Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Just for Laughs: The Boys

Episode Date: July 28, 2014

Robert takes YKWD on the road from the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Time to go. All right, bye. Welcome, welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. That was trying to keep it like a comic can. I have a bunch of guys on it. It's just us sitting down. And sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's intense.

No topics, no directions. I love doing it. This podcast has no rules. Can I get a microphone? I'm sure I've already said to the... We're crappy. It's rubber killing. You know what, dude?

You know what, dude? I know what! I cast... Unblade cast, I can't... I cast... I cast... I... I...

I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I'm the only one who can't reach. You know, realize this is a special morning radio experience. This is drive time. Drive time in Detroit.

All right. The best part of this podcast is already happened. It's a good morning. Drive. We've already done the killer part. Now we have to like bring it down for. Listen, are you going to read poetry? What are we going to do?

I'm saving this podcast. You hear me? I want you to take your fucking. I want you to take your fucking uncomfortably hairy knuckles and relax I thought you had fucking caterpillars on your hand. All right, here we go. Ready. I'm gonna start the show. Shut that shit off, goffrey Shut your shit off. Pick up your mic. Yeah, shut the fuck up. A little sensitive over there. Yeah, yeah, your little fucking shut your face. I know, you know, it's... Let me hear you, Tom, don't talk into the mic. Ready? One, two, one, two. Hello. Hello, hello.

Get your back, Tom. Hang on, let's talk. You doing another sound check? Yeah, because gov'ry fucking changes his tone. Let's talk, talk. The way you're going to talk. Okay, ready? Yeah. Hello, hello. What's up? was gofrey fucking changes his tone that talk talk the way you're gonna talk okay ready yeah hello hello what's up i think all right

i arick owing here yo how you doing just to be here great fucking radio it's gonna be here all right cool here we go john uh... testing one two this is this is about as well

that's not true you went really loud but you're saying that that won't do that when that say I got free Yes, I mean Ryan. Well, one two three. Okay, Alonzeo Where are you live in the dream right here? Let me hear you All right, let's go ready We're doing it right now. I you guys are a jungle Eric let's go. You say Yeah, you know how to sing but I'm ready

Hey do do some do some mic or do some McDumb do row we don't thank you. I Check it out here we go I Check it out. Here we go I'm gonna go to the rather room. This is a YKWD from the comedy festival just for laughs Montreal It's a shut the fuck up shut the fuck up God free You know he's been on the show before and you've heard me say this before shut the fuck up Every show I've done with him. I've said it 900.

I did one show. Shut the fuck up. It was memorable. God free. Introduce yourself. Thank you. Go around the room. My name's God free.

I'm Ryan. Ryan Ryan. What? You hold name brother. Ryan Hamilton. I have to introduce myself on your show. Yeah. We're going to go around the room. Ryan Hamilton one name. I have to introduce myself on your show. Yeah, we're gonna go around the

I'm Ryan Hamilton. Yeah Eric Griffin I'm John Heffrin. I want to say Ronnie Bobby you said you were not gonna be that loud Well, you said it nine times. I'm gonna be Bobby yeah, I'm just gonna tell him I like to grow cares who you like I like to tell him, I like to go, who cares who you like? That's the telephone man. So John Hevern, rock in the green mic. Over here on the left side of your ears. Shaking legs, rock in the beaches.

That's the shittiest mic in the group right now. This, now he's 250, 50 minutes after two. 79 degrees. Is that anything? What a 50 minutes after two? There's Kaja Gugu, two shy shy. Oh my god, You're so loud. Oh, it's not trying to.

I want to shy shy. I got a lot of boating in her body. I was fucking shocked. You owe me for this because I was doing morning drive radio. I don't know what the fee is. Fucking he's simulating. Yeah, I'm trying to blend in.

So he's selling out. You are, you're blending in. He's trying to blend in. And go for it's trying to blend in and go free look at me and go free does what go free does he sings And go free's doing what go free does yeah, I Eric. I don't know Eric, but I think I think I'm getting to know him Yeah, I met you the musical side is new to me though. I have not I did not know he's Some so he does sing good He's saying a little something. He doesn't know, huh? He does sing good. He's pretty good for a comic.

He's pretty good for a comic. Why'd you hold the sardine? You didn't get to hold the sardine? Boy, you don't have a stroke. I'm taking my whole figure roll. Figure roll. Figure roll. You're going to take control of this mess, Bobby.

Look at me. I'm going to tear this train. I'm tearing it, man. But you're unsteering it by saying, and you're going to steer it. You're fucking me too. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm staring at it man, but you're Unsteering it by saying and you're gonna steer it you're fucking me too. Yeah, I'm trying it. Yeah, but you know, I'm trying to get you back on track. No, I'm here for you. I'm here. Just just do

what you're doing. You can't say you're gonna you're saying you're letting people know that it's unsteerable right now. Wow. I got it. We got it. We'll go. You know, I'm here for you. All right, just be here for me. Just do me favorite. Just don't stop singing or rapping Will be good. I'm gonna handle it. God for you shut the fuck up. Oh

Thank you. I'm not gonna say shut the fuck up. I'm arguing a Lanzo Bowdo not me. I Think I argue as you want you care, and then you kind of just go all right He's not afraid. He's not afraid, any of the robbies, nuts. Let's not get it, Karen. Oh, by the way, shut up. When I talk, you don't. Why was trying to be on your side? You have to be on your side.

You know, radio, I'm gonna give you headphones. This is, you take these and put those in your ear and you'll hear people, oh, that's true. All right, fuck off. Okay. Garvey just talks, man. You're not gonna do radio, you know, radio works. Yeah. You're gonna let people talk and then you screw you in the middle.

Or people just fucking gonna complain about you yapping. Okay. Right? Right. Alright, go ahead Alonzo. Ryan, you're fucking miserable right now. Oh, Vera, I don't want to be here. You don't want to be here. Yeah, this is just terrible to you. Yeah, I don't want to. What's your favorite 80s R&B song? Ryan Hamilton my favorite 80s are I don't know I'm not your super woman I don't even know

that song I don't know I don't know these songs that you're singing I never heard Ieasha he grew up in Idaho there was no R&B I thought you grew up in Idaho. There was no R&B Yeah, I just got there. I thought you grew up in Utah. No, no, I know I just Scientologist This is why every this is what have it every part has to come on. Yeah, listen, I didn't bring it up No, no look every cup I could I sit back you guys do your show and then I Every cup pocket I sit back you guys do your show and then I Get attacked with questions. Yeah, because you're the only one not talking so that just you know I say this all right I hear you and I know that every time you do something It's always about your religion of what the fuck you are or who you are because you're a fucking nice guy

But you got to give it up. I mean, I mean you're fucking fucking different than all of us. Okay. So you're different. You're a quieter guy, so you're going to get tough, but I understand you. I know. You do. Let's talk to Eric. Yeah, let's talk to Eric. Let's talk to Eric and let's talk about mustache.

Exactly. I've always wanted to ask. Oh, nice. You can't go bald on your upper lip. I can throw a fucking asshole. I can grow a shitty mustache like you That is a great mustache I will see you go the mustache. It's good. It's don't it's don't you have to match that would appear When you do just for laughs that would appear to be a hips are ready for new faces Do you can I ask you question do you use the medicine?

You die here your hair? Oh, no. Sometimes I do. When I'm shooting a show. You went no, and then sometimes I go, It's the thing about, like, normally, like, right now it's not. Well, that's one of the reasons why, that's you die your hair. This is one of the reasons, and I died in my hair too,

dude, when I had hair, and even when I had facial hair, when I shaved my head, I had to start dying it. I remember one time I forgot to die, and I used mascara. Oh, sick. Pantily then. And I, no, you just know how to do the thing. Oh, no, no, no. Not on mascara.

Eye shadow. The eye lash shadow. Whatever the fuck that is. And you. The little brush. That is mascara. That's mascara. Okay.

Oh, I'm not fucking a drag queen. I'm sorry. I'm not, I'm not fucking. Oh, I was gonna ask if you had thicker, fuller beard. I, uh, yeah. And I remember I started to think, oh, I'm not fucking a drag queen. I'm sorry. I'm not I'm gonna fucking I was gonna ask if you had thicker fuller beard Yeah, and I remember I said it's sweat enough stage yet I didn't get waterproof So I just had like black lines coming down my fat neck The girl sitting on the curb the girl sitting on the curb. I would grow a beard but it's so patchy. Oh, you don't connect. I don't connect either. I didn't do it. Yeah, it's a weird that beards are in man. They're going out though. You think? Yeah, I was talking with one of the guys this week. I said, you know, whoever did

like the lead hipster who grew the beard, that they all that led them all to grow beards yeah and he said no man he said in the UK they're shaving and that's where it came from right it I mean that they were growing the beards then the kids he was at that I don't know how the California was that guy off the act is did not affect he affected the comedy world he did not affect the hipster world the hipster world is a whole different thing yeah believe me they're not dressing like Zach Galafanakis. Well, the facial thing. I mean, last but not least, he did it for comedy, but I would say society.

What do you do in it? Do it. You know, the Rick Ross thing. That's all that. You had a bunch of it. You got James Harden and sports James Harden doing it. Yep. But but at some point, they they're all gonna shave because somebody's gonna shave And they're like all right, we're done shave. Yeah, until November LeBron does it we talk about that motherfucker first. Well, I think he's a piece of shit as a human What why I'll tell you why I will I will I'll fucking like everybody this thing like a fucking Ryan cuz he's already been enlightened. I have been yes This is like a fucking Ryan cuz he's already been enlightened. I have been yes

I was rude No, you can't beat my rudeness. I'm fucking grumpy. I didn't eat it right for real. I didn't get invited to dinner Personally, I invited you no you did yes, I did you want to show Doesn't matter and then did you guys walk around this afternoon? Hey wait a minute half. I'm not done you fucking Hey, did you guys walk around this afternoon? Hey, wait a minute, half a minute. I'm not done, you fucking ADD. Shut up, bitch. Right? And then, hey, squirrel, fucking stick with the fucking conversation.

I'm just a pick-cuck, sucker. We're talking about Bobby. Can I warn you? What? You don't know how to do it. I didn't. I really don't know. I really try.

I'm really gonna focus. No, you can be you, half B. I'm gonna focus. But here's a deal. I fucking was starving and I was I was contentier than anybody because I got free fucking whoop, it's like dealing with a fucking just an adopted kid.

He just fucking gets a mic in front of me, just yaps and I'm trying to check the sound and it's him screaming, then Eric comes over and he starts singing and then he comes over and starts playing some shit and then it was a fucking nightmare and it's loud as shit in my ears and then you come over and you're a little fucking sad

I had a bad mood and then he calls me out on not being able to fucking steal the ship of my own show I know so I really feel we're on This is why you don't like a wrong Is this the Gilligan's Island? Does that make are you the skipper? Is that a fact? We need rolls, we all need it first and how old are you? Yeah, we need rolls. We all need rolls. First and how old? Listen, you're fat too.

Hey, Gilligan's key. Gilligan. First of all, if it wasn't, if it was, I'm not fucking cute fat too. What the fuck? I can be cute every day. Your pops are fat too. No, Bobby's cute. Bobby's cute.

I'm cute. Thank you. Oh, hey, that's it. Well. I think the show took a turn. No, what's saying? What's up, Brian? I'm Brian. What happened? Yeah, what's up, Brian? OK, here's a deal.

I'm at the UFC. We got tickets, you know. That's one with Ron Rossi. One with Chale when he fought. Chale, Silver II. OK, with second row behind Chale's wife and mother. And three smoking hot chicks in the front row right in front of us. Yeah, did they get the seats because they get fucking tits and cunts, okay? Which fucking bugs me? I hate ring girls. I hate it all

I don't I think the fact that you get something because you're gorgeous Bugs the fuck out of me why cuz I'm not gorgeous, but I get it So these three hot chicks are there or the bronze over over on the other side He comes over. They like oh, Hey, come over and he comes over and they go, can you take a picture? And I go absolutely no problem. And I'm like, I'm taking a picture of these three hot rods. And then I take my phone out. I go, Hey, dude, can you take a picture with a Ball fat white guy? And he just looked me up and down and went and he walked away. It's like really, motherfucker. I went and he walked away. It's like really, motherfucker,

I self deprecated to make you giggle. No, but nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no,'s like I'm hanging out with VIP like if you're hanging out the VIP section Yeah, I'm not supposed to ask like a fan, right? What about these three? Yeah, they did it first Why they did it first you didn't first? It's a Women yeah, but he's that's good I'm on the VIP area. you went over why that happened. Women. Yeah, but he's that's it. I'm on the VIP area.

They all know why those chicks are there. Right, right? Okay. They're there to dress it up. Okay, well, let me ask you this then, if we're all backstage, and I want to take a picture from my Instagram or throw up on Twitter, is that technically by those rules, then that's not acceptable because we're all in the same area. And then I'm stepping over line.

That's different. Different situation because we're all comics. Yeah. And we're all in a show environment. OK, now here's another one. OK, yes, sir. Good. Please.

Good. That's like at the NBA All-Star game, they're all taking pictures of each other and clowning with each other's kids because they're all NBA all-shr. They're all taking pictures of each other and clowning with each other's kids because they're all NBA All-Star, which they do. But if we were sitting there, because I've been in a situation,

I was at a race, and Michael Jordan was there, and we were invited to his hospitality and hang out in the whole bit. And the one thing they said, they said, don't take no pictures, and don't ask them for pictures. They said, just leave Malone, because they were like, this is his fun thing. This is his thing. Yeah, it was like I respect. Okay. Here's a deal though. How about not looking me up and down like you piece of shit

And go now that I'm sorry. I can't I just had to take that one. Yeah, he made a decision He made a decision to make me feel like shit. I look like fuck you fat. Well, fuck you like here's nothing Wait, hang on one second. Let me throw this in the mix so you can have some more information of why this I think we can have some more information of why this You don't y'all into the mic Have you ever done morning radio like do you know what fucking radio is what guy free shut the fuck up All right, thank you. Thank you. There's a deal There was a jail son and wants to beat the fuck out of him. You know that right out of who out of the bra Why really he's threatening me goes if I ever see that motherfucker. I'll fucking beat the shit out of him

Because there was a dude the kid in a wheelchair and he wouldn't take a photo with him. Oh come on There you go. That's not good. So explain that that's that's ragged well after Thousands of pictures. You're really So explain that. That's that's ragged. Well, after thousands of pictures, are you really going to explain that? No, I'm just saying. You know who's the bigger asshole in the, there isn't a pool. It could be made that the bigger asshole is the person coming up with the guy in the wheelchair going, hey, can you take a picture? Why is that gay in the ass? Because I'm what I'm saying is, you're now put in a position where now you have to take this picture or you're the asshole. Yes, speak. That's called life. That's called you're a fucking million if you're playing

a game you fucking cock hunt and this kid can't take a shit without somebody wiping his ass. I did. You fucking take a photo with that. I can mention with all wheelchair kids. You have to take a picture with every single one. What are you doing there? There was one. They don't do those things. That's called a hospital in Eric's defense. I've seen him in the airport walk right by kids in wheelchairs, not even glazed. Oh, so what you think? So I'm just saying you don't like handicapped people. I'm saying he's consistent.

That's what you're saying. Only if they're black. No, kid. That's true. What the fuck are you doing? That's what I wanted to do. You see, he talks about Ryan's religion. Let's figure out what the fuck Eric is.

I don't know. Are you Spanish? But sometimes he's black. Sometimes he's Spanish. Let's figure out what the fuck Eric is. I know are you Spanish? But sometimes he's black sometimes he's a show Exactly he's black on what are you when you're on fire and Alan show Actually did the chocolate chocolate Which is just off the back by the way are you guys got the call bring in Byron show back He'll be making calls Eric

So Eric I heard you were in Montreal. That's too good of a segue. Do you recall? I said we all had to hang on. You were so funny on there because you literally went like this. He asked a question and you literally turned to the crowd and went, so I was at the, and I was like, that's how you do it. The only thing that fucking show freaked me the fuck out.

Because I've never, I didn't know they would like, look, here's the deal, you're just doing jokes and the crowd is gonna laugh, you're gonna kid, everybody kills, no matter what, even Byron. And then, but here's the thing, I wanted to hate it, but Byron, I remember I asked for a piece of paper and this guy was like, I don't know, I'm busy. Like some guy said that's me, I was like, okay, he went fuck you.

He's the reason you're here. You never talked to a comic like that. They're the only reason why this show exists. You get him his paper And I was like, oh shit, this is my mom. He was like, I'm sorry, mr. Kelly get your piece of paper. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna fuck him up I'm gonna show it would be better if it was you know, some other somewhere that guy who's getting a paper Yeah, I called you the same dick you called LeBron. Like a fuck Bobby Kelly, make me run around and get paper Bobby Kelly's a bitch. See how it has to right now.

Wow. No, did that to me here just for laughs, I did a gala maybe seven eight years ago. Yeah. You know, at the end of the gala, you walk out on stage, everybody kind of do like a

curtain thing. Yeah. Jim Belushi was the host. Really? And I go, hey, can we grab a picture? Like Harlan Williams, I forgot who I was. And he goes, no, he was on the gather. So then I take the picture. This is pre-kind, like, and I did a selfie with me in Harlan.

He saw the flash go off and he goes, did you not hear what I fucking said? Because do you want me to come over and knock that out of your hand? And I was like, said? Yeah, because you want me to come over and knock that out of your hand and I was like Yeah, yeah, I know you would like I would like you to that's the funny thing nobody realized that half is a walking weapon Not I'm scared he's a big dude That was the first gal I ever I got mad at fucking music guy at Harlan Last fucking year here, right here.

I walked up, he was with, I think, I don't know, Dane or whoever the fuck he was with. I saw him shake hands. How you doing? What's going on? I went up to shake his hand and he looked at me up and down and gave me a pound. Like, I just saw you shake a fucking hand, man.

You can't pound me after you shook. Yeah, Bobby. Bobby what I'm noticing people look you up and down yeah why is everybody look you up and down right I don't know you intimidating look well I had a shirt that's had an arrow that went down and then that's why did you wear it to the UFC fight yeah yeah see there's my consistency that's my clothes run a road it's called an up is that your paraphernalty you You sell on the road you sell it open down Maybe I use the word the phrase up and down too much

It's I'm trying to explain he was like he looked at me like I'm giving you a pound you ain't get you know Look, I'm Harlow He did that shit to me dude. Everybody here's what I've learned everybody is different with everybody Yeah, I have comic friends like him that guy's a douche Lebron's a motherfucker, dude. He's a piece of shit. You know look me okay, but he could have said now, I can't right now I'm in VIP two motherfucker. You know look me okay, but he could have said now man. I can't right now I'm in VIP two mother fucker. You don't know me, but you know You know that only in people like you get to sit here, right? You don't get the people to know someone Yeah, but exactly so you know that I know somebody that you know right where connected somewhere

So you should at least go him and I can't really right now because everybody want one I'd like fuck oh, I'm sorry. I fucked up But I just took a picture with three hot chicks and then I I said some funny shit to make you go oh shit You didn't have to fucking be a dick. You could be like I'm sorry. I can't man You know what I mean and then to do that shit to a kid in the wheelchair I know you don't you hate people in wheelchairs You have a charity What you're last name is a charity against wheelchairs is the charity he gets money to have people push people I have a

Association of Eric here for people in wheelchairs. I have an association against people Sorry, what is it? Nothing oh shit I had an association for against Eric Griffith. That's all that was. I just know I think it's fine that when he did that to me, I was, here's the thing I was like, what the fuck, man, I just saw you shake him on the fuck his hand side.

The other side now to show the opposite of that. I probably seen this happen with him four times. The rock. Oh, wow. I've seen him six o' him four times. The rock. I've seen him six o'clock in the morning, you know, those early flights. Yeah, you told me. Hat over his head, you know,

where you're covering your eyes, leaning against the wall. A kid come over and tap him. He lift up his hat through on a smile, and what, and suddenly is awake. He's like, hey, buddy, and then would sign it, and then the kid would leave, and then his face would change. He's like, Hey, buddy. And then would sign it. And then the kid would leave. And then his face would change.

He put the hat on. Yeah. I saw it happen twice. He woke up every time. It didn't act like a dick at all. Well, I like rock. That's, but I tell you what though, the road probably there's some of the reason for that is not to say that I'm judging that guy's character, but some of the reason that is because the internet and everything's on there, like you You don't want to be seeing with us like a look of like on your face. So you get used to like every time you take pictures, you're just like, you turn it on. Yeah, but he could have kept his hat down or just,

you know what I mean? No, he shouldn't. Not once a kid knows who he is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he has the kids coming up there. Now oddly enough, Eric Griffin does not like kids. I almost like kids. We don't have to say no more on this. I don't even supposed to be on this. Eric Griffin does not like kids I People

There was a kid in a wheelchair that I saw him just push right I can't believe you don't like kids and will mother fuck See there it is everybody right now. I'm gonna take my first stab at what Eric is. Oh here we go. I say I say you're You got you're Puerto Rican you got Puerto Rican and boy you're from the East Coast Puerto Rican and black No, I give it there's some Mexican in there. Oh shit. No, oh really? Okay, I've got I'm gonna go Did you say Middle Eastern? Yeah, he did because I was gonna say Yeah, I wouldn't go full Arab. Okay, I'm gonna go with this.

I'll go half Hamas. I'm gonna go with this. If there was a Tea Party member here, he'd shoot you. Well, that's coming. Yeah, he'd shoot you. He'd shoot you. He'd shoot you. No, but you would be first.

What would they make in his half-hot? He would shoot you first. I'm going to see Ryan go. Ryan You would be All right boys, let's go I would say in you it whoa Tatya you wit whoa a paca liptop taja ha ha ha ha you wit 10,000 bc oh you are paleolithic my fucking you got it all my father's son it was some beautiful and you got that pro

pro de zoa tape shittin oh i'll say black and white it's that would be the simplest black and white Indian. It's like my mom's from Belize. Oh shit. Is that Caribbean? I don't know what that is. I can't have my dad's from Honduras, which is what Belize was before.

But I found me from Jamaica. You know, I said that kind of thing. You know, Belize and Jamaica were slave ports. Did we box a place or show this bet because... So you're half Honduras, huh? Yeah, my dad's half- Honduran. I'm kind of right No, but my aunt looks like Oprah. I mean it just depends Puerto Rican's not even close to there. You know, it's not it's not a crib. You have the same look

Because after you you be On the east coast you'd be Puerto Rican until you started talking It could be Egyptian That was the thing I was on centric all stars Black show I was on live at Gotham Wow super white show right yeah, and you know Well, I work a haul experience I've done a character right whatever they need man. I'm there

I've done the big black comedy show I've done a lot in comedy show if kids if kids in handy cap people I think at this point Ryan is the only pure one here with the Mormon thing but Bobby you know I'm a I'm a Tion Irish with a little French Canadian actually I just found that out last year. Let's see, my grandma from Montreal, her husband, who gave birth to, or my mom was all Italian, and my dad's side is all Irish. So I'm, we might be in the same clan. Back up a second, your grandmother was from Montreal.

So I have some French Canadian in me. Wait, you said her son that she gave birth to was Italian. I met her, so her husband was Italian. So my mom was half Italian. And then my dad is just that Irish. Really? Hitler wouldn't go to dinner with you either. You know what I mean?

Only Ryan. Me and my wife, Kelly. We're the same. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Well, you look not really flat. I could say mix. I can see it.

It's a thing. It's fucking weird too that like I thought you guys totally back me up with this little brown thing. But you guys fought me on it.. I can see it. To mix, it's the thing. It's fucking weird too, that like I thought you guys were totally back, we have this LeBron thing, but you guys fought me on, like I'm the dick. I don't think, I don't think. I don't think. Maybe it was one of those days. I haven't had a personal encounter with him,

but I haven't seen anything that like, I think LeBron gets more bad publicity. Yeah. Like a good guy who just gets bad publicity, because people have made up their minds that they're not going to like him. Yeah, but I wasn't like that. I didn't give him.

Well, you have personal experience, so that's a different thing. Well, after the thousandth person that said a little joke, I thought it was cool just to get this one picture. After a thousand people, you're kind of like, I don't like it. You guys as comic as comic brothers, as like kind of my friends. You know what I mean? You guys are fucking cunts. I mean, I thought you'd bond with I agree with you. Thank you rank you white That large I think he just caught him on a bat. You know one of them days

I think he just caught him on a bat. You know, one of them days, you know. I want a night. You said me, what about ball white? I really, I caught him on a night. You probably could. Now you're fucking flipping. No, I'm not flipping. You think you would have taken the picture just so

that hot girls wouldn't think he was a tool. Like even if you didn't want to, they love that. They turned down fucking. I was worried about that. These fucking twats. Yeah, they were fucking. Oh cool, you know hot chicks.

You know hot chicks. Vegas hot chicks. Do know hot chicks Vegas hot chicks Oh, I think comics flip like that. You think what a comic reach it reaches a certain level. Yep. I know comics I thought there's shit We're like who's the big ones in our business. Yeah, but not many Chris rock is rock hard. He's not approachable But that but I don't think you can approach But he'll say as much as he's just a shy introverted guy who happens to be famous Okay, but okay but not that level.

Yeah, I don't know. I've never met him. Yeah, but here's the thing about Seinfeld. Here's the thing about Seinfeld though that I will, he was addicted to me. Everybody knows that shit. He fucking, but the one thing that makes sense, he's been that way before he was famous.

He's been that way from day one. He's been that guy. He stayed consistent. You know what I mean? So if you guys are just that guy, if you know, I become that guy, fuck you. But if you're that guy, I'd be like, I, there you go. You know what I mean? Like Mark Marin, I love Mark, but he's been that guy. Forever. Before he became famous. Yeah. He used to watch you and go, why does it have to be so loud? I'd be like, I'm loud too. Fucking God. Yeah. Yeah. He would shit on you while you're on stage, but I'm like that's Mark What he stayed that way? Yeah, it consists for his podcast. No, he didn't really

Why because he likes people in wheelchairs? Yeah, man, you gotta be consistent, but when you blow up people like Eric Griffith That's Mark Mary. Hey, it just a miserable fuck for a long time and he's still the same. And I like that he's consistent. It's fucking, it's, it's, Are we saying nice things about Mark Maron? I can't talk.

Yeah. It's Mark Maron. And the nice way. Mark Maron is like fucking like curry. Some people don't like it. I really don't eat it. And our business, there's only one, like I have, I say the most unbump.

Can I change that joke to sushi? Um, the one unbumpable comic in our business is Bill Cosby. There's only one like I have I say the most I'm I changed that joke to sushi The one unbumpable comic in our business is Bill Cosby if he goes in any club if he wanted to he could bump anybody This isn't so yeah, but no dude you can you could Chris rock and do that Chris rocks in a room and Bill Cosby comes in Chris rocks gonna have to let Bill Cosby go I don't think anymore. Oh, I yeah He's not a respect I don't think anymore. Oh, I think he's still the show man. Chris Rock, just out of respect. Oh, come on. Yeah, he's the king.

Out of respect, you got to look. I mean, he's not an asshole. But I heard cause, no, I heard cause. He's a mate. If you're a comic, he will fucking hang with you. I worked for him. Yeah, that was nice. You have to raise your hands.

I worked for him. And he was cool. He's a cool dude. Yeah, he met him one for a few minutes. He was cool. I'm really cool. He's cool. dude. Yeah, I met him one for a few minutes He was cool, but I heard but I heard his his comedy's getting a little fucked up. He's getting old like he's I don't know man the last I saw him last year and he killed Kill and I heard he just taped another one that he killed at that one What's it called not done?

It was How do you think he writes material? So, so Cosby's cranking out a new hour every year. I think he talks to people. Yeah, that's what I heard. He'll talk with people. And then he'll just, and then, and then we, you give him so much credit for being Cosby.

You know, he's done it a few times, hef. Right, but it is, it is, he gets just chat. A little bit. Yeah, but those type of guys, to me me they're so untouchable to like do these sit around and go Hey, I got this bit about like I'm taking my way No, I think he just tells his story Yeah, I don't think he just tells a story and it goes and talks to people like he'll go and you know And then my wife and he has his formula. He had that he dropped his just

So wanted you to do a cosby impression. It was coming way it was so close So close he was gonna do a cosby impression. It was coming way it was so close He was gonna do a cosby you know, I'm a sir Camille You imagine your mental shorthand after 50 years of doing comedy like how do I create material? I just did nine minutes. I just did This Dennis Miller Dennis Miller doesn't he writes his hour at a desk in his office. He doesn't go and do it at a club. And someone's like, don't you do performance? He goes, why?

I know it's funny. Why do I need these fucks to tell me? George Lopez, I hear, does something similar because he doesn't want to do his comedy, he could feel like someone's going to steal his jokes. Well, those guys sound ranty in there. It's five minutes before punts I'm sorry and erupted. You're real feelings came out I like that.

Tell us more. Who else do you hate in the business? I like it. Ryan does a podcast like he's praying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess you're right.

You can't get away from it. What's that? The religion you can't get away from it. Well, I didn't mean it about that. I think you're just a persecution going on. You're holding your hand's class. I look like I'm praying. It's hard to joke. I actually am praying. I pray and he can leave. Oh, Bobby is back. Take care of it. Excuse me. God pre shut the fuck up. That's the name of this podcast by the way. I got to name it too though, because I Got free shut the fuck up Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's you to Alonso see how he turned on you know with that The blackest

I support LeBron. Yeah, I support LeBron. You all right. Let's raise hands who support who now no we have to add you can't just take He the kid in the wheelchair now you can't bring up some we don't even know that that's what is the kid in the wheel? We have collaborating evidence or assholes in wheelchairs We looked at kid was like I don't like you He was like hey, hey, hey, hey, colored. Can you take a photo with me? Right. He's not switching up for the last second.

I could have been, I could have been from Cleveland in like two years ago. Yeah, he burned his jersey. Exactly. Now, okay, let's take a vote. Who thinks he was, I was fucking too sensitive. I think you would choose that. You, Derek, you do? Okay, we got all the black, all the people of color, of course.

Wow, ooh, surprise. So we got the fucking basketball guy. Orion? I'm on your side. Thank you, Ryan, that's it. That's your side. Okay, thank you very much. Half, I would have taken the picture.

If I was LeBron, I would have taken it. So it's a little, maybe it's a little annoying, but I'll take it just because, because I took the picture of you with the three white hot chicks I took the picture I took the picture of the three for you you motherfucker three hot chicks So you I got I got one black vote. I got two white boats. I got one black vote But sure George Bush over here right now. Just trying to get some of the black But sure George Bush over here right now just trying to get some of the black He's a senator for Mississippi. So I took the picture so he but you took the picture for the chicks No, I didn't I took it for them

No, they said excuse me. Please take the picture. Absolutely guys, but wait who asked you the girls? All the brunt well, they were looking around and they so you did it. Yeah, wait wait you made yourself available I was there wait wait let me ask you this please please When you saw this happening when you saw it happening in your mind you thought who I should take this picture because then I can get a picture with him I'll be honest with you Eric. I'm gonna be honest right? Uh-huh. Your mouth is mesmerizing Sesame street All right, uh-huh. Your mouth is mesmerizing That's how you diverting I'm six seven eleven ten I'll be honest with you you ready I didn't think shit

I didn't think at all and but what when they handed me the camera. I was like oh Because I'm not a photo guy listen. I'm with Norton and I was Norton is a fucking Psychopath with photos, okay? He it's just a matter of time. I'm gonna give a photo. He'll wait He doesn't care if he gets embarrassed or shamed. Oh, wow. I don't give a fuck I was at UFC. I met every single fighter. I had a VIP to the back green room I didn't really get that many photos, but at the last second I went, oh, Shay, let me, let me, this would be cool. Let me, I'm

taking one of them. Maybe they'll just quickly, it's an iPhone, you know, take, I was just, I went into Clipper's locker room. Yeah, and you saw two. I blew the team. Like Griffin has a very big dick. And I Chris Paul was right there. And I, and he, he, he very, see, I can tell when somebody is unapproachable. So I didn't feel like I could walk over and be like, yo, Chris, love your game. I've always felt like I was in a live room too. No, but even still, I've been tuning on their thing.

I didn't want to be like, yo, but though, you know, we were there to, I can tell too though. And I, I know that's a good break. But Blake Griffin and Deandre Jordan, they're fans of Workaholic. So it was very much like, yo, blah, blah, blah. You make a good point, dude, but I felt, I'm good at that too, and I felt like, oh shit.

You felt like LeBron James was approachable. For that second, I was like, oh, hey, can you take one? Take a picture of a fat ball guy? I didn't even say white either, because I said white, just like, but I remember I said a fat ball guy, just kind of being self, you these are three hot chicks I get it. Yeah, could you take one woman to you know what I mean like I'll make it last I'll say this and Bobby's defense. Thank you that Bobby wouldn't do it like Bobby's not I'll take your picture

But I expect a picture for me Bobby wouldn't he's not that guy right now, but I know but in that moment you became that guy He wouldn't be that guy to show you that I another I know but in that moment you became that guy. He wouldn't be that guy. But to show you that I, another, I don't know, I don't know. I know, I know. It's too long. You became that guy.

He did blush. I was back in the up. And the other guy was, I was like, any time a white guy goes, here's the thing. Right. They've lost that argument.

Here's the thing. And then I got a thing after your thing. I'm what I'm saying is I didn't be, I might have became that guy to him, but I wasn't that guy to me like I know when I fuck up Like I'm a uf. It's a you don't want to kill somebody. Yeah, but in the moment if you kill them You're now a killer you're the same true. You became a killer. I'm white Most of your kids are white Eric. They do have a different justice system

We do really are Honestly, here's another superstar handling it differently than that I was in Los Angeles name drop again You know I'm at a bar Talking or girl and she goes are you not paying attention? Was this girl your wife? No, no, this was 15 20 years ago That's a year

Look over at the bar and I go I go this Barry Sanders is sitting over there She goes who I go Barry Sanders. She goes. I don't know. He is I go Played for the Lions. I just moved from Detroit to Los Angeles. She goes You want a picture with them and I go I'm not going over to Barry Sanders. Are you kidding me? Right? She leaves Right Barry Sanders comes over to me Wow, and she goes I just want to ask him if he'll take a picture and he totally will he goes How are you Barry? I go John effort took a picture with me goes nice to me You man talked for like maybe ten seconds like hey, how are you from Detroit? That's cool. Yeah, walked away

Right, Barry Sanders right Walked over there. Okay. That's it another way you can handle it Different environment though. What the fuck does that mean the fight's going on? I'm gonna look our James should have taken a picture. Thank you. That's what I'm saying like it's capable of doing I'm saying this. I'm not one James could have taken the picture. I agree I'm a guy. I also didn't have to I'm gonna take this is the difference right He could have had it right now. Right now at this moment,

still what if I brought James is not talking about not taking a picture with Bobby Kelly? No, what if he is? That's how it works. He could have been like, I can't believe this fat, how dude. How funny would it be if he's a big fan of my podcast? It's like, I thought Bobby, I was Bobby.

I didn't know you were that Bobby. Hey buddy. Angelou Syruchus is here, everybody. Hey guys, no Syruchus. I don't know you at that Bobby Angelos Aruchas is here everybody You guys know Sir Lucas. I don't know Angela. Hi buddy. How are you? I'm a Kelly I'm a Kelly to man. I'm sorry funny Greek comic. That don't mean shit. I got from Montreal His family is here last last night when we were looking for a Numbers movies if Angela was here really no we will look at her place to eat last night if you were around we'd have no problem yeah you not ask us to take a picture and look if you want to spot this picture Angelo you want a picture with Bobby Kelly

you want to take a picture with you come on I advise you to take a picture because they'll be another podcast tomorrow And if you don't take this picture and you have a moment where people a lot of people wanted to take pictures with you all the time Did you take every single picture? Yes, you're asking you a yo make you you're doing a whole shitty new argument a lot of people Two motherfuckers two it wasn't a line. We're in a VIP section. Three hot white bitches. Three hot first of all, I'm the fan. I'm the fan. These bitches, I don't know basketball. They don't know fucking bad. They think these square goals. There's five conversations going on right now. I'm sorry. God, what you need to get? God, we're having a conversation.

Angelou. Can you give Angelou a mic for one second? Angel, I want to ask you a now. I'm sorry. God, what you need to get God, we're having a conversation. Angel, oh, can you give Angel a mic for one second? Angel, I want to ask you a question. I'm at I'm at the UFC fights in the VIP section. Is that a ring on your pinky? That's my ring. Yeah. Okay, that's crazy. Okay. Okay. Okay, here you go ready? I'm in the VIP section. Row two. Row one, three hot white chicks, vagus fucking white chicks. They suck somebody's dick to get in that for all gunna suck Somebody's dick to get that those these whatever right. Yeah, they're not fight fans They don't even know who the fuck's on the card. They don't even give a fuck. They're on their phones the whole fucking thing right right anyway look You're swing hang on swing the jury. Yeah, let me let me let me let that then so then Lebron comes over in between fights, right?

And they go excuse me could you take a photo of us and he's all smiles and fucking cool and approachable with me I go absolutely and I take a couple photos and I give them the former I go hey Lebron Can you can you take a picture with a fat fat white dude is that cool cuz it was three hot white chicken fat white He literally looked me up and down. That's my thing and he looked me up and like and he walked away Thank you fuck you Eric I mean he took the photo of him in the three checks. Yeah, this is this is a jury This is jury Can't bring my up to you mom hold it right up to you mom

Okay, this is a jury tape. You a high-pitched right here. Put the mic up to you, mom. Hold it right up to you, mom. This is a jury tape. You can't bring over another guy. One at a time. Here it is. Here it is. If the guy asked, hey, would you take a picture of me in the three floors? Thank you.

He said sure. So all he's saying to him now is that, like, LeBron, like, I'm a fan, fat white guy, whatever, you might have been taking a picture, it blows him off. Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe it's not cool, but I think that because you're a dick. And you want it when you're all right. Hold on. You see a kid. You see a kid in a wheelchair at the airport. Yeah, you just blow him off like fuck him. No.

See Eric. I never did this. No, I was talking about Eric. No kidding. But I mean, seriously, what did it take him for one second to take the picture with Robert right and then and then this is what happens the other people in the v.a. we can't we can't right they go no, that there would be there would be because it's tech support Lebron approached first said hey No, no, no, he came over to the girls because they said hey Lebron come over Well, whatever the fuck they did, but he came to them. He didn't go to him. He came over from over there to us. You understand? These girls were super hot, right? They were all right. If they called you over when you came over you would have came over reluctantly but you would have

came over. What do these horrors want? I would not have done that. I'm not like that. Well you identified of its horrors. You went on and on about that. I didn't say horrors horse Angela you did in fact identify them as more What a kill him to take one picture. Hey man. I don't blame the guy for not it wouldn't kill him But I don't blame him for not doing what I wait a second last on I took the photo though I took one of you hang on hang on that's this is part of your fucking success dude you this is part of it now You're not out with the fucking like a thousand people maybe one or two people may ask you for a photo in the Vi fucking peace section Because you didn't know me or I wasn't famous at famous enough for you, right?

You just said fucking whatever in the VIP section you would think for one night I don't have to deal with this. But the real issue here. Hot whores don't count. There are a whole nother underground rail road for hot whores. They were probably tens. You don't see tens all the way.

Brian, are you still with me? Brian, yeah. You still with you? Brian, Brian has been going on a second. I'm gonna leave you with one thing. What if you were a fat white chick? What do you be taking the picture? Bam, what do you say to that? If she was in a wheelchair, if she was in a wheelchair, you take that picture.

It's just a unicef shirt off. You never take that picture. First of all, fat white girls would never be in the area. Nice to see you buddy. I see you around. Nice to see you buddy. I see you Nice to meet you buddy. I see a lady man. Okay, first of all, so you're on my side, right? I got one two three What the fuck man, what does that mean? You're racist you're racist you're racist He would take it Your races There's five conversations going on right now fat white woman's in the V. I think God for his blood sugar went down Duper's yeah, if she's a fat white girl in VIP. Yes, obviously it's probably the owner of the building

Not that you have something right Building fat white Olds of building it's only reason why she would be in there. Those scenario is tired God dang it brah. I'm still as a fan. He was an asshole for doing that to you I thought he's on my side. Yes, he should have given you one two three four Why because he could have it could have been a quick one. I helped you take the picture. Hey, can I get one real quick?

Bam, right. And then I'm out. Because you know, for a guy like me, a bald guy, a bald guy, hang on a second, listen to me, Eric. A bald guy with tattoos like me, you look at me, and if I go, hey man, you know, for me to go, hey bro, can you take one with me too? That takes a lot for it because I'm a guy like me. I'm not a fucking yeah, but I'm not a dude with a clean little shirt on I'm not a fucking hey, what's up, man? Hey, do you know, I'm subtle. Hey, do you mind real quick?

I think you were big enough fan. Okay, let me take I went to the warp tour you guys know what that is? Yeah, I ran the line. I don't know what explain what the New York the warp towards that it's like metal Alternative rock For young bands that are just coming up, okay a lot of young kids there, right and I went and if I'm young kids I work a hall of fans I And if I'm young kids, I work at HallExfans. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I fucking love half though. I'm doing a show. I went up and just did.

It was weird because there's like a heavy metal over here going, oh, turn it over. Hang on a second. You do not fucking chew on this show. Put the mic down. You're going to eat. You can hear it. Learn how to do radio, man.

You can't chew into a fucking microphone. Just hold it down. Are you that hungry? Would you get snacks? Oh, fucking hungry. wish I got food. Go ahead, Eric. So, you know, I'm walking around and then it's a lot of work of hallex fans. It turned into a situation because it was like one kid was like, can I take a picture? And I was like, sure, because I'd never say no. Right. You know, sure. The then end list or the wheel trip. Well, that's totally different. Or a fat white chick. Or a bald fat white guy actually.

But then it turned into like, there was a line for me. Like, this would never end, you know? Well, the other thing was, there was a band playing near this tent that I was at. And it turned it turned into like, everybody's turning away from this guy. And I was like, oh, this is, I'm taking away from this guy's thing. And then, you know, so I found a way to be like, I you know after I a second of like a you know, I got out of there because I was like, it's gonna turn into like I would be there all day doing that Yeah, but I I read about that on Facebook

Eric Griffins of Dick I think there was I was like, no, it was a page So there was a page from some music vehicle and I I was like I know him. You sound like that. Dude, when I used to do this, I take like I said I've never said no to somebody asking for a picture. Dude, I used to do that fucking day when I did the day and cook that big huge tour and we're doing arenas with 15 to 20,000 people. I

would go sell my CD after the show in the booth. So I'd walk out and believe me dude, there'd be. Oh, can we and I'd sit there and I fucking signed they'd be I mean oh can we and I sit there and I fucking signed every fucking autograph I signed every God then I took every God then picture with everybody though I'm talking about you wanted to go and enjoy your life but did you take a couple no I took hundreds of pictures okay so you did do it yeah I did it okay so you were in a dick I wasn't a dick and that's a hundred people saying we met the guy and it was cool as shit.

But I know there was a little over there. But here's the deal. If you were in the VIP seconds, and do you think that would happen? If you were, if you, no, if you, listen, answer me honestly, if you're in the VIP section with other VIPs, where people can go.

Right, if you were there, he's met a famous. If you were there and, and, and that that you think people would fucking ask for your photo It depends if there are fans of the show the kids are fans of the show look I walked up to Roseanne bar after doing a show and I said hey I'm about to ask her to take a picture and she says to me Can I take a picture with you? Right my son love your show, right? And I was like whoa, right that kind of stuff happens

It could have been what if the bronchains he could have been a fan of yours you know you know someone else that's like hey I know you from whatever anyone take a picture overwhelmed with what that wasn't an overwhelming it wasn't an overwhelmed face he looked like if I was like overwhelmed like I was gonna sit on them I would love to see the reenactment of this and it turns out that you were actually a dick all right let Let's do it right now You know you'll be LeBron you you got your hot chick. Yeah, no you'll be LeBron with the three hot chicks There's LeBron. I yeah, I okay and you judge ready y'all are right so be the three hot chicks walk Oh

More or more all right, I want to hear I LeBron All right, hang on, I want to hear Ron's girl. Oh well, I love Ron. Jesus Christ. He's stuck on the end of the night. Oh, literally made my dick go inside my body. And it goes, the we need to play somebody to take a picture. Let's ask.

I have to say, as soon as LeBron hears that voice, one picture's enough. Probably what it was. All right, so three hot chicks, go ahead. We need to play someone to take a picture. How about that slubby guy? Let's ask him if he'll take a picture. I'm sorry. Well you just call me bitch. I'll fucking cut you throat You fucking cut. I'll pay for you and then right You know why you never get who's fighting. I don't even know who's fighting at this thing

This is so I just got my tickets. I think the guy just wants me to is that look wrong? You blow and stuff I don't want to do cocaine tonight. It. It just decides he's coming over this way He's not gonna do cocaine until Saturday like I don't need to do it the second I get in Vegas Then I have a I'm passionate I got a guy Hey, hey, hey ladies you want a big yeah? Yeah, take a picture with us. We'll find somebody to take the picture All right, I don't know why you all doing it in the front.

As a guy. That's a big, you do the fact. You should really be in the outskirts. You think he has cocaine? Do you think just ask him to take a picture? Then I'll be like, hey, hey, what's up? Will you guys need, can you take a picture? Will you take a picture?

I'd love to. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. No, I don't have cocaine. Absolutely. All right, you guys ready? We're ready. All right, here we go.

Cocaine. Smile. Hey, what's up? All right, cool we go. Smile. Coo-canine. Smile. Hey, what's up? All right, cool. Here's your phone, girls. I like today. Hey, hey, LeBron, what's up, man? Can you take a photo real quick with Fat White guy?

Is that cool? Psh. Ow. Peace hoes. I'm sure you weren't that gracious. I was. You didn't have a little bit of twos. I was a judge on that first question.

What the fuck, fuck to what I have LeBron sound like LeBron's grandfather Radio he's doing that the Lake Walburga God it is Welcome to the mixer I think that was Take pictures with hot chicks and walk away from a guy You may be an asshole for doing it, but you have the right to do it. Yeah, okay, but that's but look at I'm saying

Look at that. We're not talking about it. I'm not I'm not bringing up his rights as a fucking American I'm saying he was a dick and you're saying he's not a dick. That was a dick move. I think I'm I'm a dick move and I'm a brown. I'm actually an understandable dick move. No, it is not I think it is No, it is not he's in the is. No, it is not. He's in the V. I. What is that? What does that mean? Because because everyone Ryan talk. I know. I like the act because I actually smiled for the photo. That was my favorite part. This is why I never talk on podcasts. Why? Because I talk and then it's that look at what are we doing. I thought that was funny stuff. And I pushed up my breast and everything.

Guys, everybody Ryan trying to talk and then everyone else trying to talk, which is only going to teach him not to talk more. So we have to make this a safe environment that when he talks, then we listen and then that encourages him to continue to talk. I said everything. I use something like how we Mandel. I've always got my fucking God. I just fucking deals now

You can be like let's go to the well, he just created a safe environment. I really don't I was just right She's 16,000 I was just ideal Ryan Lizard what I'm saying Ryan you stop judging yourself. You says I let us judge you don't steal it from us This is what we do. Yeah, that's what we do mental. Yeah, I'm all the podcast you don't Ryan What what if you really wanted to say is there something that in a past that you haven't been able to get out I want this environment to be safe I want you to say what you've been wanting to say I don't have a conversation that happened on you That's wrong

Don't forget the fuck of John heaven God free just said you have to fuck up holy shit. Somebody doesn't know the improper rule of saying yes Let Ryan can I just say some god free just fell asleep right now. I woke him up Shit was boring me. I was on your side Lebron. I'm still a Lebron fan. He was wrong for that That was wack that was a wack shit. It was a mole like, oh really? I don't think it was wack. What? I don't think it was 1985. I, you know what man?

I hope it was. Ryan was so close to saying something. We almost had a story out of Ryan. Let's make it safe once again. I should write. I don't know the story. Ryan. I think that whole act was pointless.

You what? I think the act that was pointless didn't help me make a decision at all. I think we've really, I think this topic, I think the act that was pointless didn't help me make a decision at all and I think I like it really I think this topic I think we've all stated are Ryan what keeps you up in that what do you worry about most well? I only had you on my side at the beginning Then I got I got half then I got Garfrey to swing okay, and I think I could get a lot of we keep going if we do this for another No, thanks though you won't get me I'm not I won't

get you because you know what you hate here we got white people you know I don't hate white people but we have contempt for white people no one is all you have no contempt I do me and Bobby got a long history I've not written out our racial oh my god it was a point of I called them a brownie once It was a point of, I called him a brownie once. A brownie. Yeah, I fucked up. And I was so confused. So you had that on your face. And I think LeBron read that.

No, that's bullshit. I was so confused. You read racism on your face. I was so confused by that vague racial slur that I just let it go and we became fast friends. Well, because we would stop them and try to laugh and laugh. You can't get mad.

Yeah, that's what makes me just start laughing. You're like, OK, we're in a marshmallow. You know what I mean? You marshmallow. Well, we're improvving and we're calling each other's names. And I was, you know, you know, the name that came in my head and I was like, don't say that. And I just said, Brownie.

And he was like, did you just call me a fucking Brownie motherfucker? And I was like, oops. Yeah, we hit it off. Yeah, the little girls before the girls come to Brownie. Yeah. Not to do with race at all. Lizzie, man. It's weird because I've never, I didn't know you were on that show because I've never

seen it. But I've known you as a comic. You know what I mean? But I think comics, I think we're more, because we come from nowhere. You know what I'm saying? Look, if you're a prince and become a king, like I said to you tonight, God-free, it's easy. But if you're a fucking piece of shit and become a king,

you respect being a king a lot more. You know what I'm saying? And I think all of us were pieces of shit. None of us became, you know, was a prince that became a king. We became, we won a war and a battle after battle to become what we are. So when you took pitches with hundreds of people, because you know what the fuck, oh my God, this is amazing. Well, I also did it because you have to enjoy it because you never know.

You know, when it's going to be gone, it's going to Yeah, yeah, I don't notice it. I don't like I Don't try to look for it because I know a bunch of my comic friends who have been on things and now it's like not is It's not going well. You're not pointing me Little rude they looked right at me. There's four guys here first time We've looked at me on my face of matey I mean, there's four guys here. The first time you've looked at me on the night. Yeah, but there's none of us have made it yet. Okay.

And then I'm just saying, and then you think they're searched for it again. But Bob, you're in that same vein. You got to, if you're going to look at it that way, you got to look at LeBron, like he's been doing this since he was 15. Yeah. Like you get tired at a certain point. That's my point. Oh, you get tired.

Oh, you learn how to fucking deal with shit. Well, you never seen him in public? If you see him in public, it's not people aren't, they don't go, hey, can you take a, they are in his face with their cameras. I get it. I get it. Wait, listen, man, let me just.

Very rude, very, the people think they own you. It's a very weird thing. What we're trying to say is most. Alternative comics are sissy's. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, we're not. Are they giving a lot of alternative comics, like shows quickly nowadays, no? Alternative comics are sissy Are they giving a lot of a turn of the comics like shows quickly nowadays now? You know what that is you're getting shows quick. I'll tell you what that is. I know some comics there I like

Yeah, but here's the thing where you said that about people like that's a funny thing in our business especially for comedians actors I don't know what actors. I don't think they go through this I think that actors always can go and get a part somewhere and audition and maybe do a play and that's not true I've seen people on shows well I've seen people on shows and I go to commercial auditions and I see you do like wow you were just on the she-old you were just on okay but that's why that's my point though what are you doing here Eric that's my point my point is, is there used to the up and down. Comics, you go from open market in middle to a headliner.

You're a headlining, and then you usually get your break, and you become famous, okay? But to go from selling out rooms and having people making that money to fucking nothing, to go into a show and it ain't full. And nobody knows who the fuck you are anymore. I mean, there's not that little lie. I can tell you the weekend that that happened.

Yeah. But, right, I mean, seriously, how bad did that fuck you up? But here's a difference. This is the difference between me. That happened to me too, man. This is the difference between comics and actors. They take themselves seriously. You will almost never hear a comic talking

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Just about all of them I've met are still comics. One of the funniest things to me, similar to what you were talking about with Rosanne. When I met Ray Romano, he knew who I was. And I was like, wait a minute, this is backwards. This is back, but he was just the most cool, easy going, you know, whereas with actors, they believe that shit. When in a lot of these actors, you know, when they become famous, they've got a publicist and an agent and a this and that. People just telling them how important they are and blah, blah, blah. And nobody has it

worst in actresses, right? All these young hot chicks, like you're done at 28, like at 28, you're like, okay, you could play a mom, but we got a 21 year old who's hot. Yeah, but I'm talking about, listen, I get that, but I'm not fighting to put it in. I just want to learn. But an actor, but an actor, an actor can always, they go to the auditions, they go to theater,

they write their own thing, they do commercials, a comic, look at our day job, we write their own thing, they do commercials, a comic. Look at our day job, we're not waiters, right? We can't go back to waiting tables. An actor can go back to waiting tables, or get a day job and still audition. We can't, you know what I mean? We, a comedy is our day job.

So you gotta go back to and be faced with your fucking reality. So when you go back to the improv wherever the fuck you are and it's empty. Yeah. And they don't want to pay you a fucking $1,500, there's six shows. It's like shit. No, it's murder.

You can't know. Right? I mean, how long have you had a success in fame? It's short time 2010 I got on the show right and then you know that's a good run that's four years let me show it. What is it? It's a good run on a TV show on a TV show four years it's a great run. It's basically cable. Basically cable you know what I mean? But I'm saying like after the at the height of last comic standing you knew guys were going out on the road. Who does the cable? Everybody is. Basically cable, you know what I mean? But I'm sure, but I'm saying like after the, at the height of last comic standing,

you knew guys were going out on the road. That was a good week, wasn't it, hef? I was like, yeah. I was like, oh wow, right. That was a great week. I remember that week. I mean, was it like, you know, was it like 10,000 weekend, 10,000

or a week weekends and stuff like that at the time? Dude, after tourgasm, I was having fucking 20. Yeah. Dude, 20,000.ou I gotta I gotta get for 20 Fucking grand for a weekend. I'm talking a Friday Saturday See my for me that it's just colleges are Where they're really good, but the clubs are still they're not they're not do you get a door you get a door deal with a club when you're famous Here's some heat and you're selling tickets. You get a door deal with a club when you're famous. Here's some heat, and then you're selling tickets. You get a door deal, you're walking out

with some fucking money. That's why when you're not famous, they're fucking you in the fucking asshole. Here's the tough mental thing. And that's why when you become famous, you get paid, it's like you're getting your back pay. But you also get a lot of money. That's why, that's why,

I need a new pair of Air Force ones every show and they told me they said, you know, any Griffith did. Yeah. He ordered a new pair Air Force was. I said, did you get them? He said, Oh, yeah, we did. I said, Uh-huh. I laughed. I said, Well, why are you laughing? I said, because he doesn't. He remembers all the times you shit on him. And this is just fucking payback. And you heard about the green Eminem shit, right? Mm-hmm.

What's that? I want only green Eminems and my bowl blah blah blah blah. And people like hated Martin Lawrence for saying that and he goes, this is the reason why I do it. I want to make sure they're paying attention to the fucking contract. Yeah. You know that was a hang- What? Van Halen did. Oh, no, oh, they're not. Well, he just said he will hope that they're paying attention to the contract actually wasn't van

It was Frank Sinatra. It wasn't it was probably It was Beethoven was Beethoven actually Jesus Christ God God God said God said universe. How about God God said it? No, but I think you always have to have in two riders universe how about god got said it no but romans and fiddies and i think you have like you know you always have to have in two writers you have the you fuck me when i was coming up writer and you have the i like how you treated me when you come up to explain with people to explain people listening a writer most comics we all have it yes where it says look i want a king bed i want a hotel a nice

off for style tell at least i want you know Eminem's in their own candles and gate arrayed and pizza and dress room. I have a writer. I have a college writer It says deli meets you know what I mean? Sometimes you show up at a club that's why am I not surprised Deli meets that should be a new book. Yeah, special That should be a new book. Yeah, that's a black comedy. You know,

you're getting a perdell. Delly me. So that would a honey bake him and a Thanksgiving dinner. So, so nice hard laugh. Jesus. I guess I'm gonna start doing it. I want to Thanksgiving dinner, please. But what you're right.

What does your writer say, Eric? I don't have. I have a very short. What is it?, what is your writer say, Eric? I don't have a very short, this is my writer. You know what my writer said? What is it? That I, my show has to be multicultural. If they are gonna be African-American, I have to make sure that they're different and they're not doing that BET bullshit.

And I have Coke Zero's in the room, stuff like that. Talk on the mic dumb dumb. You can always, shut up. You can always change, you can always change. You can always change. You can always change your writer anytime you want to. But I have like a certain type of way I want my show to be. Just to avoid like joke thevery issue like that. I got well I have a few things for different.

I used to have food but then. What is it for clubs? I don't think I've ever had a writer like use that a club. Really? Yeah, nobody. But I do a lot of core. I a writer like use that a club. Really? Yeah, nobody. But I do a lot of core. I probably do more corporate events than clubs. Okay.

So that writer, I don't ask for food or stuff because they buy a bunch of stuff that I never eat. I ask for a few protein bars that I end up destroying in my computer bag. Right. Water? So you're a hoarder. And then I have, and then I have,

a voice of God has to introduce me. Like I have a way I want to be introduced just because in so many different scenarios, they introduce you wrong. So just so there's no this happens. Number two. So you're not some co-op. Yeah, number two.

But I did it with Charlie Murphy, and he would get all this stuff. he would throw it like in a bag And I was like do you want grocery shopping and it's a box of new ports. Yeah, you know what he's right? You know what his right is I'm Eddie Murphy's brother. Yeah Some guys do your job. What Alonzo. What is yours mine is what you said king bed hotel room? Yeah What you said king bed hotel room. Yeah Shit you supposed to tell A nice hotel room. I want to match this outside when I do colleges. I want a shirt from the school right

Real coffee not the backstage stuff like coffee shop some some some coffee shop and That's about it. I was on a flight with uh... this woman who is reading all night i have to fly in a private jet yeah she was reading from uh... she was reading from like people magazine had a bunch of writers from really famous people right when we just talk to me she goes

these stars but but but but she goes look at lady i forgot who was lady g, blah. And she goes, look at Lady, I forgot who it was, Lady Gaga, or some senior goes, in her writer, it has it that the, her limo driver is not allowed to talk to her. And she was like, can you believe that? And in my brain, I was like, that would be awesome. Just because it's usually like four o'clock in the morning, or the guy picks you up and she's been, you know, awake since noon.

And you don't want to be a tool, but you're like, man, I would just like to leave. I've got a story for you. But that would be great. You know, so then you go, well, from my angle, I see why they would play. Right. Some of it's crazy. I did a thing with Diana Ross and she had the, everyone said, when she comes, she's going to come through the thing.

Uh, you have to either step into this closet and close the door or don't talk to her or don't look at her so she had the no eye rule yeah I know I rules crazy but look around talking me go fuck yourself come on go ahead at least you would have known if LeBron had a no eye rule because he would have said to everybody I'm gonna wear a rider on my t-shirts to people you see it right what was your rider look back at him I don gonna wear a rider on my t-shirts to people you see it. Brian, what was your rider? You can look back at him. I don't have a rider. A Bible. What was your...

Yeah, you have nothing? No, I... I... I... I'm gonna go into work. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A little boy with a candle. No, I don't really have it. It goes gig to gig.

I just wanted to go right. Whatever it takes. That's crazy. What was your story, Eric? Well, I got to go right. Whatever it takes. That's crazy. What was your story, Eric? Well, I got to rural city. Yeah. And the limo driver, it says, I'm getting the thing, it says Griffin on the thing.

And I walk up to the guy, I'm like, I'm Griffin. And he looks to me up and down and goes, you not Eddie Griffin? And then the whole ride, he's telling me how disappointed he was that it wasn't Eddie Griffin. Yeah. And that's like that Michael Jordan commercial. You know, so I was like, I really, I really, I really,

I really, I really, I really, I really, I really get you. Cause I had a point and I was like, Hey, sometimes you want to go, can you shut the fuck up? Cause I just want to sit here. Yeah, you know what? Just got off a plane. It's six hour flight. I'll tell you something.

And you just, you just go, I try, I try having our Kelly in Vegas. Oh, every time I show up, our Kelly and the guy literally has a smile on his face looking at the Ask my mind selling me no and He's like a fuck is that you make sure Fucking Garfrey's like an echo to you Yeah, I fucking and I'm like it's me and they're like fuck you, but here's what you do headphones headphones And I'm like, it's me and they're like, oh, fuck you. But here's what you do. Headphones.

Headphones. Absolutely. Headphones. Put headphones in. And they don't fucking talk to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All you do put headphones in and close your eyes and they will not say a fucking word to you.

Sometimes you get like, one guy was, one guy kept going. He really, when he kept asking. With headphones? He kept asking me about comedy and asking me about, yeah, so what do you talk about? What do you do? And I start to pull up my phone and I go,

it's just like, I really gotta return this email. And he went like this. Aw. Really? Yeah, so I was like, you know what he told people? I know, that's what I'm saying. I'm a dick.

Eric, Eric Krypton's a dick. Yeah, that's what it's called. Yeah, no Eric is a dick. Well, the guy was probably you don't like him to get people exactly there. Yeah, you're horrible. And Fat Chicks. Come on, who likes Fat Chicks? I do. Probably you don't like handicapped people exactly there. Oh, and fat chicks

Come on who likes fat chicks I do Initially Like a nice hot fat chick we talked about this last night, right in Hamilton. Do you have a podcast? Yeah, I have my own podcast White noise is called white noise. It's just it's a soft hum with no talking at all Why why you settled with the little boy thing? I don't know I said little boy with a candle because I thought it'd be cute. I wasn't mean I didn't mean it in a perverted way

I thought you just be a I didn't take it back to it. I mean I thought you just be a- I didn't take a chance to it. I mean, I was offended. I think, you know what I feel like, how Ryan is on this podcast, jumping in very sporadically. I used to do morning radio with Danny Boneducci. Here we go. It sounds fun. And Ryan was me for six years of my life. I would go, you have a, one time I,

I didn't even- I didn't even- I was supposed to be able to see I would fucking lose my, I'd lose my fucking are you? I just want to do to put some up. See, I would fucking lose my, I'd lose my fucking brain. I got paid though. How a lot I was getting paid. A lot for how old I was, sure. Was this before you got famous on last comic standing?

I got fired from radio and then I got on last comic a month later. So if I wasn't fired, I would have never done last comic and I'd be at some barg from Hey, everybody I'm at industry from six and seven. Yeah, no, but I You think that Ralphie May is the one person that Took whatever from last time standing and did the most with it?

Amy Schumer Amy Schumer wasn't really on it though. She didn't win. She won. She was on it. Yeah, that's not right. But no, she was on that's comic. And I, well, no, the roast is what made her.

Yeah, I think it's hard to say though, like. Ralphie probably is, if you're talking dollars, let's just go straight up, like, just being very superficial money, Ralphie probably is, you know. Made the most, but Ralphie's marketing went way beyond Last comic, you know what I mean like that was Ralphie Marked it a hell out of himself and sometimes I don't think like I got to pick a side like I either get it in shape Or I got to go full Ralphie fluffy fat. Oh, you know what I mean?

Like it's like I got a wrist my weird for like, I got to risk my life to make become famous. You know what I mean? Like these guys are, the big guys in this business, Pannette, Louis Anderson, Ralfi, and what's the other guy, fluffy guy? Gablee. Gablee, these guys are fucking big. And they're not famous. They're rich off of comedy they got a lot

of fucking fans Gabriel I'd say now Gabriel's famous Gabriel's famous he's on that new show with what's your name? He's doing a movie yeah yeah but he just got a show on ABC. ABC. He's on the show. Good for them. Yeah. But Gabe has built it like it's. It works over to a mainstream fame. Like people know who Gabe is now. Yeah.

You know what I mean? It's you're right. Some like Ralphie's rich, but there's a lot of people who don't know who Ralphie is. Not anymore. They did for a minute, but you could say Ralphie man. They'd be like, oh, is that, you know,, he's proud like some and then he sells the fuck out. Well, he's an audience huge however long, you know. Yeah. If you build your own audience, like, that's a big guy that guy does like all mean, yeah, like and cocks, I can fucking fucking

quit. Take him like any place is he as famous? He's as funny, but not as famous. So his money is just in me. Well, you said it was all right. You said something I loved last night when we were talking about this. You said there were those that are famous. Yeah. Right, whether they be like Amy, with like new famous up in Comet Gabe,

you could call new famous. So you had like Louis or Louis Black or Chris Rock. Right. And then you said, we're the killers. We're the ones we kill when we work, but people don't necessarily know who we are. And we've had little, we've had breaks here and there where they see like, you and me and hefted last comic,

you did tour gaza, you know, Godfrey's done stuff, Ryan, you know, no credit, just stuff. No, no, Godfrey's done, I've done a lot of acting, you've done a lot of random acting roles, and I not dissing them. That's what he does a lot of Shittiest show ever the Sha Sha Kill a new show. Yeah, but when you're on stage When you're on stage you kill You know and that's well everybody in of it, but when you said it, I was like, yeah, that's a nice way to put it.

We're all kill it. I mean, look at this table. I have, I mean, everybody here fucking smashes. We don't fucking go up and, hey, who we smash. I think it's not in front of six people or fucking 20,000 people. There's no, it doesn't matter who's on before or after. How the show's been so far. Everybody here smashes. I think one of the most confused audiences was when me and me and Godfrey co-headlines and Addison. Remember that?

That audience was like, they weren't really sure which way to go. What to think. They were like, this is too much. This is too much. We had a good fun. Yeah, it was awesome. sure which way to go what to think they were like this is too much isn't too much much I wish the clubs were would do that more off the co-head line yeah I wish they would just do that I'm telling no no the money did not No you can't because of the money wise why it's because only because of the money they won't do it

I love to believe something all what what are you talking about Chaffee? I think now if you're a young comic listening to this, you have to form a comedy clan and a gang. You have to find it. If you're not more than five years ago, not so much. But you have that clan, and then that clan, everybody, promotes helps each other. That's what Rogan does with the Desquad guys.

That's what there's certain, you know, and we don't have that. That's not what we know, but that's always been. That's always something though. At comics of always. Right here, look at it, right now. Okay, look, I know you have from a few things. I just met you Eric this week.

I know Ryan, I know Garfrey, and I know Alonzo. But our thing right now, just from this interaction will be to promote you guys. When someone asks me about you, I'm gonna be like, half is funny, you're a fucking great guy. Eric, that motherfucker's funny, he's cool. Yeah, you know what I mean? But that's, so we're helping.

I didn't even say anything about Ryan, you gotta. Well, he knows. But you know what I mean? We toured together. We went like this. Yeah, well, he went. Ryan, he knows. But you know what I mean? Like, we toured together. We went like this. Yeah. But I mean, every time I bring any of you guys up, that's our responsibility to help each other out.

So if I'm going in front of audition, you know what I mean? Or if I have a show that I'm on, and you come in, this guy's fucking, so this guy's just good. Yeah, here's what I've seen about the cool headline, anything. There's guys that kind of blew up because they traveled, they traveled together, right?

So in some clubs, if you can't fill it and you go, you know what would be really good? Me and, you know, I can bring 500 people, this person can bring 500 people. We have a thousand. And now you're building that audience and your money goes up and stuff like that. Then the next time you, and now you're now you're building that audience and your money goes up Yeah, stuff like that then the next time you come back. Yeah, you're by your that's good. That's good. Here's a deal

I don't think people do that hang on one second. That's good when the club is a comedy club when the club is a restaurant Slash bar you look at some of these clubs now it what is it dinner theater? Yeah, every promise okay? So here's a deal. You know why they say that? It's, look, we're here to sell you food and drinks. As much as we are to have a show going on. So I need to make money Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. So you know what, dude? You can sell 500.

I can sell 500. We go in. I want a door deal. We'll come in on a Friday and do one-sh now. Fuck you. You got to be here Thursday through Sunday. I'd rather hang on, I'd rather give away all the tickets, or give a discount on all the tickets,

and get out, I'll fill the place without you. I don't give a fuck about you, and I will sell drinks, I'll sell $50 ahead on food and drinks. And those are the two of the things. When you go headline, they're going to be like, you have to get two plane tickets, two hotels. Two hotels, they don't want to do that. I'm going to take two things. And it would just be so much better shopping.

Remember, they're in the business when you look, obviously the improv is the biggest chain, but you don't get any chain of comedy clubs. They're in the business of selling the club. They don't want you to say, I'm going to see Bobby Kelly Friday. They want you to say, I'm going to the improv Friday or I'm going to the whatever Friday. But any other thing is when it comes to marketing, the best advice I got was from Adam Karola. And he said, you find your fans and you market to them. Yeah. Forget everyone else. Market directly to the people who are your fans. That's why I say to comics should I do a podcast?

Absolutely you should because it's the best social media for a comedian ever fuck Twitter fuck Facebook. You know why? I have 74,000 people on Twitter. Those aren't all my fans, okay? Because if it was I'd be selling out every fucking room I do. Right. Now here's the thing. You really won't 5% but my podcast if you actually have to work to get it, you have to go and download it, and you have to listen to it. So if you're doing that, you're a fucking fan. That's it.

Anybody who listens to this show is a legit 100% fan. A Bobby Kelly, but not LeBron James. Now, I love that he keeps bringing it, it's like a full show. It's a great call back. You're gonna keep doing it I've done some podcasts where I was surprised so surprised by the response Social media afterwards. Yeah, and you wouldn't even think I did like eddief's podcast with right and him and Jim Jaffrey That was big. That was a big show and it was like it was like told Jim

That was a big show and it was like it was like told Jim You know broke out on empty But what are these I think more than one second I'm gonna get the women I'm gonna get that I'm gonna get the women in the background of talk louder So I'll be right. We're not even they're not even getting picked up. I can hear them there a little bit And it's actually, you know, it's good. There's two major What's that my thing Mark Maris said there's a million people listening to podcasts Mark Maris said, there's a million people listening to podcasts. Yes. And it's the same million people to listen to all the podcasts.

Yeah, absolutely. Those are the, those are the, so but here's the thing though. Is that a mark and say this branch down further than that? If you can, if you can, if you can, if you can, if you can, if you can take these people, like I, look at I started my show here three years ago on my iPhone rich boss at a fucking cafe down the street I did my one of my first YKWD shows now there's you know over you know almost 70,000 people a week listen to this fucking thing that's crazy John heaven has a book on Amazon, huh?

But you know Here's the thing is it's the best it's the best Social media for me right because I'm going to I'm going to Twitter, and that's just going to get pushed down and pushed down. So, this, people hear it. Well, you know, Twitter, you have to just go by the percentage. You just go to percentage. Like, you know, even somebody like Justin Bieber, it's got 50 million Twitter followers. Right.

But he'll like, he might tweet something and get like, at most, 100,000 retweets. Well, that's the real audience. You know, that's the people that are actually paying attention. It's not 50. So for 50 million, you only get, you know, 100,000 or 200,000 sometimes, you know? Like, if you think about the most retweeted thing ever, at first was a, something Obama tweeted.

And it wasn't probably even him. And then it's like dancing. Now, the Ellen thing on, from the Osc Oscars was the most retweeted picture ever. Ever, right. Yeah. You know, but I'm saying like you would think that you'd go on Twitter and find out what's the numbers and it's not great. Yeah.

You know, even people that have millions and millions of. Well, I just said that's why TV is still what TV is. Exactly. Everyone jokes about network TV, but network TV is still so much bigger than anything else. I mean, look, you go on FX is pretty hot. Yeah, not compared to network. It's B.O. is pretty fucking hot. Oh, yeah.

Compared to network, a huge hit on FX would be canceled on network straight up. If we, the numbers are work, the numbers that work a haul, it's get the only network that we could probably be on is NBC. Right. and even still It would be a failure. Oh no absolutely, but here's a deal that's still a lot of fucking people It's a lot of people a lot of network TV and for a comedian network TV is still a lottery prize That's the lottery you hit the lottery when you get network TV you have hit the lot Here's the thing though. It's a lot harder to stay on there oh absolutely you know what I mean yeah it's a lot harder to stay on

there was he falling asleep you fall asleep got oh I was trying to catch him oh you're trying to catch him fall asleep hi listen we're gonna we're gonna wrap this thing up but here's I I think that I absolutely think that if you have you should do a podcast or do people's podcasts. Yeah, I do. Because you invited though, because, but most of them are in LA. You said they didn't get invited to take it. I know, man.

Wow, that was a real call, but I've never heard my feelings. That was a little shot call. What you want in their podcast, they may not want you on their podcast. You know, you want to add, you want to, you go, oh, I know these people have the podcast. But can I say something? I'll tell you a lot. I've been not asked back to radio when I first started doing open Anthony or radio. You want you go, oh, I know these people have the problem. But can I say something? I'll tell you a lot. I'm wondering. I've been not asked back to radio when I first started

doing an open Anthony or radio. I talked to Norton about this because you have to, like seriously, I tell you shut the fuck up or I bust your balls. You're my friend God for you. No, no, no, no. And I can do that shit to you. But honest to God, you have to learn how to do

a fucking podcast. A podcast is a radio show. And here's the thing. if you're just talking over everybody jumping in or stepping on other people's lines, the people that run those shows are gonna be like, I don't fucking want that motherfucker back, because what we do here, right, you can't hear it. When you listen to this, you can hear what,

and you just say, because I stepped on it. You know what I mean? Or you're too loud or you scream. I know people that have been asked back because their laugh was fucking fake and annoying. You know what I mean? Like seriously, people pick that shit up. Like, so you, you gotta try to be as you,

as you possibly can on radio, as, as honest as you can, but still be funny and entertaining, and then know how to do radio. Because radio is, you know, dude. Radio stuff we used to have guys, and I hated when we had comics on. Right, why?

Because some comics, a lot of comics hate doing morning radio, but here's why you do morning radio as a comedian. It's to put butts in the seat. Absolutely. So as much as it's 6.30 in the morning and you hear the guys go that you know the intern comes out And you're in the like the lunch room. Hey, I'm gonna need to like three leading questions like I just go Because I'm gonna give you the leading questions and the news girl's gonna talk over thing You have to bang it out and the people that grab the mic and go you know It's a funny my wife and you just literally take over take a show you put butts in the seats, but we had we had

Jimmy Walker and and he kid down a mic What kid down oh my yeah, he had his hood over his head. He had a tissue paper stuck in both nostrils Shows up and he's sitting there and we go so so you're at the thing goes. Yeah So what's going on? I heard the Yeah, I don't it's early, you know, I don't I don't really talk like that and they get him I'm like, inded right here. So, like, you're done. Yeah, yeah. Ryan shut it down.

Shut it down. But, I mean, have you, but people who come in and don't know how to do radio, don't use their headphones, right? So, or mouth breathers, or that, or the overtalk, like, I'll do radio and I'll start talking and then the news girl say something and the intern, and then I'll just stop talking because it's beyond annoying if more than two people

are talking. It's beyond annoying. And here's like, I learned this on ONA is that I used to just feel like I had to be funny, funny, funny. And then I was like, wait a minute, you know what? I can just stop and listen and wait for, like Ryan, you think that you're not talking on here.

It doesn't matter. Because when you, here's what, seriously dude, when you do, you think that you're not talking on here, it doesn't matter because when you, here's what, seriously dude, when you do, you say something funny. Like I tell people, hey man, people come to me after the show, I'm sorry I wasn't, you were you, stop apologizing, you did great because you're not like, I had Napar Gantion, he just waits until he has a good one and then he fires it

and then he shuts the fuck up Fucking perfect that's you. You know, did you have Lewis Gomez who doesn't shut the fuck off? I'm a little bit black has a lot. I'm a little spoiled or or it's kind of not right my brain We used to do you would do let's say a week of shows and then our program director would take segments from our shows Take it to a focus group right and then we'd have to go and watch the watch the focus group so you'd hear a conversation you'd hear so have fun what did you do over the weekend and then you'd see 30 people with dials and if you were like talking whatever you're talking about right they would go and then you would see

and then the guy would come back and go okay you guys Like Monica Lewinsky you have to stop talking about how she's fat because the women in the audience are like Hey, we don't care what you did don't talk about once you said so now my brain anytime I you know I kind of overthink things are going okay We're talking in circles or this this is relevant, or stuff like that. Well, I found a trick for me, like doing morning radio when you're on the road, doing that stuff.

I always tell myself, be familiar, like act like you're familiar with them. Like even if you don't know these people, I walk in like as if I've known them for 20 years. I gotta get, you know what I get? I get the information about the show. Is this a husband or wife? I listen on the way in. I'm clean, are they a little edgy? I wanna know what I get I get the information about the show is this some husband a wife I listen on the way a clean are they a little edgy?

I want to know what the fuck what I'm walking into as long as I know that I'm good and I don't care I don't give a fuck if oh they're just a husband a wife and they're very clean. I can work with you Now I know that let's go. I'm gonna talk about this this and this Sidekick some of the mind you don't crack have you done crackers like Bob and this morning radio. It's always like a weird guy his sidekick some of them are You done crack have you done crackers like Bob and Tom oh, Bob and Tom's great. It's that Because soon assholes and I was there to you. How long would you want lady warned me? I was a little bit they warned me the lady who runs it is a bitch I heard nothing but terrible shit about the show the music spreads by Robert Kelly and God fair enough.

I have a great time on Bob and I have a great time. I gotta say this real quick. Hang on one second. I've never been on the show. I am not speaking from first-hand experience. But I've heard fucking this type of shit, like horror stories. And I'm gonna tell you, my first- hand experience with Bob and Tom has always been great

and I've done the whole show. I've sat there for four hours. And the other thing is just what you said, half, I do that. I listen going in and then jump in and then if you comment on something they said 20 minutes before you got there, then you're part of the show. But Bob and Tom, you know, and again, different people have different experiences. And that's my first time.

I've had nothing but great time. I'm always invited back. I'll stay for the whole time, get invited. Where? It depends. And all over the country. And I'm like, the lady tells me, she goes, yeah, they're assholes. She was telling me, before she's taking me to make a, remember, they're assholes. It was telling me before she's taking me to remember their assholes It's probably Tom. They're not funny on that other dude that chip that dude that does the sports. He's a fucking dick

This is what she's telling me in his way. I said I said this how you talk Wow, you know, but you know something but no worse than all wait. Hold on Let I walk in and she goes and you you gotta have five questions prepared. Right. Okay, we're not just gonna be organic. I don't care whatever they talk about. I can just jump in. Right. Five questions, so they take me into this little booth,

give me the question, they gave me the questions. Right. And so I sit there and I go, I'm just gonna chill out and just chime in when I need to. Okay. And they sat there, they hadn't talked to me yet. They haven't talked to me. Pat Dixon calls in. Pat Dixon calls in. He's yet haven't talked to me Pat Dixon talk calls in

Pat Dixon calls and he's a regular there who's Pat Dixon? Pat the guy wears a suit. You know, yeah, Pat. I love Pat He's a regular. He's a yeah, he calls in and does like people do that all the time and stuff Okay, so I'm like Pat was a Cool whatever and so they don't talk to me yet The girl they're not saying shit to me yet, right? Not and then finally they asked me questions and shit like that And it was like really weak man. It was like they were like kind of like it was god for young to teach you some right now You gotta hold the mic. Okay. It was really the whole time. It was really I'm going up and down on you

It was really weak the way they don't like you because you know how the fucking hold the mic right Yeah, but there's a duty Chicago. I thought that was This but it worked man cow man cow man's man cow cow Radio I won't cow head is awesome man no man cows the one the best yeah He's no cow heads my man in Tampa. That's I love that dude I'm not The guy was they were shitty with me, but they they they found they ended up following me on Twitter I guess they like me, but I didn't do anything nasty. I was like, you have a man. They give me shit.

That's how I long for I can't remember it was 15 20 minutes. You see now that's a sign. I would say that they probably didn't like you, but I didn't really shit I didn't even do anything. Why? Because no, because not usually you're on there, but a lot of this job He's don't like comics sometimes they just come in Hang on. Let me let me speak about Bob and Tom because yeah, this is why it's so surprising you had that experience. Yeah, I find it's part of it is whoever took you there loaded you up negatively. Yeah, for you when it's there and it but the thing about Bob and Tom is and the genius and

this is why they've been on and doing so well so long. They're smart enough to let comics talk. They're like, look, we got a hit show. We got four funny people over here. Let them talk. Let them be funny. Bob and Joy invited me. Hold on. Hold on. Let me let me speak out because my experience on the show is completely different to New York. And from the first time I did Bob and Tom they let me run and they'd say something they'd go to you I joke about it. They go back and I was on the show three hours four hours. How many people you with it was just Bob and Tom No, there's there's always a girl three people I've been on that show with other comics I was on there once with an astronaut like you never know who's gonna be on bottom That was a most fascinating thing. It was like you're an astronaut like it was

I know I know for me I've never been on Bob and Tom but I know being on own a his fucking hurt me on I know certain radio shows because they do that Jacques Tobus show with a trash every radio show in the fucking country for a whole month so I know and I don't I don't I don't get into that radio warship I don't I believe if you're on the radio good for you And because that job for you good for you. Yeah, exactly this just good for you because this shit's hard as fuck to get paid at Yeah, there's gonna be none of them left very shortly They're all going to be gone and it's gonna be Ryan Seacris in every city, right? I'm really starting to they're all all those morning shows. And you think Tom Joyner,

clear champion, Tom Joyner, Stan, it's, it's, it's fucking nuts. It's going to be all syndicated. It's not going to be your local husband and wife team. If you're on a morning show, you know, you're going to be fired with and then technology is going to change it all. Well, dude, we're, we're, look, it, I got, I got one,

I was in a three, four, five, I got, I got four of the funniest guys on the four up at three in the morning. I got I got some serious funny motherfuckers at this table right now where you going you just lost why Just like that. What the fuck right? You understand now I'm right. looks like he's escaping I really love it right Just do that he's just like a biologist I've been sitting here for half an hour What?

You can't just get up like that Why can't I? Well you can but you should In the maverick we say the little boy Can I stand in his... Right Listen right Good night, Ryan

But you don't get up in a huff I didn't get up in a huff Wrap it up, wrap it up in a huff You literally in the middle of something Just get up and and was gonna walk away You put the mic on the fucking chair like somebody's dead. I thought you said there were four funny people and I was gonna be I was gonna make that appropriate Yeah, he was looking at me making a joke. Oh really was Eric. I was thinking about it

I was just looking for an hour. All right. Well, that's not your out sit back down She should be fuck down. Yeah, you were supposed to be here. I want to be here Go ahead. Here's a little show about it on television right now Here's a deal right you can't do that listen, but we're almost I'm not leaving I Breakfast after this I will never ask you to be on my podcast again. Are you happy? Does that make you happy? No, it doesn't make me happy I will ask you whenever you want it you can always come on my show Ryan this is like when we're trying to leave at dinner

Remember the night of 2025. We're gonna fucking wrap it up I got a picture with him. He said they were gonna invite you but the problem's like listen No, why would somebody why why would you go and fucking listen to radio in the morning to some fucking shitty husband and wife zushit when you could download a show like this with a bunch of funny mother fuckers nothing well here's here's what happens with and I'll make this quick cuz I know Ryan has to what I have to be here why do I have to be here why do I have to be here because

you'll I'll tell you I have to be here. Why do I have to go? I'll tell you When you would you know my friend. That's why I am your friend. That's it. That's it We'll play out the presence. Okay. That's it. That's the only reason I'm here That's it. The only reason why I want you here because I fucking I'm very fond of you You cuck suck up. Here's an apple with radio and comics 99% of every comic does bad radio and say, and the say stuff on radio that they shouldn't say. And then, so that's why now, if you'll notice,

if you do radio, they pre-tape it. They never used to do that. But there's like 20 guys that wrecked it for everybody. So now they pre-tape. And then, the thing called the people-meter kid. Right, yes. And the people-meter, they used to fill out out a journal and then you would send in the journal saying I listen to this station people filled out the journals

Thursdays. That's why most radio stations Thursdays would be the big Hey, don't forget to listen Thursday. We're gonna give it a thousand dollars because they want on Thursday You to remember the station there used to be a theme that then the people meter came, which you, it's like a little pager and it records what you're listening to. You don't have to fill out a journal, now the computer knows. But the weird thing about it is, when you're in brushing your teeth, the old days you used to listen to radio while you're in the bathroom, you have to physically be wearing this people meter. So nobody has it on when you're in your underwear in the bathroom.

So what would happen is, then the mornings you would walk in your dentist's office or whatever, all these easy listening stations then became number one. Like the urban guys used to go, we're number one, the WJLB and Detroit, we're number one, like the urban guys used to go, we're number one, WJLB and Detroit, we'll number one, and then the ratings changed because it was super easy listening. And then they realized talking that in because they could see when they had a comic on, or somebody talking, then they would be able to say, hey, at eight, twelve, you guys lost 25,000 listeners. Who did you have on and usually it was a comic or somebody talking? So then that's why when now if you do radio they go yeah, we're gonna do one segment where it used to be an hour. Yeah, but but

In reality if you listen like this podcast So bad oh, why did they not listen? They find that You know why because it's like? They just want to music. They found that they're going to find it one. Yeah, they found it one. You know why? But then podcasts like this, people will listen to this entire thing. They might not get in one chunk. Maybe they have a bar. What's your getting?

But it's also what John said. If you're a regular radio listener, right, and you turn on a radio one week, WK, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And the comics not funny. Then the next week, then the next week when a comics on, as soon as they say coming up comic blah blah blah, you turn to not because you're like, well, it wasn't funny last week,

you're not gonna, you don't pay attention to the fact that it's a different. So you're saying because of Joe Mattery's, we're not, oh, come on. We're not getting on radio. Yeah, it's the same way, it's the same way. I got a kid. How many people have you heard?

But your body kept on. How many people have you heard say like they were to show like, yeah, I came here last year in the comic sucked and they haven't been back but they didn't think it's a different comic. They just cross comedy club off and then on a random thing they came back and got a great comment. That happens at a restaurant too though. If you go to one restaurant and have a horrible meal, you're telling everybody how bad that meal was.

But you're not going that way. But that's the restaurant. That's not comedy clubs. If I read some shit, put it, I'm not going. But this comedy clubs have the same thing though. But if a comedy club, if you go to a comedy club, because it's an expensive night out, if you go to a comedy club and you don't know the comic and he's not funny, you blame the club. If you go to a comedy club because it's an expensive night out. If you go to a comedy club

and you don't know the comic and he's not funny, you blame the club. You don't go back to the club. Just like if you go to a comedy club and you don't know the comic and he's hilarious, you go back to the club. Yeah, but I've also been to comedy clubs like a few years ago. I've been to clubs and like somebody famous was there the week before and the only reason why they were there is because they were famous and you get people come and they come reason why they were there is because they were famous And you get people come and they come back and they say you know, they'll say things like man You know, you're real funny. Yeah, that's a different category that's not what I'm talking about because that because in that case They didn't just go to the comedy club. They went to see the famous person

I'm talking about when people just say hey, let's go to a calm let's go to the comedy club And they don't know who's there. Yeah, it happens. The only times I've gotten you, the only times I've gotten you were funny for like a whole hour. I'm like, that's what was fucking, because some guy did 35 minutes last week and he was mediocre.

Is there a pedoring out? Like Matt, the line up, me and Matt used to work together all the time. Old Matt used to say, he said, you know how fascinated these people are when they see this done right? Because so many times they haven't seen it done right, then they see someone do it right and they're like,

oh my God. That's 100 people aren't even right are selling out though, too. I don't know it could be like that. I love it. You would do this though, you go to a comedy club and I like to check the wall in light. I always check that.

And depending on the pictures, I go, I know what kind of club this is You know and when I see cowboy so I'm always calling out. I'm always calling out Oh, he came so you mean you can't how come Robert Kelly if I see If I see if I see too more if I see two more puppets. I shut up. I'm fucking If I see two or more puppets, I shut up. I'm fucking talking to like, it is not a deradiant. Yeah, let him talk and then I start talking and you just keep going. Yeah, but no, we're given take on you're going to learn to do that.

That's why you're not on Bob and Tom. They don't like you. Because you weren't given a take. Okay, Bobby, let's wrap it up. So right, listen, look, it's this isn't my fault, is it? Yes. Because we're going to talk for another at least 45 minutes, but now no nothing's your fault You get the fuck dude everybody loves you. You're fine listen bro. I that's very interesting shit I didn't know about that people meter. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's crazy But that's ratings and radio I just what all the easy listening stations and yeah, the talk. They're also easy to listen to though

But if you listen to pot people listen along podcast that a pot. We gotta go. But no, I lost it just a pun. Yes I'd never seen fucking Ryan Hamilton mad ever I'm out of here literally He was like I'm out of here literally I thought we said He was gonna call his people he was actually gonna call his people and ask how he got booked on something like By your people we mean people from Idaho Don't get mad again. You fucking psycho Jesus

Trying to make a joke. While you're jokes scared people. Right. Yeah. But that that's listen, we're gonna fucking wrap this up. We've been going for an hour 40. I want to thank you guys for coming on the show. This is the first YKWD from JFL 14. You're welcome. Yeah. Yeah. No shit. Right. I should because you're on fucking a TV show that i've never watched i brought some credibility to this panel well isn't really i in a vague black white mexican arab sort of way i uh thank you i appreciate that let's uh i i go through the room usually

at the end of the show and it's whatever you guys want to plug please plug goffrey what do you got man oh man got got got for the comedian is my's my website, got for the comedian on Twitter. God, that I can, I really, next time you're on the show, we're talking about how awful that show you're on. Oh, the sack. Have you seen the shack show he was on? It's terrible. I did mom's season.

Please, Google it. It was, though, it was so bad, it was interesting. You have a smell of smell that's so fucked up, like I need to smell this all day That's how fucked up the show Yeah, man, it's like a fat girls camel toe. You just have to keep no All right, what do you got check out what isn't I'm sorry, don't take out the shak show Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Are you tired of shit Ryan go done Ryan what you got? You got your guy my daily podcast three hours Me yeah Ryan here. What it sounds like back here's what it sounds like it

No Bobby's doing my podcast John's doing the vacuum I got Ryan Hamilton live calm one of the funniest guys I love you so much buddy. I love you too. I'm freaking hilarious. Thank you. I'm on the table. What do you got? Go ahead with some energy. Um, Eric Griffin with a K-E-R-I-K Griffin dot com at Eric Griffin on Twitter. I'm on Instagram. I'm on Snapchat. Damn. I'm on Tinder. I say you're picture my chick. Link's in the chat. Yeah, please do I take all picks Season five of workaholics is coming your way I take all pics take I can't what do you play on workaholics? I play Montez on workaholics and what a weird character. Yeah, so I Fancy no, they hear me right now. They're like oh, I'm shit. I can't wait to see it now

I love I love I you know, I don't watch that many shows, but what I love when I meet so many on a show and then I get to watch You look at the left half what you got. So here's what you can do if you're in your early in your early 20s. Right. You selling funnestime chairs? I'm just trying to, you know, just perform a little and have some energy. So everybody listening to this doesn't fall into some slime-

I'm vitamin, man. You're actually giving them something you've been out running. I know. I'm a sell-out. I'm a sell-out. Did you go to a sell-out? Hey, I'm a sell-out.

I know. Don't you guys have to perform at Largo or something where people don't sell-out? Anyway, so I have a book on Amazon. What don't you guys have to perform at Largo or something where people don't sell out anyway So I have a book on Amazon fucking rubble over your head I've got an Amazon just type in John have for an in their stuff What's the book about the book is called I come to you from the future It's advice for guys in their 20s and 30s really cuz I was 20s funny book. I read it for guys in their 20s and 30s. Really?

Because I was 20s and 30s. Funny book, I read it. I read it. I'm going to buy it. It's $10. $4 on Kindle. Shit, I'm going to buy nine of them. Just give them the random gifts.

Put on your Kindle. I'm actually going to buy the Kindle with it. Jesus Christ. Let's see. The book comes from you. My book is. My book comes with gum. What the fuck? you self publish that?

Yeah, that's right. I'm a famous time to get a book deal. I'm proud of it. Are you top lit? What do you get? Website is AlonsoBoden.com Twitter is AdalonsoBoden. Yep. And what I got coming up next month, I'm going to go to Cleveland

and do hilarities. I'm going to stop by and see LeBron get a picture with him And Please are you just banging the road? I'll become the show and doesn't laugh He'll laugh cuz you'll say you go to a VIP event and it was a fat white guy I remember I want you guys you'd be so happy to go check out my book on Amazon. I would sign an enchuster No seriously cheat A real publishing company. It's one of the big four, they call it. CBS.

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