Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Ironically Speaking

Episode Date: June 12, 2017

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I'm sure I've already said, should I regret it? Can I get a mic? No, what the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's That was trying to keep it like a comic-can. I have a bunch of you guys on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 no topics,

no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin. That's how it all holds the odds you want to pop up. I don't want to do anything. My podcast is popular enough where I might affect some people's life. You never know.

It's Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast on lightcast.com. I lost it. I'm fucking in. You guys, we're back. We're spinning. I'm it. Yeah, I'm fucking in. You got it. We're back. We're spinning. I'm in. I'm sorry. I make no excuses. I make no apologies. I'm a fidget spinner man. You're talking about fidget spinners that the opening will always remind people of what week this took place in years from now they'll be like, Oh, yeah. The first week of June 2017.

I'm going to spice it up a little bit. I think Olivia Newton John was great in that movie. And now they don't know what you were talking about. Now they're confused. I thought Olivia Newton John was hotter as like the, then she isn't the end, but she's all leathery. I mean, they often are. as like the, ew, then she isn't the end, but she's all leathery. Um, it's on the vacation. No, she, what do you, she was like,

I was like, oh, I think you're talking about that time where the, the mom, that's you know, in your old vacation was singing, okay, Beverly, I thought it was a living, I live in New and John was in two movies, Greece and, Xanadu, three movies Xandu and What's the other one with the glasses the edible glasses with John Travolta? Remember that pop fiction The devil the devil you remember that movie come on What's that movie with John Travolta bubble boy? No, no swordfish. No, no, he made an angel one called Michael Michael. No, it was a living new John and

Saturday fever John and John Chavolta movie that clip where he kissed that pilot No, even series gonna be like you mean Greece, right? I'm telling you series giving you the deep cut It there it is right here two of a kind oh 1983 film two of a kind American romantic fantasy comedy whenever fantasy comedy Films directed by John Hertzfield Star John to vote to let me draw the original. So they sang in it. There was about glasses

The original title was this will work again won't it? And it didn't oh it didn't he was an inventor. Yeah He was an inventor and he invented things and the devil came in and was gonna make his stuff famous and It was bad. Yeah, I was about to guess a rotten tomato score on that Well, I get that sounds like a 13% yeah, 39. I'm going to say it did better than that. I'm going to say, I'll take it back right now. I'm going to say 48.

How much do you say? I'm going to say 23. 23. Yeah. Right. What do you about you? I say 39. 39.

I'm going to say critics will like it just for the effort that it's an original I'm going to say 68 an original. I'm gonna say 68 ooh, I'm gonna give it a high All right here we go ready. What do we win by the way a fidget spare what no Where am I going again? I'm fucking okay ready two two of a kind I bet that I bet there's more than one movie with the name two of a kind. I bet that I bet there's more than one movie with the name two of a kind also. Nope. John Travolta, you're living it sounds like an old cent twin. Wow. Okay. What did you have? 23. What did you have? I had 48. It's 14. Isn't it? What'd you have? 39. 20%. Ah. Oh, I wonder if there is another. There is another movie. It's George Burns. Robbie Benson.

Remember Robbie Benson? There is another two of a's George Burns, Robbie Benson. Remember Robbie Benson? There is another two of a kind. Yeah, Robbie Benson. I win. Yeah, that's the tiebreaker. There's two two of a kind. Robbie Benson was, remember his gorgeous lips in the movie one on one about a college basketball hoop player?

This is a bummer. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. We are 27 years younger than you. You remember Robbie Benson? No, I don't. I don't remember seeing movies in the theater. That is, isn't that weird that will that will actually be true someday. But now, but now they're actually the movie theaters are stepping up their game and movie theaters are doing better than they've done in a long, long time.

Well, they they've they've they've, long time. Both of them, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they haven't black neighborhoods too. I mean, they get magic brought the heat to the black neighborhoods. I pick. Huh? I pick movie theaters. Well, what if I don't like the movie you pick? No, that's the name of the movie theater. You moron. Oh, where are these?

They're all over now. The ones that the comics go to that don't tank heat, get all the tits. They go to the I pick over in the, uh, South, the pier. Oh, and it's the seats are insane. It's like having your own little cube. And you sit, they have love seats. If you have a girl, you can actually lie down and they have a menu and they bring your food. But it's a weird thing because like a lot of movies, you know, movies aren't getting better, but they are, it's just becoming more expensive. And like, so there's

movies that it's like, I'd spend $15 on that. But then if you, you know, those like dine in theaters, you're spending at least 40 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. You're spending the extra money because they're hoping that the people that would be on their phones and talk shit and bring a baby won't go. It'll be too expensive. They'll go to the old theater. Price them out. Yeah. Price them out. That's all they've done. Chentrification. Weird dough. Yeah.

Like I watched Inglory's, but I remember Inglourious pastors came out and I went to a dinner theater and I just felt weird like watching. Uh, oh no, no, it was, um, what was the one about slavery? Jango was a slave. No, no, Jango, Jango, Jango changed. I just felt weird like a movie about slaves and these people were like making me food and bringing it to me. I felt too close to the movie.

So it was me. Just tip them back. That look, I'll never say it again. The fact that the joke bombed because you panicked and chose the wrong movie. And then you switched it up and we all knew you were going for a slave movie or some type of starvation movie. And you're eating a pop salad and chicken fingers. As I said, the fidget spinner stopped spinning. I love it.

But Evan also made it worse. Ma'am, I just want you to realize that the movie about slavery doesn't reflect how I view you as a service worker. Eddie's. Eddie's. I want my, I remember me and Evan went to a Comic Con together. I had compassion for one person and he's a shadow. This is amazing.

So I love it. No, so we went to we went to San Diego Comic Con together, which is fucking awesome. That's the big one, right? Yeah. That's the big one. I've done that. I slept in a same bed as this guy. Let me say, yeah, I was surprised.

He's a very peaceful sleeper. He doesn't, he doesn't snore. I told him at the next day and he was like offended that I was surprised. Okay, let's back up a little bit before that. Why? Very very very good reason. I don't know if there is one but got no. I should I got free tickets to go if there's a floor. There's not a good reason. I had just come to good. I had just come back. There was barely. There was a tub. There's not a good reason. There wasn't, there wasn't a tub.

There was a communal bathroom on that floor for everybody on the floor. It was $600 for three days, and that was the cheapest thing by like $2,000. Because I got free tickets the month before, and all the most of those were booked. I understand, when you guys went, you went. Yeah, I went as, booked, I understand when you guys went you went. Yeah, I went as

Oh, okay, I got you when his fans you're doing better. No, not now. I'm sure you guys will be doing better than me in three months from now. I'm probably today my fucking career. Boo. Go ahead. Oh, so you're gorgeous and you write go ahead. There you go When janko jokes bomb now, so what um have him punch him up Teaching a couple moves in the gym and he'll punch up some of your slave was the better choice Have a shameless list about your star Been $12 a chicken figure joke Shinnah's list would have been better. Just a bunch of thin Jews walking around him. He can fucking pork chops Yeah, but he looks like one of the villains in it. That's why that's why it would have been better He looks like the main character

Shunler or the list So this is the only one no animax in it out you fucking here I'm fucking mean to these like two black ladies who are working Comic Con Okay, she's just meaning it for no reason This woman I fucking mean to these like two black ladies who are working comic con Okay, she's just meaning it for no reason. Just doing yeah, they're working They're working a door and they're like you can't come in ma'am. We're sorry and she's like you You are awful at your job. She's like that's why you had a stupid job. She's like insult to their job Yeah, so then Evan goes up to them and he just goes, you know

Ma'am, I just want to say I didn't hold my heart first of all. Yeah, you did. You're like, ma'am, I just want to say that your job is awesome. And you are awesome. And then they just, and then she just goes, oh, fuck that bitch anyway. Great moment. It's a great moment. You thought she was so hurt.

I just wanted to make sure she was appreciated and felt that way. Why? Fuck her. appreciated and thought that way. Why? Fuck her. How about it? It's horrible. She did. How about how about that was the moment in her life when she realized I made the wrong choice. I should have went to school and get a better job. And then at that moment when you're doing good at this job and she was like, yeah, you know what? I'll stay here forever. She could have went back to community college, learn Japanese and been an interpreter right now and had a lot of money

Eat in sushi in Japan and you've fucked her. She's dealing with fucking a bunch of dead pulls It's like saying great set after somebody that sucks eats it A bunch of fucking in character character irritable groups. Yeah, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, more than Comic Con employees. That's true. shitty fucking jet the the weapons check guy. That's the yet to tell people like what lightsabers they can't have. Yeah, you know, make sure it's 10 foil. Oh, yeah, real metal. People bring real swords and they're like, yeah, you can't do that anymore. How good time. And then the person's in character. It's a tell Thor, why you can't bring his hammer.

I loved Comic Con when I went. I flipped because I'm a nerd too So I got that pass and I I walked around but it was a little overwhelming at some point. It's very overwhelming I saw a fucking literally a 20 foot robot walk down the middle and I was like what the fuck is I mean guys Like us just go to feel thin by comparison. It's like yeah, I'm a comic on eight. It's fucking awesome feel thin by comparison. It's like, I'm a Comic-Con 8. It's fucking awesome. You're a Comic-Con 10. Yeah. That shirt put you over the edge. Just bring my wife and be like, this is what you could, this is what you could have. I gotta go to Comic-Con. You should go to Comic-Con. There are no fights. There's like that many thousand people and it's like, how many people are there? That many excuse me. You know, all the people from your childhood that made it greater now,

there to ask you for money. It's literally like the fuck you. Booker T is going to ask you for money. Remember Beastmaster? He needs your $20 now. It is a sad place. That's part of it. It is, it's almost a godsend, though, for these fucking people,

because they have, they can go somewhere once a year and make maybe five, 10 grand, I guess, right? Yeah, Ruffio can wait a few less tables now, which is nice. I got Marko. Ruffio. Who's that? From Hook.

Ruffio. Oh, we're 27 years, Doug. It was, it was our two of a kind. Ha, ha, ha. Was he, was he, was he, was that a thing? Yeah, he was the leader and never looked. If I didn't tell her to go get me a coffee, we'd be able to pull all this shit up.

Kathy Griffin. Shut the fuck up. Stop talking. Stop talking. And that was before last week. No, that was actually a clip from our audience last August shut up. No, what the fuck? Yeah, what the hell man? Well, this is you know This is part of the part of the problem is when you spend your whole career

Shitting on others celebrities and comics It's hard to have people stick up for you when you need them. It's not, here's the problem. That, okay, that is a, that's one of the things. I mean, there's a lot of things. It's interesting. It is part of the problem, but here's another part. Shut the fuck up. You fucked up. You did something. Just shut the fuck up. Stop talking. Take the hit. Yeah. Oh my God. The internet turned on me. They

turn on me every time I go to Twitter. Yeah. I mean, I had to put, I had to put so many filters on Twitter. All I get is high. That's all I get now. High and I love you. Yeah. Don't tell me that you're a woman in comedy that mostly appeals to gay dudes. And this is the first time you're getting trolled. It's, you're getting trolled. It will happen to all of us. Yes, yes. If you're at all in this business, at some point,

the fucking masses of pieces of garbage, and then I wouldn't even say that. They're not pieces of garbage. They're regular people that got the story that way and Respondent to it because of Twitter if they didn't have Twitter, they just would have said can you believe this To their wives and then one hour ago to work We know because they have that voice they'd get directly to just take the hit shut the fuck up and Trump's a fucking You know genius whoever gave him the the baron defense like that's it's the stupidest that was his

Work that was his son. Oh, that was Ivanka. I Believe I don't think that told him to do that It's true. Here's the deal. I don't think it's true. Here it is. I'll tell you why it's true I think it's true because people say to me on Twitter and Facebook You your son's gonna grow up without a dad, stopping such a fat fuck. Like evil shit like that, all the time. And these are fans, by the way. These people have probably brought tickets to my show.

And they say this shit. And if my son at 10 or whatever got to read that, he would be like, Dad, that would kill him. Never mind some lady holding up my head, my bloody head. It's just weird that like Trump does not seem like even a half decent parent. And to, he only fucking uses this kid to make himself seem human, like bringing him out on stage at like two 30 in the morning. He's not a good father. And then now to fucking exploit your kid to make yourself look sympathetic. Is that shister moves? When did he bring him out on stage at two thirty in the morning when he won? Yeah.

He held him up like blanket. It was go fuck yourself. That's a big night. If I had a comedy center like my kid out. He's asleep. He's tired. Yeah, dude. Listen, if I got a cringed humor award again, I'd bring I'd wake max up. Come on. Wake up. He cocks. Yeah, dude, listen, if I got a cringe humor award again, I'd wake Max up. Come on, wake up, he clock's out. I gotta accept his word from the fat Patrick. I mean, he just waked him the president. You have to kind of let him have a night out. Like that one can be excuse.

Yeah, and it wasn't supposed to happen. You don't think he was like, I do, go to bed at six o'clock, Trump was like, I can go to sleep. We'll see you in the morning, buddy. And then around 9'30, He's like, what the fuck? Wait the kid up. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I just did. I do love the the the um nerd talk, but I just think that she

it's a scary thing when a comedian, it's like shut the, just shut up. Do the Aari Shafir, and I love this guy. I really am just a big fear. Fan of Aari because he seems to know what to do. And when he fucked up with the chick with no arm, right? And the whole everybody came at him. He just got off, he literally put his phone in the drawer for three months. Yeah, I don't think that was his fuck up. I don't know how like, you know, you've done stuff. I think this is no. Hello, you're alive on

the YKWD podcast. Who is this? Hey, Robert. Hello. This is the owner of everything. Hi, no, how are you? I'm okay. We're trying to your call about, I don't know what it means when you paint. That paint means I go to yourologist. That's not what I, that's not a lot. I never asked that. It was being funny.

First of all, congratulations on the new addition to your family. Thank you. Can you please tell everybody your son's name, full name. My son's name is a manual man, oh, That is that is a lie what is your How cool is that Mike? He named his kid is middle name flash. It's awesome flash Thompson order the flash the flash

his middle name flash. It's awesome. Flash Thompson order the flash. The flash. Okay. Just flash. Because I wanted to be a FD. I hope fucking deal. I hope he's really slow in high school in junior high.

Yeah, believe me, it could be. It might just be something as you saw castically. Yeah, flash. He's just slow as shit. All right, buddy. I'll call you back. Congratulations to the new addition to the family. And are you coming in tonight?

I'm coming in, yeah. I'll see you in a little while. I'll get by. No, I'm just had a beautiful baby. I missed the brisk. Thank God. Last time, well, last time it was a hard thing. I mean, I was a hard thing to go to last time. It's in his house and there's a ton of people and he

invite like Norton calling me Gary. There was a bunch of comics there, but me calling in Norton's, they had the, the, the, the bagels and lock spread. And we went through it. We didn't know you're supposed to wait till after the penis got cut. And we ate all the bagels and locks. Literally, Modi was given the ceremony. It's like, I've lost them today, the high, the goyum ate all the locks and bagels.

Alome no, home. Were you the goyum? Yeah, goyum, yeah. No, Gary was. Yeah. Gary Goyman. Gary Goyman. Somebody's waiting in the shallows. Well, I'm just waiting for all this fucking gay nerd talk to be over We were talking about

Noems babies gay. We're talking about noes baby. We went from nerd talk to Kathy Griffin. What's his middle name? Flash nerd. Okay, two shade. I thought it was flash Thompson. Um, I don't know. No, it's exciting. I mean, and there's some I did anybody give a fuck about her doing what she did now Not genuinely. I don't think any of those actual I don't think any person actually genuinely gave a shit in real life And then they gave a fuck this one they gave a fuck when she came out and apologized and I give a fuck when she apologized It's just so like transparent that like she did it for attention. Hey, my dad's a transparent. Hello folks. Hey, oh, Jeffrey Tambor is your father.

But here's, but the, but the problem is it's a pretty vicious. Look at that. I mean, they did. She, she's saying what most of us are thinking. And I think because so many people hate this president, it comes off more real and scary. And it's tough. It's this image is tough for liberals who are trying to take him down the right way.

Yeah. And then conservatives can just look at us and think that's how we all feel. Exactly. And here's another thing too, is that she could have got, she could have gotten a, a more playful head. She, she went to Stan Winston's school that they did T2 and T1 and literally got a head that looks like it was beheaded and the eyes are swollen. I mean, she got a realistic. That's a little scary. She's like, it's from the thing. And so it's the head. Yeah. And your shirt's calling.

She really is. Someone said, Andy Dick is turning into her and she's turning into Andy Dick. It's one person, because you've never seen them in the same place. She looks a lot like Andy Dick. She really does. She does. Look at her.

She's had a lot of plastic surgery. Oh my God. Look, her shirt's pulling too. I know. They didn't even, I mean, it's terrible. That's your shirt. I will say the hair is a little thick on too. I know they didn't even, I mean, it's terrible. I mean, it's terrible. I will say that hair is a little thick on Trump. That's like a little thick.

It's good. Well, two, two things when you say, they have the same hair, by the way. When you say, I don't know what I was thinking after going to the fake head shop, like, you know what you were thinking? And then they did a making up video where she's saying, like, I'm not gonna apologize for this.

And you know, you got comedy has to push boundaries like you can't do the making of and then be like well you know I just yeah you can't do that she should have just took the hit that's why I said everybody learn to take a fucking hit you wanted a best comedians take a hit you wanted a reaction it's not always gonna be the one that you want take the hit get off social media I'm sorry I pushed the one that you want. Take the hit, get off social media. I'm sorry. I pushed it, bro, did you guys didn't find it funny? I get it.

I'm out. And then go buy, buy. And then in six months, come on, do an interview. Yeah, I just was trying to be funny and it fucked up and I thought it'd be funny. Plop whatever and move the fuck on. The fact that she went from, I'm, she did it. I'm sorry I fucked up to white men.

Wait, what did she say? Lighting Mal. I didn't follow any of it. I didn't. Yeah, I didn't hear that. Play the best of her, her, um, press conference. Best of Catholic Griffiths. Best of Catholic Griffiths. Best of Catholic Griffiths. Best of Catholic Griffiths.

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Don't be a con Do you just be as dumb as you are? Thank you, buddy. There is the Wednesday apology and then the Friday press conference fact Google didn't even know what the fuck she meant All right, here we go. We're gonna turn it up hang on hang on Yes, I Fixed it I sincerely apologize. I'm just not seeing the reaction of these images. I'm a comic. I crossed the line. I moved the line. Then I crossed it. I went way too far.

The image is too disturbing. I understand how it offends people. It wasn't funny. I get it. I've made a lot of mistakes in my career. I will continue. I asked your forgiveness. Taking down the image.

I'm going to ask the photographer to take down the image. And I'm going to ask the photographer to take down the image. And I'm going to ask the photographer to take down the image. And I'm going to ask the photographer to take down the image. my career I will continue I asked your forgiveness taking down the image gonna ask the photographer to take down the image and I begged for your forgiveness I went too far I made a mistake and I was wrong look at that first of all okay you shouldn't have done that well taking down the image it's do you not know how social media works? Yeah. I want to tell there it's out there. Yeah. As such, it's like, you can't, I put something

out there one time. I fucked up and spelled something terribly wrong. Three, boom, it was immediately I was attacked. You put a photo immediately someone's screen grabbing. Oh, yeah. You know, they interview that same day, because that was the day after they interviewed the photographer Tyler Shield to a lot of people say like this was more of his like conceptual idea. Yeah. Of course. And they like like TMZ stopped them in a grocery store or some shit. And they're like, what do you have to say about this? And he's like, I stand by my work. Yeah. Exactly exactly stand by it. You didn't meet look at whatever People don't like it. It stinks

Whatever bring up. I want to hear the other one was Richard Michael Richards, right? That was fun. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let me hear this. Let me hear this It is easier for him because no one really knows who he is or gives a shit who he is. But here's a deal. This is the path you should have took. I think she should have taken. Just shut the fuck you. All right, you didn't like it. All right, it's down. Bye. Yeah. What's going on Tyler? Turn it down. I'm going to see you brother. Oh my God. Ah! Please. It's good to see you brother. Hey man, listen. I've always been a big fan of your work, bro It's a lie. I would think about the backlash on the whole thing with

Miss Griffith You are you worried about anything to do with the secret sir Pack these Griffith losing a job at CNN is Should have been a photographer. I got nothing to say. I'm sorry. If you go back and do it again, would you do it again? A top, yeah?

Yeah, the thing is, man. Honestly, I got no comment. The only thing is... You make art, you gotta stand by it. There you go. Exactly, man. There you go. Contro man. There you go. I mean, it shouldn't be a shock to me.

I don't hear any more of this fucking English. Yeah, I don't know what that is. And it really, you know, it really makes me angry about that video. What I'm infuriated about is all these assholes in LA who don't have license plates. Yeah. What's going on? You know what it is? It's, I'm fucking rich.

I'm rich and I lease an expensive car and I don't need a fucking plate. And it means that you're cool. You're better than the people that have to go to the registry and get a plate. You don't have to do that. But they are. Yeah, they have a plate.

It's in the back. They have it in the trunk. And if the cops pull them all over, they go, it's in the trunk. I just never put it on. It made fucking cocks. Cause somehow a plate makes you a human being and if you don't have a plate That means you're better than other people. I'm a plate in my head

Well done the stairs. I was at a full Standby not having a plate Well, I mean, I think so right is not yeah the way to do it. I bring up my riches apology. Oh, I see this. Oh, it's great There you go look at they spelled it for you. Jerry signed pose. Is this it? No. Where is it? It's on the tonight show? Yeah, it's all the on the top one. The top one is the third one is Kramer's apology. Kramer's apology. Here we go. Now this, this Michael

Richardson style. this is it. I don't know him what- This is it. This is it. Is it? Yeah. This is it. Off-air art like that, bro. Jerry's into all things, and I-I think he's a little mystified

about what happened, but I think most importantly, he wanted to- We have him live via satellite to Los Angeles. It seems like a set-up for Joe. Michael, are you there? Yeah, I'm right here. Michael, welcome to the show. Hello. Hi. Are you there? Yeah, I'm right here. Hi, Michael. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hi.

Are you doing? I'm not doing too good. We're out here. What do you explain exactly what happened for the folks who may not know? I lost my temper on stage. I was at a comedy club trying to do my act, and I got heckledled and I took it badly

and went into a rage and people are laughing. So that's some pretty nasty things to some Afro-Americans, a lot of trash talk. It's absolutely weird. Stop laughing, I said Afro-oming. And what would be, did he hear that? You were actually being heckled

or were they just talking and disturbing the act? Uh, that was going on too. Uh. And did you know? I mean, here in your audience, laugh, you know, and it's, I'm not even sure that this is where I should be addressing now. Well, this is, so, there's it's I'm not even sure that this is where I should be

addressing now The situation I've already heard you make some jokes about and that's okay, you know, but I'm you know, I'm I'm really busted up over this and I'm I'm very very sorry To those people in the audience The blacks the Hispanics whites everyone that was there that chose the bullpen of that anger. He can't help. He's like that.

He's like that. He can't help the dents. He's like that. He's like that. And how it came through. And I'm concerned about more hate and more rage and more anger coming through. Bringer, but you're probably.

Jeverg, not just towards me, but towards... Elaine. Oh. I can't wait. Conflict. What do you think about white people? It's a cancer industry. And I'll tell you about what happened in Katrina.

And you know, many of the comics, many performers are in Las Vegas and New Orleans trying to raise money for what happened there. And for this to happen, for me to be in a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, you know, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. And I've got, I will get to the force field

I've got, I'll get to the force field of this hostility why it's there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it's between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between... Okay, stop this. Can you please play Will Silventus? And now, okay, everybody says this is unjustified okay but I want this is as a comic these are the people we have to deal with stop right now this is will so ventricording this from helium comedy club where's that Philly? Philly.

Now, okay, you can hear a Philly accent. That woman is Philly. I don't think this woman is Philly. I think she's every fucking drunk chick that's ever been kicked out of a show. And it's almost always women. Always women who won't shut the fuck up and I'll say it and I'll take the head for it on social media and I'll take the head for it on social media and I'll blame white men for attacking me.

But it's always a woman like this who has never been told to shut the fuck up, has never had, and just can't handle her fucking booze and he, this girl, I don't even get it. Where are your values? Where's your fucking your parents? Did they teach you anything? Teach your children well because you should behave at a comedy club. Got a place. Okay, suckers. I'll take my $70 and I'll swallow that you guys are fucking cocked. She'll swallow. Good for Dave Smith for getting in between them though.

I stood there and laughed in the rest of the audience. The opening of the special. Okay. I did not disrupt anybody. That guy out there, which I can see these two guys, so I ended the show, was made because I said his necklace looked like some anal fucking Look stop for a second. Her boyfriend this poor guy. This poor guy needs to take a Dante Nero class He needs to hang out with fucking a couple pimps I'm serious. I'm willing to fund it

Just a weekend with pimps. That's what he needs. That's the new show. We can with pimps. We can with pimps. We take this Pineless asshole. It's called Pimp My Spine. I mean, I think this guy does a pretty good job considering this day and age. I mean, what are you gonna do? Here's a good job. Honey, I'm fucking, if you open your fucking trap one more time, I'm out about him. This day and age, that video is about him then. No it isn't.

Look at this guy yelling at his girlfriend. No it isn't. Alright, I'll tell you, you be the girl, I'll be him. Good. Alright. Honey, stop. You gotta suck my ass hole. I I'll be him good honey stop suck my asshole Listen you open your fucking mouth again. I'm out and I'm going back to the fucking Using this is a higher

White man white man white man I'm out fucking fucking white man or white man white man. I'm feeling I just watch my parents divorce again. This is very trickering. I think the guy does a good. I mean, try to shake the cops hand as fucking retarded. But all he has to do is this. I'm out and leave her alone. I've ever seen where you get heckled at a show.

And sometimes it'll be the guy that heckles you. And the partner is faster than we're like They like you but realize that's who they have to go home to I Once had that happen where this guy was heckling me and the girl was like sad and apologetic but by the end she started heckling With him again, that's cuz you suck After a half hour you I Know what he does Listen here's it play this again this guy right here should have walked away

Actually that's not what Well you cares. Oh she just spit look at her, but she didn't actually spit it doesn't matter. She spit no I know I'm just saying doesn't matter. Stop sticking up for a joke. You fucking a furious Stop sticking up for him not her fuck him too. He stopped He's the he's part of the fucking problem that fucking spineless fuck It's I am a better person because my wife has told I was leaving the house today. I had on sketchers slip-ons gray matched my sweatpants. I had a shirt a shirt with lettering on it and a red flannel.

I walked up the street. My wife is down the end with ghost busters packs. We just got a new proton packs for Max and they were hunting ghosts at the church down the street. Presbyterian, you know, not a Catholic church. I'd got new proton packs from Max. And then a hunting ghost set the church down the street, press battalion, you know, not a Catholic show. I'd never do that. Holy ghost. Right.

Went to, I walked down the street. The first thing she said to me, go home and change. I'm in what? She goes, you're not wearing that. You look like an idiot. Go home, put something else on. You're not leaving because she cares. I would have left.

I would have been here and none of you fucks what has said nothing on camera. And people would be looking at me like, what happened to Bobby? Yeah, I knew that you think I wouldn't make fun of you for anything. Joe makes one of every shirt you have. That's true.

I like what you're wearing right now. That is true. He loves your job as one. There it comes. There it comes. You look great He loves your job. It's one there it comes Here comes you look great. You look good. It's not a man's job to control a woman. It's not a man. You're making it you're making a gender It's it's human. It's my wife the person I love whether it's my brother or a woman if that was a guy that's your Responsibility if that's your pal that you respect if was was your mother, that's your responsibility. It's not a guy girl thing.

It's not that you have to keep your girl in check. That's not what I'm saying. It's that we keep each other in check as human beings. Okay, that's our responsibility to, to when you are outside. I think he's attempting to do that to some degree. Oh, he sucks at it. Yeah, he's a champion.

But the bigger issue is that. She's a fucking piece of garbage. I mean, let's talk it. Yeah, he's a champion. But the bigger issue is that- She's a fucking piece of garbage. I mean, let's talk about it. She's acting like a piece of fucking human garbage. I think that's not his fault. The bigger issue is that the Michael Richards video was underwhelming and we had to be here in the first place.

And I want to apologize for it, but I did suggest it. But they look at this, though. You know I give credit to- Stop. You know I give credit to stop. You know I give credit to you. Oh, you're going to take me. That's kind of funny. She didn't seem too drunk. These two bounces, she's not that drunk.

These two bounces are fucking amazing. Because if that, think about that. I know some bounces that probably would have grabbed your by the hair and dragged you down the street well they're justified yeah it's not weird that there's so many comedy clubs that don't have security and bouncer if that was a boss and cop she would have been fucking both of them he would have grabbed the boyfriend to instead of you you're

coming to if you know well they would have booked her next week. Put her on shows. That's kind of funny that though that she went, what are you going to taste me? I mean, she's like, is a cute thing to do. It would have been hilarious if he did. Yeah. You know, that's that'd be the gravel sound. I see her just confulsing just on the ground or shoes fall off.

I mean, I'm sure she's still got to see some special because of this video. Yeah. I just thought this is the girl. I mean, I mean, I always thought, I always thought it was me because of my fucking shitty alpha male presence on stage, you know, that that girl would always hate my show. But she's at every show. She's at every show.

Every comic I talk to is that girl, that type of girl who will not shut the fuck up. She hates every show because it's at every show. She's at every show. I every comic I talked to is that girl that type of girl who will not shut the fuck up Look at every show because it's not her show. You know what I mean? It's not all about her Well, it's that they they they're not comedy fans. Yeah, they're their alcoholics or bar for their attention horrors And if they're not if the attention's not on her She's she's fuck off. I'm out. I'm gonna talk to somebody.. Well, it's on her now. Yeah. She's mad. She's really. Yes, she claims she got drugged. Oh, God. Oh, my God. And an interview and then they were like, well, I had, she's like, I only had two drinks.

And then the interview was like, it seemed like you had more than two drinks. She's like, well, I had Margarita's beforehand. Like she started slowly starts coming out. She had more and more drinks. What happens in in the next that feels like we're at the end of the video, but we're only a minute 15 into five. She gets out. I'll tell you she winds up. He rests, right? Go to the end.

He's resting right now. Yeah. But this guy, what what happens next is he just started cupping her now. He coughed her right there. He coughed the cup remains fucking cool for all. Yeah. Yeah. But you're fucking piece of shit.

You're a piece of shit that's resting me for no reason. Stop. No reason whatsoever. He got name one. If that was Keith Robinson, as soon as he opened his mouth, he would have had him on the ground, shit in his pants.

This, this, this girl got so many fucking chances. How long is this video? Five minutes. Over five minutes. Of just harassing people. Yeah. Verbally assaulting everybody. And then spitting in the guy's face.

And then also, this is, the cops are already there when the video started. So we were cutting out all of the other stuff that she did before that when they were like, we gotta call the cops. Yeah. It was five minutes of being a Leah Remedy character without any of the charm.

I was at that club one time and they had a guy in there. He was me and, oh fuck. Anyways, I was at a sub shop or a Peter place and the guy, the delivery guy came in on his bike and he was like, what's up guys? He's really personal and some the somebody told him that I was at the

comic. I like to go and she even tickets. He showed up. He went up getting kicked out. He took his bike lock and smashed the front window of the club. I walked off stage. There was just no front door. The told the horse smash Jesus.

Yeah. It's Philly. I mean, Philly's a tough town. I got tough bros. I was in line at Genos and there was a father being arrested by the police. Two sons screaming as two other cops were holding them back. Dad!

Don't worry about it, fucking. Don't fuck them, these cock suckers. You fucking my son! I need to try to... Dad! I looked at the fucking my son and he tried to I Looked at the guy in line he goes hey Bob Kelly Right behind you because yeah, it's Philly whatever. What are you playing? He goes genos of pets I go genos

Which ones the racist one? It's not racist. Yeah, I was he racist genos When you go to his window, he has a push when you go to his window He has a picture of himself pointing to a picture himself pointing to a sign that says speak English or get out of here I want my damn country back I think racist Apologize Yeah, you know that artist. He has a bias deal. You can either go buy his stupid sub or not.

Yeah. I mean, that's, that's a, you know, whatever. Is the Rio sandwich artist. Can we just take a moment, Jolus is Fidgin, like you would never fit. Of course he is. Jolus, Fidgin's split is what made Fidgin. I know.

I'm really Fidgin. I love it. I know you are. Maybe you like Fidgin. I love it. Um, we're going to play the end of it once you get to the rest of it. That's why he. That's why I hate you. I want to hear all love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. because Will will fucking knock him out because Will is a boxer. Yeah, I am. And Will is fucking looks like any villain, Haitian villain in any video game ever. Now that's racist, Bobby. Yeah, well, he was he was great in the last of us. That was hilarious, by the way.

Well, awesome, buddy. I would not want to fuck with him. Oh, fuck off. He has cops and pretty and people that are just trying to lay their life. Don't push it. Oh fuck off. He has cops and pretty hands. Oh, I'm sorry. People that are just trying to lay out their life have good life. And people like you are a cop.

Stop right there. When the guy goes, you got enough video. Stop. He was his producer. Yeah. His is Phil. We got enough. You got enough on that one.

Let's move on to something else. We'll go. No. We got it. Right. Got it. Right. She's a great. They're purge. I know she's not put the camera. Not she's been acting like that all night.

So not the camera is not making eye right there. She's been acting like that all night. So you can't stop it like that. He said again, the camera's making her act like a fucking asshole. That's how. Now, do you understand? He actually is making excuses. Look, put the camera down, she'll calm down if you-

Like she's a grandma and you can't put water on after midnight, maybe? You put a camera on her, she's a real monster, but without it, sweetheart. This video leaks out, it'll prove that all my friends and family have been right for the last five years. These don't- Oh, this thing is a millions of hits.

Wow. She got fired. Where was she working? She was working at a news station. What? Play the rest of the clip. Like in front of the camera? Hey, hey, do I have my dick?

No. You're for the- Play a fight, do I have some little- No, I know. I know. What's that even me? I have some. Stop it.

But if she was in a news station in front of a camera, then she's not- No, she's not. She's horrible all the time. She's not. Yeah, she's not., she's going to throw her in the recycling They're just recycling their back to Connecticut. I'm sorry. I wanted you to get that joke out, but oh Jesus man Sorry, I do like it's a recycling bin and not a garbage bin. It's like Philly's tough. Yeah, we care about the environment I gotta give credit. Will.

It's got a great shot. I know man. I would have been nervous. I would have gone her feet the whole time because I'd be nervous that she'd see me and take a swing and spit at me. All the related videos are judge Judy. Why did the couple listen to her for so long? Just a bunch of.

I'll tell you why because she's a hot white chicken filly. He's a black cop and filly. And if he got caught on videotape doing any fucked up shit, he'd be, uh, he'd be, he'd be in a ton of shit. How didn't we'll get a job for vice after that? That he can go into any hostile situation. Yeah, just get that. This is hilarious to this.

What I'm telling you right now, everybody knows my side felt story, not you, right? Yes. I don't. I don't. All right. Well, long, that's not it. The other one I say.

Okay. Do you got it? Yeah, I got it. And then she doesn't have it. No, I. I thought I sent it. I'm nice. I can.

You've an email. I'm Serpico. Oh, do I? I'm a cop You've been doing some dirty stuff with cups. Oh take the take your thing off the take that off Don't leave that up that your personal fucking what's Dildos use. Oh Dildos use don't bring that shit. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna your private even she just I mean That's how I get things up here. Yeah, it was the Dild gonna put your private. Even she just I mean, oh, that's how I get things up here. Yeah, the Dildos use your private thing. What Dildos use?

What are the little clips? The Dildos in the middle. Thank you, oh, Bobby and Applegi. I don't give a shit. I just don't want to private shit out there. Oh, this happened. This is why Jerry, Jerry Seifeld did some nuts. Fucked up shit to me me rejected me a long time ago

I thought he was talking to me. I was like, hey, I will go have dinner and I was like I'll be up in a minute He's like not you he was talking to the lady next to me. It just hurt. It was really bad You know what I mean? But he did this this makes me so happy because I went to Colin who's best friend to them and he goes Bobby That's him. That's not because he's rich. He was that way before. Yeah. He became famous. That's just dirty. This makes me so happy. This is why I watched this. Kesha. Look. It's hard to just sleep when you're tired because people are tired of the time. I love you so much. Oh, thanks. Oh, wait. Okay. No thanks. Yeah, no thanks. Please. Oh, please. She ruined it. You got to go back. I love it.

Stop. I'm with Jerry on this one. Frozen. Great movie. Okay, fix it. You got to fix it. I could see if it was just a superstar. Make it better. But now it's like, no, just go back and play it small then just melt it a little bit lower right there watch us just not frozen and just go back ready hello folks it's hard to just sleep when you're tired because people are tired most of the time I live you so much oh thanks take a big hug now thanks please no thanks a little time yeah no thanks oh yes oh my god that's great I think that's great he is king okay, I wish to the best Great. Oh, fucking great is Jerry. By the way, it says Jerry Seinfeld awkwardly did not he wasn't awkward at all I was comfort over the use of the word awkward not awkward at all. He's like no. Yeah, no

I'm all set. He went no thanks and she went please when no get away from me my go I'm not ruined in a fucking five thousand all suit your glitter those use what still those use right above page six I think if he I think if he knew what happened with her and dr. Luke and all of that stuff he'd be more sympathetic why can't we see the dildos what happened with I don't use a few big Jim and then the record. We not have five fucking podcasts. Please.

We choose an abuse victim from Dr. Lou who is a producer and they wouldn't let her out of the contract. What? Yeah. She went to try out music, right? She had a dildo. What? Now I got dildo on my head because

I didn't say dildo. Joe say in dildo. I'd even say stop with the fucking dildo Well, you got a video fucking ready to play that says dildos uses on your fidget spinner What is it? It's a deal. It's a thing you put your seat. Dildos. Can you please bring up? Here you want Dildos will get Dildos for you saying We have to have up there. You want fucking Dildos. Joe. I got Dildos for you. Literally have literally have deal. Yeah, we have deal those

She go here's your fucking deal those Joe. Well someone obviously wanted to watch Dildos at some point we here's a Dildo Here's a switch your wiper stack you that's great. Yeah, there you go Now she can make it big we don't be Stop fucking so much Joe There's your Dildos I appreciate it. All right. Let's go back to those Kesha and look here we go. Dildo windshield wipers. Are you happy? Oh? Yeah, I don't show those that's will dick. Can you show those on YouTube? I think so it's on you to

I don't want it we We got kickoff last week. Yeah. And the channels down. This is what the patriarchy does. Anytime we talk about a women suffering, they just show a bunch of Tildos, get distracted, and act like it never happened. What was it?

Hey, look what Johnny Depp did to his white. What? Tildos. Can you understand, though, what how much you know yourself to be able to pull that move off? You just have to know that I don't want to hug instantly. Size somebody up, look at her crazy outfit, look at all her dumb makeup, her dyed hair, and go, no, you're not part of my world.

I don't care about you. You want to hug? Hey, how you doing? Can I hug you? No. No, I really, I said no. But that's back off, Jack. That's entitlement.

Everyone talks about entitlement, this entitlement. She thinks she's entitled to just walk up and put her arms on something. Get away from me. I don't know if you want. I'm gonna interview. That's the fuck away from me. You're right.

That's entitlement. It's a good point right there. I didn't say much of the other points before. Two good points's entitlement to good point right there and say much of the woman before two good points that He entitlement and he's in the middle of a fucking interview. It's Jerry Seinfeld. Can you can you shut the fuck up? Right Yeah, yeah, I think it's great. I think it's great because I would have been I'll tell you right now I would have been like okay, hey big great because I would have been I'll tell you right now I would have been like, okay, hey big fan right. I would have been a spineless ass

All yeah, and just been like oh, how does who should I still think it's awesome He did it but yeah the the cash of stuff if you want to read about it. It's pretty fucking What happened to what happened so she worked with this really big producer dr. Luke. Yep, dr. Drey No dr. Luke. Yep, Dr. Drey. No Dr. Luke. Dr. Drew. Yeah Dr. Drew Swedish Dr. Luke is I say they yeah, so So you know he He was abusive to her how these are the allegations physical refuse to hug her and and

And verbal refused to hug her and and and verbally. That's a great song. Can I have a hug? That great? No, not that great. You will respect Cadolars on Ha. All right. So anyway, she had to go to court to get out of the contract because she was, she still had to record with this guy.

It was in the contract too. Okay. So how physical every time you leave verbally. Can you read that Lauren, baby? Yeah, just taking a minute. All right, the internet's really slow today. All right, great. Why is your upper lip so wet?

It is. Yeah. It's a tough second. Well, the guy said for the record, the hug thing is still funny, but I just said this because it's something that nobody talked about with trash and dumb Kesha now the son she's a little fucking victim. Yeah, victim. You're just another victim kid. Is that the song? That's a song from a judgment day. Okay, Dr. Luke had sexually, physically, verbally, and emotionally abused Miss Severt to the point where Miss

Seavert nearly lost her life. Wow. Miss Seavert? That's when you fuck a chick did that. Seavert. No, that's what Dr. Luke. That's what he called it. Yeah, he's a piece of shit.

I remember hearing about that. Okay, so he sexually abused her. Yeah, all in service of his being able to maintain complete control over her life and career. Wow. Geez. Miss Seabreholy, holy holy holy holy holy. I will someday fill that seat with somebody with a call.

I graduated with the matches with what? Facials. No, you get it. You get a whole with the community college graduate I believe that dr. Look at the power. I love you red you literally said holy and then you went holy holy holy Holy you tried to make it into the holy I like that she's already like mispronounced that for you still chose her to read I got nobody else

I can't have fucking good looking scobo read and you still chose her to read. I got nobody else, Mike. What am I gonna do? I can't have fucking good looking scopo read. He'll make us all look bad. At least she makes me look alright. Probably the best. What do you got? Believe that Dr. Allute.

Why is it really wet? Bubba, your upper lip is so small, I can't even tell. I know. I love your lips. So you have these two. Dave Smith has a bigger upper lip than you. I know you really know. And one your lips. So you have a lot to do. Dave Smith has a bigger epilith than you. And more bigger tits, guys.

I believe that Dr. Luke had the power and money to carry out his threat. See, therefore, never dared to talk about it, let alone what Dr. Luke had done to her. It should know that Kesha testified in disposition that God, well, that never made advances at her. Did they have a picture of the position? Disposition? The position? Oh, Jesus.

What do you want? I'm not really going to be tired in here. It is weird if through all this she continued to refer to him as Dr. Luke. Like, I will respect his fake medical degree. Well, now I feel bad, but yeah, that's stuck. Why, though, I don't feel bad. I know, really. These are separate things. There's separate things.

Why was Jerry, I love the fact that Jerry is Jerry to be that yourself all the time, to make those decisions. It's great. To be able to say, I don't wanna hug this person. Yeah, me times, I've been in those positions where I've done what other people want me to do, and then me here. It's why then here and I do I do believe she

Ultimately got out having to work with them. That's him. He's a good looking guy. Well, so it's okay No, now it's now it's just fucking well normally if you're just reading about a guy who's raping people Why do you gotta be ugly? Why does she have Donald Trump? I don't look at why does she have Donald Trump here? She looks like she's happy in the same way. Like the look at that one. Right. Yeah, click that one. She doesn't have Donald Trump here. No, she has Cameras, but he don't hair. And that photo. A lot of abusers are here. She has similar hair. A lot of abusers are attractive, because they already feel like they can get anything.

Predators. This is where the entitlement comes from. How do you feel about that Lauren as a woman? You're right. What about this, this whole situation? I feel bad for her. I feel sorry for her. But, you know, she should have spoke of them. She's grown.

She should have spoken to Dr. J. I know, but the right one came up. That's great. Yeah, dude, you can't just let people to control your life and not say anything. I mean, I feel like she had a, she's whoever she is and has her own backing. She could probably have said something. Victim blaming. Vick, listen.

Did you take a turf off in some way? Yeah, she has to take responsibility for 100%. You really are from Jersey. Whoa. I do remember like reading. Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna let it go on for everyone in this room, just got hard. I do remember reading about this on the internet

when it was happening. And it's funny the way that like we treat scandals, especially on the internet where it's like, you judge how sympathetic you are about someone based on how much you like their music, you know? So like there was a lot of people like yeah, I mean, he probably did it but tick-tock isn't that good of a song Yeah, it says you I think it's great. I I love timber and I hate pit bull and catcha and I think it's a classic. I just think well to go back to this original girl

That's so big nightmare. Yeah, I just think people like that are just awful people, man. And the be and it kills me that you're caught like that. And it's not a it's not a signpost. It's not a alarm going off in your life. Oh, look, it's not. It's not. It's not somebody you going, oh, my, I have to change. I can't drink.

I got to go see somebody. It's not you going, look, I fucking, I, I, you know what? I have to change. I can't drink. I gotta go see somebody. It's not you going look. I fucking I you know what? I'm an asshole. She's actually becoming the victim. That's the victim. Kathy Griffin became the fucking victim. Just shut the fuck up and you fucked up. It's okay to fuck up. It really is not anymore. It is because of the ways I know I think it is I'm just saying the way that people treat it they act like it's not anymore But it is just fucking dumb because the more you make a society like that the more that the chances are that you will Fuck up and then get screwed by the same rules that you applied other people look I think we're all gonna in in this business at some point, I've done shit and got called out on it

and made a mistake and just took the hit and just moved on because I fucked up, I've said some stuff on social media that was wrong. We're said wild stuff on this podcast. Yes. Yeah, but I've gotten called out on some shit. Lauren just said one of the worst things I've ever heard. Why?

You blamed a rape victim for the rape. You said it was 100% double down on it. No, no, no. What she's saying is that as a woman, she's saying. Are you a woman? No. Not yet. If I was, it looked like my mother

You're so cute. What, thank you what she's saying is that I Know really upset. Oh, yeah, but yeah, but you you can't just say that to she because people hear that and you gotta know that You can't just make a joke like that and leave it hanging She I think she's saying that as a woman if she she's been in an abusive relationship mentally and And she stood up for herself and said fuck off. I'm out and that's what she's trying to say to women If you are in one get the fuck out you don't have to take it and that the fact that she for some reason Probably because of fame Look man, you know, I've been in relationships with people that treated me shitty and they, you know, it's hard to go fuck you and walk away

because they're famous. Well, I'm sorry about that, Bobby. I was raped, Joe. Dang cook raped me and I rack. She is surprised. It's true. Anyways, good. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I was all shut down. Yeah. Wow, listen. How many tourgasums did he have? Three. I never did Google like that. Why?

Well, make me laugh. You're like, I'm like, it's not going to be funny. What? Sorry. Was that too far, Joe? Now I'm making fun of the victim, victim blamer. Lord has the best line in the podcast. What is it? The Elaine one.

You messed it, you were making attention. Hey, you really weren't paying attention for a few minutes there. Oh, I had to. You left at that? I left hard. I'll loud into the mic. Oh, thank you.

If you listen to the show, you'd know. Why would she? I heard it, I just didn't know where it came from. So then, we need me and Joe were, me and Joe were, that's forcing the show. All right, sometimes it's a little slow, it's okay. Gah. Go ahead, what do you guys?

Spent half this time watching videos on an audio podcast, but anyway. No, it's video dummy, do you see the camera in your face? There's five cameras. There's just a lot of cameras on the, we have a five camera shoot and that comes up on the video. Which is a five-tack. We have five gun shoot.

So you can't say that. Why? That's the one of us. We just have one gun and passing around. We wouldn't need five. I forgot to meet. I'd be like, yeah, I'm a... But me and Joey yesterday were talking about Bill and you know how people are saying whether or not

He should be fine. Do you think that that woman should have been fired because of that video? No Well, the thing is she works for a network job So they're gonna fire her because everyone's gonna go ah fuck you and then they're forced to fire her Because they're like oh everyone hates that You shouldn't get fired look if it's the fifth video. Yeah, yeah, if you look everybody look I don't I hate that woman. I don't get fired. Look, if it's the fifth video, yeah. Yeah. If, you know, look, everybody, look, I don't, I hate that woman. I don't like her. I don't like her.

Well, the way she just treated that police officer and the other guys and her boyfriend, whoever that fucking knucklehead is, yeah, it's just disgusting to me that you have no empathy for other human beings. Oh, yeah. It's disgusting to me. The fact, you know, she really stepping as her parents,

her mother and father should be like, what are you doing? We didn't raise you like that. What did they? Probably did. Maybe. Probably their little angel, man. I don't know.

But if I saw my daughter, fuck, I would call her up immediately and go, I want you to fucking apologize, get on a video camera and apologize to everybody Who was at that and all the you fucking say sorry? Wait, but you just said you should never apologize You shouldn't apologize if you're a comedian. Ah, if you were doing a joke I think if you're if Kathy Griffin was out there trying to make people laugh and she fucked up

Just shut your mouth. Take it. And then here's here's where go, okay, you said sorry, which there was that no apologies thing. I think as comics, I've done stuff that I went, I thought I didn't wanna do that. I went, I feel bad about it, and I'd like to say sorry. I'm okay with that too, if that's the way you feel. But you don't go and stop blaming white old men and say fuck Trump and become the victim. When if you never took the photo, you wouldn't be in the situation.

You made your choices. That's my view. I think, yeah, if you want to apologize for something you said or did, I think that, you know, there's maturity in that, you know, as an artist, I think if you're apologizing for the reaction it caused, that's a little an artist, I think if you're apologizing for the reaction at cause, that's a little more. She was, by the way. Yeah, exactly.

Right. She doesn't, yeah, she would, if that was a hit and people loved it, stand by it. Oh my God. She have shirts made. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I just pulled this.

I'm distracted. I'm sorry. Don't ever do that again. Sorry. I'm distracted. I'm sorry. Don't ever do that again. Sorry. I'm glad.

So like I, I, I, um, I don't know. I think that, uh, I think this girl right here, I don't, but I don't think she should have been fired. Do you? It depends on what her job is. I mean, if she's the one like bringing the news. I don't know what she does to the news place She's like an editor the weather girl. She doesn't affect her editing. I think she can still she is the news person No, she's not I don't know station, but I don't know what her role is

Well, then you mentioned it. It is like ultimately these are all financial decisions where they have to think to themselves. Will we lose more money by keeping this person? Will the amount of people that tune out? You know what I mean? That's what happened with Gilbert Gottfried a few years ago. Like, Aflac was moving into Asian markets and he made fun of tsunami victims. And so they have to openly look at that of like, you know, we make this much by having him. What was he, what was he saying?

Was it funny? The good thing about like, yeah, tsunami is if you lose your girlfriend, another one will come floating by. That's pretty fun. Yeah, he's like, if you don't like this house, it'll be in another, like, if you don't like the neighborhood, your house is in, it'll be in another neighborhood soon. But they had to look at that and be like, but those were markets that they were trying to move in on as a company. That's the best is after that happened.

They fired him and then they've tried to find a new Aflac person and Nick DePaul will get an email from his agent. He like, you want to go out? They just fired this guy. You want me to be the guy? I heard the guy that they ended up getting was just like some office dude and they just pamed shit. Oh, really? Yeah, he's not that very good.

I pitched a movie kind of like the Mark Walberg movie Rockstar. We're just a guy at a afloch convention just saying afloch so well, they pulled him out of the crowd and then he became a real slow burner. Why didn't they just don't they own the recordings? But He never says anything but AF like couldn't they just keep the recordings that they had a girlfriend? Yeah, it's like I am Bruce. Yeah. How much is Vin getting paid for that? Give him fucking a give him a hundred bucks and call it a day. Did any of you like 860 like that would be the worst but most

fun video to watch just 1660. I am group halfway through. I am group someone's breaking a banana open farm. He's a more protein. There's a video him like walking around the set on stilts to like feel more like a tree. It's so embarrassing. That guy's method. That's so ridiculous. He he takes himself, I follow him on Instagram and Jesus Christ. He takes himself so f**k this serious.

But here's the thing though. To his day, man. He, he was out of the business. Basically, they kind of wrote him out. He wasn't getting parts. And then this move, that movie fast. The furious came up and he took, he basically owned some of it. He owns a big chunk of it.

And it wound up being a stupid hit. Now he's a player. He's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's done. Yeah. After all that should happen. He was kind of fainting out, you know, and that movie saved. I mean, he's, he's a multi, multi, multi, fucking. But he started off making short films that he wrote and directed himself. And that's how we got in saving private Ryan. Have you seen how he actually started out? That's like a break dancer. Have you seen the video?

Handbrake that out? I think it's break dancing. Does he have hair? No, I don't think so. No. Do you know that I worked at a pool in the snack shop and you blew Vin Diesel for popcorn and they tell you all about it when he sees you again. My boss is best friend dated Vin Diesel before he was famous.

Really? And she broke up with him because she thought he was too lazy. Lazy. Oh, wow. Where's that asshole now? She yeah. Oh, she did that. Where's that asshole now? Yeah Which one is he? That's the black one. That's Will on the left.

He's another thing I don't want to do. Hang on one second. Joe Joe we should do this Love to step step body. We can we do this? I love do I can do that so far everything they've done I can do I can't do the other one neat thing It would take me two minutes like a baby elephant getting down a one day stage it But that before the camera the other guy in the video went on to be the cop in that Philly video I live my life on his skin at a time It's not really very good No, no, no is on point. Look at those pops, man.

He's doing whatever it's not pop. You can see who is gonna be a star even then. Right there, go play it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They look like they're trying to memorize the moves. Yeah. Ooh! What? Oh, get in there. Get in there.

Oh, get in that part. Oh, you kicked him in the ball! Oh, you kicked him in the dick! Oh, get in there. They step. Oh, I'm coming through. Oh, look, air-humping. Oh, that's hot.

Oh, that was good. That was good. That was good, man. I think that was the best Fendizle movie I've ever seen. There's one where he's selling toys at like a toy fair. He's an actor. He's an actor that is demonstrating how like a nerf gun works. It's really great. He is, I mean, he's actually pretty good at break dancing.

That was good. That last move was pretty good. That was pretty good, man. That's gonna have to be a Joe move. If he's actually pretty good at break dancing. That was good that last move was pretty good man That's gonna have to be a Joe move. He's black right? Something yeah, like he can't a mode on screen, but he can pop and lock pretty well She can't spell diesel Nistety not national I'm not gonna say. I want to say that.

It's ethnicity, not nationality. Oh. Jesus Christ. You really are. You're a boy. You've got a lot of work to do. She is a boy. What did you see her chest?

I know. Nationality. It's a city. Oh, no. I T. Y. You're good. Okay. ethnic T. I love you, though.

I'm gonna have you watch Sesame Street for the months of week. English, German, German Scottish and Irish He's a doctor No, his adopted father is African American He's not African American No, definitely a person of color right there His biological father, the background

Has said that himself is definitely a person of color Yeah, he's black, that means black, color means black Yeah, this usually knows three words for black people Yeah, he has black African American and the other one. The Jersey version. The Rio time version. I apologize to everybody listening to this show. He has black features, something I would never have.

He's so good looking. Yeah, I have black features of the worst. Look at his childhood pictures. Yeah. Oh my pictures. Yeah. Oh my God. He's getting wider. It seems. Yeah.

Michael Jackson. You mean more accessible. Yeah. His, his, uh, he's very, he takes himself in a lot, this happens to a lot of people that become famous and sometimes comics too. They get really introspective and very, you know, with their fans. And they, when they talk to that camera, they talk, hey guys, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything we've, we've done this together.

I will give him one thing that I respect as a nerd, which is that he made like a hundred million dollar blockbuster based around his Dungeons and Dragons character. That one, the last witch hunter or whatever. That was his done. He plays D&D. He has a tattoo that's his Dungeons and Dragons character. Oh, so he's a nerd. It's going.

Coming out that Evan knows an exceptional amount about Vin Diesel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, listen, I was saying. I was saying. Yeah. Is he gay? I'm talking to Jaw about you. Is he gay? Yeah. I think the most Evan ever cried was when Paul Walker died because he considered him family. Really? Right now, he's matching it. Yeah. Yeah. He was my family. Been a long day.

What is that? That's the point. Wow. Can I hear a little bit of the more that body, please? Please, I want to hear a little more. That was good. I forget the words. Come on.

It's so emotional. Sing it. I don't hear the lyrics. Look how fat. Stop it. That's me that's not He's really tearing up You cry a little bit all right. I know it was a great man. I know I was a great You're just a good man. He did a lot for charity and you know, he cared about his character

It was about family guys. It's the franchise was about family stop Listen to me. The please don't do anything. Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Doesn't it? Oh, I think it's so happy. That looks like if a hot dog came to life. Oh my god, look at this herniated belly button just like mine. Oh yeah, I love it. He's smoking a cigarette too. There's another photo. I do know how do you know every soda ice is just do I do. Is that is that dog?

Look he's smoking a cigarette I told you. Is that dominoes to red? Oh, yeah. Fatty is. I'm so glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm so glad. Thank you, buddy. I'm glad we're, buddy. What happened?

He's just, we just woke up. Yeah, he just, he's not sucking. Are you nuts? He gets in good shape during the afternoons. Robert, he's coming for your role. My dinner role. Hey, listen, I want you to sing that song again, please. I do.

I want to hear it. We can all sing together. I want you to sing. You know what I mean? Don't. Don't. I can't hear it every day without you, my friend. And I tell you all about it when I see you again. And we're all going to cry now.

Keep going. Keep going. I don't know anymore. I don't. I don't. It's a favorite song. It's a good dude. I'm all right.

What's your favorite song? You have a great singing voice. What's your favorite song? Journey last time we were here. what's your favorite song? I'm saying good, dude. I'm alright. What's your favorite song? Are you ever great singing what you said journey last time we were here? What's your favorite song? I'm Probably Joe Cocker's margarine. What's that go? That's a good one. How's it go? I mean are we doing it? It's uh What is it? Oh God, it's not is this big is this cuz I watch this I don't make you feel comfortable Joe sing a song for me buddy Yeah, here we go watch this See that was supposed to make me feel comfortable. Yeah, now sing your song. I feel a little less comfortable Let me hear it. Well here. I'll sing with Joe Cocker. Yeah

By the way Joe Cocker in that freestrian looks a little less comfortable. Let me hear it. I'll sing with Joe Cocker. Yeah. By the way, Joe Cocker and that freesphere looks a little bit like Kathy Griffin during her apology. Yeah. Hold on. He's a each time I go to town. I'll see your face in a cloud. And when I come back home, I call your name out loud.

See, I'm like average. It's very. I thought it was good. That's below average. That's below. Yeah. I thought we're singing. I liked it. I liked to come out of you. It makes you better than the comedy. Yeah.

Suck a comedy, sir. I'm all right. I'm kidding. I wasn't going to say I can't believe I'm fat. This makes you to say how happy this makes me that Vin Diesel Vin Diesel got this fat. I like that. I like that his bed his worst day is your best day. Oh This podcast getting we're insulting my Put on your mind. You know why it was just too eager, Mike. Yeah, I've been stumbled at it at the beginning. I was doing all I know.

You fell off the bike and you got back on. Hey, I stand by my arm, which is holy written fadja. What's that? Thinking about how fat he is right there. Look at him. No, he's really troubled. He's really like, what is he on? Is that a boat?

Look at his belly. It's, you know, it says, well, look at any like fit picture of him. He's sucking in what is he on is that a boat look at his belly? It's you know, it's a well look at any like fit picture of him He's sucking in and flexing baby. It's okay. It looks like he just saw the new triple likes movie You got it already. Yeah, keep it on your shirt. That was a good one. It was all right Hey listen, here's a deal this proves to me that all these guys do fucking Roy's oh, yeah Yeah, they do right. Oh yeah. Yeah. They do. Oh my god. They go on. They go on. What do they call them packs? What do they call them? Uh, cycles. Yeah. As soon as he gets a movie, he goes, he, he, he

eyes a trainer, cuts the diet down, goes on a cycle and then gets shredded again. That's what I need. I need a cycle. No, a bicycle. No, I said, get to school. Shut up. That's all I need. What do you mean? No. I should know. No, I said get to school. Shut up. Shut up. What do you mean, no? I should get a... No, it's gonna shut down your organs. You can't do stuff like that. How is it gonna shut that head?

Didn't shut down his over? They get the million dollar stuff, though. How much psych, what do you do? What kind of roads do you do? I do. No, I don't do anything. I drink protein. Shakes.

That's it. And I lift a lot of weights. What about you, Joe? What kind of man being psych? What kind of cycles are you on? Whatever I want to eat, I weights. What about you Joe? I'm in the cycle. I'm in cycles you want. I eat whatever I want to eat. I try to cut down the soda and I work out every day. You work out every day. Yeah.

What do you do? Let's go sometime. I do. Well, feather dust thing is considered a workout. I got a pretty good bond, bro. You do have a nice. I know. I mean, I look like him.

No, I mean, have you seen ultimate warrior? You got to be pretty good. Well, that back then I was that was my drinking day. Pretty ripped. I looked a little rough. I'll put it where I was. It was a little fuzzy. It was a great bit. I just think it's great that he got fat.

You know what that means? That someday he's going to get his... It could have long podcast. No. He's going to get Marlon Brando at the end of his career fat. Someday he's going to say fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, it's happening to Johnny Depp right now.

He's losing it. Yeah, dude. He's losing it. He's losing it. He's losing it. He's losing it. Yeah, dude. He's a real loose around the neck. Oh, these guys get a loose neck. Well, you know, they're old. Johnny Depp's neck right now. They also have a lot of people taking care of them. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? So when you stop giving a fuck about that is when you start getting fucking old. You look sexy to me. Look, Johnny Depp, he's got this scary man right there. Yeah. Lauren, who's like the sexiest celebrity right now?

Mark Wahlberg. Really got to fuck up. Yeah. Wow. Love him. He's my favorite. Really? I know what you know.

He's perfect. What is that shit? You don't fucking go up. Hey, do you want him to do things to your vagina that he did to an Asian guy in the late 80s? He doesn't even have to move. Let me hear you. I get.

Look at that. Let me hear it. Rip get. Just man. Now, man. Let me hear it. Rip off. Let me hear it. Just go ahead. I'm the best friend you got in the world right now, pal. Okay. Let me tell you something. I know what you are. And I know what you're not. You know, fucking comic, Bobby.

Okay. There you go. There's a little one. Why do you have to throw me in? I don't know. I get, you know, you're a fuck. I was gonna bust your ball. I wasn't bust your ball. Look at his thighs.

Look at that. Yeah. Oh my God. What is it? What's about what about him? Do you like just what don't you like about that? His bad boy comes from the wrong side of the track. What's wrong side of the tracks? I don't know. He beat the shit out of me blinded a nation. He lived and it's away from me. I really got you live 10 minutes away from me, but they're already like half blind. Oh Why don't put full head of hair in there Bobby's right here. Hey She said abs to

Now could you just jerk off to a photo? I'm fascinated by female anatomy. Could you beat off, just look at a picture. That's not a video. I, whatever. That's a jack-ulation. Like, can you just look at a photo? Um, no. Get one off?

No. Of course, weird. You have to see the clock, right? No. No, but you could get them running, right? Like jogging down the beach? Yeah, that's pretty hard. There you go. We still won with Jennifer and her family's like beating himself up. We could all come

No, that probably fear is so far into the microphone Yeah, all right, can we not fucking get I mean look we get this jersey brought out with a corn dog Sliced pizza if we want to We get this jersey brought over the corn dog I said pizza if we want to tell I Let's let's find we get back to the conversation. I came to the pot right away from the videos and the You asked me when I'm trying to give to the conversation and you brought up him I think we should blank out the screen. I want to talk to my my friends

It's like an Evan. It's like the show is a fidget spinner. We start talking and then you guys are being morons first of all. We talked about a lot of interesting shit and opinions. I'm the only one with a fucking opinion around here. You fucking spying out every time and take the woman's side. I didn't. No, I'm defending the man. You're the man.

I defended the man. What man? The fucking. He's not a man. He's a fucking asshole for letting his girlfriend be an asshole I don't think he's an asshole. He's a pussy. I think he just I'm a Massageanistic I mean I'm talking about the guy though. I know I'm like against the Maybe you're equating his weakness with the female anatomy. That's a that's problem talk you'd be great in Jezebel Oh, you know what it was yeah, he is a Jezebel. Yeah, that's what Joe is a Jezebel. It's nice turn off. We'll talk. We'll talk real dog

You got half a fucking vagina you do I was new troll on the guy until he went up to will because then it's this this this whole thing It's not even like blaming the camera thing, but it's like that lets you know that that guy is ashamed of being with her and he can't leave Oh, of course he's a shame I'll tell you why she's a fucking she's really hot. Let's just get out. She's an attractive really attractive nice, but Philly girl with a nice butt nice day probably fox like oh my god She's probably insane and bad probably such thick like no one's ever such a dick before Okay, but you have to either, now that guy's what,

he's like a six maybe, probably one place. A seven and a half. All right, six, seven. He's a Philly nine, he's a Philly nine. Not a Philly nine, no way. I'm going to. You nuts. Philly nine.

Philly guys are Italian, fucking shredded. You know what I mean? Those are the Philly nines or I'll fucking long beard if you're a black dude shredded in shape tattoos. That guy's a fucking, that guy's a hipster that hooked up with some filling nines girlfriend. He's not a hipster. He probably has a sign that says must be English to eat here on a pussy. That guy's a bro.

He's not a hipster. You're out of your mind. That guy, a hipster walks up to a cob and goes, hey, I just want to thank Shake your hand. No, that's that's a bro. He's not a guy's a bro. You're out of your mind. That guy. A hipster walks up to a cob and goes, Hey, I just want to thank Shake your hand. No, that's that's bro. That's bro. I'm a bro. Hey man from a white guy. I don't you're okay. Hey man. Like fucking be cool. Put her here, man. Yeah. He's a bro. He's like, explain to me what a bro is. Give me an example of a bro. A bro is like, I know that. That's a half of me. A bro. that we know Andrew Schultz broy When you say yeah, yeah, you're it

Bro, we never seen him. Jared freed as a bro. He's his whole thing is like. Oh, yeah, he's like a Bro, the bro Bible. Yeah, yeah, no socks just well Shit, there we go. Yeah, why don't they not wear socks? I think it's a good show. It shows a wealth. But why not? They don't have a boat. A hipster is like, does Jared have a boat? It's like a guy with like, like flipping around BMW keys. He doesn't have a BMW.

It's just like, I got a boat somewhere. Do you like to do that? Do you like, bros? No, the shit out of me in high school and gave me the crippling personality I have now. Those bros, don't let them roll the ketchup. I'm gonna roll bro. A hipster's like skinny jeans, a fedora, fucking goofy glasses.

This guy's like a tall. That guy's a, that guy's a, anywhere else bro, but a Philly hipster. He's a Philly hipster. He's a Philly hipster. I'll take that. Oh, this hipster isn't Philly. I'm telling you.

I think he's a Philly hipster. The way that he even talked to Will was less confrontational. Yes. You would expect for how much Will was less confrontational. Yes. You would expect for how much tension was in that. You know what a bro would is? You know what a bro would have won eight. Not the phone out of his head.

Yeah. I would have been like, hey, get the enough. No, do not do that. It's a bad way. He was being tame because the camera's on and his dad's a lawyer and told him how to act when a camera's on. I'm saying he's closer to bro that he is to hipster. I say he's hipster.

I agree with you. I agree with Mike. And Mike agrees with me. No, Mike said the same hips I say he's hipster I agree with you. I agree with Mike and Mike agrees No, Mike said the same I said Mike said Philly hipster bro You but in that you bro to be saying it. Oh now I'm a bully now. I'm a fucking bully. I didn't say your day I did not say a thing you Any time somebody doesn't agree with you. They're bullying. I said bro. Oh, you're a victim now. You're a victim In victim Joe very well

You're a victim now you're a victim. I'm not a fucking victim, Joe. I'm doing very well. I'm very intent. I'm very happy. Stop pulling a Kesha. If I was Kesha, I would just say stop raping me. I'm leaving. That's actually her new single. It's been pretty great.

It was written by Prince. This last song. It was a song. And to Kesha, I give my greatest work. And now I kill myself. Speaking of killing yourself and Prince, I was listening to Chris Cornell sing. Nothing compares. Very sad.

Prince wrote it. He's dead. Cornell singing it. He's dead. Just. It's an easy only one still alive. Unfortunately. Yeah unfortunately Jesus Christ she looks like me

I fucking I Cornell singing it is spectacular and I don't want to bring it up don't bring it up don't bring it up don't bring you go they can go listen to it after don't just listen to Joe can you listen to me all right I was the one that said stuff pulling up the video though. Yeah, that's why I'm telling her stop He yelled at you for pulling up video and then he's like oh you I did I did first of all I yelled at you It's your show. Why would you yell at me on my show? I spoke to you sternly I made a suggestion and then

Everybody can I tell you something there's one thing I fucking hate I really do hate victims I Hate him. I hate people who become victims. I don't know why. I just don't like it. Everybody- That was my point about Kesha. Everybody gets fucked up. Well, she got raped. Oh. I'm not talking real- You didn't know that. You read it. No, I know. I'm not talking real-

Your favorite show is on order special assholes unit. I'm on talking like September 11th victims. Yeah. This clock sack is fell out of the building. What should I hang in there? Take a burn. You ever hear about those six million whiny assholes in Germany?

Right that building to the ground. She doesn't worse than a Columbine kid. I'm not talking about real victims. I'm talking about. Well, here's a blamer. I'm talking. Where's the band in? I'm holding it. Squeeze the juice out of it.

I could have given it to some other people. I know you could have. She could have got it, but she's a producer. So she don't count. I'm kidding. You count. You count. I love you. She can't count. No, don't throw it. that love you. She can't count No, don't throw it take it back. You can't just throw it away give it to him

Listen, I meant to give it to her. I listen to her strength and face I think who has the best feeling like a victim. I really don't like, I don't know what that is. You have the best male line. I don't, I hate you. I hate it. I just have to pee, I'm sorry. Oh, I'll do it on my chest. I have to pee.

Sorry, God. Why would you say that? I don't know, I got excited. I got nervous. I mean, you stick it for winning, and then you do use it like that. Damn, it's right there. Let's hang it.

I hate, shake, victim. Shh. We're going to hear the stream. Like that Let's hang on safe victim We're gonna hear the stream. It's gonna sound like a 50-year-old divorce woman peeing You bring a microphone over there. This actually does smell like pink. Um Victims I was just trying to hear her pee a big Georgie Jersey gash Like a pony A pony standing on dirt Shhh I'm angry cobra You hate self-appointing victims. I do. I think the people who make

themselves a victim. Yes. This girl became a victim. She fucked up. She got kicked out of the club and all of a sudden she's the victim. It just I don't understand it. I don't get it. Kathy Griffin made herself a victim immediately because it's like what I don't get it do you I mean do you like that? No I don't like it. I hate I hate the one girl's excuse was issues on drugs I mean like if your personality is so bad that you have to say you were on drugs because you acted that way It's a bad person. That's just a bad person look Look, you're on drugs and you're still choosing to see comedy like you're still choosing to put yourself in a

Live public space She also wasn't on drugs. She was like very Sometimes I looked out to the crowd and see some fucking hot chick on her phone or talking to her friends and their friends Like looking at her and trying to stay focused on me But don't want to be an asshole to her and they're just enablers. It's like enablers for alcoholism. You know, there's people that enable people to be alcoholics for much.

As soon as people stop enabling people, they hit bottom and have to face reality and have to change their lives or die. Well, there's money in outrage culture too. It's like, you remember the whole cancel co-bear, not the recent thing, but the thing when he made fun of like Asians on Comedy Central. That woman became like a national speaker. She does tours and colleges and makes a shit ton of money.

The woman who started that hashtag, because she did a few interviews when it was a big thing and now she's got like an agent and stuff. That's the thing is, it's now an economy. Absolutely. This is complaining about things and I'm a victim. That's the thing is that's now an economy. This is complaining about things and I'm a victim. It's becoming its own economy. You can get a job by going, this is bullshit. That's bullshit. This is wrong.

That's wrong. They go, put her up, get her. Well, that's your thing like, I don't think people realize it. It's like in the asshole. We get it. Stop. That bugs me too that we have to go for him because someone might listen. Well, I'm being ironical. You understand all these things. Okay.

Well, you're acting like you don't. Yes, son of a gun. But I'm on the side of that language. I'm on it. I listen. I'm I didn't hear. I didn't hear. Come up first grammar.

She got you. Ironical. That's ironical also. No, it's ironic. I know. I'm saying ironical. Ironically, you're being dumb. And I wrote it is a word, I believe. That being dumb and I rock is a word I believe as a most

It's a favorite song from Atlanta Alex She just she literally just went it's ironic She's trying to teach you Joe. Yes, sir. I don't like that. It is a bit. That's true. I know you fucking hold on You just box for a second But Joe I Sound like a droid. I think it's true that people, you have to be careful what you say. That's why I love Nick DePaul's new show.

You don't give a shit. He's just Nick. One new show. He's not serious. He's fucking, he's just Nick. And he's taught, and it's like, look, I don't agree with everything he says, but I'm not so much of a fucking pussy

that I need him to clarify everything so that I feel comfortable. No, it's right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's a six society we're living. It's a sickness. To me, the person that watches Bill Maher and goes, he should be fired. His boom operator, his writing staff,

they should all be fired. He should lose everything he worked for because he said a word that I hear 300 times a day from Asian people and Indian people in Puerto Rico and my gym. Everyone was yelling it. And black people. If you're gonna get fired for it,

maybe we shouldn't be yelling at Starbucks. Literally two Starbucks employees. The national gym. Do you know where you're going to, by the way? I go to the gym. We gotta work employees. What? In Sanashina or Jim? Do you remember you going to, by the way? I go to the gym. We get to work out. I've never seen a gym.

Literally, I've never seen a Chinese guy at the gym. Literally, I'm at Starbucks. There's two employees calling each other the end word. I'm like, if you're getting fired and you're the worst person on earth for saying it on TV, maybe these two employees shouldn't be yelling at each other. How did you ask for your job?

Or your job fire. It's goofy. And it's a six-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-ci-sci-sci-sci-ci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-ci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-sci-ci-sci-sci-sci-sci I identify as a liberal, but this new liberalism liberalism should be compassion like oh a guy got arrested who committed a crime Well, let's see his father fucking beat him and left him and he's born in the projects and and his fucking Racism and so he did this thing and we should give him another chance, which I believe But this white guy says the end we should lose his job. He shouldn't be able to work What kind of compassion is that what What, how is that liberal? It's not an bananas to me. Defending someone saying the N word sounds a lot better in a Boston accent.

Uh, don't he? He used the N word I did. I did. I agree with you. I agree with you. I didn't know Malice didn't call someone the N word. Didn't say any hate speech. Was joking.

No hatred made a fucking off the cuff joke online TV. I didn't even, I wasn't even the even the hard or right? It was like a... Yeah, and apologizing. I'm not even condoning. I'm not even saying we should all be allowed to say the end word blah blah. I don't even give a fuck. The idea, I'm just talking about these people that are like that guy should be fired and I'm going to attempt to get him fired. How does that bring you any amount of joy? How is your life better for that? Why is it sick? It's a sickness. But for a guy like that, who's that outspoken, who's that opinionated for 20 years,

why, now okay, did he really apologize, or did he really, why did he just come on, go look, I was kidding, I joke all the time, I've said it before, other people have said it on my show, I joke, I make fun of white people, I say racist stuff all the time in just to joke, to get a point across, and I was kidding. It was a joke, and some people didn't find it funny,

but that's too fucking bad. We talked about this last night, and the fact that the people, some of the audience still clapped and laughed, shows how good that warm-up guy is. It ain't like that. I wonder what a matter what he says, you just give it your best.

And Joey Cola. And my people come on and use the N-Werber list move on. Billy Martin from Boston. Is the one guy. Yeah. And he's an executive producer. And that's the thing too. So he should lose his job. All the writers should lose their job. It's so goofy. And I'm not saying fucking hey, everyone say the N-Werber. I'm just saying that's like, well, that's so crazy that the fire is.

I think a lot of it, I think, you know, one of the things is that him having Miloan earlier in the year already puts a target on his back for someone who condones hate speech, not that I'm saying that he should be fired for this, but then that, and it's the idea that it's just the guy who's the president.

We can't get fired. We're just trying to get rid of anyone else. Right. What I'm not saying is right. No, it's we're at the point where anybody can speak up, give themselves a title and take somebody's life away. If they say something, they don't deem appropriate. Well, that's crazy.

That's crazy. It's not just that's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy, too. It's crazy, Bill. But, but here's the, and that, the UK, you get it fucking rested. They'll fucking arrest you. Montreal, Montreal, Mike Ward, 30,000. Vancouver, yeah.

These other countries do this. We're one of the last countries. India, they have sensor police. It's scary and comedian should be, and then when I see comedians on the side of like, he should be fired. I'm like, that's your fucking crazy. Yeah, crazy.

It gives these people like a sense of achievement who don't deserve any sense of achievement. Like they feel like they did something like together. Having an X-rayed like an Rated Arc on adult comedy show in the future is gonna be like bootleg booze back in the 30s. You're gonna be like, a little sliding door is gonna open. It's gonna be Will Sovins. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

what's the password? What's the password? It's just crazy. Pickles, I'll go. Pickles, I'll come on in. Context is like a easy but the thing that looks like you're doing is watching girls. And now context doesn't matter and then actions don't matter.

It doesn't matter how he behaves or treats anybody or what he did. He did nothing physical to anybody. He's not trying to do it. And he stood up for black people and their black rights and he's on the side of minorities. For years. For years. He's stuck up for so many people and given him a platform. He's given the left to platform for 20 years

Okay, and he's also what I mean he's not a liberal. He's not a full liberal But he's he kind of leans left I mean I think the thing that he said that got him fired from ABC was funny the thing about I said the same thing Yeah, what happened calling terrorist cowards? Oh was funny. The thing about I said the same thing. Yeah, what happened? Colleen terrorist cowards. Oh God. I mean, more importantly, blue apron is one of the freshest, the number one fresh ingredients and recipe delivery service in the country. Blue apron is mission is to make incredible home cooking accessible to everybody. Blue apron achieves this by what?

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Don't go get cold cuts. I'll eat a couple days and then I'll have a son of a cheese and I forget they're there. All of a sudden she's tossing a whole thing of honey roasted ham. You know when I keep band aids in the freezer? Why? For cold cuts. So. That was good. I like that. How? Skellywag. Cooking together, Bill. You should be fired like that. Ow! Skellywag! Cooking together, Bill. You should be fired for that.

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Shut up. Don't say that. What? She has to go blind. I got her. I wanted that filled with non-comics. I don't need her coming in going. I'm gonna spot. Can I leave early?

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Is that Ernest? It is. Yeah. And when you, what'd you do down there? I did a show, Tom Dustin's got to, by the way, my buddy Tom Dustin, you know, Tom Dustin, he put in the album out.

It's called dangerous. Every time you bring him up, you got to do this plug for him. It's brand new. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Every time false falsehood. Every time you bring it up.

He came out a week ago. Every time you bring up Tom Dustin, you gotta plug him like, like something's wrong with him. Like he's got cancer. We gotta help him out. He's been smoking for 20 years. He's gonna have cancer before the end of the episode.

So you're gonna feel bad. I'm a fan of Tom Dustin. Okay. Well, can you let me say the name of his album? Maybe people will buy it. Well, I'm trying to add more hype to it if you let me do my thing. I'm sorry. I didn't know what you're doing Yeah, I'm trying to keep saying Tom Dustin Tom and the people are gonna hate him a love him But they're still gonna go by his thing But you gotta get so fucking victimized and so fucking feminized that you gotta go what's going

Can I just see my friends in instead of using a little improv and comic into it? Sorry, who's the one person that fucking defended our rights to say jokes? Me! Hello! She is better than most of the people in this world. She's better than Scopo, let's just say that. Is he in the room? You keep him here? Ha ha ha ha ha.

I am beyond the curtain. So the first time he's ever been behind a curtain, it's like, that was the attempt to do. I got it. He's been doing the coaster. Stop it. Oh man. You got me. Listen, I guess now it's called dangerous now. It just came out. Yes. And you go check it out. He's a great comic. Yeah. That's only that you had to compliment her by insulting the rest of her. Thanks. Yeah.

You see, you're just such a pansy, Joe. You sit there and you stick up for the only, because she has a vagina and she's a girl, and you feel bad for her. No, I do feel bad for her. She looks wise, but I think she's being funny. She should have a bike and a dog and a basket. Yeah. And green face, right? Not yet. Being funny, she should have a bike and a dog and a basket. Yeah.

Yeah. And green face, right? Not yet. Also, I was talking at the beginning of the movie. Oh, right, right. In the tornado. I'm not that bad. That movie's so great.

I'm talking about how great that movie is. Do you want to talk about it for a few minutes? What? You want to talk about the Wizard of Oz? The Wizard of Oz? I mean, you brought it up. I mean, what's that? I'll fucking do it.

Let's do it. First of all, it's great. First of all, it's the most reference movie. And people don't woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a man. I'm in the woods of a years ago, people still see that dog go, Toto, your little Toto dog, they look at her and go, look at her witch. It's amazing. Yeah, look at you and they think of a scarecrow. Oh, my God. With her thoughts,

I'd be thinking I could be, you know, the lady, we could actually do that in the light. And it literally is a heartless tin man, and I'm a cowardly lion. Holy fuck. Yeah, he's a kid. Oh my. I have a heart, man.

You're a walker, so you're gonna be Dorothy. You're gonna be Dorothy. You're gonna be Dorothy. Well, they did tie. She approved my point. No, the way to which. Dorothy. I know why you're Dorothy. I read a story about what was her toes? What's her name?

Teta. Garland. Judy Garland. She's supposed to be a 12 year old girl, but she was, she was older. They had to tie her tits down. Right. You're Dorothy.

So I'm Dorothy. Cowardly lion is okay. Skopo is a little person who hung himself on stage. Skopo is not here anymore. I'm the scarecrow because you're going to miss me the most. And he's the Wizard of Oz. Yes he is. The mighty behind the machine.

Wait, now Skopo is the man behind the curtain. Yeah. He's right here. Skopo is not on the show anymore. I know, Demdow, we made a joke about Skopo, but behind the curtain, you're fruit. We can have Norton doing behind the closet. More in the closet.

I'm a big, I didn't want to find you too crazy with it. Anyway, that's a great movie. It is a great movie. I think, you know, when I go to California and I stay in L.A. I stay at the Culver Hotel, which is where all the little people, wicked, which the midget stayed. Can I say midgets? which is where all the little people, the Midget stayed. Can I say Midgets? The little Midget, little people, the Munchkin stayed.

They rented out the Culver City Hotel and they were, and they were fucking wet nuts. They were animals. There was a whole movie on it. They were fucking each other, gambling, smoking, drinking. They ruined the hotel. Really? I feel like I already had the Kesha Doctor look thing, but I did just read an article about how they harassed Judy Garland on set and we're just fucking monsters.

Yeah. They were just they were like peaking under her dress and shit. Yeah. They would just fuck yeah, because you got you got to understand some of those people make up of all the people. Yeah, all of them. Yeah, the why pop guild. Oh, geez. Jesus. The good mushrooms were like, he doesn't represent all of the POP kids.

Yeah, but most of the bunch kids were 48. Yeah, and you look at them. It's like a couple of kids. Yeah, oh yeah. Cause I read about that there was 120 and they could only wrangle 108. That's racist. I mean, that's probably all of them in the world.

And then they're like, fuck, we need 12 more. Yeah, that's the same with mean, that's probably all of them in the world. And then they're like fuck when he 12 more I was just seeing with the Ewoks right unless someone were kids. Yeah, we're weak Davis was a kid. He was 12 when he played wicked Yeah, that movie was alienate Joe every day. He hates any everything I do. I love Star Wars. What are you talking about? I like Star Wars. I mean you rock taking it off topic. You don't know how to topic it all Little people What are you talking about? I like stuff. I mean you're all taking it off topic. You don't know to see on the topic at all. That was a little people. That was your name again. My name is a Joe list. I think the Wizard of Oz the first one, but what I find fascinating first one. What are you talking about? Well, because they have the Wiz. Oh, that scared the shit out of them. They have the Wiz. And then they have returned to us. And then they had what's the one on the Broadway? Wicked. Wicked, which is how wicked how wicked witches you just said. Sorry, that was fun. You went wicked, which is.

Pretty that was amazing. Wicked witches and she didn't write that down. What did I do with man wicked, wicked, wicked, masturbating to Mark Wahlberg. Oh, Every day. Oh, that's right below retard face. Thanks for bringing it up again. She if you saw wicked not to get to you know gay on you. Um, I love guys. Me too. Unlike everybody else in here.

We love gays. Why don't we love gay? I love gay guys. I live with a gay people. I watch lesbian. I live with a gay people. Of course, you don't have a gay people anymore. Everyone watches Lesbian porn. That's not a personality. We assumed you got that shirt from. I see what happens when the videos off. And it kind of unifies people. Listen, the videos we're on for a minute, we had a lot of stuff to talk about you're talking about a lot of us. There's a lot of things going on

Okay, and we got it out and it's good because you stop patting yourself on the fucking back All right, I'm sorry your dad didn't go. Hey, I'm proud of you as much as you needed it What did Ellen tell you like you're like the mom everything's giving that has to be like isn't it great? We're all here family. Yeah, it's fucking Thanksgiving Yeah, I'm the guy in the I'm in the moment. I'm reminding has to be like isn't it great we're all here family. Yes, it's fucking Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'm the guy in the I'm in the moment. I'm reminding everyone to be in the moment. Lauren's looking at her phone. If you're in her brain, she literally feel ahead of her. Oh, no, you I love that you guys are against each other now. Listen,

I feel like wicked, wicked, which is wicked. They had it was how the green one became wicked. Very interesting. Very now you understand the princess, the good witch, correct me from wrong Michael. Was a cunt was jealous of the wicked witch. They use that word in the play. They do. She flies down and goes, you cunt. It sounds better when aina Menzel is thinking. The great. She's great. What I liked about that one is that she started it,

got interrupted, waited for a seam, finished it. See how quick I'm gonna kick her right or see, but she doesn't stop. Listen, she seemed was she again, the power trip. She went on after that compliment. Oh my god. I'm not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You created a monster, Joe. She has a self-esteem of Lewis. I am the best. Fucking three guys in fucking Black shirt told you that three years ago,

from the Creek in the Cave. She's the divorce. Now we know it's a fucking network. Listen, listen to me. I'm listening. Now we know it's a fucking network. Listen. Listen to me. I'm listening. I've been listening all day. I'm laughing. So the shut up. Stop telling us how much fun it is.

We know. Did you call it Creek and Cave, like the way a Russian would? Which way is Creek and Cave? What are you doing with that burger? Where is that burger going? What burger? There's a one that came in. You want a burger pointing at my face, and I didn't even know.

I have no burger. Something happened. It was an inch. It's on. I know. But then you figure out like, I put it out just in case it was a booker and I flick the two-ponged chin. That booker is that that booker is too good jokes away from being the new producer. I keep flicking bookers on a chin. How do you think your chin got so big and long? I listen. So the the wicked witch was nice and cool. Okay, really nice. She was bullied.

Right, she was bullied into being this fucking evil because she was green and they made fun of her and she was different and they made fun of her and then she got the guy and the the good witch supposedly quote unquote the white witch get it white which Jesus wound up bullying her into fun and then she went in and she became the wicked witch and then all of a sudden they then became friends right yeah buddy Epson was the original 10 man but the paint made him allergic yeah and they would do it just to do it yeah he was so there you go. So that we talked about.

And then they fucking burnt up the witch too. That explosion burnt the witch. Yeah, literally one of the... What happened? The original explosion, yeah, when they actually arrived. There was like a different witch or... I mean, it was the same one. She got all burnt up.

Hmm. Really? Like Michael Jackson? Like, hurt? Yeah, like James Hetfield. Here's a question. If water destroys her, then what did she ever drink and how did she pee without just burning down her legs or bathe it but buddy I mean you don't have to drink if you're a witch you know she's a witch yeah but you still got to need water and stuff blood the blood of children and midgets he's watching see Wonder Woman dog no I did not see Wonder Woman

you see it yeah you like it um it was it was a move. It was exactly like all the other ones, but it was fun. 917-261-6831-631 if you saw Wonder Woman, please call up. Tell us what you think. Oh, the Wizard of Oz. I want to see Wonder Woman. I'm a big fan of course of DC. I like DC. I like Marvel better. I'm a Marvel. George Perez's 1987 Wonder Woman run. No, I'm not, I'm not fucking, I'm not Joe DeRosa, where I think DC is way better than I think Marvel has a, a hand up in movies. I think DC makes good TV shows. You think. has always had better ideas, but Marvel's always had better characters. They fled dark, dark, dark, dark, dark.

Yeah, I mean, D.C. I mean, Wonder Woman, I love Wonder Woman. She's great. But, you know, I mean, you got Superman. What they did is they made Superman. They fucked it up for all the other ones. You don't need another. Who else do you need? Yeah, and Batman's an asshole who kills people. Yeah, with guns. They fucked it up for all the other ones. You don't need another. Who else do you need? Yeah. And Batman's an asshole who kills people with guns. Well, you should kill people and they should show that, but they don't. No, you shouldn't.

Why? That's the one role that we got. Sorry. I'm weird. I mean, now Joe is like, can we please watch a video? Just please, can we fucking? 917-2616-8 one. Is that the number?

Yep. Uh, one of one was mediocre. And I love that my wife hated it more than I did. It feels like it's brought us closer together. Really? You didn't like it? It was okay, but it was, you know what? I don't think it was that progressive. And my, my wife thinks it was even less progressive than I do.

Tell me why. Because. Tell me why. I've seen her. She's a boy. Tell me why. Because... Tell me why. I've never seen a heart before. Tell me why. Ain't nothing but a little more. Tell me why. I never wanna hear you say.

Then I wanted that away. Sometimes when you break down from the heart I got to know that I see that things are falling apart from the way that they used to be. Wow. Keep going. You go deep down inside of me. I'll be. That's all ever. Um, so no, the, the, the big problem

with the movie is that she is from an island of only women and is a fucking moron Which which my wife beautifully said fucking retard that needs everything explained to her and it just shows how Incompetent women are What is this between your legs? Is that a penis? Is that pea where's the penis? What do you do with penis like that type of explain? Oh, yeah, like literally that's a scene in the movie Is that a penis? Where's the penis? What do you do with penis? Like that type of explain? Oh yeah.

Like literally that's a scene in the movie. That's why I have this whole in my life. That's a genuine scene in the movie. Yes. But my counter to that though, is that she's an alien on a different planet. She's not on a different planet. She has a different world.

A different world. A different world. A different region. It's just a different region, dude. It's like she's from fuck of her Netherlands. A little like a different dimension. Then mascara is of her. A little to get to her. Yeah, another portal is a man. It's more or less boilers, boilers, boilers, boilers.

It's not a spoiler. Well, some people haven't seen it. Don't want to know there's a portal. It's not a spoiler. All right, spoiled 100% of the wins, or whatever the fuck? We just spoiled that Wilson Vince cop video. We just saw the whole thing. Yeah. All right, go ahead. I said spoiled. So now it's up to you. I'm just saying she's in a different, uh, whatever the nerd term is it. She's never seen a man before or a war.

She doesn't understand war. Right. She just know she wouldn't understand. I actually not understand war. What's a Judy Gold fought in a war against the God of war? She should understand how war is a Judy gold fought in a war against the God of war. She should understand how war is a Judy gold nothing I think that if you're watching that wonder woman and saying this is my son is that you're gonna have a tough time watching anything Hey, it was I mean she fucking beats the Germans. I mean she's winning the war. I Love that she beats the god of captain America did the same thing She was the god of the vocabulary she beats the God of Captain America did the same thing. She beats the God of the Captain America.

She beats the God of war at the end of World War One, but World War Two still happens. So it's like maybe Ares was good for the world. Maybe he just kept things in check because without him around, you have the Holocaust and nuclear palms. Yeah, but then Captain America stepped in and stopped that different universe. Definitely. I know a different universe. Then you crossed the screen. I'm sorry. Definitely. I know a different universe.

Then you cross the screen. I'm sorry. How are we going to kill the marshmallow man? I need like both fidgets, bitters at the same time. I would say, and my wife said this yesterday, and I agree, like, the Ghostbuster movie last year is genuinely feminist and progressive way more than this movie was and people just shed on it and didn't give it the credit that it deserved. Well, I want to look

at first of all, my kid has recently got into Ghostbusters. Yeah. And the original Ghostbusters compared to the one they just so phenomenal. All right. It fucking blows it away. I do think the new one was a good movie though. It was it was okay. But they fucking failed at so much. First of all, it should have been the daughters of the guys, which would have been so much better. They brought them all back in with shitty cameos. They literally had a bust of, of Igor, just a bust.

Egon. Egon, because I know I'm not a nerd. He's dead. You said you were the beginning of the episode. Okay, I'm not as much as you. But here's a nerd. He's dead. You said you were the beginning of this episode. Okay, I'm not as much as you. But here's a deal. Dan Ackard was a cab driver. Are you fucking kidding me?

They didn't want to include him in the universe, but they did, just not their characters. It's like, fuck you, man. Don't bring them back. They built Murray, the mother fucker, who made that movie. I mean, hilarious. The opening scene with the fucking psychic reading. So I'll argue the only funny character in the movie.

Well, I think so, yeah. It's overrated as a comedy. It's a fun classic fantasy action movie, but it's not a good comedy. It was a great movie. It is a great movie. Great movie. But I don't think the original ghost busters is laugh a minute

I know it's not laugh a minute, but it's it's the reason why it's a great movie is that it's thoroughly entertaining absolutely from front to back Oh, yeah, and you can watch it over and over again. This new one was I mean I thought only the third act was great The new one first of all, the weapons were crazy. It was like, what the fuck are you guys doing? They also ordered dominoes, right? Papa John in New York City. In New York City. Oh, I did.

But that would have happened no matter what remake you were. Here's the one funny thing that I liked that they did. They went into the old fire station. And they were like, this is great, we love it. And she's like, how much is the rent? She's like $21,000 a month. And they were like, fuck you. That's one thing.

That's more real. But the way they covered that in the first one, if you remember, Igor, Igor, what's his name? Igor. Sorry. He said, it's structurally a sound, it's the wiring's all messed up. The beams are fucked up and we're in a war zone because back in the day, that part of town was fucking deadly.

I'm just saying from a feminist perspective, there's no love interest. Boom. No women all have agency, you know, like they aren't, I, because if you do the daughter thing, then they're still kind of like inspired by men to do something, but in that movie, they did it on their own because they wanted to help people. I think that's fucking progressive. I don't think they wanted to help people. They wanted to see ghosts. They wanted to prove what they did was right.

But she only helped people in Wonder Woman. All the guys are like, we can't do anything. She's like, no, no, we can't do this. No, she does not. But, but I'm just saying like the amount of mansplaining in Wonder Woman I think hurts the movie overall. There's a lot of fucking just her asking questions and then having to just tell her long strings the dialogue and the dialogue wasn't well written. Was she naked in the movie? No, nobody he is. Oh Chris Pine. He gets naked so they objectify him. Yeah, which that was cool Why you what saying to me? I'm being he's the real article you should send all your stuff I don't understand why is that cool that date because it was a twist on that trope that the woman

That's like there's no boobs and Baywatch why I saw it and it's only a only a flaccid dick That is the only I'm fucking the world's a upside down women don't want to see Dixon movie a Dead man want to see tits okay, I'll say a dick of quit women not from Jersey Respectable women like my wife and ever and and Mike's wife don't want to see Dixon movies do you remember Oscar from the office? You see his dead dick, that's all you get. I don't see only the dude, which is kind of a fun way

to troll your fucking audience. I mean, there's a reason the movie flopped. Why? What? I thought it was gonna be hilarious. I thought Baywatch was gonna be. Oh, it looked so funny. I thought it was gonna be hilarious.

I thought Zach was funny. I thought it was gonna be hilarious. I thought Zach was funny. I thought it was making fun of itself in a good way. And I heard it just sucked. Oh, see, you didn't see it. No. Oh, I did. And the problem is it doesn't know what it ever wants to be. Really?

It tries to be a serious action movie at times, but then also be a goofy comedy. And it doesn't fully work it either. I'm so sick to my stomach. Is there anybody in the chat room? Yeah. How many people? 80. All right.

You listen, if you ask holes, are not fucking calling this number to tell us about these movies, I will fucking shut this chat room. That look at me. Get me a fucking. And the numbers right on the screen. Come on, people. The numbers on the screen.

I want to hear how you feel about Wonder Woman, how you feel about the woman ghost buses. You know my son likes. And which ghost bus to he likes. Which one you think? From the new one or the old one? The new one and the old one. We have both of them. I would say Kate McKinnon. The new one. Yeah. I love Kate McKinnon. She's great. He likes the new one. Yeah, I love Kate McKinnon. She's great. He likes a new one. He likes the girl. He likes the girl one over. He got over. Egon, but he might be going back tonight. We got Ghostbusters 2, which is the worst. It's terrible. Oh, the baby carriage at the beginning. That's a funny one. When that movie came out last year, people are like, they're going to ruin my Ghostbusters. I'm like, they already did it themselves in 1989.

Can I say something? Nobody knows that ghost busters to exist. I forgot it even was around. They fight a painting, a fucking painting. My kid found it and he was like, ghost busters too. I'm like, what? And then I was like, oh my god, I forgot about that. They made ghost busters too with that creepy guy,

restoration guy. I love it. It's less fun than watching paint try, which is the main villain in the movie. In the movie, paint try, yes. That's a fun and great one. I like the part where it goes supposed to be when the Titanic, they find the Titanic and they can like,

all the castles, they all deserve to not go to heaven. They didn't see the whole time. They did brag about being an unthinkable ship, those arrogant assholes. And they changed the whole slime They changed the They went Unfuckin believable unbelievable

The fucking the Statue of Liberty that dances while Cheech points at it. Yeah, he will sin It's fucking on it's like smoking the banded three. I wouldn't even say to Smoking the banded two is terrible. The exact same formula as the first one every scene is exactly the same. I believe smoking the banded two is when he had those brothers, Bufatis brothers, right? I don't know. I was going to catch you.

You got damn banded. Hello. I'm Bufatis New Orleans of some shit like the gay brother. Was that the one I'm talking about? I don't know where he had the beeper on where he got to angry. B B B B B B. What about what about catty-check too? It's like no one wanted to come back except one guy like maybe that's your fucking hint not make the movie. Hey Chevy Chase came back. Yeah. I'll say but nobody else is terrible. You can't me. I just don't like this is what's happening in TV and it's fucking mind boggling to me. I was talking to Quinn about this the other day.

Colin, yes. I figured. Well, they, all the scripts I've written two of them that got bought and just said no to. And where do they go? They were good scripts. They even said, this is good. We're just not going this direct. Whatever the fuck it was. And all those scripts that are out there somewhere owned by some company, some network. And they have the gall to to

do redo willing grace. Really? I didn't know they're doing that they're redoing Roseanne We they're redoing these they can't go into the vault of fucking dead scripts that they said no to and just pick an original piece out Get ready get ready for this do you know what the highest rated show on Netflix is Fuller house really more than oranges the new black more than house of cards more than the marvel Netflix 8 million viewers it doesn't count how's that not count because it's kids you can't you can't you can't it's not rose and was a family show it's not you create you have your watch rose and it's not a family show they just like that with homosexuality it was on Tuesdays at 8 p.m. Yeah, but kids will go. Do you have a kid? Kids go to bed at 8 p.m. my friend. Not now, but it was a family.

You guys don't think Roseanne was a family show away. It was a family show as far as older kids and a family could watch it. But I'm talking about you got three, four, five, six year olds watching fuller house. Yeah, you can't. And let me tell you this too. Little kids watch something nine times a day.

Every time your kids sit there, I wanna watch Fuller House. My kid is watch Ghostbusters, both of them, 9,000 times in the last two weeks. Well, also, but Fuller House is a built-in audience, because all people of my generation watched Fuller House,

and so you have the millions of people, back then there was only three fucking shows, so 20 million people watched the show. So now, 20 years years later the 20 million people that watched it then yeah, I want to watch it And then all these young teens go I want to see what this is blah blah blah blah So you have two huge groups that's like saying that's what they're doing all these endless movie is the number one rated movie ever watched on Netflix Yeah, because it was the first real movie that Netflix put out and it's almost like going to the movies at your house It was the first time you didn't have to leave and you could sit home and watch a movie for free You know and that's why everybody wants it and I love Adam Sandler too, but what are you doing?

I feel like drumming I had some energy I had to get out. Okay. Well use your mouth And the rose and thing is weird. Did you guys ever see the final episode of Rose and it's one of the weirdest fucking pieces of television? Like he was in a coma. No, he died of a heart attack earlier in the season. John Goodman wanted out of the show Why? He was just I love Mike. He knows Everything. Yeah, let's not just say a lot of Mike. Evan knows more about Vin Diesel than Vin Diesel's mother knows I can tell you where's birthmark is 2616 a 3 1 you fucking mother fuckers Take your phone out you take your boots off you put your feet on the table

Because that was a man's movie that was around a time of Flintstones the table. Cause that was how I'm talking about a man's movie. That was around a time of Flintstones. Is it on? No, it's on. Is it on? I tested it. Call it right now.

That's the best. Goodman was becoming a movie star. He was in a bunch of movies. He's like, goodman's one of the great Americans. Don't even know. He was like, I, you know, I won out. So because the last season, they win the lottery, which defeats the purpose of the show. It's about a blue collar family. But in the very last episode, Roseanne talks

about being a writer and how the whole show was a book that she had written and that things that happened in the show weren't how they happened in her real life. And it's the weirdest fucking meta bullshit. There's no jokes. There's no laughs for like 20 minutes. It's stuff like after Dan died, I learned to find myself again. I got to watch that. What you was that 94 and 95 something like that? The end of maybe like 95 96.

Wow. Wow. What's that about? Look upset. Not that much. I just think it's like we had that show. We lived it. It kind of marks where you were in that time of your life.

And we remember it. We see it on in New York. It's in a while. That scared me. It was like a horror movie. Can I answer that? The Carl's coming from in the studio. I don't pick it up.

How do I do it? OK. It's Rosanne. It's right on the screen. The fucking numbers right there, people. I don't understand. They're probably driving in their very conscious. I'm giving five, 20, 10 minutes and I'm shutting the chat down.

All right. Are they writing it? I'll do it. What are they saying in there? Everybody's saying they don't want to call it. Everybody's afraid they're like egging each other on. Just somebody's sc me to pussy and call 80 people in the room one of you grab your nuts and fucking pull them up over your shoulder Or you've a giant a lips. Oh

Well, you should do a show with Nick the Paul I was love I did last week. I was on the show. I know I'm done in the bunch I know next one of my closest whatever I was friends with Nick. You're friends with me shut up I was friends with you first No, I knew Nick friends with me shut up. I was friends with you first No, I knew Nick way before I knew you all right, whatever Michael. Yes, get off your phone. I wasn't on my phone Oh, good off you need spinning. I love these you love it. Don't you love it? I use them. I use them at work all the time Here we go, I'm go. Here we go. I'm going to call him a cunt.

No, don't call anybody. Hello. Yeah, just like AWD. Yeah, and you know what? You should have fucking called early. Hang up on him. Hey, Bobby, I just put the fucking show on, bitch. All right.

If that you wanted somebody to call here, I am. Yeah, all right. Go ahead. What's up? Is that one of the original jerseys before us? What? I want to call here. I have yeah, all right. Go ahead. What's up? One of the original Huh what's that I know more about movies and like war if he's a fucking poser Challenge a pose. All right, buddy. Really? That'll be amazing. Challenge. So we're going to pick a movie and we're going to, we want to You should have controlled your girlfriend outside of that Philly comedy club.

Oh, well, that was all right. All right, will you pick the movie? You pick the movie. I was looking at Joe's face. I got 1989 Michael Keaton tim Burton batman bring it on the talker you can make a leg up all right who is the villain

was the villain uh... jack nickleton at the joker is that true i mean really it's jack nickleton as Jack Napier who becomes the Joker but Humanity to be considered Jack Napier No, that's in the movie asshole That name was actually created for the film all right. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a fair shot Cuz you sound Italian are you Italian You literally sound like you yell go get him spidey in a spider-man movie What's your name again?

Really? My name's Lauren. Am I just battling myself? I'm fucking talented in this bitch. All right, listen. I'm gonna give you a movie right now What year was Top Gun filmed? Oh, film. Oh, shit. I'm gonna say, I know this. 84. I'm gonna say 85.

Lauren. 85. Was it 86? It came out, Nadeus. It's probably shot in the butt. Lauren, you're not fucking playing. I'm pretty good. Sorry.

I'd stop being part of the show and produce the fucking show. You should have had the fucking answer up right away Stop being a skit. I was released in 86 You can produce the show I said was told don't just Not answering Why you yeah, it was 86. No, it was it came out in 86 when was it shot? Those my question In 83 sometimes movies take you not a big movie like that

Okay, I'm gonna read that they don't believe all right. What is the lead female the lead female role? What was her name? Wait, say that again what the lead female what was her name the actress i want to know the character killing McGillis cali McGillis what was the character's name charlie sorry i got excited i really know that well i know that she was married a lot of dracan look like a fucking dude and i'm cruz is now with it

asking him who the female lead was was putting him at a handicap jesus christ michael uvian love it all right let me ask you not really easy one for you you ready just aggressive to me for no reason what is the best rocky film out of all of them on oh shit debate

not it's got to be one but i like creed i got to be honest i really like creed but i like green i gotta be honest i really like creep but i gotta say rocky one i think that one is the best overall film as a film four is the most entertaining by far i think i respect the russian give me some fucking club a laying that's what i want to say i say i say two because two is where she goes when ding and then he goes and wins the first one he didn't win yeah it's a nice

story but he still didn't win he still got that shit place with that fucking dumb turtle you still to live in that shit you mean Adrian who Who directed the first Rocky? Oh, shit. Come on. I've written bustle one. I know that. Well, stop doing better than everybody here. Answer the question and not. Yeah, I know. I can hear your thumbs moving. I'm not still. I know. I know the answer live. What? I mean, young Buck. Yeah, I don't know. I just saw the edge on the screen,

but I would not have guessed that. What is it? She posted it, but it was John G. Alvitton. I know that three was the first one still on directed. The first film to use the steady camp. What's the first film the bonus bonus if you get the year? I know the I know what it was. I think the director. I know the Michael man, the Wizard of Oz 1997 Rocky

It was found for glory and it was the same guy that used it Rocky was like the first big movie he used it He made it. What the fuck it's the movie you say independent film Early 2000 give me some of that shit. How about this? We've done this here give me some of that shit. How about we do you know the this thing. Give me some of that shit. How about we do, you know, the Mark Norman game where you listen to the actor. Make fun of people and get choked out and then say sorry. And then make fun of them again. Be happy back. No, the other one. And ride on people's coattails. You give an actor and you have to go back and forth until you run out.

Yeah, we can't do that. We can't. You pick a movie and I'll tell you who's in it. All right, go ahead, ready? Are you ready? I'm fairly recent film. All right. All right, you're fucking millennial.

We get it. Ready? All right. Patton. Patton, George, he's got it all over the world. He's on the board. That's good. Okay, now you leave him.

70. Okay, give him a minute. So now I give him a little bit. Yeah, okay. I'm happiness. Happiness? Yes. Happiness. You don't know the film happiness. Jesus. I've never heard of that. Of Todd Salons who did welcome to the Dollhouse Classic 1998 film. Yeah. Never heard of it. A classic 98 film to

me is the big Lebowski. My favorite film. Best comedy comedy all time Mike I don't know what the fuck you talking Mike Give another one. I give another one. It was a really successful movie. Just give me another one I'm gonna check it out Mike. I love it. This guy's like anything in my movies, but make it in 2000 Yeah, I'm it and I like and make it anything and And if it's our Jeff Bridgeson was directed by the co-workers that that helps yeah that definitely helps

what i'm going to be with him and john tutorial it's not impressive to know the cast of the big little basket your favorite move on you're fucking autistic i think you appreciate that stop reading your walls in your bedroom. All right, listen, I listen, sometimes I call my dick the dude. Thanks. All right, listen, what's your name, Tony? Lawrence. I know. What's the first Cohen brothers film?

Oh, the first. Oh, you always stink. The first big one was Miller's cropping. I don't know the very first. Blood simple. Oh, that's good Oh What's the fight? Stop crying. What are you crying for? I mean hit the kid and he goes what are you crying for? All right, buddy. Thanks for calling in Lawrence you For calling in thanks for you man. Thanks for listening. All right, you guys start I'm excited. I don't take no shit off nobody

i'd like that what inspired him to call was you saying i knew a lot and him being like i would have put that that's what nerds will never be able to get together that we could be best friends we have everything in common but we're like we must show our superior at the uh... he i didn't sound a nerd though sound like like he had a sausage truck at a Cubs game. Come on up sausages! He said wonder what a fucking country is. Get the red hats.

Alright, there was other people calling in at the time. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes, you're on the YKWD. What's up? Turn your fucking thing down? Turn I think I just don't know to turn down the thing maybe they didn't hear Where does anyone call in with their radio so like you haven't listened to enough radio shows where they go Hey, can you turn your radio down? Yeah, like you don't know that every call

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Jason, what's up? Jason from Minnesota great. I was just in Minnesota me too. I was at the thing Yeah, I mean, so you're both I was at the good club. Oh, I know Jason. Well, club was I in. Back me. I was at, uh, I was at Akme, great club. I don't know if they're like that to the hotel. That's right. I know you did. How you doing? How's your, how's your girl? She's doing good. She got a mouth on wired. I'm sorry. What? You're her bound. Oh, no. Yeah. She got on line at the wire. I'm sorry. What? In her mouth? Oh, no. Yeah, he should got to lie on the wire. She got out of line when that's where he gave her crack and she had to go, she had to, that's always fun when

you see a big guy with tattoos and a Mohawk show with a wife that has a wired jaw shot. Yeah. Yeah. It's called cause and effect. What happened? She goes to town. She's like, well, I was just, and he just raises a hand.

And she flinch. I fell skin. Her mouth was wired like Michael Corleone in the first godfather 1972 What's up, buddy? Okay, people are talking just to let people know what he's talking about. I have the new braggie dash These are the customs I have the braggie dash pro which is updated, but these are the customs these I have the Braggi Dash Pro, which is updated, but these are the customs. These I had to go to a ear doctor. They put foam in your ear, and they send them to the company. And then when they send them back to you, these are custom fit ear monitors, Bluetooth headsets

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That's not a really good Italian. You like that? Yeah, I know. It's not your freaking slut bag. School is a, so no spit chante. So no, so no finocchio. So anyways, yeah, they're unbelievable. But the one thing that I'm having a problem with,

and this is why the headphones are so great, there's a computer chip in each one of these, so that means they can upgrade them. So when they do a patch, almost like your iPhone, and they fix it and make it better, they do that with these headphones. So if there's a problem with them, they just fix it, and they send the patch out, you plug them in, and that's better, or this is better. It has a head gesture, so in the phone rings better or this is better. It has head gesture. So when the phone rings, I can just go like this and answer the phone. I'm telling you, these headphones right here, this is the, the, the, the biggest thing

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Where are you from? Where are you from? What's your name? What's your name and where you from there pal? Hello, hello come back. Are you there? Oh, we know you there. I heard it. I hear you. What was this? I know you there. I can hear you breathing How about this your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks? Because you know Good fellas. I was raging bull. Youino. Good fellas. Good fellas. That was raging bull. You funny, was that was your mother and she's got mad at you? Got hanging up. Yeah, of course he hung up.

Is that you Frankie? I know you there, I can hear you breathing. You know, you're just your movie expert on the nine movies all Italians must go. Is the number come up the caller ID? No, no, no, no, just the time. Ah, no. Ah, I pick it up. There we go. This is gonna be a good one i think it's for

calling wiki wd what's your name we call what you what you name we call from i'm brine from plexus hi brine from plexus what's up you're on the sheer on the show what's happening uh... not to the going crazy i love mike a lot some of the shipping and saying about like

the man's and then stuff the mind blowing i really love my comment i think he's brilliant but what i use some of that i want to use the term libertard to think that happy but like that part bullshit it really it sounds a little bit i understand what you saying

uh... i do i i know it does it gets frustrating because if you're a certain guy or certain type of guy you're not supposed to be that guy anymore for some reason yeah and i don't i think that my grandfather was that guy my one of three of my fathers was that guy you know any of my uncle is that guy I grew up that guy and for some reason that guy is no good and I because I'm a good person

I'm a good I love my wife. I love women But sometimes it sometimes gets a little it's like why does it have to go so far one way? It's like when they have yeah, good Well, cuz I'm 23 so like i'm consider a millennial ship i'm also from pets is right behind on that shit it's weird

when i look at the rest of the country special part of it for the coast you know where comedy ventric to those coast and then like me of a sand a fan like so to I want to call it an eight comedy, but you know more ball busty.

Yeah. Not PC comedy, you know, stuff that's more screen range, I guess. Yeah, be. And then I don't know. I don't want to say I'm going to victimize a thing that's blowing out proportion, but it's uncomfortable, you know. Well, it's a tough time right now. I mean, Mike, I know Mike,

but I can appreciate Mike for who he is. I've always, Mike's always been a different guy than I would hang out with. I don't, I know, seriously, but that's, I like him. We only hang out on this project. Yes, but I would hang out. I would hang out. I would hang out.

I would hang out. I would hang out. Yeah, I have. I told you to come to my barbecue last year. Tell me now, you couldn't come. I invited you last to my house. I know. I would hang. Yeah, I have. I told you to come to my barbecue last year. Tell me now, you couldn't come. I invited you last year. Yes.

I did. You told me you couldn't make it. There was a feud before that. Are you coming to next one? The next week, Sunday. I live in LA now. That's what you told me last year. I'm an LA lib tart.

Well, fuck you then. I invited you. But Brian, they're so self-aware. Let me just, but let me say this, like, I am getting into arguments with women about this film, brine is so self-aware let me just but let me say this like i i'm getting into arguments with women about this film and they're looking at me like i'm the conservative asshole so i think it is all relative you know about perspective in your phone

you know yeah i can't see that that is really surprising that you would say that i would not expect that at all because like i i think that like my problem with wonder woman is i can't see that that is really surprising that you'd say that i would not expect that at all because like i i think that like my problem with wonder woman is i don't think that it is as progressive as people are saying like i i honestly don't understand how it got a ninety four percent on ron and tomatoes and is being heralded as this like

new feminists like because we're being moved i don't agree that like movie should get 94% from Rotten Tomatoes because they're pushing on agenda in my opinion. I think you should get a high rating on movie. It's a good movie. I do too. I don't feel like it's that in this

case. Can I just say a quick thing because I think people would misunderstand Rotten Tomatoes. It's not like Rotten Tomatoes said we give this movie a 94. Yeah. It% positive. So that means all these people giving it positive. Rob DeMato didn't go this movie is an A, a 94. But I know what he's saying though like what they did to Amy is they turned on Amy so they just gave her a one star. It can go both ways. Now all women are going and saying this is the greatest movie ever because it's a strong woman

Everybody go and vote Tomatoes and now it's rated 98. It's is it really in 98 apps of fucking. I didn't see it to me I'll tell you it's also like it shows how much massage there is that this inferior movie is seen as a victory But what's like the positive could be two out of four stars, which is not great. They're just saying it's okay. And so literally 80% of those people may have said, it's okay.

Right, exactly. It shows up as 90% of all of our reviews. A lot of them are really positive reviews. They're not giving it a 98. Yeah, why are we giving it a 98? Why are we giving it a 98? Yeah. This is also like the,

there's the run tomato score. But then there's like below that, there's an actual like average of the Rating that people gave yeah, that's true Yeah, what was that? What was that we're gonna look at it right now. We'll tell you number Seven point six audience score is 93 Uh, the average rating was a seven point six. So that's like you could look at it 76% which is a little

rack of silly yeah yeah that's a little more accurate this is why people misunderstand rotten tomatoes they didn't give it a 93 yeah yeah that's a huge misconception. Average rating on audience score is a 4.5 out of 5 so a lot of people like the movie look I'm probably gonna like it I'm a sap though I like cheesy shit I'm not gonna like it because there's a it's a woman leading role I don't give sap, though. I like cheesy shit. I'm not gonna like it because there's a, it's a woman leading role. I don't give a fuck about that. I like the character Wonder Woman.

I'm a nerd. I like comic books. I like Wonder Woman. I like Aquaman. I can't wait for Justice League. I can't wait for the flash. You know, but, you know, I mean, if they want, it's just, it's like when they did the all woman

showing of it, it's like, they did the all woman showing of it, it's like, why? Just do what we do. As far as, go by, I don't even have a problem with that. I don't either, no, I was for it. I don't give a fuck about it, but why is it? And it was for charity.

Okay, fine, but why do you have to stick it in everybody's face? Just go buy all the tickets. Like, when we do comic night, don't they buys all the tickets like when we do comic night Don't they buys all the tickets it winds up being all comedians mostly comedians We don't make an announcement like this is comics only fuck you regular people. We just go to the movies Why didn't they why do they have to go fuck men? Why do you have to fuck man? I'm a thank god. They fuck men man. I think it was seen as this big moment of Hey, here's a superhero movie that finally represents us that we want to go see and I mean it was a charity event

And it's not like there's a charity and you can just that charity and make it right But let me say this they didn't make it a nationwide event It was a local theater that did this in austin and then the people that are upset about it are the ones that publicize it and make it a national publicize that's why publicize private thing they can do what they want to do no no no you think they're saying it's like

i'm a keynote there's a little the that came out and there was one leader of like ages everybody with keynote good to end that be fine with me of course

you can find me okay so if there was a problem is everywhere across the nation that the problem is that one leader nobody gives a fuck I don't care if all women want to go see the movie and they don't have a fine they didn't

let men work the movie theater that night too did you know that here there to be women employees that's weird so no men could be in the place it's like they cut scheduling but they can also just scheduled you know you're here today you're not making jobs away you're saying that not letting people work opening night of a popular superhero movie is punishing them.

If they still gave them five days of a shift in a week, they're fine. Look, I don't really give a fuck to be honest with you. It's just I don't think that you should stick it. And make it this, they have to make it this big fuck you to men. And then the guys that do give a fuck those guys are like fuck that It's like don't give them don't stop giving people a voice with like you said

What do you think when when they do an all black showing of black Panther? I mean black Panther movie. Yeah, yeah, I don't give a fuck But don't sit there and go fuck whitey fuck white men fuck all fuck white people can't come But what is a wonder woman showing people things fuck all men? Yeah Fuck white men the fuck oh fuck white people can't come Yeah Women women were actually saying yeah the fuck They say it all the time they do it in interviews Where it's a weird thing like that that that's a Screw you guys screw you guys they were chanting for a minute that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that it's just like i'm blown away that that has uh... ninety three percent with the with the

rating not yeah i'm not gonna have to get really tired of all these three period of the i used to be a big comic book fan but even now as a newbie family i just want some different yes i get out did so well as good people just like crave something new and original i mean i think that we're they're gonna learn it's also about fucking voting with your dollar go see some independent fucking movies and let them make money they'll make more of them people got the bottom

of every single movie sold at a three hundred million dollars said he knew more about movies than me and never even heard of the film happiness yes you know he knew about big libous i don't know i just i think it's uh... i think who cares who is it i think it's great that there's a woman superhero but why do we have to make it why do we just have to make this big thing about it it's women it's you know i think that whole hillary thing if they didn't make such a big deal about the glass ceiling maybe these fucking some of these guys who are uptight about it would have been like, fuck it, I'll vote for them,

I'm a liberal, I lean liberal, I'm not gonna vote for this guy. But at the same time, I don't think that she would have gotten that push if they wouldn't have pushed that. I think they pushed it too hard. I think they pushed it too hard. I think it's the over-correction, but she doesn't get in that position unless they do push that angle. Well, it is, it's a thin line between telling people why they should vote for someone and then why they have to vote for someone.

And when you push that so hard, it does scare some people away. I look, I'm going to see one to one, and I'll give a fuck. What? It's enjoyable. I'm going to go see it. I think she's gorgeous. Yeah. I think she was awesome.

I went, she came in Batman movie and I, I love superhero movies. Keep coming out with him. I think she was awesome. I went she came in Batman movie and I I love superhero movies Keep coming out with him. I love him. But you love that one. What this man first Superman I didn't love it. I didn't love it the first time I liked it the second time Then I hated it the third time and Ryan are we are we friends again Brian did we did he get us together is he our dude's day I'm a big friend of your Tommy I think a brilliant I think so. I think I cared away, Brian. I mean brilliant. It's a big one. The day of the episode is probably going to be retarded face.

So let's let him be the moment. I'm a wearer. I'm a wearer. I agree. I think it gets a little. I'm aware I'm aware I Wait, bye. Thanks so much. I look I agree. I think it gets a little I'm not I'm I'm pro women I think it's I think it's great. I don't care, but don't be fuck men. I don't like that. I don't like that I'm like fuck white men. I don't like fuck why can't we just why can't it just all? You know why do you have to you know what I'm saying? Michael do you understand what I'm saying? I understand what you're saying Okay, my lip-tart brain can process that hello. Why can't we do who is this?

It's Gary Gary. What's up? It's up, Peter. What's happening? Is this Gary Vita? Goal man. What's up, bud? No, no, no. What are you black dude, right? No, I'm white dude. Are, man? No, no, no. What are you black, dude, right? No, I'm white, dude. Are you sure? No. What's up? Hey, Bobby, do you mind if I change the subject for a minute?

Please. I got fucking three fem bots in here. Just fucking ignoring everything I say. You guys with me? Listen to me. Get it, get it. What do you got? I like women. You're the last person. You're the last one. What do you got? I like women in the last

What's up buddy? Like I'm grateful to Colin Quinn for introducing me to you and Patrice and Bill Burr and Nick the Powell I want to thank you for introducing me to guys like Mike Lawrence and Joe with In my backyard in soda these guys like Mike Lawrence and Joe with and that other guy and Mike Vecchio and Soder. But I mentioned a guy that's him Mike. Oh, that's so sad. I, you know what, buddy? I'm, I do, and I'm not I'm saying this, look, they're very talented.

They would have been known without me. They don't need me at all. No, I'm very, I do take pride in that. At a certain point, my show became kind of a jumping off point for my fans to know the young guys. Like Joe and. I love that Evan couldn't get booked on his list of comics. I like from this show.

I do take, I do, I'm glad that you noticed that. I'm glad that you did hear these guys the first time Because that's what this shows about is introducing I love my friends Which all these guys have become but I always try to have a new guy on like Evan who's not on all the time That you guys should know about people. I think you should know about I Tried to have an in the roast battles. One of the funniest roast battles I've ever seen. The best one. Yeah, the heaven, heaven's got, yeah.

That is the best roast battle ever. I gotta actually do the stupid boss roast, and I need a couple jokes. Who's right now? I got you. Oh, stop me. I'm already helping like three other people. Oh, you, come on.

I'm more friends with you than the other ones. Wow. There he comes out on the show, doesn't it? Forget the barbecue next week. Yeah. What the fuck, Mike? You get the jokes they don't want to use. I appreciate it. Hi, buddy. Thank you for calling in. All right. We'll talk to you next time. I'll give you some jokes. I need some. I'll tell you who. Yeah. Both of you guys help me out. I actually got a bunch. I wrote a bunch. Be the first one to offer me money And I will write all about something I'll give you I'll give you money. I'll pay you. I'll give you not you do it for nothing No, I'll give you some cash. What?

Here I talk to you after yeah, yeah, we're gonna hang out. I just want them to do it from where they're at I don't want to have to go to dinner with them. You know what I mean, Joe? Right. Right. I thought we were going to have a smoke. We'll see. We'll talk. All right.

Listen, this has been a very good, you know what? This shows all over the place. Dad. We covered a lot of places. What? Seeing a lot of faces. Dad. I thought you have no improv skills whatsoever, Joe.

Are you kidding me? Can I please send you to UCB for a month? Why so I can learn how to rape. Not a safe place. Wow. A safe place. Yes and. Yes and.

Not good at improvising. What are you kidding? I carried the show through the tough years. Hours one and two of this episode. Mike, what do you got, buddy? I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of

things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things. I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things

I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things I'm going to be a lot of things 2018 so great. Who's doing that show? Louis CK number Brooks What a fucking hit that's gonna be If that doesn't make it who's I mean, it's over for everybody. They'll just bring back We'll always work on really amazing these guys both those guys. Yeah, it's I'm learning so much every day great I didn't mean to say that like an athlete after

You know, I mean you just go in and you're right. You do your best. No, I'm fucking for yeah, I can't believe I'm there either So good for you Congratulations, I remember when you were first here and you didn't know anybody you're doing open mics on the east side at the pot or whatever the fucking The Yeah, now he's doing it makes me happy And you're gonna be at the improv. Go see him at the improv. I've played down there a lot.

I got a lot of fans, YKW fans. Go see him. Hilarious. Hope you don't run into one of those fucking crazy drunk brats. Yeah. I mean, it's Florida. It's West Palm Beach. So that's, I probably run into the mother of that woman.

Good club. The people down there are nice. The people run it a nice. Yeah. What do you got? June 21st. Philly. I know there's a lot. Speaking of Philly, we've been talking about Philly, Philly, Philly, him. A lot of Philly fans on this show, of course, June 21st, Mark and I are doing a live Tuesdays with stories. Get the tickets. We got a, we got a,

we got a pretty good fan base there. So get tickets early. June 21st, live Tuesdays with stories that weekend, 22nd to the 24th. I met Macgoobies in Baltimore. Great club. Rip it up the whole Northeast corridor. And then go to my recent cone and go to my website, put my cone and retweet it, tweet it out, send it to people, and my album, are you mad at me? But June 21st, Philly with Mark, and then that weekend in McGubbies.

And then... What, are you doing helium? Oh, Pungslin. Helium, the 21st, yeah. Great club. Yeah, Pungslin out there's great to I love that club Live nation. Where you going? I'm gonna pee good. I heard it. I gotta go. I have you got to go pee go pee with after you pee together Go ahead do it You got to do it. How do we do it? You said you said you pee is my mouth? No

Such a Jersey for no, he doesn't. It's noting. So she is you know, you swallow it and then piss it out. I'll get an hour later. That's a deep hydration. Why is peeing porn starting to turn me on? Because you're out of stuff. You've maxed out. You want to be the next president? Don't use the word max, please. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I mean, I'm stop this something.

Yeah, because you run another thing. I don't know. I saw this, I saw this hot lady. It was a lady and the guy was peeing on her. And she was like, stop. No, this dress, you know, expensive. The sins. It was about the dress, which kind of made it real.

I got it. I got it. It's a while. You're on every six months. Mike allows her to get things for him. I like that you're turned on by her ruining the dress. Like, oh, she's not going to be able to return that now. I don't know. What do I mean, am I weird? I honestly think what happens is there is way too much porn. And you search long enough that you get bored and you have to start finding other things that you, you're not even into or you didn't even realize you're into, but you've run, like the normal shit doesn't do it anymore. And now it's sicker images.

Yeah. All you want is the joke. The images that you need get sicker and sicker images. Yeah. Allie want to have the joke. The images that you need get sicker and sicker and you crave the more. What do you like? You love man. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's so interesting. Why? Well, you're a straight person that has sex with men. Yeah. You don't get into watching. Wow, Dave Smith. Come on. He's a cute. He's a man. Do you know, I was watching the show port landia, which I don't think is great by the way Carrie Brownstein sometimes dresses up as a man when they play like the

Do you ever watch the show? I know I know of it. Yeah, the character. She looks exactly like Dave Smith when she dresses up like It's unbelievable. I want to pull up. I don't know the name of the character though. You carry brownstein as a man What do you got land Landia is a pencil. I for stepping. What do you got buddy? I am doing a Paul Walker benefit this Saturday You can find all my dates at Evan Williams comedy dot com I don't know if anybody will be in Dublin. I'm doing a bunch of shows in Dublin in July and I've got like 28th I'm doing a fun show at Union Hall this month called Battle the Divas and I'm gonna defend in sync in a battle between in sync and the Backstreet Boys. I don't even believe singing. No no

just I mean you get hired because you look like one of Lou Perlman's victims. No you just you defend like which ones better. I honestly deep down think that Backstreet boys is better. Absolutely. They are. Yeah, they're absolutely. But we all fucking saying I wanted that way. There was six people in the room. Yeah. Yeah. But in sync produced, you know, Justin Timberlake. I think in sick it was a good man. I like this backstreet. My way better back. Well, really? Absolutely.. Oh really absolutely What was the two hits that backstreet had backstreet's back street was what what was that number one hit you had quit playing games with my heart Every but my way I wanted that way

Tell me why Tell me why It's a good Tell me why that's a good song. I'll never break your heart. I'm a fucking son. That's actually boys. What about the other one in sync? What did they have tearing up my heart? Not as good every everybody I'm With you and when we are apart And no matter what I do, I feel the pain. When I'm with you, with the ring,

and that was their big hit. But everybody is a better song than that. That's everybody. Oh, exactly. Yeah, everybody. That's the same thing. Yeah, everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Back streets back tonight. You get double points by putting the name of your group in the song.

Wow. Good songs. That's probably why we like them so much. See, that's when we all come together. Oh, yeah. Fucking nine. 90s boy bands. 90s boy bands brings us all together.

It's good fucking music It is good music and if you don't think you sing if you're that alpha man We're here in the car and that song comes on and you don't leave it on you're a you're not a man to me No, if you don't sing fucking backstreet boys What's the other song they had was that other hit they had back streets back? I'll never Pray That one's great Backstries back I'll never

That one's great I like backstries back from I'm making it it's called everybody Can we play them? What's that what's that what's their big song? I love it. I wanted my way. I want it that way. I want it that way embarrassing this sucks This music sucks you're an asshole. You love the way. I want it that way. It's embarrassing. This sucks. This music sucks. You're an asshole. So you let the toilet see that when I almost fell in. Let's go. Right now real quick. But it's fucking catchy. 313 million hits.

That's crazy. Only? What a song. Turn it up. I like that there's 38,980 dislikes and at least one of those is Joe. I hear the one. Desire. You're a better way to go out.

When can I say I want it bad way to me wide? No, perfect chore. That was the first one. Oh, look how hot he was. I will say the name of the back of the other than the Stimulus. I can do this, but I can then. Not you, not you. Do it.

You know every back-defer, so like everybody else in the room. But we can all name him Stink, right? Come on. Tell me why. Come on, Mike. Tell me why. Kevin Richardson. I let you know. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm why. Tell me why.

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I know more about the Benchery boys, they might fucking Laurence. I want to thank you for doing what you do, buddy. Thank you, man. Sweetie, what do you got? Yeah, baby cakes. Besides the fucking middle of his penis between your legs. Oh, sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy.

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one night one, not only that's June 23rd, DVE comedy festival, Pittsburgh, and then just for laughs, I'm there for two weeks, I'm doing the nasty show, and the nasty show's fucking nasty. Oh my God. It is this year. It's me Jim car, Jimmy car. It's Big J's on it. Who else? Who else? Come on, motherfucker. Well, it's a great show. So make sure you check it out. I'll be up there.

And YKWD will be live. Is anybody here going to Montreal this year? What last year? Oh, shit. All right. Well, I'm going to it's the show is going to be insane. So check that out. It's going to go to one to find the man. Oh, man. That's just shows great. Live, live YKWD, the tickets are available on my my I tweeted them out last week at Instagram. So go there get your tickets for the live YKWD now Get your tickets now and reserve your seat. It's limited seating. It's in the high-end in the hotel that we stay at It's gonna be great and it's in the afternoon. It's a fun time. That's about it. We'll see you guys next week. You know what, dude. Bye. You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening.

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