Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Let's Be Yannis

Episode Date: December 23, 2013

Robert's annual Christmas episode returns with Dan Soder, Joe List, Luis J Gomez, Kelly Fastuca and Chris Scopo.   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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¿Por qué me encuentro en la defensa? Hay dos shows que están en la de diciembre, 30 de la mañana. I checked this out, YKWD fans. I got two shows coming up December 30th, Mount Erie Casino in the Polkonos, myself and the Nick DePolo, one show only. That's the 30th at Mount Erie Casino in the Polkonos. And then on the 31st, New Year's Eve, Rhode Island Connecticut, Massachusetts, and even New York, I will be at Mojigan's son, Casino, one show only, New Year's Eve.

So if you're looking for something to do, that's fun, cool. And you don't have to worry about driving home, yet your tickets now for Mohigan's son, get yourself a hotel room, and you know what, if they run out of rooms, sleep in the lobby, fall asleep at a blackjack table. Who gives a shit? It's a casino. So make sure you get your tickets now, go to Robert Kelly Live .com and get your tickets for December 30th at Mount Erie Casino with me and Nick

DeBolo and the Polkanos and the 31st New Year's Eve at Mohigan's son, me and a few other comedians are going to be kicking ass to bring in the New Year. So get your tickets today. Go to robberkellylive.com, click on the link or use my app my iPhone app to buy your tickets so Merry Christmas and a happy new year I go what and he goes yeah man I'm a big YKWD fan the guy doing the sound for the audition I was like well you're making me late for an episode. That's what I said it goes. Oh shit, man I go we're doing the Christmas episode he goes. Oh last year one was great

He's like you unless starting drink the guy was like a super fan. It was crazy Faggot Okay, well Wish you some very Merry Christmas As your heartbear around It's 3.25 and we haven't started That list is Nebysh And then Happy New Year Happy Hanukkah, Joe But not a Jew Newer Yeah, we're on hang on still no it's not BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAB Why'd you guys on? It's just us sitting down. Yeah. And sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's intense.

No topics of direction. But I love doing it. This podcast has no rules. Can I get a microphone? I'm sure I've already sent you their re-grab. It's rubber killing. You know what, dude? You know what, dude?

Don't want to dance! I'm just un-brighted, just a c- I can't stand it. I'm the greatest unrighted cast of my existence I've tried I've tried And welcome back to Sports Talk Radio This week we're talking to giants, we're talking NFC's We're talking to this

Losing 877266 is the rightest The Tri-Story areas Pre, Previous Sport Tag Radio Show, and the Mop Jerkle Throat. Today I'm gonna be talking about Kelly the Stukas Matt Titties, is Santa Real. If he was with Lewis Glollo,

you know I would bump. Ah! Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. That's Christmas, Merry Christmas. That's why Jews turned the show off without a belt here. Yeah! And for the event of the Jews, everyone celebrating Kwanzaa.

I hope you have a very Christmas Kwanzaa. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Lewis Gomez. Merry Christmas Bobby Kelly Happy Jesus birthday Dan soda birthday to Jesus Christ. Jonas, aka the truth, very fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Santa Claus. Wait.

It's Santa's birthday. No, Santa is, no, he's a saint that helps out on Jesus's birthday. But he's from Norway and I went to Norway and also I was at the Boston Marathon, Bob. You weren't a fucking survivor. You were a survivor. You weren't a survivor. You were a survivor. Holy MacGyver. I'm a survivor.

I'm the Lyrical Taxi Driver. Jesus. Cali Vastuka. Hey mate. Her tits look fucking wild. All right. She's got, she looks, Cali looks really good. Yay.

No, no, no, that's incorrect. Lewis is the same thing. That's completely incorrect. Her tits look amazing. She looks normal. Careful and fry, I am fed. Oh, come on, you're faithful to Kelly's fatidies. That's it. If my faithful you mean her tits I will come on ye Oh come you to see joy them, oh come let us do this Oh come they smell like feet, call big fat TV. Thanks guys. Come on yeast infection. What? Kelly. All right well listen everybody out there watching all five of you.

Another watcher right now. Yeah we had a hundred people watching. What? What? Do you remember the show? What? What? Welcome to what podcast? You know what? You know what? Dude. We uh, this is the very special uh, members only. What's regular's? He's run of the camera.

Skopo's got elf butt. No, it's not Skopo. He's his name. He's no name. He's got a Z-doh. Z-doh. He's got a Z-doh. He's got a Z-doh a midget but there's no name. He's gonna go really He looks like a Zedom same time, but don't forget about the naughty kids Waddling up to Bobby. I am But what about all the good white kids and you defense?

Don't worry, Bobby. This lay is ready. Kelly Kelly is ready to take it out Don't worry Bobby, the slay is ready. Kelly is ready to take it out. Kelly's Rudolph. Kelly's driving the whole fucking life. Stop us at the upper half of an elf, the bottom health of a reindeer. The bottom health. Oh, my name is Lewis J. I'm not good in the afternoon. My health is mushy. I think it was a decent joke with the word health in the middle of it. What are you gonna do? What can you do? You're not having it. Why do you have to take a shirt off again?

I like that little boy. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Whole little boy in a pool of water. There it is. Yeah. Give it to him. Merry Christmas. Feliz Navi.

I'm a bubba bubba. Let's lose that. Feliz Navi. That's why I'm playing trumpet. Feliz Navi. Bubba bubba bubba. Feliz Navi dot that's one point trumpet. At least Navi dot I want to wish you look at that chest look at that little bully look at that little belly you got What are you doing what is that oh? Oh, yeah flexing bro? Well, I want to say Merry Christmas to you guys. We made it another year the podcast is say Merry Christmas to you guys. We made it another year. The podcast is fucking that much better, that much bigger, but you know who's still here? The fucking the core. The group. The main elves.

Except for Yannis who's killing it Miami. Well, his Instagram is killing it Miami. Yannis was never core. He was here a few times. Let's be honest. Yannis is a role player. Let's be honest. Let's not be honest. Let's be honest. What are you talking about? Yeah, let's be honest. That's it I got my ass pussy clean. Oh look at me. I'm saying the N word very regularly But I don't say it as myself, but I can't say it out myself because I'm a Greek cyclops I don't say it as myself, but I can't say it out myself because I'm a Greek cyclops My Christmas president, he honest is a nice thing on the block. Yeah, he sticks and I never liked him on the show There you go. Joe's being honest Oh, I was being honest. Yeah, he's being honest. We do a segment called let's be honest

Let's be what it would segments. We don't do segments. What about the next segment? We should start doing segments on the show segment segment segment segment segment segment What we have a segment where we try new breath mint How about this idea some people should of me Dave Smith likes the idea. I think Louis loves it Maybe hates it. I can't remember it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I't matter. I love this. What is it? Scarf. Oh, Jesus. Ace. What does that mean? It's a web series or a sitcom. It could, I think it has life. I'll give you a move.

He's a sales, he sells scarves. And his name is Scarf Ace. Scarface. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our new segment calling my Uncle Pitches Show. Yes. I also have another commercial for Chevy. You know, you can, you can, you can't pass it, but you can go buy it.

Oh, we should use that. You know something, then, if you just went into Tony Montana where the fuck the guy's name is, selling scarfs and did you fucking silly character? It would have killed, and I would have been a fucking hero. But instead, instead of yes-standing me, you know and me, and now I'm fucking sad. You're the answer. That's what good friends do, Joe. Scarface is face is big and you're all no one's gonna be laughing when I make it

We have this segment let's see Kelly's Yeah And scope is ass And scope is ass get some of the baby oil on it what what? Which is more nipples scopeos ass or Kelly's tits watch sitting in the middle so you look it doesn't look like an odd fucking Camera in the middle. Yeah, use them. I think you should lay down a little bit over this way So you want to lie down at one 12 camera. All right, they go. That's good right there stay right there because he's a real

Vibre a little bit Use the same mic though. Use the same mic. Cause it's got tinsel on it. Yeah, you got tinsel on it. Yeah, and a little ball on the end, a little green bag. There you go. There you go. They look like a hero.

You get the hero shot. You alright right now? Do you feel better? Yes I'm high. You're always high. I'm not always high. There you are always high. I take weeks off at a time.

No you don't. Yeah do. You are high when you help me move. It's high. Why do you put a lot of things? It's too much to love. high when you help me move. It's dry. Why do you put, I might have had a lot of things. It's too much to lie about. But when you were, you were knowing to me. You were high when you helped me,

who, all your people. Get that real thing. You were a guy. You can't just see that. I was just that B&H photo for a little while. Yeah. What are you doing? Something such a hassle.

That B&H photo is like another planet. Jupiter. Yeah. That's good. Why don't you put your hands on guys? I mean everybody is a hat. It's called headphones and I'm wearing mine. No you have a hat. Give them his hat, Kelly. Yeah. Put your hat on. You're a reindeer. Why do I have the Jew thing on it? Because Jesus. Someone's got a representative. He's exited. There you go. I love that you gave don't you gave Lewis the porter

One the Puerto Rican Christmas All right, so here we go What I use a couple that's a good acidic dude go to the fucking three shot, right someone wrote a text today I can't wait I can't wait to I can't wait to listen to show a Scopo smashes Robert in the face for yelling at him about a fucking two shot. Oh, Zito. Yeah, Zito. All right, so here we are, guys, it's Christmas. It's, it's the Christmas. It's like two weeks away. dummy shot. Oh, Jesus Christ. I hope you never make it. It's

hope it's gonna happen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Lewis is a gonomagget. Lewis is a gonomagget. Lewis is a gonomake get Lewis is a gonomake get Lewis is it. All right. Wow. Let's get back to the scopo Lewis thing They just made my jeans tight That's all the sodas I Can't understand how much he looks like an elf already. Like without the hat. They're not like an elf. Yeah, you do. I'm tall.

No, you don't look at you. You don't have to hide him enough, but you have the face of a kid. You do it, or by God. Like, you should make baseball bats. That's all you do. Yeah. Maybe I'll make him in.

Santa. Maybe I'll make him in. Hit you with him. Santa, I made all the wooden trains. Anything you need help with? Facking elf, south-blasting elf? Yeah, Lewis is the elf that works in the bar. Yeah, I make license plates. No, Lewis is the one that... Lewis cuts down the trees for all the other elves. Now that one sucked. I got the band-in. Scope, are you leaving finally? What are you doing, Scope?

I'm just walking the catcher. Oh! Where is water over there? Oh! Give it up to Scope of fucking Peducin. So we are a year in. This is our second annual. What is it called again, Joe, that you started?

The Yankee Swap. We have a Yankee Swap. Yeah, baby. The Yankee Swap, we're going to... soon uh... where every explain the the process I know secret Santa but this is your thing that you started this is this is this is the I did not invent the Yankee swap I would have made it the red sock swap how you doing folks world champion Boston right all right anyways uh... so we we all brought in a gift and unidentified a gift uh... had to be amount under $10 I spent 75 on mine but whatever um, so then we all draw numbers one through one two three six right six shows we draw one through six whoever gets number one

we put all the gifts on the table whoever gets number one chooses whatever gift looks good to them they open it that is then their their gift for the time being. Right. Then whoever has number two goes, they open their gift. They have the choice of number one's gift or their own gift. Number three goes, they have the choice of number one, number two, number three. At the very end, number one, he got, it seems like he is the worst number, but he does the best number. Right. Because number one gets final pick over. And I won number one last time. That's right.

And I got on I chose what? The dick bottle opener. The dick. I was bummed out because I bought that in Montreal and wanted to have it get it back. So I could bring it to my family. Well, Cardi, I have the joke twice. Which is weird. But yes.

Yeah. Yeah. I have a weird family. So anyways, the higher numbers are good, and the number one is the best. Right, number one is number two you fucked. Number two you fucked. Yeah, okay, great. Why not you have a good two?

So here's a deal, we all got presents. Now, I don't understand, what do you do? So you pass out the numbers, right? I pick the numbers, and then we don't tell anyone, it's really fun that everyone's like this. Ah! So explain this, so what are you doing? You got to get all hard we got to get all the gifts on the paper

It's world series tickets. No, it's not because the world series already passed you They can't determine tickets until they know World Series game the world series of poker tickets. Yeah, I've watched a world series game Yeah, I've watched the World Series game. I'm not trying to insult you. I just can't imagine you watching. I'm getting scuffle and I'm getting scuffle in on the Christmas special.

But we do have to put on a gift from the... Zedos! Zedos! We need to... We have to put on the gifts on the table again. I don't know, it's gonna block some shots. Can we call them big Zedos? It's a little more appropriate.

That's fine by me. What do you show angry for? What the fuck? What is that? What is that what is this? Scopus and angry dudely. No, he just went fine by me. What about it's not funny or? I don't know what Zito means Charm, no, that's not it. No, that's not it. Zito was Barry Zito. Zito was a Trisito the comic Barry Zito. I'm a Chris Zito. I call it Chris eat it this morning. You can have a zero hair. Yeah, I'll take Barry's

Edo, yeah, but why do you have a rabbit cocaine problem that stops your curveball from being effective? No, okay? I think we need to work on Chris Edo's Tone his tone is off. He's very like a sick Jew in Cognito. I know Kelly. Chris Miss Heidi Are you angry lately? I'm not, I'm not angry. Do you not, do you hate, uh, Lewis? I don't hate Lewis. Look at me, do you not like Lewis?

No, I like Lewis. Well, because I mean, if anybody should be mad, Lewis should be mad at you for what you did to his wife. Yeah, well, what did you do to his wife? I'm gonna tell you what he did. No, he did. What? Stop it.

What the fuck is wrong with you? It's Christmas. I know, why would you rate my girl on Christmas? It's not love yourself of Mary little Christmas and rape each us in your car. You wonder why she wants to fucking divorce you when she listens to the show. We're not even married. Yeah, but you kind of married. You're Puerto Rican married. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are living together. Yes, at a Puerto Rican wedding, which is a baby. Yeah.

Yeah. Puerto Rican wedding. So, uh, so you, the, the scopo, first of all, you look, scopo's a good guy. He's reliable. He's dependable. He's, I'm one of the nice, one of the, one of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Toyota one of the good gas mileage I am good highway my wife. He's a year of XM serious with him. He's a stand-up guy. Okay. Yeah a lot of stand-up lot of space That was great. I was it that was great. He's a great enough. It is was better He's had not a stand-up comedy guy. Oh, I didn't hear that. I was a good one. I thought a lot of truck space was pretty It was a good one. You're fucking sensitive. I spaces, pretty much. It was a good one, your fucking sensitive twon- I'm not sensitive, you fucking dismissed in what it is, dumb joe. I said that was a good one, but that one was good too. All right, there were all good ones.

I'm gonna set up, you fucking reindeer. I can't hear, because I got dumb reindeer ears in my fucking thing. Drain beers. Welcome to a Boston Christmas. I had a reindeer when I was in Norway. Well, you fucking didn't say it loud enough, you fucking clock sucker. When I was in Norway, I ate reindeer, when I was at Norway. What you fucking didn't say it loud enough you fucking clock second.

When I was in Norway I ate reindeer when I was at the marathon a bomb went off. Well you stopped with the fuck you weren't at the marathon you were 10 miles away at a bar Having fucking clam Chad a kid. I was that I was one mile away and I'm still fucked up over it. Anyways, you're not fucked up. Even the people that got legs taken off aren't fucked up. They've gotten over it. Okay, they're running again. Oh, Bobby.

What? Super excited, bro. What the fuck are you doing? Chris and this guy enjoy a nice Guinness. And don't listen to anything. Yeah, Bobby said. I think you own apology. Especially to Joe.

He's a survivor. I think to the entire community of Boston. Yeah. All right. Listen to me. He's from there. Yeah. He's, but Scopo, what I'm trying to say is Scopo with time.

He does. He'll say I'll be there in 20 minutes, but he's in Queens. It's five o'clock at rush hour, and he was coming like to meet me in fucking heart still. I'm like, okay, knowing that he's gonna be an hour, maybe an hour and 20 minutes. And then he shows up an hour and 20. And I'm like, dude, do you have any fucking concept of,

he's like, I thought it would be easier. He just doesn't, he knows what he knows when he does his roots, when he does his job. You're taking it to account the lag that his butt creates. Mm-hmm. The lag that his butt creates, I thought that was actually lag that your mouth creates when you try to the word.

It's a word. LAG. That bandana. Right here. That was. Yeah, you just thank listen, here's the deal. So you had him do you a solid? Yeah, I asked him if he could drive

Beachers to the airport this morning. What airport yesterday? What a good idea. Look what idea. Which first of all is a very easy airport? You're on the east side. So you pop out. I got there in like 10 minutes. You pop over and and and and and you're very try bar bridge

to try. Alright, okay, bridge. She has a 130 flight. Teara. It's the rubber depth. So, it's like, scumbles like, you know what, there's gonna be traffic is the holidays. I'm gonna show up a little bit early. I'll show up there at 11.45, which is 15 minutes earlier than she told them to pick her up. Okay. So 12..30 he shows up.

Wow. 12.20. There she goes. F**k you. 12.30. No, I'll say. Hold on, she got a flight at 1.30. Girl.

Muggan, she's got a check. Not a baby. A baby. No way. Yeah, with the baby. What are you doing? Chilling for the next 10 days. Bro.

Does that bother you, Ruben? Is that bother you? What do you doing? Chillin' for the next 10 days. Bro. Does that bother you, Ruben? Is that Bully? What does that bother you? What do you mean? And she's going away for 11 days and he's gonna be by himself? No, I'm actually, he's taking care of you. No, he's not.

He's losing by himself, but yeah, for Christmas. No, he's not. You know what he's hanging out with when Christmas day? Yeah, this guy. Kelly. You a guy? Well, for Christmas. Kelly, Kelly.

I've always suspected that you were a guy. Fix your tits. What? Because your thing is expected that you were a guy fix your tits You cuz your thing is leaning and it makes it look like your tits of walk if you don't fix them. They reproduce That does their fucking up huge laugh. Are you kidding? Yeah, there you go. Come on. That's better way better. We're good. It's like a Bob Barker. We're good. Thank So anyways, so that's ridiculous. Yeah, so he shows up at 1220 Yeah, she's like she at 1220. Yeah. She's literally calling me up crying.

She's upset like, oh my god, I'm gonna- You made the fucking his chick cry here? Oh man. She said she was like, look, I'm gonna just take in a cab, like, you know. I didn't think the traffic would be that bad. But you said that to me. You've said that to me a bunch of times.

You always say that. You always say that. I know, I know what it was. I hang on. This is what you say, Chris, ready? I'm Chris, I fucked up. Dude, you tell me, tell me I fucked up. Do you come at me? Go ahead.

Dude, what happened? You're supposed to be there 11, 45. I fucked up, man. I'm so sorry. I fucked up. I told you I'd do it. I fucked up. That's it.

Yeah, man. All right, it's all good. You know what happens? I apologize for the favor anyway. I appreciate it. Dude, I will never happen again. I, Lewis, Jay I I always I probably can't put trust in you again to no dude I I understand that you're right. You know what you're fucking right Don't I wouldn't trust me, but I would like to earn that trust back if I can have the opportunity in the future

Thank you for that. I pray that I'm sorry, dude. Again. I'm sorry and please tell her. I'm sorry I'll never I put your friend you're my friend I put your family in a in a stressful situation which you don't need plv5 I'm out the door I'm sorry holum to LLGA I'm in a cab plv5 now I ain't for veto

for veto veto a big bum yes Bobby Bobby Kelly here what's up man uh hey man you are uh

I heard what you did to Lewis and is sort of wife. Yeah Yeah, you're off the show man. We can't have you on the well. No, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's gonna produce for you? Anybody Anybody It's me Kelly. Oh, hey Bobby Kelly shut the fuck up you fucking You're a fucking kind of Okay, Kelly shut the fuck up you fucking cunt Kind of What I'm not mad I'm hey, I'm not fucking mad

I don't get mad here's the deal here's the deal Bobby, but do you see how you get's mad at me? You're right, you're Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby I'm not fucking mad dude All right, just the way in me Bobby what are you? Whatever you're saying you're right. She tries to sabotage me Bob Give me some food I eat all the food I want food and two superior comics around me and then three inferior comics to make myself feel better, but still have an audience

Kelly and Lou is a not superior to you guys. Let's put it out Holy shit. Holy fucking so scobos late the interest missed the fight Well, she didn't miss the fight she got to the gate but because she checked her baggage so late the bag She couldn't board the fight with the baggage so she neither She she neither my all of her shit out there or get a different flights. We had to get a different flight How much six hours we went at the airport with the baby Oh Four hundred and ten dollars And I want to take it was a four-dollar cab

Sorry, yeah, I feel a bit you should yeah, what did you before? That's it. I can't take it You could have taken the six to the end yeah I'm 60 there's a baby. Oh, yeah, you can't bring your baby on a Harlem bus. That's a good point Yeah, cuz I've never been yeah I've never seen that before I've never seen a Puerto Rican dude with a fucking white chick Whether tita with a little baby on a Girl you go man

It was just that one Friday night at that roller rink. Yeah, your whole life got ruined if you bring a baby on a bus It gets stolen It gets doesn't get stolen that's where a lot of babies on I start on willow But he was in there. I just like I Can't believe you fucking did dude if you did that to me. I mean, I don't know you fucking did, dude, if you did that to me, I mean, I don't know if I'd be friends with you anymore. I'm scared of him doing it to you

in a fictitious situation. No, honestly, look, I never asked for some, when I'm in that type of situation, I would stress to a guy like Scopo, or anybody, look, dude, if you can't do this, let me the fuck know. You know what it is? Usually, though, just, I think it's implied when you say there's a flight

Involved my head is so hot right now. I think I'm gonna pass out I think you're head off dude. You need to start eating grains say grains. I lost 30 pounds. I'm down to 30 I'm 270 almost a boat to be 60, okay? Not ex I didn't exercise one fucking day. We know 60 okay not ex I didn't exercise one fucking day we know Okay much better Kelly's 10 ways 30 pounds good listen here's a deal here's a deal I'm Pursuit I inflicted hey listen here's a deal that if that happened to me I would have fucking I mean what did you say to Well, I mean I just called them up saying are you did you get her is a guy got her and then I didn't speak to him Since cuz I was dealing with that over the past day Was Bay Mad

Yeah, she was furious. So you cost them 400 bucks. Oh Not even that the fucking stress that the baby had to go through yeah, cuz the babies picking up all that fucking craziness You just made James a criminal so yeah, you treated James like he got first his father criminal so yeah you treated James Ike got first his father disensitized him by making him watch MMA that baby's probably gonna be Puerto Rican though we lost it we were we were tied with white and Puerto Rican and you just lost the good about that I feel shitty now really shitty you do right not because of Louis because of Beatrice but what about

what about I mean baby to 400 bucks yeah well she would haverice. But what about the, what about the, I mean, maybe two. 400 bucks, yeah. Well, she would have took a lot. But you gotta, I want you to fucking, I mean, yeah, first of all, I want you to be honest this year right now. Please, please be honest. You knew you were gonna be late. You knew it.

You fucking knew it. I'm gonna get there. You knew you were gonna be late, though. You weren't gonna be there on time. You knew it. I left my house and I left. You had never been on time for anything. I left my house at 11.15 and it doesn't take me,

it doesn't usually take me, I don't think it'll be that much faster. I don't think it's like you can do a count of leg. Like Kelly, Sam, what she was gonna say. Again, that same joke. Now you have to email her for evils. That's hilarious. Can you imagine some of the people?

Some of the people. Some of the people. Some of the people. Some of the people. Hey, I'll see I'm around Tuesday. I bet you are. I'm going to be late giving a valescue. And please avoid being late to take me to the airport.

We're going to go to the airport. Tuesday by Wednesday. I love, I love to actually allow it to people let people know that I get it. I, like this. I've heard that, boys, well, I work. That's a guy thing though. Guys are late all the time because you guys,

no, no, but men do underestimate their time. Like, Louis does all the time. Like, five minutes is 35 minutes all the time. That's not a guy thing. What? Louis is, but here's the thing. Oh, that's Chris. It's just, you guys don't, you know, like, you know,

if you're walking with the guys, like, how far is it going? Kelly, Kelly, here's a deal. Kelly, here's a deal. I'm all upset again. No, you know it's a late and I like it's a fine You tits are your tits are fine, but what I'm saying to you is this is that Straight yeah, no, I'm trying to fucking tell Chris is really this is throwing him off. Yeah, cuz he's feeling bad I mean, I don't give a fuck I love working on this fucking show. I don't give a fuck multi-task feel like shit Produced the show be funny and have a merry fucking attitude all the same time, okay? Where that hot hat and I know it's ruining your hair and that's bugging you to get them So go fuck yourself full middle back full middle Bobby over here

You drew his fucking girl onto the bus you You fucking, when it comes, listen, if it comes to Lewis, I get it. When it comes to us, I get when you comes to family. You're Italian for God's sakes. If anybody should know the fucking that there's a line, you don't cross it with family, all right? And you crossed it with a child and a mother with bags. And an airport. And a child reunion is only a motion away. And then... Ha ha ha ha. That's beautiful, Joe.

And then, and then, and then, and they fucking, you're sitting here just sulking, like when you dumb mouth on the microphone. No, but I had I have nothing to say. I don't want to bring it up honestly. Why wouldn't you bring it up? I don't know on the podcast. I said it before the podcast.

Hey man, you should bring it up on the show because look, we bring up everything on the show. That's why this show is great. 1210 I would have been in a cab. Why didn't you get in a cab after 10 minutes? Why didn't you even ask him to drive you? Well, at that point, how's she going to get a cab with all of her bags? Why did you even ask him to first place? Yeah, and plus he's in Harlem. You don't you even ask him to drive you? Well, at that point, how's she gonna get a cab with all of her bags? Why do you even ask him in the first place? Yeah, and plus, he's in Harlem.

You don't just get cabs in Harlem. They don't go there. No. You get cars, whenever I go to the airport, I always get a cab. No, usually when I want to save the $60 on the car, or the $60 on the car, you know what's more important to me?

What, what'd you say? I call it, you call it hoiit. $30, we take it. But what's more important to me is getting to the airport on time and not even on the car. No, assume that you're depending on Scopo. Did you wait, let me ask you a question. What did you say to him? Who brought it up?

Him or you? Just now is the first time I've ever been to. No, who brought it up to give the ride? Did he offer or did you ask? Oh no, I asked him. So you called up Scopo and you go, call Dan Scopo, you're you, call up Scopo. Hey, what's going on, dude?

What's going on, buddy? He phone doesn't ring. The phone doesn't ring. I guess no, I'll take it from here. Yes, guys Hello Dude what the fuck you listening to sorry, dude. It was just Jamaican booty dancing in my apartment to Sean Paul What's up, Lou? to? Sorry, dude, I was just Jamaican booty dancing in my apartment to Sean Paul. What's up, Lou? What's up, dude? Can you do me a big favor? Are you in the city on Monday?

Monday. What time Monday? Like early. Yeah, I got a thing at 130. Well, you know what, my chick, she needs to get to the airport. She's going out of town for a few days. Could you give her, is there any change you can give her

a ride? Like I'll give you gas money and everything. Maybe you're in like noon. Yeah, be there 1145. Yeah, you think that early. My butt will be there at 1130. So yeah, I'll be there. Thank you so much, man.

That's really awesome of you. Can we kiss? Man, make out. All right, now do, now do when he's late. Now I want that phone call. What is the phone call when he's late? There was no phone. Oh, when he was late, I call him. All right, do now do when he's late now I want that phone call what is the phone call when he's late? There was no phone. Oh when he was late. Yeah, I'll do it calm again Fucking stick it sound effects his sound effect is the

A phone from 1902 Hello Why we're getting something over the why says here a Puerto Rican strontan We're getting something over the way says here a Puerto Rican strontan I don't know the way girls do sound effects like machine guns by girls Pee pee pee pee pee pee John can you do your gut sense That's great Hi, it's okay

Hello I took it Hello Yeah, what bro my chick just call me yeah, I know I don't like her My chick just call me she you're not there yet, dude. I know I'm not there. I'm still booty dancing to Sean Paul You're selling your apartment. Yeah, bro Fungu I Don't like your baby Oh Fungu I don't like you baby Tell them to take another flight

My question is the series question. Yeah, please ask a serious question. You fucking root off the others on Go ahead my question is Chris like how can you ask it without you shirt on Chris? How are you gonna kill yourself? Like what like thinking pills or exhaust pipes? Maybe this garlic, we could put the car in the garage and let it run. And then just do that. I'm gonna say what Lewis can be money. What time will the car be in the garage? Tonight, anywhere between 10 and 10. How many, how many hosting slots does she give you this week?

Wow. You got fucking gigs too from her? Oh boy, I usually do get gigs from her. Not that many how much you get I usually get I get like one to a week I get to host you how many you got this way too you get to yeah oh is it how many two hosting two you got two hosting gigs at this club I'm getting the same one of sponsors Chris go fool yeah but he's hosting you're spotting hey learn love to uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh love to, uh, uh, How's she feeling? I was waiting for that one.

Need someone more reliable? No, honestly, I have a lot of Kelly moves. I like it. I like it. I wouldn't be surprised if Kelly caused a traffic. I just heard him flagging it. Yeah, dragging a reindeer body or a fucking deer body on the 125th street. Hey, it looks like it's all blacked up.

I'm on the radio. Yeah. I think he hates straights. Go, go, go. He's dragging her apartment. I mean her fucking fridge box Across the Queen Queen's Wow That was a fucking flat tire. I tried to say Queens borrow, but it didn't There's the monkey play it monkey I wish that fucking flipped off and chipped it tooth That's just mean dude. My honest is on right on right now

Watch on where honest Bob is his on here. Where's the honest? Let's be on it Brand new segment let's be My ass pussy's clean cuz I clean it with a list of the Everybody not shave and punch women Not women that don't deserve it Christmas bring that up. He's You know, he did Yeah, I know what he did he threw everything away. I went to Miami. I made I made a joke that Jesse Mayfuck's Pete David some of the show Christ what I'm sure I made that joke

Yeah, but that's not a joke because he was in the middle of it. Yeah, this is months ago. Okay, go ahead two three months ago Okay, I gotta touch him back. I get a text from Yannis. Yeah, like a week ago. He must have been drunk like late at night Yeah, and he's like, hey, did Jesse really fuck Pete Davidson? It like it affected him. Yeah, cuz he was heartbroken. Yeah, because he broke up with the two animals And I told him no, but the truth was she really did Shut the fuck up. He's like bro, you guys want to know something super fun. I'm honest one time like a couple Most of the I just started texting pictures of the honest Girl friend. He said hey, that was last year

Yannis he didn't he didn't listen Yannis look at me look at me. He didn't really do that Lewis is Fucking Lewis is making all that and also Yannis is a fucking catch So he don't worry about what do you fucking look at the show morning show oh jeez you guys being Australian christmas kind of help me thanks yannis for doing it over the new tech we're talking about it it's just the fucking robot vacuum cleaner yeah it's got me I don't like puter rickens

whoa that's not fucking for Lisa Navidad that I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart Never thought hey Robert what's up I have to do the present bullshit Never thoughts hey Robert What's up? After we do the prison bullshit boosted this chat Louis's parents are watching Paul Walker do one-man shows in heaven right now Even from fucking Miami he comes up with fucking zingers. Ah, your parents are dead So good sorry. I just is a good

i just can us and christmas to make jokes about paul walker ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha just to type it throwing that thing. That's a really present thing. This is amazing. She hates the Yankee swap last year and then she, because it wasn't her idea. So she has to throw in that. When I got stuck with this, she's the most present thing ever.

What present you get last year? I got stuck with some exercise thing. Oh, you didn't, you didn't. Honestly, it didn't work. I left it here. I think Rubba Bantke. Kelly looks good this fat. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I think she looks good this fat. And it's like, it's like Jello and a sandwich. No, you know what it is? Because everyone during this time of year is a little bit fatter because of cookies and holiday eating on me So Kelly not me she fits in not me eating grains and sugar no sugar no grain This confidentials with vinaigrette to reach and in lower That book is fucking great 30 pounds didn't fucking book the 30 pound book the heaviest book ever that's how you lose weight you carry this

book around put it down I believe it's a very small book it's very good book but are you exercising no I lost 30 pounds I'm gonna start listen I'm gonna start I'm going to the gym now I'm gonna start again but I didn't want to exercise because I listen You don't want to get your shredded my fuck. No, you fucking can you please move Don fry? I'm looking through him to see you. I'm sick of it The hatred saying of the area nation will not be moved I I

Didn't want to I worked out this heavy before and I hurt my legs. I hurt my joints. I pulled muscles cuz I had all the smoke and joint Where's the bandana? No, no, it wasn't a fucking flat-time shitty joke I'm not opening these eyes this whole time yet Like squinty squinty Kelly I Say my name And still be better than you. Zoo animal, zoo animal, best thing I've ever heard, anyone call Lewis most accurate, Janus Bapus.

Well, then it goes, then somebody goes water buffalo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha needs to move her sass guachean what the honest is getting too wordy yeah that was it was obvious i was gonna say jasky honest white doesn't have a Richard prior on his list of best comedians ever i read that list and infuriated what's his list and it's a great comments on there yeah what's his list he's a fucking idiot what the why is this is his list of i wouldn't even get a whole point on here so

here's who he did it include in his list of best comedians of all time. Yeah bill Cosby Richard Pryor Woody Allen Rodney Dangerfield Steve Martin. Yeah, did not on the list not on the list I'm also also David tell Greg Gerardo Robert Kelly Yeah, I'm trying to take these white knickers up the West You know, it wasn't the list David Cross and Joan Rivers. Oh, you know, David Cross. First of all, okay, stop.

Joan Rivers should be on the list. Yes, she should. Apps are fucking literally on the list. All right, well, she's on the list, but she's above prior and Cosby. And how many points did she lose for being a fucking fashion critic for fucking 20 years? David George Carlin wrote. George Carlin wrote, fucking, Joan Rivers turned into what she used to make fun of you're as it's Hicks would say who also not on the list by the way Bill Hicks Bill Hicks went off the artistic roll call once you're a fucking red carpet fucking whatever the fuck she is

you know he's me because her all their writers on a fashion show are on strike because they got underpaid really bad and it's been gone for like two years. Oh yeah she's fucking over her writers so in the real comics. Well you know what he's got to come up with. He did been gone for like two years. Oh yeah, she's fucking over her writers too. Oh, and her old comics. Well, you know, that's a complicated story. He did say Joe lists the best comedian that's making under $17,000. Yes. Well, hotty, hot, hot.

I made $21 this year. You fucking fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, with no wigs. I made $21,000. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. That was good. That was good. No wigs, I made $21,000. Oh! Oh! Oh! That was good. That was good. So if you had wigs, you'd make 32, right? Oh, shit. That's pretty crazy.

We yes ma'am. I'm sorry. I want to let you know we don't have to do it if you don't want it. Accepted. But I have to do the present. Yes ma'am. I made a list of some top fives throughout the year. Oh, yeah. After we do Joe's silly idea, I have to do the present. Yes, ma'am. I have made a list of some top five from throughout the year. After we do Josie Lee idea, I have an idea.

Did you have them? You're not going to be funny, ma'am. Bobby, I took some time because I care more about this than anyone else, especially that Big Butt Scope, because I don't have to redo the thing that's kind of stupid and for children. I want to do at least everything. We didn't do my idea and it didn't work out for me so I just silly thing we do. We'll have the big headlining thing that I came up with.

I love you guys and I thought it would be nice to just reminisce. From now on I'm doing the Rusea Dangerfield. That's it. Trying to get a classy white nugget. They're gonna take me on the wasch, just. I'm not dead, but I'm scared. Are you hot dick? She's hot. Ponya. I got a no pussy.

I got an ass pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on the show. And bring that fucking Puerto Rican come too. Arti was at this. Arti was at the cellar telling a story and I was just dying thinking about your impression because he did the weaselike you do Yeah, and his pop is shows up with this broad I know the fuck yeah, I don't know this fucking this Greek guy. I know I'm gonna make it Maybe I'll do a show with them after my show. We'll do it a double show or something like that

I'd like to get a blowjob from this ass pussy, whatever that is. My ass pussy smells like snake shit. Next up, Dan Soda's gonna talk about little sport. Lewis is up to something he doesn't say anything. No, I'll tell you what it is. If you look at these two, look at this fucking pale, holy shit ghost next to me. You are pale.

And then if he's terrible, look at him on camera. They're like, right, wireless. And then if you get away, if you look at Lewis, Lewis is bombed out. This, this, this thing that happened. Yeah, there, there's something weird. Lewis, tell him, she made the flight. Ah!

Have yourself a sco-bo-little Christmas. Make sure your butt is big. I'm kidding, she didn't make the fight. Oh, what happened to her before? I'm kidding, she made the fight. She made the fight. Have you or so? You think you told me, because I'm gonna text Beatrice,

but along, I'm so sorry about this and the whole thing. I think you probably still apologize. She'd be like, what? I mean, you should apologize. I mean, she said, oh, one, they weren't gonna let her check her shit and They saw she had a baby and they're like right fine will do she had to get there 45 minutes after it baby But they she was technically oh she got there 45 minutes early she got there 50 minutes early No, I timed it. She what are you talking about?

She got there at 12 33 the flight was 125 All right, oh Well, let's have a make you feel 33 the flight was 125 Oh What does that make you feel? When Kelly go That why did you even ask that? Don't say your name two more times. I want to I want to tell you this right now Beeljuice and the the the the the the whole time we've done the show. She's been here for two years She's never left the show to pee. I'll go to so she must have just shitter pants what happened why bloody knows you knows it's running can you hear it yeah if you get me sick I'll fucking kill you

home because then you're gonna go to your shit country and have the flu again for a week right then they're gonna stick leeches you know why cuz she's fucking around doing this wait you're some job everybody Kelly break it is ease leeches in the back yard. You know why cuz she's fucking around doing this waitressing job Everybody Kelly break it is ease put it in the pit with the leeches I wonder why nobody wants to fuck you because you're always gonna what I don't want to fuck them Yeah, well Kelly's new thing on Instagram's is posting all the dick she gets off fucking tender Oh my yeah, my conversations on tinder that's fucking that's not good man. That's illegal You can't fucking post personal tender conversations these guys are out there trying to get My my conversations on tindal that's fucking that's not good man. That's illegal

You can't fucking post personal tender conversations these guys are out there trying to get love No, they're not trying to get love Anything that takes her away from her attempt at comedy is fine by me Hi, Louis. What's your name again Kelly Kelly? What do you have do you have the audio from this? No, I just have like a list of it because I couldn't get the audio I don't have to do it No It was not it was set it pointed out This why don't we do why don't we let the fans aside and then we say it here and then they'll vote in next when listen to the podcast They'll vote in I already I chose winners. What are you talking? Tell you say the

Tatarians Day top five now and then when they hear the podcast on Monday They'll tie it they'll tweet us or whatever and they'll know I don't know what you're talking about. I don't either. I got some fun ones. Someone just said that Kelly's starting to look like Bailey J I mean that's a good thing. That's a problem. Yeah, my massive dick. Yeah. Oh shit. I've Kelly had a dick. I'd suck it That's a new song I'm working on. If Kelly had a dick, I'd suck it. But if you had balls, I'd flock it. My name.

What are we talking about? Lewis and Sutter and I have no idea about this voting business, the top five. Sure, hold on, I think she made lists. And like Joe. My parents made lists. And I think Scopo was like, we should make it a vote where the people

get to choose the top things, as to Callie just choosing the top thing. Yeah, that's what the fans decide what they think is the best. I don't think Joe's list thing, I don't know. Oh, thanks. I got it. I mean, you laughed. I got it on Vidia. I got it on Aldoia.

This is the 1993 Best Visited Yo. You all ain't got no love for the West Coast? Well, let it be known. We know what city we in. We know where we are. You try and tell me East Coast ain't got no love for Dr. Dre. We're not a big no. We know what city we in. We know where we at. You try and tell me East Coast, they got no love for Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. I want to be present for us.

We're not doing it for us. We're not doing it for us. You guys were fucking eight. I'm right out of the business. We were white. Kelly, no, we're going to do a little thing right now. All right, so let's go, Kelly. What do you got?

We're doing it before because it's not as good as the presence. Yes. I want to be clear. Any idea that anybody has that's not Kelly. What do you got? We're doing it before because it's not as good as the presence. Yes. I want to clear. Yes. Any idea that anybody has that's not Kelly's is better than Kelly's. Okay. Kelly, Dan, do you have any fuck? Can you introduce this thing?

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And then you go back to the room. I'm gonna have to get another intern to do his job. Please don't. I'm gonna lily have 15 interns over here. Is it gonna be like the creek? It's gonna be like the creek mic in here. I know some unfunny people I can suggest. I just want somebody who can fuck and do this video.

I have yourself a merry life. I got it, I was fucked up, I'm back. Whoever's talking I would like on and I'd like you to switch it up Everyone's mouth and all of us talking they go to the three shot. Let's just all take turns talking to this Mass as we can Honest poppest as just said I'm in my office dying. I love fools. Bobby looks skinny I love fool and now separate skinny. Hey, thanks buddy. I love fools. And now it's time for another edition of Let's Be Yannis.

Yannis is pandering Bobby. I'm telling you, what's the point to be? Oh, was it? Welcome back to my room. Oh, that wasn't Yannis, sorry. Damn it. This is HG Bean Down. Well, he had red.

Yannis was red. It's pretty good. Joe's killing me. Puns all day, dude. I called you a pun You really are a buccupy bartender listen Kelly let's do this Joseph wiping out a glass Think about that snow my parents made this my whole life What can I get you, pal? I get another get us let me top that off you what a lime

We're flying airport bartender Joe list. I think that you just screwed up your improvisation and then had to throw in the airplane. Where are you flying? Maybe he's at an airport. Maybe in this setting. Okay, Kelly, let's go. Kelly, a dent. Please introduce this, this beautiful Christmas beautiful. We did that already Christmas time But we're gonna do it again because we fucking stepped on the most wonderful time Welcome to kill is top five pandering list We did it again and the same shot and I go to and this fuck goes to me again

It's literally in front of them. think i think he's broken he's broken check his butt for batteries Chris are you fucking broke now he's not even on me and i'm talking uh i'm talking it is not even on me so hard to find a good italian what the f are you okay no i felt really bad about that i got my fucking what the- why are you- are you listening? yeah i'm listening yeah yeah did she make the flight?

uh... it's the most wonderful time of the year and welcome to Kelly Fitzgerald's year in top five list is it not late correctly? you won't agree? i'm not doing it again no i'm not doing it again. No, we're not doing it. Just go go to the two You guys are gonna be so disappointed with what I have to say. I would it. You don't be great I already know it is to be all five jokes Kelly made this year

One thing I miss you maybe that time I said Yana's pop is Lewis is boring me this episode Start Like that Lewis is killing from a fucking iPhone in Miami. He's fucking slamming you. I know I've been smoking pots since Thursday It's not I think Lewis is ja John this you look yellow or the normal you're gonna Simpson

Your off-color hey you look like a Simpson what can I get you? Hey someone to get one of these Simpson's characters. I'm a Drake am I right copy right there? Hey Joey Can I get my uh tonic water? Do you have some peanuts or pretzels? I'll get some peanuts. Thanks Joey. All right. I gotta catch a flight How are you up Delta? You know them? All right, let's do the dumb segment One more time ready. Let's go ready And now it's time for Kelly for stucas pandering list over time five moments

Sorry It's time for Kelly Pestuga's pandering list number tough five moments. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, Squeezed titties together. Yeah. We're gonna pick off that fun, Tits. Second is Bobby as Arty. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, the guy's a fat fuck. I think he should die. Oh, sorry, that's Arty. He doesn't like me.

My Arty doesn't like me. Ah, fucking podcast. Who does all this? I got a radio show. I got Nick the Pollo off that thing, and now it's great. Oh, if I could podcast who does that, I was like, I got a radio show. I got Nick the Apollo off that thing and now it's great. Oh, that breathing. Uh, 30s, Joe, anytime he sings. What? That's very sweet. This really is a fucking child. Beautiful. And then for his dad, I hope she snubs Dan. Oh, I forgot to tell tell Janice he's coming home next week

And nobody's around right Joe take it Oh Joe take it See I was right, Dennis what Dennis what? Then we have a Dan doing my French by bad French accent as a retard What is it? I was like, I was on baguette, I was on ice. That's pretty funny.

So we actually have to do these for you because you couldn't pull the audio, you lazy twat. Can I come to my contract at all? Why? Well, I made the winner. I admitted to being your content. I can't, I can't. I can't stop, I'm out from saying it. I'm out of it.

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Fluto TV, ven a verlo sin pagar nunca. La última estendencia es en botas, comodidad diértelo desde 29 con 99. Daishman, mucho por andar. You're father owned the station that you honest is on my father gave you honest job Present I love it. Who's the winner? Oh the winner was Dan doing Lewis as the white Fang ending That wasn't even a nomination No, cuz I do you do the nominees and I'm gonna do nothing. No Kelly. That's not the way I do it And you need to realize that What the fuck I sent me a fucking email today, dude listen if you I

I'm a What I'm this beautiful email is this the real estate broker is like listen So what I do we can always work something out. I heard you have a trouble with your mortgage Which is I'm actually closing, you know, I'm good. Everything worked out. So you're finally closing? Yeah, that's great, because you were a tough middle. Yeah.

That's it. Hey, hey, you do me a favor. Yeah, what's that we're here? I'm layover, we're like, no, thank you. Joe, I'm closing on my house. Are you now? Well, you know, gotta make sure you, gotta make sure you close before you move forward. Am I right? Hold on Joe I'm closing on my house are you now well you know got to make sure you gonna make sure you close before you move forward am I right hold

on I'm busy wow close before you move forward I thought the character was he makes jokes yeah what the fuck was that you just say shit he he he's this you if you need help thinking about rotimes, but that okay, don't think about my boobs then So so I he says is this great email if you need help I do this I that I'll even look over what you need It just hears my email and right at the end. Oh, by the way Kelly stinks Right at the end it was just funny that he this is a Professional this guy is it works at an office as a tie makes money in case you like the contact That's really fun. Right at the end, it was just funny that he, this is a professional.

This guy works in an office as a tie, makes money. In case you'd like to contact me, please let my secretary know. I'll be open on Wednesday. I'll tell you something. And Esquire, Billiou, Jay Edmond, NDS, Kelly Stinks. And the signature goes to everybody. Here's the thing though, it's not some fucking...

It's not some fucking Wayne's world, twat and cool back with long hair that fucking is a fan of... Hemophiston! It's a guy from Westchester. It's a real estate, is it? Yeah, real estate, no broker. A broker. For Whirsey from? He's Westchester.

It's time for another edition of... Let's be honest! Yeah, I want to go to what's just I want to get myself all year a steak burger I want some of that he could have my ass pussy if he makes that right off oh no it's the appearance of a lesser known character called the sneaker keeper I love shoes shoes is so dope I love my shoes let's be honest. Yeah, man. No, you did. That's it, puppy. From foster home to owning a home,

not bad for a kid from Boston, congrats, Bobby. I feel real axed, dude. Real axed, dude. Axed, dude, because you were axed, I don't get it. Listen, I'll tell you something bad. I'll tell you something shitty that happens and worse than that. I'll tell you what,. I'll tell you something shitty that happens. Yeah, worse than that. I'll tell you what Lewis introduced you on stage. Next up, Louis and I'll go ahead Kelly. I'm sorry. I got an email from a university to do a college gig.

Really? That's great. Yeah, and then for you. Yeah, and it was like, this is the tentative day. Yeah, blah blah. Everything's included. It's four and a half grand. Yeah. What? Yeah. Don't announce it. No, no, no, I'm not, everything's included. It's four and a half grand. Yeah. What? Yeah. Don't announce it. No, no, no, no, I thought I'm not done. Oh, shit. Right.

And I was like, I was like, oh my god, I'll take like a month off. I was like, I just wrote back. A month off. This is why you're not a comic. You're going to take a month off a comedy as you made four grand. Well, she has to write an act.

No. First of all, that wouldn't even pay my nut. No, I'm from white. I still need another college From my day job I would take a month off from a day job anyway Hang on one second you get on your phone again Dan. I'll jump across this table. How about you tell Janice pop? Stop fucking text you Janice you fucking talk in the chat. You're talking the chat you cock suck You don't fucking text my employees while they're fucking doing their jobs I'm not a friend of my employees

My artist, my artist stop fighting Let's stop fighting everyone I'm sure we're just two Hey, listen guys, you know what you want to know if I look what happened to me and Nick you want to fuck around like that? Well, try to find a way in there and attempt to whist your We're lined up in Terry Town by yourself and a fucking basement I can't make a list of them, the honest greatest comedians. Maybe they should do a red carpet show I just found my it's fun to sneak a bar in a needle in my pocket. What's going?

I want to hear the rest of this four-guide college It's making Joe wait a second. I got a second. It's making me fierce. I already know where the store is going I shut up. No, can I? I'm not gonna say that I'm gonna buy y'all a son's going two more gigs Kelly You're making you're making this yearly salary Shut up. Shut up. Come on, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say to you, I'm gonna say it you didn't fucking send back I I will candle and say you're right in me. Oh It gets better I got and then sorry back and then he and then the person right back to me and said And then right as if you fucking stink I hate you. Oh And I just want to say guys it took me a while to set up that junior Turns out getting it out

First of all I was so excited what a mother fucker though This is what a fucking piece of shit The words did you say as if you're not funny. Oh, so it got mean. Yeah, it wasn't even funny Well, I mean listen, that's a funny joke. The full grand is just a Perfect number to throw and somebody like Kelly. That's like hitting the fucking mass millions So how are you gonna pay for that boom job you guys? She told her Sit down good news good news. I'm gonna be able to get you that

Take your name off the list I'm gonna buy you a show coo to rigorol Daddy, I'm looking at the email right here. It's from Ryan at the real college This is a real school it It's a real school. It's called Kelly's School of Comedy And he has ever heard of Texas Central A&M Christian University Have you ever heard the peculiarity? Colleagues called arts and labor. I don't like Kelly's old season entertainment vet response I have that bandana, please. I just said arts and labor. Yeah, please. I just hurt my own eye Kelly's responses What the fuck is wrong with me? Kelly's responses. Why would you send the collect back?

We'll take a look see if I'm available Do you have your email back? Can we have the email back that you said that is the fact that she had to breathe? Did you write back to him after the hope? Haven't yet. I want you guys to tell me what to say. Is he fuck off? Yeah, I'm fucking content fuck you. I hope you're fucking house burns down Die it up. Oh, yeah, I hope a baby falls off a ledge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good to respond there. I'm right back. Hello. Thanks for your inquiry for me performing.

Uh, before before you let Dan read it in your voice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Please let him read it. Please Kelly, just listen, we got you back. Kelly, we love you. Yeah, we love you. But you should have known better. Nobody's paying you for it. Listen, you should have had Dizzis bullshit. That's like. That's why I didn't go.

Yeah, and the email, I was like professional. I was like, okay, send me through the contract and I'll save them available. I would have loved to see you jump up and down. If you're available. I like the idea of you being unavailable for a $4,500 gig I got a wait a couple tables

I was gonna see it out a while. I put a job for a month What what was gonna stop you from being unavailable? Nothing nothing. I don't know the dance like working the character out in his head right now No, no, no, I'll read the email the guy sent it's uh, is it harsh? It's pretty uh, what do you say? What did he say? That was the first one the inquiry. I can read the first one But the guy's name in the fake email is bowio Puturba so clearly is trying to be an African yeah

Rice is a mother because I was like that's a real name stop stop stop stop You know you're killing for What is his name? Please do, Paul. Please do, Paul. Please do, Paul. But you are requested to a performance committee for a student union sponsored show.

You take this as done. Date is 829, 2014, tentatively. One show for audience of 500 to 2000 maximum payment is $4,500 because travel expenses please respond to Boil, my potiba first off they call it UT Austin I don't even know exclamation point. Hello. There should have been nine of those after that. Hello. Thanks for your inquiry for me performing stand-up.

The worst thing. We're in a appropriate place in through the contract and we can organize further and lock in the date. Look forward to working with you. Oh my god Shit this guy's listening to me. Yeah, she just you understand the The amount of restraint she had to use to write Lock in I look forward to she wanted to go. Thank you Jesus. Oh, thank you so much This is a guy if you look to the issue whispered God bless us She wanted to go thank you Jesus Thank you so much I didn't tell anyone I didn't tell you what I told one friend how long I tried to find and I absolutely love but I friend to Troy corner. Yeah, you went to yoga together. Did you fuck him? No?

She's okay. Nope. I'm not doing anything. Did you hug? I'm not gonna do anything with him This is wait Kelly actually punched up The dickheads response. Okay, good. Because he wrote no you suck. You aren't funny And if you guys this guy's such a cunt that if you want to email him back, you know what dude fans Well, no if you listen me If you want to email him back and say if if you agree with him or your fan of his, or if you think he's a good guy, you can't, you know, look it, you can, you can,

I don't know if you, you know what I mean? What? Fuck this dude, I want to put him on blast. No, and then I put him on blast. You, if you want to email him back, maybe you agree with him, maybe you don't. Maybe you just want to say, I don't know, you don't want to attack anybody, but you, you know agree with him. Maybe you don't. Maybe you just want to say I'm not you don't want to attack anybody, but you know, oh

Listen hack you don't want to attack him. You don't want to send them emails You know sending shit to him. Oh, you don't want to sign them up for every website in the world I'm just saying that you know, this is a guy who you might want to I don't maybe you don't want to send me Milo say hey, that's pretty funny or maybe it's not a one-outer. Good joke. Yeah. Yeah. And maybe you send him a joke.

You can find him at BP75075. That's BP75075 at Yahoo.com. Yeah. Probably made up the email though. He probably did. He probably did. But on the off chance that he didn't want you to send him a congratulatory email. That is so close.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, congratulatory. You know, because can we read his email again? Yeah, because now this is a girl. This is what I don't get, man. We've all been open-migres. We've all been struggling. We've all just been, I mean, Lewis, you just, you were about to move to fucking Mexico

and start your family over again. Be on Tel Amundo, right? And you finally, you know what I mean? The honest pop-ups root. Uh-oh. Does that mean we're having another moment? Let's be honest. Let's sing. Let's sing.

Greg Yolkord, he's paid everything other young. Pasha, pasha, pasha, pasha, pasha. Ha, Kelly does his suck. I'd fuck her if I didn't like a pussy. I only like ass pussy. Look at me, I'm honest. I'd fuck her if I didn't like a pussy. I only like ask pussy The mic out of the stands You're sleeping with my sneakers Yo son, I talk politics with a hip-hop slam

That's one so here's a deal here's a deal. Yeah, he that's Yeah, that's a fucking. That's, I bet he was that kid. I guarantee it to you a fucking buddy. Yeah, but look, I'm not gonna lie guys. We're shitting on him right now. Yeah, my first reaction was I did laugh pretty hard. Oh dude, it's funny. Let's break joke. If you had a punch, you know,

if all you had to do at the end is go, I'm just kidding. Yeah, go fuck yourself. You're not funny, but I love you. Yeah, yeah, but I love you. There's something like that there. You just fucking, you just put somebody out there Smash them onto the fucking and then you curb them. I don't need to curb them If I would have been smelling like guacamole and I would have got that email the best

But the best I would be fucking violent what he should have done was he should have fucking just went through with it And then in August 29th, I'd be like wait outside of your through with it and then in August 29th, I'd be like, wait outside of your bar. I'm gonna pick you up. How am I gonna know that? They said never their bags. Big Chris, she's not gonna spend the money. I got this new.

I get it. You know what, Lewis is trying to fucking get this because it's Lewis's fake email and it doesn't feel like getting swamped with fucking emails. No, here's the deal. This is what's wrong with it. As I look at it, if you did that to Dan or you

or me or Chris, we could fight back. And if you did it to Joe, we'd fight for Joe. You know what I mean? So, I mean, you know, the only thing to me, did you do this? It's funnier if you were just like, if you wrote, to me, it's a funnier joke if you was like, I think you're great and you've changed my life and I think you're funny. And then was like, just kidding. The money thing, fucking with money is tough. Yeah, money is a tough one. When you're back to the amount of money that I make or you make, my buddy who did one time

left a message being like, hey, I got a college gig for three grand, call me back and I called him back. I was like, hey, what's the deal? He's like, hey, the gig I made it out. I just wanna make sure you call me back. And that was like a minute. That was like one minute of my life.

Fucking with money is like, that four grand would change my fucking life. What did? Money and work. To some degree, I've never had more than $1,000 in the back. There's a lot of money, really. That's what it's like for a grain, I would have like quit my job and then like,

I love dangerous faking that it's a lot of money. Wow, that's so much money. That's what it's like. That's what it's like for a grain, that makes that every Tuesday going, guys do this, girls do that. Dad, dad. Bobby, it's not that. It's a lot more complicated. It's more like this guys don't do this

Has tag here we go from cool t-shirt mr. A brink low Kelly has done nothing to deserve how these a-holes You can write assholes fucking I don't so she's a Trader she's a hundred percent sweetheart deserves better. I wonder how much she spent on Amazon before she respawned. That's exactly what I was thinking she spent it all. Here's a deal. It is kind of look. It's a funny joke. We all left and I left too. But you could put her on podcast studio. She was gonna leave the show. Yeah, I can finally do Kelly in the afternoon. I got my guest on. Oh, hey.

We used to date Jonas Poppins, and now she's a superstar. And I think she's the next big thing in comedy. Please welcome the female dad fan, Jessie May, Pulitzer. What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with her? Jesse my Palincer Fuck Fuck is wrong I love it. He waits for Yannis to sponsor that And is not corporate anymore. Fuck you corporate No, Yannis is

Creative partner, Jessus Couturo, and Joe and I filmed something And Jessi was talking about my hatred of that, and he's like, Jesus Christ, you're like a Sicilian He's like, you don't let go of the hall. He's like, even I text with her. I was like, yeah, the honest is my friend. He was hurt. I picked this side, you know, can I can you give him the bomb band then? I'm real. I was doing you present. No, here's a deal. You made a joke. Can I make a joke? I made a joke in there. No, I didn't. Do you even know what jokes are?

I don't. If it doesn't involve an asshole or a pussy. Yeah. Yeah. That got real. That is true. Listen, here's the deal. What happened, the first half of it's funny, the second half. Got real. Yeah, just fucking, just put it, just say something, I'm kidding, fuckface. Oh, it was joking.

Not you, I'm talking about that guy. He could have been created. No, I think it's about what I said to Lewis. Give her back, look. It seemed like a fake contract with like funny stuff. That was just being fucking Ruth will see me. Yeah, there was just shot through the heart. But it's what?

And your two- Oh my god, you give love a bad name, dude. We're waiting, we're waiting, we're waiting, we're waiting. We're waiting, we're waiting, we're waiting, we're waiting. I could have that isolated and it would make me happy. happy every day to wake up the list is going Do Do you Pressing your teeth? I had a swing and my step that not when I left hand. Do you give another another list?

I Kelly get over you get over it. You get over it Yeah, fuck all that shit who that who gives a shit. I want the awards that one best prank What's the award go next no? when I listen you don't fucking move on I want a present so bad it doesn't matter we're gonna give you $4,000 now Kelly's trying to come back on the Presence and actually she wasn't doing the same I say I say we raise money for Kelly. Oh It's you a fundraiser. Yeah, we'll do a fundraiser to raise $4,000 and the We thousand goes to Kelly a thousand goes to Joe and then God my mother's broke I was gonna say we turn around and give it all to Scopo.

No, what's that? Yannis. Oh, okay. Yannis, the U-stream is game changer. Especially Yannis is lurking around, oh, sorry. That was the Yannis. Pick another color. Yannis is red, all right?

Everybody else pick another color. The email Kelly got Kelly got guy got Confused he was sending the offer to Jessima Read that again, I can't read that Probably the email Kelly got the guy gave her basically confused. He was sending that offer to Jesse May Okay, but don't say basically fuck Zito. He fucking wrote that wrong. You worked it out in your head. He's not the smartest one, but...

Whoa! Yo, Chris Coppola even friends with Yannis. He's calling him stupid. Yannis is fucking not stupid. What would Mauricea danger field say about this? Let's be honest. Let's be honest! Let's be honest!

That's a dick, a dick. I grew up in Brooklyn in the 80s. It was dangerous.Y.A.D.S! It's a dis-a-dis-a-dis-a-dis-a-I grew up in Brooklyn in the 80s. It was dangerous. Look at Obama care is not fucking gonna work. I'm bored. Hey, sit down, fucking you bitch. I'll punch you in the face. Wait, guys, hold on.

You gotta get the bar for drink-le-in on here. You remember that? Time, time, time, time, time, 30 minutes. Next comedian. How about this comedian? Next up, I'm gonna be doing weather in a funny way. Time time time time 30 minutes next Next up I'm gonna be doing weather in a funny way my am All right, so what's next Kelly what's the next award who won that one? Who won Dan won the voice thing? wish he didn't get one Dan one

It was the white Fang ending for Lewis. All right. What was it wait Fang ending when he said that that look when B We had to leave it like you said to him. You can just let big go like let it go White Fang ending good on her no one loves you Good on her big the end of white Fang She's just holding James really talk about white thing is cuz he's never read a book That was made into a movie. Yeah, I was book. I was a book. Why you get back? Don't give white. I read a book. Why was the book? What was the book? What was it?

You read the book in the back of the fucking Grinnell's knockouts and you have seen this story. Oh, that was a video. Sorry He thinks though. He thinks the fucking how to open the door to play in as a book. He's like, I read the tale of the tape. That was pretty good. All right, so he won. Yeah, well, that's what I think is the winner.

Oh, thanks, Kelly. I agree. I agree. Next. Welcome back to the pandering list. Next. That was bad to make to you. I know. I just don't call you out. Hey, Bugga knows. Get on with it. Next welcome back to the pandering list next Hey, Bouganose get on with it

Too much guy. All right best quiet here. We go. We've got the Janus welcome to America. Let me smell you cut Yep, it's a good one. Janus poppest. Yeah, Janus at least my lower body doesn't look like Ricky Henderson after he retired Scope. Wait, Yannis used that already in the chat, so he's fucking hacky. Oh, Yannis is a heck! Yannis is a heck! Yannis is a heck! Yannis is a heck! No, I ain't, that's my ass pussy's a heck!

Y'all made that joke, what? I love you Yannis, don't listen to this. Love, love, love, 30 minutes, next comedian. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Yannis, start this with today. Love, love, love, 30 minutes, next comedian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guarantee Yannis already tried to get all of this, two colleagues to watch this for fun. They were like, yeah, I gotta go.

What do you want to do? No, it's funny, it's funny. These are the guys. These are the guys I was telling you about. I don't get it, Yannis. It's not funny. Yannis, I need to start. I'm son, my perfect Brazilian buddy.

Hey, Yannis, I want to journalism school in Brazil Which is like a community college in Queens Okay, second second was When Dan said to Jarein flour your name is Jarein. She mean flour. I say the way I want to say it I don't know that her quoted roots at Jarein Okay, your name Because we're talking about race and stuff. Like Joey's being really racist.

We got him. We were talking about race and the roots reference came out. Oh, okay. Call me hair queen. Oh my god, that's a make me feel bad. And then I think I was the same episode where Robert Lewis was yelling at Dan for not being funny enough and then Robert stopped it and went, no, no, no, no, no, don't listen to Dan.

Don't listen to Joe and it was a good one What the fuck did you just say be the worst list in the history of what the Kelly Kelly Kelly I wrote the letter Did she back the flight did she make the flight? All right, let's go. Yeah, go hurry up Go hurry up Kelly what the fuck did you just do what is did she make the flight? Oh god, I love it

The best bombs in the show when nobody knows what the fuck we're even talking about My friends lose kids by the way Your friends lose kids my friend lose kids. I'm right. Go ahead. What's next? Hey guys my friends lose kids I never got when I said to Joe Drudeau wouldn't listen to Joe. I got a good on fire moment, no? You actually nominated yourself for a quote of the year. And now you're talking about the cut of the show. Like it. No.

OK, listen, real last dude. OK, go ahead. Let's get real here. Let's get real last dude. There's five quotes in Quote. There's five quotes for the year. That really is, isn't it? Kelly is going to be in the top five quotes now for the year.

I don't even remember. Let's do it. Wait a second. Let's hear the quote. Kelly's gonna be in the top five quotes now for the year. I don't even remember. Wait a second. Let's hear the quote. You don't know. She already said it. Well, she did. Yeah. I was a listening. You forgot this version of the quote. I was. She is a scene for everyone. Everyone gets one. Everyone got nominated for the rowing. Oh, it's like the major league I'm all out yeah, you I want some guy wrote the best award for best sponsor read between Lewis and Will silvis oh I rock the sponsor read no way will win That should be the easiest word from to say.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Lewis just invented a, invented a fucking English term. Put the consonants next to each other. Hey, put that away. You made it. No, he did it. Put it away.

I took it away, stop fucking making noise. You're clangling fucking Puerto Rican. Stop it. Put the fucking hammer down. Put it down. I'm about to leave a hammer down. Listen, put the hammer down.

Alright, back to Kelly. I go, Kelly. Kelly's going, I want to hear Kelly's quote, please. What was it? What was yours? Just say the quote. I don't need the backstory. You're not my wife.

I said, Judah wouldn't listen to Jay. And it was a good moment for the shot. Who wouldn't listen to Joe? A good moment for the show. It's a good moment for you. I want to know what it is. If I hit you, would you press charges? Go ahead. Kelly, what's the quote though?

You wouldn't listen to Joe. Hey, do you guys remember that sweet quote that I had when I was like, hey, Judah, what, listen to you? Ben's been up with Dancin' up. I'm gonna get some more at mean cause I just been paper off. After I said that's it called saying cheers If they do skin grafts in December because you just got big We do I still don't know what the quote is It was your quote should have said you the was a list

I know as we put her some on the list trumped up charge Give me the rest of the other win well, well, Chris was when he said to Troy Kwanley, talk to Vanu's girlfriend, died, how you said, just Kelly killer. Oh, no, the Kelly killer. Oh, no, that wasn't even the best part of the day. Well, the best part of the day was for Lewis, where he said, can you take Kelly hiking?

That was the greatest. It's one of the funniest course. But you've missed my quote, too, where I was like, I like hiking. I honestly said in the middle of that stuff. I like it, but Lewis at right before it went to break Can you take Kelly hiking was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life? Was it was it even half as funny as Judah won't listen to Come to an audition and go bitchy I'm just pretty hot. Kelly who won that you have better quotes Kelly you have much better quotes you have better quotes in that you've been way better

top five no one near close to top five guys in your own been It's not even tough. I've sent him to the bowling. All right. Go ahead. What's the next one? That's it. That's a great two. Okay. categories. Yeah. That's that's the only you got more. You got Kelly. No. Fuck you. No, no. You never fucking. There's no no. Kelly. This is beautiful. This is a great thing. Listen, put your nose on. Put your nose on. Put your nose on put your nose on put your nose on take your shirt off Get them titties out Put your nose on put your nose on can't breathe through it. Oh, okay, put it on now Don't worry that'll be lost in quote of the year next year For when Kelly says that someone's at the door I can't breathe in it put it on now. I'm kidding. What do you want to drink?

That's Kelly's code of the year. Okay. So Kelly's code of the year is can I go have a singing? Kelly. Kelly. Kelly's code of the year is Obenos, Australia on January. Kelly, what the fuck is it?

I don't know, anyway. What is it? Who won? Who won? I told you. All right, let's let's rifle through these. Kelly's getting upset. Come on, let's fuck it. I really don't know. is it who won who won? I told you let's let's rifle through these Kelly's getting upset Come on, I really don't know can I read them the nominees are fun Kelly can do it. Let's fucking go. Jesus. Come on Kelly Let's hear it. I'm having so much fun with Come on Best guest yeah best guest okay, we had

That's coming up we have Greg the serial killer Then we had top-tier. Who the fuck is Greg the serial killer? The guy that Joe brought in Greg Norris from Baltimore. Zero killer Great guy. How about Greg the ghost? How about Greg who's the How about Greg I blend in? He's in the top five and nobody remembers who he is. How about Greg? I have no stage presence in life They're at top tit. Yeah, good guest showed a baby to everyone. Who's top tit? Who's it?

I'm gonna show to titties not a beaver. Who is this? Tatiana Tatiana, yeah, but hey stop. Wait, you don't know you weren't there. You weren't there mean Dan. No Yeah, Joe knows also there Joe knows and I know so here's a deal. Did you have a hook up with Tatiana? No, I don't know you weren't there you weren't there mean Dan though. Yeah, Joe knows also there Joe knows and I know so here's a deal Did you have a hook up with Tati? I know I didn't I It almost happened look at your eyes. Yeah, fucking Dead father which one? Real one okay, no, I didn't I thought I was going to nose when we were all working together She's beautiful. How gorgeous. Nis-Sis. How was it, Titties?

I'd never saw them. We never did anything. We got coughs. You saw them here. Oh, they're unbelievable. How were they? They were perfect. I don't want to see them.

They're perfect. I don't want to see them. Perfect little nipples. They were nipples. And then we had my sister when she came in. I know it's... You're nominating your sister. Because she came in.

Well, the way from the other side. I don't Wait, how by a short charge you doing Somebody said most comics for Lyron. They're good looks Kelly is just really funny Yep, okay, good. That was not mean wasn't it? Did anyone read it out? No, it was it was that now it was kind of trying to be mean but compliment you Okay, the winner was Danny from high five Remember the guy that came from Facebook. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was a good one. Kelly, now, but Kelly, now, but Kelly. I don't like the fucking song. Listen, next one,

next category. All right. Well, that, no, he was fucking. That was, remember that? I wasn't here. He fucking comes in from Facebook. He sits down for, I started. He was light half an hour late. They have hour late, he finally sits down, he starts sweating like he's on dope, okay? I got the AC cranking, you couldn't be colder in here, Joe would just be complaining from the, it's fucking cold, my tits, huh? This guy starts sweating, something happened to him

physically, his hormones changed, and then he goes, I gotta go, and I'm like, what do you mean you gotta fucking go? He goes I gotta go I'm like what the fuck is this? He gave you a cut the motion to talk me to cut it. Yeah, stop talking to him. I'm like I go what the fuck I've never he had a panic attack. I've never been in the room Because he thought he didn't know he's gonna he thought it was gonna interview Bobber hang out He was like a big wig at it fucking a. O. L. or Facebook whatever and we were like yeah I'm right there cut and fucked her in the ass in the end word.

That's getting dizzy. It's getting dizzy. I've never heard from him again. I know that my Facebook was fucked up for three months. I swear to God, listen, remember? Oh, the fucking, what the... My Facebook was fucked for three months, and I guarantee it was him. I had to email them to fix it

And then that movie came out about Facebook You know what my favorite corner that movie was no is when Danny I got Kelly oh so he wins. No, I got that was a good one I don't know went through some best nicknames you guys feel free to come out there. Yeah, so for Kelly obviously club tip Chris is Chris scope adopo. So you say it Thank you, but don't get down. Yeah, she's a strict Chris scope adopo show has to kiss guys Joe has to piss guys. Chris Coppado. Joe badly.

Has to piss. Do you see the way he's sitting? Willie Willow butt is the fucking funniest. That should be the winner. It's not even nominated. What are you thinking about it? Chris Coppado. We're thinking about it.

I know what she is. It's like she tried to make a nickname right then in there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Chris Coppado. No, no, no, no, no. We made it up. Oh, you got it. Stoder pop.

Wait, just because he said it. I hear it one time. Doesn't mean it's a nickname. No, go, go, go, go. Birdmouth for Joe. Hey. White bird mouth. That's not even the best one, baby mouth.

Yeah, baby mouth. Oh, my baby mouth, that's that. Yeah, and when I said his mouth is like a dog's asshole, that was the best one. Oh, man, that was the best. That was the best one. That's the best one. It's my, that's the good one.

It does, it looks like a dog's asshole. Like, poop, poop, you tongue out, so it's poop. Go outside, go outside, go outside. Go outside. Do it again. One more time. Bad Joe. Bad Joe. Bad Joe.

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. What if I hit my tongue off, so it's gone. I was not a quote of the year is when he said a titsy roll would choke Joe No, he's like do you want it Joe do you have anything to plug I was again mouth with a titsy roll What the fuck that buddy? What is good is judo no We're gonna break My amie Janis, but the winner was Lewis Amy what What was your Amy for little? Janice's Miami, I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I And you just woke up and wrote all these things I'll see confident on life cuz someone has just offered me four and a half grand I do some fucking Scree scurping over there. All right. What else you got? You're not a one new nickname for G's Kelly Yeah, 4k 4k Kelly what's up just joking? I would like you to work here Just joking. I would like you to work here With the children I want you to come here. I am a Nigerian prince

We would have done it. Kelly still would have said I have to make sure I'm available thank you and my gods to your inheritance your plan on leaving me I will get you a bank round you would remember I'm a little edgy is that okay for you show yeah I have to pay us real bad all right so let's take a break we'll come back we do we come back we do yanky swap the people listening in the watching in the room we're gonna be back you can can we're gonna turn down the volume In case we say some fucked up shit, so you can't ruin our careers later in life, but I'm gonna keep the video rolling so you can watch we'll be back in five minutes Spread the word go retweet this tell everybody what fucking doing this. Please make out on camera. What you make out?

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You can host the whole weekend. It's 4,500. You know what? Let's go back to the show. You heard this an act of proper killies. You know what, dude? Podcast on the right. You made a bumper. It's good. It's called a sweeper. Well, actually, and that's from, yeah, and your human. You made a bumper? That's pretty good. It's got the sweeper. Well, actually technically. And that's from... Yeah.

And your humid end? The sweeper is a more... It is the technological term. It's called... Actually, it's called sweeper. Yeah, you're a Troy Cwon. Yeah. If you have a podcast, I'm gonna do a little play.

You're supposed to do a thing for me, but you didn't do it. If you have a podcast. You can call it... If you're only one in the world. If you have a podcast and you need intro music or sweepers or outro music, get in touch with Troy Cwan. Okay, he's been on the show.

His Twitter's everywhere. Just get in touch with him. He produces for the ONA show and a bunch of shows on serious satellite. And he's been sitting there in the morning, so he's very cheap. Oh Jesus Christ, Lewis. What?

Anyways. He's fine. And he's sexiest. and he's sexy as well Imaging but you won't fuck them. So here's the deal. Don't say sexiest fuck if you're not gonna suck his cock Okay, you don't get to you don't think that you fucking cake be morally on a high ground and then talk about is how awesome He in sexy you want to fuck up say now one more time. I dare to say now one more time. I said mad One more time I dare you to say now one more time. I said mad You are mad you angry

Why do you care? What happened? Joe you're righters now, dude. I got bumpers. I got cold ramps. Dude, I don't need fucking sugars, grains, dude. Dude, I don't like grains. I'm not a greener.

Dude, I don't like grains. I'm not a greener. Dude, I don't like grains. Dude, I don't like grains. Dude, I don't like grains. Dude, I don't like cold ramps that i don't need fucking sugars grains did i like grains i'm not a greener dude i a n s n g baby

i'm apple sted uh... alright so we're back we're gonna uh... thank you for hanging in there everybody in the chat room did you find out we can't anyways uh... if anybody sees how we tweet or are you in the chat room? Let us know how many people are in there Yannis is gone. He hasn't tweeted in a while So what's up? Well, Yannis I think my hack thing took him out Yannis had to go to a meeting

What are we gonna do tomorrow? We have that lady with the cats Yannis can you bring in your wig He's like I have it with me at all times. You know what? You know what, guys? Let's be honest. Oh. Let's be honest.

You're a decade booker. Look at me, I'm just a part of this. See what I'm saying? The Republicans, they be like trippin' son. I got shot in mother f- That's the way, that's for real. That's for real. You can't find a shot That's for real. I lived in Brooklyn. It was dangerous. Yo, yo man. I fuck guy code. Fuck girl code. I'm fucking y'all this code

That's it Bobby's got y'all this head move. I got it. I got it down Y'all is like that. I fucking dream about put somebody in the fucking face Come on fucking fuse TV shit. I'm on 108 on fucking Vapios I'm gonna put your dick on the way out of here. I'm a recent danger field All right, so here we go. Let's do the Yankee swap everybody Do the Yankee swap everybody. Yeah. Look, you're just that hot. I got an extra gift just in case one of you

turns forgot yours. OK, really? Look, hot. I didn't know that. That's a bonus gift. We should raffle that off at the end. No, we're not raffling. Loose.

Oh, shit. No, don't touch things. I can't touch. Listen. Yankee catches this. Do. OK, here we go. So let's do it.

Let's do it. We're going to clear the tips. We can get all the gifts on the table, I think. Yeah, Lewis,'t catch this dude. Okay, here we go. So let's do it. Let's do it. We're gonna clear the tables so we can get all the gifts on the table, I think. Yeah, Lewis, move your beer bottles. Sure, you want to refrigerate it? What? Is this one of the gifts right here?

Yeah. That one seems stupid. This is my gift right here. Hey. That's my gift. John, here's my gift super ball tickets So you said all right here we go Lois is another difference to the little world series

But it's it's gonna be the worst it's been bragging about it for a week like oh like it's so funny like Right, it's funny. Hold on Kelly. I don't just say that I said things. I will say that you just said things I just Fancy over and so I just went to a stop Bobby lick an entire apple like 360 degrees and it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen The skin doesn't have flavor you fucking maniac Bobby Bobby is for play with his food. That was insane.

You weren't trying to be funny. You didn't know anyone was looking. You just fucking licked your apple. I was cleaning it like a fucking hangover. Were you a cat? I was cleaning it. First of all, Lewis, Lewis, you came in your own mouth and then spit it on your kids.

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. I think I would think about killing myself with a pillowcase if I came in my own mouth. I didn't do it on purpose, I accidentally came in my own mouth. Who moaned while they're jerking off? Oh! Never heard of moaning while jerking off. When you really give yourself a good like sash?

Yes! Oh, yeah! Oh, fuck yeah! Who does that? The Rachel Feinstein? That's what Lewis does. Yeah! Yeah! Alright, let's do it, let's go. We're gonna go. People at home are gonna be given to you. Who does that? The Rachel Feinstein? That's what Lewis does. Yeah.

Yeah. Alright, let's do it. Let's go. We're gonna go. And people at home are gonna be giving to you. Dude! Dude! Take one number out of the map.

Why does he go first? Yeah, why does he go first? Yeah, put that back. Go that way, because it's Joe's fucking game. Game. Alright? Now go I way go to sucka dead dogs dick what'd you get one?

Fuck you. Let's say let's say No to me. Maybe I didn't Maybe I did So fucking bummed out Fuck you you you fuck! What did the slash mean? What's the slash mean through the letter? You cut Joe got number two, I'm guessing. I got number two. I got number five.

I got number five. I got seven. I got fuck. You got seven. There's no seven. I got six. What? One maybe. Oh, it's a four, sorry. I thought of it. Lewis says one. I got number three was I looked at it as one I Like you don't have enough Like fucking soda doesn't you need the fucking you know what?

You've got fucking nine shows on MTV 2 and 3 oh welcome back to soda could today We talk about how do why would I want that whoa? I got no but two I got fuck So to good today we talk about how to why would I want that whoa I Got no but two I got fuck We pick no we don't we we pick no we don't you know what now you give if I listen put all the gifts in the middle I'm gonna start this off the proper way. Okay Wait a minute. Where's said there's one two three four five six Come on, talking. I'm gonna fuck up.

What are you gonna do? Shut up, Kelly. What are you gonna do? I am number one. I'm going to Lewis's gift because he fucking, wow. It doesn't even matter because you get last pick, baby, you can pick anything. All right, so wait, you're gonna open it?

You get to know what it is. Yeah, you open, he shows it, whatever it is. Okay, all right, we all get the choice. Oh, here we go. Oh, it's so hot. It's so hot. What is it, oh boy. Is it tickets to it? It's What is it? Copy, go ahead and copy. What is it, boy? Is it tickets to our department?

It's a pregnancy test. It's so stupid. What is it? What is it? It better be $10. This is actually kind of awesome. What is it? It is a real ass coupon.

Ten minutes of silence on the podcast. It's probably one of them. There's multiple of them. Okay, ready? That's one. That's one. That's great. That's one.

The next one is you get a two. Okay, ready? That's one. That's one. That's one. That's one. That's one. That's great. So that's one. The next one is you get into apologize to whoever you've offended. That's a little little do-for-you. That's my umbrella. 30 seconds simulated BJ on Dildo. Alpamentals. Whether it's any pants or out an ear pants seven minutes 30 seconds 30 seconds Must be complete three acts of kindness by the end of the day. Oh Get coffee for bearer of coupon Kelly. I can give you this coupon. I don't give you a coffee

No, it's all for me. I know, it's all from you. Only for you, we can't give it to somebody else. No, you gotta give it to me. We can give it to anybody. I can give this coupon to Kelly, and Kelly can give it to you, so you'd have to give Kelly a copy. That's what I'm saying.

But if you read the fine print on the coupon, it says that transferability is upon my permission. Wait, so I can't- It does say that, and it also says, wait, this is hilarious. I can't give Bobby. It says void, void where prohibited and Miss use warrants arm bar

Sorry, there's there's a much funny about that you know that Beatrice helped him with the spelling on all that Oh, these are good these get better. What is it? 10 minute foot or backrobe He's actually very good mess Pay attention because this coupon Lewis has the compliment Kelly. Yeah, we have to give Kelly, listen to me people. Kelly has to get this gift.

No, I don't want it. So, there's one more in there, isn't there? Not some tangible. Five minutes of silence. There's five minutes and ten minutes of silence. Oh, five minutes and ten minutes of silence. So we should be fucking three years. No, it's been a great gift.

That's a great gift. That's not going past God. I mean, not really. Can I have one of those where you have to leave the show? We had some in there. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Time to go. I got number two. All right, go ahead. I want this shittiest wrapping always is the best gift. Okay, go ahead. It's Robert. That's my gift. Realize coupon. That's my gift. That's my gift. That's my gift.

All right. Here we go guys. Focus up. I don't think that he spent $10 on that. I think he spent $10. I don't know. I spent more than $10. Perfect man. Yeah, I spent actually more because those are my stickers that you fucking stole. Those aren't stickers at all actually. Asso. Those aren't those are designed and printed. God, I hope someone switches with me. Why? That's a fucking great gift. What is it? A travel speaker? Yeah, hold it up to the camera.

It's a good gift. Wow. Yeah, you put it. What is it, dude? When you're on the road in the hotel, you can plug your iPhone or your phone into it. And it's like a real, you can actually play really good music.

I play music? Yes. Oh, wow. You play music off of that. And as a kickstand, so it goes up on the desk and a charge, you can play it through the USB or you can put batteries into a Kickstand You can take that to the park for your shitty picnics and you can play music

You can play you can play music from your phone and everybody can have a speaker of a kickstand It's not a bike so Bobby keeping it. It's got a bell and pegs Bobby bought that when he was boarded a truck stop That's such a truck stop I was gonna kick no matter what it truck stop that's such a truck stop I was gonna Kitten's no matter what it was because that's not a real gift just let everyone know you honestly That's a real gift. Yeah, it's bullshit back. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here butter bean Mother What's the what's the what's the gig here? No, that's great. That's no gig you take it in. I'll take where the gig is

Yeah, that's a great gift keep in mind put that in your bag your backpack and anywhere you are you can have music But not that shitty fun. I got a good here. I'll be keeping this the whole way through. All right here we go Who's next I am number three? I got one of those Joe? Who who is who's what here one? This is my guess mine Skype I This is my guess mine Skopos rap like fucking prevalent cheese Where's Joe's a worst Kelly? I could have taken no swapping Last year I gave an excellent present that you won Bobby. Yeah, buddy. He could have swap it down and then he would have taken mine when

Just now I didn't chose not to show yeah, okay. Yeah, so you're you're look you're running the rules you tell us what What's doing? Yeah, I could have I had the off so you're keeping it Lewis opens a gift and he has the option of any this Okay, the dumb coupons and if you could take himself and then it's negated. It's right. So we got to keep the fucking thing out of his hands. I gave a gift that I gave my mom in fifth grade coupons for me to do chores. I gave a real ass coupons. I gave my wife a massage coupon around three years ago in a rubah. Yeah, she used it. Fucking uses it. She's fucking so tired.

We just had a whole pizza by myself and then she goes guess what? And I was like, boo. I gave my girlfriend a stop kind of Lingo's coupon. When I'm in the middle, she can hand it to me. Hey, hey buddy. I got a bandana coupon. Yeah, can I get a beer? Yeah.

Lou. All right, you're up there, Lou. I'm gonna take Kelly's, because I know that she tries really hard. Yeah. Okay, here we go. You have a chief fails. Kelly.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I think for me honest. No, I'm looking. No, we got nothing. I Tell me I think from me honest. No, we got nothing do you have 20 minutes why look at us not oh It's a star trek. What is it? Oh? It's a star trek mr. Potato heads. Actually, that's pretty cool. That's fun. Oh, you know what Joe I would take that from my kid take the shitty gift away for me So Joe has to give you the good gift. Oh my god That's right tickets in here. Oh, no There isn't your fucks of Boston Don't get me scratch tickets. Yeah, dude. I do it. me a Dunkin' Donuts regular and a fucking set for life.

Lewis is a 30-hour superlake. Get caught in here. 2020. Dude, get me a 120 set for life, kid. The fucking regular. Dude, you got fucking 10 dollars? They're gonna give me a million dollars. See if they have any, dude, see if they have any

fucking crawlers, kid. And I want a set for life and a fucking win big. They're gonna give me a fucking straw for my Dunkin' Coffee. All right, here we, I suck anybody's dick to switch. I want that I want that I want that and I will let you suck my dick. All right. Let's go come on Combined

Joe and Kelly who's that mine that's Dan. Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with Dan because Dan makes the most money out of all of us That was my thought process, but Bobby I Phone five it was a ten dollar fucking love it if it was yeah, but you don't have to really I made it difficult Fucking damn yeah, it's an MTV keychain It's a lock of Andrew Schultz's hair It's an MTV keychain. It's a lock of Andrew Schultz's hair. It's a Pete Davidson hat. It's a hat that doesn't stay on the right side.

Those are just... Oh. I can't get it out. How did you get it in you? I did it because I knew this could be a problem getting out. I asked the guy who goes, I don't know me. I'm barely fitting that bag. And I was like, then I'll take it.

It is a magic magic This is shitty gift yeah, all science point to yes is Dan a cheap cunt Dan is a cheese as your name. It's just Dan is a Doesn't even work the fuck oh says it came up. It's a yes. All right here. We go. Let's go. Well that was purchased today. I want hang on I want to switch you want I want no I want oh wait Dan has the coupons. I want dance coupons. You want my coupon? Yes, I do So you have your own And I want these

I'm gonna do dan just totally luck out My sources say no There we go Kelly and Joe got a box. That's the way it works, but he gets choices. Yeah, we get choices. He can switch it up I spent a lot of money in the bag. I need it back Kelly and Joe the fuck it is I think it's I think it's so awesome. Is that it?

Trojan condoms. Trojan condoms and then there's a little airplane thingy. This is the Jill List package. Oh, and he's album. How did you know? What's the album say? That's where $10 in itself. What does it say?

So far, no good. That's my album. See? I said that for $10 in the road. I thought that was a review Oh, and some and some uh Dental floss. Yeah, it's the Jillless package condoms dental floss in my CD and also the dental floss the Lewis just for shits and giggles I'm making smell it afterwards

Kelly that was funny fuck all you guys that was mean and funny Kelly you know what you need is a couple of potato heads Okay, let's go Are you keeping it are you changing you can get the fucking Lewis coupons? You don't want these to abuse that's the best gift by far What's the Lewis Cooper you don't want these to abuse? That's the best gift by far honestly keeps on giving me surprise that it comes back to old numerino You won't use it you won't use it you're out of town too much I'm gonna not using a gift I'm gonna keep this one Potato head a magic April a shitty fucking Dwayne Reed speaker

Dwayne Reed that's right Bobby would have got that for free somewhere. Bobby had a fan send this in. I should have got that Mr. Potato, I could have gave it to my kid. It's Joe, good. I enjoy it, Mr. Potato. Come on, let's go. You have your own gift.

He's like, yes. Scoop a wooden spoon. What did he get to help with? Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop a, Scoop He's got a quarter-patter per shoot. Yeah. He's got fucking shot-cudary. Fucking asshole. It's a say anything he keeps you in. It's a fucking half-moon. Dude, it's a half-moon.

I got from the fucking banker. It's an Italian horn. You're wearing it around, you're next. It brings you good luck. It's a left-right center game. That's the game I played. Oh, I love left-right center. That's a great game.

Oh, my God, I love it. He used to prop that up. What was that game we played? Is that? What? Started up motherfucker. What was that noise? Turn your phone off. Are we back on? Sorry for going offline there everybody for a second. Are we back on? Yeah, we're good. Oh, it's gonna go back on a second. How we back on? Yeah, we're good. Oh, it's gonna go back on a second.

I gotta carry this around. Okay. Yeah. Alright, so we're back on, I'll see what we care about. There's a real short one, but here we go. Alright, so is it back on? That's what we gambled with, right, Bob? First time I've been running out with you.

Yeah, this is it. This is right left center. Is this shit? How do you do about that? I do not believe that cost $10. $9.99. Yeah, this is expensive 99 Is it working? You got ripped buddy

Okay, so now what now I decide I can switch now right yeah, you can switch what do you want? Speaker nice Really that's a good fucking exchange right there. Yeah, everyone's happy over there And it all comes back to numero uno everybody is really thrilled. I'd rather have fucking Bobby slick Man listen here's what I'm gonna do yeah. Yeah, number one. Yeah, okay? Yeah, yeah, the tap What do you want I'm gonna go gift by gift and let you know if I want it? Yeah, or if I don't want it Lewis you can keep your Puerto Rican sound system

Skopo you keep your So you keep your port So to mess up and made a better joke Joe's reaction from the potato head is too priceless He keeps that Kelly Listen to Joe's album I Got nothing I Uh, listen to Joe's album. I got nothing. I just, I have Joe's album, I have floss and...

What are we doing, man? It's down to me and you, Bob. You want this. Well, here's the deal. Yes. Who doesn't want real ass proof of it? Can I just go through the coupons, why? Do it again.

I just wanna go through this. Real, scoop up. Five minutes of silence on podcast 10 minutes of silence. I want to use these right now Apollo just do ever you offended. Oh my god. Yeah, but these are things you make Bobby These are all things you make lose do a second simulated BJ on dildo you've already made him do that must complete three acts of kindness by Adam day made him do that Get coffee from who for a bearer of coupon you asked for help for that no Ten-minute foot or back rub I do foot cuz I got a fucked up toe

I pans a fucking he's gonna amazing hands real hit. I mean really Dan You know what I mean and then and then compliment, compliment Kelly, which could be me. Probably, yeah. Or even your son or your wife. You can have to compliment some of those. Look at me. And if you take these, I will not be mad at you.

But the fact is, I'm getting that goddamn match gapal and I have a fear of those. I don't like voodoo. What I have a fear of, just start trek as well as Mr. Potato? I'll fucking trade you. Here's the deal. Here's the deal.

I'll give you these, you give me that. You can take the April, I'll take those. You can have this, I mean, what the, oh. But Bobby, here's my question. And this is my main, this is what's stopping me for taking those two shots. You should wear that hat all the time, by the way.

It fits your head. Thank you. Yeah. Follow up. You should wear that hat all the time, by the way. It fits your head. Thank you. Yeah. Follow up. You have a wooden puppet nose. I do. I'm a real boy. Deal with it.

All right, hang on real quick. I got danced. His gifts to us. Dance, my gift, Kelly, a self-help book. Lewis bananas, because he's a zoo animal. Dan soda, Mary X Miss got your girl in audition on girl code prepared to be left. Dan Soda's girl.

So I'm gonna make it about him. Mary X Miss. Dan Soda's girl is crazy hop by the way. I got him an old, old job back handling, handing out flyers for Chessie May's bar room before girl code. My gift for list of Valtrex, one tube left him, let him suffer. Bobby, my gift is a box of donuts with sprinkles. Just like Yannis's sets, this has gone on way too long

and didn't have any writing at it. Guys, Lou Dog, whoa, Lou Dog. Guys, for just one Yeah, let's be honest That's crazy. I don't know I like all my magic shit. Yeah, fuck that you get fucking Valtrex fucking kid What the fuck? Yo son Obama can't be open your face like a mother fuck yo my am he's crazy with all these people around Now Bobby Your power alone can make Lewis you can make Lewis do all those things right. I do not rob his foot I do not need these you don't need

But I could buy one if I needed it the foot up. Yeah, I could buy one these could be on the market You're getting yourself putting on We could sell we could sell some of these to the fans. Well, that's what I was just gonna bring up to you Robert Yes, so I know you don't like magic eight balls. I don't wish I had someone Yeah, but I will take the magic you want these I want those there you go Dan. I will give these to you I will give these to you. I will take the magic eight ball and Throw it out the window. I have a sincere question. When are you gonna make it?

I did that this year. Sorry. My sincere question is, can we not have a fucking sincere moment on the goddamn show? I'm sorry, I thought you hated those. No, I love them, I'm about to have one. Good, sincerity, Serredi Joe.

All right, that could be the best nickname next year. Or Chris Popapo, what are the fuck? It'll be something Kelly made up in a fever dream. Oh look, it's Lou DeBoom. My nose is redding. I got a fever. And he had a baby. Lou DeBoom.

Is Kelly's plan going to crash on the way back? Do my reply is no, you're safe. Bobby, you said you'd do like, we're dirt. But your boat will crash. Oh. I'm going to America, I can. Bobby does like Voodoo, because he becomes completely engaged with it, his eyes are blackened out.

I think I'm a little deep, but I'm not going to. Oh, he. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Let's go.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all know that if Bobby could read, I might not need the cyber banana bandana. You illiterate working class. Mass. I fucked up that one, the mass halls for you. Well, first of all, I'm reading fucking,

like, uh, two-point helvetica on an iPhone. Go fuck the car. Yeah, I made, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, details to my fucking, you know, that's how I'm smiling. I'm just, yo, what do you think of those? I was gonna be sincere, and I want to be sincere for a moment. This has been like a really, yeah, big year for me, and I, I have a question and it's's just where is the receipt for these potato heads? Because I could use $9. Listen man.

I like it. I'm kidding Kelly. I look great and I'd love to see your two. I like the potato heads. Me too. Are you kidding? I love them. I want them. Kelly, what do you get? I got Jerry's present with the old socks. Yeah Kelly and I got each other's presents Well, what you got you know condoms so you can have sex yeah with Troy quon and tooth floss for right before the sex and my album you can put that on when you're trying to get laid in the back She can also use the tooth floss to cut off those calcium deposits under armpit and her asshole Tie just tie him off with some Thing that's fun. What is that? Well next time time we got it on the puck, you can do this. It's a little thing.

You put it in the last thing, you shoot it. I was told we could shoot it in here. Scopus got the speaker though. You wanted this, Joe. I would love the speaker. But you know what? I don't need a speaker, because I have Star Trek Mr. Potato Head.

Everybody knows how passionate it is. I'm not the only one who put any thought into my gift. How's it deal? This show with it. The honest Yannis pop this show feels like a local radio show in Wastimass a bunch of high school graduates and there's Yannis joining on again too long Yeah, well, thanks a lot for turning on us. Yannis. We're fucking Christ. What an ass. He wrote Joe is having a great year The Instagram videos with his girlfriend or getting 17 likes. Why is he getting vicious? Does he make any of his girlfriend?

Oh! Oh! Jesse's fucking Pete! Jesse's fucking Pete! Oh, a bit of a mess. Oh, well, like K-bosy's in here now. K-bosy! K-bosy!

Yeah, he's the here now Like the back signals Why did I get a picture of his girl you weren't on that episode Wait what his dick in his girl's pus. Yeah. Wow, does girl know? I don't know. Now she does, she's listening. All I want for Christmas is to see Lou Dog make up with Kelly. Let's, let's, let's, Kelly, can you kiss him?

Can you kiss him? Kavazis, Kelly. Kelly, let him just give you a kiss. Just a kiss. He probably made me use it, it would go to the dentist first. All right, wait, you have two floss and a condom. Yeah, and he's got fucking outwards, many outwards. Do me a favor, rub them on your teeth.

Rub them on your teeth. Rub them on your teeth. Kelly, you don't have to make out with them. Just give them a kiss. Christmas kiss. For Christmas, here we go. Do you always be Christmas? Just do it for Christmas.

Come on. He's trying to stick his tongue in. He sucked a dick for the show. He will try and stick his tongue in. He will not. He will not. Ready? For Christmas.

Everybody's, Dan, do we have a Christmas song you can sing have yourself just trying to save all the beers Oh Mary little Christmas. All right here we go ready off the wagon Here we go here we go Kissing Kelly made me want to drink again Kelly put your phone down No, but who's kissing who he's kissing me or he's kissing you now kiss on the lips Yeah, you lips lips on the lips have yourself Very Mary kiss on the lips Lips those are thick gray Who says thick lips?

You miss the potato One do it one two slow Kelly just close your eyes and let this go one two Yeah, I just saliva We funny if Kelly's lip fell off a week from now or she just got pregnant I'm kidding. Lee she's baby. Yeah, I'm in a mouth. Lou now. I just love it. No, I didn't Guys can we delete that beer is gonna see? I hope I really do uh-huh you're fucking your stupid dumb thing fell you're gone I lizard man

You give me a while. We're done and you let me know when I drop these fucking cool book. We do we tell him to get a Don't you want a coffee? Not right now, bro. What about a massage? Not right now, bro. How about 10 minutes of silent? Not right now, bro The fuck man Right, I'm gonna be waiting By the way, you know what I stole that envelope from doing pre- nudges went in and took it from behind

We know you stole my stickers too. I did see your stickers dude I don't want to the image and I fucking created the coupons. Oh, I gotta give you stickers Swapping so we already swamped it's all done so you want the best potato head? We swap spin I wanted the potato head, but he's not giving it up. He doesn't want to Potato head you want to get out of here? You want to get it? you can have it. It's like gift to you. I'm gonna say I Jesus it's heavy. Yeah, cuz it's good. Yeah, like well This gonna be worth money so I'm gonna sell this on toy hunter someday. How much do you want for this?

Nothing do you want the apple? No, that's okay. All right. Listen here. We go Joe. You got to take the apple You got it. You got to carry the apple. You got to put it in your pocket. I'll take the A-Ball, Joe? No, that's okay. All right, listen, here we go. Joe, you got to take the A-Ball. You got it. You got it. I don't want to carry the A-Ball. You got to put it in your pocket. I'll take the A-Ball. Put it right here, dude.

Joe, no, no, you got your gift. I want both. That'll be funny for a big one. Can't have both. Put it over here. Yeah, leave it there. Yeah, leave more shit in the studio. Louis's going to make more money than me this year.

I make more money than you ever year. It's a decidedly shusser. Yeah, I hate it. Try again. Hello. Ask legal money. Can we see, can we see Mauricia kiss Lewis now? No.

Mary X miss everyone. Miss you guys. Happy holidays. Great show. Yannis pop us everybody. Read the chat room. Lannis pop us. One more time, Ken.

We just overrated. Let's be your man. We just overrated. That's happy. You're there. Pappy, Pappy, my feet, Pappy. Degrees, I know everything. I am Greek. I'm used to it. You're naked.

They need to be raising the dead ceiling. What's a grip? What's a grip? All right, here we go, guys. You guys, thank you so much for today. We had another, I think it was a successful year. This year, Dan Soda, I got like five shows. Seven.

Seven. We got fucking Joe made over 17,000. Most money he's ever made, got sober. His life has changed. Fucking Lewis Gomez was on his way to Mexico. And then Lewis J. Gomez told me to stay and how he's a real ass dude He's got he's got new management. He's got all kinds of shit going on TV credits. I lost management He's got hot podcasts sports podcasts on the internet got a chick. She's out of town

I'm gonna try to fuck Kelly the next camera on mouth. I can't even move And spit it on your tips. We got scop out of my own tits. We got Scopo, who he's fucking came out of nowhere. Now he's one of the guys on the show. He produces the show. And then we got Kelly's going back to Australia. Thank God almighty for all the way back to the show. I got a fucking baby. Baby the hell.

I got a little Maximus Kelly. And I got a new house. I moved out of the fucking city I moved out the house. I got a house up with the Jews and I got some other good news Don't mention my people. Oh, what is that? I'm rocking an outfit. No, you have to know Yeah, you're quitting special I know fuck no, well, no, what is it dude? Yeah, you're quitting special special now fuck. No. What is it dude? Yeah, I can't I can't shut up. No, it's not I put it on mute and announce it and then get a reaction now. Let's all guys

Let's guess things that are clearly better than what it is to really trump his new You're gonna be the new star of Louis CK's new show on FX come you Bounce a headlining gig somewhere! You can eat grains again! I got great nose, but not now. I'm now a freaks lady. A new Twitter follower? No.

You're licking apples. No. You're gonna get your hair back? No. That'd be really good. Don't tell Jutha Shishiti on you. Why would you say that? I'll be fall off something. Fucking J you fucking you are a piece of shit fucking

On the fucking Christmas episode that was a real-ass kiss really this is it off the air again All right anyways, wait guys is that video gonna come out and like go out on the internet? Yes, it is Lou. That's why I was fighting. Yeah. Yeah. It's going on the internet job bud guys So there you go We all let me tell you something seriously the guy this the show itself has Move forward this year more than it is it has ever has whoa I Guys the show

Whoa That wins next year Guys this show breaking guy code man. This show has become Amazingly funny and and it's and it's all to you guys you guys are the core people and all the other comics that come on I really appreciate it. Hope everybody has fun doing it. The show has gotten so many more followers The last last few months have been just amazing Every show we put out. So I really appreciate you guys Lewis real last dude Dan Dan Joe Kelly, Scopo. It's been an amazing year. I really appreciate you guys coming on and being as funny and as real and as awesome as you got.

And you guys are personally some of my favorite people on the planet. So I you're my friends. Yes, you Lewis. You guys are my friends. I love all you guys and I'm glad that we're all everybody had a good year, everybody progressed, everybody had stuff going on and and this show you know benefited from that and and all you listeners out there. Thank you for listening, thank you for supporting these guys, all these comics that come on here, you show up at our shows and you and you listen to the show. We really appreciate it. So I hope you guys all have a very Merry Christmas.

Happy Hanukkah, whatever the fuck you celebrate. Kelly, are you really going to fuck up this perfect ending? Are you raising your hand? I wanted to thank you. Okay, go ahead Bobby I want to thank you too, so I wrote it in a card and gave it to you at the beginning of the show Kelly go ahead Should I do yeah, I did my I want to thank you in the form of a list that I made me Bobby these are my top five moments I've thank you you can read out my card if you can understand my hand no I want Joe doesn't want I want to let you guys know I got you all a gift Yeah, I think it's terrific. No, no, I got you all a gift. Um, here's a thing

We're going to one no no no, I was supposed what I was supposed what? You're scaring me when you're sacred. I'm not fucking, you're not gonna, he's not getting a gift. I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding. No, you're not quitting your job. I got every, the core group, which is you guys, I got you guys all a gift card to Apple. Oh! So you, I was reminded to put lay instead, I don't really use that.

Were you really? No, good. Were you, like, Apple Apple or the Apple that you're licking? No. I was supposed to pick him up on the way. I was supposed to pick him on the way now today, but I had to shuffle. Oh, yeah. And I forgot about shuffling. Because you live in the church.

You always have to shuffle because you've got the short legs. It's really sweet. His love is the brightest star of Christmas, wishing you all the blessings of his love at Christmas and only. Can you understand my writing? Who's who's that? It's said Lord Jesus Christ, Bobby. Oh, Robert, what can I say? I would have more.

We can do it. I can't read it. I can't read it. No, Dan, wait a minute. Dan, I swear to God, Dan, I'll run all across this table. My grandmother. I don't give a fucking I'm worried about my grandmother. What's wrong with her? She's a fucking Sam Fran fan. What what did you say?

86 and I'm worried about her. What's wrong with her? I don't know. She I don't why she calling me That's why I'm wondering I know she probably call you damn you know the San Fran's playing this week. She's always she's Bobby the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the If it wasn't for you Bobby, I hate you. I wish I Wish because you deserve so much more success in a love because that's what you give us with family Love and more love to you don't max for 2014. Love yeah Killy. That was very sweet Kelly.

Yeah. Alright, so here's the deal. Okay, it's my turn, right? Anyways. It's terrible. I kind of hope it. It was born like that. Oh my god, you were born with the ability to write.

I can't write. That was a good joke. Guys, really? I knew jokes. Thank you Bobby. I knew everything. I'm going to have here. Do You haven't practiced once to you a born It is like I Got a lot of fun Kelly's members have a born with

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