Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Left Side Only

Episode Date: October 8, 2018

Ari Sadie, Rich Vos and Keith Robinson come in with Bobby for an episode that goes balls out from the get go! What are we sorry for, what’s going to happen to Cosby, plus Ari’s ‘Lock of the Week’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com. Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is going to be a clash to fuck. It's podcast, no rules. I'm not going to the mic, asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it. Can I get a microphone? Oh, what the fuck?

That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down And sometimes it's hilarious sometimes it's no topics no directions. I love doing it I want to do you think my podcast is popular enough where I might affect somebody's life. You never know. It's Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast on whitecast.com. Oh, hey guys, what's going on? Bobby is, here he is, big in his grand entrance. Not only Bobby Kelly. Mike, you have the charisma of a foot.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, I, I, I'm sorry about that, everybody. We, what? Yes, we got a great show for you tonight. Nine o'clock, we're doing nine o'clock version live. And we're starting to look early and really quick. We have to be out of here. I don't put my Splor in my own drink ever What the fuck where what do you think we're at gas digital?

No, I'm kidding kidding. I'm fucking joking. Let's just put that in my drink Don't show that on camera though. I don't want people to think I'm a scumbag But get in my drink. I will hit you. I used to hit I used to hit Gabby Her father told me I could oh any who no I'm kidding you don't have to do that I'll do it. I'm joking seriously do it do it just do it Um come on we tell it to stop back he goes above me on yeah It's not back you don't have to do that you can't stop it from being awesome seriously don't don't put don't do it you should have done No

Anyways um Anywho welcome you know what, dude, uh, you guys watching Patreon. Thank you so much for your listen. Here's a deal of Patreon. I just put a new sketch up there. The thing I showed last week on the, uh, internet is up there now. Thanks, babe. Uh, can I call you, babe?

I can't assume me. I'll take away my shit 15 years from now. What? It's crazy. Um, the butterfly effect. So yeah. So patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. Listen, uh listen if you listen to the podcast in your phantom mind You got to go join I don't care if it's dollar. I need people over there go over there

Just become a member. It's a fucking dollar or five dollars whatever you want to give some of your motherfuckers a crazy You give $25. I don't expect that but the ones that do I want to say thank you very much To do we have any shout outs? No, we do we do. We'll go and give people later. We have shout outs. Yes. Oh, we'll put them in. They're for later. I don't want to do it later. Why don't we do it later? When I say I want to do shout outs Isn't that when we do them? Oh, do we do we do them when because you didn't put the shout outs and you cut? He tried to that was a maneuver, right? That was a manipulation because I have a five-year-old, you know, and my five year old manipulates me to Michael. Anyways, you can read the names.

Well, if you look at the, anyway, you're right. Let's just do it your way. Thank you. Oh, he's learning. I wish my wife learns like that. You're right. Having in my wife say you're right and fucking like 10 years. So anyways, patreon.com.

I just put up, I wrote a very small Thing and I filmed it with my new GH5 and And added it and put it up there. It's for patreon members only I'm gonna be doing these I'm gonna actually do one on the cruise. I'm gonna be filming these little sketches and all kinds of silly stuff me and Mike Fini are gonna be doing something. Oh I'm so sorry guys. I I'm so sorry guys. I'm sorry. My my parts are so bad. Let me see I'll do it. I'll do it. There you go. It's I had ramen. Oh,

I want to just snort it. It's so bad. I had ramen. I had eggs this morning. I had ramen with a black oil, truffle oil. Oh, nice. And then I had my meatballs and sauce. It's terrible right now. It's fucking terrible. I'm not even kidding. I had to pull the car over twice on the way now.

It smelled like fucking just awful asshole, just homeless gay asshole. Just just an hour just trash and come that's in my mouth small nothing of the podcast by the way trash and come all right but spell it's C O M E let you guys figure it out right back hey we're on the ball we know what you're doing it is well those two shout out Bobby I'll wait did you put one or two Did you put two you put two? Yeah, only one. Can you fire her place? Gabby come back. She's not working out. No, I'm kidding. No Becky. Becky. Becky. I'm getting that back. Bobby. Becky. Becky. You're out of your mind. I love it. They just hate Gabby so much. You want Becky?

Fucking kid yourself No, I haven't seen Mike. There's Peppy. It's since I met him. I haven't seen Mike, there's Peppy since I met him. I haven't seen him this happy. I don't hate Gabby. Shut up. Shut up. We got two guests coming in very shortly. Special guest.

What do you got? Well, our two shout outs. Let's say thank you to Steven Edwards. Steven Edwards, thank you so much, buddy, for being part of my Patreon. And I hope you're enjoying it. We have so much content up there. I put so much shit up there dude. There's so many one-on-one extras that you

get the podcast free unless the act is fucked up. It gets goes up there early but sometimes the act fucks it up a lot of time lately but anyways. With the podcast you get the podcast early right? You get the one-on-ones, you get live from the shed, which nobody gets. I'm not saying, look, live from the shed isn't the best show. It's not, I'm not competing with the tonight show. I mean, I'm not even competing with half the shows in this network with that.

I'm not even, first time, you know, first year podcasters. Listen, what I'm saying is, it's a great show. I like it. I have people on that are fucking great that we just did David Bryan Gabby's dad. Rich Voss. Rich Voss.

We got a couple new guests with change in the, I mean, it's great. And we have one-on-ones up there. I'm going on the Caltech cruise. I'm gonna hopefully get a bunch of one-on-ones on that for you guys. And it's all for my Patreon. So please, I need youon-ones up there. I'm going on the Caltech cruise. I'm going to hopefully get a bunch of one-on-ones on that for you guys. And that's all for my Patreon. So please, I need you to support me over there.

So go there. Am I begging? No. Am I close? Yes. Yes, I need fucking, I need at least 3,000 people over there. And more to, why would you, he laughed at this? He's trying to be supportive.

Yeah. That to be supportive. Yeah, that's not supportive. I said 3000 people. He cracked up like I said. I need 50,000 people. He said like you're going to be homeless if you don't have these 3000 people. I'm close.

Oh, I didn't know that. No, I want to be home more. Not less. I got you. Get it? Bumzup. I want to be. I fucking stink.

We had one more shadow. Yes, please. Clint Byers, who was here last week. He became a 25 shout out. Yes, please Clint buyers who was here last week He he became a $25 a member. Yes, isn't he wasn't he already one? No, he was a member by thinking I was a yeah he was here last week and he showed up and he we want hung out. Yep, great dude. That's why I'm a minute of the people Very beautiful. I'm a man of the people do you understand that? I? Am a man of the people he came here understand that? I am a man of the people. He came here, one of my great supporters on Patreon, always their comments on everything,

watches everything, he is here, comes in the studio, we hang out, we get, I bought him a falafel, not a falafel, a shwama. That's $5 more. And then we went for a cigar and hung on all night. Yeah. And had a blast. So I mean, then we came back and all of a sudden this David Talon fucking Ari Shafir. I mean, a comic fans dream happened. Why? Because he was a member of my Patreon. And you got a ritual. And he got a fucking Ridge wallet, speaking of Ridge wallets. Do you have any more shadows? That's it. All right. So thank you guys so much, speaking a Ridge Wallet. Do you have any more shoutouts? That's it. Alright, so thank you guys so much speaking a Ridge Wallet. I have my Ridge Wall right here. They're a sponsor of this podcast, this fine podcast. I love this thing. Yes, and it's green. It's a C-foam green and it has the money clip on the back. I have all my cards in here.

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What am I doing? Thursday through Sunday. Thursday, I got one on Thursday. Oh, Thursday Saturday, sorry. One on Thursday, two on Friday, two on Saturday. So make sure you check out Gomez early Saturday and Sunday. But come see both of us on Friday and Thursday Friday Saturday. Make sure you come down and check us out.

I mean, if you want to see a great show, come and see both of us. If you want to see an OK show, just go see him headline for an hour and struggle at the last 32. No, kidding. Go see Lewis too, man. Go see both of us. Support Lewis.

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I love it, I love it, I love it, I hate the small X. I'm so glad I got it out of my fucking life. Hunk of shit phone. Name after your son. Gary, what? Name after your son. But Max? Yeah, no, it's not my name is Maximus

Max means the max amount of shit. Oh, oh, so hey there we go There's special get dude. Oh, I can't do that. Yeah, dude. You can't you can't show you there. I'm gonna get kicked off Did you you? You weren't on him right? No, did you get it? Can you, what? I'm on you, I'm on you. You weren't on him, right? No, that, yeah, that. Did you get it?

Oh, probably. We're gonna get booted off a fucking YouTube dumb dumb. It's not so I don't know. YouTube anymore. What, I do. Nobody, nobody, not everybody's fucking part homeless like you. Okay, or we could fucking,

you could live in the park for a month. I have a child, a mortgage and a wife. She has to fill the fridge every day and make lunches. Why don't your kid work a little bit and fucking pay some of the way? Someday! Someday! Now we're gonna get fucking dushed. Can you, what can we do? Some of that? Okay good. What? You know, I don't know, you're, uh, you're... The dick's away. Dude, it's so, it's so disgusting. It's floppy. It's floppy and mushy. It's always hot.

Why is it always hot looking? Yeah, man. You always look like a... Traction is a weird thing. It looks like it... What? It's like you can't really explain. You know what you're into.

It's hot, it's hot. I mean, I don't... First of all, dude, listen, I'm not hot like that. I mean, you're dick-loat. It looks like you just get out of a sauna all the time. You say, oh, oh. Don't you wish your balls were hot like me? Ha, ha, ha.

I wish I had a peck of that I could just whip out. It's nice to have balls that way. Because even if you don't go shaft, even it's one of those parties where like, oh, women are here. You know, people I can't really, but balls, you can do. You can do balls anywhere. It's a ball. So where like women are here. You know, I can't really, you know, but balls you can do. You can do balls anywhere. So balls aren't offensive anymore. Dick, you can get your career taken away.

For sure. Right, we all know that. Yeah, and I think you should. What? Ha, ha, ha, you're lying. You're lying. You can't, no, you can't have your dick out, man. It's wrong.

You shouldn't be able to work. Why? Why a boy? And don't start on black people. They don't contribute YKWD From now on it's gonna be called what what KWD Dude why is it okay for pull balls out there? Why is balls fine? I think it's because it doesn't do any like, you can't fuck with balls.

Yeah. You know what I mean? All I do is like slap against your push top. Push top or your ass bottom? It depends on which position I'm thinking dog is tall. Yeah. It swings around with push top. I was thinking, I was thinking,

you know, the way you're supposed to fuck a woman you care about. Legs up over the shoulder One hell down. Yeah face over pillow over the face. Okay. Think of somebody else. Yeah, yeah, think of a guy One finger in your own ass. Think about that dude who checked you in at the hotel He seemed swath Maybe it was a cut maybe the uniform, but he had a shit together Yeah, maybe it was a cut maybe it's a beautiful, but he had a shit together. Yeah, I had a Tuesday. I had a holiday in express.

He was so cliche, I'm very Dominican. Yeah, balls are fucking not offensive. You pull balls out of the kids party, people would laugh. I don't think people, right? Yeah, they're just like shrivelly and like they don't. Why do girls hate balls though? Anytime you talk like a girl comic does a joke about balls,velly and like, they don't... Why did girls hate balls, though? Anytime you talk like a girl comic does a joke about balls, it's like, and we don't like your balls, and your balls are fucking gross.

Cause they're gross. I don't know if balls are gross. I don't think balls are gross. I think balls... I think tits are also gross. Oh, you're crazy. Yeah, they're fucking flop bags. Get the fuck outta here with your loose skin, bitch.

Who are you fucking girls with? Get in shape. Get in shape. What are these fucking floppers? Well, have sex with a fucking girl that goes to the gym. What do you want to tell you? No, not you. I mean, like nothing. You want straight straight downs. Yeah, you want a guy or a young, young woman. Our young hot guy. That's what you want. Either way, man. But I don't want this loop. But then the dudes have the fucking balls. Get rid of the balls. Dick is fine. I think balls are fine. Yeah. I don't just look but then the dudes have the fucking balls get rid of the balls dick Is fine. I think balls are fine

Yeah, I don't think balls are bad. I take a ball over a dick If you had to put something in your mouth. Yeah, I take a nice hot warm mushy ball really over a penis He just agrees. All right. I just the way you started that sentence was really odd Okay, if you had a if we were sitting here right now And you had a dick or a ball to put you mouth which one? You had to put one of your mouth. Who is there so many? Your mother is gonna be decapitated, but who's the ice this is gonna kill her? That's a black white offense. They're gonna kill her dead

Chopper head off you put the ball on dick and mouth or she does not live whose ball though Arab guy? No, of course not You look like a ball like your balls after basketball. No, no, no, no, we're talking a straight out of the shower We're talking a I don't know about out of the shower, but like in the morning Couple I was after the shower, but no walking car, car parking lot, down the stairs and sitting down for a couple minutes gets up like a neighboring Westchester who drove to his job that's 20 minute drive away. 15, not even then that it worked for until about 11 and then 11 30 ISIS breaks in.

Everybody on the ground. And then your mother's there. I, I want you to do it. My mom does not sound like SD. Okay. And then they grab her, no, please. And you're like, what?

And they're like, you, you, you face of the Jew. Yeah, that's true. I mean, they got me on that one. I can't really argue on that much. And they grab you and they smash an ood over your head. The one you were playing. And then they go, you took, you take balls of galley

or dick of Michael. Who's my thoughts? It's the two guys that showed up. Those two were the white guys. Okay, the white guys. They've been working side by side. Side by side cubicles. So I wanted to take a take a take a look at the car.

How long did I have to put it on my mouth? You have to suck it. You have to suck it. Yeah, you know what, balls. They have to come out of dick. Thanks. Something will come out of dick. Yeah, nothing's coming out of balls. It's, it's probably warm. They probably feel weird and kind of mushy. Be hairier though. That would be a negative. No, but not not talking. We're talking nice, white guy balls. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Are you off him? Are you all you're on me? Are you kid? That's one dude. Bob Bob. There's something wrong. Ari Bob, there's something wrong Body dude, there's something to this something they shouldn't be that big. What there's something else in there Yeah, you know what else in there what music

Groove is in the hall the rhythm is gonna catch the best goal yeah is you know I'll buy on him now okay we do take it off take it off I put you put your sack back in I put everything put it all back in would you put it in? God there is What's up boss? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't got it. Don't put anything on him

What's up, dude? How you doing? What? You started without us? Yeah, you're late. You're 15 minutes late. Start without me, sir. You started at 9 o'clock. There he is, Keith. Sit right over here. Yeah, we started it at 15 minutes. I'm sorry. You're 15 minutes late. What do you want me to do? Okay, but what?

What are you yelling at me for? You started it without us? Yeah, I did. Okay, but fairness, you didn't just start. It's 15 minutes late now, you didn't just start, it's 15 minutes late now, you didn't just start now, you've been going. I started at nine o'clock. Oh, right, okay.

I started a couple minutes before. I got all the ads, a couple ads out of the way. Fuck, I'm not a clock. What? Fuck, nine o'clock. Fuck, I'm not a clock. Keith, I'm not a clock. Fuck, I'm not a clock.

Take your balls out now, with the front of Keith. Let's talk about, now, don't do that. I will, I will. I will, I will. Who are you? Ha, ha, ha, ha't do that. I will. I will. I will lure you. You take your balls out without my permission to get asked for. He just had his nuts out.

He walked in with them out. Oh, yeah. He walked in with his junk out. Now he's going to get me booted up a fucking. No, it's the rules. I want you to go on three girls in a Keith and do that. See if they see how that flies. Three girls in a Keith. Three girls in a Keith and do that see if they see how that flies Three girls and one Keith don't play that shit.

You got them right they don't. You guys don't play that you also don't fucking make some money too. Son of a bitches. What's the theme? Let's not say we. What's your theme? What's my theme? Do you have a theme tonight?

Some going on or you just like what do we miss? What do my what do we mean themes? What are my LA comedy club now? I don't have themes. No, no No size a one, but no, you're not one He tried to do no no no. He tried to use size queen, but he fucked it up He did a fat joke and a gay joke. Do size queen. Yeah, he fucked it up. Yeah He fucked it up. I listen. Yeah, fucked it up. What the fuck? I listen. Yeah, we're just gonna start it. He just got started.

He's gonna be fine. What are we talking about, man? Well, we were talking about that you, we were literally just literally talking about balls. Balls. Yeah, that you can, balls you can still pull out in front of girls and it's not that offensive. Yeah, can you get it?

Balls out, but not dick out. Shaft, tuck to the side in the, can't do dick. You can't walk balls. Back of the day, you can take your ass, you can move the girl. I have a ball can't shouldn't take a look at this I like to never say I had did can't you be said ball can't

know I like doing hey I got a spider bite check it out see if it's looks weird to you and they just pull a ball out of top of the jeans and they're like what yeah wait wait man you all check this for real is this really researchable that you can pull balls out? No, we're discussing it right now. We're discussing it because back in the day,

you could definitely take your bang a moon. That was my go-to was put my, pull my tick out, put on my shirt over it. Right. And then, setting the car and then pull. Give me that big reveal. How you're on Amy's podcast. What?

You're literally the biggest hashtag me to send. No, wait, I don't say that about Keith. Keith has been an upstanding citizen since I know him. He's been a woman's right advocate since I've known him. He's done nothing but help females. I'm 270 days me too free. OK. I've ever said my stroke. I was saying my stroke. I'm 277 days me too free. Okay. I was just my stroke. I was just my stroke.

It was 207 days ago. It was 207 days ago. It was a stroke. No, you struggled longer than that. You guys not do the math on the joke. You can go right after the religion. Is that what you do? Right, I think you're still on what?

You chewed Jewish. Here's what I want. I want to go to the gym. I want to go to the gym. I want to go to the gym. I want to go to the gym. I want to go to the gym. I want to go to the gym. I want to go to the gym. I want to go to the gym. What was it? It's not doing the math immediately You can go right after religion is that what you do? race I think you're still with you to do it. Here's what I want to talk about because are he just one thing I he knows comedy and he sees the hypocrisy of other fucking comics

Judging what other comics are saying what do you talk about? comics judging what other comics are saying. What are you talking about? You'll read on Facebook one comic who go, I can't believe this. Give me a name. Give me a name. I don't have names, John, but I hear what you say. He's giving names.

If I know, listen to my name, I would. Don't believe me. You got to know. On this I would. What the fuck? Wait, stop. Did you just get scared by your own folio? Yes, hello.

He jumped. You old coug. What's that? Technology old cool. He was There's something in my pocket. I know who you talking to Giovanni she's in LA stop breaking the fucking all right. I'll call you back Why what is she did she did she did the news? Do they like it? Not now not now on a podcast just on a podcast I'm on a podcast please

fucking by sorry wrong number it jumped up and no it's scary because it's on my butt now you vibrate in the ring you're the old is when you had to get coke you're on fire. That's a fire. You're on fire. Bob's. Sorry.

We're the crackiest. Yeah, he's on it. He's got a Ford Coke. Yeah. Are you crazy? I smoked more freebacles. No, he's not. We just got to have him respect issues with the joke.

You get mad. Fine, you're a Coke addict. You feel better now? No, I was a crack addict. He's a crack addict. I started a Coke addict. And it does feel better now? No, I was just back at it. He's back at it. I started a co-cantic. And it does feel better now. So, false was only like gotten projects to use Cret.

Period. White privilege. I was here collecting rent and buying back. That was a time. That was joke was better, you know. Just respect that. I know. Listen, my God. That was so much fun. I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just talking about? Oh, I'm sorry. God damn. What are you sorry about? You, you're crap. You, that I brought you up here. But boss, all right. So you're saying back to your point, back to my point, it's a very serious Facebook. If I hadn't, I swear to God, well, and there's got to be newer comics. You're scared. Just didn't meet you scared. What do I say? I sort of got well, and it's got to be newer comics. You scared just didn't meet you scared

What do they say people? They're taking a joke and they're like this is their statements and how dare you say this like You can't talk topic. Yeah, and there's a lot of them are LA comics. I think well no, no, also New York I know that I think New York, I was you don't know it might be New York guys. You don't know say a name I don't know. It might be me or guys you don't know. Say a name, boss. I have, I don't know. You know, be a man. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Watch your crack written life and say a name. Keith Robinson was on Facebook. I don't know the names because I give us an example of what it was. Well, like, you can't just come and go.

I don't, I was on the show last night. And so and so was talking about rape. Oh yeah, you know, and they just go talking about this or making it seem like it was and it's like you've taken up your comic. You've taken away all the fucking flavor of how they did it. And not only that, you're only hurting yourself because you're killing the freedom of speech of comics by complaining what a comic is saying. I agree with them on this one. I just don't think people should be allowed to say whatever they want. I think they should all get banished.

Yeah, it's fucking what? Yeah, sorry, man. What? I'm sorry, I finally woke up. Like I said, to Ari Lesion. I hope you wake up too. I wish I had his audience, because they don't care about anything.

They don't care about the fuck. They don't care about the fuck. He's gonna quit. He's gonna quit. He don't give a fuck. Yeah. You're worried about things, Paul. I don't give a fuck. Okay, I know. He's got to be close. He don't give a fuck. Yeah. You're worried about things, Paul. I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't give a fuck cause my career's not going anywhere. That's why I started going anywhere cause you give a fuck. No, no, no, I don't give a fuck. I'll tell you something though. The reason why you give a fuck is cause you have, like I was telling him at the beginning, he walked in with his dick and balls out. He doesn't care.

Just my, oh no, it was both. It was yeah. I have a family. Every time you show me your dick and balls, it's embedded in my head because it looks like your face. But false has, he just shows his shitty six pack and we get upset. You got to stop.

You got to stop doing that. We got to listen. You have to stop. You could, you say get Keith. You gotta stop. You said, get Keith. He wasn't gonna come up. I talked him into it, but we don't need him. You're right. I agree. He's not comfortable unless he's with three white ladies

pandering from this cabin, fucking Tom. Oh! No. Oh, no. You really are. You really are, Tom? I don't like the you of all fucking people. I mean, think about, I mean, LA right now is just killing it. The comics are killing it. They're just selling out, they're fucking packing the put.

They're specials after special after special, just billboards and fucking people. New York, we lost, we took a hit. We lost fucking Patrice, Gerardo, Keith Hathakith. We lost Colin had a heart attack. I mean, we took a fucking hit. Now, we took a hit because all the bad choices we made, thinking they were good choices at the time.

You know, I'll never own a, when it was the, when there were a mug of fuckers. Not, not XM, they were in 16 markets around the country. 16, that's it. Yeah, but they were, I think it was 30 something. No, it was 16.

All right, we just lied. Nobody's gonna share. Who cares? What are you gonna fucking be an asshole? And why am I gonna lie to try to entertain the people? That seems like a low number to be honest 16 markets. They were in major markets, right? Bob and Tom are in a hundred of markets that you don't know. I've never heard of.

So they were in major markets. Well, they were major markets, but they were so fuck. How's that show going now? What show? oh that's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not somewhere baby. I had to YKWD podcast. Okay. I'm surprised you're not on some kind of social media right now plug in this. Stop already. We are. We're on YouTube. You're the camera's you're an idiot.

You're the dumbest person I know. You're not on social media right? Yeah, this camera's right here. You've been on my show a million times. I did like that little thing. We sent you liked it, huh? I did but it was to what was it he sent me a stuff first. Well, he's at my place Doing the live from the shed and he we had gone guts lunch. You know you were there It's a lunch and stuff so we made a sandwich and then he made one to go because I was playing golf So I wanted to take one I would have just ate it there But I said what the fuck I'm gonna play golf. Let me was that golf, so I wanted to take one. I would have just ate it there,

but I said, what the fuck am I going to play golf? Was that a second one or is that the first one? The second one, we didn't mind, but it's like, he was like, I'm going to take this with me. And then don't go on a ziplock. And he's like, no, I'll just use the bag that the turkey came. Yeah, I waste a good ziplock. Where am I?

Is this one? I hate what you do. It's already been. That plastic isn't worth anything. Yeah, what's wrong with that fucking plastic? I got no turkey anymore. Yes, it's wet. Thank you. Something you left girl. Listen to me. He left one piece of turkey.

You made a sandwich and I didn't realize I didn't want I left one piece of turkey. Big deal. I want to talk more shit. Yeah, I do too. None of you guys would have survived the Holocaust. None of you only rich and I. Thank you. I think I feel like guys would have survived the Holocaust. None of you, only Rich and I. Thank you. I think I can't. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You're a good boy. Why? You don't think they would have had to be fucking whatever you are? Whoa. They would not have been in the kids. He's Mexican.

They wouldn't have fucking killed that. They would have killed keys right away. Yeah. Oh, no. They would have killed you. You just yapped right away. God damn Germans. Boom, boom. No. No, they would have killed you. You just you after it away goddamn Germans phone phone No, they would he would like somebody would have stuck up for him like hey guys come on give him a chance

Maybe you can like chop book you chop wood like oh not after the last year Yeah, but you must be able to wash dishes I can wash dishes I can wash dry in the midter If somebody holds the cup, I can stir a soup good. Just always goes to food. I, I, I, I, I, I agree with Keith though that I hate that you're just afraid. This is the world of. Let me just say this. Let me just say this that I hate that you're just afraid. This is the world of fear. I'm not afraid of anything.

Let me just say this. Let me just say this. I do know you're afraid of that. You are a friend. And I'm not saying that you're afraid. You're a little friend. Not a little friend. Not a little friend.

I'm not a little friend. I'm not. I'm doing bitch on stage. You know who it is. You know who it is. You know who it is. And you know what the bit was. Yes.

You go find it. No, I'm not talking about a bit. We could find it. I'm not talking the information I'm just talking about in general how nobody does that now That's what I'm saying I can't believe someone so what actually do a bit about yes Why people sitting in traffic how dare don't you know how hard that's what I so I don't know it's everybody It's just fucking a new breather comics You know how hard that's what I so I don't know it's everybody is just Fucking a new breed of comics That are so warriors it's social it's social media warriors. Yes

And all they're doing is saying looking for legs and favor and they're looking at say look at me It's you're looking at me. I'm a good person. They're all trying to, what do you mean, Keith? What? What do you mean by that? They look for a lot of stuff. I mean, yeah, you just want to like. They want to sweet like. No, they want to say stuff.

And everybody's addicted to the like. That's not the like they like. They like. Yeah, let's all try to write a post that we can get just a shitload of likes on. Yeah, just what's here we get? Just like, hey guys, I'm sick of it. Everyone's let's how about if we have equality I'm so sick of this shit. How about just some equality? What can you write that would just like this fucking Kavanaugh? It's just me or

No, we should say that crazy to be I think respect women is should be okay You should say we should just put a tweet with a photo of all of us These four guys respect women is should be okay. You should say we should just put a tweet with a photo of all of us. These four guys respect women. Maybe you should too. That's good. Oh my God. You know, big that would be. Yeah, I know how my balls are for that one.

We should all have balls. And but they don't know. All my balls, yeah. They don't know. They'll just like, yeah, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is that bubble gum? I'm going down to Cosby, he's generally putting money on his books.

So he can get some cigarettes. I heard he's doing bits in, he's doing jokes. He's going on a stage in prison. Yeah, is he really? Yeah, he's getting back to the standup again. Yeah. Yeah, he has a new rape joke he's working on. Yeah. He gets about a sell mate. I heard he's been shitting the standup again. Yeah. He has a new rape joke he's working on.

Yeah. He's about to sell mate. I heard he's been shitting on Louisie K. I heard the warning's getting a lot of tweets. Yeah, how dare you put him up? How dare you have much of a facility? How dare you? How dare you put him in prison?

What are you for selling to you? He was not the time to reach out to these fucking monsters. Yeah. What? How dare you put him in the cell with a murderer? That guy's trying to get his life together. God damn, I wonder if you're in prison, you're a lifer. You're banging dudes, whatever, right? You just fucking, you're... Why you got a lifer you bang and dudes whatever right you just fucking you're

I gotta go I'm not gonna do let me just Just watch what he wants Keith. Thank you You're banging dudes right and then just you don't be Impression you can be in Norway just let me finish Kitchen we used to live we're just Jim Norton joke With Norton vacations is every other week. I got to take I got to take all my VH time. I'm gonna lose her Listen you

If you got what you're gonna say right? No, no, you bang and dude you bang guy all the sudden Cosby's in the sound next to you I mean would you you're in there for life you're not getting out you're already fucked, dude You kind of these two thing you fuck. The new guys that come in. Would you, for the story, rape, rape bill? Oh, I was going to go a different way. Oh, Jesus Christ. First of all, just for the story. Prisoners, enough gay guys where you don't have to be raped.

No, but they make a big deal. Make a big deal. What's that? They make them gay, they rape them gay. There's enough trannies and gay guys in here. I don't know either of our prison kids. Don't say, Tranny. No, go ahead, Keith.

Where is it you can? Keep that trend, gender. It's transsexual. Oh, I don't believe the proper term is transsexual. Keith, what about prison? Tell us about it. I've never been a prison asshole. Jail? Is there a jail? Prison type of different? never been a prison asshole. Jail. Is there a jail prison type of difference?

You've been to jail. Do you think if Cosby saw a guy walk out of your cell that you were trying to rape but you couldn't get it done? Do you think you'd look at him like, hey, old-timer, he got new tips? What did I do wrong there? Walk me through it. I mean, don't they rape rapists and jail? No. Cosby, he's old. He's gonna be respected. Yeah, absolutely PC anyhow He's gonna be you think he's gonna be respected. Yes. Yeah, they grew up on him

He's gonna come up with a new act Comes to the seller tries to get out like this You know, I like to see that you know because you see that. You think no, but I was really. You think no, but I was really. I was really. You know, I like to see that, you know, because you say I cause we want any's. Got a cane, you can't see, but he comes back out of prison. He's all built up. Oh, Jack. Jack, Jack.

Just cock. Just do like this. He's right. Diesel cock. The hero came fear. Just shredded with tattoos. He's got a neck tattoo. And a tear drop. Right?

He took a fucking a couple guys tattoo a quailooge. Oh boy. Wow. Jesus. I don't want to. I'm tired. Well, thanks on that note. Listen, bettea sigh right now.

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no i really was not about kicker yeah what i have what i have what Yeah, what happened to you know what? I have what happened to kick Chris. Who's key Chris radio? God, what happened? Nothing. You got charged with like it not a me too, but like a fucking he murdered a bunch of black kids. What's that called? What's that called? It's just two Friday nights. It's called Black Radio. Oh, shit. It's called the Rap Concert.

Yeah. Summer Slam 2018. Oh, I'm sorry, I apologize if you think I was. Oh, you're apologizing. He's my man. I'm not a man when it comes to what I'm wrong. And I apologize if I was oh, you're a politician. Yes, I apologize. He's my man. I'm not a man when it comes to what I'm wrong. And I apologize if I was going to call doing a 10 step, all right?

Apologies. Apologies, 10 steps. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. That's your wish. You're going to wish your wish on that. What'd you say?

Nothing. Um, I think it's getting, I think it's kind of sad now this whole Louis thing to downstairs and that people are still complaining But I saw tell exandro and he actually went up and did jokes. Yeah, sure good and yeah, it was pretty funny Yeah, he didn't just preach he actually know I don't even agree with this point of view But like you're doing it funny like a real comic when I'll stay a good job kind of Did some jokes. Yeah, I want I want to question all these comics. I want to have a question where I want to question everybody is on Louis that bad. I hate I think he's awful.

So you can ask me I think he shouldn't be back up. I think you shouldn't have red hair. I think that was the first issue. He's half Mexican. He's half Mexican, which I also hate. He's no I'm against all of it. So you can ask me I'll answer for that side. But it's charging as a white man. They're not charging as a Mexican. That also hate. You know, I'm against all of it. So you can ask me, I'll answer for that side. But they're as charged as a white man.

They're not charged as a Mexican. That's right. You're right. You're right. You're going to go more into Mexican and then leave Malone. I would literally agree if he was Luis Sica. Luis Chicler. I would agree if you were, every time I was going to say,

I'd be like, oh, la, be in. And do it the most. And all leave Malone. Let the Mexican. Let the Mexican Let the man if you wish Mexican send the right we get on top of it. Who had a right ring? Which I wouldn't give a fuck about him No, they know they did you can they don't give a shit about that shit They wouldn't care about it. Is it because the fights? It's your fart, right? It's bad

Yeah, I'm sorry. I had I had ramen today Come on man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Stars is bad as somebody jerking off. Do you just Fuck in front of me am I gonna get kicked out of I was uncomfortable with Bobby's ass It made me uncomfortable you know who doesn't give a fuck about coming back Louie coming back Louie Well, yeah, it does he wants to come back. He's coming back. Oh, Louis. He doesn't give a shit. Well, yeah, he does.

He wants to come back. He wants to come back. He's coming back. He's not. I mean, he's done thinking it's a big deal. I just think it's interesting. All the people talking about it. It's just fun.

Listen, I've won draw science. It's annoying that everybody, you know, who don't like we talked about downstairs. How many people went to see fucking Roman Plansky fucking movies? I want to be a bookseater. How many people would the fucking see Chris Brown concerts after the fucking you know what I mean? What the fuck? He said comic that got Chris Brown. They took back pretty quick that got lumped into Harvey's mind. Why? Yeah. Yeah. He was twice. Now Chris Brown one time you asked.

No, twice. You don't know Chris Brown. I now Chris Brown one time you asked all right, no, it's twice you don't know Chris Brown I knew and what about you? What about mouth? You don't know Chris Brown It's a Chris Brown your business and I'm not mine and get you black finger I said black because you said white mouth It's a Chris Brown right? Quit sticking your fucking dumb touchy roll finger out I watch this Oh my god, oh my god, it does look like a titsy roll finger out. And what's his name? Oh my god. Oh my god. It does look like a titty roll.

Oh my god. That's why I was hungry when I started fingers. And what's his name, Kelly? No, no, no, no. Robert Kelly, you mean? No. No. Robert Kelly.

Rapist Kelly? Whatever the guy's name is. Archielly is Robert Kelly. Archielly. It's Robert. Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly. Is it? Yeah. Yes. His name is our Kelly is Robert Kelly our Kelly is Robert Robert Kelly. Yeah, yes, it's his name Robert Kelly our Kelly. He goes by our Kelly. But it's Robert Kelly. Oh, okay. Well, you know, so look We got bumped in huh?

I don't know. I think he was I think he was having a session on underage girl sex or piss on underage girls sex A legend both allegedly The girl with media now. I'm not saying I was a legend. Why? They don't. They don't say it allegedly. They just say it.

And then it's fact with hundreds of people. And then when the facts come out, they don't promote it. And those hundreds, it's like, it's like when you fight with your girlfriend. And she tells all the friends that you're a fucking piece of shit. And then you make up in a couple of days and she never goes back and tells him that you're, it was her fault too. All right, give me a Me Too moment. What's your Me Too moment?

Moment, you got a Me Too moment? Like what you did there, you did? Are you? What? First of all, you're immune, number one. Why? Because you're black. You're not a strong guy.

Cause he just wanted you as well. He's not talking about me. I'm a pre-Me too, he's pre-Me too. Yeah, pre-Me too. And it's rape, we just wanted you as well. We're talking about my pre-me too. He's pre-me too. Yeah, pre-me too. And it's rape. That's everybody goes away from that. What's our white guys are me too.

You, on and you're on, you're protected by the three amigos. You are protected by three amigos. Yeah, as amigos. Amigos, sorry. I apologize. I respect for their culture. Yeah. You know, and plus, they took you under the umbrella.

When all this was happening, they were like Keith. Come with us. And you're like and plus they took you under the umbrella when all this was happening, they were like, Keith, come with us. And you're like, nah, fuck you. Keith, come with us. They made a protective coating of their pussy lips. They drew it to the side. And don't think they didn't sit around going, well, look, we need a Negro show. But we don't want, we don't want a full you can't say Negro, that's respectable. You're not right. Now you're gonna tell me what's respectable you do Sorry, I'm respectable I am you didn't say he My landlord yes you said

Yeah, so don't say Negro say Negro Listen, because you're Negro nowadays I want them off I'm not comfortable with boss on his podcast I'm not comfortable Hey, could I tell my truth? Yeah, please Yeah, please can I tell my truth? Yeah, please. Huh? Yeah, please. Can I tell it?

Please, yes. This is kids hashtag me to a moment. No, well, my hashtag me to a moment. I was minding the business and one rich, false, said, hey, you want to see my kids? I'm like, yeah, false, what about your kids? And he showed me his dick and his phone. And I didn't feel comfortable. Did you not do that? and he showed me his dick and his phone. And I didn't feel comfortable.

Did you not do that? You took it and rubbed it on your face. That's not, hey, don't sluts shame him. Yes. He can do that. He can do that. He can do some reacts to a fucking heart shape is not your business.

Yes, it has nothing to do. Good point. What do you want to do? He's a hard, delicious little mediocre, mid-sized fucking car. It's decent.-sized fucking Coss decent Jesus position false has a fore incher. It was more than four believe it was more than four It was like he's got he does he has my he max has a bigger dick than you Max the kid Max the kid Yeah I was I remember I was looking when you show me the picture you dick. I was like looking at like what the fuck

Why am I so a chance? I was like oh cuz it has pubes on it. No, I was like you're a stick should not have pubes You're dick looks like a little bit. Yeah, it looks like it looks like when you're blown up a mattress that little thing making it up You've never seen never seen my dick. I've seen your dick twice You show me twice. I don't have it anymore on've never seen my dick. I've seen your dick twice. You show me twice. I don't have it anymore on my phone. Hashtag me too. I'm in two kids.

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Me, two. I had a meet you. I had a meet you. Go ahead, you go. I was in, asked about 14 years ago, and I'm watching Louis C. Cade Jerichoff, and I said, Louis, are you sure I'll never work a firehouse? And right when his load hit me in the chest,

he said, I can't make any promises. True story. Wow, you too. Boom. Boom, see that? I'm gonna be with you, me too. You're me too stunk. Could you try to be funny?

Open your eyes, open your eyes. Quit acting like you're a jazz player. No. Go ahead, Bob, you'll redeem that me too. Well I live with this lesbian woman and a gay guy back when I was in Boston. And lesbian, what won't you say I live with two gay people? Why is it gender specific with you? Me too. Because I want the lesbians to have their own thing in this. I don't want to just be gay. It was a lesbian woman and a gay man. Okay. So, is that okay? Yeah, why

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Bob, you were never white. Yeah. That's the first thing. What do you mean? You're not white, Bob. OK, so I'm not white. Bob's, look at him. What is it?

It's all every reason that it's a small one. It's not white. It looks like a sand dune. What do you talk about? I can't say that. Oh, sand dune. Oh, okay. What do you guys say? I really am not white. I mean, Ari are not white. Choose aren't white. You're

the girl. Whoa. He died. Paul. Yo, he's got to go. We're not out of here. We're not considered white. We're not we're not to your pressure like the wasp and the Catholic. Yeah, but he said ited out. So it doesn't count. Yo, we're doing. Play it back. Can you play it back? Yeah, Yo, let's have a cigar.

Um, no, he's talking about one of the pullers. Like, yo, take off. I, uh, we brought her the ad lib skills of a fucking tumor. Go ahead. He just pulled that out you know you know see he was doing a joke about ad lib skills at the almost in You know, say that because he stinks and I was like of a High-flow I flowed through that I flowed I flowed

Come on tell me about the lesbian me to move me let, tell me about the lesbian, me too, movement. Let's see. I'll tell him about the lesbian. It's very similar to yours. I didn't have cable. The gay young man had cable in his room, so I took her in the room. So you blown for?

No. No. No. No. No. No. Little splicing action. We throw that hole in the bag in your neck, which for nothing.

Wow. Fucking you're a fire. It looks good. You stink. I know. What's wrong with you? I'm not fine. Listen, I've been five for five up here. What do you want? No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Nobody was home and I took her and then we watched a little TV and then we started making out and then we started we started banging

Me too and Lesbian? No, the girl you pick her up. The lesbian wasn't home. The gay guy we were in the gay guys room who had cable and we were in his room And we were we were fucking and the lights were out and She heard vagina exploded. What did he do? I don't know. It's just blood Middle East turn all over the gay guy's bed. Oh fuck. So now, he's coming home in a fucking hour and a half.

He's got vagina. I mean, that's like kryptonite, the Superman. That's like a, that's garland to a vampire. What else is there? What else is there? What else is it like? You had to convince him that he tore up an asshole. I'll answer that.

Things come in threes. I wish this podcast didn't. So I had the, I was fucking panicking. And I had to kick her out and I had to clean all the fucking blood up. And, you know, and the guy came home and I got trouble. But we all know when I had her clean it. So, what, so your three two is that a woman you have sex with had a her period. Yeah, well, no, not a period.

It's something happened over a giant. You tore it up. But there was something wrong with a vagina. She didn't tell me. Thanks for saying. I don't know. It's not a me too though. That's not a me too.

That's just a thing that I need to do a gay guy. Oh, and then I blew the the gay guy made me blow him for the sheets. You two. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I didn't get to the historic side track. Yeah, I had to say the second dick for the sheets. So there was two blobs in the room.

The what? Nothing. Wow. I mean, two sheep are bad. I have. I have. You just have a bad knife. I listen.

I have a bad knife. Can I have something though. I have a job. Can I ask something though? Seriously, Keith. Yeah. If somebody wanted to get anybody and you had 36, 40 years to do it, you could go back into the high school days. You could go back in.

You could get them legitimately. Just not legitimately. I'm done. I'm talking about the, in the public eye, get your job taken away, all the neighbors thinking your nassau, just your social media done, respect, have your family attacked. I mean, I think anybody could, any guy, if it goes down to women feeling like I was uncomfortable

when that happened, then it's like, yeah, yeah, we were going to be. I mean, I think we've all done fucked up shit in the past. But if there's also, why don't we just say a group sorry right now? So we can use this podcast. I'm gonna look, I've already apologized. I already sent it out there. We'll do it. One, two, three. One, two, three.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I have. Let me stand by my ribs. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I stand by my ribs. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna be you're just I'm not gonna be daughters is a born in me for sure you have nothing you have nobody you have no responsibility in your life nothing I know he does what just got a brick patty

all in he's got it's right I do a brick patio and nice back your keeps it nice yeah it's a responsibility it's not a responsibility if they took everything away for me I'd be like you can't work anymore. I'd part of me be like, I was already kind of planning that anyway. I'm gonna get out of here and see the world a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he really does, he can just, he can take off for six months and just...

Yeah, if I were Louis, that's where I would've done. Fucking travel around Africa for a while, see some shit. That's what I love. And then come back a year later. Why not? He wasn't there for nine months. He went away for all, he went all over for nine while. He did. He did. That's what I learned. And then come back a year later. Why not? He wasn't there for nine months. He went away for all. He went all over for nine months. Why would you go all the way to Africa?

We think he's sad. There's no talent. No, Thailand. Go to somewhere interesting over your hotel. Yeah. I'm a black joke. No. It was a geographical joke.

Boss makes these jokes that are funny. He can't stand by him because he's afraid of him. I'm scared. I'm running scared. You're scared. You are scared. I'm what a clean The only thing I'm what is is It is aging out in this business the only thing I'm I don't know how you've managed I was talking about you today. We're like he's fucking how old is he 60? You live like a fucking 47 year old. It's crazy. Who's I talking about today? So Gore maybe someone like that, but it was like,

what the fuck? I was talkin' to Quinn about that today. Like Voss, I don't understand. Like I know that people, I don't care that all these people is selling out and fuckin' all the, making millions. I don't understand, I've seen Voss. Voss has been doin' it forever. He should be selling out.

The clubs that he works should just be packed. If you're a comedy fan and you're not, selling out the clubs that he works should just be packed. Yeah. If you're a comedy fan and you're not, if Keith or him or me are playing somewhere and it doesn't sell out, you're garbage. I don't understand it. You'll go see these fucking people that are good but it's not, he's fucking hilarious.

Thank you. I mean fucking hilarious. All right, what are you yelling at me? hilarious. Thank you. I mean fucking hilarious. All right, what are you yelling at me? I never said no, I just had eight of them. No, I don't know. It's here, sir thing. When you're, I see comics, my, I know what you mean by aging out.

Go ahead. But I see them, but the problem is, they don't try to stay relevant. They don't keep writing and coming up with new ideas and making a real deal. Got to know who Cardi B is. You know, you just got to keep doing that. Yeah, but my point is is that I don't understand why you if people like

comedy so much that you should be selling out. Well, you got to blame some of the clubs too for the way they promote. No, yes, no, no, no, I blame the fans. I blame the fans. I work the fucking club. It's thousands of people that know you. Everybody who knows Ari knows you Everybody knows fucking little Kevin not little Kevin like like Billy bird. They know you people who know Norton No you people know me know you should be selling out all you should be selling out. You should be selling out That's it maybe something I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm going on stage and doing what I'm supposed to do What's vast doing wrong?

Alexia, what is Vos doing wrong? Alexia is no YM. He's serious. Alexia doesn't know what I'm saying. I just said that. I just said Alexia. He actually wrote it for. Kind of the fat.

For the S's. Three letters. Here's what I'm doing wrong. or kind of the fat. Yeah, uh, uh, three letters. Three letters. Here's what I'm doing wrong. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not, uh, very savvy when it comes to social media. No, you still look at it. Kid Chris is a fucking radio guy to help promote your show.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that's why I said either. He's not even on social media. Dan Soder has no social media. Michael Chaz has no nothing. Michael Chaz has said. All right, whatever. So have to take him out dance sodas on a radio every day He's not throwing out either though. Well, I don't know he's not complaints about it. Yeah, I know listen Who knows what it is?

All say knows when I go to the club. I do what I'm supposed to do. What is that? be funny Be fucking funny that people don't leave upset. They have a good show. I do a lot. I do the time or more. And I fucking destroy. And he destroys and key destroys.

What are you doing? What are you doing? He's just shifting the Instagram. Who is that? It's Bill Cosby all jacks. How does he show it to the camera? That's funny. It looks good too.

Let's take good photo show. That roast should have blown me the fuck out of you. I explain that to me. How does that roast not fucking? How does 100,000 people not buy that roast? Oh, because no one buys comedy anymore. They get it from streaming for free or on TV. So that's number one. The $5 model is gone. It's gone. Yeah. Well, it's already done.

Yeah. It honestly was only there for Louis at one time. Because Gaffigan, Rogan, Ami, a lot of people tried it. And it just wasn't. It wasn't the first to it anymore. So here's to King. We tapped all of them. So just give them our fans.

Seven bucks a month, you get every Netflix special of all time. Or for $5, you get this guy's one special. So just give your special away and become become famous maybe put it into like five parts on YouTube and you get the money from that you know first you don't break up a lot yeah no and second of all I do we hit we hit at the last we uh... we hit our market uh..., no, yesterday, Bonnie did Birch podcast and Joey Diaz's. So that's a whole different market, then. I'm Joey.

Den-R, Den-R. Oh, yeah, it's a different market. It's a different market. If she was able to do fucking Rogan, that roasts would blow up. Did she get on Rogan? No, why? I have no idea.

And he's a fan of hers or he was. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe he's busy. Then again, he has fucking scientists on. So he's a fan of hers or he was. I don't know who knows. Maybe he's busy. Then again, he has fucking scientists on. You know, yeah. So he's a busy fucking guy. I don't fucking know. I know when I was in LA, he put me on twice, you know, but who the fuck knows? But she's doing some other lady's podcast. That's real big. Ask. What's the other lady is real big? No, she's a big guy. Is that him and a nutshell?

Something, these people are talking who? Oh, oh, yeah. About what? About what? Some big lady. She's being corolled. She's not that big, but she's, she's, she's, she's decent. She's pretty big.

Uh, Alison Rosen. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, she's got like her. And the other thing is, that's not our fan base. So if that rose, she's going out to other fan bases, that's how you do. Let me ask you a question. Do you think New York comedy, I mean, I think, is done?

No. No, because the best comics come out of New York. Who? Who? Yeah, right now, right now, all the comics that are successful are from LA. All the comics that are hitting it, selling out and doing well and getting special.

What did you say from LA? What do you mean from LA? No, no, no, no, no, no, not from LA originally. I'm not talking to origins. I'm talking about from LA. No, LA comment right now. The comments are hitting it. So like Bill Burzen, LA comment, your saying?

He's, well, he's already, I see a woman. No, but the comments that are hitting it are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, I've been here for five, six years. You're an out of, they're broken. Six years. Doesn't matter. You're an out of, years. I'm a man. You're an out you're a Burr a fucking your arm. You're almost a New York Bobby der Rogen comics who are here, but you're not yet

Like next year Michelle Wolf Michelle Wolf I'm gonna make you fucking show up in Schumer. I do like this. No, you don't do it like that. We need to hear you You got Michelle Wolf He just turned your mic up dumb dumb Fuck that shit It worked well I did, didn't it?

No, it's not It's Zach is the shit You got Michelle Wolf Put your fucking Amy, yeah Amy, shoot Shoe, rumor Shoe, stir

She understand I'm saying Okay, who else? Michael, Jay, motherfucker That's it Pete Davidson You keep saying I'm Pete Davidson No, no, no, no Pete's not doing's not. He's not a standup here.

He's not a special. And Michelle had watched. She had a special. Amy hasn't a special years. Amy has special. She had a special two years ago. That's two years ago. Long time. She made it here. Stupid. And if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. I wrote that. You were wrong. Just say you were wrong. I'm not saying. He's a contrarian. He likes to go to the right. I'm trying to think what you're saying here and who's the comment. The LA are Rogan comics. Yeah, that's a true. It's all Rogan comics. Bobby. The Rogan comics you're hitting in LA. I think you're right. Yeah, that's a true. It's all broken. Bobby the Rogan comics. You're hitting an LA. I think you're right. Yeah, it's not LA comics. It's just Rogan. It's Rogan. No, no, no, Joey. What's the thing?

Coi? Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, he was hit, hit it 10 and five minutes. He's got a people to the Philippines. Philippino's fucking come on. You can't go. He's hit her here. A people, a people. He's hit it here. A a people Louis CK hit it Gaffigan I think gaffigan was a Patrice Gaffigan Joraldo I'll go one's fucking college from saying fucking You know Card attack Colin Norton. Yeah, Norton's a good

Yeah, Norton. Yeah, Norton But Norton hasn't put out a special in a couple of years. That on him. Yeah, when last year Yeah, but you don't have to put it. He still sells out He still so it's not selling out anymore. Are you crazy. Show me the worst. And I hate it. Why do you let him in here? He's the number one show in the network. Hundreds of thousands of people. I was just in Winnipeg. Everybody after the show was like,

Bobby, good job. T-t-t-t-t. Ugh, that guy, that's how he talks. I know, I block him. It's not a guy, it's Jim. If anybody goes tis-tis, I block him. No, I don't lie. Don't block him. They just be funny. Different idiots. It's not a guy. It's Jim if anybody goes tis-tis I block them Different idiot I report them to Twitter. I try to go to old tweets and find something violent and then try to get them Throwing off not just blocked throwing off their

Have you ever have every report somebody and you see that they got tossed off and it's probably cuz of you Yeah, for sure. Oh, it's the best. It's a better than like I'll fucking kill you. I'm like, you fucked up I Got thrown off for this shit. You better deal with it. I want to I want to write sorry, motherfucker. You're about to go. No, there's there's only a handful of LA commissar to really. Bert and Bert. Bert. Tom's a bird. Again. Vaughn was Vaughn. What's the deal? The deal bond. The deal bond is killing it.

Yeah, but he was Eliza. Eliza put that in special year. Alay Wong. Alay Wong from New York. That's what she said. Alay Wong. Alay Wong from New York. That's what she said.

Alay. Alay. All right. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can up. Sorry, motion. I'm not sure. I mean, there's a lot. Natasha, L.A. is fucking murdering right now. L.A. is murdering right now. Used to be murdering. They're murdering. They're murdering. And they're not murdering like just overall.

They're murdering. But think about it though. Before Rogan, Rogan is the ONA, if not bigger. Yeah, if not way bigger. I said that for you guys to say that. So don't look at me like I wasn't setting you up. I think Rogan's worse than Luis Ike. I feel uncomfortable when he goes up on a stage.

Me too. I think he should be banish. I'm gonna say this. Fuck Rogan. Oh yeah. I want to fight Rogan. Yes. Left side only. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. All comedy and then the comedy store got big and that drove Silverman there's more industry to an LA. Yeah, who's the guy runs it? The comedy Adam Adam fucking switched everything else animals a good room here. Hannibal to go here He's killing it, but I don't see him. He's not really I don't see it I'm just so that fucking killing He just Johnny And you got a count He got a count of head of a Nicky Clayton. Nicky Clayton.

What's your name? What's your name? My mother fucker. I'll fight you right now bitch. Oh, what's your name? What's up? Hey. I'm not trying to give you this slap

Bob. Just a sandwich. Double it's dollars. Nicky Clayton. She's from Kansas City but No, but she's in New York, come here. She's New York You know, there's look, you know, there's fucking Boston was hot at one time. They weren't killing on TV But they were the best comics in the country at one time the Boston comics. Yeah, when Kenny Roger Sinister

Everyone talks about sweetie fuck. No, I never heard one of his jokes Where was New York? Everyone talks about Sweeney. Fuck, no, I've never heard one of his jokes. Fuck that guy. What's New York's way? Any audition was fucking... I know what I like about him. Hang on, man.

Why did no one ever hear about this? You're saying, never let Boston, they were making so much money up there. They didn't see the big picture. I'll tell you why, that I actually asked. They didn't see the picture. I asked Tony V.Y. Yeah.

Why did you got... And they were like, it's actually... We're making so much money here. They built it. He goes, there was no clubs here. There was no comedy here. We built it. We started this community. We made it so big that we were making so much money that we could just stay here. And we didn't need to go anywhere.

And it's like, fucking, we're not going to leave. There were three. So why are we going to leave? Here's why to test your shit against the best comics in the world, not just in Boston local reference. No, Kenny. You're wrong because I'll tell you why because they were they were going to Boston comics instead of going to New York, go to Boston, Bobcat, Janine, all these people going straight there. Stephen Wright, Stephen Wright, Stephen Wright, Stephen Wright, Stephen was from there. But they were going there. And then Hollywood was like, fuck it.

We're going to Boston. And they didn't take the guys who started it. That's why they were like, fuck you. Because they took a Graffalo, they took Bobcat, they took Stephen Wright, they'll take them. Graffalo moved to LA. Now they said, they said, they went there and they said Stephen Wright they'll take the gruffalo move to L.A. No, they said they said they went there and they said we like you and you and you and they didn't like the founders of it So that's why after that they were like fuck you when New York comics would come like Quinn Yeah, they would just all them go up in front of him barium

Yeah, they had three comedy clubs on one block there nicks the comedy connection and duck soup on one block, they had Nick's, the comedy connection, and Duck Soup, on one fucking... Four. Well, Dictority's comedy vault across the street. You could literally do... I think is what he said, or he said they were to make guys in Boston. And that was that problem. Yeah.

Well, I know a lot of guys in different scenes that are like, it's San Diego comics. So like, I'm doing well here. Why would I go to LA and have to start over a little bit? But the good ones all did that. They started over a little bit, but the good ones all did that They started over a little bit. They were killing and making money there and they'll also the acts were very regional So guys like Tony V who actually isn't regional he can go anywhere in the world Kevin Knox he could have won anywhere. What did Ken Knox he died?

Oh good excuse Kenny Rogers and could have won anywhere and he did work the road. Yeah, he did. He worked the road and he went to LA too. I think any any any start. No, he started. Who knows? Well, let me clock went to LA had his own sitcom.

Yeah, he had his own show. I mean, he popped Dennis Leary. Yeah, he popped. Dennis Leary is the only one that you actually think cook. I actually like no. Yeah, yeah. There's Bob Marley. They cook in. In cook. They cook it. No, they're hitting it here.

New York. Not but not he did. He was living in Boston. We all came down here one night. He did a showcase Barry. So I'm he was it wasn't like he was. He got a spray commercial when he was in Boston. He was murdering in Boston. He craved. No one knew it was me. It was me, burp, a tree. No, I give a fuck. I need you. I can't. Any one of you. Nobody care. Bob Molley was in a Rhode Island comic or a main main one second boss. What you mean

mug me again bitch? I'm gonna hit you on your left side. You understand which ones will listen to I Mean but by morally only hit it in Maine. Yeah, right. He sells out Maine every week Well, but my Lee I taught he actually had he had so much money so many development deals in LA He bought a ton of real estate and then went you know what? I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah, I don't want I'd rather just go back to Maine He sold all his shit but a big ass house and he tours at places. That's a different story. That's where he gave it. He said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Fucking the cable guy he's so arid he didn't he didn't do TV look at fucking What do you call Larry the cable guy stop it stop it stop it Karen Just to be what Larry the cable guy called into radio every day every day every day

Which is same shit as TV. Yeah, yeah, right. Necaritan was selling out his act You don't know, but he was selling out theaters. He was a Bob and Tom act. He was selling radio. Radio. Yeah, there was, but they weren't LA acts. Yeah, there were. There's a few that hits without it. You know, Tim Wilson was selling out everywhere.

I'm just saying LA, I think is killing it right now. LA is killing right now. There is a weird subculture of comedians that we don't know about that sell out in their weird markets. Killer bees. Yes. There was a hit on lineups This is southern comic. Yeah, I don't even know man. What? He just got fucking fuck disamming freeze love all of a sudden. What don't we know? You don't get it

What don't we get homes Kevin Hart was Kevin Hart was in New York, comic. Did you just say homes? Yeah, hey the biggest comic in history Kevin Hart was in New York, the. Did you just say Holmes? Yeah. Hey, the biggest comic in history, Kevin Hart was in New York, the biggest comic in history. Yes, he is. He is. Yes, he is. No one sold more to his head.

He's hitting the table with your little hands. No one has sold more to his head. There's currently nothing to table out of place. Sorry. Sorry. No one sold more. Chris Schrock. Chris Schrock, Dave Chappelle, all New York.

Been a long time. Yeah, but I'm saying now. I'm saying the next pop right now is LA. No, nobody's done all time. Can you smash those out of a smash? I already broke the, I already smashed some dent in LA. What? No, all time commerce aren't now.

Well, Bill Burzer now. You think Bill Burzer. I mean, is he a New York comic York comic or LA think he's LA. He's been there for 20 years Bill burrs a hack He's a angry hack Yeah, I wonder all time greats from from LA all time cosby Where was he? He's not L.A. Philadelphia. No, I feel like. All time. That's where he's standing. He's a

fili comic. That's why you know, it's not surprising what happened. All time. Great fucking no prior. Yeah, he was Vegas and then L.A. He made it big in L.A. L.A. Sam Kinnison. L.A. L.A. Dice. Dice made it big. Dice is sold off a big X made a big You know, Dice all time. Dice is so the top of the Greenish is not all he's in the fucking he's in the movie. Reena he's in one of the biggest

movies out right now. He's in a He's off the But he's in a place Thanos, right? He said, oh, he's Captain America suck my deck. Oh, I am man. Gucci Gucci. Oh Captain America suck my dick. Oh I am man. Gucci Gucci. Go. He's a fucking shit all over you. He's in a star is born. You fucking he's in a star

It's gonna be the biggest movie with the He's first of all he says he's in the biggest movie right now. Yeah, he realized it's not out because he's an asshole. It comes out Friday. Oh, you don't even know how is it the biggest movie? He's just going to be, but you don't know. Yes, you can tell. It's not really big movie. It's going to be the talk about. It's not even an action movie. It's just a fucking. It's going to be a great movie because Lady Gaga's in it. And she has a big fan base. I like her. What do you have in the movie? You're in the trailer.

Put your foot down. Are you a little monster? We have it out. Oh, you know what that is. Yes. What is it whenever fans? How you really do like it? No, I just like I like the trailer. Boss is a queer Yes, so You know, are you gonna shame me now? You're gonna bleed on my bed? Oh? We got two bloody pins on this. I cast it. I think I think it's I think it's

a little shame. I'm over. I met a girl in Texas one. We just need a new thing here. A new tough crowd. A new it's not it's not open anything or whatever's remnants of that.

Big change. A new big thing. Big J's doing well. Plac is for people. You think maybe it's the skankfest? How have I done? Maybe skankfest. That's once a year is the problem with that. Yeah. But like, yeah, what is the platform to launch people? Not a platform. We need a platform.

A platform like this tonight. Here's a platform. We got to wait to all of this over and the platform is when guys are real again. What do you mean? When everybody can say what they say? People stop listening to your boss and start actually doing the other one. Yeah. Oh, shit. I didn't get it. What? Like what boss? You're literally saying the opposite of what your boss said. What? When people couldn't do what they wanted to do. Yeah, but people are saying you shouldn't do those jokes anymore. Yeah, but when they start saying, we don't care about that anymore.

Actually, go ahead and say them again. Then I'll come back to New York. That's when New York would be big again. When the fuck are we going to do that? I've been doing it. But you know what? I think you don't have some slick shit. I haven't figured it out yet.

How's that Negroed? I'm trying to see what you're done. You're done some real slippery shit. You know what he is? He's a double agent. Yeah. Yeah, he is. He is. Yes.

And I'll go to LA. How's fucking New York coming? Yeah, he does. I bet he has a pair of bongos in his fucking trunk that he brings out that leg. How's fucking New York coming? Yeah, he does. I bet he has impaired bongos in his fucking trunk that he brings out that like. He's just a gay man. He just assholes in New York. Anybody want to go to a hike?

I was talking to Tom Sagarra today. You have a fucking name dropper. Yeah. About you. About you. Thank you. Was it nice? Oh good.

Yeah, Joe, was it on the podcast? No, no, no. I'm a nice? Oh good. Yeah, Joe. Was it on the podcast? No, no, no. No, I'm recorded. Joe, I'm glad you didn't have Bonnie on. That was a good move. Um, no, because that rose to mean. She's too crashed. She's too crashed and that rose was mean.

And Vos, you know, I don't think he's the, he would, he would fuck up your brand. He would. Yeah. I like how now they're like, we like people being nice. That's what we want. We just want everyone to be kind to each other. And if you're not one of those people, brand he would yeah I like how now they're like we like people being nice that's what we want we just want everyone to be kind to each other and if you're not one of those people we will do everything we can to shut you the fuck down it really isn't weird sharp problem we're not kind well it's a weird thing is that they

the liberal the whole liberal thing is love and kindness and all together but they screaming yell like take that away and fucking delete them and block them. If they don't fucking believe, well, yeah, I fucking believe them. I even do anything wrong. Agreed. Exactly. They're going after each other. How dare you not say that what you thought Roseanne knew was a black person. How dare you say it was different than we thought it was. Yeah. How dare you say Louis should be able to come back to the comedy seller. You see say Louis should be able to come back to the comedy seller.

You think Louis should be able to come back? Yes, I do. What about you? What about you? What about you? Around the mic, too. Well, you guys stop being out. Just brush your teeth. How's that?

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You're petrified. I mean, you wouldn't give us names on Facebook? I don't know them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I'm on your door. I swear on all three. You know, I swear on all three. No, because he knows who I'm talking about in general. I swear on all two you know I

Know cuz you know what I'm talking about In general, I see things I see not like anything Listen if I you do when you look you look at it the comment you see you the name You know, but you don't remember it you go You're reading so many of them you think he go Bonnie read this yeah, oh cuz Bonnie isn't go on Facebook She's on Instagram and and and Twitter. I'm on Facebook. I can't stand them So there she's it's great. Yes Responsibility

Kids English All right, we'll wrap it up. Let's fucking wrap this shit up. Oh, that's done. What do you mean no? What do you want to talk about? You won't give us names. You won't even fucking throw us out toys out. You can't add to the judo name, man.

You don't need times I've thrown his fucking out toys in the garbage, emptied them out, spit on them, put water on them, because that's funny. And then put it out. That's right. Because you mean, Hey, one time Lewis was outside, Gomez was outside with the thing of out toys open. Just holding him in front of me talking and I'm

in front of the seller where I'm like this is the exact place and I waited for like 30 seconds I'm like I don't know this guy that well but I'm like he still has it out and then I was like now I got to I just smack him up in there yeah but then he goes dude there's three Xanix in there we got our hands and knees looking around trying to find the drugs that were on the street. Speaking of Lewis, I'm working side splitters with him this weekend. He's doing the early show headlining Saturday and Sunday. I'm doing we're both where he's meddling for me. Thursday Friday and Saturday side splitters. Next week, what do you got

Vos? You want to go first? Is that a commercial? No, we're done. We're wrapping it up. This Friday I'm met governors then Saturday McGuire's and I also got a casino in St. Louis. It's all on my website, rich boss. Rich Boss dot com. And come and sell Las Vegas November. No, look at that website. Well, November 7th, he's out there. Again, November 7th, starting for the week, comedy sell Las Vegas.

Go to rich boss dot com. Good. For his. It's pretty badoss.com. That's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. What the fuck going to the main page? That page is bad. They're counting pages. What's your only, what's your fucking

name is written on the table? Don't yell. Let's see it. Oh yeah. It looks like you made it yourself. That's Ariel. Like, like, in school. I did.

I'm going to make a website. Oh, I hope he has seen it. Look at the curtain, guys. That's that's creaking the cave curtain. No, it isn't it's from the Stretch factory when I I shot something there there What are you supposed to be in space? No? What's that backdrop? I have Becky take the picture next time What's that have Becky? She's a great. All right. I enough already leave me alone what's that? She's a bit of a serious person. I'm not for ready.

Leave me alone. Go to his website. Do you have a website? No, so go on. Go on, have a website. I don't even have one. This is the fucking enigma of this guy. And then now you call him that?

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Boss, right at the end comes true He always comes true I believe go like I remember I had it. I had about you. I had no you know, you don't fucking do the road You never you never had no road now you doubt you don't remember like I've been in this bit is for long I love did the road in 80s and 90s and I, you know, then I do whatever I do now. And now you're on the front. And I still make a lot of money.

I know, but because you, your friends, your friends, you know, no, no, no, no, no. They're friends with me and Wanda. They're friends with me. Doesn't matter. Understand that. They're friends. I don't join circles.

I make circles. Damn. Okay, yeah, yeah. It's circles. I make circles. Damn. Yeah, he is circles. First of all, you were friends with Dane. You were friends with Leary. Okay. And all my friends were drinking down. I was friends with the Hollywood.

I was friends with the Hollywood. I stole jokes and jerked off in front of people. I'm so drunk. I'm fucked. I really picked. I should just went with Keith. You should have won. God damn it. God damn it. I'm going to choke really picked. I should just went with Keith. You should have won. God damn it.

God damn it. I'm gonna talk to you under my wing. I would have loved it. And help you out. Yeah, he said wing because there's only one working. Look, I gotta go. I would have gone with the chicken thing with, with, with, I would have went, is that how you went broke by having Bob under it?

Oh, well, I don't know. I would have went with a different ways. Yeah. This is really bad. I know. it. Oh, well, we'll go on with a different ways. Yeah, this is really bad. I know how the LA deserves to be the funny deserves what they have. We stake. What do you get? I

read besides everything. I have a special on Netflix right now called double negative. Two parts special. Yeah, there you go. And, you know, oh, I'm doing a story telling show at the comedy seller itself on I'm not damn. Why is that a website any better?

Why did I do this? This Saturday, everybody, I don't like to promote that that much. Why do you do this? Why is it another better? It's filled with good stuff. I mean, size of fact, it's filled with better stuff, but look at it, look at his tour dates, and look at Vos's. I booked on next fucking April. But I know. look at Vos's I Bucks on next fucking April

He said we bosses working crack a barrels. Oh Okay, so that get on the waiting list. I have a special you shall watch my special so you can get in fucking get tickets earlier Okay, story telling story telling show scary stories Okay, what are you doing story telling show scary stories? Well, how come I'm not on it? You did the last one didn't you in in Montreal? I was in a July. Yeah, but I mean what the fuck is different country? Do you have a scary story? Fuck yeah? Oh, I have a scary one. Yeah, that was a scary story to you have about almost dying on a crack run Oh, I could what you got it? Fucking audition for you right now. I'm not doing it. Let us hear this here a story

I'm not gonna tell the story now Let me give the story away now now just tell us No, that'll show sold out Good, oh, he's doing crack and I almost died Why? That's all there is to say. Alright, so just, I mean, Ari doesn't need any, for you to go to anything. I mean, I don't know. You don't have any European listeners, do you?

I'm doing a European tour. Yeah, we do have some. Yeah. Well, stop shit, not as far as I can. Hey, why are you on that? Why don't we, I do have European listeners. Really? Yeah.

Alright, well, I'll be in Europe. Check on my site, Ari. Shaffir.com. Why don't we, why don't all four of us do a tour together? You know what I'm going to do? That's a great idea. Let's call it take the pay cut. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha copy your satinity. Yeah, but that might say. Try to get your agent to copy those dates too. Try to get an agent.

I got to get an agent first. I got you the agents. I keep you guys nothing. You always got something wrong. You got nothing. What do you got? I always got something. That is just what it is. Trust me.

When I say always got something, believe that. What do you got? Believe it. He's got stuff in the mix and the got something to leave that. What do you got? Leave it. He's got stuff in the mix and the pot, stuff's cooking. What? I'm always, can you smell what the rock is cooking daddy? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I always got something going on.

Can you do an impression of Bill Cosby dodging the rape questions? Yes. OK, let's hear it. All right, man. Mr. Cosby These allegations are brought up against you. Would you have anything say to me? The Crabby the sturdy a woman that have accused you of sexual assault rape. What do you have to say to these women?

I got nothing for that one Mike what do you got? I've got nothing coming up, honestly. All right, what do you get? Love them. My Instagram's at human places. The ease of three. Yo, I got my Instagram back. I got a stolen. I got it back again.

Who stole it from me? How did you get it stolen? It lives in the hood. They take anything there. Who stole it from me? Somebody took my Instagram. How? They have that page and they took it.

They didn't hack it. You pushed the dumb button. You got an email. You put the pictures up of his password. You put the pictures up of his password. Something that you hit and put your shit in and they fucking took it. What do they do with it? They put up there with it.

What do they do? They just took it. Who got it back from you, Amy? What? I just started a new one on a different website. What is it? What's the name of it? What is it? Keep Robinson 438?

38 keep robbers in 438. Do you take the name they give you? What? Do you just take the name that they give you? No, no, yeah, I did Would you say oh yeah, no, that's a clean that he's Robinson He's the 438 keep the Robinson on Instagram. They're at idiot. So what I did But something else KWI superstar I did K. Daria is too late KWK for Robinson 438 That's what I like I'm playing those numbers some all I'm playing 438 tomorrow. I'm just being a gambling bet DSI Oh fuck DSI Exactly, exactly. Why I had to piss me off now Zach the new guy. All right, so go to Robert K. Live.com go to my patreon and become a member Did the said thing come out yet? No yours isn't as being edited now. I was my shed thing was it good

How did it not come on? I'm doing off your laptop man my shed thing was good. I know it was good It was a good one people like it because just the stories about Patrice and the back of the day. Yeah, but you really killed it. You always killed it. Yeah, of course it is. It was us what I do. Yeah, it is what you do.

You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I do. What's up? What do I smell? Oh, what's up with the rock? It's good. If you want to see Keith's live from the shed go to patreon.com says Robert Kelly become a member and it's up there for you.

Right now. Yeah. And my shit is on stars now. That's five. What is on stars? My specials on stars. Oh, back of the box. The starter with fucking comedy central. Yeah.

What's in that? Who Lou? That who Lou? Amazon. Netflix. Hey, the rounds. Yeah. went to that. Hulu that Hulu Amazon Netflix made the rounds. Yeah, I'm pretty cool. I don't know. They're whore mirror It's filled with all these networks. I can't I can't get I got to talk to somebody It's like my special was stars was on Comedy Central went to Netflix. Yeah, and then Netflix deal was up And I should have it should have went to Hulu or

Somewhere, yeah, and they didn't fucking Now Netflix deal on go up they get puted you know Zomba dumb dumb They voted They voted wow people This one is you cancel You know, but it's like it's just leave it there like nah it's canceled They could have literally just kept it forever do nothing don't even do the coding to get it off there

Yeah, leave it and let it be there. We're gonna take it Effort to have less confidence I had to go the host like he goes guys got a great special at Netflix. I go it's not on there anymore As I'm as I'm going to the stage. It's not on there They they had our movie was on there for two years and they only took off like eight things one year and our movie After they took off like eight things and our movie was one of them How do you not have any room? I know

Yeah, it's just digital space. You can buy it. And here's the thing is that it's said... Take a next-dirtle hard drive and keep the rest of it up there. I'll pay for it. I got it. I'll take care of the server. Ah, you fucked me.

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