Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Joe DeRosa, Adam Ferrara "Joey Roses"

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

This week's YKWD with Joe DeRosa and Adam Ferrara we get into Joe's new restaurant, Adams new special and the secret they've been keeping from Bobby! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Last week was Epic, oh Jesus Christ. Right out of the gate. I mean, I got Joe DeRosa, Adam Farara, two of my favorite friends, people in the business and now Rich Voss is calling in. He called me, dude, what a fucking just garbage. He really is just garbage. It's called back. Oh man, there he is. Okay. Why would you hang up?

I didn't get it was an action. Wait, I was asking can you hear me because you're on our podcast right now. Oh, we're on my wife HB. Yes. Well, you're on YKWD with Adam Farah and Joe Deroza. Hi, Adam. Hi, why are you rich? Hi, Bonnie. Is this about restaurants and stuff? Is this a food? You don't need to take shots at Bobby. Why? Why, because you,

I don't think I should be trying to tell you it's sausage. You rich, you're trying to book more gigs? Yeah, yeah. Oh, look, who was that? I don't get it. Because I work restaurants, he says. Yeah. I wasn't there.

Well, not he says it. Yeah, bad. Well, not he says it. Everybody says. Yeah, everybody says it. And you don't get it, Bonnie, because you're successful. Well, you know what, dude, when Joe just smashed me about comedy, he really, you know, no one cuts an onion as good as Joe. So I can't have that.

No. Fuckin' hot peppers. I said hot peppers Bobby what's up? I Wait for which he said that's gonna be your special hot peppers But I was being nice because obviously he's not gonna get a special I

Money's cutting with a knife right now. We came back with fucking pent up Boston energy didn't you? All right, what do you got? Bobby we were talking about The movie that you love so much. Yeah, but yeah bone Tomahawk. Yes Tomahawk bone that we watched last night. It's bone Tomahawk not Tomahawk. Yes. Tomahawk bone that we watched last night. It's bone Tomahawk. Not Tomahawk bone. Bone Tomahawk, which probably gonna go in your backside tonight. Not why do you love it so much? It's a fucking masterpiece, Rich. It's a masterpiece. Yes. Wait, so do you agree with that, too? Yes. Haven't seen it. Bobby, you told me to see it left and haven't seen it yet. Let's hear it make.

Do you remember? And it might be hard for you to remember. Do you remember the scene when a little kid was killed in the barn, right? Yeah. Then they were going to go into the barn. The three guys had rifles like they were going to barn. Who's in it?

Remember that? Yeah. It looked like the three stoochers were running into a barn. He made the three stooches. Yeah. He put an R on the end. Yeah. Stoochers.

Oh my god. Listen, yeah, but because back then, dude, it's not like everybody was John Wayne. You know, there was Indians that were around and they were scared. They were frightened. They were running into the garage. Like it was almost like a silent movie. It was, how was it a classic?

They didn't say it was a classic. We said it was a masterpiece. It was a masterpiece. It was unbelievable. It was one of the best westerns I've ever seen Next My next next God damn it. I had a good slam That was he says for the best westerns I've ever seen it's the next the omelette I'm sorry. It's a hot.

Wow. Jesus, not only was it a good show, Joe, you ran your fucking breakfast menu. Show only does sandwiches. Hi, Bonnie. How are you? I did not see it. No, I didn't see it. Hi, Bonnie. How are you? Ask Adam a few sort. I did not see it. No, I didn't see it. Adam's favorite movie is My Cousin Vinny.

That's a masterpiece, Tim. You like the new Ghostbusters, right? You said you saw that. The new Ghostbusters was a lot of fun. Yeah, it was. I mean, it really showed, really stuck into those women that it was. Yeah, their movie.

Oh, all right. Franch, franchises over not really. Well, listen, we got I don't think it was a masterpiece by any such. The one good scene was where they split the guy in half. And you got any more spoiler, which are people listening that want to go see the movie rich. See it. I haven't seen it yet. Bobby Jussort, he's all excited about it. When they were screaming and then you found out how they were screaming, that wasn't fucking crazy.

And the fact that when the girl Yeah, they put Joe's whistles in there. I just yeah, yeah, it's such a They sounded like you That was good. Hey, it's a masterpiece. It's a western. It's a great Western and it was I thought it was unbelievable and it was very Realistic to probably how it was back then You know baggage me about that is that they have the phone still has a Yeah, yeah, you know what I love that you that you spelled Riches lasting with an extra S Revoices yeah, I do that because that's the way he would say it

Um, can I tell you what bothers me? What? Yeah, I know what bothers you. Before we get started. I know what bothers you. But a lot of things fucking bother you. Oh God, do you get it? Fucking lippy woman.

lippy. He's a lippy woman. Oh God, do you get it? He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman.

He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. He's a lippy woman. Was that a piece of art? No, no, no. I wanna tell you what bothers me about the show. Go ahead. About my show. Yeah, yeah, right there. My show. Let me tell you.

Yeah. Let me tell you. I can't stand that you don't use my music anymore. I hate that you replaced what was like sort of an interesting, different kind of podcast theme with what everybody does, which is like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da. That bothers me. Well, it bothers me that I'm nowhere to be found found that montage. You're in it. You're in it I very end you're in it doing you you're in that what am I it? What do I say you're in it right?

Play it again, please. No, don't don't play it again. You're in it I made sure you're in it. I can Stevie Ravel. All right play can we can we get the original? Do you have the original right? Much look most just panicked because I asked him to do his job Any other producer like yeah, let me find it most goes. Oh, he's gonna kill me You're an intimidating intimidating guy, you know who said that I'm saying you're intimidating. I'm not saying I'm not you're not intimidating You're just angry here it comes again. I know Tim Adetti, you're just angry. Here it comes again. I know.

What? You know what? I got Bonnie, was that a masterpiece? And she goes, it was a good movie. But do you really, real quick? Do you remember when they were lifting the guys up into the cave with the rope? Yeah.

OK. OK. How they got them into the cave, right? Yes, yes, yes. How did a fucking guy with one leg get up there? You just see him up in the cave with a gun. All right, how did he get there? They cut his leg off after he was up there.

What? You can cut his leg off. What? What? Now, he's talking about a richard of a husband from the conjuring. Patrick Wilson. Patrick, he got up there.

His leg was fucked up. How did he get himself up? They had to drag those other guys up. Right. And how did they get him up? Buddy, I'm sure there was stairs. I'm sure they have stairs. He would have had trouble navigating stairs as well.

Yeah, I know, but the timeline, maybe it took him six hours. I mean, who knows? I mean, it was a fucking great movie. You're talking about one part. I agree with you. That part. It was all right. Yes. All right. It was. Hold on. Wait. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to FaceTime you. I accidentally hit the FaceTime button. I apologize. Oh, I can't take it. He keeps hanging up, but now I'm mad. What's wrong with you now? Nothing.

Just listen. What's wrong? First of all, I'll tell you right now. I don't like you. I don't like your, I own a bar deep voice. It was. It was. I don't like you. Nothing. Was that your, that was your monster voice? Yeah, he's got like a manly voice you I don't like you nothing. Was that you I don't like you my voice yeah he's got like a manly voice now that he's he's has a fucking brick and mortar

Hey look at you know it's it's just from too many cigarettes that listen to it. Oh nothing I'm not doing it on purpose it's not doing it on purpose. Yeah it could be a polyp. So you got that you got that clip I give you that clip He says yeah I don't need you to commute just play it He says yeah, I got it. Thanks. Good. Thanks, man. I'm glad you got it I mean, it's almost the thing now where my I Just like when you get angry. I just it's like can I play this clip? Yeah, we got it and then I say you got the clip. Yeah, we got it What not yet what is not yet? No, that's what he said that's left. No, he didn't say yes

He said not yet, which is why I started laughing and you thought he said yes. Oh, hey, that's what I was laughing What is the other clip that I said? Nicole oh I hate you. I forget it. This is the message, Joe left me on my phone. This made me laugh. I played this 10 times and go.

Yeah, I left you this at very early in the morning. Dude, I woke up at 8 a.m. That's where I'm at now. You're about these days. 8 a.m. you cooked a big fat roast beef. Yeah. I didn't know you were cooking the food. Now, I usually don't, but I needed to make a roast beef because we ran out fast and I thought we would.

So I didn't have time to get it from the meat. I didn't know that I was going to be a big fat roast beef. I didn't know you were cooking the food. Now, I usually don't, but I needed to make a roast beef because we ran out fast and I thought we would, so I didn't have time to get it from the place that cooks it for us usually. That's the one thing that, I was talking to Keith and Louis Smash and you know that. Yeah, he's an asshole.

Why is he an asshole? First of all, yes he is. Second of all, why he is second of all why He comes down an opening night and like 8 p.m. He's like I want to say it's I'm like we sold out The first day we sold out He's like how the fuck you gonna sell out the sound it's like that's how product works stupid you fucking moron Try going by an a ps5 on opening day and then go and yell at the Walmart lady How the fucking go out of ps5? It's called supply and demand you dumb fuck can you not I'm not Keith I know but you're yelling at me so dumb

He needs to be first of all don't compare yourself to Sony PlayStation. You know what I'm saying. You're a sandwich shop It's gobbagol. You know what I'm yeah. You're a sandwich shop. It's gaba goal. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, but you, I mean, we make, we make our own rolls. Yeah, but you could have, you make your own rolls there. We don't make them there. We have to make them off-site, but we bake our own bread. Where do you bake them? Okay.

And the reason we didn't have extra rolls, or reason we ran out is because we don't fucking keep them overnight. We bake them for that day. So, yeah, but that's retarded. No, it's not. So you're gonna run out of sandwiches every day. No. On the first day when we're trying to figure out how many we gonna sell and you're guessing

Yeah, maybe we ran out of sandwiches at some point. How many sandwiches don't phrase it like you run out you sold out That's what I'm saying. I sold that a sandwich. I don't know. We did like 50 that day 50 sandwiches individually or in a bucket What people just grab a sandwich? No, we sold 50. Because I saw a tray of sandwiches. The tray was at the private event. So you sold out, so he didn't get a sandwich? No, he did, because somebody that had a sandwich to turn it. Which turned it. It turned it.

It gave them his sandwich. Somebody who bought a sandwich. Somebody who felt so sorry. Was it, please let it be a white girl. White guy. White guy, even better. It looked like a let it be a white girl. White guy. White guy, even better. It looked like a cop.

A cop. Oh, even better. Yeah. Gave Keith his, Keith, barely even said thank you. He just took it and ate it. But, he barely can. I know.

So, let's just the fucking idiot. What was the sandwich? I think it was an Easty. All right, we gotta go. I'm sorry that the show's off to a little rocky road I think it was an Easty. All right, we got to go. Sousa Shudot, Salami, Al-Siyagda. I'm sorry that the show's off to a little rocky road because a stupid boss called up. And he really just derailed.

He derails everything. And then you have Bonnie in the background just throwing in Zings. Yeah, I wrote for the Oscars. Shut up, Bonnie. He says. We have the old theme ready. We are scares. Shut up, Bonnie. He's his. We have the old theme ready. I never wanted to throw something in somebody's mouth.

We have the old theme ready. Don't peek around the monitor at me. Mushy, go ahead, what do you got, buddy? Let me hear it. Can we hear it lower? It's too loud. Make a guy feel welcome. Where did you go back to it full time?

What's that playing though? Why is my voice? See, this is like an original. It's got a nice groove to it. Yeah. All right, let's take a vote right now. We're going to take a vote. They're going to vote against me despite.

We're going to, who wants the original YKW theme, theme song made by Joe DeRosa on a drum machine, which I love. Yeah. Or the new one. Can we hear the new one? Ten minutes later, I mean you guys should just have it ready to go You can answer me. Do you have do you have the new one? We're back. You know what to live. Welcome everybody. Hey, this is I Did welcome to the show. Hey, this is... I started the social media. I did.

Welcome to the Man Cow Show. Haha. It's... Shock Radio. Hi. Don I miss live at 6am? It's October, October, October. He says the things you only think. I want to hear what he's going to say next, October, October. He says the things you only think.

I wanna hear what he's gonna say next, too for Tuesday coming up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Thank everybody who came down to bring down that can goods to help people less fortunate at this time of year. All right, that one. I think it's better. Do you have a clean version of Joe's original?

I don't mind on this computer. No? It's on the old computer. All right of Joe's original? No. All right, Joe's voice is in this package. Play that loud please so we can hear it. That one? Or... This one. I talk slow. So that they can produce...

I'm just gonna say, do suffer ahead. What? Play it louder. Can we get a guy to go welcome? Where did you go back to it for a time? Shut up, Joe. That's nice. It's a different vibe. This is the overnight guy. This is 101 for a day of fans.

Bobby Kelly show. You know what it is. You know what it is. All lines are open. You talk and you let me know. We have Nirvana coming up next on the alternative rock. But make sure you stick around. Be giving out a PSP and an Nintendo Switch.

And don't remember, the Roza sandwiches, they go in there. Yeah. Joey Roza's 174 Riving to the Street, Wednesday through Sunday, we open a 12 PM everyday, full bar in Sanwiches, come down and enjoy it. Plugs out of the way, you have a new special, I do.

My specials on YouTube, Adam Farrar, it's called Scary and Here, 800 pound gorilla records, it is on YouTube. 800 pound gorilla, it's on YouTube right now. Right now baby. God bless. And then you have a new sandwich shop. Joey Roses.

Yes. But it's more of a, it's a sandwich and a bar. It's a bar and sandwich shop, yes. Right, but it's more of a bar than sandwiches. I wouldn't say that. Well, it's open, it's open late, right? Yeah, but we tried it to serve sandwiches the whole time. You serve sandwiches late.

That's what we're trying to do, yeah. No shit. Yes. I would say this, I've had, I did a beta test of the sandwiches, Joe, brought me down to, because you're a beta male. Yeah. It was just mayonnaise.

It was just mayonnaise. And bread. No meat mayonnaise. It was just kept on a wipe it off your mouth. That was, no, someone else came over and wiped it off my mouth. You can, just mouth. You just kept on a wipe it off your mouth. That was it. No someone else came over wiped it off my mouth You just mouth You're gonna bait a male. Do you want me to open the fear you're queen? Jesus. What is it open? Is it open? Yeah, this one. I'm just gonna take it home. Oh you're taking that

Yeah, that's the battle get the wood with reserve. What are you drinking that one? Let me see so ever drink with me. Let me see Yeah, day drinking doesn't really end well. So, what do you got to do after this? I'm gonna go home and play the new Atari. Yeah, that's what Adam wants to do. Yeah, come on, let's play tank battle. Can I just run a p-coat? Let me go home and fucking play a tarot. I got a p-coat.

I'm wearing a p-coat today. Are you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one, whatever. Take it easy. Listen. Take it easy. Yeah, new sandwich shop, yes. So you got this sandwich shop, Joe, this is pretty whatever. All right, take it easy. Listen. Take it easy. Yeah, new sandwich shop, yes.

So you got this sandwich shop, Joe, this is pretty nuts to me. Thank you. Seriously, thank you. That was a nice thing. I don't, look at it. People giving you shit, of course. Putin, nobody's giving me shit except Keith Robbins.

Behind your back, we all are. Now, it's the, listen, you're not gonna know about it. We're talking shit about it. Yeah, the whole, every, every single person you do. Yeah, it's always been, you're not gonna know about it. We're talking shit about it. Yeah, all of them. Every single person you. Yeah, it's always been such a happy bunch over here. So, I mean, literally what you're saying here we have. I mean, you know, but getting stashed by, I got it, you know, just five people

that are gonna have fucking embolisms on the table. The fuck you're happy? You barely got that out of you. Haven't a fucking stroke right now? That's a boom. Anyway, good. No, but- No, I was gonna say stroke and then it's not like it was two-pointed just a Keith.

Yeah. To change it in the last minute. What if it's a guy the other one almost died? Yeah, we have to be careful though. Stroke jokes now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. But no, it's pretty wild that you had, you have a brick and mortar, sandwich shopping, you gotta say me and you

used to get sandwiches all the time. Go to the Amish market, make the sandwich, sit outside, shoot the shit, and you've always been very particular with your sandwiches. You used to get in a fight with the guy at the deli all the time because the thing was, I wanted a certain thinness and,

certain meats and if they didn't have a month of dali you'd be talking about whatever. And we make the sandwich. And now you have this business where you're making these sandwiches, you started out at the stand. Do you want it as a pop up? As a pop up. What is a fucking pop up?

I'm not in the business. I don't know what a pop up is a pop up. What is a fucking pop up? I'm not in the business. I don't know what a pop up is. It's bananas. I didn't. I didn't. It's a four wall joint. It just pops up. I just played that place.

One of my favorite clubs was Paul. I'm going back. They chose that's a pop up back in February too. Yeah, that's a but they got to get a sound system. Yeah, no, you don't. The room is two by two. It's not there anymore. Where is it? Hasbroke Heights. No, no, hasbroke. It's not where it's rough. It's you don't. The room is two by two. It's not there anymore. Where is it? Hasbrokites. No,

Hasbrokites. It's not where it's at the Renaissance. Wait, what? They moved again. Yes. Can I finish? I mean, you throw in questions and during the expedition, I'm sorry. How far is Rutherford from Hasbrok? It's six miles up the road. Okay. And when was the last time you would in? I was there last weekend. Oh, all right. And it was, I mean, look, it is what it is, but it's, you know, the sound system, people walking out like, I love the show, but I couldn't hear you.

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That is. Still good though. All of love. I haven't had it in years, but I remember actually liking it more than I ever thought I would. I mean, Mata Della is the king. Yeah, it's so good. Mata Della is the king. And people don't know Italian baloney. It's, it, they only make it in one town, I believe. So be, uh, that I don't know. I believe they make it in Mata Della or some town or some shit. And it is, yeah.

And it's, I think it isn't a trademark to something like, yeah, you know who was invented by? Vincent Mothadella. No, his name was Mortadella. Mortadella. Yeah. The family owns it, right? Like the, no, I don't know.

I'm just, no, I'm serious. It's some, the, I don't have a safe no idea. The sum backstory, find the backstory of Montadella. So we have a sandwich, we've worked with Del San, which is a crusty roll. Custard of course. Mortadella. White American, mayonnaise, hot cherry peppers.

All right, white American, why don't you have a prevalone? Yes, that's what I want. Because it's like a, it's like a, prevalone, because it's like a fancy baloney sandwich. And I'm telling you do when you eat it, it'll make perfect sense. Okay, I I'm telling you do when you eat it. It'll make perfect sense Okay, let's tell you this right now American white American

Mm-hmm. Where is that you said? Yeah, all right. That's a creamy cheese than a prevalent. Yeah But the prevalent is get that smoke at the Creamy we got prevalent on things too. I'm telling you that more to double sandwich will will trust me But I'm basically gonna tie a baloney and cheese. will trust me. But how much? Basically in a Italian bologna and cheese. So I get, are you layering it or are you fucking fluffin' it like a dress and puttin' it on? I don't need, I don't understand what that is.

Are you laying the more Tadella flat or you fluffin' it like a dress? Flap, what am I, fucking amateur? Nothing goes on the sandwich flat. A lot, look, Italian subs are flat, flat, and ines. That's a flat, what the fuck are they on? You know what I'm gonna go?

The origin name of the Della is the Bade on the theory, derives the name from the Latin word, Motorium, water, traditionally used to pound the meat to produce the sausage. Sausage, what the fuck, the history, what is that? The diversity of Bologna. Yeah, a university of Bologna, what is that? University of Bolona. Yeah, University of Bolona. What does that say read them? This theory proposed by Giancarlo Susini

Yeah, Professor of Ancient History in the University of Bolona relies on two Funeraries now I see why you didn't want to read it. I don't know that word Funerary doesn't matter funnery. I never even seen that word stells Can you say you're gonna be an ordinary stells. Okay. Yeah. Captain Archie, a lot of long museum of Belona believed to pretend to the same monument one show showing a herd of piglets and the other a mortar and pestle. Morta. Morta. Morta. Pestile. Morta is dead. Mort means dead. Scroll down. The history. There we go. Got it so much baloney. What does this say right there? European Union law.

Mothadella Bologna has protected geographical indication status under the European Union law and is the best known worldwide. The zone of production is extensive as well. See, it's only can be made in certain places. Look at this. It was made in 1376 as the first record of it. It's got to be stuff fresh in and out of there. It's cured. It doesn't go bad. It's American sausage called baloney. Nope. So it's a sausage. You have a baloney technically is a sausage. A hot dog technically is a sausage.

Yeah, but it's like supersides a sausage right and supersides are all the same family. It's a little rough. I don't supersides a little more. Montedelo with the fat, the little fat pockets and the pistachio slice. Yeah, I mean, it's nuts. So you got a Montedelo with American cheese and sweet peppers. No hot hot cherry. Hot cherry. Hot cherry. Hot cherry. With mayonnaise. Does the mayonnaise cool down the spice a little?

When that vinegar from the hot peppers hits that mayo, I mean, come on, what do we even, come on, you know, you know what we're doing here. I would name another sandwich, I'm gonna judge your sandwiches. The dad, which is olive oil, prevalent, prevalent, genoa, olive oil, prevalent, prevalent,

genoa, genoa, ham, capi, ham, capi, mortadella, oh, moh-moh-de-del. That's good.

Tomato, onion, salt, pepper, oregano, oh, sprinkle of asiyago cheese across the top. That's nice.

Panini, you smash it now? No, you should. You should. Like toggie stuff. He knows how he's talking to me right now, you smash it now? No. You should. Like Togi's stuff. He knows how he's talking to me right now. I'm off this water.

Yeah. What's another sandwich? I like the dad better than the other one so far. You got a real cutlet sandwich? You got a pounded real? No, yeah, we're bringing in some hot stuff. That's good. You know Keith told you to have a steak and cheese.

Because he's dumb. Like I've said a million times. He's not dumb, he's hungry. Oh, what a novel idea Keith really? Y'all should have a cheeseburger Thanks Keith. Thanks for input fucking moron. Make a special sauce. Yeah You know what you need is is french fries You should get fried chicken with the special ingredient, like special spices.

Ask Marina to gase, special spices from my brother. Ha, ha, ha. I mean, I gotta be honest with ya, he had me. He had me, Keith. Cause he's an evil cunt. I had me because I was getting me, you should have like a steak and cheese or something else.

But now that I'm here in these sandwiches, it just doesn't go. No, name another sandwich. This is a sandwich called the Easty. What's the Easty? Olive oil, Aceago cheese, sliced,

Genoa Salami, shaved Purguto. Woof. And then red cherry Peppadus, sweet Peppadus on top. Yeah, I'd leave those off. Are you nutsados on top. Yeah, I'd leave those off. Now, are you nuts? It makes the sandwich.

I'd leave it off. He's a contrarian. I would leave it off. Tell you right now. What do you, what do you, Billy Burr? You know what, I'd leave those pepados. Everybody that had it would disagree. Everyone's had it.

But how they cut, how they, how they, how they hold. They're chopped up. Chopped up, okay. All right. I wouldn't mind that you would Trust me. Do you have anything do you have anything in the turkey family? Do we have anything that yeah? We got a thing called the local mayo white American turkey roast beef Let us tomato salt pepper oregano hot cherry and you have to ask you a girlfriend if you can get it

Why cuz it's a local. Oh fuck a bunch of fucking cucks over in that neighborhood. Wait, what? I don't get it. I'm sorry. I don't know. Wait, what? I don't know. I'm afraid to end.

Let's tell my ass questions during the explanation. I got scolded. No, you just send you to make up the peppers. You're wrong. I would take up the peppers. I didn't. It was just a joke that bombed guys. I was going to fucking really make me explain it twice.

I mean, it didn't work. You're absolutely wrong. The first time and now I get, I was trying to, trying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, confidence not because you own a business. You're a bar owner. And I guess along with that came some fucking some balls or something. You drink whiskey, your voice is deeper, your eye contact is infuriating. I have drank every time I've done this show. Infuriating. Don't change it. Your eye contacts nuts.

Nuts. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. yell in front of you. I was gonna say, he's not manly, he's loaded. Manays, course radish, provolone, nice. Keep going, roast beef, that's the best. Oh, pepper and oregano.

You got me. And then sweet cherry peppers. What's that called, the beefy? Yep. Wow. Okay. I like the beefy. Man, I wanna go there right now.

Now, let me ask you this question. If I go there, do I have to pay for a sandwich? Yeah. That's the way business works. You're gonna make me. I'll give you one for free. You'll give me nothing. I'll give you your first taste for free.

Ah. I mean, dude, how long have I known you? I know Guess what everybody's trying to cash in on that. I don't want you fucking free sandwich. I'll give you a sandwich No, I'll tell you what I'll give max of free sandwich pay for your sandwich I'll tell you what you put that finger in my face again. I'm gonna eat your fingers the sandwich Okay, you keep that the roast of witch finger out of my face. I'll give the Rosa witch finger with a provolone I want Jerry Peppers and have the nail now cuz Max won't like any of that He'll like like the peanut butter jelly with potato chips on it. What is it the fact kid peanut butter grape jelly ruffled potato chips

That's good. Well, I'm what bread a triple-decker roll. We slice it in three like a club sandwich. Wow I like that. Why don't you fucking call me. I know what I know you. I know what you like. You like all this. Let's slimkin. I'm a tuna salad with white albacore,

tomato, sliced dill pickles, provolone cheese. That's the one I had. That was good. That's the one I had. Yeah, I like that. You got anyone with, you have any with coleslaw on it, like Pittsburgh style? Yeah, that's the one I had. Yeah, I like that what you got anyone Yeah, you have any with coleslaw on it like Pittsburgh style. I like that. Yeah, I like it from any brothers makes a nice sandwich They're not as good as yours. All right. Take it easy. All right. They're not as good on to thick now

Can I say something fine? Can I say something from any brothers? Yeah, boo? I'll fuck up a pavani. I like now bread bread is too fucking Well, it's homemade white. Yeah, it's weird, but like I like it up a pavani. I like pavani. No, Brad is too fucking, eugh. Well, it's homemade, it's weird, but like I like it. Boo, it's not good. I know, it's not good. I've had them, it's over fucking rated. I'd rather have any one of those.

So what I'm planning? I'm in Pittsburgh, Joe's not there, I gotta eat. Yeah, well go to another, I'm sure they have a fucking better. I've been there, the sandwich falls apart, they don't put enough, the shit is, la ciencia es mucho, es mucho. Más. que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea.

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that I've been sliding to some people that come in and go to you have a vegetarian sandwich. And I go, you know what, we don't have it on the menu yet, but let me make you something. And I give them this Cheese Hogi, it's going over really big. What is it? The Cheese Hogi is, excuse me, olive oil,

The cheese hoagie is, excuse me, olive oil, aciago provolone and American cheese, right? Tomato, onion, salt pepper, oregano, and then salt and vinegar potato chips. Are in it? And do you bake it or you just, no, really? But that one's been going over really big. That's good, but they can't eat the potato chips because they're vegans.

No, they're vegetarian. Vegetarian. And that's vegan. Oh, so we have potatoes vegan. They can't have the cheese. I said that. I just made that up. I just literally made cheese.

That's the darn vegan. I'd like to have it, but I'm Roman Catholic. You understand, right? I can't have the irregularity of doing it. Don't be. Stop it. I'm trying to recover. I can't be.

I'm a married man. What do you do? I can do you do? I'm trying to recover from my local joke. I mean, yeah, you didn't get the local joke? No, I still don't. Because all the guys over there are fucking bait a little bitches and they're like, it's the local. So it's turkey with cheese and lettuce. It's not as as manly as the other sandwich. No, it's a hardy sandwich. Yeah. I thought it was a bad... It was based on something I grew up near. It was a bad joke, dude. I mean, I was just trying to... Holy shit. That's what it was? Yeah, I know. It was bad.

I thought you were saying like, you gotta get worse for this? I don't want this as a clip next week, either fuck faces. So before you start, that's the one we make Bob look like an asshole. Ha ha ha ha ha. In fact, I want that cut out. Cut that out of the show. I'm looking at an asshole. Ha ha ha ha ha. In fact, I want that cutout.

Cut that out of the show. I'm looking at the other one, the cooked in General Salami, it's good. The army, yes. So now, Joe, you're done with comedy. No. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha.

No. Just because I don't do eight spots on a Monday. All right, no, I'm not done. Well, I mean, how are you, how are you, first of all, how did you, did you have that much money? You could open up a fucking restaurant in New York City, a bar and a sandwich shop? Well, I got a loan.

Okay. From, less here. Somebody you might know. Really? Yeah. You want to know the name? Yeah. None of your fucking business. Yeah. Oh, you fucking quit Tarantino. Me. You cock. Saka. Oh, dude, you get, you get, you know, you put some money together. And you get, we have some investors and, you know, you put a business plan. And you're doing some sweat equity too, right? Yeah, I go in and I mean I'm not like you know we have a good staff you know Mexicans can you not yeah what's the crazy about every comic that I try to talk to

about this with yeah you say things that you just try to get me closed oh yeah you're a you're not a comic I forgot no I am a comic uh-huh but you're a you're not a comment. I forgot. No, I am a comic. But you're a club owner when I when I talk to you about it on a podcast, Jay's like making like, I know, I know. I like the pussy jokes about the back. I'm like, Jake, can you make a pussy joke about a sandwich shop? I'm just like, can you? Pretty creative. Yeah, I love them. I love them. It's called the vagina. It's got provolone, not an autoppepper. I taught Peppers. It's got vinegar, sliced tongue, and it's got, it's got fish. I got feta around the corners,

because it's got a yeast infection. Yeah. We serve it with a side of hair. That's so gross. I'm sorry I made a vagina. That's really gross. I know how you do it now. Sorry.

Thank you, Radah, for guiding me through that tutorial on how to make a vagina joke out of a sandwich shop. But anyway, that's the call. I'm sorry, listen man. No, no, no's really scared and kind of risk is scary and to sit In certainty is courage and I'm good. Thank you. You opened listen, I've been with you Where you like do let's hit this bar. I know what bar you like I know what type of bars you like to go into I've sat in with you. I don't drink for years He's not even going to bars anyway and he's bringing the booze with him.

But what I'm saying is, that's not my point. My point is he's fine. I love you so much. That's the nicest guy in this business. There's nobody nicer. I think he's got a dark side. He's raped and killed some of you. I would think a little young.

He's got a dark side. He's got a TV being like, look how fast that car is. Yeah. I'm in the trunk. And the trunk is a little young. He's gonna touch you. He's gonna use a TV being like, look how fast that car is. Yeah. I'm gonna the truck, and the truck is a, there's a boy opener. And Cincinnati. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I saw your inside of your bar. Anybody who has not been to this bar or seen it looks so cool. Thanks man.

It is exactly interior that I think that you would have as a bar. It has the same vibe of the bars you would always take me to late at night. Just the, it was called the bar or whatever. And it's in the fact that your service sandwiches, it's literally what any successful person says to do, find out your passions, your loves, and do them. And that's it. And you've done it. You've taken food sandwiches, which you're, and you've-

And a lack of humor. A lack of- You've taken a lack of career moves and focused it in just sandwiches and alcohol. No, it's, uh, no. Which is what you're doing by yourself anyways. Exactly. Yeah. Really.

Uh, no, thank you, man. I'm, uh, I'm happy to have done it. I appreciate the kind words from both of you. Yeah. Are you gonna, are you gonna know that how is it going? Is it successful? So, I mean, so far we've only been open for a week and a half, too. How do you know on something like this is successful?

Because you get all your friends coming. It's almost like comedy. The first couple of times you have everybody you know go. And then you realize you stink. Oh yeah, where you're at. That question is, I actually thought that to myself. It's like, all right, the first two weekends, we did pretty well. But how many people are coming in just because they're excited?

Yeah, but it's like, whatever show. So you're gonna premiere big and settle out. Hey, look, anytime Keith shows up and you're out of sandwiches, that's a winning day. So that's what you do, that's easy. And anytime he doesn't show up again, that's a winning. Say, there you go. And he has him in back.

So, but yeah, no, I mean, it's just, you know, you don't know, it's a burner, but you gotta, you know, it's a lot, I'm actually learning a ton about businesses like, oh, because, you know, when you first start trying to do something like this, you think like, oh, that'd be cool, right? That's all you think, like, or at least all I did.

That'd be cool. You have a little place and it's your own home. Yeah, you know, like, and then like, Paul Italia, who's my partner in all this, you know, he's, you know, he's on the stand for many years. He owned the original stand. He's, he's owned a couple places now. And like, he's the one that as we go,

he's like, you gotta set these goals and you gotta know this. And this is your daily number you wanna hit. And this is how you try to get to it. And you feel the fear you feel right now, use that man, because that's gonna keep you up at night thinking about what you gotta do to get to the next level. All that shit. I wish I had that for my career. Well I just stamp it night like this. Yeah but you know I go

on Facebook and just scroll. Yeah now but you do stuff. You're doing great. You're doing great. That fear is a motivator but don't let the fear take away from whatever moments of pleasure you get at. No it's there's bitter and you're drinking it for. That's too late. Listen, yeah. Now, the best. Are you really taking that home?

The best compliments that we that we that we got so far. We had two on two different occasions so far. We had about a 60 year old guy come in with his like 80 year old uncle. Old school lower's side guys. And they came in and they were doing shots and drinking beers and the guy goes, I haven't seen a place like this in this neighborhood in years. It's great. And he goes, this feels like it's been here forever. And I was like, dude, can't tell you how much that means to me. We wanted it to feel like it's been here. We want guys like you in here. Like we want this to be for everybody in this neighborhood.

This isn't like a hipster bar. It's for every hipster's come in great. Skaters come in hip hop guys come in whatever. Like the old people come in. We like I want the old people coming in and feeling good and you know. So that was the that was the biggest compliment we got. And then an old lady named Lily who's actually really big on Instagram and TikTok. I didn't even know.

She came in and she, because she lives near there and she hugged me and she was like, I wanna welcome you to our neighborhood and I'm gonna bring you good energy here. And it was a really beautiful thing. Like it was really, really nice. It's beautiful, I'm fucking gypsy shit. And you'd be scared.

She could have put a curse on you. Last time she did that, she went thinner. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, be scared. You could have put a curse on you. Last time she did that, she went thinner. Yeah, I died. But, you know, yeah. The fact that the neighbors welcomed me, you got that energy behind you and the fact that you open up early. If you got old drunks coming in at four o'clock,

open up earlier. We don't have any drunks coming in yet. Now, I want some. Yeah. I want some like true neighborhood drunks. Well, you're like, you're an example. You I want some. Yeah. I want some like true neighborhood, I want some guys. Well, you're like, you're an example.

You want a regular. Yeah, I want guys that are like. I want Norm. Come on, it's 9 a.m. Let's go. Yeah, you want a Billy Bob Thornton to be at the end of the bar. You want some guy with a D.T.

Shaking outside going, he's opening soon. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, how late are you open to every night? Or is it up to their discretion? No, no, no, no. Wednesdays and Sundays were 12 to 12.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday were 12 to 2. And pretty soon we'll be open all seven days. And you're not open Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday? No, no, no. Monday and Tuesday were closed right now. We open Wednesday. So you're not open today? No.

So we can't get a sandwich. No. All right. I'm fucking enraged right now. Why? When we talked on the phone, we were gonna go get a sandwich after. No, no second. That's something we said. Put that finger down.

What you said. Don't double finger me. God. God. Do you spread mayonnaise with that finger? We said maybe we'll go over to the spot after. Yeah. You said it very passively. Yeah. That's all rightively yeah you got the key I got to be honest with you I didn't think

you were going to want to follow through on that so I just didn't even say to you were close that day when do I fucking not follow through because you said he had sets later in whatever I have I don't have said I have a set at seven but I got news for you buddy we get ain't getting out of here till seven Why how many more taken so much is your I know 25 minutes to pull up the closing music Every week it's like we we need to go with I can't in my love you motion. I'm just I love them do but He really is he can he's great somebody walked up to me at the bananas Denise

Why do you call a mush I go have you talked to him? Sure, yeah, listen wish came with Joe from downstairs bartender really I want to come in. I'm definitely gonna bring Max in please and But it is a Departure here's a thing buddy. We've never had a parachute We've never had you know. We've never had, you know, you leave yourself no options in comedy, so that this is it, right? And then now you have this thing. Right.

You have a bar that you can go to. And if it's successful, well, I mean, you might have opened up another one somewhere. I might. I know. And then what if Joey, what if it becomes a chain? I was at any different from a comic, you know, going into television and selling a TV show. Oh, I don't know. Security. Yeah. But way better. It's way better. I'm saying it's a better thing, but I'm saying you away from this. I'm saying this, this to me is very similar in the sense of the gamble

or a potential opportunity versus potential failure. This to me is very similar to like when you sell the TV show. It's like, let's try a season out. Let's see if it works. It could be disastrous. It could be successful. We could make it by the skin of our teeth and just get to go another year.

You don't know. I know, you don't know, but I'm gonna I'm going to tell you yours is more risky because you have to invest capital. You have money and time. This is just, we start with younger. It's just our time. We're putting into this. And if we can't eat, we can't eat.

And then we can just do something else. You have partners and everything. I don't know, partner, but joke dies. I'm the one that thinks they eat. Right. But I mean, everybody, everybody that's in knows what it is. Yeah. You know, investors are not lenders.

They're investors. Yeah. They see this as an opportunity. I see it as an opportunity. Hopefully the opportunity pays off. Yeah. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Look, both are a fucking long shot.

You know what I mean? It's a lot of time. But I hear you, but like, it's not like you're buying out. But do you have to open up another one for it to be successful? No. Or can this pay back everybody? I mean, yeah, if this does well, it'll be fine. Really?

And then it'll potentially open the door to open another one, which could be cool. But no, we don't need to. Can the other one be called Daisy Kelly, uh, uh, Daisy Kelly's? Why Daisy? I don't know, I just want to be having my name in the front. Why don't you just be called Bobby Kelly's?

I don't understand. Because I want you to have the flower in it that they had the flower in the roses. Oh, oh, then Bobby, how about, how about Bobbos? Bobbos? Bobbos. This is being great, title. How about Bobbos, stay tips and booze?

That's a great idea. Yeah, cool. It is. Remember we wrote the script for FX? Yeah. You were, we described your character as the mayor of the neighborhood. Yeah.

And we had the scenes where you were walking to the neighborhood and people off camera, you'd hear them go, Bobbo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobbo was up there. What's up, dude? Yeah, let's, yeah, yeah. What's up, dude? Yeah, what's up, dude? Yeah, what's up, dude?

Yeah. I mean, I love it. And then you're gonna have an outdoor space, you said, somewhere? Yeah, in the back. No, no, no, out front. In front. So we'll be able to go in and smoke a bat later tonight.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So this is- We got decks of cards on the table. Is this gonna be like a- I have dominoes for the Jamaican crowd? I don't have dominoes yet, but I, you know, for sure.

Yeah. Is that Jamaican or Cuban? I sworn Jamaican and seeing Cuban. So are we gonna be able to go there? Is that like in the summer or whatever? We're gonna be hanging out there. That's what I want. That's what I want.

You really want comics to be there? Yes. Really. I want my friends to be there. I want everybody that would enjoy this to be there. I Really do It's got a good energy Ian Ian finance was in the other day. Oh name dropper. Yeah Whoa, you're definitely gonna make it but no but Ian came in and was like this energy is great in here I love it T.J. Miller came down. He was dude. It's a good vibe in here, man

Like people just come down and they're like, I don't know. It seems to have be radiating what we wanted it to radiate when people are coming in. I would love for it to be a place where comics all come down after the show is at night. Come next year, I'm going to be back out doing spots again. I'm not really doing them right now because I'm trying to focus on this and get us fully staffed and get the machine well oiled and running. But once that's happening, it's like, yeah, you'll never do a standup show there.

Never, you promise. Never, I might do some live podcast recording. But never a standup. Never, good. We've already talked about that. I don't wanna ever get the phone, because do you wanna come down and do a set? I'll give you one of the set.'ll give you it. I'll give you the

I'll get for free. I just got some more to do what I would like to do for fucking one of those I would do it too But if I do a spot you got to take the peppers off and I don't want to be judged I should Whatever the peppers those you know, it's so can I say something to you? Can I I don't want to be burping all night Joe? I have a bone to pick with you really this is no I got a fucking bone to pick we what's it Adam Adam you have a special on YouTube. Yes, thank you. Yeah, I was special on YouTube I'm not a business. I was gonna say can we talk to Adam about it?

I'm gonna plug it right now, but I got a bone to pick with you. Yeah, I want to hear us. I want to hear special the name of the special It's called it scary in here. It's 800 pound gorilla records go to YouTube. I think I gave you a link So Hopefully you'll put up the link, but if not just put it at him for our scary bring up the link Did you send it to most you send it to me? I sent it to Nicole. Okay Nicole has it. We'll bring it up What's gonna go up on the screen right now what's the matter with me i have a bone to pick i i could see i could see your trouble with me i i would you why

first of all don't say it like it's out it's outrageous that i have a bone to pick right there what did i do it's on adam for our right there adam for our subscribe to his thing like it and then watch a special that it that's it that's it that's not the link that you have to do you have to pay for this no it's free on youtube it's a that's for the out that's for the album the link is uh... just put it it's a uh... alcena team

that's good i mean this production teams this is the office game today it's okay here's a deal well i mean it's not careful that doesn't have a special on his page. It's, well, it's... It is. He texted them the fucking link.

But why wouldn't you have it on your... I don't know. They should have just went and fucking... Oh, there it is. Right there. Click on it. Adam for our right there. Yeah, we...

That's it. Oh, look. It's a scary sound. Play a little bit more. Make it big. And, I mean, I... it's 10 years under the business. I gotta tell them how to build up a YouTube page. Then put the sound on.

I have never in my life. I have never in my life. Stop, stop, stop. That music sounds familiar. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. From sea. Opening of my podcast. It's called BUNAMANDA GABBUN. Give it up everybody for Adam FURROWA. Music is brought to you by called royalty free.

So Adam, so 800 pound shot thisparalleled chattis, correct? Yeah. We shot this. This was before, I think it was like right before the pandemic, I think. And we put the album out, and then they had the Lincoln stuff. And we put it up. It looks good, man.

You look good. Yeah. Thank you, baby. I had an ironic day today, man. I was driving around. I saw a lady's a parallel store called the Dress Barn. Ladies, how sexy do you feel? You're looking good, LC.

Thank you. Oh. I got it at the barn. What are you doing? Fucking a shoe. I want to wear the church. Dude, I love the jacket. It's a fucking amazing. Yeah, isn't it great? My wife got me now. That's nice. The one I wanted it looked like Fonzie. She was like, okay, put that down. I just found, all right, thanks guys.

Is that a bend? It's a Greg and Bones. Make sure you go to YouTube, put that down. I just found, all right, thanks guys. Is that a bend? It's a, I don't know, Greg and Bones, some, okay. Make sure you go to YouTube, check it out. 800 pound of gorillas page. Thank you, Paul.

Check out Adam Fry. It's up there free, which is amazing to me. Free, baby. I can't even fucking fathom that. You can? You're a fucking, yeah, one of the greats. S is in the seats, baby. Good for you, man, you know.

I don't have a sandwich shop. I gotta make this happen. I know. I know. I'm still, you know, I still gotta make things happen. Well, if you stop doing this, you can get one. It's actually, listen, I, we've spoken many times about your sandwich. I've told you before I'm proud of you.

I'm out of you. I'm having a sandwich. Let's talk about your special right now. Oh, okay, fine. talking about it. We shot it. It's on. It's free It's up Bobby paid a clip for me. I have this. There's no food. It's just laughter You got it's it's B. Y. O. B. Has no peppers no peppers on peppers. No food just left just laughs I got I got a I got a I get to the bone. I'm pleased get to the bone. I love you I love you too, but I put your trouble and I want you to get this out. I'm fucking yeah, I got a fucking.

Stop. What? You're acid reflux. Alcoholic. You fucking drunk. I mean alcoholic. I'm not acid reflux. All right, guy drinks a few whiskey.

He said 4 p.m. and he's an alcoholic. I'm coming from the Mark Norman and Sam's podcast. Hey, give to drink. Give to drink. What's the joke? We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. I'm coming from the Mark Norman and Sam's podcast. We have to drink.

Give to drink. What's the joke? We're like, man, so what are you doing? You fat fuck. I'm just kidding, it's all jokes. It cares. What are you getting your sandwiches?

My hand. Oh, listen. All right, dude. Yeah. I can't fucking believe you said I should be able to I should go into your shop How how long have we been friends? How much have we been through? How many I mean we've been literal fucking sandwich friends? Well friends for 15 years that me finish my rant you've put me through a lot you put me through a lot

Stop it like you're to a lot. You put me to a lot. Something like, you're not a lot. I'm joking. You put me to a lot. I should be able to go in and fucking say, I should, this should be a tray of every half, another full, a half of everyone and go, dude, let's go through these, man you together. And we should be going through it and do it this one

and try that one. And if I, come do, come do the podcast from there. Yeah, we'll do a live one from there. Okay, and it's do the sandwiches on it tasting I'm in that's all I wanted that's all you have to ask for your fucking psycho That's it. You just have to ask nice You said dude, I'll give you what your first one for free. You treat me like a fucking Max a free sandwich. Yeah, fuck max. I want sandwiches. You don't know max I'm gonna do a tasting on like a live tasting. Let's do it. We'll do it. We'll do a taste buds You come in and be the guest in January what I want to come in and do this. What's a taste buds?

That's a podcast with Sal. Oh, oh you I love that podcast with Sal. Oh, oh, you I love that podcast. Do you know the name of it? All right. I do like that. I like that podcast because he gets it for free. That's why he like if it was behind a paywall. I would have a bone to pick my God. Pay for God. Tell me the truth. You go down and Joe is going to give you a sandwich. He's starting to busy. You're not going to throw him 20 bucks. Great. Thank you. Thank you. So put this towards the chords. Come on. You you would do that. I Will not throw him it. I would throw the waitress the money. I would throw the first waitress. What? There's no waitress. There's Joe behind it. It's just you fucking it's the bartender me the sandwich guy in the sandwich guy I throw the sandwich guy Paul Paul running around fuming Why is it fuming? He's always fuming. He's fuming. He's all down already. Keith is here.

I'm just saying, Joe. I mean, we've been friends for how long? How many sandwiches have we eaten together? How many times have we done the fucking Pope a Greenwich village? I know. Which is inspiration. You know, you may think, though. You may think it'd be fun to do a thing on the menu called the Pope. And it's a platter of cut culture. Yes. And you can put it together however you want, served by a small boy. Yeah. And it's served with two pickles that look, that looks like a thumb.

Eric Roberts will he bites that sandwich? There he goes. He looks so. So that sandwich is one of the greatest food scenes in movie history. When he, they walk in and they get in the, and then they sit down and they flap that meat on there so nonchalant. It's a pursuit. What else is it?

I don't know. Pull up the, the sandwich team from Pope a Grand Invillage. It's so good. Yeah. Well, the best, the best food seems is a fatso, the movie fats, oh yeah, the honey, junior, but I agree with you, but there's no eating in fatso. He the Chinese food he eats alone comes back down. It's gone. Yeah. And the cake, he ate the only. Yeah. And you know,

I don't see it. The one scene where you see them eating is when he's there, the overhead shot in the kitchen. Uh, mixing. Yeah, I guess I love it Just mixing mixing batter. Yeah, and he's on the phone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no two give me three more chocolate three chocolate Yeah, Nia's cream yeah, Mitchell the chip. Yeah It's one of the great one of my favorite scenes of all time. And then the preparation of the hot dogs. When you lace the hot dogs in the butt, they take something else. I've never seen my life see the man salt the hot dog.

And it's an outrageous thing to do. Can we, we can't play the Faso scene, can we mush? Can you bring up the Faso scene? Fuck, I have the pub, I wanna see the pub one. But get the Faso one, too, where you're at it i what's that the fatso that's a kitchen scene i think it's that's a kitchen scene get the honey junior it's called get the honey you got the dammit do i love that this that was richie big this the evolving actually wait much put in fatso chubby checkers

no there's two parts right get the honey got to watch we got to watch the that get the integers in the first part okay it's the devolving when he goes when he's talking about a little honey when he's talking about i want to say this before we play it as i was i know it's so well it makes me last or because he goes he's talking about his dead cousin and he goes Even his Erie goes. I don't like cold fruit even for cold food even fruit. I like room temp. Yeah And like the guy goes you don't like a cold apple. I do I

There he goes, but apple pie. I like hot with Cold chocolate chip Dude it evolves with cold chocolate chip It evolves Anybody who's a fat fuck Is sitting here and has been in this scene. Do we got to do fats of the movie? I know you're my brother. I know we've talked about it. We've talked about this for how many years so bad You mean you how great you'd be at the brother? You'd be great as dumb.

I don't think care if I was in it. I would love to direct it. No, you're gonna be the brother. Or at least you gotta be the brother. You're the perfect brother. All right. Or at least who's the mother? Who's the sister?

Oh, like fucking Jessica Kirsch. Yeah, seriously Jessica. Don't give a money. Yeah. Yeah, take Jessica don't give a money Yeah, take for take for it all go get another king. Don't give a money. She would be incredible. Oh Holy shit Jessica would be incredible. Yeah. Oh my god. Wow. All right play this. Let's watch one of the greatest scenes of all time Oh of all time. Oh, they're here. Yeah. I'm here.

Oh, they're good to hear. I'm going to get you something nice, cup of hot water. You're going to be nice. There, thank you. Okay. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start.

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You're gonna be nice. There, thank you. Okay, everybody stop trotting. Now, why don't we all sit down and talk this over? Oh, they can't make it through the door. I want that jacket. That line killed my dad. Everybody stop trotting. I thought that jacket. That line killed my dad. Everybody stopped trot.

I thought that was so funny. Look at this crying. Oh, I'm so sad. I'm like. I'm like a twok of paradise. I can't help myself. I'm a flop. See? I was in my bed. I was lying down.

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I was lying down. I was lying down. I was lying down. I was lying down. I was lying down. I was lying down. I was lying down. I was lying down. Now my showroom! I'm a flop-sees. I was in my bed, I was lying down, and I was thinking about this girl. I was gonna ask her out and her date was afternoon, and I couldn't do it. I ran away. I ran away to Sydney knows.

I'm a lot of teachers. Pepper rules. Everything. I'm so sorry for you. I'm so sorry for you. I'm so sorry for you. I'm so sorry for you. I'm so sorry for you. I'm so sorry for you.

I'm so sorry for you. me if I didn't like it so much I could ask her out. She has everything a guy could want. She is blonde. She is Catholic. The diet. Junior, can I have some hot water please? I had a cousin who was the same way, Sal. Didn't he love his corn, June? He just died. He just died. He dies? The only thing that he could get involved with, I mean, really involved with a meal.

Any food, any kind. Corn on the cob. Right? The new lover is corn. Corn on the cob. Right, the new oven is calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling. He's calling do. Like hot. It's cold in a ice cream. Did you ever have that with chocolate chip ice cream? Salons just with that.

Apple pie chocolate chip ice cream. I like luxury cocoa. Honey, little pie with chocolate chip ice cream. How cake with chocolate chip ice cream is good? Chocolate chip ice cream. Wait, chocolate swirl ice cream, even better. That's nothing. You have a suck the jelly. I like the stuff at Jelly Donuts with Reese's peanut butter cups. Then put it in a warm

oven and let the chocolate and everything melt into the... ...all about peanut butter and jelly by chocolate covered cream. With dynmae is a banana on top. Could I have a little lemon in my water please? I make chocolate chip cookies with an apple. You change. Yeah, yeah. So you can have a little more lemon in my hot water. I don't know how to add lemon.

No, I'd like a little fresh olive juice. Please, DeMaria, if you got it. No, sorry. Okay, that's lemon. You always think I've chopped the covered orange wedges. Did you just dribbles down your chin? Junior, could I have just a drop of honey in this place? Oh, just a drop of honey.

Where should the actual food is covered with that thick dark chocolate? Oh boy, how do I write this stuff one that I'm in the down that? Get the honey drink. Get the honey, James. Cover it, Dom. Well, get it. Let me cover that shot. I mean, besides the orange wedges, grapes, peaches, strawberries. Junior, the honey.

Those big, juicy stem strawberries are dipped into that drop of dark. Oh my god. Jack the honey! Yes I! I know That's great Oh Bleak a street. That's right down the street got one on the truck at the store. Right. Make it two for the truck.

All right. That guy, that's Richie Karen. I knew him before he died. Which one, the big fat guy? I get the honey Joe. Sounds like my therapist. Yeah. You're molested.

You're molested. That's why the giant is weird to you. Really? Just when you're down there say this is not my cousin. Wow. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. When did he die? He died a couple years ago. You know he's married to a woman that used to run the food network. I'm not making it up. Really? Yeah. That movie is my favorite movie of all times. That's the first time I ever heard

and bankrupt, he goes, is that your scotchabong? That's a waste of cold pieces shit cause in my house. Never knew anybody else. It's the only movie I've ever seen Scheeven. Yeah. He's Scheeven. I Scheeven.

I never heard, I mean, I heard it in my family growing up. I never heard it in my life. Scheeven. Yeah. And bankrupt cousins, Dom DeLouise. Yeah. Yeah, the cousins, that's about, this whole thing is about their family growing up.

This I didn't know. They grew up in this area, that whole, this whole movie was done in the, the West Village. A lot of it you can see when you see him running around, it's right over here. And yeah, it's about his childhood with food. Yeah. And he was a food addict. He was a fabulous. I did. They put back

candid camera on CBS that was hosting. And I was a kid and I was doing I was one of the guys in the field doing stuff. Yeah. So I got to meet him when I went out to candid. Can they brought it back in 1988. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, what the fuck was candy camera again? Alan Funt used to have it years ago. What was it? It's it's it was the original punk. It was the original What did they use to go? Shit we used to do is like I would be they would put me like a people getting their luggage in At the airport. Yeah, and they would just put tags on me, wrap me up, and I was a kid, and I would be on the bag as a claim. And I just

Ma, Ma! That's funny! Did you see people's faces? Is that a YouTube? That's kind of a YouTube. I don't know if that should be, but some of them are there. One of them is... How old were you doing it? I guess I was 22. Okay. Me and Kevin James, when we first started... Kevin James was in it? Yeah, that was our first big gig. It was our first gig we got together. Wow.

Wow. It was crazy. It was fun. We did that and we did, we would go into a video store, like a blockbuster and make, they would know the people tell us the names and we would go up to these people

and make believe we knew them and just start to have a conversation. All right. And I would, Mr. Dorosa, hi, how are you? And make the shit up. Just, you see how are you? And I'd make this shit up. Just, you see the two guys? And they probably back there were like, good, how are you?

Yeah, yeah. They would lay along and you'd see, and it was all ridiculous. And but Dom Delewee hosted it in LA. So they flew us out there, and I got to meet them. Dom Delewee's, wow. Right. Sweet guy. Sweet man.

Yeah. Sweet man. He seems like arguably the sweetest man that ever lived. Yeah, he was a nice guy. I met him too. I met him once. I met him when I was selling shit out in front of my house in LA. Really?

He pulled up and bought my dirty egg cooker. That's for a dollar. I have it in my office. Him signed it. He signed it. But he was the sweetest guy. He was exactly what I was. Did he have the cane when you met him. He was in his

Tudor a coupe Lincoln. Mm-hmm. Fucking cool. She was in a Lincoln The hat the fucking he had the hat on. Yeah, yeah It was just fucking he was just so sweet. So we're a thing of the world when you meet one of your idols one of your idols and they're just dexicky. Yeah, that sucks. I was I became friends with Max Brooks Who's an author, but he's Mel Brooks's kid I worked on a pilot with him and He told me like growing up. He was like dude. It was wild like growing up I was like what was that like and he was like dude my he goes. I'm not kidding my Thanksgiving dinner every year Looks like cannonball run. He goes literally like, like, my dad, mellbrook, mellbrook, my dad,

Bert Reynolds, Dom Delewies, Charles Nelson Riley, Carl Reiner, like, it's like Jesus Christ, me. Wow. That's just what he grew up with. His mom was Anne Bancroft. That's like, what do you grew up with? That was... Well, you know, the Ben Stiller story, right? No. Ben Stiller is in bankrock. That's like what he grew up with that was you know the Ben still a story right no

Ben stiller is in Vegas because still a mirror playing Vegas and he's in the pool and Glad is night in the pips were also playing there and the pips taught him to swim And and he was he's like I thought the pips taught everybody to swim. I was just a kid. That's how I learned how to swim That's wild. I mean max is gonna be to be, I mean, he's been a our house this year, you know, had people in, but every year he's had people at a sauce, but I mean, we're at the Louis house one year for Thanksgiving here. And Park Apose was tickling his feet. You know, it's like, he's on the ground.

I'm like, what the fuck is happening? You know what's great? He was biting one of Louise Emmys. It's just like, I was like, Mac, put the egg, it goes not chocolate. He goes, he can, Louis goes, he can do whatever, just, cause he had six of them or something. So he was not letting play.

I go with your Emmy, he goes, yeah, I don't care. Is Parker Posey cool? She seems like she was great. She was really cool. I mean, I don't know how she is now, cause that was before everything. You know, what do you mean? With Louis, you mean? Yeah. I don't know what I mean, I don't know how she is now because that was before everything. Um, you know, everything. What do you mean with Louis? You mean? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, she's probably the same weather. I mean, I don't know if they're. No, no. I mean, I like my, my, I'm such a loyal fucking asshole from Boston. If, if you, if you turned on him,

I turned on you. Right. Like everything. I don't think she did. I don't think she was never, mom, I don't know. I never asked, you know, because if I don Like everything. I don't think she did. I don't think she was never. Mom, I don't know. I never asked. You know, because if I don't know, I don't have to give a phone. You know what's really cool is when you see famous people flip out about famous people and then they tell you about it. I had that.

What do you mean? I had Nathan Lane on my show. Right. And he went to movie night. Him and his husband went to movie night with Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner. Right. And he was telling me with the same kind of reverence we're talking about, Dom Delewese, to see his face. Because he's like, to me, I was like, he's that guy.

And then that guy had Mel Brooks and Karl Reiner go, and they invited us over and they're fighting. Rewinding. Karl, you went too far. Go back, go back. And they're fighting like an old married couple. That's awesome. Yeah.

That's so cool. Yeah, it is cool. But think about, I mean, look, you think about, at my house, you came over's so cool. Yeah, it is cool. But think about I mean, look, you think about I my house you came over one year with Patrice Norton Vaugh's teeth. I Mean that's fucking nuts. Yeah, that's a crazy Thanksgiving It's it's it's wild thinking back to You know like the Patrice barbecues. Oh my god those are

You know, you have them now Patrice barbecues. Oh my god, those are so good. Those are so good. You have them now. De Palo, when he lived in New York, used to have them. And it would be like Russ Maniv, and all of us hanging out, and Joe List, and you know, like it's wild, yeah. I didn't have one this year.

I know. Fucking weird. It was weird. I just didn't. Well, there was a lot going on. Yeah, I guess, COVID, and shit like that. But, you know, I didn't have one this year. Fucking sad. Maybe really real bad. It's a tough, you know, it's been a tough, I don't know. I feel like it still doesn't feel still not. It doesn't feel normal. It's not normal.

I know. And it's like, I don't know what's, you know, I was, I was told I was not allowed to go to a family Christmas event because I did not have my booster yet your family Yeah, your family since day out. It's not a different Distant they were trying to find out plan. How do we get them not to come? Well, you don't have the booster That's it. That's not like my mom or dad or a median aunt snuggle, but it was a family thing and And they were like you have to have the booster to come. And I was like, well, I haven't gotten the booster. And they said, well, why not?

And I said, well, number one, I don't know, I'm vexed. I don't know if I need it. But number two, I can't, I just open this bar. Yeah, I can't afford to get sick for two days. And they were like, sorry. And I was like, this seems like a new level of psycho. Paranoid to me. Oh, it's, this seems like a new level of psycho, paranoid to me. Well, it's, because now they just dropped the new variant

and they're trying to do everything they can to scare the fuck out of people to get the original vaccine. They need people to get vaccinated and they're trying to scare the shit out of people. Well, it's working, because my mother, the first case was in California. My mother's here in New York. Phone rings, boys, I'm not making it up. Get up, it's working because my mother, the first case was in California. My mother's here in New York. Phone rings.

Boys, I'm not making it up. Get up. It's there. The unicorn. The unicorn's there. It's not the unicorn. We're fun. Did you get your boost?

No, I'm getting a boost, that's. I got the Johnson, because I got the Johnson Johnson vaccine. And I got, I didn't, I'm not mixing the matching, because I know I did okay with it. Right. Give me the Johnson Johnson boost. I'm not taking another shot, because I don't know what this one's going to do to me. But I lost the day. You know, I lost the day. Like, not that I was sick. I did okay with it. Give me the Johnson Johnson boost. I might take another shot because I don't know what this one's gonna do to me. But I lost the day. You know, I lost the day like not that I was sick.

I couldn't do anything. I was just miserable. I just felt miserable. And now I'm fine. My dad and my friend and his wife, all three of them, my dad had a little more understandable because he's in his 70s. But him and my friend and his wife,

my friend and his wife never get sick. They all threw them, it was the sickest I ever was after my booster, two days of delirium fever. I'm a friend of my same shit. Like it was not just like, oh, I feel shitty. But it went away. Well, yeah, it's not like I can't breathe right after six months.

Right, right, so. That's what I'm saying. No one here gets out alive, take the hit. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what against the hit. I'm just like, I can't do it right now. Can I be a little dumb here? Go ahead.

Why should today be any different? I was waiting. I just saw my paws, right? I saw your paws. I said that and I waited. Who I was gonna take this fucking swing. I thought it would be you. I didn't think it would be Captain fucking nice.

I was just saying, you see the worst shit? You're fucking nice, guys. I didn't think it would be Captain fucking nice. As we say, you see the poor shit? You're fucking nice guy. I gotta get in, I gotta get something. He's a cunt, and he acts like he's nice, and he takes these fucking shots at you. I guarantee you, as a fucking tooth bracelet, something. I've had the bates. Yeah, I've had the bates with him on the phone.

We're like, we'll say about my stance. We're like, Joe, this is all I'm saying. If this is the way you think, I think you're a fucking moron. And I'll go, Adam, so you call me a fucking moron? Not you. No, that's not what you just said.

You've got the nicest asshole on the planet. Yeah. How did you, and first of all, you guys have this friendship that I don't know about. Bathers me. Good.

Okay. I don't like that you somehow became good like brothers. It's almost like a brother ship or something. Now I became friends with Adam because Adam had me on his podcast. And I've had you on my podcast. In fact, I did it because of you. What?

I did your show and Adam was talking to you and said, see if the Rosa would maybe want to do my podcast. Okay. So then he got in touch with me and I did his podcast. And now you guys are having fucking secret. We, uh, pep talks together. We hit it off, we had a real, we hit it off.

We're still friends you asked for. You don't want me, I don't even know you had a fucking sub shot. What you did? We, uh, we just, we had a real deep talk, and then we went and got a lot of fun. We haven't had a deep talk in fucking 10 years. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's you.

Maybe it's you. You know, kid, you can't just say it back to me. Yeah, I can. No, you can't. Good. You have a deep talks with fucking Adam Ferrara? Heavy. Yeah.

Heavy. Yeah. Heavy. Yeah, it's fun. It helps. I tell you what, you helped me a lot. When I was going through some shit, me was going to be- You called him? Yeah, call him, he called.

You called to some, you didn't call. I've known you so much. You don't call back. You don't call back. He's got a point, Bob. You're bad at calling back these days. You're bad at it these days. I call you, you don't call back. You don't call me for fuck you call me for

No, I text you I call you. I never call me for pep talk. I called you. What's up? Nothing nothing He's got a good point pop. He's got a good. I give great pep talks. No, but I don't go back You don't call back. I reached out to him like now. I feel like I'm bothering you So I'm not gonna call back because I thought I would I'm bothering you, so I'm not gonna call back. Because I thought I'm sorry. Okay, I'm not gonna call back. That's it, that's what a sentence ends. You're sorry, I'm sorry, I love you.

Now, next time I call you, you got pick up the phone. I'm a little fucking explode right now. I know. He just fucking peered the end of me. That's right, he just went, that's it. That's it, I'm not gonna, I'm not participating. He's got a lot of things like that. I'll put those out, yeah.

I'll put those out, yeah. He'll be like, he'll be like, Joey, I know you feel but this is bad. He's got a lot of sayings like that. Hold with those out, yeah. He'll be like, he'll be like, Joey, I know you feel like you're in the dark right now, but just remember what they say. You know, a light needs some shade once in a while. And where the fuck did you hold that out of? I ate a lot of chiny, that food. Is that the killer flammable? I'm gonna take.

Yeah, go pee. I can't believe you're fucking, you've got you. I'll never call back. Okay, I've never I didn't call back once. That doesn't mean you wrecked me off. I didn't want you off when you go and do something. I tell you went through something in your life. Yeah.

And you called Joe for advice. I had a Joe did the show. We became friends. We were talking. We hit it off. We had lunch. I did lunch. I tested a sandwich for him. He asked me to come down and test the sandwich heat your fucking Tested yes, Joe. I am so fucking mad at you hurry up We're asking about what wonder around the village trying to find a place to eat because he couldn't decide I don't want that. I don't want that. I got a pee and I'm hungry. You weren't allowed to have bread then too

I was yeah, it wasn't allowed to have bread then too. I wasn't allowed to. Mush, stay out of this. All right. Doesn't matter. I should be at it. How many times do I tell you, look at me. How many times do I tell you I love you? A lot. A lot.

I love you. I love you. I like to have a deeper, how many times do we do? Last time we were at a barbecue, Jimmy's house, we got a call, we got a talk, my call, talk, nothing. I feel like I'm bothering you when I don't hit back from you. Who's Jimmy? Sir.

Oh, you were there? See, that's how much I mean to you. You didn't even know we were there. You were in the pool? Yeah. And I got in the pool. Oh, dude, I look at it. Let's have a carry away.

I knew the guy for 10 years and invited me over his house once. I was there that day. It's got to do with him. I was just worried about, you's gonna do it, him. I was just worried about, you know, while I'm here, finally, the guy's got a pool. But then point is, I love you. I'd love to talk to you.

But if I don't hear back, I feel like I'm bothering you. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry, too. And I'm willing to start again. No, this is over when we kiss you. I don't have time to be your friend. I'm not your friend. I know you don't, but listen.

I know you don't. I just want to. You just want to be included in this month, you don't get to be included. I want the opportunity to say no. Yeah. All right, I just want, I really don't have time. I want you to come with me, but I don't have time. I don't have time.

What are you taking to shit, you booting up heroin? You son of a bitch, he's mad at you. I'm just mad at him because number one, look at, I'm glad that you guys are friends. That's great. But the fact that you tested a sandwich, how happened to me is nuts. Why?

I know I should have got a fuck. We only had sandwiched. Call him back. You got together. He wouldn't give in you a sandwich. He doesn't call me either. All right. So you're mad at me because of your relationship with Joe.

I'm mad at you. Go ahead. Yes. Okay, good. You're mad at me because I have a relationship with you. He tested a sandwich and you, for you? No, he ate one at the pump up. We had a, he goes, what's your opinion of sandwich?

I said, I'll be down, give me the sandwich. You live right down the street, though. Can I say something? Fine, can I say something? I live in West Shasta. He lives blocks away from the sandwich. Yeah, well, I mean, you, you, you, you, you I say something? I live in Westchester. He lives blocks away from the San Francisco. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, I actually live in California. You'll try them down here for a spot,

but not for your friend. Ha ha ha ha. Business? I just got smacked on both cheeks. I was telling him to stay, remember where you're wanting? So you're smoking when that fucking ginger-cut burr was in town, smoking cigars out on the patio at the stand. You can't drive down to say hi to your buddy?

Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Whoa. What, what, what? Flip the eyebrow down first of all. This is, this is really, I just don't,

I don't, this is fucking, now, this is nuts to me that you guys are friends. That you guys are not only friends, you've had conversations where you helped each other out. You've been there for each other. And I don't know this. Now you do. And I'm getting blamed.

Why would you know it? I don't understand why you're... I'm your friend and I'm your friend. And you're my friend and my friend. So if you guys become friends, I, in the friend rule books, that other friend should know. Or do you feel like we're cheating on you?

I feel that. All right, all right. That's fair enough. We're getting somewhere. Now we're getting somewhere. Yeah, you're wrong, but we're getting somewhere. When you called me the other day, you said, I went in for our own.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love the guys. One of my closest friends. I was like, great, cause he's one of mine. Yeah. And then why don't you say anything then? What do you mean one of your closest friend? You didn't say anything? Because you say stuff sometime. You have a very Hollywood with that stuff. I love that guy. He's one of my closest friends. And you met him a

week ago. Unreal. Now, I'll tell you what. I just give me the finger. I saw that. I push my glasses out. No, you went like this. Oh my god. You are fucking I did not like that. Oh my god rewind the fucking tape people I went like this I Rewind it rewind it. I did not do this. I went like this. It was a little more like that. Oh my god You're fucking nuts. Don't try to fucking switch this up. I want to see I would see After the fact buddy, you don't please don't ask them to do anything No, no, no, no, no, no, they barely got the show off listen by St. Patrick's Day I would like to see a clip

Yeah, I'm gonna get you a clip My god, it's fine. Listen, we got to wrap this. Sorry. Let's wrap it. I got we're gonna go to patreon today on patreon though for you What happened I'm gonna go to Patreon. Today on Patreon though, for you, what happened? You have to what? Okay. Oh boy. Anyways, fucking mush. Are you on your phone?

No, I was just, I was awkwardly looking down at what might transpire. No, I'm not, I don't yell at mush anymore. I'm just speaking. I would, I do just, I was awkwardly looking down at what might transpire. I don't yell emotion anymore. I would, I do not yell emotion anymore because I am afraid that he will stab me and murder and literally just take my, I'll wake up and my wife's son's heads will be in his hand. He's got it in him. He's got it.

To be Bobby, did I do this okay? Yeah. So anyways, yeah, he's got it in. Alright, so we have to do, we have to do this. We're going to do Patreon only. First of all, I want you to go to YouTube right now and watch at 800 pound gorilla on YouTube. Adam Farahra, his special is up there right now for you.

Here's the thing, like the page, comment on the special and share it. Thanks. Share it, share it, share it. Hit the share, but it doesn't cost you a fucking thing. It's not even nothing. Not a dime. So this Saturday night, Thursday night,

instead of watching the same fucking Bruce Willis movie, or Steven Seagal movie, go on your smart TV. You've seen Hudson Hawk. It's a good movie though, watch it. You do it, it's better than a bone hatchet and I want you Bone Tomahawk got it great movie right? That's the piece right? You guys friends real funny real good

Back each other up am I gonna shoot don't don't tell them that that I own some of your artwork that he'll just go through the Fucking roof you fucking what listen Man, we got 20 minutes to this patreon. Oh, you do our work and you gave him paintings I asked for I commissioned one. What do you find commission? How much how much I Want fucking artwork? I'm gonna call you on a piece. I want whatever colors you, I like purple. All right, purple. Purple's in blacks and reds. That's three colors now.

You said colors, not color. You want purple, black and red. Oh, whatever you do, do it. I got you. I want art. All right, I got you. I got art. Good, I know.

I saw the dogs playing poker. We've done shows together. I know we have, I love you. This is nothing. I would like to have a better relationship with more people. I don't have time for that. I know we have. I love you. This is nothing. I would like to have a better relationship with, I don't have time for that. I know you don't. So what do we do?

But I just want you to want it. I know, you want me to want you. I want you to want it. Now listen, when you need me, you call Joe. I will. But listen, I'm gonna call you and go listen. I'm only calling you because Bobby doesn't call me back. Right, right, yeah.

That's fair. I want you to go check out a special. One of my favorite people in the world, and one of the funniest guys, I mean, from day one, awesome, funny. For one of the first headliners I featured for, and treated me like a human being. Great guy.

Unlike Wayne Brady, who lied to me. I really loved you on your ABC show. Yeah, I would never on ABC show. Who do you think you were, Roseanne? You know, they put it on the phone. Folks. All right. I'm all right, that was fun. uh... yeah i would never on abc show you think you were rose and you know they put it on the folks and i was and i hope that the

i enjoyed a ross we have joe roses yeah sandwich and bar one seven four ravington street in the lower on on the lower east side of uh... new york city wednesday through sund, we open at 12 PM every day. Please come through. Come through. I'm fucking happy for you, man. I'm very happy for you.

And I'm very proud of this place. It looks amazing. Thank you, man. When I saw it, I was like, he made his dream. This is my thought. And without any jokes or any ball, Boston, Joe made his dream come true. Oh, that's nice.

And you've always done that. You've always found a way to make your dreams come true. And it's one of the things about you that I love is that you find a way to make what you want to happen. Your vision is, comes to fruition. Thank you. I appreciate that. And right back at both of you guys for having the network that you've put together in

the company that you've put together and being able to produce specials for a guy like Adam, I think it's fucking awesome. I'm really happy for you to get with good people. So here we go. Now we've done jerking each other off, but going to out of the mutual bullshit is over with it and make sure you go to his website. What's your website? Joey roses NYC dot com.

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Go to my website too. I got all my dates. I'm at comedy on state this week and one of my favorite clubs. Oh, that's cool. On the planet, what is that? Soldiers, Jefferson, PA. I don't think I'm not doing that.

That's not happening. All right. I said no to that. Oh boy. That's Friday. All right, can I, I mean. Maybe called Joel. No.

I'm not doing Friday, honey. What's capital prime? What is that? To stake. Where is that? Oh, I'm doing a run. Hello. Hello, Danny.

Donna, you got on my website. I'm doing that Soul Joes. I, we turned that down. I thought it was confirmed. No, it's never been confirmed. We wanted the Saturday and they wouldn't give it they had the only the Friday and I said we'll just wait and get a Saturday. All right, I'll take you off then. Oh, thank you.

All right, I thought I had a conversation with Misha. Say, no, you didn't say how did Joe de Rosa say hi, Dawn. Hi, Joe de Rosa. How are you, dear? I'm Ferraris here too. Hi, Dawn. Hi, Adam. How are you?

I'm good. I was going to call you. I got a wave that I got. Wow. Jesus darn really. Why? I mean, Dawn, that was blatantly. I haven't seen Adam in a long time. I talked to you. I've seen you for years. Yeah. I talked to you on the phone though, when you were talking about a couple of days ago. I mean, don't you just say sorry, don't I mean just say sorry, honey. I mean you literally went high Joe And it made me feel good. Thank can we try it again? Don Joe the roast is here. It's Joe. Look at that. See you on night. Look at the pilot. They'll start. What about age? One more time.

Hi Adam. Thank you. That was even. That was even. That was even. How about me, honey? I'm here too. Hi honey.

I love you. Goodbye. All right. Here we go. So we're going to patreon.com. If you're not a member, join patreon.com. Sussurabr.com. Kelly. We have questions from you're not a member, join patreon.com, says Robert Kelly.

We have questions from you, the Patreon listeners, for these guys. We're also gonna be reading the names and these guys are gonna be doing a little backstory on it. So let's go there right now. Thanks for listening to the show. You know what, dude? Stick around, it's not over yet.

This episode of YKWD is continuing now exclusively on patreon.com slash rubber kelly. See you there. And we're gonna, oh here we are right now. These are all the names, we got a lot of fucking names. We're gonna read, we're gonna go through them real quick. Pick a name that you like and I would, this is a little thing I'm gonna try.

You gotta give a back story to the person. Who are they, where they from, what job do they have? I want Alex Alex. gotta you gotta give a backstory to the person who are they where they from what job today? I want Alex Alex. Are you gonna Alex Alex? What do you want scroll down? You just go we have a bunch of people Alright who do you want I'm gonna go back to the top with no Tyler look Roy. Alright good good great name Was it you boy? Oh my god. I think I just shit my pants. I got Tyler LaCroix. All right, good. Again. Great name. Was that you, boy? Oh my God, I think I just shit my pants.

Thank God. Tyler, my backster for Tyler LaCroix is a guy, a trash guy that had to pose, like as an elegant man to get in somewhere. Okay. But it was too too trashy to make up the right name for both parts of the name. Yeah, like as an elegant man to get in somewhere. Okay, but was To to trashy to make up the right name for both parts of the name So he said look Roy was like a fancy sounding last name, but Tyler yeah, drop the ball in the first day

He was exhausted after the croix. Yeah, yeah, that was he was just he thought it was all but the last day You couldn't think you know, anything I would get for the first time. That's my back story. I like it. All right, what about your guy? What did you do for it? Here's trash guy. Trash guy. Not a garbage man like he does sanitation, like a trashy person.

Right. He's like sneaking to like a South of France casino for some reason. Right. And he said just pretend you're one of the elite. And he was like, LaCroix, Tyler, LaCroix. Yes, yes, yes, yes. What do you got? Alex Alex, born Alex, fell down a flight to Steads and now just says everything twice. So he's it's Alex Alex.

And he used to he used to work for tick tick tick tick. Yeah, but it was tick tock. That's why I got fired because it kept saying things twice. He couldn'tick. Yeah, but it was Tick Tock. That's why I got fired. Because it kept saying things twice. He couldn't say Tick Tock. He was, he was, he was relieved of his duty over at Tick Tock. Okay, yeah. Because of that.

All right, I like it. So that's what he's doing. We have Austin, Henninger, we got James. Thank you so much. We got Tommy. We got what? Who?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick what? Who? What? Who? What? Who? What? What? What? What? I'm gonna pick what what we what I don't it's w what I what tea what to see I can't see the tea with oh oh I'm sorry. I'm wrong. What my bad what whose name is he's actually a only child grew up his father his mother died very young She worked at a grocery store and she got raped in the back and beheaded by a serial killer And they thought it was his father for a long time

Because his father worked as a almond picker He picked almonds on the almond farm That was weird that they had almonds in that area of the country, but they did that was a weird part and They when he was came out But they did that was a weird part and They when he was came out his father was so distant from his mom and he didn't like her that much and she was like what she would name him He's what Okay, and that's how she named him what what his last name is a fuck pastineck What pastineck, but he just goes by what now? Okay

What all right there. We got we got Lewis Alex Alex. We got tray What? Pasadak, but he just goes by what now? Okay. What? All right, there we go. We got Lewis, Alex, Alex. We got Trey, Chris Lips. Do you have another name you want to pick before we wrap this up? All right. Tyler Pylema, Benjamin Lee, Matt Cuddy,

ugh, and we missed somebody. I missed somebody. Who would I miss? Kyle Palmer. Kyle Palmer. Matt Fisher. Matt Fisher, there we go. Hi, number.

Hi, number, yeah. He dressed up. Yeah. Oh, he dressed up. I was so disappointed. He dressed up like he was going on a date and then half a two of the podcast, he went, who's he?

I went, that's her husband. He goes, she's married. He's so disappointed. I was just appointing. I was very sad. I wasted a shout out on this. Her husband, Matt, became a good friend. He's a, you friends with him too?

Yeah. I mean, how? I'm friends with him. No, we're not friends with him. I call him all the time. He's a good kid. Oh, she'll call him back. I'm sorry.

I get it. I don't create a, he'll, him you call back. Me nothing. Me and you're gonna become friends. Up. No, me and you are gonna build on a friendship. Up. No, no.

Ha, ha. All right, listen you two. I love both of you. Love you two, Bob. Not equally. I understand. on a friendship. No, no, no. I listen you to. I love both of you. Love you to Bob. Not equally. I understand. But a lot. How did you just do?

You washed this in. You washed my hands so I can put some water in my hair. Added a bourbon, the bourbon glass. No, no, that was a nice glass. All right. I missed doing that. I missed doing it. You look old pretty.

Look at you. You're confident it's Bugs Me, Joe. You're a fucking, I'm an establishment owner. Bugs me. It's fake confidence. No, look at you. Your confidence bugs me, Joe. You're a fucking, I'm an establishment owner, bugs me. It's fake confidence. No, it's not. Yes it is. Okay, good. Yeah, mine is too.

Very lovely. I'm very proud of you, buddy. Thanks, buddy, I love you, man. Thanks for having me. Of course, I love having you. Adam, thanks for being on. Thank you, baby. Make sure you check out Adam's special.

Special. In great spot. To our dates, thank you, my friend. I'm coming down to eat, so. Please. Yeah, I'm gonna come down, too. I'm gonna come down. I'm gonna die and I'm gonna eat bread for day. Thank you my friend. I'm coming down to eat so please. Yeah, I'm gonna come down too I want to come down. I want to die and I'm gonna eat bread for you. I'm do it I have I haven't had the bread. I haven't had bread in 19 weeks. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna break your feel No, just wait and then you know make yourself to without bread, you know wait for what? I don't know you're doing well. It sounds like don't you know that's the whole thing is like you

If you're doing well, don't break your thing listen to me You I'm gonna out for you. I what are you talking? I want to have a sandwich of course you do Because you have it at bread in the 18 weeks my point is is don't you have to ruin something special? I'm trying to look out for him. I don't want him to break his I think he meant that. I'll see you See you guys next week. I want to give it a fucking Joe Russell out jokes Russell and the call new Nikki the producer and of course at Mike Vswarez And you guys are the best fans of the world. We hope you like it. Thanks for being part of my patreon You know what? Thanks for the questions. See you next week You've been listening to the YKWD podcast.

Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs. you