Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - It's a Goddamned Gata Fight!

Episode Date: November 21, 2011

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I like to play jokes on people There's such a piece of shit It was your piece of shit I it's what we do Joe it's what we do Jesus Christ dude, dude what it was hilarious to see you a little Frontful dog face You know what sad is this what sad as you can't joke with you because I felt bad You know hard is to make me feel bad and I felt bad. I actually had a call it off because do you know how mean the joke was The joke is mean.

And it was so real. It was it. It was real because you've been saying this for weeks. You know how mean the joke is? I'll tell you how mean the joke is. Oh, I just fixed my sound. This how mean the joke is, Joe. I apologize, okay. But they did it to me.

They called me up and said, you're closing. But here's the fucking flip, Joe. I'm doing it for real, kid. I'm fucking doing it for real, kid. Really fucking doing it Really should I nick the Apollo already laying? They don't know what you're talking about. Tell the people what you're talking about. Okay, let's fucking just back up a little bit Really are just a radio dude Robin Williams I was doing a little Rob

Bob cow. I'm gonna start on you. Bob cow from now on. You would have a morning showing Chicago. The fans call me Bob cow anyways because of my weight. You just want to be a little radio person. You want to sit there with those buttons with the sound effects in front of you. What do you mean? I have I have those buttons. Oh God. I'll push those buttons. You help me get those buttons. You fucking do not. You are a fucking those buttons? Oh god. I'll push those buttons you help me get those buttons. You fucking dill know you are a fucking cock sucker. Listen, the fact is is that we I got a call from our management. Serpico apostle Tom Saletti blah blah blah and I'm closing the fucking show And I said the same shit. I go fuck you. I go Nick the Pollo who's on list? They go Tom

Fuck you! I go nictapallo, who's on list? They go, uh, Tom, Dom-I-Rera, nictapallo, Tony-V, Arty Lang, all these fucking crazy 30-year veterans that have, you know, if you have, if I ever said fuck you, I should close, they'd be like, you're not closing the fucking show. I'm closing the fucking show. Except when it's time to be on a show

with all those mothers, nobody wants to close the show. That's what happens. Everybody wants a fucking prime spot. I get the fucking last spot, yet again, I'm on this fucking show and I'm closing it, okay? You're going up in the prime spot, Joe. You get to go the prime spot. What's the prime spot?

The prime spot is somewhere, fucking in the beginning or in the middle, somewhere nice and easy Well, I'm the new kid. Oh fuck you new kid. You know, I sit here I have to listen how fucking god and great and awesome you are all the fucking time. Who the fuck says that? You say it. I never say that. How you do you're a you're I want to smack those fucking headphones off your head right now. Listen, first of all, don't get, don't act physical. All right, listen, you know, don't act physical, physical.

You wanna listen, here's what happens. So joke comes over and I had just gotten off the phone with them. So I just, I took the joke and flipped it on Joe. I said, dude, you're closing the fucking show. So you got your news. I got my news. And then you just turned it on Joe. I just turned it on Joe.

And Joe came un-laced. Un Unlaced. Wow. No, I didn't come unlaced. I went all right. It's a fuck. It is what it is. No, you didn't. You're called. Are you fucking? Oh my, I should have recorded it because you're a liar and I have the evidence. Unlaced is a little much. I wasn't shaking. I love. I love unlaced. I think unlaced is good. We didn't say unravel. It sounds like the name of a little much. I wasn't shaking. I love I love unlaced. I think unlaced is good We didn't say unravel sounds like the name of a strip club Go to the stages Joe just that as close to Caddix come home Another radio douche bag over here and what are you?

You were just in a move to clean and a move to clean the kitchen and do a pocket after. I would love to do a morning show with you. I would do one too, and you know who would fucking never be a guest on our show? Joe, the closer to Rosalina. Guys, next up we have a comic Joe DeRosa coming on on the fucking radio show. Let's bring him up right after these commercial mess.

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You'd ruin a family listen Here's the deal Fucking Okay. Here's the deal Fucking Joe and clothes and shows derosa. I didn't say it wasn't I do it I do give him credit. I will give you credit for this. I did I he I as soon as I told him He immediately called up and was like dude Well, I'm a fucking and they told him Serpico is a fuck sure I Serpico is a fucking dick Srebrako is a fuck. Sure, I, I,

Srebrako is a fucking dick, but he's a beautiful dick. Because when it's not against you, when he just, I never even called Srebrako, this is awesome. Srebrako and Celete is, they had never called him and said I'm playing this gag. He just knew that I was playing a gag,

and soon as fucking unraveled, would you call him under the name? The place to unleash. Joe DeRosa next CD called Unlaced. Oh, I can't do that. I didn't do that. So the laces are coming off when Joe DeRosa. I didn't.

I call it. Next up on the Bob and Dan Monster Voice Show. It's Bobby and the Monster Voice. Next up on the Monster Voice. Have you heard of this guy Joe DeRosa? No, never heard of this guy Joe to roast? He's really funny. I saw him last night. Oh this Chuckle hot over the village I went there once with my ex-girl. You have a good time a great time

You know is next to you. He's up. It's called the other lace You can't get it anywhere You have to buy it from him after the show So we tell show that he's gonna close Joe. He merely calls up server coach server co. Oh fucking is brilliant Just goes right into the fucking gag. What a dick. And he tells him, what do you say to you? Well, I don't even know what he said. He goes, yeah, you know, I got you putting the foot down and they don't.

Put the foot down. He just started naming people. He goes, Nick, because I didn't. Ah! You fuck! He's talking about just, I just spit hot coffee on my computer and my face and my lap and my balls and it was worth every fucking Second of a glad he he just started naming the lineup and he goes a lot of guys put in the foot down man

They're not gonna go late, you know Nick the Apollo Already like and he just naming these beast comedians And I just got look come on give me a little credit here. I just went Jim Yep, there's any way that I don't have to close it I would appreciate that but if I have to right yeah, I'll do what I got to do I'm not gonna I'm not gonna complain I give you I give you when he said that I was like oh shit, man Joe is a fucking solid dude He did say that I'll take the hit. I'll do what I got to do. I know I'm the lowman on the totem

Paul he Paul and he took the hit but this is what stinks about you And I get this because his middle name should be mood swing derosa Because this what happens as soon as he got off the phone with him He's started hating me and you he was like, you know guy seriously seriously Really do we have to be serious because your life's favorite my favorite line was I don't need this anxiety right now Yeah, I don't need this anxiety right now. I don't need this right This guy fucking he humped he humped hot sauce today. Yeah, this fucking guy Trays a lot of well, he was waiting tables. We're eating fucking

Subs and and and and and fucking and one of those things called Burritos now Brownies now we're eating brownies. What do I have them with the macaroon? Well, he's fucking he has it tough until next week when he goes on a huge fucking door Yeah, it makes a lot of money. Yeah, and goes no matter what shut up Well listen, it was it's what I hate about you both you just did it too when it spins on you all the sudden you get serious I'm not making a lot of money shut the fuck fuck up We know you're not making a lot of money. You're Dan Soda. Go ahead Soda one of these days is gonna learn your last name as an ER on the end of it

It's not a beverage. Yeah, no, no, it's not I still call Steve Burns Steve Burns It's burn there's no acid. I do it just a bug. I'm soda You don't do it the bug because you don't don't, when he's not around, when you're speaking very seriously. So, da. For, look, can we just talk about soda for a second, Joe? Since we're on the topic, since it's apparently was smashing everybody. Yeah, cause I got a bone to pick with you, too.

Oh shit, let's pick the bone with me first. Yeah, well, thank God. We had a meeting today about our secret project right right. Jesus yeah. Which good meeting, good meeting right wasn't that after the meeting. We had to find out a time for us to meet. Mm-hmm to talk about you know things we need to talk about. Secret budget. Yeah yeah. This is what Bobby does right what I do. Dude okay so we got a fucking talk about this dude all right so Monday night not don't scream it to the let's do it Monday night yeah I can't do it Monday night why why can't you do it

Monday night I got shows well when can you do it I'm around to like 730 why do you gotta leave it 730 I gotta be at the thing at 8 it's a big audition I got to be there I just I can't do it Monday night unless you want to do it late or early. All right, whatever. All right, let's do it at five on Monday. All right, that's cool of me. Actually, Bob, can we do it at four?

Four might be a little better. No, I can't. You just shut it off. And I never go, why? Or explain yourself. I just go, okay. You know why? You know why?

I'm a 20 year vet and I'm closing the fucking show. That's why. My fuck, I'm closing the fucking show. Do I make a valid point on? Can you back me up on this? Yeah, my son. Yeah. What did you say?

I can't back him up. Yeah, because you're a soldier baby. Wow. You like that soldier? And you just took a risky move. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. I've gotten your back.

Joe. Joe, Joe, she's getting a fucking new kitchen, okay? From Bob, I salute you, soldier. Good job. Good job. All right. All right. I just got a fucking email text from several co-cows.

I told him I have to tell you. I just texted him. He goes pussy. I texted Bob. He just pussy. I texted him. Bobby just came clean, you motherfucker. And he said, you say I can't act, because he stinks at acting. No, he does it.

He's great. He's good. He's good. On the phone. If you have a camera on him, gush. He's just fucking one and a half dimensional. Why? Because all the camera picks up is the top of his head.

Come on, because he's short. I get it, Joe. That's funny. I'm gonna have to mention all the camera picks up as the top of his head. Come on, cuz he's short. I get it, Joe. That's funny. That was alright. It was funny. It was alright. It was funny. You're ways to go with that.

I thought it was funny. Listen, here's a deal. Is that that fucking... You guys... Yeah, let's move on. Anyways, your bone wasn't a bone. I'm just giving you shit because when you say I'm busy. I go okay, and when I go I can't You go you can't do this why and I go cuz I'm driving back

I told you I said I had my grandmother's in the nursing home. I have to go visitor on Sunday I can't come back you guys you can't do it Sunday. It wasn't a Monday But you guys were like you said you can't do it Sunday. I go no, I can't I didn't say that. I did not say that who said that I didn't say that I definitely must not say that. Who said that? I didn't say that. I bet I must have been the other way. I didn't say that. I love how it keeps me to see.

But I respect. Good job, Joe. I would have fucked up right there. I respect that you might have had a family thing or something to tend to. So I don't go give you all the details. Well, what show are you doing on Monday night? Because sometimes this is- Oh, this is for TV show.

I want to be honest with you, okay? And this might be me. I'll be honest with you guys. sometimes when you say you have shit to do It's not worthwhile shit that you can cancel. Okay, look at this. You seriously? I I would cancel a seller spot or any spot around the city Oh, no, you wouldn't apps a fucking movie. I would I did all week. I have all week. I've done it a million times don't have and I I Well, I will tell you the last time we had to do things for this Yeah, you you gave me this pep talk you go cancel your spots

We gotta get this I go great. I'm doing it. I canceled everything right got all my shit done I was over here with you. Yeah, you were going. I'm a little stumped right now I'm freaking out and I gotta go do three spots tonight And I was like oh well I canceled all my spots because you pep talked me to do that yesterday, but you kept your spot. Not Saturday night spots. No, they were a Wednesday night spot. I don't have three spots on a Wednesday.

Who does that? You had to go to the seller and then up to the comic strip for something. Comics, I had to do a TV show. I had to do Sharad Shodami. Could have canceled the seller spot. I could have, yeah, but it's the same thing. It's literally five minutes.

I'm gonna cancel that. I'm gonna have to still go at the same time. I'm just saying yeah But it's a TV show that's different a spot in the city for five minutes What are you getting paid? I'll give you 25 to stay home in audition. All right. Well, that's fine. Yes That's fine audition fine TV show. Yes fucking show you audition a football You're business wow Wow, and I got nobody to back me up. Why? Don loves you a lot.

I love Don a lot. And I will remember this. So, you say, I will remember that. Here's the thing, okay? Here's the thing. All of them saying, it's a goddamn Gator fight, Joe.

It's a goddamn Gator fight. Right. Why are we crashing each other? It's a goddamn Gator fight. It's a goddamn Gator why are we crashing each other? Yeah, just turned 28 that's a shitty birthday because it's a god damn I hate both of you. We're going. We who? Get it together. Oh, God no. I'm so far, motherfucker. Oh, no. Why is this happening?

Is this your new catchphrase? No, I did it twice, I was thinking. What's the voice? Don't scream into the mic. I did it twice. Fucking horrendous picture on your Twitter. Oh, stinks. Dan?

You're trying to make a catchphrase. No, I'm not. The guy drew it for me. I thought it was a good drawing. Dan, so we're not. It's the worst drawing I've ever seen. catch no one like the guy drew it for me I thought it was a good drawing and so we're strong. I've ever seen I like the friend of mine drew it and I thought it was fun and wait let's shut you off face I'll turn your mic off his mic is off Joe. He cannot fight back on this show Dan Soda is trying to get a catch phrase

Yeah, he is I wish I could remember one of his jokes to put the catchphrase on too. But I never listened to one of those dates. I knew this was gonna happen. He wants a key want, you got hats? Did you get your fucking happy press page up? Oh, listen, maybe. You said it.

Best today, you go this cock sucker wants a t-shirt. And that is exactly right. Dan Soto wants a t-shirt. He wants to go, hey, guys, I'll be hanging out after. And it's a goddamn game. Oh, now there's a Giddy shirt right here. You're gonna see him at the end of the show. Just doing this.

On his fucking feature set. Hey guys, you've been great. Listen, so a T-shirt's after. The front says Dan Soder, Doc Conn. Actually, with the website doesn't exist yet. One of these days, one of these days, half a website. And then on the back, it says it's a goddamn gator fight. And then it gets a third of the half laugh it got the first time

he said it's a goddamn gator five. What's the joke? What the hell did I just did it once at a show? What did you do tell us what happened? What did you do? What did you do? This is a tough day to take this meeting. Tell the millions and millions of fans what the fuck you said Yeah, do the bit. I didn't just just do it right I don't I wasn't listening we don't listen listen to heady itself what is the bit it's not a bit what is yelled it out once what happened the guy in the sound booth started laughing what guy

where at the show or Joe followed the fucking slam band or the punk band. What happened? We did a show on the low-end side. Before you went on that night. I figured out. What did you say? What was the fucking joke? Me and this guy were sitting in the back of the room. Yes.

And I was telling him I was going to eat my dick. Uh-huh. Because Deroza had just followed a punk band and I was following a knife juggler. Okay. And so me and him were joking around. We were talking about the show juggler. Okay. And so me and him, we're joking around. We're talking about the show swamp people. Yeah.

So I said this show looks like a goddamn catafide. And me and him just, we're drinking beers and we just kept saying it. Okay. So I yelled it out on stage. Uh huh. And the guy in the sound booth started laughing and other people started laughing.

How did you yell it out there? How'd you do it? It was a goddamn catafide. Like that. Was that anything else? And then another joke that I did kind of ate it. Yeah. So then I said that I just did that same accent.

I fuck with Soda about this all the time. Yeah. He talks like Stone Cold Steve Austin. He has all these goofy phrases and terminology for things. Really? Yeah, it's fucking gator fight in here. Who the fuck? You see this chick show in top tit.

He says stuff like that. It's a bottom-sauce. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Top tit, what the fuck is top tit? Cleared it. He said it once. Instead of just saying cleavage. Okay, so here is your somebody, somebody made,

oh so if you go to Dan, Dan Soda, if you go to Dan my buddy Tim Diamond Dan soda if you go to Dan please say and soda it's D-A-N I'm gonna say it right now Dan Soder is it Soder? yeah Soder I'm saying it right now cuz I want people to get it right cuz I want them to go to your fucking Twitter I want D-A-N-S-O-D-E-R Soder at Dan Soder

okay on Twitter please no it's gone you can't you have to leave it up you A N S O D E R S O D at dance soda Okay on Twitter, please no, it's gone. You can't you have to leave it up You like other people because you have to leave it up there. It has to be your catch. Dude first of all Let me just say something if you let us beat you out of this catchphrase If you let us it's not a catchphrase shut up there fucking Larry Larry Larry the cable guy Shut up there, fucking Larry. Larry, Larry the camel guy. Shut your face. Oh, fuck.

Listen, listen, this could be your Sufi, this could be your fucking thing that you can make. Then what's your money, Dane makes off of merchandise? $1,000, $1,000. Dane's a double guy, Dan. No, Dane cook. Oh, Dane. Dane, Larry, then what's your money they make off of merchandise? Get it done, Sufi, all that shit, Larry, they have much money they make off of merchandise, Gator

Dunn, Sufi, all that shit. You know how much money they make? I could just hear the comedy central guy announcing a special Saturday night, Dan Soder. It's a Gator fight. Yeah. Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap. I think it is. They show Gator's fighting. Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap. It was an idea for a sketch that I had.'re gonna you were gonna get the gator off it Here we go. I was thinking it's gonna be like now it's coming out. All right. Where's it go? What's it? I was just up you said you go. What's the room? You know what stop? Let them let them let them let them air this out They might make sense to this go ahead Buddy am I another comic and I were talking about it be funny if we did

Like a girl's gone wild, but just Gator's fighting. If you're Gator fight. It's just something we talked about. And then that show happened and I told him that. And then, oh boy. You know what? Just call it that air. I'm changing, I'm going back to everything.

Changing right now. Changing right now. I'm changing right now. I'm changing right now. I'm changing right now. I'm changing right now. I'm changing right now. You know what? Just call that air. I'm changing the, I'm going back to everything. Changing right now? He's changing it, no, no, no's mean you dude. How am I mean stop with that? I'm off returning on Dan But I'm not on your side. I'm keeping this

I'm keeping this right here. What I'm keeping it you can't Fuck you whoever wants to see it's a goddamn Gator fight Oh fuck I don't like how they made your head in the cartoon normal. Okay. And I did say cartoon. I don't like how they fucking made. First of all, they made your head normal size. Like you're just a regular Joe.

You're not. You're fucking brow. Okay. Is almost fucking silverback gorilla. Okay. It goes straight back. It shoots straight back and then there's hair on it. He looks like the guy from what's that show on HBO?

What the fuck is that? The new old time show, Wahlberg's new. BoardWalker Empire. You look like the fucking FBI agent. Nice, right? Yeah. Jesus, gosh. That's a compliment.

Yeah, thank you. Really? Is it? Yeah, he looks like a detective. I'd take. Yeah, thank you. Really? Is it? Yeah, he looks like a detective. I'd take that. All right, well, you're not getting it, but okay, I'll get that in line. I know I'm not, I guess I don't know.

I just, I had the same Twitter picture forever. And that was stupid, so I changed. You changed it. And it was a bad idea. You changed it to it's God there and Gator Fied. And you're ever saying it. And it's going G it's God there and gave the fight And you're saying it and it's going get us good knife and a mint chuk and the other Gators got a baseball bat Joe and sometimes when you're doing comedy you look out in the crowd They're so crazy. You know what that is. You know what that is got that

It's got him gave the fight here. We You fucking loser All the days to take a beating I still smell like tacos I just fucking had that restaurant sweat film on me And I'm just taking a mental beating after taking a physical beating I still smell like kai on pepper You're a Creole accent is awful I love it I still smell like kion pepper. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like damn clown heaven I've been making the I'm making the damn crawlfish

on day he's got damn gate of I'm not let's let's read some of it you actually this would bug me about your Twitter too you actually have more tweets than followers the saddest follow-up ever say Twitter 750 yeah yeah 750 is that what do you have? No he's got no he had 802 today but someone unfollowed him he has 801 You got an unfollowed and here's some of your tweets. Let's read somebody. Oh Jesus. It's Jim's You ready to towel It's just me now you're just knocking me out now. I just won't tweet

Here we go By the way, it's trying to FaceTime me right now. We should get him on the podcast. Okay. Yeah. Hook it up. Get him on. I can plug him. I can plug him in. Thank God.

Oh, it's coming back around. Oh, please. Oh, yeah. You think we're giving up on this? You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. Oh, man. What is your Wi-Fi? What is you to sit on the air. Okay. I'm not gonna fade. Why can we just call them? I don't know if I can see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not gonna see his dumb face. I'm not on your Wi-Fi. I don't want you to sit on the air. Okay I'm not gonna fake why can we just call them? I know fucking see his dumb face

All right, we'll call him from the fucking phone So it's a joke tell him a column on the phone. So yeah, we're getting back to you Don't think that we're fucking not doing this. I know I'm just sitting here Maybe you just did the fucking pulp fiction. Yeah, you just sit right there and get there you're asking a minute Ben y vive la emoción de la Navidad con Hicema Madrid. Malinche, Guá, Juvenal, Sir clásica, oro viejo, Crismas, Vastarlight, Bresch y muchos más para disfrutar con familia y amigos. La Navidad Cobra Vida con Hifema Madrid. Entra en Hifema.es y compra tu entrada. Hifema Madrid, Siente la Inspiración. I can hear it. Hmm, it's like a real radio show.

There's not an answer in the stupid dummy. Anyways, come on, somebody fucking talk. What are you doing? I'm telling them to pick up, I'm texting him. He won't fucking answer it. I wanna know. I'm healing up over here. Please leave a message. You stink. Jim Cerepico, please leave a message. He's not answering.

Get the what? Get the what? Joe, get the what? You're gonna leave him a message. Hang on, we'll call the other phone. Ready? You fucking cocksuck. You fucking cocksuck. Here we go. Ready? Come on, sir. Come on, Cere Come on, sir.

What are you gonna say to him? Can you hear it? I'm gonna call him the rat mother-fucker that he is. I don't know if you can hear it. You need headphones. I can hear it. You can hear it? Why?

I don't know. I can hear it. Hey, is Jim there? That's his client. It's Joe DeRosa and Bobby Kelly. And he's on the air live on the You know what dude podcasts and don't tell him that though So he picks up Okay, one moment thanks you can hear it. Oh, it's coming through the speakers

It's coming through something I can hear it fine. I hope that doesn't fuck up the recording You know we're gonna be a gay to fight here if something happens to record And yeah, no damn looping on the park head I'm gonna have to look who would have to do some fun editing down here with you on the buy you Come on, yeah, up y'all there's some might as fine editing on the park You guys like to come to show I got them grateful what you done for me now here's a t-shirt Go buy it and get it on and get it up Now he has a t-shirt go buy it and get it on and get it up I'm gonna do that. Thank you kindly my name with damn soda. Yeah. Oh, thank y'all for coming out to the show tonight I think it's so much. Hey, hey, you're on the you know what dude podcast live right now motherfucker

Really yeah, you're on right now. You're fucking mother. What's the name of it? You know what the fuck? What's the name of it? You know what the fuck? What's the name of it? You know what it is. You know what it is. You know what's Serpico? You're just a rat. And I want to tell you that in front of all these people. Why are you saying that? Because of the joke.

We already revealed the joke on the air and everything. We talked about it. But the evil in your blood that you didn't even know, Bobby, was fucking with me. And then you realized it and you just went with it. You just brought up. Yeah, we went with it, man. And it was starting to feel really good along the way.

Let me tell you something. I love it. I didn't even call you. I didn't even tell you. We're on the same fucking wave. Like I just told him he called you and you went right with it and I can tell you let me tell you his mood swing after you have to phone with you after you played the humble game with you on the phone. Hey man I'll take the hit if I gotta take the hit. Yeah you would definitely cool about it. He wasn't. He wasn't. I wasn't uncool after I just got nervous after. After you he up the phone he turned into a little angry cunt. I did not get angry You started snapping on me and then now I didn't I said I was nervous and I had anxiety about it

That's what I said. Yeah, but you get a little snack, dude. Don't put this on the show All right, don't put this on the show. I said I didn't want to talk about it on the show I don't talk about this on the show. Oh fucking shut the fuck fuck God. I didn't check the fuck out of here. And then. But what made you tell him? Because he was fucking panicking, dude. It wasn't fun anymore. At the point.

Yeah, I know. But it's in. Seriously, it would have fucked up not only this podcast that we're doing now, it would have fucked up the club he's working tonight, the chick he's trying to bang later. Whoever he was got in contact with would be fucking What makes it funny? Jim Jim

No, you're fucking right. Jim, you're fucked up. Jim, do you realize the purpose of a manager and so you always have someone in your corner? You're really going against every bit of that right now. Fuck you, he's evil. I know, he called me up. I'm really closing. Fuck you, sir. You. I know, he called me up. I'm really closing. Fuck you, son.

You should be. Why? I'm the fucking... Dude, it goes you than me. There's Nick DePolo, Artie fucking Lang, fucking all these guys have the biggest... Dommi-Rera. Dommi-Rera, Tony V. These are fucking 30-year vets that kill it every week for 10 to 15 years longer than I've been in the business

They're on the show. I'm closing it you fuck and don't forget Dennis fucking Leary and a band is going up at the beginning and I gotta go up at the fucking end for some fucking reason and close it I'm gonna fucking do it. I was gonna do it. I was like, all right, if I got it, I got to do it. You're gonna do it. If I got to do it. Yes, I was. I wasn't gonna make a stink. I would never make a stink about it. All right. Well, you fucking sure out of fucking mood swing. Let's get back to how rotten Serpico is. Can we please talk about that some more? All right. Because he's just evil. And so are you, Bob, I'm not letting you off the hook. What? What? You two baldies have evil in

your hearts. It's just, it's in your heart what about ciletti ciletti was in part of this we he wasn't on the ciletti didn't know uh... not at the time but after he did right yes and what do you know we were all preparing a wait for the phone call from joe on side. We're gonna fucking keep it going, too, right? Oh, everybody was ready. Oh, dude.

Everybody in on it. I'm so fucking sorry. I ruined it, but I was ready to jump in on it. When I called Conan about something else, he was like, okay. Yeah, so, and I mentioned comics. Come on, he goes, yeah. So I could hear him trying to get into it, and I was like, I already know it's a good thing.

I know it's a good thing. Yeah, Conan's too nice to fucking, he's, he was ready to go. He was ready to go, but he would have fucking, he was ready to go. He's ready, motherfucker. All right, well, all right, what, what are you gonna do? Get us back.

It's coming. What's coming, Joe? It's coming. Oh, fuck yourself. It's coming. What's coming, Joe? Come in. Oh, fuck yourself. It's coming. All right, guys. Supercut. First of all, you don't have to hang up on the show, OK?

I got to go. All right, one more question. I just have one more question for you. Are you going to be at the event at Denish Larry's event? At Comic Home? There you go. Fucking don't ever hang up on my show. I hang up on you. You don't hang up on me. I hang up on you. You understand that? You know what I'm saying? Got the emgator fighting you. Oh fuck. All right. All right. Now ladies and gentlemen before I start with the comedies, I just want to tell y'all, I'm selling

a little bit of merchandise after the show. I got coffee mugs. I got myself cantinas. Refrigerator magnets. I got some water purification tablets going out in the bay. If you look out, I got myself a water bottle. Who's got an iPhone?

I got my iPhone case My name is Dan Soto And then the taste of my nails and got there again to find it Yeah, we got those hair's a kid I said it here I think, what's going on you guys are great girl I'm glad you guys are having so much fun. This is what I did. I provided this you guys dead. How is the show today? You guys, dad, how was the show today? Oh, you're awesome. Oh, I say I'm not saying I never had myself so much fun

and I'm coming to show you before. I'm not fucking face-serving. I'm just face-serving. Oh, you guys are the best crowd I've done working for the long time. It's a goddamn day to find you. Well, dad, when time you get into the club? Well, well, I reckon I might be there around around half pass across

That's what we say is a 30 where I come from Top-tier hanging out That's a new shirt. I got on the merchandise page of goddamn Gater fight. I can't yeah, it's called top-tier a top-tier song We got at a top-tier bra for the girl is yeah, we got we got muffins under their panties How many olds got children's out there? Huh? I got a top tit trapequip us Shit you think so to so to wants a fucking a slogan He wants a goddamn saying so bad.

Just say it, just admit to it. I admit that you thought it was gonna catch on. I admit when you put that up there, just be honest. Just say, I think he was gonna catch on. My buddy did the drawing. I thought it was a funny drawing. It was a good drawing or a funny drawing. Funny drawing.

Okay, and then what? Good drawing. And why did you put it, how would people, because I just wanted to change my Twitter profile. Hang on one second. Okay, people, who are they, who are they? Good job. And why did you put it? How would people? Because I just want to change my Twitter profile. Hang on one second. Okay, people, who, who, who looks at the picture?

Hang on one second, sure. People who looks at the picture. Who everybody does. Now who, if you, you just put that up there. Now who, how are they gonna know what the hell that is? No one, they're not supposed to know. No one's gonna, no, they get back off the mic monster voice.

I told you about the mic. Get angry. Get angry. Get angry. Get angry. Don't you about the mic. Get angry. Get angry. Don't you get a get a fun here boy. I'll beat your monster out of town. You got your own show on A&E where you go across the country,

do your comedy and take out local restaurants and you go with Nika Nika Nikaido fan. I want to share the good news with y'all. I have a good call. Host on the river monsters. I'm a resonant of fissures and lakes in the street. I do another show, we go in the storage unit and I buy them. It's a goddamn data file.

Oh, dear, this chili is good. No, no, no, no, no, you never had no chili till you have my daddy's chili. Yeah. With my new hot sauce, call a get a fight outs sauce. Because then you put in your mouth, it's like there's a get a fight in your mouth. I like all these ideas. Oh my God.

I'm gonna get the crackin' them all these ideas. If you were smart, you wouldn't listen to anything we're saying. You would actually stick out to God damn Gator fight. You would make a stupid t-shirt with two gators and with fucking nunjucks and one with a bat and you'd fucking, you put it to God damn Gator fight. Do your stupid tour that you're doing coming up Guinness, you go and you work on this Gator fucking g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g- do what comics make fun of. Yeah, seriously. Stay away from the table at the seller. Yep, don't listen to anything, any of us say there. Yeah, don't fucking, those pants,

what'd you get, where those pants? Right? Right? Why are you wearing a suit, Stopeit? Yep, wear a suit. That's because. Yeah, anything that happens, right? Anything down there.

Yep, well, you got them, that dumb jokes, it's a hack. Do that joke. Do that joke. So that's what I suggest you do. All right. So you're what I suggest you do. All right. So you're gonna do it?

You're gonna stick to it? I'm gonna stick to it. All right, Goddamn, it's a gay to fight for your now. You're gonna stick to it. Goddamn, you're gonna stick a beating all day. You fucking people wanting burritos. Now you didn't take a beating. Did you, what time did you go to work today?

11. 11, and what time did you work? The first lady I waited on was a cunt. Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is not the fucking mother fucking podcast you say come on Okay, okay, I brought a lady a margarita. Yeah, go ahead Which I come back and she goes there's too much ice in this and I go okay Okay, get you another one she goes you know 11 a.m. She was gonna margarita. Yeah, she goes

You're not gonna charge me for this are you? Yeah, I am What shut your mouth? I don't know. I'll talk to my manager I'm anxious like was there too much ice. I was like, I don't know I the bartender made the drink and I took it to her really goes well then you don't charge her there's too much ice So I'm still there looking like an asshole between my managers making me look like the asshole to her So I got deal done that she's just fucking. Yeah, I don't. He just brings right to you. He's bring her new one. Yeah, but he was like, well, she drank the whole thing.

Oh, oh, well then then yeah, you're right. Your manager's wrong. Yeah, she drank the whole thing. And she was too much ice in that. You're not gonna charge me for that. Are you your manager's wrong? Yeah, that's bullshit. Yeah, she did the fucking, there's a hair in my steak. And it's like, well, where's the steak? You ate it, you fatso. And she wasn't fat. Hey, hey, oh, you talking to somebody else. She wasn't, and she was a fatso too.

Yeah. Yeah. It was just a shitty way to start your day. Yeah. Well, I mean, fucking what you want to do, you're working a fucking Mexican restaurant. That's where people go to shit on people. I don't know.

But you're out of there. Can we just announce this? Can we announce this on the fucking air? The contract gets, I think signed tomorrow. Well, it's fucking, you're in it. You're not working at a restaurant anymore. Yeah, dude, smash, cut, two weeks, two weeks later. Oh, no, that's my biggest fear.

I can't believe that fucking contract fell through as he's carried a fucking edition. All right. Somebody, somebody. So I got to have known be chips, I've been putting chips in a chip machine. That fucking contract fell through as he's carried a bucket I've got to know the chips of people in chips and the chip machine and there's a little Mexican in the back going He's a god then get a fight in here. They you Gator fight you know, it's funny. It's not one of them. I'm gay to fight I see One of it's it's Joe and I did a show at Empire City. I open for Joe at Empire City, Casino And there's little Mexican lady in the kitchen comes up to me and she goes are you are you a community?

Yeah, and they go why why caughty and she goes she shows me her phone and there's a picture it says Joe to Rosa Remember we did that gig. Yeah, it's like, Joe's dancer. She's, are you going? You're going? That's you. Yeah, she's, I ain't going to come wash. She never got. I don't think she did. But that was, that was possible. Dick, the gay and her fight thing is reminded me of my favorite, what are my favorite Jesse, this kid Jesse Pop who's so fucking funny.

That's great, right around Komi. Yes, this joke, yeah, right? So, Komi, it's Bobby, he's got this joke where he goes. He goes, my high school reunion's going up. I'm gonna, I wanna go to a fat suit with overalls and just talking a cage and accident. Oh, you know, this will be Pat in my forehead with a napkin going, it's always hot. I'll reckon it's be Pat my forehead with a dab can go who is hot

I'll record his hot outside And he goes and I know what everybody else say that Jesse hasn't changed what bit That cock sucker is so funny man. I got to call him and see how Conan's going. I Garren fucking tea you go into England for we're going Ireland for two weeks. No, just four days four days. He's going to Ireland I guarantee he's gonna fucking assimilate over there What do you mean he just stay? He's gonna turn into a fucking he's gonna get an accent. He's gonna do the fucking accent the Irish Bro

He's gonna switch up to fucking Gator fight till it's a leprechaun fight goddamn leprechaun fight in here Yeah, he's gonna have different dishes from around the world It's an angel, right? It is a pundafar. Ha ha ha. Hey, who's he's so pundafar? Ha ha ha. It's a roof art. Oh, God.

Soda Sting. Soda Sting. Soda Sting. Soda Sting. Soda. Ha ha ha. Dude, we're at, you gotta stand. We're at, we're having our daily or weekly,

and we go to the Amish market, because we don't work during the day. I was gonna set up a good for that. Goddamn it, you beat me to it, though. Because we can enjoy, we slept until 11, and then we go out and we have- She sat outside. Man, we sat outside for a couple hours.

I took a nap at Macarones. I got you got a brownies for no reason. Oh, just a fucking brownies. Yes, a real cock sucker. Now, it wasn't a beautiful day today, though. You know the best part about being in Amish Market is not having to serve the food to anybody. That's really the best part. It's just being the person that gets there. And, and no, the other best part is to being able to afford the food that we did eat.

Yeah, we can just get whatever we want. That's the only thing. That's the only thing that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part.

Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's just being the person that gets it and and know the other best part is to being able to afford the food that we did Yeah, we can just get whatever we want And and then and then we were outside and I was looking I was looking at Twitter

I was reading some fine tweets From from people I follow and I do follow you Dan I follow Joe to Rosa and I follow you unlike Joe You have to beg this cocks I could have follow you I know Go and do and where and it's just a thing fuck you follow me. I wouldn't give a shit Okay, I don't yeah you do so I just undid it so this is what I'm saying you mean Why you said to do undo it? I'm saying, you're mean. But you just said to do it. I'm saying theoretically, if you call me one day,

but I tell you about using those words. Don't use the simulate. I did? Yeah. Get out of here. He said, how's your gonna go to Ireland and assimilate? I did, did you notice? No, so I had to ask him what he meant

to make sure he was using it correctly. That's just because I saw Stoddrak and I saw the Borg. All right, that's all. Listen, all right, here it is. We were sitting out front enjoying our day off, which is every day, because we're working comedians. It's a beautiful day. That's too much icy Shut your fucking mouth waiter. It's a beautiful day. It's a goddamn game to fight

Something it was something new sink. Oh It's the lady she's actually lady. She's outside's, it's the lady, she's actually, lady. She's outside, fucking vacuuming the, the, whatever she is. Anyways, so we're outside and I started looking at your Twitter. I started looking at tweets and then I started, I saw your Twitter.

I saw your Twitter account. And God damn, I started, I saw you a little logo. I was like, geez, what the hell is that? Because I look at everybody looks at the photos. I get shit from my photo too I was just an asshole just the mannequin with fucking eyebrows, you know me just an asshole I have a you know people make fun of mine people like mine people make fun of it Joderosa has one. I don't you're in the you're you're living room or something? I don't know. Yes. I was doing an interview and then we started an interview

I did right yeah my living room right So then we read yours and you change it didn't you so I can't find it now fuck Did you change it? Yeah, okay, so anyways, we found yours and I put it up and I was like it's a goddamn gator fight And I was like what the fuck what the fuck? Oh, God, so you guys have a conversation like oh, we had this let me tell you something we are doing this podcast We don't do podcasts some Wednesday night. This podcast is for you Dan. Just for my business. This is a goddamn You understand that you walked right into it. We were just gonna call you at six and trash you Yeah, and he goes what do you do it at six you go nothing I'll come over

Ah, I was like, oh, okay. goes, what do you do at it? Six, you go, nothing, I'll come over. And I was like, oh, okay, well, I guess we'll record it then. We wanted you here. We need to walk right into this. You walked into it, you got them right, you walked into it. You got them right, you got them right, you did. You walked into that like a cool walking into a cool trap. You know, you got to poke the water before you get in the dam. You can't just jump in and a cannonball could there might be a gator inside you you

Jumped it in like a catfish jumping into the boat. You know what I'm saying? I feel like peshy and good fellas walking in fog It's shot in the back of the head. Ah, dead. I fucking love it. I fucking love it. Well listen, you're going away We got we we did a bunch of podcasts, but I wanted to get one in with us three. Just to let people know the website is changing. We got a new logo coming up. We're actually going to I'm changing the website on Glory Hole. I'm actually putting it's going to be the new logo, new donate button. So now you're going to be able to donate whatever the fuck you want.

Okay, you wanna donate a dollar, don't a doll. You wanna donate fucking a thousand, donate a thousand. I'm on this 10 and 20. We'll give you a shout out on the fucking air. So you can donate whatever the fuck you want. And I'm also putting up photos to the right of me, Joe and Dan. I'm gonna have their, your photos up,

so they're gonna have your Twitter and your email. So if you wanna email them directly, you don't have to fucking, I get a lot of emails of, you know, you know, you guys are great, blah, blah, blah, but you know, it's not like something, I'm gonna be like, oh, let me even fucking make sure the guy's fucking know that somebody

fucking thinks they're great. So if you wanna email them directly and tell them how much you fucking love them on the show, you can if you want to, you know, whatever you want to find out information to Twitter and stuff like that. I know we say it at the end of every show, but it's going to be on the website now with a photo of, of Joe DeRosa and fucking Gator fight. Is Gator fight soda is gonna be all right. Fuck it down. Yeah. Is, is, is, is, is Gator fight soda? Is gonna be all right. Joe the closer to Rosa.

Ha ha. Joe the, I'm the fuck, God. You gonna believe I gotta close that fucking show? But you, you, you, that you're, you what? You what? You what, man? You what, man? What, man?

That's, you know, what, Joe? What, it sucks any spot. Trying to get to where you guys are, man. Where? I'm trying to, you know, I'm 10 years in. I any Trying to get to where you guys are man, where I'm trying to you know I'm 10 years in I'm trying to get to where you guys are and be a beast like you guys are I don't want ever you know, it's it's a that's I gotta close that show But I've did it before I don't give a fuck it's you know anything benefit wise I don't care if I fucking bomb you know why cuz I'm there to have raised money

I'm just a fucking cog in the wheel And it's hard to bomb on a benefit unless you really stink. But I'm going to blast it out like that. But some benefits are incredibly hard because the room is stiff. That one won't be like that, but I mean, yeah, some of them are fucking hard. I definitely root you. But anyways, we're gonna thank some people right here. Joel Suschent and Sleschant, Bryce Hop, Daniel Convery. I don't know who the fuck that is. K2V Internet, I don't know who the fuck that is.

Services, K2V Internet Services donated some cash to us. Trevitol, Anthony Edelbrock. Thank you guys for donating money. We're putting the shit to good use as you fucking know because the podcast is getting better New page new logo all kinds of shit going on you're gonna be able to get in touch with these two fucking dick wads Right from glory whole radio.com And then when Dan gets his t-shirts, we're gonna have those up there. We'll put up the data fight. Yeah

It's a goddamn data fight Too grown male gators coming up the mark. Shining gator back, it's a goddamn data fight. Oh, that's fucking funny. Hi, Garretty. You know, if I'm on the road, featuring for either one of you, I'm not gonna have catered my t-shirts now.

Listen to me, dude. If you don't you I'm not gonna have catered by t-shirts now. Listen to me dude. If you don't I'm gonna, I make, I make, me and Joe make 20% of every gator fight t-shirt because we help make them famous. Okay. Now people want a gator fight future. So that's 10 bucks in each of our pockets. Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's pounds. Maybe selling the little. You're a broken fight. It's a goddamn shaleigh. It's your shaleighly Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, out of the day job. I'm so fucking afraid though that you say that, and then I'm gonna be back in June, like, guys, they're gonna work a double in turn, isn't it? Why do you think we're saying that?

You can't go back, once you're out, you can't go back. You can't go back, let me tell you something. I moved here, I moved to New York, I had five jobs in Boston, plus standup comedy. I worked at a fucking crazy, delivered flowers, I worked with mental retarded people, I worked at juvenile and linguins. I did, crazy. Deliverin' flowers. I worked with three, a mental retarded people. I worked with juvenile linguins.

I did, I forget, like three other jobs. I had all these jobs. I moved here. I hadn't had a job since. Okay, people always said, how are you gonna do it? I didn't, just don't even think about it. You fucking do it. You just do it.

Exactly. I'm telling you something now. I know what this deal is because I know other people that have done it. And I know what it is. I know what you're gonna make. I know what you deal is because I know other people that have done it. And I know what I know what it is. I know what you're going to make. I know what you're going to do. If you can't figure out how to make this work and let this coast you into being full time comment, you're doing something really fucking wrong with your money. Yeah. Well, I was coasting with way less money. I will don't fucking say just say just don't say it

I'm saying I'm saying I'm telling them that to make them feel good. All right. Well, yeah, dude You're fine. You're fine. Do you making what a hundred grand right? Oh, Jesus. No, I'm kidding Oh, I think I'm really excited Is that the deal that Joe knows about? Because I'm gonna fucking I'm making some phone calls after the park now you're gonna you're gonna be back But yeah, dude, fuck it. You'll be a official comic and and now you want you be able to have your days free and now when you call me I won't go hey guys listen I gotta run downstairs the locker room I gotta phone call you and you don't answer because you can't because you're

fucking waiting on tables you're gonna sneak outside in the back yeah I'll be right back that's what I have to do I know I'm fucking congratulations man yeah Congratulations man. Congratulations. Dan Soder. Hey! Be in a comic man. And Joe DeRosa and me, we have some fucking news hopefully coming up. Hopefully. Hopefully, hopefully with the secret project, people always email me, what the fuck, what the secret project, what is it, they keep trying to guess. Keep trying to guess. If someone guesses right? I'll fucking I'll tell you We'll say it on the air really will you though? No, no, that's take your phone off the table. That's not my phone. We're not doing that. I know I know

Oh, well, you just said it like we're really gonna do it. Yeah, but they don't know that I'm lying to them The fans off I'm not pissing anybody off, but they don't know if somebody really guessed it, they're never gonna know. I see. Yeah. So they'll tell me and I'll never, and I'll just never say that somebody, and then when it does come out, I guess that. I was like, yeah, they're not gonna know.

All right, all right. How are they gonna know? All right. How are they gonna know I'm lying? I got you. Right, exactly. All right. So anyways, guys, fantastic fucking show.

Thank you. Thank you for being on. Dan, have a good couple of weeks. We'll see you in a little bit. And Joe DeRosa, thank you for being on. Thanks for coming over. And I'm glad that you're not closing the show and your life is a little fucking less tense.

And, yep, breathe in through your nostrils. Those little bitty nostrils you have. You really do have little nostrils. You know that, right? Yeah. The little nostrils. You know that right? Yeah, it does you do he does a little tiny nose unlike you're fucking 18th century fucking schnauz Warrior nose He does as a mask nose

I'm fine with that. I'm fucking blood zanned. You're good. All right, you fucking cock suckers. At Joe DeRose at comedy on Twitter, at Dan Soder on fucking Twitter, uh, joderosecomedy.com and nothing for Dan. I can't see still fucking more. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting a fight.

And my money's coming in. Oh, I'm regular. I have a website sometime in the future Yeah, and it's gonna have flash photography and the gate is gonna come out with moon chalks and another get a come out And I'm not and they're gonna find on the top and then I'll come in and the goddamn gate Please somebody animate fucking stupid dance God damn get a fight Make sure you meet me Robert Kelly at gloryholradio.com. Keep the donations coming keep subscribing Retweeting telling everybody you guys are making this podcast really popular We we're glad you enjoy it and we're gonna fucking keep doing it as long as you keep fucking listening

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