Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Ice Flow Jackson's

Episode Date: September 1, 2014

Robert is joined by Joe List, Brendan Collins, Dean Lowry, Mike Lawrence, Howard Porter, Kelly Fastuca and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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For the hell of doing it Why can't I stand? I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm sorry I'm sorry I. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I got babies. So happy. Oh fuck, I got babies. Oh, fuck it, I'm getting a kicker. All right, guys, here we are. I'm sorry about that. We, I had fucking, someone had the level, there's the knob that no one told me about,

no one talks about, that's what we call this knob. And, because Rob never told me that knob existed, because he didn't want me to touch it. So, you know, because I would talk about it. This sounds like an Uncle Malar stations. The knob that no one talks about, you can touch it, but it'll tell you. Yeah, it's, uh, what's wrong?

I'm actually trying my headphones up. Oh, um, yeah, so this knob was turned all the way to the right for some reason, which makes it extremely loud, because that's the intro music knob, and I didn't turn it down to everybody. I just blow out everybody's ear. It was like being in scanners. Good fucking reference. That's fucking reference. Holy shit reference. Kelly, why don't you go around the room and tell everybody what the fuck's going on.

Okay, to my right, the leader of the Liste Maniacs, Joe Liste. I prefer the truth. I don't lead Liste Maniacs. Frank Gwynne leads the Liste Maniacs. I'm just list. He's the list. But he's the master. And then he's right. Rida, rest of development. I've never spoken to you about that. No one to everyone is room want you to cast them. Dean Laurie. Oh, well, rest of the, let's go through a list. I mean, the rest of the development, the crazy, crazy ones. And also he was the showrunner and the mother fucker of Bronx warrants of the show I was on the show Bobby was on which was fucking great and he was great in it and it just dead now, right? It's dead, but there's Bobby. There's other things. Yeah, there's other things

But and then a man who about 45 minutes ago I called Mike It was literally eight minutes ago So you'll we ago. So. Is it? And then oh wait, this is the best though. Can I interject real quick? Yeah. Kelly called Brandon Mike and then goes like this.

Oh, it's because Mike Lawrence is on the show. Because she doesn't want clearly she's mistook him for his black friend and co-host. But I know Michael. But I just want to see him racist. So she's like, oh, I thought you were Michael Lawrence. No, no, I'm racist. I'm the hunter-knife.

And then in the middle of my Lawrence, my name's actually Brandon Collins. You fuck up. Yeah. He's getting mad. All right, Lewis, come. Mary, Mary didn't like it. Too late.

No. All right, to a great great. I'm glad I didn't fuck that up. No. This is the worst bachelor party ever. But, no way. There's no way this is worse than your actual bachelor party. I know, I saw the pictures from your actual bachelor party.

Oh, I went to Atlantic City and watched my friends lose money. It was the best. And then, is this your first time on the show? Yes. It is. Oh man. So the master behind all the posts you see for the YKWD, comic artist extraordinaire, Howard Borda. Oh. And Beanbag Champion, Bobby Kelly's Barbecue. Did he win? the YKWD comic artist extraordinaire Howard Bota.

And Beanbag champion Bobby Kelly's barbecue. Did he win? We won. Oh, you won. Was it because of you? Because of him. I scored 20 points and he scored one. You need 21 to win.

Last but not least, we have the producer Chris Scopo. Hey, what's going on everybody? I know why he's not on the show. He's a producer of the show. That fucking energy, just fuck. Jesus Christ. You're like a mushy chair in an audition. Is that like a Hannah Barbar-Berah cartoon?

Jesus Christ. He's trying to get chit together for the show. He's working. Hey, me too. And then the man behind everything, Roberto, Roberto Kelly. Call me a Roberto again and I will fuck you. What about you? What about you fun tits? I'm sorry, did that come out?

So no, sticky. Joy Liz has got a very good angle right now. Now Howard. How is your arm? How it is, how it, you work for DC comics then do you work for anybody else um uh no strictly for DC you strictly you did an arc of fantastic forward in the 2000s but you did I have worked for Marvel and stuff and I did some I could list up my tongue on some gatorade bottles that are out now. Really? And it felt like a Peyton Manning.

No shit. You're like, yeah. Well, that's crazy. Now, if you were to draw superhero tits, could Kelly's, could you fix those? Like, they're fine. They're fine. God damn right, they're fine.

You haven't really looked at the incredible bulk. So we got a great show today. A bunch of my favorite people are on here. And Dean Laurie's in town who is promoting a book that I gave Joe List. Oh boy. You didn't read it. Well, you didn't read the book. I plan to read it.

But the thing is, I left it in my car. It's like 10 pages long and it's mostly illustrations. I like the illustrations. And I read the, you know, the, what, the, the, the, the, the, praises. Praises? The back of the book, the blurbs. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you, are you, are you read the recommendations of the book, but then don't read the book?

That's like the biggest thing in the world. I read enough to go. This is great. Well, all right. Well, trust your opinion, New York Times. There's some real big names on there. That's like the biggest thing in the world. I read enough to go this is great Well, trust your opinion New York times. There's some real big names on there people I respect think this book is good Yes Howard I gave it to you. I read the first couple chapters of the audiobook that I bought Yeah, this is audio yeah, you know, it's actually but you send me a link I don't know you prefer to audio, but you want to know who reads it. Oh, you know, Vinny told her she was on a show a while back Yes, you know Vinny his girlfriend is Serena Scott Thomas who's a bond girl and she's the super upper crusty British woman Right and she's you know hilarious. She's the the sister of Kristen Scott Thomas, okay, and Thomas. And so she read the book a while ago

and thought it was just the funniest fucking thing. And she said, if you ever do an audiobook, I won't to read it. And I was like, it doesn't make any sense because it's written, you know, from the point of view of the sort of like filthy Alaskan. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Purver. And she was like, but just for, you know, for a moment, here would it sounds like when I read it. So she started reading it. And it's all the filthiest, you know, just nasty as stuff. but out of her mouth it was so fucking funny to me So she she reads the audiobook Kelly can we try that right now? Can you do an English accent? Yeah, I could read the read get a page

You got to get you got to get real upper cross. Can I get it? Can I get the page? I like let me see the page I just found a page where I saw the word tits Oh, well that's on every page. That's the minimum. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Joe Liszt, you're telling me if Highway Maindell says this is hysterical and it's 50 shades of funny, you're not going to read it afterwards. I just haven't got you.

I left it in my car. My car is, I live on the second floor. In front of your house? Oh, sorry. So you had to walk upstairs. Two plates of stairs. All right, Kelly, here we go. Okay.

This is the audiobook live on the YKWD. Ready? And British accent? No. Up across as you can get. No, not a British accent. He said it's, but we were, yes. Okay.

I'm just getting my direction and my motivation. Now you might remember that my usual pickup line. Hang on, stop. That's not Up Across. That's fucking in the ghetto. Oh, okay. That's a pick pocket. Speaking of Up Across, it's still doing your shit. Yeah, yeah, it's a pickpocket. Speaking of it across the screen.

Yeah, yeah, it's a gypsy. Somebody fucking Brad Pitt hung out with. Now you might remember that my usual pickup line. Hang on, stop, stop. I want you to think Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins. There you go. Mary Poppins.

Now you might remember that my usual pickup line is open your pussy. But Pandora was in a totally other league. So it seemed like I needed to class it up a bit. I stepped up to her and smiled, hi Pandora, want me to part your beef curtains with my beef stick? That's very good. Well, give me this.

This book is, here's the little Kelly Conry. Here's the rob board, this book. Yeah, here's the problem with this book. You didn't tell me. You told me that it was fucked up and I said it was the Filthiest book that's ever been written. Okay, but you're talking to me. So I assume that you don't know me. Okay You know what I mean? I was just fucking you know doing a search on clitty.com for fucking multiple fucking you know Words I mean it turns out you don't know me

It turns out I can't turns out I don't know how to be funny on my own show. I just want words. I just really rambled for 10 minutes and nobody said anything. I give it to my friend Howard Porter, who was at my barbecue this weekend. And his wife, beautiful wife, really cool. Oh, please don't tell me she read. Well, I go here, read this book.

I didn't fucking, I didn't really know about it yet now is gonna read it you know i'm gonna i'm gonna do it on sunday night and uh... and monday night and i give it to him and i start reading the book i'm like oh shit she didn't read it oh thank god thank god oddly enough a lot of women have read it and ended up really liking it women that i've you know been kind of panicky about yeah

uh... like a friend of mine this guy paul mal who's a novelist like a fancy novelist like writes novel novels, you know, yeah, I gave it to him because he's a buddy and then his wife emailed me who's this very kind of like lovely Prim Delightful woman. Yeah, you know email to say you know, I read it and you know I thought it was hilarious and but you know in my ass puckered when she said that you know She picked the thing up because it's just as you know, it's, you know, for the point. Yeah, it's fucked up, but I do love the illustrations in it. I love this. Yeah, the great. You know, who reminds me of another comic book artist who we love here on the show? Yeah. Back, you know, back, right? No, I don't. You know, no, the first, the first,

No, I don't you don't know the first the first Postor we did back in the day Back he's a he's from Germany. He's a comic book artist in Germany. He does it's a little rougher, you know a little more like this He did me and and Derosa Just of course he made me a just a little tank a little fucking angry fat tank Derosa had nine chins. You know what I mean? But it's earwilders. He reminds me of that.

I love this illustration. Who did this? It's a guy named Dave McKenna. Dave? Dave McKenna, he lives out here. McKenna? You know him? No.

Oh shit. Yeah, he lives out here. And I was trying for forever to find an illustrator. And as you might guess, it's weird material to try to find like a good illustrator match for right and and I was struggling and then one of my friends said hey what about Dave that guy we went to college with he's kind of fucked up and living in the village you know just as exactly the kind of shit he does so and he was like literally he was he lost a job he was kind of had nothing going on I said hey Dave you want to do this and he said yeah and he ended up up being like You know him and cocaine or

I yeah, well I paid him and Guinness Do you know do you remember the was the animated movie that was I was it heavy metal? Yeah, yeah Remember it was really dirty and there was fucking in it. Yeah, it was the R rated animated I fucking that movie was the shit I was there was a lot of titties. I'll admit it, I get, sometimes I jerk off to anime. Yeah, I watch. Okay, you do?

Yeah. You do what's your thing? I like, I fucking get into the whole, like, like, just really big-titted Asian chicks and anime. For some reason, that's like really hot to me. I've never been into it before. I just started imagining an animator having to draw the same vagina over and over and over again.

There's nothing less attractive. But just a little different. And if you can see it open up. Yeah. And that vagina's voiced by Chris Scubo. Hey guys, how's it going? I'm an anime vagina. Yeah, Bobby, the mic's not working.

And my vagina's not working. I hate Monday. He was auditioning for Garfield. Hahaha. Hahaha. Someone get me some lasagna on your tongue, do you? Can somebody turn Joe on, please? Hahaha.

Hahaha. Jesus Christ. What are you here to watch? I don't know. What do you want me to do? I don't know what I'm going to do. What do you want me to do? I don't know. Get away. Have them. There ever been a problem with my performance on the show? Like a joke. I'm letting him make his joke.

I like talking about cartoon porn. What is it? He can have him read the kind of... Don't. I'm not going to try it, Joe. There's something about this, the cover of the book. First of all, you have a, the cover of book, you have a nun, which is my thing lately. Are you into nun porn? And also, also, I feel, I just looked at you, your fucking assistant is over.

What's your name again? Kate. Kate, I just, it's weird. Yes, I'm into nun porn. Yeah. I'm not into, look, I'm not into fucking nun nuns, like the nuns like the nuns I had but then a hot nun. Yeah Hotsick that's a that's a part of the book right. Yeah ice flow, you know gets sent to part of what he has to do in his mission Yeah, you know, he's got to learn he's got to learn about

Related and I was flows of pieces shit. I suppose the piece is just physically too physically He's physically hairy knuckles. He looks like if Dennis friends got stuck in a tanning salon yeah that that's a lot you know he's just disgusting thing he's got a six-inch dick but he only uses the first four because the fifth would kill a bitch and the six would open up a rip in the fabric of time right you know he's just he's he's a mess and yet he's the greatest coxman on earth right everybody wants to fuck him right and he's so he's so good that when earth is facing an extinction level threat obama calls upon ice flow because only his cock can save us all right so basically it's a it's a

sexual journey for ice flows trying to save us a part of it takes him to the hot nuns of a cc which is an order of nuns that the pope keeps hidden below the Vatican because they're so fuckable that if they were ever set out on the street, you know, there would be this this turns me on. I know this turns me on. Would you like me to come read it to you? It's not. It's Jackson. Yeah, it's a British actually. It's a very this type. I don't know why, but this type of stuff. I was on I got turned on, Lus. I used to jerk off. Remember, I think the original Call of Duty, when you, I-

The director off to Call of Duty. I'll explain. Okay. When you could talk, right? There was, you would play in a multiplayer game, and then y'all would say, you hear this sexy girl voice, hey guys, and you're like, oh shit, there's a girl in the room. And I used to meet this girl in like a part of the game,

we'd go over by the abandoned truck, and she would crouch down and just go back and forth with her character. Right. And I would stand on a barrel and it would be like she was blowing me. And she'd be like, she would talk to me like when I suck your cock. How you like it? Oh yeah. Put your cock in. Oh yeah.

Come on. Jump on my face and I jump. I used to fuck. I just had my deck out. So you'd have to jerk off quick before you got slaughtered? I would. No, I'd be fucking furious too. I'd be feeling like, where are you guys at? We need help!

They're attacking, I'm getting head by some fucking dude. Because it's a guy, I would definitely a guy. Oh no, it's not a guy, it was a real girl. It was just an army guy. Because you know I'm called a duty. There's no female soldiers, it was a dude. No, I should there, no. Oh right, right, I should just say, yeah, yeah. There we go. It was a dude

There we go. I was once playing Street Fighter again someone online and I could hear a kid getting beaten in the background I can't play like this. How about how about when you're playing real violence? I've played online where you just hear a kid in the back and go, Dad? Dad? One second, Dad. King of Kong? Dad. I got to do my homework, Dad.

Just give me one second. Max, is that all work already? What's like? All the way. Is your mic on? I don't know. What do you mean? Oh, God.

Like all the white kids who sound black left the malls and just went to online gaming. Like that's literally every type of... You said the word black and Brandon's behind you. I'm just waiting for the response. What else? What else has said the word white and Brandon's behind me? Oh shit.

I used to, yeah, you're not here today for your blackness. You're definitely here for your outfits. What you call me, I was like, oh boy. He co-produces a bunch of shows with a guy named Mike Brown. Yes, I know. He was here last week. Kelly called him that earlier.

I think he called him like Lawrence. She tried shooting him. Could they ever like, you know, like that movie heavy metal? Yeah. Could they ever animate something like this? movie heavy metal? Yeah, could they ever animates something like this it's I sold it. I'm doing it. Oh, shit. I'm doing it as an animated series at FX with Adam Reed who created Archer right yeah, he's my partner on it. So he I want to be a voice can I be a voice? I want to borrow your hire right now. You probably could be I spoke I want to be a fuck tell me what I got to do yeah, because I want to be ice-mo. I wanna be a fuck, tell me what I gotta do because I wanna be a voice in this,

because I think, that's it, you're in. This is fucking, I mean, here's the thing too. By the way, it's called romance for men, I don't know, we mentioned that. The name is very deceiving, because when you told me about it, I was like, I go, oh, this queer road of fucking novel.

You know what I mean? Because I, you know, Dean's in front of him, I'm like, this fucking queer road of novel, and I go, romance for men. And I came out into the porch, and the sun was glistening on the Mississippi. Go fuck yourself, Dean's in front of him, I'm like, this fucking queer, I wrote a novel, and I wrote romance for men. And I came out into the porch, and the sun was glistening on the Mississippi. Go fuck yourself, Dean. But then he sent me the book, I'm like,

what the fuck is this? Well, the idea is, you know, it's like, what would a romance novel written for guys look like? And that's what this is, just everything guys would want. And basically, there are a few rules, like no chapter, longer than four or five pages, every chapter with an illustration.

It's meant to be like, you know, it's broken down into the length of time, it takes you to shit. This book, first of all, should be in every dude's bathroom. Yeah, well, it's meant to be, it's shitable. You need to have it, because I'm reading today the thing about the gay guys. Yeah, here it is right here.

This fucking cracked me up. It looks martial war-fueled from nightcooks. It's shitable. There you go. Yeah. Rules for being a gays. It's suitable. There you go. Yeah. Rules for being a gay boy. This is funny.

If you don't go past the tip, not a gay boy. If you get no pleasure from fucking a dude, and your heart is filled with hate while you're doing it, you're not a gay boy. If you're drunk enough, if you're drunk enough whiskey, if you're drunk enough whiskey to legally blow a 2.8, or what is it? That 8.28.

0.28, is that bad? It's real bad. Okay, is that dead? You're close. I'm not an alcoholic. Or higher, you're not a gay boy. If you let a dude fuck you, you're a gay boy. But if you let a dude fuck you're a gay boy.

If you enjoy fucking a dude, you're a gay boy. There's nothing wrong with being, you had to add this in. I know why you're a gay boy. But if you let it do fuck you're a gay boy, if you enjoy fucking a dude, you're a gay boy. There's nothing wrong with being, you had to add this in, I know why you're adding this. That's alright. Someone, some editor went, listen, alright, this is funny, I love it, but you need to say this. There's nothing wrong with being a gay boy. Well, the funny thing about Iceflow that I was kind of liking is that he's just got a lot of criteria for what makes you not a gay boy. So that if you're watching Gilligan's Island while you do it, it's... So basically, he's a gay boy. He's just covering a lot of bases to qualify. Yeah, so he fucks dudes, he gets his dick sucked.

I think so. Yeah, like the rest of us. Like all of us. Yeah, we just hide it. Yeah, right, Joe? Yes. Yeah. I would probably have sex with Bailey J.

Every time I see that Sure, you know, I was trying to call you last week, but you didn't answer your fucking phone me. Yes. When was this? I called you Tuesday I called you there a Wednesday I was trying to invite you to my barbecue because I know you came to town early Yeah, yeah, what a love to come. I was trying to invite you to the barbecue And here's a problem with the barbecue Can I talk about this? I got some problems with it too. Oh, no, no my problems What are you fucking problems? Well, I've found out yesterday you threw your barbecue on topless day in New York

Everywhere international you guys know about this? No, Sunday was Google Images It was topless day there's a parade from Columbus circle down to union square naked women topless women trying to get i don't know they're acting like they want free rights because man can walk with their shirts off which i don't think you really can many places and so uh... they did the whole march and there's just topless women everywhere and i'm at your dumb barbecue playing bean bags with how. I got one fucking point

I thought you had a good time. I had an okay time until Monday when I Google image topless Sunday. Oh, yeah It's wild. Listen man. Let's just tips running around New York City And I'm running around there attached to legs. Let me see Kelly. Here's a deal. That was in 30. It's not how the fuck Good oh shit, it is that good. Well, dude. There's one pair of good kids the rest of them looks like my sister Fucking volcano titties Yeah, there is look at those tits Not our tits not Kelly. Sorry. I'm talking even titties Yeah, there's something about Mary Titties right there. Yeah, there's a terrific boobs. Yeah, there's a round. Yeah, pastor

Anyways, oh, that's not bad. Other than that. We had my barbecue and here's a problem with having a barbecue when you have You know, I, Keith Robinson calls me up and says, listen, you're a piece of shit. If you don't have a barbecue in the next week, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out pretty much. Because I'm one of the only guys that are not a friend who has a house, who has a barbecue, has a backyard. So it's your responsibility?

It's my responsibility, but I fear it because here's why. Back in Boston, day-fetched Gerald, comedian, back in the day Fitzgerald comedian back in the day 50 you know, you know, Fitsy, he would have barbecues and everybody would go and you'd feel almost honored if you got invited blah blah blah and he died. Patrice used to have the barbecues and we all he passed away got arrested so now I'm the guy having the barbecue I'm just fucking like am I am my next? Yeah, I feel it's not final destiny. I'm sorry. What did you say? You're next. What do you mean I'm next?

I'm in a very high strung. Your nervous guy yelling a lot. The way it's been discussed on previous episode. I worry about you. Mathematically speaking. You're very promiscuous as a youngster. What? Fucking AIDS. I don't have AIDS. The follow has barbecues. He'll die. He're very promiscuous as a youngster. Ha ha ha ha. What? Fucking AIDS, I don't have AIDS. The ball has barbecues, he'll die. He's very high strung. All right, listen, blood pressure.

So we have this barbecue, but here's a problem with barbecues. You forget people, you invite, okay, Duke Keith, Norton, Colin, oh, we're gonna invite Amy, okay, Joe and Kelly and, oh, Dan, and then, oh, he's not, Dan, and then all of a sudden you start remembering all these people you have to invite. The party went from five people to 30 people. Now here's the problem, I should invite a mic. I should invite a you, right?

I invited Howard. You did invite Brandon. I did invite, you didn't give me the address though, but you talked to me on Saturday. Oh, no. You have a zip code. Okay, and this is exactly what I'm talking about. I'm talking about you with that move.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. No address. Ben Bailey gets mad at me. He fucking saturday night. He, I leave. And I was coming back. He didn't know that he goes, he doesn't think I know about his barbecue.

And I come back and he's like, oh shit, he talked about your barbecue. I'm like, Ben, of course you can come. I've known you for 20 years, you can come to my barbecue. You just text me, where's the address you dummy? Yeah, what do you want? You could have just came, Michael.

I just came right now, but no. No, I was thinking like, I, you know, I forgot to invite fucking Adrian, who's a part of the show. I forgot it. You did the one on the left. Is that thing? Yeah, I'm about to do a wedding.

That whole thing is that. We fucking nightmare. That's all weddings are. Oh yeah. And it's open that list. And the thing is like comics like we're used to not getting booked for things. But it's also we're the fucking worst about not getting booked for things. You did it smart, Mark.

Did you get married in a Pokemon? I mean, I married my mom's backyard. It's like a small backyard. I can't make that many people. I'm fucking worst about not getting booked for things. You did it smart, Mark, cause you're getting married in a Pokemon, is that you? I'm getting married in my mom's backyard. It's like a small backyard. I can't get that many people. But it's like, I did the, I alobed in Maui, and I had a live videofeed of the wedding.

Your invitation was a website. So you went to the website at fucking nine o'clock and you watched me get married. So it was just you. And then you called my wife too. Oh, she showed up. And then the Hawaiian dude, the Hawaiian dude that looked like me with a conch shell.

Because you start thinking of the things like this where you're like, oh man, I really want to invite this guy, but I don't know his girlfriend that well. So I'll invite this sad single guy. It's sad because I don't want to deal with the plus one. You know, it's weird, but like even for a barbecue, okay, here's the problem too that you're gonna run into.

If you say, okay, I invited this many people, bending show up, all these people didn't show that will kind of like, okay, now. But you know how many people just wanna know the thing now? I got 32 fucking hamburgers, you motherfuckers. I gotta buy 32 hamburgers, 32 steaks. I mean, 32 sausages, hot dogs.

I got to make sure everybody has food. I can't just, you know, win it, win it. And if you show up, I don't have enough food for you. So now I got all this extra food, because you're a dickhead and you just wanted the invite. You just wanted the fucking, to know that you were invited, but you're gonna blow me the fuck off.

That's why, you know, it's likerison and calling got no fight about that shit Well, it's even worse with weddings what you got face because what happened is all these people are Well are SVP and then you got to pay you pay by the head for people that say they're coming and then like when we got married People I got calls all morning going. Yeah, we're not gonna make it today and you got to pay for all those people Yeah, and it's like, you know, it's expensive today and you got to pay for all those people yeah and it's like you know it's expensive and it's like someone's gonna be like look man I got a guest spot on a bring your show and

I just you know there was gonna be industry there like fuck you yeah it's it's like the wedding is way more important than my fucking barbecue you know what I mean and I'm offended that I didn't get an invite to your wedding but whatever the thing is I just want the invite I'm not I'm absolutely not coming I fucking hate weddings. I fucking hate them. I just you know I like the gifts after you know you get from the wedding is awesome all the fucking you know Yeah, they envelop some money talking to the microphone

We're we're having a Jewish I can always tell somebody who has never been on radio before because it like you know Yeah, we're having a Jewish wedding. We're doing it for the gifts, I mean. Are you really? I mean, how long you've been married, Howard? 29, 93, 21 years. Oh, wow, that's a surprise. To do the math. For your youth, you look young.

Are you fucking kidding me, dude? No, I won't be able to marry. You're 45. Yep. So you got married out of the gate I was with her six years before since I decided wow you guys are fucking sweet hearts. Yeah. Yeah, pretty. Oh my God Yes, what do you mean you were you are now? That's a real comment that that right there That's a real comic book fan the inability to let go of anything My collection. He's like I went through my wife being a clone I went through her time and coming back I went through all these different faces I'm still

with her I like the original wife I went through I went through when the original artist left and Howard Porter started drawing her I went through do you remember the playing with the asshole arc that we had? I like that arc. Yeah, exactly. The dark butthole arc. Yeah, the breaking of the dick arc. I like that. There's Fairmont wrote that one.

It went on forever. But the inner monologues of the dick were great. So, this thought balloon's coming out of a dick. I love this fucking inside comic book fucking shit. Howard took me to the DC offices. It was one of the greatest moments of my life, which I could only say because it's before my wedding. We got to hold the action comics number one.

The first appearance is Superman. Just the last night, a copy of that. Oh, yeah, last night with 3.4 million. Wow. Yeah. Really. Yeah. That's amazing.

Wait till the original Superman appearance was not a Superman comic. There's action comic, but he was in every issue. Like, I weaved. Like I started to cry. Like, hold it. When you held it. It's like if you, if you believe in religion and you hold the bite, like that's the one that started out.

That's the first superhero comic book ever really yeah in the Batman one with the the first appearance of Batman really how was the drawings it was a shitty that pretty good really it was just in a vault somewhere they have a library where they have every issue oh every single comic book ever published by DC by DC wow in this one library. And you got to go there. And you flipped out. Was somebody with you?

Like, there's a curator, yeah. Stuffy lady. But can a normal person not take a ticket to go there? Or did you have an inside thing? No, it's in the offices. He works, you know. Oh, so I can't just go to Washington DC, buy a ticket and go in there. No, DC, you think it's actually the Washington DC?

Is it not in DC? It's not in DC, man. It's not in DC, man. It's not in DC, man. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York.

You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York.

You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. You're in New York. Actually moving out like the whole yeah, are you what are you gonna do are do you work freelance at home or you work there work from home? Yeah, okay is getting a divorce most of the Story arc No, you that's crazy that you're married for that long brother. That's nuts Yeah, and you guys and you guys live in Connecticut and you do your are you have your his office is amazing by the way I love it and and you dungeon. It's not really a dice

It's very bright. I thought it was nice. We got the whole mr. Frees is gun from Pat man and Rob really That the shitty movie existed. I got the hold is gone. I went to marvel. Okay And I love marvel. I love I love you know, I'm probably more of an Avengers or Iron Man and You know fan right now X-Men, but I go back and forth. But when I went there, it was kind of like, they brought me into the rooms with the writers and there's like two or three guys in a room and they're working on the stories and they're really excited to show you what they're doing and you're like, oh, this is great, that's cool.

And I'm cool and I'm checking it out. But I didn't, but I didn't get to hold anything. I didn't get to see, like, I just went into room to room and then I went into the Thor room. And they let me hold the hammer, but that was it. That wasn't a hammer. Like, you said it is, it's going to be. It sounds like you had a fucking blast.

I was, that's horrible. Because they was, I took pictures of the, I got invited to the marble office and then Howard was like, let's go to the DC one that we get, I was that I was I took pictures of the I got invited to the marble office and then Howard was like let's go to the DC one That we get I was like sure and I think cuz I was with Howard they let us see more of like the cool shit So I need to find somebody Because even if you're a Marvel Marvel guy like when you hold that Superman it doesn't matter Yeah, like I wanted to see like I was like where is there something I can be like Holy fuck and I have like you know like I held Thor's hammer, but it's not it doesn't even weigh 800

million elephants it was regular weight It's like here's a washcloth that's daily gizzed on and that's how he created the Hulk I fucking take it I'd smell it I do something No, they treated it for their powers. They treated me really good over there, they did. But I know what I did, I never saw, I did a video, you know the apps, I love the fucking apps on the iPad. Well, reading a comic book on an iPad makes it so much easier, because it takes you,

because a lot of comps stoop it, and I don't know where to go sometimes, and this actually just goes to the next panel. And the next panel. In the next panel. I did one where I was supposed to be inside the comic book where at a point I would come on and go, hey, it's Robert Kelly, but I think they realized that how not famous I am. I think somebody sold them on me being more famous than I actually am and then they realized

nah, we're not putting that in the comic. Because I've been looking for it ever since. I was supposed to be in the iPad comic book app for Marvel. For Marvel. Yes, where I'd come up with, hey, what's going on, I say some stupid shit and then it goes away.

That's dangerous. That would have made me really. You lost out of that Marvel money, man. You fucked up. Well, I did it for nothing. I thought it'd just be awesome such a big fan I would have felt so weird because I would be reading that comic in me like oh it's Robert Kelly the guy didn't invite me to his barbecue Listen here's a deal brother. I should have gave you Joe spot if I knew it was titty day

Yeah, I thought I really had a great performance of that barbecue and some big some big laughs. Joe was undefeated in the cornflour. He actually writes three cheeseburgers. I got a smile from Max. And it was a pretty big day. Are you a Max on good terms now? I think we're good. Yeah. Good.

My trimming is hair a little bit. But my kid's hair is awesome. It's okay. Dude, Mike. How old are you kid? It's fine. 14 months. Yeah. That's about the time you got to start getting concerned about you kid? It's fine. 14 months.

Yeah. That's about the time you got to start getting concerned about hair line. It's a little bushy. What do you mean a little bushy? What are you talking about? Both of you just wrote a book and fucking do the fucks dudes. And it's okay if you have a coke. My kid.

That kid is growing hair for two people. All right. He's carrying the milk. The Kelly legacy of hair. It's a beautiful head, don't listen to these two. Do you think he's already concerned about the future of his hair looking at you? I don't, but me and you both,

I know, oh, it's the world. It's terrible, right? It's not terrible. How old were you when you first saw your gun on? Here's when I miss hair. I never miss my hair at all. I'm very content being bald, shaving my head, until we'd shot the pilot for sex drugs and rock and roll.

And we had to do a flashback. And they came in with one of these $1,000 wigs. Like, these wigs are someone's fucking hair. And it's on my head, and I had to get a haircut. So you have to go in and get a legitimate haircut. And I forgot how sexual a haircut is. When a woman... Yeah, when they're taking your head

and moving an old Italian man with one hand. Oh, sexual... That's hot breath on your neck. It's very... It's just... I've missed it. You know, you know, the soft touch and the washing of the hair and the neck. I know, you know, you know the soft touch and the washing of the hair and the neck and

Yeah, you know you got some good guys. You got some black eyes making fun of you look at this motherfucker white nerd motherfucker Oh, he called himself Brandon up in here. He got a 401k. You shit this motherfucker wearing khakis They only like me because I give good tips. That's why they don't they leave me alone now really what's a tip? I like my hair cuz I 18 so I give him 25 Oh, that is a big tip. Yeah, I put this motherfucker votes and shit This motherfucker part of the electoral process I'm not really comfortable with the race humor what was was going on? Oh, I'm sorry, Guy from Boston. It's a lot of serious issues having right now. But when I was getting my hair cut and then I had it,

and I remember on set, I'm like flipping it, to listen, like, what'd you say? And I was like, I miss my hair, I miss that. How did you feel you looked with that hair? I felt like I looked great. Yeah, I looked really good. And that's when I was really on the miss my hair, I miss that. How did you feel you looked with that hair? I felt, I felt like I looked great. Yeah, I looked really good. And that's when I was really on the no sugars, no grain. I fell off, you looking at me.

I love your acting ability. There's no judgment. There's no judgment. No judgment, but I'm back on for, it's been a week, yeah. Oh good, okay, great. Howard's referencing you when he draws his next thing book. That was me. That was me. That was me.

He drew an issue in which the thing died. Did you really? Yeah, we're going all over the place. Let me just stick with this. The barbecue situation, and it is a fucked up thing. Because you don't know, I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, but I can't have 70 people at my barbecue, and I can't have 70 people at my barbecue, and I can't invite 70 people and have fucking 10 show up,

and have 70 dolls worth, 70 people's worth of meat there. Did you buy beer and shit too, or? I don't buy alcohol, that's my thing, I don't buy, I buy tonic and sodas and waters, and if you want booze, bring your own booze. So people can bring it? Yeah, people bring shit, and my wife, we make dessert and we have food and my wife's a great cook.

Oh my God. Yeah, she's great. Well comics are flaky too. Someone just texted you. I got booked out of a better barbecue. I'm sorry. You know, like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know,

I know there's a certain core group of friends that I invite and then there's the, my other friends outside of that who can actually come, but if I have a barbecue, just stop the fuck by ya. If there's not enough food, I'll make your peanut butter and joyous sandwich, but don't fucking hate me. Seekily hate me, because I didn't invite you to my fucking barbecue.

Do you feel like a lot of people are angry at you about this barbecue? Dude, I, look, I know I know this, because I used to get mad at Dave when he, Dave Fitzgerald, when I didn't get invited, I felt you feel rejected, because when me and you sit down or on a road, we have a talk or we do something, you feel like you bonded and that you would be invited.

And then, but you, it's, like Patrice fought, didn't invite Colin because Colin said no. I didn't make it twice. So he's like, I'm not inviting him anymore because I know he's gonna say no. And there's certain people that I don't invite because I know they're gonna say no and I don't really people that I don't invite because I know they're gonna say no and I don't really need them to say no.

I don't want to deal with it. Keep inviting them, fuck off, you know, I'm not doing that. And then Colin called them up and said, why don't you fucking invite me? And because you're gonna say no, he goes, that's not the point, that's my invite. That's my friend, you're my friend. That I own that invite, you need to fucking invite me.

I'm your pal. And you get to let me decide, because what if I do want to go you need to fucking invite me I'm your pal and you get to let me decide because what if I do want to go and you didn't invite me and it's this weird friend psychological fucking boundary thing that you got to kind of be wary of you know a lot of politics and barbecues that I never really is man part of it you have you thrown a barbecue oh yeah and as people got mad at it yeah yeah and we're also like it you know we're always the family that throws every fucking holiday so thanksgiving Christmas all that stuff and so we always have people over and then it you know it gets to be a

thing like you know who you can invite who you get and then people that and it's what you're talking about it's I run into a lot of relatives who want the invite even though they're not going to be able to make it. And then they get pissy when I know they can't come. And then I get a call. I don't get invited. I'm like, yeah, of course you're invited. Well, I can't make it.

What's another thing? Like Christmas is terrible. If you've got parents, not together anymore. Yeah. You have to like separate your time. And then we're, oh, you're going to spend lunch with your dad, not with your mom, but blah, blah, blah, blah. It's fucking annoying.

Yeah, it's a fucked up thing. That's why I think you're doing the best thing what you're wedding Desnation wedding. I don't get mad when people like I invited L.A. People out of that same formality Right, you know because I have a lot of friends who I met here who moved there And I know they can't come and if people say they can't afford it or whatever that's I don't I don't get Personally upset about shit like that. Yeah, you know, I found out my dad's coming. I'm happy. That's it You dad who you do both parents are just a dad. I have both parents, but you don't talk to your mom I know I talk about my mom. I'm doing that my mom's place

Okay, so your mom's face with your dad your dad mom don't live together. Oh, no, they do four years ago But my dad's like never come to any of my TV tapings or anything. You're kidding me. No. Why? I don't know. That's fucking sad. Do you want him there? Yeah.

I made him my best man just so he'd show up to... Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Holy Christ. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Creep Jack ice flow con face. Yeah, that's a Jack ice flow his dad Yeah, yeah, he's got he's got the father problems in the book Jesus Christ man, you you right? I draw it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's very sad dude. I mean it is it is what it is like he He was a great father like he raised us and then he found a woman like afterwards like after raising us he sobered up and you know he was like you know what I'm good and we we we see each other like once or twice a year and that's about it

What is he live? He lives now he lives in Florida Well the thing was like with the tapings I remember like the first one I did I was like you're gonna come right you're gonna come you know and and he was like Yeah, I'll try and then he told me he couldn't and then by like the third one. I was just, you get a comb, right? You get a comb, you know? And he was like, yeah, yeah, I'll try. And then he told me he could it. And then by like the third one, I was just like, I accept it. This is what kills me.

Now that I have a kid, I have a son. I'm like, I can't imagine. And I don't know, maybe. He's never been in New York. And I've been here almost eight years. I can't imagine rejecting my kid like that. Yeah. I can't.

I can't imagine going, yeah, I'm not going to make it. I would fucking, I'd walked in New York if I had to. I couldn't afford it. I'd fucking hitchhike to make sure I made it to your taping. Do you want me to meet your dad in the next one? No, it's, you sure? I like having the empty seat in the front and then looking at the hallway. Because one day he's gonna clap and, no, my dad's like the Simpsons.

I remember the good years, I know it's still on and I just don't watch. I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. the front and then looking at the hallway because one day he's going to clap and my dad's like this Simpsons I remember the good years I know it's still on and I just don't watch. He's cool like I talked to him like you know once twice a month and you know it is what it is. Yeah the friendship. Yeah you're your friends now. You know and the thing the truth is like he had a stroke like a month ago. And I, you know, he's not the healthiest guy.

I thought about the idea of losing him and I don't want that anchor. I never want to be mad at him. Good for you, man. It's really cool that you, you know, what's the point of that. It sucks. And it is, I, look, I don't know. I just, I have a brand new kid, so I have no idea where I want to be when he's, you know, whatever your age is, 30 something.

31, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. So I have no idea where I want to be when he's, you know, whatever your age is, 30 something. 31, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe you, I mean, I remember when I was a kid, it was sad because my, you know, I didn't have a father for that time. And I had to go to like father, son, potluck dinner and my teacher had to take me. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah.

You know, Mr. Depersio took me to the... Ah! Mr. Depersio. And he's, you know what I mean? It's like I'm there with all my student friends in sixth grade. And everybody knows that Mr. D, and then they were like, is he your dad?

I'm like, no, he's my dad for tonight. And he was cool to do it, but it's still, it was like... The thing is, I like, it was like, when I was a kid, I had joint custody. So when we guys had my moms, and when we guys had my dads, and when we guys had my dads, and my mom remarried pretty much after the divorce. And I never, like my stepdad was just this do

that was there because I stood my dad. And now I, like my stepdad's still there, and I like it more now. Like he's doing so much shit for the wedding and everything. You stepdad. Oh yeah. Well here's the thing, my stepdad too. I love my stepdad, you know, Larry, who's like the shit.

I've said to him before, if you took over right when the other one left the original, if there was no other stepdad in between there, who fucking abused me and my sister for five years, I'd be a different guy. I'd probably be listening to all these, taking care of a lawn Having some working at like I'd be like the the assistant manager at a home depot somewhere

You know because I have people skills. Hey, how you doing? Can I help you with something? Yeah, the screws are over here. Yeah, I want to get down here and help my friend out. Okay. I'll take care of that for you Don't worry. My dad not showing up to each TV Tapping means I'll have another one Just like that anger of like oh, yeah, I'm gonna rate more fucking shit. I'm gonna yeah What about your parents your parents still around? They're divorced my father passed where a few years ago But my mom still around okay, yeah, your father passed you when you close to your parents? Oh, yeah, I talked to my dad pretty much every day

So like still feels 12 o'clock feels like the phone's gonna ring. My dad's asking, how's work going and stuff. Really? What did your dad do? He worked for, he was a truck driver, Texaco for many years and. Really? Yeah.

He must have been like flipping out that you were an artist, right? I mean, that's almost like having a prodigy. You know what I mean? When you have a kid, if my kid can draw like you, I'm gonna be like, yes! Yes! He was very proud.

When he passed away, I kind of lost. I realized I was, everything I was doing in art was to make him proud. Right? So when he passed away, I was like, what's why am I doing this? And so it was a couple of years, some down. You didn't like doing what you did?

No. Really? Yeah. Wow. That's crazy, man. Here, you know, art with me, I'll tell you about, I want to, I want to a bunk hill community college, I know. But I went from...

From Skylot. That's where Rob Williams taught. That was a fake movie. Oh. He was so good. He was so good. I got a scholarship for Fine Art and I was going for, you know, I was going to be an Art teacher, that was my thing.

But I found out that my whole thing of art was a people pleasing thing, a phony thing. I remember when I was in second grade, my mother, and I was so fucking miserable, and my mother sat down with me and got me this charcoal kit and a pad of paper and she would teach me to draw. And one day, I wanted to draw a great, dain head, and I drew this head with her, but she helped me. She helped me. She basically, my mother could draw, and she drew this great, great, and she passed it off as me, and she showed everybody,, great, great, and she passed it off as me and she showed

everybody, well look at Bobby Drew and then I brought it into school, my art teacher, you know, Mrs. Irving who was a con- everybody, right? Except for me because she took me around, I had to go around every class with this drawing that my mother fucking drew and it was me So they thought I was a fucking prodigy They thought I was this amazing artist and I wasn't and that went all the way to high school robin William's story I went all the way to high school and I'm you know I had to draw the cover of the The calendar And I'm like I don't know I just drew a head with a hand on top of it I had to draw the cover of the calendar. Oh my God.

And I'm like, I don't know, I just drew a head with a hand on top of it. So we're in pasta. Can you just do it with a great dain head again? Yeah. Yeah. It was fucking, but I realized I'm not a fucking art. I like art.

I can do that, but that was something just to please my mom. Just sweet, like I was like, oh my God, we're doing something together. And I walked around like a phony in the second grade, holding up this awesome, great dain head. It's like Sunfab with the rice. I sure was not to run. Like you should never have like drawn again, no?

Joe? Okay. When are you going back to your show? No, no, no, no, no. Is that a bandana or that one or that one? I do, it's a reference. My mom did comedy and that's why I didn't want to do it. Did you know that?

These mom was a standup, know that these mom was a standup I'm almost standup for like over 15 years. I did know that Where was she a comic? And was she I don't mean to offend you was she good was she a hack was she was she funny? The hack she was good. I mean what did she do? She like she MC'd a lot and featured and shit Kelly What did she do? She like, she MCed a lot and featured and shit. I mean, she was in the boom. Yeah. Don't you fucking, don't you call my mom, Kelly,

if it's Tukuk. You fucking shut your fucking mouth. I actually saw my mom, Max, mom do stand up. I've been my, and she's adorable. Really? Max, mom, you know what I mean? My mom, my mom, like auditioned for the, Nick mom's thing. Yeah.

A couple years ago, and I took her to some of the mics and I hosted the audition that she did. So I got to bring up my mom to understand. What a great, so that's like a Robin Williams movie too. Yeah. Just gonna put a red middle on movie. Yeah. I did.

No, but it was awesome. No, she was, she was funny. She already had us when she started, so she just never had as much time as she wanted to pursue it and shit. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Did she, we, me and her, like, open for Mark Marron 20 years apart, just about?

That's nuts, yeah. That's nuts, man. She knew Voss, she knew, I feel bad for her. I know. I feel fucking, what are you doing? You wanna go get a BAME burger? Speaking of Robin Williams, you were on the show with him.

Yes. And I did, I called you again to give you my condolences. He was a writer, one of the headwriters on the show, the crazy ones. The crazy ones, yeah. Yeah, with Robin Williams. So, I mean, you knew him. Yeah.

I mean, I knew him pretty well. I mean, I knew him. I just met him when we started doing the show I met him on the pilot So you know, I didn't it's not like I'm a long term friend of his or anything like that But you know he's a lovely guy and I grew up with him just like everybody else did and so it was like meeting a legend and And he was the opposite of what I imagine like I had kind of imagined he'd be a very manic guy all the time and he was the opposite you know He was very quiet and very gentle guy and could get really funny and be animated But was just really sweet and just you know Enjoyed making everybody laugh, you know, he would talk to anybody

He was just a genuinely genuinely nice guy nice guy and it was shocking when I heard the news. As it was for everybody, I guess. And it really hit me very hard. And I was trying to figure out, and I thought, well, maybe it's because I know him a little bit. But I realize I think it's more just that I grew up with him, like it hit everybody. Because it's just, his movies were the touchdown movies of my life and, you know, I think you're right because it did, I don't get affected by the celebrity deaths really whatsoever. You know, Michael Jackson died and I was like, yeah, I love Michael Jackson, but I don't give a shit, you know what I mean? But this one actually I did. It was something I was like, God, God, what the fuck man, why is this sad, why am I sad

about this? Well did you take his psychology class at Munker Hill? He wasn't Joe. Joe. That was a movie. That's not real. I did watch World's Greatest Dad after it happened. That's a great movie.

You know what's funny is the night after the news hit about it that night I got Little drunk and was sitting in my office and that's the movie I put on I sat in watch world's great. What is it about? It's about World's greatest block cats movie. It's about he's he's the father of this kid who is just the biggest shit It's the best portrayal of a teenager I've ever seen. This kid's like the fucking worst, like just this horn dog asshole kid. And the kid dies of autorotic esphyxiation. And Robin Williams decides to make it look like a hanging

and writes a suicide note for him. Like you did with your mom's art and puts it in the pocket. She's just crazy. And. And pocket. And that would hurt you. I hope your dad never calls you. Happy never comes to a show. He'll be with an Emmy and he goes boo and it's him and the audience. And then boo earns.

No. But no, but he and the note, the note gets passed around in red and it becomes this inspirational thing. And the whole thing is that the whole school sees the kid as this wonderful, amazing person after the fact. So it's the whole movie is about how we obsess with death, and we make people who are terrible seem brilliant. Wow. Let's call. I got to check that out. It's really good. Bob Kat directed. I think wrote it. Yeah, he wrote brilliant. Wow, let's call it a check that out. It's really good. Bob Kat directed it, I think wrote it. Yeah, he wrote it.

Yeah, he's so fucking good. He's great. I just watched his Sasquatch movie. And for that type of move, I thought it was really good. I thought it was fucking well done, you know what I mean? The thing with this was that the posters and everything, you just, I mean? With this was that the the posters and everything now you just I mean because let's be honest like Robin Williams in the last few years like did a lot of bad movies He did I mean I'm not being an asshole, but so when you would see a poster

You just and the way the poster looks you like this doesn't look that good and then you see the movie like oh this is great That cuz that's why I didn't see you're absolutely right the movie are like, oh, this is great. Because that's why I didn't see it. You're absolutely right. The poster looks like, yeah, like is it fucking an RV, you know, movie, whatever, I was like, I'm not watching this shit again. And the name of it, yeah. Yeah, so you thought it was definitely something other than what it was.

Yeah, that sucks. I wonder if they could have if the publicity went wrong on that or something happened. Well, I don't know why would they do that? It's a really dark subject, man. Yeah, and then it's to sell the film. So how do we sell it? Well, let's get Roman Williams-Zaney in the front.

And then- That wasn't selling anymore. You know what I mean? Robin Williams-Zaney, hey, I'm in an RV. Who wasn't selling? It wasn't happened anymore. And then, I mean, that's what sucks about it too. I really sucks that he killed himself.

Because if he died regular, it would be sad, but the fact that he took his life as a comic, we all know, even in this business, you know how sad it can get. You know how fucka, what am I doing? Why am I doing this? It's never gonna be good again. It's never gonna be good at all.

Am I ever gonna make it? Am I ever gonna get back to where I was? People don't like me. And now with social media, it's fucking ridiculous. How many times your self-esteem can take a bashing? And it's like, how much can we take? How much you suck? How much you're terrible?

And then your own voices in your head. And then where your career is You know his show just got canceled I mean he went back to TV for the first time. Yeah, and since more commandy, right? Yeah Yeah, and and it gets canceled. Yeah, where do you go in your own brain? How do you you haven't made a movie that movie that you thought you were probably making a great decision to make this Bobcat movie where it's gonna be Indian and that doesn't fucking. It's not.

You was about to do Mrs. Doubtfire 2 and that was reading like. Now we know why. Now we know. I mean, but that I mean, that's a part of it. Like you look at like, and I'm sure it'll be okay, but you look at the dumb and dumb or two trailers. They just look like sad old men. Like it's kind of painful to watch.

Like they make them a lot. They make them a lot of money to go back to that. No, I know, but it's like you can't sometimes. Here's why they shouldn't have done that. They already did it. There was a part two with other people. The prequel, it's very good. It's, they did the prequel.

You can't, now you go and it's... But even the trailer is just them rehashing the old jokes. Yeah. You know, it's like... It's like eight of the same jokes. Yeah, it's really crazy. That's what Anchorman 2 is. Anchorman 2 is pretty much just a redux of the first one

with like you touted it a night shit and that's all it was. That's what I hated it. Yeah, it was terrible. It was fucking terrible. That fight scene where it was just like, you know what, you know what, the first one didn't have that this one does more celebrities. Yeah.

But it's not, I'm fucking sick of this trend of like celebrities being, being just like us and they're cool. Like I'm glad like the ice bucket challenge raised a lot of money, but that whole idea of, look at them, they're pouring water on themselves too. Like all the stuff, like the skits on Fallon and shit, which is like, look at them now. Like Ellen taking pictures of people eating pizza

and it's like a meme, look. I don't know how we went from poor Rob Williams' death to you a fucking view on Ellen's memes. What the fuck is that? That's all links. It's all links, somehow. When I kill myself, that'll be why. Well, I've never, here's the thing is,

I feel bad because it's like killing yourself, I feel like there has to be a road to that. There has to be a trail of popcorn somewhere. Somebody close to him had to know something. I don't think you just secretly kill yourself, do you? I mean, don't you, isn't there like a, I feel like shit. I don't know, man, isn't there like a, I feel like shit. I don't know, man.

Sometimes the depression like, it can, like my mom, I mean, this is getting a real person, but my mom, like about three weeks ago, she was living with my grandfather. Hang on, let me make sure you like so. She was living with my grandfather because my grandmother passed about two years ago, she's down there taking care of him.

Yeah, just disappeared. She just disappeared with my grandfather. He didn't, he couldn't get in contact with me because she took me out of her his cell phone He's older like he doesn't know how to use phones and shit. Yeah, I I want to he told me that I freaked out because I know my mom is depressed But that's like that's when you like you don't really know with someone how bad they are luckily you found her and she's okay But do you know what happened? She just had like a breakdown and it was fucking But what do you know what happened? She just had like a breakdown and it was fucking

Well, she she just like hold herself up in the hotel like she just disappeared and like it was I Mean you just sometimes you don't know even though no matter how close you feel like you are somebody You just don't know how down they are in clinical depression's a whole other thing I mean, it's not you know, it's not just being down. It's just you know I think it just feels hopeless when people hit that part. And you never know. And the career stuff never goes away. I mean, that's the thing. His sitcom got canceled.

He was gonna have to go back to it. And even though all the memories that people have of them are from like 15 years ago, are from 10 years ago, are from their childhood, the Jeannie from Aladdin. And his career was not going the best when. ago, or from 10 years ago, or from their childhood, you know, the Genie from Aladdin, and his career was not going the best when... Do you think it was more that? And that...

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Because you have sober from this, but then you have the underlying causes. You have the food, the sex, all this other stuff that you're fighting to. So it's a fucking nightmare to deal with that, and then to deal with the, you know, like look at Billy Crystal, same shit. Billy Crystal was the motherfucker.

Now he's just not, he's just a different generation and he might be again someday. I mean, look at Matthew McConney, he wasn't shit. He was making garbage movies. And then all of a sudden he got older and he got uglier and now he's making, he's winning Oscars and Globes and then he's, right? What you sayingars and Globes and then he's like, right?

Well, you say he didn't really get ugly eyes, he looks better. He looks better, but not, he used to be perfect. Hollywood quote unquote, perfect. Well, thanks, I mean, when he did all those rom coms, I mean, they're leaning on a girl and a poster. There's like five. No one knew what a podcast was 10 years ago

and look what it's done for so many comedians, including yourself. You never know how the tide's done for so many comedians including yourself. You never know how the tide's going to change. That's all I have. It's all I have. Yeah. Killin' it, Joe. But it's like, I mean, your dad passed away.

That must have fucking killed you. Oh yeah. And how long are you over it now? You cool? Is it still affecting your art? He just said every day. Yeah, I think the phone's going to ring my pop, but I know I understand that Jesus Christ, Joe, he cannot scream it. This is the happiest

podcast ever. Well, if he didn't bring up your fucking mom missing, it was going back up. I was going to try to bring it back to this fucking creepy book that this fucking fucking nerd wrote at the end of the table Jesus Christ When you were at bunker Hill was there a really handsome janitor? He was super super smart. Listen, dude. That guy was a genius. Yeah, man I wanted to help you learn something I saw a documentary with the school and it's a lot of characters there. Well, he was looking like, but look at how Robert, I mean, you know, there was this

dealing, I'm going to bring it up, I know I shouldn't, but like that, he probably, when he was rising as a comic, he probably didn't have the respect of his peers. That probably fucked. Well, here, look, let's be honest, You know, he's known to be fucking a thief He was known to be a joke thief in the community. He takes stuff But with his comedy he would you know, he would he would hear somebody He would you know try to do stuff in the moment when you did stuff in the moment. Sometimes you take people stuff Look there. I don't look that's just a that's a fact

But I'm just saying that's a fact sobercue's, you think he was being invited to you by other comics? I'll tell you this. Well, he was one of the nicest human beings I've ever met in the business. I met him at the seller one night. He came in, sat at the table, Rob and Highway. It was very nice, awesome.

Started smashing Colin Quinn, meaning Keith will laugh and it made him do it more. It kind of like we were revving him up and Colin was getting pissed, which made us laugh even harder because he was like, oh, I'm Colin Quinn. Who, I'm Colin Quinn, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, I mean, Kong was like, ah, that's funny, Robert. It's giving it a, if I can cock, sack, I'll fucking marry, you know, the next, and that's it. But the next time I saw him, he walked in,

and he's like, I was downstairs waiting to go on, he's like, hey, what's going on? I'm like, oh shit, hey, what's up? He's like, how's the show? I'm like, it's good. I'm like, I think you think of somebody else. He's like, no, I know you. I was just saying hi.

He was literally, remembered me, and was saying hi to me, and it's fucking Rob and Williams. I mean, who the fuck does that? Most stars, when they can be Dix or Ego, or used like B famous, they choose it. Yeah. He didn't. He did not choose to act like he could have. He was like 10,000 percent nicer than he needed to be

Yes, you know, yes, yeah, I mean, you know He would talk to every day he would make a point of asking after you know the crew Yeah, how's your kid and your dog and all of that you had no reason to do that and he thinks I was guilt in making up for old sins No, I think he's just a nice guy. And I mean, but look at how he made it. I mean, that has to be remembered too. I'm just I'm not being I know I'm being the devil's advocate, but the way that he's being a devil,

nothing advocate. But the way that he originally made it was through other comedians material. And I'm sure once he got really told it was not a hundred percent but let's not just say he took something but that's a part of it though well it's a part of his history but I don't think that matter story of someone thrown him down the stairs because he did a bit on the tonight show from a dude look I don't think look yeah absolutely I understand

that but I don't think that was part of what I don't think he carried that around with him I really don't because he showed up of what. I don't think he carried that around with him. I really don't, because he showed up at the club. I mean, there's a 1991 Rolling Stone article that they published, republished after his death. And it talks about, this is 91. So this is already, you know, at least 10 years after San Francisco and all that, after Morkin Mindy even.

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Well, I, I, okay, I, I mean, I think that generation, I'm not in that generation of comics. Yeah. He's robbing Williams to me. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I think maybe his generation of comics have that for him. I would say yes to that. But he walked in here and was welcome anytime and he was just a sweetheart of a guy.

And I don't think he, you know, I mean. But the mid-90s wasn't he strictly just an actor anyway. He barely, like he did a special every, like, three Broadway specials. He did the Broadway special. He was going to U.S.O. stuff. He would do, you know, he would occasionally go. Yeah, he did a Broadway special and they did the Broadway special you know the USO stuff he would do you know you know yeah he would occasionally go

yeah he did he a Broadway special he had way too many bottles of water on stage it really bugged me and he still sweated too much for me to watch but so full hour of his comedy no cap

Williams swestimals he sweats you know well I mean some of those black lady comedians sweat a lot too but some of that cat Williams fucking come on you ever see a cat Williams fucking come on.

You ever see a cat Williams special Jesus, 10 minutes in he's so good. It's like he did. It's like he did an ice bucket challenge fucking 10 minutes into his set. But they're not related. How do you slay him in Rob Williams? No. Joe is fucking on fire. But there are the stories of him just writing checks for people

So I did I do feel yeah, he did feel the guilt and I think Some of that now you just being a dick No, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's a guilt. It may not be guilt I'm also I was raised by a comic so when I in 1991 I watched hook and my mom walked past and went deep Really? That's how I was required. That is a different perspective. Yeah, that's embedded in your mind. Yeah, that's not a roof deal though. That roof deal. I lifted a lot of bits.

You stole the sword. Didn't Jim take Robin to meet his parents? Robin was telling his parents how funny Jim was and talking Jim up. And he didn't have Jim. Jim who? Norton, sorry, Jim. Oh, Norton. Sorry Jim Really? About an old one a about how he barely seen him do stand up But Robin knew Robin was saying to Jim Norton's parents like your son is so funny and his parents were beaming

And Jim was like I know he didn't even really was able to watch my set But he knew how much they would have meant to my parents to be like our boy Robin Williams is talking about this about our boy like it's beautiful story. So he stole the compliments, they weren't even here. Yeah, it's sad. It's sad, it scares me about the business, because you think about all he did. And if the business or where he was at had something to do with this,

Jesus Christ, we're away, you know what I mean? But it seems to me that there's a, he's a mentally ill person to agree that most of, I don't know you guys, personally, you know what I mean? But it seems to me that there's a, he's a mentally ill person to agree that most of I don't know you guys personally probably don't understand. He seems like he's a clinically sick person, mentally, more than career in their stuff. It seems to me, I don't know. Yeah, people that are clinically depressed,

I mean, you know, a lot of time, you know, they don't even have to have giant career setbacks, you know as Entertainment industry icons to you know have problems. I heard him is show getting canceled really fucked him up though Yeah, he was upset. I heard that was really like what the fuck and why did the show get canceled? Was it ratings was it was ratings, but it was like you know, it had the sort of dubious honor of being the highest rated show of the year to get canceled. So, you know, which is kind of a bitch, but. What channel was it on?

CBS. So that was the, I mean, you know, on CBS, they have big bang. And, you know, they have all these sort of like, you know, the top comedies. But all those have been running for years though, that's kind of like, you know, you think that his fame, he could carry the show for a couple seasons for people who don't know that that's Chris gopon good this is one thing a show talk more like

his his fame could have carried the show like he thought he was that famous where he could have you know couple see the show does kind of think I think he felt responsibility because you know it was certainly promoted but it wasn't just been show but yeah but it was an ensemble show. He had an ensemble show. It was famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a show. And Jimmy Wall came to Lincoln. I mean, there was, you know, and the brother from, um, from, um, from, uh, I really was Raymond.

Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We brought Brad on. Yeah. No, there were, there were a lot of people. It was an ensemble show. Yes. And, uh, you know, I, I, look, look I was I was very sad that it got canceled. We you know certainly hoped it wouldn't right Did you know it was gonna get canceled? No, I mean not until I mean we know it was on the bubble We didn't know whether or not, you know, it was gonna get picked up or not, but I think we were all holding out hope that You know it would get picked up right? I was writing show of the year and I got canceled No, it was the highest rate of show that got canceled. So of the shows that got canceled. CBS does a hard network to be on now

because it has so many hit shows. And they're not, you know, they got shows. They're not doing that many shows because they already have hit shows. And if it's not up to par, they're fucking just douche them. They only play on for five minutes. Oh, who? What were you on?

Letterman Joe. Oh, let him enjoy Some money at fire for a moment there Yeah, and you're the reason he's leaving so I went and breaks What time do you have to leave to 45 to 45? Okay, why don't we take a quick break? You're going to break on my bomb? Yeah, we're going to break on your bomb. Can you throw the bandana over to him, please? It's right on your mic. Oh, I just said something about that bomb, too.

Oh, I'll keep it. Yeah. I'll just keep it. Why don't you put your bomb in your bandana? Why don't you bring that back to your mom? Listen, I will be back when I do, you guys watching live stay tuned, we're back in five, which is really 15 minutes and then Because I with the sciences five, but we always take 15 and I will be back in a couple minutes, all right?

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Okay. All right. You want times? No, I just need the first one. You need the first one. Yeah. Did you get the first one? Yeah, we got it. We already first one. You need the first one.

Yeah. Did you get the first one? Scoop, but did you get the first one? Yeah, we got it. You already got it? We got it, Robert. Looking good. OK, you ready to roll?

All right, let's go. All right, the most annoying thing in radio or podcasting is somebody, even a banana, in the world. I'm talking. You're enjoying it a lot. It's gonna be a lot of chocolate. It's too up-sure. And do a $400 microphone.

Mmm. Na na na na na na. Yes, Kelly's leaving the show. Mmm. Kelly's leaving the show, which I'm very sad about, because Kelly has been my right-hand woman here on the show for many years. I love Bain here, Robert.

Well, apparently not enough. Not enough to fucking stay. Where's she going? I'm just going back to Australia for six months. Take some comedy classes. Yeah. We're paying for it. I thought you said comedy classes.

She says for six months, but there's no way she's going back to Australia where everybody's going to treat her nice and she's going to be, oh, you're an American, people know her from the show and she's going to get some accolades and she's going to, and she's going to go to the fuck am I going to go back to these shitty people? Yeah. And be a waitress when I can live at home with my parents, or my mother, eat as much as I want and fucking have fun in my home country and do comedy. Not to snow in Polovo, Texas.

Right. Right. Right. No, no, no. But every time I'm out of the city for like, what? Did you say no, no, no? No, no, no. She stuck on Mary Poppins. Yeah.

Robert. No, when I was in Italy, I like, by day, like six, I fucking, you want, all you want to do is get out of New York. And then as soon as you're out, you're like, I gotta go back. Get in the car, it does. It is a great city. It really does get into your veins like a fucking drug. Look at this news.

I miss it. I love coming up. Any opportunity, Jesus. Yeah, it is great. But, you know, I just know that you're gonna come back. But whatever, I hope you do. If you come back, you're gonna come back to the show or you're done with the show. No, no, I'm coming back.

I'm reverse of Bobby. I think you are gonna come back and I hope you don't we're complete reverse we're all you yeah microphone Howard yes I started a raise money to bring her back I'm doing a kickstarted to pay her Australian rent she just she just does this show but with like seven koala bears. Well, we get a lot of inter. If you're looking to be an intern, we have, of course we have Adrian, but sometimes he

can't be here, which fucking annoys me. But when you are here, I love you. When you're not here, it bugs me. Why don't you go back to Australia, Adrian? No, he's from fucking Long Island. Where are you from? Jersey, so cool. I'm from Big Difference.

We can pronounce the N word differently. It's two different places. There you go. She is. That's great. Of course, Kelly loved that. She expressed it as Mike Brown. I'm sure you're a good guy.

I don't know how Kelly loves everybody. I looks red and his mic brown. I'm sure you're gonna kill me. Kelly loves everybody. I thought you were my brown. We have Freddie is looking to intern. We have a girl named Sharon who's looking to intern. Sharon, Sharon, Sharon. We have a guy, I don't know who, we have a guy. What's the grade about it? Sharon's most cigarette out of our mouth. We have a guy, Dupet, Dupu, Gil.

Oh, I know, Amy's a, Dupu, yeah. Oh my god, I know him. Yeah. We also have a, Bobby, I'm going to have to say that all these people, I have to vet them. And anyone who gets to you has to go through me. Wait, you just called someone else an open, Micah? Uh, yeah, what's wrong with that? And then we have this guy.

You're an open, we have a guy named Derek. Oh shit. He's so, so I can serve as statuses. What's wrong with that? You just used this there. Oh jeez, what's going on? I do hypermine. I'm just trying to fucking fire it. I'm a foot of firing shots. I know. How far do you want it to go? She's going out the door in case you want to leave tomorrow.

What the fuck dude? She's already leaving. Because, you know why? Because if I had a said, he's a comic, then someone would have said, if I had a said, oh, yeah, I know him, he's a comic. Someone who's gone, he's an open maca. And I probably know he listens to the show, and I wanted to feel kind of bad with someone, you know, I put a squish in him down.

Is there a bandana for someone who doesn't know what to stop? Fucking hell. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I thought if I said comedian, someone would call him an open micer so I called him an open speaker. I don't want anyone to talk bad about him so I would have been talked bad about it. Sure they would have said it with venom. I said it in a nice little way.

Kelly Zings. Yeah. Well we missed them all. Oh. No, we have three backups. Of course we got it. Oh great. Also, we could see all. No, we have three backups. Of course we got it. Oh, great. Also, we could see any other.

Do we have the backups? We have three backups. Yeah, we have three backups. We have three. We have three different things wrong. Because I've fucked up so many times recording the show, I hit the wrong button, but I've done that 19 times. So I have an archive over here,

and then we have the audio backup from the video. So the last five minutes will be in the show. It will be in the show. I just want to know oh should we offer it as like a dollar download? Yeah, that's true. The only part that will be missing is Brandon talking about his mom missing ironically. No, that's it. I turn to God. Guys, the man has suffered. Get your body shut! Watch the news. Don't you know what's happening in Ferguson? He suffered enough for God's sake. Well, I got home just gonna just gonna eat popcorn and cry.

Mmm. Like a regular night. It will be. It's a regular night after your sets. I can only afford popcorn and tears. I can only afford popcorn and tears. Watching Simpson's and just drinking beer. What do you live with?

I live by myself. You live by yourself? Where? The beautiful apartment. Oh yeah, Joe's been to my apartment. How did you get your own pad? I work. What do you do?

I'm a manager for a private test company. What the fuck is that? What do you do? What are the stills? I supervise all the teachers that go to different sites and teach the product and shit. So I'm a manager of like 70 instructors. So you took a day off to come here today?

Yeah. That's crazy. I'm up at home so I can kind of do it. Wow, that's fucking, so you're really a white guy. Where's your guy teacher too? Well that's why I got my master's in here. I did that and then I stopped you like because I got a good opportunity to not work with kids.

I mean that's so racist. What? He says that he's a job and he's successful and you go boy, you're so white I mean that is really venomous. That could even be funny. I mean I was just trying to be funny No, I just don't think it's funny with what's going on in Ferguson I used to you just want to say Ferguson. No, you're trying to get on Ferguson Before he gets fucking you know someone there I do oh well Hey, look at my pocket fucking spot do you know someone there I do oh well um anyway I'm a pocket

shouldn't I said pocket doesn't snap a little why did I say bag damn it I'm gonna tape in their pocket can go and J. Joe's like hoping those three backups aren't working either I got three more good little hunting jokes ready to go So I didn't last night with Jim CERPORCO Yeah, it couldn't stop talking about your special. Yeah, when is that what's that you guy news on that? Yeah, we get we got news Yeah, can't share no not yet But we have we we great stuff's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah

It sounds like it we got great stuff happen happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds like it. We got great stuff happening. We're very, we're very happy with it. Yeah. You know, we took a risk, man. You know, look, it's specials are done in a certain way. For certain reasons. I mean, I, I don't like it. I don't get it.

I just think that not every special should be in a theater, not every special should ever fucking curtain and blah, blah, blah. You know, I, and sometimes when they go too far with it, I think it's ridiculous when they do too much cookie shit and a special. Yeah. I think it should be, like I always say, a couple hundred people in a room

is what we do 90% of the time. If you're a comedian, there's 10 people that are famous, famous, that are doing theaters all the time or big arenas. Everybody else will work in clubs on weekends. We're on a club, there's a couple hundred people there, and we're trying to fucking work it out, and you're right in front of them,

and you can see them laughing, and I always wanted to film a special like that, and Cervical figured it out. He figured out how to do it, he figured out the camera shots. I mean, you can't just shoot in a small club because you're gonna see the fucking, he figured it all out, Bobcat fucking did his, did his magic.

Did you love Bobcat? Love Bobcat. That's great. That great guy. And you know, we did it at the Village Underground. You know, I always, you see live from the Fillmore and stuff like that. I always saw that. I was like, that's cool. Like, that looks like a fun, that live from the Village Underground was always like, wow, that'd be the comedy seller. It's always my thing. Like that would be something to remember.

That's a poster, I'd be like, wow, that's a fucking great. Where was that? When did that happen? You know, these other theaters, it's like, eh, you know, there's nine, I, you can watch a special, and I've seen five people with the same fucking, you know, theater, the

same artwork on the ceiling. I think this is great where he performs at the different clubs and he gives a fan a camera on the front row and they film some of it and it's like at the stress, it's at the places where people do comedy. Yeah, I think I just think that I think it's going, I don't know, I could be wrong, but I think it's going back that way. I think more people are going to start doing clubs instead of these theaters, because no one the technology is there.

You can do it. It's smaller, you can handle it. That shows the meltdown, you know, it's a show that takes place every week in the back of a comic shop, and they filmed a comedy central series in the back of that comic shop. Yeah, I love it, I love it. It came out great. It was very cinematic. I watched Doug Stanton, a special out of club, it was really good. Int shop. Yeah, I love it. I love it. It came out great. It was very cinematic.

I watched Doug Stantonhoek's special out of club. It was really good. Intimate. Yeah, really good. Yeah, this came out the exact way I wanted. And it was hard because you see something in your head and you don't know if the producer's gonna get it. Jimmy fucking just got it.

He's the man. I mean, he's so excited about it. He loves it, you know, just that you guys just did it. Yeah, we did it and we did it and then we own it, which is great and that's a fucking great, that's a real liberating feeling as a community. You're doing a leading shit. Well, yeah, I got mentioned at the Emmys last night.

Yeah, grass on that, yeah, by the way. Yeah, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? And it's a word speech, you shout out about. Yeah, I was one of the five people to watch the Emmys last night. Which I, Louis won an award for. Don't forget, I was at the A and P buying milk and eggs and then I was running back I forgot that I'm on the phone is it home milk what do we she's like you we just mentioned on the amies I'm like that's yeah that's great good for you home milk or fucking skim fucking sick of being in this place imagine you're in the amies

is got him Louis CK oh right I'm familiar with him. I'm I. He worked at Bunker Hill Community College for a semester. I'm not going to miss that life. What? Kelly right there. Joe completely bombs Kelly. Kelly is just like it's death comedy jam over here. No offense, Brandon. Damn.

Fucking. How is more black and brandy? Jesus. It's Def Comedy Jam over here. No offense, Brandon. Oh, damn. Fucking, oh. Howage more black and burning. Jesus. I can with this. I can't. Def Comedy Jam joke. You're a part of a racist joke.

I know, but that joke didn't imply that anyone that's successful is white. I'm sorry about my friend Robert here. He's from Boston. Last night, Louis won for the episode The fact girl the fact girl sing yeah, and he won best writer Oh, and he went up, but of course he thanked the the girl in the episode Yeah, and then he thanked me and a couple of the people that were in the episode it was got Bobby Kelly

Say I won't think I wasn't even then Bobby Kelly and it was pretty pretty cool He said I won't think I wasn't even Bobbi Kelly and it was pretty pretty cool. Pretty cool. Well, that was pretty crazy. I mean, when they mentioned her, the place went nuts and then he said Bob Kelly and nobody said shit. And of course, I went to Twitter and nine people had to fucking let me know that. You fucking cunt. There was a bunch of comedians there.

Yeah, well, they didn't like me. No, they didn't apply. But no, it was really fucking cool him to do. Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah, awesome, well they didn't like me. No, no they didn't apply but no it was really fucking cool him to do Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, awesome awesome. That was fucking on the fucking mentioned now next year we hold one Yeah, well, yeah, not me but you might be able to win it any the best of standing performance musical best drama You pay the money and you get it in a submitted. What are you talking about you to pay money to get considered? But what do But what musical? You're fucking dumb.

TiniShare. What is it dumb? You're the goal of performance, whatever it is. Dude, best wig in a pilot. I heard. Oh yeah, you can win for that. You can win multiple movies. I'm gonna win one.

I just don't want you to lose. What if the wig won and you lost? The wig just won for best supporting actor. Yep. What's the bandana wins? Yeah. Yeah. Howard, can you draw that? I'd love to see.

What was your mushroom cloud? Just the building exploding behind fucking Lawrence's head. I don't know who that's going to remember this moment where you sat here and you're like, I got mentioned in the Emmys and the next year you're going to win some. Yeah, let's believe in you, Bob. All right, man, thank you. I believe in you more than you believe in the African American community. Are you fucking nuts? What's wrong with you? I just think you're saying a lot of hurtful things. I would say I didn't say anything Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Anyways, we got this book and I know you get to go soon

But I want to I want to make sure that people check this out. Where can they get your book? It's you know, you can get it pretty much anywhere at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble. The easiest way to do it actually is just go to romanceformen.com and there's links to every possible place to get it and there's also the audiobook and the audiobook. But you can also, if you just put your email address in there, ice flow emails you a gift that's not to be missed. So you get a... Oh, that's great. What do you...

I would rather not say, but it's suitable for framing. You're gonna want a clear space above your bed. It's, you're gonna want it. Real, if you put your email just where? I just go to romancefromend.com. There's a little sign up thing and it's free and you just get that. I love it, dude. This is why I love love you Dean. He's literally a showrunner and which it should

be enough for you. Okay, you're on these great shows, you're a great writer, you know, every the career is popping and then you wrote this book with Vinny Toto-Rich, you guys don't know this but he's one of the writers on fitness confidential. Yeah, yeah. Vinnie and I wrote that together and no sugar no grants. Yeah, but you're following now back on it back on thank God last week, but it's a move I am working real good for you and yeah, you know, it makes I really feel a lot better on it.

Yeah, I really do. I have sugar and all of a sudden I feel like garbage and then I stop having sugars and grains and all of a sudden I just feel better wake up in the morning. I took two shits today. I was in the shower I had to come out of the shower to shit more That's great when that happens. That's my boy. That's one of my favorite I love a feel good story. You know, it's a great thing because you don't have to wipe You can just go back in and hold your asshole open with your two fingers

I just wipe off. I just love to wipe thing because you don't have to wipe it. You can just go back in and hold your asshole open when you do fingers. No, it's not the wipe lock. No, it's not the wipe lock. No, you don't. No, you shit. You wash it in the shower. I work with you, Bobby. I don't think you have to wipe. No, you go in the shower.

You listen to what you do. You put your hand in your asshole like this, right? You put like this, like you're going to pick up a needle. And then when you get into your asshole, you push open. And then you put it in, you arch your back, like you're about to take it in the ass. And then the water goes in and cleans your asshole. I think you're overthinking it.

I think it's just, don't you just, don't you think? You peel the crack, you let the water come down, and then a little bar of soap in there. But here's the thing, you're very small to me. So to get into my asshole crack, you need spillunking. Yeah, you need like a fucking, you need like your own crane hand to go into my asshole.

That was robot assholes. In O.A. Yeah, my assholes like the Mars Rover, you need to get into my asshole. You need a bomb squad robot. But yeah, so you wrote that and now here you are writing this fucking crazy book. It's like a sideline thing, you know,

it's just I love writing and I love doing stuff. So, you know, it's fun for me to put that stuff out in addition to the regular. I mean, it's not really my day job, but I fucking love it. Well, you know, it's funny too, it's Howard. He's gonna be checking out, and hopefully we're gonna try to have his artwork be the cover from my special.

Oh, that would be great. Yeah, that we shot a couple things in it for him because we wanted like a back behind the head shot and we we got those shots for him. So hopefully because I love his work. You know what I mean? He's so fucking I don't know if you do we have any of his stuff? Where is his poster? It's right there. Can you grab his poster? I love the opening of your special. I don't want to give it away. It's like an old 70s movie, right? It's very cinematic.

This is... He can go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually that, Bob. It's great. Yeah, no, I'm showing Dean. Oh, okay. I thought you were showing the camera, no, I'm showing Dean. Oh, okay. I thought you were showing the camera.

No, I'm showing Dean. My friend across the room. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I thought I was showing the camera. Let me fucking run the show. You push the buttons. Oh, you got it there. You had a couple good ones today, though, Skog. Thank God.

That's a good one. That's the question. No, no, no. He said some of Buck Kelly that was real funny. I remember. What she laughed? None of us can remember it. When she laughed.

But yeah, I love this is my favorite. Yeah, that is great. Here's what's great about this is I said, this is what I was thinking. And then he just came back with this. How fucking awesome is that? That's great. Well, give yourself more credit

because you put me in a padded cell after you saw it and I was great jacket. This is what I want part. Oh, you're right. Yeah. I was trying to give you some credit. You got That was the, this is what I want part. Oh, you're right. Yeah. I was trying to give you some credit. You got a secret. It's between, this is what I want. And a finished thing, an artist is done.

It's absolutely. Yeah, what's up? What happened? Oh, all right. What are you fucking, why are you bullying me around? Just tap me. It's co-op, what does it not have to be gentle? You just fucking, give me that back.

I'm the guy fucking. Well, I'm making sure I know where everything goes. So, make sure you want it again. So, make sure you go buy this book and check it out. And I'm gonna go to that website. I want one of those free. I love free shit, is that bad? Is that, am I a swag whore?

Yeah. I love swag. I love, like this year at Montreal, swag stunk. Sucked, last year they like it. I really like it. Yeah. Brandon's wearing a shirt that says swag. Is it really?

Star Wars baby. Mm. Okay. Can I get the white guy then, man? I get the white guy then, I get it. Okay, okay. Okay, can I not, can I say something now without getting blind to you?

Star Wars black, white, that's a little more acceptable then success that's not the ball makes it and bobby the bad guy but it wasn't the job it was the job he has overlooking people i was just having a partner and paying rent no no no no i thought now is going to talk to you and comment you have to ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha after the show. The bad guy is voiced by a black guy, but it is black.

What were you talking about when I told you to save it when you were talking to him in the break. To Howard? Yeah. I was talking about a fuck, I asked him about because he does DC shit and they talk about Superman. I was like, how come from recent years Superman just doesn't translate to American audiences? Like we just, I mean, I know the movies have been shitty,

but also the characters just doesn't seem to, cannot be with the way like Batman and other people do. It's just, what do you think of that? And that's a famous character in, you know, Clark, you know, uh, fuck Mike. What's up with him? No, he's got the theory. I have a lot already written, but,

I've got Howard and me and so on. They haven't made him fun, fun like they made him dark and Violent again with the racism They should I don't know it doesn't translate. It's pretty popular. Here's the movies don't the movies The problem is they overthink it so the last two Superman movies Okay, Superman returns. He doesn't throw a punch. And then the man of steel is overly violent, like they just overthink it. So much, the people who make the movies go in thinking people don't like Superman and you're already fucked. If you go on stage

and you already think the audience isn't gonna like you, you're gonna be more. But can I also say this though, is that it seems to me that Marvel will get great actors to play these parts and they ground the character in something that it's a great acting role. You know what I mean? They make the, and then what DC is, that would suit me. Since, because the original one was a great actor, Reeves at the time was one of our great actors and Since then they just get these new people Well, he was a new person at the time. He was a soap opera. Nothing else to that movie to me the Richard Donner was he

Before super okay, but okay, but the last two guys, yeah, okay, that's why they did it because they thought that was the key to They need to get like they they had Nicholas Cage was lined up to do Superman Oh god, I can't wait for a documentary. I know I can't wait We were hearing the deep when we were in the DC offices they had a explain to people what that that is though people don't know I don't know so there was supposed to be Live's I think it was called right yeah Tim Burton was directing it Kevin Smith wrote the scripts for it Well one of the scripts for it. Yeah, one of the scripts for it. Yeah. And Kevin Smith, if you go on YouTube,

he has a huge like 10 minute speech about what his pitch was, what happened to the script and stuff. Nicholas Cage, they have like screen tests of him, flying and shit. Nicholas Cage, you see that? It was really gonna get made and then just fucking everything that could pop into the room. The producer of it was obsessed with giant spiders.

Yeah, that's the fun. John Peters, right? Yeah, and then he went on to make Wild Wild West and put a giant spider in it. Really? Yeah, I'm gonna try to find a spider spider. It's fucking weird man. I was sitting in the DC offices. There's a sculpture bust of Nicholas Cage at Superman. But his suit was different, right? Yeah, he had like light. It'd be fucking weird. There's lights in the suit. It was gonna be dark and fucking weird. It's gonna be Tim suit. It was gonna be dark and fucking weird.

It's gonna be Tim Burton. Well Tim Burton, yeah. But it was gonna be like, but it's his or his. I mean, do you agree with that though? I think that the new guys, it's like, if you look at Batman, if you look at Iron Man,

and you look at all the, they got guys that we knew that we were excited to see in there. You know? It's crazy, the janitor from Bokers Hill, his best friend is gonna play that. There's the thing is that. That's what I'm saying.

Do you know he's really smart? Oh, smart. That was the best. But the saddest part of it, I like them, the saddest part about Superman. Can I just say, your assistant finds the show's not funny at all. I saw a chuckle one time. She's very dower. What is the word dower? Can I just say your assistant finds the show's not funny at all? I haven't seen it. I saw her chuckle one time. She's very dower.

What is the word dower? Dower? Dower? Occasionally you'll get a smile. It takes a lot. She's been on her point, making up other comedy podcasts this whole time. Oh, so this format does work. It's just not working now.

Oh, Mark Marin. Okay, hang on a second. Oh when one person talks to another that's compelling but no. No but the thing with Superman is that I just had to acknowledge every time this is a big laugh I look over and she's just like. Oh, he's real. His real superpower is that he's a great person when nobody else is. And being a good person is seen as unrelated to him now because everyone's an asshole. Yeah, well everybody's a piece of shit. With the word, you know, Mr. Brady fucking fuck dudes. Mrs. Brady, fuck their son.

I mean, nothing is real. All the shit that we grew up on, it was all garbage. Real life stinks. And that's because it was all fake. I mean, it was all like, now we realize that modern family is more what life is, not even. But the shows that we watch now have edge in the real. Because we won't accept bullshit anymore. Because it's already been outed that we're fucked up as people. And family lives are fucked up.

And things are fucked up. And life sucks. And you have to get through it somehow and decide what type of person you're gonna be. And so when you see Superman, you're like, ugh, what a fucking name. Well, me and the whole kid thing just like doesn't translate to modern times like like.

It does. Like you gotta know the fuck that Superman. Here's the thing too. They fixed that with Batman because they showed us in Batman begins that they use police. They use all, this was all military-funded stuff. So he didn't just fly. This fucking suit was made for the military.

And oh, okay, so now I can suspend reality. I can't do that with fucking Superman. When I'm going, that's Superman, you fucking dumb. That's why Iron Man was brilliant because Ironman's whole thing for years was Oh, he's also his bodyguard and in the movie they're like they say no, that's a dumb idea and he's like I'm Ironman Right out of the game. Let's just do a Superman movie where there's no Clark Kent. It's fine. Yeah fuck Oh, how about how about Superman likes to write to on the side so he gets it they let him get a job

Do you read your How about Superman likes to write to on the side? So he gets it, they let him get a job. The original one. What? That'd be a random subplot. Yeah, like a subplot before fighting Zod. He's like, man, I really just want to write it. Yeah, I'm, he's supposed to make money. Superman's supposed to make money, doesn't he?

Batman doesn't know it with Bruce Wayne. He was a mask. What? Mask. He wears the mask and he changes his voice into something stupid. But the mask is what he was saying about the sun stupid uh... the mask is not used to be stupid the voice not good

what about these superman points that were not mine originally because i don't give a shit enough but uh... great points uh... one my friend Greg Stone who's uh... is a similar yeah one is like they don't need to do the origin story every time like James Bond is a new bond movie It's just we know bond here's bond. Why do we have to have an hour dedicated to his we know where it's going

We know how we we know Superman. Oh, that's also what Marvel's doing now. We're in a world Marvel that you do that now for the face three that like they're not doing words stories anymore and They are really the other point be right to care But this other movie sort of addressed again is not my original point but but I agree with it is that the main story of Superman should be he has he hears everything so he's ignoring he has to choose to ignore thousands and thousands of ¡Batman! 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno, 3 por uno. Esta es la 3 por uno señal, que significa que ya puedes aprovecharte el 3 por uno en

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Vuelades de Madrid, Amurcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea. Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com. like he doesn't hear batman different cities yeah I know but he can hear it is metropolis and uh... yeah we know it is we're we're got them in the tropolis are the same city right always butropolis self where is metropolis i don't know where it is on the map uh... it's it's close to like shakago and

got them in the new jersey uh... really yeah in, in the actual map. That's a real answer? Yes. That's why I love Mike. That's why I love fucking Mike Loris. And Howard, I got Howard Gordon. Who draws it?

I got Mike Loris who fucking jerks off. I drew up on Howard Gordon's con. He drew some of the best comics ever. What in the name was some of the comics city? He did Grant Morrison, who's considered the best modern comic book writer. He basically drew the story that launched Grant Morrison into the mainstream, which was a JLA. That's when the original seven big-ass members of the Justice League got back together.

He did one of the best Batman stories ever, Tower of Babel, where Batman had all of these plans to beat all the Justice League, and Rayugh Goul use them to attack the Justice League. Really? I wish I came up with that idea. I just drew it. I know, but- Here's why I love Howardies the most humble guy I've ever met in my life. Artistar, Artit- like that- because it's at least a year in a fucking basement for 10 hours a day. Just like- Yep, and I just do this. It's not yours in the attic though.

Yeah. Bob, I grew up on your knockout power. But you grew up on your comedy. Just a tip. Fucking, you look at old interviews of Stanley and he's like, I created this and I created that. And Jack Kirby, who actually created most of the stuff is this old Jew with a Stoge in his mouth. And he's like, yeah, he asked for like a guy who ate planets.

So I gave him Galactus. You gotta do is what you gotta do is you kidding me no these are the most amazing guy ever so Stanley is not the fucking guy behind mom is the guys but part of it's much bigger than that he's like a Steve Jobs really who's the guy behind DC who's that was Simon Schuster I mean there's a lot of Simon and Schuster I said go I know that's a go What do you say? Who's the guy behind DC, the Barack Obama? Joe Simon and Jerry Schuster Waiter, she laughed on that one!

She likes political humor! We found out very late but... She was laughing at a text She was laughing at a text She was laughing at a text, she was like no, text she got. She was like, no, that was a laugh. She was a boy Jared. She was like, I'm watching reruns at the West Wing now. Back there, he's really good.

If you look at a former now, this timer counting down to 245 and right when Ding, we gotta go. You should check out Tuesdays with stories. It's a much better pocket. Bigger fan base anyway. Oh my god, it's gonna itch you my year. What the hell was that? I don't know. I just The fact that they're over thinking Superman is why Superman sucks in the movie. I mean, right now favorite superhero of all time Go ahead of all time. Yes. G. Marsha main hunter. Who? The green guy. John's. The green guy from Justice League.

Really? Wow. Why? It's similar to Superman. His planet was destroyed and he's as powerful as Superman, but he can change his shape. He's got a shitty weakness though. Fire. Yeah. So he can blow up a building, then the building will hurt him yes why see that blows me away why why fire fire is just so easy old to have a lot of every one of those old care the original green lanterns weakness was wood would would like any type of wood yeah even his own boners he would not be a man look at Mad Joe as he didn't get that one in. He wanted that one. That's such a dulystomaniac's going, I wish Joe said that.

I just read recently that a boner is not actually made of wood. It's blood, isn't it? That's not true. So, okay, so who is your favorite? Oh, the thing. The thing is my favorite. Why? He's an ugly Jew made of rocks and so am I.

I love the things. Wow, what about you? I'm Batman, autowimper you what bad man all the way really yeah I grew up to animate series I read all the fucking great books. I have like the fucking long Halloween Am I stop where we get it okay? I know I'm kidding Kidding what about you? I probably Batman really I love Batman. Yeah. Okay. What about you? Batman's the only he's the only guy. No. Hey, Adrian, what about you? Superman. Really? Kelly, what about you? You say Yahoo serious? I'll punch you in your face. What'd you say? He said the Janet from Bunkie hill but I'm gonna sit gone now. You're lucky. You're lucky. First of all, I don't think it was there.

Kelly, Kelly, you can't call that combined joke. I look like a joker. Kelly, do you know the lucky you are that I stepped on that joke? But I'm such a dummy, I repeated it. Kelly's stealing Joe's jokes now. Oh, what? I'm regular. I what about you?

I probably aren't, man. You know what, I have to go, I would say I'd have to go with Iron Man right now too. I fucking love Iron Man. He is the shit. Before the movies. I liked them before the movies. I loved him after. Once Tony Stark, with me, once I can see the person in, I can actually see a real human

being and then I can read the comic, I see that person doing it. So now I even love it more. But a millionaire, cocky fucking dude that has a suit is so cool to me. I just love it. He's a better character than Batman. Yeah, I think he is too. I mean, Batman, it's like, you know, there's a lot of things

that just don't make sense with him. What's the difference between like, the way that he earned his money, that he feel like Batman just has the money But like that he did it through weapons, so there's that guilt. Yeah, and then the alcoholism Yeah, that's like he dealt he deals with like the shit that Bruce Wayne does really like And the guy my dad Are you changing your answer? No, no, I'm just saying like

I'm changing my answer to Jack ice float. I'm telling you I would fucking love if they did a comic book on this guy would be awesome. Yeah, you should you should hire him Have hire him to write a comic book Yeah, he's really good. There's gonna be more there is who is is he a comic book artist? No, well, he does come but it's like all Indie Indie comics, but yeah, he's really good awesome. All right I'm trying to make connections guys don't forget mad at me right I fucking stepped on something. I'm sorry All right, make sure we're gonna get you out of here. It's you got five minutes. I want to make sure I get your plugs in We're gonna keep going for a little bit if you guys don't mind you guys good. How are you good? Who me? Yeah, you yeah, all right

I thought you had to kind of wrap it up, if I leave. Ha ha ha ha ha. The Bunker Hill comments a style. I can't. But I don't know how to shut these phones off in here. The reason why I love this studio, you never know a gnome's gonna walk up and just use his bedroom,

and you never know when the phones are going off or something's gonna happen up here. A dude lives here? Yeah, boy. Ha ha ha a nose. A gnome. A gnome. This is above the comedy cell, right? And gnome, this is his old apartment. And he's never here.

What's that? It's the over there, you guys keep looking over there. No. Oh. He's not lying. Are you nervous? He was hiding in the curtains. Is someone you guys both can look at?

Jack Iceflow, Jackson, romance for men, Pandora's Box. It's a long title. Yeah. Yeah. Make sure you go check this out. Tell them what they can get it again. Best thing to do is go to romanceformen.com and you can get it any which way from there.

I always wanted to fuck a witch. Well, you know. I'm not like a wizard, but a real witch. You know what I mean? I think it's a green girl. Yeah, I just wanted to fuck a green girl. Your actual names are nowhere in this book, huh? No, it's written by Jack Iceflow Jackson. But I'm taking responsibility for it.

OK. Yeah. Does that mean every time I watch a wizard of Oz, you get a bina. Because she's a green witch, Bob. So we'll be right back. We're going to let that. What else you got going on, buddy?

I'm writing a couple pilots for FX. This one, you know, the one on romance for men. Do another comedy and writing for them. And a script error a little bit ago. Sony just picked up and so we're putting that together as a half hour. So there's a bunch of TV stuff. He's just done fire, dude.

I'm working a lot. You're on fucking fire, bro. Like, I'm just trying. I gotta do 100 projects so I can get another one with you. Yeah, I was fucking I was so psyched dude. I was so psyched for Bronx war. I know. And those Dave was those guys are great. I'm doing a great fucking project with those guys. That's one of the reasons I'm in town is working on. They're fucking are we Thomas and I I will. I will. They love you by the way. I love you. You know what they said about you they they these two guys are there two cops that

Bronx warrants was based, you know, based on their experiences and they came to see you for the first time You know at the comedy cell just to check you out Yeah, we were talking about you and they called me and this was their comment about you They go you know, it's had a clearer room. You can clear a room And they that you were like you had cop abilities. Yeah Yeah, they're fucking great, man. These two dudes are fucking hilarious. They wrote a great script. And you fucking came in and fucking made it happen.

And I think we put a great show together. We did. The sucks that didn't get picked up. It happened. Now that you see what they did, what is, we like, oh, they wanted that. Yeah, that's fine. There will be other things.

Believe me, I got good stuff going on you two. You got them right. Then we just have to work together. And then you're assistant. What is we like how they wanted that yeah, that's fine. There will be other things believe me I got good stuff going on you do to god damn right then we should have to work together and then your assistant I want her to laugh at the show someday well You only get three you know You get three laughs a day out of her I can't wait for the two to the two laughs on this show. Did you laugh just tell me did you laugh at this book? I just yes or no you let this book you laugh, but this podcast didn't right? Right. Jesus. Jesus. Is that your dad's mic? I got to go with her. No, because she's in the room.

I never let anybody bring anybody, but I said he said, Dean wants to, I go absolutely whatever Dean wants together, but I never let anybody come up here for the simple fact that they might not get it or they it's not their thing and then you have I feel bad because you all have to look over them just see someone not liking what we're talking about his fucking hysterical. There you go. Well check out the book funny. Well there you go.

That's all you need. She's not my assistant. She's yours. So here we go. Pandora's Box, Romans from men. It's a hilarious book. Unbelieveable written by one of the funniest guys out there right now. Dean, thanks for stopping by. Hey, thanks for out there right now Dean. Thanks. Just stopping by

I will I will see you call me and you are you gonna be walking around what are you doing? I'm actually going to the letterman show. Oh shit. Which way I got a are you on it? No, I'm going with how he mandal Oh shit who is on it and a funnier famous mob I'll get it. Okay, no well I got I'm doing the couple projects with how is you got it brother? All right. We'll go have fun brother take care guys I know we tweeted at the your Twitter name for the books so people can follow in the like a WD Oh great, okay. Yeah, we'll do it with Cam and we'll put the fuck out of it brother. All right. Have fun Thanks a lot everybody

So yeah walk to these guys out make sure they know where they're going Um, yeah, it's it's weird the these guys out make sure they know where they're going. Um, yeah, it's, it's weird the, uh, you get this thing free at last. Free at last. I don't know how much. She, you get it. She didn't even wait for him.

She just left. Take care. Bye. Bye, buddy. Take care. Um, so yeah, it's weird that I feel like Marvel did it right. And DC, I agree with me. If we watch Letterman tonight

and we just hear her laugh through the entire episode. I'm a Letterman. We wouldn't know. Oh my God. Who it was? I. Like some people you meet and you're like this, like a media,

you ever meet somebody and you immediately go, this person hates me. Like I. Everyone I've ever met. I've never. I call them fans. No. I've never, listen I've never met my wife. I call them fans. Listen, I've never, listen, I never met her. I don't know who she is.

I went immediately when I said, Hola, she hates my guts. I've done nothing to her. I've said nothing except to Lowe. This person will never like me in the world. And she sat there and just fucking was annoyed with everything we had to say. Agreed. But there you go. That's all fun. I think it was me. I think it was the topless thing I did up front. I don't think it was every person in this room. I think it was everybody in this room. Apps of fucking literally. She fucking hated everybody. That's why I don't allow

civilians up here. I don't know. Hey, can I bring my girl? No. Garvey, girl did the same thing. I got her came up. She sat in the same chair. I did the same thing. And you got a different board of girlfriend up here. The girlfriend's being shit ass. Yeah, or, you know, any type, this is not a fucking some chick, you know, some civilian girl's show. Let's put it that way. When I was six at a comedy club and my mom was on stage,

it was like the most boring thing to me watching stand up. But here's the thing though, if I was somebody's assistant, I would fake laugh just so I didn't make, hey, somebody's promoting your boss which puts money in your thing, I would actually. That's an LA assistant thing, New York assistant's like, fuck it. Yeah, she's from LA.

Oh, oh my God, crazy. I'm gonna have to have a talk with Dean about her. Yeah, just shook her head when you were like, fun. Listen, here's, here's, look, it's hit down. Okay, go, go. Ask me if anybody can bring anybody up here again. Can't anyone? No, no. Hey.

Well, I knew it was Dean, so I wanted to like, I wanted to make sure. Listen, he was not assisting. No, no, not with this. I like to fucking grin and automatically sat in the head chair. Sure, I told him to move there. I'm kidding. I'm kidding you find you Get some life. I really do like this book though. This was it's actually it's Perverted and fucking funny and I like it and I do get off. I mean you draw here's my question You know you read these comic books and some of these guys draw women, oh my,

it's like, fuck, every muscle in their thigh and you can see them and the thing is so tight and it's beautiful. And then you go to the next thing where another artist drew it and it's like, it's like I feel like it gave up, like you didn't draw. It's not as, the girl is not as hot anymore, you know what I mean? Like Storm in one comic book is like, what,

I wanna fuck her now. The next one is just like, you know, a leg and an arm and, you know, abs. She just looks like CCX Pounder. Yeah. You know what I mean, why is that? Just personal preference, I guess. Did you see the new Spider Woman?

Yep, I saw that. Okay, that's causing she's bent over Yeah, and it looks like her Yeah, but it's drawn by like a like with a Spanish guy in his cities. Yeah What what so what the new one is hot it's very Suggestive it looks like her Custom is painted on and really pull that up Kelly kelly would you want to see that what is it okay the spider with my my my little manara m a n a r a is this a movie or uh... comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic comic Oh my god, I was just reading the one the new Avengers and they caught the Avengers and they were all hang up nude in the Right and you you don't show any but be like oh my god

Captain America and every is looking at her naked like you know what I mean and I get bored in the movies like Most of the women all fight the same way Oh every woman has like the head scissor take down like her a carona type thing and they all like the thing I hate most like when I think black widow fought great. Yeah, you know that you fought great. It's the same. The head and the thing is she like I'm when I'm sick of moving women in action movies when they always have to make the the powdery face like the hmm after they beat someone up

like you're supposed to be impressed that they did that It's like no, it's fine. We see it a lot. It's okay like wrong arousine expendables three every time she beat someone up She then like winks at the camera and it's gross. Look around arousy's not an actress one thing. She's a fucking oh And then we proves it. Yeah, terrible. Oh She think you make the powdery face to alone. She's the only one that's so cool. You make the party face to her. Here's the thing though. You look like you did a beauty game. But there's a thing with her, and this is what sucks with people who cross over.

Nobody's around them telling them that. Everybody around them is going, you're great, you're great. You're going to do another one. They want you for another. Oh, I'm an actor now, and now I'll do acting, and I'll do my thing, and it's like, listen, there's a difference between a fucking actor and what the fuck you did. But he's just amazing in gardens of the galaxy.

He really did good work. Right, right. But I think wrestlers are actors. I think they're great actors because every day they get scripts from writers and they have to learn lines in seconds and then they live shoot that shit sometimes where they can't fuck that, that makes- There's no laughter, yeah.

No, you gotta become, you're becoming that character and you have to be great and you have to do it in front of live people. It's theater, I mean, you can't, when you're going in as a fighter and then you're going on a movie set, that's a totally different thing, totally fucking. These guys, Petista was amazing, hilarious.

That's the best comic book movie yet. Ever. Who's gonna have the balls to tell Ronda Rousey, you know, that's horrible. It should just, you know, who will, the fucking box office when she does her own movie, like they did with Gina Carano. I mean, they did it with Expendables 3.

That should bomb her. That movie bomb, that's what it was like. Yeah, fucking bomb, then Gina Carano's movie, they had to dub her voice in. They dubbed her a fucking cooler voice in. I love Gina Carano, i love ronda rousey i did it's like i don't quite don't talk yet fight each other but it's like if you're gonna do a movie please don't think you're gonna jump over and

and and be a movie star it's just that's gonna happen was good in the vendor uh... catholic america he said first of all he said three words he looked angry and then he said three words and a couple more French So we don't even know what the fuck he really said and his costume sucked. Yeah, so he was boring But he did The character that he plays is so fun and awesome in the comics and he ended up that and I was just having moments in the juxtaposed podcast.

I was like, oh, it's, uh, he did not know who was talking. I looked at everyone's face, I figured I was talking. GSP did not capture the essence of Bad Rock The Leaper. And you know who that is. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so there you go. I think that, uh, I think Guardians, I've seen it twice. I went and saw it Friday night with Ryan Hamilton again, the late show. And I loved it just as much It was fucking awesome. It's the best. It's a big you think it was so good because it's um, it's kind of fun Yeah, and then the Spider-Man staff all superman staff. It's always a serious

I'm not gonna talk to you. I'm not as fun to watch Because it was enjoyable She's gonna go back to Australia and be a film critic and you know what it is about Marvel They let these people write these scripts. They let them kind of go off and do their own thing They don't fuck with the movie like that's what I heard about spider-man That's why the new spider-man's have been so back the studio keeps like giving them notes and trying to change shit Well, then he's a view make a good movie first no one gives a shit. And that's the thing like Guardians, I haven't read much Guardians.

Most people don't know about those characters, but it doesn't matter because the movie was good. If it's fun, if the jokes work, and it's one of the fun movies of the year. Funny fucking movie, great movie. It was a great soundtrack. Everything was, the soundtrack was amazing, but here's the thing is that when,

now that you know that, it put everything perspective with Avengers and Thor and Captain America and Iron Man, you know that they're all gonna come together. Yeah. And like all these little scenes, like in Avengers, where Loki's on this other planet and talking to that guy,

to see that guy get his head snapped Yeah, by fucking Ronin that was like oh shit these are all connected and they're all gonna come together is like fuck that's I can't wait You know, Naminit's it's it's it's exciting. I don't feel that way on It's like Batman versus Superman. I'm like you better do it right Because if you don't throw in everybody in there that's supposed to be a man of steel sequel and they fucking just like well That would kind of bomb. Let's just throw in the bottom No part of the problem is is that all like the like the wonder woman image like all the pictures look dull and gray and reddish They look boring and like you look at you look at Guardians you take Michael Rooker who's just a great character actor, right?

He's awesome in everything he's been in. Right. And you paint him blue. Right. This goofy color. And it's awesome. Right. He's just being Michael Rooker.

John C. Riley. Like the characters that they cast are fascinating. They're good actors. When close. When close. What's that? That's what I'm saying at the beginning. That's what I'm saying at the beginning. They're they're treating these roles not as superheroes, but as a

Regular movie when these show the a Toro is Ranable, but you know what changed that though? Dark Knight date you're absolutely I don't even say I'd say the first original dark night change it because Batman himself was one of our greatest original dark night change it because Batman himself was one of our greatest actors. He's a phenomenal. Oh fuck Jack. I mean, I agree, but I'm just saying, but the big. And they ready for me. He looks like he just, you know what? I'll tell you when I fucking, I hated Batman that bad man. When I saw Mr. Freeze and he was running away and someone hit one of the ice things and it wiggled because it was made a plastic. I said I'm done with this fucking. But we got to see one of the ice things and it wiggled because it was made of plastic. I said I'm done with this fucking.

But we got to see one of those ice things in the GC office. Not that I wouldn't fun go touch it. Touch it wiggling piece of ice. Bobby, I gotta run. Okay, Joe. Why do you gotta run? To walk. I gotta do stuff a real podcast. What are you doing? Same a real podcast. You're fucking leaving my show?

Well, I don't want to get into holes. Another place needs unnecessary callbacks. I understand. I necessary the last I thought the last one necessary. Oh But I'm gonna get out of here so you guys can break down comic books. That'll be fun for everyone Go watch baseball. that's more. I'm struggling so much. I'm gonna watch baseball and then not talk about it on a podcast. Whoa! I only named off the audience.

I just... I'm a Jay. Movies make billions of dollars. They're popular now. So what is baseball about? I don't know. Okay. Mix mix more money than movies I think. For the players. This is the best back-of-full that I've ever had on the show.

I'm talking to you the whole time. I figured I was going to say, where am I going? Give me your tank. Oh, that's what I was going to say. The podcast was supposed to start at 12.30. I was here for two hours and two minutes. I got here ten minutes early. Yeah, I'm sorry It was my fault. Well, you tried to bust my balls about leaving the show. No, you don't have to leave

I'm just I said don't run. Oh, you said I got a run. I said don't run. I said walk. I didn't bust your balls I think about bunker hill community college Joss see you later make sure you listen to his podcast We're gonna be we're gonna know what's it Tuesday, so it gonna be, we're gonna wrap this up very shortly. Love you, Joe. Love you, Joe. Bye, Joe. See you next week.

I got a picture of the Spider Woman. Is this the red, that one? Oh, yeah, let me see. Let me say, yeah, look at that arch back. Look at that ass. That's crazy. Wow, man. It's the first time I've seen the picture

without my own jizz on it. So, I'm just kidding. Give it a minute. Can I've seen the picture without my own jizz on it Give a doubt. Can I just say something though? I I like that. Oh, yeah, a lot of people do I do you do you draw like that? Sometimes I don't draw like that Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? Sir, have you ever drawn a fucking like a piece of art a chick? We like oh my god. I would jerk off to my own artwork. No not yet. Oh no. Oh my god. If I could draw like you I would just draw tits. You know you'd have a draw of tits. I've done things to some of your pictures of

Big Barda that I cannot. That's why I don't draw like that. Big Barda that's a DC character. Her name is Big Barda. That's fucking crazy. All right, listen We're gonna wrap this up. Um, can we tell people some of the I want to know too some of the comic book series is that you wrote that we if we want someone wants to go see your art and read the comic What can they do? So you draw? Yeah, firsts like I don't write on my drawing. I know, but you draw them, but I want to see your art and enjoy the comic. Right now I'm doing a book called Justice League 3000. You can get that online, DC has an app, or you can go to a comic book shop and find out.

What are you laughing at? You can't find them at Walmart. I'm fine. I'm fine. This is, so this is your, what are you laughing at? He's like, you can go to a cowboy. I mean, that's, you can't, you're not gonna, that's all you, you can't find him at Walmart. Just as League 3000, what's another one? What's one, should I ask Mike? Cause he seems to know. Oh yeah.

If you're gonna, if you're a Howard Porter fan, what comic book? I mean, Tower of Babel is probably, I think the best thing that's drawn. That's just, League of America from, right, the, Mark Wayter, the writer, one of the best thing that's drawn that's just a league of America from right yeah Mark way to the writer one of the best writers ever and you draw it and it's fantastic if you love batman It's great. It's it's a great. They did a movie of it called Justice League Doom. It's an animated movie really

But it would not surprise me if it becomes a live-action movie too. It's one of the best stories ever. Okay, cool I'm gonna check that out. I was trying to find, I wanted to find like the, because I was explaining to you, it's very hard to find story arcs and to go through them and keep, you know what I mean? Right, like you saw the movie Avengers. Where did that happen?

Yeah, it didn't. It didn't, it doesn't. And so it just the new world order, that's a great one too. The entire planet rises up and No, that's world war three. Oh, well, three. No, when you So how does it work with a comma? You you have to draw the art after they write the book, right? You get like a script, right?

Which you would get for a play or a TV show, right? It's broken down into pages and yeah So you sit there and go, okay, this page right it's broken down into pages and yeah so you sit there and go okay this page you know Batman is right you coming out of a fucking plane and I yeah direct it see and come up with the sets and all that right so you'll come you'll you'll come up with the now does it do you just do it and it gets approved and then you finish or do you finish it and say, this is it, fuck you. Usually when I finish it, it's done, but sometimes there'll be notes to correct. But in the past, you would have,

Pennsler was what I do, and then it would be handed off to an anchor who'd go over with ink. Now I'm doing it all myself. You do everything yourself. Why is that because of technology? Yeah, I'm able to speed up the process with computers. So you do everything on a computer? About 50%.

So you have a pen, a pencil, and you... I do the rough on the computer, print it out, then I trace it off in a light box with pencil and paper. Right, and then you scan that back into the computer. And then what do you do with that then you draw and then you That's when you start adding the color and the details. I actually don't color it. There's a color It's because so you wouldn't permit it really. Yeah, so someone will color in what you do. Yes Really? Yeah, because these things come out. It's a assembly line process. They have to come out like you know regular magazines once a month You have to get a page a day done. Wow, it's a lot of pressure. It's a lot of pressure man.

That's a dead line. I didn't fucking know that. Is that why you're stressed out all the time? Am I? You know I'm kidding. Yeah. Do the guy back in the day the dudes would do like four or five comments a month. Yeah. Kirby would do like four comments a month. Wow. Yeah. That is a lot of pressure because if you if you fuck off, if you stay out late drinking and part in and you don't get your work done And I spree the next guy in the fuck and it just it just falls off. Right. Has that ever happened? Once or twice really Comic companies they always have inventory stories like in the tank basically So if an artist is laid on the deadline, they could just put in... It's usually like a villain artist, like, an inventory story.

That they just have in the middle of there. And fans love that when their story is interrupted. Yeah. Oh my god, they must fucking hate it. Yeah. Oh god. So, but is happening? Did you get in trouble?

Did you get fired? Um... No, I've never gotten fired. Good. But, yeah, they had to pull the inventory thing or fill in. But, oh shit. I've been pretty good with my deadlines. Yeah?

It's great. He pulled up on a beamer. I just, I told him, I think I go, I only douchebags drive this in your car, is it? I go, fuck, this is your car. He goes, yeah, I go, I have a theory. Only douchebags drive BMWs. And you're correct.

There was, in the early 2000s, there was an X-Men issue where this, they were so late on the deadline, this one guy was like, I bet I could do, and I won't mention the name, but he was like, I bet I could do this in a week. He's like, I'll get the whole issue out in a week, and it's the most unreadable thing. He never seems like, you did it, you shouldn't have.

What was it? It was an X-Men issue. And it like when you read the storyline like the trade paperback It's like oh part one looks great part two looks great, and then you're like oh It just hits you hard. Nobody knows he had to rush. They just see the finished thing. Yeah, exactly crazy All right, so how would thank you for coming in today, brother I really appreciate it man. Thanks coming to my barbecue. I think fun time and uh... What happened to all that meat? I gave a lot of it away. Yeah, I gave I just people were taking it. That was a lot of meat. Yeah dude I cooked a lot of fucking food. I uh yeah everybody took plates home so thank God my neighbor came home and of course we had

it twice yesterday. It's sausage is twice. I made her make sausage catchatory. That's why I was at the fucking a and p Get milk and eggs and mushrooms and while I was being mentioned on the m's was a fucking cock sucker in my life. But anyways, Mike, thanks for coming by, dude. Oh, thanks. Congratulations on your marriage. Oh, thanks, man. It's fucking awesome. It's the best, I mean, you've been married for longer than all of us for Christ's sex, which is crazy.

Thank you. Oh, yeah. How is like the nicest guy? I just kind of imagine you ever getting mad or angry. You're like the sweetest little guy. I get mad at myself. You do? He really is Are you gonna invite Bobby to your wedding now?

No, of course we don't have enough meat That's fat joke Brandon. Thank you for coming down. I appreciate it Kelly. How many more weeks we have left to you? Three weeks shit So what do you got you anything you want to promote? No, just just check out a stuff. Thank you for coming What do you got Mikey? Um, I am my album a satin man team is still on sale You can go on my website Mike Lawrence comedy dot com and I'll be at the JFL 42 in Toronto September 18 through the 21st I always wanted to do that

I've been to Toronto so many times too. I'm such a fucking needy. I just did JFL three years in a row. I've been to Toronto, I just did a tour of them. I wanna do it. I'm such a fat, have fun up there. It's a blast. That's a blast up there.

Oh yeah, Rob, what's his name? From Toronto Rob wants to take your job too. A lot of people want your job, yeah. He doesn't live here. He's moving here. He's easy. Jay's here, I am. May I talk to Rob?

Yeah, talk to Rob about it, but we got the girl Shannon, I got to get her a photo. Make sure. I'll have to get the photo. Here's what I want from her, if you want to intern for this Kelly's job, I need a photo and I need a somewhat of a resume

of what you can do, because there's a lot of Facebook and Twitter and videos and audio and stuff like that. So send it to Kelly at riotcast.com. Kelly at riotcast.com and CC me, YKWD at riotcast.com and we will go through them. So I know a bunch of you sent them already, re-send them to Kelly and myself and we'll go through them. What do you got, Brandon?

You guys can follow me on Twitter, Mr. UnderscoreBee Collins. Check out my show, ComyOutliers.com. I also have podcast, ComyOutliers. We have a show on Saturday, September 20th. Go to our website, hit me up on Twitter for discount code, and hope to see you guys there. Who's on the show? We got, what are you guys asking for that now?

Completely by going to the line. Kelly, what do you guys? I'm, it must be a great show. Nobody worth fucking remembering. I'm gonna be at the stress factory on the 9th of September. We'll do. It's just like a bunch of us. How good. Which is great.

So if people come out, I might grab some stickers and stuff and see if anyone shows up. Ba-da-da. And also on Friday the 12th at the Creek, I'm doing a one-off show New York six stories. It's a free show, it's going to be great. Great, so check that out. Yeah. And they'll stop by.

What do you got, Shkopo? It's going to be on Twitter at Chris Skopo. And they're going to be at Foxwood with you and Lewis, with October 2nd, third and fourth. Okay. What else? I'm going to be in Copenhagen. Yeah, you're going to be in Denmark, September 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, in the Bremen Theater in Copenhagen, Denmark. And then where?

And then he's going to be October 10th, one night at the Comedy Shop in Haslet, New Jersey. The next night, October 11th, at the Seneca Casino in Niagara Falls. And how are you doing, two in one? That's a mistake by the law. Oh, wow. I Niagara Falls and how you doing two and one that's a Mistake I don't know how you doing that. I will fix that All right, well, and then we start filming too stuff filming sex drugs and rock and roll

In October so there you go good news coming I can't have not yet put a lot of great stuff happening You guys are the best fans in the fucking world. I'm talking to you. If you're a man and you go on Twitter and you tell another man how much he stinks, you're a fucking not a man. That's a fact. My men don't tell other men reviews and opinions. You go to their face and you tell them,

if not you shut your fucking mouth. My grandfather is a man. He would have never went on the internet and went, I don't like your pond fuck you, you stink. Just know that. If you say negative shit to people as a fucking coward, you're a coward, fucking non-man piece of shit, that's what you are.

That's really what you are. You understand that? Know that. You's what you are. That's really what you are. You understand that? Know that. You're a fucking coward. I don't like you're a coward. Just don't like it like a man. Okay? He gets a man sitting in this studio and not laugh for two hours. That's what she did. That's a hero. That's brave. Yeah. It's not brave. It's fucking stupid.

Go downstairs and have a cup of coffee. You don't need to be here. All right. You guys are the best. Thanks for listening. You know what, dude? You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs.

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