in New York You never know when it's gonna happen and you never know the outcome But in this day and age which sucks There's no pause in us anymore We don't have a pause button. There's no Let me call a friend. Let me deal with this, let me fucking talk to my chick or my pal. There's let's go right to the fucking internet

and tell a million people that we don't fucking know everything about our lives. Oh, exactly the instant it happens, which I fucking hate, I fucking hate it. You need a moment, you need a second, you need that in life, because we all fucking do and say things we don't mean we all Fucking get heated. We all fucking lose our cool shit happens to everybody and You know and it should be shared with the people that you trust in love not with fucking everybody not with random strangers

Not with the fucking world of people, you don't even fucking know. And the fact is, is there's people out there waiting to fucking pounce on you and make you feel like shit, attack you and tell you how fucking stupid you are for using your wrong, for spelling your wrong. There's somebody waiting to fucking attack you.

Never mind saying all this other bullshit, okay? Spelling you're wrong. There's somebody waiting to fucking attack you never mind Saying all this other bullshit, okay? So it's fucking sucks and one of the fucking greatest shows Radio shows ever. I don't give a fuck who you are The one of the funniest shows in the world ever ever happen has suffered a fucking blow I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know where it's going. I support every single person on the show involved in it because they're my friends over the fucking 10 years. Okay, from Sam Roberts to fucking Eric to Roland to Jim, to OP, to Anthony, to the interns, Troy, everybody. Travis is family, their families, I know them. And it's a fucking, it's a terrible thing that happened. And I know the fans are

fucking pissed and they don't know what to do. And they, they don't know who to trust. They don't know what's going on I Get it you're mad at me. You're mad at every comic that was on the show that no, we're not you know painting signs and you're going down the street and you know Doing what you think we should do and then there's people that think where racist and where fucked up for supporting Anthony or letting him be our friend Everybody's getting attacked for this one incident one night Somebody did something

Maybe wrong and somebody attacked back and then you lost your shit on Twitter and Can you I think you should let me finish hang on one second. What the hang let me finish this you fucking We're gonna interrupt the fucking dude on an independent stay at the end. What is the president? Oh excuse me, you'll probably be that guy. I'm gonna pick up my daughter. I have something to say. I didn't pick up my daughter.

She gets out of school in a minute. Can you hear it? Is that here? This, this is the essence of it right here though, as you can get as serious as you want in funny. Stay in the funny. Right. If you're in the funny,

you we can say what we want, because we don't fucking mean it, everything we say. We don't, I don't think Anthony's a racist at all. I know him. I've seen black people in this house. Not many. They're cleaning. They're with the help. They know a lot about Apple computers. But listen. Well, what you want to do is you want to get the good good bites.

And, uh, um, but what are you going to say? Well, I don't think everybody knows what the incident is. First of all, you're black. Go ahead. Okay. I don't think everybody knows what the incident is. First of all, you're black. Go ahead. OK. I don't think everybody knows what the incident was. What the brownies. Maybe his black friends. I just want people listening.

Going, yeah. What was the parameters of the incident? Go to the door, just bust. What are you doing? You got one fucking. Where can we do a rosy? I think it was that. What's the door?

I don't think everybody knows what the incident was. Maybe can we do a dramatic rant? OK. Were you playing Anthony? I mean, is the chick that hit him? I don't know if I want to do that. I don't know if I want to do that. I don't think I want to do it as already live.

I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. They fucking black around. They're crazy. I don't know. I tell you why I don't want to do that. If this wasn't as serious as it is, people forget that,

like I heard one guy on the fucking, you guys, the industry stinks. It's like, dude, it's not, you're making it like the industry is this one guy. The industry is the business that we're in. The business, we get paid by the industry, we're all in the industry. The industry's not bad, okay?

It's not the bad guy in this situation, okay? So we can't go and say the fucking industry. Who the fuck is that? Juice. This. He. He. He.

He. He. He. No, rattle. No, rattle. He's. He's rattle no rattle She's rattle you have the rattle time. There we go. Oh shit was at a rattle that rattled my fucking my my rib cage Well, there's my cheeks are getting involved in the industry. I just I know there. They're not looking at you anyway I just try to fight like a Hitler crowd in the background They'll have their own rattles. Hitler would have had a rattle.

I think everybody was wrong in the situation. The chick was wrong for punching. That's unacceptable. She should be arrested right away. I don't know why she's not in trouble. He shouldn't have said they're not people. That was bad. You shouldn't have pointed at Merot.

You shouldn't have pointed at Merot. Here, you're less dark, so I went to the darker. Oh my God. And then, and they shouldn't have fired him either. Because he did, he did what he did. I don't even think when he said they're not people, that he was talking about black people. I think he was talking about those individuals.

It's crazy. Oh, man. Yeah. That he was talking about black people. I think he was talking about those individuals crazy Yeah, yeah, out of context and me and meaning all people what it was what if he meant all fat bitches Yeah, but what he meant? Yeah, I think he did mean black people But he meant it and do when you look when you're angry and you have a site No, but hold on listen, I don't think it is the racist. I don't think he's actually You know you are. You are racist. So when you're pissed off and you're in a pissed off state, you say crazy shit and you try to say hurtful shit.

You, dude, if I fucking get into an argument with anybody, I'm gonna look for the most hurtful shit you can say. So when you're pissed off, I don't know that he necessarily wasn't talking about black people, but I don't think that that has anything to do with his job at serious action. Here's a take-off. Here's a take-off. We're shit on the air, by the way. But the problem. Oh, listen, but in don't think that that has anything to do with his job at serious action. Here's a take-off.

Here's a take-off. Here's a take-off. We're just sitting on the air, by the way. But the problem. Oh, listen, but in the funny. Yeah, yeah, I'm a fan of the show. Yeah, in funny. Look at, man.

Anthony, as we look at, we all play roles on a show. You know, Bob, these are buttered. I knew, I just about to say somebody's going to come over to the fat joke. I was just about to fucking try to... For that. a fat joke. I was just about to fuck it try to For that I have a hard time saying for it I have to take my time I don't think it was wrong I's two of us. I don't think it was wrong. I Think it was talking about those people right there

I'll win you a net out if you make fun of me again. By the way, that's more racist than anything after me said It actually is I don't know look at Anthony's gonna come out and he's gonna fucking Anthony's gonna come out and do a show He's gonna do a show and he's gonna tell us what the fuck you meant. Now here's it, I don't agree with everything he said. I don't. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you, but am I going to go and everybody wants us to do stuff? You know, you're attacking other comedians for not going, yeah, Anthony, look man, it was a fucked up thing that happened.

What do you, I don't know what you're talking about. You're making these specific points about what people have said. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about you're making these specific Points about yeah, what people have said. I don't People what what Anthony said yeah, I didn't read exactly what he said Oh boy, what do you say? No, that's a lot of tweets. I don't have I don't have do we have? Scopo can you read I don't you know what here's thing. But once something goes online, I'm going to say something. Here's a deal. I don't want to go through it again because I just don't. I don't want to, he said some fucked up shit about, he admitted that he said the end word,

which I think is the stupidest part of all of it. He actually said that he called her the end word. You're like, dude, you're not helping yourself. He didn't say it on Twitter? He didn't say it on But he did it doesn't matter what he said, you know, got him fired got him out. I don't think you should have been fired I think I don't I don't think that I don't think you should have said what he said Okay, I think here's a deal. I would have just took the beating and fucking shot my face That's not that's not right. I would have waited be punished. I would have just took the beating and fucking shot my face. What? That's not right.

I would have waited. It'd be fucking punished. I would have went on the show. Okay, fine. I agree with that, call the cops, but I would have went on the show and explained everybody what the fuck happened. And then I would have took another beating

for getting my ass kicked by a woman. Yep. You know what I mean? Which I'm really mad at, that we don't get to go on O and A and smash him for getting his ass kicked by a chick. Yeah, but black is equal as weak white man in terms of fighting. What do you mean?

That's good point. They could fight as well as a weak white man. So, are you fucking Indian? I want a weak white man. I want a weak white man. Like Yamanika. Oh, Yamanika would fuck Mark Norman out. I should be allowed one crowbar.

I want to see some more. Fuck beat the shit out of Mark No. Oh my God. And then fuck him in the ass. Well, he'll react was a lot wearing his glasses. Ha, ha, ha. I, uh, he's not. Oh, man, I opened for her once.

Woo, really? That was a beating. He was some less. He's still, he's got the big end. Oh, okay. Everybody at home, Louis already has it. Just in case you're wondering. Say something, Bobby, we don't have to.

We might as well make a shirt out of it. Yeah, a sleeveless shirt. 10 bombs in a row, she's gonna beach towel. Actually, you have to leave the show. And come back in 10 minutes later. Yeah, it's a fucking terrible thing. You guys should read the stuff, everybody's read it. And you know, look, I woke up to, you know, you're a piece of shit for not backing

Anthony. I didn't know what the fuck to say. You know, I can't. Well, that's what people said to you to ask us. Yeah, people will like you're an asshole. You sign the petition. They want us to cancel our subscription. Everybody to cancel the subscription to Sirius XM.

Which by the way, time I can say this, that's kind of fucked up because it's all the time out and just talk. We know how radio goes. You don't have to go, hang on, time out. We get it, just talk. You're done. Time out, I'm not done. Let me just finish this.

Hi, good. There are other people involved with the show that have jobs and families. For you to say, hey, everyone cancel the subscription. I'm not even being a dick here. No I don't think I think it should have gotten fired but you you're working within other people's parameters. You have a job you have a boss dude and when you there's responsibility there and if you want to just be your own boss there's nobody in

comedy there's nobody that's completely 100% in their own boss even the highest highest level you know what I'm saying. So it's like what do you mean who well like Adam Corolla stand hope is stand hope yeah but there's Joe Rogan no Joe Rogan has fucking parameters it he's not for UFC never he could he could he could lose a lot of shit if they said some crazy shit publicly stand up there's like literally four dudes you can name that have no connection to the industry or television or anything else they just do their own thing But that is a very very small set to you. We were talking about with this with the sterling thing we got into it a little bit in with the sterling thing and the bottom line is

whether or not you get caught Slippin saying something you lose your job. Yeah, I think it seems to me Let's do the show that serious didn't want to Resign them they were having bad contract negotiations and this was like Boom for them. Yeah, get him right out. I don't think so. I look at I think serious Serious why they it's a very popular show. Yeah, serious likes making money and serious wants shows that have listeners. And I don't think serious, you know, everybody's attacking serious too. It wasn't too much. I don't know where they go with this. You know what I mean? There was a lot of, I mean, what, what, what, what, what, what, you know,

the, the, the, the things that was, the things that was said. And then what was said the next day, it's like, you know, that, that they're very liable, you know what I mean? If something happens, you know, if this girl gets killed or if something happens, they're employing the guy, you know, who would cite this. Well, it's like, where are you gonna fucking go with that? You know, is everybody gonna, you know, lose their jobs?

I don't know what, let's see, here's what it is. I'm gonna say this, I don't know the right answer. I don't think he should have been fired. I think maybe it should have been talked about. I think it would have been a perfect opportunity to bring on the show and have the shit storm happen and have the people who think he's a racist call in and talk and the people that support him call. And let's have that dialogue Yes, and figure out where he was coming from because then you can always say look I fucked up Maybe I shouldn't have said that or you know here's what I meant by that and this is what you know

So we could have some clarification we get no clarification Everybody's running around with their chicken like a chicken with the head cut off and we're all fucking suffering Because Anthony one of the funniest guys in the world is not on radio where he belongs right now today. I mean, I know he had said the beast thing, something of beast thing, and I know he said these people of beast is something like that. I didn't know he dropped the M mom.

And we made it do it on Twitter. He didn't do it on Twitter. No, he just, he put, so how did they know he dropped the M mom? He admitted it on it on to it. He didn't do it on Twitter. No, he just be put. So how did they know he drew the M mom? He admitted it. I'm not a past. He did. He said on Twitter that he had said that in person. It's a rap. It's just no real argument for that. Really? It is not real. But I don't really care if somebody's fucking racist. Beatin it's a world Mark's brain is really good pointed like we put so much emphasis on these words I don't really care if somebody's fucking racist in the world. I don't really give a shit Do what you want to fuck your 30-footerigan, but that's not true. I don't really care I do care about a people punching people in the fucking face. You not make my shit racist. I was joking fake laughs

But this thing did why do we not care that there are people attacking people in the street? And if his retaliation is a girl, if it's a girl, if it's a girl, if it's retaliation girl, let me say this. If his retaliation is him saying some racist shit in a moment of him being heated to piss off, I know everybody in this room has said worse shit than that this person is an animal. Are you fucking kidding me, dude? Of course. But at the end of the day, I still don't know.

It wasn't specific to her though. If it was specific to her, I think we'd all be on the same page. What do you mean if it was specific to her? If it was it was in general. I think when he, I do think people have punched people in the face in the street. I think he's referring to her, but cunts. Right, okay.

Yeah, like I'm reading it. We know who the fuck knows what the way I write that. As a racial tone to it. We all know. assume the fuck knows what the racial tone to it we don't know Anthony of course he does and what he does Anthony is not a fucking racist but the thing that makes me think that he refers to himself as a white like once he brings out he said that white guy with a gun which is it was a white guy with a gun that which is ridiculous but i do a white guy with a gun reddle for that white money line white guys with a gun first of all

uh... as one shoot people right black guy if it was a black guy with a gun he would have knocked that bitch the fuck out it's a right yeah but that would have been where i'll start so yeah

but i'll stop it so but the the point is not you're saying, because people got attacked and that's, but people get attacked without racial, without racial epitats. That's what happens. You can't go, people get attacked. So that's what I'm concerned of. That's ridiculous. I'm talking, I'm not going to say that there's a word to it on earth because you said

some borderline racism. No, but you can't say, you can't say because if people get it, that's what you're worried about. That's not what you're worried about. People get attacked all the time. I'm more worried about being attacked than I am about somebody saying we're some resistance. What you're talking about, what I'm saying is,

and you have to look at this in the context. Don't tell me the way rather you call me a spec then punch me. Exactly, exactly. I agree, but there's certain rule. It's, this, what's funny about this is I said, we talked about this at the sterling thing. punch me exactly exactly I agree but there's certain rule it's this was funny about this is I said we talked about this at the sterling with the sterling thing it's not black people that are doing this this is this is white people completely trying to black people that are not have serious

it's right they do not care they know it that's what it is white and the reason why why people are advocating is because they want to make believe that there's no racism. So it's like, soon as somebody says something, it's dispatched right away, but they don't want to have the real dialogue. Well, why people disconnect, they need to disconnect big and publicly and go like, we are not with him, where it's like, black people don't really give a shit Like I fucked I won't listen

The black people can black people get outraged the only people that get out So are you saying can I just say something what you're saying is that black people are not the people behind him getting fired? I grew up that too really want the heads of people we're like if it's not problems I'm like whenever I'll give a shit the only black people I want the heads of people. We're like if it's not problems I'm like whenever I'm gonna shit the only black people I want the heads of people the people that and that stand to to Get to people that stand and here's the thing can I say something Jesse Jackson has said more racist shit than racist stuff Than he could me yeah, but he also went he also went through okay great, but he called fucking president Obama the N word didn't he? I don't know did he I'm pretty sure he did. Yeah, they say my nigga. No, it wasn't it's it wasn't in sync song voice

Nigger He could do that, but he's also quote of the same Why do I love it? Why do I love it? Why do I love sinks on there? I love that What's up? I go all right. Well, we want this podcast finish Man, we're gonna be outside I'm going you guys want some I got free food. I'm paying. I'm like all right Now there's food I'm going to you guys want some I got free food on paying I'm like all right Now this food we don't know the first tack the first tweet is the thing that we assumed He said the N word on but he does use the bunch of like their symbols and characters

He could have been yeah, but it could have been listen It could have been something you know no because I do the same thing and I don't mean nigger I put a bunch of shit just a confusion on what I mean, but you're dumb Actually says some deal Anthony you hired the guy cuz he's a controversial guy. That's what a shot. Yeah, so it's kind of hard to fire But he's not at work. So that's the thing. Here's the thing and fire here's the problem fucking Twitter Yeah, here's the fucking problem. We have to let everybody know Immediately fuck you every time you

Get mad at you when you don't if you would have talked to a some the show I don't I already said that you have already talked we already said that one or three times I'm making the point about Twitter though It's like you be when you do this shit publicly You're an ambassador for the brink. Yeah, you know I'm saying so he's not and he's and the with a little fucking checkmark next to his Name and a little bio that says Anthony of open Anthony He's not just a dude walking down the street when you're doing that and you're using your employee 100,000 followers or have anybody followers he has and he's fucking tweeting shit to them

It's a rap dude. It's as simple as that. It's yeah Funny funny funny look he he is the best at it. He's the best at talking race funny Yeah, he was one of the funniest guys ever. I mean God at it. He's the best at talking race funny. Yeah One of the funniest guys ever. I mean God damn it. It's just trees. Yeah, you can't take away that exactly Patrice if Patrice was still alive the same thing Patrice was fucking Amazing at talking about racist shit. Yeah, and and and and and I can never heard him say anything racist Yeah, and and and and and I can never heard him say anything racist You know what I mean? So here we are and we're fucking now we lost and then here's the thing though is that

You know the show is very big on freedom of speech saying sorry and blah blah blah, but here's the deal You know, I think it was Michael Chey wrote and it made sense. I think it was him he He wrote, um, look, man, if I'm doing really well, sick out this new blog. All right, let's just put a tent over him, a bomb tent. What a few again. Can we paint the, I want to paint a sweater, Twitter feed. He's just fucking talks about a

great. He's doing a little bit of thought. All right, easy spec. Where are you? Here's a deal. He said, basically, look, I understand what you're saying about, never say sorry, but if I'm sorry, I feel like it's okay to say sorry. Yeah.

Wait, that was Frederick Douglass. Oh, sorry. That's actually Book of T. Washington. Anyway, I know you mixed them up. Yeah, same hair. It's true. And then you can yell that for people who are saying, you can't, if you don't believe in the way I believe, you know, I'm fighting for freedom of speech saying you can't, if you don't believe in the way I believe,

you know, I'm fighting for freedom of speech, and you're an asshole for not believing what I believe. That's you, what? Yeah, basically like on Twitter, some of these guys like, you're a fucking piece of shit for not doing what I tell you to do when I tell you to do it, exactly at the time, about freedom of speech.

It doesn't have to do it. How the fuck is that freedom for me? That's me, you're my fucking dictator. It's like what fuck is on YouTube and Twitter and they have this anonymity that they can't get punched up. I don't get mowl. Listen, that's what the problem is. I wanna say this, I don't think these people

that are attacking me and Norton and OP and, you know, I don't think they're, I don't think these people that are attacking me and Norton and OP and I don't think these are those guys. I agree with you, I think those fucking scumbags exist. I just think these fans don't know what to fuck to do. They don't know what, listen, they're fucking dying inside. The show that they love, they listen to every day, they're fans, being a fan, the word fanatic, okay? This is their fucking part of their lives.

This gets them through their hard times. And now someone has taken that away, and they don't believe in the reason why it was taken away. So they're trying to find a way to deal with it. So I don't hold it against them. I don't hold it against them. I don't hold it against them. I don't hold it against them. When we banter about race, we don't care with it. So I don't hold it against you. I don't. I don't know that I'm guys who when we banter about race, yeah, we

don't care about it. But people who listen to it, who have that kind of little racial streak, racist streak in them, right? They're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they gravitate to all racist. Yes. But the difference is I don't give a fuck what you think or and you don't care. You know what I'm saying? There's a difference to it. So when you when you are a person who is take to all racist. Yes, but the the the the the the the the it even I like I will we were talking about the sterling thing I was saying man, you know this guy was talking to his chick. That was in privacy. It was some privacy, but you know what he still got caught So you That's a black chick those bitches

Privacy like is he wrong for saying what he said in the privacy of his own home? No, because we all say shit like I talk about Louis what I'm not around them sure Fucking spec with his arms out all the time. He really doesn't want to share with the sleeves Tone on You got one blazer Oh, he's a tuxedo. Yeah, he got one blazer. No, I'll take it. I just can't believe you guys are going to warning atoms here.

I think it's really funny. Everyone's freaking out about freedom of speech. It has nothing to do with freedom. Nobody's saying arrest Anthony for calling the chick the end words. It's smart. I'll arrest you for wearing those glasses. Take them off. Come throwing water at your face. Don't talk over the lack of laughter for your ball bus.

You should take a ball. I got a laugh from him and him. Yeah, I laughed. Not true. I didn't laugh. Would you have a look at what's going on about it? I wrote a song about it. Yo, yo, I made it to people laugh in the room.

My friends, my white one, one my black one and the brown one Yeah, I'm Bobby K and I'm on the mic. I like black people and their white if they're my friend That's as far as I go I'll fucking should have slapped any If he punched you in the face instead of calling her a whore he would have been a lot more And it was jobs Boy No black people nobody's black nobody black is claiming this chick who's punching people in the face some Fabulous this punching people in the face. We just like you're aware that's wrong as black people. Well,

punch in people in the face. Yeah. All right. That's all I needed. I mean, I'm always using that a little white guy. Then that's legal. And also the problem with the story is it's just all stereotypes coming to fruition and people hate that. Yeah. I'm scared white guy with a camera and you're black. Then like five black guys give him shit after and what he told them to slow the fuck down. Oh, did he? but there was a packin. Yeah, he's got a fucking he's got a heater on his side. He was packing. But what? Oh, yeah, he's got always back. Anthony walks around his underwear. Tidy whiteies with a gun. I've seen it. But why why did they give him shit if he got hit? I guess they heard the end words.

Well, he's not even at your. Because we're all on what here's the, it got racial and then they go, my son. Well, yeah, they, they saw a black girl fucking hitting the dude, a white dude. Yeah. What the fuck's going on over here? What did he do?

Right. You know, what's going on? And then he probably said some shit, whatever, but he told them to back the fuck off. But here's the thing, he took the fucking beating. He went home, or back to wherever the fuck he was. If Twitter didn't exist, we don't have this problem he would have went on Monday and talked about it on the show we would have made fun of him for

fucking nine years forgetting his ass kicked by a woman and having a gun on your side that he's your gun for a fucking like a stake on your fucking swollen eye at the cold metal but this is what worries me as a white guy is and hand-tight everything. Well, because it's not a year anymore. I'm like a scandal bunny. I mean, let me get this out, but I'm all about equality. It should be fair. So, all right, if I'm not it's not fair, though. No, it's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. Not if it is fair. Not if it is fair. Nothing of life is fair He should have just walked away instead of trying to Argue and I want to hear his point. Yeah, civil rights classes. It's not you guys. It's not black

We would like it's the white people you were talking about. It's the white people who make this all bullshit Yeah, we would feel better white guilt That's the problem because if this keeps happening where any race can hurt a white person or whatever and then if they shit on it there in trouble it's not good for society and I'm not saying white or black can I say something do you know why I didn't call the cops what because she said and this is in his tweets if if he did she would say you sexually oh so she's just a good person I can say something

uh... the night I got home with my child, the day I got home from the hospital with him, it's been two days, it was exhausted, I was fucking out of it, I got this brand new baby boy. My whole life just literally flipped upside down into this new life. I'm walking my dogs, it's one o'clock in the morning. And this black dude, homeless guy, checking the cans. I'm on the phone talking to somebody about this experience. I just went through and

He kicked my dog. Wow One of my dogs I hear my dog. Yeah, y'all I'm like what the fuck? He goes you watch your dog motherfucker. I went what the fuck and I Immediately knows you don't fucking he knows to nose. No fucking kick my animal What the fucking pay attention to your fucking dog? I gotta give a fuck you know if you saw him You know yelling back and forth and when he saw I brought I brought it to the next level Where I was like I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking murder you right the fuck now and he went oh really because you hate niggers Huh because you hate black people that's why I I went, I went, what the fuck,

what the fuck you saying? Like he literally went, okay, we, now everybody's listening to the neighborhood. You hate black, you hate, make a racist. And he made a racist. I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind? Good job.

That. You handed that well. Thank guys, we're, we're, we're, we're fighting the handbook, my bro. Is it, is it is it no What the fuck is that explain that to me? That's not everybody It's not everybody but it's okay

You know, can I say something though? Yeah, now black people you just say something without saying black black people walking by Okay, and they hear that right and then they see me fucking KO this fuck and start beating the shit out of him Oh hit you know what I'm saying I I heard this guy say he some he has black people right that's what the fuck is said yeah so I'm I'm out at that point give me a better story I'm I'm I'm doing a spot yamanikas you kick some fat white guys dog and what I know Drunk couple if you were in those shitty glasses people would like you more in laugh better This what this white couple from Florida's on on stage and they're drunk and they keep yelling stuff out there Hackling yeah yelling stuff heckling back and forth. She's talking to them talking to them

Finally she tells them get the fuck out right so the guy goes fuck this nigger shit Oh, oh, but he gets he says fuck this nigger shit and he walks out the room And it's a fuck that I don't have to deal with this nigger these fucking niggers like that And I'm sitting at the bar when he says it. Yeah, so I go with the fuck that you say and he goes he goes Not you Fuck who you said it to. I go, so they go, look, just pay your bill. I said, just pay your fucking, he goes,

I didn't mean you, I meant her, apologize, okay? And I go, no, it's not, just get the fuck out. I said, pay your bill and get the fuck out on my crack your jaw, right? And he goes, I'm not gonna be intimidated. Call the police. Now, I'm going gonna be intimidated. Call the police. Now I'm going, what's the chance of this, of this, the cops coming and me not getting arrested

for this dude because he goes, he's, because now he's intimidated. So I fucking ran like a scared white woman. You did not. I did, I fucking left. Wow. I, I, I fucking left wow I I'm I'm skip I think the last

The lesson is no no you can't you can call somebody a nigger but you can't punch them in the face that is the law That's a good point this is just society I'm You get my socks by you can get punched in the face calling Of course you can and that is the fucking layout of the land let Let me tell you some layout of the lay out the lay the what the lay of the land The lay it's a lay problem. It's the lay of the lay you fucking dumb The lay. No, put the horse before like buggy. You call somebody an n-word. They're risking getting punched in the face, but if you're just talking about the legal side of things,

no, if the cops come, yeah, all day long in front of you, we can call you the n-word. Here's what I would have done next time. This is what I learned from this. My dialogue that I had with him was fucked up because then he could ID me. When I heard him say the end bomb, I should have punched him in the face, knocked him out,

rocked him so he wouldn't have believed, he wouldn't have been able to remember anything, and then left, and he would have been like the big guy. I just, I'm gonna, and I'd have been going. I mean, he would have, by the way, they would have I did you in three minutes for it They had a bone in his ear Looks like bam blam flips though

He went to the whole black Harley Davidson with a side car. He walked like a midget I listen we're gonna take a break and when it come back with this black attack Right Right after these commercial message you guys stay in watching live. Thanks to spread the word retweet it You guys have listened into the podcast this Monday. We'll be right back Hey right now we have Keith Robinson on speaker song. Go ahead. Yeah, hey, what's going on? Are you about that funky light? Thursday night on the fucking midnight?

Hang on one second. I don't hang on. We're gonna put you on the actual board. Hang on. What's the monkey? What's the monkey light? Planet of the apes. Oh, Monday, Thursday midnight. I'm in midnight I'm in I'm in thank you I got a call yes I'm in Keith Robinson you're inviting me to go see the apes part two on Thursday night. Thursday night. key. Hey, scopo.

Are you? So you're about that multi life. I'm in monkey life. Do we call it monkey life? Are you about that? Monkey life. Love of fucker. What I don't want to get in trouble. What do we call it? I'm about monkey life

Monkey life, I'm in for monkey life. What's up son? Four street and Broadway there you go I'll put you in for monkey life, but you got to get the tickets like yeah We usually go to get the tickets 84th Street and Broadway 84th Street has reclining chairs It's all white people. That's them. That's them. You know what? Shut your fucking mouth. I'll get them where I get them. And you'll fucking come and shut your mouth. Tell them to go 84 street. Dante said go 80. Dante Nero said go 84 street motherfucker.

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Shut up, shut up. I do, I keep... I can't even keep fucking yapping. Are you done threatening Dante? Yeah, I'm finished with Dante. He's bugging me. What is bad back? He's got what about what about Lewis Gomez? What about what yeah What about what about what what about what about

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what about what about what about what about What about Mark Norman? Ah boy, they Mark on thro'gum, Peter Robot on thro'gum. Hi buddy, I'll see you Thursday night. Oh, Dante said he wants to call, he's gonna call you. Oh shit. Fucking ass, it my new better scopo. Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to the You Know With Through Podcast. We have great stuff going on including Amazon, a link that you can go to on riotcast.com slash Robert Kelly and you can go there and if you're a

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Thanks everybody. We're going back to the show and we're back. Fucking Scopo. This is what fucking bugs me about Scopo. He fucks up. I get like fuck you and he gets mad at me You know I think dude. I think he doesn't respect you You think any car to the inward he did

He said you said you are too He what he caused you people inside you people are a bunch of animals. What do you mean by you people white people of course Oh sad. It's just a perfect placement for a fat joke. FYI. When I said you people, elephants could be good. Damn it. Hippopotamia. That's stupid. That's stupid. So anyways, we had Jamal. Jamal, thank you for helping me. Jamal. Jamal, what's up, Jamal? So yeah, we're back.

We were discussing this whole anti-alchemia and the ONA and stuff. I think it sucks. Here's the bottom line. For everybody, it sucks. You don't think it sucks? Not for stern. It does. I might i think it does suck for him because somebody

in his genre got taken out some you know i mean look i think it's actually anybody in radio when these when when you can't when you can you're you're the you're in the truck it sucks for all of process. It sucks for all of us. No matter what. It sucks for all of us. Because, you know, first of all, we all got to deal with this stuff.

You know, now you get to wake up and you, your Twitter feed is just people like, what the fuck, you're a dick, you're awesome, you suck, you die, fat. You know, I mean, that's my Twitter feed pretty much every day, but, you know, it's, it's a- That's a doctor. You know, it's funny though that

you're right. I don't think it is the black people who wanted his job. Is it ever? What is it ever? Never. White people are killing one of these. If some races happen to me anywhere, I'm getting a hook up because he ruined my day and I keep him moving So you get free serious Fuck yeah black You should get your own show on the open Anthony channel The Monroe Dante show with your moan Yeah, ain't miss an Anthony

It's an old reference I know know. Can I give you this? Please. Can you, can you, can you, can you, can you suck on it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm talking like a spark. That was a fucking great one. Cause you tied around your head. Fuck you, that's funny, you fucking hippie. That was all attitude. You been working in black rooms? Dude, I feel like that.

I had a shit. I didn't have a shit set. But instinctually inside, I don't know. I had such a sh- I didn't, here's a problem. Is I never have a shit set, but instinctually inside, I don't know if this makes sense to you. Where are you? Everybody's laughing, everybody's having a good time. You're not doing what you wanna do.

You just know that it sucks. It sucks, you're just thinking of it. I'm just a suck, but everybody's like, dude, great. And then you look at that, then you look over in that one woman realizes that you, what you really are just And you see it in her eyes. I like oh this bitch knows and you want to just kill her you want to go you fucking Don't tell anybody. Don't fucking tell anybody. I'm a mediocre comment I really I really I mean it fucking

You know, I just filmed my special and I'm you know know, I don't know if anybody, if you guys feel this way, but You know, you get the accolades from people you're great. You're awesome. Bob Kelly fun I've been following you've been to H and wow, that's great and then You look around and then there's these people that are just extremely fucking successful Extremely rich and they do their comedy and I see it and I'm like okay I okay I see it I get it I don't get it okay but even if you lot okay you don't get it but I'm like okay I understand it I understand what the joke is I understand the concept I understand the the chemistry of laughter and I'm like am I am I

just why don't other comics like what the fuck am I doing am I a, am I just, why don't other comics? Like what the fuck am I doing? Am I, am I delusional? As long as you're getting laughs, that's the problem. Am I fucking delusional? You're killing. I don't understand it. I don't get it. Like, I don't understand.

It's like maybe am I, am I in the fucking my own matrix? Or I just fucking, I'm a mediocre, fucking okay guy. And I'm gonna make a living and I'm gonna get through this fucking life as a comedian But there's gonna be a day where I'm gonna fucking wrap it up and I'm gonna, you know, where these guys are just gonna stop down here in the 70s and do a fucking spot On a whenever the fuck they want and park out front and not worry about a ticket I mean, it's like, am I ever gonna be that guy or am I not that guy and I don't fucking know. I don't know if you guys feel that way.

Like you kill, you kill, you do great. And it's like, well maybe it's just not what, I don't know. I think it's, you get the guys who kill, never get shit. The guys who destroy, the ones that just level the fucking room. They don't have a good shit. Well, because we put too much emphasis on how important it is to be able to kill. We're comics, and if you're a professional comic

and you're a good comic, let's just assume you can fucking kill. It's about the old one of his- And you hold on to this, how? The other shit that's more important, which Bobby, you're doing, you're just fucking, your show just went. That's it. That's the shit that matters. Yeah.

Okay. Season two of sex and drugs and rock and roll, you're gonna be like, oh, okay. I just passed all those motherfuckers that are killing because that shit doesn't matter. You are supposed to kill. It's as simple as that. But it's like, you know, you go up,

I'm like, up last all the fucking time. You know, you go up last, you go and you do these shows and you fucking annihilate, but you'll see somebody go up and do okay and everybody's going nuts and watching. And then you go up and you're annihilating and everything's working. Nobody's there.

What's worse is when they're not a Nilelly, when it's just mediocre at best, and then it's still, but they get everything. Just because you're killing doesn't mean you're a good comic. No, but you know what I'm saying? I understand that.

I understand that. I understand that. I get that. No, he's saying you're not a good comic. No, but I'm saying I understand that. Yeah, I understand that. I get that. No, he's saying you're not a good comic. No, but I'm saying I understand that. That's what I'm talking about. What would you go to say? I am totally with Mark, what's your name?

Mark Morgan. I am with Mark Morgan Murphy. Mark Morgan. Mark Curry. Mark Curry. Oh, shit. I mean, but you go see a, like a, a I don't know a good comic who's kind of weird and they don't really kill because the audience doesn't really get it But they're fucking hilarious that happens all the time too, okay, but yeah, but you know those people yeah, yeah, that's true

You know those people are you get like? It did like Mackie. What is that? I love watching Mackie. He's a great comic period. Yes, but he doesn't always kill sure But you know he's a great comment exactly, but then there's other comics that are great comics that kill and And then you still like you don't get an image you go on the road There's a million middle acts that fucking level the room sure learn how to kill and attack that kills That's like that kills, you know, that's uh Like a common thing. I totally really quick, I'm sorry for everybody in the room. The feed is fucking up today.

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So I'm just I'm apologize the podcast is intact. That's all that matter. Oh video shit is fine So but it's like make sure you just record you know just make sure you record it. Yeah, you're fine with that Go ahead. Yeah, I mean look being able to kill it's it's fine, dude I mean, I think it's great I have a lot of comics I have a ton of respect for it and they can fucking level the room But on the other levels they think that's enough. Yes. It's just, it's truly genuinely, Bob, you said this to me a while ago and it really stuck

with me. Going out and doing comedy at night is like recess. It's fucking awesome. You're hanging out, you're having fun, you're shooting the shit, you're drinking, you're smoking, whatever you're doing, you're having a blast and that's 15 minutes you get to be the fucking man and kill. But the rest of the shit that you're doing during the day and the rest of the shit that you're doing with your time is the shit that's gonna bring you to that next level.

And that's where I try to put my time and my resources in. Because dude, everyone in this room, I watch everyone with the exception of Scopo kill. Like fucking a level. I'm serious, 100% dude. I'm specifically about Scopo, I'm serious. Slam! Scopo stay. Scopo stay. Scopo stay. scopo I'm serious SCOPO STAY SCOPO STAY

I'm still gonna have a better life than Lewis so it doesn't really matter and it's gonna be in your parents' basement but it will be definitely better Definitely mom I have parents so I have to applaud Mom I read out of chips Definitely mom I have parents so I Have a Mom I read on a chips

Mom is no more chips in the cabinet and I ran out of coke now break it down protein bars I'll go I need deodorant I'm gonna stink I mean you do it you've said it yourself, but it's easy to kind of like pontificate and sit here and go like Why not me right now, but it's all dude if of like pontificate and sit here and go like why not me right now But it's all do it if you set if you took if you took if you have like an adabot or a body experience and looked at yourself Yeah, and said what do I need to do to become a fucking multi-millionaire? You wouldn't be doing what we're doing right now You're doing a million different little fucking things

And I think you need to be able to do that and the people that are successful can literally kind of lay out a game plan for themselves Without being distracted by all the bullshit one year in it. I have a game plan. I have a definite game plan I've had a game plan for the last year. It's time to let you stop for a snack. So that's not a good part of the game plan Speaking of snacks, Nabisco is a proud sponsor. The Edoa-Watyu podcast. Did you get the news? You're shit. Did a Thinman sponsor this podcast?

You're never see Bobby again. I don't like the, you're such a dumb person. This is why you're not funny. You use Thinman's. That's the word Thinman. Dude, you could use Malamars or Spongebob. Yeah. But no Thinman's aren't a thin cookie though.

It's a Thinman. That's your problem. You think that they get you though. It's a family that's your problem You think that they get you thin. There's the word thin. Oh, ho ho ho ho. You got to use fat twinkies You're not fine. Okay, y'all Yeah, this is why you're not the funniest guy in the room. You're the last right above scopo Oh man, that's gonna be a funny suicide. Yeah, it's gonna be right out the first floor of his parents bedroom. I'm gonna jump up on the sidewalk. I'm gonna jump up on the sidewalk.

I'm gonna jump up on the sidewalk. I'm gonna kill myself. I think they give you enough credit and that jump up under the side I want to kill myself I'm gonna I'm gonna run myself over with my own God you bought me. It's a neutral it's too slow I don't have any friends It's almost eyes twitching I'm taking it I got no miss Kelly huh? Oh, yeah Oh, boy. Fucking just taking it, I got nothing. It's Kelly, huh?

Oh, yeah. I want him! I don't know. I just, in and at, in and at the screw to everything up. I don't know, dude. I think, I think, you know, I tried with my, even my special, I didn't want to do, I think, specials, hour specials,

have become hour long monolog sets. Like it's a night show set. It's a four minute, perfect, rehearsed, clean, not right down to get everybody fucking hour with the curtain and hey, welcome and present how you doing right into the fucking boom and thank you good night. And I wanted mine to capture a fucking night

at a comedy club. What do I do? What's up? I punched your horse shit. Right, well that's what I'm thinking. Somebody put it well, somebody put it, because I was a big sign filled fan,

and they were a big prior fan. And I was like, what do you like about prior? And they said, prior I got kicked in the balls on the way to the stage, that's all he would talk about. But if sign filled I got kicked in the balls, he would suck it up and do his act.

And he's probably not doing it. He probably just go back to his million dollar house or that yeah, I got Back up the house. I got kicked in the balls, but you know, there's no way to wrong way It's what I think the reason a love both of those guys. Yes. Yes. You know, I'm saying like I Resent I either know but in that that example Devil horns You fucking doing this Stop throwing your Puerto Rican person I was getting several horns You fucking doing this Stop throwing your Puerto Rican person. It's a bansic in concert

Didn't win anything we won you took him off you won Oh god put him back on I More respect for you Well you what was your point? I really do fucking I you can appreciate something about both of those guys The guy who's gonna go up and just do his act and stick to it like Nate Bargazze is a great example That guy goes up with a game plan a dated fucking card. Yeah, it is very regimented and I respect it so much If it's he doesn't go to the audience at all There's no pandering, but then the other the other end you got to respect the guy that if it's pandering Big J

Look the fucking is pandering there's there's a difference in style the reason why Nate is Funny in that genre of comedy is because that's who he is It's if you're not that comic it's it's more about being true to who you are. Yeah, would Nate do good in front of 14,000 people? I don't know. I mean, I know my style, I'll go out and kill in front of 14,000 people. I can do a small room, I can do a little room. But I don't think Nate's style fucking a certain style and Nate is hilarious, right?

Yeah, I think it's Marcus hilarious. Yeah, we were all you're on a nasty show with me Yeah, and everybody was like I don't know how Mark's gonna do. I'm like Mark's funny What the fuck is he's just gonna go out even if he's not nasty and doesn't talk about the inside of a pussy He's fine, but like they don't ever want on those nasty shows when you're dirty I we did this this past weekend where our comics they don't ever want on those nasty shows. When you're dirty, we do this the past weekend where our comics, they do the late shows on the weekends are dirty. And when you go dirty, people get fucking upset.

I disagree. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree. I've never. I've never. Yeah. I think if it's funny, it's funny.

But I don't think people are afraid to not laugh at you. That's my gift. Ha. Ha. Ha.'s my gift. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. stinks all the time right and and what you're talking about is these dudes who stink that are just blowing the fuck up no I'm talking to no that's not what I'm saying I'm saying I think I might fucking stink I don't know if you've

ever and I'm being fucking brutally honest what are you writing are you trying listen that's not the point I'm saying have, I'm not saying that I don't, I've of course I've done the work. I just did an hour and 40 on my special. 40 minutes too long. So, I like that one. So, I'm just saying, if it just go, what the fuck? I'm not, I'm not gonna be there. I'm gonna saying, if it just go, what the fuck? I'm not, I'm not, you know, I'm not gonna be there.

I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be this. And I don't, maybe I'm not the fucking one. Is there a breakthrough? Is there a point where something happens if you keep pushing and pushing and pushing and then you break through? Is it that fame? Is it, no.

No, who has the fame without the TV show or the TV exposure? Name the guy, there's a fear, you name them before. You're guys who kind of do it by their own rules a duck stand-hole breathe breathe It was breathe when you talk no dude, okay? Rogan with the UFC explosion that's kind of change him a little bit There's a few guys that do without the exposure So I think you're just waiting for that thing to hit dude and I but with a I've watched you do it man You fucking will be in a hotel room and he's rehearsing acting I've never been with other comics who are doing shit like that

so I think you're doing the shit that you're supposed to do right like we'll do like you'll do an audition you'll take after take to take two hours I'm sitting there doing it with you and I'm going I'm learning from that experience I'm going this is the shit that's absolutely necessary to do right and this is why you're gonna reap the benefits of having the show But even on the biggest level Louis he fucking has his own show He got as big as you can get without having that What about Burr? Burr has no show. I'm sure Burr's pitching tons of fucking TV shows and he's had a ton of pilots Yeah, I know but he's acting he's an acting. Yeah, but what's it called breaking back? I think burn Louis They live stand up more than you live stand up you have a kid you have uh... you know

the podcast you have a kid he is a he's got a white the problem what he sends to the wife he knows divorced but louis became famous with his wife and kids that's a fact that That's not good. Well, he did.

I mean, he had to show the first show, the second. Yeah, I mean, he got divorced. Oh, that's right. Look at Louie, I'm out of breath. Well, if he wanted to be objective, it was a really good reason. But no, but I mean, I mean, I worried about that when I was like,

oh, I'm gonna move to the suburbs, I'm gonna be a kid. I disagree with that. I think I actually became more, it became more important to me to become a better standup. Your jokes are, the shit you're doing about your family and your kid is the best shit

you've ever done. But I think that it's like, I'm at a point now where it's like, and I've seen this in comics, do you stay here and say, fuck it, I'm done. I'm not, it's like this point where it's like, oh shit, I'm looking at this next hour that I have to create out of fucking thin air and I'm like, what the fuck is it gonna be? Where the fuck are you going? When it gets me scared, when I look at a guy like Nick who's hilarious. Oh yeah. The Apollo. Okay. And has been doing it longer than everybody. And he still hasn't gotten

that. Yeah. It's it's scary because it makes you realize how random and how subjective comedy is. It's basketball. It's it's assistant points. And it's you know comedy is such a subjective. The fastest horse doesn't win the race. Right. that is a weird thing and it made me I mean seriously I used to fuck this and fuck that I do it my way and blah blah blah and then I remember on the set One time my acting teacher told me he goes you know it gets invited back who know books gigs Not on these big the big huge level but on the mid-level when you just book a gig on a lawn order or a movie, they go, oh, good actor, like having them around. Yep.

So if they now is a shoot, who the fuck is gonna want you exactly? 18 hours of shooting the worst thing you want is somebody who is not pleasant to be around. Yeah, I was not like a famous story about Patrice on the office. He was just fucked with every one of me. He called me when he was doing his

pilot. Patrice called me and he said, you know, I just realized, you know, it's just better when you just, you know, you're nice. I was like, that's your revelation. Well, he said to me one time, he goes, I'd rather you be uncomfortable than me. So when I walk into a situation in industry or I'm using the word industry, so don't get carried away out there, Twitter people. Dude, that's a guy, it's a Jewish guy. It's a guy from Tropic Funger.

I was Tom Hanks in a fucking Harry Knuckle outfit. Tom Cruise, thank you. Tom Cruise. Great rule. So he said that to me, he goes, I'd rather make that fucking cocksucker who's gonna make, I'd rather you be uncomfortable, so fuck you. But when he changed it up, when he was doing his pilot,

he was auditioning people. And he was, you know, executive producer, and he was like, it's like, he was like, there was a guy who was a better actor. But he's like, who wants to be around this cockssecond for 18 hours there you don't like you'd rather get a Less counted actor Nobody who you do put one of the stories I you hear the Patrice like I see you still like just shit on BJ Novak all day because BJ Novak was a stand-up as well

I guess a one-point who's BJ Novak? He's the like the head writer The office office. Oh, okay, and he's just shit on him all the like the head writer. He's the guy. Oh, the office. The office. Oh, okay. And he was just shit on him all day, like publicly in front of the entire writing staff. And this guy was like, fuck this guy dude.

It's like, I don't care. And Patrice is the funniest. But you kind of look at it. Like I think he had a self sabotaging thing in that sense because he should have been the most famous comic on Earth. Like sabotage. Yeah. Sabotage.

It's a good fucking word. Self-sabotur. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I, I, but that's the thing too, is like there's these guys that sabotage this shit and it's like, it's right there. You got it. All you have to do is say hello and good night.

I know, Joe. Hey, how you doing? Same way. I'll see you guys tomorrow. It's all you have to do. Oh yeah. Big time. He won.

What happens? Huh, I mean, I don't want to say too much already this on the air, but Joe you guys all know Joe He's juice Joe. Joe Mackie. Oh, yeah, yeah He's a huge self-sabot. I'm saying you're kidding dummy. The guy's fucking hilarious He won't do road work because he's like I only have a good 20. I don't want to disappoint the audience and they're like His manager's like do it. Do it shit shit I wish I wish Lewis would fucking have that So you just don't want to let anybody down so his manager almost dropped them and then he got last comic so they picked him back up I saw a clip a YouTube clip of Kevin Hart when he first started blowing and he was in the blowing

Is that how you make it? That's like some dick man Love you said that's so black get us some dick man. That's like some dick man. This is why my impression sounds like that This is why my impression sounds like that. It's your fault. Ha ha ha. You know what, you gotta text him, ticklin'. You gotta put that tick in your mouth even though how big it is. Motherfucker.

Suck it. Mark Norman. You're not so normal. I suck you a dick. Thank you. Hi, Barbie. Okay. All right.

But I saw this YouTube clip of him and he was backstage with LeBron and and the heat and And he was just standing there and and all these basketball players You know the huge and they all stand around and they're like hanging on his every word like and the girls that would with them They're kind of like peeking with them, they're kind of like peaking, trying to see and everything that comes out of his mouth, they're just like, okay, say, it's almost like they're waiting for him to say something.

And I was like, Jesus, like, he has that thing. It's such, like, that what you call that it thing. Not if I could. Like, cause Kev was always a dude who was, he was like, give me the ball. Yeah. He didn't, he didn like, give me the ball. Yeah. He didn't care, even when you guys would smash them. And he didn't care if he bombed, he bombed,

he just was always a dude. Look, I'm taking the last shot. And he just had that kind of feellessness where he was like, give me the ball, give me the ball, give me the ball. And you could see that kind of it thing with him when you see what a big star he's become. And I always look at that clip and I go, I don't know if I'm too, do you have it?

Yeah, are you it? I don't, it's, it's that, yeah, it's like, but if somebody, if somebody said, if they said to me tomorrow, yo, you're it, I would know it. Yeah, right but you and I would not talk to anybody in this room ever again But in your head you go Have you ever done that or do it sales sales 101 did you project an energy on to people and you're selling yourself as a comic This is what we do you know, so it's like if you can project You a good salesman can sell literally fucking anything in the world. So when you kind of go out there and assume the sale, and that's what cab does really well, but it's

on. It's the next level though. There's very few people who could assume the sale to that level. He assumes you guys are going to think that he is the shit, and there's no question in his mind. It's the secret, dude. That's as simple as that, dude. If you really believe it, that's just gonna happen because everyone else is just gonna follow suit. It's as simple as that, dude. You're gonna create the opportunity for yourself because you really believed. Do you really believe you're gonna make a million dollars?

You're gonna do everything that's absolutely necessary in order to get yourself there. The question is, though, if your comedy becomes artistic, if it is artistic, not all-tistic like scopos. Autistic comedy? I was listening. You're in there. I was listening.

I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening.

I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was listening. I was actually listening to Paul's broadcast by River. I have his feed coming through. It's good. Jermon, Jermon, what's your name? Jermon? Jermon was feeding it.

Cut. If you perceive you're your act as this artistic thing, you're always questioning whether you're going deep enough. Are you being as truthful? And so you can't really, it hard to me to sell it at that. Here's a level. Do if if okay, if someone says to Monroe tomorrow, Monroe, I'm going to be honest. You're not the fucking funniest guy in the room. I'm going to be honest on that too.

I'll third that. Monroe, can you please forth it? Here you are. I think I know what you guys unanimous decision. What I'm saying here's a deal. You're not the motherfucker in the room right now, but, and that's not because, you know, you've been in the business

whatever you're where you're at. You've got to put in the work though. Here's a deal. You get on last comic stand, you become the guy. They pick you. You are the guy. Then you go and you do a couple TV shows, they throw you, you get your own,

you get your own fresh principal air. Okay, all of a sudden, now you're the guy. All of a sudden, whatever the fuck you're doing is good. Right. Well, whatever you fucking do is unbelievable, whatever you go, people like, wow, that fucking guy's funny. That guy's legitimate. And then, wherever you go from there,

you're the motherfucker, you're one of the guys. Now, you can walk in and, and Chris was going, hey, what's up, man, that was, wherever you go from there, you're the motherfucker, you're one of the guys. Now, you can walk in and Chris was going, hey, what's up, man? That was, I seen you think. Now, did you do? Because you have something in common now. With him. And, I mean, what do you have in common with Chris Rock?

Black. I'm no, man. What do you have in common? You did. And Wally was fucking dating her? No. Oh. I did that too.

You know what I mean? Huh? No nobody fucked wife who said that. Oh boy. I fuck his daughter. You did? Yeah. Yeah. She's 12. I got it early. But Norman, I mean how do you have these same feelings? Of course of course, I worry about all the time I just keep trying to keep my head down and get up get up right new shit and push push. Yes. See only way It's a feeling is good. That's what makes you funnier. Yes I make you guys are not funny. Yeah, you told me you're in a funk right now I don't even know why but you said this yourself. Did you told me story about Louis when he got a fucking Emmy?

And then he was worried about the next season. he was just kind of like, he was like, dude, I need to do an Emmy and I need to get an Emmy or I didn't do it. I fucked up, I didn't do his, I've, I've digressed in my career. It's funky because he just got something. That's what it is. You know what? Can I say something? You might be right.

Can you just say it instead of just, a down thing that you're going to say it? Can I, can I, you guys mind if I do this? Yeah. Yeah. Time out. Time out. If I talk on my podcast. Yeah.

I think I stole that from you. Yeah. I think you fucking, you made me you. You shanked me. You shanked me. You shanked me. Can I have sunglasses? Can I have a glasses?

Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can I have a glasses? Can want to say something. Can I say something?

What I want to say is this. I think what I think. I know I think you're right. I think that I, you know, this show's going, which is a mega show. It has Dennis Lerie. Yeah. John Corbett. You fucked up. Oh, Elizabeth Gilles. Oh Johnny L's hey There's a lot of great people on it and I'm like oh my god. This is amazing

Mm-hmm, and maybe you're right. Maybe it's my my upbringing my bullshit where I'm like am I am I not fucking? I don't know. I don't fucking know. I mean I was in a I just shot my special That's what I was in a rubah. You just shoot a special. I just shot my special in a rubah And in a rubah wow, you look like a fat Miami DJ it was called tuba in a rubah We both had fat too. I know I know I went in dude. I was I was in a rubah I got the news about sex drugs and rock and roll. I'm with my family. I'm in I was unbelievable It was fucking awesome. I mean great did Dan Adam was eating my snacks by the pool

Which kind of fuck things up you might if I have some of these crackers? I mean they just sit here. I don't know if you're gonna eat I mean you look like you eat them You love them you but I I've got a couple that be great I don't want to spend all my money that I made. I don't want it to be a wash. I like to have a little money when I get home. But you know what they say? The kryptonite of comedy is success.

You got to be hungry to be funny. I think, yeah, they also say, Bobby is always hungry. I'll do that one for you. Comedy is like boxing, dude. If you're not in the gym, you ain't funny. All these, all these dudes who have made it, and then they, you know, they come back

and they're doing stuff that you would all perceive as hack because they're not working at that level that everybody that's trying to make it. And look at, I'm not putting, I mean, look, these guys, like Judd, Judd Abatow, I think it's great he's coming down. And number one, I think, you one, you don't like that. He's doing a lot of spots, buddy.

He's doing a lot of spots, but he's calling of nails. That's true. Last night he came in, he's at the table. They were like, do you wanna go on? Cause I think somebody wasn't showing up, and he was like, I don't know, I don't wanna mess in, is it okay? What a guy.

And I was like, oh my God, dude, I just watched three of your movies today. I think it's okay. Right. And he was like, what? Then he goes, like oh, I go dude. I just watch three your movies today. I think it's okay Right, and he was like what then he goes which ones I go I was Who I don't have time to watch three movies in the day you like a predator commando and Terminator, too, so good. But anyways, and then he goes you know what I'll just go up last What the fuck great guy he gets it but a lot of time it a little part of you I'm gonna be crazy or dude you you kind of like you get these little things dude and when I've been going on the road a little bit And I've had mine a couple times now on my own and I get why

My my my my hard-sided pounding when he was saying it was I just got nervous I'm in headlining a little bit and I thought you I just got nervous. I'm in headlining a little bit, and I thought you were, I was gonna go, I thought those poor people. All this, all this poor Chester in New York, guys. Don't worry, you'll, check me out the cap up in the theater.

If you wait, if you wait until the day before, you'll get free tickets the night of the show. That tweet will come out from Lewis. If you see anybody who wants to come for nothing, the next 74 people that tweet me get two pairs of 10 tickets free each and dinner. Call now for Lewis's paper the room tour. Come out for this is free always.

Come on. You're going to still want to refund bring a canned good. Don't just smash myself. Yeah. Free speech door and free shows. But you you you you eat so much. Boasting. I'm trying to work over. You can do fucking shit back. You finally get yourself to a level where you get a little bit of shit and it's like no

I don't know it's like you know it's like when when Scopo picks me up and I relate every time I take him on the road with me. At one I go dude. I don't know I get a few times a fucking Every time you up late though. No, you were fine. See here's the thing. No, but here's the thing that he does He's done it a million fucking times one time. He doesn't write. He wants credit Yeah, no, that's like the same stop. That's the same shit within the studio. Yeah, he'll fucking I'll be like good I come in today the fuck I tell him a million time. I want the lights. Well, I come at dude. What the fuck? Oh, dude But hey, but this is good. It's like yeah, but it's not

He's like we I take care of my kid get your supposed to scope oh you're supposed to be on time You're supposed to do the shit right on the podcast. Yeah, I really wish that on time for you Last time I'll ever do a road gig with me The bird I had 67 people in comics on Wednesday 42 Lewis is counting the staff This guy's I got 42 people I know the exact count no, I know I was it was like 60 something She's a seven I know the exact count I know I know I know it was like 67 I know the exact count people now scope of Swap if he knows I'm serious

People from the fucking casino came in a little bit to yeah Yeah, not a little bit a lot it wasn't like this 67 people were carrying Lewis out after the show and the bus boys Yeah, I don't speak English. Oh wow can you There you got it got it Wow, can you inside there? You got it. Got me. Got it. Right? Yeah.

All right. Oh, man. That was a lot of, baby. Right at the end, that fucking chunky magic got it. Yeah. That is really a magic which I get to some giant magic. He really got it. Good for you.

He wants to put that on his motorcycle so bad. Well, check it out, man. It's a Bob bandana. It's racist. If you bomb while you're driving, I'll throw in at you windshield. It's like Tyson. I don't get this up here.

No, you don't get that. I'm not feeling better. We don't have a bandana bit of pressure. That was very good. I don't even put the ones with the latest line-ups. You get those things when you get to a certain level. I get why somebody would come in and say, hey, dude, I'm at a certain level.

I ate the shit for 20 years. I was the guy being bumped for 20 years. get why somebody would come in and say hey dude I'm at a certain level. I ate the shit for 20 years I was the guy being bumped for 20 years. I'm gonna come in I have a parking spot outside where somebody's watching my car 15 minutes. I'm gonna do my spot And we fuck you I get that completely and I don't think there's anything wrong with it That's the game I get it and look it is yes for Judd episode to not do that It is very nice and he's going above and beyond where he has to go But I go fuck that dude that like I can't wait to be in a position Or I can walk into a place and just go on

Right, right, no, this is a show of people, but just get on you and you page your dues. What are you doing it for three years does that? What and then comedy? Nobody does it. I was taught I say what Tim Allen said that in the I am road comment. I'm in the comic whatever it is He's like, yeah, I worked hard enough. I'm gonna'm gonna take you take your five minute spot cuz I deserve it yeah dude fuck it dude and it's a lesson you know what you go to Tim out you took my spot that's kind of cool he really doesn't he really doesn't though a book about job a

haha haha that was him on the fence all your book he the joke I love when I was a kid he's like his wife's like hey vacuum the rug and he's like all right and she goes, she comes back and he goes, what, what did you vacuum? He goes, yeah, yeah, she goes, I don't see any tracks.

He goes, musta sucked them up. Wow. Not by bit. You have to wear these glasses too. I was a kid. I was a kid. Ah, those, the glasses. I knew it was gonna be back.

I know it was too, but. I was a really young man. I was six years old. Why would you say that one? We was I got a right will we wanted Oh, you guys all love Karlin is a six-year-old. Yeah, yeah, all right. I don't love Karlin now Oh, he's got some great. We got a photo. It's up, but I'm not like a car like I don't know dude I'm I'm I'm I'll send you like a compilation. Please send me it's amazing. No, there's like two two two or three He made too many specials. That was the pro two pro especially where I was like, oh, that's really good

But I never fucking I think probably like prior better than crying. I like any Murphy better than both of them I really Murphy really any Murphy But I'm Murphy as a hilarious was so serious and we're all hold up to this fucking day and Doodle is the most insane shit. Wait hang on one sound that if not for me I I first of all I think I agree. I think any Murphy is one of the most talented performers of all the fucking earth, okay? But Richard Price. Earth, don't say earth.

Br- Earth, earth. Earth. Welcome to earth. I don't choose my brother. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, kid. Yo, I guess, dude, whatever you guys are doing, make me laugh.

Rubba, listen, listen, you two. I, uh, as, no, um, I think Richard prior to live in content is the best. Yeah, the best ever. You can't fuck with it. He comes out. They're still sitting. He's big jokes about that. It's amazing. That's why I love that. Yeah. That's why that's the one special. And I love his special that he did in, uh, at the improv too, too was great Yeah, Sunset strip. No, here's the live and smoking live and smoking and then Sunset strip the first show he bombed Off it said I don't got it tonight. Sorry people. That was amazing. Oh the fuck does came back and ripped it the next night

Who the fuck does that came back and ripped it the next night? God did you see that documentary? When he was at the gay rights rally. He's like, fuck you, Fag. It's kiss my black ass. Where were you guys? We were hanging in Watts. We're getting hung. It's amazing. It's the balls like that. I was like, when do you have the opportunity and have I ever had the opportunity to fucking you know to step up and and fucking do something? Or have I been a coward my whole fucking career?

Well, there wasn't one thing to be able to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, man. You had the opportunity to do something amazing because in the worst case scenario, like I look at Burr, I look at Burr at Philadelphia when he walked out there. I'm like, he had a moment where he could have

You know you don't my era took a bombing It was the other guy Schubert took a bombing. Oh, wow. They bombed they took the bombing and walked off and went to fuck That was that moment that Burr went nah fuck you fuck you and that moment changed his life I think I agree Well, I then had did I have that moment and I fucked up? Didn't you? Didn't you crush that show? I crushed Didn't matter, but that didn't fucking matter those moments have to come out of desperation I think he was the struggling comic for 10 years before that happened more than that

I asked bur about that afterwards because I was it was such an impressive moment and this before I mean I don't know I'm at all really that well now But it was one of the first times I spoke to him and I was just like talking about it wouldn't it mean? No you know lowest third I just fucking I was like fuck this it ain't happening I'm not fucking take this shit stay with the fucking dumb hockey team. Is that the Rosa? I don't know who it is.

Okay. So, no but I and he the the cringe humor guys gave him the the cringy award for the moment of the year whatever year that was. Yeah that was worth it. And he was cringe humor guys gave him the the cringy award for the moment of the year whatever year that was Yeah, that was worth and he was like Well, no, he was just kind of like he was like dude these guys fucking gave me an award for A bunch of animals in a credit. He's like I just released my first album. Why not give me an award for that So you kind of have the attitude of like and maybe he was playing it cool. I don't know But it's kind of funny. It's like is that really a moment dude? I don't know. I think it's better

You're no you're no you're no you're not yet better moment for your career that moment I'm looking he got a fucking pilot out of that I mean really then well the industry was there no it's his own line airplane private jet and everything was crazy um yep give me no I wanted the bomb damn oh oh yeah this back to show on your rattle you fucking glasses. I Hope you hear that was sound for real someday Fuck I did the joke from the beginning I Got it right and he still didn't laugh remember I just got through it. Oh, oh my god. We just end the show on that make people go what what the fuck people want some dude on the train come along island going the fuck was that Bobby

Yeah, you one you wonder if that moment, you know if you like this Let's hold thing with open Anthony. Who knows where this goes. This could be the this I mean it could be the start of a podcast Who the fuck knows? Oh, look at Anthony has a show. He has a fucking show, it's fucking crazy. It's in his basement. He has a television studio in the basement. I pretty much was, I told Norton that, he built the Death Star in his fucking basement. I mean, he can go live on TV, have be anywhere he wants, have guests on, call in, it's fucking unbelievable. And that's what he's gonna do.

I mean, that's the beauty of technology and we're at in this, that we're in a studio that was somebody's fucking bedroom a year ago or whatever the fuck it was. So we can do what we want and not be told what to do. But it's also something that we shit acts, get publicity. Like, you you know when people say YouTube star The question is how many people would you have as YouTube stars if you had to pay

Ten cents per view. Yeah, good point You you're allowed to view this stuff on a fruit on a on a free basis That's mediocre shit on a free basis that's mediocre shit. Now, this is gonna get a follow-in because it's free and then they take it and they take it to TV. I don't agree with you completely because what I love about YouTube

and YouTube is a fucking great company in general. They get how to do social media, right? They are, they're emulating the market except they're letting us decide completely what the good shit is. And we might think they're not stupid. Some dudes getting 5 million views for farting into a cup, whatever dude,

the market is decided. It's probably funny. But the market is deciding. You know what I'm saying? You're deciding to take that information and go holy shit dude. We have a true genuine imprint of what people wanna watch.

And we can take this information and we can use it. Everything goes just for the dude. Oh, it all fucking sucks. These guys these guys are good in fact just because you'd watch it because we on YouTube in a minute at a time for two minutes at a time doesn't mean it's good just because there's that dude the JJ fish is can't sing at all and this dude is he's got a record contract now yeah because it's the angel thing dude he, uh, uh, he has a day. America's, uh, home videos. What was it all? Dude, it was fucking people falling down stairs and you can't read, you can't emulate that type of funny. That is organic, real, genuine

funny. How many cat videos would you watch, even if you had to pay a nickel piece? None. You wouldn't want any of it. I'd still, I think the ratio is the same. People would just pay for what they want to watch. people are paying for what they want to watch They're not paying because their advertisers that pay to fucking advertise in the videos and advertise the point the advertisers The advertisers are paid the point is Lewis is not making any money Yeah, cuz he hasn't fired into a couple of On film anyway, what did he do with the fuck? Marrow is back. I don't know if they all sit there and think of him.

He blood sugar drop. I need a pepper. I need a pepper. I need a peppermint. Don't put a pepper in. I literally forgot you were here. Yeah, dude. Your main valor is huge.

Where the fuck were you? Just thinking about what? Reponissen about his childhood. This is like a parents. That hurt, man. Words hurt. That's fucked up. That is man. He's got parents. Yeah, that didn't raise me. He's got a mom. I was in foster care. I didn't do that. They just don't love him. They gave you up, dude. No, I was taking. There's a difference between

taken. Yeah. What do you mean? You were takened? Did you ever see that movie Taken? I'm not. His dad is a series of special skills that are in. He does, he was in the... You know, this is the weird thing. None of you guys have kids, right? No. Except Louis. Louis has a kid.

Yes, I have a daughter. You have a daughter. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Wait, who was that kid who brought to the club the other day? She was the girl that punched Opie or Anthony. Fuck this. That's what I thought. That would have a daughter. Yeah, really. Yeah. Wait, who's that? Can you brought to the club did it? She was the girl that punched Opie or Anthony That would have been great. I would have been there. She did knock them out. I'm just imagine Dante's daughter looking exactly like him with a wig. You want to go to prom?

You mean Yamanica? You're going to prom? You're going to prom? Yeah, I'm put that flower in my bone earring. I'm going to prom you go in the problem. Yo put that flower in my bone earring Listen I Yo I'm gonna reach around and grab that booze in my between my ass cheeks. They blow it in my bluetooth Yo climb up in my Jeep. He loves my Jeep. I do love a Jeep. So here's a deal.

I love that you know it's a Jeep. Please, give me a ride home many a time. Really? Oh yeah, we've had some crazy talks. Good talks. Profitizing. I look at my kid now and I don't get it. I don't understand how your wife lets you come in there.

Ah! There it is. You know what, Louis? I don't want to learn about Louis. He's a counter-puncher. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather.

He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather.

He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking play-weather. He's a fucking good fucking, he's not a good box. He's just a good counter punch. He's not a good writer either. A key though. Yeah, why don't you give me a favor? Why don't you pour water on that out to it's thing and drink it. Okay, you fucking low sugar foster kid lonely on a motherfucker. Go get me a roll of grape soda, please. Go ahead. Easy.

Oh right, right, right. A Coke. I look at my kid and I'm like, how somebody leave I would never how can you leave them? How could you fucking treat a little kid like shit? How about the guy left the kid in the car? How about that? I was I was crying almost every day now because when you have a kid it fuck sucks Don't have a kid because anything dude. I saw a blog today with the the girl shit And she's holding cards and her kid was born without eyes What and I'm just sitting there. I'm like, oh my god, dude. What would I do?

I'm just taking holy shit. You should center some glasses. I can't I can't take it. I saw the The little girl that left the kid who got killed in the car Hey, what there's a little girl that got attacked by the people. Oh, I mean I can't handle I just don't know That's that's it when they say man apparently is hard When they say being a parent is hard that's what they don't tell you. It's not changing diapers Because change it. That's shit's fucking easy. Okay, it's being able to be yourself My kid always tries to twist over and grab the fucking thing on the wall My kid always tries to twist over and grab the fucking thing on the wall

Yeah, he's out wow you really Bob didn't weave that one didn't I holy shit? Can you miss you spin spine a bippeta? Fucking try to make it into a wrap Spine what gotta be put nobody's like I'm back. I'm back baby drink something stop thinking about your shitty childhood So do he's from the drug out of a hose what No, no, no, no, no, no, nobody heard it. It's not a bomb dinner because nobody heard it I don't think that's a bomb. I don't know what the fuck you said.

Because they didn't have soda. Yeah. Because it was a shitty childhood. Oh, he had a drink out of a hose. Yes. What did you think I said? I don't think so. He got to.

Come on. All right. No, but the point is that what's really hard is the point is the fucking dealing with the point. The idea of losing you. Come out. Losing your child is a really hard thing that nobody explains to you.

Every day I'm worried that something bad is gonna happen to my son. Whether he's phone off the couch or a fucking, when I'm walking him in the stroller if a car's gonna fucking hop the curb, which happens all the time, I'm so afraid of that. But is that fear what keeps your kid alive?

Probably, right? Is that the fear? Like I think the same exact way. I think like my wife, as soon as she leaves with a kid, I have nine scenarios of bad shit happening to her and the kid. And I'm like, oh, is that the, and I'll call it, make sure you do, make sure when you walk it.

And she's like, I got it, I got it. But is that fear the fear that is keeping them alive or is that the fear that is bringing that to fruition? Am I bringing it to my kid? No, no, no, no. I think no, it didn't happen, so it didn't bring it to. But Lewis said that if you think it'll happen. Yeah, but that's it's honestly the power of positive energy.

No, that's bullshit. Yeah, that's so stupid. Shut up. No, you don't think positive is a special thing at all. You don't think that there's a real thing that you can create positive energy in the world by having positive thoughts. And it's really just goal setting. By goal setting, that's what it is.

It's goal setting. It's goal setting and having a positive attitude toward that goal. No, goal setting. No, you can't. You don't put the goal list. If you don't put the goal list, if you don't, hold on, if you believe that you're gonna be a millionaire,

you're not gonna sit on the couch and just smoke weed all day. Yeah, of course you can. Why can't you? Can't people do that all at all denial is a powerful thing I mean I just I don't even know for talking about the same Wow, he just fucking stopped getting your trash. I just think we're talking the way you just went I believe in the secret in the sense that those glasses have power. Oh, yeah, give them back to him

I don't think somebody I don't want to hear a mumble again Power. Oh, yeah, give them back to him. I don't want to thank somebody. I don't want to hear him mumble again But no dude, I don't know I don't believe that if you fucking imagine an elephant showing up in your living room That's gonna happen But I do believe that if you truly believe that you're gonna make a million dollars this year That's right here. You will do You're unconsciously And you will create a series of reactions around you to that I believe when you think positive you are

Crack or I believe I can fly I believe I can I can But you can't think positive Listen No, they're realistic if you work hard Things can happen Just think let me ask you questions

And don't worry I didn't say that. Shut up, Monroe. Listen, listen, before we start yapping over each other, which happens when the guys are on the show. Can we name this one animals? No. No, I'm not getting fired from my account.

What you're saying, you don't believe in affirmations, where you think it and you believe it and you see it and it happens. And Norman, you don't believe in that. No, I'm a little sick person. I don't believe in karma, you don't believe in that. You don't believe in that? No, you do believe in that.

You believe in that. I believe in that. I believe in it. I believe, oh yeah, I believe. So you guys believe that if you see it and you see it and you see it, and you feel it, and you can touch it, and you visualize it, and you, you, uh,

Bobby's making a thick hard right now. And affirmation, and you talk it and say it, and we'll come to it on it. Yeah. You can finger it, just, mmm, caress it, blow on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, it's like what Obama says, we need hope now. We don't need hope. We need to go to work We need to do shit hope is a terrible mess That is a marketing campaign That's it. Whatever dude. I wouldn't get into the political It's all talk You there's no action. There's nothing. Yes. Yes, but if you do There's no action. There's nothing. Yes. Yes, but if nobody is With negative energy then it will still fucking happen If you

Don't talk. Oh, please it's called a self-fulfilling prophecy and it's a very real fucking thing Bobby is sitting here doubting himself and he is less likely to succeed and get to that next level because he's doubting No, that's is gonna push him. That doubt pushes. Look at David Tell. He hates his act. He thinks he's so unfunny. That's why he's great because he keeps pushing himself.

I know, dude. And I'm not saying that there's not exceptions to the rule, but David Tell could be in a different place and be it because he is the funniest man of life. Don't take it. So he could be a big deal. All right. All right. I just need co-kehead.

Relax what you fucking. You go out, out in your your backyard you lay five bricks every day Every day for three hundred at the end you get these bricks that blows a home deep both both both If you lay five bricks every day, right at the end of the year You don't have a huge wall. You don't have to like so then they go bricks You don't have the you. So then they go bricks. You don't have to be inspired. You don't have to be creative about it. If you, and not only that.

Where do you get the money for the bricks? So crack. Is that work? No, I'm serious. Where do you get the money to get the bricks? If I want to buy the bricks, where do I get the money for that? From anything.

I don't understand what you're asking me. I guess you're creating a metaphor, but I don't understand what you're referring to. What I guess you'd be a Created metaphor, but I don't understand what you're referring. What I'm saying you're gonna do I want to if I talk in this tone and I look at you with my head tilting. Yeah, it sounds like I mean something You understand what I'm saying dude. There's a swag that put it on Have and you talked about it before with Kevin Hart Kevin Hart would not be where he's at if his swag was Yes, he works but off but he had a fucking attitude and an energy to him that enabled people to buy This I fucking worked in sales my entire life every job that I've done before I was a comic was in fucking sales And there's a reason that there are guys

Cross it in sales and there's a reason We got a good morrow. We were saying the brick thing. Let's say one guy who didn't who just worked hard didn't think positive and other guy who thought positive did the same thing Who's more proud of their wall and who's gonna who can't get more shit Who cares who cares who's proud of it hard and think negative people really don't care about the product your Bulls you your bugging that let me say something if you People off your problem if you lay five bricks every day even if you don't know how to lay bricks mm-hmm how at the end of the year right even the bricks that you didn't want to lay

you're gonna be better at laying bricks at the end of the year then you can ask you as question though seriously yes how I want to ask you question how did you get the money for the brisk like where did that come from you're done to get a about a very specific thing. Yes, you are right. You could fucking lay down bricks and build a wall. 100%. You can become a professional comic and have a negative attitude and get to a very high level. I'm just saying there's a very real thing to having a positive energy, having a goal and having a positive attitude towards achieving that goal.

I'm not making this up. There's a million books. That's the point that I'm making and there are no books that disprove it. There's nobody that is truly successful in the world that agrees with you and there's a ton of people that are too successful that agree with me in this. Dude, you, what a fucking you, you're saying what the fuck the books are with the books are. You put five words on a page every day for a year. It's just horses. But I you don't put in the work. You don't put in the work. It doesn't have to. I agree. Nobody is saying not to put in the work. I'm saying you're going to put in better work, smarter work, more efficient work because you have the right

now. You have the boss. You can still do that. That you can still do that without having a better attitude. Right. I get what you're saying though. When I walk into the cell and I'm in a bad mood, I will fake it. I'll put a smile on at the table. Hey, everybody, how are you? I don't want to be a dicker on everybody and be a sad sack. That I get. But when it comes to work, it's just work.

It's work. That's it. Relationship. I think you're smart of that shit. I don't agree. Move back a little. I always believe in work. Yeah, you have been on the camera the whole fucking show. I agree with that too. Of course, work. Work is work.

Stay right there. Most of the stuff that you do that makes you a better artist is not the stuff that you like. Right. It's not the stuff that you're inspired at. It's bombing that makes you a better comic. It's not the stuff that you're inspired about. It's not the stuff that you like doing. It's the stuff that you a better comic. It's not the stuff that you're inspired about. It's not the stuff that you like doing.

It's the stuff that you don't want to do. You don't think that if you sit there and you meditate, now Jerry Seinfeld, how it's turned. These all transcendental meditation. They've all trained their brain to control their thoughts and their breathing and their, what they think is gonna happen. For years, now that happened as a result of their success?

They did it before, they did it before, before, before 30 years. Okay, so you sit there and you go, the walls of Lagantelay now crumble away, I fulfill my destiny. I let go of all my hatred, I forgive myself, I forgive the people. And you do this over and over and you clear your thoughts

of negativity, you clear your thoughts of resentment, you clear your thoughts of hatred, and you're thinking happy and peaceful. You don't believe that those things will come to you. I think, you don't think that attracts. I think it makes sense. Now we're talking about the fucking your week. Your week.

I think you're a week individual. If you have to go and say the same shit over and all that, go and do the fucking work, shut your mouth and go to work. But in a way that's doing the work, I don't know, dude. I don't meditate. I don't need to get myself in that type of mental state But for me to sit there and go like no me having a positive attitude towards my goals Like I'm I go weak by weak. I'll be in a funk and I will do less work because I'm mentally going shit, dude

I'm not putting that sweet on it. It's not wasted. It's being fucking real. Okay, you a lot Wait a minute, dude. You know I'm'm with you. No, let me say this. I'm with you, but stop and don't fucking get mad when he calls you, and that's not real. Finish your thought, dummy. Don't you say that's real. No, it is. That means nothing. You should push yourself out of the fun.

Dude, and I do, obviously, is why I'm still fucking here. But people have fucking moments where they feel, where they feel like shit. You don't get up and you don't write that day, or you don't a podcast or you don't edit or you don't do what you got to go. So what you're saying is your sleeves are in a funk. Yeah sure you were. Yeah. Yeah. And then when you're in a positive attitude and you have some shit going on, this is why

when you get something, it just starts to snowball. And it's not a coincidence, dude. Mark, you said that to me recently. You're like, dude, you'll get on TV once and then it'll turn to another TV So another spot another spot and it's not because everyone's going oh marks on TV Let's book them now. No, it's because your attitude and your energy is positive You believe in your fucking ability to get on television and you're projecting that under the people that are auditioning you and that is a Fuckin fact. I'm not gonna. I won't even like I want to debate any of that shit

You can sit there and go. Yeah, dude. You can get successful without having a positive attitude But to sit there and go, yeah, dude, you can get successful without having a positive attitude. But to sit there and say it's not gonna help and it's not gonna do anything year-week. If you think that, that's fucking crazy. It helps. I'm not saying, I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's, it sure it's easier.

No, you're saying my dad left me. No, your dad's dead. He didn't leave you. My dad left. My real dad left. My real dad left. My dad left. Your dad died in a parking lot of a tarjet. But he planned on leaving. Yeah, his dad left my dad left your dad died in a parking lot of a tarjay

But he planned on leaving yeah, he planned it. He was packed He was like you're assing I will not let you take me out like this. I will go dignified like Look at I tend to agree with, I think that you can, so you don't believe that positivity attracts positivity, negativity attracts negativity. I think you don't believe that. I think you don't believe that. You do.

He's sitting here saying, if I think about being famous, it'll happen and done it, I love. No, it's not thinking about it. It's thinking of doing work to become famous. There. If you keep the positivity going, that you got to, that's what I have. thinking about it. It's taking a doing work to become famous there That's yeah, if you keep the positivity going that you I agree it's easier to do it when you're inspired when you when you have a positive attitude But the when the work gets done the work gets done what I believe in is that that that funky situation that you're in right now Mm-hmm is still part of your life.

Right. And you have to embrace the shitty part of it as well as the victories that you have. It's life. There. And you have to embrace all of it because you can enjoy the things that you enjoy if you haven't had some shitty stuff that goes on in your life. Well, here's the thing. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I bands make one row happy because he has such a shitty life what I know that what is that you like rubber bands I know that what I know the things that when I'm doing

well when things are going well in my life it's because number one I'm taking care of my physically, spiritually, and mentally. Do you understand? Yes. Well, those three things are in check, and I'm doing them. My life is smooth, and I enjoy it. I'm happy. I'm grateful, which is a fun. I think being humble and grateful are the two keys to life. When I went and saw Arty for quality of the day, which first of all, I wanna tell people, he is doing better.

He's doing great. He's in rehab. He's got a long way to fucking go. And I wanna thank Amy Schumer, I'm gonna give a fuck what you think about her. She is a solid human being. One of the funniest people around, but a solid human being,

she put that thing together for Arty. Oh really? with the comedy seller. And that money, people were questioning, where does this go to? It's going to be a long time. He's got a long haul, but he's definitely on his way back. He cracking me, Norton and Keith went up and visited him. The nurse had a wig on. He's a shorthair wig, short-haired wig, short-haired black-row wig, right? He said, he goes, look at this James Brown motherfucker. I hit the fucking floor, because it was, it was James Brown's hair. I didn't even notice it.

So he's like, up like, he's like making jokes in shit. He's making jokes, look, he is a way back, man. He's, no, I'm saying, look, he, you know, that's a crazy thing, what happened to him, but he's got a long way to go all the support and prayers and love and positive Fucking thoughts. Are you believing it now? Don't you? Well, I'm talking for my act. I'm kidding But yeah, so when I saw you know when I saw him the other day it made me grateful I was kind of like oh shit. What the fuck am I doing? I'm fucking grateful You know, when I saw him the other day, it made me grateful. I was kind of like, oh, shit, what the fuck am I doing?

I'm fucking grateful. I remember him just being, he loved hosting. He loved the people. He would stand, the shit they used to kind of bug me about him. Oh, this motherfucker shaking hands with everybody. Loud, cray, I miss. Taking pictures. I fucking miss. I fucked up, miss taking pictures. I fucking miss.

I fucked up. It was me. I fucking was wrong. I should have appreciated that. If I don't do it, that's fine. If I'm not like him, that's fine. But I should have appreciated because he loved it. And now he can't do it.

So you will someday. He's positive attitude. But I was saying this max. No, that's not what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not listening. I'm saying he made me grateful to see him coming back. And he was like, I was grateful. So I think a grateful to be humble and to be grateful

are two things that are powerful. They don't take away from you. I think they're powerful. And they make you internally have light. It gives you light where you cannot get aggravated. Not, but say, do things mean or fucked up, not let life like you say, which does suck, no matter what, affect you as hard.

But you will have darkness again. And that's the point. I'm gonna have black people on the show again. The point is not really that you have high points and you have low points. You get up, you show up every day. Regardless of what you're feeling. And if you don't have a goofy board,

did you put your horse shit on a knife doesn't matter as long as you so well every time but it makes it easier I have a horse shit board I think you're lying to yourself I'm actually selling horse shit board you're right Cass we sell horse shit board I agree with you in the sense that I think it really tests your metal and I think you see who people are when they're going through shit

when shit's going bad and your backs against the wall and you got a swing you see the type of person that that you are all right? I know so I agree and I think and I think if you lay down and go oh my god I fucking suck shit so I do it. Yeah, it's some bitch ass shit But we've all been there dude. You've sat in your fucking bed big ass fucking don't you the scariest mother fuck right now? You said You know when you You lose when you

Race car race car in a theater position and you had a Dante moment where you cried and you said dude I'm having a fucked up time in my life Hang on Hang on Hang on hang on all right hang on You've all said that and think of your asshole Everyone in here is so to do You all said the room with Louis you all said puts full you all said the room with three shemales Well, one of them did coke and you sucked his dick until it didn't get hard and Dave Smith filmed it

Then you jerked off and you had to we try to wipe the fucking the taste from that condom out of your mouth Now you jerked off and you had to try to wipe the fucking the taste from that condom out of your mouth. What condom? What condom? What condom? Quitter. He fired. So let's scare the cat. You never had a shit day.

I have a shit day, but you get up and you show, look, what I'm saying. You never felt sad. Yes, you never had a problem. You never told. You never cried and felt shitty about your shitty career. When my father died, I felt bad. No, doctor, we said you should cry. No, you should cry about your friend.

I'm good. I'm good. You still sit. I got a positive attitude. You idiot. A positive attitude about my shitty. We should tie John to have him pee on his Jeep. Just watch him weep a little. And should tie John to have a pee on his Jeep Watch him weep a little And the watch is fucking him fill up in his pants

Is that what he's into that fucking bone wearing creep from Brooklyn? I like it when you piss on me Look I get that people need certain crutches you need stupid horseship board I need to sit and fucking a mirror and go people like me Whatever I don't need it board. I don't need it. It's like a week a week Your week get up show up and do what I understand you're saying but I disagree I don't think you're weak. I understand that sometimes people need to hit a bottom Sometimes people need to fucking do a little sheet therapy sometimes people need to hit a bottom. Sometimes people need to fucking do a little sheet therapy. Sometimes people need to fucking calculate

what the fuck's going on and then feel a little shitty for yourself, but there is a point where you do have to get up and you do have to get back on a spiritual whatever that is, physical and mental. You have to take care of yourself. I right now, I am not in a fucking, I ain't, look, I got a job coming, I gotta, I gotta, shit. I think that's right, I am not in the fucking, look, I got a job coming, I got a shit. I think that's right, I'm scared of-

What's going to happen next? Your friend is, you're afraid of success, dude. I'm not afraid of it, but it's like what the people are saying, do congratulations, I'm like, oh, for what? For what? You're on a ship, you know? Yeah, but it's not on yet. Because you want to, I get I get that way

I get something and then I'm freaking out about it But that's part of it just like wow when I got the colon I was like you got it you feel good and then you feel shitty and you got it You have to embrace wait. I think when you the problem is is not embracing all of that. The sad part, the scary part, you have to embrace it and live it as opposed to just stop cherry picking your life about what you want. So what you're saying, you're not gonna be, well, I don't agree with this,

you're not gonna be happy every second of the day. It's up and down, it sucks here and there. And you got, stupid board doesn't fix that. Who has a, you made the board up. You know, but you made it up I get about that and people staring the mirror and I get it I get it. It's people people people need a crutch and it is weakness But I'm not saying that I have a problem with that weakness. You got to do what you got to do

You will forget if they you see You're a fuck em or you'll punch them in the face. You're eating but and rip the board in half but you the point is you you you're in a situation with whatever you need Whatever you need to to to get up and I'm one you do but to say that that's the way for things You need to say I think here's a deal. Shut up. I think everybody has their own little thing they do. Everybody has their way. Some people use ego.

Some people use ego to make it. Some people use ego waffles, that's Bobby. I didn't mind it. I love Egos. That's a pun. I haven't had an ego in a long time. I do love Egos. Oh, the way the butter melts in the fucking holes love it. It's the egg goes great

Oh I'm gonna go around the room and give everybody's plugs, but first things first, I want to thank the fans out there. You guys are the best. Thanks for joining the riot, checking out all the shows, but thank you for following this show. You know what, dude, podcast is getting bigger and bigger every week. And it's because of you guys. Thank you for donating. Thank you for buying the merch. And thank you for telling your friends. And thank you for listening to the show, downloading it and listening to it. I want to send prayers out there for Artie and Tracy and everybody.

Artie is doing great. And I want to thank, you know, Anne Schumer for hooking that up in the comedy seller and all your motherfuckers who donated, even if you didn't know what you were doing or why you should but you did, well, spread in the word or retweet in it. Thank you so much for sharing that. I want to thank my, I want to say hi to my friend, Joe Yanetti, who just is recovering from throat cancer,

he's a comic from Boston, another guy who, you know, we all donated to him and there's a link up on his website. You can still donate to help him out over the next year. He's going to recover, but he needs help too. So, I want to thank, you know, and of course, there's all this stuff with OPEN Anthony. It's going to work itself out. There's a lot of stake, people's jobs, people's lives, There's a lot of stake, people's jobs, people's lives, and people's careers, and it sucks. And I love Anthony, and I care about him, and I love Opie and Jimmy, and I love the show.

And all you fans who have supported all of them and us over the years, I know you don't know what the hell's going on, neither do I. It's a fucking shock to the system. And you wanna do stuff, and you wanna lash out, and you wanna just do stuff and you want to lash out and you want to just, you know, make something happen. It's, these things happen and I don't know what to do. I really don't. But we can't not support Jimmy and OP and you cannot not support an Anthony. So whatever it is that

happens, whatever direction it goes, you you know we kind of stick together I think and kind of help each other flower into whatever the fuck we're gonna do so anyways I want to thank I'm gonna roll for coming on Marrow what do you got I can just say plug last comic standing and just watch me every Thursday on last comic standing. Hi Deb absolutely you. How great is that? That's fun. I'm having fun. Awesome, dude. Awesome. Awesome. What do you got, Mark? Do you know when this will air? Next Monday. Oh great. My album drops July 15th. Yeah. So if it's after that, hey, thank you. Yeah.

What's it called? It's called Still Got It. Still got it. Comedy Central Records. It'll be on iTunes and all that good stuff. So yeah, keep a look out for that. Does Ian still over a Comedy Central records will be on iTunes and all that good stuff so yeah keep a look at for that and is Ian still over Comedy Central yeah yeah yeah is he running it now okay who's running it uh... dare us some chick oh cool yeah jack varnies to do it now yeah great that's awesome to congratulations thanks thanks well you want to you want to know if you don't know mark no much comedy you need to know it if you don't know Mark Nomew's comedy, you need to know it.

He's one of the funniest motherfuckers coming up. He's been on fire for the last year, year and a half. So you want to get this fucking album. Make sure you get it and support his, get it off iTunes, make it number one, tell your friends, and leave a review on how much you fucking love it. A five star. Don't give a fucking anything else but a five star. Appreciate it. What do you got Dante? I'm one day job.

Let me just finish get a little bit of stuff. Wow. I just pointed at you and you flinch. Yeah, it's because you're wearing a professional wrestling fucking belt as a watch. Oh, yeah, look at that. I got an intercontinental title around his wrist. That's an Invicta right there, right? That's an Invicta. A Venom. I got a, I'm one, a stars network,

reoccurring character on power. It's just one of the episodics with the Black Show, right? Yeah, it's kind of like the New York wire. Kind of like that. Right, I'm saying John. I don't know. I said that. Yeah, that's great brother.

I have a couple episodes on that episode five and six. Sorry, but if I want to watch it tonight, it'll be on, it'll be on, well, I'm on, yeah, it's on demand. My episode comes Saturday coming. Okay, we actually checked out what else you got. We've got Bage Phillips show. Bage Phillips show. Podcasts, podcast if you got problems with your bitch, you need some bitch management.

Listen to the show. Ha, ha, ha, dudes is under fire. I don't know. Bitches is out of pocket. All right. Got a hall that you boy. It's shit straight. I'm sure you had to get that happiness.

It's not not what you horse shit vision board, either. It's real pimping. It's about this real pimping. I, uh, I'm just gonna go home and see my wife tonight and hopefully I'm soup I'm gonna make her maybe we have dinner together and watch the sun go down on the rabbits up on the front Now I'm gonna slap her right in the fucking face And hold down bitch up. She's out of pocket. She's out of she's in my pockets taking all the money Yeah, and I guess and this I just got a movie that just the

Drop I got a movie to just drop cool. It's all drunk. I wanted to be a Well, it just went to Nice he plays a silver gorilla My name is bone here Would have been really cool. You know the name of that gorilla on the fucking eight racist These are Go ahead I got a movie that just just came out on DVD. It's a call once a minute. I'm Brooklyn. I play it. Yeah, you play a big guy I'm a love interest. I play I play the love interest. I do I have my own dairy cheese my goat cheese

I make myself it's gluten-free and I fall in love with the woman who has her own spinach farm We live in West Chasjo We know you're fucking you're you're you're you're you're a big guy You're a big guy that gets shot early in the movie actually know I make I'll be on season two you bitch No, it also Oh Okay, what do you get that wasn't a joke? Come on, what do you got guys come check that August 2nd? I'll be headlining the Garcia's at the capital theater in Portchester, New York Reagan that's actually a spot

Quick, dragon! That's actually a spot. No, I'm fucking, it's me headlining the first time they're doing it. Oh? Comics at the comics. And the last. There it is. There we go. No, I'll give you that.

That's so easy. That's so easy. And the last. I got it. No, last time I got it. No sir, I really want people to come out for this. We know you do. The guys in comics. Comics in Fox was there.

There's our new span. So they just went to a place in Atlantic City. What's it called? It's called Garcia's at the Capitol Theater. It's a Capitol Theater which is a big rock theater. Yeah. But they have like a like a headlining you. So they're headlining you.

They see like little like. Like lounge. Loungey type thing. like a so they're headlining you they see like little like right lounge lounge you type thing right and they're headlining you they're headlining me that's great damn good for you buddy yeah thanks to come out to that August second go to my website Puerto Rican rattlesnake.com if you do not want to use the other link califistica sucks calm that's okay but it's there if you want it and why would you have to do that what why she's in Italy she's not even here why do you get a

fucking say it I'm sorry guys go to Kelly for circus sucks that IT which is the Italian I payed an extra $11 for that one She's fucking ordered another thing a push you don't play one more thing of hand please And follow me on Twitter at Louis J gome. I'm catching up with Kelly soon enough. She's beating you. Oh, she's beating me. Wow. But when I came on the show, I only had like a thousand Twitter followers

and she already had everybody. Nobody's followed her since. Uh-huh. That's that true. That's true. That's not true. I swear to God, that's true. Well, when she blows that use hostile, she'll get a couple more.

What is it? What is it called? Youth hostile. Youth hostile? The two youths. What she blows you hostile? I'm nervous you use you scope. Oh, what do you have besides never opening for Lewis again? That's not a problem trust me

A little more ask is he cuz I'm the only dude helping him out besides you know, I got Andrew Schultz He's bigger and better. Oh And you're better Andrew also plays a clubs which will not let you open so oh Is that right you just dug yourself you fucking dumb Regan? He plays a wave at than me. I'll never let you in. And the last. What?

The last. What are you? The other stand scoops problem though. Scopal doesn't know how to take a hit. He literally gets, yeah, it's not a fucking problem. It's like, what? How are you even being funny? It's like, yeah, he's not open for me.

I don't give a shit. I have Andrew Schultz is way better. It's like, yeah, he's not open for me. I don't give a shit. I have Andrew Schultz, who's way better. It's like, could you fucking... Everyone left. No, we left, because you're fucking just mean. Because we hate Lewis. Yeah, nobody likes Lewis.

I forget, it's so I have about that. Fucking Christophe, learn how to fucking not be fucking so real. Look it. Okay. what the fuck is that that was your moment that of purpose okay okay I got I just get me that at Chris go put one Twitter and then your dates Bobby yes the 16 17 18 19 you leave it hang on you gotta take up I give it up

give it up okay by I see you later I Lewis by I love by 16 17 18 19 you'll be at a Montreal You gotta take off, I give it up for you, give it up, okay, but I didn't see a letter. I lose. Bye. I lose. 16, 7, 8, 6, 4, you'll be in Montreal, you'll be in Montreal, Canada, right? And then you're back there, the 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, right? No, 27, you're in Montreal, but you have to sail, Wilford, can't read that word, theater. 28th, 27th, 28th. Yeah, and then July 31st August 1st second and third You're at the comedy works in Denver, Colorado

17th and 9th and 10th your stand-up live in Phoenix nice All right guys, you got my dates. You know my website. You got my app. You got the podcast make sure you show the fuck up spread the word I'm gonna start working on a new hour. I'm gonna be fucking doing some of the old in there because I don't know what the fuck else to do But I'm gonna be working on the new stuff. I got a couple jokes. I got two jokes Positive I'm gonna get my board up. I'm gonna get my board you guys are the best fans in the fucking world Thank you for supporting me. Thank you for supporting all my friends and thank you for Just being the shit. I'll see you guys later. You know what? Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras desperan.

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