Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Lilliputian | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #51

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder discuss Joe List pitching Left Right Center, New York City’s comedy scene vs Austin’s comedy scene, Tony Hinchcliff, Brendan Sagalow, Joe DeRosa, boxing at SkankFest, Luis’ dead mom vs Bobby’s alive mom, their favorite moments of the festival, Tim Dillon reading Knives and Spoons, Rich Vos trying to fight Matan Evans, and who loves Steve Jobs more, Rocky Trivia, and more! Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital. LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-regz/id1700969607 SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast https://robertkellylive.com/https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Luis J. Gomez https://luisofskanks.com/ https://www.instagram.com/gomezcomedy/https://twitter.com/luisjgomez Joe List https://twitter.com/JoeListComedy https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Dan Soder https://www.dansoder.com/  https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/  SPONSORS  ZippixGet 10% off first order w/ code “REGZ” https://zippixtoothpicks.com/ Aura Get $35 off Carver Mat Frames using code REGZ https://on.auraframes.com/REGZ True Classic Support the show at trueclassic.com/regz BodyBrain Coffee Use code REGZ25 to get 25% off https://www.BodyBrainCoffee.com/ Small Batch CigarUse code REGZ10 for 10% off plus 5% rewards https://www.smallbatchcigar.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Regsmerch.com. Get it. Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. I got a great idea. Are we ready to start? Start. Start.

Start. Start. I want to start. I got a great idea. Let him start. You just actually... Great idea. What's up, everybody?

We're back right after Skank Fest. What a fucking time. We're back in the studio. It's Christmas time. We got Joe List of the Truth. We got Dan Soda, Corporate Dan. We got Lewis J. Gomez, A.K. The Rattlesnake.

And we got me the dude. And yes, that's my... The dude. Dude, what's up, guys? How are you? You know what's Sarah? Hi. Called Lewis.

Hi, Dan. What does Sarah call me? Hold on. What did this... Call me. Come on. I don't know. I don't know if it's good about it.

You know what? Hold on. Let me take that back. Coming in. Hi. Let me rewind him for a second. What did your wife call me? She called you the Puerto Rican Michael Scott.

You, why, wait. I am a little bit of Michael Scott. You're the boss. You're inappropriate. You're funny. You're charming. Kind of an idiot Who is it?

Michael Scott From the office Yeah No, I've seen that He went to Jamaica And came back That was like my identity For about a year

Yeah You're really close Michael Scott But I have a great idea For next year's skankmas All right We're all right Do we think it's gonna be a good idea

Or do we think it's gonna be a shit idea I think it's gonna go You should just leave me And Karen alone In a hotel room For 24 hours I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be

I think it's gonna be a terrible idea I think it could be a terrible idea I think it's gonna come out like and then we're going to go he's going to sell it like it's a yeah yeah the problem is like if it was just simply uh constructing a joke or a comedy special it'd be like this is fucking incredible when it comes to ideas functional ideas for the real world if it ain't cookies it ain't it bitch wow

man what you got here's what's going to happen it's going to be a great idea bobby's going to pretend it's a bad idea why am i god i swear on my son's life i will give you my honest man's going to play it in between dan's going to be like bobby makes a good point but lewis is also right you're going to love the idea Fence sitting, Dan. Joe, I take offense to that. I take offense to that. If it's a good idea, I will fucking like it.

Dan takes a fence and sits on it. I take it and I shove it right up my butt. And then I wait to fall over the right side. I want to clarify, I'm not saying you're going to say it's a bad idea because you poop-poo all my ideas. I don't. I'm not saying that. I love a lot of your ideas. I'm saying this idea you're not going to care for.

Okay. Oh, God, is it? A little room. And I don't know how you, I don't know all the details yet. So don't jump down my throat. He's using his hands. A little room at Skank Fest. Maybe it's certain times a day.

Maybe it's all days. Rotating left, right, center, game. Let me say this. Let me say this. It's not even your idea. We did a left-right center tournament and had them as an actual sponsor for the festival two years in a row.

No, you did. I swear on my son's life. So Joe just saw something and then recreated it. Joe just thought he had an idea. Well, what does it mean? It's not my idea. I wasn't aware of this. You don't remember the left-right center tournament

that we did? At Skank Fest? Didn't you? No. Maybe I'm too busy watching the naked show. and jerking off or whatever. But I don't think so. Do you remember this?

No, but I do remember me playing it on the comedy cell of boat cruise. That's where I learned about it. You taught me left, right center, and that was the first time I ever really hung out with you outside of, like, just a couple shows or whatever. And we became friends through the game of left right center. That was my, instead of us sitting around doing nothing

waiting for Chappelle to get off on the boat, let's play some games, and let's gamble. But also, let's be honest here, So it's actually my idea that Lewis made a better idea at a game that exists. Now, you want to take that out of it. But it's not your idea. It's a game that exists in the world.

It was my idea. It was my idea to bring it to comedian. Doing it as a tournament at Skankfest. My idea is to bring it to bring comics. To bring comics. No, for comics together. Comics don't play games. We usually sit around and just yap. I said, let's focus this energy.

And let's have fun. Bring some dice. I bring fun. So if you've done it twice, then it is, in fact, a good idea. You remember this at all? I don't remember. It's a great idea.

I'm saying it's not your idea. It's my great idea. It's actually, I initiated the idea. Now, this will be the truth test of the idea. You don't get any credit for the idea. I initiated, you didn't know what right center left was until I told you. Would you just be happy that it's a good idea or do you want the

credit for the idea? I don't need the credit. If it's already happening, that's great. But I just thought that would be fun. We did. I believe it was a 16 table torn with eight people at every table. We made it a $500 grand prize.

So every table got whittled down until you had one final table. No, I'm sorry, it was eight tables. I just say something? Eight people per table. What are my favorite words? Riddle. Wittled it down? Whittled it down. Do you remember who won?

It was it? A comic or fan? I don't remember. Well, I don't remember. What years was it? The one where you did it outside in Houston, for sure. And then we did it the year before, and it was sponsored in Houston. So what is the difference? We just did it the year before in Brooklyn was off. What's the difference between your idea and his idea? He did it. We did it

already. He was a great idea. He brought an idea to the table that already existed. Dude, I have an idea. I'm going to have a phone that you could browse the internet on. That's a great idea. It's a fucking great idea, right? That's awesome. I can't just think of that. I just thought of that, dude. Gullable Dan.

I like gullible Dan. New character. The guy who believes anything? Are you, for real? It's Joe Rogan on his podcast. Wow. Go. Good.

Joe. Joe, you're upset? Yeah, Joe, I'm sorry. All right. It was a great idea. We have 40 cookies for you today. Why are you upset? Paco's gone. Dude, you just knocked the cookie on the floor. Bobby, you don't understand how anything works in the world? That looks like an oaky cookie. That's crazy. It does look like a bunch of people. It looks like an awful waffle. Awful waffle. Poco's out to do this for the next hour. What, Dad?

Paco's out getting more cookies. No. No, he's not. We have too many cookies. Why would you get more cookies? I'm not eating any cookies. I'm not eating any cookies. I'm only doing one meal a day.

That's my new fast. Through the holiday? Well, I was doing a 36 hour fast every other day. And then I was like, Chad CheapT was like, you're going to die. Please stop. You're going to get chap. Nobody else. Everyone told me to double down.

You're doing good. You're going to get Chet TBT psychosis. No, stop it. That's not a thing. Yeah, people are going, fuck. and nuts. What do you mean? They're talking to AI, and AI's going, yes, that's a great idea.

And then people are going, I'm God. It's like really happening. It's like a big problem. But hold on it. It's not, it's not a problem. Can I tell you why? AI psychosis? I'm not saying that the thing that you're talking about doesn't exist. I'm saying, look it up.

We all do that. I'm not saying the thing you said doesn't exist. I'm saying that if people are being, taking more chances and creating more and using it, something to bounce ideas off of and just overall, just being better versions. themselves. That's only a good thing. Are you? Right, Chad, TBD? You're right.

I love CEO Gomez. If people are creative... I'm not going to mess with the innovative space that this new artificial intelligence is bringing into my fingertips. I'm not a recognize. Just chatting on his phone at Washington Square Park was shit in his pain. It's his only friend.

And we're asking AI to tell us about the AI. I'm not. It's not a thing. Lewis became an AI psychosis denier. And so now I think he's... Well, let me tell you some. My AI therapist tells me I don't have AI psychosis. It also said eating rocks is good for me.

Pretty sick. It'll get you on Saturday Night Live. Yeah. Tell you that much. That's selling. What do you mean by it? We'll get you on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, I didn't get that either.

What does that mean? No, that was this whole thing. You got famous. He went viral for saying, I eat rocks. I'm not retarded, though. That was his big bit. Oh, really? I didn't know.

Camp Patterson. Oh. Oh, I always saying that because... I had a debate with Tony Henscliff. This is actually a good debate for this show. because I posted they were like you guys should do

Skank Fest in Austin because it's got the most, he's got the best comedy scene in the world and I was like well no New York still has the best comics

and I wrote that and then Tony Hinscliffe screenshot it to me and said to me he was like really you think New York's got better comics than us and then he was like

who do you have and then I just fucking wrote I don't pull up the list I just like and then I was like who do you have Rogan and fucking Tom Sigura and then Roseanne is like

the third best and Shane sometimes Shane sometimes Tim Dylan Not anymore. No, Tim Dylan, we have Tim Beck. He spends most of his time here. What do you say after that?

He's sort of arguing with me. I'll pull the text. We got David Tell. We got Chris Ross, Louis C.K. Colin Quinn. Todd Barry. Daniel Simonson. I don't know if I put Todd Barry.

I think even are some There's so many underrated comics that are fucking Lenny Marcus is hilarious. Ethan Simmons Patterson. No, that's the thing. Like the average. comic, the guys you don't even know about like blow the guys in Austin

away, like absolutely, all the guys who are doing the mothership, that small room, every one of them that moved from New York, couldn't even get on stage at the stand, couldn't even get on stage at the New York comedy club. These guys were failing in fucking New York. This is a fact. It's an absolute fact. I'm trying to start a war. No, it's a war. They know what the fuck's up. They left New York because they couldn't gut it here. Let's get real.

Yeah. Let's get real. Let's get real. Let's get real ass. It's fucking serious. Skankfest is over. Now the bridges get burned. It's enough with the blind. What the fuck? Separate body, equal. Oh. Let's just cut this and put it up.

I wrote Best Comics are in New York. First clip of the podcast is just Joe saying that with no reaction. Yeah, guys, you gotta do something. Well, you know, it was Lewis is looking at his phone. Look at this, no chocolate-black. I'm trying to fucking continue the video. There's no chocolate chocolate chip. That's because he don't like it.

Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother, Rob. He likes just a little bit of chocolate mixed with all that white. Just take the culture and bake it into you. Look at that right there. Read the list. Greer Barnes, we got Greer Burns. I missed whatever that bit was, but I hated it.

You hate any bit? You're not in. Just read the list. I hated it. You know what? It was bit fomo. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't like when he's... You're doing the research.

We were having a fucking skip. You got to skip through a bit. I don't know what it was. It might have been incredible. Bob, Lewis, I literally point-guarded it to you. Yeah. I was for you. Hold on.

Joe thinks point-guarding is asking a question. That's crazy. It wasn't a question. It's a whole point-guarding is an art. Damn, it's a lifestyle. It wasn't a question. You didn't even listen You fat fuck

I'm getting better That's such a fat thing to say I'm getting better I'm getting better And then he does this The only part that's not fat All right Give us a list

Okay So By the way the joke we were doing Was racist And it was fun You would have been good at it Yeah you would have actually Can you reset it up

And we'll do it And then I'll do the list Joe does You're saying let's get real Let's get real It's enough with black people already. Go. Okay, boog, boog, boog, boogoo,

right there. See, this is the Gas Digital version that they only get on gas digital. They're just funny. I watch it, I go, do you guys know there's a whole separate version of the podcast on Gas Digital? And they leave it all in. They have a different name. The episode's called Oogabuga

at one point I read Bobby's social and they just leave it in. I'm so upset you did that because now I look like an asshole. Why? Because you could have done something a little. No, remember that thing you made up that already happened at Skankfest twice? Give me more ideas. What about a roast?

A roast of you. We roast you. No, can I say? We're talking about doing a roast. Friday night next year. We're only doing the jam on Saturday, Sunday. Roast. If we did New Orleans again, big room roast, everybody at the festival, you're one of the people we're talking about.

I don't want to be roasted. I don't care. You don't have any saying this. You could not show up. No, you could just go, no. You can go, I'm not going. You simply can go, no. It's a social contract.

We got it. Talk to Alan. You wouldn't do it. I want to go, you don't want to roast me? Watch this, ready? Watch this. Do it, ready? Hey, we're going to do a roast on you. No, thanks. Well, I'd be a roaster.

I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm still going to make it. You'll be a roaster at the end. You'll roast everyone that just roasted you. I don't know. Joe. By the way, as I'm seeing his face, he kind of likes the idea. No, it should be someone... Because we love you. We want to celebrate you.

You're a fucking, you're a Skankfest royalty. Well, I am making a masterpiece of me. Yeah. And we're going to premiere it at Skankfest next year. I can't wait. And we're going to roast. That's perfect. It's perfect. It's perfect.

All right. But I got dibs on Hirshberg. Well, he's going to be one of the rosters? No. He's not going to be a skank fist. He's not invited one year. He was one and done. I think he's great roaster.

He's incredible. I'm saying he writes for me. You don't go taking him. I got. I got Zach. Zach's mine. I got Mike Lawrence. Oh, he's good.

Bobby's fucked. Oh, no, no. I got, um, I got Danny. Oh, fuck. All right. It just says sweat nervously. Breathe. I have Danny.

Somehow breathe through your eyes. Stand and stare at me while you breathe through your eyes. Did I tell you this already that Danny asked me to throw fish at him Sunday? Danny's a good hang. I had a good hang with him at Skank Fest on Sunday. He's a great hang, but he does some character. I get a text. It's called, what is it called?

What is it? Danny Bass. Danny Bass. I was a fish and I wanted you to feed me fish food. Yeah, he called me up too. He said, can you? Can you feed me fish food in between my bits? I was like, no.

My wonderful wife, who's not always going, hey, he's the greatest husband of all time. But even her, she goes, does he not know who you are? Damn. It's very sweet. Yeah. She's like, what? He asked me. That's no fruit loops.

And then you said to her, this might stop a mass shooting. And she said, go feed that motherfucker. So I said on Twitter, somebody was like, oh, you should do skankfish and awesome. The best comics are there. so then I replied Quote to him the best comics are in New York Bozo you call them a Bozo Bozo's a fucking hurtful one

It's for a non-cuss word It hurts It's a hurt Yeah he calls somebody a Bozo They start thinking about what they did To be called the Bozo Bozo is so good Bozo is just

Bozo cuts deep It's damn it really does I feel pain for that guy I'm empathizing What was Danny What was the thing that the guy said About the guy on the show that really hurt He said he did what?

Is this an SAT question? Hey, Danny, a train leaves Minneapolis at 8.30 going 76. What do he call his act? What do you say in the middle of his act? Danny speaks Bobby fluently, so he understood what the question was. Nobody else did. Someone heckled flop. Yeah, he goes, he said flop after his bid, which I was like, that's terrible.

Who? Some crowd member at this comic. To the comic? Danny? No, to the comic at the dojo. After his bit, he went, after his joke, he went, flop. it's just fucking it's like bozo it's just

it's not a fuck you I would rather hear a buzzing noise than that I'd rather hear a after a joke fails than someone go flop flop is funny funny word right who are the comics you named

we better all be on the list so then dude if we're not on there it's funny if it's just all so then Tony listen Tony goes he quotes that and then goes name them why would he say name them and then he goes Atel dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, then,

then this face. Is that his face? That emoji? And then the American flag. Then he said, I love you. We bust each other's balls about this. But then I wrote, Atel, Soder, Mark Norman, Joe List, Robert Kelly, Big Jay, Shaltz, Louis CK, Chris D,

R you Garbage, Guy, Arie Chaffir, Colin Quinn, Norton, Sam, Sam, Mural, Todd Barry, Jim Gaffigan, Janice, Savros, Nick Mullen, Tim Dillon, Adrian Appalucci, Jordan Jensen, Nicky Glaser, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, and name a few. It's so clear that you got to a point where you're like, I need to name women and black people. But you're also, you didn't put Chris Rock, Louis C.K.

He did put Louis CK. No, no, I didn't. Dave should. Jerry Seinfeld. And I said to name a few others, this isn't even talking about the mid-level guys that are actual killers, like hundreds of them. All of the young bucks who followed Shane and Rogan to Austin couldn't get stage time in New York City. Who you got? Then I was like, then there's unknown killers that like Greer Barnes or Mike Britt that will literally be impossible for anyone in Austin to follow.

There's like a hundred of those guys. the Godfries, the Mike Yards. I was like, if you're talking about pound for pound, there's no talent pool like New York. This is off the top of my head. Austin has you, Shane, Rogan, Tom, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, Roseanne, it's thinning out. Well, they're all from L.A.

Snap back to reality. Did you put your phone down? Was your phone too hot? You had a hot, hotze, tots, hotze, hotze, hot. Then, uh, and you wrote, I'm sending an assassin squad to kill you right now. It's all the guys who killed Tony. So who else is in Austin?

But none of those guys can count toothpicks when you drop them like the killers of Tony. We got those, too. His whole production staff. Yeah. Every we got it, we got a, we got an ot squad. He goes, there's Ron White, Rogan, Seguera, Roseanne, McCusker, Sebastian, Christina P., Bert, six weeks a year, Hinchcliff, Hinchcliff, Brian Simpson, and then the Kill Tony Regulars, literally again, bigger draws than everyone you listed. He switched the thing that, but he went bigger. draws than funny.

That's a different argument. Do you know what Mike Britt could do in a minute on Kill Tony? Also, are these guys bigger draws than Mark and Sam? Mark's doing multiple shows the beacon. Ari's doing multiple of the Beacon. Sam's doing Carnegie Hall. Yeah. I don't think it's a...

I don't even think it's a... Sam's doing Carnegie Hall. I wanted to kill myself after I said that. Ladies and gentlemen, you should always say, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. Does Sebastian live in Austin? Yeah. Well, here's the thing, though, all those people are from L.A. He named seven people.

But they're all from L.A. They made their bones in L.A., most of those people. Did he leave DeRosa off the list? Because that's kind of hilarious. Oh, did he leave DeRose off the list? He left DeRose off the list. And DeRose is great. DeRos is incredible. He's New York. DeRos is New York. Yeah. Oh, well, I'm going to let Joe know that his best friend Tony left him off the list.

Well, might create some little drama. I included Adrian Appalucci on my list. That, uh... I had to find a girl. L.A. is found a girl guy? What does L.A. say? L.A. right now is they're like, yeah, fuck you guys. Yeah, they're like, we got, uh...

Andy Dick is outside doing crack. Andy Dick lives in the street, we think. They got Bill Burr, Santino. Yeah, they got Santino, Bill Burr. Bobby Lee. Sebastian, I thought. Well, Sebastian does live there, but he might have moved. Sure.

L.A.'s got a lot of good comics. Yeah, of course. Who else? Major cities are just going to have a lot of people. Fahim is great. Ladies and gentlemen, major cities. Ladies and gentlemen, Sam's doing Carnegie Hall. Bluh.

The way I delivered that made me want to kill myself. I thought you were vomiting because you hated Sam Dengue. I love Sam. That really sounded like a shot directly at Sam. I love Sam. Clarify. I was saying, when Joe said it, I go, if you, Zos, getting nervous.

Zip it back, and I go, Sam's doing Carnegie Hall. And that's when I looked at Bobby and said, the way I said that, I don't kill myself. That's freak. out right now. What are you doing? You're freaking out, dude.

He's triggering you right now. Dan, don't let it happen. Dan, by the way, Brendan Sagalow. Killer. What is that? You guys had a thing where you said Brendan Sagalow is like the funniest comic in New York right now.

I saw him in such. It was crazy. Didn't you say that? Yeah. You said, I mean, I don't know. He's killing. I did. I didn't mean it.

It's crazy. Brendan's fucking hilarious. I know. I'm on the road of him. He's fucking killer. There's another clip for your fucking Instagram. Yeah, that's what I mean I heard he bades every day

We're just gonna start saying stuff Well my friend Lou I like Brendan because he actually Will lose his mind in the middle of his If somebody does something he snaps He always has anger Underneath his set I love him

I do love That's why we love long car rides together We just spazz out It's a fat thing Fat guys and I have this You have this Big J has it There's a layer of rate

Directly under the epiturnal level I don't think it's just fat people What did you say? I think in the Dural, the epidermis level, I believe, but right below it in the corium, you'd see a lot of comics have a rage issue. Oh, baby. You love that.

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Everyone's sitting on shoulders of shoulders. Are we doing the locker room? Yeah. We're doing the parking lot and no one's there. We should do that show. We should just book an arena. All right. Where were we?

When do we start vaping in here? It smells like shit. Yeah, don't do the weed. You can't do the weed up here. You're fucking kidding. Jolus! Jolus doesn't like vaping! It literally won't go away.

You're not going to be the bad guy just because you want me to be? Don't do weed up here. It stinks. It's never been a problem, literally. It stinks. We have a decade of doing shows here. We've never had a problem with it. We've just decided.

You just went, no. I'm backing up, Joe. Yeah. We're sober and we don't like it. Yeah. It's a whole time. It's happened. For a decade, at least.

Oh, well, this one's particularly stinky. We've never, nobody's ever said anything about it ever. Smells. Ever. You smell. You smelly. I can't smell. You're a smellist.

You're a smellist. Good. Your turn. It stinks. Smellis is someone that plays smell. Yeah. Folks. Did you get him to budget all, or was he just like,

you guys can't sell tickets and that was the end of the conversation? No, that was that. We're just busting each other. We're just busting each other's ball. Selling tickets is different than big money. There's plenty of people that sell tickets that aren't as funny as their ticket sales. But plus, we have the ticket sellers also. We have them beat in that department also. It's not even a fucking debate.

And look, I love Austin. It's my favorite place to go do comedy in the world. It's so fun. But you can't fucking deny what New York's been building for five decades of just the absolute best. But can you, let me ask you question. Can you take all the, the foundation of L.A., the comedy store, L.A., move it to another town and then say, this is where it started. They didn't say where it started. It said it's the best scene with the best comics.

That's fair. That's aboveboard. Nobody was very few people were born in New York, right? Or started in New York. Joe started in Boston. You started in Boston? You started in fucking Colorado. You made your bones here.

Yeah, of course, but you're saying the same thing. Like, it's, yeah, it's above board just to call them Austin Comics. Dan hates Austin. What? Damn, why do you hate Joe Rogan so much, dude? You guys are such fias. We'll talk about this, dude, and then fucking, Dan won't even say anything with any real meat or balls to it. There'll be a whole hour block about how Dan's the only real comic left.

No, no, no. We're fucking bootlicking f***. We're kidding when we're fucking talking about how we kiss Rogan's ass. Nobody even gets that context. You're fired up about it. You're okay? You're not a hero, dude. You're not a hero.

Dude, it's so uncomfortable that they've taken one clip of mine from this podcast and it's on a bunch of those slop videos where they're like Dan Soder hates Austin. I said, I said one thing. Yeah.

I love it. We don't, I'd have fucking bust it. You can't compare it to the talent pool that's in New York. It's just, it's not even close to up for debate. You're talking like,

Danny Braff is better than most of the comics that are in Austin. Oh, that's not a knock on Danny, but Danny is so far down with the totem ball. Danny is like, Danny, so far...

I'm happy for the first time of my life. This is what feeling happy is. Anyway. Mike Vecchio, do we mention him? Vecchio. Katie Hian again. There's all killers. It's a bazillion killers.

What is that? What is this? What are you doing? What are you doing this for? What is going on? What was that? What was that? What was that, Danny?

What was that, Danny? That's Paco. Pacco, what are you doing? Paco, what are you doing? Where are you getting ideas from? First of all, why would we ever bring up something random in the middle of a conversation? Paco, explain yourself.

Well, we were discussing ticket sales in comics in New York, and I showed it to Danny, thought it was funny. So Danny threw you under the bus, I think you're throwing Danny under the bus. You think showing Danny something and it's funny? You should fucking do that.

Criple fight! I said, no, it's too late. Wow, you guys are fuck. You should fight each other. Paco would flatline Danny. I watched Paco fight. Paco would fuck Danny. You'd have to give Danny a weapon,

and then I don't even know if it's a chance. I don't know. You'd have to give him two weapons and a lion. Yeah, yeah, no, Paco, what Paco would do to Danny. Danny, would you do that fight next year at Skang Fest? No. Oh, let's talk about this. Jamie wanted to do magic at Skagfest.

Never mind, fight somebody. How about Mike Harrington challenged Jamar? You're going to let that happen? Dude, I don't think you can let that happen. They can't fight. No. Mike could train all day every day. How is Mike going to get out of this?

he's just not going to do it. I won't let him. It's insane. Jamar can fucking... Jamar is very good. Yeah. Very explosive. Knockout power.

Like, fucking legitimately... My sport with Jamar. Jamar was in fucking work boots. And I'm talking about moving like... You're like, oh, well, he moves like, he moves like an athlete. Like a high-level athlete with an extra... You just wait for Lewis? All you have to do is is go.

And then he'll go race this. You have to go. Just the tiniest little place. And he goes, Because they're black! There he is. There's my guy. I think my favorite part of that battle royal is that everybody attacked Lewis.

Just as soon as you, just five of them just. Get off my God. Like, Lilliputians just attacked him. Like what? And then you, Lilliputians. You can't just bring in a word like that and expect it to just. Everybody knows little fuchs. I've never heard that in my life.

You're speaking about Gulliver's travels? Thank you, Dan. Gulliver's Travels. It's a very deep pull. That's a deep pull. That even took me going. Lilipusians is crazy. I thought that was a bald medication.

I'm on Lilipusia. I'm not on Lelipusian. It doesn't affect my erection. It's actually in body brain coffee, Lilipusia. Now with Lillipusia. It'll make your dick work better. Pics it your hair, your dick that's hard. I'm not going to lie.

You're growing immediately in a week. You're growing downstairs and upstairs. Write it down. Apusha, name of the episode. I thought you were going to do better. What? In the Battle Royale. I did good.

I started lighting people up, then they jumped me. You were out so fast. Yeah. They went five on one. Their whole plan was to jump me. What do you think that's about? How come you thought everyone? Why do you think people are treating you like that?

We should do the regs fight? What are you doing? Just us three fucking jump him? It was fun. It was real. Man, we had, let's talk about, let's talk about Skagvarez a little bit. We didn't really even give it a... I want to talk about...

I thought we were. Paco, what did you think about Chris Fagga just tasing you randomly? Who, tasing who? Paco. I mean, it's not fun, but it's a gag. It wasn't even on camera. Bobby's all fucked up. Bobby's mom loves to gag.

This is the second one. At least my mom can gag. Whoa. She's dead. Yeah, you know, Bobby? What? My mom's dead. My mom's dead.

Yeah. But I'm over it. Your mom is going to die in a few years. Yeah. And you're going to have to deal with all of that. And then I'll- And when you say you're over it, you are over the death or you've healed from it? No, I'm over it.

Yeah. You just don't like you're like it. No, it doesn't, I've made my peace with it. Everything had to happen the way it happened. I got this great kid, this great life. I'm good. But your mom is still going to die. Now you're going to think about this conversation.

Can I tell you that at your mom's funeral? Lewis. And I want you to know. Ha. Lewis. Just remember that ha. When your mom's lying in the fucking. Guess what?

I can tell you something. I can still call my mom right now and say, after long, I can say, Hey, this bitch is literally day by day, slowly but surely dying. Right now, still alive. Give it a couple years.

I'm going to send her a Christmas present. Good. Send yours a Christmas present. Send her something you want. I'm going to send my mom an aura frame. You go, this is for you up in heaven. I preloaded it.

I preload it with pictures of the baby dreams. The dead parent club is good because you can go. Well, yours will go soon. Yours is gone soon. then you join me in this pit. Yeah, except it's going to be so much worse. You're going to, it's going to be like a year of your life. Yeah, because there's so many more memories.

It's going to be so much worse because we have love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I realized about the Skank Fest, uh, regs episode? Is that coming out? Uh, it's now no longer, um, exclusive. So, no, no, we, we'll put it out.

Yeah. Um, I said we wait till we wait till we, wait till there's a week where we can't do the show. Sure. We're kind of keep it in the, I did rose thorn seed and seed, I was, my brain was so squishy. and stupid that I was like, I don't know, next year the movie. We were shooting a movie. They're like, what's your seed? I didn't even say, hey, the movie

for next year. You know, my seed? Bobby's mom loves it. That wouldn't even, yeah. Not funny and hurtful. Well, below the belt. His mom's dead. Well, yeah. It was horrible. She's actually seeds.

Aw. She's bird seed now? She's roared. She's Rose Thorn Anseed. She's all the... She's everywhere. There's a bushel on top of that area. I still have to buy my mom a headstone. You didn't get her a headstone?

So a bunch of people think she's an unknown soldier? You go, that was a herald. It's a little plate on the ground. Really? You got a Lexus before you come on my headstone. That's so funny. They go Lewis, it's this. He goes, I don't know.

There's power windows on this. It's got a reverse itself. fiddle parallel park Headstone won't go zero to 70 in four seconds Am I right brother? Headstone doesn't get your pussy The headstone doesn't get you by body brain coffee Ask me where my grandma's buried

Where's your grandma buried? In this wallet motherfucker I don't know I spread her in the water Oh nice see that's the thing You gotta get them fucking cremated Creamated dude Being buried is such a weird Fuck if you're taking up land

Yeah you're fucking body You fucking stupid bitch Plus she loved cream Probably mom Can I ask you question Sure Do you own that, when you buy that piece of land, do you own it? Could you put like a tiny house on that?

That's so funny. Hey, what's up, dude? It's me, Bobby Kelly, and I'm selling graveyard tiny houses. Dude, I just built a house on Lewis's mom's grave. Why live there when you're dead? Why would live there when you're dead, dude? Live there when you're living. I bought this for $10,000.

It's worth $25,000. And, dude, the best part is the neighbors are quiet, dude. It's just, you Bobby living, you have to go over to Bobby's house. It's just on a graveyard, but there's just one. Tommy's that dressed like Elvira Long hair and tits He walks up behind a gravestone I go I want to take him seriously

But those tities are huge I think I'm getting I'm definitely getting cremated I'm not doing a little fucking plot Creamated dude I got my dog Remember diva? Yeah she's cremated

She's on my desk I have sports ashes I have his paw prints I have uh I went to a home I thought you said sports cream I thought you were making I got a sports cream Yeah you get sports cream

You put it on your your balls. It keeps from getting itchy. Yes, sport Yeah, sports cream in it. You know what you can do? You can actually take their ashes and make it into a diamond. And then you could keep that diamond. Wear it on your pinky. You can wear it on your pinky, on your ear.

Use it to catch Jews. Jew trap. It's dog ash idiot. I didn't know that. I thought it was a real diamond. Not a damn dead dog. I mean The uncensored version Gets digital man

This is the different episode So do people know That there's a censored thing And a thing? We'll say it in during plugs Okay Yeah Well you want to do some plugs

Let's talk skankfest We have a lot We've got 20 minutes You've done 40 minutes No we have not We did ads I got a time right here Dude it's 26 minutes

You Adderall ass Yeah and I don't I don't take Adderall I don't coffee It's a fucking Wait do we start that late Yeah we started late We did ads for a while

Anyways let's talk Skank Fest I don't do Adderall. I do body brain coffee. Let's do, let's do plugs. We've done five minutes. What are you guys doing? You guys want to do another episode?

Let's just do back to back episodes. Also, here's a personal conversation I had with someone in Los Angeles. Lewis, why are you acting like this? These guys are fucking possees. What was your favorite part? Well, we did Rose Thornton C. It's going to come out at some point, right? We're not not doing Rose Thorne C.

No, my favorite part of the whole thing was Lewis's, Lewis is the reading of Lewis's book. This is why I thought we were legitimately going in there from our hearts going to read his book They've done I didn't oh I knew exactly what was gonna I knew I mean I think you had to know I knew I knew When I read the first line and I heard I think it was Dan went oh God I went Holy shit I didn't do it so it's so fucking it's a gay word but it's so vulnerable You're just shifting your chair the whole time as your friends take your words and fucking every word just eviscerate. Dude, so good. It was also

the best advertisement for the book possible. I mean, the amount of people that are going to buy this book now. If you don't get a digital version or an audio book. So I thought about, so I'm doing an audiobook myself. I was going to read it, obviously. But now that we did that, I'm thinking we should just do a series of shows where I have my, like we do that. We read each chapter, like two chapters a show over the course of like a few months and then release that as its own. Where? What's that in the river? But yeah. Well, that couldn't be. Let me put it down here.

Oh, it is. Oh, that's more good. That's more content. Well, all I got to do is get them all together. Again. We had a little bit of fun. That can go a long way. Someone properly called it out when I posted the clip.

My prospector really is Dana Carvey's old man voice from Critics' Joyce. Oh, wow. That's a poll. It is a poll. And I was like, where? And then he says, said that, I was like, that's exactly what I was doing. It's not even, I would say, I wouldn't even necessarily

sell it, I would just give it, it's so funny. It's such a funny way to do it. I had such a good time. We can maybe make it a recurring bit on like skanks? Is that out right now? Is that episode out? Yeah, it's on my YouTube. It's on your YouTube.

As the real ass podcast. Can I just tell you right now, you are like an emotional stunt man? Like the way you can just throw yourself off a building. Yeah. Hey, you guys kicked the shit out of me. Uh, there was just all of us was reading your shit. It was the funniest podcast. It's one of the funniest.

It's one of the funniest podcast. My head heard. hurt. I was laughing so long. I haven't laughed that hard since like Obi and Anthony days. It was with all. I mean, it was it was built in a way where I barely said anything so I can't even take credit for. I mean, obviously it's the content that I can use your words

and my idea for a show, but it's fine. But it's right center. But it was like it was just damn near perfect podcast. The surprise of Tim Dillon. It was beautiful. It was great. And he hit the best chapter to read, the 9-11 chapter for Tim Dillon was so far.

I haven't felt. Zachomiko sniping was. I haven't felt that vulnerable reading the the forward with Big Jay and you, Dan, on the side of me. And I felt your just sitting waiting.

Salivating. It was brutal. It was brutal. There was one point where we were like looking, I like, made eye contact to a couple people where we were like, when do we begin? Because you're like, dude.

Dude, Lewis is spent through a lot. And I like looked at Jay and then I looked at Dave Smith. And we were all like... Just salivating. Yeah, we're like, fucking go now. I had a fucking blast me. And that venue was so fucking cool.

It was awesome seeing fans. Me and you watched those outside fights. My favorite thing of Skank Fest was sitting by the great Mississippi, the old Mississippi. The Mississippi. Moon River. But we were... The cigar tent this year. We were outside the cigar tent.

And we were, there was like a little concrete thing that you could stand on that. Like a fan was standing on and he got off and I stood on. Bobby and I stood there with fans and watched the fights. Yeah. It was, I had so much fun. People were watching the fights from the Ferris wheel. Yeah, it was so fun. Oh, wow. And up in the green room, we were watching the fights.

Yeah. What's why you hear, like, people explode in the green room. Yeah, it was great, man. Fights were fucking wild. Fights were crazy. Fights were fucking nuts. I've never watched the fights, because it's always been in the afternoon and whatever. But being right there, and then when it started happening, and then watching Paco.

Dude, I talked to Paco. I talked to Paco after. I was like, that was your Rick Flair, like, 93 Royal Role? We didn't have, the rule was if you get knocked down or taking knee, you're out. And then in the middle of the fight, we realized we also have, if you puke, you're out of rule as well. Did you pupe? That's how Poco got out. No, Paco had the bucket, and then he whipped the bucket.

Oh, you didn't puke Paco? He was going to. I thought you were going to. How'd you get out then? I was like, I saw who was left, and I was like, this is going to be really, like, too much. I'd just rather get out now. You just, you took the knee while. You fought valiantly.

That's great. Didn't someone come up to you and go, hey, dude, punch me in the stomach. I'm out. Oh, yeah, that was Naim. Oh, really? Naim was, like, hit me as hard as again. I want to take you. I'm out of here.

Some of us were walking up to each other going, hey, just hit me in the body so I can get out. And not even just fine. Well, it was funny because people were, like, at first, the chaos, like, kind of controlled itself. Like, the people that got in early, they paced themselves because they knew they were never making it 25 minutes without pacing your. 25 minutes of fighting is crazy. That's crazy. You have to understand. If you don't fight and train regularly,

Two minutes of boxing is enough to make most people just fall the floor and puke. I would puke. Yeah. Watching Paco when he was peaking, I went, I didn't even think of that. I went, oh, I would have puked. Yeah. Almost in. Two minutes.

It was hot, too. Yeah, it was so fun, dude. Yeah, it was, that was, the fights were a big highlight for me. The Cankfest pageant was fucking. I missed that, but I heard it was great. Bananas. That was so fun. Didn't two girls fight?

Yeah. Did he really? Yeah. Why did they fight? So we were doing the talent portion of the Miss Skangfest contest And there was a girl named Angelina And there was another girl named Angelina earlier in the night That everyone hated this bitch and deleted people

Every time she would just say We're like, what's your talent? She's like fucking comedians And this sort of listing all the comedians she's fucked Was I on it? No, you weren't it was fucking Who was she listing? It was uncomfortable.

Dalton was one of them That's fair Shut out, shout out Dalton Pruitt with your fucking weird fish feet Dolton's hilarious I love him. He's back. He's on his podcast. Shout out corn fed with Dalton Pruitt Hell yeah, he's the man

the other one that they do. Who else? She was his name in comics. She's fucked. Comics are in the audience. Go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, literally if she... Bitch, my family's here. So then another...

Happy person. So another girl's hammered. She's on mushrooms, and it's the talent portion of the Miscangfest contest, and she's like, I'll bear knuckle box any bitch in this place. And for some reason, other Angelina that fucked all the comics was like, bitch, fuck you, I'll fight you right now. And they jumped in the ring, and they tried to fistfight each other with no gloves. And I was like,

What do you guys stop and then one of the fucking Volunteers threw gloves into the ring and I was like well now we have to Yes dude and they just put gloves on and they just fucking beat the shit out of each other for a minute And it was beautiful. It was just art You cried You're just dressed as Papa Shango with one fear coming down your eye You go this is what it's all for This is why my mom's turned into ashes

That was one of my highlights of this year. That was just a crazy fucking moment Now next year you're gonna you should get a uh because you're Right next to the floats. Yeah. Can you make a skank? Well, we're not necessarily doing it. No one lives next year. Really?

That would be great. You don't know where we're at. If you got a float from the hotel. Do a second line? Down to the, like, make it a real. I was like, Rupier floats for everyone, dude. You take ice cream and you put soda on it. I'm telling you, I do it with orange soda.

You don't have to just do a groupie, dude. You could do a float of anything. You give everyone a float? Everyone's coming. 6 a.m. guaranteed. If you got... You ever started your morning with a float? I used to do it all the time.

so it got me in trouble actually, but it was fucking great. The best part of waking up is ice cream in your cup, dude. It's Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras diet. Ben-Jay's and fucking ice cream floats. If you got a skank fest float and put all the skanks on it

and all the comics on it, we'd all do the thing. We might do that if we did New Orleans next year. God, the amount of... That's my idea. Titties for beads? We could do beads. I mean...

We did be. Obviously, we've discussed every one of your ideas. Can you guys ever have an original idea? one of you just hurts yeah just hurts i told you the one of the i'm moving to austin take me off the list one of the musicians we asked to describe what the second line is all about and he was like man it's our culture we've been doing this for a long time and i never heard of stank fest but stank fest they did think it was awesome they go oh oh y'all got that stank

is skank what the fuck y'all do you guys see the uh the one black influencer that like he uh he drove by the joy theater he maybe it's like 20 30 000 followers of a black guy but you see New Orleans welcome skankfest And it's like a bunch of white people Like unloading shit And it's like ain't this a motherfucker New Orleans

What the fuck is skank fans That's some white shit They had no problem Bringing all these white boys in here And it's G Mike unloading shit from a car But hey Please leave me alone sir Now will we be allowed back

At the Joy Theater Why wouldn't we be? I don't know I thought that hang was one of the best hangs That parking lot with the tent That was great That was fucking great. Opening night?

That was the best opening night so far. Best night. No floats. But best night. It looked fucking great. It was awesome. I'm keeping the float bag going. I know.

You tried. I did try. You guys can be pathetically look at Dan. We've seen that a lot. I was trying to keep it afloat. Folks. An occasion voice? Thank you.

Yeah, right on my head. That was such a good joke. By the way, Butterley. How to keep it a float. We got to talk about Tim Butterly, unsung hero of the whole festival. What do you do? He was just killing it at the time.

He was the best. I mean, I told this story somewhere. I don't know if it was on our guy. He was funny. He was everything. The stun gun jiu-jitsu, whatever the fight, stun gun fights were fucking incredible. It was one with the skinny guy, Ryan something. Well, explain what it is.

So we put a stun gun. We take a stun gun, put it in the center of the ring. A taser. A stun gun. Taser is the one that shoots prongs. Tomatoes. Go ahead. No, there was no food.

There is a different thing. There's tomatoes in the ring. Salas they got too. Are we, oh, man. Wait, shouldn't it be the other way around? The taser looks like a gun, though, and it shoots something. Why do they call it? The name should be reversed.

Doggy, it is what it is. We put a stun gun in the center of the ring. Two guys going opposite corners. No tomatoes. No tomatoes? Is there anything there? Well, they floats? Is it so hungry, too, like pine nuts at least?

Can I say something to dress up? Best food at Skagfest so far. That, that catering. Shout out John Patton's family. Sean Patton's family He's got a catering business I thought it sucked All right

So the jujitsu Because it was on pizza and cookies That's right That's fucking right We had we had We had carnival food too Which was all yeah As Joe eats carnival food

Joe wants Dino-shaped nuggets No I ordered from Cafe Roma From me and my whole crew We had pasta every day What do you mean you're Oh yeah you had a crew Yeah we had a crew baby

Yeah well Anyways Tell them to think So I can tell them So there's a stun gun in the middle of the ring two guys opposite corners, we hit the belt, they run towards it, they have to grapple whoever submits the other one

wins, but anyone can use a stun gun at any time. How is any of this? I watched that. It was unbelievable. It was the most exciting thing I've ever been called. My one problem was I wasn't close enough to see the very detailed drama that you need to see in... You need the electricity. I couldn't

see who was close to getting it. The first day the guy literally got the other guy and we learned that jujitsu is stronger than stun guns because the guy choked the other unconscious as he's trying to zap him and he literally went out and then it got crazy dramatic being unconscious and having it going like as you're like is why there was there was the other two stung-on fights we did it was like drama like the movie it was so good you had to do it again yeah I just wanted to do it again I'm not ever did this chance again cinematic dude literally

they're running and crawling towards it grabbing it the other guys grabbing him that was Sunday that was when I was there the guy would throw it across the ring and Pacca was one time where they did the movie thing on Sunday where they were like it was fucking that's what I saw bonkers how is any of this legal I don't know that it is

but you sign the waiver you sign the waiver they don't long as you ain't bothering those gaiters in that river we don't have a problem yeah oh that's how we settled domestic disputes down here in that fight they fucking each tased each other 25 times and then finally one of the guys just like enough of this and just threw it across the ring. It was like, all right, the tasers out. That's over.

Then they rolled, and then butterling in his shorts and, like, socks-less vans just slid it back. While the guy had the other guy mounted. It was one of the funniest since I've ever seen. Dude, it was crazy. I'm putting the fights out in the next week or two. I'll put them out on my YouTube channel. The stun gun fights were... It was a perfect snack fest. I think it was the best ones. I also thought the lady got robbed. The pink-haired lady, the smear'd... We're the ass lap fight.

Yeah, she won. That was bullshit. She's been sending me videos every day of her butt. No, dude. The opponent's butt? Of her healing process? She did more damage to the other lady. Doggy.

Is she, like, injured? She was. No, because she's mad because she didn't win. She was. So she's been sending me videos of her crushing walnuts with her hand. She's getting ready for next year. Well, she's the only one. She's Jean-Claude Van Damning.

Next-Gas. Again. Well, here's the one. Just punching glass at a bucket. Again. girls aren't athletes they're idiots and even the one that

Paco spankfested they just spank to the bus you gotta spanked yeah on the live show you'll see on the live show of the regs from Skankfest Paco did a butt slapping thing she's just getting her hands

all callous for next year she's cracking walnuts with her bare hand she's gonna have a foot hand next to Skankford shout up Pinky the returning jammy she feels like she was robbed she was robbed yeah she a lot of people think she was robbed training for next year's she was like she was like back to back champ she's it's insane it's insane what she does like i think she got to skank fest because you she knew you're

having an ass slap competition should we do the should we do the or is it one of those things where she showed up and she fought she's doing her anything she so she's named pinky and there's another guy luke shout out luke holberg or something he's named pinky he's named pinky as well so we had a pinky versus pinky fight male versus female but he's never trained and she's like a martial artist. She fucked him up. All right, regs fans. Let's take a quick moment and talk about one of our incredible sponsors, which is Zippix

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Where were we? It was best. but there was a couple things that were... Here we go. Just one thing. I can't wait. Why did you invite these fucking troll dudes? Oh.

That one kid, the fucking fuzzy hair, who wound up throwing shit at Voss and starting like real fights. I like Matam, but that's funny. Yeah, but it's like you can't be in the green room when we're all hanging out being ourselves in like a safe spot and then have some dude just threw bread at Voss

and Voss was like, I'm going to fucking kill him. Now, if Voss hit him, then there's a fuck, you know. Oh, I thought you said Voss did hit him. Voss went at him and they grabbed Voss. He was going to beat the shit out of him. Yeah. And it was like, what are you doing? This is our fucking place.

This is what we hang out. That was mad that it wasn't hollabred. I don't know. I don't like that part of it. That was a good joke. I thought was good. I don't like to be fucking, I don't want to have to be fucking in a fight or have some weird shit. Yeah, but that's kind of what Mata does.

That's on me for inviting him, I guess, because I knew, that's what he, if you watch Matton's show, which is fucking hilarious, he just trolls people. That's his whole thing. But why do you do that in real life when I just do it on the show? And why would you say, hey, dude, be cool back in the green room, don't fuck with guys.

He's young, he's just doing this. Especially Voss, he's 68. It's just not a big deal. Well, it was to Voss. He was all fucked up for two days. Well, that's crazy. Well, dude, when someone throws shit at you and you're about to punch him,

and then you've got to see him all the time. He just, like, throw bread at him? He just went up and threw stuff at him like a bitch. It's like, dude, fuck off. I don't think that. Someone did that to you. You'd fucking kill him. What's going on with the other guy that stares at everybody?

Mike, Mike? The guy that does this? Yeah, Mike, Mike. That's from Matanz, buddy? Yeah, yeah. Is that is he all right? Or that's the thing? You guys are just, you're literally falling for the troll.

It's happening in real time. No, I'm asking you a question. He did that. He did that, so then people would talk about him. He wasn't even recording it. He's like, now people are talking about what he did, and Voss wanted to fight him, and it's becoming lore from the festival.

So don't let him win. Yeah, but that's the thing. Put a QR code on it. Have it linked right to your special. But Voss doesn't know that. some kid just threw, some fucking asshole just threw bread at him. Voss is still confused about what 6-7 is.

He's like, I don't get anything anymore. He's still confusing me. Is that this kid throwing bread? It's a new thing? Boss was probably like, I don't like that. That's like his thing. The one thing about Skackfest

that I love about it is the funnest, coolest weekend. You don't have any fucking insecurities. You literally are a rock star. You're famous for a whole weekend. And everywhere you go, you feel fucking fantastic. And then it just bummed me out

to have to talk my friend off of a dude you don't want to fucking touch him fuck it that's what he I was like he didn't understand I agree it's the green room yeah it's the green room doing their act in the green room yeah I agree I agree with that yeah that's the green room should be a safe spot yeah I think safe space yeah I mean

Tony Hinchcliffe's not walking on the green room roasting people maybe he is maybe he is I don't know I avoid him but I'm kidding of course but yeah it is weird to have a guy walking to the green room staring at you What about this guy? I was like, oh, it was happening in the green room,

so I was like, oh, maybe he's actually fucking up. I would just assume that he was retarded and I'm like, hey, man. That's what I was saying. I was like, oh, maybe there's something wrong. Guys, you just say what you want about Matan, you're not going to disrespect Mike, Mike. Oh, that's fine. I just said, I wouldn't take a, Mike's guy.

He doesn't speak. He just does this. I, but Lewis, I'm telling you, I wouldn't get a person. It wasn't just boss either. Jason Ellis had a problem with that kid that kid came up in his face and did. But that's why he rules because he did it to Ellis, who will fucking kill him. Who I watched throw some major, I mean, when he boxed Uncle Laser, I was like, holy.

Yeah, this is Mike, Mike. Oh, yeah. I mean, you got eyes like that. You got to stay staring. That's crazy. Yeah. So he does that all day, every day? Doug, he doesn't say any words.

Mike's never broken character. That's good. I think Big Jay broke him after Big Jay did his podcast. I think afterwards, they were just like, ah, Big Jay, you're the man. Mike French's his eyes went normal. Sorry. God, I love to arrest him. Well, I mean, I respect the commitment.

I got to arrest these people. He goes, do you know, dry out I get? Just spilled the whole coffee. I mean, you guys missed it. Can we go to the tape? Yeah, go to the tape. Tell the tape. Wouldn't it be great if we just rewind the show live?

I know there's a way. There's no way. These guys, the way they bring up shit six minutes late on every topic. I'm surprised we got a picture of Mike, Mike. Oh, yeah, I think Shane had a problem with him, too. He came up to Shane and did some weird shit. It's like, dude, chill the fuck out in the green room.

I heard that also. All right. Do that in the fucking, do that off. Dude, can we make Bobby be one of those. old-time he cops in the green room where he's got like a stick that he swirles around. I do that in the dude cigar lounge. He's trying to make me not smoke weed in the dude's cigar lounge. It was one of the craziest things. No, you could smoke.

It was, it was, what happened was it's a cigar lounge and then they made it a fucking sponsored by we. I crack a cigar and I fill it with weed. Hello. It's in the name. You and Jay, whoever, can smoke whatever you want in there. But when you walk in there, there's ten people just

and they're just dropping bags of weed off. It's like, no, this is a weed here. Just so you know, next year. We're going to have a weed We'd place. There's going to be a cigar tent in a weed tent? Yeah. It's going to be a comedian weed tent.

Yeah. Gotta have better couches in the weed tent. Oh, yeah. Something you can really fall in. Oh, my God. What are those big giant ones that are like... Just bean bags. Have bean bags.

Love sacks. I got a love sack for you. I got a love sack for your mom. Yeah. I had one for your mom, but she wasn't around. I have another idea. Well, guess what? My mom's buried in a love sack.

Another idea. Great for another idea? My mom being buried in a love sack? We dig up my mom. Yeah. Oh, what an episode. We turn her into a fucking zombie. No, she's just a love sack in the weed lounge like this.

And we fucks her. We set her up with her legs pinned open. Well, let me know when you're ready. This is just smashing her. Go ahead. Boss is like, why is he fucking that dead body? He goes, I don't understand. He's going to go to climax on that thing.

Want to know what it is? Yeah. Okay, because this used to be like this back in the day. We need more coffee. Coffee run. Yeah, coffee run. Coffee run. Coffee run. Coffee run.

Coffee run. Get me. Coffee run. Spanage egg rap. Spinoch egg wrap. Spinoch egg rap. Spanity rag. Hey, Paco. Coffee run. Poffy run. Yeah, Paco. Use my app. Use my app, Joe. No, you sure you get points. Bob, I'm sure to get your points. Bob, sure to get the points. I have too many points.

Paco, I'm sending you my drink order. Paco, same thing I had before. Joe, Joe, here. Use my phone. Do it on here. But also, I want just a grande, please. But don't forget to take the tea back. I'm on the regs. I'll call you back in an hour. You used to answer the phone Yeah

They called three times Do it on the app Hang on, go ahead Just make everything on there But bring my phone Just do it here I text I mean I taxed

Do it here and leave my phone You don't need to take my phone Um I'm about to improve the comedy How I mean look I'm not being a funny daddy with that I just don't want it I hate

You don't want people fucking What I hate about What I hate about certain festivals You go there And people fuck what you in the green. You know what I mean? This one it's all the same. We're all friends. It's like you're going to the room. It's like, what's up?

There's no fucking bad feelings. There's no tension. It's just fucking great. And then when you walk out, it's just great. Every show is great. You know what I mean? Here's my idea. Keep it going. I'm watching some of the footage and the stuff. We had all these great comics. They're all performing

in Florida Man Tent, the big tent, which is great. Every once in a while, you've got to throw one of us into the creek to keep the people hungry and in there because there's great comics in there. I kept going in there. It was like 12 people in there. I would always go in and watch. And I would have loved to do a set in the small room.

I like the small room better. I don't think this is interesting for the show, but I'll give you the answer. I'll give it notes on a note. Hang on one second. Well, it's not interesting for this show. I don't think it's interesting. The answer to it isn't interesting, which is that very often people that get booked in that small room don't show up for their spots.

And it happens all the time. I'll show up. But the problem is, When that happens so much, people decide having faith in that room, having the guys that they still are going to be there. People are trying to see certain guys. So I agree. One of my notes post festivals, like, we got to make sure we're booking bigger guys. And that's what Rebecca and Christine came back and said.

It was like, we do book bigger guys. They always bail on those smaller shows. I like the TikTok room and that room the best. The TikTok room for podcasts. Nick Mack. What the fuck it is? They're sponsored. YKWD.

Tick Tech's a different company. Was the best YKWD. I like the payday. a long fucking time. That room for podcasting was my favorite. Yo, Henry Ballroom. I like the booby brain coffee. I like the fucking.

Lodge, batch, sick ass. Let's do, I agree with you on that. I think next year for the regs, we need to be in, not the big room, the smaller room.

It was so good. Yeah, because that room was fucking awesome when we did the knives and spoons reading. We should have been in there. Why KWD was the best. Or podcast.

My idea was if we did the same setup, we would do first show of the day in that Florida man tent would be a big podcast, and then the last two shows would be a big podcast, and then you run it with stand up straight through for the rest of the day. Say that, because we had too many big shows

that had to be in the smaller rooms, that I think that tent would have been a perfect... Like, the regs in that tent would have been fucking retarded. Yeah. Anyway, let's do plugs. Let's fucking... Let's plug it out. When does this episode come out?

This will be out Wednesday on Gas Digital on Friday, everywhere else. Speaking of which, guys, brand new to the show, uncensored and ad-free version of the show. Now it goes to Gas Digital every other Wednesday, at 4 p.m. Eastern. It'll go to YouTube

and everywhere else on Friday. So if you guys want to get the uncensored and ad-free version of the show. Do we have a code? Like a regs code? Yeah, code regs. R-A-G-Z. You figured it out. And you're going to save a couple bucks a month. It helps out the show directly. You get the uncensored version of the show. You get the ad-free version of the show. People complain about YouTube ads like crazy. Well, guess what? We answered to your fucking prayers. The regs, uncensored and ad-free. Now on gasdigital.com.

Did you say figure it out? What? Did you say figure it out when I said, is there a code? no I said you you figured it out oh I figured because you said is there a code like regs it was like a compliment like I was smart yeah Bobby what do you plug it my friend or I'll do my plugs all right sure go to see me this weekend the lab at Zanies uh I love Nashville such a cool room so fun then the end of the month Columbus Ohio me and Zach amic are doing a stand-up show at 730 p.m. on New Year's Eve that a live real ass podcast taping at the ad at the comedy club Columbus Ohio at 1030 p.m. countdown it's going to be a ton of fun ring in the new year I think it's pretty close to sold out as it is but get those tickets early. That weekend, I'll be in Columbus as well. Then I got Miami'sburg, Ohio as well, January 3rd, Batavia, Illinois, Kansas City, Missouri, Emas, Pittsburgh, Palm Harbor, Florida, Springfield, Missouri, Tulsa, Oklahoma. A lot of shit. I didn't even realize. We're all up on my side already. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Very exciting,

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Go order it on Amazon right now, and it's pretty awesome. We're trying to get me on the New York Times bestseller list, which is retarded. Please do that. Go pre-order the book, if for no other reason to get me on the New York Times bestseller list. go to punchup dot live slash robert kelly for all my dates it's pretty simple my specials up there just go and put your email and i'll know uh let you know when i'm coming close to your town i'm going to be in point pleasant of course uh in december and then in january sarasota florida piccy uh i'm going to be in colorado at the comedy works february batavia illinois i'm all over

the place and uh you go to punchup dot live slash robert kelly for all my stuff uncensored everything's up there, and there you go. I am on the Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour. Go to Dan Soder.com for tickets. I got two shows left. Well, get tickets in Eugene, Oregon for December 6th. I'm at the McDonald's Theater, and then Detroit, I think, is sold out. I'm at McDonald's in Detroit.

I love a McDonald's in Detroit. But then starting back up in February, we're going to be in Orlando, Tampa, Buffalo, Boston, and Philly. Go to Dan Soter.com. for tickets. You can listen to Soter to the podcast and go to punchup.com. Live to watch my movie watchalongs and to get on my mailing list. Thank you very much. Joe, let's go ahead. Hi, I'm also on Punchup,

the best damn website in the sky. Punchup.com. It is. Joe list. Sign up my email list and I don't, we don't spam. No spam. Because you go, the reason with Punch Up, you can just go to that town and send those people the email. I mean, I go, hey, I'm in town.

And Vegas, I've never done a headlining weekend in Vegas. I'm at Wise Guy. January 15th through the 17th. I'm always asked when you come to Vegas, Vegas, Vegas. Well, here I come. And then Charlotte, North Carolina, the Comedy Zone. January, oh, first I'm doing Asheville. The Orange Peel.

Oh, I heard that's a great fucking room. I've never been. I'm excited. January 22nd, Asheville, then Charlotte, North Carolina, January 23rd to the 24th. And Atlantic City is on sale right now, January 31st. Nick DePaolo's birthday. and Vancouver, February 12th, one night only. People ask me about Vancouver all the time.

The Rio Theater, pre-sale right now. What is that code? I don't know. Vancouver, code, Vancouver. I have no idea what the fuck that is. I mean, you get pre-sale. You get pre-sale that use that code. I'm also doing Vancouver for the first time.

And then. I'm at Vancouver. Guys. I love Vancouver. San Francisco. Hello. They called Joe the San Francisco treat. February 13, 14, 15.

That's New Year's Eve. I mean, not New Year's Eve. Valentine's Day. Rice one grain at a time. Shut the fuck up. Joe Russell, fucking leave. Hurry up. Jesus Christ, Russell.

It's the fucking app. I'm sorry, dude, we need more coffee. That's why we're destroying Joe's plugs. We apologize, Joe. Start over again. I apologize. No, I'm not starting over. They got it.

They heard it. They know. I'm the only one who they want to see anyways. Wow. Look at Dan. Too real. I was like, oh, that's, I agree. No.

Do you, Dan? I go, I love Joe. I agree. I love Joe. Just a genius. I do agree. left, I didn't, you know, when you, I forgot to plug my phone in overnight, so I woke up was at 2%.

So plug it in, right there. There's a plug right there, Stimakey. What fuck was that, Danny? Somebody tickle you, you fucking fruit? I was laughing at the word of staming. Plug it in. Plug it in, baby. Is that USBC?

You have an old phone? How did you just make a movie with an iPhone 7? That's what people say, like, it's a 14. I bought this phone a year and a half of them. Same problem. I have like, 17. Yeah. Do you have the old one?

Yeah, he's a, L. Lightning fucking book. So do I, Joe. Gay. It's so weird, because I'm like, it's not that old. They want a lawsuit, right? That was what it was.

In England, they sued Apple, and they were like, you got to make it universal. You can't fucking do this. That's why it changed. Yeah, yeah. And then they changed. They were like,

that's going to just have to be everywhere. So that's why it's USBC now. Oh, that's why I can't, because I have the old. Because they were making their money off the little dingle don't. Yeah, I have the fucking. Yeah.

So you had to get like a, that one, or you had to get an adapter for you. It was. I love Apple and I love jobs and I love the fact that they were like, fuck you, you need our shit. But it was extraordinary, it was more inconvenient than it was

respectable for marketing. Jobs. Jobs was innovative. No, Jobs was innovative. No, Jobs would have fucking watch that most. Another Bobby versus Louis Steve Jobs document. But you know, the entire thing was Jobs made it closed circuit. The original computer, there was no nothing to plug in. It was just Apple

hardware. That's why they kicked him out. No. And then when they change that aspect of it on the next computer they put out they fucking failed miserably because what was unique about Apple was they made it a utility for anybody that could use it you don't know more about jobs

and be bobby. I'm challenging on the jobs all the time. I'm challenging. You're really unrably. Let's do jobs challenge right now. I would love to see a trivia jobs challenge. In fact, you know what? We don't even need to see it up. I got that job trivia. I'm bringing it up. Not chat GBT. Quarterly jobs report with Bobby and Lewis

where is fun? Where are you going to get There was a growth in the agricultural section. Since jobs left, all they're about is fucking don't have innovation. You read something somewhere. You don't actually follow anything. It's my passion. It's what I feel inside. I'm coming from my...

What's a dongle? A dongle is the little dongles. It's my dick right after it comes. You got wet dungle. I don't know. I still got some cum in the shaft. It gets on my thigh. They make the same phone every year.

They adjust it in increments because they know they got you. Steve was never about that. You're calling him by his first name. Let's get into it. Steve Jobs Trivia. Boing. No, don't do that. He's on his phone.

I got no phone out of it. He's got no phone. Where are you getting Steve Jobs trivia from? Some website. Why are you fighting with the guy who's on your side? Wikipedia. No, but they can just give you the question. I don't want that.

It's gay. Gay eye. Dude, I love that. I just want to come over there with the gay guys. Go ahead. Whoa. Maybe. So, guess what?

40 minutes later, we got to order. We're going to lock horns. He hasn't even left. fans. I know what the fun. The show's going to be over. Plus, they've got to oversteep my tea now. Fuck me. You know, he just ordered it right now. Come on. Oh, I mean, we don't even need to read this. It's small batch. Bobby,

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Damn. A lot of a batch is not a... But a batch isn't a penis, is it? That's a load. It's a low... Oh, yeah, she does it. She does like a hot load. Since Papa died, she's got back into big, large batches.

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All right, we're back. All right. I think he is not, we're back. It's let's get back to the show. No, we're back. Because then it cuts. You say we're back, and then it cuts back to the show. Yeah, we're back in.

Where was Steve Jobs born? Do you want a clue? California. No, no clue. What city in California? Oh, we didn't say that. You got it. Well, you didn't say that. You said, where was Steve? Okay, you know what, then let's start this over. I'm going to ask you each question. I was the one. He can have it. The reason why

everything is up in San Francisco in that region is because of Steve Jobs and Apple. Everything moved up there. The tech industry, which is now moving out of there because of it. Bobby, what year was Steve Jobs born in? He was in, um, I'm going to ask some questions.

164. 19, no, 1950, no. You're not going to steal the question, Bobby, you still have an answer, and you're incorrect. Bobby, when was he born? 1958.

Incorrect. Would you like the answer? I have a quote of graph on my wall. I thought it said 64. It is not. He was born February 24th, 1955. No points.

64 is when he first started masturbating. Joe, your question, please. Now, and this one goes to Lewis. Lewis. Thank you, Danny. We're not autistic. We can just play the game. It's not who goes first, so you just know.

Should the fuck up, Danny. What beat your fucking ass, dude. At birth, Steve Jobs was given a middle name. Oh, this is good. What is it? Michael, incorrect. No, it's not. Robert, to steal it?

Put your phone down, please, so we make sure you're not done. For the steal. Steve Jobs is Nick, Nicholas. Incorrect. Steve Nick Jobs is the she-knit. Steve and Michael Jobs. Not that much better. Steve Paul Jobs.

John. What was it? Paul. I didn't know that. It was a saint. I knew that. Actually, that was pretty good. Bobby was closer. Bobby gets the point. Michael's a saint. Are you in your mind? Is Michael a saint? Michael? Just look at the John Chivalta movie.

Michael the Archangel is one of the most famous saints. Well, I don't know the Bible or what fucking gullible travels. All right, go. I'm looking at what a good question. See, by the way, chat GPT would have had 150 questions. I'll have a question in no time. I said medium difficulty. Why don't you try one? In what year? Don't give into it.

Don't give it. Don't give it. Don't give it. Oh, you are. I may I know Robert Kelly Yeah In what year Was it to both

Was Steve Jobs First Diagnosed with the Big C It's to both of us Sure To you But then I can't have you both shouting it out

If you don't know it He can steal Okay I can steal What This is useless It just gives you the questions No answers

I don't need to know all this shit They'll give you Ask him for the answers In what year? Is going to be a lovely young man Was he first diagnosed with cancer. Nope.

Lewis knows. He thinks he knows. He died in 2003. 1998. So he was diagnosed with cancer in 2001. You're way off on everything you just said. I don't think you guys even like Steve Jobs.

It's 1998. No, 2003. He died in 2011, you psycho. I don't remember. He's off by eight years. It's crazy. Eight years. The iPhone wasn't even out in 2003.

What college? What college? Berkeley. What? Berkeley. Incorrect. What college did Steve Jobs go to? Oh, that lunch.

I know. How long I got this? UCLA. Incorrect. I'll give you one better. What state did Steve Jobs go to college? It's not California. We figured this out.

There's a clue. Now you've got 49 other choices. Arizona. Incorrect. Fuck. what's repeat the question what state

hang on repeat this what state Bobby's out of state Bobby goes New California repeat the question what state gotta be Massachusetts

what college did Steve jobs see the New York and Massachusetts did Steve Jobs possibly Florida it was not it was not Massachusetts

it was not Massachusetts it was old York was it side but let me guess dude it's the loop Tenipin, Tulsa.

What state? What state did Steve Jobs go to college? Oh. He went to... There's no way he's ever heard of this college. I know. Yeah. I thought he needs Steve Jobs.

He just doesn't... Michigan. Incorrect. Iowa. We went to... Idaho. Read. In Portland, Oregon.

They teach you reading. I knew it was... It's a college just for reading. What? What is Steve Jobs's... It's for me now. It's for me now. What's the sister name?

No, it's for Bobby now. Go ahead. No, it's yours. That's yours. That's yours. What is it? Eve Jobs. Eve Jobs. Mona. You know what you're fucking speeding.

I knew that. Shut the fuck up. A point goes to Bobby. By the way, his daughter's name is Eve Jobs. Bobby gets the point. She's smoking. That could have been one of the questions.

Bobby knew Mona Simpson. You just killed yourself from a question. In what year did Wozniak complete the basic design of the Apple computer. Add nine years. Add nine years or whatever I say. And show it to Jobs who recommended they sell it. Look at Eve Jobs.

Oh, my. For real. Oh, my God. Son of them. Oh, bitch. God, what I would do to Eve Jobs. Nothing. She wouldn't let you get close. 1982. Incorrect. Hold on. Say it again?

What year did Wozniak complete the basic design of the Apple One computer and show it to Jobs? 1980. 177. No, it's 1980. 76. No, you can't fucking... I was close.

I was pretty close. Okay. Yeah, but he's 77. You can't go after the fucking thing and then ease him into the fucking answer. The way I pull back Eve Jobs up. What are we doing? Why are we fake? True or false?

Because he's too f***ing the questions. After Steve Jobs. Slow now, guys. It doesn't get to be question, question, question, question. We could. True or false? Stop. Wait.

Relax. True or false? Robert. The true or false. You're asking about true or false question? Well, you guys haven't even come close to getting one. You can steal. He will get it wrong.

Hang on. Can we do truth a dear? Look at this angel, dude. Yeah. Oh, my. That's all. Look at her husband. She's got a billion dollars.

She's riding a horse. Oh, my God. All right, go ahead. Steve Jobs. Okay. True or false? She know Kung Fu? When Steve Jobs was forced out of Apple,

he refused to apologize. Say it again? When Steve Jobs was forced out at Apple. He refused to apologize. It's true. Absolutely true. It's absolutely true. False.

False. Adoptly. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Apologized adamantly, many times over for his behavior. I got it. You said I could steal.

But he said it. I got it. Wait, stop. You got Mona Simpson. Hang on a second. Wait a second. You gave the fucking answer. And of course it's going to be false because I went true and you went false.

So you gave it. It could have been a trick question. Bobby? You can't. Bobby, you never said Mona Simpson is giving you those points. Bobby, I got one. One second, though. Wait a second.

Wait a second. You can't give a true of false. And then if I go true and he goes, nope, he's going to go false. Bobby, we have one point each. Stop. These are questions that Danny Braff wrote. So let's see how these go. I looked at him.

They're not bad. Let's see. First question is for Bobby and Bobby alone. But why does Bobby get the next? And then you'll get the next one. He got the last one. Just skip mine and go to his. Fine.

Lewis. Please. He really. Pull he's a solid to do what he wants. What was the first Apple product to feature the think different advertising campaign, Jobs helped launch? Do you want to do multiple

choice? Why do you get mad at him? He's helping. Is that life of sounds? Do do, do, do, we're back. We up in here. Danny Braff retarded. Can't live by himself. People worried about him passing it on

to his child. All right, I remember all right, so I remember this from the book. whole thing, because think differently is the way the popper. The audio book. Think different is the campaign. You don't fucking read books either. You don't even listen to audio books, you fat. I'm reading. I'm reading Al Pacino's book right now. He goes,

there I was. They called me Sunday's head. I said. What it is? Once in a hundred time. His book, by the way, he literally, all his friends got molested. Oh, wow. They were all getting fucked, but not me. And he talks about him and his friend doing some weird shit with each other's

dicks. It's crazy. They monster rained? It's some weird shit. Go ahead. Lewis. So think differently is a proper way to, like, say the phrase. But think different. They purposefully made it not proper. We understand that.

Did you understand that? Did you know that was something that? Did you know? Why do you get so mad? Because you're getting dominated right now and Steve Jobs should be you. It's one to one. Damn, dude, you're so mad about your boyfriend. Answer the question.

Both your right answers were given to you. Yes, sissy. Literally like negative. I was close with 77. You weren't. You weren't. You weren't. You weren't.

You weren't right. You weren't right. You were six years off. Just answer the question, bitch. What is the answer? Which was the first Apple product? I know it. To feature the think different advertising campaign jobs helped launch.

Come on, bitch. iPhone. Incorrect. No. Fuck. Do you want to try to steal this? Yes. No, because they had to...

You get your point taken away if you steal it. You're wrong. Why? That's the... What is it? You can't make the rules. You're on the fucking thing. What is it?

What was the product? It was a Mac classic. Incorrect. It's the I... Oh, no. The I Mac. The I Mac. Mac.

Fuck you. I knew that. All right, you ready for another one? Yeah. Here we go. I had another one lined up. This is to me. That was to you.

You got to lined up, Doug. This is actually better than I thought it was going to be. I want that. True or false? No. You can't. I can steal. I can steal.

No. I can steal. Not on true or false. Yes, you can't. It's insane. No, but I ask. True or false and then you could steal. No, I don't want true or false.

Either I get it or you're afraid of. Why are you afraid of my job's knowledge? Because true or false isn't answering a question. Bob, no. It's guessing. It's guessing. Okay. True or false is not going to ask you a question.

That's fine. Truth or false is out. Then just tell me the name of his father. True jobs. I was going to give you true or false, but instead, you could come up with this fucking wacky name. His name is Gertrude. No, it's Abdul Fata Jandali. He was a terrorist. In his language, that actually converts to Gertrude.

He was the second terrorist who took over on 9-11. Now, you could have had true or false. You would have had it. Abdu, pa-ba-ba-ba-ba. Okay. I would have guessed false on that. Are you ready for your question? Wait a minute.

That's a crazy. That's a crazy question. Which animated film studio did jobs buy and later sell to Disney? You got a fuck, dog, largest Pixar. Individual shares. Pixar. He innovated, it was all his thing. And it was the Pixar machine.

It was specifically a computer was called the Pixar. And that's what they used to animate it. That's a good, they got the truth. Did you know that? Everybody knows that. You knew it was a machine. Paxar is easy. You said Paxar.

Yeah, that's his side company that he meant off of that. Yeah, dude, that was the sequel, dude. Paxar is what? When he sold Pixar, he created Paxar. You don't know that. Stop it, dude. Two to one. Oh, my God, I'm dominating, Bobby.

Go, go, go. Dan. Oh, beautiful. Was that my question that you asked him, by the way? No. Joe's got a question coming up. I like your question's better. He was posture.

Whose question? You don't want my question? I'll give it to that. I'll give it to. No, you can. It's my question. turn. I've got to go with you. Okay, great.

In 2022, he was posthumously. Pistumously. Given... That's a good word. The highest civilian award in the United States. What is the name of the award? The Kennedy. The Kennedy Fart Award.

The Kennedy? Just the Kennedy Award. That's incorrect. Lewis, would you like to steal? Yeah, I'd like to steal. But what is the question again? In 2022, Steve. Can I say, can I add a new award?

No, stop. I'm going to add a new rule. But then it's that somebody would date you. Let me. For 10 minutes. Yeah. Yes. Let me add a new rule.

If you choose to steal, if you choose to steal and you get it wrong, the other person gets the question again. Okay. The other person is. So I'm going to get off this. Go. But I could also say I don't want to choose a steal. I want to get a new question.

Okay. Go. In 2022, Steve Jobs was posthumously awarded the highest civilian honor in the United States. The highest civilian honor in the United States. Award. The highest civilian award, you can win. The, um... What's it called?

Hold on. He's going to say Oscar. That's funny. The golden globe. The Nobel Peace Prize. No. Incorrect. Carvelace war.

Now it goes back to me. If you want. No, no, no. That's done now. I thought you said it can go back. What a boring game it's become. You just said that. You just said it!

You're not understanding what I said. It's really what he just said. Obviously, you're not understanding what I said. Obviously. It's so obvious the answer is you're not getting what I said. What is it? How could you possibly argue this? If you tried to steal it, you get wrong, it goes back to the other person.

You just said it. You just said it. You said the other person could say, no, you said, I don't take it on the next question again. But you said, this is what I meant. This is what you said. I'm going to say what you said. Shut up. You can choose to answer the question or not and just go to a new question.

That's exactly what you said. You're fine. You fucking idiots. No, wait, wait, wait. I didn't. No, go ahead, go ahead. You get no point, even if he gets it, he gets no point. That's nuts.

You're not a judge. Naming awards. But you said I could take it and answer it or go to next. It's a bad game. I can answer it. You're looking at your phone. I don't even, I'm looking at it for colleges. Danny's texting me questions we already asked.

The Nobel Peace Prize. I already said that. That's what he said. Are you? I was like, there's no way here. No, I'll get a new question. Forget it. We'll go.

Oh, what was it? The Medal of Honor. Medal of Honor. The Medal of freedom. Freedom. The Medal of honor is military. You take a fucking asshole with fucking asshole disease. Get the matter of honor.

The Medal of Freedom was the answer we're looking for. All right. I'm going to give you a multiple choice. Bobby, we get the medal of freedom. I'm going to give you, Bobby. I'm going to give you a multiple choice, Bobby. I'm going to give you a multiple choice, Bobby. Honestly, it was great.

Still 2-1. I'm crushing it. Ready? Multiple choice. Wait, does he... What about Fred if you said? He gets the... Multiple choice.

Metal of... Multiple choice. Multiple choice. Guys, you can't just throw multiple choice or true and fault. Why? What is going on? You're right. Wait a minute.

You guys are the judges. Why do you get a multiple choice? You guys get the judges. You get, listen. You make the fucking rules. You don't let him bully you into his fucking rules. No. This one's multiple.

Why would it be multiple choices? Then my next one has to be multiple choice. Remember what, hey, remember what Alan taught you. And I get to steal. You can steal nothing. Wow. Danny, fire me up another multiple choice. All right.

Ready? Yeah. Bobby. Yeah. What was the name of the computer Steve Jobs developed? Oh my God. First, was it A, the next computer, B, the Newton computer, C, the Lisa computer, or D, the MacCube? It's the Lisa. Incorrect.

What? What was the name of the computer? One more time, the questions? What was the name of the computer Steve Jobs developed first? Go ahead. The next computer. I say for the multiple choices, you shouldn't be able to have them repeat it after this round. B Newton computer.

The C. Lisa computer. Next, go, say it again. What was the name of the computer Steve Jobs developed first? First. Go ahead. Next computer. Oh, I don't know.

It's not next because that was after he got fired from Apple. It was? Yes. Next is after you got fired from this computer. The question's wrong. Yeah. I'm throwing it off. He's right.

It was Lisa. It was Lisa. It was Lisa. It was for the net at next. But it was for you didn't say that. When he left Apple and started an company and XT. And Newton was actually a divide, the first thing. The reason the third, the fourth answer was the Apple Cube was because the next computer was a cube.

So they were trying to throw you off in that. Yeah, that was a, I got that. But I got that. I said Lisa. We're tossing it out. We're talking you a new one. I'm giving you a new one. What?

Let it be known that Bobby got it. Wait a minute. Hey. No, no, no. You fucked up. Give the point. Give the point. Give him the point. Mona Lisa Simpson.

No, I'll take it. Two, too, too. So his daughter, they take a bite. You fucking child. I mean, if you guys want to know what happened, his daughter was named Lisa. Yeah. He said that he said. Yeah, after Mona Lisa Simpson.

No, it wasn't. Mona Simpson, Lisa Simpson. Nothing to do with that. Cartoons. You go. I got a good question. I thought that. But it was an acronym.

I wanted to keep the NXT out. I thought it was too obvious. What was the computer that he developed at NXT? Well, that was that was next. At N-XT. That's next. That's in the name. That's why I hated the question.

The question was faulted, so I tried to edit it and I fucked it up. Do you know what the new is? Give him the fucking point. No, he gets the point. Next question, Joe List. I get the next question. Multiple choice. And I got a multiple choice.

Thank you. Come on. Steve Jobs attended what high school? Go ahead. Is it A, Homestead High School. B, Silicon Valley High School. C. Ridgemont High.

Or D. Skank Fest. Tech. Danny, you're such an asshole. All right. I just came up with this. Now, remember, Bobby can get the steal. A.

A, what was A again? You read it. You read it. Homestead High? Yes. No, that wasn't the first one. Yes, it was. That is correct.

Homestead High School is it. It was not. It was not Ridgemont High. Or Skankfest Tech. All right, three, two. I just give him. Bobby. Whoever gets the five first wins.

Which Apple. Which Apple's product's development was jobs famously removed from? He's like the PLER. In the 1980s. Was it A, the Apple 2GS, B, Macintosh, C, Lisa, or D. Newton? One more time, which Apple's product development was jobs famously removed from in the 1980s? A, Apple 2GS, B, Macintosh, C, Lisa. No, wasn't Lisa.

D. Newton. Newton. Incorrect. A. Incorrect. Mac 2. It was the Mac 2. The product he was taken off the development, famously in the 80s, was the Lisa.

Oh, yeah, because he got, that was when he first, they were fucking with him. When the company came in and took over and brought the guy from Pepsi in, remember? Is this Lewis? We both were wrong. Bobby saw the movie, and it just bothers me. He just saw the fucking movie. He's just naming things from the movie. I really love Jobs.

I get this. I get this. This is how I feel when I watch people who are just using WWE to get popular. They don't care. And you go, I actually like the product. Did you see Brock this weekend? Yeah, it was awesome.

Let's wrap it up. His senior year of high school, Stephen Jobs, began experimenting with what drug? Homosexuality. Yeah, butt sex. A. I mean, I don't even need the multiple choice. LSD.

A, marijuana. That, that too. He answered the question. He answered the question. He answered the question. He said LSD. Good. Good, B. Was it L.A.?

The answer is C. LSD. Thank you. Lewis is the smartest. One last question, which was the hard of question. One last question. One last question. Bobby gets one last question.

Maybe tie it. Force it to a final. It's four to two. It's three to two. No, it's not. It's four to two. Wait a minute. Bob, don't have to cheat.

Just be better at jobs. I'm not. You guys, is it three to two or four to two? The judges. I don't know. It was just three, two. I just answered that one correctly. It's four two.

You never tied with you. This next one is two point. Wait a minute. Danny and Paco. What's the score? I do not know. I've been looking up questions. Pocko. Guys, you're ruining the bit.

I've been writing questions. Pocko. Everyone listening now is going, it's four to two. What a waste of fucking time rate. We stopped being a fan of the show and be on the show. Nobody gives a fuck. Sometimes you step outside of yourself to see it out of the fan see it.

Stop Steve Jobbings this. Stop Steve Jop. What would Steve Jobs do? He would step outside of himself. He was taking his shoes off and take a look at him. Actually, Steve Jobs said, I don't give a fuck what they want.

It's what I want. I wish you had step outside. No, that was Henry Ford. No, it wasn't. It was Steve Jobs. He said, he said, I don't care what they don't know what they want until I tell him.

Steve Jobs said that. No, that's not what's he said that. Ashton Couches. If I would have asked if I would have asked what the people what they wanted, they would have asked for a faster horse. It's a Henry Ford quote.

That's not actually Henry Ford. Steve Jobs said to a fucking employee, he said, they don't know what they want until I give it to them. That's what he said. That's why he was known as a tyrant. Bobby? That was a point. You're ready a big one for that?

There's no point. This is a four to three. Because you can't do a two point. Four to three. Why? I thought this is fine. Why does he get four to three? He doesn't get a point for that.

Yeah, I do. He had a quote. We've done the beginning. If you have any quote that you achieve the job, you can win it off this. Bobby, you can win it off this question. Our first two-point question. This is it.

This is the only chance. This is like rock and jock basketball. And I can steal for two points. You could steal and then absolutely bear it. Or you can punch Bobby in the face for four points. I'm going to throw up. But if he throws up, you get seven points. What year, already?

It's multiple choice. What year did Steve Jobs officially return to Apple as CEO? Wow. After he apologized. Was it A, 1996? Was it B, 1997? Was it C, 1998, or was it D? 1999?

Can you, what was the first one you started on? A was 1996, B was 1997, C was 1998, and D was 1999. Samarillo will be at Carnegie Hall. It's the same voice. And E is 2001. 96, 97, 98, 99. Those are the multiple choices. What year he returned to Apple.

Officially in the role of CEO. After he apologized. I thought you got wrong. That's big. It's good one at all. You could be Bobby Steve Jobs Kelly. Or it goes to Lewis. The winner of this gets to be called Steve Jobs.

Lewis S. Gomez. Because I own... And the S is for Steve Jobs. I own the first Mac Classic. That's great. The first portable computer. Yours was less of a... And that's when he came back.

He came back. I was in college, and I owned the Mac Classic. You were in college in 96? 1961. What is the year? Was it 1996, 1997, 1998, or 1999? Thank you. Kent, there's a print song about it.

I would say 1999. incorrect for the steal for the ultimate that was cheating on a judge you gotta get mad about show yeah but he should a joke can I stop for a second it's 19

it's not no no no Bobby here's a deal with the final question because I had a fucking hold on what is it 1996 1997 and Dan

1998 do not show 1998 incorrect fuck incorrect 97 97 97 that's what you guys didn't get it

it was 97 wow Joe, you fucked me out of my points. You wouldn't have got it. I would have got it. I was going to say 19-19-19-19-n. It is now Lewis S. Gomez. This is, and I say something right now?

It stands for Lewis, Steve Jobs, Gomez. I want to fucking redo in a month. Ooh, Lewis-Jobes works, though. Lewis-Lewish-Gombs. That was my idea. I said it. It's a good idea, dude. That's a great idea.

Great idea that I do. Got my Wozziak over here. Wozziak's a little pissed off because he's going. Fucking Wozz is a little. mad that you're using Louis J. Gomez and the Jay is for jobs. There's no way Shane actually listens to this show, right? He says he does. He does. When he drives around. Shane, listen to a lot of things.

Yeah, Shane, if you're listening right now, if you made it to the end, go retweet this episode for us. Just put it out. It's a plug on Protect Our Park. For what? Protect Our Parks is gone. He said it gave me free body brain ads. Ari lives in Central America. Yeah, Ari's in the jungle with Anaconda's right now.

Ari's gone full nil. Ari's such a pretentious fart. Why? He stinks. Why? Did you go out and San Diego? No, I was messaging him. I was like, dude, I got a funny Salakuse story. He goes, no, no, no,

no, no, no comedy gossip. I'm trying to cleanse from that. Oh. It's a funny story about a non-comedian. What he's just about? He's trying to cleanse himself from that gossipy. A joke? A story? A funny story? May I ask you a question about Arisivier? No funny story. Well, he always this gay

doesn't like gossip. You think he has one of those jungle hats? Yeah, it's made out of leave. The safari hat. He stinks. well oh no no that's my old name i don't mind it i can't hear funny stories i'm detoxing from fun you're a comedian funny story malcius isn't a comedian did you just high school draw on a piece of paper i doodle flamen cross you remember doodling in high school how fucking great that was

were you around did you have uh books that you had a cover with yeah with grocery store brown bags and then you would fucking draw on them only only fucking jack off like rich chicks would actually buy the covers of the books. Ew, the plastic ones? Yeah, dude. We had grocery store brown bags. Or newspapers sometimes. Newspapers pretty hood. But then it gets your fingers all.

Yeah, newspapers, I never get your newspaper. I never get your newspaper. Just show Reactive. You show up with fucking. You have Calvin and Hobbs on your fucking palms. Oh, sorry. I fell asleep on my book and now I got Marmaduke on my cheek. Also, it's like, you have a drip.

Bobby's made of silly putty. Hold on, Dan. Sorry, you fell asleep in class. I want to read my Yeah, my horoscope off your forehead. Newspaper wouldn't even work. Ha, ha, ha, you'd have to be made of silly putty for that to be the case. Like Bobby, who's made of silly putty.

You guys aren't hear me say that? Yeah, we heard you. That was pretty good. Where is it? Do you own it? What? It's where it's under my phone. Can you put it in your mouth as a ball?

He uses it as a phone case. Lewis is something similar to silly putty. Silly pussy. Bro? That's not a thing. You want to go? You want to go, John? I'd love to go.

What time are we at? We're good. We're good. We've got a couple more. Let's go a little more. Let's go a little more. That was fun. Oh, fat. I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. All you do is eat cookies when you come. I ate pizza.

I ate Fat Bobby came out this weekend. What did you do? I got a blueberry pie. I couldn't stop. What was it in somebody's window? Smoke what by your nose? Yeah. That's so funny.

Next thing I know, I'm levitating. Dude, I'm floating towards the pie. I can't control the, the smell looks like fingers pulling me by my nostrils, dude. I kept going over and scooping it like just a piece of, just a spoon and scooping it out. He goes, dude, the pie was talking to me. He goes, I'm just a sad blueberry pie, Bobby. We didn't talk about Thanksgiving at all. Yeah, we didn't. We got 15 more minutes. How about this? I drove home from Massachusetts yesterday. How bad was that traffic? Eight hours. Dude, the longest trip of my life. We drove back on Saturday, and it was

five and a half, and I kept saying to Katie from Massachusetts, I kept going, whoever's going home tomorrow's fucked it was eight hours i drove we went up to new hampshire was it just pure traffic yeah it was bad we went up to the hampshire had a great thanksgiving at my uncles who lives up the street from us and then max got sick so we were just stuck in the tiny house taking care of him what was he sick with don't know throw it up shitting uh HIV cough he got sick and it was nothing gay it's needles oh i thought you said it had sex it was no no it was a blood James got it from gay sex Max got it from needles

There's a blood transfusion It's two different reasons Got a lot of people Um So Max is at the Turny house He was going hunting this weekend With his uncle

He was We were going to shoot We had a whole weekend planned Out the window But we left Saturday At 8 o'clock Not one ounce of traffic May or PM

4 hours and 50 minutes From New Hampshire There it was We got home Saturday I left at 5 o'clock this morning from Philly and I got home in an hour and 40 That's crazy I always leave at night

I left uh when you leave Philly like crazy earlier in the morning And there's no one there I went down there I left Philly one time at like 5.30 a.m. Like you said there's just nobody I saw I did that one time There was one guy running he was wearing a gray sweatsuit with Converse All-Star were kids following him that's crazy no that's the second movie Okay He was chasing a chicken

It was weird Also the second movie Damn it dude you don't know your Rocky Rocky Rocky trivia Joe verse Lewis Oh no dude I love that I'll destroy you.

I'll destroy you in Rocky Trivia. No, you wouldn't. You've already gotten it too wrong, right off the bat. Yeah. Who directed the first movie? Sylvester Stallone? Incorrect. Fuck!

He directed the second one. Fuck! You know that. They didn't even want him in the movie. Do you think they don't have to direct it? He won the Oscar for the screenplay, you dipship. They were trying to just say, we want somebody else but you. Who was the first opponent?

Spider-Rico. Fuck, you knew it. Damn, that's a good one. He knows that. You don't know shit. Spider Rico. What's the name of the gym that he trains at? Mick?

Oh, no, no. Oh, man. It's just Mickey's Gym? Joe? Yes. Mickey's Gym. Yeah. I think it's Mickey's boxing gym, maybe.

So it doesn't even know. The best part of the whole first movie, though? What's the son's name? What's the son's name? Can I finish my sentence? Can I answer it? Can you answer it? Can you answer my...

What's his son's name? Let me finish my sentence. Go ahead. Yeah. opens his locker, and we know his locker has been stolen, because it's just Mighty Mix. It's not Mickey's Jim. It's Mighty's Mick. You were wrong.

There's black women in his locker, so the audiences be like, oh, shit. Someone got his locker. How funny is that? Yeah, that is funny. He finally opens it, and there's black women, he's like, Oh, my God. You know, you know I don't like black people? Why that was my locker filled with icky, icky black women?

I don't know his son's. I only know the first movie. You know what his name? I only really know the first movie. Robert. Also, it changes Rocky if he just has a Philadelphia accent the whole time, where he's like, yeah, did you give my locker to fucking spy? I got a question for both of you, whoever can answer it. What was, I ain't a bum? What was the priest's name that he went to?

It tossed down a blessing. That's also two. That was part two also. In fact, two, I think I know the least. Father, hold on, father, Michael Scott. No, it's an Italian name. Father Christmas. No, it's an Italian name.

It's a fucking, but it is. I love when it does that. I always love what he did. He actually says his name. He goes, yeah, that's pretty cool when he thought that. He says his name. He says his name. That's it.

That's actually it. That's it. That's it. You got it right. Point for Lewis. Father. Father. Father.

Father. In the first movie, he's told to bring Adrian to the zoo. Because. Retards love the zoo. That's right. Yes. Take it to the zoo. Still true to the zoo.

Day. I do. And honestly, we should find a little appreciation. What was his dog's name? Buckus. Buckus. Good. What was the turtle's name?

Golf and Link. Not you. You're not in the game. You're a judge. I'm always in the game, baby. Damn. What's the Italian stallion as a boy? Where does he take Adrian on his first date?

A skating rink. What was his first car? Trans Am. What was his first motorcycle? Motorcycle. Motorcycle. I was just saying the word. Motorcycle back.

All right, I got a good one. I got a good one. Are we checking if Joe is brain damage? What? Joe, what is that? He's because motorcycle, I go, I think he's all right. I have a good one. People hate this episode.

What is the, what is the real? Absolute stinker. What of our all-time stinkiest episode? What's the robot's name? Happy birthday, Polly. That's part four, right? Yeah.

I don't know. Okay. I haven't drug him. Bobby's looking at it up. All right. Hey, here's a quick fun thing. Thanksgiving. I want to say you'll pop me up.

Will you back me up on this? I don't know if we can play this and we'll lose monetary. You know the kink song Father Christmas? Father Christmas, give us some money. We got no time for those silly toys. He sounds a little bit like Chris Rock. Pull it up.

Give me the chorus. Does he? Father Chris, tell me if you think so. How? He's got that like when he's kind of yelling and like repeating the premise. Is it Chris Rock down at the cellar where he's quiet?

He goes, hey, how did you guys ever? No, no. He cannot play without getting DeMon. What? We can't play without getting Demand. or we'll put it on the gas digital extra, whatever. Well, we can be uncensored

on gas digital. We can go ahead. What's the name of the artist? The Kinks. It's the fucking kinks, man. Father Christmas. You know what Chris does like that kind of like,

kind of like, I would let go of a fat log. You know a log right in my mouth. That's a funny bit. I'd plug you up. That's a funny bit, dude. What, so, shit directly in my mouth. I'd fucking,

I'd lock that boy up. Can we, uh, I mean, We, we, we, this is going to have to be edited all together from the show. Just my spot, once it's gone. Yeah. But you gotta get to the chorus, though. Go like 30 seconds in. This is gonna be worth it, don't worry.

That right there! That doesn't sound like Chris Rock. No, what are you fucking mentally ill? It sounded just like them to me, just then. Is your ear bleeding? Yeah, what's funny? Is your ear as small as your mouth? The king's so much like them to me.

No. You're crazy. You're dismissed. What a weird thing. We're not in the course yet. Here it is. I get it. You know what?

I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. I get it now. On the verses, they kind of sound like Dave Chappelle, right? Oh, I'm Dave Chappelle. I'm enjoying Christmas. You heard it. I heard it.

Sorry, guys. It's a little bit high and nasally. We found out if I do voices that are too good, we get demonetized. Really? I'm Dave Chappelle. Wait a good idea. We got demonetized because you did a Dave Chappelle? That actually happened, yeah.

Is that Dave Chappelle's people? Yes, your most people got our episode digging down. Isn't that crazy? Fuck you. Yeah, I swear to God. Why was this not even discussed? Bobby, how little do you know about technology today? I don't understand why nobody, we never talked about this.

Because we was lying the whole time, you're fucking idiot. Buddy, stop. We're going to get demot. That's, no, you can't, you turn my bit against me. You did the thing where you go. You can't do that. You're going to call an ambulance. Oh, he took it bad.

He goes, you don't need to call an ambulance, but not for me. Oh, the Christmas. Guys, we got no back people. I know everyone goes, there's no way you go. Come on, dude, don't blow fucking weed in our face. Everybody goes, don't spit on your own arm. Just get that way, you fucking degenerate shit fuck. What's that called?

People are going to go, guys. But do you know the story of how it came about it? Oh, God. All right, you're a genius. Never mind. All right, we'll see you guys next week. I'm telling you right now, everyone goes, there's no way you guys are closing a great year of shows

with this absolute monstrosity. And I go, we don't. And we're bringing the Christmas episode back inside the house. Nice. No audience. You know what we can do? We could actually choose some super-futable. fans to come up and sit up.

We used to do that on YKWB. You want to do that? Very fun. No. Why, you don't want to have a couple fans up here? They're fucking dangerous animals. Wow. He takes your money and then that's what he thinks.

I thought it would be nice to have a couple only girls invited up here. Only fans. Only fans. Only girls who are only fans who are fan of the show come up here. I say that because we're going to give you a Christmas episode inside the studio. Which is what people are wanting. Yeah. We're going to give you what you want.

All right. I love you guys. Love you guys. We'll see you guys next time on The Rags. The Rags. I'm a poop.