Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Kennedy Skin 

Episode Date: May 2, 2016

This week on YKWD: We have Sean Donnelly, Phil Hanley, Tim Dillon, and Omar Capra! Phil gets slammed for bragging about starring in a Canadian movie. We ask Omar about his time working at Sesame Street. And Scopo hosts the show while Bobby drops a deuce.    RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That's right everybody. We're back. This is Robert P. Kelly. Oh, for SAG, Robert Donald Kelly. Do you say Donald? Donald. Oh, Donald. I said Donald. They had to change my name for SAG Robert Donald Kelly Did you say Donald Donald Oh, Donald I said Donald they had to change my name for Because it was already when I was joining sag there's a Robert Kelly those are Bobby Kelly Yeah, those are Robert P Kelly those are Robert Patrick Kelly Wow Wow, so I had to pick my mother's maiden name Robert

Donald Kelly super Irish so they're And you know. Oh, it's gonna be a good one. And yeah, so Robert Donlin Kelly. Oh, nice, okay. So when some things, there have been some things where it's been Robert Donlin Kelly. Oh, okay. Yeah, maybe I'll start writing like fucking books.

It sounds sophisticated. Yeah, Robert Donlin Kelly. Fanfiction. Yeah, porn I'll start writing like fucking books. It sounds sophisticated. Yeah Robert Dunlund Kelly Fanfiction porn fanfiction. Let's say porn fanfiction. Yeah, I have such a fucking small little voice for a big guy All right, let's go around the room. We get a full boat. I know I always fucking say Listen, I'm so you're right, all right, but I listen we book three people but Omar's on which is four or five people Well, you need it. I need a black guy Look at this room right now But we needed it. We kind of have to. Absolutely.

Absolutely. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. Whatever gets me. Um. So, uh, yeah, it's going to be a good show, though. So, yeah, let's just try not to talk over each other.

I don't want to give any pep talks, but you guys are all professionals. This crew is a good crew. You know what I mean? You know, because, you know, it's almost like one going to say one guys. But I know I'm kidding. You know, you put a reacon. You're not black. I thought you were black dude. Yeah. I'm not sure you're not black. Yeah, you're not black. No, no, I'm not black. I think you might be black. You're looking a black dude. Yeah. Don't be checking. I'm just for now. He was Yeah, but I should Bobby when I went over to yesterday I he's like you're not black or I think but I can say the N word

Come on dude, but honestly your voice doesn't sound like a voice that would say the N word like you sound like me saying the N word But honestly your voice doesn't sound like a voice that would say the end word like you sound like me saying the end word Yeah, he said like when Patrice would say it would make me laugh right right because he would say in a very funny way like a question Like when he was asking me a question instead of saying Bobby Bobby he'd be like But yeah, I don't you know, we can't say that anymore. I want a TV show and I want to get kicked off. I don't want to do an apology tour for you, you poor-de-reacon. That's better. Now that'll go viral.

That's better. You call them poor-de-reacon, right now. I'm gonna fucking have a parade coming after me. I'm making sure of that. Easy. All right, so go around the room and introduce fucking everybody please. To my right, We have Tim Dylan Back very excited to be here last time you were here the metzer in the playoffs. Yes, I remember that yeah, my god so long time long time

What you've been dude? Well, I've been around just been did you know doing stuff homeless now? I'm kidding I'm joking No, I think I think it's been a couple couple of times I was supposed to do what I got caught up with something else. You look cool. You know, binge eating and, you know, big time. Nothing to do with my career.

I thought we made a sleeping, we did make a pact last year. Yeah, it would happen. It lasted a few days. Did you do it? I had an insomnia cookie five minutes ago before I got here. And, donally, I get in the fucking, it's Sonia Cookies. Donnelly is right in front of me,

and literally without even thinking he's on the show, I'm like, this fat fucking front of me, and me are gonna be sandwiched together. And it's Sonia Cookies, by the way, which is the size of a porta-pod. And you think that they'd make it a little bigger. It's the size of a porta-pod. And me and Donnelly just squeezing in for real estate.

Notice each other. Don't say anything. And then Donnelly goes, don't say anything to anybody about this. That's where I'm right there. I mean Tim, like the door for some reason the door didn't have a handle. For some reason the door didn't have a handle And the kid brought it open and then Tim closed it because I think the AC right close it because I'm sweating I got to get some air and then the king got so pissed that's the man I go dude it was him I go it was Tim He's the one who closes the door and the You have Kennedy skin of Kennedy skin. Yeah. That's a, that's a Kenna one more.

You know what I mean? You're a fan of Kenna. You can see me dying through my skin. You see fucking hot sale on that. You've killed a girl and put the car in the river. Just a fucking red face chubby doing it in a sunfish. Hey, so you, so you, you very, you are very you are very you could play a politician when I see you I look like a cool like I look like corrupt You corrupt like there's a girl boy

Talking about the rest of the night. I asked him to come to my office. You absolutely rock for it when rock for it died I tweeted you feel or I That all right be my father really yeah, and people they were people on Twitter that thought it was real I was literally Rob Ford's son People said I'm sorry like I'm so like legit. Hey man really sorry, you know, you could if I if I was casting a politician In a show can do you act? Yeah, well acted a little kid. I can do some acting I'm ready to do the Rob Ford son, or a young Rob Ford.

Yeah, Rob Ford, by the way. Or a young Lou Perlman, that pedophile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. These three or four roles I could play. Crack addicts, but they're all horrible people. I've never met a thin crack addict. Yeah, I mean a fat one.

No, they were Rob Ford. Rob Ford. He was a crack addict. He wasn't an addict. He did crack because he knew he was dying dying so we just went out and did everything is that always that would happen I'm pretty sure that he found out that he had a fucking and makes a lot more sense He had a term. Okay, he had a trick doesn't make a lot of fucking about to explain it I thought he'd have a heart attack. I would you go ahead explain it cuz you talk you tell me what happened Go fuck you I'm gonna fuck you

I'm a million I'm a million explaining what happened he goes I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fill him. I'm gonna, I'm gonna look explaining what happened to goes. He had a whole lot of fucking hair. We're just talking. You're gonna go for a number. I'm listening.

I'm an example of what you should be doing with Bobby. Please continue. Phil, thank you so much. Hey, no problem. It's just respect. And he's actually from Canada. And he's standing for something. Yeah, yeah.

Happy to be an expert on the subject. Okay, I'm gonna pretty much say this. You tell me if I'm correct. I'm sure that he found out he was dying. And he said fuck it. And he went out and just did whatever. Yeah I'm not sure but you can just back me up. Yeah I think so. I that makes a lot of sense. I didn't know he knew he was sick for that long. I think he knew he was a fucking sicky. That's what I that's the conspiracy I heard. I knew he was gonna fuck it he was sick

and he was like you know what fuck it and he Just went and just did drugs and do whatever. He's gonna be dead anyways. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, you could definitely play. I'm ready. I'm ready. You could play the story of I can play Ursula the C witch. If you can't, I'm very personal. There's a lot of things I could do. Tommy Boy, what's his name? Chris Fowler. I love that three of the people that I can play are dead. That's literally their underground. Look how much you do look like Rob Ford. I do. I do look a lot like Rob Ford. I like him. He's a commanding presence.

Yeah. You know, he wasn't the worst. You know, you could definitely do that. I'm into it. You could be a candidate. You could play Ted Kennedy. Yeah. Corrupt politician, tent preacher. Yeah. Yeah. Retired detective. I have like a we it's a they're all overlapping. Oh, you should you should get like a Gotham. You could be a great shitty cop on the Gotham. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a theater background?

What do you mean I was a when I was a kid? I was an actor as a child actor. Oh, yeah, we talked about talking about that. But I haven't done any serious acting a while. Did that go from when you're a kid and you're acting, which is pretty much overacting, right? You were overacting and Sounding like the way I do. I always had a gravely voice back then. Yeah, so even like casting directors

I was a good looking little kid. I'd walk in the room and they'd smile and they'd be like oh this might work And then I'd be like hello, and they'd be like Jesus Christ And you'd see their faces like drop they go sound like Joan Rivers. Yeah It was not good Harvey fires Yeah, there was no roles for like a lone show. It was seven. Oh, that's hilarious.

Yeah, it was rough. That'd be great lone shark though. A seven. Yeah, I thought it was like, you know, but something Louis would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Louis, oh, me, honey. I know, I'm gonna get in.

I guess. Good, good. That's great, man. Well, I hope you pursue that. Well, because I saw you, comedy. OK. You should definitely pursue a comedy. Yeah.

I appreciate it. Thank you. We get it. I appreciate it. That's all I'm going to shit. If I have to get up at any point, I annoy, fill the host of the show. All right.

Cool. Good call. OK. Good call, yeah. I was going to annoy you. But why, yeah. I was gonna annoy you. But why, what did I do? You fucking failed me. Yeah.

Come on, he started he, obviously. Well, you failed me worse. Why? Because me and you, when we did the pact and we put hands on hands, your hand was on. He never took that pact seriously. He didn't. You were like, yeah, I'll do it. He warned you that he didn't.

I tried it. I tried it. How fast? The next day I saw you in the cheeseburger. No, that's not true. Even see me in cheeseburger. I mean, cheeseburger is first of all. It's potatoes.

It was probably... It was french fries? No, he doesn't need french fries. He eats potatoes like fucking cow's eat hate. Okay? I've never seen a fucking person eat a mound know mound of potato. Yeah, he's mashed potato They're good. I think it was like it's like cereal to a kid. Yeah, yeah, you get him here right? I didn't get him here. I got him here. They're good here. Yeah, really good

Yeah, but you don't need fucking potato you need potatoes two days in a row unless this thing's giving for some reason They give you an extra amount of potatoes here. They give you a large amount of potato. You can save me all the time. Why? Because potatoes cost 15 cents to make 75 pounds of it. It's a depression meal. Yeah.

Yeah. The Irish were a sad, we're a sad people. Well, they want to fill you up because they don't want you to eat all the fucking chicken waste. I didn't last. They're like, give fatty as many potatoes as he wants. So it doesn't fucking get dessert. I'm sorry that to fill you up because they don't want you to eat all the fucking chicken waste. I didn't laugh. They're like, give fatty as many potatoes as he wants. So it doesn't fucking get dessert. I'm sorry that I disappointed you.

What was the pack? I don't know the pack. No, no she didn't. No grains and no sugar. Fucking twig. What? Fucking healthy parents. Yeah, we'll talk about this guy here.

Oh, he's sitting quite fit in. Okay, he fits perfectly in the show. Yeah, right. I know the one of you who wouldn't fit. So I'm glad fit in. He fits perfectly in the show. I know the one of you wouldn't fit. So I'm glad I had Skitty. This is a really good Tetris game right now. Yeah. Yeah.

So listen, Phil, I'm very happy you're here. Yeah, I'm pumped, man. And you know, can I say something you look like you put on a few pounds? I did, I gave weight. Of muscle or something, right? Yeah, yeah, I exercised. You've been exercised, I think.

Yeah, well, I took that pack seriously. I wasn't even involved. Just that respect for Bobby. Shut up, Phil. True. He's a great name to tell somebody to shut up. Right? Right?

Whatever, Phil. Yeah, it doesn't work that great with, like, Bob. No, Bob. No, Phil. No, Phil. Kevin. Kevin. How you been, buddy? I've been good, man. Yeah, what's going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I just filmed a porno at Columbia. What was it? How did we do with drugs, right?

No, we didn't do drugs in the movie. It was about, I play like a wedding photographer go to this destination wedding. In Columbia. Yeah, we're supposed to be in Mexico but Mexico is too dangerous so they shot it in Columbia. How funny is that? That Columbia is left in Columbia.

Yeah, wow, that was crazy. And it was crazy. See, like the first week when we were just rehearsing and stuff, we were like downtown and like a sketchy neighborhood. It was was crazy. See, like we, the first week when we were just rehearsing and stuff, we were like downtown and like a sketchy neighborhood, it was totally so. We're in Columbia. In San Amarta. Oh, wow.

Now, can I ask you a question? And now, where does this movie come from? How does this come about? You get a ball from it. It's crazy. The director writer is a Canadian guy, a filmmaker named Paven Moondi. Paven Moondi?

Yeah. I don'tondi? Yeah. I don't know. Big hip. I have no idea who he is. He's great. He was so good. Oh my God. He saw Paven Moondi.

He's good. I have all his beta-maxes. He's a Miami B-Pages. Dude, you got a PM movie? He saw. Yeah, man. Woo. He saw a late-night set from years ago and contacting me. He's like, how funny is that?

It's crazy and he's like, I saw your Ferguson. I want you to be in this movie and it was like, oh, okay, like I was polite, but I was like, okay, that's probably never gonna happen. And then like every six months, he'd be like, hey man, we got some funding, we're writing, dead, dead, dead, uh, and then in the fall, he's like, it looks like it's gonna happen. And then January's like, yeah, February 6th, it's for sure we're gonna go. Now, can I just go through a step by step so you get this movie is there money involved for you yes it's yes it was a actor which is a Canadian sec so you get nothing yeah you got free I give you a moose you got free health care recyclables that you return and

Yeah, what did you get a I was gonna say Canadian tired. I know Canadian tires. Yeah. Oh, do you all right? Bobby's called I don't know I don't know Home, do you think the Canadian Home Depot? Yeah, oh, okay, but Yeah, it's like it was like it was like a union. It was a really pen and film So they fly you down there fly it in first class. It was a comfort class So you can see first class the Canadian first class was worth in reach. It was in I Can see you man

I love that they took the fucking the five seats right before first class and gave you like four centimeters more room Yeah, and they call it comfort and they and they charge you 50 or to $80 for comfort class Yeah, yeah, well, I tell you they let you board it first. Yeah after first. Yeah, that's a plus Yeah, you have to worry about you dumb bag and some fucking acidic juice putting a hat up there before you. Right? Uh, yeah. So it was comfortable.

So that's great. So you got out of Columbia. Are you scared at all? I was tripped out because I've never acted. Did drugs. Uh, I didn't do drugs. Oh, why were you tripped out? Oh, oh, I'd look a long time ago.

I was, I was, I was doing silly. No, no, no, no, I could, I could, where's the bomb? I got it do drugs. Oh, why were you tripped out? Oh, oh, I'd like a long time ago. I was, I was, I was sitting silly. No, no, no, no, no, I, I could, where's the bomb? I got it. Okay, great. No, I was, I was tripped out. Just because I had never, I had never acted before. Ever. I did a couple car commercials.

That's acting. Yeah, but I mean, they can't out of movie. Like 10 years ago, yeah. It's not a peeve, and I was the lead. I was the main star. Yeah, you're the lead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were the lead. Yeah, that was the best looking star. Oh my god. They flew you comfort class. That is the lead. I was the main star. Yeah, you're the lead. Yeah, yeah, you were the lead. Yeah, that was the best looking

I'm gonna fly. They flew you comfort class Fuck what if the x's flying what did what is Cargill what are the what's the director's name again? Paven what did PM do did he five thirty fly first a We were on different flights. Okay, so you know what kind of hotel you in down there? 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0.

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3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. 3-0. I know it was just on yeah, it was on the beach But now I was a resort. Yeah, you know how it is to get a cow out of a pool

Hey, look difficult. It looked difficult. I was busy starring in a movie, but it did look like People were looking at it was in the resort it got into the resort area Yeah, and people Columbians that were on vacation were losing their shit. Can they run into a bug? Can they run cows? They can try. They can't really run. I ran all the way here. South Africa. Southburn. I'm going to get back to this, but I got to go over to Shawnee Time. Shawnee, what's up?

Nothing. What's up? I'm sorry. Introduce everybody. Let him introduce Phil. No, he did Phil and Lee star of a PM. Sun downers. Sun is on downers. Oh, just take Sun out It's called it's called Sun downers. It's Yeah, sorry Was that it? Oh, yeah, you want to go to the fucking next one? What are we have you have the timing. I don't know. I'm going back in for but each other. You're fucking stop the time. You have the comic timing of a fucking

shard rule on the street. I say boom bang boom. Then bang. All right. Jazz dog. Did we have Sean Donnelly here? Yeah. Yeah. Seani, I stick with Pax Donnelly. Alrighty. Where's that thing, Dan? What's that sticking? That was fucking comic time. There we go.

I'm getting better. I'm learning. Lastly, first time, Omar Capra. How you doing, guys? Omar. How are you fitting in that chair? No, really, how? No, shut his mouth.

It's rough. We tried to get you another chair brother, but it's not happening. My ass was coming out of the side. And my hip bones were coming. Oh, my, Omar is actually, he did a couple episodes. Oh, Bobby's standing. Sex giant. That was good.

That was pretty good. Sex drugs and rock and roll. Sex and drugs and rock and roll. Sex and drugs and rock and roll. Too many ants. Too many ants. But he was on the show. And he plays a security guard on the show.

Very funny. No shit. He plays, he's actually Campbell Scott's security guard. And he falls from around with like fucking bags of grass. But real, not weed. Yeah, a little grass. Like grass. Oh really? A real, real eating grass. We're, not weed. Like grass. Like real. We're eating grass.

We're eating grass and fucking tree bark. And it's a whole fucking crazy thing. That tree bark was still pretty good. Yeah, but he's pretty funny. He was cracking me up on the show. Fired out of his comic. And then I know they have, I'm over in my trailer. I got a triple banger.

Nice trailer with the bed and the TV and the plumber. And then I, he's, how tall are you? Six eight. Six eight, how much are you? Six eight, how much are you? How much are you? Five, four, 50. Wow.

So I'm walking by the honey wagon, right? For those you don't know, in the movies or TV, there's trailers and each, you know, like Dennis has a full trailer. The whole trailer. He's got the whole, hold the whole thing then they have triple bangers where the rest of us go which is pretty much a nice beautiful couch that comes out to a bed yeah a chair you know a TV refrigerator your own bathroom so on and so forth double bangers the same thing except a little bigger then there's the

honey wagons where they put like day players or blah blah blah. But it's pretty much just a bench. And a pull-up table. And a pull-up table. Yeah. And that's it. And I walk by and I see his character's name on one of those honey wagons. And I'm just like, how?

This is burly. It's this burly guy. Burly guy. And I'm like, how is he even, I barely fit on the fucking thing. You know what I mean? I have to lie on my side and use physics. I have to hold a book on my shoulder to balance me. You know what I mean?

It's time to put you back in Saltary. It's fucking go. So I went over and I was like, dude, hanging my trailer. Busy, bag, bag, bag, bag, bag, bag. We had a good time yesterday. We had him, Jack Larry, rehab, Johnny L's, and then we got this really pretty shit I forget. Come on.

I forgot Amy. I don't know, she's all the beautiful blondes walking by. And I just went, hey, I went, hey, she went, hi, and I went, hi, what's she went, hi, and then I went, what are you doing? She came back, she went, excuse me, I go, come on in. That was my thing back in the day. When I went, you had a stroke? Is that what you had?

Any time I was, any time, oh, we got Lauren. Let's introduce fucking sexy Lauren. Hey Lauren, Lauren, you look fucking really good today. Good. I don't know if you get a tan. It's fair. I don't even know what your tits are this way. You an a cup this week. I think I'm back to an a. I was a Are you an a no? What are you? What are you? You're a full city. Yeah. Yeah. What do you? I mean are they fucking did you have a kid? It's a shirt. Okay. I'm not looking by the way. We got fucking, we get deeper over here. How you doing, Deepo?

Doing great, man. How are you? I'm doing good, man. You feel better? You just woke up, doesn't it? Yeah. Every time I see him. Well, I'm wearing like a white t-shirt right now.

Yeah, that's like a wake up shirt to wear. I'm scared to wear most of my shirts because Bob is going to slam me for whatever I wear. So, most of the wardrobe is out of the question. It's not white, it's off white. Yeah, yeah. I'm off white. I think is out of the question. It's not white, it's off white. Yeah, hitting cream. I'm off white. I think out of the chin. LAUGHTER

And then we have, of course, fucking, I know. Chris Gopo. LAUGHTER And nothing. I can't even, I had too much. It all kept tumbling on me. It all kept tumbling on me. It all came tumble in on me. It was just fuck man.

Thanks. Glad to be here. Chris, who's like my son for God's sake? I hope not. I hope my son has two things. Kindness and common sense. I got one of them. Yeah, you do.

Definitely not common sense. You go common sense for the most part Are you fucking? Are you out of your fucking? Sorry, sorry, sorry You killed my grass Why do you mean he cuts go book in your grass? Why is it supposed to be watering your grass? Here's a deal I thought this was over First of all I look at my every time I do go to Bobby's he goes look at the grass he killed. My grass is so beautiful right now. It's

green. I mean fluorescent green. My backyard is the backyard. I fucking always dreamed to have it. Beautiful grass and it almost didn't make it twice because of this fucking. What did you do? I tell you what he did. He didn't make it twice because of this fucking stupidity. Would you be honest with me? I tell you what he did, he didn't fuck, I says whatever you do, do not, do not turn the knob to the right off. And what did fucking eggplant though?

Turned the right off. What did fucking chicken bonafituna do? What about the fucking lasagna, fucking dough? He fucking turned it to the right. Turned it off and then he goes I go did you do that? I did not Bobby I Very stupid thing I did that but then he goes he goes I did not I go you didn't turn it off He goes I did not I go you didn't turn the fucking knob to the right I really don't and then he goes I don't think I

I'm fucking crack under pressure. Was he taking care of your place or something like that? Why was he in charge of that? He said, this is what he said. He said to me, Bobby, I just had the grass redone again. I had to have it receded three times because we got torrential, torrential rain a bunch of times. So anyways, he goes, hey, I'm going away. Hey, anything I can do for you? No, I said I'll check your house

Do you live near Bobby? No, I was a conist of my soul The condos you killed his grass. Yeah, I went up there And kill this guy so he was supposed to water your grass? No, he was supposed to do not water my grass. My grass had a sprinkler system put in that I didn't want to over, you know what I'm saying? And I just said, please, please listen to me. I need you to go up.

It's supposed to rain out real bad. Just push the off button. And then you're gonna have to come back on the next day and put it back on because it will be sunny for the rest of the week. So I need it back on. I just one day if the if it waters the grass and it rains it will wash all the seed away. Yeah, you'll kill it. I said, please do not. Whatever you do, turn the fucking thing off. That sounds straightforward. Don't turn the valve off, turn it off on the mechanism, on the actual timer thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I come back fucking, it looked like I was in the fucking Mahabhi Desert.

In California now. There was a dead bird up on the lawn, fucking just bone. Shut up Chris, I'm just a poignant. We all make mistakes. We're gonna learn from them. This summer is the grass or sponge. Are you going to give another shot? You're going to give another shot?

No, the grass is already good. The grass is beautiful. The backyard is, I love my backyard. Did you recede it? I receded it. I rewalt. How much money did it cost? Oh my, you really got a fucking dig.

You really got a dig here. I was liking you. How much did it cost you? I'll tell you, Omar. I like in the A. How much did it cost you? I'll tell you Omar, it cost me a lot. Yeah, cost me to do what I did to my backyard with all that shit was a few grand. Fuck, dude. But I know, it was a lot of work.

It was a lot of work, huh? You make him do it. No, I, and I did a lot of work myself. I actually just hung up the new fence. We got the new shed. My backyard, we were getting ready for the barbecue. The comics barbecue that all you guys are invited to here at this table. No, there is no plus one. Don't tell another comic friend. If you get invited, you come. That's it. If your roommate didn't get invited, that does a reason for it. Okay, there's no girlfriend. Don't bring your girlfriend. I don't care if she's in the business.

Oh, she is my wife. What is this my wife? Yeah, you can bring your wife. You can bring wives. Are your kids? You got kids? Nope. Yeah, if you have kids, you can definitely.

I'm fine kids. What about you? Who are you gonna bring? Your shelf. No, brother just comes solo. Of course you are. Yeah. You know, how do we call it?

You're gonna call it PM. How do we call it? I don't know, yeah. PM, if you want to celebrity, if I'm not... If you want to come with PM, if you want to celebrity, if I'm not... If you want to come with PM, if you want to celebrity, if I'm not... If you want to celebrity, if I'm not... If you want to celebrity, if I'm not... If because it was a, I had like a hotel room on

one set. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything in the hotel. We shot some things in the, yeah, mostly it was in, yeah, we shot at the airport and then at a hotel. So at the airport, so our port in hotel, that's where you shot it. Yeah. And then we shot some stuff in Toronto too. Really? And then low budget? Just saying, I don't think it was like crazy, low budget. Comfort class.

Have you ever been up there, guys? That's a lot more room. Great view in first class. Do you know, I prefer it to first class, to be honest. I think it's actually mandatory if you're on a TV show. Yeah. And in the current day, they have to fly you first class uh if they fly you anywhere yeah I think it because it's an independent film I

think they switch it out there was a Columbia might be a little bit a lot of room comfort class is a lot of room I mean it would be tight for you guys but it was a lot it was so much what do you try to say it was a lot say, man? There was a lot of room. For me, it was the time to room. You can't give him any amount of shit. He was like, you're fat. You're all right.

Yeah, it was like a love seat for me, but you've been using it. You guys would have played the cow for a whole week. What it felt like a bicycle seat for you guys? But for me, it was like, so you down there, you get to Columbia. You book a leading fucking gig. Yeah. Now, you're in this movie.

Almost exclusively. When I do films, 100% of the time on me. I want to punch you so hard leading fucking gig. Yeah. Now you're in this movie. Almost exclusively. When I do films, 100% of the time I'm leaving. I want to punch you so hard in the face. Hey listen. I got a lot of jealousy from other comics. They're going to make Captain Kangaroo documentary sunday. So, no you worry about it. They're going to make a Michael Moore documentary.

So I was, I was, I'm sorry, I just pinched you, I was doing Michael Moore, we were doing Martin Drake. So listen to me, so you're down there, right? Yeah. You fucking, you get down to the first day. Are you scared being a third, I mean, it's a third world country. I was a little, because it used to be crazy, crazy dangerous, right? Yeah. I was a little bit, and the first time I got there and then like the clumb being crew was there and no one

really spoke English. You're like, we're all going up for lunch and I just flown overnight. Yeah. And I was like, ah, did you get sick at all? No, I was cool. I was cool. A lot of people got sick on the crew, but I didn't get sick. But I was like, I'm just going to go out and I was like walking out of the hotel with

my phone in my hand. They're like, oh my god, don't put, don't have your phone in your hand. So I was a little tripped out. But then, yeah, no, it was fine. It was, like, I didn't have any sketchiness go on. Nothing. So you walking it with your iPhone in your hand? Yeah, no, it was good.

Don't do that. I have a college for three kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It's a box of grain. It wasn't. Where the resort was.

Someone bought a cow. It was fine. It wasn't that it wasn't that sketchy. Real, I think I think you're can we bring up Columbia Yeah, I'm a different for me though guys, but yeah hang on one second. I got hang on one second. How are you gonna? What are you gonna look up? I'm gonna look up the place he went in San and Santa Marta. I want to know. What are you gonna? How are you gonna Google it though? What is the fact you look a little Santa Mart account? Tell it don't fucking help him. I want to see if he does it. What are you doing?

Crime rate. Oh, all right. Two Shay pretty good. He's actually smarter. Yeah. I wanted him to type how dangerous Crime rate is pretty good. He's gonna be able to understand whatever crime rate. Yeah, what are you gonna do? You're gonna be able to look at cypher through the data, for two hours, for two hours. Let him nail them, let him go. All right, I'm saying. I'm saying. Well, help mount him. Yeah, but you're really.

That's what I thought too. So you see you down it, and you have a leading woman. No, it was me and a guy who played my best friend. So you had to kiss him? No, but there were girls that came in and out. So did you bang any chicks? I did not. In the show.

No, because it was, and it was a stretch. Where did you have a girlfriend? Yeah, I'm deeply in love. But will you meet her at your barbecue? But. I'm going to kiss you. The X-Nay on the girlfriend. I'll do it. Noah, Noah, yes, so my character was like the other guy, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. with the girls in life. You think you're fine in life, but my character was, yeah, it wasn't really. Right. It was an awkward feeling. What do you prefer to wedding? Yeah, kind of. That's just, I'm just reading this one thing on the thing that says, if you travel to the lost city in the Sierra Nevada, you should only do so as part of an organized tour.

I just caught, like, how safe it is. I literally read one line. Like, if you go to the lost city, only do so with a gun, a bonnetor, it's insane. That's the tourism. They say, oh, there you go. The Bonnetor is, that's the way you were interested. They do have avoid displaying valuable items, like laptops, cameras, and mobile phones.

Yeah, oh, oh, my shit. Avoid displaying valuable items like milk, or tea. Don't walk around with bags of rice on your head. Yeah, yeah. I don't have to worry about that, shit. What? I don't have to worry about getting drunk. What, talk to the mic, or not?

What do you have to worry about getting drunk? What do you get interviewed on a bus? Yeah. I don't have to. I know it's your first fucking moment. I don't have to. We're not doing a duet. Go back to your mic.

Yeah, Ebony and I have a reaction. Fucking horrible, real cookies. I don't have to worry about getting one. Why? I just don't, I never had to, my wife is like, you're crazy. I'll cash a check and I walk out of the bank and I'm just like, I can't wait to get back in the back. You guys really ask him why?

He's six, eight, and four, and he's thinking about. The fucking Columbia, the little fucking midget will come out with the fucking... Yeah, I'm going to get one. Yeah, fucking make him for too. Yeah, you'll get mug by 10 kids Yeah, what are you really you really not afraid of getting mugged ever no really no You should I want to fucking stick a couple of you right now I'm gonna fuck a stick a couple of you right now. I don't work around with the fear you mortals walk around with. What the fuck? I understand, yeah.

Cause you're 68? That's mortals. I believe that. I don't think that's meant. I think it's, I want to say something. You are 68, but I've already sized you up. And you have to understand that, cause I'm a psycho. So when I see big guys like you, I figure out how they hurt you.

In case I have to, in case you, in case you, in case you, I figure out how they hurt you. Yeah. In case I have to. We can't. In case you, I've already figured you have regular guy for arms. Sure. You have like, you have like, deep who forearm. Yeah, you have. You have a size for. I'm all belly.

Yeah, yeah. I'm all belly. Yeah. And yeah, so I would probably hit you in your forum Maybe break your little watch that you love that somebody gave you I still looks for my brother He's only six four so I've yet one was last fight you got into I was a bouncing for a long time No shit, yeah, so now you're bouncing, but you really they used kicking people like enough fighting people though, right sure I worked in crime heights. I never fought anybody. Yeah, you fought a lot of it. That was sarcasm Sorry, I didn't know what you're gonna go with that. Oh look at that Chris when I did it

Yeah, you guys should fight. Yeah, no, don't fight Chris. Yeah, the winner takes care of your grass. Wow I mean how do you go bang, bomb, the fucking puppy? Oh, Jesus, I was a bit of a puppy. Oh, boom. Anyways, I just wanna, you're an actor too. You've been an actor for a while. Yeah, four or five years. Four or five years.

And you actually consider yourself, I mean, that's on your Instagram, your Twitter, Sure. Right? Yeah. A huge actor. What does that noise? I don't your Twitter, right? Yeah, a huge I don't know It's the AC I think oh, sorry. Thanks, sweetie Thank you honey. You're welcome. I was talking to scopo

And if you had done any acting yourself me no, I'm staring ready I yeah, I've done some acting some acting yeah I was in this Canadian movie yeah I've done I've done a couple like little TV things like what I did broad city I play the cop on broad city oh Oh no shit. Yeah, and then I get a I think on billions I got cut out and then I did I played this like bar fly that bothers Mal and Acrimon in the bar. Gotcha. Yeah, what happened? They cut out they cut it out for time. I guess whatever that's weird when that shit happens isn't it? Hey, it sucks because I need whatever I can get yeah, well you still get paid for it. Yeah, I still get residuals Yeah, but I just

We've been fun to be I was telling you because I they were telling me it was gonna be on it And I was like I was telling a couple of comics. I was like, I think I'm gonna be on the show And then they wasn't on it. Can they give you that scene though? Hey, when I Can you get it? I don't even know your age. What I've tried and they said because we didn't air it We won't you can't release. Yeah, that's what I was really yeah, I don't think they're gonna release it No, they can't yeah, but it was fun to do And then I did you can't release it. Yeah, that's what I was really. Yeah, I don't think they're gonna release it. No, they can't release it. Yeah, but it was fun to do. Yeah. And then I did, uh,

Did Schumer? I did Schumer. I did a small part in that. And then I did some show, that Alpha House show on Hulu. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hulu's got some good show.

What's the ghost show they have on there? The Goa? It's a ghost show. The Goa guy sees ghosts. The guy looks like he did it. I was in there, I did it. I played a sumo wrestler on that. Uh, uh, I figured the name of it. Can you look? I see ghosts like I look like I did I play a sumo wrestler on that

I figured the name of it. You look I'm literally I say that and then I'm waiting for fucking fingers This is Chris go bow ready he goes I know. I know. I know. I know. You saw, he saw my arm reach. You saw my arm reach. I was trying to think of this. I knew it. I knew what the show was going to be. Lauren is literally the, she's like the executive that goes around and makes sure the fucking dummies do their job.

She'll literally give him as much time and then she'll reach over. I'll post it. What a hostility with you today. Well, I know it's fun. It's fun. Well, I did that. I like it. It's fun. Okay. And the fans like it when I yell at fun. It's fun. Well, I did that. I like it.

It's fun. And the fans like it when I yell at you. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no take the fuck over for as long as it takes me to drop a do's I'm gonna see what the fuck he's got in the can Yeah, I am very excited for this opportunity There's a fucking mayor like your first day in Arbiz We're here. We're gonna do it now Phil What are you doing you just texted me that you're not letting host the show

Dreaming in my What are you doing? You just texted me that you're not letting him host the show. That's the time you're just doing it during the entire texture of my agent. I got my first, I've got my, I've got a residual checks before. But I actually got my first like holy shit one in my life. Oh really? Yeah. And holy shit good or holy shit good. Holy shit good. Yeah, holy shit.

Well you're a holy shit bed with money. I was holy shit like are you kidding me? Yeah. good. Well you're a lot of shit bad with money. I was holy shit like, are you kidding me? And my wife's such a twat too. I'm like, I can get you, she goes, you can't get it. You know, she was like, I'm like, that money doesn't exist. It's from fucking the Lord Jesus Christ. What would you buy? A mini bike.

A mini bike. Didn't you say you got a vest for it? I'm kidding. I'm not getting a mini bike. Can you bike, okay. Didn't you say you got a vest for a day? I'm not getting the mini bike. I thought you were sharing it. Can you stop? Will you shave your beard a little? Oh, where this?

I got a haircut today. Take that off and wear that hat. I got a beard cut. Yeah. Oh my God. Here, just keep us. Keep that hat. What?

Don't look. Don't use your beard. Look at me. Let me tell you something. If you buy a beard, you'll get a beard. Yeah, keep that hurt Look at me if you let me tell you some if you Why did you sink the Titanic? Why did you sink the Titanic? These points god damn it

All the time you should wear it on stage if this was was the late 90s, you'd have a deal. Yeah. Just put it on hat. She caught the fall. She caught the seat captain without a boat. The duck in Brooklyn with the black brother he never knew me Hipster C captain and his brother I love somebody who does not a lot of it. He fucking didn't have confidence in shiver me timbers

Trailing off and it is pretty amazing when you, you know, because of the union, it sucks to pay when you have to pay that fucking nut up front and you have to pay your dues. I mean, I actually, when I got my shit in Boston years ago, my sag, I got it, say, qualified and I paid that. It was only when I got it, 1,200 bucks. Now it's like three grand. Three grand. I paid both separately before they merged. I did. I paid that. It was only, when I got it, $1,200. Oh, fuck. Now it's like three grand. Three grand, that's up. That's up. That's up. I paid both separately before they merged. I did, I did.

I paid three grand and then 15 hundred. You should get that back. I paid that. I tried. I paid, I paid 1200 and I think the other one was 11 hundred. I was cheaper. But I paid them both. Yeah.

And then I, there was a point where I wasn't acting and I didn't pay my dues. They were like 80 bucks. Yeah. And I didn't pay my dues. They were like 80 bucks Yeah, and I didn't pay and then I got a gig and they were like dude you need I had to write a fucking letter to sag Like please let me back in yeah, I fucked up. I think I blame Mike chick. Yeah at the time I was like, you know, I was her, you know, she threw the thing, some shit, and they got me back in. But when you get that check, man, I just have to give them whatever you owe them, why do you have to write a letter?

Yeah, because they take you out of the system. They, you're gone, you're out, yeah, you're gone, dude. You have to, they do it one time, you can't. If you don't pay your fucking dues in a union, especially when they're only a couple, like 80 bucks or whatever, you go 180 or something. Yeah, you fucking out. You're fucking out. Yeah, the more you make, the more you pay.

Oh, is that true? Yeah, sliding scale. Sliding scale. Oh, that's ridiculous. No, that's great. That's great, because the more you put in, the more you get the pension and stuff later in life. It's like any union, it's the same principle.

Same principle. I mean, the union's great, man. They really really are because they take care of shit that you would never take care of. Like, you know, certain you work a certain amount of hours, you get a trial. I call them to complain about you and it's like, I'm immediately. You know, the bomb. It's right here. It's right here. Give it to him. Can you hear the change?

Actually, give the bomb blanket the fucking big cock sucker. Give it to him. Can you hear it, then? Actually, give him the bomb blanket, the fucking big clock sucker. Listen, I, listen, no, you can't do that. Hold on. I don't have a fucking do that again. Look how big you are. Big guys always come in here. I'm a fuck fuck you. I'll fucking fight you, you fuck sucker.

I gotta take a shit. Are you ready to do this? I'm very ready. I gotta, I'm gonna shit my pants. All right, listen. Listen, what? Just in case there's not enough toilet paper There's more under the sink So we're gonna restart the show ready right now, okay, do you know the song?

Not by heart can you just sing a little of it? I don't listen everybody sing a little bit of it It's gonna be a cluster fuck That's what the host does your mother fuck That's what the host does your mother fuck If I sit there you never know Well the audience Get the fuck out of my chair! Yeah, that's pretty good. Stop pointing that gun at my dick!

I don't have to worry about being funny anymore. He's gone. Dad's gone. I don't have to worry about being funny. He's very empowering over here. He's our step-down. I can actually look at him. I can actually look at him. He's the computer screen behind you.

He's our handsome step-down. What do you think? Get off your own film. Yeah, I know you're a movie star and everything and everything but please get off the phone Welcome to you know what dumb dumb No, he got he got a chuckle he got a chuckle on that one From Lauren counts of course they do oh I'm a very I'm a man of the people when Bobby's gone my my side kicks that they want to chime in

They chime in You're very fast you're called in your side kicks You were actually I am no I am Batman right now I have a man of the people but I just happen to own these two people. I got to be on a bad Bruce Wayne hair Yeah, so in that chair you look like a shock shock I mean Phil's no respect right now. This is crucial. Sean is so jealous of my success. I'm so jealous of my success. I've got cut out a billion. Okay. How long were you in Columbia Phil? We didn't talk about that. Great question Chris. We're there for like a month, aren't you? Yeah, I was there for a month

and then two weeks in Toronto. So you went back to Toronto and shot? Yeah. What do you get to shoot in Toronto? Just different scenes. It started in Toronto and then we went to the bout. What's the bout? Yeah, what's the bout? It's about a photographer and a wedding. Great question too. Yeah, it's about, yeah, I'm a photographer and then it's like my first destination wedding. Wait, you shoot a destination wedding? Yeah, in's about yeah, I'm uh, yeah, it's like I'm a photographer and then it's like my first destination wedding destination Nothing goes wrong He went destination wedding everything went totally smooth

Yeah, it was good. There's no conflict shot lifetime. So it was like 72 hours. Yeah, it's terrible lighting That's the whole crux of the movie. Yeah yeah no and then yeah things things are love story within the movie no love story him and now so is it a comedy yeah yes comedy it's kind of like a dark comedy dark comedy goes there and all the shenanigans that happen in a wedding you're dealing with it you're the main guy so yeah yeah you're bringing all those characters together okay It's a Colombian weapon. Did you have to learn? No, it's a destination weapon.

It's a destination weapon. You got to listen to him. Did you learn how to use the most damn weapon? Sorry. You know, I'm listening. Did you have to learn how to use the camera? What are you taught on set? A little bit.

A little bit. Now what kind of cameras do you use? Great question, Chris. We use the M. No, I don't know. Just like whatever they handed me. All right. Toronto, I have nothing else. Was there a lot of cocaine? Did you do drugs down there? I did not I did not I've heard what we were there

I heard that cocaine is decriminalized in Columbia. Really is that true? That's what I heard. Yeah, can you look? That seems like that somebody telling you that's a you go to jail. Yeah, yeah, it's fine I just buy the back from a cop. It's not only torn our country apart, but it's decriminalized You can have apparently you can have like a gram per person. How was it decriminalized and now it's safer? For you? I'm possible. Yeah, I don't know that's that's what someone is relatively safer another thing I read when scope was on the thing is that 145 people this year had been kidnapped for ransom

Yeah, so I don't know if that's true. Yeah, 145 people, but they did say it was down from last year It's down from last year The adding for ransom like there's logic to this yeah, yeah, yeah for ransom should if you got money You got to make that out of me scary though going down He's like Yeah, I think you're a celebrity. I didn't know, but the resort was in kind of like a shitty neighborhood, and we would leave the resort and kind of

go around. How far was your set from the hotel? It shot in everything shot in and around the hotel. That's the wedding there. No, but we would leave. We would leave. Holy shit, it's back. I think you get shit over there. We're having a good time. We're talking about

Remain the show He's doing it I'm not a dictator I let the people speak That's not true He was doing a great job. He was a great job. He was a lot of well learning a lot about the film. He was asking real question That's fine. I just want to leave my mark on here on this chair I heard you ask you questions. Yeah. And it was the same shit about your movie.

People want to know. People want to know. We still want to know. Not enough, not enough. Thanks buddy. You know what I host? I don't shut the lights off when I host. Oh, yeah, you do.

It's called the funny lights. We had a great talk. Oh, yeah, you do. It's called the funny lights. We had a great talk I'm a big cabit for a minute. It's a real big cabit. Oh, that show was good. I should have hosted because I'm wearing the captain hats. Yeah, I should have hosted because I'm the... Oh, okay. Can you skin me? He's the biggest celebrity here. He's the best-combing here. Yeah, I know. Can you skin me? He's the biggest one over here. He's the biggest one over here. That's coming here.

Yeah. He did. He wanted to say it. I know. Listen to me. First of all, that hat, if you promise to wear that all the time, you can have it. Every time you do the show, that's the hat you wear. Yeah, you put the wear that hat. It does look so good.

It does look good. It fits your head. But it's also becoming the shape and everything. Huh? What is it, Phil? It's becoming. It looks great. It's just head hurt. It's also becoming the shape and everything. What is it Phil? It's becoming. It's a it's a it's just your hat. Yeah, it's a I look like I should have every job Associating with this that right. Yes, you should have a captain. You look and you don't even look American anymore You look for it. Am I a psycho? Why would I wear a captain's hat anywhere besides you're bad us? Besides you about us

Who works the This is a village mother fuck Own it own that shit I think it should pay Bobby for You make them I want to ask you question. How much would it cost for you to wear that hat until tomorrow? All day today and tomorrow. You have shows tonight. Yeah, I do. Here's yeah, I do. I'm not wearing it here. I'm not wearing it here I'm not wearing it here. Why? You don't say anything You have to fucking don't acknowledge it. Yeah, you do not acknowledge the hat. Would people comment on it just look perplexed?

Just go what? People have to think, I'm you, you're you Phil. Yeah, I have the hat on. Okay. What's up? How you feel? What's happening? What's up with that?

Hat? That you're captain's hat. Oh, thanks. That was fun. They're going to think I'm like an 80s ship captain comment or something when I go, we already do. Oh, thanks. It's how it's done. They're going to think I'm like an 80-ship captain comic or something when I go, we already do. We already do.

Shit. All right, so fill you movie. Yeah. Finally, let's get back to it. Why don't you have your movie about this hat? Huh? I don't know. What would it be called?

Chivrami-tomers. Chivrami-tomers. Chivrami-tomers. Ch be called. Chivrami. Chivrami. Chivrami. Chivrami. Chivrami. Chivrami. Chivrami. Chivrami.

I want to go to Dan. I want to go to it's uh, uh, people got it. What you were about to do. What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? What you did? Who needs the bomb, Dan? Nobody. Nobody. That's where it was. What do we got in the chat room?

Talk to me. Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, if Sean played Michael Morden, oh, so we have a thing going in the chat. If Sean played Michael Morden movie, some of the titles would be Fahrenheit 7-11. Oh, that's for real. Rolling for Columbine. That's all right.

Carbohydrates, I love story. I just heard that. I broke the pact. I deserve that. Where in the world is my penis? Yeah. All right. Thicco. This is people emailing it. Why look at pretending I'm the only one who's there. Hey, hey, back off. Yeah. Let it lie. All right., let it when I get hit when I get hit I Like the war I What do you got what else you got behind you?

Tofook says he wonders what the total weight of the entire Cast imagination. I really should have checked the building We can figure that out real fast. We're gonna end up in the summer. We should probably all write it down So we don't say over the mic. Why? How do you guess? Why? I'm so happy.

Well, we just ruined the game. It's a carnival game. Yeah. Then everybody else, he gets everybody else. I need a bass. What else we got? Pepe says, I love Scopo. I practically blew him in an email.

I sent yesterday because he said I could bring him in the studio. Oh. You can bring me in the studio. Yeah, I can actually veto that. It and say now you can't come because you like Scopo. Oh, do you know when you put on Instagram some guys shit on all of us? Yeah, I don't really. Yeah, you did. It was crazy. Some guy was shit on all over us the minute you posted this. Who was on the show yesterday to Instagram? Really? He was like Scopo. Who booked this garbage? Really? He was right. I did book it.

Is that all you got? I think you're right. I got two more things. Sure, great. Good. Fred Grasse says Sean looks like he's pushing a line of fish sticks. I said that. Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's an easy go to. I didn't hear it. So it was actually funny. Thank you for really, really capping that. You really do should you should be the new spokesperson for red locks Today kids have captain Highliner in America You do no really Highline Fishman we have that guy. Yeah, we have In Canada, which is obviously it's a little more sophisticated, but yeah We have captain Highliner and you look you look like a young captain Highliner and he's so yeah, that's like a no frills Gordon's fisherman

Let's be okay. I don't know what he's gonna have to Highline what even had he's behind this Lexi. I don't know my high line Not let everybody know stupid the producer Bring it to the fucking smart and hot chick next to you? Yeah, he does. Let me take right now. There it is. It does look like Sean. Yeah, it does. There he is. He looks like a young,

that young, the beard. Why does he have the Jesus fish on his hat though? That's Canada for you. Well, because we love the lower. It's the same guy. It looks strange. That's not a Jesus fish. That's just the fish. on No, no, no, no, that is a Jesus That's a Jesus fish right there. That's like that guy some day you well Someday, well, yeah, listen, that is a Jesus fish 100% that's that's a that's a definitely a camp at Jesus

Yeah, yeah, I think it's just a fish God that's a jeep. Oh, you know, we type in we type in Jesus fish. Please. What else you got? Last thing is I actually have some roast battle jokes left over that related to scopo mowing your lawn I thought I didn't get to do them. So oh please. Yes But you have to do them over here and we have to judge them. Yeah, get them We get the mic ready. You have to do it over there put the the thing on you I'm gonna do it from Omar C. Okay great. Yeah, all right. Yeah All right, so Scopo let's be real the only time you kill is when you mo Bobby's lawn

One second first of all thumb dumb Satan the microphone so I can get you jokes You just give two a year and you fucking want into the air listen and you know I'll say a second. First of all, thumb dumb Satan to the microphone so I can get you jokes. You give two a year and you fucking won into the air. Listen, and you, you know what I'm with, set you up. You had to turn the mic on over here. Oh, okay. All right, here we go. Ready? Are you guys ready for the Rose Battle? Woo!

That's the YKWD Rose Battle, starring Deepu and fucking Chris fucking no sense. Scobo. It's way too much setup for two punchlines. Here we go. Scobo, go ahead. I'll be Louis J. Gomez. Go ahead. Go ahead. See, the setup is weird, because I was going to say the jokes

in sequence, but then you just did this whole thing. Yeah, I know. It was called being funny. Go ahead and do it. All right. So Scobo, the only time you kill is when you mob Abbi's lawn, which is disappointing because gardening is so clearly your family trade. Eh? No, get that. Why?

Why is your own retirement? That would have been funny. My grandpa is the 50s. My grandpa was a gardener, though. He's going to update the caratite. I didn't know that. He's 40 years ago, Joe. Yeah.

Last time I started Italian on a fucking lawn. Yeah. Well, he's in charge of the Mexicans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah last time I started Italian on a fucking lawn Well, he's in charge of the Mexicans That I own a business. I'm doing well in life We're talking about how to Stamps, all right. Yeah, how many steps? How about this Bobby should have called the green thumb not the green comic

Ah, oh, it's pretty good. I like that. All right. Yeah, that's from you. Yeah, that was me and that's all you got Yeah, yeah, yeah, shit it was shit more. There was a lot of long time. I like that. All right. Yeah, that's from you. Yeah, that was me and that's all you got. Yeah Yeah, yeah, shit. I wish I had more there was a lot of long time I actually liked it. Oh shit. I didn't sit on those three jokes for about eight months now I liked it instead of a green time. I heard two jokes, but um I would I would I would have Bobby could should have called the green thumb instead of a green comic. I'm sorry, I messed that joke up. Instead of a shit comic.

That was a funny one, right? No, dear, we stop. You're a good comic. He is a good comic. I reach out to you. You just say to kill. You saw him kill. I don't think we've ever done this show together.

Chris, I would like to see you. We did a show couple. We should go together. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Do you? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. We're going to be right. I'm sorry. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Did you stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, I've said you a boat. I've actually seen scope or kill too actually he's killed with me on the road. We had a great show of McGuire's. Yeah, he's a week's ago

Yeah, he does great man in front of certain crowds No, I'm kidding. He's killed. He's killed me a bunch of time. He killed at the um and Pennsylvania in the Pennsylvania show. We fucking annihilated Thanks guys. I appreciate those My day is my day set And fucking deep who's gotten funny too man deep who's I mean very funny. I'm very excited about that. We're gonna do a live show again and you fucks gonna do standup There's no pressure in that at all. That's great. Yeah, well that there is pressure in that and that's like showbiz Right guys, well're still ready.

Did you go sun tanning this early? No, I just got probably going to sun burn. Oh, is that what that is? It's probably just, I was out for like five minutes. My body started to decompose. I just thought, like, you see the signs of rigamortis. I urge people always ready to die. Can I say something?

You talk like you're always doing sports and outs. Yeah. Now it's a sunbar. I wish people are gonna die. And that's the way we get a fight. Yeah, you know, you know, you'll be intense. But is it that bad? Is it still red? No, it's good. I actually look good. I don't think it looks good. You could actually also play a high school football coach. Yeah. Yeah. It's a wide pool of. Okay's here's the pool. Let's give everybody gets four pools, okay? Right you definitely politician is one politician. I would say a

Retired cop You got to be a captain I would say a captain or detective you're not a cop you're not fit in the blues. That's fair. Yeah And she got a cop Detect slimy sales guy car salesman. Shoes salesman. Shoes. You gotta take me down to shoes. I already said car. Take me down to show. That's horrible. I use car salesman. He's like, no, you got to put where. You guys talk it over each other. What'd you say? No, I think

that salesman. Yeah. Slimeball salesman. Slime ball salesman. We got a cop. We got a slime ball salesman. A ball dish in one more. Uh, it's some type of coach, gym teacher, angry guy. Yeah. Guy who to sprained his ankle and now he just curses the kids and his angry. All right. Yeah.

You have to. Yeah. Yeah. All right. There you go. Phil, what do you got for myself? Yeah. Photographer in Columbia. Yeah. Yeah. Photographer in Columbia?

Yeah. Leading man. Oh god, it's a wide range, Bobby. I think it's not as wide as you think. Yeah. He's like, close to like, I would say, uh, fucking, a country barista. Yeah. I don't know why you'd say that, but...

Just draw some middle finger in your latte. Watch it. No, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I'm as obvious as this. I do think you're as obvious. Yeah, like you could be, you definitely work at a bike store or that guy.

Uh-huh. Like what tire do you need? I can see that. You can play any part of a Canadian in any movie where they say he's a Canadian. Yeah, I could do that. I just say sorry. Sorry. Toronto. I think like the good looking heroin addict.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, good looking heroin addict. A permanent midnight car salesman for both coach and politician. You could be the deck hand on his boat. Yeah. But you would be the my boss that's on land. Okay. I get on the boat.

There's four. That's four for you. Yeah. All right, Shawnee, what do you got? I got captain and captain and captain. Captain and captain. No, I have. You'd be a great leather.

I don't know the ones that I have cop. I have cop. A cop I did. But you can't be a cop with that. Construction worker. You construction worker with that. Construction worker, you can't be a cop with that facial hair. It's against the rules. Yeah, you can be a detective. I just don't know how to take that. I don't look like I would make detect.

Rodi, Rodi. You could be a... You could be a... Rodi, Rodi. Okay, we got Rodi. Rodi, short order cook. Cab driver. Long order cook, he's great. Cab cook. Cab driver. Long order cook.

Cab driver. Cab driver. Yeah. I was like old school cab driver. Yeah. 70s cab driver. Can we give you a safe cab driver for? Yeah.

You're not driving a green cop. Community center director. Community center. I don't know. It's a major. Those are always popular in movies. It was a nudity bell It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up.

It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up.

It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up.

It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. It's me that up. I shouldn't be top brass. He can't be top brass because that facial hair is a no-go the whole way. So I guess what? I shave it and you'll be like, okay, now you can be a cop. Yeah. You can trim it up, you get a mustache.

Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, but you can't have that fucking weird, hippie beard and be a cop. And you can't be that chubby and have the beard and be a cop. I don't care what brass is, you know. Well, the universe, you could be a politician in Maine. Yeah. For a month.

Yeah, for a month. I could be a fisherman. All right, so we have, we have, you're a captain. Geography teacher. Geography, oh, go. Geography teacher. He's been around the world. He's been working like scientists, like really smart scientists.

No, no, no, no, no, stop awareness. What? He's dying. Williamsburg, who opened like a store that just sells like cookie dough. Boom, fucking fill. Something like that, fill. Well, bad, that's filled.

That's definitely filled. Yeah, yeah, cuz filled doesn't eat the cookies. Right, cuz that's why he's so thin. He gluten, he just tell you about it. He gluten free cookies. Stunt cock, I always get stunt cock. Stunt cock? Yeah, feel like you're fucking, I forget it.

I got nothing. I wasn't gonna say and get the bend in. So, all right, Omar, of you're fucking forget it. I got nothing I was gonna say and get the band in so all right. Oh my of course Bouncer in me retired I think wrestler wrestler for ball play a Baby look at large baby how large Puerto Rican baby. Yeah You can pay a fucking You can pay a fucking I'm a manager technician Hello

Puerto Rican He could do yeah, you could do a smart guy You have a smart guy face Oh, I see guy, I see guy I'm not gonna see a side shot Might not have any lines but you definitely have a side shot I never have any lines Puerto Rican silent bob Yeah, you ever put a recon silent bob?

You never have lines and sex drugs? No, they hadn't, someone cut them What were the lines? What's the Bobby? Yeah, pretty sure it was Bobby. I have that problem. I was a line, it's like, hey you, don't eat that. You are convinced.

You cut them, there's the way you take it. It's critical. Don't eat that. Hey you, period. Don't eat that. It's a comma, Bobby. Hey you, you had it the period. I should have done it, okay, hey you, don't eat that.

There's the comma. Listen. Don't eat that. It's a comma, Bobby. I'm saying you out of the period. You should have done it. Hey, you don't eat that. Listen, here's the thing. I think you do an M8, a friendly M8. Not the asshole that made. No, no, no, no.

You're the guy that you walk in, like a shared guy. Like, Phil would walk in and go fuck. And he'd be like, you want some tea? And I'd be like, oh, cool. What's that code for? You know? Not just tea. No. All right. I was going to get a band down. Oh, it's close. So you get inmate. Yeah. You got bouncer. Bouncer. We got nerd. I teen nerd. I teen nerd. And then we need one more. What about the football player that only gets called in when someone else gets injured? He's like on the bench and then he gets called in and then we need one more. What about the football player that only gets called in when someone else gets injured?

He's like on the bench and then he gets called in and then makes a big shot. I should have been the fucking guy in the blind side. That's what I should have been. I look more like the actual guy than I ever. What about cable guy? Now do you own me as a question that on a serious note? Yeah, a cable guy.

Seriously. Sorry. No, because you, that actually brought up something I wouldn't want to ask you. Do you think that it plays a factor that you're not black? Like, does that, because I, look, is because you're Puerto Rican, and that guy was black, and if they cast you in that role, that it would have been a fucking

problem. I don't, it wasn't a problem when Johnny that played Indian guys I'm pretty sure it'll be fine if I play a black guy I mean I think it's changing I think it was a little bit of an issue and it did think I told him back Zoe Saldano with Nina Simone that was kind of no dude no one People when I walk down the street no one's like debating whether I'm Puerto Rican or black bag they just cross the street No one's got a really good shoot. Yeah, no one's debating whether I'm Puerto Rican or Black, but they just cross the street. Right. No one's trying to really shoot you. Yeah, no one's trying to talk to you. No one's trying to talk to you. Yeah, he's Puerto Rican, he's fine.

I'm going to keep walking toward him. It's just... Yeah, but you know it's scary. As soon as I saw you, I thought you were a nice guy. Well, because I was being nice. When I'm walking down the street and I'm just like headphones on, that listening, I'm just like stone facing. Anybody that has eyes, most people are going to move out. Yeah, they're just going to... I moved out a headphones on that listening. I'm just like stone facing. I'm just like stone facing. I'm just like stone people. I'm just gonna move out of there. I'm just gonna move out of there.

I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there.

I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there.

I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of there. I moved out of my way because I just look sweaty and desperate so they don't know what I'm they don't know like if this is like my falling down all of it you're gonna bomb it has yeah like it like this guy's one minute for the edge you look like all times you look like you just caught a disease literally just incubating just just happening yeah I just got the results you got it yeah fuck I could play that guy

Nice, another role that he just caught a disease. I remember I when I used to go in in LA used to go for Mexican roles all the time Well, I could see back when I hair and I was so low. Yeah, you're and I tell terrible cuz I'm like a soap opera star and you're Hold the headshot with this sombrero that old headshot. I Never some braille. Oh, it's a joke for the next time. Give it to him. Are you serious? Yes. Because you guys don't have a good sense of you.

You know what you're getting on this one, you fucking can't. You're getting the slow pass, too. Oh, no. No. Slow pass. Oh. And there you go.

That's a brand new fucking band-in, I think I invented the slow pass. It's the first time I've ever got the band-in on this show. Yeah, well, it's not your last, believe me, to keep it up. Yeah, I felt bad. I mean, I booked the first time I did the job, the Dennis Larry show. I booked a Spanish guy named Luis.

And I had a fake an accent the whole time. And I knew I took a job away from fucking some Spanish dude. That he has a fucking accent. You know, and I'm an Irish, I'm an Irish Italian guy from Boston going, Mr. Leedy, or whatever the fuck is this? You do not want to go into the theme, you know what I mean? And it's like fuck, you know? Do you feel bad about it?

No, I needed the money. Yeah, right, exactly. It's acting, you're pretending anyway. It's the whole, you know? The whole thing behind that is there's got to be a Spanish guy that can act well enough To do that part sure there is if you need a Spanish guy hire a fucking Spanish guy Yeah, yeah, cuz they don't get fucking hired right that's a good point and that's that's kind of where we're at It's a fair point. I mean look in society right now. Yeah, you look at every fucking show it looks like a Benetan ad right

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah it's a fucking Beneton ad yeah it's it they're they're touching everything yeah just to make sure right cover the bases which makes sense there's always something I mean I don't think it makes sense to do it just to do it but I think if you know but if you're trying to find good Spanish or black actors to do you know then I think if, you know, but if you're trying to find good Spanish or black actors to do, you know, then I think that makes sense. I don't think it makes diversity for the sake of diversity is never good,

but I think more people, more voices, I don't think it's a horrible thing, you know. I think there's always that down thing is because they put black makeup on her and she's already gone. No, yeah, they make Gavre and no, she made her darker. Yeah, first of all, explain that to people

that don't know that. There's always that down there. She's playing Nina Simone and she looks nothing. She's super light skinned. I don't know, is she 100% asking her to be a mannequin? Oh, she's spanner. All right, so yeah, that's dumb in itself. But even though she looks nothing like Nina Simone.

Right. Yeah, this is bad casting, but on top of that, they put Brown makeup on and I think. And it's almost like illogical because they're making her look like Nina Simone. So it's not like illogical because they're making her look like in a Simone. So it's not like they're hiring her to do a white-washed version. They're making her look like a woman.

Well, on top of that, the story was in authorizing the Simone's family. Right. Yeah. So she's kind of a lot of flak. Right. I mean, but what happened? We're as acting then. If we have to hire the exact person you know that physically

to be that person where is the acting isn't right i mean you want if it's a biography you want some authenticity yeah you want some like if you need to make somebody look african american is higher in actor in america right right okay then who could play her who could play in a small uh... the chick from where in the world is common sandy ego uh... she's dead too, actually, yeah. There's a lot. There's a few.

The maidish, uh, this year from SNL. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a matter of marriage. Yeah. She's an actress. Oh, OK.

What was the girl that pulled off? Yeah, she's in. How do you? What's her? Zoe is Zoe. She has a maidah. No. It'll come right up when you prime in Zoe.

She looks nothing like her. There's nothing like her. Yeah, you know, can I tell you something about this girl? Yeah, can I tell you something about this girl? I'll tell you something about Zoe too. Yeah, I don't know who the fuck Who she's hooked up with She's in every goddamn fucking movie. There is she's like, yeah, she is an air dude. She Every fucking movie. You're not supposed to be in fucking two sci-fi hits. Right, yeah, yeah. You can't be in...

Why not? She's in so many movies, she was in that Columbia movie that fills it. Yeah, she was in that one. I'm gonna let her sit out. I'm gonna let her sit out. Get over here. Come over here. I'm gonna let her sit out. Hi, Liz let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out.

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I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit out. I'm gonna let it sit your title? I don't have a title. I give you the ruler of everything. I like that title. Everybody know Liz, right? You know Omar? No, hi, I'm Omar. Thanks for me, Joe. That's Omar. You know, you like Sean's hat? How? Something. How are you fucking? I'm too. Liz. Liz. That's your hat, right? No, it's not my hat anymore. It's his hat. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. It's so fucking good on him. You didn't even notice it.

Yeah, no, it's perfect. It suits you. That's It's his hat. Let me ask question. Yeah, it's so fucking good on him You didn't notice it perfect. It's it's you That's what we can say He said got a lot where I'm not aware of the man. I'm not where I give you 200 bucks 200 bucks cash Wearing 200 bucks cash you wear that one day Up until tomorrow three o'clock that you see yeah on stage On stage tonight 200 bucks cash I don't know you hundred dollars cash Jump so quick I

Open things up You can discover channel I think they called I want you to host them this catch. Yeah, they do. Yeah, right. They want you to catch cap. Yeah, too. Catch boat.

Can we start a hashtag to make this one? Catch boat. Yeah. Wow. I'll show you where that happens. So you're redoing the show. The question. First of all, this is Liz from the new popular Misery Loves

company. Yeah. That is so good. It is so outrageous. from the new popular, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh How'd you get suckered into it? It was like, hey Liz, manana, na, can't be there. Can you like sit in on one Monday? I was like, sure, I'll give you an hour. And then it's like, oh no, no, you have to come next week. Oh no, no, you have to. Well, that's your fault. I know I'm a fucking idiot.

No, it's your fault because everybody loved her. Yeah. When she was on the show, I was like, fucking keep Liz because you and Lenny are the only ones that can fucking corral Kevin's fucking narcissistic psychopath crazy. That's crazy. I hadn't listened to it till yesterday and then it's just so funny. It's so outrageous. It's really funny. We're gonna do we want to do a live show with the Village Underground. Okay. We do it. Are we gonna do in the lounge?

We're doing the lounge. We need to do more shows. We have to get we're gonna do this show. All right. Well, when is the when is the depu depu motherfucker? You know what I thought We're doing the lounge. We need to do more shows. We have to do this show. Well, when is the... Deepu, Deepu, mother fucker. You know what, I thought about this today. I told you. You say it out. I told you've been busy with what?

Walking dogs. I told you. Oh! This is all fire! This is all fire! It's K-9 transport by the way. I told you to give me a one sheet, right? And I said, give me an amazing computer and then like a, you know, a whatever acceptable computer. I feel like I told you to do that a month ago.

Well, the dogs need to be walked so I'm doing. Because we're using what they're used to. Oh, my. Yeah. Zipoo. Is that what everyone's waiting for for me? Yeah. That's all we're doing. Okay. We're doing live shows there all the time. Yeah, yeah All right, try to go now. Should I just leave the podcast and oh it's passive aggressive

It was the passive aggressive bandana. It's right here. Oh, we don't have one because it's passive aggressive passive aggressive. My old sweat tissue. Yeah, take it. Well, why are you going to be a cut about it? The spaces open, the space is open. We want to use it. We want to do live shows. Deepu, come on, man.

Come on, man. Come on, man. This is a point, man. Deepu, it's on you, man. Come on, man. I speak so highly of you all the time. All the time. I do too.

I don't, but I do this, guys. I've never spoken to you. I do not. I don't, but I do. Guys, I've never spoken. I do not. Okay. Can I have this information by Friday? Today's Tuesday. Yeah, so yeah, I'll definitely send you an email. Okay. With all the parts that we have to buy. Yes. And costs. All that. Cool. Sounds good. Friday. God, do I love Liz? Man, there's so much pressure when you're on the air. Listen, Liz. No nonsense. Yeah. So we're going to do your show live. Okay.

We're getting, we're getting security. Well, I have volunteers to be here. I'll be your security. Would you do it? I fucking would do it. You and Steve. You and Steve. Yeah.

Or Teddy. We get Teddy to do it. Yeah, I can throw it in the hand if you can. Can I do a set of them? We need to secure them off. We need to secure them off. Can I do a set between second ideas? Toddler goes crazy.

Stanley Stanley's got a cover. Funny stand up. Get it. You'll secure them of it. Because you have to give a throw pass. Give a throw pass. Give a throw pass. Wait, man, do the slow pass.

You can't do the slow pass. Blow up in your face. Anyways, yeah. So we're going to be doing live show. And you'll be one of them. And we actually have, when do we have our live show? May 22nd. Where is that, sweetie? The cake shop.

Really? Why do you look so adorable today? Why are you doing it there? Oh, thank you. Why are we doing it? It's actually part of pod fest. Oh, you're doing pod fest. I'm trying to squeeze the information.

I don't know why she's being smelling this shit. I love her glasses. Can you give us the rest of the information. I don't know why she's being smelling this shit. I love her glasses. Can you give us the rest of the information? Okay, so May 22nd we'll be at the cake shop for pod fest at 9 30 p.m. and we go for an hour and all the tickets you

can buy on our Twitter Facebook and Instagram. All the links are there and the tickets are selling right? Yes. Yeah. They're going to they're going quick. So we only have about a month left. So they're going to be going we only have about a month left, so.

They're going to be gone. They're going to be gone. They're going to be sold out. Yeah. So we're doing that live. We're trying to get a special guest. I'm working on it. I'll do it if you want.

You said that. I think the key word you miss was special. When you took it special the other way. Oh, we did. Go back to Columbia Phil. He's so mad about that. Phil, we have Louis Chigom as Dan Soder and Joe List. Yeah, we have, yeah, of course, we have those guys. Yes, go ahead, sweetie. That's it.

And yeah, I real quick, did you guys know that April is stress awareness month? Yes. Like, we needed to know that, right? We need to, anything in our mind is about the stress awareness month. I mean, I'm much pressure in every day to know that, right? We needed anything to remind us about the stress awareness month. I mean, how much pressure in every day anyways, right Phil? Yeah. Phil. This is a conversation.

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Best invention of 2015. Who the fuck was knocking? That was the water. I sent Bernie around the corner to get water. Oh, that's what he brought water back. It was a human being knocking. It was, yes. It wasn't the water in the building knocking.

It was a human being with water. Well, I thought you said it's the water, and I thought the water was the battery. It was the water delivery. The one knocking. So Sean took the head off already I read me out Oh my god come on dude

It looks good on you No fuck that No it happens to snitches I don't care It doesn't happen to me Put the backpack on There's what I like about Omar There's what I like about Omar

That he fucking uses his I will I don't you can't beat me up You can't beat me up In real life we know that but I'll he of the fucking shovel I'm not like the fucking you know you won't not if you get hit by hit behind with a fucking spade and shovel you reach my head yeah I would I'll get the extra long one at home depot with the that doesn't vibrate I can maybe I'm home deeper I'm tired home before. It's my entire. That doesn't vibrate. I am he actually he's he's almost

a sweet. You know he brought me yesterday. Oh yeah. Cookies. He works his girl works it's sesame street. Wow. Are you serious? Are you snuffing? I'm on the clock right now. I'm on the clock right now. I'm stuck up, we're on the clock right now. What did you do in Sessmys? This is what we should be doing. What are you doing? I'm getting into it for the second hour. I'm out of host with my joe, you fucking Canadian. Okay, I'm up blowing my nut with Sessmys, the fucking giant from Sessmys Street.

I'm gonna talk about your fucking dumb movie for the fucking first half. You mean Sun Downers? Yeah, Sun Downers. Sun Downers. Yeah. Is that what it's called? Sun Downers. Sun Downers. Sun Downers Is that what it's called sundowners? Yeah, sundowners. Yeah, that's really the name. Oh my god. So anyway, I think it's gonna be a huge hit

John is so jealous Captain persona totally failed I hope you win a fucking a low budget dot. Uhget Emmy. Thank you our low-budget Oscar. I appreciate that. As the star. Yeah, do they have like an Oscar's in Columbia? They have one in Canada my friend. Okay, it's made of coke. Just a glass of water if you win. This is the

chick of fruit out of Czech water. Yeah, clean water. But yeah, he works at Sesame Street. He comes in yesterday with a bag of goodies from Maxi. That's cool. What do you do at Sesame Street? I'm really I know. I'm a transportation coordinator and my wife is a writer and script supervisor. What do you mean the trend? Who needs to get to Sesame Street? The star-resbeth is it? The producer. Yeah, I forgot. I was on it as a little kid. There was on it three times. Yeah, but Kelly, yeah, yeah. What you do is a little kid there was on a three times. Yeah, what you do is a little kid I dance with snuffle up against the polka once What's his name?

Snuffle up a guess Stop stop stop stop. Is it snuffle up against? Oh snuffle up against Whatever it's the thing What is it? It's stuff a stuff a stuff a whatever it's the things isn't it is a lot of guess hang on Yeah, I thought it was love a kiss it's not for love a guess. Oh, it's not for love a good All right, same. No, it's not the same idea Stop a lot of kisses his brother. Yeah, I was on that I was on and I did a thing with it with Elmo and something with Big Bird really yeah, that's amazing

Yeah, he's an old white guy that looks like a meth addict. Is he really tall guy? No, no, not the guy that suit the whole thing. Oh, he's an 8 for 2. Is it 8 for 2? No, I want to talk to you about this. Yeah, you wife writes stuff for Sesame Street. Yeah, she has written stuff for them. So, she's 6 years old.

She is only 5 to the tiny lady. Is she white? She's white as fuck and I love it. You dated a white girl. I married to a tiny lady. Yeah, is she white? She's white as fucking. I love it. You dated a white girl. I'm married to a white girl. So you're married to a white girl. She's five to five to what is you a fetish time? I want the biggest Puerto Rican ever. Yeah, probably. Wow, that's great, man. Now now, now, because you invited me down and I was very excited to go. I when is it whenever you need to you got to bring max I'm not a pedophile

Fucking dumb Canadian No, you be surprised I think you guys have an idea you be surprised guys like I want to go you have a kid no Well, because we all look at we all grew up a Sesame Street. Yeah, of course Yeah, here's the thing if you want to watch something creepy watch the pilot episode of stress Sesame Street Really raggedy puppets and stuff or no, no, it's not that it's that all it's this it's Sesame Street little town Right and there's a black dude and a woman that's that's why it's creepy. No, no right and there's a black dude and uh woman that's that's why it's creepy no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I was like, me oh man, what are you, what the fuck's going on? Right. I was like, you can't just take kids. Yeah. And even though you're nice as shit, because back then, life was different.

Life was different. It wasn't a big deal, but now when you watch it, you're like, yo man, you know, you can't just take somebody's kid off the street. Well, that's what, but that's the world thing you're going to do. Dude, if I saw my, if I went looking for my kid, and I couldn't find, and he's up in some Clack Dude house, you know, milk, listen, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. She's lactose intolerant. Right. my kid and I couldn't find he's up in some Clack dude house right listen mother fuck up yeah she's

lactose intolerant right that it wasn't a big deal back then because there's not more there's not more pedophilia going on now than there was then no I don't know was now there's got to see now I mean I mean people didn't know the internet know what was going on the internet yeah nobody had any idea people were more The internet, yeah. Nobody had any idea. People were more naive back then. Right, right now.

Okay, but I remember being a kid. We didn't have car seats. We sat in the front seat. No, we didn't have helmets. Right. We stayed out all day. We came in when the sun went down, maybe. And listen, I didn't have a fence, I didn't have a fence.

Right. We played in the fucking street. I don't know. What are the statistics? But also a lot of kids who were molested were totally like, shut up. Back then they were like, shut up. You know what I mean?

Yeah, you know, shut up. Yeah, you learn how to beat. You know, you're only going to be, it's like he's a lonely guy. Leave him alone. Yeah, you learn how to be a good egg. Right. You learn how to keep your mouth shut.

That's the way it was. Now that's the solution. Worst shot. You know, if you're molested, raise your hand. If you're molested raise your hand if you molested raise your hand never unfortunately Nobody was molested. Yeah Chris you molested never touched I have two good parents Okay, I Go to bust out islands in the stream right now corner by himself. It's pretty shit. I took scopo. See you Chris you never thought you never sucked when he friends off as a kid. That's not a lot of station. I know it's fun. Yeah.

Yeah. Wait a minute. Hold on. I was blessed every day. Every single day I was blessed. I'm going. I'm blowing so much blowing somebody to sleep over. I gotta go. Nome's calling. You know, she's not going because I'm sorry. I apologize Sorry, it's all right blowing something in a sweet home. Before he is a real thing Slated just gets up and lives No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, God. No, of course. I was kidding. I was kidding. I was just not ballastation. I mean, if you held down while he does it, and the father's watching. Right.

That's fine. Well, sometimes you're kidding around with your friend and like you're getting, you know what I mean? But that's still not ballastating around. What do you mean? I mean, it's that everybody's, you know what I mean? When you're 13. No, I would be fine.

I would be fine. I would be fine. How are you possibly getting redder? You're actually taking color from Phil. I would be fine. I would just how are you possibly getting redder You're actually taking Turn off the lights. No, I think I think it's when you're a young kid you're 13 It's like somebody somebody's idea somebody initiate. Yeah, it doesn't mean they're holding somebody down. How old are you now? No, no, no, when you know when it's not when you were doing this joke. Oh now? No, no, no, when you know when it's not when you were doing this joke. Oh

12 13 14, you know that age yeah, that's not the guy was holding down Nobody was getting hold down I said that I mean something was you know you would make a physical suggestion that somebody would know, we wouldn't hold them down. Yeah. Oh, that's so good. Joke you, it's like a rage joke. I know, I know. You can't say it. I'll take the rag. You have it when rage jokes bombs are another rag

to like a bloody one. It's actually a rag with a blog on it. Some 20 white guys. They're not gonna let me play Rob Ford, please. No, don't. What were we talking about before that? I forgot. I don't know. I think we're talking about frustration.

Let's get back to Sesame Street. Yeah. So because you grew up with Sesame Street and the original ones were fucking weird. If you look at them now, it was dark. It was, they were dark there. Look at these pictures. We got some. got some oh yeah it was weird big bird was creepier than it is now yeah big bird was people the big birds head look at big bird that's weird that's weird that's a lot

cool he looks like he has that Brazilian mosquito disease yeah Zika Zika Zika Zika Zika Zika warm Columbia uh you know what we're talking about I'm cool but Zika. Did you go to Zika Wong Columbia? You know what people were talking about. I'm cool, but yeah, people were, it was the talk of the town, Zika. They talk very weird. And now, but I mean, I'd love to go to, I am fascinated to go to Sesame Street. It's cool.

Because they shoot it. I have to know the story of studios. You know, way too much of it. I know it all, baby. But they shoot it there, but they shoot, like all the other stuff all over the city, but the actual scenes are shot. And I just wanna see but I'm not I don't know if I want to bring Max you got to bring hang on will it will it fuck him up to see the guy

no yeah no yeah time out it's a learning there's Santa timeout yes kids I've seen kids and I've worried about it because I brought my niece the kids don't see the person behind the puppet. How? I mean, they see them, but they don't register. They see the puppet and they just like talk to Alamo. They're talking to Rosita.

So they don't see fucking some dude smoking a polymer and 100 with his hand up Elmo's asshole. It's not for 70s anymore. It's like holding Elmo down. Like a cracket or it wasn't like a pedophile. He's a pedophile. Don't say it. Don't get the trouble on this.

No. I'm not getting you fired. No, he was a great person. I was his driver. He was a great person. I didn't see any of that bullshit happening. I think it's all bullshit. You do.

I do. And no shit. Yeah. You don't leave. Really? But he's a great guy. Now they replaced El guy they've replaced Elmo Yes, so there's another guy with that voice somewhere. There's a couple of people do know how to do all the voices this guy every voice

Yeah, I'll ask her the grouches different now right? No, it's still Carol's penny. He's 82 Big bird and I didn't know It's an old dude he's got long hand 82 yeah he's great cows great dude now that because it's such a fascinating thing and that to get this made it was very hard to get Sesame Street made right because that's public public television Jim Hansen was a genius but was it public television it was yeah PBS Carol still is there is Carol Spitty there he is that's what you don't want your kids still it still is is he is he

Past away. No, he's still with us now has any of the voices passed away or died Yes, a couple shit. I'm like Jerry Nelson. He was a count. Wow Three three Original cast is a big bird it was I think I can't remember all of them blue nose the count Jim Henson yeah Jerry Nelson. Yeah, and Carol Frank. I was on that's the same thing Frank. I was right and he's safe. That's the same thing scuffle does after he tells one of his punchlines one Three And no ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I on. Oh, it's over. It's almost like a fucking Mesmerizing. Yeah, that's what the court cases say too. It's almost mesmerizing The problem. It's almost mesmerizing. There's something in that voice. There's something that happens in that voice That his watch fucking response. He's watched hours of that voice It was when he couldn't even back in when he was When the first time he saw it it was like blah blah blah go go go and then all of a sudden I don't even know the voice what's the voice?

Yeah, it's a high pitch ball top for one second. Please stop for one second. What was it? That was it? That was it. I know you heard it. I can't. How does it go? That's so trippy. I keep looking at Omar. She's I'm her human. She's my muppet. That's actually the sound of a ginemakes on a penis goes in. Back to Sesame Street. I'm not going to have a job.

No, it's verbal flop. No, no, no. It have a job. No, it's verbal flaw. No, no, no. It's a bump. It puts you, it sounds like when you're digging for co-hogs. You stick your hand in the sand. What are co-hogs? Yeah. You shoot with that hat and that face.

What the fuck, co-hog guys? Look it up. He really fucking sticks it. It's so worse. What's a co-hog? Boom, what's a co-hog? Boom, there's a co-hog. We go out for 10 more minutes about fucking co-hogs that they look like cocks.

But we can't do it because he's worried about it's fucking pompadour. Yep, that's my vagina. That's a hog. Not for a co-hog. That's her vagina. I've got to fucking spell it. He's like co-hogs, co-parenting. Yeah, he's like co hogs hogs co-parent

There you go, yeah, I'm like a team of hogs It's like in family guy the co-hog flim yeah, thank you It's a new thing. It's great. Yeah, it's a new one. So now how long you've been at Sesame Street? Four years four years Yeah, I have never had so tomorrow. I'm freelance It's like three-month-four out of a year. I know, God forbid. But that's why I'm protecting you from sinning.

I don't care, I'm freelance. Yeah, you do. No, don't. You didn't say anything like that. I do. They like me over there. I don't know why, but they like me. I'm not fucking up my Sesame Street hook up.

Because of this shit. You still got my wife, I'm so shit like she's more than that. So let me ask questions. So you worked there. Now, did they have asked you to like jump in those snuff-a-love-a-guess suit? No. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I mean yeah Big bird is a much better character I was like, you fucking cunt. Listen, those guys have been training for years and shit. So is the guy who does Big Bird? Is it the old guy?

The voice is the, is he in the suit too? Yeah. So he gets in that fucking thing. It's a Mike fucking thing, yeah. He's Mike. Yeah, on the headset, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's a headset.

He has a headset on. It goes around their head and it posts down a little bit. And that's it. Wow. Man, it's like it's going on and off today. Yeah. The fucking building was built. You know what it is?

No, no, no. The power of Sesame Street. They really fucking it. It's Jim Hansen, like shut the fuck up. Yeah. Is the heavy shell. Is the heavy shell? Is the heavy shell?

It's a serious shit. It's a heavy shell. You're right. Yeah, damn right. You stop eating fucking potatoes Exclusively so It's such a Canadian 90s a big word

Exclusively he does he really does feel absolutely feel I just hope that all of these lights are still on but like a polling place up the block Totally goes and no one can vote. I think that would be for Bernie. Yeah, for anybody. For anybody. You guys know he voted for besides Phil. I voted for him. This is what I did instead of voting today, so.

I voted already. You did what you voted for. I voted for Hillary. Because I'm old and 30 years old. I'm not a... Why would you vote for? I'm a young kid. I'm actually registered Republican because I voted for Ron Paul last time around. Ron Paul He's not that but I'm gonna vote for Kasich I think for that reason

What you vote for Kasich. Yeah, Kasich said good choice. I know you're brown, right? Yeah, yeah, and your Republican I went to private school, so it's kind of like How the fuck did you wind up here if you want to grab a school opportunity meets unfortunate coincidence? I don't know that means I'm the one who used the big words right Opportunity is a big word. I didn't vote. I'm a restaurant public. I want Trump to win. So you do. Yeah, yeah, I do You know you know I do I do I do why because he's the biggest threat to the power structure in this country

He's the Republicans and Democrats are in an absolute panic The R&C the DNC the Koch brothers the big money that owns a controls this country is literally in an absolute panic He's the only candidate that scares them Hillary does not she plays ball She doesn't get any scarism. I think he does He doesn't scare anybody Trump is it and I don't agree with everything he says I don't think he's serious about deporting people I don't think he serious No, I want to see I want to see these big money guys that own this Contra totally serious as the only brown voice in this room

I think he's totally serious It's not serious. It's not serious. It's all to win hang out. It's all to win did all right listen I forgot about you I mean it's all to win hang out. It's all to win did I listen I forgot about you. I mean it's a he's gonna he knows how to win. It's an elected It's a strategy to win Hillary Clinton's done all kinds of things that have impacted black and Spanish people negatively including mass and cars region she's part of a very controversial crime bill she's an intervention she wants to go husband it's a husband and no for a fact Hillary she had no power okay you can see that did she have an intervention she wants to go in her husband it's her husband you know for a fact of her slavery she had no power okay you can sit at did she have

power in she was secretary of states and go in a Libya go in a Syria she voted for the last call but she's an intervention this is an intervention she goes here's what we should do he says okay or now but but she isn't in her foreign policies hawkish she's an interventionist Trump has said this country does not need to be solving problems overseas again trump is said some disgusting things i'm not going to defend all of them country you fired we have to help that's George pushes argument i disagree with it i disagree with Hillary Clinton hang on let's say push i'm going to put it into all this yeah scope what do you think

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they gonna do anything he's a pragmatist I respect that I was a I'm just saying I would love to see a little panic because I think it's great and I think Trump's panic I think you see the guy I forget I don't know his name he we had a rant on Facebook today where he was like, you know, he flipped out on both parties, you and you because- I love that we are both parties. You work at S.M.E.D. and you, yeah.

Well, seriously, people think that Hillary, first of all, Hillary is a fucking disaster and Trump, you know, ripping it all down. They're Trump ripping it all down. They're all ripping it all down is not the way to go either. Probably not. All five of them are disasters, but. But, you know, where there's a big money, he's basically saying that big money is siphoning every penny out of this country that it can possibly suck out of it.

I agree, I suck out of it. And by ripping it all down is gonna fucking fuck it up even worse by putting Hillary in office is she is big money so what's his solution what's this guy's rant on Facebook what does he say he didn't see he didn't say who to pay

but he's like these people's talking about there's nobody because we only have two parties that's is talking about there's nobody because we only have two parties But here's what I think there's nobody So my to prop is interesting if he gets elected which you may have the same hair What I see him in a bio you have the same He Trump will come as close as anyone we've seen in our time But kind of almost dissolving the two party system because all of the Republican power brokers, all of the think tanks, all of these guys, all of the pollsters, they will be invalidated immediately upon his election. It's our apparatus of the party will not matter so much on the national level. It will still be there on the state level. So it'll be an interest. It's an interesting. Oh, there's a very interesting election whether you hate it or love it. It's a very interesting Election. What about he wouldn't he wouldn't denounce David Duke's endorsement. Yeah, well, here's the thing

It's a big Duke is a huge race and everyone knows about him and he Trump who has referenced him before Trump has denounced him. I think supposedly it took him like four to eight hours because people like you're fucking He did earlier. He did early Thursday He did and then on Sunday and then they asked the quick and his microphone was coming in and out in that interview I don't think he was repeating the word David Duke They're like he's like I don't know about David Do you need David Duke to win? He was going I don't know you're a smart guy. He's 25 points ahead. Why does he need a David?

Do what is he like those guys are voting for him? I'm not saying he did it. Yeah, I'm just asking you as someone who support that's just a question that I would have for any I See what I don't support David do no, no, you support David you held for you support David I don't support that's weird that you support David dude I gotta know but why do you think you would I'm just curious why he would do that because he had a microphone issue as this is with his story Is he was on a show? We't hear it was coming in and out. They were asking you don't believe that though. I do I don't know he was repeating he's like I can't endorse but there's no

There's no there's no logical reason for him to back I don't think Trump was in the clan everybody. I mean, this is an insane thing the idea that Trump's like a white supremacist That's insane. I don't believe that neither does anyone else in this room believe that I think people But he's doing stupid Yeah, he's saying He's a saying I'm gonna break up the banks without any plan to do it. It's illogical. It's not gonna happen He doesn't know it's a fed even has you authority to do it He's saying crazy things and all his supporters are watching square park

Well, that's my thing and I'm not saying Trump is a good guy. And I'm not saying I like, I thought Jeb Bush was an articulate smart guy. I like to. You know, but it was a, it was a sad thing. But at the end of the day, if you don't like the coax, if you don't like big money, and I think, I think the game is so rigged, that I think a Trump candidacy would be very interesting.

You don't think that a money man like Trump, what he gets in there is going to make those connections with those people, the wall, the wall of our family. No, you don't think that a money man like Trump, once he gets in there, is gonna make those connections with those people, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the family. You don't think he's gonna make more and more money. No, because he's gonna have to do all about money. He's about power, and he's got people behind him. He's gonna try to do things like renegotiate trade deals. Nobody's talked about doing that.

I think they accept Bernie, given credit. But I think it would be interesting. All of these guys have, they don't like Trump. Trump is very unpredictable. And again, could that happen? Absolutely, Bobby. He's a maniac. He's an emergency. He's an emergency. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's not a maniac. He's is a lot more in line with most Americans than Hillary's He won one second. We're talking to you this fucking clock soccer with his with his mayor

That guy run around doing crack Not want to be involved in overseas issues in the way that the administration was and Hillary was Whether whether he's immigration policy whether he falls to I don't he's not deporting people But again a wall on the border, I don't know anything about walls, I don't know if it would be, I think our border policy now is a problem. I have another role for you.

Yeah. All right? Political pendant. Political pendant. Ah, yes. Yes. But here's the deal. This move, this move,

this move, this political pendant. He could be on, he could be on. I think, I think, he goes on, and he goes on. Hang on a second, I was gonna have you on a you folded two seconds what's he started over raspy talking over you you know I don't think he followed I was listening to him I know but I was

using my ears but he was at the iceman time of time I can't hold all my comic friends are all crazy liberal guys I'm the only day yeah who will come out and say well wait a minute let's look at the other side and just say if they have a few I don't think Trump is a great choice but I'm just saying this is The Yeah, yeah, socially Trump is liberal. Yeah, and I don't want anyone to port it. I think that you No, no, okay, am I I'm not a Republican. I mean, I mean, I look at Hillary is just the same Hillary's I was very interested in Bernie Sanders, but it's not gonna happen He does have some dumb idea but it's not gonna happen. I do agree, he does have some dumb idea

that he said, that college and healthcare ideas. Of course, but he's not, but that, like, it's a good idea for him. Like Obama has nothing to do with Trump. It's not gonna happen. What? He wouldn't, like Trump, yeah. He wouldn't, he wouldn't, he would have made moves

against the establishment for things like, one-hundred percent. Sure, sure. So we would have made close, I mean, you know, Obamacare fucking blows, okay? Right. I'm on it. My regular one, when for Max, Obamacare was amazing. Everything was covered. But we got fucked. Now that we're on my sag, Max's sucks, and mine is better. So it's a we, it's like a flop. Yeah. It's fucking weird. But I think if Bernie got in, he would

have made some moves as opposed to Hillary's Hillary is gonna step in and just right where Obama left off Sit the fuck down and do is not gonna be a part of it. I'll tell you what he started I'm gonna tell you what Hillary's gonna do Hillary's gonna fucking be a great ex-president. Oh Yeah great ex-president. Oh yeah. But that's all these fucking people. The bottom line is they can't do much when they're president anyway. Right. The second thing is this is very good. Trump, even though he doesn't get involved in other other other countries, that will always be involved in other countries where the police of the world will have you. But again, he has the power to pull us back from anything, dude. Yes, he does.

I'm a little bit mad at him. What happened? You guys are in NATO we have to help other question that he's questioned the need for that Holy when you come to come president they sit you down in the room and they go listen. This is the deal Figurehead if and I'm sure he is a figurehead. You know what I know what the fucking most important thing is yeah Can I go to Sesame Street? Yeah, you come whenever you want Thursday that's that's my I will continue this discussion. I'm worried about I'm worried about my lawn and my fucking kid That's my wife. That's all I give a fuck. Do Could you like the toys? I fucking love the toys, buddy.

Alright, let's wrap this up. Go Trump, by the way. Go Trump. There's nothing else you got from this podcast. We got a hair tattoo. Well, let's go to the chat room real quick and I'm going to wrap this up one by one. Ready? Yeah, sure.

We got deep Fred Grass's three bald bitters. Uh, uh, uh. Alright. Where's that from? I don't know. I don't know. The Chris Cobra Joe from. Three bald bitters All right I don't know the Chris go about Joe conference the Chris pro scova Oh, cuz he died cuz I got died you know, I didn't know they were fat. We're gonna die. I don't know Yeah, I'm not sure. I wouldn't sure what the joker so many avenues Someone to explore. I want to check someone just tweeted that conomer Gregor just retired

I don't know Chris goes what literally a fucking computer in front of him Yeah But you don't go what you just go You don't go what like someone's gonna tell you Italian he thinks out loud Oh, he's a dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. It's gonna be my job from now on. Yes Should have been you I fucking get it right now you got him a great I have decided to retire young that's crazy. Did he just lose? He's not retiring Yes, it's right there. That's ESPN. Yeah, that is something happen. Can we play that audio? Wow that'll play that

I can't see you can't Well as of right now it's all speculated that coming through yeah, it's coming possibly mean and there's really a few theories Might mean this is some long blog possibly mean and there's really a few theories. Oh, you might mean this is just some long blonde one. If Condor McGregor were retiring, which it would be obviously a very puzzling time for him to retire, he is at the absolute pinnacle of not only his career, but really any combat sports athlete we've seen with the UFC just in terms of the leverage he has, his ability to make money and sell pay per views.

He's supposed to be headlining UFC 200 against an ADS. So this would be a peculiar time for him to retire. It also would be a peculiar way for him to retire. If I know anything about Conor McGregor announcing the end of his career, I don't think he'd do it with just a quick line on Twitter. So what could this possibly mean? Well, you know, he was in attendance at an event in Ireland this month where a 28-year-old Portugal fighter suffered injuries in the cage and then died days later. So you never know exactly how somebody in Conor McGregor's position is going to react to

that. So if he does retire, I think that that would probably have something to do with it. He's also, as I mentioned, supposed to headline USC 200. It's a major event. And maybe he's thinking that the UFC is not paying him enough to headline that event. And so if I was going to try to get more money from the UFC, I would potentially tweet, you know what, I'm just not going to compete at UFC 200.

You can have it without me. So that's always a possibility, but right now it is all speculation with the main reason. He's not retiring for Conor McGregor once. He's not retiring. This is a fucking dumb thing. Yeah, it's like we've just got sucked into it.

What's thanks for the cheese? Thanks for the money. Oh. What did you say? He says thanks for the cheese. Yeah, the money. Get yours later. Thanks for the money.

What Conor McGregor said? Yeah. Oh, he's probably drunk. Yeah, he might be. Yeah. I bet he's a little fucking. It's Conor McGregor. Why fucking Twitter stinks?

You get these guys who you really love and respect and Then you hear too much out of them. Yeah, you know what I mean? I don't want to fucking hear him fucking bantering on Twitter. Yeah shut the fuck up go fight Right that was the one in New York right the 200 wasn't that one the no no no I don't think 200's in New York No, I don't know look it up I don't know look it up I don't can't is it gonna stand where my rage comes from yeah, he's in front Well, he did that he did magic The computer the whole time

And so I'll make a Scopo Googling montage. It would just be my arm reaching over every time. Or just like, I got it. It's in Vegas. When? July 9th. Oh, shit. There you go. So it's not the new one.

So much money. What else you got in there? That was actually the last thing we have. Chat was a little's not the new one. So much money. What what else you got in there? That was actually the last thing we have. Chat was a little light in the second half. People are watching. All right, of course we're going real. All right, man, listen, because we got real son. Real.

Oh, mom. Oh, mom, what do you got besides tits? Oh, that's not fun. That was not funny when it's a chat. But when he's, fuck you, tits me. All right, I'm sorry. I should have held it for you. Or him on myself. I see pecs for me.

Yeah, you don't have pecs. You kidding me? You have ch... I'm just... He's got nipples. He's made a skinny joke. What was that a joke? The fuck was that?

It's your uh... thing. So you don't want him on the computer the whole What's going on? Hey listen to me. What do you got besides fucking Rosie cheeks? Very adorable. What do you got buddy? Thanks for coming on by the way. Thank you. Thanks for having me. You got it, man I have to have anything coming up busy working But you can check my Facebook Facebook. I can slash the Hugh Jacker. Yeah. All right cool Hugh Jacker What are you on your Instagram big pop up big pop of Swift big

GPO PPA SWIFT are you come back? Remember you saw me once on the thing I did I saw him on the street I tweeted him and he was like I just saw him in a street and Sean was like cool I was supposed to say yeah, I took a picture of him in Senator Listen man, I'll probably see you in setting in maybe no, I'm done with you guys. Are you sure? Pretty sure. No, that's not so much. I could look at you mean. I think I'm done All right, all right. Well, like if you have me back, can you have that power? I've got my power, but I could look at you mean. I think I'm done. All right, data, all right, well, does you have me back?

Can you have that power? I've got my power, but I would definitely have you back. All right, man, thanks coming on and we'll definitely have you back on again, all right, brother? Sure. And I'll see you at Sesame Street maybe this week. I'll talk to you. All right, brother, what do you got, Shawnee?

I have a Twitter, it's at Shawnee time, it's SEANYTIME, that Bobby loves that name, and I also have a podcast with Dan St. Germain called my dumb friends It's on the all things comedy podcast network. I don't like being on it because of the name Why you that insulted my you can take you take it all day and that that fucks you up Huh you take it all day on your podcast and the name of the podcast literally You did the podcast and it was great. We just had technical issues when you did it. I don't do it on my card. We have to stand and the fucking speakers blown.

So it's coming out of the speaker. I'm looking around at every employee there. Not one person's moving to fix it. If that was the seller, they'd be fucking nine Mexicans hanging from the ceiling and Lysgo and get it done! Oh, and then I'll be at Moon Tower this weekend and I'm going to be great, Festlord and everybody. We were there a lot together last year.

Yeah, saw. Yeah, me and Philly. Look at that. He's just a smormy face. Doesn't he look his face? Look at that. Look at that. What's that guy's face?

He's the one that Captain's face. He's the one that Captain's face. He's the one that Captain's face. He's the one that Captain's face. He's the one that Captain's face. He's the one that Captain's face. He's the one that Captain's face. He's the one that Captain's face.

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He's real good at that point nice not gonna yeah, all right what age isn't funny anymore Listen I Whatever I I So you're done you got nothing I just said everything Yeah, I mean it's my Twitter my podcast I'm being the road Yeah, I'm gonna be in Moontar and then next month. I'll be in Florida I'll be in a side splinters and what do you got besides the country this position? This would be a good experience. See this is a clinic on how to plug things

Yo yo, yeah, son I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position.

I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position.

I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. I'm not going to be in any position. have a new Snapchat. That's Phil C. Crest Show business Phil C. Crest it's like Ryan C. Crest Yes, right. I know but last funny It's Ryan C. Let's make me Pale Ryan I will be I will be John's the party if I see kisses. I ran it on an island

The daily found we got a see got a snapchat. I'm a strip of my mouth good Guys I take my plugs really seriously. I will be at Dr. Grims and Grand Rapids on May What is it called? Dr. Grins. Dr. Grins. Oh, they changed it. Dr. Grins and Grand Rapids Michigan on May 19th What is up with this club? Everybody's working there. Yeah, I don't like it some of the top names. And clearly, and I'll be at Crackers in Indianapolis. I'll be there too.

I'll be there in June. I'll be there in June. I've had your chance. I'm going to be in Bloomington as well. And May 19th and 20th. All of them in your plug. You know what? Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. What's up, Sam? I'm gonna be in Bloomington as well in May 19th and 20th all of pain your plug. You know what? I'm sorry He's really he's like a psychic you remember shit as you talk. Yeah

I'm just messing with you. Okay. What do you got Phil? Yeah, so I mean I got obviously I got I got dates I could go on I mean, I got, obviously I got, I got dates. I could go on. So many dates. But I'll just do Dr. Grins on May 19th to the 21st. Yeah. And then crackers, Indianapolis. Talking to the mic, you fuck.

August 17th to 20th. And I'd also like to say, I last night had probably the greatest sleep in my life on Casper mattresses. So I'd also like to plug that. Oh, it's very nice. And did you use the code word dude when you bought it? Yeah, yes I did.

And how would you get off? 50 bucks. I got 50 bucks off, which I mean obviously went right to charity because it's not. Yeah, what am I going to do with you? You have a question. What do you got, buddy? Oh, Friday Saturday.

Would you do that? I do not have a Casper mattress. Get one. I should. I'm going to. They're cheap. I'm going to use a code word dude. I'm believe it. Okay, good Friday and Saturday I'm at the stand comic club very fun. I have a podcast with Mike Racine What's it? Dude? It's all about food really? Yeah, I came copy radio Yeah, yeah, we love to have you when when is it?

Table when we table like once we wear it. So it's creaking the cave in Queens. You're not going to come. I would. I would. Would you? I love creaking. I love fruit. Yeah, it's great. We love it. We'll be there. She's there. Can we eat at the Mexican place? You can do whatever you want. I love that. I love we love to have you come. Get my number. Check out. Check out. And then me and Mike are going to be the Valley Ford casino on May 13. Where is that? I think Pennsylvania. Oh, oh, yeah, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. So there you go.

Great. What are you doing? Jim J. Dillon on Twitter and Instagram. You got a website. We're going to do Twitter Instagram. Tim Dillon talks on Tumblr. How funny is Trump that he took? Uh, uh, and that's hilarious.

He had, uh, bushes. Templars his website. Yeah, yeah, because it was up and he didn't pay it. He bought it and put it. So when you went to it it went to trump dot com uh... he wrote so he actually did that he had that and here's the fucking great he's a first-rate battle president

that is who it is and almost makes you want to see it just right in our lifetime to see this fucking debacle i don't want to see that's a good to be president. Oh, Terry Cruz is like idiocracy. It's exactly what it would be. Oh, God, the old spice. It would be.

It could be a lot of fun. The first president on how it stern. Right. How great would that be? It would be amazing. He would go on how it fucking stern. Yeah, stern would be stern. He goes first, first lady I get to jerk off to. Right. I never thought of that maybe It's a pretty big yeah, the sun I you know sunflower fishes

God I'm going on the body you know what I'm going fly fishing when in June where in British Columbia. Oh shit. Yeah, it's why can't go No, but in my head I got invited I was like oh you know what if I enjoy this and Bobby and I if you like it I will take you up to Roscoe we'll go. Oh I'll be wicked. How's that? awesome. Yeah let's do it. Don't use the word wicked if we go though. Are you serious? Deepa what do you got? You can follow me on Twitter and Instagram R2Depo and I'm around. I'm gonna be voting today for KASIC or you know I'm gonna pencil you in I think. I'm gonna vote for you. I'm gonna be voting today for KSIQ. Or, you know, I'm gonna pencil you in, I think.

I'm gonna vote for you. I'm gonna vote for you. All right. Can I vote for you? Yeah, you can just write whoever you want in there. All right, I'll vote for you, you vote for me. Cool, thanks. And you're gonna have the list.

We're gonna start doing live shows. Uh, in the corner. So you're gonna get the computer for by Friday, right? I mean, we're gonna order the parts and then I'll spend a weekend building it and then we'll put it in there. We'll get it in. Yeah, we're gonna fucking kill it in there. We'll get it in. Yeah.

We're gonna fucking kill it over there. Yeah, dude. Nice. And uh, scuba, what do you got besides gorgeous hair and a fat ass. Uh, that's pretty much it. That's pretty much it. Three brain cells. Uh, uh, uh, I apologize.

You're very smart. I'm gonna tell you what you smart in. I'm gonna tell you what you smart in. You know what you smart in? Lifting things? No. What do you remember? You're a fucking, you have a huge heart and you're smart in lifting things? No. What do you remember about that?

You have a huge heart and you're loyal. I am. You're loyal, you're a huge heart, and you have fucking integrity. That counts for a lot. It's like Luca Pazzi. Thank you. He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi. He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi.

He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi. He's like Luca Pazzi. He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi. He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi. He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi. He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi. He lives, he's like Luca Pazzi. He lives, he lives, he lives. He lives, he lives. He lives, he lives. You got the same ending, you think you're fucking look a brought to you. It was so beautiful. Why do you have to ruin it with that? All right, go ahead. What do you got? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Yeah, it's gobo. Yeah, what is Thursday? What is it? It's the fundraiser Thursday Sundays fundraiser. Yeah every Thursday Sunday

Yeah, yeah, how do you want see for cheerleading to get some equipment and you want to see me in scope oh get on down there How do you I do fundraiser every Thursday? They do it every week They pack it out. They pack it at because it's always a miserable place And it's always a big it's always too it out. It's always a miserable place. And it's always a big, it's always two ridiculous things. It's like a seaford lacrosse and brain cancer. That's what makes sure.

It's like brain cancer and then fucking raising money for cleats for the e-smetto. How do you give me that out? Yeah, it's fun. It's a lot of fun. Obviously the money to the seaford lacrosse. Yeah, it's fun. It's a lot of fun. Obviously, the money to the sea for the growth. Yeah, you buy fucking two cleats and a fucking boss. You got to see the baskets that give away the fun razors

and they're like, and now coming up, we have movie tickets. And it's just tickets to fucking movies. And the basket, do they actually put them in a basket? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now we're awarding the Italian basket, and it's just a basket with meat and... Why? Why?

They have the lottery ticket basket, too. Give them a lottery ticket, just scratch off the basket. I love those guys. All right, what else you got? Next Saturday, I'll be with Andrew Schultz in Westfield, Massachusetts. Somewhere in a hotel, like a red roof. Yeah. YouTube.

Mmm. And that's all I got. And then you got your show April 23rd. What about I'm gonna go to my sweetie pie first. Our sweetie pie. Our sweetie pie. Well, thanks Phil. You have a girlfriend, right?

It's casual. I give you everyone's sweetie. How many stickers did you put? This is fun. Oh my god, a lot. If you go on Rude 80, your face is all over Rude 80. Did you take photos? Yeah, I got them all.

Oh, you're gonna start posting them? Yeah. Now listen, we got the stickers. I got some in my bag. I'm gonna give you a take. I'm gonna give you a take. Okay. God, I'll save you.

You're so lucky, I'm not fucking running from food. I was in it. That was pretty funny. I got more stickers You're so lucky, I'm not fucking running from it. I was. I was. I was pretty funny. I got more stickers we're gonna give out. I got a ton more. I'm gonna, we gotta get them all here. Yeah, I gotta get them all. I keep forgetting to bring them all.

Yeah, because we gotta have them. So what do you got? All right, so it's at Lauren Cubera at Twitter and Instagram. If you want to come onto the show as a fan, as a guest, as a guest, on the email me at ykwdproducer at rikas.com. And if you want to send something.

If you want to send something, and you want to send all the stuff behind me right here, all this beautiful little cool stuff. Oh, by the way, we're going to get something from comedy on state, by the way. What? And then Lisa Treggers there, she texts me the other night, they drew something, a picture of you, I think, and we're going to get something from comedy on state, by the way. What? Lisa Treggers there, she's texting me other night. They drew something, a picture of you, I think, and they're going to send it.

Oh, no. Yeah. All right, well, anything you guys, all this stuff is from fans. You guys want to send it to us. We put it up behind you. We rearranged it every once in a while. We give the saga. Of course, we have the Patrice on Neal hat behind me.

All this stuff is, this is my comedy award. These are from fans. All this stuff is from you guys. We keep it all because we fucking love you guys. And if you want to send us something, what's the address? 117 McDougal Street, 1-0012, care of either Robert Kelly or YKWD podcast. I got this the other day. God damn it, man. That guy this the other day. God damn it.

That guy gave it to you. Nice. Beautiful. What a great guy. Mm-hmm. What was his name again? Holy shit. I want to say Joe. That's great. Say it. I want to say Joe.

I'm not sure. Humanity was a great guy. It's great guy Joe. Great guy Joe. Great guy Joe. Joe. He was fucking great, man. They both were great. I saw that kid. So if you want to come down and send something there you go

What else do we got? I'll just want to repeat May 22nd at New York City Pots at the cake shop. Oh my god. That's gonna be fun live with the original crew and a special guest Yes So it's gonna be a fucking blast We're gonna start doing live shows. We're gonna the Rye cast shows live over at the village underground lounge upstairs, which is going to be great. We're going to start doing live podcasting as like comedy shows, because I think these are,

every time we do, we have a fucking time. Sorry, the last one was great. It's fucking, anytime we've done it, it's been a blast. And the last time we did it in the lounge, Deepu was up in the fucking room running the show. We, you know, everybody was doing their thing. We had the cameras set up. Now we got two cameras who are hooking up.

Deepo's, again, fucking doing his thing, hooking up a monster thing over there. So we're gonna have two cameras with how many shots in each? Well, they're mobile, they're like, basically an infinite number of shots because they're all like, you can do multiple angles in each one. So it's gonna be a blast. Because it's a real IT guy.

It's what I was saying. Yeah, he's also an IT guy. I tell you right now, the Cunti Cabbie slum dog millionaire, I can do all that shit. Meter made. Yeah, I almost was that anyway. Yeah, close. I, we also have to think of him being a meter man. We have donations.

A donation about you want to hit that, donate anything to the show. We're also, if you've noticed, a lot of the shows that disappear. The back shows, right? The archives? The archives have gone off iTunes and Ite off of YouTube. We're initiating, coming up very shortly, a subscription-based service. The show will always be free. the latest 10, you know, have to worry about it, but the other shows,

what is it called again? Archive? Icobs. We'll be behind the paywall. Very cheap, a couple bucks a month, but we, you know, like I said before, we put a lot of work into the show, into the studio, into the network, especially these guys next to me,

and it's time to start giving them some money and it's up to you fans, so I'm putting that on you. We do this every week, how many episodes? Over 300. Over 300 fucking episodes, we've showed up here and giving you guys laughs and the comics, and if we can start getting a subscription, I can start giving a little money away to people've showed up here and giving you guys laughs and the comics and if we can start getting a subscription I can start giving a little money away to people that show up here and do the show like these fucks which would be nice

and these people next to me that make all of it possible. Of course I'm the brains beyond the operation if it wasn't for me none of this would be possible and I've literally brought most of you on my co-tails and shy the light on you. I ain't giving you the success that you were not getting fucking, no, you're not. I'm not gonna talk to you about that. Yeah, you're getting paid in water and fucking water. But anyways, that's coming out.

So that's why they disappear. We're gonna be unveiling that. You guys are the best fans ever. Thanks for listening to the, you What The Podcast. You've been listening to the YKWD Podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs. Shitty jobs. Check out riotcast.com for all of the best podcasts on the internet.

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