Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - KWR and Dangerous Joe

Episode Date: January 16, 2012

Robert and the boys are joined by Keith "KWR Superstar" Robinson.   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You know what I'm getting? I'm getting stuck in sticks. I'm getting stuck in sticks. You know what did podcast we got Monster Voice we got Joe D and a special guest who's been on before Keith Robinson KWR superstar at L.L. And you like my dog my I don't like little dogs little dogs bug me You know my dogs don't like so diet look at him. He's scared My people have special died. That's right black. We don't they don't play with little dogs. They don't play with little dogs

They're 50s thing The whole dog they don't like they don't play with little dogs. They don't play with little dogs. It's their 50s thing. They're a whole dog thing. Hey, they don't like little dogs. You know, they're not even little dogs. I don't know. They're still yapping dogs. They're afraid of us. They're the yapping dogs that this dog is making me nervous.

It is. I never saw you nervous like this. Hey, look at the dogs. Just, look at you little ashy thumbs going together. What's going on? What are you doing? Get down, Cali. Get down.

Get down. Stop rubbing your fingers together. They's going on? What are you doing? Get down, Cali. Get down. Get down. Stop rubbing your fingers together. I'm gonna OCD bitch. Stop him off you dick. What do you think he's gonna do? What a bitch. Really? You're really making me sick.

Not a little dog just bug me. You don't think you bug the dogs when you walk in? I just walked in. The dogs were sitting there. Talking to the microphone, you jackass. I'm talking to the fuck. Get down. Does your dogs have a special diet. Oh God here we go I'm just I'm nobody in this house is on a diet Right now I actually today is my second day of my diet

What diet? I'm on a of my diet. What diet? I'm on a South Beach diet. What the fuck are you laughing for? You should be on South Beach fat boy. What a South Beach diet dude, I eat beaches. I was not. I eat beaches. It was funny.

It was funny. It was funny. It could have went with a whale. It would have been a little better. You know what I mean? It just dumbied went down the alt route. I'm really different. It was funny. It was fun. And could have went with a whale. It would have been a little better. You know what I mean? It is dummy went down the alt route. I'm going to be different. I eat bitches.

It's just funny, sound it. That wasn't that funny. All right. What is the Southpea? How is it different from the, uh, the, the, Atkins, from the 47th,

He really thinks that I don't, he really thinks I don't know what a setup is. No! Dude, I show where. Since Sear Joe stinks. Yeah. I can stinks yeah Joe and why you put your hands up no one sees you No Joe sincere at his time Fucking stinks I wasn't said you have I really wanted to know. I'm trying to find a good diet to do

No, no diet's gonna cure your awful torso. It's the worst. You'd have to be reshaped in a fucking factor. It's like a bag of gravy with hair on it. Oh, yeah, I didn't even melt it down. That's how you fucking pull it. And assembly line. You're like one of those fucked up cups

that seventh graders make an art class. It's all lopsided and fucking floppy. He really is a fucking a whole body. His body rejects muscle. Fuck all right. Let me tell you something. I'm on this diet. It's four months, two weeks and five days not smoking. It's a wrap. I'm the heaviest that ever been

Why are you blaming smoking every 10 years? Yeah, that's stupid. You know me for 10 years. I know you're longer than 10 years Yeah, how long have we known each other? His 93 or something like a, are you fucking on crack? What? 95 at least. Dum-dum. But trees live with me since 96.

There's no reason to call me dum-dum. You're right, but the whole smoking excuses are not for it. Well, first of all, I didn't quit smoking. I smoked the whole time I've known you. No, you said I stopped and I'm angry that I stopped and I gained weight, I remember. Yeah, that's what happens when you quit. But that's what I'm saying, it's the six time.

It's my six fat, but it's not the six time I quit smoking. That's the thing. Okay, yeah. What is your third smoking quit? This is my third legitimate quit of smoking. Yes, I've quit quit of smoking. Yes. I've quit for nine years. What do you mean, legit years?

Legitimate for more than, you know, a month. You can quit cigarettes. You just quit too. That was quit three days ago. Right. Yeah. How you feel? And he's not legitimate yet.

He's not legitimate yet, but Joe Derosa, you quit too. I'm almost two months in, yeah. That's legit. That's legit. He's done. He's a ratchet. Yeah, that's great. That's fucking great. I'm not getting the cravings either.

I get them once in a while, but it's not like the other times where I was like, God damn. Yeah. I barely get them. You want to do it. You wanted to quit. I didn't want to quit. That's why I think it's stuck this time. Like I said, you didn't want to quit, but then you did, and then that's what makes you

at that point. You quit. I think it's better to quit when you don't want to quit, because you make sure you hate it. It made me hate cigarettes. I was like you fucking mother fuckers. I all I wanted I was mad at my addiction You know, then it made it made it stick more when you want to quit. It's like I'm so great Pat me on the back I quit as you can even pat yourself on the back Shoulders to do that he has no fucking muscle. It's just a ligament.

You could tie him in a pretzel. You were talking about a water bed earlier, and that's what it looked like. You're slapping the top of a water bed. Sounded like Joe has a consistency of a water bed. He's awful. Yeah, I'm a gross lion Joe. They get stuck in the corner.

Yeah, he's. Air mattress. Joe. But here's the thing, you've never quit shit, Keith. You never. That's not good though. But you've never quit anything. You're a stubborn cocksucker. Right, well, you know, because the only thing I had was prostitutes.

And I've been off of prostitutes for four weeks now. Are you serious? No. What was that? Tell me I had a good prostitute. A good prostitute. Oh man. I know you're not used to doing radio to like promote shows but talking to the microphone.

I'm Twitter fuck up. I know you used to want to do all the press. I know why do you usually do other press but just talking to the microphone. Oh that just hurts. Why do you have a red microphone? Because your body of a blue I don't know. You're my shit.

You're my shit. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't bring the microphone jack. I just came a four pack of this blue red and two black. What do you want to put? If I gave you the black one,

I thought there'd be a little offensive, a little obvious. Oh. Wait, so you, you, but keep, here's the thing, keep doesn't quit a lot of shit

Keith doesn't really do a lot of shit. Keith doesn't do drugs. I use fucking nuts I don't know a lot of drugs. I'm a he didn't start drinking until he was 56 years old Oh my god, I'm not 56 man. Yeah, you know, let me tell you something you drink is a little out of control My drink it is okay. No, you're a lot of sweet red wine. Doesn't matter. Do you think wine red wine is good for you? No, it isn't yeah, it is it's not a doctor said. I've just seen a doctor. He said it Yeah, but you drink it you drink it like it's fucking ripple and you're fucking Sanford and son Wow First look eat one glass of taste good for you. Yeah, not eight One shell. Yeah, this is where the odd guy pays off.

See that? A little back. With some facts in it. On first of all, one the doctor says is great. Not eight, say this first. Let me just go and record and say this. I love drunk Keith. This is what I love about drunk.

You know why you love drunk Keith? You don't work the seller. That's why. No, no, no, no, no, that's not right. That's not right. First of all, let's both, let's all congratulate Dan for getting accepted into the seller. Passing the seller.

Passing the seller. First you went up, you killed it, and Nesty would boom. And right in, he's in the seller. He'd be good. And you know what, Joe? Yeah, you're third denial. As he left him gas money last time, she fucking told them to beat it. I'm trying.

I'm trying. I'm trying. They offered me a spot finally. I think it's... When? They asked me to do the nasty show a couple weeks ago, but I couldn't do it because I was like gonna... I was leaving town a week early for Christmas.

That's good. They finally get macho and he turns him down. And he's got to turn New Jersey. Typical old fucking Joe. I ain't leaving town. I had to be in week early for Christmas. That's good. They finally get my shot and he turns him down. And he's got to turn New Jersey. He's leaving town. He had to be in King of Prussian. And he's shabbin' to do. I don't have time.

He's fucking to me. What do you say? Why? Colin Quinn gave me these stupid fucking, for Christmas, he came over and he gave me these stupid things. Well, say what they are. The audience is no what they are. They're fucking, you'd be in a little fucking,

you know, with audience. Ah, the dude listening right now doesn't know. They're fucking Jersey show a bobble heads, but they speak when you shake them. Right. And I tried to, I tried to do it. I couldn't fucking do it. He won't beat you, he won't.

Yeah, follow me. I know, I fucking won that cocksucker Hey, I even was gonna remove him politely before the podcast like no, don't let him beat you I really don't like Dan's podcast voice is bugging his voice I still bugging me either way His fucking WKRP voice Thank you. Am I the woofer?

Who am I? How don't you go and do a fucking library to something? He's got a 70s DJ voice. I'm sick of it. I'm a new Bee Gees. Thanks for, thanks for tuning in to Night Vision. You guys are going to listen to the Wolf 97.9. We got, it's the Wolf. Exactly. 97.9

Introducing a Luther Vandros song and nothing else and fucking You should be introducing a loop the Van Dross and nothing else. I did that for you your black. That's what you did stupid, but you didn't commit We're really sick God damn it. Wow. That was a good one. That was a nice fucking hot one. Wow. I saw his eyes well up I'm tearing up What was it? It's shaking like I'm gonna try to spin this into a point You tried to make it fucking serious. Yeah, you should do it really That's like when you do it a joke and it's Bob and you're going

And that but that's what I'm saying people you try to turn it into truth on stage That's what Robert just said and you try to turn it into truth on stage. That's what Robert just said. Speaking of. I want to say it again. No, it's bombing and he's bugging me. It's speaking of bombing. Joe was in in Marco Island this weekend.

Have you done Marco Island with with Wanda? Hey, you know what, man? I do. I have little give went there. Oh, man. You prepared for this. It is out of it. Oh, we've been waiting for you on isn't it, son of a bitch? Oh, we've been waiting for you on this fucking park,

that's just feelin' like, you know, bugs me about you. You evil little soul. You know bugs me about you? This is what makes me sick about you. You're not as big as you are like away from the cellar. You're just a little, little old man here in my house. I'm just sitting there in your house. We gave him this small chair, though.

Bobby's got narrow apartment, doesn't it? But you know what I do have an apartment Joe not Billy's Good we're not gonna let you get away with this one Bobby's got the only sideways apartment I'm gonna put them on a diet Stope it the only one here that's not committing to you Really a squeezing and shit out of the park. It should be sideways This is popper was made for Joe's body Because the show wasn't made for you and stupid.

That was the. It's got to alleyway apartment. Oh, Joe's going to show on the wall. Joe's going to shut the podcast down with his fucking laugh. Oh, Jesus Christ. Joe was at Joe was actually at Marco Island this weekend. And you, and you mind talking about it? I'll talk about it. I won't say the name of the club, but yeah, I'll talk about it. I won't say the name of the club, but yeah, I'll talk about it.

There's Marko Island. That's a fucking island, you shit. That's my point. I'm good to say it without saying it, but yeah. I'll talk about it. What do you want to know? It's Marko Island, man. What the fuck? It was one of the worst weekends of my life. I've never had such a, just so many mishaps in the audience's terrible. The audiences aren't great to begin with. They take, they take a little seriously investigating a little bit. Yeah, let's do a little see.

Dan, can you first not act like you've been in comedy for two weeks? It was the worst week of my life. Was the audience is bad? Let me try to know what the road's like. I don't go out there. We know. Holy shit.

Here they, here they, here they're here. Let's go through the highlights of the weekend. Friday, Joe, a 70 year old war veteran said, I'm going to come up there and beat the fucking shit out of you. Yeah, what'd you say back? That's the fucking kid. Well, listen, that was the, the thing you want me to say, I'll say it, but it was the last thing I said. It was a bill, dude. He got mad at me because I said, I said, look, I did a joke where I said, I don't believe in God.

If anybody here does, that's fine. I would never attack somebody for that. It's just my personal belief. And I did a joke about not believing it, where I shit on myself, and I made fun of myself, and saying, I wish I did because I'm scared to not believe in him, whatever.

And made myself look like they asked. And then he still got mad, and started doing this There's no atheists in a fox hole buddy and he started flipping That's true. I've been in a fox hole my counter. I love fox My counterpoint to that was I just go dude. I go so you tell me if I was in hold up. Yeah, you are in a fox hole He was in a fox hole. He was in a water hole.

Go ahead. Wow. You stopped. I'm not going back there. I thought I would have. I was. We should have pulled a tooth out for everyone of us. I guess really was trying to think of any fast food restaurant with the word hole or fox in a title.

I couldn't think of a fuck. I bombed saying that I eat fox. I went, I like foxes. It bombed. You didn't, there's not, there's no, you were saved of a fuck I bombed saying that I eat Fox. I would I like Fox is it bomb You didn't does not know you're saved. Yeah, I'd bomb you guys bombed after me. Oh, I didn't even I didn't get what you say Exactly because it sucked go ahead. Okay, go back to your fucking suck story cycle us it. Yeah, I did look it's Mom, let's go yeah exactly. How are you up? We got into it and I go stopped It became a thing where he was trying to make it sound like I wasn't supporting the troops because of my God Joe.

And I go, Yeah, but you weren't. I mean honestly you weren't. No, that's not true. If you believe in America and you believe in God, you have to, if you believe in, if you're an American, right? Support the truth. We are.

You're really not because you're from, you're Arab. I'm half Egyptian. But yeah, but that makes you not American. We're American so we believe in God. It makes a good point. But go ahead. We're God faring people. We're Americans, so we believe in God. It makes a good point. But go ahead. We're God-faring people. Yeah, we trust.

Fair enough, but as an infiltrator of this country. I look, I go, dude, stop making it sound like I don't support the troops. My grandfather, my dad, they all fought in the wars, I go, stop it. This isn't about the church. I don't even know. My fake grandparents have fake dad. Yeah. Somebody else's family fought in freedom.

The people who gave me peanut butter and jelly's growing up. The people that lied to me and say, call me dead. Those people. So I go, listen, I go, just stop. And it just kept going and going and going. And then he started going, you better watch your pal. You better move on. He started talking to me, I go, fuck you.

Don't tell me no fucking, I'm not in your platoon, don't fucking tell me what to do. He didn't say platoon on the phone with me though. I said brigade on the phone, I don't remember what I said there. I didn't make him a war. He said, punch it up his store. Yeah, but he's, no, he's actually making it back because he said brigade to me.

I think brigade's funnier. No, platoon is way funny. All right, brigade is like a tank brigade. You have a brigade of men. I don't know, maybe you do. We're gonna have to Wikipedia that. Monster voice, get on that. So I go, don't fucking boss me around.

They go, you said something. I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation with you right now. He's in a fist round. At a top of the club. Yeah. And I go, and you don't wanna engage that. I go, but you're fucking, don't boss me around, man.

You started this, don't dismiss me around, man. You started this. Don't dismiss me. And he kept going and it kept getting hotter and hotter. And it was building and building. And I go, I go, you know what, motherfucker? It was okay when I was making fun of AIDS, right? Because fuck, because fuck AIDS. It was okay when I was making fun of AIDS,

because fuck AIDS. It was okay when I was making fun of me and my family, because fuck me and my family. But the second I said something. All valid points. The second I said something you didn't agree with you got fucking mad And I go and you're just mad about your God if I made fun of if I made fun of the Muslims you wouldn't have given a shit He was about to say whoa he was about to say my god Yeah, you picked that up when he said he was about to say my mom it

I think I was your god too you about to say I go if I made fun of Buddha you wouldn't have given a shit. And I go, I go, but now I'm on, I'm on you. So you're fucking mad and he goes, you beat the shit out of you. And I go, I go, will you? I go, fuck you and fuck Jesus. Get the fuck out of here. And he, that's when it got real fucking crazy.

Wow. I don't think it's gonna calm down after that. And I put the plish, it's all off this podcast. You said fuck Jesus. He said, wait, he said you said on the phone that you said fuck fuck war war two. No, no, I did not see. Whoa. I didn't say the other phone. Fuck anybody who's fought in the war on this country. He said, fuck Jesus. Fuck Rambo. He said fuck Jesus fuck Rambo. He said fuck Rambo and then he said fuck Santa. Oh Yeah, no, so they they said they took him out. No, listen. This is a 10 minute fake you got a bet kicked out of a Colleague this was a 10 minute thing. We're too bad not even the

People gonna hold us It's an old upper world war to 70 is like Korea or Vietnam. A real one on the world war. I'm sorry, John. He's 70, that's 70 year old. He's sending back his assistant living home doll with demons. Because he's a venice to be an asshole?

Like that's that's no. But he'll be the kind of fucking yellow ribbon around a tree. You fucking traitor. You've never fought for this country, Joe. He'll be alright for nothing. Yeah, he can fucking come back and fuck when anybody wants to. Because he's bled for this country Joe. All right, for nothing. Yeah, he can fucking come back and fuck when anybody wants to, because he bled for this fucking country and those collars don't bleed.

Actually, we have no proof that this guy even thought he could have been working at a secretary and taken some nice credit for it. Why would you attack Jesus? Because he was given, it was to prove the point that it's like, bro, you didn't give a shit when I attacked anything else now you're gonna threaten me Physically because I offended you cuz I said I didn't believe in God personally I didn't even precursor it would say if you do that's cool. I just don't I can't own my own fucking opinions in this place

And if that guy here's a deal in front of a room full of people At a at an on an, in a vacation island. Let me tell you something. During season, it's not out of season, it's during season. It's true, it's season. People come down there to enjoy themselves. Let me tell you not here, not here, fuck Jesus.

Let me tell you something. Okay. Everybody in the room cheered and applauded and said, awesome, get him the fuck outta here, and they were all on my side. Not everybody. They were all my side. Everybody. Everybody exited, fuck Jesus. Everybody, because it was a point, Awesome get him the fuck out of here and they were on my side not everybody. They're on my side everybody

Everybody excited fuck Jesus everybody because it was a point. I wasn't you know it wasn't saying fuck Jesus They fuck Jesus because I feel like that you think Jesus is up there saying oh he didn't need it Jesus Jesus is enough there We're good guys. I don't think Jesus and I think if Jesus is up there if he's all knowing he understands where I was coming from I begrid of Jesus just fucking drop that ceiling fan on dumb's head dumb Joe's head, you know, I mean, you know, it's it's the point is you got him kicked out He's 70 is gonna go home to the Who kicked him out? By the way, the people that were with him were laughing at him He was being an outrageous fucking asshole. I can't stress that enough.

All right, did your show get better after the guy like? Yeah. So then you said, what was the worst weekend? Oh, well that part was fine. It ended and then people would come up to me going, that was great. And I know it was a best on a show. And I was even saying,

he's the only one. I was even saying like, I didn't want it to go that way. I felt bad. I was like, I don't want it to get like that. That's not why I do comedy, obviously. Why do you do comedy, Joe? You know, for the kids. To make it point.

To get vets set home early. That's not what I do. I don't know how it's dangerous. That's the thing. He says things people are afraid to say. I don't know if he's gonna have a new head shot or he's got a mic like a gun pointed at his head. I gotta do the Paul Mooney with caution

I can't be stop people They call me Joe Hicks derose. He's dangerous Day J. Day dangerous derose I'm gonna book in this kid Joe wait a minute You're gonna book them Joe bros. Hey, wait a minute. I'm thinking of booking this kid Joe. Wait a minute. Oh, you sure?

You sure? At least he wasn't being a rat pack, Joe. It's called the fact kid. Hey, kid, calm down. Hey, kid. I want to, hey, kid, why don't you chill? Tell you something. And you guys, it's fake cigarette smoke.

There's a lot of things. The poster. The poster is going to say caution. Truth will be told in here. This is a big thing. If you don't like the truth, don't enter. Oh. Oh, that's no. The voice just shuts down the whole.

That'll have to shut up. The banshee scream. His fucking cackle Oh shit You could trip the wires at a bank So what am I doing? You want the whole set list? Wait a minute, that's not even the first

No, that was a second night First night was okay Hey man, you didn't get mad when I talked about the days When I opened up with I said some shit about Something could see me way more events I do a joke where I go I go if you don't if you don't do heroin or if Sex would be able to do heroin or have but sex never wear a condom because you can't get aids I do a joke about that Okay every winter of butt sex never wear a condom because you can't get aids. I do a joke about that. That's okay. Dangerous act. I don't know what you talk about on stage, but I deal with the issue.

I think Joe should wear a cape on stage. Oh Joe we're about to are talking about it. What's your issue? What's your thing? Oh, it's Romney. What do you got Joe don't get me started? Joe's gonna Joe's gonna change this country one fish restaurant out of Fish restaurant talking issues. Kicking bets out. Sending them back to their fucking Hey man. Joe Dave's a robo. Get out of here.

This guy hasn't slept since 74 because of all the nightmares of being in war. Joe sent him home. Joe goes to David Buster and lets him have. He can fight all the worse he wants. Believe he's not prepared to fight the war of truth Unfold from there. This is just the fucking fuse getting lit right that would just a few so it ends the show's over Everybody's like we had a good time. I was being like, I feel bad. I didn't want that shit to happen.

It got way out of hand, whatever, but whatever. So I go, everybody's going, but the staff, everybody's going, don't worry about that shit, man. It's cool. Go the fuck home, stop. So. Now they meant like not, don't stay, go back to New York home. Let's have some drinks.

Let's have fun. Don't worry about it, right? Go to your comedy condo. The next dayo the next day My agent calls me in 11 a.m. I Know how well he goes what happened I go what do you mean when I'm gonna go I heard you had a meltdown at the fish restaurant I told some step-in-year-old veteran to go fuck himself and you throw it out I go dude. This is getting out of here.

It's just spout. So I did deal with that. I did tell him what happened. I talked to the owner, I was like, look dude, this is what happened, man. I go, nobody is telling this guy to shut his mouth when he was threatening me and he's yelling at me. And it got out of control.

And yeah, I didn't handle it the best way I could have, but it got out of control. Nobody's getting my back. Nobody's telling him to shut up, man. What the fuck am I supposed to do? You know, this is telling us we've been around for a while Joe That she didn't do as good as you thought she did huh? You didn't do it thought of good as you thought you did that then to the day no the shit I'm not saying the show is great. Shut your mouth. I'm gonna finish at the end of the day

What happened is the owners like we got to get rid of this guy. He threatened, called your agent said this guy has to go. Yeah. That's what happened. That's what happened. And the agent. Fine. Yeah, Joe. Yeah.

You know what? I've had those same situations, but I've killed so hard that the club owner had my back. Yeah, exactly. Because I'm that funny. Well, that's fine. I mean, that funny. Well, you can back up your danger. It's not dangerous. It's not dangerous. Yeah, your dangerous Joe. I mean, that funny. Well, you can back up your danger. It's not danger. Yeah, your dangerous

Followed by missing children Fuck Amber alert I got a fear it's I'll be the first to admit I didn't have good shows all weekend. I'll be the first to admit I They have good I did not have good shows all weekend. I'll be the first to The crowd would be the second to admit that what I said was the show got better I can't referee to go under the hood because you said you did fine when I said was You said you did

Man what I We haven't done comedy for 48 years. I know I know right some jokes He's been doing comedy since he was 30 And Joe's trying to set her up Talked girls like we're audience. No, I'm not let's I'm not disagree with Listen, I'm not Anything you're singing Joe because he'll shut this podcast out.

I'm not disagreeing with him that angry. Technology's not that advanced. Yeah. I will be the first to be able to I did not do well all weekend. But what I said was after this happened, the audience started

going crazy and the show got way better after that because they they enjoyed this thing that happened and it sucked. They enjoyed it so much. I've talked to owners shot a nice email to you. No, they called to you to your former agent. Here's it.

Look at my dogs falling asleep during this story. You're boring my dogs. It's sitting up. It's either close to you. That's a silky tarot. They never ever get bored. Either way. But it's all looking like what the.

So anyways, you had to go, this is the worst part of it though. You did that. Usually you do that. You have that shit night and the club owner backs you up. The club will actually get behind you and be like, look, man, the guy's a fucking asshole. Blah blah blah. But in the future, can you just let us handle it or blah blah? That didn't happen. No. You were, you were at fault. And then this is the worst part. Joe's such a, uh, uh, an evil fucking trendsetter. He's such a fucking dangerous Joe He went and fucking and wronged up a hundred and fifty dollars Martha. No, I didn't do that

That's what I was accused of doing and I didn't do that You worked you so just so the staff that told you it's okay They're just fucking with them really did not like you. They're like oh, you didn't know what happened Yeah, the manager listen listen, the manager goes, it's all good, don't worry about that. That shit happens in here all the fucking time. Stop, it's fine. Right.

I went to the bar, I had two beers and like four shots maybe, and then the next day I was getting told that I had a hundred, I had run up a hundred fifty dollar bar tab and I was like, there's no fucking way, two Miller lights and four shots of Jack Daniels, whatever it was, cost a hundred fifty dollars. Like I just didn't do that. So that I paid you to 25, that they owed you,

after they took it. Okay. So then that happened, right? So then that's out in the fucking air. Now my Jesus fucking Christ. So I go, I'm going in there tonight. I'm not drinking a fucking drop. I'm going to do my shows.

I'm fucking leaving. Which is what I did. Second show Saturday night. Crowd is shit faced and yelling through everybody. I get on stage, I get them calm enough that like I'm able to do the show, we're having a good time.

It's going pretty well. You can be dangerous. Couple in the front. Couple in the front row is talking and talking and talking. I go, I go guys, please stop talking. You gotta stop. They're heckling, they're talking. I go guys, and now like do anything gotta stop. They're heckling, they're talking. I go guys, and now, like, do anything with kids gloves

because I'm fucking scared. I don't wanna be an asshole. I can't swing the ax like you do. You know, like, I don't know what the fuck I'm to do. Like, I wanna be, you know what I mean? You don't be dangerous, Joe, because nobody like, you don't wanna be DJ. Nobody like, you don't wanna be DJ.

Dangerous, derosa. Yeah. You don't like it when I'm angry. Yeah. There's no phone booth around to change into the dangerous deal. You're going to transform me into the ghost rider. Yeah. So, from the pits of hell.

I'm DJ. Joe Dangerous Deroza. You know, you're not ready to have your eyes open. You guys do what? I'm just going up there. You know, women go to the bathroom, but they can't fuck in with me, and I had to hit them with it. How many of you want AIDS?

Don't you dare applaud, you snap motherfuckers. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So I'm sitting in my love seat delivering the jokes. Got him a brandy. Oh shit. I was a setup today. He was a setup.

You got to be talking about this. It was a setup. You guys are fucking rot. It's really not, Joe. I mean, I fell for you, dude. I've been there. Well, all been there except for, except for most of us. This neutral clock suckers jokes wouldn't offend fucking anybody. Do you want to see it too real cold? You guys really, like I seriously don't want to keep talking about it. Like if you want to hear the end of it,

I'll tell you the end of it. I'll tell you the end of it. Tell us the end. So that's how they finally come to get this couple out, right? And, all right. So they finally go to get this couple out. The fucking chick walks up on stage. The chick is shit-faced. She walks up on stage. She's what? She's shit-faced.

She walks up on stage. She's shit-faced. No, shit-faced. And she goes to grab the mic. Yeah. From you. Yeah. And I just, I handed to her. I'm like, I'm not getting into anything in this fucking place tonight.

I just handed to her. The guy comes on stage. Some guy gets your off stage, whatever. I'm like, whatever, man. Some guy does it, not about it. No, like, do they have bouncer? No, like the sound guy does it or whatever, right? Uh-huh.

So I'm like, whatever. So I end the show. It's fine. I leave, I go home. The next day I go in, that fucking kid comes up to me and starts giving me shit about handing her the mic. And he's going, bro, when somebody gets on state, don't hand her the mic.

This kid, he's like 28. He's like talking down the, I like go. That kind of bugged me. I go, I go, what the fuck was she doing on stage to begin with? Don't get mad at us. And he goes, he goes, she shouldn't have been on stage. I go, I know. So tell me was she doing on stage to begin with don't get mad at us and he goes He goes she shouldn't have been on stage. I go. I know so tell me why she was on stage How did you let her get on stage? I just got scared a dangerous Joe and don't get DJ mad and he goes

He goes he goes she shouldn't have been up there I didn't mean for to get up there, but I was trying to pay her I go dude that fucking chick sat there where their husband and they ran their traps to the whole show You didn't do a goddamn thing and then when it finally came time for them to get kicked out She walked up on stage. What did you expect me to do? And I go I'm gonna tell you something dude I got a lot of shit for what happened in here on Friday night. I'm not fucking going getting any more shit, dude I don't want to hear it. Joe what what what part of your act did she get on stage on what what part was it? I don't even remember AIDS

The aluminum stage on what part was it I don't even remember AIDS The aluminum What's the what part did you know heroin isn't that bad? Harrowing is a Harron is a Harron is not bad You man, how is you know, you know, apparently gets a bad rap man You gotta know how to use it man Everything's in moderation, ain't it? How is it? Well, I have some new jokes I'm working on that will be crowd pleasers. I'm going to stop the dangerous thing. I got to think I'm going to

do about a singing preacher that does R&B lyrics. And I think that'll definitely work. And I got another bit about how my dick looks like gum and hair. And I think that'll be a good one. That's right. You know what, Joe, yeah, maybe then you could headline and stay in the Marriott. And they will fuck with you. You can see whatever you want, because you're fucking funny. I think the door is closed on this one.

I don't think I'm going to be going back to the fifth floor. All right, here's a deal. You would not go back to this club if they asked you. So you think they're, do you think you're at fault at all? I'm out now. Yeah, you asked me seriously. I'm asking you guys serious. Do you think you're at fault at all?

What do you think they were totally out of line in football? Here's the mistake I made. Cause I have my opinion, I'm gonna say out there. Yeah, no, no. Here's the mistake I made with the old guy. opinion, I'm gonna say out there. Yeah, no, no. Here's the mistake I made with the old guy. I let it get way the fuck out of hand. I know I did, and I let it get to me in a way that I shouldn't let it get to me.

The old cliche never let him see you sweat. I let him see me sweat. It took a person. And I went for like, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna cut somebody's throat now verbally, instead of just handling this with tact and like whatever. I got mad. That's where I fucked up.

Okay. Where I didn't, here's another way that I fucked up too. I know, admitting on the plane. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Say, the Chinese bus. Joe took a $20 bus down the fucking floor.

Here's the other one. Joe, Joe left on Monday for a fucking Thursday game. Here's Here's the top 11 coat you sit back there It got a fortune cookie to get all the bonds He looks dangerous put it in the back Now and the other way I fucked up with this is partially this is my fault I didn't read the room properly obviously, but I'm sitting in the room going now. This is the fucked up part I'm sitting in the room looking at all the comics that have been there going

Well clearly like you can just do your shit here. Like these are these people that, you know, and they're not all famous. They're not all guys that brought in their own crowds. But if they had all these guys, it must be fine. And then slowly but surely you start hearing through the weekend, oh, when so and so was here, this happened. And when this guy was here, that happened. And you go, oh, so this kind of shit fucking happens in here.

And I'm getting fucking grief for it right now. For whatever reason, and the reason probably is, is I don't fucking sell ton of tickets, and I'm not famous, so I'm the guy that gets grief. That's, let me just say something though, if you did sell a ton of tickets and you were famous, you wouldn't get, you're not gonna get shit. You'll get shit behind your back.

But if you're selling the place out and this guy just made 3,000 off a one show or you do whatever the fuck you want. Right. Joe has admitted that it really, that it was his fault. Well, it's his fault. He's saying this and I agree with him. And I've had this happen to me where people, you let certain things, and dude, you host a lot of the

seller. This certain nights where I see you let people slide, you let air fuck it, and you deal with people, but you deal with them in a correct way where they know what's up, and then you give it over to somebody else. You know what I mean? Like even at the, when I was at the stress factory this weekend, mean on the new years eve weekend. I in my head. I mentally wear I'm letting the everything slide I'm letting it all go because there's a people talking and you chick-yap and then I can be like What's that the fuck up? I do that everything stopped. She's gonna yell some shit It could be a fight he went and it he addressed it this guy was a fucking cunt and Had issue with what he was saying. You literally could

have just kept going and going and going and this guy could have mumbled and no one would have known the difference except for you secretly in your own ego would have heard him talking but really nobody else would have gave a fuck they would have been like you that was a gay has to kick in. He yelled it out. He yelled it out as a heckle like he yelled it out like as you got your mouth kid and I shoulda just let it go there. I just went, whatever dude. Whatever you fucking old cocksucker and moved on and people would laugh to whatever.

The next day, the next day, I was like, you to myself, I was like, you fucking idiot. You have that bit that you had about how tough you think guys in the military are and why you're such a pussy and you coulda just done it right there and gotten a laugh and moved the fuck on. que piensas que los militarios son y por eso es así que puedes hacerlo ahí y hagas el lado y muergar el f***. Pero por lo tanto, lo que no puedo hacer es que no puedo ir Las últimas tendencias en botas, comodidad 10 de los desde 29 con 99.

Daishman, mucho por andar. I'm not shitting on that. I know you're not, dude. I'm just saying, I know, I know them, but I know them from my perspective. Your perspective is totally different. If I didn't meet them and know the parents and know the guy and know the people that work there, I'd be like, well, you know, these people sound like assholes. Because in my eyes, if you hire a comic to come to your club, you know what the fuck he's doing, okay? And therefore, you have to back him.

You have, you're a team. You have to okay? And therefore you have to back him. You're a team. You have to protect each other. You have to back him. Now if you went up and you started fucking talking about little kids' pussies and, you know, if you were dangerous, dangerous, Joe. Right. Super dangerous, Joe.

Joe went up there to straighten things out. Yeah, we went to the little town. You went to rock an island. I gotta clean it. I rolled up my sleeves and I went upstage. Sleeves, you didn't roll up, you ripped them off. Yeah.

No, I was getting a tattoo during my accident. Yeah, you went over and cut somebody's tie with a scissor. No, but I mean, it's, this is what bugs me. Mara, right? Nobody. Oh, shit. Goddamn it. Oh, good Lord. Uh, nobody, nobody jumped Shit, God damn it. Oh, good Lord.

Nobody jumped in to help me out. After the fact, it was all, this is how you fucked up. And what really bothered me was, like for instance, when I did, there's no accolades for anything. Thursday night I had a great show and it was a lot of fun. I sold a shitload of merch after the fucking show. Thursday morning, we did a ton of backup and CSI. What's a shitload of merch to you? I sold like of merch after the fucking show Thursday morning. We did it to hunt it back up and CSI

What's a shitload of merch to you? I sold like 10 CDs after the first show in a smaller crowd like that was a lot Thursday morning we did all kinds of press the one radio station I ended up being on 20 minutes longer than the beat 105 five Would it how head? I Did the two dudes the two dudes at the rock station and then the rat. Is that really fucking matter? Oh, Paul, it doesn't matter.

I asked, this is my fault. Here's my point. I did the radio and was on like 20 minutes, they were like, dude, you were on 20 minutes past, we usually keep people because I was killing. Nobody says, hey dude, great job on that. Thank you, that helps the shows. Nobody says, hey,, great job on that. Thank you, that helps the shows. Nobody says, hey, when the crowd cheers.

Can I just stop for a second, Joe? Nobody does say that. I know, so don't single out the one, that's what makes me happy. Don't single out the one negative thing. Ha, there we go, the fuck, and you can't. No, seriously. You can't single out the one negative thing

because you said, fuck Jesus, fuck the war and fuck you. I didn't say, fuck the war, I did not say that. You did not say fuck Jesus. Yeah, so what you know what? You know what? I am so fucking sick and tired Like with this whole Jesus dangerous Joe We don't tireless did it to the beat 105 9 back to the studio with dangerous Joe to use it We've had them on 20 minutes longer than we got a police We've had them on 20 minutes longer than we've got a police officer. No, I'm serious, man. I am so tired.

I'm so sick of you. It's annoying to me that you can't say anything against the goddamn fucking Catholics and Christians in this country. It bothers me. It bothers me. Let's get over it. Let's all grow up and be mature enough to have a discussion in this country. It bothers me. It bothers me. Let's get over it. Let's all grow up and be mature enough to have a discussion about this shit.

It's like this T-Bo shit. Everybody goes, you know, well, they hate him because of his faith and they hate him. No, they don't hate him because of that. It's fucking ridiculous for a multi-millionaire football player to actually say publicly that God and Jesus are the reason he's got his gifts when there are babies dying from fucking brain cancer. Amen.

It's ridiculous. Amen. I'm serious. Well, you know the context of what he's saying? No, I know. I think God fought my talents. That's all. It was fucking fucking videos.

Why do you got to connect brain cancer? He just goes to day day. You just dangerous Joe. Don't babies it died a brain 10 Here's a thing. I'll tell you this. There's only fucking eight babies died of black cancer. By the way, it's not an epidemic. It's like fucking eight of them. Don't you think that's all silly? It's four. Four babies. Don't you think it's a little silly that everything positive is attributed to God?

Nothing negative is ever attributed to him. It's ridiculous. It's not. I mean, look at things of the certain people believe who gives a fuck. Exactly. That's my point where people believe who gives a fuck. And if I said you fuck Buddha, nobody would have had a problem. I would. I look like him. I ever would have a problem. If I. All right. You're saying. You're saying, am I? Yeah, I see. He's just flattering me. He just, I want to step in with some honest.

This is the first time neutral fucking stuff. I'm going to, I'm going to train tracks with the Nazis on this one. You're going to put your foot down now, you cock suck at it. I'm not going to hit. Dangerous Joe inspired me. I don't like that he looks like a giant elf. That's what I'm not gonna hit. Did you just show inspired me? I hate it. I don't like that he looks like a giant elf. That's what I'm like. So does face.

He looks like an overgrown elf. It's pointing ears. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm not trying to make it into a serious discussion. I'm just saying, if I said fuck Buddha, we wouldn't even have this conversation. And it's bullshit that because this is majority belief that we've got a fucking handle it with kids gloves.

It's fucking bullshit. It's like saying it's okay to pick on black people because there's less of them than white people. It's fucking bullshit. Okay, either it's free and it's open and we can express ourselves or we can't. I think Joe, I think Joe, I think this is the last time you're on this podcast.

You know why? I think you need your own podcast Because you have too much to say and too little time to say it well you need your own What the issues that's what the show's called dangerous Joe His Joe's little babies would bring cancer all over the place crawling on the streets Who's gonna pray for the baby when brain cancer all over the place crawling on the streets. Who's gonna pray for the baby's TV? Who's gonna pray for the baby's TV? Listen, listen, I love it.

I love that we got a good trashy going. It's good, but Keith, honestly, man, take a minute and answer me this fucking question. If you went into You know listen if you couldn't get old man at a comedy show in a fish restaurant to fucking listen to you How are you gonna get a Just let it go Joe listen Joe Joe need he can only do joking only does good at shows with his folding chance. Hey man, in the end, I didn't do good at that show either.

Affle bit street Joe. Listen, so in the end, I got shit from the fucking sound guy, waiter guy, about canning the girl the mic, and I go, go dude I don't know what you want me to do I'm not wrestling with a one with a drunk woman because she tries to take the mic He actually said this he goes bro. It's not New York. All right. It's not New York that bitch hits you She's going to jail. I go. I don't want to get fucking hit. Did he really say that? Yeah, I go I don't want to get hit He goes why I don't I swear to God he goes he goes I don't want to get hit and I go, it's your fucking job.

You work here. I don't work here, man. I'm off a little on the mic, though, Joe. So, just push your back. Joe's getting angry. No, you get angry. Sorry, sorry. No, you can get angry.

Just back off on the mic. So, I don't want it to pop out and it'll not hear this. At that point, when it became a case of, okay, the owner wasn't around this weekend, really to see what was going on. Something that I was partially responsible for got out of hand I'm taking fucking credit and responsibility for that. Yeah, okay, but things got in hand

Yeah, god damn drunks. They still weren't policing the fucking room after after all that bullshit happened I was doing my god damn just to try to have good shows in there. I was really trying right fine It wasn't working that well. That's fine. I can deal with that but but Joe Get me get get my back a little bit Joe the fuck does why don't you ask yourself? Why don't you say what would T-bo do? Get my back a little that's what I'm saying don't agree Don't give a waiter car blanche to speak to a comic that way. I look I agree I agree that they should have had your back. They should have they should have had they should have had that

Concave thing on your back of your body You know they should have had your barrel chest I My barrel chest on this one guys for once. No, I take it No, fuck you. What was that? You're not that bomb. Did you see what he did? He tried to try to turn a bomb into a point. I didn't really did. We are I don't know you tried to pull a boss. I didn't know it. You gotta get my barrel chest But listen

Yeah, look at you can't hear us I mean it doesn't mean to get nothing. I don't know what happened You have a little less ears in the room Yeah, look at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, You just have a string of shit that you think you're being dangerous. We want you to stop what's your next city called dangerous Joe look out Here he come it's Joe on the bottom of a locomotive It's gonna fair warning Oh, no, what was the album we came up with? Fuck Jay C. That's luck. He's holding this route of Jesus in one hand and the baby with brain cancer the other.

I'm sick of it. That's what your crowds say. Like a Joe had a hot one at my bar. What was your opinion? I wanted to hear what you were going to say. You asked me what you thought was my fault and then I said it and then you said, I just think, look, I think that the club should back you up.

I think that if they, if they, if they, if they, they back you up when they believe in you. Here's the thing though, if they said, okay, we want you to come down, you know, you have to back them like you'd back fucking anybody. If they're coming down to work your club, you should know what they do and you should accept that. And okay, and if you, if you got shit-faced and you're fucked up or you're on drugs or you did something that was that is fuck you. You're a fault. Absolutely.

If you're up there and you kind of, you don't handle a heckler correctly. Look, yes, maybe I've had those situations. Maybe it's your fault too. But first of all, nobody should be talking during a show. It's a comedy show. There should be no talking. And the fact that these clubs just go to New York and see all of us performing at the cellar and go, I want that where I live and I'm gonna just pay the money and bring them down and stick it in there. That doesn't work. Okay.

It still has to be our fucking rules. No talking, no fucking drunk people up front. You can't make it the Wild West and expect us to do what we do in New York. If someone fucking starts doing that shit in New York, they kick the fuck out of the seller. They're gone. Because the club has your back. I'm just where I'm telling them about the cellar. He says no about the cellar.

But you got it. You're making it like Joe, it is like that. You're making it. Yeah. No. No. No. No.

You're making it. You're making it a great point. You're making it a great point. Yeah, that's the thing. But here's the thing. I agree with you, obviously. But this is what bothers me. If when I was offered the gig, I was told, listen, dude, here's the deal, Joe, you're coming down here. This is how it's got to work. This is how it's got to be. Take it or leave it. That's my point.

Then I would have been like, okay, then I can figure this out. But every, not every place, but a lot of these venues, they bring you in and they expect you to somehow Mystically through fucking osmosis understand how their room works and what their rules are without sitting you down and telling you what their rules That's my point. It's when you say I'm gonna open a club and you're gonna book these comics that there are no rules We don't that's the I fuck there are no rules unless you hired by a corporation for a lot of money to work in a certain Parameters or college there are no rules when you work at a comedy club. They're hiring you To do what you do that's it you may go in there and fucking they might not like it and never book you again But the fact is they still have to have your back people aren't supposed to talk during a show

You're not supposed to yell shit out there on the show. Even if we fucking talk to you, you don't get to fuck. That doesn't give you a comp blanche. If you see me talking to someone in the crowd, that doesn't mean that you get to fucking talk. All right. Yeah, there's no. And then people have this attitude of like, well, if you can say stuff up there, I can say stuff to it's like, motherfucker, I earn the right to do this by getting my nuts kicked in for 10 fucking years so far. But by getting you, but here's what I gotta say,

though, by getting your nuts kicked in, you gotta be able to read a room. All these years, you gotta be able to read a room. And if you don't, your data ability can't be lost. You got, I was on stage in some Marine function and I'm on stage in them and a big giant six five Marine. What was this? This is war war. Two.

That'll all up. Now when Bob Hope used to bring you over. That's what I mean they weren't allowed over there then. Yeah we were. That's the ski airman. I was one of those the ski gear man fuck you But I said something that that the guy the family's there and a six foot five marine came took the mic from me That's enough you tried that's it. What'd you say nothing? He was six foot five with a bunch of other Marines in the place. I wasn't gonna say shit

And I just left the damn stage. I don't get it. Because I noticed this is one of the things. That's also, you were in a physically intimidating situation with me today. I'm not an intimidating, you know, just was it, it was over. I've had the, I've had the, I've been a collegeist and somebody grabbed the mic out of my hand. I'm on stage in the middle of a joke.

Someone came up and grabbed the mic, go, hey, all right, let's give it up. Robert Kelly, everybody. And I'm like, oh my God. I mean, I said something that offended somebody. We've all been there. But I know what you're saying is that, look, I've been at that club twice. And it's not a fucking pleasurable, visually pleasurable situation for yourself, a steam

or your ego. But when you go up there and there is a thing about assessing a crowd and going, okay, she's going to be problem, he's yapping, these guys are cool. I got a mo through this. I know what I'm doing. That's the thing. Right, and then you try to go to me. The mistake, you say I made a mistake. I said that.

I yeah, and then leave it at that. Don't say no, but what do you say? But the club, he said, the club made a mistake too by by making him the bad It's not black in white. He's it's not there's not You shouldn't know what happened. I'm gonna tell you exactly what happened the agent called hey guys We got Joe Derosa. Oh Joe I promise you he's gonna be be good. And a guy trusted this guy. And then they said, they said,

they said, they probably didn't even want me at first. They probably want me, they said, no, we don't want you. And then they said Keith Robinson. And then they said, we'll take you. Yeah. That's a good point.

That's probably what happened. That's probably what happened. Fine, you're strong, hard to, I think, I think that, I think that they're both right. I think you know that you fucked up a little bit, but I think the club should have had you back a little bit. But what happened was, too, the father, it wasn't the club owner, or the father, actually, I think. He's one of the owners, I believe. Yeah, who got a little pissed at ya.

Part of the reason, no, you, whatever. He should have still, they should have had you back. And he said, he said, they should have said, look, I understand that. I think the father, I think the father, I think the father, I think the father, I think the father, I think the father, I think the father, I think the father, I think the father, I believe. Yeah, who got a little pissed at ya. Probably he doesn't know ya. Whatever, he should have still, they should have had ya back. And he said, he said, they should have said, look, I understand, they should have came to him.

Look, that's fucked up. I understand what happened, but you know, in the future, man, if you get a problem, just say, hey, get him, get him out. We'll take care of it, but they didn't take care of it. But no, what I'm trying to tell you is, that the real thing, I'll just tell you. You know, hold your hands like Emerald Lagasse.

I'm just trying to have a bam and throw a spice on the block out of this story. They did not like Joe as a comedian. Nobody does. That's not the point. That's a gimme. How many places have you back when they just don't like you? Listen, you're at the center every week. What are you talking about?

I don't want to go back. They don't like you. I you talking about? I don't want to go back. They don't like you. I don't care, I don't want to go back. Not just try to say that, you go back. No, I don't, I won. You'll go back. Dude, I am so insulted by that fucking waiter talking to me like that.

And then, and then on the second night of this bullshit, you know, after that major thing where I was like, trying to, I met them and I was humble and I humble my size I'm sorry. Let's let's make this right. I did everything I was supposed to do was a professional as a man And then on the second night for that horseshit to happen again To the point where somebody got on fucking stage and I'm like you got to be kidding me And now I got to sit there when I fucking hands tied because I don't know if well if I say this am I gonna get fired I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I had that shit happenin' to,

it was a Kentucky or a Tennessee or somewhere. I went into the club and it was fucking, man, it was some red necks. And they would drink in and in the front and they would talk in the whole fucking show. And not only would they talk and I let it go on and on. And they would talk to other people in the front row. Like fans who should pay money, like fans who fans who actually said hey we're here to see Robert

distracting them that's when I get fucking nuts when they start fucking with other people it's like I can overlook your whole shit but when you start ruining other people's show that's when I was like fuck you and this lady got up flipped out the guy flipped out they wrote this and I put it on my Facebook this awful fucking Review of your piece of shit, but he's such a redneck he couldn't spell shit. It was all like capital letters and then lowercase letters and Think nine fucking exclamation points. So it looked like you wrote it Halfway through that I knew there was a joke in there

But I was trying to get out of it quick. Yep. The joke got one fucking, was it? 56 minutes into the podcast. I've had a few. I mean, I'm not even a pocket today. So, I mean, but the club, I gotta call from the club owner the next day,

but I was firm, I was like, look man, I'm not asking you what happened, I'm telling you. I'm not here, I'm a I'm a grown fucking man This is what happened and this is what I did and this is what needs to happen for the rest of the weekend And if you want to fucking send me home, I'm cool with that. I'm fine and he was he he he he was like you're right You're absolutely this guy was actually good. I was like you're right my staff fucked up That should never happen. You shouldn't have to deal with that. You shouldn't have to deal with some guy yelling shit

out at your show. If people don't like what you're saying, they can get the fuck up and get the fuck out. Exactly, but you do. Stupid, you have a lot more behind. He's looking at me, but he's talking to you when he says stupid. I'm saying you

He doesn't have this stuff. He's got a lot word front of him Here we go. Ha, the guy has, they're gonna respect you. Stop with your fingers, Keith. Nobody, stop with your hands. You're my pocket, you're my pocket. You're fucking little. There are a black one fingers, a bunch of men. You got more, you know, you've been on a lot of shit. Yeah, I know you got more leverage.

That's all this business is, is leverage. Of course. So, Joe didn't have that leverage. Yeah, go out, shit. And that's true though, Joe, Joe, if you were famous or you were drawing or whatever, and you would definitely, you wouldn't have got leverage. Yeah, go out. And that's true though. Do you know if you were famous or you were drawing or whatever and you would definitely you wouldn't have got shit as much. You would have been the winner would back the waiter wouldn't have talked to you like it was like he was talking to me. You know, this guy's that go. Can I just say that's why I staffed if guys if guys I've heard guys

an improv there's certain comics that go in that you they have to have new pair of sneakers every time they do a show Yeah, it's any Griffin any Griffin new pair of fucking what is it? Nike's or air Jordans or something like that or Nike airs is and There's another one that has the blue M&M's taken out of the M&M fucking weird. Yeah, it's weird Why do that sometimes and the You do it yourself for one day. That's because. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Please burn your comeback. I'm gonna hit stop on this podcast. But the club owners talk shit behind their backs.

They come in this fucking guy and they talk shit and they don't like him. I always ask club owners, who's a dick or who's this? Just to see, I don't give a fuck. I usually like the guys just to see who they fucking hate and why they hate him. And you wouldn't have fucking got, if you were famous, that shit would all

have been behind your back. It would have been, they would have talked shit about you would even have known about it. Right. So you just got to tear face, because it's a power struggle. Yeah, and look, I know I'm not, I have no fucking delusions about who I am.

Like I don't think I'm anything fucking special. I know that, I know I'm still working on the world. Oh, I'm serious. Stop it, dude. I'm very serious. Yeah, stop it, you're some special. I'm saying, I'm not, yeah, you are. So nobody has a body like that. Yeah. I'm saying, I'm not. Yeah, you are. So nobody has a body like that.

Yeah. I'm not, I'm not going. There's no 35 year old man with baby teeth that I know. That's a good point. I'm not up there going, God damn it, I'm this and I'm not, no, no, no, no. It's just like I have a fucking temper like you do. And when I get disrespected, I fucking lose my shit

sometimes and I can't stop sometimes. I keep fucking, I keep going. You say, you can't see stuff. You turn it into the ghost rider. Yeah, he goes to the red. He turns into dangerous, you don't want to see a race car going to red. You don't want to see dangerous, Joe? Oh, damn it.

Say something again. Say something again, you're at the red car. Oh, I can transform. It's the screech. Say something again say something again It's the screech it's the screeching Baby cancer You brought this on yourself The flames of truth Both his glasses of fun

Fucking hoggoget He's honk he's showing up. He's showing up Shit, I'm not you men if you fucking met dangerous Joe. Yeah, there's only been one guy I've never messed with. Dangerous Joe D'Arosa. I've been in the cage with Hogan. I fought the giant, but I ain't never gonna go near dangerous Joe. Oh yeah. He's got eyes like fire and premises that'll burn right through you. Dig it! Like flyer in premises that'll burn right through you dig it Yeah, damn it. Oh fuck I deserve every word of it Shit me Oh shit me

Just hurts fuck me man, that's some funny shit man listen this this this I'm I didn't know it was gonna go here This is beautiful great. You know, I was talking my therapist about this today, too It's like I'm just like dude you get to go and regular you regular assholes get to wake up go to a fucking job That you know is gonna be there every week and yeah, it might be the same thing and boring and but you get to go And you don't have to worry about anything comics This fucking thing is always fucking shifting you're up you're down good gigs bad gigs You're up, you're down, good gigs, bad gigs, people like you, people don't, good shows, shitcho.

One day you feel like you hit another level and you're some fucking genius. Like the show you just had was, I'm there. And then you go to fucking this club and it's like you're fighting with an old guy and you can't get, it's like, what the where am I in my life? I still got a foot in the door of a Mexican restaurant. It's a way to, like I'm just, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, I'm never interrupt it's still. Never interrupt me seriously.

You're not there yet. Listen. Dude, it's fucking terrible. And then like, I was saying to my body, I go, dude, about that I'm not getting your back. I go, can you imagine if somebody came into your office and started shitting on you vocally at the time of his life, as going you suck at your fucking job You imagine your boss didn't get your back your boss would be like get the fuck out of here you lunatic

You imagine being in an office doing some guy standing on desk going fucking babies with fucking ads Do the job I'm hired to do The assassin. Yeah, I know, but it's true. It's so fucking what we do. You never know what you're walking into. You, we hope for the best, but that gig was fucking with you from the get go, from the travel to the money to the fucking hotel all the way down the fucking, all the way down to you came home on Monday when you got to go. And I want to say this sincerely, man, there were a lot of one eight fans came up this weekend. There were a lot of red eye fans. And I said this. And when he says a lot, he means five. No, there was, there was a bunch at every show.

Not tons, but there was a good number and everything. The point, I know, sorry, guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You guys, the fans had to see dangerous Joe. I'm sorry. DJ doesn't come out off. I met, I met what I said to you guys. If you can get to another show anywhere I'm at it's gonna stink I hope I hope they do go to another show and someone that guy comes Some shit and you crack under pressure again Anybody that I said this to that weekend I meant to email me for tickets for another show hook up because I felt bad Man like the shows were getting ruined for our guys.

I wanted to see the fucking show because people were yelling and acting like morons and nobody was doing anything. I don't like these delusional. Okay, I don't know. I don't know. Cause you're acting like you're a corporation, like a big company, like Coca-Cola.

All right, everybody read a bad quote. We're gonna recall, like a car recall? Yeah, yeah. The sea bugs don't work. Return it to the dealer. Yeah, we're gonna. All right, everybody look under your seat you gonna DJ you gonna DJ CD listen four people are okay with what happens relax come on listen man I'm I meant what I said when I said it to all of you all all three God, I'm so sorry. You say, well, what time am I knocking about it?

All of you. Sincerely. I'd love to meet you. Wow. That's good that you're giving free tickets so they're gonna go. I just told people came up in the show and they go, we're fans and we're,

you know, this audience with the fuck and I was like, dude, I got you back. If you can get to another show, I'll give you free tickets. Like come to another show and I'm swear. God, I never wanted Joe's shows, book them around June. Where's your next good date? I'm damn it I started. Yeah you started that way. Yeah. And it was not a mean. It was a little too mean. It was. I know what Keith you're a fucking asshole. You

know that? You're a fucking asshole. Wow. FAC FAK fucking asshole Keith. That's his author You know, I'm gonna ass. Okay. He's fucking ass. Okay. He's fucking ass. Okay God, I have it. No, we got a commercial break hit it You've been listening to 97.9 the wall. Do a live read about depends for keys Do an osteoporosis read for keys When you can't make it what's that black disease? That's dangerous. Dangerous, Jones! You are back up!

Hey, shit! What you mouth on my podcast, sorry, I'm offended. I was just kidding, I'm sorry. I was dying to go for it. Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Oh, my God. They're our rumors.

I'm just saying, there's a little, there's a couple of... The black disease sickle cell. Now, I don't try to clean it up. No, you shouldn't. I'm not gonna forget that. He did ask the first time, Jack asked. As a couple the black disease sickle so I don't try to clean It's rap it's a fucking rap Shut up You said the podcast. No, anything this is fucking he's rich in Bonnie's podcast. It's just isn't over is it over? Please push stop area

He's got to eat by five so you can take his pill He's pushed stop. He's got to eat by five so he can take his pill. He's got a week. That was fun. I was actually going, but they do an early bird special. He's trying to hit it friendly. He's doing a senior special. They're all day special for stupid.

Now look what time is it? Let's just talk about a old key this. How he's just going off the rails at 57 years old with his fucking wine. I tell you, I fucking drink wine now, man. Yeah, but when you drink, can I just say something when you drink, right? He becomes fun and fucking enjoyable. No, you don't like it. Well, I'm going to tell you something right now.

When you drink, I don't wanna see, I get nervous because you drink a lot. I don't drink a lot. Hang on, stop. Let me just say it and then you can defend it, okay? What am I, Joe DeRose? What am I, the cops? Relax.

Yeah, that. Okay. Okay. Stop looking at your wife. I just was seeing what time it was. I was just curious. What do you gotta go? I want you out of my fucking face today.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I agree fucking face today. I agree. I agree. I agree. It makes you a push. I get nervous though, because you drink, and then it's usually a Friday and Saturdays, and then you fucking drive all the way back to wherever the fuck you live.

I live in Woodward's New Jersey. Yeah, that's far. What? That's the way. I get nervous, so you're gonna wrap yourself around a fucking tree one. No, no, I'm not. Because you know what, look, I don't wanna go to another funerals, all I get nervous. He's gonna wrap yourself around a fucking tree one. No, no, I'm not. Because you know what? Look, I don't want to go to another funerals. Oh, I'm saying it's not gonna happen, man.

All right. I don't want you to fucking plus. He does. I'll be the only one to be there. I know. I have a jam pack. I'm gonna have two. You know, I'm gonna have two services. No, you're not. Eight and a 10. I promise you. I have in the morning and nobody's gonna come tonight. Sold out, two sold out before. Yeah. That's what I'm going for. Yeah. Two sold out, 1500 seekers. I hope you know what I'm gonna do.

And it's gonna be just like when you have two shows on a Friday, they're gonna go, maybe we should just squeeze these into one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go, Joe.

Here we go. Here we go. Oh, here we go, Joe. Here we go. I we go. Here we go. Here we go. I'm so sorry. He really is. He really is, man. I am. I get nervous. I start drinking wine is good for my heart.

Wine is one cup, not 19. Not a goblet. Jesus drunk a goblet. Wouldn't you say that, Joe? You would say fuck that motherfucker. I don't know. Jesus. We want sponsors, Joe. We're never gonna get sponsored with corporate America.

If fuck Jesus is on the podcast, all right? Come on. You're right, you're out of stock. You believe in some God? No, I don't. You believe in goodness? I can't. What do you believe? What God? How did this way? Is there a God when he did this torso? I heard Joe has a big cock. From who?

You did not hear that. You just got to throw that up. You see what type of self-esteem you have. See if you have lying on my shoulder. Very average. Not small, just regular. But look, Bobby's got a good point. I don't want to get off, I don't want to get off of this.

You will have five fucking wines and hop in your fucking card. Yeah, you will just jump right in that car Let's see why I'm yeah, are you retired? Are you dumb? Have you ever heard the word? Wino Keith? What do you think that comes from because it doesn't get your shit face? Wino Wino I wine taste you do not you fucking chug glasses of ripple down at the seller ripple is Kendall Jackson What is that? Yes in a black comic Here we go Joey here we go Kindle

Well, I've a listen stupid. I'm just telling you you got to be careful and I'm telling any cop that listens to the show That's in Jersey watch out for a Ford with a black dude in Fridays and Saturdays Nothing would make me happier if a fucking fan of this podcast pulled you over and arrested you and recorded anybody Listen and pulls me over that I got the numbers for last month show me the numbers I'll show you the numbers if you really do want to show me I'm a number still you never showed up. I'll tell you what happy Would you be over a hundred thousand people downloaded the show awesome last month We're almost we're where where this month is gonna blow that month away. So fucking, and we thank you to Greg Hughes, AKOP. OP. And the O&H channel, you know, Norton and Anthony,

they put our show, you know what, dude, is gonna be featured on the OP Anthony channel on Sirius. Saturday we were on and Sunday we were on again. And you guys I read your tweets. Everybody, another Maconnes, everybody love the fucking show. So we're going to be the Bailey J show is going to be going up pretty soon. They're going to be putting rich bosses show, Bonnie and my boss, my wife hates me. And it's pretty fucking wild man. Right cast. Right cast is fucking crazy. Bailey J. You don't know Bailey J Check with the dick. Oh, you really just really don't know anything about a tease

Do you fucking idiot? We want to fucking set this dummy up to look at a chick and make and he'd be like I fucker and then we show the con I still fucker Wait a minute wait a minute you wouldn't fight you would never go for the L.A. J. Would that sweet ass you know you really I seen it.'ve seen it. She's a she's actually a good egg Dude she's a sweetie You nice girl. Oh, I love her. I like our kids. I'm into that. That was what the kids answer is yes You see like that Look we spent four weeks on trainees because of Joe we can't go into fight. Yes Joe would fucking fuck a tranny

Joe would actually make love to a Tranny make love to belly J absolutely he would he become a girlfriend a boyfriend. Wow. Well girlfriend I think she's more I think she's more alpha male than Joe actually probably yeah, Joe be a Joe would have the apron She'd be distal rush-old. Yeah, she'd be fighting watching the Yankees sunny side up just so you like it honey Tell my shoulder should be fighting watching the Yankees sunny side up just so you like it honey That's my Joe legs balls on his chin sunny side up I just got a visual Joe just sucking nuts Yeah, she she was on the podcast, but yeah fucking crazy. She came over the house. Yeah, my wife made sausage soup

By accident There's nothing funny that looking at Norton sitting next to her eating just Lizard lizard sipping sausage soup He really does eat like a fucking pain to keep a mouth shut. He Yeah, we have some food. I can't eat it, but you can have some. I'm like getting like, I'm getting like the shakes, because I feel like I got a little bit of it. All right, well listen, man, we're gonna wrap this.

No, I don't mean that to wrap it up. I'm just saying, can I do something? No, I'm not sure it was. No, we're the end of a podcast conversation. Yeah, right? Hey, you guys got something to eat. I'm not saying the wrap things up. That's exactly what kids call it. No, I said it. We'll go grab something, right. Hey you guys got something to eat. I'm not saying the rap things up That's exactly what you want Well go grab something Joe. Let's try to get by Keith

He can get just what was I really do I really do want to know when the last time I had you on the podcast before Jess you right me and you sat here and it's it's changed a lot since then But the last I don't think we talked about this last time you What was the last time you were with a prostitute? A prostitute? What do you consider a prostitute? A girl that you don't know that you just met that you gave money to to fucking touch a dick. Like maybe three weeks ago.

Three weeks ago? Yeah. Really? What kind? Black. No. Black. Fat ass. Fat ass. But I mean, what kind? Street, a massage, No. Black. Fat ass. Fat ass.

But I mean, what kind? Street massage. No. Horror house. No, one of the best. escort. Yeah, houses. House. One of the places.

You know that whole place. You talk to it. You talk to it. You went to a place. Yeah. So there's a place you can go to. Yeah, you see a whole lot of places. No shit.

There's a whole house. It's a whole house. They don't have in New York. Back in the day, New York used to have great horror houses. They great warehouses. They still have some they yeah, but it's not It's it's there's no white chicks, you know, they just have there's that black chicks poor to reekens white chicks There's always white chicks. Yeah, but it's all mostly Asian now. Yeah, the Asians take they don't give a shit They just work through everything the Asians always work. Yeah, they never stop work good work I think yeah, but they actually Asia switch it over to legit

But what the fuck is that look? Are you doing fucking right? He's right-cooning your refrigerator right? No, don't take that don't fresh package And there of it. What is that what is that? White American cheese. Okay. Yeah, okay. You can have that why don't you eat the cheese in the salami? You brought me for Christmas. Well, yeah, but it's for you can have some. What do you think?

Why are we talking about food? Because fucking Derosa is a fucking selfish cock sucker and can't wait five minutes to end the podcast. You're shaky all the time. That's you, shaky Joe. That's me. That's just not. That fucking stupid.

What are you doing? We're gonna get in shaky. Are you hungry you doing? I'm getting shaky are you hungry to You would have water you didn't ask for nothing you fucking no, I usually have everything You were fucking late you're supposed to be here crackers you're supposed to be he was supposed to be here at 2.30 Some starvin That's gonna get food after this. All right, we get food after this fuck. I can't I can't Yeah, we know all right listen. I got right in my hands. Did you get it yet? Yeah, I love that I got Patrison Niels mr. P. I got the album was sent to me as a CD But I mean it's a CD moan album CD. I got it. You am alright. Not that good. I was okay

I mean it was seriously. I listen to it. It was okay. That was great. I'm kidding. It was fucking amazing. I'm so excited to listen. I really ordered it. It was fucking amazing. You're the only one who got that.

These jackasses, stupid, nervous, nelly was eating, because his blood sugar was low. And this fucking monster voice was like, huh? What do I say to that? He's worried about everything now. It was fucking phenomenal. Yeah, this CD I was a couple of the previous tracks. I pre-ordered it So I got one of the tracks. It's fucking I got the whole thing and I'm talking about it right now. I know anyway I did a pre-order too, so I think I'm it's yeah, this was sent to me

Yeah, from the family. I don't I don't want people to think oh my should be in the male This was sent to me the pre-orders haven't been sent out yet. It's fucking amazing man It's a really and you know what I love about it at the beginning. There's an intro and he actually You know, he fucking is fucking what people does actually a whole joke from One guy's name that he just fucking you know just talked to this guy the guy said his name and then he goes off Which proves what a fucking honestly funny guy Patrice was that he actually you know you hear comedy CDs They're fucking you know edited and specific joke joke joke joke joke joke joke be great I'm handing Joe that Patrice's CD if you fucking throw that I'll kill you. I would never do that Jesus

Well, you don't believe in Jesus. Don't say his name now you say Jesus. You're now you say Jesus I would now I would never throw Patrice's great, but it is it's fucking amazing He would like that you would throw it It's fucking great. So I was I listened to it last night. I was fucking dying laughing man He's got some real brilliant funny shit in there and it's it so yours is whoever got it You're gonna be you're gonna be so happy you got it and if you didn't get it make sure you go on iTunes and Order Patrice on nails mr. P on iTunes. What do you want to say? Yeah? No, I'm excited to listen to it because I Just can't wait to be on the subway looking like a goon just laughing out loud

Randomly during subway stops because I heard a couple of the preview tracks and the white women that are like white women are cold that joke Yeah, the black women get deals. Holy shit. I heard that one and I was fucking I'm like I'm so excited for this album Yeah, but the funny part of the back is this is why I love Patrice this fucking carcaccia the back of the CD is him with his little white dog and a little fluffy dog a little fluffy dog on the back which I love I think his name was dude which is hilarious which he named after this podcast actually because he was such a big fan I'm kidding that's right but anyways great is a great great CD great CD anyways man Keith

Dude thanks coming on I appreciate it. You really are just a fucking evil negative cocksucker And he tell you show up old DJ voice over there. I like them And uh Oh, this is a fucking hot one guys. Thanks for listening Keith Robinson. What's your you on Twitter? Yeah, I'm on Twitter I don't know my fucking account man. I got like 42 people now, I think what what's your name? We're gonna get some more people Hey, well, I've got you know just say the fucking I don't know it. That's the whole thing. KWR soup. I think I don't know What the fuck it is? What do you give Facebook? I'm on Facebook. What's your name? Hit me up on Keith Robbins. You know my fucking name. Do you have a website? Yeah KWR superstar at aol.com

That's your email. Oh It's really like talking to my grandfather who's dead. An awful KWR super. It's the worst thing to do to you It's the year that he got that when he was on fucking star search and he thought he was gonna be a star. Some girl was like, you should name it super star because that's what you're gonna be. That's right, I'm gonna be a superstar. Yeah, that damn right.

I mean, I'm done stuff. Yeah, you got to look at him. Change it now to KWR Falling Star. KWR dead planet. KW are super star. Never rise again. She's surprised. You know Joe D. Joe, Derosa Comedy at Joe Derosa Comedy and Joe Derosa Comedy dot com.

Make sure you go go there check out Joe What are your shows you're gonna shows coming up wins this air next Monday next Monday Fuck I'll be in Philly in February fill Philly in February. Yeah, I mean because I told New York ship Yeah, so if you guys were down down south and they had a bad show just go up there and Joe get you some tickets down south and they had a bad show just go up there and Joe will get you some tickets. Yeah, I'm filling up my web. Check his website. What do you got?

You got any shows coming up? You got a tour with Guinness. Yeah, I go I'm gonna be in San Francisco the end of January with Guinness. All right, and you got nothing. Twitter. Twitter. At dance order. And you got any shows coming up?

Yeah, I'm gonna be at the cell. I'm gonna neck nice whirlwind tour With Wanda Sykes Are you really 85 dates, baby? 85 dude that's fucking that's a lot of dates. That's a lot of that's like fucking that's gonna be like 85 hundred bucks That's a lot of money But you it was close right? Yeah, it's math. So you know, I'm gonna fuck that out, right? Right there. I was gonna say that because you couldn't do 85,000 dollars.

That's still a lot of money. Even if you pay them a thousand dollars a show, that's a lot of money. 8500 was I thought a hundred dollars a show would be good. Yeah, I thought I was there. Yeah, we're gonna do a lot of dates. So you're opening. Yeah, mother fuck. I'm all dude Fuck you. I open for Dane on that 80 we did the arenas Fuck you don't that, you know, is she doing arenas? No, she can't do a ring theater theater and you do flying regular No, I always fly first class first class always always all right, so this is what we're gonna do We're gonna actually check up on that and if if you're lying, we get to punch you. I'm not a f**k.

We get to punch you in the stomach every time you fly coach. I don't like that. Every time you get bumped into coach. I don't do coach. We get to punch you in the stomach. I don't. Okay, so if we find out that you flew coach once, we get to, I don't even look at coach.

I don't look at coach. I guarantee you flying coach once. I, not. I guarantee it. I, at least, at least one time on the the she's not gonna be a friend of mine. She gets to be first class She wants nothing to do with you That's true First class money. I've done a lot of shit in this business. That should do first class. Yeah, I stay on TV

I'm in a movie theaters So I should movie theaters. Yeah, why did look calves a movie? A little bit of a little thing laughing my pain. You can see me that the DVD a problem be out. Come on that. Can I tell you the hilarious thing? I saw a trailer for another Kevin Hart movie. And it's a key problem. And it's a key problem. And it's a key problem. So it's like, that's cool. Kevin put Gabe Keith a nice part. It was another guy named Keith Roberts. This is an last ball golf. No, but you see me everywhere man I'm in all sort of stuff.

Just look up Keith Robbins. You're not in any way. I'm in all the show. Oh God. I'm in the show. Let me wear you. Let me. He's 91.

I'm done. He's right. Let's let me tell you guys. I'm trying to set it up. Where you can find Keith Robbins to to drink minimum, which was a show I had for three weeks on comedy central I was at two drink the a I know you were w. I remember watching it 92 my god. I want to hear you I want to hear you I want to you tell us what you your credits right now you tell people what you've been on because I

Tell them movies TV go name them now name them with a NBC show with Colin Quinn. I bet it movies, TV, I would name them though. Name them. We name them. NBC show with Colin Quinn. I've been on a Chris Rock. Woo hoo hoo hoo. Hey, you a fan of the You Know What Dude podcast with us three things you can do to prove that. Number one, go to iTunes, subscribe, and leave a review.

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