Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Keith Robinson - Master of Chaos

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

Use the code (YKWD) and Mybookie will double your first deposit at (https://bit.ly/MB_YKWD) We're joined by Keith Robinson the day after he and Bobby taped an outdoor special for HBO Max! We hear who killed, who bombed and why Keith says Rachel Feinstein is a bad mom! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're going blind. I'm keeping my team down. Your team's podcast is so fun and crazy. And there's no rules. I'll help you on winning this. First of all, I'm gonna have a first-sorry It's a comedy podcast. This is an NPR. That's the podcast done. Is there any better show?

This is the original original. What are you doing Keith? What are you doing? Why is your fucking mug in the camp? I'm not in the camp. Why will we cannot be like this? What do you? back. Why will we cannot be like this? But you leave me alone. He's exhausted. He thinks he's got probably cancer. I speak Keith. Are you speak Keith? What did he just say?

Because I don't understand. He's exhausted because he has to get up all the time and night to pee. Right. We'll stop drinking wine like it's fucking water. I think of water getting all through the night. I got water. I'm pretty clear. That's what they say

How are you how are you Six months into this fucking thing and you still sound like shit and You're fucking look like crap. What is going do you want me to come to your house and set something up for you? No, he doesn't want to do this. No, don't you do. We can't. We can. We're so. What's your sound from.

That's back in the day. This is what everybody would say. Let the women. Let Gabby run. Well, I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh my god. Sorry, but I'm really. Oh, Gabby. What? What? That's a. Gabby and a bunch of women.

Men aren't not supposed to jab that much. Ah. You just say women aren't supposed to jab that much. No, he says women with three women. So what did I tell him now? Women are not supposed to yet. Men are not supposed to yet that much. So women are supposed to. When I was in the house with my mom and all

on my go to the table, and I try to get on on it. So I said, Oh, what else happened? And my mom was smack me from the table like shut up and stop being a woman. And I'm okay. Then I learned that man. I'm supposed to talk that much. Keith just wants another gossip. What? I wish I could slot me in the mouth right now. I'm fucking love you. I would listen to him just yell at me every day. yellow me every day. It's not through that. Now you know, Mike, let's talk to it. Listen, I'm.

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I mean, you, you, I pad is so far away from you. Half of your head is out of the fucking shot. I mean, my iPad is so far away from you. Half of your head is out of the fucking shot. I mean, my head is out. You're on the... Oh. But who backlight? Who backlight? What are they doing?

What are you telling me to make my shit? I was having it perfectly when I had it the way I wanted to have it. Then fucking that little Mexican fucking started yapping from the heavens. Hey, put the mic on there. Fuck that man. Stick with it. Yeah, I'm up in heaven with black Panther. He says I don't like you.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, good. Wakanda for that. Well, my God. Oh. Hey, good. Well, what's up? What's up, young man? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? a grumpy old man, okay? Just a grumpy old man. You never, we used to walk in the cellar, Calta. Hey, what's up, player? What's up? What's up, young buck? Hey, woo, hey, and you walking now, he just stares at you like my grandfather the last year of his life. But I'll tell you what, he still lies. Yesterday, he calls me out, we talk, we'll go to this gig. We're going to the, exactly, Kermudgeon. That's what you are. Kermudgeon, you're a Kermudgeon.

I'm a Kermudgeon. So we go to this gig. We did the Colin Quinn, put this show together on HBO Max, Colin Quinn put this show together on HBO Max, me, Keith, Rachel, Voss, Bonnie, Dan Soder, Chris Sam J and Marina. And basically you show up in this cameras roll and they got all the backstage smashings and I mean, a lot of it was just us being us backstage fucking being awful. I mean the amount of fat jokes that I got. I had to go to a meeting last night when I got home at one in the morning. I had to find some type of help. Okay. And then

And then he just does not fat joke. Just just me. Just the fact I'm eating. Can you just hold your iPad near you? And you're eating. Talk close to the iPad. You're too far away. You're on the iPad first generation. Oh, all right. So anyway. You're in an iPad first generation.

All right, so anyways, so then that's fine. Do it that way. So anyways, it's at a drive in in Brooklyn on the water. The hot, the backdrop, the backdrop is the the backdrop is the fucking skyline of Manhattan. Right. And they bring in I think 50 or 60 cars. There's a stage,

Vos is hosting. We all go up and, you know, with smashing each other, then you go up and do time. Smet, you know, so they're getting the back, the backstage the whole time. So while you're on stage,

they're a little recording people just trashing you. While you, there was no, there was no positivity. Right out of the gate Keith goes, uh, I had who's going to bomb. And no columns like, let's take bets. So we took bets cash money, Voss lost on the bombing, by the way. Who bombed first? Well, Voss was hosting, okay? But Voss always finds a way, I don't know how he does it, to pull it out.

You know what I mean? He wound up doing crowd work with cars. I don't know how he did. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So, and then you go on state, what's that? There's a Voss who bosses on fire the whole night? Boss, he came always.

Yeah, he must have taken a nap. He had some vitamins. It blew shoes matching his blue hat. It was the thing. Your piss me off. He had a mask that mask shit and it was too small. Yeah, his ears, his fucking ears were bent down. It was infuriating his dumbass.

Yeah. So that, I mean, he's, he's, he's tre- there's a doctor that's supposed to on camera. Give us this talk and tell us so you can kind of catch the problem of. Yes, serious. the pulmon of Syria. Right up. Make sure you wear your mask to the guy that we're buying. But boss was yapping so much. Go about. He literally was smashing the guy. What do you say? Well, what was the lot? Everything is hair is close. And then Colin said, all right, let's get to it.

If you could wish Corona on anybody, who would it be? Doctor went that by right there. Right there. That guy pointed right at us. No hesitation. I'm not talking. I'm doctor went him right there It was an amazing show everybody did great some better than others, but listen the thing is Tell me who shit the bet. Yeah, I

prayed that Chrissy do fail last night. Well, you have a close connection to God. No. You should pray for other things right now. And let Bobby get his dream watch. Yes, that's right. That's friends. And let Keith get a new microphone. Oh, let's keep. Oh, something. Oh, no. What do you need, Gabby? What do you need? Say it. I want a hot and handsome. What? Oh, yeah, I want a big

honkin pair of tits. Wish for it. You should wish for a medium parrot. Now, you get a big parrot tits, you'll fall over. You should wish for some tits. Thank you. Yeah, you should just wish for a beat to sting one of your tits. I listen. So fucking, this is the deal though though Keith the night before stupid. This this how yeah this is how he talks to you by the way, I stupid.

I gotta explain to my son that stupid coming from Keith is a term of endearment because Max at after the barbecue was going, hey stupid. No, no, no, no, no, no, not you. That's the way he talks. That's the way of an old grumpy, curmudgeon talks. Right. Because we should meet up at the, we should meet at the cell, we'll drive over one car together. I was like, yeah, no problem, I'll pick you up. So I'm driving in this traffic. I'm gonna be, I call them 10 minutes late.

Three, I'm gonna be there at 310. We're supposed to be at 3. I show up, I pull up in the bike lane in front of the Sella this clock suckers got a champagne and order a hamburger I'm like we gotta go he's like ah pull up come on over come on over me where I'm on fighting with five in Pull up come on over come on over me where I'm I'm fighting with five in five Indian traffic cops keep coming up You got to go you're on bike lane. You got to go. I'm like I'm wait. I keep going my friend. He's handicapped. I'm just waiting Oh my God. I learned that my actual life. So anyway,

is he finally gets it. I pull around the corner. He gets in the car at 350, 350, no hamburger. I go, where's the hamburger? He goes, ah, fuck it. It ain't coming. So we waited for nothing. I don't believe I believe he ate the hamburger. So then I go on ways, Google, I go on ways in Google, I type in the address, it tells me to go a certain way. The whole time, stupid, take it right. You're going the wrong way, dummy. I've been going in for 50, 50 years.

I've been going stupid. I would give anything for Keith to be my fucking GPS voice. I'd be like, my the fucking, I can lay everything in dumb bastard. I would give anything for Keith to be my fucking GPS voice Read it up you late mother fucker Late everything had done bastard You went the wrong way again stupid How mean on them fucking chip your fat fuck take a left right here jackass Your mother's fat stop you're right you arrived The whole way he's fucking any traffic we hit.

He's going see look at this shit now. God damn. I just waited 50 minutes for this fuck We literally made it to Brooklyn in 25 minutes. I mean zoomed Fucking zoom there then we pull into the lot. And I'm like, do we go here? Just pull in, stupid. So he panics me. You get the nervous.

Oh, he's having a bad, you know, stepfather. So he reminds me of Billy. I'm like, OK, and I parked the car. And then I find out that we could park right at the gig. So he's like, ah, dummy, you should have parked over here. I'm like, I would watch a show with just the two of you driving for an hour in rush hour traffic every day. And the show will be called.

And just the noises that they make. And it's literally like driving with a guy, just the noises that they make. Ah, and... Eeeh! It's literally like driving a guy, an old guy back in like the 50s. Every girl you drive by, look at that. It's like, it's relaxed. Ha, ha, ha. Look at that.

If you're in the back? If you're in the back, if you're in the back, if you're in the back, if you're in the back, if you're in the back, if you're in the back, if you're in the back, if you're in the back, if you're in the back, be sitting so close to each other. I wouldn't be driving. Then we get there. We're literally pulling up and we're walking up and he's yelling at me. This camera's going.

They have cameras going. He's yelling at me. And I don't really I see the camera that the last second but I go hurry up. And then I turn I see the cameras on my car fuck. They get me yelling at an old guy who had a stroke who's walking on the street and I go hurry up. He's like I'm coming stupid. How was the show? You feel good? The show was good. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that.

I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that.

I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm not sure how to do that. I'm saying comedy wise. You were headlining. I'm saying from the player. I technically wasn't last, but I was last. The short and short. Gotcha. Gotcha. When will we get to see this? I don't know where HBO Max. Order up a new fucking HBO to watch. Yeah, I mean, you got an password. Yeah, what a boob. It's a girl who actually I was talking to callin' about it.

And he explained to her, listen, yes, we can do a show. But he was like, I want to get real funny. I want to get these guys off stage. I want people to experience what it's like before you see these specials and it's just give it up with this guy, give it up for her and that you see them just killing, doing that I want people to see what it's like to do one of these shows. I want people to see what it's like to do one of these shows.

I want they should have started that in your house and you go on a pickup Keith and that whole thing that would have been great. I'm not driving a woodbridge to go get fucking Keith. I'm saying good in the car with you drive to the seller and then wait for your fucking waiting for Keith. That would have been great. It would have been boring because it would have been me just relaxing. I had a couple nice conversations with good friends about nice things. And we I drove and it was a really peaceful, beautiful car ride into the city.

I pulled up and saw fucking wine sip and swirling asshole, fucking just sitting there going, come on, get over here. Yelling at me like an Uber driver. Oh. Anybody know Robert Kelly? No, he's not calm and cool and collective. If you ever drove a Robert Kelly, he's yelling at people, he's squirming in and out of traffic.

Fuck you. You're not. Listen, you might have a point, He's squarming it and out of traffic. Fuck you. You're not. You're not. Listen, you might have a point, but the fact is, okay? So then, so then we go back, we do the show. This is what a piece of shit teeth is. You know, shit. We're literally, we're at the gig. We're a block away.

I'm taking a right and then a left into the parking lot. Rachel calls me. Hey, where are you guys? I go, what are you talking about? Keith said you're going to pick me up. Oh, oh, not what he does, Mike. He fucking doubled down and lies and says, Bob, Bob wouldn't stop. He blamed me.

Bob hates Jews. He fucking blamed me. He fucking blamed me. He fucking blamed me. Bob hates Jews. He fucking blame me. I'm like, Rachel, but for some reason people leave Keith, he has some spell over people that I think that they think he's an honorable guy. I don't know what fucking magic. You're not on. I'm sure they go on Rachel. He didn't tell me at all. And then we hang up with her and it goes, I go, why would you lie? Why would you just,

we could have picked her up and go, ah, she's stupid. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Liz, I go, Liz, Keith wants a hamburger. Of course, the one he never got. Give me the salad and the wings, right? She's like, all right. And then Vos is like, can we get a seizure set? Fucking, Liz goes, no, fuck them. I'm not telling them they have to look at the menu. No, we keep getting the call.

We drive to the seller. I parked the car the whole way. I asked stupid, park overhead dummy. Take it right here, stupid. Yeah, you can park it. I'm doing all the time. I mean, it's just a fucking smashing of your self-esteem. I'm 50.

I am a son and a wife. I own a house. I'm being yelled at. I feel like, I, I, I'm yelled at. I feel like I'm just an abused kid that he adopted because he needed somebody to help him drive him around. Uh, uh, to get a seller of foods weight and all of a sudden Rachel pulls up in an Uber.

She's like, what the fuck? What happened? I go, what are you talking about? He said, I could come with you guys again? He goes he did it again. I go Rachel. He never told me goes. Ah she never said that Do it With you answer. Rachel was drunk.

She was very drunk last night. She had a lot to drink. And you know, everything was. Everything was going because she won't make up stop. Rachel will make up stop. And I didn't remember it. Like she said. I told you something and she never told me. So she's alive. Rachel is a liar. I'm a jerk at family. I don't know what, do you understand what he's doing?

I don't know what to believe. Right. It's hard. Okay, so, because I believe Rachel's a good person. I believe Keith is, is, is, is. Rachel is not a good person. No, I believe. I say it is.

Good. Let me see it. I need to say it is. Hmm. Rachel is a bad lover. We have a new born She's that mother. I'll put it out there. You are a sick human being. He might be right. Is she breastfeeding? No, dude, what is it have to do with that?

I don't know. I'll go on your system if you're breastfeeding. I just want you to get the overview of Rachel, who Rachel really is. Listen, listen, Michael, I think this is it. I go on stage. I come off stage, right? Right. Look, I mean, Keith, I fucking killed, right? So I come off stage. I walk up to the group of comedians and Bonnie and Voss, and they're all going, hey, what happened to the mic? I'm like, I don't know the group of comedians and Bonnie and Voss and they're all going,

Hey, what happened to the mic? I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, the mic did the mic cut out. I was like, no, no, I didn't. I was one horn that fucked up when I was, she goes, oh, we, the mic, the whole thing cat out. We couldn't hear it. So I was like, I don't know, I walk away.

Rachel, this is what a good person Rachel is. She comes up to me. She goes, Bobby, you did, you killed. You did so good and it bugged everybody so much that they pretended to, that the mic cut out because they didn't want you to, they didn't want you to, they didn't want you to feel good. So they were, this is, this is this keep Robinson, Ron, him and follow him and Rich, I enjoyed every bit of it.

Or it's all the state he's going to think he'd kill. And you know, he's going to come walk in and look for some sort of appreciation. Fuck him. Or was Rachel just so drunk, she thought she heard your set. Rachel. Rachel. Rachel. Rachel walks up, Bobby.

I can't. I can't do it. You did great. They just trying to be me and you and I can't do it to you. That's what type of person Rachel is. What a jerk. So, so then we go to the seller. To cockback the joke. Yeah, we have a fun and she's going to get in there. No, Bob, you dig right. Well, she did. You fucking is nice as she was. She didn't even give her a ride into the fucking seller. Mike, he never told me we were driving her in the cellar. She lives five minutes from the venue. I don't believe in anything she says now. So, so we get to the cellar. Rachel pulls up all fucking like, what? Now everybody understands

what I said about Rachel. She, she busy body. She had a fairs with fun and we were having a good time smashing sand that Robert Kelly like, oh man we didn't hear it. We what happened? And he thought he killed you could hear that and I killed I killed but he had that thing in his head and we come again. Did'm really killed. What are you talking about? Listen, I'm just going to shout out anything. Listen, I'm just look, I had the set of the night, I'm just going by what the producer said, that's all what I said, just what the producers said, as I walked off and all the all the messages I got

today, I mean, Lou was there last night. Lou, you can chime in if you like. But anyways, so anyways, this is what happened. You know, as a set of the night, I had a set of the night. Yeah, you were good, but you were a little... I was told that everybody, I got a so many, if you could have stand in horn

Ovation, that's my guy. I got a stand in horn What is that like is everybody's lays on the horn? That is standing for no vision Count the I got horns windshield wipers and a couple of a couple of exhaust pumps. I got a couple of time and chains were loose. I got five in of time and chains were loose. I got I got five in three of lights. The process everywhere.

So I got seven high. So anyways, boy, let's ask let's ask the heart, Lou, don't fuck around. Be just beyond it. Just write one thing, no other word. Tell us. Bobby. Did Bobby do better or do Keith do better? Just write Bobby or Keith and that's it. Don't say anything else.

Lou is dressing the fuck out right now. Just put a B or a K or a B for kids. The dick. You know, as she says Bobby and keeps going to turn on. I never fucking like a little. I always take the good parking space. Oh, oh,

come on, come on, come on, so anyways, so it doesn't even end there. This is what shit friends we are with terrible people. So we go to the seller, Rachel comes up, then of course, Voss comes up,

staring at your plate of food, and then his hand, all we, if this French fries are potato chips, Voss's hand like a crane game at Denny's will just come in and grab them and take them out. Right. So then Voss Bonnie and they had Reina, the kid, right? And their kid is so mean so bought there's

not enough room me and boss so they had to go sit over at this table because you're gonna do four to time for tops so me and Keith were over here already and they went over there Rachel sat with them all of a sudden Rachel comes over she's almost in tears she's like what the fuck tears she's like what the fuck Yeah, the kid That kid is like the fucking daughter from Beeljuice That she goes Reyna will like what's wrong. She's like I don't know Reyna was just really mean to me

I don't know why she asked me what my daughter's name on it. I said, Frankie, and then she's like, why Frankie? Why would you name a kid Frankie? That's like from the fucking 80s. Why would you? And then, Rachel was like, I started explaining, well, you know, because my grandmother, and then I'm like, what the fuck am I explaining this

to an 11 year old woman? She comes and sits with us because she can't handle an 11 year old. They should have mic'd up the kid and out of made all the comic cry. Everybody was scared of fucking the boss's kid. That's so funny. Why is she so mean? Look at her fucking parents. Look at her home life is like. That kid's mean is every time she eats in a dining room, she's mean? Look at her fucking parents. Look at her home life is like.

That kids mean because every time she eats in the dining room, she's got to look at those ugly fucking paintings that Rich is so proud of. Oh, God, he's fucking his goddamn a museum of fine art living room. Bugs should not be his yard sale fine art. El paro de sal, final. Um, ¿cuál es el paro de 40 grand? ¿No? No creo que eso es. ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Qué es eso?

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Good thing his name was a Nick. Oh. Oh, shit. It was fucking. I mean, last night, I don't know what I don't know how they're gonna air this shit. It was so mean, so fucked up. It was such a fucking brutal. All the stuff they got off camera was so brutal. I don't I Don't know how they're gonna air that a how I hope it's not too inside because people like fluffy shit, man This is not gonna be fluffy. I don't know think all the people I loved You know what he called was that show that you guys all dead the when we fucking the one that was on T and Comedy Central The one thing guys all shit on each other when we fucking the one that was on the and comedy central.

The one thing guys all shit on each other. So I would just be can well, why would you give it to him? Make him get it. What are we? What are we? Is fucking Wikipedia. Sorry to cherish to killings Bobby. Does that my I didn't do that's my true feelings Bobby. Hey, boss, It's so funny because boss

Boss messed up Rachel's name. What do you say? Back in you said fiddle steam of some shit. I don't know I don't know Boss is the worst intro ever his his I've done the tonight show we've all done great amazing we got amazing titles we've been and Vosible like I was one of my favorites. I like this guy. That's not a credit. That's it. That's a discredit actually. I don't need Vos's opinion on anything. Oh my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll take Sam Jay. Sam Jay did fucking knock it out of the park. She killed it, but it was so funny. Last night was such a fucking. There's no way that you can live a spiritual, healthy, meditation, recovering life and be friends with the friends that I have. No, it's impossible. It's impossible Because I don't care how many meetings I went to how long I meditated how

How how much I talked to people about life and sobriety and how good how many books I read that day as soon as I sit down next to Keith Voss Bonnie Colin Rachel nor any of them. It's out the fucking window. The self-esteem's on the floor and you just fight into survive. Yeah. Oh, is what you deserve. Lou said it's not. Lou said not.

Sam J. Lou, just tell us who it is. Keith of me. Just go. Don't go. Don't even do it now. My self-esteem has already took a hit with Sam J. No more.

Hey, can you open up the blind so we can see the lady putting out our garbage? What? Behind you. You don't live in a, what is it? The second floor of a fucking condominium. All right, it's not a paradise. You could see Scott's. I guarantee you're in a nursing home right now.

I guarantee you have one recliner. A lamp and TV. That's it. It's a. I don't know we're looking forward to. Yeah, we can hear you better. Yes. Yeah, there you go. How you doing, Gravy? Gravy, what's up?

Keith loves me. Gabbo. Look, Gabby. Hey, Keith. Come on, Lou. Who is better? Lou, who was it? Hey, Keith, it's so funny that you finally just hold up fucking 40 minutes into the show, you finally get

your shit ready. Yeah, ready to go now. Let's go. Let's go. I'm not having a party started right. You just ate an edible and a hit mid show. I want to last time keep this on the show. I got in a big fucking blue. Come on. Just say it. Just do it so we can move on.

Let's go. It doesn't matter. He's not going to care. No, it's a real. Oh, matter. I mean, we love each other. Everything is good. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I like, I'm breaking the rules. Who was there? Alexia. Alexia. Alexia. Alexia. Alexia. That's who Keith calls Alexia. He calls it Alexia because

everybody else has some fucking corny white woman that goes hang on Keith has a stripper from fucking New Jersey name Alexia What's up daddy? That's got two bullet wounds, but she gave me a drink whenever I want it. Oh, you're here. I love you. I love you more. You know that. Hello, I've always loved you.

Lou, you know I love you more. I'm so much Lou. I'm pretty smart. You know, I love you more than both of those guys. So just tell me who was and I'll be happy to break the news for them. Yes. So anyways, we last time Keith was on, I got in trouble because I called Martin Luther King fat. True feelings, Bobby. But much can you bring up.

Listen, listen. Dr. Bush bring up the link. Everybody said that I'm going to the close a lot. Dr. King. Show me one in shape person in his family right here. Rosa Parks is bull. I got everybody's chubby in his family. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it.

I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it.

I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. I'm not sure if you can see it. It looks like white, like Bobby. He looks like Cleveland. Showed that shit. Dr. King weighed like 175. How do you know that? I looked it up. He had he had fat days. There were days, there were times where he was fat of another. He'd go all that walking though and he slimmed down.

All his marches got the pounds off him. Yeah, but he, but now he was in. He was, I guess he would have been fat. He was on the oppression diet. He would have been fat if, if he didn't get assassinated assassinated. Yeah. He probably was headed towards that. Right. But he wasn't back. Right.

Well, all right. 180. So my doctor was. He was chubby. Can we say chubby? He wasn't. Why did Mike pull up the, you know, the image of Dr. King? Right. He was pulled out the fat family.

You can see it. Yeah, but that's like the clumps. So it's called, it's called Martin Luther King's family, the clumps. But they are big. It's called Martin Luther King's family the clumps Oh Martin Martin Martin again

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Little chubby fatness in the word I would use in the scribe So Keith last night last night did she text you Lou you got to do it. Let's go get it out Keith last night, what do you think about the show do you think I, I mean, do you like it? Do you think it's going to be a hit? Oh, shit. God damn it. Well, he's back. He's not back. He froze again. I'm in a city.

We know it's from being so high on the penthouse. Right. You're in the clouds. Your attitude is shitty. Oh Gabby would have done well last night. Gabby Gabby Gabby would have done well last night because you couldn't hear the laughter. So fuck you. I should have never expected that to be a compliment. Gary. Keep things to get some of that just for men. Most guys. there you are. Oh, Jesus Christ. Do you have internet? I've been.

That's not my internet. There's your internet. Oh, everybody here is fucking. Were y'all on it? On a gathering talking. Yeah, we I said Gabby would have done great last night, because you couldn't hear the laughter. Don't talk about my Gabby.

Hey. What? Keep some my side. Keep some my side. So anyways, last night, that was a weird part of up being on the thing. That's fun. Is iPad is having a stroke. I got another. Lou. Come on, Lou. I can't wait for this show to come out. I'm going to be talking to the show still going to be on the air by then. Let me know who is funnier. Just type K or B.

I got to go. So it doesn't matter. Say what you want to say, Lou. No, we got to say in front of Keith. You can't wait until the key gets off and then say Bobby, because then I don't believe that. Bobby did do better. And I got more horns. I know for a fact that got more horns. Yeah, because you made it up the stairs. They were proud.

Those were proud horns. That was like that was an accomplishment. You were getting accomplishment horns Dude I got fuck I got horn breaks inside of my jokes. I fucked up one of my jokes. I was getting so many horns Dude I had a boat I had a boat. I had a boat. I had a boat for my people came out of the car for me. They came out of the car. And it wasn't even allowed out of the car. They came out of the car and start.

They trying. They were going to help you back down the stairs when you had done. How funny was it, Christy had to go first though. Oh, he took it nice one. Oh, she said it. She said you. Why? She said you. Oh, she said F and then you. Yeah, but that's my nickname.

Oh, all the F was for Fadi. Yeah, but that's my nickname. Oh, oh, the app was for fatty. Mike just did fat on fat crime. I don't like it. This is the worst part about it. This is the worst part about last night. I literally stepped on the scale yesterday. I was 290. So I went from 335 to 290 pounds. I'm about to break to, I'll be, I'll see an 8 on the scale to soon, right? So I go in, I'm feeling good. As soon as I get there, it's non-stop fat jokes. And this is the worst part. At least Keith doesn't apologize when he does a nice fat joke. He just goes, ha ha ha. Yeah, fatso. Right. Bonnie and Vance will fucking do fat jokes and then go,

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. It's a fuck you. Just do the fucking jokes. Stop making me feel like a fat person. Like I don't give a shit, but it did hurt a little bit. I'll be honest with you at the, at towards the end, it did hurt a little bit. Well, you got, you got mad at yourself. We eaten too many french fries last night. Oh, that's not a whole 30. First of all, you're rat. You're a fucking rat You know that

Yeah He was fries. First of all, you can have french fries. Potatoes are on the whole 30. Not not two orders. Are they crinkly or straight? No, they're all fine. No, no, they have that one's that one's Bob had like three basses of fries. You never gonna see an eight that way. Fuck it. You know what? You're a big.

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fucking Christ what a shit fucking asshole really just an asshole I spent all weekend with him too at the fucking pick it. We went to the stand together. This is key. Yeah, the stand was fucking fun now. Yeah, what's fun, but I was over seven there and finally broke through.

Yeah, he did well with me. Yeah, he did. Well, with me. Yeah, you did. Yeah, after I was just bombing, bombing, bombing, because I got to the outside ground. Yeah, it's, it's weird, right? Because you're out. So it was me, it was Keith,

then me, Voss, and then Bonnie. And we all go up and then Bonnie's up. We're across the street by the bikes. And Keith goes, eh, how much Bonnie's gonna take a hot one in front of this sidewalk, crowd? He's the meanest fucking person ever. And poor Voss, poor boss, poor boss is like, what, what, what?

And Keith is just going to add in the first one. That's stunk. We're laughing so hard across the street. Poor boss had to walk away. Just looking right at us. Oh. Wow, fucking Christ. Just ruthless, ruthless fucking cocksuckers.

We all are. It's a terrible, terrible group of people. People don't like us. I've been in AA meetings where like comic AA meetings and other comics from the West Coast literally talk about like, oh, you East Coast comics are mean. And it's because of that man you're looking at right now. I'm a very nice guy. I'm a very nice person. And I'm loving, loving and caring.

I feel it. I forget. Colin Quinn, I gotta call Colin. Colin called, Colin said what you were last night and it was exactly true. I'm calling him right now. He fucking pinpointed you. He said, you know what Keith is?

And I said, what? And he goes to this and I went, Oh my God, that's exactly what you are. And you used to do it with Patrice. And now you do it with me and everybody else. And he sit back in the cut and you watch the fuck everybody just tear the room down and fucking are mean to each other. And it's because of you. Because one time you fuck he's not answering. This is what Keith does. Well, I'll be sitting there and then Keith will go,

eh, look at this fucking, look at this fucking. And you'll be like, yeah, yeah. And then you start going at it and you start tearing that part and then other people join in. And then they'll start fighting with me and someone starts trash and then we're all trying. And he's sitting there like just sipping his wine on. An instigator.

An instigator. Yeah, but it's worse than that. It's worse than that. He's. That's not he. Yeah, I just want to, I want to see camaraderie between friends. That's all.

I want to see everybody get together and have fun. Lou, we got six minutes, Lou. Six minutes. Six minutes and we gotta go. Then we fucking just know. Tell us. I'm so glad Chris you did take a shit. No, I'm going Lou.

But now listen, I love Lou. And she knows that. So whatever, whatever it is, it is, Lou. I always love you. Whatever. is, it is, Lou. I always love you. Whatever. It doesn't matter, Lou. Come on, Lou. Gabby, if you were there, you'd have seen Bob die.

He's stronger. He's Bob's stronger. I'm beyond his name. No, I'm beyond his name, I'm being honest with you. Bob is struggling for four minutes straight. And then he pulled it out at the address of the three minutes, for three minutes. You're out of your fucking, listen to me.

You are a fucking delusional out. You're a drunk. You know, you are. You're a fucking wine. Sorry. That you are. You are a fucking wine. That's what you are. You are a wine. You know that? You're a fucking out.

You're literally just a drunk. Let's think about the things we learned today, Joe. Rachel fine-teens an evil person. She's a bad mother. Bam! Look. Um, last night, Bobby, Keith today. Bullshit!

No, he didn't. He's not going to do that. Woo! He's not going to do that. The truth comes out. Lou, you're going to be going to be going to be going to be going. I had, that's rightfully motivating. They were putting their front end rear windshield

wipers on for me. They were putting their front and rear windshield wipers on for me. Front of that. You know, oh, he called this what he called you. This is what this is what Colin called you. And this is exactly what of Keith is fucking character and who he is. I'm gonna read it to you. This is exactly master of chaos. That's exactly what you are. That's are. That's, that's a he loves chaos. He does not want to sit there and have a pleasant conversation. He doesn't like pleasantries. He doesn't like people talking about normal things or being happy. He wants fucking chaos. As soon as I said last night, Sambo, he went as loud as he could in front of there was black lives of mad of people walking by and teeth of people.

What? What? What did you say? Sambo, are you a word of a screamed it? Screamed it. You did, he what you did say, Sambo. I was, I was, but you know exactly what I was doing. I was going, yo, bab yo baboo Sambo Sambo

Sam, Sammy But it sounded different When you said Sambo yeah, because I have a I have a Boston accent everything sounds racist with my accent Then when you followed it up with get up here and dance that was a little over the edge. That's fucking bullshit. That's bullshit. You've never done that. But anyways, last night was fucking epic. Great show.

I mean, wait, you see the backdrop. The backdrop, they got a big, the big screen, the driving with us on it. And then right to the left of it is the stage. And there's nothing behind us except Manhattan Skyline. Fucking crazy. It was pretty fucking crazy. So, but like I said before,

I don't know how they're gonna get the laughs. I think they might the cars, I guarantee. I hope Colin gets people going. He was good, but Bobby was the best. I hope they get that in the car. Now here's what you're going to see. Here's what you're going to see. Since I just found out my good friend Lewis races. Here's what you're going to see.

You're going to see on HBO Max when it airs the true thing. You'll see exactly what it is. And I want to come back wrap the air in a HBO Max where I think goes on air and they'll will talk about it. And you'll find out how Lou really is. Racist. really is racist. I know, Louis, Louis, not racist. Louis, the most loving person, most supporting. See what he does, master of chaos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had Louis racist. And what about Rachel Feinstein? I don't remember what's.

She's a bad mom. I know. Who says that? Who says that? He's a jerk and a bad mom and a known liar. Who says that? The mesh of chaos says that with no apologies. Loo said, look what Loo said, Mo, bring it up the last thing. Oh,

yeah, I like you're going to take a, you got to take a handy job I'm gonna evil have evil scary Creepy little spike ol' laugh you just did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gabby, if you had a big sweet love to Bobby or Keith, who would you pick? I had to. Yeah.

Clearly there's no want desire. You. Who? Calta. Oh, I was. I said between Bobby and Keith. No, I know. And I answered Calta. Oh, you know, that's not part of the rules. That means nobody can't.

You can't. Don't say. I'm sick of this. I lead you to Bob Kelly. Fuck that. Say who you want. You want. I can't. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Thank you. You think your Jersey gap is big now? You'd be able to see the moon for your leg, Jeff, your fucking hang out with that big boy. Fucking gross to the both of you. Yeah, you have to and you have to take them Jello as soon as he's done to get his blood figure back out.

You're going to go for a walk to a gap. Oh God damn it Wow Keith you fucking you are a master of chaos, my friend. I'm a master of tail. Fuck that, man. Take it back. Don't call him.

Take it back. I'm hurt. No, you're exactly what you are. You never want anybody to, I'm telling you, I've been going to the table for years. I remember we'd sit there and Patrice would be there, all of us would be there and it'd just be a quiet night at the table and keys with lean into Patrice and go look at Bob's dumb shoes.

And then just planting a seed and then just sit back like this. With a glass. I think and that yeah, you just be like this. Look, look at Norns. Look at Norns dumb chin. And then could be like, and no, I'm looking at your face and keys, we just sit back.

The master is the master of cast master. I want I'm serious. If you ever hang out at the if you ever with us and Keith is there just wait it's gonna happen first of all he's gonna he's gonna do this a lot He falls asleep he's on the verge of sleep I got a hair on addiction. Oh, what are you doing? We almost saw a nipple on that. You weren't prepared for it.

What is that dog? You mean, you mean chest? What? We almost saw a nipple and you were taking that off. No, you did it. I'm wearing a full, full length tank top. Try it again. Gabby, stop teasing this old black man. Okay. I can I just I will.

Okay, okay. I don't like Rachel Feinstein to me is one of probably out of the group of all of us. One of the nicest people ever. Now, I wanna say something, Mike, at my barbecue, we're having a barbecue. She's there with her husband and her baby. Her husband is a firefighter for New York City. Her the baby's just point. We're all having a good time. My kids there and Keith goes, Rachel's a bad mother

in front of everybody. In front of everybody. In front of her husband. He knows. In front of the child Mike. Mike, my kid came up to me goes, why is she a bad mom? I'm like, she's not a bad child, Mike. Mike, my kid came up to me and goes, why is she a bad mom? I'm like, she's not a bad mom. Max, she's a great mom. It's just,

no, Rachel, here it is. Let me stop. Rachel is a great mom. But what's better? Let's say she's a great mom, or a bad mom. I mean, what's funnier? Funny.

Funny. Is it bad mom? Yeah, of course. Yes, yes, fun. Funny. Funny or funnier? Is is yes, it's funnier, but it's still to the limit.

I mean, it's to the end. There's no new. There's no. You go right to the limit. I mean, it's to the end. There's no new, there's no, you go right to the end and your, your, your, your, your hurt Rachel's feelings and your lie to her and you make her look like she's a bad person. She's not. You know why?

Because she's not the novice of Cass. He's the master of Cass. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. A perfectly good barbecue on a beautiful day. Everybody having a good time in the fucking 350 pool. We're having ribs. We're doing a nice, and then there goes Keith.

Rachel comes up, ah, she's a bad mother. Wow. Wow. Can I just say the baby was in her hands. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. The baby was in her fucking hands. Who would listen? Look,

I've been, I've said mean stuff. Mike, we're all mean. You're mean. We're all mean. Gabby, mush, we all say mean stuff. Not in a million years when I saw Rachel show up with her baby years when I saw Rachel show up with her baby and the husband did my brain, my comic brain go, and I tell her she stinks as a mom. You're not the master. But here's what he did. As soon as he did it, we all laughed because of course it's funny. And then we started smashing Rachel because he knows how to get comics going. And we asked her to smash Rachel on what a shitty mom she was.

And this fucking just sat there and laughed. Just fucking sipping on his wine, eating a rib, going, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yes, just admit Keith and Keith. Keith admit you're the master of chaos. I'm not. I'm not. I'm a good person. I, you know, and I have a

sincere heart. A very good heart. I want to talk about before I get out of here. Can I talk about this. I want to talk about before I get out of here. Can I talk about this? I want to talk about Valsas Sunday cookout that he's going to have. Oh. Exactly.

Now. Is there a rotten kid going to be there? Make everybody feel bad? No, nobody's going because we don't want to take a smashing from an 11 year old. I don't want to be called fat from an 11. I don't want to be like, you're going to eat more of that. I don't want that. I don't, I don't, I'm not, I can't go.

Get rid of just cheese that you down, opens up an encyclopedia to arterial sclerosis and starts telling you about what's going on. Fucking beetles just kid. Plus, plus Keith, plus everybody's a fucking vegan or a vegetarian at their house. Yeah, what kind of ball? I know her. She's a bad mother. Yeah, what kind of ball? I know her. She's a bad mother. First of all, head, let me just start with this one question before we slowly take apart what a wild,

hateful moron you are. Let's begin here. Let's begin here. Have you ever changed a diaper in your dumb life? I'm sure you were an off-track wedding. When your kid was born, having yourself a fat cigar. That's what Keith did when his baby was born. He's getting off with a nice trip to OGB. White and labor time to light up a fucking stick.

He's going to be changing his own diapers in a couple of years. Robert tell you. We're gonna snap it. If Keith did any of the things that his first baby that his home attendant does for him on a daily basis, I bet you've never fed your baby soft carrots. Like your home attendant is about to feed you now because it's nap time and you have to leave and they can catch you on. But I can't get you in my cell.

It really believes women aren't supposed to be outside working. I'm gonna get you on. But I can't get you on myself. It really believes women aren't supposed to be outside. We're cooking. You think that makes them a bad mother. Did you go have her in your daughter a couple bucks? Yes, I did. And right after I left the babysitter and said, oh, my friend will pick me up.

I came outside and guess what? I don't have a friend. I have a misogynist pig. There was on him. Saw his sweet way to perform. Didn't have a friend. I have a massagingest pig that was on and saw on his sweet way to perform. Didn't give a shit. And mother to new mother. Oh my night out. Guess who's not there. My good friend Keith for small drive. But two minutes away. And he's on set. I'm sitting there holding my stupid change of clothes. And this dick left me high and fucking dry. Twice. He did it twice. Twice. But you know what? I mean, I am the dumb one in the end for believing that he has an ounce of a tegril.

He goes, I'm sorry, man. I got you. We're going to get you on the other end. I got you. Don't worry. Don't worry, stupid. We'll take you to the next place. And yes, there I was again, when stoop and bag of clothes waiting, all the snacks I packed in my big heavy set bag. Oh, Keith and Bobby should be pulling around any moment now. They are my friends. Who treated you worse? Keith or or Voss's kid? I probably would have to say, you know what, Keith, at the end of the day, Keith, I mean,

Rayna, listen, Rayna hurt my feelings, I'm not gonna lie. I heard, I got a little defensive about how I had to name my bitch. She's like, I have the name Frankie Stix. I started telling her the history of the name. I was like, no, but it was, you know, my, my husband's, you know, his father was a fire fighter. So we named after him and it's a Jewish Custom to name after someone that's passed away. I'm like why am I defending myself? I started going I was rambling aimlessly about the meaning of my child's name We're all listen all I want is for rain in the life man. I'm not gonna lie She's a villain that kid, but let's serve back to Keith

She's a fine, she's a villain that kid. But let's serve back the Keith. Keith is a terrible person. Like he really is. And I do believe I'll give you this. I believe Keith didn't tell Bobby because Bobby actually has a heart and Bobby probably would have picked me up. Absolutely.

Keith was like, I mean pure joy when he was thinking of me standing outside with my stupid bag, waiting. Just waiting. Where are my friends? I have friends they should be here too. Both time, both time. Yeah. He literally when you have the phone with them, I go, why wouldn't you tell me that

we had to pick her up? He goes, ah, she's dumb. She's dumb. Uh, no, he said she's a jerk. That's the guy that's a jerk. By the way, Keith will trap me into saying I was bad mom. By the way, about a week after I gave birth, I see Bobby and Keith. Bobby's like, oh, you look great. I can't believe if you've been working out, Keith, and I think your arms look kind of fat. We got some arms on my head. I'm like, I've been doing curls just thinking about it's dumb

fucking comments now. That's the thing. This ignorant moron makes me work a little harder with my dumb bad home. I'm not going to post me a bad mother when I'm out a doing my job. I'll have, first of all, Keith is a whineau. All right. He gets one more whine of false teeth. You shouldn't even drinking wine post stroke.

All right. You should be drinking anything that is home attended as a prepared for in a bottle or spoon for him. I don't have one. That guy. Hey, your child. You don't bitch. What are you going to say about that master of chaos? No, you're the master of chaos. You see what you did. You sent me up. I, Gabby, stop typing. Who have his type and stop typing?

Put your thing on mute. Mike. Mike. I'm not sure. My Must stop typing you fucking mush. What is that? I was doing speaking of mush. Look at this world. Most of the people. He's on.

I'm attacking you. And the mother now. And I was feeding my baby a bottle. I had to wait till I could put her back in the swing. So that I could attack you back. You're a bad man. I'm sick of your shit and you're going down. I'm loving to follow that up with really. I was great. The reality is you're still going to be sitting still getting his applesauce in 15 minutes.

It doesn't give a fuck because it brings me to call me pain. Keith, what do you have to say about that? Is it great to call me pain? Keith, what do you have to say about that? Well, once I stop here and tap dance on a keyboard, and you fucking take care of that motion. Yeah, what is going on? Moosh, somebody's fucking, what is it? I think it's a digital thing. I don't think it's a keyboard.

It sounds like somebody's looking at it. Somebody's fucking typing. That's Gabby, that's Gabby typing. It's Gabby, that's what it is. Hey, little, little, little, little, little, little, stop. I feel so much better that Rachel got to come and confront this boy. And today's society. How much bullying you got on that. Well, can I just say something to you, Rachel? Mike Calta, the guy saying that took his side.

I'm sure he did. I'm sure what I was saying was I had never met Rachel before. What did Keith, what did, what did this old old man it used to be? While he was having quarters of his mouth white. I don't, I don't believe I've met Rachel before and I like her comedy, but Keith led me to believe that she was a jerk, be an alcoholic, steer a bad mother and all those, and I was swayed. Why would Keith lie to now, now that the truth is coming out.

I mean Keith with Keith this Keith also he's an entrapper. He like if he was in the mock up he would be the first person to sell out and he'll and he'll fuck your wife. Just make sure whenever you come for him. He will if it's different. Is your boyfriend is your boyfriend, is your boyfriend your husband typing right now? No, is it me?

Yeah, it's you. Oh, all right. I don't know why I've never heard you sound. It stops. All right. No. Is it matter? Mike.

Mike took Mike took key. I. I explained to Rachel that I had not met her before. Mike, Mike took Mike took key side. I explained to Rachel that I had not met her before and my trusted friend Keith had not believe that she was an alcoholic and a jerk. And a bad mother. Actually, that's my, I guess. It's what? What is it?

I don't know. I've never had an issue before. Well, Rachel, I just want to say you did great last night. You were awesome. And thanks for not being the jerk people that were trying to make me feel bad about doing goods last night. Thank you. Just a just on a side I'll show you the baby. He's on a keyboard. She's on a keyboard right now. Before I give you, before I give you your next line, Keith, because her father is holding her, Keith's going to say that makes me a bad mother. Because Keith believes that you just set, you announce that you're, you occasionally stop by your kids house and that makes you a good, good father. But he's like, I never changed your dumb diaper. I don't do that. Did you not say that Keith?

Is that not an exact quote? Yeah. He did say to open the show that women talked to much. Men shouldn't, yeah, women should, yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Keith.

Keith, this is what we're saying. Keith, I don't know. Oh, now she's crying because she knows Keith is coming towards her. There's a picture of Keith. Keith is coming towards her. There's a picture of Keith. Our door man has a picture of Keith. And he knows he's never supposed to let him in the building. How long would you have the baby?

How long good. I'm predictable. And we want her to be safe. Right now, New York is getting a little bit. Keep people, people are doing some scary things. People are not, people are letting their friends stand on corners and not picking them up and making sure they get to set safely. Fucked up. Fucked up.

Fucked up. Look at how quiet I've never seen Keith as quiet. Oh, it's just because internet connection. Fucked on the computer. Yeah. I'm gonna have to leave the set. Yeah, his internet place. All right. So Rachel, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm so happy you came in and defended yourself. I consider you one of my great friends. I love you and you're a great mom.

And you look fantastic. And you did such a great job last night. Thank you. So do you. I love you, Sergio. I love you, Bobby. I love you too. Bye. Thumbs down, Keith. I was her. I'm beautiful. It was her. I bet her husband was on the keyboard, fucking type, and then trying to get porn.

It wasn't me. All right, well, relax day. You fucking little girl relax How old is that baby you think I'm on two months. No, it's more than that, but she looks great one. I zoom Why not what What Keith what

What? Keith? What? All right, we got to let Keith, Keith, it was good having you. You, I don't know what's happening. I'm scared for Keith. I'm fine. The master of chaos. He's doing this on purpose. Keith, I'll see Keith. Thank you for coming on. Everybody. Keith Robinson, HBO Max, he fucking, he didn't murder. He did murder last night. I gotta tell you, he fucking, he went up and smashed them. So there you go. He's gone. Goodbye. Get him out of here, mush. Holy shit. Oh my God. He's a fucking funniest dude. My God. He, would you tell me what sucks? What?

Can you hear us? This is the best. If he says sugar, I'll be great. No, you don't want to see his fucking big piece. I'm not sure if he tell me and anybody else's computer sounding that shitty if it wasn't that funny? No, no. No, no, no, we've booted we booted Gabby for less. I've been booted so many times. Oh, great guys mush mush mush. That was a great, great. Mushes. That was great. Pass. Yeah, I'm the master.

Okay. I don't know what you brought Rachel in there. You're the commissioner. Yeah. You guys love it. Bobby, the guy you're trying to set me up with still hasn't texted me. What do you have to say for yourself?

You know what? I made a call yesterday and the day before and I I got blown off. Really? So I would imagine that something is a rye. Something's afflicted. We broke up. What's up? I'll heat up after the show. I'm actually having sex with a black belt right now. show. I'm actually having sex with a black belt right now. Where are your father's glad you added belt at the end of the day. Where did the bike belt come from? He's an old flame. Oh, okay. I wait. Bobby, if you had a guess, how many guys has Gabby had sex with? 47. How old are you?

26. 53. I say 47. I can't say, but know that it's in that world. Who be in between our worlds or? I don't, I've never counted. Yeah, it's in the upper. It's up. How old were you for the first time? 18, 17. Oh man, you really moved after that. Yeah, yeah, I hit the ground running. Right. Yeah. You almost talking about it. Was it the lighting guy?

Oh, was it the truck driver? No, no, no, no, no. What, let me ask you a question. You say black belt, but black belt in what? In Jiu Jitsu. Ooh, all right, that's no joke. Oh, if you said, if you said Taikwondo, I'd be like, so. Grady kid. Hey, fucking whatever.

Jiu Jitsu, huh? Yeah. Now is he a professional fighter? Grady kid. Hi, hi, fuckin' whatever. Jiu-jitsu, huh? Yeah. Now is he a professional fighter? Yes. No, I don't know. This is last name for AC. No.

Does he get paid to fight? Not anymore. What he did? I don't know. Is he old? How old is he? 30. Is he Italian? No. Puerto Rico. Is he Jewish? I think. Hold it. 30. Is he Italian?

No. Puerto Rico. No. Jewish. No. Jewish. Jewish. I don't think you would know him.

He's just. No. Is he white? No. So he's a black, black belt. No. So he's a black, black belt. No. What? You're getting an Asian?

No. Brazilian. No. But what a reason. No. Ecuadorian. No. Guatemala.

Close. Mexican. I don't, I don't really know if I'm going to be honest. He's just spanic with your fingers. Show us how big his dick is. Oh, definitely. No, it's not. There's no way. Well, I mean, you wouldn't want like this. We got the point. Listen, there's no way he's dickstepping. It's not that big. There's no way.

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Texas. Don't say it. Why? Texas. Don't say it. Why? Not on air. It's the same. It's a one day. It's a man. I won't say anything. Let me tell you something. If there's a master of chaos, two, it's you. No, okay. I'm a better friend than I am a master of chasm. our friendship. If you said here, don't say anything, I wouldn't say anything. Can't say. Are you trying to send me mine bullets? Yeah, I'm trying to send it to.

Let's go. Ready. Wow. That's who I was. God free. Wow. That's who it is. God free. No, he's very, he's the opposite of God free. Truly. Truly. Dan Netterman.

Yeah, it'd be like, if Gabby was a boy. I thought so true. It'd be like gabbie was a boy That's also true Yeah, tattoos no no Interesting tattoo is for a broken people people who are broken get tattoos. Okay, so he's not a comic. Yeah, you're broken Yeah, he's not a comic No, not a comic. Do I know? That's a clue. Yeah, yes, you do. What is it going to happen? Here's the real question. Is it going to happen? Or is this just, are you shipping us in your head? Can you, can you tell me his name? And then I'll just, in my head, I'll tell you,

and then I'll just tell you if it's happening or not. I'll cut you. What? No, just tell me. I won't tell just Texas. I love when you, I know you're a little fucking, listen, Calta, let me tell you something. I know about you.

When you start singing, no, no, no, me. No, I don't tell them. I'll tell you know, I know you're up to something. No, I'm just, I like me. I don't put it in the chat. I need to know the gossip. I will put it in the chat. You ready? Other day, Bobby and I gossiped on the phone for two hours.

So. Good call. That's a good thing. I give you the thumbs up on it. You think? Yeah, looks wise. And all the other boyfriend stuff. Yes. Yes. It's will make it happen.

Should I just text him? Should I just text him? Yes. Just do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Let's go. Hey, you were supposed to tag. You were supposed to call me.

What's up? Fat J.C. nailed it. What you say? Bad from Al. Hey, Willie. What do I say? Hey, you were supposed to call me. What's it? What happened?

Say, would you like to be number 48? But then I know the background story of this all, which is you setting us up. Listen, me. No guy hates when a girl calls and says, what's up? I'm waiting for you to text me. Yeah, dude, it actually makes me, let me tell you something. I always said this to girls. What do you like in a girl? You know what I like in a girl?

It's not titties, it's not face, it's not looks, it's not sex. It's I like a girl who digs me. That's it. If you dig me and you're not afraid to show me you like me, I'm, fuck, I'm India. I like a girl who digs me. Mm-hmm. That's it. If you dig me and you're not afraid to show me, you like me, I'm, fuck, I'm into you. I like that. That's the number one thing. I don't care if you get a dead tooth,

you got a bunch of fucking weird shit on your forehead, your fucking, your balding. I don't give a shit. And you dig me, you got a shot. It's Gabby, my vagina is ready. Ready. I just said, right? Can I just say something, Mike?

I literally just got a call, uh, a thing from my watch guy. Yeah. He said, call me. Good news. Call. You're a wizard. You're a wizard, Harry. Hello. Call them.

I've been known to make things happen. You should I call them? My boobs are the same size. So stretch that wizardry a little bit. I should call them off air, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but text me and let me know. That's weird, Mike. That's fucking weird. How weird is that?

Literally. I just got a thing in the thing. You just said that. I think I just shit my pants. Well, that was my wish. I'm like, gosh, I was funny. We have to read the names before you set your pants. Yes, Mosh, make it, make Alex is fucking perfect.

Makes make a bond a bomb, a bomb, a drop for a bad joke. Oh, I think I really put my pants on this. Are you so close to your house? Oh, it just happens like that. That easy. No, because I had, I had black coffee, two cups, and I smoked a cigar. I shouldn't have done that. What's up?

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Huh, wait a minute. What the fuck is this $1 shit? Well, the people who just want to give you money, they don't have access to anything, but they want to see it. I fucking, listen, this is for all of you right now for just joining and being part of it. You guys are fucking part of it. Steven Edwards, bass, Spencer Carlson,

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I can have, Lou, I can have mayo. It's on the whole 30. Read it. I can have it. I just overrated. I shouldn't overrate. But anyways, you guys are now officially ladybugs. Thank you for joining this. Come in, join us on Saturday nights. We let everybody who wants to come in, come in. We have a great party this weekend. I cannot do the party. We have to do the show Friday early because I have, I will be in a gig at what is it called? Mush. Carolina.

Good night. Oh, you're a good night's comedy. Good night's comedy in where North Carolina. Rowley, you're Carolina. Rowley, North Carolina. Rowling North Carolina. Rowling North Carolina. I did the gig. It was fantastic before I really do like the place. So make sure if you're in the area, come on out and see the show spread the word.

If you see it and also I just canceled. I'm not much. I'm sorry. I just canceled stress factory both shows. I might maybe I'll come out this weekend. Come out, dude. Because I'm on Monday to two hour ride. It's a two hour flight. I'm there Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, maybe I'll fly out Friday and come back.

Come on, let's do it. I'll tell you the hotel I'm staying at. But yeah, the stress factory kids in Bridgeport and, uh, New Brunswick both canceled fucking drama, crazy drama, fucked up shit. I can't, I re, I just can't, I can't do drama anymore in my life. I just can't do it. I, fucking, I'm just if you if you're a club owner or the club, if you're gonna give me bullshit, I'm out. I'm just out. I'm good. But I got other dates at Connecticut working right now that are gonna be better than that fucking date. It's gonna be one night only. Of course, mush, Ron Bennington and me, where are we gonna be? of course, Mush, Ron Bennington and me, where are we gonna be? Oh, I want that awesome.

And New Jersey. You're not on that, Mush. Just fucking plug my date and stop making it about you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. That might be your life from home late at Blue Cross stadium in Lakewood, New Jersey on October 24th, you can get tickets at blueclothes.com. Thank you very much.

I am so excited about this gig. It might be Ron Louie said to me off. This might be the last gig he does. So really. Yeah. That's us right there. And then mush, of course, I'll find you another date somewhere and put you on it. Well, but I got that date. I might have another date and new Brunswick were working on. So I might not got that date. I might have another date in New Brunswick.

We're working on. So I might not be there, but I might have a better date going up. We're working on shit. So those two dates have canceled. Sorry. I know. Is your Worcester once was going on?

What's that? You're the one in Worcester? Worcester? Worcester? Worcester? Worcester? Worcester? Worcester? Is what I know we should plug it or not for you, at all. Yes, plug my dates. Yes, Saturday, September 19th at the beer garden. Worcester, master's thesis.

Worcester, master's. Yeah, Worcester. It's Worcester. It's Worcester. Yeah, we got that and of course we're working on more dates to get me back in the mix and And there you go. So I apologize for the inconvenience, but the the whatever the fucking stress factories had done Done and probably forever. I'll probably be done with that. I probably won't ever work those clubs again. Wow Yeah, no, oh wait this weekend, so the fourth through the sixth. This weekend. Yes. The 11th and 11th and 12th is canceled.

Do not. If you bought tickets, return them. Return them. Do not go. You will not be there. Do not go. If you bought tickets, don't go. So.

And yeah. I'm looking up flights right now for this weekend. Yeah, so this, I'll do it man. Fuckin' come down. Round trip 400 bucks. First club. Clubs haunted. It's haunted? It's haunted. By who? I don't know. Jacob, what the fuck is that mean? I don't fucking know. Jacob. I didn't mean them, but they have, I'm telling you, I said the same thing. They showed me video of the back, back the area where they, you know, get the drinks and stuff. And all of a sudden you see a cup just fly across the room. Cool. Dude, fly across the room. It's surveillance video. And what are you shaking your head for? I know.

I don't believe any of the nonsense. I believe that. Okay, next show we're going to have we're going to do that. This is what we're doing. Next show, anybody with ghost stories, anybody with videos, please send them to mush. Where can they send them? At what? Not really true.

Gmail.com. Mush say it again at YKW dude at gmail.com. Oh, I forgot to talk about the fact that I did acid for the first time last week. Oh, yeah, we got to go into that too. What next time? Yep. All right, next time we'll do that. That's interesting. Fuck. Did now did, did Ariesha fear give it to you? No. Okay. You wouldn't know we did.

I know. Anyways. All right, guys. This has been a great show. Hope you Ladybugs loved it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. What's time we going tomorrow? M. We're going to the regular time with 7 p.m. And then on Friday, we're going to have to go early again because I have shows probably around three three o'clock. Is that good? What's up? Whenever you need. Okay, great. So there we go. And that's it. Gabby, what do you got? Follow me on Instagram.

At Gabby is Brian. Listen to my podcast, on a bash podcast. I might start doing outdoor shows. I have one next weekend, so we'll see if I'd like it. If not, not that bad. You know what, the outdoor show at the stand,

pretty good. It was fine. It was great actually. And the outdoor shows that I've done have been fucking epic. Yeah. So I have a couple in Brooklyn and then we'll see how it goes.

I mean, I'm fucking a hundred times funnier than you. So it might be a different. No, no, we know. No, we know. Thank you. Thank you so much. Follow me on Instagram, follow me on Twitter. And that's it. All right. Moosh, what do you got? Follow me on my my my piece of work on Instagram. follow Bobbi at Robert can't be live. Follow the show at YKWD podcast. And I make sure you like and subscribe. You listen to this on YouTube. Now the great one. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. I'm the line. You know what, Fucking this show still fucking kicks ass. you