Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - LiooovE?

Episode Date: November 19, 2012

Dan Soder, Kelly Fastuca and Nick Cody join Robert for an overload of Aussie. RiotCast.com @TheNickCody Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That is a very extreme round. The huffing and puffing of a, really? Do you think there's a guy with a fetish out there that likes that? He's like, oh, what's ya? Well, I want disappointing hoffing. I know, but I know why I'm mad at Kelly.

Why are you mad at Kelly? Because because it's, it's like having a wife. I leave my wife and she fucking bugs me because she's a wife. Kelly's a seat warmer. Well, no, she's a seat. Well, when I come in here, she does, she does. Kelly, get in there, sit down. Well, she's a seat phone. When I come in here, she does, she does things. Kelly get in there, sit down.

Well, she, she does things. Yeah. Because I found it funny, but I was trying to maintain my thought, but I kept finding it funny, and then I kept fighting it to do my thought. That's what that was. I, yeah, I, she just, I come here and like, town to clean the microphone. Look, Kelly's the best.

She's awesome. She does everything well. Her text messages, yet, yes, a fucking annoying, because they're the mini stories. I'm actually gonna take all her text messages. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually submit them to my publisher for a book a month. Each month my publisher for a book. A month.

Each month. Once you transcribed them, whoever read it would be like, well, this is just the diary of a mad woman. This is, was it not a Tyler Perry movie? No, that was actually Ozzie Osmo's one album. A diary of a mad woman? Dive of a mad man. I know, I was kidding.

I didn't know that. Wow, Dan's back and he's fucking, he has no joke-ness in him. No joke-ness. Hey, where? Well, now, because I was thinking, what was a Tyler Perry. Yes. Well now because I was thinking what was a Tyler Perry. But Tyler Perry movie. No, no, it was a Tyler Perry movie. If Kelly was on point, she'd be at the computer googling that and going,

it is a Tyler Perry movie. I am DB. That's not that's never happened. I don't think Kelly's ever been on point with the computer. Like I ever said, blah, blah, blah, blah. She went, I got it. That's not true. Africa is the largest continent. Oh, fuck. That is the worst Australian accent. I thought Dan did the worst. I'll tell you what, that's the worst. The real one. The issue I want to one in here right now. The actual, the actual straight exit is the worst. The legit off the island. It's, uh, God, do I hate them.

I hate them. Not personally, and as a kind, but as you, when you speak, you, oh, you make me want to fucking take razor blades with AIDS and carve them into my own chest. Have you heard some of the accents in your own country? Fucking brutal. Name one. Boston. Yeah.

Fucking black cat. Yeah. I still take it. Oh, I Yes, shitty accent name another one You know, it's really awful the Wisconsin the one that Kelly does the one the one exit Kelly does it Fago Bad I don't know what I say it again. What is it? What is it? Fago? Fago? Fago it sucks. That's it? What is it? Faga. Faga? Faga. It sucks. That's like a soft drink in Australia.

Faga. Do you want a Faga? I love a Faga, mate. Do you want a cold Faga? I think a warm one, a cow one, whatever you got there, mate. I like their accents to a certain point. Oh my God. I will fucking jump across. Why? Because I don't have a dream with you. Because you know why? Because this is what you do do you don't agree with me to actually make a point

No, listen, you're not my son Can I be Bob? on my show This is where I grow up Bobby. This is my wonder years This motherfucker is trying to set boundaries with me Wonder Years this motherfucker is trying to set boundaries with me Over horses, no yet then you agree with me no matter what you're on my side Don't you get that you never ever take their side one because you my friend

Too because you're an American this is your fucking obligation You sound like a you sound like a militia leader right now. It's fucking Veterans Day. Have some American pride. You shouldn't like anything else but America. Buy America. Be America. That's some fucking. I still want to know that up until what point do you like that? About five minutes.

Yeah, all right, say. He was leading me into Smash Man. You just jumped all over. Yeah, I'm not. You swatted my own alley. I was trying to open it myself. No, we can still smash them. No, the show works.

They're setting up a smash. There are no rules. We are setting this action up. I don't like this thunder dome-like style. I'm going to get a cage around this fucking studio. Can you pass me an Agua? Absolutely. I usually have a water and a coffee.

You do. I got you on where is it? You put a cage around this place Lewis Gomez's dick would just come when he walked There's finally a cage I can walk out. I was listening to Gomez last week I'm but he loves to cut people off. I actually yelled at him three times last week where he I think he actually got me at it The last one. You get a spray bottle like when a cat does a bad thing At it be the last one. She get a spray bottle like when a cat does a bad thing. Only for Lily.

Are you, are you spraying murder? Well, you please get that. I'm going to fill it with fucking chicken jizz. Our own piss. No, okay. Yeah, we're starting these shows. I'm just starting them now. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't, I don't, I didn't do any, um, he's at hot. Hot. Yeah, we're not doing any more fucking, hey, and let's go, you guys ready? One, two, three, and on, we're on air. I'm just starting them now. We'll see what happens, I'm not cutting anything. I'll be honest, I didn't even realize

for the first two minutes until I looked over and saw the counter going. Yeah, look, these guys are really talking into the microphones a lot. Yeah, yeah. This is how we always communicate, even when it's not recorded. Yeah, me guns are really talking into the microphones a lot. Yeah. This is how we always communicate. Even when it's not recorded.

Yeah, me and Dan don't use cell phones or we don't talk. Even on a subway, we walk around with these microphones. We've been in the same room for five minutes having said it word. Yeah. For that, I just sit and put my headphones on. I want to introduce everybody. We got Kelly Pistok here who's my right hand fucking fuck up. If it is a right hand, it was one that was trapped

in a fire under a fucking brick. It's all mangled in burnt. Kelly walks up, I've been getting, Lizzie, how long have you been here? Well, when you were in? How many times you've got me coffee? A lot. Have I ever put milk in my coffee?

Just say never. Never. Highly never. I love the afro. Is that okay to say? Okay. He's just still got him waiting. I don't know I love the Afro. Is that okay to say? Okay. I just took it away.

You don't know the rules of black people now that Obama is on the second term. Afro is not acceptable term for hair. It's beautiful. I love. Can you sit down for a second before you start taking photos? Sit down for a second, sweetie. So yeah, we got Kelly for Stilko, AKA fucking, fucking Kelly!

That's a better one. I like that one. God, my spine just tingled like in a really negative one. I bet you got wet, too. No. I bet you like that. I bet you like that. Look at you, you creep.

You're the game. We got my boy, my baby boy. Hi. My baby boy my baby boys bag Lost the voices in the house. I am it's gonna be back I can't Sound I missed you buddy miss you too, and then we got I don't even fucking know your name. I got it once I appreciate that Nick Cody, dude, don't want you to be more compelling Cody, don't, why'd you be more compelling?

I'm playing me for your fucking normal face. He's going to be great. You've got a normal face. Yeah, that's how that sounds like. Quite hard. Yeah, you should. You've got stunt man face. You could be any bartender in New York City. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. When Kelly introduced us on Sunday, I thought that's who he was. I was just like, uh, where are we? Where are we? Everywhere. Right. This guy's going to be great. When Kelly introduced us on Sunday, I thought that's who he was. I was just like Everywhere This guy's gonna be great. Yeah Hey, you know you can and he's got with his voice. He's like what do you want me to take the call over the leech?

Yeah, hold it. Oh, I'm gonna the call gonna blow up. What are you? Hold it? I want you to be on Bobby. I want you to wear the knee pads That's right. You're not like me my knees are hard Who's the guy that the hair on the movie to show you how to drive like a spy? It is really serious. This car has got a little power. You're going to want to aim it lift.

Be careful. He's mad when you want to do your own stunt. I can jump over this. All right, mate. Mate, we are union, we work off stunts. You're taking food out of my kids' mouths. Can I please banji jump all of this building? In the sport of man costume.

You could be Chuck Norris' stunt man. Yeah, he looks like a young Chuck Norris. Oh, wow. You should take... These are all of these things are said with such a positive tone. Yeah. They're so harsh.

Well, I don't know if they're harsh as much as they are accurate. Yeah. I think. Oh, that's all right. Kelly, don't worry about it. I'm glad you got her a water. Didn't get up from my fucking water. You just went, I put one out and stood there and looked and didn't see it and sat in your

fucking ass. All right. All right. I'm sorry. You know what? It's, we have to talk about this. I have issues with Kelly because she reminds me of my fucking dumb wife. As I said, she's a seat filler. We're speaking of stunt people. If you were performing emotional stunts with your wife, it would be Kelly's don't take the templates.

It's all Australians are, they're all stuntmen. She fucking first of all let me give the watch in him Nick Nick Cody Nick Cody Nick Cody Nick that's a fucking stunt man's name I hurt the roof of my mouth cuz I couldn't I love that I love that I have the face of that that every single thing that you Describe scared the shit out of me was bungee jumping. I don't even have my license. I couldn't fucking drive. You could get so much, can I make you a backstory so you can get American pussy when you're here? Yeah, just like, everything in a 22 year old girl that go into her restaurant job the next day. And I'm at the South Australian stunt man and he looks kind of like a cute Chuck Norris.

Like, he was young. He's got to be young. And when he smiles, he gets crows feet. And when it's he gets crows feet, but it's you crows me. Crows made it 25. He's driven a car off the bridge. He's driven a car for bridge into a lake of gas. I'm already super legit. And then he thought it into Conda.

Yeah, it was mechanical, but it was in an conda. And then back he's just meet some dumb chicken bags. Because my back story for getting pussy here is... Oh, right. That's already illegal, I think. My back story is my girlfriend's in Australia. But you all might sound much cooler. Yeah, I like your story.

Here's just got realness to it. And you pull her head out of the bag. But I brought a wig. But don't worry, I don't think she can crawl out and not on feet of dirt. She's packing Australian a shallow grime. No, she's alive What's your name again Nick?

Literally, he's fucking funny man I saw my name on your chest with a sharpie when I look over at you. Do I need them like a my name is podcast On for this fucking no-name faces you bring on the show. 30 pages of flair. I have a little kangaroo in it. Little boomerang. Welcome to the show, Nick. Thanks, man.

You're a comic from Australia. Yeah. Which means you're sort of funny. Yeah. He's funny. In Australia, hilarious. Here, you're good. You're very good.

You're good. Here, you're really good. You're good too. I very good. You're good. You're really good. You're good too. I appreciate that. That's a post-equate. Yeah, I'm funny. I'm still, yeah, I'm fucking hilarious. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. And we have Linda, the beautiful Linda. Are you happy that Obama won?

Well, when you put those headphones on, is your hair gonna be the shape of the headphones? It looks like she's auditioning for the Robin Quivers by-op I was like you're gonna take a photo yourself I was like, you know, you're gonna take a photo yourself You ever see that when the black dude take the helmet off back in the 70s, 80s and then the fuck get inside of the helmet would be their head Oh yeah You had the little little circles

I love that I love that you have an afro though how it would be their head. You had the little little circles. I know, the sex is gonna happen. I love that you have an afro though. Here's the thing, I love black women with natural hair, who have the just the afro is the sexiest thing in the world to me. And I mean, you've had wigs and fake hair. Yes, I've had braids.

What's the most expensive thing, braids? Or, extension, extensions, weaves, weaves. And that fucking hurts, right? I've been lucky because I haven't had anyone that's actually hurt my hair. Actually, my braids were the... Oh, that must have killed me. ...because, yeah, because they braid it really, really tight. Does it give you headaches? Yeah, you have to almost...

That's why you see some people like, they hit their head instead of scratchy. It's like to take that sounds awful. That's like hair braces He's looking at the guy back in a few weeks and I twist him a bit. Yeah, you got it That you got in the hair orthodontist Your brains are coming along. Kelly just looked at her head and went. No, no, the brains Can we shut that shed I paid good money for those. Oh Kelly's offer game tonight. Linda is beautiful Linda is beautiful Kelly. You're beautiful. I had a big thing for Pam Greer and Foxy Brown when I was a kid This is kind of yeah, but here's a thing is that I'm a huge Pam Greer fan back in the day Like what about a panda pan great. I'm I don't agree. I don't jerk off to Pam Greer now

Just talking about the seahawks running attack That's not Pam Greer. No, who am I thinking of a black chick from Pam Oliver oh I got a huge I got a huge Pam Oliver thing. She always knows what the coaches are thinking Just gets my dick so hard It's from my jacket about a football Jacky Brown. Yeah, she's in Jackie. Yeah Pam. Very different. You can bring it up Forget it Kelly How would you bring it up Kelly? I'm gonna just make references now just Kelly and trouble with you

Kelly fucking stinks on the computer. I want to say this Listen, I want to say this Kelly, I have a problem with you because you're, first of all, you're off your point today. And it's, I know why, it's because he's here. Her fucking Australian fucking friend is here. She gets nervous. Stunt man, Cody. Stunt man, Cody.

When people that she knows here, she falls off. Nick the stunt man, Cody. When she comes in solo, fucking on point. Coffee's made, water's around, everything's done. She walks up tonight with a fucking thing of milk. Like I take coffee in my milk in my coffee. I've never ever said, do you got milk. It's because you're early,

and you went see me fuck up when you're late. You really should have been a mafia boss. Really? Yeah, and remember the show Sliders with Jerry O'Connell? Yeah. No, all right. That's sort of fun. I was thinking, let me think.

Come here a second. What do we bring it up? Let me know. What do we want to fucking time limit here? Yes. Hang on, we only have three minutes. I'd like that you said, then, do you know Sliders? And he said, no, and Kelly went, yeah, I know it.

And you went, all right, next thing. Oh, yeah. I like that. You're freaking out. I'm not going for the international demo. I'm going for the domestic. We need to strengthen things here at home. Stuntman Cody. Wait a minute, you're on my side now.

Brother Evo has been on your side. To red, white and blue side, the right side. The ones with the missiles pointing at you. I don't like it. What is your flag? Is your flag you stole our colors too? Now they have Britons with a nice in the upper left corner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. Yeah, with the line. With stars, blue, in the bottom right, and something goofy. Stars, more stars. It's the Southern Cross. Southern Cross. That's what it is.

If you have a Southern, in Australia, if you have a Southern Cross tattoo, that's the the Southern Cross Southern Cross. That's what it is. If you have a Southern in Australia If you have a Southern Cross tattoo, that's the equivalent of a Confederate flag. Okay. Yeah Southern Cross So that makes sense. Yeah, was did they ever did it? Was that like a you guys a civil war that we never we uploaded to Wikipedia? It wasn't really a Southern war. We just came in and fuck she'd out. Yeah We mean the white people. Yeah, yeah you you people yeah my red beaded red blood those fucking yeah not that's fucking white black people they have on the bush over there yeah you ever see those guys they have like a blonde they have blonde hair and their darkest pump on their oh yeah they're average yeah the

average darkest pump on the whole but they fucking they have blonde hair that's Jesus they're beautiful people they are cool they have little pug nose like me they do they have little pugnoses like me you don't have an upper region he knows yeah right Joe now you know absolutely I do you're just trying to say that so it makes it better for what you just said you're trying to pull a corporate damn don't you try to out corporate damn I have a pugnose like you I'm using me we're the same people Try to out corporate day. I have a pug nose. Like, I have a rigidity. I have rigidity is in me.

We're the same people. I'm gonna connect your fucking index finger in your thumb and point it to you. Kelly, what are you, it's gone. The moment has passed this. What are you looking for the Australian flag? No. Because I pulled that up.

I have it. If you need it, let me know. I'm gonna fuck again. And I have cream too if you want to get that. Okay. And I have a water if you need something. Okay. Oh my god. I think it's, I And I have cream too if you want to get that. And I have a water if you need something. Okay. Oh my God.

I think it's, I gotta go back to this. I know we're going off track. Way off track. All right. There's something about Kelly and her fucking, and her behavior that it's like living, it's like coming to my wife. My wife is here and she fucks up and it fucking annoys me

like my wife. I don't know why I don't know why I don't know what that is. Because I'm a girl. No, you're not a girl. Here's the thing too, is that you're part of the show. So you can't you can't pull the girl thing. You know what I mean? You're not a surveillance.

Well, it's like, look, just count the wall to have the fuck a shit right at a go. Let's do this. Let's fucking do it. But I get mad at her because she's a girl and it's like my wife See if it was you or you I'd be like fucking dickhead get the fucking and be like dude. I'm sorry I fucked up. I'll do it and you get it right but she goes She gets all and then I'm like oh fucking twat now you're gonna cry And then I get angry because you're the girl card

You can milk And then I get angry because you give her a girl card and then you give her the milk and the cream Come on Mike there's no crying in podcast Kelly's like sorry for yelling at you. I'm just okay. I'm sorry Bobby Kelly, I think you're dressed very nice this evening. Thanks. She looks good, right? She looks like a school teacher. I'm so happy she started dressing nice. It was a time when you had the same outfit on every day. Remember that? It's the one that they have the cartoon picture of her.

Yeah, she'd have the same jeans on every day. And now, the last couple months, you dress up a lot. You look, you look, because she's a pretty fucking girl. Yeah. And I think it would help you to stand up too if you get on stage and you look good. Cursey. Pretty, yeah. Yeah.

Like a deputy. Yeah. Here she is, everybody. Give it up for Kelly for Stuka. She's going to perform a little comedy act for you. That's every MC treats her like a beauty pageant contestant. All right. No, next up from Australia.

Me and that's Australia. It's Kelly for Stuka. I asked her question while she's doing that. So Kelly, what do you think of the being American? I asked him with a joke. How would you make the world a bit of play? Really? airplane food.

So we had a lot of, we had big J lost this house. We had a carcane stand and we had a lot of shit going on. We had Obama won, which I guess I'm happy about. Are you happy about? Yes. You bet it'd be critical, and it was like, no. I want that motherfucker to nigger on the fucking thing. She'd be like, what?

Are we letting that win now? I can see it. I was being black when I said it. He left the gate open for us all now. I was being black, That was the joke relax Just drinking McCall hang on was a copy black Everybody think all my corporate sponsors out there to let everyone know that I didn't even smile During that last interaction

It's so funny is that even in this room full of comedians. I so called right? Is that even in this room full of comedians? I so called right? Whoa Here's a deal. Kelly does that. I made a joke, a fucking joke, and the only one that laughed, even in the room, even when you're doing on stage, the only one that laughed for the race joke is the actual black person, the Spanish person, or the gay person. You're the only one that laughed at the joke.

You were like, yeah, that's funny. And you have tight fucking white people. Like civilians. Why don't you do it in a voice? You know me, I like voices. I didn't really do it in a voice? You know me, I like voices. I didn't really do it in a voice. I tried to. I don't do voices as good as you.

Wow. You do it in a man, what's up? See that? Yeah. Yeah. That's my speed. Look at it in the fucking water. Oh.

Tell the truth. Oh. Oh, this motherfucker talking about the president. Oh. Oh. All right. Well, so you're. Oh This motherfucker talking about the president Well, are you so you're so you voted for him? Yes, I did Kelly you can't vote I'll out you I never got my absentee ballot. You're an you're lying. No, I'm not alcoholic. No, I'm not you really Yeah, I really want to get real Let's do some Miller lights in there. You want me pop those open those open you want the monster I'll give you the monster we want the monster That don't feel awkward. I'm just holding off fighting for someone else to drink as well

I'm okay right now We'd have no fosters American we have the American version Miller Miller like no one drinks fosters a taste shitty Oh, I thought you guys drank that you fucking off shale. Yeah, no, no cheese man. There you go. You want to do that with your teeth stuntman I don't even read it yeah, he's handshake I'm like why is your handshaking? Oh open it up in that a copper imbalance. What is that just my handshack? Dude you freaking me out. Is that my eyes? Is that my hands? He's handshack? He's got a wire.

That beer does look appealing. No, he's just nervous being me. Yeah, he's just lying. My kid. What's wrong? I know. All right, stop. You have my handshake. Do you freaking me out, man? Why? I've got a copper imbalance. We'll eat some fucking pennies, asshole. What do you want me to say? Stop fucking Go down on their check at that time of the month. We'll then help you out. Is that the can we help you if we look at you copper? Go buy a pipe in the bathroom copper go bite a pipe in a bathroom some pennies you're like hey guys you pop it in like tick-tacks like a guy

what can they fix that? can they fix that? you can apparently you can take some tablets but it just numbs you down completely you go on stage shaking like that? I have a few beers before and it's all fine oh really? so beer style? yeah the neurologist how Australian is this? The neurologist said you can take these tablets

which will completely numb you down or just have two beers. Really? So it's like medicine. Come on, medicine, guys. That's my, I want another beer out. That's my speed. I want this to stop. You know what, that's weird.

My doctor just told me the same thing today. Yeah, no, he gets it. The therapist said you doctor's an asshole. He put that on the table, chugged that down. I thought it was my eye. I got that eye thing. No, my did it. The therapist said you docked as an asshole. Yeah. He put that on the table. Chugged that down. I thought it was my eye. I got that eye thing. No, my eye was freaking out, because his fucking copper and balance.

Goddamn, asshole was born in the mud. He got fucked up. I don't do the bomb disposal scenes for movies. They leave me out of those ones. I'm all the car guy. I would be a shakin' nervous of him even just. If he was a fucking... Surgeon.

He was actually hell delivering your baby. I'll tell you what though. He accidentally ripped your wife's ass all open. When those hands are on the wheel of a stunt car, going off a cliff, they'll move me. Now that's the beginning of the movie, shaking and then he cuts to just his head,

clinch the wheel and it just calms down. He's got a little other gloves on. Come on, drive. Um, drink that beer, dude. Oh, fucking sit on your hands, you're freaking me out. Only do I hate your accent. I hate your hands and your normal guy face. He's really a guy face.

You have a book of Mormon's face. I didn't get to see it. I haven't got to see it yet. I haven't got to see it yet. Oh, they're just normal looking dudes. So back to Obama, nobody gives a fuck. That's a fun thing. You have to be lying about your, you're lying about absentee ballots.

No, no, no. You're lying. I applied for it October 12th, and I never received it. And then when I called the Why do you need an absentee? I was visiting my grandmother Where during the election where in northern California? What part like port? What day? I was there What day number fourth through November 9th? What day was what day was voting the sixth? This is cool Conquering Dan

I was there. I got pictures of her dog, dude I'm gonna see pictures of a vatch that is the grossest thing ever. I couldn't mean for your grandmother Grandma soda. I can't even I don't even jerk off our Grandmother. No, that's a scrust come on man. Come on. You never thought it. She's a patriarch matriarch Patriot. She's a dude. She's a dude. No, I didn't jerk off for five days. Whoa. Five. Cause I'm a migraine mother's house.

That's fun. Best jerk off I ever have. Is that my grandmother's house? You're right. That's when I learned to use a shower massage. She had a real shitty one. She, you know, you know, the shower massages, you get from like, dwayne read.

Yeah, that old people use, cause they get reached parts of their body. Right. And the water comes out very slow. That is the best to take a ya balls with, because it feels like little fingers. It feels like little Asian fingers. And I remember I put it on my nuts from behind

first time ever, and I almost came just doing that. And then I raked it like I showered my dick up and down and I came, came like that. Without applying any end to it. Just with it, just with a massage. Yeah. Really? Sweet of God, dude. I, you got a water, you got a water job. I'm a blown a guy for a steak. You think I'm lying about this? Yeah. You got a water job. That's what that is. Yeah. I'm not lying about something good. It was me. It's weird.

It is weird. I know. That's why I'm telling you, it was the, that's, I've tried, I've never done it again. I've used Shalam Masaj after Shalam Masaj. When I check into a hotel, I ask for a handicap bathroom because I want that walk in shower with the shower massage. I don't want a tub.

Fucking I hate tubs, first of all. England and their shit fucking tubs can all go die. Those dirty fucking bath people. Let's take a tub with T. Fuck you. Tubs suck. America. Seriously, showers. Stand up chairs.

Jerking yourself off of the massage pick. Talking red, white, and blue shit on though, you know what dude podcast? The name is chasing the dragon, the dragon, the little one. He's like water messages. You're like, I'm never gonna get what I got that first time. Dude. Is it like that?

I'm never gonna get what I found again. Is it, does it feel like a sloppy VJs? That what it feels like? A little pressure though. No, no, I know what you're thinking. No, it didn't at all. It just, it felt like it was a sensation I've never felt before. And it was tickling, exuding, what?

Like when you bite into a York Pippermint Patty? Yeah, but no, not that. I get this, when I bite into a York Pippermint Patty, I get this sensation that my dick is being brushed against by a Shower pick when it dances Shower and that what it is a shower Sponsors if you want to support Go to Robert Kelly and I go to I write cast calm and

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The book called cheap with that help. Well funny because I wrote that book fuck that is crazy I did I wrote did you read that book yeah? Yeah? Yeah, I did read that book Yeah, I mean I wrote that book and that book is unbelievable you read the book yeah, that's great Yeah, you can go there and buy that and you help the show why why you help me and you help yourself because you got a great book Jesus Christ if there's something I can't stand it's too damn so it is in the room at the same time I love it Put this out there? Two sucks.

Nick just knows how to sell. That's why we keep them around. You realize this? Is that his name? It's Nick what? Nick the stunt man Cody. Okay, I know why I can't remember you name it. You want me to sell you a book?

You want me to draw you a chlorophy man? I'm not. My favorite Raiders I I fly over Grand Canyon. Just don't ask him to cut some wires. I like reading the book, cheap, well I'm fighting an alligator, that's a prognorial. And I can't hold a baby. Is it more come fun boy than out of me? Gittery fingers. They say that it was caused because I was born during a lightning storm. And it shook me up when I was a baby. My father was a plumber. He was fixing copper.

It was a stormy night. Out in the outback. A bolt struck a tree 15 feet away from me, mom getting birth to me. You turn into a pot, you turn into a He's trying to do a pop-up, he's trying to pop-up, I need to do a deck deck. You're really good at shot one eye dude. You shot one eye and the other eye goes up. And your forearms get bigger. Oh my god, guys, not funny. Smelling burnt hair, stroking out. I usually only do that when I do that in pressure

my old college roommate Amir. Amir. Yeah, he's from Long Island. Yeah, one eye. Yo, is this me, ill? Whenever he was awkward his face ago like that. Yeah, I gotta to explain what the face is because we're on fucking radio I scrunch one of my eyes together and then the other side's cool Yeah, it's dead by this two face um Cody Rhodes Cody Rhodes

Cody Cody Road Cody road Hey guys one of my favorites God one of the best is one of the best You have wrestling over there Uh, uh, what does a rest? Just a rose is a professional wrestler. Is a wrestler. You have wrestling over there? Yeah. Um, that's how they do. That's how they find out who's their next president.

Welcome to Oseism. These candidates from the bush. I don't know anything about their country. And it's gorgeous from every picture I've seen. And every person I've met has been so sweet. Dan Soder. Yes, there he is. Dan, I'm a pretty cool.

But I'm going home in on the 31st of December for three weeks. The 31st of December you're going home. Yeah, for three weeks. What are we going to do? I will do as much as I can while I'm not here. We're bringing him in. On the back. You're going back to Australia.

Damn it. Do you like being here rather than Australia? I love New York City a lot. I like the city Would you live would you rather live here? Yeah, New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't sponsor I mean when I say here. I mean New York put America. Yeah, I mean would you rather be here than when you live? Yeah, I love I love American football beers cheaper here and all my favorite comics up from here, right? It sort of makes sense. I love your friends. No, you're dance music comes from here. It is oh, what all your dance music Dance music yeah, all your dance music

No, I got a pitch and Nick is kind of like a dance music kind of guy I just talking about music in general or dance music. I'm talking about dance music. Do you think he listens to dance? Yeah, what do you mean? Here's the I a Nick so if you had to live in the shittiest part of Nebraska for like two years, and then you could stay in New York for seven. Would you do it? The fuck, why is that? I don't know. Just forever.

Forever? Yeah. I'm not, I don't relinquish that right to live in America forever. Robert, I don't like that. You are a moron. Robert, I don't lie to you. You are poor arms, and your bicep is the same size. That both don't me. Believe in push-ups. You like somebody doing your arms. I'm like a mantis.

You're a pretty mantis. How does that happen? You got like cancels wrists. Yeah. You really, it's like a foot, a foot you're real drew your arms. It is. Who failed art class. Yeah, you're like, you know, drew your arms. It is. Who failed our class.

Yeah, you know, it's because your wrists are so skinny. I know. Could you squeeze? For a little fucking thing of milk ones and a lot. He's got a watch, hair of rock. Look at the hair, it goes like a watch. All right, Jesus Christ was taking me down ton of notches.

I got praying man to apologize. We're all getting it. Yeah, well, you're examples not far off though. That's what they make people in Australia do. Like, people from overseas that come to Australia. So it's a tourist. They get raped, right? Oh, they can't happen.

It can happen, as well. Rape door of nationalised, whichever one you look at. So you can stick around for a year and work, but to get a second year you have to spend six months doing some shit job. Like for picking. Yeah, fruit picking. Easily bad one. Over in Australia.

Yeah, so you're like animal. If I wanted to go to Australia and live live there. Yeah, I'd have to fruit pick for a year. Oh, well, it'd be different for you because I'm what we do that doing the United States. Just call the legal immigration. We did a lot of camera. Who calls this political dad? This is militia day.

Basically shit right there. I'm a militia day. I don't believe in the rules of the government. Red state then. No, that's what state Nate Don't you take his name? I'm sorry. Hey, hey, well take that away from Nate He might be in LA, but his spirit is still here. So you So if I if somebody wants to come there. Yeah explain that again. That doesn't make sense So I've peeped. Yeah, if people want to come there for two years, in that first year. But it's been without the shitty accent. Okay, so, oh, we can't do that. I was looking for an answer to that.

Okay, so... And put that hand down to it, it's freaking out. If you want to stay in Australia for two years, you have to work at least six months out in the bush, the outback, if you will right Do these sounds like a blue man onions or whatever the fuck you guys call it I love it. It's great You know what it is I like you K Nick Cody. I know your name I Don't like his American accent because it's like every shitty guy that I went to college with

Bro what up run-go drinks beers You don't like Joe Deroza and well Joe was definitely Probably I don't know I don't like that Nick's taking my my thunder as the accent King Well, he just did a real one Your accent my accent right annoys me rather than your other I make more people tell me my American accent's awesome than that you know Lexins good more people but he does a middle of America Do eight people don't count as more people okay

She thinks fucking eight people over her lifespan in America But more people tell me that I- Robert, it's fantastic. Oh, no. Eight creepy guys on Facebook, they want to fuck her. Hi, stop it. Come on guys. I'd say that that accent's so good.

I'd fuck her, bro. You should listen to Robert fuck him. You're the star of the podcast. Good night, accent is awesome. Do-do-do dude, birthday parties. Will you come over? The guys are too harsh on you. That's what I get.

We are. Are we too harsh? I want to shut the fuck up. Whoa! I'm kidding. We can't. Thanks guys. Thanks for supporting me.

I really appreciate it. I like Nicodie's American accent better. Fuck you, Nicodie. You fucking come here. You fucking- Damn you, you fucking- You're stuck in! Red Be Beards trying to impress everyone. He don't impress me. Fucking you know the ginger bed? Yeah. Oh really? Gingerie. We're lighting here. Brown to me. I'm shaking a lot. It's just changing color.

Yeah, you fucking shaky hands. You impress me. You impress me. Open up that another beer bottle going. I almost will. Yeah. It's cool. It's cool. No, I'm good. And now I just sound like I've got a problem. Well, you're just, you know, Joe List drinks when he's here

by himself. See? What is this guy that wants to be on the show that you said to fucking contact me to get on the show? Matt. Something. It's probably me. You probably forgot my name. I talked to Kelly about going getting on the show

She told me to email you so I was wondering if I could get on this someone has dubbed me I love your guy I love you guys and I do stand-up acting writing. Well, you're out already because you gave me your credits I'm gonna stand-up slash actor. How about this? You're not Because I don't fucking if you were you could go dude This is fucking this is Robert De Niro and I like to be on your show. I'm an actor. I don't know who that guy is Like a guy I do stand-up acting writing and filming and filming Filming and I do want a fan. I don't know. Maybe we'll let one of these assholes on what do you think?

I recognize the name I don't know It's up to you. Dan. Should we let a regular Joe on? No. Well, I'm gone 13th now Yeah, I think it'd be fun to have a fan on Is he a fan or he says he's a comic though so that what's his name? His name's Matt. Yeah, but you know what whenever someone says I'm a comic slash writer slash presenter slash asshole They're not a real comic No, no, that's presenter slash asshole. They're not a real comic Like if you know, no, no, that's what I mean. They're not a real comic

Right translating it when you say I'm a comic. It's your a comic. That's it But when you have fucking 17 hash hash is after your name like Be sure to know when you see people in Twitter like I'm a comic actress writer producer Weber series maker But there's some people that are good at many things. No, but they're not. Like let's say you're never a good comic ever. They're never gonna, no, they're not a good, because that's their branch of everything. But if you just say you're a comic, I'll trust you that you're a comic.

That's what I do. And you know what, the other things I do happen because I'm a comic. Yeah. You don't need to tell me you do all those other things. Okay. Oh really? Kelly, all right.

All right, just for example. Hang on, let the fucking Australians go. Let's just say, no no because I don't want people to tune out thinking they got the wrong podcast Fuck man One hurricane you fucked it up. So you're so I'm just gonna throw out an example. Let's just say like come the fuck off the sky. You have to be a comic. If you're a number of those things, you're not a good comic. But what happens like if you're in Florida doing gigs last weekend and you're on Louis and you wrote a book called Sheet, are you telling me? I did that. I'm saying you can't be a good comic. You're doing too many things. Yeah, but you know what?

We don't like people at that level. We're looking you up. Chances that we know what you're doing. Yeah. You're a big enough name that people, you're aware of you. So you didn't need to fucking bail like that, with that kind of shit.

I'm just trying to throw you under the bus. Well, fucking throw me under the bus. Nice. But I'm shit. I see what you're a shit man. I see what you're saying. It's obnoxious. It is, because the fingers are in all these different pies

and they're not strong enough as a comic to justify everything. This girl on in my flight, I was flying from New York. When I was going to Seattle and I had a layover in Denver, this chick on my flight from New York to Denver was the worst human being. You had to see next to it? No, she was sitting across the aisle from me in the plane just talking to this guy

who runs a snowboarding company. So he's like what people think about when you say you're from Colorado. Like, he's lived up in Vale and all these snowboard. Gonna have a bad time. But originally I'm from West New Jersey but I moved to Colorado and it was like, I should have been born here.

I'm caught the fucking mountains in my blood. And so he was that dickhead sitting there shitting on Denver. I'm from Denver. I'm sitting there taking a nap and I can hear this dickhead. And he's like, yeah, Denver's fucking boring, brother. There's just like nothing to do.

I fucking hate you. You veil fucking bitch. Oh, but the other girl was worse because she was like an actress and she's like, Oh my God, really? That? Oh my God. What? But she kept talking about how everyone always said her whole life, she should be an actress.

Everyone said I should have been an actress and I know that I'm pretty enough. You've probably met a ton of those girls who were like, my whole life they said I should have been an actress. I have to, I'm walking with Donald Lot, we'll walk in New York. Yeah. I'll have to stop and let people go past me. Yes, I'll do the same thing.

Because if they're behind me, the, dude, the worst accent on the planet that beats your shit accent in the country. Yeah. And any other Boston or any, is the, the, the white girl college at I don't know what privilege like oh my God. It's called to walk to where yeah, and they sing it's a song.

It's like I was going last night and we were there and all of a sudden she came out and it's not even funny what she did because I was like, you know, why would you do that? And I know that She can, I, I do it in the mean. Why is this what they, when they're in a business,

or they get pulled over by the cops, or they're at work, they don't talk like that. They talk, I've seen them. I've seen them go from in a hallway going, oh my God, into a room with their boss, somebody who knows if they talk like that,'d be like what do you talk like that? Before actually you are fine. Seriously. They literally go for I don't know where I get it. I sure I yes I'll pick it up right after work this girl had that voice in spades and she was cocky

Watch the fuck okay whoa Made it awkward Oh, hey, oh, you've made it awkward. Oh, he's changed, he's changed. Hey, guys, I'm sorry. Guys, I don't know, see you then, guys. I'm sorry. Militia Dan. I apologize.

Militia Dan. Where's your Dan? But no, but she kept talking. She was like super cocky. So she was like, and then I like booked this pilot. And it's like whenever my friends are like, when are you gonna be at the Emmys? And I'm like, hopefully soon.

And it's just like, I can't wait. Like, I love New York. I becky love New York. I love it. I love it. I wanna eat it up. I wanna shove it right in my salty pussy. I just know I shove it in there.

When you had a talking to Joe Dick just like disappear into your f- A turtle. Yeah, I was just fucking, I was a unique for the flight. Good to see you. I stop on the street and I go, it's dawning weight and she's like,

what, no, I just let them pass because this fucking conversation stinks. These fucking girls suck. And I've accepted the match shows now because I look out in the crowd, the only ones that are fucking looking at their phones and they say the same thing, three weeks in a row, same fucking twat, same answer.

What the fuck you're doing on your phone? I was just texting my friend how funny you were. I got one Saturday night, late June with the seller. I'm on stage and I hear this girl, I just start my act and I hear this girl on the corner girl. He's doing the act and I hear this girl on the corner go He's doing the same jokes and I go what it was actually us

Everybody Gonna get a new 15 oh god Fucking sit there writing all night the screen in front of me, but I asked her I go what did you say and she's like I was here like two weeks ago, and you did the same jokes. But I'm like, I think you're funny. I'm just gonna go smoke a cigarette. And I was like, that one hurt, because you're just basically like. It doesn't hurt.

It's like, you're such, you know what you are? You're a fucking idiot. The fact that you're here, you don't understand comedy, whatsoever. You think that we just make shit up every week that I have a new fucking 15 for your shit, useless fucking human existence? Why are you here?

If you, the only people that go to comedy shows over and over are people who know comedy and love comedy, true comedy fans, you are here because some fucking, some jerk office, I guarantee you got free tickets. I guarantee R.D. or somebody. She's fucking somebody. I guarantee.

There's no way she understands comedy. True comedy fans get it. Look, they'll be like, dude, I've heard it before, but they brought somebody else to actually hear it. It's like a song, dude. I'll listen to Bon Jovi fucking a million times shot through the heart. And it's the shit every time he walks out.

Shot through the heart and the lights go, and you're to blame, darling, you give, wow, and then the lights go up and then the bad name. Seeing a million faces, the lights go on, and I've got fuck you. You never hear me go, I've heard this before. I've seen, watch this the lights are gonna go on.

You did that last time. But I told Big J that story. And then he went in like the sheriff of Heckleville. And he was like, look, he's like, is that her? And I was like, yeah, that's her. And I'm like, dude, whatever. I just, I make, because I basically made that same joke. Of like, would you just,

you just think we're all just fucking going off the top of our head. But then, J, when he, I like that he just, he just said, I just said I basically said, well, no, because I did. Jay went in and said something really a lot. But I was a pussy about it. You just called me a hack. I didn't call you a hack.

You're a hack. All right. Now you're cutting deep. You bet. Choose a side Nick. Choose a side quickly. I like that. I think you're right though, that my answer was very hacky.

Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think I love Jay. I think Jay took care of it. Jay went up and took care of it Go ahead, I'm sorry. I didn't know you loved my J. I think J. Yeah, J. What happened to Karen? J.

What did she say to her? I don't know, I left, but he told me. That's like it. That's some new stuff. Thank you. Thank you for being here. This is off the top of the dome. This is good comedy.

Those white girls are always the ones that talk to during the show. There are always the ones who interrupt. There's no other person who will always go I don't know about that really like there were always what you can be look for I'm looking at the camera I'm doing a dance so that Mug for work at Bobby not one photo of Dan And forget it Bobby is fucking A couple that's a nice. We just fucking relax with your insecurities. Don't be a fucking you guys are tearing me down I'm not being ranch Cody Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos, rincones de película y un sincín de aventuras desperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de madrida murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros.

Volotea. Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consult've never been told to shut the fuck up. They're pretty girls that have never been told, you're a fucking asshole. They never had a guy go, get the fuck away from me. You're a fucking idiot. I've been, you know, like we've all had bad shit happen to us because of our fucking stupidness.

Do you know what I mean? Because of our fucking being idiots. I've been beat up, we've been threatened, I've been scared, you. Yeah, I've been beat up, we've been threatened, I've been scared, you know, and I've learned, you know what, let me just shut my mouth. And I'm also, I was brought up in a right way. You know, you go to a place, I know to shut my phone off.

Why do you have to leave your phone on in a comedy club? Why the fuck is it on? Why do you get that option? And I hate comedy clubs that go, keep your table talk down. How about shut the fuck up totally? Yeah. You know, fuck this rude. A lot of people do. I've given up. I've given up. I was some hacky shit that I was in Arkansas this last go. It's a couple weeks now, but when this comes out, but it was awesome. It was a fucking the kid. The kid who runs its great. It's a Thursday weeks now, but when this comes out, but it was awesome. It was a fucking the kid the kid who runs It's great. It's a Thursday Friday gig, which is brilliant. And it's in Fayetteville had a blast great town college town

Thuck and raise your backs like Tittleman and Hmm what I'm just waiting for the laugh man and what I'm just waiting for the laugh that's my love what's the green with him turtle man remember the turtle man live action remember him you fucking mother fucking mother hold it on me out to dry anyway just hold come on I was waiting for a fucking voice out of this tip. I got nothing. Come on. Do it. Police are dead. Yeah, I was there. It was great, but here's a problem. I knew it was going to be once psychologically, I was and I haven't fought a lot of ill too. Psychologically, when I said,

look, there's going to be drunks at this show. I breathe. I get a little anxiety because I don't drink. I don't drink, I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I don't need to go out and get fucking plastered to have a good time. I don't mind people drinking either, but if you go out and poison yourself to the point where you're not the same person,

where you can't hear, you can't listen, and you can't sit up straight, I don't get that. That doesn't make sense to me. It really does it. When you wake up the next day and you did shit, that you regret over and over and over again, it doesn't make sense to me to do that. Are you generalizing because you forgot my name again?

No, fucking Ranch Cody, I know what? Ranch Cody. You're a fucking horse, you drive horses across Australia. I was a strange coach driver. I was like, you gotta hate it. You gotta eat the horses. Rain's the coming in. And these girls that go out, like there was a girl, a Friday show, both shows, there was

a chick in the front, and it just drunk, shit faced. And they're drunk, as I get on stage, their heads are like, they can't even hold their heads up, they're so fucking trashed. No, it does not make sense to me in the least bit, why you would think getting drunk, and then sitting in a dark room where you have to listen is a good idea.

Movies, comedy clubs, concerts, I get it. It's fucking loud, you're listening to music, but comedy shows and movies, when people are like, you wanna get fucked. It's fucking loud, you're listening to music, but comedy shows and movies when people are like, you wanna get fucked up before we go see the movie? No, cause I'll fall asleep easily or heckle the movie. Doesn't make sense. It doesn't, man. It doesn't make sense.

And talking in the movie, that's another thing. It's hilarious. What? Talking in the movie. What do you mean? I always find it funny when people talk back at movies. No, talking back at the movie's not what I'm talking about. Talking in the movie what do you mean as always find it funny when people talk back at movies no talking back the movies not what i'm talking about talking in the movie talking back all afat once in a while

but there's people that literally whisper and talk during the moon and these people all thanks a little bit phobamas if he could have an issue i i love gays getting married women's uh... right and so i'm just fucking is women's rights, but can we just can we

talk about the black people talking in theaters. Man, I was I was here a few years ago and I went I was in New York and I saw a movie called The Great Debaters. Yeah, in Times Grotesque, it's a Denzel Washington movie. And all the trailer long ago. Yeah, the end of 2007, the movie before I where I saw the trailer, it just said Denzel Washington, the great debaters, and I thought, fuck an awesome Denzel Washington, I went along. It was about a black high school debating team that went on there to debate white schools. It was just me and my white girlfriend in the middle of 400 black people who

were turning and like yelling at us, yelling at at us during the movie I did it. It's the rough as a man. Yeah, I don't know if it's extra Hey, you said you sit down so I'm kind of thinking black people. Oh, will you? Ah, well, that's what I ended up doing like trying to sound Australian so they wouldn't think it's like oh, you're not Yeah, you're not Silence I demand silence white person speaking I know I've got an Australian friend who is in America got in some trouble with them. Yeah, I do yeah It's like that if I said that you'd be like whoa He was in Australia he was in America and he got in trouble with some black people and they were yelling at him calling him like white man

And he goes I'm not white. I'm Australian and they were like we're really sorry and let went on their way I'm gonna start doing that. That's pretty crazy. Oh, and they never I still wouldn't do it that show would know I would take the beating on the stabbing rather than fake that shit accent Mm-hmm. I'm not fucking what I'm Australian. I'd be great to see you do that To the point where you have to do that you're like Fuck it dude And then they go like this you know what you know we hate more than fucking white people that shitty accent Yeah, and they beat the shit out of the more hate Australian motherfuckers

Fuck man man that that and the white girls at the club though. It's it's. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way.

That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way.

That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. look at your phone. That's how stupid you are. 12-year-old girl has the same mentality. You're on adult. You're probably 30 and you can't leave your phone in your purse for an hour and a half because your brain won't allow you

to actually go by the rules. It's the way they're wired because they're hot chicks. So their whole life, everyone's been showering and with attention. So they're wired, because they're hot chicks, so their whole life everyone's been showering and with attention, so they're like, do you know that people, and this guy's getting attention. But here's a problem with women in general. Yeah.

Is that you, they actually feel bad for her. Well, because she was in the bathroom and she came up to me after the show and she was like, I had a really good time, you're so funny. And I was in the bathroom and all the girls were like,

do you, who's so mean to you? They always, women will defend other women just because they're fucking women. Guys don't do that. Guys won't fucking do that. The guys will actually assess the situation and if this guy's being a fucking idiot, even if he's my friend, I'll go, dude,

you're being a fucking idiot. So you see, you're an idiot, stop it. I don't care if he's my friend I'll go dude you being a fucking idiot so you see you're an idiot stop it I don't care if you're my friend or not women will back up other women no matter what because they feel bad because she's a woman quote unquote that's it women somehow you want the fucking right to be like men, you want equal rights, you want to be just like us, except when it caters to your fucking needs, except when you need to pull that card, then you'll pull it, I'm just a girl, go fuck yourself. Defend that.

Speak up. I think if you are gonna yell at a chick, that's the problem is because a girl, whenever a guy goes yell at a chick, that's the problem is because of the girl, whenever a guy goes yell at a chick, she goes, who cry, that's what they do. You do the same thing, when I get mad at you, you go to fucking powder mode and huffy puffy mode, and then I feel bad, that sucks for me,

because I wanna go, look, I want what I want because it's my show and you agreed to fucking help out, so here, do this. But when you go, I'm like, oh, fuck, I'm sorry. And it sucks. If you would Dan or some fucking Randy Ranch, I would fucking be like, do go fuck yourself. I'll give a fuck. Randy Ranch.

Fuck that. That's all. That's an awesome name. I think, but I think they're not, not Kelly. I'm using me as an example. I love you. You do a great, you, you're doing it. What you're saying you're doing, not, I using me as an example. I love you. You do a great you Doing it what you say you're doing 90 I'm just using an example you do do that and it's it's to a smaller example Because you ball up and handle your shit. You're not like one of those. I'm not I'm using you to explain it

So you can argue it. I'm not giving you happy puffy now. No, you're not not at all I'm just saying that that you do do that once in a while. And to a microcosm, it's what I'm using as a exam. No, no, I get it. You know, I get it. I just keep talking to somebody. I was just, I've been trying to start like seven sentences. I'm trying to start.

I think there are certainly, get it out. Just get it all out. Get it all out. Get it all out. Get it all out, buddy. The medicine is coming up my bum bum. Get it all out. I'm a stomach virus. Get it all out, buddy. All the medicine is coming up my bum bum. Get it all out, bud. I think sometimes women do turn on women if the chicks just being an awful twat.

Yeah. Just being all women. Yeah, but I know what to say. Because a lot of it, but more than more than not, women are like, was he mean to you? He was the little mean to you, you know? I know, I was just trying to help the show by talking. But you know what, Bobby, there's nothing that we can say that will change them.

You just have to wait for time to make them ugly so that they have to form a personality. Here it is. You're absolutely, even though it's a fucking hilarious statement, dude. You're absolutely right. These bitches. Just wait for the scenes to come off.

I want them. I don't want a shark attack, to come off. Please say it. I love them. I don't want to shark attack a car accident. Whoa. A razor fucking slacking. Ladies love cool dance. So let me just explain. I love, okay. I want to ask you guys to question.

I think I'm going to hurt you. Oh yeah, I like what you. I think I'm going to hurt you. I'll put my jacket over a puddle. How many times have I had this like a shark's fin? This is a lot going on up there. I want to know though, why did that girl get like that in the first place?

You said before Dan. Because guys have been paying attention. I think this. Say it, Dan. Because guys have been paying attention. They're whole lot. So who's fault is it that they like that they're fucking cut?

It's the man's fault. Thank you, man. Women, women, women, we're man. We're man. I'll flop to the other side because I need the ladies by and by product. Where's he going? Where you going, you fucking asshole?

He's going to pee outside. He's like, I can't go. You just stand on the street. It's what we do. I told him it was there. He's right now, right now, he's in the bathroom splash of water going come on Nick Yeah, can you stop your hands for shaking? You're looking like a good damn ass all out there It was nervous. He really doesn't have a cup of cup of tea at all Kelly Kelly go to cup of thing

Oh god, can you do me a favor keep making sure the savages are pissing in the fucking sink? I'll go in the big tub right? Yeah, the big tub is it the bigger one of the small these three in here I picked the one with the hoi rinsa I No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm close to the end. I've made girls cry at shows. And I don't like doing that. I like doing a show where everybody listens. I like, that's the best feeling in the world is a comic. To go up and everybody's actually listening. So you can go off on those tangents.

You can create, you want to talk about having new jokes is when everybody's listening is when you can go off and go off on a thought and come up There's nothing worse than having to force yourself to do something new and front of a crowd that is just shit-fazed and is not Listening to you that makes you want to go fuck it here. We go autopilot boom. I'm out and you feel like shit You feel like shit and you look at these girls in the wrong the phone I've said I'll say something to you like look at you on the phone. It's just terrible. They don't acknowledge you, though.

Well, I move on. It's the same thing. I'm telling, I'm saying, I'm texting my kid or fuck you. You know what I mean? Fuck you. It's just the way it is now. Yeah. And the only way it's ever, if a comedy club says,

you can't use your cell phone, shut your cell phones off. Like a plane. If I'm on a plane and I see the door gets shut and I see the door gets shut and I see some business fuck face still on his phone and then I see the flight attendant come by and go, sure, shut if any doesn't. I wanna grab him and fucking punch him in his face.

Give a little justice. Well, one, I don't know if it's because, look, I'm mad that I'm such, I shut my phone off. I put it away. If I'm maybe I'm cattle, and I'm just I do what I'm told and I hate that I do I had to do what I'm told and you don't yeah or I don't know. You know I'm titled Bobby that's what it is because I got a Siggity's phone out and do that last fucking call. He's the entitled asshole. But in the same girls I can't title though. He's not entitled. He's being a fucking idiot. He's the entitled asshole, but in the same girls I can't title though. He's not entitled He's being a fucking idiot. He's just saying fuck everybody fuck the rules. I don't care if this bitch gets mad at me And and and and then the same people in the clubs are doing the same. They don't care

I can't be friends with those girls like I know like They were you know, they're a whole rule. I say people to talk in the movies. They don't give a shit You know, I mean as I joke about it being black people of time I mean in New York it is because a lot of black people live in New York But I've been to theaters. You know my new favorite theater is the the new one they get in one in New York, too It's it's like a beer What are those a brewery a brew? It's a theater. Yeah, like they have a brewery and a theater, okay, so drink bees inside

Well, you can drink that will you go in I forget what it's called the brew pub It's a theater. Yeah, like they have a brewery and a theater. Okay. So you drink bees inside. Well, you can drink that. Well, you go in, I forget what it's called, the brew pop. I'm looking it up. Please, thank you. The theater with brewery in it. Just Google that. Seattle with brewery lips.

No, she's looking at her. Who is that? I don't know. I'm still looking up slot is what? What is that? Who is that? I don't know. What are you, is that Sherlock Holmes on his deathbed?

They're not. They're not. You just stand in so much smarter like that, Dan. Who is that? What are you a fire is that Sherlock Holmes on his deathbed? That's not you just standing so much smarter like that damn They have these new new brew pubs And and theater and Brue the adults and you go in and it's a little more expensive you You have like in front of you. There's like almost like a table. Okay. And you get a menu, you fill out your menu, you stick it in a little slot, a waitress comes by, grabs it and brings you your food, brings you your drink, whatever you get a beer, you can get hamburger, sliders, french fries. It's called the poor. What? The poor, is that

what it's called? No, it's not. coming soon to a theater near you drinks at your seat And it's a movie theater maybe maybe that's it But what is the word I'm looking for what is it called a what kind of theater movie theater? No My Not that it's a certain type are you make me sick everybody But and you know y'all she can do that's beautiful You can write on the little thing The person behind me is talking. Can you please tell them to stop?

That's amazing. They will kick them out That's all they say at the beginning that if you talk or you text or you use your phone You're getting kicked out That's it and they kick people the fuck out martial law that well if you're in a theater, you get kicked out if your phone goes off. That's it. You're in a comedy club. Nobody kicks you out.

And then here, it's got to the point where you'll, as a headliner, you'll have to say, get him the fuck out. And then they'll go, oh, okay. That's not what it should get to. The club should actually care enough and police the room enough to go, we're taking care of this you perform

We got this yeah, but they doubt yeah, no No, and that's why these broads get away with it They should if somebody's on their phone and they see somebody on the phone. They should go get off your phone That's the first one. They should take it and you can claim it at the end of the show I took a phone and stuck it in my asshole. That's pretty good I stuck the phone in my asshole It's a pretty good and I got the corner of it in my asshole like a piece of it in my asshole. That's pretty good. I stuck the phone in my asshole. It's pretty good. And I got the corner of it in my asshole, like a piece of it, in it.

And I smelled it and I almost threw up. It smelled like oil shit. Did you call yourself so good vibrating your asshole? See what I was like? The girl was on the phone. And I put it in my asshole and I saw a smudge on the screen. It was one of those razor phones. I was great.

She was so pissed. Oh, was she just left it on the table. That's one of those razor phones. Oh, that was great. She was so pissed. She was, she just left it on the table. Her phone. Yeah, she could, dude, it smelled like shit. I had two shows that night. It was a second show. I don't even know if I shot them. And you know, I have that ass disease.

What's your ass disease? I stick my finger on my ass so much that it just, it's so opened all the time. You have a, a boy slut, not all the time. You have a boy slut. Not kidding. Have a sloppy bottom. He's a potty bottom. He's a potty bottom.

He's a potty bottom. He's a potty bottom. He's a potty bottom. No, no, the time potty. It must be the side. The American term is presenting, I believe, can you say what I once told us. So if you have an open asshole, if you just blow it like, it like it comes in like you know what sucks though is that Kelly agrees with us It would be so good if Kelly didn't agree with us. I would like like I don't know standard women

Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I see her guy. Yeah, what about you? Remes Linda. I know Linda. She's on her. I don't want to are you good? What are you doing? Oh? Okay, how you doing video? I didn't know what you were doing. I was like, what is this? Seriously, like, are you fucking recording the room? Cause you're gonna fucking rob it later? She was like going, whoa! That wasn't, oh!

Oh! That's how you guys got to hang out. I wasn't talking about that. I mean, you guys do talk at the theaters. I know. As a woman guys do talk at the theaters. I know. As a woman, do you defend these? I've never got a woman that defended these women, yet these women exist. How does it fucking happen?

It's very irritating, it's very... Really? What would you say to a woman like that? Would you flip out on her? I usually do, because if I say it, I'm just trying. She's fucking wood, man. I look at Linda, she's a nice person. You can put that mic down. You don't have to lean up like you're like a pointer. I want to see Linda go

fucking nuts at skits out at some bitch. Did you have to ruin it for me, Bobby? What? You have to ruin that for me. You want to crush all the small things I have in my life right now? Like a delicate Christmas ornament, you smashed it. You're just watching Linda if I could reach up for that microphone. I'm trying to hide behind the microphone. Is this Crapey Dan? Is this another Dan? A lot of Kirk.

It's a regular Dan. Regular every day, non to five Dan. This is the secret what he's like. Trying to sweep them all together for a one-man show I was born I became Dan Valky Linda I usually I just do you have underwear on with the tights or just the tights Okay, go ahead I usually get underway. Okay, I use Kelly. Get underway. Okay, go.

Dan. Nothing. Okay, good. Oh, what? Dick to zipper. Be careful with that, buddy. I mean, his dick is the same as his arm. Just one size all the way down.

Like a carrot top. Think of the bottom, skinny at the top. I think that's good. That's consistency. Was your dick get fucking skinny than fat and skinny again? Yeah. Like a fucking snake that swallowed a rabbit. I got a shaft in that little mushroom head.

That little bit of mushroom head. Little bit of a zap. Sorry, that's the sound of rabbit. That's the name of my dick. Whoa. It's really weird. Did you ever see those weird cocks and pornos? No.

Where it's like a little tiny head and he's got this fat shaft. Yeah. Look at that axed off. Yeah, it looks like he just needs to squeeze it. Oh, he's close to the dick. The actual air will shoot to the head and both fill up. Man, that's the most disappointing thing.

You're saying like every single thing I've been pulling out is every single thing in real life. Look at that. No, I have it. Linda. Oh, man. I have it back to you. It's not too late.

Hey, you're talking real dick. It's not too late. You're going to switch back over there Linda You're gonna do anything because the pants are already off. You're like, oh god. I said I was gonna fuck you I'm gonna do now Kelly you know it's funny is right now We have these Kelly's like the girl at the office like we're trying to talk to Linda. We're like yeah, right Linda It's just like on a dick

Just taking nice fucking in the pussy. You we're like, oh, shut up Kelly. We're trying to talk to sexy Linda. You're ruining it Kelly. I like dig time with Kelly though. Linda? Yeah. Have you talked about some deeks? Linda.

Yes. Go ahead. Answer the question. Oh, I forgot. Oh, the women. I usually just kind of feel so that I'm at their level. If they're sitting down just to like, I'm sorry. Yes. And those women you run into these

broads, right? Yeah. Do you fucking hate them? I do. Because I really, I think it's so disrespectful. Because if you went to a theater, which is it's a theater, it's a show. Right. So you went to a theater, which is, it's a theater, it's a show. So, for you to pull out your phone is being disrespectful. So I just leaned down and I go, this is a show. Yeah. Turn off your phone. What did they say? And I was and told, I'm telling you now.

Right? That's a dance for that at the game. That's a scary, I don't know, that's a true threat. I just, you're about to go to sleep, Dan. It's like a bedtime story. I love it. She's like, I just, you're about to go to sleep, Dan. It's like a bedtime story. I'm telling you right now, I was like, yeah. I don't get, you know, you don't get upset.

And I, and they turn off the phone. Have you ever had one of these girls snap at you or a problem where you had to kick him out? Have you had any kick somebody out at the comedy show? Yes. Really, what was it? Can I ask what a good thing was? Usually it's when you tell someone, like,

we had someone that, you know, was recording. And then- Really? Yeah, and then- Recording with their phone or actual- With their phone. Really? Recording.

And then, when away, you know, like, you stand there for a while and then go away, there's pull out, recording again. Right. You come back and you say, please, guys, come on. Yeah. And then, you leave and they do it again. And then finally, you're just kind of like, you know what? You shouldn't even be able to be told for one time.

And of course, they said they never did it. Were they at least holding it sideways? So it would look good on YouTube or with that. That's right. Ah, this is voting. Hey! See you in your funny, I know who you are. Oh, gee, so that's twice. You did a good one. Welcome back to the room, Nick. Well, I figured out it's one full beer per laugh.

Okay. Drink out, buddy. Oh, line him up. He's just got a shaking cup. Fucking nerve-wracking asshole you are. Oh, my God. That's good, though, but the cellars are so good. I'm going to have to go back to the room. You just look up shaking. Fucking nerve-wracking asshole you are. Oh my God.

Oh my God. That's good though, but the sellers, do you have a comedy club where the weight staff are on the comic side? Is the best club. If you were saying. What were you were saying before, you just want someone to tell those people off

that are loud. My home club in Melbourne, the comics lounge, the guys that run that, a big rugby plan fuckers, they're just big boys, and they love kicking groups out. Like they are all down for violence. And it's gonna go too far. Oh, Heidi, look at you. Hey, look at you.

Yeah, because I was talking to him. Hey, look at you. That's it, you fucking dead. The whole rugby team comes out of the kitchen. Yeah, Mike, these scars heckling. No, he wasn't. I asked him where he's from. Oh, fuck.

He goes get his head kicked in. I love this fucking fisting of chicken. Hey, you never eat with their phone? Oh, wow. Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Hey.

Hey, you know what I mean, Dad? Too far, dude. I take it too far. That's what I do, dude. That's a pretty... Oh my god, now we've got crying Dan about that. He was about to be permanent pop-up Dan. Oh, that was nipple!

Did I hit you? Yeah, it was a little nipple. You nearly got him and his underarms had hurt. You had her arms to hurt you? Now, I switched the odorance. I just switched it up. I got speed stick. Then I go all the order. I just I just I switch it up. I got speed stick then I go. It's but I think I think there's nothing I've learned you know I think I've become a headliner in the last two years. I think I've been a headliner for five years a legitimate headliner. I think I've become a solid. I've become a legitimate headliner in last couple years.

I learned how to headline any room anywhere, you know, a kind of deal with it and the anxiety isn't as much as I'm not so angry, I can deal with it. I still get fucked up because I don't have cigarettes anymore and I don't have booze or something else. So, you know, even pussy, you know,

pussy was a great Anxiety killer because it would make you want to do better Mm-hmm and just be fucking a rock star and you know, I've lost all that But I've gained confidence instead of ego Which is good, but it actually You know now I'm finally coming into being a headline of where I get it. This happens to us. As comics, the atmosphere and the environment that we work in today is just that. It's just this alcohol.

It's about a bottom line at most places of making money. It's not about really how funny you are because look, in actuality, everybody's funny to somebody they'll bring it a bunch they'll be in some fucking asshole that sells out the room but he's lousy but they like him I mean who is it I don't it's not my job to dictate who's funny or not or how funny I am as opposed to other people and I think this is just what happens to us as As comics in general, the guy, Bobcat Goatweight was at the same place I was, and he wound up fucking chasing a guy out

wanting to fight him down the street. Same scenario where, you know, they were on their phone and he was trying to tell a joke and somebody was recording him and he was flipping out and he lost his shit. And I, I've been on the road so much in the last couple of years as a headliner that I've learned, you know what? I can kind of just do my act and not take it personal

and let the club owners deal with it. Like I tell them beforehand, dude, get him the fuck out. I don't care, but you know, do your thing. I don't wanna do it. And I have to tell the middle or two This isn't your show dude. This isn't you're doing 20 minutes Nobody cares if you fucking die on the way here. I'll do your time and nobody will fucking want their money back Seriously, you're here out of holy shit

You should be lucky that you're fucking here But the middle middle is the worst because they think that they're the show. Because they headline once in a while. No, seriously, you're not one of those guys. You're not. You have a perspective of what you do. But you'll get stuck in that. A lot of guys get stuck in that spot where they can headline off nights and around their

area. And they do these middle spots when guys like me come in that don't bring their own middle. And they think they run the show. And they get a couple of six or seven of those dude you were funny than the headliner and they believe that bullshit yeah okay and it's all horseshit they got a DVD and a CD and all that shit like I've said before and they're fucking out of their minds and they get stuck in that bullshit but you're there to let me know hey bro this guy's talking

tell me that shit yeah this isn't don't fucking You don't you don't just walk off and let me deal with it drop the mic Thanks guys enjoy your headliner My D.V.s t-shirt CDD upfront guys. I'm the one with the head shot with the danger tape wrapped around my mouth Guys, I'm the one with the head shot with the danger tape wrapped around my mouth. Hahaha. Because all my words are so dangerous. Noble headliner.

Pee. Am I getting my t-shirt with a microphone? Is it good? But I also think heckling is... Danger type across my mouth. Can you please get a fight with that? Can we please dad? Can we just...

Like if he loses a bet, can we get a bet with him and that's what I have down Linda I also think I also think a part of why there's more hecklers now is because the internet basically Flourishes with heckling on YouTube everywhere every place that someone can comment on they'll do it now because I don't think It has nothing to do with it. I think that is. It's fine. You forget what it's when you all right last time you had a live show where you were a fan of something. What was it?

What was it? Probably was it an out show on Sunday night? It was. It was it was there's ranch codis show where he talked about it. We're at the stand. We're going to fucking pick somebody from the audience in Australia. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Try to think that whatever the last culture I went to, what was it? I was at Bumber shoot, so I think I saw like Tony Bennett. Were you in the crowd? Were you in the crowd? Yeah, I went and walked. How fucking in awe you were?

Tony Bennett's killing it, he's 84. How on, but the feeling of, I'm a fan right now. Yeah. Do you understand? Those people at the show that are talking don't have that feeling of you or me or the person. But everybody else, looking man, they're at the show. Being at a live show, fucks people up.

You forget that we just get on stage and it's no big thing to us. But to everybody else, the fact that we're up there talking is like, what the fuck? This is insane. Yeah. Okay? Except for those few people that because I'm not, you know, fucking the gorgeous comic or the famous comic, I'm just funny.

Or the, you know, her boyfriend knows me or whatever. Babe, can we go, babe? They don't give a fuck. That's exactly. That's a good chick on my airplane. That's who it was. Exactly. Normally it's the girls that had the free tickets. Every time you tell a story about some girl that was trying to fuck you over during your show, it's always someone that had a free ticket.

Well, look, man, it's not because even this week, I've had fans thrown out. I mean, I've had fans throw out. I've had girls that... I had a fan... You look, man. Sometimes people get too drunk when I was had fans, I've had girls that I had a fan. Look, man, sometimes people get too drunk. When I was in alcohol, man, I always alcohol. Always, it's always booze. Always booze because anytime I said to a girl, what the fuck are you doing on your phone? Oh, sorry. Oh my god, cool. And they put it away. If they're not drunk, if they're drunk, they don't, it's fucking booze, man. Booze is a motherfucker.

I fucking, you know, I know you need it because you're shitty fucking blood. He's Nick Cody shakes, McShakeshakes. Yeah, Ranch Cody needs it to fucking cool down his fucking flavor. This was actually my maker wish, guys. So thank you. It's about to fall. That was a fucking swamp. Oh, and take that booby. You're a fucking it's about to fall. Man. That was a fucking swan. Oh, and take that bobi. You're a fucking hammer.

I think that's crazy. I think that, you know, it's part of, it's part of the way it is now, and you got to kind of deal with this shit. I don't take it personal anymore as much. It's, when you're a comic, though, you look down and you see somebody not paying attention. It hurts.

It hurts your personally, but it's not. It has nothing to do with you. It really doesn't. It's like, it's almost like where you're at in the business has nothing to do with you. As long as you know that you're working hard, you know, and you're bossing your ass, I mean, you're where you're at and you'll get somewhere else. But the, you know, when you're on stage and you look down, you see somebody on their phone. It fucks you up, but it's not it's really is nothing to do with you You know then you look at these other people and they're looking at you like you're a god waiting for your next Hilarious and you're like you forget all those people fuck them and it's just that person

Yeah, and you're like and it will fucking eat you up and you I've learned to overlook that a lot and just fuck it move on I'll comment it you're a fucking idiot and I'll just keep going. Because it's never, ever, ever, ever, have I ever felt good at the end of it when I've flipped out and annihilated people where people were plotting, and it still sucks. Because they still don't get it.

They're still a dumb person. They're still naive. And you're right, the only thing that's going to catch them is life. Some shock is going to bite their arm off and they'll have just a numb. I've never said, I wasn't going for that. I was going more emotional sadness or just age or ugly look. I've never said a 50-year-old lady on a phone, just go, whatever, whatever. I have. Really? I've got a a 58 year old lady on a phone just go whatever whatever I have

Fake off big for a lot of them fake awful tits. Yeah, go to full lot of look at those fat lips that they Injagged big fake tits and their husband in a fucking diamond dragon shirt 62 we're in fucking Hardy there's we're in edhardy a fliction and and fucking Nike Just keep doing it just keep doing your jokes honey. You're fine. You're really funny Can I go there instead of Nebraska for my hypothetical two years? No, I pick Nebraska for a reason Do some corn picking over there man. Are you sick right in the Nebraska with that beard? Yeah, that fucking ginger beard. I love you Yeah, you'd fit right in with that fucking. Showing on weight.

You really do have a corn huskers face. He has a fucking muscula thin body. Mm-hmm. Little skinny, fat eyes. This pile is shit. Huh? Your pile is shit. I am very fat.

Oh, pasty, why? Well, listen, man, this has been a fantastic show. It's been all over the place. But here's the thing. I think that you haven't been around I've missed you guys yeah man it's good to have you back you're oh you're one of my favorites yeah you're in my favor well you I was seeing you one of mine I was serious when I said you should have came and watched if you were close the James Bond today I would have I was on the highway driving home with my fucking wife well next time next time next time

really I'd love to go to I'm never invited to anything well you're gonna be with my fucking wife. Well, next time. Next time. Next time. We're gonna see a cool movie. I'd love to go to them. I'm never invited to anything. Well, you're gonna be. I mean, that, not because, I don't think- I don't think it's because they don't like me, like these young, I'm like, there's like a,

I'm just a, I'm not, I'm a generation above them. Yeah, I wouldn't invite you for the reason that. I don't want you to think that what I'm doing is important enough for you to go Yeah, you should think that way. I would want you to think that way. Yeah, I will call you when I do something But I would like to be invited to say no. I don't want to insult you Yeah, but no, I would like you to invite me just so I can say no. I would like to be a no I'll do that. Okay. Yeah, I would like hey, I'm gonna get some lunch. Now I'm good. Yeah. You know what I mean? But yeah, like today, I would have I would have loved to have said it felt good to say no to you, but because you asked me. Yeah.

Did it feel good to hear the night? It would have been better if you called me earlier and hey, we're gonna see a movie today and I would have been like, nah, I can't make it. Okay. Well, I would have been that way. I don't know how you're already saying how it could have been better. That hurts. Really? Yeah. You want to lie. He's trying to put together No, my shower we could go tell me to tell me to tip to tip I mean I have been waiting You know do you have two shower hoses or designs? Five yeah, what yeah, it's amazing shower

Yeah, the bed Kelly's been in it. She's fucking washed her box in my shower I have but I have not fucked anyone in your shower You fucked yourself you play with your plus way I told you when I was at your house I never touched my box and never you don't fucking touch your box while you're at my house during Christmas Oh my when when I go away there's something wrong with you. Are you going to a rubah again? At the same reason why, like, Dan didn't whack off of his grandma's house. That's how you know what I mean, that's the reason.

Dude, that was tough. I legitimately was going to jerk off my rental car. That's because you fucking, the smell of mothballs and death doesn't get you dick hard. Listen, I get a lot of my family members who are dead. I wish I didn't bring that up at the end of the block. My fault, you family's fault. Well, you know, maybe you should just... I've got my family, my father,

101, he almost lived to. Jesus! That's great. My grandmother's 91. Well, my grandmother's 85, and she is sharp as a whip. Yeah. But I just don't jerk off in her house. Because it's weird.

It's just weird. It's like Nana smells. Yeah, because you can't, Winker doesn't turn anybody on. No, it does it. And the picture of my fucking great grandmother is fucking on this. And I joke enough away already,

but he's a little bit guilty. But I'll tell you what, I shot a looed when I got home. Oh my god, it came out fucking like, shhh, it's like an air hose. Like I was like, it's too much coming out. Like a magician's hanky on the slate. Yeah, I was like, it's too much coming out. Like a magician tanky on the sleeves, you just don't come out. Oh, oh, oh.

I think you struck oil. And then you could see my rib cage when I was done. Like every, there we go. I'm just like, please. See, see, see, see. Just a dried hypercove in the bowl. And then he had a nap. Yeah, it was a good to die. Jure, if you don't go for five days. It's the best though. I need to turn off. Well dude, I don't, I have a good to know if you don't go for five days the best though

I do that on well, dude. I don't I'm in judge enough I'm you know trying to get the broad pregnant yeah, I've been saving my jizz Yeah, but you're fucking I was just yeah, but I'm giz and in somebody which is a crazier That's the best it's just best I was threw up one time. He just started pouring out I threw up on time he just started pouring out Ah! Yeah! Cream pie! Is that the best one?

I hate cream pie. I was fucking gross this thing ever. When you get to... It looks like I fucking push you with a cold. I can't work today because I'm a pussy with a cold. I can't really go. When you get into a relationship with a guy and it's guessing that point where you guys are going to be faithful

and you both get checked out. And I'm on birth control and there's no more condoms. It's pretty black. It's the best. What if it's guessing that point where you guys are going to be faithful and you both get checked out and I'm on birth control and there's no more condoms. What are you black? It's the best. You're a fast birth control? Yeah, I take the pill. But when you know you're not wearing condoms anymore and it's all fresh, it's the best. Why?

I don't see that. Perfect. You said birth control. I got a fucking answer. Let Kelly continue about, let him do the spooge in. Yeah, you're right. Let's talk about your fucking. Yeahooge in. Yeah, you're right with that, Kelly. Let's talk about your fucking- Yeah, it's the best.

You're a pimpley bros. I rather, I don't want- You know you have a- You're ruining us with descriptions of her vagina. You know she has an ingrown hair. Oh! Hey! Look, I'm a telly.

I'm a telly. She's a telly. Kelly. Look at a girl's eye from home, sitting in a separate- I mean, this question, have you ever banged a fucking Nick Cody no, no never Nick have you ever masturbated to Kelly Look at me look at me look at me look at me. Never. Never. Oh, look at me. Never. I'm not asking Do wait for me to ask don't blank don't you if you can't not shake Look at me. Have you ever don't answer until I'm done. Have you ever stop blinking? Is that a party of disease?

Have you ever Jerked off the Kelly no you're lying. No, I believe him I'm not actually are you gay? No, do you like women? Yes, go friends a legend. She's awesome. Who's your girlfriend? No, do you like women? Yes, girlfriend's a legend. She's awesome. Who's your girlfriend? Talia who's that my fucking girlfriend? One name. Yeah, she's a legend because she's a nurse like she's a regular civilian But she could have good. Yeah, she's a nurse Oh, she's a legend because she's got a filthy sense of him I just got to know a civilian girl. It's like Jim Norton's a fucking has a filthy sense of humor. He's not a legend

We we throw the word legend around it. It's hard to get a civilian Can you Google the word legend hang on? I'll get it because we'll take you 30 minutes Kicking in how do I spell it? Legends not to move you a top cruise Before legend is a narrative. He's trying to get Syria Here you go. Narrative. but she's a naughty, and spell-vision.

Perseived by both teller and listeners, to take place within human history and to process certain qualities that give the tale. That's a legend. That's like a saga. We're talking about the, not the, was that an adjective? Define the word legend.

I hate you, Bobby. It's Latin. She said, I hate you, Bobby. You You know, it's so mean to me. I write. Well, I'm sorry, Bobby. I cannot do that. I want to, you know, a lot of people. I know we're kind of rambling today all over the fucking place, but what are you going to do? People love it. We've been a little, we've been a little out of loop. Stan hasn't been around. We've had a lot of different people in here, the hurricane, but I got a lot of cool emails. I can't bring it up right now because I don't have it on this computer, but I got a really great email from somebody who I forget your name.

I haven't got a few of them actually. Make from hoodie. For people who actually downloaded a lot of the shows before the hurricane came and it helped them through without having electricity. They listened to the shows and it really, they did help them through the, you know, not having electricity to have something to listen to and laugh at and, you know, I always, I always read a lot of these motherfuckers who hate us or hate me or I'll bring people up, but I don't really bring up the people that, I get a lot of great emails that people that, this show, they depend on at once a week to listen to. I like all the other fucking podcasts. I guess, I know there's a million of them out there now. There's a million fucking networks, but we do this every week for nothing.

Everybody comes in here because they want to. And I'm glad that there's actually a few people out there A lot of people actually that a fucking love download it and it helps you get through you fucked up day So I got a few of those emails too. Yeah, I got a well wishes like I because I'm okay And yeah, I didn't get any of those but nobody cared about I came through the here comes one from me. I hope you're doing okay I came through the here comes one from me. I hope you're doing okay Thanks D I call you D. Oh

Yeah, you do when I was my friendly day. I like it. I do I'm gonna go to sleep on dead voice dad my crotch my crotch it My crotch it just my crotch it just Cody road All right, well, it's good. I'm happy to be back. This was fun. Very, very happy man that these people are digging the show. So make sure you spread the word. We got a bunch of people, you know, Brian, Brian, what's your name? Brian Talley, home, homo foe from you. You sent a a really good email to that you know loves the show Everything's funny funny is how he called me a fucking hand my kid

We got some of the greatest listeners in the world a lot of them show up with the show Yeah, and there's nothing better than doing a show I love ONA and I love doing it and I love when ONA fans show up and they go do it ONA fan love that but I love when they go do big fan of the podcast. Yeah there was a there was a guy in Kirkland really nice guy little drunk so you know it's a late show whatever we have fun right and but he was a fan of the podcast came up after me. Yeah man I fucking love it so you guys are great they don't know how to do this support the podcast every week

They go to our shows. Yeah, which is even more important. Yeah, I was a national saw a guy with a god damn gator fight T-shirt on They were like what? That's awesome. That's fucking great great great. So that's coming on yep, good I was just gonna say but if you do get drunk and come to one of our shows Don't heckle me by just saying Kelly Fistuka. What they did? This guy was really sharp and he's because he's sitting front row. He's because Kelly Fistuka. And I go, am I supposed to react to that?

When am I supposed to? I'm supposed to just completely get off my act because you know that I'm on a podcast. He was a super nice guy. Crazy nice guy. I like tweeted at me the next day, like, hey, great set from the drunk guy next to the animal because there was a worse guy than him. So by comparison, but he really at one point of the show, he just goes, uh, Kelly Fistuka. like hey great set from the drunk guy next to the animal because there's a worse guy than him so by comparison But he really at one point of the show just goes Kelly the stupid I don't know it fucked me up it worked it worked

If you want a good heckle just say Kelly Wasn't even saying remember you enough with you But yeah, push you get hot with the tights and the underwear would it be less hot without the underwear? Would it be less hot? you out the underwear yeah does you get hot down there girls not really no I wear nice shots I have breathable what a great episode wow would a great audience what is it wow what is what is what is it oh did you see that thing I see today oh no the ride to the Russell Crowe bit because I watched it I thought of you

anyway you heard about this South Park alright All right. You guys are the best dad. Thank you for coming on. What do you got buddy? If you're in Denver, I'm gonna be doing the Growlick show at the Bug Theater December 28th December 28th Rock and roll go check that out growl. Oh, and if you're in Providence, Rhode Island Yeah, I'm gonna be at the comedy or the catchurizing star The six in the seventh of December. Okay, great catchurizing star six of seven and at Dan Soda at Dan Soda Make sure you go follow him in is a funny guy and you know, he's got a lot of followers now almost up there with you For stuka went from fucking six people

How many people? 2,300 Follow Kelly for stuka that is show business,300. 2,300 people follow Kelly for Stuga. That is show business right there. Yeah, it is. She should have five people. Yeah. She has a lot of people. So Kelly for Stuga.

That's right. What else you get, Kelly? My underbelly show first Saturday. We got the Christmas show. I said, hey, you fatso at your belly. That's him. If you have the underbelly like I forget it. I'm sorry. No, you're right. Yeah, I just follow me at Twitter.

Kelly for sugar. Kelly for stucco and and Randy. Randy Rhodes. Randy. I've got a fucking long flight home and then how long is the flight home from New York 20 hours? In coach. Yeah, but is is coach better on yeah, yeah, and really good on that on Australian Is it what is it called? Well, that's quite a small there's Virgin Australia as well, which are awesome. Coach is great on those. Yeah, it's cool You know living like a king like you know getting a bid like you're doing fucking first class. Yeah, it's a little bigger

Right, but I would never go Delta or American Airlines. No, they're the worst long haul. There's fucking all the way. If you come across to Australia, via Australia or or just pay the extra money and take, go as con just a bit. Take a boat. Yeah. Fuckin' take a boat. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stopped Hawaii for some guys. I just ride a Jetscape crossing. Hot Somali and Pirates, that's how I.

I wanna do that. I wanna do that right now. I hope when you come back, you're better. You're not wearing a wire. I hope your hands aren't shaking. It's the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. Really?

Yeah, and I've yeah, that's creep Yeah, dude that what do you say to girls like? We're so beautiful you're making me nervous. There is that you say to a girl. I have a cup of disease I've low copper Let's just make me go fuck you that makes girls guy. You shitty baby. No, that does that makes girls good Oh, no, that doesn't it makes copper deficiency Boston, they'd be like fuck what are you a fucking queer? We got fucking copper Sorry, sorry, this fucking crock second doesn't have enough copper

Linda tell that fucking kid to eat some pennies Shake this clock second. He's the fucking day to plumber kid. What a fucking cop, a fucking asshole. Go to the big dig and fucking eat some of the piping down there. You're fucking loser. Can I get one more plug as well? Yeah, you can. This way.

Yeah, oh wow. That's ain't Nick Cody. But I, no. No, yeah, she get one in a second. We wanna get one. I know that's why you were gonna so we need me finish Yeah, you know what Kelly's better than you because she's on the show. Yeah, that's right I just wanted to plug

There's a new a new 20 minutes has been released on Patrice on you.com. I was gonna do it at the end. Oh, wait don't ever do that without going over me Yeah, yeah, because now you look like a fucking asshole. I look like the asshole. Yeah. Because now I look like I'm just doing it because of you. That was my plug at the end. Oh, really? Yeah, it's my fucking show, Kelly.

You might want to go over these things with me. I'm going to plug this because he is. It's not be something that, okay, man. At the Nick Cody. Yeah. Go Nick Cody. Sydney Comedy Store. December 6th to I.

Okay. We have friends in Australia too. Fuck you. Well, Sydney Comedy Store. You better spread this podcast over there. I'll bring Dan and Kelly over there and we'll have you on the show. Yeah, fuck yeah. And then we'll all do the show.

Melbourne Comedy Festival, man. I want this podcast over there. So make this show big and all right. You know how, oh and I am. What are you leaving? I fly home on the 27th of November. Give me a day. That is a Tuesday. So I get back on Thursday the 20 on next week too. Oh, no, I'm going next week. I go to I gotta

I said cancel your flight on Friday and you can pass it out of that. It's gonna be a Hicklic. Listen to me. I'm a fucking hammer kid. Yeah, fucking lucky to be sitting down here right now. I'm sorry already cancer one I was meant to be in Austin, Texas today. Oh my god, and I can't I changed the flights to come on this tonight Dedicated is Bobby It's fucking true right there. I'm sorry. Thank you. Oh, and to open for Bob Levy in Jersey on Friday night I do oh she's gonna be out later than that but Bob leave leave you so larious. Yeah fucking funny. So okay, give you plug

Opening for Bob leavey. No, you know what you're actually I'm doing it is yawning. Yeah, yeah Sydney comedy store December 6th to 8 awesome Yeah, I don't know if this can help at Twitter the Nick Cody the Nick Cody. Yeah awesome make sure you follow I think she's coming on dude. She's my He's so much for me on and in all seriousness. I watched his set at the stand on Sunday. He's really fucking fine Oh great, man. I wish I saw it. That's too bad that she's really really long. No kidding I'm kidding We do Now seriously man next time you come back, definitely come. Are you around tomorrow?

Yeah. Maybe we'll do one tomorrow before you leave to get an extra one in the can. We're all going away for Christmas. But anyway, dude, thanks for coming on. Linda, what do you got? I'm seltis. It sounds delicious lips. It's gorgeous.

Kiss the microphone. No, don't kiss the microphone. I'm going to do this. I'm going to listen to him, Linda. Huh? They listen to these savages. It's too precious to fucking listen to these. You're scort. Kelly, did your area listen to him Linda. Huh? They listen to the savages You too precious to fucking listen to me. You scored Kelly did your area was they pinkable? Who's stuck? Sorry. She is a lady

She stopped it plug your photography Linda Linda plug it plug it Robert plug Robert L.T. photography to L.T. photography to as in the number no number to great plug Linda Kelly yeah, mate I know it what what Kelly are you gonna okay? I didn't do nothing. This is really going out of the whimper Kelly, please plug the we actually the Patrice thing. I was gonna plug I'm sorry. I didn't realize that doesn't matter. I was just fuck away. Yeah, but you should, we actually, the Patrice thing I was going to plug. I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.

It doesn't matter. I was just fuck away. But you should go over these, those type of plugs go over with me. So we're on the same page. But yeah, so Patrice came up with, that's hard for me to talk. I did. No, because it's, it's a full year since, you know, because it's, it's, it's a full year. Since, uh, you know, he's gone, which is fucking crazy.

Well, it's just, it, it, it fucks me up because I don't want, I can't, I'm never going to forget him. Yeah. I constantly, I talk to him all the time. When I'm on the road alone, I'm always talking to him, like I'll loud to myself, you know, because I used to call him all the time. Yeah. On the road, I used to call him,

anytime I drove back from Boston, I would call Patrice. And talk to him, and he'd either hang up on me. Or we talk for a couple hours, you know. So it's, I've listened to this, um, some of it. It was on, uh, his on, on Vaughan Dakalos, uh, she tweeted it out and laughed. I think laughed, spend it right, or laugh button. Yeah, it's on the website. laugh button. It was, it was, um, it's fucking, it's brilliant, man. And it, it, it makes me sad that I'll never be that funny. Yeah. It makes me sad that I'll never be that funny.

It makes me sad that no matter how hard I try, I'll never be that fucking funny. Honestly, purely funny. Yeah. And I, you know, I'm funny. I know a lot of guys are funny, but I listen to this, and this is the extra, or the other night, and it's like.

It's the deleted scenes, and it's fucking brilliant. I'm sitting here doing, and it inspires me, but it also makes me feel like shh. On a constant basis. It's unbelievable. He was easily one of the best ever, and it's to find bonus material like this is awesome. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh,

it sucks to me because I would have loved, I know people that are famous. I would want, I really wanted him to be that want famous. Yeah. I really wanted to see him with millions of dollars in the bank that he was the most generous guy. Sometimes, you know, and that the bank that he was the most generous guy. Sometimes, you know, and that's what he was generous. He gave, and when he called me up and he goes

Bobby, this new quiz and not Ponyni Maker is the best. This one he was doing good and he was making some money. He was like, this is the best thing that you get one of these yet. I was like, now I got the form and he's like, fuck that shit, man. I'm getting you one of these. And he went down and spent, I think, $300. Oh shit. And he just bought me one. And he dropped it off at my house. And he's a here motherfucker.

Let me know. And it wasn't this big. He just got me one. I still got it. It's one of the best things that I use it all the time. And he, that's, I don't know guys like that. I don't, you know what I mean? And I don't know, it's, he's, it sucks to me

because I would have loved to see him famous. I would have loved to see him just beyond at the Oscars or the Grammys or, you know, in a big movie or in a TV show of his own and I would have loved to see him with a lot of I would love to see the car he got if he was a multi-millionaire just that fucking ridiculous Stupid sound system this annoying asshole lambiganey doors on not a lambiganey. Yeah, just an xx out of Lamborghini You know, they're like a triple X Lambo with a fucking, with a Patriot symbol on it on it.

So go ahead, Kelly, where can people, if you're a fan of comedy, if you don't, God damn it, you gotta get this shit. So where can they get it? Just at patrisaniel.com, and you can just download it. And it's like five bucks, and it's like 21 minutes. That's awesome. I've listened to it about five times already.

Yeah, go get it. It's five dollars. Go check it out. And it gets a bit like, there's a part, I think I know why they kept it out originally, because it's a partner where you can hear the audience like he's turning people, but it's fantastic.

Like, can we hear it yet, Nick? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, there's one girl, he gets a little fucked up. Yeah, no. Patrice? No, no, no. I was doing it. Yeah, as one girl, he gets a little fucked up. No. Patrice? No, no, no. But it's great. And he says, you guys, it's like, you guys were saying before,

but no one's ever told this girl that she's a piece of shit. But Patrice would. And as we say, you guys, you think that your pussy guys, how the berry pussy is the same as any McDonald's pussy you find. And like, there's no fucking great line. Yeah. It's fucking them out. Yeah, go, go, go get it at Patrícia on Neil.com.

If you ever got Mr. P, get that. It's awesome. Elephant the room. Elephant the room. Get that. Me and Nick Cody saw Elephant in the room together live. About four or two years ago. Yeah.

He flew over from Australia just to watch it. Live. It was real. All the beautiful moments that I just felt of but think of him and how awesome this ending of the show was gonna be fucking out the window with one word, live. I hate your fucking accent, both he is. Should be shot in the face.

So you have to talk like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I like him. I like him if you live here. Let me tell you who see you be silly in my fucking job Oh, you'd be fucking right in did you not have Google shit? Do you want me to try and hand you coffee if you want it fucking half spill to love the disc? Yeah, you're gonna press me more sturdy hands around this There's no fucking I love to get a hand job from you You know two seconds Mate you think you think it's good no grip These people we can't shut the fuck up to get off the show.

RobertKeyletlive.com, go to Riotcast. Make sure you go and fucking download all these other shows. Fucking great shows. I've been listening to Weird Medicine, fucking hilarious, so interesting. One of my favorite theme songs too, medicine awesome theme song to our show and The comedy so live they've been getting real guests like I guess he got somebody to get guests and they've had The guy who wrote oceans 13 Brian counters Brian compliment. Yeah, man. They great fucking show. Yeah, it's great show really great show last couple weeks They had the guy from Hannity and Combs Combs

That on the week before really interesting got a little heated Make sure you check all the shows on right cast a great hammer fisting Jersey jerk glory hole all the all the shows on there Bailey J fucking awesome, but this shows the best So please listen to this show and donate on the on the website. Yeah. You know we're dating Fuckin' fucking fucking the world You know we're dating We're this proxies, we're the proxies You know we're dating We really is, really, really, really You know we're dating Don't stop filming my face, don't stop filming my face, don't stop.

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