Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Kreeps With Kids

Episode Date: June 24, 2019

Ron Bennington, Jim Florentine and Rich Vos join Bobby to talk about their upcoming theater tour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network Riotcast.com Welcome to the funniest podcast on the Planet Earth. This is going to be a clash to fire. It's podcast, it's no rules. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a microphone? No, that's so far. That was trying to keep it like a comic.

I have a bunch? Oh, that's a fuck! That was trying to keep it like a comic-cancant. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down and yapping sometimes. It's hilarious, sometimes it's 10-no-topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin! That's how it all holds her. That's how it all holds her.

That's how it all holds her. I don't want to do anything. My podcast is popular enough where I might affect somebody's life. You never know. What's up everybody? That's right. You know what, dude? Special edition. Why are we doing special? Why? How are we doing special? Why are we doing special? Because today announced on the Ron Bennington show, the tour of the century, the tour that everybody's been waiting for, the tour that was promised to comedy fans years ago and

was never granted the wish that you've all been wishing for. If you had a genie's lamp, you'd be all three year wishes. That tour is finally here. Ron Bennington, Jim Florentine, Rich Voss and Robert Kelly, the creeps with kids tour officially on the market. Creeps with kids.com. Get your pre-sale tickets. Write the fuck now. Why did I swear? Cause we're creeps, man.

Yeah. Ted G. What's this? promo code. promo code is all capitals creeps with a K K R E E P S creeps. Okay. Okay, I just made that up. That's really, really good to him. We, we, it's live right now, creeps of kids, uh, tour.com, creeps with kids.com, whatever way you fucking shoot it. We're on Instagram,

keep us K, we're on Twitter, creeps of kids, we're on Facebook, creeps of kids. It's all over the place. All over the place, uh, Ricky, Jervais fucking tweeted today. This is fucking awesome or whatever. You're so excited. Me and Jim Florentine were just saying, we are so fucking pumped to do this story. We just tell them each other. I can't wait. We're talking about that. Are we talking about getting pizza downstairs afterwards? Well, I have a new way to cure disease. I'm going to bring it up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know. You don't, this is the problem right now. I'll give you 150 bucks for a, no, no, no, that's not that if we get screwed. No, it's not. It's, it's, I got it for you.

You get it too, and it's more than that. Hey, Bobby, you put this together. Look at now, you changed your attitude. I'll do it. You put this toward together. Yes. This is your idea. We're all so excited to be part of it. But can I tell you something to be honest about this? Yes. The guy with 30 years of radio? 30 years. I saw the way you were talking to Mike and I just want to say, yeah, it's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice. Do you know who I got it from? The way you talk to your staff. Oh no, my staff is so like they go like this. Ron, I've learned so much

from you. So what I was there today. Yeah. And you were kind of giving Earl some stuff. Well, Earl's, you know, I didn't think that. Yeah, but he's, he's, but, um, inside out, white, you know, no, he's not white. You're white. He's not white. He's white because he had a climb stairs. And all the blood went to his feet, but he'll be Mexican in around five minutes. They're going through a lot right now. Okay, well, let's just talk about that, Ron. Right. When someone's, you're doing ads, right? Ads are very important to a show. Why? Because you use ads to make money, right? Is my mic weird? Is my sound all right? It's just you. I've never heard you sound

this good. So here's the thing, Michael. I mean, Ronald, don't start screaming at me if you think I'm Mike. Here's the thing. Here's the thing is that, you know, he gives me an A head to read. That's very important. Yeah. And then he says to me, don't say, and I said, what? It's don't say they tell you not to say things. They go, well, what do you want not me? I'm gonna say, because I'm gonna read this and I want to know what to say, what not to say, which is more important than what to say sometimes. And then he's, he's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I? I got it. I got it. Okay. I trust you. And then he goes again. But

then I grabbed a piece of paper. Guess what's at the bottom of the paper? What's that? It says do not say this in red. Yeah. Yeah. I tell you what I would do. I know what you do. I know what you do. I go like this. Mike, cuddle up over here. One on one. You know, it's nobody else. You don't do it on a part of all of that. No, no, I don't do it in front of me. Then I start with a compliment. I'm like, Mike, you're fucking kicking ass lately. Okay. Really love what you're up to. Let me try. And then I go like this. Now finger your ass.

Why everybody's watching finger your ass. And that's the thing that we do. And then everybody on team goes, finger that ass, finger that ass. And it's really fun for everybody. Right. Right. You know what? You wait, Ron, you've been in the business 30 years. 30 years. It's unbelievable. Okay. So if you do an ad, what are the chances on a podcast that that company might hear it? That stuff you weren't supposed to say in red and say, hey, we're not paying you. What would you say to you on a podcast, not serious satellite radio? It's a really good point because I don't think we're listening to any podcast.

Actually, absolutely. They do. So they have to send them on these breeds. They might cast a cut them out and send them to the people they want to listen to. I do say that for the same company. I've never asked for a copy. Well, on this one, you will, because we got it for you. Not for us. Yeah, not for us. Never got it. Yeah. I'm the fucking, I know. I mean, no, because I know, because I got the ads. I just took one over the weekend. I know I got it from you. Yeah, you know, you got it from Bobby. I think what he's trying to say is, he got threatened. One second, how do I come here? Let's

allow up. Run one of the odds of them hearing that he talked about? I'm going to say one trillion. Well, this is the fault of Michael. Yeah, again, this is why Michael is an asshole because he does this in front of comedians. Now the only thing you want to do was what you're not supposed to do. Now, if he had said to me on the phone earlier or texted me, or this little thing that we have right here. It's called Slack. He could say, dude, you can't say this. And I would see that, read the Slack.

And then you guys don't know. And then you wouldn't be tempted to fuck my family out of money, right? My son say what he's doing now. Out of money. Physical. No, that's not. I mean, coming across very mob dog. There's no, I didn't blink. I agree.'s not. Coming across very mob dog. There's no.

I didn't blink. I agree. Yeah. I agree. There was a little intent, but it was for my son, Ron. Right. Right. You have a son.

Well, my son plays with his toys. So my wife sleeps when my children play with his toys. We have. Dude, I have a, I'm doing an effort thing, a pill that can cure diseases. No, that's not to talk to you about it. All right. We'll talk about it after. Yeah.

You think it's funny, Mike? No, you like it's funny. You like the money I fucking threw on your PayPal this week? Yeah. Because that's where it comes from, Clarksaka. He wasn't laughing. He was giggling about something else. You know, I was talking about this funny TV show.

What about the show? What was it? What is the show about? It's called Cookele Fran and Oli. It's thisli. It's this fucking funny puppets to go back and forth. I told you about. What's by the way you abandoned him? You abandoned Florentine. I didn't know. He abandoned me. He didn't run with me. I ran to get on the train and he fucking, he didn't run. He didn't make it. What way? This would be a nom who would be in fault here. You don't leave a man

I'm not gonna jump back off the way I couldn't know that's where I couldn't of the door shut. Yeah The door shut. I expect listen There's a leader and then the rest of the team right and you and any war you want to bring up Vietnam? I do my father was in it. I know many stories of being died. He was not what? What the fuck? Because I mean, it would lose everything if you said, he was with a con. You have to wear black pajamas, fucking put people's heads on sticks.

Wait, I'm not going to take advice from that. No, I was on the right side. Let's just put it that way. Okay. I was on the right side. Okay. The side that finally won. Okay.

Did it? Where was the big parade for your dad when he came home from Vietnam? We had a red Medford. Oh, man. The Northwest Medford. I'd say incorrect. All right. Cool. Fine. Look, there were five people on both sides. That's right. That's right. Everybody's good. My point is this. Okay. Well, am I getting here? Is the sound is bad. Show sounds good. Okay, good. Good. Anyways. This is your show. You're running your way. No, you, I know you have, you, it's in you to, to, it would be completely different. Everything would be set up different.

This is the creeps for kids. It's the big announce day. Big announce day. The fucking founder show. I mean, the Steve Jobs of this. No, I'm not me and creeps for kids. It's the big announce table. Big announce, right? The fucking founder show. I mean, the Steve Jobs of this. No, I'm not me and you did it together. No, I did nothing. You did. Are you married? Plorentine's here.

Yeah. Wait, there's an empty chair. Where? Right there. Oh, yeah, Voss parked his car uptown because you got a deal. And he want, and then if he comes down here at the six, he parks for free. So we got a deal. And he won't, and then if he comes down here at the six, he parks for free. So we got a deal uptown. So he left his car up there. And then he had to drive down and me and Florian theme were about to get into his car. And I said, I'm

just going to jump on the train. And we made it down here in seven point eight minutes. Yeah. And Voss is in traffic probably in front of Madison Square Garden right now. Right. So yeah, he, I don't know if he's got him, I don't, but he is part of the show. Is he because everybody else is here. I, you know, me and Vosla and Jersey sort of right thing to do was to take a, because what you're going to do to podcast and then leave is to park down here and take this right up. That's what I did.

I got a lot right around the corner. I parked right here. Yeah, because I'm going to, I'm going to come down. I'm going to wind up here. It's, it's called common sense thinking, right? And there's, you know, one political party that does it all the time. And here's the thing, he's got a grill, you know, I mean, he's got a little miniature grill. He takes around with them. You think he'd know where to park. He's got a one person grill. Yeah, Michael, Google it. Michael, you're okay. Nice. You, you, you wake if something happens. All right.

Yeah. No, he, I mean, when we switch, I'll take Chris, you take Mike. You want to put up with those kind of drug and alcohol problems? I'll fucking do it right now. I'll keep my country. I'll keep my country. I'm like this every night. Yeah, I'll come in and belly out. All right. What time? Where was it at Brooklyn? He's New York. All right. I'll be there. One person hamburger grill. No, George Foreman. No, it wasn't George. No, it's not golf. It's a knockoff. It's a one hamburger. One hamburger. One hamburger grill. Wasn't it? Wasn't your dad on a burger? That's it. Burger burger hill wasn't that right to the right the white one click on it. He was actually not on hamburger hill. He was on he was near

the hot dog hut. Okay. Downtown Saigon. All right. He worked my dad worked at a dental office. Sweet, he was a dental assistant during the war. Well, you don't want we're all here. It was in our own way. Yeah. A lot of people don't know war needed to get to Teed clean. Fuck you know. Fuck yeah. Tristan over there. Yeah. You kid me. Yeah. Angus. But look at that grill. Get the red one if I was going to get why would you get the white one? It's just the dirt shows. Right. You know, look at that red one. That's hot. Good. That's what boss has. He takes the it's called the dash mini grill. It's 1299 bed bath of me on and he takes it

with them on the road to make his turkey burgers in the room, like a lonely fucking sack of shit. Hey, they go way beyond a bed bathing beyond if they're selling this shit, you know? It looks like it looks like a room, but it should be fucking clean in the floor white's cooking your turkey burger. And has've never been in the time of your life. You went like this. Oh, I'll have the turkey burger. No, I've never wanted to be the fucking cheeseburger turkey burgers. We're in for about six months, about 15 years.

And it doesn't save you that much. No, it's not the difference between a hamburger and a turkey burger. Doesn't even count anymore. Nothing. No, it's nothing. But he thinks it's making a doubt if he was having a veggie burger, that's a whole different story. Then, you know, that's got us to Vietnam. So he buys to Peter bread on the road. He gets to town. He buys a turkey burger. Here's Vos's I've done a whole podcast on it. It's on my Patreon Patreon.com.

That's Robert Kelly. I did a whole thing on his thing. He goes in Renta car. He always rents a car. She don't need to rent a car ever. I rarely rent a car. Of course, not. You're Uber. Yeah. Okay. Well, you the club pick shop where you get the other comics you're driving around. He rents a car. And he always tries to upgrade the car. We're in Vegas. He had a Jaguar. For what reason? I don't know. You do a lot of driving in Vegas. Yeah. We're driving around a luxury Jaguar. Speak of. And then he goes right to the grocery store and buys groceries for the week in Vegas in Vegas. Now he must call the hotel first to make sure it is a refrigerator in the room because it does not. Good call. a problem because then he's not going to go shop and then he gets to don't have any hotel has a refrigerator. If you ask, you just have to say it's from medication.

Okay. And they have to put one in your room. And some of the hotels are like, we have one in the office, you can leave in the office. And that's when you get caught doing that. But yeah, yeah, he leaves it. And then he cooks himself's meals. He wakes up, makes himself. He has peanut butter. I'd rather go out the window. I'd rather die about the fucking hotel window. No, you know what I do? You know what I do? I cross like four lanes of traffic highway just to get to a denny's across the way. Yeah, we're talking about your grill again. We're fascinated with it. What's wrong?

What happened to have an easy trip down traffic coming down. Yeah, New York from midtown Wow, just leave you caught there. Wait a minute. Are you telling me there was traffic in New York six o'clock at night? I don't listen to you fucking guys again. Hi Never is I mean here every day. I get all you know run and no I'm lose rush hour. Oh, and it's raining I didn't even trade in raining and rush hour. Oh, and it's raining. I didn't It's raining raining and rush hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fifth day I have to write midtown. Yeah, That's pretty crazy. That's where the tunnel is. Yeah, and that's where all the people go When they come here, just a ton of it. There's a tunnel in midtown. Yeah, yeah, on the east side. There's one on the west side too. Yeah, Banana fifth day, I mean, you there's two tunnels. But we think I didn't say trolley cars from the fucking 1920s. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying there's

people trying to get to the tunnels. No, they're not down. Fifth Avenue. I'm not saying Fifth Avenue, but in Midtown, they try to get to the tunnels. Not a fifth Avenue. I know, but I didn't say Fifth Avenue. You they started on fifth Avenue. I said, I was coming down. Fifth Avenue, you go, there's tunnels. I said, there's tunnels in Midtown. I didn't say fifth Avenue. Fuck off. Well, don't take it out of me because you were in traffic. Let's face. We're all excited about the creeps of those kids. We're all excited about this fucking tour and you come in and you're shooting on every attack in me. No, you came in with an

attitude. No, you attacked me. Why did Mike attack you? Because he fucking he fucked up the, uh, the, the, tweets. He fucked up the read at the beginning. He said, you apologize for that on air. You did. Who did you apologize for nothing? You said you're out of line a little. I never said that. You're a little bit out of line. I never said that. He should apologize to me, Ron. Okay. Look, I mean, apologize for him. Okay. I'm sorry that he's human being and he's just doing the best that he can. Is it the best he can do? The best he can do today.

Okay. What about all of us? Rich ran into some traffic today. That's a rough day. You know, Jimmy's worried about his kids. His kids got to get picked up. What's wrong with you? Everybody's dealing.

Everybody's dealing with, are you on the phone? I'm never having a theater. I'm never having a on the phone. This is another theater. I'm never I don't want another theater. What's the theater? There's too many theaters now. What's the theater? What's the name of it? Paramount.

Where are you at the Paramount in San Diego? Yes. Oh, okay. I'll call you back. I can't believe you. It was important to some going on with what at my house. What's wrong? Huh? Go take it. Go take it. No was important to some going on. With what? At my house. What's wrong? Huh?

Well, take it. Go ahead, go ahead, take it. No, it's all I got. It's covered, I shut up. What was it? What happened? No butter. What?

There's no butter. What does that mean? I got to pick up butter. Your wife called you while you're on the air, and you answered it because you need butter. No, she's a vegan, she has any butter. There's a fifth avenue butter place that's so fucking good. You can hop right out of the car.

There's a tunnel right next to it. You can check it. That's a channel. A channel. Channel tunnel. How's it going now? Let's get going on this plugin, man. Well, we got this ground turkey slightly.

Here we go. Creeps with kids.com. I'm very excited about this tour. So exciting. We already did one. The, cruciallykids.com. I'm very excited about this tour. So exciting. Yeah, we already did one. The fucking crowds are amazing. Yeah. And show, we should be fucking proud of them

no matter what happens. Yeah. That show was so amazing that night. People came up to me later. They're like, I go to comedy shows all the time. This is the best show I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. It just kept fucking, I never, as a show took off

like a rocket and then stayed there. Yeah. It is a good show, man. It's amazing. I was talking to, when I was talking to, we, me and Vaughn, have talked about this for years. Yeah. We, you know, always in the car, dropping me off or on the phone late at night. We're like, do we should do showers together? Why are we doing this? Why are we fucking on the road? We're always on the road by ourselves, bitching about fucking it. It's like, why are we doing it? And then my agent, Matt Fraus, was like,

I had the creeps for kids thing, but I had, I was like, listen, I want to go on tour. I want to go on tour. I want to do a tour with fucking. And then he calls me up when he goes, who do you want to do the tour with? And I was like, what the fuck? So I knew he had something. I go, Ron Bennington, Jim Florentine, Rich Vos. He goes to call you back. And then I think a week later, he's like, all right, I think I'm going to get you a gig doing this. We'll see how it goes. That was that trial gig. And I was like, fucking great. And then I think a week later, he's like, all right, I think I'm going to get you a gig doing this. We'll see how it goes. That was that trial gig. And I was like, fucking great. And then me and Ron have been working on creeps with kids. The tea that we can.

Yes, but you came up with a great idea. Then you forgot about it. And I bore us to do it back. But you did everything. Well, we're the first today, the first tour. We didn't have a name for it at the Keswick. Remember we're a Tho now name and stuff. What were some of the names? Rich, Vos and friends. We could have been sued for that. Don't remember. I know we came and then the Creasewa kids came up with kids.

The kids. And now and then yeah, it's, you know, we, we, we, we put this whole thing together. We did, we already did it. I mean, you've done it. You've done it. We've done it. The village underground. Those shows killed two. The first show you ever did. We did. Chris, the kids, you're on the first one. You were on the second one. I had your wife while I know you can. I mean, your wife was on the first one. you were on the second one, I do wife one. I had your wife while I know you were on your wife was on the first one. Yeah, a couple of walkouts. I had to leave early.

No, no, no. But why take the audience with you? Why would I like to buy paper? Here, can I tell you a little scam from my friend right next to us? And I liked this guy. He gave me the, you know, he did. He hooked me up. Yeah. He hooked me up. And it just hit me. I sent him a picture. I said of a tattoo I won. I go, can you draw me that picture so I could bring it to an artist? Yes. So he drew the exact picture, but he did it well, but it was the exact picture. He, you know, he's an artist, right? Yeah, he's good. He's good. He drew the exact picture. And I said, what do I owe you?

Which I didn't think I owed him anything. Right. Then he goes, ah, give me a desert app, but give me some gigs. So I'm going to get him gigs because he did me such a solid drawing this picture. I was just kidding. But what's this game? That he thinks I'm giving him money. Why?

Why are you getting them gigs? I don't know. I'm in New York him on one show as a guest, but he killed. So I put him on my show last week. Did he kill the village on the ground? He just heard. He just thought, let's not get carried away. I mean, I've killed. He did good. He did well.

I mean, let's not get carried away. How long have you been doing comedy? What a couple of years? Five years. Five fucking years. Yeah, five years. When you're new in New York, five years, I've been doing comedy. I mean, I've been doing comedy.

I mean, I've been doing comedy. I mean, I've been doing comedy. I mean, I've been doing comedy. I mean, I've been doing comedy. I mean, I've been doing comedy. I mean, I've been doing comedy. I mean, I've been doing comedy. I mean, let's not get carried away. You've been doing comedy what a couple years five years. Five fucking years. Yeah, five years. When you're new in New York, five years is like two years because you don't get as much stage time in New York, you know. No, he no, he surprised me because he actually, I put him up at the village on the ground. I was like, okay, let's do great, great. I gave him a guest spot. It was a very second.

What is this fucking promo for Chris? You're doing right now. I like to go. I like to go. Yeah, but he said you wrote a money. Give him money. I don't know how many money it was no money. The barter system is over.

I'm going to have fucking cash. Do you understand? I'm going to use. Do you understand what he just did? Yeah. What I do. He sold your spots on your show. He just sold a spot. Yeah.

About what? What kind of spot? It's like, he told us it was a scam. Right. And we're all in on the scam thing. Right. I think what is the scam? I thought he was going to call him out for some f**k up shit,

which would have been interesting. All he did was something good for you. And you put my thing good for me. And he's going to, I read after the show, you see what I did for you. That's how you do it on radio. See, I plugged you, you got a nice plug right there. I didn't do that.

I was singing and when you sing your live, boss. I didn't say it. Oh! When you point your finger up at me, it means something. Four fingers are going the other way. I'm not sure. No, right to you. I'm not going to you.

When you point, that was good though. That was fucking sweet. I like the guy. So I wanted. Right? You are. I know going to you when you when you point. That was good. That was fucking sweet. I like the guy. So I wanted to throw him a little bone. Why do you? But what happened is Bobby just threw him a bone. Bobby. I did. But what I'm saying is yes, of course, because you gave away a promo of Bobby show. What kind of promo did I give away? Just about how much he kills. Don't don't we have a promo for the show? For what show? Forget it. Mike come here. Let's hold it up.

There you go. That'll cut it up. That's what you say. Why would you? My finger in your ass. Stick your finger in your ass. Stick your finger in your ass. Stick your fake. That's fucking management style. What you're doing. I only tell you a quick thing.

When I first started in radio, we were given away a trip to Ireland, Dublin, Ireland to see you two. This is the first fucking when I start down a Florida. Yeah, down a Florida. So we fucking picked an aim in and I go, and the winner is my Coke dealer. We fucking, we gave that trip away for an eight ball. I'll fucking eight ball. So the whole set up. Yeah. And a fucking titty bar two o'clock in the morning. Hey, fuck, no, I don't have the money, but I'll take you this until I take it to fucking Ireland. So that fucking mean anything to you? So it was a scam. Can you just get some of that? Yes. I got to destroy my entire career. Not now.

Not now. Seven years ago. And plus threshold. Nobody's looking back anymore. You know, that's how everything looks. How much, how much code did you get off of a ball? Just a fucking eight ball. That was a two o'clock in the morning eight ball. Like when you were fucking really want that eight ball right now. I tell you how fine. I really was. I see you see what he did. Yeah, I saw it. Good, Jim. What'd you fucking blood sugar drop? No, that's why I haven't fucking moved your eyebrows. No, I saw what he did, but I didn't react. That was cool. I say your puppets move more than you, but that was the meloney's tired. Sorry, it was a long day. It's a long day. Yeah. It's gonna be a great tour. We're gonna talk about

that, right? You're the thing that you kind of know. That's just like a little, you gave a hit and no discussion about what is it about losses gigs this weekend. Yeah. What about them? Yeah. No, I'm a skankfest this week. I'm not plugging that. I skanked that this weekend. So I, yeah, but times you show, I don't know, I, or whether Uncle Vinnie's tomorrow or at skank, yeah, both Uncle Vinnie's, I think it's eight o'clock tomorrow. You know, wait, you mean to follow on week and Jimmy Kimmel's comedy club in Las Vegas next week? Well, you take the cable with you. Where to take them to Vegas. I don't want to do a nice fucking picture, but I'm on a plane with you off you him to Vegas. You don't want to even drew a nice fucking picture, but I'm going to play him with you off you go. His pictures aren't that nice. I would like to see it. You got it on you. I can see with his beautiful guy. I did show you the original.

What is it? It's what I want to get a tattoo of, but it might be too hard, but I have to let me just have the grill. Yeah, because it's too hot. Yeah. I'll fucking laugh at the dig joke. Doctor easy to draw. So you're keeping that quiet, right? Keep on what quiet? No, I'm talking to you. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. What happened? The thing that I think is maybe going down or did, you know, wow, this is good radio. The thing that you do. We do it on a mystery fucking novel on the radio. You know, I'm in the air with that. I don't want to fucking blow anything, but I'm so curious because I love it.

What is it? I want to get Moses smash into Ten Commandments on why would you get a smash in it? Yeah, because he was pissed off at you type of people, sinners. But here's the thing, why don't you get him when he was fucking chills the lion? Yeah, he when he was what? When he went up there and chiseled it. He didn't sell his body. I did it with his finger. Come on. God burn. Look God burnt God burnt to tank. Come on. If you can't fucking sing an angle like that, come in. He's like, well, go up and see what God wants. Give me two fucking bricks hammered at chisels.

Let me break back down here. No, let me tell you something. Where are you going to get that? Where are your body? Probably on my back. On your back. Huh? So how are you going to see it? Can you get it over that little patch of hair that you have in your back? So it covers that up.

I don't have a patch of hair on my back. It would be like the burning bush. Maybe have a whole Bible theme down the bottom. You know, I have to look at Jews and the lack of tattoos. Yeah, whatever. That was the best. What do you mean the lack of tattoo the juice in the lack of tattoos. Yeah, whatever. That was the best. What do you mean the lack of tattoo? Ju's never used to get tattoos.

Well, they used to think you couldn't get buried in a cemetery with the kids. Look at this guys. Look at that. We get the tour shirt. What is up right now on Krebser Kids. That's the tour shirt we have. We'll be selling them at the shows with the tour poster. I haven't seen that yet.

That's nice. That looks nice. Krebser Kids tour shirt with the tour date double sided. That will be at all the shows. You can buy that as a collector's item. That's what it basically is. Yeah, that's Krebsford Kids on Instagram. At Krebsford Kids. It is a collector's item. I have a patch on my eye. Oh, I thought you did. Because on this one, we're theming it out. Well, you're a pirate on this tour. So it's a collector's item, just like the

already an Anthony bumper stickers. The what? Already an Anthony. Chris, can you fix his eye? Yeah, we'll fix it before I get ready. Where's the problem in the eye? Black, I got a, you can't say. Like a shadow from your hat.

No one is. That's what it is. My other eye looks crippled and my fucking one eyes. Cut that. That is actually you did fix it. You got us another one. Did you draw this? Yeah, we put another one in this.

Two dates. Listen to me. Dude, that fucking drawing is amazing. You should be, you should drop this and get into that cartooning. It's going to be big. Trust me. Let's just sum doing my eye. Holy shit. You don't like's just sum doing my eye. Holy

shit. You don't like that. I like to highlight. You look like, hey, man, what the fuck I'm like here? But essay. Yeah. Jim Jim looks good. I look good. Ron, you look great with the cigar. Yeah, I got the whole thing going on. Great. Get the tour dates in the back. We're gonna have to add two of them. Vos looks fucking fantastic. It looks great, man. I think you look good since Vos right next to you. Wait, we added, we added the end. What do we do? We added just for laughs, which is Canada, Montreal, which is not on there. And then we also have, um, we can't announce that one yet. Why?

We're not locked in yet. We have two dates that one yet. Why? We're not locked in yet. We have two dates that are coming up. Two more? No, just that. Those are two dates. So we get another two dates coming up. And probably more.

Guys, this could go on. Once people start buying these tickets, get them now too, because all these theaters, they're not, it's not a two thousand seed theater. It's not three thousand seeds. It's thousand seed venue like the one in cash wicked. It's going to sell. Pre sale is already sold in a bunch of all of it. So, Voss, don't talk about it. But can you fucking do the podcast and not crosstalk for one time in your fucking life? He is. But he would do what trying to sell a tour and you're over there talking about

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But when he found that it was fucking $30 dollars a dollar. $88. $88. $58. It's been time places. His hands shook. I almost snapped his card in half. Oh, he got to go, $88.

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You know, you got lost there at Fifth Avenue, not that whole thing went down. He just did a date joke, by the way. Yeah. $211 the way. Yeah. $211 for breakfast. Yeah. But what you do, 211, like, make it fun. Yeah, he said February 11th. No, I thought you took him down.

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Yeah. No, Mike is I like Mike and Zach. So that's what I got three of them. Yeah, like Gabby. Zach, Zach's right there. The guy you never talked to someone here. Yeah, but he's a, you don't understand how what a great rapper is. Is that right? You know, I know it's stupid. Can I just play it again? Please real quick. Ron, do you want to hear it? If you don't want to hear it, I'm the fucking here. Dude, this guy's been sitting there for two years. It's quiet at this every show.

At the end of the show, I go, Zachy goes, Zach, the new guy. That's all he said to me. For two years, Ron. Two years. How long? Two. Look at my fingers.

That's one. And that's two. Looks like four to me. We got to have your eyes checked. No, I'm seeing double. No. Double vision. It could be a song.

In my life with that double vision. That's a good point. Did you just write that? Yeah. Do you know who sings that? Who sings it? That little fucking guy in front of the time. Corner.

Yeah. Don't we have it on my thing? Didn't we put it on the UK YKWD? I got to go. Didn't I want it? You haven't even said anything. Except got to go. Didn't I want it? What? You haven't even said anything except that. You literally didn't say anything and you went, I got to go.

It's 40 minutes in the show. We did 27 minutes ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah. First of all, we did four minutes of ads. Can I say even Jim Florentine, what an honor to be on this tour with you. It's going to be fun. It's going to be amazing.

You're so much fun to hang out with. It's going to be fun. It's going to be amazing. Yeah. You're so much fun to hang out with. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. I mean, except for the last 40 minutes, I agree with everything right. You just said just been a long day. Well, we don't want to be out today. Look at your show. You take over. You know, I just pick my spots when I'm jumping.

Right. You know what I mean? Like you got six guys on a mic. Yeah. You don't want to all be talking over. You got to remember, he comes from the Howard days. He knows how to do that. Yeah, I've been doing radio for a long time. Yeah. If you don't want to all be talking over. You got to remember he comes from the Howard days. He knows how to do that. Yeah. I've been doing

radio for a long time. Yeah. Four. Uh, yeah. Works. Yeah. But you guys, these other guys could talk. I don't know. We got one, two, three, four, five, at least. What are you doing tomorrow? Are you working tomorrow? I Uncle Vinnie's with you. You're

gonna stop down doing guest spot. You can do a guest spot. If you don't do that, then we get spot at my Uncle Vinnie's. I think to do a guest spot, we just went back and forth with each other. We didn't do. That was fun. We didn't, I didn't do stand up. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you.

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I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. of October, hitting Pittsburgh, Chicago, Boston. It's going to be awesome, dude. Fans are going to show up. Charmsey. So, all right, buddy. We'll see you later. We'll go to Jim Florentine at, at Jim Florentine. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. All of shit. Well, you have to swing in. Crazy with kids.com, doing a skankfest this weekend. Oh, you're there too. Yeah. Hey, will you do what you bang them? How much?

How much? Oh, whatever. Skankfest paid. We're doing it do it. I'll show. How much? Oh, whatever. It's gang fresh pay. We're doing it at gang fresh. Well, how much? $4,000.

I already did it once. Oh, you did wear. You can't hear me because you can't do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll let him know. So he can hear me. What could I do?

I did a Mateo lane was the only one that would bang me. That's sweet. Did you hear me because it wasn't a bad phone? That's sweet. Yeah. Did you see that? I thought it was bad too. Have you seen Mattaylee do the Joe Mackie impression? No. The funniest fucking thing I've ever seen was on his Instagram stories today. He nails this.

Yeah. And I love when somebody hits an impression that isn't even a famous person. You know what I mean? Then you know it's an original impression. Mm-hmm. Don't do it. He can't hear because of that. Oh, no.

I see you later, buddy. I think we all need some pleasant. I would love some blue shoes right now. Just suck each other off, right? Right? Goes about saying that a gym see a lighter would have to be intimidated by his big Dutch dick. Jim's these Dutch savage.

I know. Oh, because of the haircut. Yeah, I guess they are. Yeah. Dad, did you bring it up? Did you bring it up? Did you get it? What?

Was it Brandon to go? All right. So listen, I, um, why should I have my website bring it up a fucking his rap song? I don't know. I don't know what he's doing. This is what he was rapping about. I,'t know. I don't know what he. I can't tell the difference. I can't tell the difference. I can't tell the difference. I can't tell the difference. I can't tell the difference.

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Who kid? Doctor who kid? No, just who kid? Not Doctor who kid. And I'm fucking get this thing going. I'll get it to who kid. You want me to get it to who kid? Yeah.

10% right? What? 10 is that good? I can get it to MC Hammer. I say we have open for Cruiser Kids, the opening. You watch out. And I wrap a little bit. But old school wrap, by cow. My name is Ron, and I'm here to say, try to work on school

each day. You know the kind of stuff that gets the kids as positive. Yeah. Watch out for the Jews. Watch out for the blacks. Yeah, the kids, the kids is positive. Yeah. Um, watch out for the Jews. Watch out for the blacks. Yeah. Okay. It's stuff that works one. You win the back. Yeah. Yeah. Watch out for the whites that wear a sack. Like the wood, you know, like the cool, like the cool, rough band. No, I got to go pick up flooring teen's kids. Wait a minute. Do you know what? I got to go pick up Florentine's kids. Wait a minute, dude.

You know what I'm gonna say to this? Oh fuck, I got to go pick up Ronnie. You know, four kids. You know, it's funny. This is how we start the fucking. I know, but you know, the system, we want you to be getting you showing at the end of the show. Yes.

Who's committed? You know, I mean, you've always been committed, Ron. Thank you. You, you, you, we were gonna say something nice. He can't handle it. I mean, you know what, you just put on your back, that will show not snore. Because I heard people's feelings. I'm just every now and then, the young comes over.

But I'm just committed as the next guy. You're not committed to anything. It was already gone. Floor 10. Yeah. Floor 10. It seemed like he He was already gone. Florida. Florida. He seemed like he left it a half. Yeah. No, was he mad?

What's going to happen? Something happened. You're fucking left them outside of the train. That's what I was. When I first walked in, what happened? What happened? So Bobby, there's only one seat in the train. Bobby jumped in.

That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. And my foreign team's weighing Bobby. It's fucking takes a video of him. That's not true. That's not true. What do you mean you got off the train? He was stuck on it. That's not true. And my quarantine's weighing. Bobby's fucking takes a video of him for that's not your that's not true. What do you mean you got off the train? He was stuck on it.

That's not what happened. Just the opposite. He didn't let him on. That's not what happened. He was the thing. You took off without him. No, we were going to the train. We both were like fuck that traffic.

Shit. So we went to the train. I don't blame you. And we got in the train and the train. We had to get both get cards. So I got a card. He got a card a metro card and then we run down and the train's coming So we both are running to get on the train. He's right behind me. I see him and then I jump on the train I jump on the door and into train for tip over Sorry, don't force a thing. I mean you got good. I got I got a true subway question. But that finger down.

You know, I don't like those fingers. I got to ask you question. Because I only have diamonds on them. Finish it your story. Yeah. So here's the I jump on and I turn around to say, what's up? And Florence teens like 10 feet behind me. And he was right next to me.

Because I believe Florentine didn't think it was cool to run. I think he's a little too fucking. That's like Richie Cunningham on the phone running for a train. He's gonna go, Hey, I'll meet you down there. Right. Yeah. Do you know a lot about the subway here? See this right here? Yeah. I don't work for this. You might know because you guys are from New York. I have this my subway card right here. Beautiful. Now it's got $12 left on it, but it expired. Yeah, they expired. They said they were making me a new card with a $12. You lost it.

I lost a $12. You had me, we didn't do it. Okay. Because I'm shaking your head and I'm fucking, they can't have cards left over 1978. No, last year. No, I understand. That's what I'm saying. Why would it be because they expire? Because the year is over. You're on a new year. But I still have $12 on it.

No, no, no, that $12 is gone. If I talk to someone, will you think to hook me up? Absolutely not. Let's suppose put it this way. You go to a place, all you can drink, all you can eat and drink. You can beer on a Friday night. You can't go back there Saturday and fucking be oh, I wasn't here Friday. Can I have beer and beef? No, but I have this card. Fuck that card. That's what they're saying to you. I don't like it.

You don't like it. This is a matter of whether you like it or not. Nobody likes anything. I like that. That looks good, doesn't it? That's a great shot. Yeah. Look at your fucking, your,

your, your tats are blazing, Voss. Go back. Just fucking blazing that. Yeah. Oh, there it is. Well, you look how far back he is, dude. And look at that guy in front of him. He's the, he's the guy who fucked him. That's what you're trying to hell, Rollins.

He was trying, he was trying to get on with those two guys like, fuck you. You don't get none. When you got on the car, you turned around before you're budding and put your your foot out so the fucking train door stays It's not what happened. I turned around and it was shut like the guy who shot it got it Like you know when they usually a person in it went funk and shut and he was right there Let me tell you something the guy was in the fucking buildings in 911. Yes. Yeah, he gets out his buddy stumbles and falls

Yeah, that guy keeps, doesn't go back. Could you call the guy who made it out a hero? Yes, if you don't ever find the other guy. I would have stopped and picked up my friend. If you never, if you never find the other guy, if you're going to be on your own, you got to make up a story. If he's just gone and no one ever going to hear his side of it, you're a hero to me. What if your dad was a Vietnam and somebody needed a root canal?

Yeah. But he'd be able to fucking do it or go log. Sorry, we're closed at five o'clock. It depends if it was five o'clock or not. Why, he was a dentist? No, sucky, no Rudy. He wasn't a dentist. He was a hygienist.

No, he wasn't. He might actually, my dad worked in the, he shot the big cannons off the, the, you know, the broad, the cannons. He shot a cannon. Do you support the troops? I support, the, you know, the, the, the cannons, you shot a cannon. Do you support the troops? I support the troops no matter what. I support the war, not the troops.

I support. I say this. I support some of the troops. What are you talking about? I was fucking shooting pole with a troop one night. Our troop fucking. He thought I was fucking cheating. He hits me with a stick.

Yeah. Now I'm supposed to support that fucker. No. That's some of them I support. Well, that's a soldier you don't just point. The troops when they get together. The squirrel. Troop is a true.

That's like, do you like food? You're going to find something you don't like. Oh, I doubt it. I haven't. I haven't. And then we see the tattoos. Love it. As long as haven't. I haven't. And then we see the tattoos love it. Sure as long as it's cheese on it. What the thing with your tats? Cause I want to see

remember you put some gel on it to make it fucking shine. You put on a tattoo stuff. Two stuff. What's tattoo stuff tattoo gel look like a gel. I was standing right next to you. What do you look for? No, not that. next. When you look at full of, no, not just like that. Do you guys standing together? Are you sure anything you don't film? Some things, you're stuck outside that.

That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. You're in love with that, Sean. I pretty, I love it. That was pretty funny. He was kind of like, everybody was laughing on the train. It's kind of like a, it's kind of like your cop thing where he was chasing you and you got away.

And you were like, is he's white? Yeah. Like they could have had another dual color. Is that what you're saying? What do you see as a white guy chasing me? Are you fucking crazy? That's crazy. You're crazy.

You're crazy. You're not. I said, it's a cop thing, right? He brought it up. Now that the white guy's got to be the color about that. But I like I always find color and everything. Yeah, I do too. It's like I don't see color unless you're walking down a street. Unless it's at night, then you're amazing. We see color. Jesus. They like people. I don't see color. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. I hate people that fucking pretend. Oh, I don't see any. I just see people. Shut up. You don't see people as people. Obviously, you don't play lottery, you know, with fucking Indian people working the machine, fucking your numbers up every day. So those act like you're so fucking what did you say? I'm saying that's fucking am I right?

I mean he's coming at us in real right way literally just like fucking John's is like you're the new Alex Jones. I know. I don't have a round with Indian guys. They they're in there messing your numbers up intentionally to make sure that you're not gonna win the ticket. That's why they're gonna win the ticket. The you're not gonna win the ticket. That's why they're gonna win the ticket The little ones are gonna win the dick and they're gonna buy ass trace. That's Alex Jones If he had a kid with Sam Kennison So yeah, it was a little salmon out cuz I was gonna say Hicks Sam Alex Jones and Hicks kind of sound like

I don't know if we have to rip it apart. I'm not fucking say Kelli and though I mean I'm not making a living at it. But I thought we'd get together every week and have passions for each other. And then rip him apart. Yeah, yeah, rip him apart. But I was close enough, I think. I'm working on one.

You want to say it? I would love to hear it. This is a kid in the summer. Yeah. He runs home at his getting a drink. OK. OK. Joey. Joey.

Joey. Joey. That's my impression when look his drink and he asks for more. I like it. That's good. I was trying to get in and I probably stepped on a little bit. I could do washer. I stepped on it a lot during that work alone.

I was like, dude, I didn't know. I could do washer to Vos. I love to hear. I yours. That's the one. I got it. I was doing. dude. I didn't know. I could do wizard of Oz. I love to hear it. I yours. Yeah, that's what I got. I was doing. Who ride that bill? That's fucking funny.

I got wet in this. The winner. Close your eyes. Well, bust my butt. It's really good. That's because it's so horse of a different color. Come on in. He's really good.

He's really good. He's really good with a mouth that can get get that wet to pull that that one off. She was hungry. I'm truly fucking jealous of that. He really just announced the other day. Everybody in that movie is dead. Everybody to last small guy. Yeah, even the dog. Everybody's fucking dead. Everybody that was involved in that movie.

No, that was in it. The grips and, you know, everybody. Yeah. Wow. That's movie in history. No, it isn't. Oh, one of them in the top 10. You know, the fucking 10 man, right? No, personally, I had, this is in Florida, the guy who played Jed, uh, Clampett buddy, Upsen. He had the part as a 10 man. What they fucking painted him with lead paint. Yeah. And they didn't leave any place for his body to breathe. Any almost fucking died. Oh my God.

Oh, really? And they got rid of him and they put in the other guy because he was like layin' there for six months. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Really? Yeah. So what do you have to do, like, leave a little patch open?

Yeah, I think you're going to leave a little fucking space open. But why did they paint his body when they when they covered his whole body? It was 1939. He didn't fucking know. So they just got led silver paint. There was actual aluminum in the makeup and it made them ill and they actually gave them breathing problems for rest of his life. That rest of his life. That's the way it was like for buddy Epson. Yeah. He talkies. He's trying to yell it, but it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up.

He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up.

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He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. He took it up. You're saying the more salt of great comedian. I'm being the salt of the earth. Salt. Yeah. He was fucking paper under his own. I just read this paper and I'm ready to do some bits. He will more salt. We're. Yeah, he came out with a paper under his own. The San Francisco chronic. He was like the political comic back then. The only, I mean, there was eight comics. One of them was doing politics. That was more. He's still around, I believe. Yeah, he's still around, I believe. Yeah, he's still alive.

He's still alive. He's also alive. As much as I've tried, I can't kill him. Do you ever see the amazing, whatever Miss Maisel, whatever that show? Yeah, I saw first season. The whole first season. The guy that plays Lenny Bruce is fucking great. He kills that part. Who's that? Whoever plays Lenny Bruce is fucking great. He kills that part. Yeah. Whoever plays

Lenny Bruce in the show. Do you see the guy who was playing Lenny Bruce in New York? He's he did the whole fucking thing. The play? Yeah, the play. No, he was so good that when I saw him on the street, I was like, is that fucking Lenny Bruce? That's how good he was. He looks like him too. Yeah, he looks like him. When that one up first, yeah, bring it up. It's a one from Miss Maisel. Yeah. That guy was play here in New York. Yeah.

It was a play in New York, ran off Broadway. I played Lennie Bruce on American Dreams. It's really what you've seen it. He's announced it. Now that's just fucking things. Anytime anybody questions anything about him, he goes, I played Lennie Bruce, that I was amazing. I'm not going to have to do that thing that you you shot you and I know we're waiting to hear.

That's really got me. I don't think Lenny, but I think Lenny Bruce is overrated. No, he wasn't. Because he, you can't listen to his material now. But you can. Listen, no, but I'm saying. I know because there's records. I mean, listen, dude. Yeah, I mean, come on. I mean, the crowd dude is working back then. We're easy. Are you crazy? And, and't know, because there's records. I mean, listen, dude, I mean, come on. I mean, the crowd dude was working back then were easy. Are you crazy? And you know what, the word is my thing, comedian. So you guys, stage time was easy to get.

You know what, fuck him. I mean, it is, but what Bobby's saying is, thank you so much, fuck him. Oh, and you said the word, fuck, and everything, well, the house shut. Yeah. You said more than fuck. Yeah, well, I mean, whatever.

I said, dick, he says, fuck him. Yeah, yeah., fucking yeah. Bunghole was the one they got him arrested. Do you know what you said? To Wil Chamberlain. What's that? You tall motherfucker. That's fucking good. He was more concerned. And he goes, you want some to well? And he goes, you know, you'll blank lip it. Yeah. Really? So thanks for that. Thanks for bringing everything to a screeching heart. I was just saying it. Just saying it. Don't bring it up. You know what? It wasn't around for that fucking thing. Thank you. I wasn't. He wasn't. He's a young fucking guy. I didn't know what that means. He'll what? Yeah. He'll what? He'll what? Lip it? I don't blame it. He'll recipe it.

Yeah, I mean let it Bruce. Let it Bruce, let it move. I say good feel. You know, I mean, you do you like carlin? Harlan. George. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. He's going. Oh, I can rant. Oh, the Catholics are this and that and the end of this and that and I hate that and if you like it then you're a blah blah blah and a blah blah with a blah blah blah and I hope blah blah falls on your head. Yeah, you know what? Carlin was my hero to one minute ago. I know and this funny man Did everything that I'm saying I get it, but here's the deal. Yeah, you listen to any Murphy or prior They still stand the test of time. Oh jeez

I gotta say you know You do that I like Sticks boss to I mean I'll put a stick about it in my ass I've been done My dick look like a butter today. I'm even done. I'm a cheat. My dick looks like a sick as a bar.

I look damn like a sick as a bar. Well, you suck in my dick, there's a vein in it. Well, the fuck, I damn shit fuck dick. What about Patrice? Patrice? Oh, come on. That fucking guy's son. Um.

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Submit dick Comedy sucks until we started to do this to it What about Collins? This is the first thing Colin? Yeah US some Laws do Doesn't make sense. Fatal, fun education. What about Bernie? Yeah.

Kaffir. Oh yeah, bullshit. Fuck that. What about Amy? Amy? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Um-uh. Um-uh. Uh-huh. I forgot that. Education. He's scared to do Amy. I just did. I was just kidding.

He was in that nice talk to me. No, I think, yeah, I mean, seriously, the Winniebrews. Come on. Winniebrews. What is it? What name one of his jokes? Lenny Bruce was fun. Name one joke. What is it?

What's the deal? What's the deal? Buddy, I don't think that was him. Yeah, he did. Wow. He did who? I lose people. No, that was him.

Did you make a favor? Do we say one joke, Lenny Bruce? I can't remember. He didn't do that. Binks. What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? That's called a fucking one-man show. Get a black box there and shut your fucking joke of Lenny Bruce. I can't remember. He didn't do things. What do you do? What do you do? That's called a fucking one-man show.

Get a black box there and shut your fucking pile, Lenny. You and your transcripts. All right, let me tell you, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Now they read on June 2nd, I was here. And they said to me, okay, wait, one second. Let me just get one second while I fucking shoveled through seven. Yeah, right here, okay, great.

Now they said on you You must not shut the fuck Do Bobby Kelly By the way, that's fucking hilarious. That should be your one-man show what's that you just go up and fucking tear comedy down How fucking easy and stupid it is. I know. These people that you love so much. They can have some fucking tick. They stay with it forever. Can you do Brian Regan? I can. I can. Oh Brie ring you get a hear though if you forget about Brie ring Yeah, keep an eye on him.

He's a gaping eye on him. The fucking greatest guy normal. Ah, that's good. I slept in the puddle of age. No, no, no, no, no, not pontiff. And we can pump well now at the, I would like a girl. I just wanted to have a dick in my ass. Now listen, uh, fuck, uh, I just wanted to have a dick in my ass. Now listen.

Oh, fuck. Some of these aren't going to go. Wish we would have. Would you rich boss? Yeah, wish we would. Why would you get that shirt? It's nice. I don't do crowd work.

It's all jokes. Yeah. That's exactly how he's angry. Now is that. Is that it? That's it. That was just been laughing for now. And angry now he's I I Fuck you

I remember I don't do fucking crap we're boss's boss about to go work. I don't do Crowd work. I don't tell you do it. So we walk out in the middle he goes yeah, which get that shirt. I didn't say that I have the video no first of all I got five albums. Can we not do first of all? Because I know like six album. We know we know it's first of all because you're saying you first. You don't have to number all you have a bit like that. All right, stop. What's up? I'm working on my six album now. Oh, I can't wait. What's gonna be called number six? I don't know what I'm gonna call it.. I think six too many four more to go call it sex. You know what I mean? It'd just be like winking like.

What you call it? How would this call it? Hey, do you guys still have a DVD player? It's a CD CD player. Sorry. Hey, you guys like old technology by this disc. You should put it on floppy disk. Ron thoughts floppy disk. You know, what do you say? It's dated. You know, I'm doing it right now. Yeah, I said, put on an iTunes and get on serious, you know, just give you a tip. Yeah, go ahead. What's the tip? You put it on a, don't say. Go fuck yourself, because they could just get it on iTunes. They want something to walk away with signed All right, I bet you know, I say something else. Yes, you get them on a card and you sign the card

Hey, I think you just got an iTunes and get it. They don't need the card. You said they wanted something to sign I solved that problem with the card. Oh stop. I know what I'm doing. I'm trying to help you. Yeah, really? Tell yourself in front of a bus That's me I am friend of mine will give you three dollars for that fucking subway card. He said, cool. There you go. No, she had me. I can get the money back. Okay.

They can't you can't. You're 11 dollars and 84 cents. Let me have it. I'll give I'll pay $20 right now for it. Okay. What the fuck is wrong with you? All right. Listen, we got to wrap this up.

Why? Oh, yeah. It's getting a lot of fun. I got other shows. Well, you got to wrap this up. Why? Oh, yeah, it's getting a lot of fun. I got other shows. Well, you don't have other shows. We did a special show for you guys. It's a YKWD announcement of the tour. OK.

I can't do your Wednesday night show tomorrow. OK, can we? Can you? There's not one left. Can you do me a favor? Shut up. No, I just want you to work on your ADD. It's you. You're not the head. Listen, listen just want you to work on your ADD. It's you're you're

on the head. Listen, this is you're not even paying attention right now. Do you understand? Oh, you're wrapping it up. I'm wrapping. I'm wrapping it up. I'm trying to put a bow on this fucking thing. And you keep on doing the bow and try to look into the box. You just said you're starting to wrap it up. Don't say you've been trying to. I just tried to wrap it up. Okay, let's wrap it up. I want to run. No, you know what? This is your thing. What a show. Take control. You got to be able to tell you guys have this thing going on now for a lot of years. What is it? It's heady. It's a train wreck about the fucking take place. And it's going to be two trains that are going to hit hit but they never hit yeah, but you know just a constant anxiety But this whole fucking Betty Davis Joe Crawford mixed the rest of it. What's one of my fucking nervous one of my your Betty Davis?

Thank you Joe Crawford was so much hotter she was a cunt Oh, I'm Betty was all fucking Betty better than fucking Joe Crawford who went more Oscars fucking doesn't matter. I wasn't a cunt I wasn't a cunt. I wasn't a cunt. I wasn't. He's literally thinking, I'm pushing my fucking sister down the stairs.

I just beat my kid with a fucking coat hanger. Yeah, mommy fucking dearest. Okay. Piece of shit. Child abuser. They weren't my real kids. Yeah, they were. I know.

That was your kid, your beast. I thought she adopted. Yeah, she beat him. I showed she adopted. Yeah, they were. I know. That was your kid you beat. That's what she adopted. Yeah, she beat them. I should. She adopted you. You want of them. The other one you didn't and you beat them. You beat them. How do you feel about that? Stop putting your big nose on my thing. So you know, how much people spit in that? Anyways, creeps with kid.com. You get that sick from it really? Anyway, it's creeps with kid.com. We get that sick from it really. Yeah.

Crucial kids right there. It is right there. Crucial kids tour is up. That is not the poster. That isn't what it's now. It's it's just on the page. Our poster. You kidding me.

The poster is going to be a minute. It is that image, but there we go. Let's go through the dates, Michael. Scroll down. We have, I mean, cheese, Montreal can of them. The just for last festival is the first one. Then we're going to redden Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Huntington, New York, Boston, Mass. We're going to Eastern Pennsylvania, Staten Island, Red Bank, New Jersey, Turington, Connecticut. We're also going to go Troy, New York, right outside of all of the, England with New Jersey, Chicago, Illinois,

New York right outside of Albany, angle with New Jersey, Chicago Illinois, raw way New Jersey. And we're going to be adding more shows to this. This is what I love about this tour. It's, it's, there's no political correction. Nobody's up there, fucking catering to this society and all the bullshit comedy. It's, it, we're, we're fucking, it's a raw, hilarious, the funniest guys I know on the stage, the same night, the same place, and it is fucking going to be killer.

You know, we're not out there trying to be edgy to be edgy. We're just who we are. We're funny. I think at the end of the night, you're gonna learn something. Yeah. I think you're gonna have to wait a treat each other. You'll learn something about how's this? I say you're going to learn nothing except how

to laugh. I'll tell you how's that. I'm taking fucking whitey down a peg. That's for sure. Buddy, Ron, we are whitey. I'm not white. I'm a Jew. What am I? You're right. You're right. I'm a walk. Yeah, you're not really white. What are you? I'm Irish. We've always been white. But you became white in the early 60s. That's about when the Italians became white. Yeah, but not white. When did they choose become white? You know, Colin said my great, great grandmother was raped on the chiber pass.

So I don't consider myself white. No, in my neighborhood, I had an all Irish neighborhood. Yeah. And we used to call Italian people spaghetti knee gross No, we didn't what you call Jews bagel knee gross What you call Chinese people we've got rice knee gross What you call Negroes?

Well, I can't even say that. I just just switch it up in the future. New Negroes would have been better. Well, you know what? In those days, you know, I mean, people were lucky. I mean, the Vietnam War was still going down. It was a lovely situation. You know what?

We're here now. We magged, right? I was in a fan of that war, so I didn't go. And it was too far away. Right. Like close wars. Yeah. By the way, best friends with Palestinians. So how could I be racist? What do you call them in the old neighborhood? We call them do the good right? Do the good job. That's what we call them. Oh, name one palestinian friend. Can't name them because people are listening. I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you

I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you,

I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell that I'm not going to read his dates. Sit down on the read your fucking dates. You're doing that kind of thing. He's a Thursday the 27th to the 30th. He's going to be into the brand new club, Jimmy Kimmel comedy club, because Rich has no loyalty whatsoever to any club in Vegas. He worked anywhere he needs to work to play golf and make money. Jimmy Kimmel's new comedy club. Have you worked it yet? No, it's just open. I heard about it. Jimmy's there every night. By the way, how do these ever been there? I was told that we skipped Harrisburg. We're going to be at Harrisburg. Harrisburg, we read it. They put up, they put up the Chris Stanley video that's creeps

with kids. Yeah, they put it up. That's great. And also, by the week after I'll be at Gotham Commie Club, the Brigade of the Atlantic City, go to Rich Fawstock on for all my dates tomorrow. And Uncle Benese. There you go. Point pleasant.

And Ron Bennington, of course, the great Ron Bennington, who, uh, the plug anything for me, except for creeps with kids. Creeps of kids. I am, Ken, we're all doing it. I am, buddy. Thanks so much for coming on. Thank you. So much fun. All right.

There we go. What do you got? Subpodcast, Lawrence Deloche, you can hire me to make you stuff. And, you know, does great stuff. Chris Cheney, where do they get? Not that cheney.com and social media is at not that cheney. There you go. Mikey, what do you got, buddy? Welly, where do they get? Not that cheney.com and social media is at not that cheney. There you go. Mikey, what do you got, buddy?

Well, let's do what you got first. We got, you're going to be at McGuire's and Governor's Comedy Club the 20 night. Yes, I can't wait. I'm playing governors for the second time, but the first time headlining it with James and the family over there. What a great God, damn. I love those people over there at McGuire's. I think that's'm talking Michael.

I'm trying to compliment my friend's Michael. James and the McGuire's and the brokerage. And now, where's the, bro, can you please scroll the fucking date down where I was? Right here promoting. No, where's the date? There, governor's comedy club in Levitown.

Please come down to that show. It's a big room. It's one night. Please come down. I want to pack it out. And then we got winter comedy club in Muskegee canceled. They moved that to September. We are changing that. Lucy's lounge is still up. Laff it up. Pekipsi's still up. Make sure you check those out. That's the 26th and 27th. And then laughing skull and Georgia, I can't wait. I love that room. That's the, the first to the third of August. And then September quick, listen, side footers. I got a big fucking, they posted a photo yesterday of me. But happy with it. I was so mad, Ron. But you can not be, here's the thing because I've asked them not to put the fucking photo up for two years

Just use the photo we give you and I went up yesterday and the fucking they use this old photo again when I was like fucking 185 doesn't even look like me and it's not it's the principal. Why though? Bye. Go go go go go go go go They're swallowing come. Not come, but alcohol. Green alcohol. Green. Yeah. Okay. I'm pretty sure he doesn't like

gray alcohol. Oh, I don't know. I think he likes like Marlene is confused with somebody else. Anyways, um, so anyways, I, I, I tweeted use the fucking photo I fucking give you a fuck fucker. And then, uh, then I checked the Instagram letter and they were using it. I tweeted, use the fucking photo I fucking give you a fuck fucker. And then then I checked the Instagram letter and they were using it. You know what, Vos, you know what?

Everybody's got to be up there and you're a fucking ads Vos. That's right. And you're just sitting there. You know what? I don't want Vos on the fucking show anymore. I got to strangle you. No more fucking. No, I'm done. Every time he comes with my podcast, he cross talks. He answers his phone. He falls asleep. I bet that we do. He used to have a respect. So this is it. This is it. For my podcast, I'm done with them.

I was here. I'm done with them. I'm done with them. Very special day. Yeah. The last, the last podcast. I fucking, I'm done with them. Good. You're, you're him. I don't care. I'm done with them. Zach, what are you? Mike, what do you got? Well, you're Patreon. Oh, yeah. Go ahead, Mike, you promote it. Come on, do it. I go to Robert Kelly, a Patreon. That way you can see all the special stuff we have on there. Live from the Sheds. Go there first brand new live from the Sheds. On ones, lots of stuff that are just for the fans brand new for Brian. Coppelman's going on. You can

go on with Colin? Colin's out on YouTube right now, Michael. Yeah, he the first one that we like I said you guys on Patreon, they're going, we're going to be releasing some of the early one out on YouTube. So people, but you got all them always first and there's a brown compliment one that's just going up this week for you guys. And then we're filming two more this summer for you guys. So there you go. We're going back to the shed. The life of the puts you cat.

Yeah. I'm going to be the shadow of the life of the shadows that are over a year old to go on on YouTube. Yeah. Um, I was at 8,000 people viewed it already. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll be better next time I come up. I'll be a better person. You said that last time. I know I didn't. I just time. I mean it. No, you said it. You said it two times ago. I did. I'm sorry. I asked you not to cross talk. Not to get on your phone. I asked and I treat the fucking show like it's

a fucking I respect. You have no respect. You know, you know, you know, respect it. Just say, you don't respect it. Right. You're a fucking legend. I'm fucking. What am I? What am I? Huh? What am I? You had line up. What a super legend. That was super. When you call us super legend. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, because I want to call you the same thing. No, the super legend. You are.

And follow Bobby at Robert Kelly live on Instagram. Yeah. Follow the creeps of kids tour at creeps with kids. And this podcast that why could a beauty podcast also laughable.com where you can find all your favorite comedians on all your best podcasts on bail on Android and iPhone now. And on the last seller Vegas, the best comedy club in Vegas. Make sure you check that out. Yeah, I just personally want to thank Bobby Kelly for all this hard work that he's done

leading up to this and for riot cats and everything he's done for a comedy. And I'd like to thank Bobby Kelly because he truly is a hard work, a good friend, and he deserves nothing but the best in life. Go see him. He kills. He's one of my favorite comics. He's a super legend. One of super legend.

Super legend. I think that's my new tag. I would like to people to start using that. Yeah, I think what? Super legend. Yeah. I think I would. Can I get a shirt that says super legend? Yeah. Oh yeah, now I'm gonna get super why super legend. Yeah, I think I would. Can I get a shirt that's a super legend?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now I'm gonna get super duper legend. I want, I want the super deluxe legends. I get it. But thank you. Um, I, what else? That's it.

What do you got? I follow me at Mike Feeswaras and my channel on YouTube about MG Yikes. Yes. And Zach. Zach, you got a lot. Wow. Zach, the new guy. You guys are the best fans of the world. See you later. Guys, thanks for coming in. ¿Y ¿Zack? ¿Zack, ¿que hay que hacer? Wow. ¿Zack, Nuga? ¿Y ustedes están en el mundo más grande?

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