Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Joe D Says Goodbye

Episode Date: April 30, 2012

Joe DeRosa returns to YKWD to say a proper goodbye. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I took a couple bites. Thank you, baby. We're here. I'm crunching ice. Everything they hate. This is, um, this is a Thursday edition of, um, you know what, dude? Podcast. Yeah.

And you know who's back. Who is it? You know, I don't want to say it. Joe fucking Derosa. What's up, man? Is is back. A lot of people have been fucking asking about you. A lot of people like when Joe is coming back. Not that many people put a lot of people. Not as many people as I thought. A few. No, but a lot of people have been, you know, when it wears Joe, what's going on? Blaba, blah, blah. Yeah. And now you're back, but this isn't the show has been,

you know, a bunch of people last few weeks, but now this one's just me and you. Right. Because this is, I don't know how to say it. It's a little bit of a sadness. A little sad. I mean, because here's the original podcast right here. The original one was me and a car,

somewhere with my phone. And then it turned into slowly me and you. Right. And that fell apart. And then it slowly turned back slowly me and you right and that fell apart and then it slowly turned back into me and you And uh, and then it'd be started becoming Well, that was you and Dan for a while me and Dan Dan stepped in because you had to go on the road You had to do some shit right, so Dan actually stepped in right and then he got real, real hot, real quick, real popular, and you stepped right the fuck back in.

When that was happening, it took you chair back, and you mic, and put that little fucking big headed, fucking 18th century, core face in check. But the fans did take him rather quickly. You know, it's annoying because I do too. And it bugs me that I like him. I just, you can't not like Dan. Bugs me that you like him too. Ha ha ha.

His charm doesn't fucking, his powers have no effect on you. He's, no, no, no, I love, I love Dan. I went through that same thing with him where I was like, I love this fucking kid. I don't know why, I just really like it. And then what happened? Well, I still love him. It's just, the luster of it is, you know,

just, it's not new anymore. You know, I've known, it's been like years now. So, yeah, I think it's still, you've really only known him for like a year, right? Yeah, not even. Yeah, so it's, He's gonna wear off, hopefully. No, I'll just become your friend

and then you just go, that's my friend, you know? hopefully. No, I'll just become your friend and you just go that's my friend Yeah, let me tell you something if another better podcast if burr was like dude, I need a guy Dan would be gone. He'd moved L.A. Yeah, he's a climber. No, he's a fucking climber, all right He uses that fucking pointy nose to get right up the side of a mountain. He He that fucking pointy nose to get right up the side of a mountain. He, he uh, uh, uh, he's got that effect on, on everybody. He, um, I brought him to, uh, where the fuck? What we, thank last things, give me, I did some gig in Pennsylvania near, right near my hometown.

It was a charity event, right. And I brought Dan, went me to open and, uh, he, I was like, after we're going to hang out with all my friends I grew up with. Right. And we did. And they liked him more than me. Like he became like, like, he was like the center of attention on that. They weren't like, oh, our buddy Joe's home. It was like, oh, this other guy that we never met is awesome. He was doing voices there. All we were doing was hanging out in the basement and drinking. He was doing voices. And then the next day we went out to lunch with my parents and same thing. They just fucking loved him, man. They absolutely loved him. He's just got

good voices. He's got his voices of fucking great. He just, I mean, he just can snap out a fucking, a really good character. And it makes me giggle. Dude, he makes me giggle. This fucking asshole does the Indian wants you come to chief. I'm just like, yay, there's fat Kelly. Okay, you got daddy makes it fucking kills me. There's come a sucker.

He's the guy that it's gonna, it's like, it's like, who's the fat guy from SNL that died, Farley, right? Chris Farley. Same type of thing. Nice and hopefully Dan will die of a drug overdose someday.

Hopefully that will, you know what I mean? He won't, man. I think he's, he's gonna, you can't die from pot? It's, no, you can't die from pot. It's no you can't type a pot and I'm frankly getting sick of how well It's all going for it's just everywhere I go people like soda is just wow. Yeah, shut up It makes me sick And I'm just waiting for it to fall down a little bit just a little

Sweet so he can I just want to get I want to see him show up a little early and set the podcast up. You know what I mean? Be like, hey, I'm here early. I got nothing to do. But he's got shit to do. And the fucking fans and even on Twitter, they did Dan Soda's hair. Like he's like a fan. I saw that. We created a monster, Joe. A monster voice. We really, we really put him out there and he's just sucking, literally sucking all our fans up.

What was the dance? I saw that account, but I didn't know what was the, what was the joke? Like was it, or just, just dance soda's hair. They love fucking dance soda's hair line. I don't know. But there was no like specific bit. It was just somebody thought it'd be funny

to put his hair out there. Yeah, because we make fun of his hair all the time. I don't know, but he's no like specific bit. It was just somebody thought it'd be funny to put his hair That's because we make fun of his hair all the time. I don't know, but he's I mean people love him People fucking love this fucking dance soda right here. Let's see how many people he has on Twitter Remember we started out here at 600 maybe right? Right, mm-hmm, maybe maybe maybe a few hundred. Yeah, six. I think it was about six to 21. Oh, eight. Wow. Poppin.

Dan's poppin. Poppin. Jesus. That's that's how what is that? That's more than triple. I know I couldn't think of it either. I most said quintuple, which is really wrong. Yeah.

Well, I would have bought it. You know, I'm fucking dumb of the news. Oh, no, wait. No, it is. All right. Five times six hundred is really wrong. Yeah, well, I would have bought it, you know, I'm fucking dumb with the news. Oh, no way, no it is. 5'6'1'100. 2,100. Whoo. Wow.

Somebody went to college in Pennsylvania. Oh, wait, no, it's not. No, it's not. My wife was smarter than anybody in this room is shaking her head with a mullful of hamburger salad. Ha, ha, ha. This is what, this is, but here's the thing. We started this podcast off.

You know, I did it a long time ago, then it kind of meld into this thing and then it became then we did that live show We're kind of it hit that next level of here. We go. Yeah me you and damn was supposed to be there But we did that live show, which was fucking great and Then you know, I mean look we've we've had our ins and outs you know in friendships and whatever dude we we fight we fight all the time but also you have some Some stuff going on in your personal life right yeah, and you're gonna be You're gonna be moving away. Yes. Yeah, so I yeah without getting into too much Private stuff, but you know. You know, you was going to Switzerland to become a female. I'm sorry, I had to say it.

I know one else just tell people. You don't have to go to Switzerland to do that anymore. I think you do it right here. I saw a movie. I think the first, the first transgender operation or something like that was in, yeah, yeah, you had to go overseas right now. It's a great movie.

It's a movie, a documentary. It was a, some broad It's a movie, look at that documentary. It was some broad, they come out. She went over there. How bad did that first one must have looked? I know, it must have looked like a catcher's mitt. The webbing and a catcher's mitt. Jesus Christ, dude.

Those first couple, it must have been like, oh. Oh. Ha, ha, ha. Like a, like, they were like, all right. How's the biggest dick you had that asked questions like that? The biggest dick you've ever put in, like you've ever sucked. You know what I mean? Because we need to know how to keep to make this fucking hole inside.

But that's what it is. It's just a hole, right? Yeah, and all those early trannies like have like, like the guys who have become women had that like stringy fucking hair. It never looked right, you know what I mean? Now it looks great, like, you know, like you see our friend Bailey, she's got wigs. She's got, those are all wigs.

What's her regular hair look like? Um, probably like, string, no. That probably look like you. She probably like, Stringing all. Probably look like you. She's the same haircut you do. I swear to God. Does she have short hair? Yeah.

It's probably short. So when she was here, she was wearing a wig. I was like, that is amazing. Fucking hair, she's got. That's great wigs. Holy shit. Yeah, fucking great wigs. Yeah.

Our trainees wear wigs, extensions, and yeah, what do you think a fucking dude is gonna have fucking far faucet hair? Yeah, I know, I always like, her hair is voluminous. Voluminous? No, I only know that from those commercials, the Christie Brinkley. She's got nice hair though, it's just like that Japanese hair.

That's really silky, yeah. Okay. Like the original back in the day photos, it's like that Japanese hair. That's really silky. Yeah, like the original back in the day photos, I think that was her hair. The videos, you know what she had, not that I watched the Bailey J videos. Honey, you got any more salad dressing? Anyways. Uh-huh.

I'm... Yeah. Ha-ha. I... But I think that, uh, who am I kidding? This bitch made sausage soup for the dude You did that's a good point, but forget about that. Yeah, she she wears wigs a lot of them wear wigs well Sorry to burst the bubble

What are you gonna do you know not pull from the front? Jesus Christ the yeah, she She but her her regular hair looks like healthy hair. Yeah, healthy hair, yeah, yeah. But those first, you should've told schoolers, man, it looks like their hair was falling out or something. Something happened with the, I guess hormones and all that stuff. I don't know.

Yeah, or it was just a balding dude, which shitty, you know, male pattern baldness, you know, Gary's father's mother's father had a shitty hair. But, you know, hey, you know. Do you ever see that documentary I think we're alone now? It's about Netflix, no. It's about two people that are like obsessed with Tiffany, the singer Tiffany.

Oh, I did see this. And the one guy's got, the one guy was the sex, her actual stalker. And then the other one's like that tranny who keeps saying that she's fucking transgender and it's like, or that she was a hermaphrodite and it's like, you're not, you have had operations, she's nuts.

She's out of her fucking mind. Right, yeah, I saw that. It was a weird fucking documentary. I had to turn it off. It was making me depressed. It was creeping me out, man. It was like, it was too sad. Yeah, some of those documentaries, the fucking,

they, I watch one gas land, very sad. It was about the fracking. They're doing all over the country where they just crack the fucking earth's crust to get to natural gas, but it pollutes the waters and they're doing it in the Hampshire. They're doing it in Pennsylvania and upstate New York now. Like the places I go fishing.

They're, yeah, but what's his name? Bush and Cheney, there was a lot of protect, you know, these resources in forest and water. There was a water act or something. And they put it so that, you know, they passed a lot that fracking can actually bypass those water laws. So they can just pretty much frack anywhere they want, go in, and fucking just pollute the water. They have to put over 200 and something chemicals to actually get the drill bit down into the water, that seeps into the water,

and people literally lighting their water from the kitchen sink on fire. Jesus, with a big lighter. Right, so. It's just you're done one way or the other, whether you smoke or eat fast food, or whatever the fuck it is, or at least it's a tell you not to do,

they can still fuck you with your water. It's unfucking real. You can't get away from it. Now we're fucking, no healthy way to live. No, if they invent the time machine, I'm going back. I'm going back to the 1800s, right before around 18, 18, 50, two early, I think. Really? Yeah, dude. I'm gonna early, I think. Really?

Yeah, dude. I'm gonna go back when they kept the bullets. But you know, because 1850 they had to do the, you had to put the balls of the ball and then prime it like even the hand guns, you had to do like a musket. I'll go back where the bullets came up. Go back, I'd go back to like the 40s. Fuck the 40s. Cause you could still hit women. You're right. You could

fucking hit women. Yeah, yeah, you could smack a lady. You could smack a chick for not putting the fucking cup down the extra six inches. Well, I still understand what the extra He doesn't want it to put it down for him. So he doesn't have to. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. You want? I. You're using this stuff so I'm like, I'm going to put it.

So make it a lot easier instead of me leaning over the computer with liquid for him to actually help me. The last six inches. I'm going to put it down for him and please. Okay, Joe, here you go, ready? How do you want something to drink? I'm in the middle of something, right? Yeah, I would.

So she comes over and she'll hold it over me. Like she wants the last six inches, me to grab the cup of the plate and put it down in front of me. Because somehow this last six inches makes her, I'm taking advantage or make sure a slave you know what I mean you're already poured the fucking drink you got the orange juice you got this diet sprite you mixed it in a cup you made an orange janna you put it in the fucking thing you walked it over here and the last you

can't put it that fuck down I'm not giving it on the last six inches show put the fucking plate or the cup down on the fucking table. Don't do it, don't ask me. I don't care. Put it the fuck down or don't do it. Cause I'll go get it myself. I don't know, if I get thirsty, don't ask. That's a good point. She set me up, Joe.

She set me up for the six inches. Do you want something to drink? Yeah, that's nice. Oh, here. Take it from here. Fuck you. Put it down. I guess I would dawn on this one. No, you don't, Joe. You're a danger as fucking Joe. You want to live in the 40s. We just talked about hitting women. I didn't really want to hit women. I was just kidding. No, you're moving back. You don't have to put up. You know, she didn't fuck her. No, I're moving back, you don't have to put up, but she ain't fuck her.

No, I'm moving back, I don't have to, I don't have to sigh with you anymore. Let's get into that. This is the thing, you're moving back, you're moving back to, this is what happened, this is just really the short of it and I try not to be too verbose about it because I ramble. Some stuff happened with my family.

By the way, I apologize. I got some tweets from people that were going to go to these shows I was supposed to do with Tampa. At Side Splitters, I was supposed to be a cracker's in Indianapolis next week. I was supposed to be in Tampa this week. I sent out tweets about it. I apologize to anybody that might have bought tickets that wanted to come out, but I really do have a family thing

happening right now, and I had to cancel all my April dates to go home, to go home. So I'm moving out of New York for a few months to help someone in my family get through some stuff. And it just kind of just caused me to, you know, without saying too much here, you know, the last few times we did this, I kind of wasn't in my right mindset, you know what I mean?

And like, we sort of talked about that. Yeah, I mean, personally, you know, I mean, you know, even besides this, you know, you've been under the, you know, you had a lot of shit going on. Right. But not only did we have shit going on business-wise as far as the book has been a fucking, not a nightmare, but it's been a great process

but a very taxing process. This book has been very taxing on all three of us because we have to work with three people We were working together for two years on a lot of shit You got a lot of shit going on and then you had this personal shit going on in your life. Yeah plus being alone and single Yeah, I know fucking again no one to turn to well seriously man. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm saying being single dude coming home Let me tell you something when you come home alone and I've been there dude I thought you were fucking. No, no, no. I'm saying, being single dude, coming home,

let me tell you something, when you come home alone, and I've been there, dude, I've been there, just as you are, but I mean, I remember having problems when I first moved to New York and having to come home alone, and I live with the South African that didn't hardly spoke English. And it's not like, his advice would be,

I don't worry, I'll watch my eye, what? Fucking, okay. Right. And it's hard to go, you know, to have all this pressure and to go home at night and not and be alone is another motherfucking thing. Yeah, yeah, it's tough. It's tough. I still am not, I haven't slept right in,

and it's gotta be two months now. I just haven't been sleeping right at all. And you know, that fucks you up and everything. So basically, I got to this point where I was like, you know what, I have to step out of anything in my life that I'm not, that I don't have like control over basically. It's different if I'm doing a project with you and Billy and it's our thing together or something like that.

But it's like, I had to step back from anything where I was kind of working in a way working for somebody else. You know what I mean? Because it wasn't gonna work for me personally where my head was at. And I didn't think it was fair to somebody like you or whoever else for me to come in and not know where I was gonna be at. And potentially not bring the right energy into your thing or to somebody else's thing. Right. So that's why I step back from the podcast and that's just really, that's all it was, man. At least that was it. Yeah, you know, it's definitely, it's weird too, because you know, I mean, look, the chemistry between me and you. And me and you and Dan too is, you know, phenomenal.

It's fucking great. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's the fact that we, the, you know, you think that we're all the same person, but we're not. We're very different on so many levels, but we're the same on a bunch of levels too, which makes it fucking great. Right.

Right. So, you know, but in here it is too, I think that the best podcasts we do, a lot of times we're just, what we're doing right now. Yeah, yeah. We're just sitting across, you know, just me and you shooting the shit about, you know, that, it's weird this podcast has become, it was, it went from me to me and you to these interviews. I did with comics on the road to back to me and you. And now it's this show. You know what I mean?

And I mean, I like these little, the one-on-ones with me and you where there's nobody else around because the fact that we do relate on certain things to me is, there's something about our chemistry together that's just like, what the fuck, it's just, it flows. But you start adding like one or two or three other people into the mix and it's like, does somehow me and you kind of fucking get disconnected a little bit? Yeah, it was definitely different.

And that's not a bad thing in the sense of like, I never looked at that as like, you know, I don't want you to think that I was ever like, well, what the fuck, this is, you know, it was just different. It was just a different thing that I wasn't fitting into as well anymore. And we had, I don't even know if it ever aired,

but we had a thing that we taped where we got into it. That was the day we were kind of like, I think. We had a fight And we had, I don't even know if it ever aired, but we had a thing that we taped where we got into it. That was the day we were kind of like, I don't know. We had a big fight, but it was, you know, it was definitely our, you know, I never aired that podcast. I'm glad you didn't,

because I honestly don't want, now they're gonna want it. I know, you're a fucking asshole. I didn't bring it up. You brought it up. It was, listen, I didn't bring it up. For anybody out there that might say, hey, I wanna hear, you don't wanna hear it, it's not entertaining brought it up. It was, listen, I didn't bring it up. For anybody, for anybody out there that might say, hey, I want to hear, you don't want to hear it. It's not entertaining.

It was actually fucking brilliantly entertained. It was one of the funniest podcast we've ever done. Honestly, God. And then one of the most, you know, psychologically, I've listened to it a shitload of times, psychologically to hear to hear you know on the other side of it now knowing where Your shit was coming from and my shit was coming from it really wasn't it wasn't It wasn't it was where you were at all in plus and then add in this whole fucking Kathy thing you know, which was Just I know Kathy she can be fucking, ugh, I mean just uncontrollable, rage, regrial, like what the fuck?

And at all the other shit that was going on in the background of your life, that I didn't know about really, with your family, that thing that was going, the business too. I mean, just the fear of this business that we constantly live in, no matter what, where you're at.

Even if you're selling out arenas, or selling out theaters, we're constantly, am I, how long is it gonna last? I mean, there's constantly a fear for a comic because we're such solo creatures that it's all gonna go away. Dude, we're not gonna have enough. solo creatures that it's all going to go away. Dude, we're not going to have enough. It's fucking brutal. I was saying to Don before we started recording.

You talked to my wife without me? You were here. I'm just weren't listening. No, we were talking before we started recording. I said, you know, I got to go stay in Pennsylvania for a few months. But I have to, I'm gonna have to figure out times to commute up to New York and do some shows and do some stuff because I'm terrified right now. I'm like, oh my God, I'm gonna go away for a couple months.

Is the business gonna forget about me? Is it gonna be that I left? Is everything gonna think I left? I got it, how do I just keep being out there in some way? But then you're like, dude, you can't. You just gotta deal with your shit. And if you can get up to New York once in a while to do something great and if you can't, you can't.

But that's life. And when you come back, it'll be here, not leaving for a year, you know, but it still scares you. Two months, two and a half months, whatever it is. It's like that fucking, this business scares the shit out of you where you think, are they gonna forget about me? You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah dude, no, I look, I've had secret fantasies recently of like moving out of the city and going, like selling my apartment, getting a house and kind of going doing that thing that people do. But I'm too petrified of, if I do that, I'm gonna become that guy that is not, I'm no longer relevant.

I can still show up at the seller or a comedy club and be relevant and kill it and, you know, blah blah blah. I can still do that. You know, I'm going down tonight. I'm still here, motherfuckers. You know what I mean? I know what you're saying. But like, I don't, I used to go down every night

to a club dude, seven nights a week. If I was in town, I'm there, two or three shows a night. You know, I'm, you know, I'm working Tuesday. You know what I mean? I'm going away Thursday to Chicago, but I should be working tomorrow night. You get scared of like, oh, am I not? Oh, should I?

I don't know. Can I take a Wednesday off? Fuck yeah. And you can go and do this thing and do what you're gonna do for your family. And you're gonna come back with something else, something new. You're gonna have a perspective, whether it's because you realize of, you know, oh my God, what I had at my fingertips every night, and I should have appreciated it,

like wow, or I know I have a better plan now I know what the fuck I'm doing and don't forget too I mean you have a major book coming out with Simon and Schuster it's not like you're going away without shit on the table I mean you know October you know we're going we're gonna go on a little mini book tour of me you and Burr and we're gonna sell the fuck out of this book that we have coming out. That's pretty amazing, you know going over it Yeah, yeah, you got you got something Go home you're gonna take your family do all this stuff and you're gonna regroup But you also have this huge event to look forward to that's pretty cool You know, yeah, yeah, I'm happy that I am paying that I have a some irons in the fire

I have some web stuff going on that'll be hopefully coming out soon and then and then that'll lead into the book stuff And you know get back on the road like early summer late, you know midsummer and So it's you yeah, there's something You know, I'll tell you one thing dude. It's really nice to I mean Even five years ago. I wouldn't have been able to do this. Like, it was a really nice thing to be like, wow, I'm at a point in my career where I can go,

I'm going home to help my family. And like, I'm not gonna starve and I'll be okay. I got some shit going on and whatever. Like, that was a cool thing because, you know, we all know that we have those times where you're like, I can't fucking leave. I can't. I've missed funerals because people that I love dearly because I was like, I'm in San Francisco, I can't leave the weekend.

I have to do this week. And you could have. What's up? You could have. Yeah, you could have. And I mean, it's like, right, yeah, you're like, you know, and I could have done it, but my, your brain is in a different place. Right, right. Your brain, you can do whatever you want.

And the world's not your world that you've worked hard is not going to collapse is the point. It's not. You can go home now. Right. You know, I, I do, I missed Don's mom's funeral. Right. I was going to Iraq. I mean, I was like, I'm coming home and she was like You know, I do it. I missed Don's mom's funeral. Right. I was going to Iraq. I mean, I was like, I'm coming home and she was like,

just go and do what you got to do. And it's like, that's something that that haunts me. Right. Yeah, that fucking haunts me, dude. Were you guys married at that point? Yeah. Because that's to me is like,

like Don saying, I understand what you're saying about like how it haunts you and you're like At the same time like that to me like Dawn be like I understand do what you got to do like that I was gonna say if you weren't married that would have been the moment where I'd been like I should marry this person because They're extremely supportive even in a time this, they understand what's going on. And you know what I mean? And it takes a lot of tragedy to be happy. Yeah. It takes a lot of tragedy to be happy, dude.

Yeah. It takes a lot of fucking terrible things on your part. And a lot of terrible shit in life. Little, you have to do a lot of terrible things. You have to be happy. You know, I think if you're a righteous human being, you'll learn from your mistakes or you'll learn from these fucking things

that you've done and said and experience and all the fucked up things that's happened to you. You learn from those things to become the guy that hopefully someday you have a kid and then you pass what you've learned onto that guy or that girl. And it becomes better from there. You know what I'm saying? I think, I don't know. I'm not trying to get so fucking poetic.

This is what I think life is about. But I think, you know, I think that's what it is, you know? Yeah, absolutely. I have a friend that always says that. He always says, I can't stand people that don't understand depression. Like without depression,

you can't understand absolute joy. He's like, there's no way to understand the one without the other, because otherwise you'll never appreciate it. So it's the same thing with what you're saying. It's like you have to go through that tragedy so you understand how to get to happy and how to appreciate happy

when it actually fucking happens. I had something happen this weekend. I snapped at one of my friends. You know, something happened and you know, he fucking said some shit that kind of fucked me up and I was like, I didn't snap like fuck you but I was like, I do it, I get, you know, that we had this fight of like fuck,

oh, that's bullshit, you know, fuck that, you know. I felt like shit. I felt like shit and I realized it's because I fucked up. I was like, I fucked up. I fucked up. I shouldn't. It doesn't matter what he did. He might have fucked up too.

He might have did, it doesn't matter. I know that I did something wrong. And the fact that I have self awareness and I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I've learned, I've learned. Okay, let me just, I'm sorry dude. I look at no nothing.

I fucked up. I shouldn't have did that. Blaba, blah, blah. I apologize. Okay. All right, man. Great. No waiting for, but hey, what about, that's it, man.

I'm out. You got it? Good. Immediately felt better. I didn't need his apology or him to acknowledge it. I just feel like, okay, I know what I did. And that's what's bothering me. Because I don't want to be that person.

Right. You know what I mean? So you learn from these fucking tragedies. You learn from the fights. You learn from the arguments. You learn from the fucked up things you do to people. And the shit that happens to you. Right, yeah.

Absolutely man. Absolutely, I've learned more about myself from the arguments I've had with you and Bill. Yeah. And I've, look, you're having with other friends too, but it's like, when we, when we get into those art, we've had some, I mean, Billy said, dude, he goes, the fact that we came out of this process

of writing the, you know, writing the show, script, and then the book together, and then we're all still friends. He's like, that says a lot for our friendship, man, because I mean, there were some fucking, yeah, we fucking, there were some brutal, brutal fights, man. I told you, we're fighters. Yeah. We're not, we're three of the same motherfuckers in certain ways and we don't we argue We we fight for a point we fuck up, you know what I mean?

But like to come out the other side hang on one second to You know to to come out the other side of that and you know look Fighting and all that shit. What is it words hurt feelings right really? Shortcomings right really is that that shit, what is it? Words, hurt feelings, really? Shortcomings, really, that's what it is. It's not, it's not, nobody killed anybody. Nobody fucked anybody's check, nobody, it's not murder, it's not genocide, it's not a fucking tsunami,

it's literally hurt feelings and tsunami. It's not. It's literally hurt feelings and words. That's all it is. So when we fight whatever stuff like that, me, you and I mean, me and Billy used to fight. We won't talk about, we'd physically get into it. We'd physically get at it. You know, we would scream and yell at each other and, you know, any comp, well, we were very competitive sports wise. And, oh my God, we used to get into it, dude. I mean, I remember we played roller hockey on cement and just fucking slam each other into cement walls. And fuck you, you fucking did the fuck you. You know what I mean? Just too bossed and fucking idiots going at it on the upper side.

But you know, it's, it is, look dude, you get through that shit, you move on, you learn shit about yourself, and you just, you know, you, you, it makes you more intelligent, it makes you more aware of your own psychology and where you're at. Yeah, yeah, it's weird, man. This was a real, I can't, I don't know if I can explain, but this whole thing, it's weird, man. This was a real... I can't explain. I don't know if I can explain, but this whole thing what's going on is like, there's a real eye-opening experience. In a weird way, I feel more terrified than I've ever felt,

but I also feel more free than I've ever felt, because I'm about to go into this very intense growth process, you know, this sort of cathartic transformation. I know that's what it is, like it's going to be fucking intense. And the fact that I don't know exactly what's going to happen at the end of it because I gave it my apartment and I'm going to have to find a new place to live and all that stuff. That part of it is kind of exciting, you know, and when you get that mortality thrown in your face, even though it's not your own, but when somebody really close to

you, it's like, hey man, this person could die. You know, no matter how sick or not sick they are, just when that idea enters your head where you realize, oh my God, it's possible. Yeah, I mean, it made me just make, it's just weird, it just makes you start making decisions more clearly where you just go, I'm gonna do this, I need to do this right now, I gotta go do that.

You know what I mean? I'm gonna stop saying no to myself about this thing. And, you know, from the tiniest fucking decisions, you know to up to All the fucking major ones like it just it's a weird Interesting new thing like it feels like a new phase of my life, you know, and I know you've gone through it with The people you've lost in your family. It, it's weird when you're, you know, I don't know, it's weird. It does fade, unfortunately.

Right. Yeah, the urgency, you know, and Patrice died, it really was like, you could feel the bond between people, all our friends. It was a serious bond that happened, you know, all the, from all over the fucking globe, you know, comics, you know, we all, that bond and that's solely faded.

You know what I mean? Where it's like, all right, you know, you're back to being you. Right. You're back to being you. You know what I mean? You're back, you know, okay. Slowly, you know mean? You're back, you know. Okay, slowly, you know, but I get it,

you know, even with me too, I guess, because your reality sets in and, you know, your fears, doubts and insecurities, but your reality too, I mean, where you gotta go and what you have, do you have responsibilities you have to do? And, you know, it's hard work and hustle that gets you the way you're gonna go and friends.

I mean, I've learned, I think that's the business. It's fucking people who like you, your friends in the business, and your hard work and hustle gets you shit. Other than that, there's a few lucky people that just get picked. But there's no getting picked. You know what I mean? A few people do.

But even the people that you think got picked didn't. Right. It's probably a lot of hard work behind where they're at. Right. And people like them. So, um, but anyways, dude, I think you're doing, I look, man, you know, you're gonna be fine. Yeah. You're gonna be fine. You're in this, you're in a, you're in a definitely different situation. You come in back, uh, when you come back, you get a lot of great shit happening. So you get to come back into the, a really, you have something to look forward to with the book. Right.

You know, and that's what the greatest part of being an economic dude. No one can ever take that away from you, no one can ever fire you. You can always fucking find, especially when you're established, you can always find work. You can always fucking find, especially when you're established, you can always find work. You'll always be able to get on stage

and make a living because you're a standup. That's it, that's fucking great. You can't do that as an actor. You can't do that as a fucking musician. You can't do that as a painter. A comic, if you're funny and you're a fucking, you can go and find a gig somewhere. It may not be a fucking sold out improv gig gig might be a bar in the middle of fucking nowhere in Pennsylvania

But you can still make your fucking nice thousand bucks. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was it was it was funny like There was stuff I was able to pick up Being in bumble-fuck Pennsylvania and just like I can get this and I can go do that and then I then I also knew like oh I could call people way ahead and say hey June or July whatever it is like I need to I need to book spots and I was like I could start filling up all that stuff you know it's like they they can't take it from you you can just always you can always go back from you. You can just always, you can always go back. Once you, obviously you got to establish yourself to some degree. Right.

You know, but, but once you have some good connections, you can, you can utilize them, man, you know, slide back in. Yeah, so I'm chewing on the fucking podcast. Go fuck yourself. What kind of dressings on that? Low fat ranch. Is it good? Hey, it's a little fat ranch, dude. It's better than fucking vinaigrette That tastes like a fucking whole ladies asshole. You know what I love man. I know yeah, she males Old movies references Whether you love velvet paintings. Yeah, yeah video games. What else? Get a get the good seasons Italian man

Yeah, yeah, video games what else get a get the good season's Italian man It's best dressing in the world. First of all, it's the best segway. I've ever heard my life out of some fucking serious shit It was perfect. It's exactly what exactly what this you we doing this podcast me you we just segway into food Or some fucking horses yet Get the good seasons Italian dude their packets Yeah Get the good seasons Italian dude their packets You got to make it, but it means easy to make I know what you taught I love this I love that with the little you got to buy the little bottle with the flip top that dressing It's you know, it's clear Italian dressing. Yeah, it's fucking delicious. I'm gonna do that

I do I do you know what I remember that that's like poor people dressing But it's really good. Nobody likes it. likes it, yeah. Fuckin' really good. It's the best salad dressing I've ever had. You know what else is that's good on? A fucking Italian sub. Yeah, you pull that on a Italian sub? Yeah, I know. It's fucking good.

I know, we used to do that when we were kids, we used to, we'd get the subs and then dump that shit on it. Oh God, my favorite sandwich in the world, Italian sub on the fucking good French bread. Not the crunchy crunchy. I like, I like, you know, a nice soft French bread, okay? Right. And you pour the, uh, that oil, just a douse it with oil. Slice lettuce, saloonions, douse that bread with the oil, douse the sandwich with the oil. No vinegar. Just that Italian oil salt and pepper. Yeah, fuck vinegar man.

I mean, I like vinegar, but I mean on a sub. I don't like it. No, I don't care for shit. You know what else good season is good with is if you get like a home home taco kit like the old El Paso or whatever, I make I take the lettuce and I mix it up in the good seasons dressing. and then I put that on the taco Oh That you know what fucking good dude, you know you have old bay

You had a like old bay really You ever have it you ever put it on wings? Yeah, I've had it on wings and crabs and fries. I don't like it man. Really. It's my least favorite seasoning I get like mad if it's on. Pa, I've never had it. I had it when I was at McGubbies. The last time, they put it on their wings. The fuck is McGubbies? We haven't been to McGubbies yet.

It's in Maryland. It's a really good club. The club, okay. Yeah, no I haven't, but I know what you mean. It's actually, I mean, it looks like a community college when you pull up to it, like what the fuck is this shit? You know, like this way you get your fucking license uh... but the club itself is fucking really great great club great crowds uh... great owners

hottest waitresses in the fucking world and they have old bay wings old bay wings and i knocked my socks off did you uh... have you you've done laughing skull right or have you just, oh, dude. I've done it. I did it on that tour. I was when I went out for three weeks. Yeah.

It's amazing. You got to do it. Yeah, it's just the money was just like, it was like, wow, that much money for that many shows. It's not a ton of money, but the room seats 75 people, dude. It's like, yeah, I mean, I like the guy, the guy who runs it. What's his name? Marshall. Yeah, Marshall's a really good guy. And Remember when we had to show it not the last place, but when we had it at Acer clubs when you first did it. Yeah, it's like doing that on that

Like the room. We had a fuck was it Acer clubs? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that on the road. Oh yeah. Fucking awesome. And then you, here's the thing. They give you a voucher every night. Right. If you headline, they give you like 50 bucks a night

for food and drinks, which is plenty. And they have that, I got that burger, dude. They have that fucking burger where it's like six pieces of bacon, a bunch of cheese, and then two grilled cheese sandwiches is the bun. They have Tata Tots there too, right? Yeah. That fucking food at that place is incredible.

Yeah, the vortex, it's a touch to the club. Yep, right. But every comic there has a beard, right? A lot of bearded guys, yeah. A lot of bearded motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's not bad to me. No.

Actually, I really like the beards of comedy. Yeah, they're great guys. Fucking swell dudes. Yeah. Really, I did a skit with them. I don't think I'd ever aired. They probably had a fucking douchey because of my acting. I don't know.

I went out there, I pulled the fucking calf muscle too, don't it? Yeah, you know, he's got some acting chops. Oh, a comea here. Anthony. Yeah, I shot that thing with him the other day and he's, I didn't know, I mean, I didn't think he couldn't act. That's why I wanted him to do it. Anybody, he came in with the script and did it

and he was, like, I didn I didn't there would not like no notes I was like there. That's how it's supposed to go anybody what the fuck Hang on one second So I'm sorry little fucking fuck up there. Yeah, well look at anybody you can do characters Connect anybody you can whip out a fucking anybody who can do characters, connect. Anybody who can whip out a fucking character like that can act. Yeah, man.

He, you know, I wrote this little thing and I want it like, when I was writing it, I was like, I need like a guy that looks like a, like just like an old school like rock. Like this guy's just been to a million concerts in his day. Yeah. Yeah. And I was writing it and then I was like, oh, then the guy starts singing and then I was

like, wait, Anthony looks like that guy. And he can sing. I was like, that's perfect if you can do this. And he was like, yeah, I'm fucking dough it. I don't give a shit. That's right. And we shot it, but he came over the day before to just run through it a couple times and I was just like dude, that's literally Exactly how it's supposed to be like it was awesome, you know, again, not that I didn't think he couldn't do

I was just like you can do it as good. I just have to say it You didn't think he was gonna be good That's how he could do it and with your help you could get him where he needs to be, right? But you didn't think he was gonna be actually good. That's not what I meant. I just was like, God damn, he just hit it right. He just hit it right out of the gate. You know?

He's a closet actor. Yeah, he really is. I bet he was fucking excited too, right? Yeah, dude. And there'd be like, there'd be like a place here and there where I'd go. And like that's like, he'd be like a place here and there where I go. And like that's like, he'd say like this line doesn't make sense and I go, that's because he's supposed to get like,

that's where he realizes like, and he would go, oh now I get it. And then he would do it and it would be perfect. Really? Yeah, he was just like, right. And he could do this, right? That's probably. I watched that movie in Sidious, by the way.

Woo! Dude, it's, here's a problem with you. Okay. You knew, you know what a pussy I am. Yeah. Right. And you knew what this movie entailed. How it, it was very deceiving of how fucking creepy it was gonna be.

Right, you know how scary this movie was. Yeah, dude, it scared the fucking shit out of me. Yeah, and you knew it was gonna happen to me. I knew it was the kind of scary that would freak you out. Dude, I didn't know it was gonna get you the way it did, though, man. Jesus Christ. Dude, I'm watching this, and it's addictive, too. It's like an addictive movie because it's almost a puzzle

and you have to figure which makes you want to watch it. You know, a scary movie like, okay, you know, Friday 13th of all, you know the guys coming. There's no puzzle to solve. Like why? What's going on? Who are, that's what kept happening. The first scene when the shit started moving

and that little kid Came out of the fucking draw or the closet that she opened and the little kid It didn't make it was like what and he just jumped off and left old man faced kid It gave me the shivers. Yeah, dude like the shivers and this bitch This is what made this movie so fucked up It happened during the day. Yeah, you never hear of hauntings during the day And that's what made it so real for me or so different is that this shit that Closet just opened during the day. Yeah, there's nothing during the day. There's nothing scarier than a fucking ghost, a day ghost.

Right, right. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And then at night, the one scene that really, I had to shut it off again. I had to stop watching it five times. The other time, the alarm going off with the front door open. Yeah, that part's pretty intense.

And in a weird way, because it's not like I don't think I don't think there's any ghosts in that part. It's just it's just weird. It's just the alarm going off and the door being opened. And I'm not going to give I'm not going to kill the movie because if you haven't seen it yet, go watch it. And if you don't think it's scary, I don't care. Do not email me. Do not do not email Joe when none of us Give a fuck about it. So fuck you, but if you That's gonna we should put Conan on the podcast hang on Hello Hey, you're on the podcast with me and Joe

Wow, you haven't on a long time. Joe, do you see your other client? Hey, angry Joe, dangerous Joe. What do you want? It's Dave. I think it's just Joe today. Hang on, I don't even think he's coming through. Oh, here it is. It's not, why is it not working?

You got to put it on speaker. Yeah, I thought I did, but it's not working. Hello? Hey, I'm here. OK, cool. Yeah, so what's up? Well, is it business? It's one quick business thing that I want to know if you wanted to do a man-cali interview tomorrow

on his show for the Chicago kick this weekend. Kind of time-sensitive, that's what I'm called. Let me call you back on that, okay? Thanks, buddy Bye, Connor He did say man cow, didn't he? Sounded like that's what it sounded like. Oh, God. I don't know about that. I don't think we get along. I don't know anyways It's yeah, so if it's not scary

If you don't think it's scary, shut up, right? That's what you were just saying. Yeah, it's like, I don't care. This is fucking frightening movie. I mean, the ending was a little surreal, whatever, but I still, it didn't throw me out of it totally because it was a, they finally just went down to different path that I never thought of,

which was actually interesting. That realm of whatever they, you know, the, right, with the father and the kid, you know. But it was, it was fucking that, there's some certain parts of that man, the shit hat, I mean, when it, just a lot of day ghosts shit happened in which fucks. Tons.

Me up, it's like, dude, you're not supposed to, you're the witching hours between this and this. Tons. You know, it's like, wow. Yeah, they're, what's it called? The, the, the day ghost, the one that you were talking about, the jumps out of the closet. That's, that's, that did like the thing I think.

There's like a bunch of things that always scare me, but anytime it's a little boy with an old man face. That really scares me. They did that in the mouth of madness and it fucking freaked me out really bad. Right. And then you're right, there's something about the daytime thing. I wrote a horror thing once where the stuff was happening

in a guy's apartment in New York. And I was like, that's fucking scary because you think like in this, you never see it in the city. So is the old house wherever. Yeah. But then if you did it in the city, it just gives you this thing of like,

yeah, it can get to you there, you know? That's what you can do. Just give it a day thing too. You're like, no, it can happen. It can happen. Turn the lights on, won't help. Yeah, turn it, yeah, you don't get to fucking turn the lights on like and get away from this thing.

Yeah, open that. Look on the ceiling. There he is. What the fuck? Right. You know, and then when she ran out of the house and looked back through the window and saw this thing dancing, I know. It's so scary that it was dancing like, whoo, it's creepy, man. This movie is fucking creepy. And then the end it gets a little crazy but it's I played. I think it played. It works. I think it does. I think it does work. It's a scary movie. And the fact that I didn't even hear about this movie makes me angry. It got really, I went and read all the reviews after I watched it. It didn't get great reviews. Because they all said, everybody said the same thing.

They were like the third act of the movie can't live up to the first two acts. And they were like, but no movie could. They're like, they set the bar so fucking high at the beginning that they're like, there was no way to end this thing great. Yeah, they could, they could fucking not have a happy ending. Finally, in a fucking horror movie, could fucking not have a happy ending. Finally in a fucking horror movie.

They could not have a happy ending. They could someone could die and somebody could have to kill themselves. Something terrible should have happened in that movie. That's why they. At the end? Yeah. The end's not happy. Yeah, oh yeah, but it's not. It's not happy, but it's not, it's not. I get what you're saying. It's not happy, but it's not, it's not. It's like, I don't know, it was, you know, like the exorcist, okay? The guy jumped out the fucking window, okay?

Kill themself. That's not happy. That's an ending. Right. This wasn't an ending. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. It was like, come on.

I got you. You know what I mean? If they could have been a little more subtle with that. I got you. A little bit more fucking, you know. Yeah, I watched it with my mom once and she said that she thought the end was really dumb. She was, she was, she was real, she almost walked out of the movie. She's like, I'm too scared. It's fucking terrible.

I know. And then at the end, she was like, that end was stupid. She was like mad at the end. Yeah, they got to figure out that if you're going to make a ghost movie, if you're going to make a demon movie, you got to do the research on ghosts and demons. You're going to understand that some, you know, you got to do the research and it's, it's, it's the more realistic, adore swings open. You know, the more realistic you can make it with the certain build up to this thing, having it happen during the day was such a great thing.

It's like, wow, wow, you're not safe. Yeah. Like, those things were great. The ones that they chose were great. The end got a little weird, but I get it, but that if they just could have made it real, like what would have really happened? Like the Amiville Horror, the guy kills everybody. The exorcist, the guy jumps out the fucking window and kills himself.

That's a reality, that really happens. It's like, this stuff was like, all right, now what? What happens? Oh, come on. Yeah, got a little elaborate at the end. Yeah, well, yeah, and they added a whole new element, like this lady can see stuff that other people can't. Is that what, it got a little weird. Yeah, she, uh, what the fuck was it at the end?

His hand. His hand, what they hand her something and he looked was it at the end? His hand, his hand, was the hand or something and he looked and it was the thing. I don't wanna give a wait. We were trying not to give it away to the end. Now, anyway, they won't know what the fuck that means. They won't know what. And it doesn't listen.

The ending doesn't matter. Even if I, even if we don't, but don't, but don't, yeah. But even if we told you the end, that's not the part you're watching it for. You're watching it for the first hour and 15 minutes of ghost popping up in the worst places. Degos.

You gotta watch it for the Degos. That's fucking crazy. You're in the shit out of you. I shut it up five times. And then I finally watched the end of it in bed at like three in the morning on my iPad. Watching it on a big screen, way more terrifying. If you're a pussy, a little screen helps.

When it's little, like I almost put it down to my iPhone because that's how little these people had to be. So it didn't fucking scare me. Watching it on a 50 inch plasma, go fuck yourself. That's too real. That was too real. I had to move it down to my iPad and put it on a pillow So I was like this isn't real look how small the people are

Yeah, but insidious man. What a fucking great movie. Yeah, yeah, what a great fucking movie definitely the best Hard movie that I've seen in a while. Yeah, there was one English movie. I think it was English I've seen in a while. Yeah, there was one English movie. I figured it was English exorcism type thing, like possession movie. I can't find it. It was done in England. It was about being possessed.

This girl or this family got possessed in this house. And you know those English houses with the small little hallways and the little stairs and the little rooms, you know what I mean? Right. That's always scarier to have a possession or a demon in a small little English house than these big American homes with these huge hallways that nine people can run down.

You know? I want to check out, what the fuck is he called? I went to Kim's video the other night with Jared. Remember Jared, those are the co-hosts. Yeah. We went to Kim's video the other night with Jared remember Jared those the co-hosts. Yeah We went to Kim's video the other night on the it's in the East Village Great great fucking DVD shop and music shop Tried to DVDs. They sectioned it off by country and genre. Yeah, so any weird fucking offbeat goofy shit You looking for they got it

We're in the horror section He's a big horror movie guy and he watches them a lot and he doesn't get freaked out easily He pulled a DVD out he goes dude. I swear to God this movie almost made me faint. What is it? I can't remember the name of it. He's shitting me. No, and I go I can find out and I follow him right now Yeah, and I was like why and he goes dude It's the most disturbing fucking thing I've ever seen my literally literally dude He goes and knew it was fucking fainted. It didn't look that old. Yeah, but is he a fucking is he that guy? No, when I told him about you within Sidious, he was like that pussy. He had to shut it off. I'll fucking slap his face

No, we we talk about harm movies all the time, and we like, we trade DVDs and stuff. He's, he's into that shit, man. And he, he looked really fucking serious when he said it. And I was like, Jesus, I, let's put this way. I didn't want to see it when he said it. I wasn't like, oh, really? Now, I did, I freaked me out.

I did a whole fucking show, dude. Last week about, did you hear, did you hear my, I got a ghost, I got an EVP. about, did you hear my, I got a ghost. I caught an EVP. Yeah, you played it for me. How scary was that? I did a hit on the podcast. Yeah.

How creepy was that? So scary. But you know what? What? I just watched this, I'm gonna call him. Hold on a second. I just watched this documentary about that. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Hang on, hang on. about hang on hang on hang on hang on oh Just Joe yawning excuse me, sir. It's alright. So I want to think it was a ghost Come on pick up stupid I Know he's fucking Come on pick up stupid. I know you fucking I work too. I know work is you don't work you your own boss fuck face You're not in fucking staples or you can't take a break You're your apartment and you're underwear. I know what you were calling why hold on

Jack did it beep? I don't know. We were yelling at each other. Jared. Jared, Joe, call me back. I need to know the name of that movie that you showed me in Kim's video that you said almost made you faint. Text it to me or call me. I just, I need to know as soon as possible, actually. All right, thanks, bye. I knew what you called.

I knew what you were calling to say I got to move the podcast time back to later. How did you know? Because I knew. You didn't know that. I knew what you were calling to say. I got to move the podcast time back to later. How did you know? Because I knew. You didn't know that. I just knew. You did not know. You're a big fan of not leaving details on the voicemail. Like you like to leave a five second call me back. I like to talk to people because your question could be another question that another question I have another question. I don't like texting because I'm not a fucking 13 year old girl.

Oh geez. And I don't like leaving voice messages because I know how phones work, Joe. I know, I know how the business works. I know how, I know what you do. I know your apartment. I know when you wake up. I know you because I know me. Okay.

And I know that that phone rang and you didn't answer it, okay, you looked at it and you didn't answer it. And then, because you're in the middle of something, okay? But then you texted back, hey, blah, blah, I'm working, okay? I called you. No, you texted. Oh, I said I'm working, what's up? I said, yeah, and then I said, call me when you get a chance.

Because I'm not texting, I'm not saying they're writing a paragraph to have to have you ask another question for another. I'm gonna ask another question. You don't know, I don't know that though. So, you called me and boom, boom, bang, we're done. Bang, zoom. What do you mean I never answer my phone?

Never answer my phone. Fuck the other fucking time on the phone. All right, well, we'll, we'll, from now on, we're gonna, we're gonna keep track. Let's not, let's do that. Let's just do it. Can I get a water real quick? Yeah, go ahead. Sorry.

Yeah, we'll take a little break. I'm good. I think you're gonna laugh at that. That was a positive thing. It was pretty funny. I think we're, we're back on. All right, we got it. We got who's that?

Is that him? No, that's Annie Letterman. Who's that? Is that Letterman's wife? No. No, she's a girl comic. I'm all, she's been open for Norton. We're out, I'm done. With girl comic?

No, I'm kidding. She's funny, man, she's really fucking funny. All right, she's a fucking cunt. Oh, Jesus. Actually, she'd be good for you on here. If you want like a girl that really can run her fucking mouth. No, I don't't I don't want a fucking chair. I don't want a brother can run a mouth But like in a good in a good way. I mean no. I don't want anybody running their mouths Everything's fine. I don't want any fucking mouth runners. She's like a Schumer, but like a direct Schumer not like a passive

I'd a Schumer, but like a direct Schumer, not like a passive rather have Schumer Fucking Schumer. I don't know who she is really I trashed her so hard on an email chain. Really. Yeah, why are we recording? Yeah? Yeah, oh shit. Sorry. I told you that 10 minutes ago. Can you cut that part out? Come on Sorry, I told you that 10 minutes ago. Can you cut that part out? Come on. Ooh. Do you really want me to? Yeah, just a couple of.

Come on. I'll tell the Schumer story. Just tell the Schumer story and you can get out of it. You know, I know you love Amy. We love everybody. Ooh. Man, I just beefed. Ooh, it stinks.

What are you gonna do? What did you do? They had a surprise. One moment of cut that. Oh, are you really? I don't want it you to be, listen, you're in a good, it's out, yeah, you said, you said it, when I went, she's like Amy, but not like me. You called her a cunt.

That the fuck is wrong with you? I didn't know we were recording. I told you, I said we're recording. I said we're recording. I didn't even sneak it in on you who cares I don't fucking care who gives it fuck you move them back to Pennsylvania you're out of the business farewell Hollywood say goodbye to Hollywood Joe that Billy Joe's also Joe's light in the place on fire as he goes yeah that's so

funny dude she so she sent out this. We were on an email chain. They were having a surprise brunch for a friend of ours. Right. And we were on the, they had this email chain amongst the few of us, whatever, about setting it up and everything. And Amy writes this fucking email. Oh, let me say goodbye this thing. No, no.

Let me read this thing. Oh. This email, it was the most fucking humble, bragged, passive, aggressive email I have ever heard my life. This is... All right. Yeah. She writes. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, C tell, I am in St. Lucia with Kimby.

I will do my best to stop by and say, hey, but I'll be home and NYC for less than 24 hours before I fly to L.A. I found out I'm doing Kimmel on Monday, airing Tuesday, so I got no time, y'all. I heart all of you, except, oh, excuseall. I heart all of you, except, oh, excuse me, I heart all of you, except I am on the fence about you, Al, Al Jackson comic, right? Thanks for getting my back on the Big J show friend. There's apparently some radio show called The Big J Show, and he was all with Steve O.

Steve O started trashing me, and Al just sat there, didn't say anything. Really? Yeah, that's funny so So I'm reading this thing and I'm going this fucking humble brag asshole So I write I write back there of a day ago K post y'all Can't wait for tomorrow my schedule is crazy, but I'll be there How do you actually spell

crazy? C-A dash, Razy? I'm flying back from Aruba in the morning. I'm there now with Yoshi. Yoshi's the lizard from Super Mario Brothers. Yoshi's also that fucking Japanese

porn dude that got fired who tried to do comedy Hello, how do you know? So I go that I only have 36 hours in New York before I leave for El Dorado the lost city of gold To tape my special Also, I found out letterman needs me to guest host on Wednesday. And heirs Wednesday, Timo. And then at the bottom I wrote, I love all of you, even you, Al.

Hey Al, remember that time we did that thing that no one else on this email chain was involved in? Forget it, I'll just talk to you about it when I see. Oh shit, man. and she bounce back with God. She fucking bounces back with This is a list of all our good friends. So I thought I could share sorry Joe Didn't make you to feel bad now go take a nice nap on Burr's couch Right little personal wow little personal okay, so then I wrote back Amy, thank you for taking time out of your schedule to respond. Sincerely generous.

That's funny, dude. That's funny. Funny. That's a nice hot one. How long did you take it to write that email? That first one, I thought about it for a little bit. I was driving in the car. I called Soda, I workshopped the email on it. Hey, you gotta work that out. You don't wanna fuck that up. Yeah.

That was a perfectly well-executed response. Ah, shit, dude. Oh, fuck me. Listen, man, we gotta wrap this up. We gotta book meeting in a few minutes with the lawyer. Very close to being done with this book and it pubs October October man So early October you guys you motherfuckers out there me burr and derosa we got this book coming out cheat a man's

guy to infidelity yeah it's coming out it's gonna be huge it's gonna be big and we need all you support so when we start, we start telling you, you know, where to go and where to get it and what to do, you guys make sure you fucking help us spread the word. Please do. Yes. And by the way, we have an, we have an official pub date. It is oct, I don't know what I'll tell my head, but it's early October. There was a time period where excuse me like last fall We we thought it was coming out in February. Yeah, so yeah, no people we go now February This isn't us going now now it's October and then it's gonna be that it's like no, it's definitely October

It's happening. It's fucking happening The book is coming out which is great. I can't fucking wait and you'll be able to see the movie Yeah, when you buy the book we're working that out so you the wait. And you'll be able to see the movie. Yeah. When you buy the book, we're working that out. So the all your motherfuckers who want to see the movie, you'll be able to do that too. I know, directed by Joe DeRosa. It's,

I'm just kidding. It goes without saying. I, so anyways, hopefully you come back on, dude. Maybe we'll do this again sometime. Yeah. I know you're going back to your family. You're going to be taking care of business. But you'll definitely come back on. Well, somebody we're going to have to play that fucking podcast

where we got to a fire. I mean, it's one of those things, dude. I hope I hope in the future, I can I can come back and make an appearance. You know, you know, you come back on any any time you want. I just but at the same time, I'm not so arrogant to go or unfair to go. You've got your father. When I decide, I want to, you know, you just call up and go, I'm in town. Can I come on? Of course. Joe, thank you.

Anytime, anytime. And we're going to try to put together a live show when I'm going to see if you're around because if you want to do that, while you come and do the live show, we're going to do another one. Maybe Atlantic City or somewhere. Okay.

Me, you, and Soda. That'd be fun. And, there'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, well, see what's going on. I want to try to do that. Make sure you get your fucking dangerous Joe T shirt, too. I have it. I was going to wear my today. It's too big for me. I got it. Yeah. So I'm going to get mine and my dad and get a side I'm going to buy a size

small one. I guess you want it. You know what the fucking buy it. Go to them, I ridecast.com merch page. Get that fucking dangerous Joe shirt. Actually, Soda shirt actually made a comeback. Oh good. Yeah, we actually talked about it on the show one day. Good. It just wasn't selling shit, but he made a comeback. Good.

I think it was because of St. Patty's day. But anyways. And I want to say thanks, dude. Just don't get too sentimental here, but thanks for all the times, man. It was a very consistent thing in my life for a little while, and to all the fans that were so supportive, and to write to me and stuff, and write to us, and whatever.

Well, keep fucking right, and a lot of them told you to go do your own podcast. And you should, you should think about it. You should think about, you're gonna be home. Do your, set up your own podcast. And you should, you should think about it. You think about you're going to be home. Do you set up your own shit and let me look dude. A lot of people from this love you. Everybody. I mean, there's thousands of people every week, 30,000 people listen to this fucking thing bro. And more and more. I mean, the new fans aren't going to know who you are. But the old fans will know who you are. But you should, you know, think about it, bro. And if you ever do come up with one, I'm going to fucking send everybody over there.

But again, dude, you come on whenever the fuck you want. Joe, you're fucking seat and your microphone is always there. Thanks, bro. So you go home and do your thing. Thank you. Take care of your family. You want to call in Skype. Thank you. You want to fucking, you know, you're getting bored. You're getting a little fucking, you know, when we're doing it Dude, I want to call in. Thank you. You come to fucking dude. I don't give a shit who's here. I'll you get the fuck on Thank you. I'll always hold on the mixer. I'll always hold number two will be open for you. Ah How's that? Thank you. This number two will always be open. I'll leave it open. It sounds gay, wouldn't you say it? But you like it because you're gay. Anyway, I be gay like my number two will be open.

And here's the deal, dude. I want to thank you. I want you to thank the blue microphone, too. Yes. Yeah. And the syndicate and laugh button life. Yeah, I, yeah, I was gonna say that the, the Laugh Button. Laugh Button and Syndicate and Blue mics, you know, thanks for the mics, I got some mics. You got the Yedi? They got the Yedi and I got the gold, the gold tip to Blue mics.

They gave it the 200, yeah. The 200, you, you're walking out of the podcast with the 200. Yeah, that's a very nice microphone. It's like an award. It is. You want a fucking award. It is, it doesn't really, it'll be a the podcast with the 200. Yeah, that's a very nice microphone. It's like an award. It is. You want a fucking award. It is. It doesn't mean you'll be a little stand with a plaque.

Yeah. Yeah. So they're both great. Yeah. The 200 I was particularly excited about. Yeti's the fucking shit, dude. Especially if you're gonna call in on Skype, you'll sound as good as we do here.

That's what the Yeti is the best thing. If you're, you're doing a podcast by yourself with one other person. That's what the Yeti is the best thing. If you're you're doing a podcast by yourself with another one other person, that's what Richard Boni is. But also if you're using Skype, you want to sound like you're in the room with somebody, that fucking Yeti. It's incredible. That mic's incredible. You're going to love that fucking thing. Yeah, I've used it a couple times with you and I always thought it was a great way. But let's do a tech talk. Because I've used it a couple times with you and I always thought it was a great, but let's do this let's do Let's do it. Let's do a tech talk because I've been doing tech talk with Dan and Bobby and Dan. It's just stinks Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-to Let's do one with me and you all right. Let's do it. We're gonna do Talk oh wait, that's my part. Sorry. We're gonna do tech talk with Bobby You hate did you hear the song that the guy came up with yeah, yeah, it's great

It's a great song when I went to change it because you're moving back to fucking Pennsylvania Just cut off the end words is Bobby and Joe. I love you hate that part. I love part the fans love the Bobby He's his song is my point. I like we need him to do another one with Bobby and whoever Bobby and Dan fucking Kelly for stoker does the end Bobby and then she goes up. That's stupid Aussie accent Oh, Bob. It does it I never noticed you said it everything sounds like a question. Yeah, it always goes up at the end I went to the stool. Yeah, it always goes up at the end. I went to the stool, got about some ham. Here's a big day.

Exactly. But anyway, we're gonna do some tech talk. I love doing it with you because you fucking Dan brought up air flight. He told me that. I wanted to throw my fucking Jagermeister in his face when he told me that fucking asshole He just stinks and he really tried to own it too. He's like yeah fucking airplanes dude. Oh god I fucking I want him one to fall on him a nice an F18 like that happened The fell in someone's backyard. I wish that happened to Dan and I'll fucking a story your queens. Nice fucking engine from a plane falling in his fat head.

Fucking big headed douchebag. I'm sorry, Dan. Sorry, Dan. Jesus. Anyway, so what are you, we're gonna do your tech talk today. This is your tech talk. No, I have something,

but we're gonna make it your tech talk. Okay, but I'd like you to go first. Okay, because I, all right, I feel like, I want, okay, I, mine is very simple. My tech talk today is I want people to first. Okay. Because I feel like. I want, okay. Mine is very simple. My tech talk today is I want people to go to Instagram.

I want people to actually join Instagram as my new, I don't know if I've done this before. Have I? No. I've never been. Well, my new favorite, it's like Twitter, but with photos. But it's less abusive. It's less, there's less assholes on it.

There's less, you know, because in order to be on it, you actually have to do something. You have to take photos. So, you know, I still have to block every once in a while. Somebody will say something stupid. You know, like some guy, last guy I blocked, he said gay. And then I went to his page and it was him and his little kid. And I wrote gay. And then I was a little kid on a transgo. I went gay or? How do you like it? But you know it's Instagram it just got bought by Facebook for a billion dollars, one billion dollars. Facebook just bought it so they're integrating it into Facebook now. I would get it now,

get the app. I know Facebook's probably gonna ruin it somehow. I actually just downloaded all my photos, and you can do that. You can download your photos if you have an Instagram account that you're really fucking like, and you want to make sure you keep all your photos. So Facebook doesn't fuck it up.

There's a program out. It's on, it's actually on Instagram. I posted it on my Instagram, Robert Kelly live. Go to my Instagram. The last photo I put up there has the information about the actual program that you can go. And it's called Instaport. Go to Instaport.com, you can take all your photos off of Instagram, put them on your computer, desktop. So you have them all.

You don't lose them all, because I don't know what the fuck Facebook's gonna do with all my photos. So make sure you go to Instaport, get all your photos off of Instagram. If you're not a member of Instagram, join now, it's one of my favorite apps on the iPhone. You can take a photo wherever you are.

You can show people where you're going through the day. You know, all the bullshit that, you know, it's not text, it's just your fucking, and they have filters and you can fucking take really cool photos and show other people and get a bunch of fans and other people that take great photos, which I'm into. I like it, so I would suggest,

and it's cool too, because when I go on the road, I'll take, I'm in New York, I landed in Denver, I'm here, I'm in Reno, here's the hotel, after the show, you can kind of see my whole day some days through my Instagram without me having to type it. That's cool. So yeah, Instagram, and make sure you go to Instaport and grab all your photos if you haven't.

So that's my tag. That's very cool, and there's a, this isn't my thing, but there's a, I don't know, that there's a lens. Tom Shaloo, his comic, for the funny guy, right? Yeah. He got, he showed me this lens that he bought for his iPhone. 65 bucks, it just slides over your camera lens.

One side's wide angle. You flip it, the other side's fisheye lens. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, then you can take it off and have the micro lens. And you want it? It, yeah got it. Yeah, I have it. And you can take it off and have the micro lens. Hey, you want it? Yeah, sure. You want it? You want it?

Yeah. I was gonna be my tech talk next week, but. No, don't I just pull it, yeah, sorry. No, I don't give a fuck about it, because I don't like it. Why? I don't like it. Is that your thing?

No, okay, good. No, you got a good one. Look, I'll explain it, but it's fine, it's fine, but it's not I don't want it I'm never gonna use the fucking thing. I just thought for Instagram ram addict. They might you know, right I got a I got a fucking telephoto lens on it. It stinks. Okay. Yeah, to in order to put it on there You have to have a certain case you have to put magnets on your thing It's all kinds of shit. The one he got I think you just slip on the corner, right? It's just slides right now.

Yeah, that's actually, I don't got that one. So I won't talk shit about that. The one I got was just fucking stupid. So I was gonna check that one out. You slide it on, you flip it, right? Yeah. All right, I'm gonna check that out. That's the slide out.

I threw the one and it's a micro lens. Okay, I'm gonna check that out. It's fucking really cool. All right, so what is your tech talk, Joe? Oh, dude. Well, Bob and a depression home when I was on the road one day. How are you gonna pull it out? And you wait a minute.

You're gonna pull something out that I don't have? Ooh. What's that, dude? What is that? Is that, it's the fucking... Is that the new PSP? PS Vita. Oh.

It's the fucking PS Vita. What is it, is it good? Is it good? Bobby. Does it run on fucking those stupid cards? No, now I'm gonna take you through this thing. All right, go ahead. I just turned it on, but I just boot up for a second.

I wanted to make sure I had battery for the show. Oh, it looks sleek. Full touch screen. Is it touch? That's fucking badass full touch screen So boom boom internet browser all that bullshit, right? Yeah, I'm not online I only got the Wi-Fi didn't get the 3G. I'm not online, but see that right there PS store. Yeah You go right in dude. You can download every fucking available game right to the thing. Really? So you got to get memory cards, you can download everything, or you can go to the store and buy them and there are these like micro chip cards that you

slide in. Okay. You do one or the other. It doesn't matter. Okay. But here's fucking, hold on. Let me just boot this game for a minute. This is a puzzle puzzle game and then I'll show you like the real shit but just to show you this dude yeah wow this thing is fucking it is at the same layout as the old one no dude two analog sticks right and left buttons fucking deep head for it dude it's a full it's this is it dude this is a remote it's the fucking real thing This is like a remote. It's the fucking real thing. That's like a remote. Um, I love to touch green Look at the screen dude. Wow And the oh Okay. Okay.

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puzzle game that that runs on like you know touching the screen and stuff but see see how that's happening see this things popping yeah yeah that's because the whole fucking back is a goddamn touchpad dude What are you talking about? This is a fucking touchpad. I don't understand. Why would you need that? Because you play games where it's like you got to knock a barrel down you go like that on the back and it fucking falls off the wall Shit like that the back is touch the entire fucking thing is a controller Really and like when you don't need this it it doesn't matter. It's just the back. Okay.

But there's part, there are games that'll let you use this and use a touch fucking. Really? Yeah. So that's pretty sick, dude. Right. But, let me get out of this, dude. That game's called Escape Planet.

That's a really cool like puzzle game. Talking to the mic. Talking to the mic. Sorry. It's all right. But here's Uncharted. What is that? Uncharted is, Uncharted is the

signature series of games for PlayStation. That was their big series that came out with PlayStation 3. So this is a new one they made, dude. Look at this fucking game, dude. I don't want you to see it till it's up. Okay. I called my friend and I was like, should I get this fucking piece? And he was like, dude, it's the best. He's like, you gotta get it. Really? I add one. I loved it, should I get this fucking piece? And he was like, dude, it's the best. He's like, you gotta get it. Really, I add one. I loved it, but then those cards, I fucking hated having to carry those cards.

The PSP stunk. I had it, well, it didn't sting. It was the shit when it came out. Yeah, it had a couple good games, but then they just, they couldn't figure it out. And the launch for this, all the games are getting about an eight rating, which for launch is good.

Yeah. It'll only get better, right? But, okay, let me get this fucking going, dude. Yes. Oh shit, okay. All right, it's loading, just for sure. Okay, loading. I like the style of it better too.

It's not as, it's a little fatter, which I like in a little it better to it's not as it's a little fatter Which I like in a little smaller This way yeah, and it's wide yeah Front camera back camera really has cameras. Yeah, no shit. What do you use that for? Just take pictures. There's like you know picture apps and shit You can do Twitter and all that bullshit on it. No shit. Keep word everything dude. Look at that fucking game Let me see that let me hold this let me hold it. No shit. You board everything. Dude, look at that fucking game dude. Let me see that. Let me hold this.

Let me hold it. I'm gonna hold it right now. Let me tell the fans. Let me tell the fans. Let me tell the fans. Let me tell the fans. Let me tell the fans. I mean, that's places you can see.

The lighter than the old one. The lighter than the old one. The lighter than the old one. Right? Yeah. Look at those fucking graphics dude. Wow. What is it brought?

Wow. Wow. Yeah, this is a life-roiner. This is a life-roiner right here, brother. It's the greatest thing I've ever laid in bed with, like on the road, because you're just like, I'm playing video games and I'm running the bed. And do they have like, call the duty? Do they have those games?

It's all coming out. There's like, there's like 10 games out right now. Wow. But uncharted as the shit. It's fucking great. Wow That's pretty fucking wild. You can download a lot of the PSP games to it So you can get download like got a warn all that stuff right to it really yeah Wow, it's pretty wild and they're gonna expand those libraries. There's like 60 games slated for the next year of release or what You know what I mean?

They're gonna get call of duty, they're getting bad company. Wow. That's pretty good. It's light, I like the back, it's got a camera, it's touch screen, it's got the remote on both sides, it's on the front. That's pretty fucking wild man. I fucking love it. I love it.

Get it. I love it. I gotta get it too. Now can you Wi-Fi? Can we play if you're in your moms? And I'm here can we play games together? Yeah, dude. There's a 3G one that you can get really yeah So we can both play games though. We're both on Wi-Fi. We can connect on a server like and play games together Yeah, they have they have Marvel versus Capcom the new one. Yeah, they have that out for this That's pretty cool. You can play head on with people and If you get the 3G one you can play you like you can play in the PlayStation Network against people

You know most guys pull out pictures of like a chick they banged and they're pussy and her sucking their cock the way you pulled that Fucking BSB out of your jacket. You know that right and I and most guys I actually got excited like you did show me a picture of a chicks Fucking nice rack. I was like, oh my god. I didn't tell you about it because I was like, I'm saving that for it. I'm gonna whip that out on that fucking table. You know, I wasn't into buying it. I was like, fuck that. I got my iPhone. But that screen is huge.

The clarity and the movement to have something like that on the road would be fucking crazy. It looks like 360 graphic. But I like the, you can tell, like the iPad, you can have great games, but you don't have that, the thumb stuff. You don't have that joystick. That's what I love, the having the D-pad, which is awesome.

Do we need to call a duty on this? And you can fucking sit like this. Yeah, I would like to call a duty. Fuck yeah. And an airport when you can fucking sit like this. Yeah, with a pair of headphones. A whole duty, and an airport when you want to kill yourself usually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long is the battery life? Five hours. Okay, that's good.

It's not terrible, it's not great, but you know, it's enough to, ah, wait, maybe it's shorter, maybe it's like three to four. Okay. It's long enough that I was like, is it long enough to take up the bulk of a flight to LA? Right.

That's all I cared about and it is. So, you know, you're in your hotel, you plug it into the fucking wall. No, when you go to LA, you flying out there with Amy? Oh, Joey. Listen man, I'm gonna fucking miss ya. Anytime you wanna come back, just please come back, dude. Thanks so much.

You know, just call out, fuck it, dude. Don't make it so dramatic. Not at all. Or as I said, I'm Thanks so much. You know, just call out, fuck it, dude. Don't make it so dramatic. Not at all. Or as I said, I'm meeting with my agents one time, Dramaticle. I want to do Dramaticle roles. That's what I said. And then they didn't pick me up.

I'm gonna find you. I won't, and thank you, and I miss you too, and it's been great, dude. Yeah. You know, you're understanding and support through all this has been really great. So thank you. I love you, brother. So, you know, go home, take care of your stuff of your stuff. We'll see you soon. Hopefully I hope so man. All right, man

All right, brother. All right Joey. Joe D Joe Derosa dangerous Joe Teen idol sensation teen idol sensation Joey Rose Though Joey roses a lot of dick there's a fucking man. He and nicknames dude Go get his goddamn t-shirt cuz he makes some of that money We're gonna sell that shit Bada shit and uh, we'll see you next time. You know what dude podcast. We are out I'm just starting to stick, stick, stick You know what I'm needed I'm stuck in the block, I'm stuck in the block

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