Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Joe's Friend Richie

Episode Date: March 25, 2013

Robert has an incident with a disruptive fan at his show. With Dan Soder, Joe List, Luis J Gomez and Kelly Fastuca. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Fluto TV, ven a verlo sin pagar nunca. A lot of you guys know that I did a show in Boston at the Wilbeth Theatre kid and it was crazy. It was the craziest time I've ever been there. I've been there a bunch of times. I've never had a problem with the crowd. I've never had to kick somebody out. I've really never had people yelling shit out. For you guys, if I own a fansjohn, I'll shit one to the while, but cool shit. Where are we going on?

My knee or blah blah blah, but you know or YKWD fans, you know, and stuff out, but it's it's um This was weird. This was weird that everybody was shit face. It was a 730 showing a Friday Which I wouldn't expect I wouldn't imagine everybody to be that fucked up And nobody said shit for Joe Joe list was on the show by the way and Anyways a lot of crazy shit happened had to kick this girl out and then later that night You know and it bums me out what I have to do that. I don't have to kick anybody I don't want to tell anybody to shut the fuck up. I don't I don't I don't want to have to fucking scold

I don't want to become the shitty map teacher at my fucking show. But, you know, whatever, how to do what I have to do, because when it comes to, if you're fucking with me, that's one thing. If you're fucking with other people that paid to see me, then fuck you. I hate you. If other people hate you and they're too scared, scared or they don't want to fucking deal with it, because they don't want to get a fight or blah, blah, blah, I'll fucking deal with it.

I'll kick you out. And of course, again, like I've said on my show a million times, and I don't give a shit. It's always women. It's always drunk women. I don't know what it is. You have a fucking complex that you know you keep your mouth shut Well, you know when you're not drunk and then when you get drunk you say what you've always wanted to say or used I don't get it

It's always drunk women most of time hot chicks Occasionally a fucking Fang-tooth fucking yaps up, but you know guys I never have a problem with You know drunk guy you tell a shut the fuck up, he shuts the fuck up. Or you know, he walks out and leaves if he doesn't like it. Women feel the need to stand up and say, fuck you.

You can't handle your booze, just have a fucking diet coke. It's just fucking annoying, so I'll... And later that night, some crazy shit happened on Twitter, and here we are. And so this episode, I think is a first, I don't know if this is ever happened, but you know, it gets a little heated at the beginning between me and Joe, but not a bad way. I love Joe, you know, I fucking yell like, you know, the honeymooners. He's Alice. But it was a very funny one. I really enjoyed this episode.

And the end was kind of cool too. I don't know if I've ever heard that before, what happens at the end of this one. So enjoy it. It's two hours long. So fucking lock yourself in the truck or you're queued for this one because it's a long one and it gets it gets cool. It gets weird and cool and there's always a rainbow at the end of the fucking something. Joe's friend Richie, enjoy it.

Hey gang, this is Colin Quinn. This is Jim Norton, this is Dennis Leary. This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Bert Cricer. Staying cookin' you are listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what dude? You know what dude? I know what dude!

If you bippy bby, ify bippy boo. Dippy, dippy, dhyah, yabba dhyah, bada badoo. Dude! This is Robert Cullis, you know what, dude? You know what I mean? All right, all right, what what's You know you always seem put out and unhappy I mean you seem to get happier as the show's going on. You seem like a happy guy.

You're a nice guy, you're a dear friend. Every time I show up, you seem very put out. You're always putting paper clips up on the side of the wall. You're tuning the guitar, you're throwing stuff up. Well, you know, here's a difference between me and you. Okay, I was up this morning editing and doing a bunch of shit and getting all kinds of stuff to enhance the show because I came up with a new idea that I wanna try

and I had to do all this crazy shit and editing and figure out how to learn, how to get audio, out of YouTube videos and then I had to take a cat and then come down and make sure that all the lights and everything and then those plugs, I have Kelly running, there's a lot of shit and then I come in and everything's fucked up I got to make sure it's straight now and you guys are comfortable Everything's in the fridge so you can just grab your coke that you like Joe because you like coke not die of coke Because you're a coke of water a beer. I make sure that fucking Joe has coke here because you're one of my favorites and your friend

That's why I let you fucking awful for me at the the Wilbur this weekend I try to do things with people and make sure everything's done So when you show up you can just walk in with your fucking pizza that I haven't had in fucking four weeks and Sit down grab your coke which I can't have cuz it has sugar in it and fucking just relax and have fun So my face and I slowly become happy is because I slowly get to relax and enjoy myself on my fucking show Here's the thing that I make sure you're comfortable which I appreciate But you just had a snap at me. I'm concerned because I love you and I care about you I want you to be happy and it turned into you just yelling at me like I'm unappreciative. I did not yell

You know those who know I yell that was not a yell. That was not be more grateful for those who know that. That was a pizza. That was a talk. That was a terse. A terse. That was a very terse talking to. It's like Bobby's like the mom throwing a dinner party. Yeah.

And he wants everyone to get settled. And then he's gonna sit down and have his nice class. I have a great, half way through. I'm gonna be out of the pool, talking to a friend of mine going, oh, thank God it's over. Oh, you know, Richard did not help me at all. I just cooked. I had that whole pot roast by myself. I got really projecting there.

There was not, can you give me a water? How about that? Not you, I want him to do it. I'm concerned. I'm concerned. Because I love you and I'm like, hey you see, I want you to be happy and tell me why you're not happy.

And he goes, because you fucking are unappreciative, gun, fuck it and you look great by the way. That's not true. You've lost a couple pounds, right? Well I haven't had a carb or a sugar. I'm talking fruit in my coffee nothing in two weeks. No, it's your coffee.

No fruit in my coffee. It's like the apple in your coffee. No, the only fruit in my coffee is the one drinking it. Isn't the band-aunt, that doesn't even work. How do you know what, Seth? I'm gonna step in, being the singer of my doctorate and bombing on this podcast. I'm gonna say that wasn't a bomb.

Yeah, it was a piece of shit. It wasn't a bomb, and you got into it because you went immediately into one of your characters. I do, I do voices. I don't know if you know this. You know when it's a good joke, if you can create a voice around the joke. I do very one man showy things.

Speaking of which. Oh, hey, Vay. Tell him, Dan. Ah, his one man show was great. I come see it. Here's a thing. All right, I can't agree with that. I can't promote that until I see it.

Yeah. That's all I'm saying. What if Kelly, Soder, and Colin Quinn, all right? Well, Kelly's a sick of fans. I'll say, she'll say, she'll say it's great. Two of them are friends of yours and one of them is Kelly. Yeah.

Yeah. Did me use that the same laugh and the same. That was weird. That was weird. I'm starting to mimic you like a... I see, herding through my headphones. We had a stereo laugh. Terri.

The only fruit in my coffee is the one drinking it. Hey! Hey! You're a person. Woo! You're awesome. Terri the only fruit in my coffee is the one drinking it Yeah, the fruit I'm a fruit. I was it in there. I get that your fruit. I understand the stop trying to be alternative Yeah, what's a really mean man? Let's get to the base. Oh god. I can't see all right. Well, this was fun Should I not? Well, this was fun. Should I not? Yes. Oh, boy.

Well, anyway, I get concerned about you. I want you to be happy and you always see him put out. I'm not. Never put out at all. I would look at first of all. I hope you know me enough that if I don't like something, I don't do it. If I don't like you, I don't talk to you. If I don't like something, I don't do it.. If I don't like something, I don't do it.

If I'm put up by something, the way I work is a lot of shit that goes on in the show to starting and getting ready. When you guys show up, you're kinda like, hey, what's going on? You're in a different mode. I'm in, oh my God, I got the guys here. We got to get this going,

because you guys have places to be sometimes. You know what I mean? So I'm a little panicky. I'm not good with panic. I got the guys here. We're gonna get this going because you guys have places to be sometimes and I got you know I mean so I'm a little panicky. I'm not good with panic I envy guys that like florentine is one of those guys don't worry about it relax It's gonna be fine just chill out It doesn't matter do I'll do a 20 minute podcast. It's just as good as your fucking two hour podcast No, but you know, he's a very relaxed. I'm very I have that I got that from my mother too, and I hate that I have

that and I'm trying to get rid of it because I don't want to pass on into my kid. Yeah, you know, to me. Wow, Jesus Christ. Oh, and the show's still fun. And the show goes on. We still got life. It wasn't Kelly. It was actually yeah, we're on your late stupid We stop stop putting you fucking I'm taking a photo you we stop moving Sorry, that was me snapping I did snap that was two o'clock today. I think it's clear that you it's 206 I think it's clear that you like a lot more than you like Lewis and that's fine six i think it's clear that you like it a lot more than you like Lewis and that's fine right

it puts you into the majority you know well i mean i don't know sugar wow did i i can't just one second that means you didn't even listen to me i said to you last week that i'm not five out of sugar

i have a new sugar guys, I wanna do this too, because I actually go every, there was an episode two weeks ago, and I've since blocked this idiot, and I love blocking people. If you get mad that I block you, you're the pussy. Ha, ha, ha, ha. But yeah, we were talking over each other,

and I was screaming at everybody. So let's let here, here's a step in the right direction, Joe. Let's just try not to talk over each other. Let's just, if you use your headphones, turn them up nice and loud. That way when somebody's screaming, why are you pointing at Lewis? Because he talks over everybody all the time.

Dan, you're one of the biggest defenders. You know what, then let me apologize, Lewis, for pointing you out. No, no, point him out too, because he does it a lot too. But Lewis, together, we can learn how to not step on two. Together we could ruin every podcast ever. Yeah, destruction.

The best brothers and fucking. What were you gonna say about me on that very self-evolved? You're fucking great. You're great on the show. You come in when you're supposed to, I mean not as funny as these two. Right. But when you do come in nice, you clean. You're not a but when you you do come in nice clean you know to do radio not great radio but you can do radio and you are

public radio yeah you'd be great on maran's podcast whoo there we go all right move in that one that would be terrific i'd love to be on that i know you guys would all if maran was like look i want you guys that you believe me in two seconds when you that not true. I wouldn't leave you Lewis. I'm he'd never come to you am I promoting something? This is funny. It's not like but it's like let's get to the bottom of your problems. Yeah, let's do that Let's do that today. Let's have a mar a maran sod Let's do that. What the dude dude? What the fuck? I'm not funny podcast

Didn't you do that with the last one from Southwest Southwest? Oh. You like that one? The audio, everyone was out, the audio was gone. You couldn't hear them. It's like you and Big J have a conversation with ghosts. Look man, here's what happened with that episode, okay? And I'm putting another episode out this Thursday, me, Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer came up last week. I just, here's it, huh? Try bumped into her. Yeah, it already came out, cause this one's coming out next Monday. So it already came out. Um, but, um, yeah, what am I going to do? I'm doing a fucking podcast. I fuck up the, I brought the wrong megabyte chip card.

Okay. Halfway through the fucking thing dies. We have no more room and Rebecca from Creek in the cave saves the fucking day. Finds me a podcast box, which I didn't know existed. That's what I call a podcast box. Oh! I love it.

I was trying to brew the joke and you beat me to it. There was no fruit in my coffee. Hey! Bobby made this joke earlier. The only fruit in my coffee was the guy drinking, I would suck to whatever it was. Yeah. Didn't suck as bad as me trying to relive it.

No. Yeah, I don't know if you can get a picture. No, it's not a shut up. Nobody cares what you think. Liz, yeah. Yeah, so the podcast, from last week from South by Southwest, I don't even know how we got it out. She came out with a box, we plugged some shit in,

she got me cords from any, I know what the fuck. Everyone is seeing Rebecca's box. No, Jesus. Oh boy. Wow, somebody's doesn't want to work anywhere, but fuck in the stand. I have a show there every Tuesday night.

Where? At Creek in the Cave. You don't. Big J. We talk about, really, if I didn't send everything up, Big J wouldn't even know what existed. Yeah, but it's crazy. But his name is what got the show there.

Your hard work actually makes the show happen. It's kind of like this show, okay? Kelly does a lot of the hard work. You're Kelly in that scenario. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

That hurt actually. He both have a shitty accent. All right. That's a cool shirt though. I got a real shirt. I got him that shirt. Who got you that shirt? Bob Kelly. Seven bucks. Wow. I got him that shirt. Who got you that shirt Bob Kelly seven bucks Couldn't walk by to I saw the red tag and red seven. I was like this is Lewis J Gomez right here. It's like a glove

It's actually like a triple X it wasn't supposed to fit like that. It didn't fit like that when I bought a phone now Apparently I knew something filling it out. Oh my God, you're supposed to. It's going like underarm or fucking two weeks. Are you eating all your baby's food? Do you like mashed carrots? I like mashed carrots. I got up yesterday, my girl's like, you want to go to the gym?

I was like, I want to go to IHOP. And we went to Me, Vic and I went to IHOP. That's great. Why are you taking Vic to IHOP? And I did, I didn't take him to IHOP. He asked me if I wanted to go to brunch and I suggested IHOP. He has one of those wanted to go to brunch and I suggested IHOP. He has one of those fucking Dwayne rig cars

that IHOP, and you just swipe. So incredible. He has an IHOP app. Dude. Is there an IHOP in New York? Yeah, 14th and 2nd. I ordered, I got a biscuits and gravy with turkey sausage and hash browns and eggs.

Yeah. And then I got a four stack of blueberry pancakes with the blueberry sauce on top. Jesus. I think that if we could say blueberry pancakes Blueberry pancakes maybe not that fast pretty fucking fast Hang on one second. Let me just how is pop fiction getting the Great, but it was a stretch. Yeah, yeah Just try to talk about blueberry pancakes. I do the most common Taya small ball at the end of that and putting your mouth

Another pop fiction reference reference no show small mouth You go to obscure sometimes with your movie to obscure pulp fiction, but sometimes you go too deep So this was a great podcast podcast over guys That's the second time that joke has been made I'm gonna have a lose a foot Everybody can hear you because you're not on the mic. Oh, yeah, I got your cupcake. What the fuck? That would what's that? What is it you brought them stuff. I haven't had... Can we stop?

I want to say something right now. Okay? For the next month. Don't bring pizza in here. Don't bring fucking cupcakes. I don't know what... I don't know if you guys like me or hate me. I said I'm not having sugar or carbs for fucking a month. It's been two weeks on the sugars. I can finally add fruit back into my diet. And then dick shit comes in with a cupcake. And's been two weeks on the sugars. I can finally add fruit back into my diet,

and then dick shit comes in with a cupcake, and then fucking skinny lips walks in with a fucking pizza, and then fucking shit tits walks in with a bag from Panera Bread. I mean, Dan, what do you got? A fucking birthday cake in your asshole? Funny you brought that up. Bring out the cake! That's the funniest you've ever been.

That was a wedding. I was like poetry Kelly where did your tits go What the fuck is going on Oh shit Kelly's titties are on. Well I'll tell you she's she's wearing a bra when she was skinny and it just mushed those fucking fucking balls of dough right? Like two bags of pancake better. It's like you know those rafts when you when you take the air out of them but they're

still like a little air. My tits are amazing shut the fuck up. my tits are amazing. Shut the fuck up. Your tits are amazing. Take one out. Come on. Let's see what we do. Come on. You've seen everybody's hog on this fucking net.

I showed them all on Saturday night. I was out. You did? I gave people some people some peaks. Wait, what? What the fuck? I know you were guys went there after Annabelle. You showed them you're Annabelle?

Yeah. And a horrible twer. There's a lot of stretch marks. A lot a horrible twer A lot of stress marks A horrible twer, very nice nipples, so good What kind of nipples are they? Brown, but they're kind of big Brown, are you pregnant? No, I don't have a work

I totally hope not I love it if she got pregnant by an open mic that's not as popular as her And then she can watch him climb a bowl over her to All right All right, here we go. Let's see. Wanna kill these nipples. No Here's this here's is do this go the bathroom with your iPad take a photo of just the top of the area Hola like the sun coming up and then come out without you shirt on I can't work under that kind of pressure.

Take one of those superties and pour it into a cup, take a picture of it with your iPad. I guess I have nothing else to talk about. I wish fucking Lewis didn't ruin it with his looks. Take one of those CP titties and pour it into a cup and shut up. Stop using baby jokes with us.

All right, I'll keep this. I just didn't fail to right. I'll keep this Listen stop here we go stop collaborate and listen That was Kelly she's gonna laugh it. She's she's gonna keep her place Baby and I'm not corporate Dan anymore. I'm breaking the rules. You know corporate with me, but we're everyone else you are That's right Say that's why I bought you the bottled coke joke cuz you're a fucking class don't spill on the couch Joe I'm gonna get this couch scotch guarded. Who's the one with the lid?

Using it. He need a Cippy cup Joe. We stopped using the napkin like you wet your ass just get up and wipe it I'm trying to just everyone just keep going with the hell. All right, so here we are we um, I brought you guys together This this crew to do a Monday afternoon. We're gonna we were Me and Joe anyway, we get Joe list of course. We got Dan Soda's back good to be back. We got Lewis Gomez Jay Lewis Jay Realized dude Gomez realized dude Howard son of MMA radio as almost as fat as Bobby He's fucking pork it off.

I can't wait to go right past you. You know how you're doing no sugar and no carbs for the next month? I'm doing just sugar and carbs for the next month. What? Oh, hang on, let me introduce Kelly. Kelly Fistoka, who are you look good today? Oh, thank you, I just kind of start from what?

Yeah, you look better than you usually do. Really? Yeah, usually you have your face looks like it's, you're stressed out and you're tired. Today you look relaxed and good. You should, you should walk around in the cold more office and touch your face. So Lewis, you're getting fat.

I'm getting nice and fat. It's ridiculous. You know what, it was this weekend. It like, I, I, I, I get fat in a weekend. Yes, I can. All right. I put on 27 pounds in a week when I was in Puerto Rico Lewis does fluctuate way like a high school

did you eat five pigs I mean basically I just tons of pork and salted products right and I drank a lot this weekend I just completely gave up last not only did I go to I hop you I started then last night after my show yeah I went and got what what are they called the the burger place that everyone loves the long lines Burger King shake shake shake shake you know I had a double show. I went and got what are they called the burger place that everyone loves? The long lines. Shack. Shake Shack. You had a double cheese burger and cheese fries and I was going to share the cheese fries with my buddy Dave so that I was like you know what I should get some onion rings too. I thought I was ordering onion rings. They gave me a hot

dog with cheddar cheese and onion rings on top of the hot dog and I just ate it. Yeah, you're in a bad place and I was there, I've been there for a while too. You're in a bad place. That's a bad spot to be in. And that's why I gave up cold turkey sugar in all forms. I'm talking. You could not give up cold turkey though.

I have a favorite food. I have a favorite food. I don't know why I like that. That's like a food channel. I just imagined you eating cold turkey out of your refrigerator for sure. I'm there to get him. Sharks are there just imagined you eating cold turkey out of your for sure I did not give up cold turkey

What happened what happened what are you letting you set your face and let me finish my thought like happened what I'm saying is Is I'm I've given up carbs. I think for good white carbs at least, at least. I'm like, you gotta give it up, dude. You, me and you, Joe List, Dan Soda, and me and you, and I think Kelly too. Yeah, I'm with you guys. Okay, we can't eat like regular people. We can't have, we can't give up, work out, and then start eating fucking French fries again. You just can't have it.

No, no, no, no, no. These guys high five skinniness fucking hate both of them. and start eating fucking French fries again. You just can't have it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, me what we were high-fiving about. Not being skinny, being able to eat whatever we wanted to. I didn't know that. I thought it was about alcoholism, but it didn't really make sense to me. So I was just going with it, because you're in a bad, weird place. He just said you're in a bad, weird place.

What the fuck was that? He said he can drink beer, but we can't bring cake. If I may, Bob, because that's the 28 years. I've been off that I know But he's fucking a week I'm 75 days he's drinking beers. You're two days off with cake and you fly off the handle Just trying to get himself out of that hole for that high five. I still don't understand the high five You knew it was Bob. Here's the thing I bet you know that's kidding. Hang up Dr. Gomez. Go ahead. Dr. Gomez You know I just wanted to chip my own teeth. No, it's a true literally just spit them in your eye

We one doctor go you can't have to play along with that doctor Jay Gomez you can I want Dan Soda's fucking nickel hair back Hmm, I don't even know what that was you can't get rid of fat cells That's the truth you literally should be on a nickel You lay down fat cells at certain times in your life and you can't get rid of them. They engorge and then they get smaller. So what happens is... I fuck all that.

Fuck it all. That's the problem. This is why they don't get fat. But here's the thing, this is the problem with fat fucking people and being a fatty up and down my whole life is because I know there's no, I can't look into science and fucking what I, what you say and what Modi says some girl down stairs

Says you can have as much fruit as you want. It's like no, I can't because I'm an addict and I just I'll eat all this fruit And and then I'll eat it will just go into other things and she's like no you can't I'm like no you don't here it is You know how you no personally that's not true. Absolutely true. Absolutely true. Because your blood and your share- You know how- I'm being affected. You know how, listen to me. You know how.

There's some people that lose weight that aren't addicts. Okay? That I don't have to go to O.A. I don't have an addictive personality. There's some people that just get fat and can go and work out and eat less. I guess I know it's science that you just, unless you eat and the blah blah blah, but you as a fat motherfucker know what you have to do to lose weight. Some people don't have to work out and just don't eat shitty food.

Some people have to work out and eat less shitty food. Some people can have carbs, the good carbs, and the good sugars, and work out. I mean, it's a different- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the good carbs, and the good sugars, and work out. I mean, it's a different, it's different for everybody. The table is amazing. I'm just talking about the fact that we have fat cells in our body. It's mentally. It's mentally. Look at everybody talking mentally.

Everybody. I'm like a canned can dancer in the 20s. And something else that could happen is fat is actually an arm in bread. Listen, what I'm saying is when I quit smoking everybody said, you gotta get the book, you gotta read this book, it helped me quit, you gotta get Chantix, Chantix helped me, and you know what, I woke up one day and I went, I'm done smoking, that's what I do.

I just don't fucking do it anymore, I did it with drinking 28 years ago, I was done, being a fucking alcoholic, all the rehabs, all the jails, all the shit people said to me, all the counselors, all that shit didn't matter until I was done. And when I was done, I just stopped doing it, and then I did what I had to do to help me be done. Go to meetings, ask for help, get a higher power,

blah, blah, blah, okay? And that's the same thing I did with smoking. I woke up one day, I don't need a fucking book. I had 500 dollars worth of cigarettes. You know who got those soda? I didn't need to I didn't need to smoke those and fuck it. I'm not smoking anymore One, it's gonna suck two. It's gonna be the hardest thing ever Three, it's gonna take around three weeks six months or so to get through the pain and the anguish of it because I've quit shit before The same thing with me. I'm done with sugars and carbs.

I'm done being a fat fuck right now. Okay, how do you do that? I stop, cleanse my body, get the sweets out of me, get the carbs out of me, and then I'll fucking start going to the gym slowly on pre-core machines for 20 minutes. Okay, yeah, it doesn't matter, but that's my thing. I know how to do it. Bob, let's have a fucking fitness challenge on YKWD. What the fuck?

I don't know that's not what I do But I'm what you're trying to say is different strokes for different folks That's a therapist Joe list if Kelly doesn't write that down. I'll fucking break her pinky Her fat pinky now Well, I'm sorry, I just went off. Now, but I like it Lewis is slipping, so he's starting to throw science and he's like, yeah, but you got to understand. Sometimes when you're asleep, muffins can crawl into your mouth.

That's just pure science. When you wake up, there's going to be a big... Dude, I'm on my way back right now too. I had one weekend where I was really bad, really bad this weekend. And I'm going to fucking, first of all, I work out still four or five days a week. Yeah. It's all diet for me though.

For you, for me. Yeah, you know how to get back. You know what you do. Dude, I fuck out. Dude, I know. I mean, you're a mess right now. I remember old, old fat piece of shit, Lewis, about five years ago.

He's right here. No, not as bad as he was when he was smoking. Are you looking at the side of him? Can you please look at that shit? No, no, it is me. I can't film the future. I'm a looper. Listen. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Yeah. Just waiting. Just patiently. I can't get it. It was ironic. I'm sick of you tonight telling us when the band hit it.

You know what? You're getting it. Yeah. I'm sick of you denying telling us when the big adenicom You know what? You're getting it. You're fucking down for fucking Tell us when we do it. I said it ironically and it got a laugh.

You have to shoot shut up and tie that around your face. You've had one good rant and four bombs today and a couple of very insensitive things to Lewis which I feel really bad about. Well, I can say to him because we're both fatties. I'm a fattie too. It's like the N word. Yeah.

Nothing like the N word. It's like the N word. That is. Two fat people talking about fat is fine. You jump in, we get mad. You can't call us fat. We'll call each other fat all day. Yeah.

Fine. And you can't call Soder and I hilarious. That was a good one. I didn't like it because I was involved in it on the back end. I didn't like that. But yeah, you're welcome for me, including you. Make up for the high five nonsense. I got coke in my taint. It's really. Here we go. Here we go.

We just starting now. Well, no, we've been starting. Here we go. I thought go. I thought, well, because I want to start talking about something. There was all a mic check. Well, what happened was this weekend, and you two, you three can actually get involved, but me and Joe were there. Joe came with me. He was in Boston, and he opened for me at the Wilbur.

Well, yeah. Which I was excited about. And he killed it. He was fucking awesome. It was great. I love working with people that I know, and it was awesome to have him be there in Beentown and then kill it. And then I went up and look, it was, it was,

it was fucking weird, man. It was, it was the crowd. And I know it's St. Paddy's day weekend. I know it's Boston. It's never been like this for me. I've been there six times. It's never been this crazy. But the crowd was fucking yapping. You screaming out, talking. I've never ever seen it like that in my life.

They were fucking shitface. It was a 730 show. I was on by quarter past eight, right? Yes. And they were halfway through my set 20 minutes in. They were fucking shit face. There was a table off to my right. This girl, of course, it was a drunk girl. It's always drunk women. It's the catalyst. Yeah, they think they can just fucking you. Appetite show. They can fuck. It just makes me sick as if my if I went I don't I don't understand when comedy became a sports bar I don't understand when comedy became a bar at all like you go there and to get shit faced and to watch

somebody perform I don't I don't understand why you'd go somewhere spend that much money in a theater or whatever and And the key ingredient to you enjoying yourself is being coherent, listening, and actually getting the information that we give you to laugh. I don't get it. It's never made any sense to me that people get shit-faced to go to a comedy club.

Let's get ripped drunk and go sit in a dark room and pay attention when we're here. Because they're supposed to. They're a two drink minimum that makes them. Yeah, well, you're not supposed to kill and two drinks doesn't get somebody first of all the two drink minimum Doesn't get somebody rip shit faced where they're just gonna they have no filter where they just yell shit out Mm-hmm. So anyways, we're doing the show rowdy crowd. I'm dealing with it. I'll give a fuck I get it I'm doing my thing. I'm doing my last

Dude I'm updating pal pal. I'm falling asleep. I'm a dead ping-pow. Pow. I'm the fucking hammer. I'm the fucking hammer in the game. So funny, I took a photo and I put it on Facebook to promote it. The hammer's coming back and I was joking. Yeah. I'm making people like, dude, nobody calls you there.

Where did you give yourself a nickname? I'm like, yeah. I'm like, this is fucking blocked. Is it in the moment? In the moment, you're like, this will be funny. And then like 15 minutes later, like, fuck you. You're not a hammer. You're a piece of shit.

You don't give yourself nicknames like that. It's like, I did. Well, Louis J. Gomez does, aka the real ass dude. I think I myself that nickname. That was given to me. But here's a deal. God gave him that. So anyways, we're doing the show.

This girl starts fucking Yammerin' whatever. I fucking trash her and it was fucking hilarious. I trash her, but I trash, they were talking the whole fucking time, but I trashed her. This is my way of telling you to shut the fuck up. Her boyfriend was there. I was like, dude, shut up the fuck up. I did it and everybody laughed, it was great

and I moved away from them. I walk away so that you can really stop. I'm not going to give you any more attention. And I'm not going to, I gave you whatever you needed to let you know that you shut your face in a fun way. We all laughed. Here we go. I'm going to move away from you. Now take care of that. Deal with that. And I'm doing my job. He's a tittinger. Well, he actually, this is what he did. He put his hand over her mouth. Oh, he did. Holy shit. He kept putting his hand because she wouldn't shut the fuck up. He kept putting her hand over his chick's mouth over and over and I kept looking over and she was

talking and he'd put his hand. What the fuck is that? You know what it is? She was drunken and barist and you got a big laugh from telling her to shut up. So she's like, I wanna prove a point, I wanna prove a point. Right, it's that kind of fucking nonsense, drunk nonsense where they're like, I can rebuttal. I'm gonna say something back and then it just fuels itself. But I let that go.

Okay, I let that go too, but all of a sudden I hear like a fight about to break out. Somebody snaps and I heard it. And I'm in the middle of my joke, okay. I got all these people in front of me. I got 40 minutes left, maybe 30 minutes left and whatever the fuck it is. It was pretty early.

Right, all right, yeah. I got a, I'm in the middle of a joke and I hear a fight breaking out. So now I'm not thinking about my material, or where I want to go or what the fuck this joke is or whatever I'm outside my body. I'm talking but I'm also worried about what the fuck's going on over here Okay, if come to find out that a couple of that have seen me before Okay, we're sitting with this big party of people and the guy pissed off I'm just going to fight with another guy because this girl wouldn't shut the fuck up.

She kept touching him and leaning. Now this guy's with his chick. This other girl drunk girl won't shut the fuck up. Keeps hitting him in the neck with her fucking arms because she's so shit-faced. He fucking snaps this other big guy at the other party with the annoying chick. They almost get into a fight. So now, here we are. Because of this drunk chick, won almost get in a fight. So now, here we are, because of this drunk chick,

won't shut the fuck up. This guy with his chick might get hurt. Someone might go to the hospital. Someone might fucking wind up in jail, okay? Because of this drunk bitch at a live show. So it doesn't matter to me. I told you to shut the fuck up. I gave you every opportunity.

And then it's like, you still, I walk over there, this guy had to leave with his girl up front to complain because he would have to fight this whole table. Yeah. And there's the security, I don't want the fuck happen there. Those guys, I love those guys, but nothing happened. Okay, so we have to leave the fucking room like a shitty movie. Yeah.

Right? I knew you'd like. Yeah. Right? I knew you'd like that one, right? But that sucks for that guy because he's there to enjoy you. And then it's out in the word. It comes to find out that this guy, this guy who got, now I kicked the girl out, not any of the other guys. I said, dude, you can stay. Get her the fuck to the beat it by, her up to the bar get her out of the room

Get her out of the front you can stay. I want you to stay Be a man stay She ruined it. Yes you did for everybody. I want her gone. You can stay. No, I got to go I got to come on the big guys like all right. I got to go this guy comes back. He's fucking crazy He was gonna fight everybody the guy with the girlfriend though the wife, right? He's all fucked up now. I gotta get him a fan back into the mind friend of laughing. Yeah, every time I look over He's still fighting the guy in his own head, you know, you do that You know you have the argument. He's got his ears but earbuds in his shadow boxing

You know you do that you fucking you argue with somebody and you fucking you yeah, you do both parts Fuck you you fucking you argue with somebody and you fucking fucking yeah, you do both parts fuck you no Fuck you. Well, you're a bitch. Yeah, you know bitch. Yeah, honey get near the room. So anyways, I Kick this guy out then this they leave I kind of do it in a funny way. Mm-hmm, you know for this just for this chick and everybody's like fucking I put it to a vote and the whole fucking crowd not the whole crowd was was like, nah, I was like, fuck it then she stays Because they all didn't go woohoo. So I was like, fuck you then she stays, you know And then we did it again whatever shit. I got it kicked out get the fuck out and And it was a fucking nightmare and then this other lady fucking chimes out

There's people up the back screaming and yelling med fed Med fed that's where I come from Yeah, which is alright, I get it. I'm from MedFeed, good for you. Shut the fuck up. It was a crazy rowdy show. And I would have let this broad stay if she just could have me telling you to shut your face

if you could have just picked up on that. Come to find out real quick, this same group was at Joe's show a week before. Yes. And he had to tell them to shut the fuck up. They could have been nicer. They were the best crowd ever. They bottom dinner out.

That's right. No, you told they were fucking making noise during your show. They were like rowdy and stuff during my show, but I also have, they love you though. That's what sticks about it. I think I love the girl. Listen, I know that you don't wanna,

I understand where you're coming from. These people liked you and you didn't have a problem with them, but they, look, I want you to be honest with me right now. I fuck them. They're five people. If five people, they fucking, you had to tell them to shut up at your show. Correct?

Yes or no? Yes, yes, yes. How many times? Oh, I don't know, a couple of times. But I was just playing with it because I didn't know what else I look yeah because Joe is acting like a professional Hang on let me finish let me finish. I don't give a fuck about the fan shit. That's my point This guy when you disappointed fans tonight You you wait the guy the guy who's girlfriend was talking I went on Twitter later and he was like a paul

That literally he was fucking he was mad. Yeah, he was like you disappointed fans tonight. You let your fans down You talking about your weekend I just toss that band-aid Actually, can I stop can we do a new thing can we ask him to leave? You know what go sit in the room Go sit in the bathroom for five minutes. Dan, if you just are covering my mouth. Yeah. I want to go to church.

Actually, I know I always want you to leave and not come back on the show. If Lewis ladies will have to go with him. I think the thing is, for him, he was like, you disappointed fans, but you should have tweeted back on him, I think. I feel like it's like, no, you disappointed me. Because he is a fan. Like that whole group, they are big fans. They were too drunk and yelling out.

And I think that she's not a big fan and she was just too drunk. Here's a deal. Exactly. I'm not going to tweet that back. You should fucking know that. If you listen to this show, come to the fucking show and you should be the one telling people to shut the fuck up. If you're fans of anybody on the show and myself and you pay to see me, you should be the one telling people to shut the fuck up. If you're fans of anybody on the

show and myself and you pay to see me, you should fucking tell other people to shut the fuck up. You should be have my back. I shouldn't have to fucking worry about you causing a riot where people can get hurt or arrested and fucking ruin their fucking lives. And what if somebody took a bottle? What if somebody, what if this guy lost his brain could out of fear? Because you have three big guys with you, and he takes a bottle and smashes a guy overhead. He winds up fucking dying.

He goes to jail over what? Over because your girl can't shut the fuck up in a show? I mean, that doesn't make sense. I feel like you could have paid in a much better hypothetical scenario there There was more things you could have done Let's say a lighting fixture comes down. Here's where you want to fight each other. That's fucking guy comes in with a bazooka. Look at man. That's the fucking truth. Yeah in a comedy show You don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. You're afraid the reason why people don't say shit in movie theaters when the guys talking

Well, there's nobody wants to get shot. They're also black. So yeah, well, yeah Okay, I said nobody wants to shut up. I'm fucking say something. He's crazy. God. I really do But you know, it's funny about that. It's always booze and it's always someone that just fucking Handle their shit in Seattle when I was in Seattle someone heckled me with her dumb with Kelly's name That's how he heckled me right this drunk guy in the front road just looks up at me. I go, hey, what's up, man? I could tell you was shit facing him. He goes, Kelly for stucco.

And I go, that's the worst heckle. It's also the most effective heckle, because that one is serious. Well, here, he was just naming girls that have blown you. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't mind, but I don't mind the ONA fans y'all that where we going.

They y'all, even the medford shit. I, that shit doesn't bug me. And there was another broad that stood up and ranted. I mean, fuck her. She just stood up. The worst. She, she, she, she, she, it's not like continental Congress. But here's a deal.

Here's a deal. When I have to try y'all that her after I said she shut up. She didn't say a word for the rest of the show. Her husband literally leaned in and said, shut the fuck up, said something. But he did it through his teeth, where he's shut the fuck up. Yeah, he gave her the goon here.

She didn't say nothing for the rest of the show, and I'm fine with that. Like I did with her. I said, With Kelly? No, not with her. I said to this girl, I gave her the little fuck and whatever,

and she wouldn't shut the fuck up. And when it's bothering, after the show, all these people came up around all the tables around them well like thank you for kicking her out because she was so fucking annoying she wouldn't shut the fuck up they kept talking it look at you yelling boo that's not just heckling okay you talking at the table is fucking heckling that's a that's a problem Because now nobody's looking at me, they're looking at you, because you're the mother fucker

in the movie theater talking on your phone. Well, you know what it is? It's like when you do a show and the crowd really loves crowd work, it's the same type of mentality. They want it to be about them. And that's the fucking worst. When you're smashing with crowd work,

you go to a joke that you fucking have been working on for a year, and then they give it like whatever reaction. I like for you seven years. Oh, go ahead. Yeah, that was it. That was the whole point. No, but I'm saying like even that point, it's like when you walk into a show,

if you're doing a private gig, it's someone's like, are you gonna take a nap? Yeah, his fucking casualness is literally, and actually you made me, like I was like, I thought you were looking at me sexy for a second I am I look at him like turn around because it's too far away I can't put a pillow behind your back you fucking turn around Joseph and I am it put it behind your back

you fucking I'm trying to go someone to draw you Jay I'm trying to be a new. That was good. That was good. That was good. Can we want to flip the iPad back on her? Yeah. And are you sick of it? Yes. But it's like the same thing is when you walk into a show, and a bunch of junk dudes are like, it's my buddy Jimmy, you better,

you better really give it to him. Yeah, you're going to be a problem. Yeah. I don't give a shit about your friend. And here's the thing, you shouldn't have went to Joe's show and he shouldn't have to tell you to shut up If you're a fan of the show You should know better if you're a fan of comics. You should be the fucking best behaved mother

That's why oh and a fans they may yell shit out here and then when you come out But as far as the show goes exactly and most I mean all of YKW defense, as far as the show goes, they're the best. They're the, they're the bet. The ones that suck are the ones that bought the ticket randomly. The, you know, that don't know, they just bought a ticket to a show or at a hotel and got a free pair of tickets. There's nothing. I remember I was at the stress factory one night and these fucking two mooks came in and they just walked in last minute. Oh, mooks. Uh, fucking assholes. Yeah. Okay. Big Italian. A mook. Italian. Italian. Italian fucking meads. All right. Right. Um, they walked in with their wives and, and uh, they were

talking the whole time, the whole fucking time through the, the opener and the host. And I got up there and it was a, these are big motherfuckers. But I looked down the crowd and it could see all the ONA fans. They had my back. They were the quietest motherfuckers there They told these motherfuckers and then when I kicked them out and they were threatening whatever I saw every ONA thing was a there was shaking head like we got you dude Don't worry about it, but see like you know what I mean? They know comedy so well that when you get introduced and you get brought on stage they all shit out then like I've heard that like getting brought up and they're like

Well, it's their voice, but the second you go into a bit, they shut the fuck up and they listen. Yeah, I think, and I wanna be honest about my show, I think what had, there's a difference. What happened was, I did the Maui. The Maui. The Maui, of course. Of course.

The Maui that we before, they would like, in between jokes or whatever, and they were drunk, and they would be like, this is the truth. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't bad. Yes, it deal. But I think, here's, here's were drunk and they would be like, the truth. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't bad. But I hear it. Here's the finish bit.

Go ahead, you fucking. I think it yours though, the girl who is not a fan. Right. She was too hammered and just talking. Right. And I think that they were there to see a show and are excited to see the show. They're big fans. I don't think they were heckling.

It was just, I missed all the things I was shooting. Well, don't, don't, here's the thing. Don't take, don't use your, you being a fan of mine as ransom. Don't hold that, like, you know, don't, dude, fuck you. If you're a fan of mine, you wouldn't let that happen to me. I would never let my wife go to a Louis CK show and fucking ruin it or fucking, I'd be like, shut,

I grab her and go, we're out of here. You're a fucking idiot. Yeah, I'm that's my friend I I love it. I wanted to see a show. I took it to it. You a fucking asshole. Fuck you. Let's go I would never let that happen So if you're a fan of you're not a fan because If this you can't just fucking say I let you down I you let me down It wasn't like you're on heroin in the back not showing up for 90 minutes You like we waited I drove you into Blizzard if you exactly if you if you had shut the fuck up right if you had shut The fuck up and listen to the show I would have done my job to my job as a fucking entertainer to my fans.

Everybody there had a fucking great time. Everybody laughed except for Joe. Everybody had a fucking good time. At the end of the show, everybody walked out happy, majority of the people, okay, most of the people, you know, it was a great show. I said a blast at that show. That's the hour I'm gonna film in a few months,

a couple of months. I finally figured it out. But it's like, you fucked it up, you fucked it up. What do you mean I didn't laugh? I laughed. It was a joke, man, Jesus. I didn't fuck anything up. Why did you say that I fucked it up?

Yeah, but it wasn't you, but I didn't. I didn't laugh today, but it did not come up. I didn't fuck it up. I know, but it didn't mean you. I know but it's not you I didn't fucking I know but it didn't mean you I left a lot of thought you were great You know we need news get some hecklers on the podcast Bring them into the studio get them nice and drunk woman I guess if this guy will call in right now. Yeah, yes, I think you should have it Yes, the guy the week before

The week before he was like yelling hey Bobby and I was like I Bobby sucks. He's a piece of shit and the guy was like, hey man, you can't make for no Bobby. He loves you that much Well, here's what you would never disappoint Can I say this though? I guarantee Bobby will never disappoint me. I'm going to see him at the Wilbur That guy Bobby that guy was saying those things on purpose to get a rise out of you to fuck you up because he messaged me as well And I had nothing to do with it, but he didn't get a rise out of me. I didn't even block him. He's still, I'm still, he's still on my thing.

I'm not gonna block the guy because he's a fucking idiot and doesn't understand that he's wrong. You know what I mean? You were wrong and here's the thing. I didn't kick you and your boys out. I kicked her out. I told you assholes to stay. I want you to stay.

I want you to teach her a fucking lesson. Give her some fucking consequences for being a drunk at your show that you spent money on. You probably paid for her ticket. You know, let her fucking go. What the fuck? Yeah. So when she left and he lived with her, and he missed the show, well, he's a pussy. Fuck him. But he messaged me and tagged me in on a tweet. What are you saying? I didn't know what happened. And I had to go through your tweets and see what happened. I spoke to you, but he was like, he tagged you in it as well.

And he was like, so Bobby Kelly just looks like you're a constant disappointment. And he goes, no, he said, um, I just shame that people like Kelly for Stuka look up to you. Oh, it's definitely an idiot. Yeah, it's like, first of all, yeah, I don't know what, what, what, Kelly for St go look up to every time. I thought it was all sort of to see if it was like the joke.

I thought it was gonna be him. I didn't think it was gonna be him, it was gonna be Joe, even looks up to you fool. Kelly just gonna look up to squirrels in the park. Ooh, that's not there. It's on there. I'm fucking throwing somebody bombs today. I keep reaching for it. I shit. Oh, I keep doing I keep doing a Uncle joke is that looks up the squirrels in the park

I'm back. You should do this at the end of your joke You want to talk about my sisters your mother Kelly will you get this guy's name, please? I don't you have less you have hang on you have less Tweets than responses Only one you look on her you look at her connect. It's only that one thing His name is at disappointed Bobby. She's some rich. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know The thing about getting drunk and going to shows is it's always we've talked about this hundreds of times It's always the woman that just gets shit faced. And then the boyfriend has to back her up.

So you know what, I think you haven't wanted a while. This happens. You get a guy who's in the front row and he's not even heckling. He's just not laughing and he's pissed off that he's there. And that's almost just as distracting to me. Arms folded. Yeah, dude. Like like fucking just staring at you pissed off.

That's a nice feeling. He's the twit. Richie, so I read out his name. No. Okay. Show off. That's a nice feel. He's the tweet. Richie read out his name No, okay, no, I Want you to tweet I want you to direct message him right now follow him direct message him yeah, and tell him Tell him we want him to cut with doing a show right now if he wants to call in I just live right now No, I'm not live. I just imagine it doesn't matter. He can He fall in I can plug it in. I just imagine a construction We need it. We need his phone number. That's a truck driver

This is what blows me away about this is why comics you'll never have a fucking union and we net will never ever Fuck and take care of each other because Joe no matter what this guy did to my show I'm gonna let me finish I know what he does. We're not pals. Yeah Well you're still worried about him liking you. I'm not worried about it. I feel I don't I don't give a shit I feel like he's a Time to go fuck off feel bad That he is a fan and his dumb girlfriend was yelling and I think you have a problem with her

I think this guy really does like I'm not saying he's a fucking great guy whatever He's probably a fucking idiot and then the fact that I saying he's a fucking great guy, whatever, he's probably a fucking idiot. And then the fact that I know he's a truck driver, he made a joke about me, a construction worker, I spoke to the guy, he's like, I drive a truck, I listen to the show and the truck. I met him too. Yeah.

Where'd you meet him? At the Wilbur. He's a huge fan of the show, and that's why we'll back. So what the fuck, why would he do that? Why would he cross for it? Because it's a girlfriend, why? But what? No, fuck, that's not what I'm yerry can yerry fucking can say yeah You can be responsible for the people that you bring to a fucking show

You're responsible you are responsible for you. I brought you to the show if you suck or ruin it Well fuck where people in the crowd and get out of of line I'm gonna go up and apologize for your bullshit. That is the good point You shouldn't have got upset. I agree with you Bobby that he should have taken care of her And he should have if you're a fan of mine You should add my back because you fucked my other fans you fucking tried to ruin my show by making people around you So mad that they wanted to get violently Violent with you. Violently violent? I was gonna say physical.

I'm gonna have to get violent with violence. Listen to me, that's not good. I'm not a, I don't have, I don't want gangs coming to my show. I don't want people getting beat up. I don't, I don't want people having to fucking get up out of my show to go and get the manager to tell you guys to shut the fuck up. I don't like the idea that I'm gonna break some union and don't support comics. Comics are my life and it's all I care about.

I'm just saying, I think that the anger should be going towards this girl. No, girl. You're missing the point. No, you are missing the point. No, you're not. Because he, the stance he took after the show is what I'm mad at okay Well that part that listen listen He's never wants to apologize for his chick being a fucking yapper never once said you know what dude

My the fucking the the guy next to me I feel bad for that couple and all the people around us because we ruined their fucking show I you know what I fucked up not once did that happen had said, look bro, I have bummed me out. I fucking, I really, I really wanted to see you. I brought my friends down to see you. I'm sorry, but my fucking dumb girl. But she was drunk. And I would have been like, look dude, it's cool.

It's cool, I get it. But don't do that again. Here's some tickets, I want you to come back. Not her, but I want you to come back with all your friends. I'm gonna hook you up with free tickets. Why don't you come to New York if you ever here come on the I would have been the It's great. You're doing it now. No, I'm not fucking doing it now because I haven't heard from the guy and let I guarantee He he still fucking he's still defending that fucking bullshit But when he tweeted he was hammered too, so maybe now he will feel that way

He was hammered too, so maybe now he will feel that way That's why that's why that's don't say that the comics are gonna have a fucking you Because it guys like you Yeah, you are your a scam. Yeah, you sure you should have a fucking I'm scabbin from you guys calling Joe a scam. I'm with Joe good. Okay, both of you is gone Gonna put a blow up right outside the fucking door Like different factions arguing in your audience like warriors the movie I can't look it. I can't look I don't know. I can't afford. I can't afford man. You understand I can't afford. I can't afford, man. You understand I can't afford that was a statement. I'm gonna finish it It's honest to God. I can't afford to have these

I need to do the best shows I can I don't I don't get to play it. I'm not fucking bill or Louis Okay, in Norton I'm trying to build up a fan base just like anybody else So when I do a theater show in my hometown I I get a fucking, I really got to make sure that people leave going. That was a great, great show. I've seen them five times. I've still is the first time I saw them, whatever, that they leave going. That was great. Because I, I'm trying to, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hustle just like you fucking assholes. Okay? And so when somebody, when somebody shows up at a show and fucking ruins it, my whole, I got a lot of family there. I got a lot of people, and it's like,

you guys made it about you. And then after you got to fuck with me, I got a fucking deal with you telling me that I fucked up somehow. All these fucking emails, all these tweets, how great the show was, how awesome. What a great time, first time people, fucking fifth time people fucking

fifth time people and then you're telling me that I just go come on dude stop that shit girl. He affects you though and you had doesn't know they're good to it's the it's the it's the whole it's not it's not her it's not him it's the it what it's the what's represented out there what what we have to go through his comics at these shows. It shouldn't be. If you're a fan, okay? If you're a bachelor party, some fucking group fine.

If you're a fan, you should be the ones that know what the fuck is right. And you should have our backs. Because without you, without the people that listen to the show, I don't care if they like Joe or me, or Kelly or fuck it. All right, well, but Lewis, I don't care. As long as you're a fan of the show,

those are the ones that pass it on. Those are the ones who get us out there. You can get fame, you can, not you, but you can get fame, Dan. You can get success, you can get a show, but you know what? If you don't, if your fans don't collect and support you through that and watch it, then when it's over, it's over.

Yeah. And that you, you know what I mean? Like my Guinness fans, they're some of the most loyal people in the world. Because when I used to yell out, are you guys ready for more beer? They cheer. Believe it or not though, you have some fans from those things.

And those fans will be with you forever. And they'll know when they go to the show, you have, maybe it's two. I don't think, I don't think so. Look at the guys that give us guy. First of all, dude, I used to. That's your name. Where's the giant Guinness can? I started with the original eight.

Yeah. When I used to do a dainty, I had like eight people that liked me. That's it. And then they would show up at every fucking show. That's it. Patrick was one of them. Patrick from Crinchuma.

They used to show up at every fucking show I did. And support me, pass out, did whatever I needed him to do. I think you're right about the fan stuff because it's different like at the stand, I wanna say like three months ago, they had a birthday party for one of the real housewives of New York and it was like,

you just knew what it was gonna be. They weren't gonna listen, they were talking. And even though you snapped, but with fans, you think like, okay, I'll snap and they'll get that I'm upset so maybe they'll fucking change. Like this dumb drunk rich lady that was cat face because she said so much plastic surgery. I knew she wasn't gonna listen to anything of the show and I snapped at him. But a fan you almost kind

of expect them to be like, hey shut the fuck up. It was a nice Dan corporate snap. It was just really friendly. No, no, no, they. Was it a blotchy Dan snap? It was a blotchy Dan. I kind of got upset at the stand because they tweeted out what I yelled at them and I'm like, dude, don't Don't tweet that out because what you say I called her a continent I said that I live in a windowless room in Queens and this is my only moment I enjoyed during the day and I made fun of her That's just a sad thing. She's quoting you like a sad But it was like he did quote me and I was like, yeah, god that really does sound pathetic She's like I'm rich. I didn't give a what a loser big

She's like I'm rich. I didn't give a what a loser big You mean bursting You're fucking dumb Viagra up husband. All right guys real quick Tweak audio dot com Tweaked tweaked audio dot com you guys go there right now. I actually have my Game I don't know where they are I had a box they my these headphones are great by the way Okay, I'm gonna give you a pair of show. gonna give you a pair cuz I fucking know I'm kidding Tweaked audio dot com go there Unbelievable they're fucking great. Lewis is just oh

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That's the key, Mike, they're non-miked. Everybody get miked because you have a phone, except for Kelly. Yeah, you're not a fucking 65 year old with a jitterbug. Get a phone, a jitterbug. It's the phone with the big number. Jitterbug. Anyways.

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They're, I'll tell you this though. Here's the, here, as a tech guy, honest to God, there's nothing better than as a gift for somebody for a birthday. Oh, whatever the fuck it is, just to give somebody something, do nice for something, do something nice for somebody,

give them a pair of headphones. Everybody needs a pair of headphones. Just get a few pairs and have them on you. You lose them, you have them. You want to give a pair away. Somebody doesn't have a pair. You got them. It's a great gift.

Tweet.io.com. Use the code word, dude, D-U-D-E. 33% off. Yeah, I'm free shipping and a lifetime limited warranty. Ooh, lifetime warranty? No, limited warranty, so. Yeah, it's limited. If you like flush them down the toilet,

you won't be covered. But if No, limited warranty, so. Yeah, it's limited. If you like flush them down the toilet, you might not be covered. But if they wear in tear, may be. If they break, sometimes the cord that plugs into the phone gets a little fucked up. No, you're telling me I've had all those problems, Bobby. Yeah, that's what I like about to read. But you're not gonna have a McTweet audio. You know what?

You buy a parrot, give him to a homeless person. That way they look less crazy. Just do a good deed. And you know what? Here at the dance owner and Joe List, Union of Comics, we just wanna invite you guys, let you know. I want all you guys who listen to the show,

go to their show, screaming y'all. Please! Y'all stuff out. Everyone knows I'm dance owner, I do rock and roll comedy. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not at all hot. I wear minstead. Oh, hello, Toledo!

Been a while since we've been here Listen man, did you did he get back to you? Fuck you kid Just ran into the building Yeah, where the fuck is he? Yeah, I know he's upstairs. I'm Did you see her? I know he's upstairs. I'm here and go get him, sorry. Sorry, he's upstairs.

I can hear his fat fucking breathing. Get me another shlits. Get, don't make sure you don't hurt Joe. He's our friend. He gave us a sticker in the CD. Guys, were you talking to them? Did you talk to them at my show? No, no, I mean, I saw them all over there. Did you say, hi, do you

sing a body of them as they left? No, I don't, I was in the back when they were. Did they tweet you? Did they tweet you that night? No. Did you apologize for Bobby's activities? No, no, I'm not fucking friends with them. And I'm not on your fucking side. So why are you defending me? You know, you're like, I'm not like Bill or Louie with the fans. Well yeah they're fans like when you just lost 18 of them you fucking I didn't lose 18 this six no there was a bunch of them you're saying I wait the fuck you fuck that they're saying I lost them I didn't fucking lose shit you don't fucking say I lost probably lost that's what the fuck they said I didn't lose

shit they're the ones who fucked up They're the ones who fucking made the wrong choice All right, I don't give a fuck. I didn't lose shit Okay, you if you come in shut the fuck up have a good time. Nobody says nothing after the show Hey, what's up? We all have a good time. I didn't lose shit. Don't put this on me. I'm not my problem Shit don't put this on me. I'm not my problem. I'm sorry for yelling at you. No, no, it's fine I'll be one all mr. T I did I'm gonna take something out pitiful and this fall it said summer slam I got you in the game This is the stance he's taking what he just said hang on

Shut up shut up you do because that he keeps talking shut up. Let him talk. Go ahead Joe what I'm set. I do feel bad and it's nothing to do with me wanting this guy to like me He's not gonna make a break my career. I'm not gonna be friends with this guy whatever. There a bunch of fucking look I think it's one thing. It's what we talked about when Keith Mallie was here. I think it is the kind of fans. Sometimes you're gonna draw from O&A and show like this. These are YKW defense. Yes, yes. I talked to them, they knew every line to the podcast, they knew you, they love you, they came to see Soda. That doesn't matter. Get on that. I get that. What is your point? My point is I feel bad that this guy is adored you And because it went so wrong and it's her fault

Obviously, it's this one brought who's not a fan of not here fault now because after the show if he just said hey, dude Sorry about it's over, but he made it about me Be my fault Joe now that's his problem. Right now. He's now he's on the wrong side Because he made it he, he blamed me. I know, but in, in fact, he loves you. Cause loyalty runs to his dumb girlfriend. And so that's the way it works. Yeah, he says tomato, I say,

fucking, your girls are cunt. Exactly. And guys, if I know anything in this world, it's how to ride the fence. Now let me tell you what's going on here. Look, man, I'm not even, I'm not even, I don't even give a fuck. Honestly, like, if this guy said, dude, I'm sorry I fuck, okay fine,

who gives a shit, it's not gonna affect, look at six people not showing up at my gig because you couldn't control your girlfriend and I took, I don't give a fuck, don't come, don't come. If that's the type of fan you are, where you get to do whatever you want, and if I fucking say, no, no, you don't get to fucking talk. You don't get to do that. You shut up, you are my dancing monkey.

You do not tell me what to do. If that's the fan you are, then go fuck yourself then. I don't give a shit. Go ahead. I disappointed the fan. You know what I mean? But I wanna let them know.

I will be at Nick's comedy stop in August. But that's you do. That's exactly who you are. Because if you, if it is, I'm the first stop. All right, here's fucking joke. Okay, hang on a second. He wrote back.

Let me, what do you say? I read it that way. Yeah, he said, um, I don't know. He's voice Kelly. Do the only impression you know to do. I said, can we talk? Can we, can we, can we have Dan read it?

Yeah, I reckon we can read it. Let Dan read it. Yeah. Because Cal, first of all, this, can I just say something Dan, real quick before you say that we can we can we can we can we have Dan read it I can read it that's the yeah because call it first of all can I just say something down real quick before you say that look at me the way Kelly was going to read it was fucking like really uh...

uh... passive and scared i don't want to scare like you scared to read it first of all don't look at it like that i'll give you the whole conversation go ahead jo jo please we please can you not show us that part of your I'll give you the whole conversation. Go ahead, Joe, please. Please, can you not show us that part of your body? Actually, it kind of comforts me. Yeah, but he was looking at it.

He was leaning. Would you want to come on the porch? Talking to the microphone, we can't hear you. Hi, would you just pull up that mic actually moves where you needed to go? All right, can I go now? Yeah, but I'm just saying I needed on the... I'm picking it everything now.

I don't know. You just let it slide up. Hey, would you want to come on the podcast and talk about Saturday night? XK? I have no idea what that means. What does XK? It's my sign off, like I say X for the K, so you know, it's me.

Oh, she's got a sign off. That's gross. That's just what I do, so it's like, this is it, you know. What the fuck does that mean? XK looks like a tie-up. All right, listen, I'm gonna take a vote right now. Who wants Kelly off the show? I do. I think she did. Yes, she did. Joe wasn't even gonna play unless it was serious. There's another one. We are recording right now if you free. All right, and he wrote bad. Facking. No thanks though. I was a complete dick. I think that we

shouldn't have been thrown out, but I also got butt hurt and said some shit I didn't mean. But I can't take them back now. What does he say? What does he say? No thanks though. No thanks though, I was a complete dick. I think we shouldn't have been thrown out, but I also got butt hurt and said some shit I didn't mean.

What's butt hurt? Like you got it, you got it, you got butt hurt. You got butt hurt. You know? No, I don't know. You don't know what to get butt hurt, you know? A You got it. You got but hurt. You got but hurt You know, no, I don't know you don't know I get but hurt me and all fishers Let's but hurt you get fucked in the butt now I means like he was he was upset He got upset because they got kicked out so he got upset and said some shit

He didn't he was acting like a fig his but here's a deal Oh, yeah, and here's a quick and here's the problem, but I can't take them back now here Yeah, he can you you did it's done. I don't I don't give a fuck what you say in the heat of the passion if you fucking drunk I don't give a fuck you can say whatever you want if you like dude. I fucked up. But fine. What's up? You understand? What's happening? YKW defense Come see me live here's my dates for month. So if you're in the area and you don't come and see me, you're an asshole. And so is your girlfriend. So here are the dates for this month where you can come see me live at a comedy club near you. March 27th,

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he's not the most people i wouldn't respect i wouldn't respect a guy that's like yeah, honey leave I mean, I would want him to fucking go out and scold her outside Right just having your girlfriend leave and staying for the show Awesome that'd be like what a bitch Let me let me tell you something if he did that if he said you know what fuck her. I said I go I mean it would have been a man. I go stay used I want you I told them I go please stay you and your boys stay She's gone if he had said fucking fuck her and let her go

I would have I would have been the best moment of my life. I'm so confused like you know listen I don't understand why he has such a go shut the fuck up. I don't understand why he had such a go at you When you were so like she has to go you shut the fuck up. I don't understand why you had such a go at you. When you were so like, she has to go, you stay. I want you to stay. How did he get himself in that you'll be in a cunt to him? I guarantee that he didn't like getting kicked out of a fucking show. But he didn't get kicked out.

He didn't, I didn't kick him, I kicked her out. But he had to leave and all his friends left. They all took a stance for this girl, which he's not gonna be with in fucking 10 years by the way. Okay, it's not gonna happen. You know, because he seems like an all right alright guy and she's a fucking nutcase drunk broad Okay, so there you go. Yeah, they're not he's not gonna. It's not gonna work He's feeling bad. He's feeling really bad now because he stood up for her because she would have been afterwards in

He's either going you're fucking in stick out for me. You're fucking in back and say look we want you on the we want you on the show right now Tell him ask him if he can if can call, we can call his cell phone right now. Anyways, ask her for her cell phone. Let's get to the bottom of the problem. Look, I understand what Joe's coming from where, go ahead, try to use some. Well, I missed the whole thing, first of all, because I was shitting. And I was like, all the kids here was like,

oh, Bob, he's getting into it with somebody. When I came out and you were finally, I saw the guy's face. He was like this, but like it was like one of those things where you were just yelling at me where I'm like, probably it's me. I thought what he felt like. I'm really not yelling at you. We're on the show.

I'm not really not yelling at you. I know, but that's my character. It's like Bang Zoom right to the moon, Alice. And you're Alice. His face and I talk to this guy. And I'm not I don't have loyalty over to him yeah then why do you have a tattoo with his name I don't have loyalty to anyone over you I'm on you get it he's loyal to know why

but I I talked to this guy I saw the heartbreak he's like why are you doing it was like if your mother kicks you out of the house and yes he's a drunk maniac but I could he was fine Kick that though If your girlfriend's getting kicked out you are getting kicked out. He's not he's a pussy. He can stay That's easy what kind of maniacs just like later later bitch maniacs just like later later bitch I'm the part. I do well that's let me carry carry has never been loved to say one second I would tell if my wife fucking embarrassed me at a show that I paid for and go to all you guys in and my wife

Got so shitty that they were yelling at her I would say this is one thing I've learned in life people do not learn or change without consequence Okay, and I would I would tell my wife, buy, get the fuck out. I wouldn't walk her out and put her in a tab. Listen, nope. Not even do that. I'm a, you're in a fucking doubt.

We're not fucking 12. You're not 12. You're a fucking grown man. She's a grown man. My wife. She is a grown man. I mean, she's a grown man. She can't, I'm not doing this to be a suck up,

but I'm on your side like, I've done it before with boyfriends. No, not at all there. Let me tell you something. If my wife embarrassed me at a show, and I was at a, if I went to your show, Joe, okay, and I brought my wife,

we didn't know you, say she didn't know, and then she was fucking with your show and ruining your night at your hometown, at a theater with your fans, family, and friends there, I'll show you, do once a year that's important to you. If my wife started ruining that and you came over to the table and said, shut the fuck up, dude, shut her the fuck up. Then I would have taken her immediately out. I would have said, I wouldn't have got to the point where it's like,

she's getting kicked out. Okay. That's what I'm saying is, if she, if I was with her, and she was heckling you and you commented on it, I'd be, get the fuck up, let's go. But here's the problem. And then I put it in a care, and get the problem. Let me back up. He, I yelled at her, flipped out, did my thing at her. Would you, everybody, if you're a fan of the show,

you know I don't want you, I don't want that shit at my show. Yeah. Let me just do my shit. If I talk to you, we can talk. Okay, but if I take it, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. But here's the, this is what truly bothered me. I don't care about me, like that lady later. She's doing it to me.

I don't care if she did it to me. Okay, that's fine. You're thoughtful too, yeah. But here's the deal. If you're bothering other people that aren't drunk, that don't fucking scream. If you're bothering that, the couple at the table with you, now you're ruining their night, I stuck up for those fans.

Yeah, absolutely. Okay, so maybe I lost you as a fan of her, but you know who I gained as a fan? All the people that were miserable, the two dudes in back you, the other couple right behind you, the couple at your table that wanted to fight you. Okay, those people, that's who I kicked her out for. Not for, hang on, not for me, I didn't do it for me.

I really didn't, I'll handle this, bro. I can handle her, but for that table, I don't want you to get into a fight. I don't want you to be, I don't want you to have to fucking have a miserable show because of this drunk girl And because she's not my fan. She's with fans of mine and it ain't happening I told it I agree with that and respect that and I appreciate that and I agree with that on your side the only thing and I agree

That's crazy and cool then fun that you would do that with your wife and be like get the fuck out But most guys wouldn't do that I agree with that I agree with I'm not be like, get the fuck out. But most guys wouldn't do that. I agree with that. Most of them. I agree with, I'm not gonna just leave my drunk girlfriend out tonight. Most of them would go home and be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? But I agree.

I agree. That is more makes more sense. I agree with what Dan said. Is that you know what you take your girl out from, but what the fuck you're doing, all right? I mean, immediately, like I'm saying is, I agree with everything you said. Those people are fucking up the show for everyone else.

But what I'm saying is, if it wouldn't get to the point where you're like, she's out, dude, you can stay. Because immediately when she could talk, I'd be like, shut the fuck up. And if she did it again, I would pick her up and fuck you. And now we're getting into a relationship.

Well, he covered her mouth. He literally put his hands in. But that's not a nut, you know, over her mouth. Do this. But I get you. I'm not, first of all, if you're putting your, if you're putting your hand over your chick's mouth at a live show, you're, you're, you're, you're,

it's too far. It's too much. And I know exactly, I think he feels that way now. Okay, and I'm good. Fucking done with it. That's fine. You understand? I'm, I'm, I'm looking, honestly, God.

I don't want you to think that you can just go to people's shows Whether it be your show or any comedy show and do that shit to us someone's got a fucking If the fans I went to Philly for five shows and had an amazing Show Philly fans and nuts. Yeah, oh and a fans are nuts YKWD fans and nuts, but when A fans are nuts. Y KWD fans are nuts. But when it comes to their comedy show, they're fucking awesome. They listen, they'll yell shit out once in a while, that to let you know that they're a fan.

Okay, where are we going? They yelled that out a couple times. You know, they'll do that. That's awesome. I love that about them. But when it comes time for the joke, they listen, they laugh, they shut the fuck up And if anybody, you know, many other people came up to me after the show and we're gonna go fucking attack those people

Like fight them, my family, my uncles, well like what the fuck I was so fucking, they wanted to go There was there was other friends of mine that wanted to go fucking to and it's like I'm glad you didn't because I don't want anybody to get hurt over a fucking stupid show You know what I mean? I don't want you to get that mad But if you shut the if she just shut the fuck up nobody would have got mad and look I blame it on the alcohol Saints patty's day had something to do with it. I've never had a crazy Maybe So maybe I want to say and I'm not I'm not friends with this guy and I'm not ruined in the union But maybe this guy now he fucking writes he's sad he listens to the show Maybe they come back now they had the consequences they come to the show and go hey

We're not fucking doing that again. We love Bobby. They do it again Again fuck him in the ass and shoot him in the face Joe But maybe they come back and they fucking love the show. They come see Soda. Right. Joe, he was always gonna miss the show because the moment he stood up to take his girl out, he would never have, like you said, Danny, he would never have put his girl in a cab and sent her home.

That reality of their relationship is why, what the reason why I called him a pussy was because he would have had to have gone in the cab and missed the rest of the show for her. Look, I don't think he's a pussy. I don't think he's a pussy. I don't think he's a pussy at all Even your girl out taking sides with the comedian and making your girl stand outside for it It's kind of a pussy move first of all That's a fucking Stop stop No, the mother you children, okay your wife. Yes, some chick you're banging now. That's a brilliant fucking

I don't I don't know but that would have been brilliant I'm made with the boy I've been with a boyfriend and then I've been with a boyfriend in the movies once and he was just being a shithead Like you cracked the shit so something I kicked him out and I had the cockies hit a white pool. I was done You kicked him out of the movie. Yeah, I was like get out of here Can I say something though? Here's a deal too, is that he, um, she's got a fucking rock and bark. Yeah.

Ah, kid, she's got a fucking so I've been wet and bark. I'm gonna say what you're gonna say. All right, go ahead, say it, Joe. I, the reason I'm saying this, I fucking, again, I don't wanna be friends with Richie, the truck driver or whatever the fuck. I thought it was a, he has like a,

to be a comic and have a radio show and have somebody care about you and your friends. Yeah. I hope that it fucking continues. Yeah, but then, okay, okay, fine. And I'm not saying who's right or right. Hang on one second, that's fine. But you don't, that doesn't give you any rights at all.

I agree. Hang on, let me fucking say it. It doesn't give you any rights at all, the fucking to how you get to go to my show. I agree. You have to fucking be as more quiet and pay more attention and be that much better of a fucking audience member than anybody else if you're a fan of the show.

I agree, but we've also all had nights where our fucking girlfriend is stumbling around ruinin in the fucking night never had it maybe not you I would never be with somebody like that I would never ever be with somebody like that we're off on a relationship to our big I mean what do you guys you know that's all I attract but some people have fucking relationship we are not we have to we have to we do we did he do anything back yet?

Not nothing back yet. Okay, check it out. So what's this now? We're not over. We have a new segment. So anyways, real quick. So that's what happened this weekend. It really bothered me that the thing that really bothered me

that he said I let my fans down. It was like, what are you fuck, dude? Just to just say I fucked up, my chicks and ass. She didn't mean it. And that night. But hang on, yeah, that night. Oh, he was trying to get everybody on my, he was trying to disgrace me in front of everybody.

Which is like dude, really, really you fucked up. And if you don't know that, then why did you have your hand over a mouth? Why did you have to physically put your hand? And by the way, that never stops anybody from talking. And here's, no, it actually makes you wanna talk, especially a mouth. Why did you have to physically put you? And by the way, that never stops anybody from talking. And here's, no, it actually makes you want to talk, especially a woman. You should make your hand.

Yeah, but it does. It does help with rape. Yeah, you need to use like a nice piece of cloth and some tape around it. The little sticker, man. The little sticker too. You want to be a little fitter than that if you're going to rape someone.

Actually, you actually, I'm not in a rape shape. Actually, no, you don't. You actually want to lie on them them like a fucking big elephant seal Like I'll hold them down From Reapship you like Roy Nelson you just try and go It didn't write me to settle me and winded me. It was a good reference. I don't like your fucking here Look around like did I bomb I look like the Lewis like so what's his name again? Thanks Richie all right Rich. Richie the truck driver.

I'm sorry I lost you as a fan. But you did. You know, but he is the Joe. The Joe list fan. Yeah, Joe list. Make sure you go to Joe show whenever he's in bean town. And Dan Soda is actually part of that union. Dan Soda.com.

Actually, Dan is part of both unions. You know, I have only two cars. Two carterians. Yeah. They call me old middle-class. He's actually part of the comic union and part of the fan comic union that Joe is the head of. Joe's pissed off. No, he's lost the wind.

Joe's furious. Have a little cupcake, Joe. I don't want a cupcake. Can't fit in his mouth. Take your fucking cupcakes. I'm going to put it for you. It's chocolate. There's foreign there. It's one for you. It's chocolate. It's foreign.

It's foreign, it's foreign, it's foreign, it's foreign, everybody. Oh, thank you. You bought me a cupcake? Yeah, but I didn't want you to feel left out, but I know you can't eat it. I didn't have anything healthy that I might work. You know what I mean? When you feel left out, yeah. I wish somebody said that to me around fucking 40 years ago.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That was my second birthday. I felt left out. Okay. 42? Yeah. Well, we're going to say like that for you fucking mump. Yeah. Well, we're gonna say like that for you fucking month.

What the fuck? That was a bomb right? What? No. That was just mean. He caught, no, it was just mean. I've been talking about the comment about 40 years ago, your biography that you were gonna give.

I didn't give it though. Be gone. 40 years ago, I wish someone would have said that. Oh, yeah, that was a rainy day. Yeah, but this's a milk, but milk and some guy off of me a steak. I said what do you mean for that steak? That was that was a thing we got a so we're moving on from that. It was a crazy crazy show You know, but what even here like I was in the city. It was just fucking ridiculous Friday night at 7 30 I didn't think it would be that ridiculous. And you know what I agree with you. Saturday night, it was...

Saturday night, I get it. But Friday night at 7.30, I don't know why everybody's show. Well, kids, that banged up it by 7.30. You get to work at five. But funneling fucking. It's a wrap. I would like to get this guy on the show. So hopefully we can get him on in the next couple weeks.

We'll get him on the show. And well, maybe we'll talk about it. But he's, like I said, I didn't kick him out or his friends. They were fine I just wanted that girl out because I didn't I wanted to remove the problem so people didn't get into a fight Well, I miss what happened. You just are from the beginning. My Vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian all right, so right now I have a new segment I was away at South by Southwest and I let that one slide I kind of liked it

It was good. It was the second Pulp Fiction. It was a callback and was in reference to the kickout I got no problem. It might have been brilliant really If it wasn't he fucking saved it right there. I'd break it down. Listen. I liked it. We I did There's a lot of Richie check out the two pulp picture references this man. I love richie. He's the back. We love richie. We love richie. We love richie Bobby just had a shitty attempt at a sound effect. He just went, we, we, I'm not a fucking band soda. Nobody knew what the fuck that was. That was out in post, I put a fucking,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put a track going in it. People, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

beep, oh shit. All right, so, so here we have, first of all, I want to command everybody for not talking over, I think we're doing a very good job Bob if I talk to you Here we go You did but fucking raspy voice stepped on it. No, I was. Demi Moore stepped on us. You can't. He interrupted me. The joke was

that he was interrupting me. He was. You can't blame me. You dickhead. Demi Moore is the funniest thing ever. We stop using your thumbs to point at you. And another thing about a little strange old man. Real ass dude. We really use car salesman doing a commercial all the time. Right away. This weekend. All right. Here we go. A new segment, a lot of guys can't be on the show. So, you know, they're either moved to LA or on the road and I usually have you guys on, which I love, but I'm gonna start doing a new segment called Guess Spot where we have a comic send in,

whatever they want, whatever they want to bitch about, whatever they want to talk about. And we're gonna do that right now. This one is with Nate Pergazzi, who I did the show with last week at South by Southwest West. And apparently it didn't work and fell apart, but Nate is Nate. Nate the sniper on YKWD a guest spot. And now a guest spot on the YKWD podcast by Nate Bergazzi. Bobby, thanks for letting me do this podcast, dude. Really glad just to be a part of it here and there. You know, when I left New York to move to Los Angeles, I thought, how am I? It's really exciting to do really exciting to do Bobby's podcast. We all didn't think it would last. You know, the podcast, or you just keep having us on, but turns out it's going good, and

then you left everybody on, and now they get to do it every week. So that's great, so I just moved, and I'm just by myself out here doing nothing, and you're just inviting everybody to do the podcast. I mean like you take my generation to do your pot you don't have anybody in your group. No one that started in 1981 would like to do a podcast with you. Joe list is the closest you have because he also started in the 80s. You do it you're doing like an open mic podcast that's the difference of levels of comedy it would be like if I did a podcast with Kelly Festuka that's that's the

difference which I did here I heard Kelly quit comedy so I'm not trying to be a jerk about it either that I heard she should quit I don't know it was it was blended in it's different out. I'm still jet lag from the move. Weather's nice. That's all you got to say about Los Angeles. Spots, I'm doing no spots. I'm doing probably the same number as Lewis Gomez does in New York, which is embarrassing. It's embarrassing, dude. I did an open mic on a Friday night and open mic. I've been on Conan three times and did a half hour special. They let me talk about comedy for 30 minutes straight on television and I was lucky to get on this open mic out here. I was just,

hey guys, thanks for even having me. And they go, yeah, next time get here early and sign up. All right. Auditions, that's not going to work out. I've already tried it. I did an acting class. An acting class, they were, I mean, they did give me most improved. So out of the class, I did get most improved. But the one audition I went on, one, moved out here for pilot season. I had to ask people when it started, they said it's almost over.

I've gone out for nothing. That's the whole reason I moved out of here. The one audition I went on was a commercial. Dan Soder, a great Dan Soder, was there. He helped me run my lines. It was for a commercial commercial was a meat reviver meat reviver Keeps your clothes and hair fresh on the go. That's my first line

That's what I'm supposed to say. I've got it me and soda been running this all night It's a commercial. It's not that big of a deal. I walk in first thing I say is, hey, meat reviver, keeps your clothes fresh, fresh, fresh. Ah, come on. And that's how it basically ended. They laughed at my face. Then they just told me to get through it. So I just read it off the sheet of the paper.

It looked like you were when you go to the special Olympics and you just want those kids to finish the race. It's like, we're not keeping score you just want those kids to finish the race. It's like we're not keeping score. It doesn't matter who wins this race. Let's all just finish it. That's how they did it. They read my resume to me, which was embarrassing.

They read my special skills. My special skills. You know I wrote down a special skills to let me stand out amongst all the other actors in Los Angeles. Well what I put on mine was I can run, I can run, and I can walk, and I have a southern accent. That's what my special skills were. And also by the way with the southern accent, I cannot not do the southern accent. So it has to be a Southern accent part of a guy that runs slashes can walk. So that's how Los Angeles is going for me. Alright Bobby, is that what you wanted to hear? Now if you excuse me, I gotta go, because I gotta go do dishes at

two in the morning. I love marriage. you can do a guest spot for us. You can record it on your phone, send it to me, and there you go. Let me tell you about Nate's audition. Let me tell you about this fucking kid, Nate. This fucking guy. I dropped him off. I go to a meeting. He was so amped up and ready to do this audition, and I pick him up and I go, had it a go, and he goes, I didn't get the first line out. I couldn't get the first line out, and they were already told me to read it off the paper. They told, they told him to read it off the paper. Bad that is when they actually said, hey, stop acting and just read. He literally, they told them to just get through it. He was not lying when they said that.

That is so. I was laughing so hard when I picked up Nate. I thought I was going to crash. I love the Kelly just made the cute son, she can't hit on her camera because she forgot to turn the sound off and she looked at me like a fucking evil stepfather and then and like a panic and click it on. Yeah I love Nate I love Nate um any mic out what? It looks fun. It's like Good. Dude, it's up to you man. You can do whatever you want. This is like a sports show today.

Yes. Joe today, eighth inning. Yeah, just, I mean, yeah, but just, I mean, the reason why it's in the mic stand is because it brings you to the mic where you need to be. When you keep it away, you'll get tired and you'll forget. And I'm going to have to go, I'm going to have to give you signs that you know, but I'm going gonna be right up here like a boxing announcer.

I'm a pro, so I want to do a problem for me. Like Howard Finkle. Yeah, you are a pro. He's a wrestler. Are you wearing socks or is that just your fucking calf? That's just his calf. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So I am I'm in negotiations. I'm trying to figure out whether to do I'm gonna do my special nice my hour Oh, hey, I'm trying to figure it out you can do epics. Oh my god, Richie has a scratch Say you can put like four people in there. He had me over Sunday morning with breakfast. Did you? Yeah, yeah

It was really fun. I did. I hope Richie and his wife shopped for your special and just fucking ruin it. I hope it, well, we should- I call him tricky Rick. Hey, and uh, his name is Rick or Richie. It's Richie. Richie and Connie. Richie.

So Rick wouldn't make sense. Richie. What's Richard? Richie's from Richard. No, Ricky, you said Rick. Yeah, but Rick is from Richard too. Ricky. He's Richie. No, Ricky is not from Richard. Rickyie's from Richard. No, Ricky, you said Rick. Yeah, but Rick is from Richard too. Ricky. He's Richie.

No, Ricky is not from Richard. Ricky is not from Richard. Ricky is from Richard. From Ricardo. Ricky is from Ricardo. It's also important, yeah. If you're on some, that's what it is called.

I'm talking about Richard can be Rick, which in turn can be Ricky. Can also be Dick. Thank you. That happens to be Mike. I like when you guys take a mic out of the stand, you turn it on a comedy team. Hi cheers. I want you to do Improv together. I would love to what we call our joke. Yes, and yes, and. Yes, and. I know about

it. Yeah, me too. Improv is one letter away from in proof. Hey, oh, take that note. I'm walking around now. I like this. You know what, Joe, I'm over here, but I'm still talking. Get my balls. I'm going to get a water. Oh, yeah, I'm going to have I have a coke you want a coke do you want the bottle of coke? I'll take the tiny red coke I'll take the bottle home. I appreciate the gesture. Let me get you a tiny red coke. Why don't you just leave the bottle here? I'll leave it here and then fill up the little ones. I'll fill up your face. Whoa guys We're still gonna make a nice dog on Mike. See him over here. All right, so anyways. I want to talk it Did you see the fights? Dan? Oh, yeah, I was watching with Lewis Jay go. Did you really watch him together? Our friend Justin Silver's house. Oh, that's the one you said you were gonna fight Bobby, right? Yeah

Yeah, we call it we call it no Bobby night. Yeah, all right Right and be what which is actually every night Bobby free night I try to be your friend, but every time I try to be your friend You just tell him to move your furniture.? Why did you just smash me with it? And I just smashed you back and all of a sudden you get in serious. No, bro. What the fuck just happened? Bobby and I had the fun this time when we watched the Patriots game together in this house. No, he didn't. Oh, that's right. First of all, you this is the Barbeere you hear what people say This is this is a fuck what a piece of shit. He is I he's on the show with me

We do the show and after show I'm running out because I gotta go do some merchant sign He goes he goes I go he goes should I go with you? I go absolutely let's go and we're walking and then he just leaves He fucking leaves the guy off of the pain and then he tells me he goes dude. Sorry man. I went to see Gavin Because I might not get gonna chance to see him again. I'm gonna be dead in a week Gavin He's no he's the Gavin's not gonna die. He's been around. He should have died 50 years ago Okay, he's not dying. I you'll die before Gavin But Bob and then he leaves me to go fucking to see a Another comic well, you know, you would that's like I left your show to go see it in a comic

Yeah, but you left me after the show. I thought we were gonna hang out My family was there whatever happened else come over for American chop sui. Oh Me and Joe there was a new and Joe that was just you. Oh, okay I thought we're going out. I thought we're going out. I was gonna take him out to eat after we're gonna get some food I hope I hope my whole family I go I met them. They were lovely I'm not gonna call you because you already told me you want to go see Don Gavin Before I write I said text me when you're done if you guys are going out. I didn't get that What are you talking about I didn't get that part the same text you know it cut off halfway through

That was doc doc doc not so fine Yeah, we didn't he just left I mean he booted right after the show I had to get paid Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is not with them specifically yeah, where I just didn't get paid right well You got paid why I paid you you paid me to yeah, and yeah, which is very handsome It's a great weekend and then the week before that gig I did the Maui. I didn't get paid so I got paid twice the Calune It was like a thousand dollar. We got paid in French is great. Yeah, he actually couldn't go out with you because he was out of the Richie yeah, he's in dinner Richie I'm so funny If they if Richie and his girl and all them went over to see Gavin and they were like, dude, come

up here. He's over there just partying with them. And they'll quiet. That's probably what happened. It was a great weekend. I love the city. I do love Boston, but I'll tell you this. I had a very bad experience at the hotel.

With the W. And I was in it that I changed it and went to the revier, which is right next door and it's a new boutique hotel. Used to be a little shitty, they read the whole thing. And it's, no, don't shake your head. Fucking beautiful. The W was beautiful. Fuck the W. I love the W, but the same, it's the same thing.

Bigger room, cheaper and just as nice. The restaurant is fucking great, but it's less, that W turns into a fucking nightclub every night. I gotta walk my dogs, I gotta shitsoo in a fucking silky terrier, I gotta walk by three Arab fucking hotbrods. And, you know, and- You want to party with this? You want to come party with your doggy?

I like your doggy, it's come party with me. I have a very hairy bush. It's exactly. I have a very met one block away. It's nice Quiet just quiet no nightclub shit, but here's the thing we show up the night. I've been traveling all day I get there 50 dollars a day for valet. What? I don't care. I'll pay it I'll fucking pay it because I don't I just want to pull up to a hotel Get out of my car and go to the fucking room.

And when I want my car, I want to walk out and have it there. I don't want to have to go to a parking lot, find it, back out, go up, down, down, down, left, down, out, ticket, to get it, the thing doesn't end that out, and then fuck. That was a fun little journey we just took with you. Thank you. And then when you're gonna go back in,

you're gonna get a ticket, go up, pop, pop, pop, pop. Right, left, in, you're gonna get a ticket, go up, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, right left in back. Right, exactly. I show up, they know, my wife's telling me how great the hotel is, there was people everywhere helping her with this and that I get there, she's pregnant, we got two dogs coming back from the airport,

it's 12.30 at night, I'm in traveling all day from Texas, I gotta wake up at five to do radio, I get in, valet, nobody's there, nobody, nobody. And then I go in, there's one guy at the desk, there's people trying to check in. He's on the phone with somebody trying to get an early check and for some other day, and I'm like, what the fuck?

Usually somebody will see you on the camera at the hotel and come out when they see a line, especially at that late at night, nobody comes out. I'm like, the valet, and the kid's like, well, the security guy does it at night. I'm like, where is he? He should be out there. Well, he's not. He walks out.

It's Richie. 20 minutes later, my wife's out there with the, I flip out, but then this hotel, I've never had a total hotel make good. This lady hooked us the fuck out. Wipe the bill clean of all valet. Jesus. Because I complained. I never complained that she really sent us flowers not to hotels Not the not the people that matter This hotel hasn't been open in 40 years

They nobody working ballet ever since the fire She fucking hooked us up with everything because the hotel was one of my favorite hotels in Beentown. Really? Yeah, it's a great hotel. I love the W. Fucking love it. I love it too. I love the W too, but the W's too much, dude. I like the WB.

Hey, it's the WMOO. I like it better when you have your mic in the thing, because you have to lean in so I know it's coming. Sometimes. Now I don't know when it's coming from in the thing because you have to lean in so I know it's coming now Now I don't know when it's coming from you sometimes you give me a look like a joke wasn't good And I can hear 50,000 listeners high-fiving Rolling around and really loving Mark Marren's podcast, but I can also hear 50,000 I just laugh and you talk about 300,000 people love that podcast.

Millions. Yeah, I think it's even more than 300,000. I think it's more. It might be, I don't know, it's like a million. I know Rogan's got a half million. Rogan's got squad. Anyways, back to the UFC. Unfuckin believable. Lewis put up a really funny clip of Dana White announcing the new Ultimate fighter coaches and Rogan's face He's just like like as he's announcing Ronda Razzi's like You're I true what are you doing I can't get comfortable? I'm no sit on the couch again Joe your body is too long for you. Can you give me a favor? Can you switch with him? My box is this is making me uncomfortable. It's like he's getting going through DT's right now

My box is like in my test. I feel's like he's going through DT's right now. My boxers are like in my test I feel like we're doing a fucking podcast in a rehab Let him sit down. No you go that way. You gotta go to the chair. Yeah, you go in the chair You know what taking it out of the stand see this way I'm standing I love to step on those glasses. Love for you to just fucking feel you away around this show Joe How do you feel I feel like I'm getting an interview. Joe, how do you feel about changing seats mid podcast? I just, I don't know, I want to thank God first of all. God was out there and I know he's not real and it's stupid, but he was helping me.

Joe, at the beginning of the podcast, it looked like you and Bobby were going through some turbulent times as far as dealing with the crowd. You brought up the union, but how do you feel you got out of that sixth round? You look like you fight your way out. He's unreasonable a lot of times but uh... you fight through because you love him and you know it's you know he's can be a piece of shit but you know at the end of the day we're all in the same team sort of i think i don't know joe i know you need to get your chair so this is one last question there's rumors

that you're gonna have mouth enlargement surgery is that true man that's not true but uh... okay we should get it first of all Dan you're listening to cheap shots here on the Dan Soder Network WZ 1000 chicken to to Zing a guy and then pull the microwave so we can't respond that's not a black room I did around five years ago Uh, better seat. This way I was looking at Kelly. That sounds like a black room I did around five years ago. Thanks for leaving your beer in front of this seat.

Ooh, I'm gonna beer in a zoo. Whoa. Oh, Joe is funnier in that seat. When he has better posture, he's funnier. The jokes come out of his belly. Yeah, he's a fucking grumpy cunt when he lies down on the show. Am I gonna get some Puerto Rican earlice? Whatever, I'm gonna put this up. He's coming out singing. clump when he lies down on the show. Am I gonna get some Puerto Rican earlice? Whatever.

He's coming out singing. Hi. And Lewis has nothing. That's because Lewis is barred down. You guys, how I walked in here, I just had a fat I was. I'm in my own head now. Where am I? I'm going out and by looking at you.

I'm just going to show very loudly. Yeah, what's up? I'm sorry to bother. I just got a direct message back from Richie. What's up? Can you talk to him? He's giving me his number. Yeah, do we not hang on with that?

No fuck, just give it on the air and then we'll have the fans call him. No, hang on one second. Alright, yeah, let's get it right now. Let's figure this out. We'll be right back. Good job. Alright, right now we're going to we're about to attempt to call Richie, right? Is that his name?

Richie, the truck driver. Richie, the truck driver from Boston, the ex-fan, you still Joe's fan. Joe's friend. But yeah, he's different. No, he's Joe's friend's fan. Joe's friend. But yeah, he's different. No, he's Joe's friend and fan. X, Y key, that Robert Kelly fan. But should we just call him fuck Dan, right? Dan's in the back of pain.

Dan's not gonna play say anything anyway. I'm bloody. I'm dying with Intissa. All right, here we go. There we go. Here we go. Here we go, here we go. Here we go, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Shhh. Okay, it's ringing. It's like a call in the girl right now. It gets to the wall. This is really a tricky voice. Oh, Frank, where's all? Roofish. Hello. Hello.

Is this richie? This is richie. This is Robert Kelly. Frank, where's old? Rufish. How about you, Leo? Hello. Hello. Is this Richie? This is Richie. This is Robert Kelly. You're on the YKWD podcast. How are you doing? I got Lewis J. Gomez. What's up?

I got Dan Soda, AK, Monster Voice. Hello. I got fucking Joe the Truth list. You know him. And I got fatter than fat Kelly. Anyway. And I got you. How are Kelly I got you well I got you and you and me and a few other people you were at my show Saturday night and you got you got a nice hot yeah you for a few minutes. Hahaha. Hahaha.

I love it. Just to let you know that Dan's out is eating right now because he's neutral, Dan. He doesn't want you not to like him. I'm giving my mouth all because I appreciate you supporting my comedy. I know. Lewis J. Gomez wants to fight you. No, he doesn't.

He's too fat. He's too fat and bogged down. Hahaha. Richie, if I wasn't so fat, you'd be fucking dead, bro. Lewis got all flattered because I'm gonna fight you he wants to eat you and Joe Has started a fucking new union called the fans of comedy He he backs up all fans no matter what happens. It shows you biggest fan Well here's a deal dude you. You got the fucking boot.

You didn't get, first of all, you, let's deal with this. You didn't get the boot. I told you you could stay. Okay. And you're, I wanted your friends to stay. But the, the reason why your girl got the boot and, and is because the people are like, I don't care what happened with me. I dealt with her. I dealt with her.

I fucking smashed her. I told her to shut the fuck up. You had to put your hands on her mouth to get her to stop talking. I walked away and left it with you. The problem I have is when the people around you, the behind you and at the table with you, all of a sudden, they're fucking, they're money that they paid, and they're not you. They don't fucking yeah, they don't drink,

they're not drunk. They just wanna enjoy the fucking show, and now they're pissed off, and they're gonna get into a fight with somebody at your table, because your girl won't shut the fuck up. That's your responsibility. Yeah, now they were set with my other friend joe list

what i don't have a good they were set with another friend who had been a he didn't make it to use the harassing another friend and they didn't like it and he stood up and put the chair over and he was going to the bounces to have my friend drawn out. Okay, so more you would get the elder my girlfriend. Okay, so more than no, because I talk to the people after the show. This is what you don't know. Okay, I talk to the guy

after the show who's been to he's been to more than one of my him and his girl have seen me twice before this. They came up to me and said that girl. she's fucking kept hitting me in the neck, kept fucking touching me. Okay. And she wouldn't shut the fuck up. That's what he said. And then the okay. So your girl, because she was so drunk. And then the people behind you, six people behind you, two different parties, were like like she wouldn't shut the fuck up Now when you're watching a show The the the the slut now you're not maybe not yelling shit at me, but conversation takes you out of the show

Now you listen to you or whatever she's saying not me on stage agreed Yeah, right you're at a movie with your. The guy behind you gets on his phone as whispering. That's just as annoying as if he's fucking screaming and yelling at the screen, correct? That's what happened at the show. And when you, the reason why I kicked your girl out, okay? Because I gave her the opportunity, and I gave you guys the opportunity

to shut her the fuck up by that, whatever I said to her. I tried to make it funny joking. So everybody could laugh. She could laugh. You guys could be like, all right, cool. Shut the fuck up now and we move on, right? But when people are going to start physically getting into a fight, now this is what happens. Your guy fights the guy over there. His wife gets hit with a fucking bottle. Somebody wants up at the hospital, your friend goes to jail over what? A fucking comedy show. So I don't give a fuck about me, dude.

I'll deal with your girl, I'll deal with your friend. But when it comes to other people that don't wanna fucking, don't wanna deal with it, I gotta protect those fans. I gotta make sure they're taking care of it. I don't want somebody to have to get up in my fucking show and go tell a manager, what the fuck, what am I, a black comic? Hey, hey, Bobbi. No, you're not, cause you don't get new sneakers

before every show. That's at the real base of this race. I mean, you probably have diabetes, so maybe. Whoa, look at this this this and i don't need a sumo fight right now and this is fat on fat crime i don't need to say this hey you you might be black is you've certainly stolen my heart uh... right and that man one second one second rich i get a lot of rich your good bud joe list is took a hot one i got on the side of this big

richy hold on joe Tell you later when he calls you We've determined that you're at Joe's show the week before Oh, yeah, and he actually said that he had to tell you guys to shut up too Yeah, he did so All right, but I didn't say shut up. I said Richie. I love you baby He's the best in the business Richie you're like family. What are you doing? You are my nieces burst So Richie here's it here's the problem I, you're like family. What are you doing here? You were at my niece's birth. So Richie, here's the problem I have.

You're a fan of the show, which is great. Well, I don't know if you are anymore because of all those tweeds you saw him. Okay? You're a fan of the show. If anybody, you're the guy I depend on to act the right way. You don't go, Joe shouldn't have to tell you

to shut the fuck up at his show. You should be the ones telling other people to shut the fuck up. You don't, you know what I'm saying? He told you to shut up. That's embarrassing to me because I want you guys to all support all of us, but you guys are yapping and sh-

fucking, dude, shut the fuck up. You know, and then I gotta do it at my fucking show. Do you know my fam? That just catches my mind. Why would you not do that in the microphone? I didn't know it was gonna be that loud. I'm just surprised by the fire. Why would you not think that your ass monster ass

all would not be loud? We're in a tiny room, we don't wanna suffocate. One second, delayed fucking bomb bandanda to Joe. Why do I get the bomb on down because you did the fucking? Horset what you remember the joke we roll laughing and making jokes and you made one nobody left. Yeah, you something about oh I thought I was getting it for the fire now That'll for that first. So hey, that was a great part Richie Richie

Richie Richie just plowed head first to do it Richie Richie Richie just plowed head first to do it No, I'm not Richie can smell He can smell his son is fine Richie right Richie right now is fucking some lot lizard in his fucking cab Listen, I told you diesel $2 more gallon How are you up the cops are in that fucking undercover I know my calluses don't feel good on your car I don't recognize that Nova over there by the gas pump.

Do you want the eggs on me? Is he still here? No, he's laughing. Oh. Telling left or is a reaction to people. So here's the deal. I was very fucking, here's the deal. So when I said to you, she has to go.

Now she can go up to the front. I didn't know. She doesn't mean she has to go now she can go up to the front I didn't know she doesn't mean she has to go home You know what I mean when I said you could stay home. You don't have to go home You can't stay I said you I want you to stay richy I'm not I'm not kicking you out. I'm taking the there's a problem I needed her to go because people around her were getting mad Okay, and I don't want she the problem. I needed her to go because people around her were getting mad. Okay. And I don't want she the problem had to go. That was my that's why I kicked her out. I wanted her gone so that everybody could relax. And now I don't have a fucking fight on my hand.

Nobody's leaving to go get a manager in my fucking show. And we could all have a good time. Richie, you're not being so aggressive right now. Richie just sounds like he's totally being rashly. He's like, yeah, man, everything you're saying is totally right. He's like, I'm not gonna lie. You know, it's just the same panties that we can. I think we have a little too much of a dream. So what, but Richie, what were you upset about afterwards? We already told you Joe.

We just talked that night. No, I, yeah. When you called them up after the show and you pal. Richie, I defended you a little bit. johen just talk that night no i have have had just kind of boiled away and I thought it was bad timing. No. But up with you, she didn't have any way. You're right. I know my what.

But I didn't know that you know they talked to him and that my girlfriend had been bothering that guy that much. That guy's no, not just him, the people behind them, behind you and the other guys in front of you. Now everybody paid to buy a fucking see the show, and look at, I'm not, I've been doing this too long. I know when somebody's, when I told you to tell it to shut up, this is a key, Richie,

I'm gonna hand you this little bit of information. If you have to put your hands over somebody's mouth during a live show, they're talking too much. Okay. I thought that was part of it too, because I feel like you've done that at the other few shows I've seen. I know.

I know that stuff you do. No, I'll tell you this. I told her so she didn't fight you. That's why I put my hand over her. I never, I never, ever want to tell somebody to sh- Know this, I never want to tell somebody to shut the fire. I didn't know it was a father to think. No, never, never.

My dream show is to walk out, do my shit. I never want to have to go, can you shut the fuck up to anybody? They were helping you. Ever, you know what I'm saying? I never want to do that, Richie. No comic wants to have to tell the crowd to shut the fuck up. Ever, ever. Except Lewis, because Lewis likes it.

Hang on, apparently Richie's not done laughing at Lewis Jay Gomez is fucking okay joke Lewis loves throwing people to show love you buddy don't worry what me you Joe you're part of the union hey join you know what you're down on the couch

you join the union Richie never even brought you up actually when we talked about we had done dinner together and never even said you so do he loves Bobby yeah Yeah, he said Luhu Called you Lou Is that the guy from Brooklyn that dresses up like the chick?

Luiz go man so low This is what bother me low is that richie. Sorry. Well, I'm talking a little he bothers me kill Richie here sorry, well I'm talking a little, he bothers me too. Richie, here's what bothered me. That night when you, there it is. Don't wave that over your head, you tithed jiggling, I'm getting a heart on you fatty. You built up speed with these arms. So here's the problem I have, Richie, is that that night, you know, it's like you went on and said I let, I let down my fans. It's like, are you shitting me? First of

all, I let down my fans and then you say that's what I do. I, I'm not dice. I don't go out and do, hey, shut the fuck up. That's not my, I don't have a thing. You know what I have? I have jokes. I'll go out and talk. I certain things I that's not my I don't have a thing you know what I have I have jokes I'll go out and talk I certain things I talked to but I don't ever want to tell somebody to shut the fuck up and then you went and you tried to recruit people and everybody turned on you and then you blame that on me too oh you're 57,000 for fuck you like what the fuck? Explain yourself That is then what is alcohol fueling the mind of the comment

So you were you were drunk So you would just shit face and you wanted me to feel bad because you felt bad that you got kicked out It's just turned into an a-metic You know to say I don't think this has ever been done in comedy that where somebody had literally calls a heckler Calls a heckler and we get to find out the after the alcohol after the a couple days What really fucking transpired this is fucking I precedent? I'm thank you for the word. I can't press it. I didn't know.

Dr. Lewis J. Gomez, what would you say this is? I would say that this is a malignant. You are stupid. So do I. Let me ask you this. Is there any precedent? This never been precedent for this done before. Oh, Jesus, you really blew that.

I don't know. I was gonna say this. No, no precedent. No precedent. There's never been a precedent I asked Richie though hang on go ahead Richie why I get on stage more He's only a last dude I love

I love it. I'm not anybody Richie I want to know why when your girlfriend got kicked out, why did you just put her in a cab and let her go by herself? So you could go pass in to the show. That's a sociopath. Yeah, way to be happy. Yeah, I don't understand what that is. He lived on 58 street in Lex.

It's Boston. There's fucking wiggly line streets. I love Kelly's like, now usually when a woman obsets a man in austria he just puts her outside body airs and he's learning she's sitting a paul of cold what did she put her in the cool of them

did you know i have any cool of them richie richie you have so is that your girlfriend your wife i don't like it okay how long how long how long are you now no okay so this isn't gonna work out you're not gonna How you girl from your wife? Not my girlfriend. Oh, okay. How long? How long? How long? How long are you? No, no, okay. So this isn't gonna work out.

You're not gonna, I mean, this isn't, this basically. Because you're a, I see you. You're a good looking guy. You're a, you're at your beginning. I'm a Richie. He's a good dude. He's a, he's a good looking guy. He's one of Joe's closest friends. I've met him several times. He's part of the fucking fancomic union that Joe started. And I'm not a Joe's the friend of mine.

It's the way it is. So Richie. So Richie. So here's the deal. She's, now did you, did you even, the next day go, did you understand that did she fuck it up for you? Yeah. Did you even, did you?

I'm understanding more. And I really thought it was a little different and I was oblivious to the fact that she was upsetting people around me Because you guys drink a lot. You drank a lot. That's one thing you don't do before a comedy show You know why because it's one you need a set you need your senses to actually listen to what the fuck We're saying you know Speaking of what the fuck which podcast do you like better if you had to? With her right now can we get her on the line? I don't want no

Fuck you. We said Bobby Kelly. This isn't Kim. This isn't hammer-fishing. This isn't hammer-fishing Give me the phone. I think the the real lesson here is do all the drinking after the show after the show Can I say what are you fucking what are you doing? What are you don't not? Everyone knows through the drinking? I don't want to hurt a lot of people Oh my god, that's the first time I've ever done an impression when I nailed it. It was right on That's only because God

That's only because your face is so perfect for his face Listen richie Yeah, did you did you wind up getting into a fight? Did you scold her? It was just fuck Bob Kelly the whole night. Oh, did you wind up getting into a fight? Did you scold her? It was just fuck, Bob Kelly the whole night. Or did you actually, did she get any consequences for, you know, look, look, here's a deal, Richie. Here's a deal, Richie.

You're all done and moved out of that wife the next day. You went to your wife the next day? It's the real question. I'm with that wife. You got kids with your wife? Well, that's it. So you didn't give a fuck the next day. You got kids with your wife? Well, that's it. So you didn't give a fuck the next day.

Yeah. So after you got kicked out and you made this couple really mad and angry and all the people around you and you're fucking trashed me on Twitter and made me fucking like, what the fuck? So you're ruined everybody's day and night and show and you walk in the next day, yeah, way again though, we drink.

That's what we do. Are you on justified? Are you? This is an intervention actually. Yeah, we're trying to help you, Richie. Comedy fan intervention. You heard a lot of comedians out there. Yeah, Richie. This is like having an awful discussion with an ex-girlfriend and trying to back up

everything you said to you. You're like like uh uh um i like ruchie though he's taking it like a man it sounds like a kelly for stuka podcast is it possible to pass a bandana through a phone ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I know you can understand this dude is that I didn't want to kick you guys out I didn't even I don't want to kick anybody out of any show ever the last thing I want to do is have somebody get the boot But when it when it comes to other fans Fucking having to go complain about your table. I got to stick up for those people. I can't fucking stick up for you I can't let a guy get that angry where he's wants to fight somebody He wants to be violent because his wife is pissed off because your girl doesn't give a fuck

About then I can't do it. I had to take their side That's that's why I booted her out and I told you guys you could stay because you guys were in a problem But that that that's where it is and then when you go on Twitter that night, look, first of all, if I was smart enough, if I was Jim Gavigan, you would've got a fucking mouthful of words, but I don't have to go to my wife every, how do you spell interrogation? How do you spell insulting every five minutes?

Just let it go, just let it go, who cares? So I just let, I let the other people actually do all the, I just retweeted what smarter fans had to say to them. But look at man, you gotta respect what we do. I mean, if you're a fan of the show, you gotta know that you can't go in fucking trash. Get trashed after the show. Drink after it. You could have went to the fucking JP Morgan's

and we could have hung out after the show and I would have bought your fucking Drink and then talk day at you You know what I'm saying brother. We need to know rich We need to know that you're gonna go and take care of this after we hang up the phone though. Are you gonna go fucking talk? What's your girl's name? No, you god damn business No need god damn business No, Lewis is trying to get real-time. What does she look like listen after today? I want you to go home and I want you to do an exercise look in the mirror and say I will not let my girlfriend run all over me I'm gonna talk where he's gonna write it on the back of the chalkboard a hundred times. Yeah, she'll left her there. It's she

Should relate to me. She put her in the room poop gonna write it on the back of the chalkboard a hundred times. You should have left it there Richie. Should have left it there. Should have put it in the roof, poop! You shit! So Richie, so Richie, what have you, do you understand where I'm coming from? I do. And you understand you were dead wrong. Dead wrong. And you apologize.

I did it, I'm sorry. There you go, that's all we were doing. I'm sorry. There you go. That's all we I'm not done. Now I'm not such an asshole. Hey listen fan fucking listen and and so you I mean and you're gonna be more respectful when you go to the shows get drunk after the show. Next time I'm in Boston I'm hooking you and you friends up with ticket. That's a girl though. No she can come as long as you keep her mouth shut But I want you to bring the new girl by the I think I'm coming back in a year So whatever the new girl is I want you to repeat this shut your face She's a bigger animal six free tickets and I roll a fucking duct tape to put over your girl

Since yeah, and one of you Lewis's socks by that time it should be fucking huge Yeah, cuz your feet are gonna grow All right, give me the bandana. I actually you know, I delivered that with confidence I just sat back and nailed it Jesus Christ that was like batting practice You locked it up. I got this one cuz just saw I picked the right thing underwear would have been perfect I want to hit it on the park All right, so so now you notice that in on the wrong, I figured, underwear would have been perfect. I would have hit it on the park. All right, so now you notice that

it doesn't unfollow you or anything, right? Yeah. Because I understood you. I did not follow you either. Well, here's the deal. Oh, I'm a faggot. Well, look it, I didn't block you. I didn't, I don't follow you.

I'm not a fan of Richie's. I love truck drivers, especially skinny ones with fucking cookie shirts that have cookie sayings. I- You just gave this to 200 followers. But here's a deal Richie. I didn't block you or anything because I just did.

Look man, I don't, people I block of people who aren't my fans. Yeah. I don't, if you're a fucking malicious asshole, if you're a fucking evil dick and you just call me if you fat Fuck and what I goodbye go fuck yourself, but I know I know Richie I know Richie was just bummed out And you're a little drunk and and I I'm glad that you we work this out So this is the first comic to fan intervention that's ever been, ever been recorded. What happened? So, so from now on, what did you learn?

What are you going to do with the next comedy show? I want to make sure you got it. No, you can drink during, but that just drink just the two drink minimum, Richie. If I ever see you at a show with a bucket in front of you, I'm gonna fucking kick it right and if you may have one drink Two doing and then after three All right, and what's the other thing you learned about your girl? You're gonna give her a nice pet talk She's done. He's like oh, I got a fucking trucking for you. Just got a girl's ass water boss the minute He's like no, I got fucking I get off in fucking 45 minutes. I'm gonna go give her the fucking goon hand over the square one

Maul kid. I'm fucking it taking her out for California pizza kitchen dude I'm gonna go pick her up at fucking Talos and bring her over to fucking unos and then fucking slap her right in the cheek All right, Rich I Richie. Richie stop laughing. Richie knows. Richie's the best. Richie's the best. He's fucking laughing his ass on.

Alright, so I expect a tweet back to all the people. I expect a nice tweet from Richie. Let's make up on Twitter. Great show. No, no, no, we're good, Richie. I'm glad we talked. Go back to, can we get a little toot from your fucking truck? Not truck and paint in today. Your painting? He's an artist. He's doing a mural of Bobby

On the side of on the side of CVS Where you're you paint like just houses are indoors, right? Yeah, do you own your own painting painting company? No, my own house painting your own house.'re painting your own house. You have a house? Yeah. Did you check live with you? Yes. After a year, right?

You got to go some balls, bro. Don't listen to him. Yeah, Lewis, you're the worst person to give it to everybody. What does that mean after a year? Gross some balls. Yeah, grow balls. What is he supposed to do? Kick her out.

She's supposed to be homeless so that she... Well, if it was fucking Kelly's plan, she would be. What? What? Remember Kick right on the show? Richie, I was with it. Yeah, I was okay.

I was in the sport. Hi buddy, well listen, take it easy. You run out of cold. I'm glad that I'm actually, I'm actually going to join the fan union. Welcome over, Bobby. I'm going to join the comic fan union. I'm going to be the first, I'm with the comic union and I'm gonna join with Dan both unions All right Richie will see you later, all right so next show that I have I want you to tweet me

I'm gonna get you free tickets for you and your friends to sit way in the back That way if I have to keep kick you again i want to fuck it be lot easier all right how much money how much money did you lose that night i was going to buy that night jesus and well i'm not going to give you that back but listen i'm going to give you a mug and one of these posters we have here do me a favor hey buddy i want you to tweet ke, you're fucked in your address. We're gonna mail you something, all right buddy?

All right thanks buddy. All right, I'll talk to you later. Bye Richie, Joe will call you tomorrow. I got, I'll see you soon. Yeah, Joe will call you later. Ooh, it's on the mic. Well, that's a cupcake and pizza for you. What do you think guys? I think it's good dude. That was great. Let's not get carried away He's fucking a good dude the day after my stepfather was a good dude when after day after when he wasn't drunk

Yeah, that was great though. He he like the understanding dawns and he said we went oh I didn't realize that my girlfriend was loud and everybody around them hitting someone in the neck What the hell like that was great Well, she didn't realize either she was fucking drunk Here's the fucking point don't get too fucked up and go to our shows. Yes, get fucked up after our show That's what I said and everyone call me dawn knots In a German accent like you're a chitty-chitty bang bang Hey German actually you started the German shit like this. Are you in your home?

Yeah, we know we're gonna talk about that really yeah, but that's cuz you were 19 layers just to fucking add Bob I really smell yeah, no you're talking about the first no, no, no, no, I just I didn't put the other one I've been showered Lewis. What do you got a body order? No, no, no, what do you have for your plugs? Oh Guys you can check out we're doing the live Legion of Skankshow every Tuesday night at the Creek in the cave Creek in the cave Big supporter of that place now. I want to go over I want to go over and check it out one day I'm going to go on a Legion of Skanks. I'm going the next when I go there. I'm going to check out I'm definitely going to see Joe's one-man show what this I heard it was fucking amazing Really really good. He asked Joe said it was better than calling Quinn's one-man show. Yeah, that's right

Dan what do you got? Dan Soder com it's a real thing now. It's okay by the way your website to just okay I know I didn't I can This very nice guy Devon show Devon Reachie made it for me. It doesn't matter, it's a great website. That's what we don't do that on this show. What are you doing? Fat animal.

Fat clock sucker. You fucking... Lewis, let's talk about his website after. You know what, Joe, what do you got? I got a big one, April 12. Stop right there. April 12. Holbrook, Massachusetts, the Holbrook Firefighters. I do it every year, my uncles are all Holbrook, Massachusetts the Holbrook fire fighters. I do it every year my uncles are all Holbrook

So did it before so much fun. It's a great show, but it's for the firehouse and we need all the money we can get Shoot me have Facebook or Twitter message. I don't know all the details just yet But you know hit me up on Twitter or Facebook if you're listening follow me. What's your Twitter? Joe list comedy, but April 12th Holbrook, Massachusetts the whole brick fire department and uh... support your local fire fighters fight or can i get my twitter because i don't have any fucking twitter followers i had to go ahead at louis j go mess i would have to follow this show put or you follow

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Just missed a big show. He said that I had Maria Bramford on. It was awesome. And fans of the show came down, which was awesome. Friends of YKWD. That's what I love is that the fans do, are coming out to the shows. Yeah. I don't know if you've got no

I mean some of the morassos like Richie, but How is good these good good now? Yeah, there were two girls came to the richie's friend though that was at the show was a big guy. Yeah, the ones are tattoos I don't know He was at yeah, he was at your show at the Wilbur with Richie I don't know because I opened for you when you were there. You did? Yeah.

I'm at the good old days and he used to open for you. Me and Tom Dustin. All right, go ahead. When he wasn't, well, I'm done. Oh, okay. All right, check this out. Nate Bergazzi, he did the guest spot, which is a new little thing we're going to do on the show.

So if you guys, I don't give a fuck, or fans want to do it. You want to do a guest spot on the show? You get something to piss you off. You want to rant about, I don't give a fuck. Make it under three something to piss you off you want to rant about I don't give a fuck make it under three minutes if you're a fan of the show make it under a minute um if you're going to open to the fans we should just call it uh we don't like Lewis on the show corner Kelly laughs too much duck com I shouldn't have said

it that harshly but it was gonna be a good thing and then you know what here Joe take this fucking bomb call because the fans of turn it should have been something guys I'm running out of hard drive space Can I get this hard drive? They call Rebecca should put a box Anyway, he's Rebecca's box shut up Lewis At Napar Gatsy that's N A T E B A R B A R T A T A T What do you what do you why would you interrupt me Dan? Why do you could you not fucking shut your face while I do this?

I got excited about what you're gonna talk about what at Nate Bargette and ATE B-A-R-G-A-T-Z-E Yes, and if this is our goal and make sure you go to I am Nate at dot com for his website for his dates We love Nate the sniper and and and this is he's very he's very mad that he's less followers than Nate then Dan Soda It's got a lot less fault. Wow Jesus. Yeah, double them bring it Nate. He wants to Get more followers than Dan Soda and I am behind this movement. It's a it's a gratin. No, you can't be why because I forbid it Okay, cuz you just try to be neutral and you try I know what you're doing you're trying to reverse I know exactly that're doing. You're trying to reverse. I know exactly. That's not going to happen. I want you as the fans

of the show. I know you like Dan, but I want you to follow Nate Berguetti. And unfollow Dan. No. No. That's not fair. I want everybody to follow Nate. We got to get him above Dan Soda. Good luck with that. See that? See how cocky he is see you got to understand something Nate Barghetsi Well, you're out in LA. I'm here doing the work I'm the one getting the fans to follow me Nate. Wow Sounds pretty fucking crazy, right? Yeah guys. I have serious. I don't know what's wrong with me. We're not doing 10 more minutes on this Hope my members are last the imagine he died moments on this. I hope my baby is the last the imagine he died. I don't have enough hard drive space. I really dance last words. I'm really dying. Robert Kelly live.com for all my dates.

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