Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - I'm On The Beach, Duuude!

Episode Date: December 3, 2012

With Bobby on vacation, Kelly Fastuca takes the reigns to host YKWD with guests Leah Bonnema, Jessimae Peluso, Katie Hannigan and Rob Sprance. @KellyFastuca @LeahBonnema @JessimaePeluso @KatieHannigan @RobSprance RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hoy es un día de eso de no saber cómo va a acabar el día. Donde nadie pregunta a dónde viene, sino por qué no te viene. Y una ronda es el tiempo que pasa entre no conocernos, y no creer olvidarnos. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos vía. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos encuentra. Maú, la vida es más vida cuando nos encontramos. Encuentra los bares de Madrid la dicción especial de Madrid nos liga. Un dominaje de Ma mal, a Madrid.

in all your devices. Plus, don't forget to watch the new episode. You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude? On the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com. Listen up, fans of YKWD. You can catch Robert Kelly live on stage, December 7th at the Stanhope House and Stanhope, New Jersey,

and December 8th at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club House and Stanhope, New Jersey and December 8th at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club in Point Pleasant, New Jersey. There's a great show you'll laugh your ass off, get tickets and information at robbertkellylive.com. Check them out dude! Hello fans of the You Know What Dude Podcast. Robert Kelly here. Can you hear that? Can you hear that in the distance?

That's the ocean. Those are waves. Because right now I am in a rubah, lying down under a palapa. That's what it's called babe? Palapa. Enjoying the beautiful sun. Some virgin

peanut colladas and mojitos. Don't talk on the fucking podcast. That shit don't change, okay? I'm gonna care if we're on vacation. You don't talk on the show. Okay? Shut your face.

I'm trying to do this. So here I am. So how can I do a podcast if I'm lying under a palapa? In a rubble? Well, I took care of that for you. We're not gonna cancel the show because of my vacation. That's right. I put Kelly for Stuka in charge. In charge, kid. She's in charge of the fucking podcast. Bobby's not here. That's right, Fistuka is running the show. I think she picked all women to be on the show, which is a first. So this is even going to be unbelievably wow. Oh my god. Or it's going to be like holy shit. This sucked. Either way, it's gonna be a win-win for all of us.

If she does great, that's good for you guys and good for me, I can relax and not worry about it. If she bites the big one and it, this show just stinks. Oh God, we make fun of this next week. So, win-win for both of us. So I hope you enjoy this show that's about to happen. Just know that I'm on a beach and I'm not responsible. It's Kelly's fault. So enjoy the Yuna Wakao podcast with Kelly Fistuka.

Yeah, pass me my drink, baby. Oh, God. How beautiful is this? Don't talk on the podcast. Shut up. Hey, gang, this is Colin Quinn. This is Jim Norton. This is Dennis Leary. This is Opie from a lot of things.

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I wouldn't do the photo. Alright, you guys are listening to the, you know what, dude? Podcasts and I don't think I can ever do that injustice. What did dude? No, well if Bob doesn't do it then Dan does it and then if I do it it just sounds like a shalak. You want to do it Rob? Yeah.

Yeah. You got to say you're listening to it. You just do the dude. All right. Can I do my radio voice? Yeah, let's hear it. 99 put 9. Don't do it.

Don't do it. I was like getting into it. I damn it. Fuck you, Rob. I it. Oh, I was like getting into it. Like, damn it. Fuck you, Rob. I'm joined by, well, I'll just introduce everyone. I'm joined by one of the half of Konglomerate of RightCast.com helped me record today. Rob's Brants.

Hello. I, Rob, listen, I'm, everyone always calls you bird face. I'm not gonna do that today. That's nice, but you just did. So technically, you've already gone back on that, you say. Everyone's gonna get a nickname. Yeah, I feel like I'm already on my back foot because I'm getting so I get so much shit about my accent that I'm ready to like go. What are you fucking saying? Come on or fucking pounder. Well

now I'm coming out. Yeah, but I don't think I'm gonna pick away at you. I'm not scared of you. Rob, thanks for joining us, Rob. It's so good to have you here. And I'll go around the table and introduce the, basically listen, this is what happened. I should explain what happened. Bob's away. He's in a rubour on holidays.

And we're behind on podcasts because we had a fucking hurricane that destroyed the city. So we need to put an episode out. And I'm the only one here that can essentially fill in for his shoes, which I'm not filling in for anyone's shoes. I can't even do the dude right. Dude! Yeah, well, that's good, well done.

But, so I don't know, so we're just... Poor, poor, poor people, kind of listening to the first five minutes going, dude, what the fuck, dude? Where'd you go, dude? What are you doing, dude? Get your Reddit button ready, dude. Oh my god. All right, so he just said do a show by yourself

and choose who you want on there. So, first cap off the ranks, Leah Bonnemer, fucking great comic and great hair. God damn it. Start, I love how you're itching yourself, while you said that. I was like, why are you itching? Why, was that like the international son of a liar?

No, that was like, I don't know, like I'm getting under here. I'm getting in here. No. That's the international son of jealousy, because you got beautiful long hair and I have short, crappy Italian hair. I feel like we need to have a love, love Kelly session. No.

I like your shoes, the way you're filling in shoes, I like your fucking hair and I love your fucking accent. How am I a bird and then she gets all of them? That's not right. Leah, you can come back anytime. Oh god, she's great. and then next to Leah we've got Ami. Remember this gal from the cheat promo videos. Katie, honey. Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you.

My mom also loved the video. She thought I was, she thought I looked very professional. When I came up from, you know, giving the blowjob. Thank you so much. That's my girl Katie living in New York City. She's making it. Don't think. Making things happen.

I'm a big city. Thanks for all the help. And then across the table, this, oh man, this is the biggest goofball I know. I think if I had a story to tell everyone about a really amazing shit that I did, I know that I should. Yeah. Like, I really didn't mean to. You think of me.

Yeah. Like, a shit or a shit that you did. Like, if I did a shit that was a dump. Yeah. Like, took a dump. Yeah, if I took a shit that was a dump. Yeah, like took a dump Yeah, if I took a dump and it was amazing like it was long and had colors in it like I would send it to me I would totally because you're the only person who would make me feel like okay with it Because everyone else make everyone else make a feel bad that would like Kelly come on Is that really you really think about I would be like I can't it's too blurry

Can you risk take it again? I can't tell what you had for I'm sure I'm gonna be able to tell you I think I've actually texted a gentleman But like I can't tell anybody else this I wish I wish I could pull that up and find the text because she definitely has Jess in my pollutes like because everyone else would make me feel bad like Kelly that's really inappropriate I'm like no, it's not it's a bright bright shit, and I'm in what the world is saying. My dad still makes me pull his finger. Like shit jokes are just in the family.

Where is your family? Where are they from? C-R-E-Q. C-R-E-Q. Yes. Your American accent is my whole upbringing, because everyone sounds like, yes. Why was thought I was doing Midwest? Yeah, you're more Midwest. I'm pre-Midwest. Midwest. I'm like the you know right before you get to the Midwest I'm like the top of the I'm the frost of the Midwest teacup the teacup. Yeah, were you having for Thanksgiving? Yes, I was

Yeah for two days that in and out real quick. Yeah treated Syracuse like a bitch Left the man the dresser got the fuck out. I Shhh, treated to Syracuse like a bitch. I left the man in the dresser and got the fuck out. I don't have any family here, so I didn't spend it with family, and I was kinda sad about that, but then I realized to every single Christmas that I've ever spent with my family,

and was like, I know we're okay. That's fine, because all Christmas is, my mom yelling at no one's helping her, and then the minute someone's crazy to the kitchen goes, all right, what do you need? I didn't need your help, I can't do it, we really didn't get you. And then she just says that maybe it'd be better if she wasn't alive, All right, what do you need? I don't need your help! I can't do it! We really have a kitchen! And then she just says that maybe it'd be better

if she wasn't alive, and then we'll have a good laugh. Yeah, the guilt. Yeah, the guilt. She's an idiot, though, because she had four kids, and we just all get up on her now. So there's no way that, like, if she ever gets sympathy, we all just laugh at her, and we're like, she's like, OK, OK, so that doesn't work anymore.

You guys are all adults. My mom makes me feel, makes her, I make my mom feel guilty because she only has white wine in the house and it's in a box. And I just, the Syracuse way is. And no matter how free it is, I just can't get myself to drink wine out of a box.

What, you have all people. I know, I'm the only one drinking right now. I just am like too classy to drink. Why could you drink out of a box? I call them goon bags. They're so bad. It's so bad. Oh fuck that don't worry about it. What about you Lay? Did you go home for thanks to me? No, I cooked here. Yeah, you got crazy family too. And man, do you? Yeah, but they're my kind of I mean they're They've been good to me with their crazy.

I am, I also love talking about poop. Like if you went over to our house right now, within like five minutes, she'd let you know that she's not wearing underwear. And underwear is like a government conspiracy to keep women's vaginas sanitized. And she'll eat. Yeah, she's angry about it

and everyone's gonna see vagina as up to her. And that you should eat a lot of vegetables and have good dumpsters. She's his crust. There's obvious. That's good to me. She's very, I like her a lot. I'm the one's in our family

and I grew up in a naked house too. So I'm a naked. Yeah. Like everyone would just walk around. No, just my mom. And it was always like underwear and bra situation. So even to the point where like if someone came over, I'm like, mom, you gotta put some pants on.

You have to put some pants on. She's like, what? I'm hot. I know where put my pants and I'm hot. Apparently my mom's been going through menopause for 25 years. Your mom will walk around in her underwear? Yeah. I think it's like a hippie thing.

Like 1970s women. They were like, this is, we fucking, this is our shit. No, she's just lazy. My mom is so shy. Really? My mom's like, really? hippie thing like 1970s women they were like this is this is we fucking this is our shit not she was so really my mom's like really yeah but my sisters like we walk around like if my my sisters came to me when I was living in Harlem living with my roommate this chick Natalie my sisters two of my sisters came to visit me and we just always walked around naked like when we were getting ready and so Natalie's there and she came out and like there's, you know, three sets of tits in her face. She's a whole lot of boobage.

I hate it. I had to share a room in my sister. So I was 23. She was 25. I was 23. She always got dressed in front of me and I fucking hate it. That's weird.

And she used to like just come in. I like the locker room. No, no, but I can't handle it. It's normal. I got changed in the bathroom after a shower, after every shower. It's like a locker room. No, no, I can't handle it. I got changed in the bathroom after a shower after every show Was there a lesbian coach looking at you through the window when people throwing fucking tampons at you like carry? But no like a sports team like when I've to get out of like soccer practice you guys all shower you guys are a group shower

We have like one group shower with like multiple. Yeah, and we all just fucking showered It was no we did that too. We know each other's no Softly in that music would play we actually use to dip chewing tobacco I'm going to be deb chewing tobacco like when I played soccer because I didn't want to you know You know, you know, it was just like a fun thing. We all did it the group and we'd fucking take a shower and then You know, you know, you know, it was just like a fun thing. We all did it as a group and we'd fucking take a shower and then spit it out. She went to back home and get in the shower together.

That sounds like some real, it's like the league of their own. We were searing. When I was on a speech team, we would flash each other. We would flash each other on the bus. You what? It was a speech team. I never played any sports. Say, can we speak to you?

Ketties from the Midwest is no Nothing to do in the Midwest, but just there's nothing to do in the Midwest but like not go to the beach and just get pregnant Like this. Yeah, cuz you're in the middle of fucking well. Apparently there's also a speech team Okay, number one in the state. How? Yeah, was that like a debate team? But you actually didn't have anything for against yeah, we would just like Tell like a 10 minute story mine was a humorous story I would do a character who was teaching a like a seminar about gun safety

In the Midwest and with the love that I like I got the right to bear arms Get her off the stage. My name is Katie. I'm 13 and I want to have the right tome and gun. I'm a communist. I would like to just add, I think it's, I was on the math team. I feel like I should. We didn't flash each other though. Maths team.

I'll flash each other some fractions. Fucking right. So what would be the pecking order out of the two? Like, would you look down on the speech team? Or does the speech team look down on the math team? We didn't have a speech team in our school. I have to say I love all right there. Might speech team look down on everybody.

Really? We were like the one in the state. I don't think I knew it. There were no other math teams. There were no other. I had no idea of social mores. I have no idea what any of this old means like teens you guys have teams with like subjects that's crazy yeah like they have like debate teams

and we don't we just had sports teams we don't have me I would like a speech team or like a debate team a speech team sounds fun that sounds like creative storytelling that's just like doing drama it is it was like drama yeah but we are not interacting with other people yeah and you're not getting shot at you right at yourself Yeah, and there's no problem so I'm like not at all like drama Did you stop the show after speech I feel bad that you guys missed out on group Group Shakes for a shower Katie. I love that monologue. You did about gun safety anyway. Can you watch my back? Got really sweaty up there

You guys want to go shower and spit in the drain? I love that monologue you did about gun safety. Anyway, can you wash my back? Got really sweaty up there, you guys. We're gonna go shower and spit in the drain. Fuckin' awesome. So it made me a woman. We just came in the drain. I mean, you managed to take a old woman shower and make it unsexy. I know, I did it on purpose.

I just fucking took that and I took my dick out on it. It's so... It might not even be true, I just wanted to ruin the visual. I think it's like a feminist shower. They all farted. Let our fucking leg hair grow in the shower. We unshaved our leg. We're back onto our legs.

Was this gonna be attractive? Well, let me ruin it. Maybe that's what I needed because I had so many issues when nudity growing up because my naked mom and my naked system. Maybe I needed that fucking shower room scene to kind of get over and just see tits all the time

and be okay with it. Now I'm like too scared to see friends of mine. I went and got massages, massages, like normal massages, not like creepy massages with a friend of mine. And she just like gets it tits out, like, oh it's fine, just put a towel over yourself. I'm like, no, what if it moves?

What if I see my friend naked and then I get a thump, thump, thump in my pants? I'm like, oh shit, scared of it. I'm like, I'm 30 and I'm a lesbian thump thump in my pants? I'm like, oh, shit. You're scared of it. I'm like, I'm 30 and I'm a lesbian. I'm like, what happened? I'm like, what happened? I can't help it. So I can only tell you the heavens. Why do you get a Brazilian wax?

Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, I do. I do get it. But I, yeah, I do. I just close my eyes and I go across from where I work and as these old, like, like the older Asian ladies and they're fucking, these women are so fucking hilarious all the cops are here. They're probably looking for the girls who are going to broken the net building next door and just bring her on the second floor. I went to the other building and just was like knocking on everybody's door and was like

Kelly? It's just a monster of some creepy scene from like Tansel and Mexican. Kelly? Boom boom chch. It's just a reminds me of some creepy scene from like Tantsaw Massacre. But then I was like, can I use your bathroom? I don't know who you are. It's really up to me. I don't know how they let you in and love that. Oh man. No, but I am.

What are we talking about? You're afraid you're letting me in wax. Did you come out of the wax? Oh, I love these aging ladies across, because they're really, really cheap. But they're not shy about telling me what my body looks like, because if I haven't gone for a while, wherever the hair is, I'm like, listen.

You know, joking around, setting up the story for it. I'm like, it's been a while. I haven't seen you in a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. I haven't been here in a while. And then when she sees it, she just like fucking laughed at my face,

and goes, oh, you got a lot of hair. They're like children. Those Asian women are like children. They have no censorship. Oh, you're so much hair. You're like jungle. I don't, anyone fuck you. That's right, you're not gonna find.

You're not gonna get Brazilian. You get Amazon, no. I went to Vietnam once and there's places in like Hoi An and Vietnam where you get clothes made really, really cheap, really well-made, tailored clothes. And I was walking down this alleyway where I was choosing my clothes and the woman who owned the store was walking behind me and as I was walking, she slapped my ass

and went, you got a big bum! Ah! Ah! I think the difference though is that when they say that they have no value on it. Like we take it personally or think, but they're just describing, like, hey Like I remember one of the first times I got a Brazilian I used to have my clitoris pierce and the lady fucking started

playing with the ring and she was like, what the fuck is happening right now? But I think it's just very like they're so comfortable with people's bodies at this point. They've been you know that it's not a value They're not saying anything about it. What she do like flick it like She's like ornament. Yeah, that's exactly what she's like. She never seen it before. She does lots of Brazilians Well, mine it was um really nice coloring What made you hang on that what kind of ring did you have? I'm not missing a been putting point you had a clit ring? Yeah, I was you know What's more more concerned of what ring it was? I want to know like what kind of a college college. I

didn't, I mean, oh, it was a soccer team. You're like, let's go get our clit spears. No, how you never do it during sports season because you don't want to play during sports. We just couldn't have in like one of those group showers and so everyone else had a clit ring and like, I don't want to be left out of the group. I was just making fun of my clit. Yeah. I don't want to be the only one. I don't want to be the only girl at school. That doesn't have a clue right? Oh, I might not would freak right out. She'd be like, you did one to yourself? Did it hurt? Um, it's not going to feel like, oh god, hurt me just thinking about it. Yeah, it's not.

I mean, but I mean, we're hurting. Whatever, hurt goes away. What does it add to the flavor of sexual A well, no, it's like a flag point so anything within like five centimeters all the way around It's gonna hit its mark really yeah, and B Also, it's just like awesome looking so you're like I love looking at my crotch Yeah, it's so fun. You could like he was a magnet

Economy like home actually got stopped at a the TSA Right set it off and then the lady stuck her hand in my pants. Oh Yeah, this is before Yeah, this is before... Oh, and this is pre-terrorism. No, it wasn't pre-terrorism. It's after-terrorism, but it was like before I would... Like now I would like... Pitch a fucking fit.

Or like be like, if you're gonna stick your hand in there, finish the job lady. What at the time I was just like, I don't know, I would like to move on now. What are you doing? She didn't believe that you had a... Well, she just wanted to make sure that like wasn't... I don't know, a gun in my vagina with this ridiculous

She just stuck her hand like who can you just say show it to me like you got to can I would really like a poll Well the thing is my dad was like waiting on the other side of things He just and I would never want my dad to know that like my dad like my dad's like Gandalf like he's a fucking perfect man with you know Wizard powers wizard powers Hiking boots loves, you know Stephen Hawking in the universe Wizards powers, hiking boots, loves, you know, Stephen Hawking and the universe. I was like mortified, my dad was there. She's just touching my vagina, daddy. Nothing there, nothing there, I'm a virgin.

Leah, I've got drugs on you. No, dad, it's much worse than that. Way worse than drugs. That's crazy. I mean, you get stopped a lot with a clip ring. Yeah, it sets off as a buzzer. But it sets off also fucking, you know, it was more for me. Like, it made me really comfortable with mice.

You know, you go to that stage, I don't know for a word, you're like, I want to own myself and be comfortable with myself. Me is like, I'm going to jam a piece of metal through it. I thought it was the cutest thing ever. It's awesome. It is a metal through my count. Oh, see, I don't call it that. Yeah.

I don't, I can't even believe, I can't believe we did that. Like I just never thought that you would have a clit ring. Not to say that there's girls at there, like if I have a clit ring, you know what I mean? There's like certain types. It's just like, you know, I get it, you're judging me. You're so happy.

Yeah, I do so happy. No, I got a really long time ago. Did you have like a ceremony? You're just like, I would think that'd be like an emotional thing, like not like a tongue ring. And it's like, I mean that's like, you know, we had a lot of good times like did you? It's like when you do that. That's exactly it. I was like we've been we've been we've been we had a good time We made it through

That's crazy. I can't do any peasants like that I'm so petrified if anyone touching me with an not supposed to I'm twice where I reckon people like people Rick and I was molested but never was I think you need to get gang banged not I don't not about that Like in a long time over I mean he could just keep coming into the room with different shirts on like A gentle No, he's gonna must out rock He's a different indetertile every time, like, doctor.

Then he comes into the tachylo, shubaga. You just dress them different men throughout your life. Or it can be like four different guys, but they just kiss me tenderly during it. So I still feel lumped. Yeah. I gotta write that down, sorry, like, a gentle, gang-bang with the same guy who comes in the middle of it. Yeah, it's a keeper. No, I just, I don't know, like I, I, I, I have a therapist.

Do you know how to do that? You're therapy here? Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And speed up. Oh, I'm the same therapist. I turned you on. Yeah, that's right. I mean, just at the same therapist, Beverly, who's awesome. And it has been Alan does the, he's a therapist to the stars. And she, we were talking about it once. And she was like, listen, she's like, I want you to like, so, it's shaped down and she like do something happen why you so weird with like you know and I'm like I honestly I would fucking tell you if something happened but nothing ever fucking happened she makes shit up and fuck them up you're probably repressing it because that's the thing if you don't remember it then you're totally repressing that's right you can you can completely

block a memory not I don't think you're repressing it. I think you're just I know what it was. I think you're ready to break free though. Yeah, you're ready to let Get ready to get out. Let it out. Run around the street. Don't let your society make you feel weird about your body Bykling feature vagina of hamburger already will you? So free Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, that you're so free Stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and I remember like friends like would come over to visit me and we're right in front of them like she pulled down her pants. Right, because she was hot and I'm like, Mom, they were right and they were foot in front of you. She's like, where are all women here? We don't mind.

I'm like, no, we're not all women here. You're a mother and we're women. We're different. That's crossing a boundary. It is crossing a boundary. No, no, I'm purpose. Not purpose. Was your dad or, I mean, was your mom and father still together?

I think, I don't um, I don't remember. They broke up a few years ago, but it just crossed over. But my dad was like, we didn't even notice. He was just, you know, he was a bitch. Did he see anything? Was he around when she was, you know, flat, a flash? He didn't care. No, he never said anything.

He was a, he's a quiet man. Very quiet man. It's almost like when you have a quiet man. It's just like, lose your mind. Yeah, you know, like, no, I think that's what happens. Yeah, it's just the hormones. Like if some one of us did those you're like you're fucking crazy But if like a man did it's like well, she's Even my sister would do it my sister's like the coolest person. I know she's awesome

And she would like I would get changed and in the in the share in the bathroom I'd get changed remember jammas going back to my bedroom and then like my sister would come in with her like bathroom And the minute she close the door she's Of the bathroom put a leg up on the fucking desk and start like my sister would come in with a like bathroom and the minute she close the door she's off the bathroom put a leg up on the fucking desk and start like moisturizing a leg ring dangling she's trying to watch the grassy high isn't your bedroom in that legal

I know but I don't want to have to look at a leg up on a desk you don't have to look you can go about your business I'm taking you to a strip club I'm gonna make you get I've never been I think you can go about your business. I'm taking you to a strip club. I'm gonna make you get left to go. I'm never been. And I think you can make it unsexual. Like a body doesn't have to be sexual. It can just be like regular. And you know what?

Yeah, it's gonna be science. You guys are so liberated. I'm not. I'm just, I'm uncomfortable with nudity. Yeah. I have a girlfriend who, I stay over her apartment and she'll like pee with the door open. And one day I woke up, I stayed over with her and I like P with the door open. I don't want to.

One day I woke up. I stayed over with her and I went out and she was sitting in a chair nude with her leg up eating a sandwich. Wow. That's a big, so uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't think you need to go that far. And like I don't go fucking walk around naked in public. I don't even wear shirts that show cleavage, but I mean, I'm fine with like sitting with

myself in the shower. I think I need to go to strip club and just become Let's go right after that. We should have done this from a different kind of naked Yeah, I think you should be comfortable with your naked. I think I am but I'm Maybe steps. No, I think I am like what if I take some babies? I'm trying to cool being naked If one takes some babies, I'm sure like cool being naked I feel like that stuff's backwards Right, yeah

No, but I just do I want the left dance though. Can I get the left dance? They're fun. I think we put our issues about bodies on to guy. I don't think guys give a fuck The guys that give a fuck are not somebody that you want to be with Yeah, he was somebody who's obsessed with it. Who can you know like the guys are just like oh, I love Tedson vagina I'm so excited that you're touching my penis guys. They don't care I remember the sheep guys fucking love their own bodies more than anything else if I I have got so many dick picks That I've been sent to me from other comics because I'm so excited and and I have not slept with any of them And I'm not excited not even instigated anything would happen like I have a slept with any of them. And I'm not. You're just excited. Not even instigated. Anything would happen.

I have a very sweet rule. And I'm like, yeah, you're a comic, you're a dickhead. It's fine. But like, it's true. Yeah, I'm not the same. But you know what I mean? There's so fickle with who they want to be with and other jokes.

So they send these dick pics. I'm like, there's nothing about looking at your dick. Were you standing over a toilet with your bare face? But it's like the eye goes. At least create a environment. Yeah. Going to woods. It's just a little bird eye.

Like a Lord of the Rings. It's just a tinsel. It's a brown. I don't know. It's just a fena theme. Yeah, absolutely. Got some lights on it. Right.

Could you throw a string of lights on it? Throw that thing. Can you put it under the missile tail? Can you put your dick under the miss I'm grateful back It's the birth of Jesus at least put in a Why's man that's funny though in a major and I meant I meant in the Nativity scene obviously So everyone's standing around me. Just a KMU.

Everyone's looking at. That'd be a good group shot. But a group, dip shot. Everyone's looking at the best in it. And all this phrase, my wise man on the drama boy, everyone's looking at it and there's like a dick in a best in it. That Jesus is like puking out. That Jesus is like puking out.

The baby Jesus is a penis. Oh boy, we might get some letters from this one. Hopefully. No, we never get letters from this one. Is it a bit of a way to help out them? Baby Jesus is a penis, the retouching all sorts of things. I'm huge on the baby Jesus. Yeah, so I just meant in the nativity scene. I mean, I'd point it.

I'd like to see a full, with the penis in the hay and you know the cattle are lowing mushroom It's the mushroom top coming out with a high Donkey might go near that's the problem That's a mule the mule is the one that's just a little payhole Newls are I Believe they're infertile because they're right Neils a boy it might try to nibble though. I mean, you know, no, no.

I don't know. I get mad with some faxia. I don't know who fax. Mule is shit. Why would they shut up? They're infertile. No, because the mule is a donkey and like what? Mules and a turtle?

Is that what they are? Because they're cross-species. I believe that it's a cross-species. It's a donkey and a horse. It's quite common for a mule. And that's why the term mulato is offensive. I'm backing you up 100% of the mule. I don't care about mulato though.

Because it means sterile because it's across, crossbreed. And then people, I'm looking at it. Yeah, it's sterile. I know every animal that's sterile because it is my most favorite animal. It's your spirit animal. And I am a sterile. And I is my I'm a little bit embarrassed. You're speared animal. I am a little sterile.

And I no longer have to worry about getting pregnant. Yeah, mules are sterile. Yeah, they are an antiretel. I take it back. That's true. With the my faxus, just to take it back. Say I take it back. So my name is Kelly and I take it back.

Thank you for teaching me everything about this amazing country. You want me to take it back. Fuck that shit. I'm loaded with fax over here and I'm going to take it back. Fuck that shit. I'm loaded with facts over here and I'm getting with... Oh man, you're the first. I know every animal is peanuts out there. I know every animal penis out there.

Keep them coming. Yeah, I am. I've got a little game that I'm going to do because I get sent so many dick pics. I have a show at the creek. I told Kate in this story already. I have a show at the creek in the cave where I do... It's a comedy show, but you do everything but you stand up, but comics do it. So you have to do something but you stand up, it's gonna be funny. I'm just gonna collect all the comedian dick

pics that I can get and then everyone has to guess the dick by the credit. So I'm not gonna know you serious? So this is this next dick that you see, you may remember from... Tell me your late night with Jimmy Fallon. You can't sit around with your, with your clam in your hands, but you're gonna do a show like that. That's some backwards shit.

I am so glad I've never sent you a dick. I am so glad I've never sent you a dick. I am so glad I've never sent you a dick. I am so glad I've never sent you a dick. No, they just, they just, they're so free willing to send their dick out. Are you serious? I think that they're awesome about it.

I'm gonna, like, if I do it, I'm gonna make some people really mad, but they're not gonna know who it is because it's going to be the credit so people can guess who they wanna guess. Oh my God, I really want you to. I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it Jess. How would I even have?

I've got four. Four. None of them are, you cannot have a baker's dozen. There's nothing, many. None of them. I haven't slept with any of them. I haven't made out, I haven't slept with any of them. But they, I can just send them to me.

It starts off with, hey, are you coming to my show? Yeah, I'm running like boom, Dick. Like that, are you 100% sure it's their Dick? Maybe it's a joke, Dick. Copy, paste it. Oh, that's pretty funny. Maybe somebody else's, Dick. Maybe it's their profile, like it's their head shot.

Like it's their phone. Oh, head shot. Maybe it's just a dip they found online. Yeah. They're way too much of an ego to not send their own dick. I can already guess who they are. I've got four people on my right now. I totally have four people at dick.

It's exactly that. I don't even need any credit. To get to the right. Man, I totally send pictures of our dick. Next to a big dumb boy took in the toilet. I am usually a lady. What the fuck is happening? But also, I'm a male.

I am a vegetarian. There's also, there's also the male comics though as well who have dick pics of their male friends because guys are like fucking, oh, let's just share our dicks. I don't want it to be a community thing. Everyone's like, I'm like, guys, I'm gonna put out a Facebook message. So I want any dicks, picks that you have of any comics.

So I can put this slideshow together and I know guys will come forward and send the fucking dick picks. Oh yeah, let's do it. You should send a naked show. Oh yeah. Was that midnight, oh no, not midnight, that was the big hit, right?

Yeah, what was the pit out of show called the naked comedy show? And people did, they're really, they're so, so nude. Was it the coolest one? No, there was a top of show itself. There's been a comedy nude enough. Full nude.

Yeah, there's been a naked show the Craig before and I popped my head in and it was a go on stage doing comedy naked. I can't remember. I don't even know. I would tell you if I knew it was. I'd be so cold. It would be cold. It would be cool.

Emotionally infant. I feel like the great thing about it. Comedy is like you get to have people laugh at you and listen to the words coming out of your mouth and not fucking looking at you. It's staring at your nipple. So why would you be out of her icing, though? Isn't it exposing her? It's not, Leo.

It's like really alternative. Like if you can do comedy when you're naked, it's like an amazing thing. Yeah, but when would you ever fucking do it again? It's like a dick. Absolutely not. Fucking second dick alternative space of comedy. I'd always say that after I have it, it alternative is called a show. But that makes me a fucking dick. Absolutely not. Fucking second dick alternative space of comedy, like, I know I say that after I have an alternative, I'm calling a show.

But that makes me so fucking mad, cause it made me really uncomfortable. And then I was drunk and I don't make an out with a comic. Boo. I feel like women have worked so hard to not have to show their tits. Yeah. I'm not like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Eleanor Roosevelt. Sorry Mary Todd. I just said that because we were talking about Lincoln.

Diberoo in the flow. No, not at all. I was just thinking I can't see Marie Curie. It's with those people. Yeah. Yeah. It makes me think of the Simpson. The Simpson's.

We're at a first name basis, Marie. The Simpson's like, what's up? It's a Louise when she, that was a bum. Um, he came up and said, you know that women invented Kevlar? Yeah. I don't know what Kevlar is. Battle, like, to knock a shot. Luckily, you're way too smart for me.

But, Jason, did that hook stuff? The stuff that you wear when you don't want to get. Bullproof. I'm thinking like a velcro. I'm thinking The bulletproof vest. Oh, I'm thinking like... The Velcro, I think you're thinking like... I'm thinking I'm thinking Renaissance shit. I'm thinking like... Oh, like chain mail.

Chain mail. Chain mail. Chain mail. Women invented that. Women were not allowed to invent things back then because they were so property. Um... So I didn't invent when you were even throwing it over.

I didn't invent when you were tied up outside. When you were being raided with the catch. Hey, hey, rape jokes. Come on, guys. Come and not do that. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not being raped in bed when you're excited about it. When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed.

When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed. When you're being raped in bed. Hey, hey, rape jokes. Come on, guys. That's not. Come and not do that. That's not.

Oh, I don't think that was a joke. I think she meant that as a fact. I did totally. No, joking. That's actually historically true. Do you guys say the thing about on a Twitter today with Chris Brown and the comedy rata? Is it Jenny Jones? No, I didn't see it. Jenny Johnson? Jenny Johnson? She's funny Twitter.

Very, very, very clean and precise. Yeah. Oh, that even clean. I was like, I'm not clean the other day. I'm not clean the other day. Yeah, I'm not different. Because the tweets are so good. Well, it's tight.

Tight. That's what it was. Tight. Yeah, like it, but join up. Ladies, am I right? Oh. All right. That was unnecessary.

But I wanted to do it. I was like, hey, listen, this is how I frame myself up. Me and my return of freedom. You have to accept yourself. Peace at a time. Peace at a time. You have to accept yourself. Just as you are.

Just one bomb at a time. But see, he asks for it though. Like if you're a celebrity and you're on Twitter and you put shitty stuff out there, like, it's obviously that she's only following him to make fun of him. Right. You know what I mean main and the fact that he

Indulges with her and they go back and forth for a while and now he's got himself in the trouble because as a part of the tweet Where he wants to shit in her eye? What is this like? He beats women and now he wants to put feces in girls eyes He's an animal. What was his initial tweet that she? He's in girl's eyes, he's an animal. What was his initial tweet that she... The initial tweet was, I look old as fuck, I'm only 23, lol. And then she wrote back, I'm...

Deep. Deep. Yeah, I know. I'm a real deep, very existential. I'm glad he wrote that. And then she wrote back, I know, being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. That's also very true.

I mean, that's a fact. It is a fact. But then it just keeps on going.. That's also very true. I mean, that's a fact. It is a fact. But then it just keeps on going. And he's like really, he gives him back and forth about six times. He's like, he really responded to you. He really is, he's like, you can take them teeth out while you're sucking my dick.

Oh, wow. Classy. Very intelligent. What was he, 9? 23. Yeah, you may look older. I'm going to put in your balls having dropped out. And then she goes, your mom must be proud of you

and he responded with, I should fart while you give him, give him, give it to me up top. That doesn't even make sense. So disappointed, versus comedy right here. Yeah, no. I could have done so much better. Where's his music race? Yeah.

And then she, and then at least the part that I love, she wrote back, you flirt, to the part that I love she wrote back you flirt And he wrote back my mom says hello. She told me not to shut in your mouth Wanted me to shit right in your ritz at return. So he just does shit jokes Shit jokes about shit shit threats I would never want poop in my eye. I feel like that's really all the wine. That is it. No, it's no pooping.

Yeah, big pink eye. You probably get some kind of weird infection. Yeah, that's a doctor's visit immediately. Immediately. And I bet it wouldn't be covered by your insurance. They'd be like, no, that's an eye doctor. That's cosmetic. That's cosmetic.

We don't do eye doctors. I think I would have had a come in their eye, I never have. But apparently it stinks. Right now, actually, I'm just wondering if it's Does anyone ever had a come in their eye? I never have, but apparently it stinks. Right now, actually, yeah. That's not what I was talking about. It's just a big rub in your eye. But it was your own come. You just vacuumed your own dick off, yes. And you fucking, right, and you fucking eye.

Your precision is amazing. Well done, girl. She's great. And then just ended, but it ended just ends with Jenny just going, OK, I'm done. All I got from this exchange with Chris Brown was that he wants to shit and fart on me. Which I think is for me, that's hilarious, but women get really like you know like this is an X-ap double

Yeah, it women are you know, I don't know. It's like well. She's just funny about it He has no sense of humor which is really funny about it. Yeah, that's a sad part I'm not even worried about him punching girls I'm worried that he has no good comebacks come on. You're like a millionaire. You can't you have time to make fun of him. His things is comebacks back. Yeah. He's a handsome dancer. I'll give him that. I'm gonna shed in your aaaah. Aaaah. I wanted to get to the talking room with like girl, you know I like you for a long time. Let me shit in your aaaah girl. You're you're sure it's covered you don't cover this girl you think I'm

like a virtue like a lot cool Jay like eating certain foods I had my mary musliest I'm making her an eye patch girl yo yo you've been taking those two soft on us I am like right up there with that shit so the same two girls one cup oh no no Shit my eye. Oh, no, no. Shit my, shit my. Why can't I not think of a single Chris Brown, sorry?

That's a good question. Because they're all shitty. Oh. Oh. I can, Jesse May Poluzzo. Fucking getting out there with the punny. Oh, shit. Good girl.

I know. I hope he doesn't listen to this I do he's gonna be so mad So mad it's gonna be really yes. I am I have to say that I love when girls get Angry like it makes me it's to me. It's quite entertaining when people get Pissed off over something really small like this is nothing, this is a fucking Twitter. Like he gives a shit. She's that, but I don't think Johnny Johnson is angry.

She's not angry, she's like laughing at you. I'm not even gonna be angry. She's like laughing at you. She's like laughing at you. People have lost Twitter serious. I mean, Twitter, Twitter is like, you know, when it comes to like news and things like that, Twitter is like, up there.

Who's fuck? People who've dropped. Well, they said I got this article because Facebook like, you know, I, very, I have the Melbourne comedy scene is full of a lot of women who are very outspoken and very liberal. Like, it's a very serious thing. Like if you dare challenge a female comic in Melbourne, here, it's a lot more relaxed. It's a lot more, we can take a joke.

Melbourne, a lot of Melbourne girls can't take a joke and they're really serious about issues of rape and blah, blah, I'm like Like you're a comic chill. The fuck out. And this is why I've got the thing from because they all posting it going, this is wrong. This, this is like they're just so like straight to anger, straight to anger. But just, well, why would you just don't let it affect you and then it will never, you're gonna give a word, if you're gonna give words or something power, that's when it's gonna affect you. Otherwise, it would never have any fucking, how about you run a joke and not fucking read up about what the fuck Chris Brown is and who he's, or I wants to shit in. You know what I mean?

Like I guess negative really reinforcing. Yeah, but I love it. I love reading when people get really like outraged. I love outrage. It just makes me laugh so much. The one thing that we heard about Chris Brown though, and while ago I got, I don't remember when I read it on, but there were all these girls, like these, you know, groupies, Chris Brown,

they had like these matching t-shirts on, they were like beat me, Chris Brown. I was like, you know, just makes you sort of like, worry about, I mean, that's just sort of like, oh, yeah, like, come on guys, like that's not. If you were made wool that t-shirt, you know that we could take the baiting, but you know, but they meant it. You know what, they manned it.

They were like, wow! And it's like, oh, oh. That's why I think people get. But girls are always crazy like that. I mean, it's like the Beatles, like the girls who are crazy for the Beatles. Yeah, but it's just something to be crazy about. It's something that's another thing to be like. No, I thought you fucking take a dump in my eyes.

Yeah, there's no being me wringo t-shirts going on. But I think, like, because Chris Brown, you know, the thing about the whole beat thing is like, you know, like, guys who are in, you know, the thing about the whole beat thing is like, you know, like, guys who are in, you know, having fidelity and they cheat, they have to resign and all this shit. And Chris Brown, who goes and beats Rihanna, is still a superstar.

So it's like, there's no limit to that sort of like, situation where it's an illegal thing. He, there was a trial. And he was, I mean, he beat her era... ...que... ...y era él. Sí. Pero él ha hecho recordes en su trabajo, él ha hecho su trabajo, así que es como, ¿qué es la lindra?

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That I Oh, oh In the same order the smile and What is ice-cream being a complete drunk which I agree with you till like I want him and David Hasselhoff I want somebody to cut Hasselhoff. I want somebody to cut like a record and like a video compilation. Yeah, a mashup.

Wouldn't it be great? But it's, when you listen to the audio, that one of the funny ones was like, you're a shut up, blow on me, and the jacuzzi. Like the whole phone call was that he was upset that he's girl who he takes care of. He has a child with, said no to a blowjob because she was tired and he got pissed off about it.

But look how it's necessary to, is men get angry? Well, you should have, well, he's a never- You need a release, then, he's a girl, ladies. Probably a really nice house, not bad. Jazzy means that he knows, like, well, look, he is saying all the girls. And I don't understand why she can't just suck a fucking dick. Wow. She's a hard-earned job. How much you probably can't add suck a fucking dick. Wow. To the heart of your job.

To the heart of your job. How much you probably caught an Ed Cos for that? He's not even chippin' in for like, how many utility bills are there, bitch? Are you paint, what name is on the utility bills? You have a private dick. You have a private dick. Just fucking pull your gums in,

put your lips over your fucking dick. Fuck the dick, or he's gonna have a Chris Brown over and shit in your head. I think Mel Gibson likes teeth though, so I don't even worry about it. Yeah, he's death of Ruffin' Tumble. He's got the thing with Mel Gibson likes teeth though, so I don't want to have rough and tough. The thing with Mel Gibson is that then he made a few little, you know, jibes about Jews.

A few little jibes. A few little jibes. That sounds like a new Broadway play. And Dice Mel and Thomas. Huge. And Dice, am I. But Mel Brooks, Jabs, and all Jews.

Well, she says not a fan of the Jewish Chacon Glomerate. Yeah. But he, the thing was, I like, so he made the Jew, the Jew who like jokes or all comments or threats. But he was a job. He was supposed to be in Hangover 2, and they cut him from Hangover 2, because they were like, no, they were trying to like,

black list Mel Gibson from Hollywood. So instead, they use Mike Mike Tyson who has been convicted of rape and when you jail, bit someone's ear off. I mean come on. I'm not dead. I'm talking about. So it's easy. You can rape a girl but don't fucking mess with the juice. Okay. It's a must serve two evil. Which is rape a Jew and be done with it. Yeah. Okay guys we're gonna go off air in. Sorry, sorry. I think because the male gives me more recent, it was like, my Tyson, that was it. It's forgotten, and that's the thing, everything just kind of, right?

The Tyson thing was so long ago. Yeah, I even know about that. I mean, it was 20 years ago. I didn't even know that he had been convicted of raping someone tattooed his face. His tattoo covers up all his convictions. So it's and now he has a show about pigeons. What is a bird show? He's like working on being a new man.

He's reinventing himself. He's a pigeon with a grunt. He's a pigeon with a grunt. I don't remember the rape conviction. Yeah, his wife. I remember the ear, the biting the ear. I remember the ear. That's the ear. I remember the voice. No, that's why he was in jail,

because the rape, he raped somebody. Oh, I thought he was in jail. No, I don't think it was, no, he beat the shit out of Robin Givens. Oh, that's what I remember. But that's not what he was in jail for. He did rape someone. Yeah, you know, he definitely,

it was a, was it a cheerleader or it was someone, but you know, if he raped a pigeon, if he beat the shit out of Robin Givens, can't we just consider that like practice before the fight? Yeah, he's good. Just saying maybe, you know, that's like me bouncing jokes off my boyfriend. Consider that just. Oh, geez Louise, I'm just looking up the pigeon shit.

Hang on, someone else talks on looking at that, pigeon shit. Yeah. To hold on top. What are you looking at? I'm looking up just up. Pigeon shit. Yeah. It's a home top. What are you looking at? I'm looking up to show it with my time. I just uh, uh, Mel Gibson's uh, get the gringo. It's in Mexico.

Did you guys see that? No. Just came out. I thought it was really funny. The movie get the gringo. Yeah. I like, I like Mel. He's crazy.

I mean, there's crazy. How he was full of cr-look it. Look at Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Hello. It's crazy as another level of controversy. I just rewatched tropic thunder which is my favorite content Gride in the whole place so fucking good So good thunder and Traffic But oh my god. Yeah, he's like with the gut and he's just like I'm gonna get like I'd oh it's so good

Even um Robert Danny junior in that film Okay, he was on the fucking him. He was on the fucking really bad like the back He could not get clean for so long. I wanted to nap some running back and he like he played an Australian Who was pretending to be black? Yeah such a great Improvising like fuck come on. I'll make you dinner and I'll get you back on drugs. I thought it was sex I'm just kidding. He's so good. and I'll get you back on drugs because I thought it was sex dinner. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. He's so good. Stay sober.

Stay sober. So I think what's happening, just so in case we, I think with my, we skipped over at Mock Tawason's gonna get a show out on Animal Planet about pigeons. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm showing a picture. We have people have to be able to rehabilitate themselves, guys. And you'd find them self-pipneyed. It's like Pips, Pips, and Perolley. That was probably his idea. I would be a picture.

Definitely. If somebody pitched that and he was there, idea that would be so crazy, but this definitely ties in his idea. Jesus Christ. I want to save pigeons. I want to save pigeons. I want to save all pigeons. I want to save pigeons. I want to save all pigeons.

I can't tell you get redemption. Save something. Everybody hates. Does he beat the pigeons? I think the thing with the male gibson was the anti-anticipant stuff. His rants, like it sounded like he fucking meant it. Like it didn't sound like he was like making a joke. He said it with real hatred.

I mean, that's not... That was why I was hilarious. I like the pan thing though when he was like It was just like a minute of just panning like that was almost fucking mori. He was also fantastic and lethal weapon I think we should He looked great There's jeans too He was in the feather hair and he fucking fucking changed smoke. He's like, she ain't smoking. With dirt on his cheek is great size. Oh, really good size.

Really nice size. Nice ass. Forgive him. Forgive him for his sin. He made lethal weapons. We create these people. We put magazines about them, and you can have anything you want, and then they become, and and then we're like ah!

And then we bring them down as quickly as we put them up because like when you're some of that male Gibson and this happened with Britney Spears when you're someone who is responsible for about a hundred people's around you wages. Like if you stop working or something happens to you and you stop working then I can't work anymore. Like imagine all the people working under Britney Spears. They needed her to keep going. It needs so much pressure.

Yeah, like, they needed her to keep going. It's responsible. I'm not, I'm guys, I'm really exhausted. I'm really, really tired. I don't think I can go on tonight. No, no, no, you're fine. You're fine. Just have this, just have this.

What is this? It's a divitamin. Like, you got, and I bet that's what happened to Dave's your paddle as well. Like, you just had so many people relying on him financially and blah, blah, blah, and telling him this and that and this and that. And you're like, I don't know who to fucking trust.

I gotta get out of here, I gotta get out. Whenever he's like criticizing you and having opinions about it, and it's like, what the fuck? Everybody feeds off of the drama too. So much as the movies. It's contagious. Those phone calls are like the same as lethal weapons to us. I'm like, oh, he's so crazy.

I was stripping him in those phone calls. He was crazy with that. Exactly. I can have a movie full of all that dramatic shit people would pay for it kind of maybe look like him more because um he Yeah, he used to be my ex boyfriend was Living on a farm and Mel Gibson used to live next door to him. That's crazy. You are so Australian. Yeah What He was born in America, but he grew up like he went to night

I was in the Australian drama school blah blah blah blah, blah. And when you look at the old interviews, I'm like, it's saying they're like, he was on Oprah, and she's Oprah's like, Mel Gibson! How old are you? How old are you, Mal? And he's like, I'm 29. He's still got the Australian accent when he was doing

the Weapon, but now it's all gone. But it's so exciting. So do you have like 12 kids? And he's super Republican? Yeah. His wife, when he divorced his wife, he was sort of she just would have been like having a bath with money going tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t riches shit in Hollywood. Man, do Australian people make fun of him for losing as an accent? No. I feel like that's if, like, if an American person went to England and they came back and they're like, hello, everyone.

Like Madonna. Madonna, exactly. Yeah, I got a case of the men of the Madonna. In Lady Gaga. There are so many, like, Austria. We take Australian men when we need, like, really manly roles. Because all of our American men have been, like, post-avide and whax and, like, their moms take care of them for too long.

So we're like, we need a Thor and a fucking gladiator. That keeps Australian and X-Bow. And Wolverine. That's Chris Hensworth, who was in a really bad soap opera called Home in Away. Like, the most awful, like, think of like something we've like, like, days of our lives with less of a budget. Like, he was in an office.

And I look at him And he's brother was in fucking Star Trek and he was also in Who's his brother his brother is Liam and his Chris no no Chris plays the dad That's what we're gonna be start right until gangbing yeah, yeah, and Liam is in The new expendables to He's a little bit younger. Thor has that, my balls have dropped. I'm ready to fucking ride you all. Thor is six.

Six, eight. Whoa, what's up? X-man at Wolverine. Hello. He's a huge act man. I met Hugh Jackman once and it's like, he's fucking you're not real. You're like, is he tall?

And like man, he wears you like Broadway thin, tiny. He's really nice. He's like, he's like, he's super mussely, super nice. We're just yelling out body parts. What about that? Broad shoulders, kneecaps. Um, um, friggin' I love his toes.

I love his toes. What about that guy who plays, um, Shin, that he's on that TV show. He's got blonde hair. He plays like the detective sidekick. Simon Baker. Simon Baker. All the mentalists are welcome.

I'll take them all on top of me tomorrow. Yeah. I got a soundist, you're welcome. I'll take them all on top of me tomorrow. I got a sound like Australian men. Six years fuck, cause in minutes, they're men, because they're men. They're in the outback killing Wolverines and shit. Cause they have duggies in their mouth and a guy will like, you know,

I die just quick faces all the time. Cause he's like, Dundee did it. Yeah. I wanna, you know you had a crush on D. That was another great line of traffic thunder when the guys like making fun of him because he's really Australian And he's like, oh sorry, I didn't go to H.A. Baby. He's like, that's that happened No I mean, yeah

And then he's like, crocodile, Dundee. He's like, that man's a national treasure Hey Hey, the D-girl, my baby, that was Elle Jean-Beney-Ransy case, okay? Fucking lay the fuck I hear, I, when don't wear the dingo store I'm like do you want to know the story do you want to know what happens? I'll give you a fucking history lesson Fairfied that was good. That's a real story

A person's baby I know the documentary Really? Yeah, there was a documentary about the dingo the whole thing. Yeah, it's good. It's for TV I think yeah, it was it one the the Meryl Street movie Um, Able Angels is fucking fantastic. Oh, yeah, maybe that was it. I mean she could fucking mail straight man I would fuck you change porn industry. I don't want to shoot a thing. Yeah, yeah, I think it fuck We have a very good everything else thus far you are smarter than me by far. I don't want to see mayoral street In a porn. Uh-uh. I thought you were gonna say mayoral straight. We just basically no. I love mayoral I don't want to see her in a porn

because I like her for her mind. I don't just nugget bangs. She doesn't have to get banged, maybe just like, she just needs to be a masterpiece theater narrator. Maybe she's coming and reset the scene. Be like, I really don't believe you. Yeah, I'm not part. I just wanna-

I just need to give them direction. I just need to watch postcards from the edge. That's a great fun movie. Oh yeah, I carry shit. Oh shit. I don't know that one. It's a great fucking movie. Postcards are the same. It's about, um, shit story shit. I don't know that one. It's a great fucking move Show them a claim. It's about do we Reynolds and I'll carry Fisher like how a mom was a ways like the show mom

Yeah I don't know why you sure of return it Play the drunk You think it over the fucking I'm thinking of Nancy Kerrigan. TV show. TV show, not TV show, she did. Of course, Katie, you don't know that. I don't know my wife is your one person. She did her own Broadway show, I saw that thing. I love that you don't know Mike Tyson's story,

but you do like, can I see you? Can I see you? I know that. I just thought of mommy. Dearest when you were talking about. No more why I can. No more why I can. That's probably great, Sherry.

Oh, by the way, while we're on this fucking subject, while we're talking about, while we're talking about why our hangar is so big. We'll do this. Don't be a person with relationship with your mom. I want to- I love my mom, but she needs to just whist some pants. Liz and Dick, didn't even watch Liz and Dick. No.

I mean, I'm so sorry. She was Liza Manelli, I would have watched it. I love her. I don't watch any movies that don't take place in outer space or people don't blow up like Me neither in the first five fucking seconds. We love all these like sci-fi Horror films. I'm always like action. You guys see Prometheus. Yeah, I love it. No, I wasn't a fan She say no and say it. Do you guys like new me repeat? She fucking I do love verse that because that bitch is the original like new me or peace. She fucking I do love her. That because she is the original girl with a dragon tattoo. The Swedish version was so good. But the see where she cuts out

her own stomach. That was dope. And I also appreciate that Charlie's their own like rarely do women get to play bitches. Bitches who are like sexual bitches like I fucked your boyfriend like but like just real fucking pieces of shit., and I run the ship a bitch who runs it doesn't give a fuck and it's not gonna sit and they always they don't She didn't get one over by her nurturing at the end I was like you stay a bitch, you know I need to have fuck you on leaving She got smashed by a rock dude I just I could happen and I love it. See what happened to her though. She ended up smashed by a rock Yeah, but good good because a man would be smashed by a rock too.

And he wouldn't have to change his personality. She just got to do her fucking job. Haven't seen the film. So don't ruin the ending for me. Well, Charlize, don't get smashed by a rock. Oh, you're fucking cock-sucker. Well, it's the beginning of the alien series. So you sort of know what happens anyway.

You just said like a woman who doesn't have to win people over by nurturing at the end. You see, like, because I was thinking, always women are like, oh, you know what happens anyway. You just said like a woman who doesn't have to win people over by nurturing at the end. You see like because I was thinking, oh, these women are like, oh, you know what you're right? I do want to acknowledge you on my job. No, I'm alien like Sigourney Weaver. I fucking love the alien trilogy. So and then like the second one. The first one that, well no, they didn't have the cat in the first one that in the second one they had fucking noot. Not yet.

And the cat in the second one. The cat in the end. Yeah. Yeah, the sec, Oh, okay, right. The first one. But I still had to like have a nurturing. You're so fucking funny. They put it on our underwear.

Yeah, they got to put it on our underwear. No, she's not. But still, that, that role is very groundbreaking. She's because she comes in in the second one. She still doesn't give a fuck what they think about her. She hasn't policed. Sweaty and dirty. She's sweaty and dirty.

No makeup. And she's the boss. You know, she's gonna fuck to look like no makeup. She's the boss. And it always women have to be like, to look like no makeup. She's the boss. And it always women have to be like, no you're right, I spent too much time doing my job. You know, they have to, their heart has to melt.

It's like, fuck you. At least, you know, women, I anytime a woman plays an asshole, I just fucking love that, yeah. That's why male is striping fucking product. I'm devil-worsed product. She's so fucking good. I, that's the first thing,

when she said that, that's the first place my brain went. Fucking little outfit. She played that like, that caustic role so well. So men are pushes in real life and women are pushes on screen. Is that the consensus? And I don't think it's that they're pussy is I think it's that women always have to in the end

be like, oh you're right, be likable. And then take care of other people's needs and make decisions based on other people's needs. And I don't think men are putsies in real life either. Like men are, I think men get stuck in these roles that we don't realize, like men have to worry about how much money they make, which is probably, that's exhausting, or like you other men think

they're manly enough, you know? Like how fucking boring would that be? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jesse May, Jesse May is up all night worrying about people thinking she's lady life. Yeah. What if people don't hurt fucking lady with it?

I work so hard to be like a big j-fingulous loves. It's me. We can all just give ourselves permission. Not give a fuck. Yeah, permission to not give a fuck. That'd be a good girl's band. Long name, but I like it. It's a little too long. We can do anything we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we we can we can we can we can we can we we can we can we can we we can we we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we we can we we can we can we can we can we can we can I'm gonna wear that shit you better believe it. What was it? A new kids on the block sweater from 92 dude authentic I can't believe you're dry cleaning shit. You are

I Have a try I had shit in my Shed my Breeze it doesn't make more of a lady than you think you are Good job playing Who are you growing up? I was joined back in time. I was Jonathan night. Oh really? Hello nice set of hair big nose I was Johnathan Knight. Oh really?

Hello. Nice set of hair, big nose. So, Kaka, could you agree, see like a nice big nose? Yeah, I do. I like those Mediterranean men. Oh, you do, he was on last week. Who?

Your Mediterranean man. Oh, my, oh, Yannis? Yeah. I was like, who? I'm thinking of my country. Man that you share your housing life with. That guy. Who, John Stamos?

Yeah, he was he less excited. I just thought of Ireland. Oh my God. Steamers. Hang on dude. I can see a few people seeing it. John Steamers, I saw the fucking Twitter interaction that your boy, let me just set up the scene for people.

If your boy had a Twitter interaction with John, mother fucking have mercy, Steamers. Have them. Very fucking man that you have had a crush on since you're what? Isn't that a crossover? That's stamos hit on my man and nut me. Get it on the list. Tell us what happened.

Tell us what happened. Stamos tweeted something like the decisions you make in life determine who you are as a person, something like that. And Janis replied saying, yeah, you're Rebecca's ex who sells yogurt. And then Janice thought that was a little cruel, so he deleted it, but Stamos had already seen it. And replied to it, it goes, watch yourself Greek. I saw that last tweet. And then Janice replied, oh, I'm sorry, you know, I'm a rascal. First of all, never heard him use the word rascal. That smells.

Don't punch in new vocabulary when you're trying to act like Koi. That's so funny. It's like I'm a rascal, I'm just a big fan, want to follow back. And I was like, excuse me, a big fan, big fan, name some of his lifetime movie appearances. Please. What episode of Glee was he on?

Do you have a big fan? Are you? What's his last name in the country that his family was from on Foul House? What song did he play the drums in the film clip in? What, what fucking song was that? What music video did he make for Becky? Yeah.

Tell me, Foul House, what music video did he make for Becky? Who's Becky? Screw you. So they had this whole interaction, then I chimed in like, excuse me, I'm the fan, I'm the one dating the poor girl Stamosamos. That's what I call, y'all, she's the poor girl, Stamos. And so they went back and forth and then- Did he acknowledge you at all? Well, Stamos sent him a private message saying,

What's this? This is insane! Send him a private message saying, you better watch yourself, I'm gonna steal your hot girlfriend. Oh! Motherfucka! Fuckin' dammit! And you two, like you and Yarnas probably would have gone, yeah. And the minute he turned his back, he went, I'm gonna fucking get there. I'm gonna fucking joke him out the fuck out.

I will fucking be gone in a second. And his Hollywood mansion. And his guest starring, his dumb fucking Broadway play. You kidding me? I will be out. I would never do comedy again. I'm a guest starring in his dumb fucking Broadway play. You kidding me? I will be out. I would never do comedy again. I'm done. He's gonna have babies and bloody live off his money.

He said he goes, I'm gonna tell Stamos the only way he could get you back in the day. There was a, when I was like nine years old, I was at a school camp, which, like, and we were at this, like, it was a ranch, where there was like a hundred kids there, or like nine or whatever. And John Stamos was at this camp,

because he was doing a photo shoot. This is the funniest, and as I'm telling it, I'm like, yeah, this happened. There was a, he was doing a photo shoot for magazines, we funniest. And as I'm telling it, I'm like, yeah, this happened. He was doing a photo shoot for magazines. We're a magazine where they had him patting like kangaroos. Oh, Matt. Yeah.

I can. What kind of magazine was this? Like a TV hits. Hey, like what are you guys? What's down under? Was it the gay Australian magazine? It was like a teen. Like a gallon teen pop.

Yeah, like teen pop. Teen pop magazine. Tiger beat. Hey, like team pop team pop Mac is a Tiger beat. Hey, look at this. I don't know why the Australian media sounds and Minnesota your mom like hey John Straboss is in Australia and he's petting some kangaroos. Look at this guy. And then I have fun with him. Yeah, so I have fun with him. So we could see him on this hill getting a photo shoot. Oh, the pet in the kangaroo. And we was on my dream. I just want to roll in a field with steam or sped in kangaroos.

Can a girl have that? We fucking knew he was there. So his management came out and said, listen, he'll come out and talk to you guys. Now, when I was nine or ten or whatever, this was like the height of full house. Like he was one of the biggest stars in the fucking, what the world was. Yeah, he was a big fucking deal. So, you know, like we're gonna, just wait outside kids, he's gonna come down and talk to you.

He's just gonna take a few photos, do an interview, and we'll come and talk to you. And we were just like, oh my god. And also, we were Australia. We were in the other side of the fucking world. If anyone that was, you know, commercial for five seconds about fucking a garbage truck, we're like, oh my god, it's a fucking celebrity.

This is awesome. You know, me and celebrity is in Australia. It's like Japan, that's easy. Yeah're like, oh my God, it's a fucking celebrity. This is awesome. You know, it makes celebrities in Australia. It's like Japan. It's easy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So we were weighted on the grass, weighed for about two hours while he had this thing. And that teaches us what we're on campus.

It's supposed to be exercise. How long does it take a peddicaine to do that? Yeah, I mean kangaroos is the right thing. I mean, it's taking a peddicaine to do his hair. Yeah. He had them like service. Yeah, he had that fucking Greek mullet back then. That was fucking very, a lot of people followed that song. That took a long time to do his hair. Yeah. He had them like service. Yeah, he had that fucking Greek mullet back then. That was fucking very, a lot of people followed that song.

That hair took a long time to do. Yeah, a lot of hairspray. He was wearing the cowboy boots, fucking unbuttoned shirt with the medallion. Goddamn it! And that flawless skin, baby face. Yeah. So we were like, I love that our teachers,

because there was a celebrity, like all activities went out the window. They were like, all right, kids, just sit on the grass outside the cold for two hours. Anyway, because we were weighted, and they were like, oh, have you down soon? And we down soon, and blah, blah, blah. And then we were waiting, when you see him,

go back into the house, and we're like, oh my god, it's coming out, it's coming out. About 30 minutes after that, a gold Mercedes drove past really fast. So we're, see you kids. Oh, damn it. Damn, I'm still in a drive. Oh my god. Oh, who could've waited for that? So, see you kids! Oh! Stay motioned to drive by! Oh my god!

So, who could blame him? I am silly. I am silly. I'm silly but dirty about John Stamos about that. He owes you an apology. He does. And in that magazine that he did that interview before, he actually mentioned us. I was a ranch.

Well, there's kids with it. And they got winded those out there, and I had to get out of that case, but it's a bad habit. Yeah, I guess you little kids did something bad. Yeah, but you're not. We're like pack a kangaroo, and not worry. I'd be more worried about the kangaroo. I know. I'm scratching your perfect little Greek face.

Where, like, which I want to do. We're like, there was like a hundred non-year-old Catholic kids. Who, like a kid? No, not a year old. That's why, if you were 18, you'd be out there. It's like, not a 17, 16, and I. 17 16 oh 16 year old girls on this side everyone on the I got robbed why does John's down was having a straight accent right now

I was doing his row his row. Yes, even though he doesn't really have a row But then you guys had right next door Lord of the Rings filming a New Zealand. She's so you fucking need Yeah, I would have swam across I fucking know people that way in that because I use a lot of the Navy and a lot of the New Zealand I met a guy who played one of the orcs and you guys are having a weird orcs head orcs was a woman which is awesome biggest one was like a woman she's like a full like athlete are they supposed to be like genderless in the book? There's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their They were naked. They were naked. Did you feel okay about that? They were naked. They were pretty naked. They were covered in mud.

I've got a nice pair of orchids, guys. Yeah, that movie. I don't feel pressure because we're genderless. We're like Barbie dolls. Let's just have our tits out. Come on. I wasn't. Lord of the Rings. I was Star Trek. My dad was a massive tricky. Oh, and I fucking love Jean-Luc Picard. Oh, I like the original Star Trek with... Yeah, I like the movies too. I love Radth of Khan.

I love that. Was it number three in a full way? I go back in time to say the whale. I love that. I love that. It was a good one. It was so good. It was so good.

I like her. I have nerd offs every now and then. I like them. I also love it because they come in. And now it's, you know, it was the 80s. And it's her 90s, maybe. And there's this lady and she has cancer in the hospital. And bones, they've gone back in time

with the they have to bring a whale back, which is now extinct, but they have to bring it back to the future. And they walk into the hospital, this lady has cancer and bones walks up to her and he's like, he's like, oh my God, cancer, and he like gives her a pill and it's cured. And he's like, these people are so primitive.

And he rolls his mind. And you're like, I hope so. I hope that's coming soon. I hold onto that scene. Because he's like, no, it's fine. We're getting a cure. I saw Star Trek. He's going to give us the pill.

He just rolls his eyes and goes, bring Cancer, come on. Give me something else. Give me some AIDS. I thought the new Star Trek, the remake, they did really well. Good guys. Can I tell you you that guy's also fucking Australia Chris seven no no the guy who plays bones. Oh Eric Benna. No

Romulan he plays the Romulan, which is also I just like Romulan talking about the guy Blaine plays bones the the doctor. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. They get his face. I mean please I know I know you guys aren't as obsessed with these people as I am No, that's the Romulan you might be nerd. Do you know what she's talking about? Are you gonna start track? No, not really okay I was always guy you says uh my wife took everything in the divorce now. I've got is my bones That's what it's a nickname. everything in the divorce. Now all I've got is my bones. That's what gets this nickname. He plays the medic.

I like to read those. But Eric Banna is also the... Eric. Eric Banna is the movie. I don't know if there's many movies. The only time I read sci-fi is when it's, you know, in a foreign film and they've got fucking... Eric Banna.

Words. The only time I read sci-fi is when it's not in English. And I have to literally... What foreign sci-fi film do you know? There's some French ones. What? They're really good. There's some French ones. I gotta go on Netflix.

Yeah. Send me your list. They only send me, give me sci-fies and revenge movies. Now they realize I'm a piece of shit. Korean killer. I feel like Ted Bundy's playlist You want to find it like EACHIE the killer?

EACHIE, ooh that sounds good Is that Japanese? It's Korean I might have to get on that tonight EACHIE it's called EACHIE EACHIE the killer Did you see the man from nowhere? That's on my list I saw the devil.

So good. Fucked up. Oh god, I know what you need TV. You're fucked, me girls. I can't, I can't. Netflix, I just never. I never. I only want to talk to you about Netflix.

I'm gonna make some Netflix. I'm gonna, I saw the, um, the, okay, let's not bring in the quality. She's like, I'm cultured. What did you watch? The documentaries. Oh yeah, that's pretty good. I can never find any good sci-fi stuff on there I think I find is like locked down is now on there which I really enjoy it. I'm good with guy Pierce

Is he Australian? He's a stranger. Oh, you guys got all I mean So hard let's hold on a second. I mean to brag I doubt very much though Those are the representatives of all the Australian people It's pretty good. They all look like guy peers and Thor. Well, I'm sure they look like two of those bastards that run out of the Alcabac chasing Horky. Well, I'm hoping that Gladiator is necessarily,

it's not that he's knocked down like fucking, it's just that he, it's just that he's sexually and strong and this forceful manly and strong. But that's right, that's Russell Crowe. And what I love about Russell Crowe is that he's like, he's sexuality and like strong. And this forceful manly man. But that's right. And that's Russell Crowe. And what I love about Russell Crowe is that he's a New Zealander. But whenever a New Zealander does well, he's from New Zealander?

Yeah, he's born, raised in New Zealander. And he moved to Australia when he's like 2021. So he got to go to drama school. But what I love is, is that Russell Crowe's a New Zealander does well. It's like, Windsor Noscow. Yay for Australia. Australian Gold. For his phone at a hotel click.

Oh, he's from New Zealander, guys. That's what New Zealander is. He's not to do with us. We're good to do with this. I do. Australian ghosts. For his phone at a hotel click. On his own New Zealand guy. On his own New Zealand. He's not to do it with us. We're good to do it with me. I guess for New Zealand, I always read it. But it was a crazy thing when he threw the phone. Can you remember that? Yeah, that's great.

But now he's like the New Zealand male Gibson. Now you sometimes see that sometimes people make shit up to try to get attention or rap for worse. You know what I mean? I think he made that a phone shit up. Probably sometimes people are up. But sometimes people are in a bad mood. Fuck that.

No, I was on his side with that. Because I could just imagine, because I remember hearing interview with him. Yeah, and I shouldn't have thrown the phone, but we don't know what happened before it. We don't know what led up to that. That's a thing, exactly. Yeah, exactly.

No, what happened. And he had a wife, because he had to go away. He was locked into his contract, had to go away on location. It was in middle of the night. His wife was pregnant, heavily pregnant at the time. He's like, I need to talk to my wife. It's like, I hadn't spoken to her,

he'd been flying well, but I need to speak to my wife. And the guy at the front desk was being an asshole, didn't give him any help. And I'm fucking, you would for a fine night. I'm not gonna lie. But then that guy straight away, he's like, you know, people sue and blah, I'm like, fuck that, you don't know what happened before.

You don't know what I'm like to do. When you look at like celebrities getting filmed at the airport, when people, remember you're like, you know, people sue and I'm like, fuck that. You don't know what happened before. You don't know what led up to it. When you look at like celebrities getting filmed at the airport, when people, remember you're like a few years ago when Bjork went crazy in a chat. Beat that. What happened? You know what happened before that? No. No, because they're touching with their baby.

Yeah, the photographer said something about her son, right? And then there was another one that's, the photographer said something about her son. And they get them, thanks, after all, she knows her. Can you say that? He knows her. she knows her. Did he say that? Did he say that she's in his eye? No, I'm agree with you. That's why I always feel like, you know, as bullshit, people don't, like, I'm sure they get crap,

you know, they get pushed, and then Yeah, because you could do your defected, and the two people are really pushing Mel Gibson. You're like, you're not the Christ. You're expected to be this like, you know, you're to talk to everybody. What was that like, like, bowling when I think

it was one of the, like, bowling's one, when we were like, fucking crazy at someone's because they were like, I like, I like, I like, you know, you're to talk to everybody. What was that like, Bullin when I think it was one of the, like Bullin's one when he was like, fucking crazy at someone's because they were like, I like, I like, I like, I like, and then one of the paparazzi was like, who's your girlfriend? She's pretty fat and he went, and he turned around and went crazy because that's what they want something. They got nothing. They want to get a rise.

He's been known to like, he has a very short time. I love it. I love him. I love him. I'm like, Christian Bale freaked out. He's doing the crying scene. He's probably took him forever to get into character and somebody just fucking walks through the set I love that. I'm not fucking mine too. Is that that recording? Yeah, I love it when it goes Yeah, yeah, yeah, good for you

I fucking love that. I mean everybody's watching you to pull yourself into that moment Yeah, I can't wait to see an only that moment. Yeah, yeah. You can't just snap into it. It's the only crying scene in the entire movie that he has to do. There was even a one, there was even an issue with Louis, when Louis CK first did his first season of Louis, there was an extra. So a fucking extra that got hired through casting to be in the background or whatever. Oh, the hire, any guy. Yeah, but took a photo in between, It was like two hours in between shooting.

And I think the thing was with that CK when it had a like quickly closed his eyes, when it had like a half an hour nap because he had like a long day of shooting. And I don't know, you're beginning to see it. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not.

I'm not a power nap. I had a power nap and this guy took a photo of him. And like put it up on his Twitter. And was like, oh, hey, look at this, blah, blah. And they then CK went on and ran up open Anthony. And they were talking about opening Anthony and all the pests. I'm like, if you guys know that the people

that follow open Anthony are fucking crazy. They're fantastic, but they're crazy. Like if they're on your side, there's like Stanhope fans. Yeah, they will attack. And they fucking this kid had to get rid of his Twitter account. Like CK, like, send him a letter going, you are sued. Like, you cannot. that is like the,

it's like an invasion of rape. It's an invasion, yeah. And also because he recorded, he was in the background of one of the scene where CK and Nick DiPolo have that fight about, you know, was it about political fight, politics, whatever. He recorded that fight and then posted it up there and went, hey, you know, he's a fight, a real life fight.

Same guy, same guy. You're getting it there and went hey, I you know, he's a fight a real life I same guy same guy I feel a real life between Nick and Louis open maker You know he's one of those guys that when you go to his Twitter account He's like hey, I'm a comedian slash actress so it's a little slash actors slash writer slash producer Yeah, why do you see us on it? Yes, I cartoon. I'll slash yourself in the face Yeah, I'm sending Chris Brown over right now to shin your eyes. Yeah, so I'm gonna keep it going.

I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going.

I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going.

I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep it going. I'm gonna keep was like, well, yeah, but hey, I got an Eminem costume. You guys should hire me, like total freaks. Yeah, they're like, they're crazy about getting like the next day. They like think that that's like launching them. But first I do my background acting

that I'm gonna get in the union. And then I know this is a hash word to use, but it's a real desperate kind of like, this like a desperation. I can do it, like, hey. I think sometimes people do it when they're down time and they just want to fucking pull in some butt. Yeah, but then they're not can do it. I can I can do it like I think sometimes people do it when they're have downtime And they just want to fucking pull in some butt But then they're not psycho about it. They just show up. It's not very good money though

I mean, it's like if you're in the union. I was sure but if you have a good union How much better is it than like the 150 books? Oh no, it's like $80 for like 11 12 hours I didn't when I first moved here. I was absolutely desperate. I was absolutely desperate for work Yeah, yeah, it's not for the money not to put on the M&M suit I did it when I first moved here. I was absolutely desperate. I was absolutely desperate for work. Yeah, it was for the money not to put on the Eminem suit. I would do, though, if it was like sci-fi movie and you're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm in a party. I want to be choked.

I'm like, I'm ready to get to wear Leica outfits on the B-s. I was on it. I was on it. I was on it. I was. It was called Earth Killer and I played a soldier who was trapped on the spaceship. That is awesome. It was so cool and so awesome.

Isn't that Netflix? It's on YouTube actually. It was marketed in Thailand. So Earth Killer? Earth Killer. You could have a cute one. Let me look it up. It's on my Facebook wall.

You can see it was dubbed in French and they posted it. Then you went to your French subcontract. Come on, Leo. Wait, wait, did you have a phone? I had lines. I thought we got it. I'm going home in Netflix and YouTube wait, did you have fun? Yeah, it was cool. I had lines. That's all. I'm going home in Netflix and YouTube in your ass. One of my lines was, it was something like,

it's already too late. The laser is pointed out the earth. Oh, that's great, mine. Do it again, do it again, like you really mean it. Wait, let me get in the moment. Yeah, ready? The spaceship's going to blow up. What are we going to do?

It's already too late. The laser is pointed right? Oh! Oh, that's awesome. And the sci-fi Oscar goes through. Oh, I'm gonna pick one for you guys. The laser's screaming in a pan through it now. I was super cool.

I actually, I already screamed right at the beginning of that scene. Now, no. No, the blue scene. It'spanel star, Lactica. I've got to love that shit. Oh, I love Battle Star. I love all the Bobby's. Are you kidding me? Starbuck, she makes it.bies. Starbubbies. Starbubbies. Starbubbies. Starbubbies.

Starbubbies. Are you kidding me? Starbubbies. I also love the one I drunk. I was always referred to as the one I drunk. The guy who loses either Canadian actor. He's fantastic. Wait, you know what I heard a word?

And I might be a total asshole. What's Ebba Kinezra? Ebba Kinezra, I was the name of it. Kinezra. The ship. Oh, shit. The Starstruck ship? I don't know what this is.

I don't know. It's a ship, right? Yeah, it's a ship what what ship it's in Star Trek. Okay, but I can't remember which ship Oh wait, or is it or wait is it matrix? Oh Oh, shit in a tree tricks. I'm gonna fly side by mix up now. Please do not make me Google I am terrible What's the name of the Romulan ship? Don't make me Google anything. I am terrible at finding information. You know my name. I hate him when there's a word in there and then you know If you guys can phone in with the name of the ship all shit

Totally the matrix. Yeah, Romulan ship. I'm just thinking about, I am such a fucking lady boner for Spark that I will make anything into a Star Trek reference. Can I just put on a sexy? I just want to tell you, it's a great metabolism you can tell. You know what, the latest film Star Trek, when he gets dropped off into the snow world, and then you just turn around and then Spark turns around,

it was like being reunited with a long lost brother. Like it made me feel safe. I'm like being reunited with a long lost brother. Like it made me feel safe. I'm like, this film's okay. This film's gonna be all right, guys, because they got the original spug in it. Man, no need, man, take me. And Zachary Kinto is such a good,

he did a great job. He did such a good job. He's heart. I think he's a big game, as well. Leonard Neymar as well. One of the best Simpsons cameos fucking ever from the Monorail episode. Like remember the Monorail and he was, no, the best Simpson's cameos fucking ever from the monorail episode. Like remember the monorail and he was,

no, the world needs laughter. Who did the cameo? Lennon Neymoy, like I did not know that. He learned the best cameos in the Simpson's ever. I didn't know that. See, you fucking told me about your sci-fi. I did get skills. I mean, I actually, I'm not even,

I didn't watch Simpson's. I can quite the Simpson's or Southpacks and the fucking past come on. You and your fucking self-fives. I can do the entire Lord of the Rings starting now. No Okay, that's where we're at. We're at 17. We'll be at 4 hours at 17. All right, we've got extended edition. Oh Jesus Christ. We and I are just gonna go do run foods scripted the thing real quick. gonna go do runfu script of the thing real quick. I'm gonna go for Russell. I'm gonna run for Russell for Russell.

Oh, fuck it. And then let's do Escape from New York with the iPad. That's a good one. I'm more of an overbored girl, come at myself. That's so funny. That's so funny. Yeah, you're like, oh, so he tells her that they were marrying and boxer. Yeah.

And then she's like, that's so cool. I bet you fucked me when I thought I was somebody else. And then I think it's really funny My moral compass it's really great Comedy Goldie Han is amazing. She's great. She's fucking funny. She was 40 and they're not together Yeah, she was 40 no I wash it this weekend's 40. She looks great. It looks so good in the Watch it this weekend. 40? She looks great.

40 looks so good in the 80s. She would have had three kids. 40 she had had three kids. Being in that movie. I just love that line. Caviar should burst in your mouth at the precise moment. She's got a little fucking beef, Mocka. Look at you, you like overboard, huh?

I love it. And they're not taking out anymore. How do you feel about that? Wildcat. Kurt Russell and Cole-E-Hon are done. Get the fuck outta here. See you later, Sionara. What?

I've lost faith in Hollywood. I don't trust. There ain't love in here no more. I don't trust Jesse Mays' facts on this. I'm telling you, they're not heat. All right, cool. She's right. Everyone, I'm forced.

Maybe they're getting back together. I'm just so serious. We just ruined their dreams. Because they never got married. Everyone's like, oh, they're gonna last forever. There you go, ladies. Love isn't real. It's a sci-fi movie coming out this summer.

I believe in sci-fi movie. Dude, I am so much faith. Like everything I ever believed on is from Hollywood. Like it always made me believe anything was gonna be okay. And they're not together anymore. I can't believe anything. I can't believe it's great in Wildcat. I'm looking over your shoulder at a fake Bob Kelly cut out. I can't believe anything.

Yeah, and a fucking sign, a straight sign that a fan made called Flood City. From your fucking Greek Donnis. I know what Flood City is actually reference to you. He was talking about when he's fingering a girl, let me rephrase, Jackhammering a girl to the point where it's Flood City. He has no idea what he's talking about. That's fantastic.

Jackhammering, you would creed crack a girl's pelvis and there'd be a lawsuit. There's jail time for the hit crime. He's fantastic. He's talking about. I don't know, I'm trying to find the information if they break up or not, but I always thought that they did.

They did. They're done. She did. But how do we know? They're in fraud. Not getting back together. Goldie-Hon told me. I thought if they didn't, it was going to make it.

It was going to be fair. I think that me too. You guys, this just means that Kurt Russell is single. We're wearing an eye patch. And he is still. Captain Ron. This means Kurt Russell is banging a very young actress. He's still a salesman.

He has a thing for older women. Maybe he's banging like a beauty drench. Still a little mirror. She's sexy. I would bang the fuck out of Judy D'Anche. I love her. She's so distinguished. She's fantastic.

Yeah. Helen Mirren's very, very sexy. Helen Mirren is just hot, though. Judy D'Anche has like a thing. I'm not into those two, because I don't want to bang a chick. I want to fuck a girl. Maybe you do, maybe you do. Maybe you do. I don't want to bang a chick. I want to fuck a guy. Maybe you do, maybe you do. Maybe you do.

I don't know, Judy Danger like that. I'd fuck her just to hope that some of that. She's royalty. She's royalty. She's royalty. She's royalty. Yeah, I'm so lia you want to fuck her. So then after you fuck her you start speaking like a lady like well I don't do to declare

that. I'm missing that. I'm missing that. And I also sort of like banging. I wanted to stay in character from the James Bond movie. Oh my God. The whole time. What's this fucking hot?

It's Daniel Craig. Oh God. I can't handle it. Hang on. Is he gay? No. He's married to the girl from the wife. Rachel Wise.

Oh, really? She met a nice dream house set. She's hot. Yeah, there are great characters. She's actually from the mommy films, which, if we can say, oh, sorry, if we say sci-fi, what are my favorite sci-fies?

What is it, Brendan? What's the name? Ben, I want to call him the crack and never call out. And are the raw, I like, even in the mommy, even in the mommy? Anything, anything. I like it. It's like the IMDb now, the podcast.

There's a lot of, I like him in the mommy. I like the mommy. I think his nostrils piss me off. What the fuck do you get? I'm on your side with this one. He overacts your It's an astral sphere. Who cares? Jess, you're attacking Chris Brown, shit in a girl's eye. You're taking Brandon Brighton. Yeah, I'm controlling it. She's celebrating it. She's attacking it. I was celebrating the shit eye. She'll tie. Alright, I think she'll tie. I just want to go to an eye drops right now. Just to clean it all right. I think I'm sorry. I should tie girl. I just want to go to

I dropped right now just to climb to I think dirty. All right girls. I think I yeah, this is yeah, we've gone over an hour now Yeah, he's in the viewboat. Feesies in the pupil Cornia Cornia Cornia You can't really Fucking sci-fi nerds are gonna be enemy. I know we're gonna be narrowing out So I think it's time to be need to wrap up, but this has been a lot of fun

I really appreciate you guys coming down and I want to point out as well I didn't mention it at the beginning, but yes This was a podcast with all fucking girls on it and I didn't mention it at the beginning, but yes, this was a podcast with all fucking girls on it and I don't Don't give a shit what you think it's fine. It doesn't even fucking matter Think about your balls. No, it's not my huge penis. Okay, I'm just a little girl Yeah, I like little girls I wish I had a dick so I could write my name when I'll wait, but sometimes if I really need to piss I've got a lot of velocity coming out. I reckon I could aim well for a squat the right way I can still write my name when I piss. Do you think so?

Yeah, right it all over your shoes. Yeah, you just got to tilt the pelvis so it doesn't hit the shoes. Even pee in the woods, you got to tilt the pelvis. It is about the pelvis. I have a technique. Or tilt back, either way. I've been drunk and pissed on a shoe. Let's go to our two. Let's just go to our two.

Let's do it. I'm having the best time of my life. Seriously, don't do it. No, we're going to rub up. But thanks guys so much for being here. What I'm going to do is we're going to go around and tell us where your B tells what people can see. But also, first of all, thank you, Rob. Thank you so much for being here. What I'm gonna do is we're gonna go around and tell us where you'll be tell some people can See it but also first thank you Rob Thank you so much for handling us

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I would have, yeah, I would have. Just do it. Put them on. But, um, and, um. I'm coming on the glory hall. Yeah. That's just do it. Put them on. Put them on. And come on the glory hall. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

We love women at the glory. No, I was just going to start teapin' to show with the stand soon, so. Oh, great. You're in better. The stand, I fucking love the stand. That's just a great club. They're fucking awesome there.

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Doesn't matter then, because it is the 3rd of December when they're listening to it. Okay. So you can promote the show that's happening. In the show that's happening. Right. No.

Do do do do do do do do do do. If we go by what we've filmed, this should go out, come out in a couple of weeks, but I think he wanted to be the next one to come out. Because as he said to me, he's like, I want this episode to come out when I'm out of the country Because it was interesting to see what was gonna happen, but I don't know Well, so I'm trying to help help you girls out about what you can promote We just throw on our website to

Okay, check out on our website. All right Leo. What have you got? I've checked me out at liabonema.com Yep LAHB O N N E M A and my on our website. All right, Leah, what have you got? I've checked me out at liabonema.com, L-A-H-B-O-N-N-E-M-A, and my calendar is on there, and check out my YouTube page. You got a good Twitter too, I think I follow. Oh yeah, we follow each other. That's right, we're all. We're still back in Twitter.

We're still back in Twitter. And liabonema on Twitter, or on YouTube, it's, you know, YouTube slash liabonema. No one's ever seen Lea perform. She's a fucking monster. Like I was saying, you had like, like, Broadway and stuff, like just 250 people and just like guys getting up going, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then you get up and just, gah, this is fucking annihilate.

You're gonna give me 30. You're gonna give me 30. I have to pee. I mean, it's just really nice when like, you know, like with comedy you're always hanging out with guys, you're always seeing guys and a lot of guys look, I mean with comedy, you're always hanging out with guys. You're always seeing guys. And a lot of guys, look, I mean, you fucking, you get up there. You do your shitty jokes. Get a dick dick.

And you're like, you're shit in ladies' eyes. You do get shit in them. But they do jokes, and then they try and do a bit of crowd work. And if the crowd work doesn't go their way, then they turn the audience. And they become really unlikable. And it's like, and I love following guys like that. I love following when guys dig in themselves a hole, because they're so shitty really unlikable and it's like and I love following guys like that. I love following when guys diggin themselves a hole because they're so shitty and unlikable

and I'm like I can do this because I know I'm just sitting here. I'm like there's so much ego with someone boys and I just love when someone like Lee comes up then goes you want to see some comedy or show you some comedy you've gone to a rock haven't you? Yeah. Thank you guys, you want to see some comedy? Oh, show you some comedy. You've gone to Iraq haven't you? Yeah, as well fucking fucking check out Leibon. She's great And Katie Hanigan. Oh, thanks girl. I have a website. I have a website. It's Katie Hanigan dot com K at IE H a N N I G A N You almost stumbled there at the oh no, I did

Keep going keep going to the speech of you number one and speed I have a Twitter to it's a Katie Hanigan. Yeah, thanks guys And then Jesse my goofball just my Pulitzer. I'm on the Twitter. That's what Jesse made Paluso ABCD EFGH. Oh my god. I can't spell my own name that's too much pressure. Yeah, check me out on the Twitter. Yeah. And website jesseame.com. Well, thanks for joining us.

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Linda. And I could think that Linda likes Star Trek. I feel like I know this guy. Yeah. Oh, shit, I should know what you want. You should just come on the mic. Get on the mic anyway, Linda, and tell everyone where they can find or your picks.

You can check lindaturly.com, L-I-N-D-A-T-U-R-A-T-Y. Yeah. Linda does a lot of photos for us, and she comes in for free. She's fantastic. But I'm in the gold list. Yeah, she's great. Well, thanks for joining us, guys. Thank you so much.

And thank you, everyone, for listening and putting up with me hosting for this particular way. Oh, fuck, that was joining us guys. Thank you so much and thank you everyone for listening and putting up with me hosting for This particular way. Oh, fuck them. It was a great show. Yeah. Yeah. We had a lot of fun. It was good. It was good It was good. I just was real. I was saying to the girls beforehand I'm like I'm not mentioning that there's all girls not you rub. I mean you're obviously But all girls here girl Because I just it's just so typical for people to go fucking work

Fucking the girls I just cuz I don't know, they always just sound retarded when guys just get angry. But I just, we pretty much sound retarded all the time. Yeah, I just, Bob said, Bob said to me,

he said, when I'm away, just book whoever you want. And these are the three people I want to book. So that's it. Go fuck yourself if you don't fucking like it. I don't give a shit if you have anything to say about it. Email fucking Bob Kelly. I don't give a shit, all right anything to say about it email fucking Bob Kelly I think we should all right. Thanks everyone. Thank you Kelly. Yeah I'm stuck in the bottom of my heart, you know what I'm getting I miss my heart, I miss my heart, you know what I'm getting Don't stop filming my face.

Don't stop filming my face. Don't stop. Don't stop filming my face.