Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - List's Lists

Episode Date: April 29, 2013

Robert is joined by Gary Gulman, Dan Soder, Joe List, Luis J Gomez and Kelly Fastuca. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hoy es un día de eso de no saber cómo va a acabar el día. Donde nadie pregunta a dónde viene, sino por qué no te viene. Y una ronda es el tiempo que pasa entre no conocernos, y no creer olvidarnos. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos vía. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos encuentra. Maú, la vida es más vida cuando nos encontramos. Encuentra los bares de Madrid la dicción especial de Madrid nos liga. Un dominaje de Ma mal, a Madrid.

in all your devices. Plus, to TV, ven a verlo sin pagar nunca. You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude? On the RiotCast network, riotcast.com. Okay, here we go. Intro's for lists, lists. Yeah. This has got a little crazy.

You know, again, I know I have a lot of people in the studio. I love doing the show. And I love having my friends in. I love having new people in. You know, and I know it gets a little crazy. I've been doing these Thursday shows, these one on ones that are a little, I don't know, less crazy. This one, Joe List, Gary Gowman, Dan Soda, Lewis, Jay Gomez, Kelly, Fistuka,

a lot of motherfuckers on. I had Gary on because I wanted to talk about this last weekend in Arizona, at the Scotsdale, stand-up Scotsdale. And then I had, of course, List and Dan are always on and Lewis, the regos. But I had a little bone to pick with Joe. And sometimes when you kid around and you joke around, you never know when you're going to catch somebody in that mood.

And Joe is joking around, a a fuck around but something triggered him off and it kind of got a little weird to go a little heated and we started really calling him out but look in the end you know it was we're all fine it's all great we work through it I love Joe I don't I would never set somebody up on my show to come on my show to, you know, fuck you. I just, you know, I like doing the show. I like having fun. But sometimes it does get a little, people get a little serious, whatever. But he pulled out of it. We all pulled out of it. It was a fun episode. It was a long episode, two hours long. Real interesting shit. It was sad, there was some cool stuff

sad, a little serious, Joe got a little heated, but you know, don't fuck with him. It's very sensitive guy. And I love him. So anyways, this is a list list. I hope you enjoy it. We're doing those Thursday shows. Like another one coming out, I got two more coming out of the one on ones on Thursdays. I might start releasing those on Mondays to let you guys know. Please spread the word, and I'm rambling now. I always rambling on these intros, but I don't give a fuck. So, if you don't like the rambling, get a recorder, hit the record button, put it on iTunes, come up with a fucking cool name, get a logo, go fuck yourself, suck a dick, hit the record button, put it on iTunes, come up with a fucking cool name,

get a logo, go fuck yourself, suck a dick, I talk better than Bob, whatever, and do it yourself. Other than that, sit through these logos and me sip and coffee. So there you go, list lists and joy, please subscribe, tell a friend, tell all the people. I don't know what to do, other than the bag, I think that is bagging, but that's about as far as I'm gonna go. Thanks for all the donations, thanks for helping the sponsors. Tweakedaudio.com, Amazon.com, and Gamefly.

We'll get some more sponsors we're gonna be talking to soon. So there you go, I said there you go, 17 times. I'm tired, I gotta go down to spots. Fuck off. Hey gang. This is Colin Quinn. This is Jim Norton. This is Dennis Liri. This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Bert Chrysler. Staying cookin. You are listening to Robert Kelly's. You know what dude? You know what dude? If you bippy bbya if you bippy-boo, dippy-dippy-dryer, you have a dabbidoo.

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My name We just love comedy. Love it. My name is Robert Robert Kelly love that and I'm sitting here with the Gary Gullman Sam raya comedy He might be he might be stingy with love but he's not stingy with jokes he brings all of him he brings it prestige on the summer comedy that is joe list kidding he can't do it again we got um dance soda hello my boy with a baby curl on the front with what happened to your hair? Dan, would you be interested to know my first impressions of you when I first met you,

when you were just starting off, would you want me to keep that to myself? I know you hated me. I didn't hate you. Yeah. I thought you were a great guy. That was me. And you were really nice. That was me and everybody else.

But I didn't think there was any way you'd be the comedian you are today. Well, thank you. I mean, that was that reasonable? Yeah, that's absolutely I was awful Yeah, how did you get so good so quickly? I worked for it. Like before you take over my show, Galman. Let me introduce the rest of the people. Can I just say this? Yeah, go ahead I felt like last time I wasn't aggressive enough I'm gonna take right over Last time I took some notes I listened to it. I got some feedback from other people

They're like hey, you're gonna get it. You're gonna get right in there take over the show like you that happened a Geno Basquante once Ask Mary times. She's been on the show. How many times have been on the show once? That was awful. Hey, we got Kelly for stuka hug and fat Lewis J. Go man I'm calling her Kelly the cans Fistuka What the fuck man you're getting big? You're getting fat big you're getting like bouncer big the bounce of the stuff working out. Are you are you checking? What are you doing man? Oh?

Jesus are you juicing? Wow? No, I'm talking turkey juice You know he has he has like a eighties professional wrestler body so how do my wife no he's gonna don't a narrow by the way haha 80s professional wrestler to yeah that's the point like Brutus the barber yeah he looked like a guy before no you know the early eighties before the juice hit yeah let me tell you can I say something really Jim powers you're fucking ginormous what are you doing I'm working on yeah but you're fucking ginormous. What are you doing? I'm working on

Yeah, but you're eating a lot no not my fucking diet has been impeccable like a one-sheet They probably why you fat and big you are Why aren't you ripped? I just started getting back into I Didn't realize Lewis has hard breasts like they really look like you twist Lewis has hard breasts like they really look like the call packs you twins you can expect what the fuck Lewis my wife is here can you every spec for that fucking twat

you know it's fucking Lewis really does walk into every room like a biker just I would stuff what you guys want fight or fuck what can do this world by no well you know what we already have a different song in our heads and it's parnarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bimbo bim When I had Lisa Lowe up here, her publicist. You sit right over in that chair. On a black, you're gonna test some stories. What's going through here?

What's going through here? What's going through a publicist's mind when they wind up? Don't fuck up, don't fuck up. I shouldn't have booked this. I shouldn't have booked this. Should have gone to business school. I should have gone to business school. I hate using the blackberry, but I can't use anything else.

Because I'm so entrenched. I mean, I'm in too deep. We got Joe Liss coming to. Who's my favorite? Whoa, dude, the fuck's that supposed to mean? After a publicist's party. As far as party t-shirts. What is she doing?

She gets you on the Jersey Jerkshow. Hey, I want to go on why you suck in bed. I don't know. You do. I know why you want to go on. You do. You suck in bed. No, I don't.

What do you want to go on? Right, Kelly. You know what? I take my I take my laugh back for your right, Kelly. That girl from that show is very flirtatious with me. Yeah, and I don't care for it. And I don't care for it. Can I say something? Stop.

First of all, that's one of our riot cast, fellow people. Oh, so we're going to be biased, like the WWF and the A. It's the WWE. The WWE. Right. Get the F out.

Yeah. I'm gonna be like, what's that Celtic's name? Len, Len Biden? Len Biden. Yeah, I would have died of cocaine. Whoa, dude, that's not cool, bro. Listen, Gary. No, it's not? Len, Len by his name. Len by his name. I would have died. I would have died of cocaine. Whoa, dude, that's not cool, bro. Listen, Gary.

No, it's not cool that you're not cheering it. You're actually a very good looking tall man. And a lot of girls are gonna actually throw themselves at you. You can't be, you can't be, you know, mad at that. I'm not mad at it. I just, the style with which it, it's just different. You don't care for it. It seems insincere or like this is my character.

So this is what I do. No, that's not. Actually, I heard their show the next week. And they were talking about how fucking amazingly beautiful you are. So you're in security. You're in security. You're right. You're right.

Fucked you again. You could have got some great C pussy. Hahaha. C plus pussy from Long Island. You are. You fucked it up. You're good looking dude. Yeah, I'm just stuck with my girlfriend.

Well, you didn't fuck it up in that way. Right. You fucked it up like, you know, you know, you know, so you say. Joe List is here everybody. Joe List is here everybody Joe list is here Hey ring didn't know you a Whitman master true sits the survivor of the Boston bombing How's the salad, huh? It's good

Don't talk on the podcast Joe would Joe's on the market have would just you know I get a mic you'd have something to win you know a salad joke Well, oh someone's all over you already He's fucking was joking snapping on you didn't snap on him snap snap it. What is this? You're like the fucking like the turtle man Lyle action come get so How you doing Joe? I'm doing real well. Are you? Yeah. It's not what I heard.

Oh, really? Yeah. I'll dismiss this bit you're doing now just so I can say. Yes, it's yes, and you have ruiner. Oh, yeah, where'd you learn improv Cambridge? Ha, ha, ha. Would you learn improv from Mark Marin and David Cross? I don't know.

That seems like me, me, me. That seems like it would be really. Oh god. Come on good. I am sorry What are you fucking alternative assholes? No, no with the game, but is you know what do podcasts? I'd like to expand on this. Yes, please because when I first started that group had already Like kind of broken up and become famous, but there was something called cross comedy Yeah, in Boston. Yeah, I remember it was it was like a, it was like a honta over in Cambridge. Yeah, when catcherizing style was actually a cool hip

alternative room instead of the, at any fucking India casino that will fucking buy the name for eight dollars a month. Yeah. Yeah. For the man that carries the jokes dies a slow death. Catcherizing style that has now fallen. For the star that goes into the sky. We have people who wear t-shirts and sports jackets with sneakers on stage

who are the age of 45 and up. Your Indian sounds like you out of breath. You're an Indian to sound like you always. You'll fuck. Why would somebody who just got a huge laugh on any and out of breath and then why would you go? It sounds like you always that a breath. Yeah, but why would you still why would you try to follow a really good joke with the same joke less funny? Yeah, yeah, well as those muscles squeeze your shit Looks good again though, though, no he doesn't This is back that was great. I'm ripped. I'm getting really ripped. It's exciting show sir So this is stomach and a couple more weeks. I think I just had a pasta dish What are you gonna do about you? Definitely in a story so you're gonna get shredded. I'm getting shredded

John based out body what are you gonna do about your head? I'm gonna keep having great jokes come out of it Bobby I feel like it was a little early for the on fire Joe's on fire We need a monster. I feel like it was a little early for the on fire, but I'll take Can I say this real quick? I said it last week. I said the week before yeah We got to start checking the weather report before we book these why it's fucking We're hooked up with the window shut just spewing comedic brilliance and it's beautiful outside What do you want to do? So Washington Square Park? It had nice we're on a crummy day or cloudy day. Sorry. I like being with you guys. Yeah. What the weather is I want to make a teacher. I take summers off. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, seriously. We do this once a week for the fans Joe

Right right? Slida snout kid, you know, fuck you want to thank you? Fucking cock suck. Your headphones work at all. When I do in the band-in of this week. No, I'm going to do one. I'm going to put it over fucking Dan's head. It won't fit.

I'm going to be to the go. Well, I want to say something. I have a bone to pick for you. Me? Yeah. Yeah. Why me? Jelly is that never does anything wrong. Kelly really is just that chick at the bar that's like fuck up my Steve

The one yelling for the fight I don't appreciate your breast being a little more covered this week. She's Kelly the cans for stuka. Yeah, Kelly I think Kelly I think Kelly is prettier in the summer. Okay. I think most women are pretty Yeah, when they get a little color. Yeah, wow. Yeah, she's did something better about her now the winter she looked a little fucked up I'm gonna put a white on for you guys I just noticed how fuck I know So it gl gluest is talking about girl I got the buckle in the kettle fat Jesus you're a girl I should throw you in the other room and time out for that who may your pot the kind of black thing you said it's

it's a fat yeah but you've used it a million times yeah cuz it's a fun thing to say should we bet you're not sure no not the wall no that's not a bad No, you don't get north of the wall I Well before we get into the bone I want to pick with you. Yeah fucking Joe Listen Is killing me? You know my brother got me my I'm gonna kill my brother my little brother got me into the walking dead which season you know i'm i'm on on three and i'm almost done with all of them i watched them all in a week

i i i can't stop watching this fucking show have you watched uh... have you read the comic at all no i i i i i i am fucking entrenched in this fucking show. It is unbelievable the the writing and the dialogue and the scenes between these People psychologically yeah is so fucking great and then the the you will forget about the zombies and all of a sudden Just they turn a corner and it's like they reached this and just they turn a corner and it's like they reach this plateau in life where they finally get somewhere emotionally together and then all of a sudden

the fucking heart of zombies, because somebody left a gate open and then they take away main characters. Yep, like a motherfucker. I mean, you feel bad about this? I feel bad for one thing, because as an actor, you're waiting for this show. You're waiting for a show that's going to go 10 years. That's going to be in reruns. It's going to sell a million copies and be all over the world. So you're going to be set

for the next 10 years or 12 years or 20 years with residuals and you're just going to work straight. And then you find out that, oh, we came up with a new way of doing this. We're going to kill you in season two you're a main person no one open the blind doors because you were like I'm pissed at my little brother because I'm up till three in the morning I can't stop every time I get a sense of accomplishment from finishing a season of the TV show I know I do I don't get a sense of accomplishment I get sad because I know it's coming to an end yeah I get sad like I know it's got I never watched the last season of lost what ever I don't get a sense of accomplishment. I get sad because I know it's coming to an end game. I'm like lost. Yep, I get sad, like I know it's gonna, I never watched the last season of lost. What?

Ever, I don't know what happened. End bed? I don't know what happened, what does that mean? On your deathbed, you'll catch up on these shows. I might watch loss this year, but I refuse to watch it at the end of the, the number one, because that, you know, I, I, I stopped watching it after that.

My baby, Cholene, Cholene, brought that twat back too many times Oh, I hated that fucking asshole. So you don't listen to the podcast anymore. I Like it I didn't want to these though even though I have a bone to pick with you Tell me the bone. What's the bone? Give me the bone. It's not your fucking legs Right that's toss you Well, that makes sense and any I don't know because you have bones in your legs in the thin

I have a bones one of those guys with bones in his legs What crazy one leg of dudes walking dead as a fucking great, you know what's crazy about it is Frank Derribont the creator They fired him after the first season and so I thought it was gonna suck and then the second season was incredible Now second season sucked for the most part. The barn, there was the last, that was mid, no, that was mid second season. That was the mid way point. Oh, that was the halfway finale.

They do like two finales. Yeah, when the little girl, you're just like, what the, Oh spoiler alert, come on, I just said little girl, no one has no idea. So how does this work? We know what I'm saying. I'm saying in each of the conversation,

cock block, all of a sudden. Oh, come on, Gary, I have no friends. We are friends, but when, first of all, you have not friends. You're not friends, I'm friends with you, Gary. Right, right. You are an acquaintance of that Puerto Rican. We're colleagues, but I don't,

I don't even get carried away with that. I don't, we have each other's phone number. I enjoy his company. Oh, yeah, but who asked for whose phone number? Well, Lewis clearly has to ask for queries. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think so.

Why would Gary have ever asked for my phone number? I don't think so. Well, you end to MMA for a day. Yeah. You're not gonna see this guy fight this guy. Um, yeah. Sounds like anarchy. Sounds like anarchy.

I don't watch it anymore. Here's the thing. I do not watch it anymore because when they burn that. No. Tell me, you spoil alert. You haven't watch it anymore. I do not watch it anymore because when they when they they burn that no Tell me spoiler you haven't seen spoiler season one Cover your cover your head bones off. It's still here dummy Well, you know way to cover his ears is by using pillows Big head That when they burn that little girl

Spoiler alert when they burn that little girl and she was screaming in the pit, that was brutal. That was not brutal, it's unnecessary. It was, it was unfuckin' necessary. I dropped off to it. Oh, Jesus Christ, I could, I stopped watching it. I just, it was like, I get it, we get it. Why do you have to fucking, daddy, daddy, the chicks on fire,

the guys crying, get the fuck out of it. I don't need to see that shit. I don't need to be that desensitized. That the fuck out. I don't need to see that shit I'm gonna be that desensitized That was in for TV. I don't need that shit. That was too intense. I don't want to see a little guy a guy Maybe it's because I'm a father and you know I know you're a father too, but you know you're a little more desensitized than me that fucking fuck me up I stopped watching it because of that. It's like too much. You push the limit, you push the limit too far. No, I'm not done. Big burn truck's daughter.

I just want to keep... I'm not done. What was it, bitch? Hey, Ben, who's daughter? I just want to do this. I just want to keep talking about this show, so he can't talk the whole show. He's have to do a rainman impression.

He's still has to sing and have attention, so. Fuck you, it's blocking the noise coming in. Fat Titted Aussie. Whoa. Yeah. Where's the hostility? What's your favorite show, Gary? Right now, you don't miss.

No, I know. You don't miss. Well, breaking bad, but it's on hiatus. What's that, your favorite show? What's your second favorite show? That's on right now. That's on rightatus. Well, that's your favorite show. What's your second favorite show? That's on right now. That's on right now. Yeah.

There's nothing I'm watching. That's it, breaking bad. Do you watch all of Walking Dead? I've never seen an episode. Oh, listen, I want you to go. I want you to go on Netflix. I don't like zombies. I don't.

Nobody likes zombies. I don't like them either. We looked at them on the same thing. That's why I that's why i never watched it because i'm not into fucking zombies and being scared and fucks they're not clever well right like i like a vampire he's got some panache i like frank and finally get this backstory and he's got a leader but but zombies i always found like they were they were just chaotic there was nothing really here's what they do on them for

I had a ring of 99 love balloons It was I got it a little German in it Bums And their bombs and their bombs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's dear fighting. We let them do it then.

We stop stepping on it. We're doing it. Just stop stepping on it. You don't do it on different verses. Yeah, you asshole. We get it. You do voices too. Let him sing.

We use your headphones and let Joe. And I'm mad at you. This is bad. You'm mad at you. This is bad Your mad at Joe too That's what you let go I maybe you're right Rise it from the ashes You know recently I've found out that I think Allen is a lot like Emperor Palpatine because he wants me to tap into my darkness. Who's Emperor Palpatine? Is he a walking

bed? Is there a bandana for fucking just being boring? The Emperor from Star Wars? No, me. Yeah, but don't just throw an Allen there like everybody listening knows that we got to have some. People will allow it. They do 20 minutes on Allen every fucking week. I'm sorry, ugh. Yeah, but don't just throw an Allen there, like everybody listening knows that we gotta have some- people don't allow it. They should. They should, they should, 20 minutes on Allen every fucking week. I'm sorry that we go to therapy for help. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry we're betting ourselves mentally. Sure, we don't do it on our own. We didn't have one out well adjusted. We can just save. Yeah, we don't have a library card and all this to books we should read before we. Yeah, sorry that we don't have a fucking perfect relationship with the person we live with.

We can just live life freely at museums Just to keep just to keep vines. Yeah, I love museums and vine I don't apologize for enjoying my life It's like a Senate committee here Now here's a deal fucking Joe list How do you know I'm going to talk about you? Oh, the Rosa. Joe list. You're gonna talk about the Rosa. I'll sign my resignation right now.

What's wrong with the Rosa, by the way? Um, tons of stuff. Pompus. One, boneless, two, three, terrible hair, four, tight pants, five, leather jackets, six, insatiable sexual appetite. Oh, a big old pud. I heard it's not big. I don't know, you showed me pictures.

Yeah, you saw with your eyes what size it is. I saw it limp, I didn't see it hard. Well, you know, it was a decent limp. What are you shaking your head for, Gary? I just, like, if he did have a big dick, suddenly we could forgive all the things you just listed to make a perfect person. Absolutely. Oh, but he's got a big dick, so let's, I mean, I don't know him that well.

I don't have any grievances like you guys do it some, one time, but I just, one time, one time. can't wait to die. What was the one time? Let's get into that. Well, there was a comedian who was on the TV in the, in the, in the, so not Kelly at the, at the seller. Right, not, not Kelly, not Kelly. I'm barely Joe Liss.

Um, and certainly not Lewis. All right, so, I'm going to see someone episode eight. So, so it's, but it's the talent vision at the seller. Where you can see the comedian downstairs. Yeah. And so Joe DeRose is sitting at the table, which I don't know how he got grandfathered into

that fucking table, right? Yeah, I could comedy seller only. Yeah. And a comedian who I adore and is my friend, and I invite my, I don't want to say the name because I don't want it because it who is that serving he said something about him to the effect of whatever this guy's thing that he's known for and it's legitimate he made it seem like this guy was was was being insincere about it and I wanted to say something but then I didn't want to make it uncomfortable at the table and and be like because it would have gotten

Real because it would have said hey who are you to fuck with this guy who is who is sincere in his Motivation on the on this stuff and it just irritated me and You don't want to make it uncomfortable at that table, but you're making it uncomfortable at this table right now I don't find it uncomfortable. I thought it was revelatory. I thought it was that too I don't find it uncomfortable. I thought it was revelatory. I thought it was that too. That word made everyone uncomfortable. You don't use that word again. I'm not gonna hit you with a word. No, I'm not coming on here and dumbing it down. Yeah, for you fucking GD mother fucker. Whoa, I got a bachelor's in journalism. I'm sorry. I have almost an associate. I'm so G.S. See it's in the bar. I'm so J.S.

That's great. A bunker hill with the bombings happening. So, think about again. I was there. Where? Your survivor. A lot closer to the finish line than bunker hill. Yeah, you were a survivor.

We know. We know you were there. We also know that you have... I'm a survivor. I'm a good boy. When did Joe become that guy? Calellie, do you have anything to say? No Why are you scratching in the air?

I'm going to be wearing some squeegees. Kellie, I like your bang. Ah! Well, my hair? What? Don't be talking about. I call it a fringe. Is it?

Yeah. It's a fringe. You look like David Cassidy. David Cassidy. You look like a lot of American refugees. You look all the kids from the part of the family. Oh, okay. I look per day.

Okay, listen, Joe. Yes? Yeah. So you had a show last night. Two nights ago. Two nights ago, you had a show. Yeah. What was a show called?

There's a bone. Well, I'm a lovin' this. And it's being picked. Yeah, it's called Fracking Hilarious. Yeah, I didn't name it. What's the name of it? It was an Earth Day celebration. Fracking from Fracking.

From Fracking, from Fracking Mother Earth. We have some hydrogams. We have some hydrogams. Yeah. Well Gary really stole the show. What's the beef? You Gary stole the show. Yeah. Well Gary really stole the show. What's the beef? You're Gary, you stole the show. Wouldn't you say you stole the show?

Let me ask you a question. I was only there for my portion in Collins, and I thought Collins was better than me, so. He's being very humble. So, Collins was on the show too? Collins was on the show. First of all, you have to say that. It's in Collins' contract of life.

If he's on a show with you, you have to say, he was better than me. That's just a respect for you. Yeah, but isn't it when you were growing up and you'd watch a satin at live or anything and the guy that you loved, no matter what he said, it was funny. You were calling. You were calling was on it? And that's how I feel about calling, no matter what he says, because he says it in that voice with those words right it's funny.

I see you know uh... ACL to TV read better off the telepropter slow down conscious race mumble mouth uh... I uh... so when when did you hear about the gig in at its inception like the day he decided to do it.

What was that? Like two months ago, Joe. Two months ago. I can smell what he's going on. So excited. We were probably working together on the road at the time. I had Joe on the road with me too. Oh, that's right.

We kind of support him in that manner. Well, no. I mean, you have him on the road. I've tried to have him on a couple of times, one time it worked out, another time it didn't, but I've tried. But where is Panifancer's? I've tried, but I do have them on this show a lot

and promote the fuck out of them, because you know. And he is grateful, I will say that. I am, I am a big supporter of Joe Liz. You have helped him, because I have noticed that Joe lists Twitter followers following me very closely, which I'm not happy about. But thanks to you having him on this show. Right, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, can we just tell you really that made no sense. I'm just saying that. Can I just say something? Just closely follow Joe. I like conflict. You guys don't want it. That's what you hear.

That's the only way you hear, because you want to hear, because you never want to listen to me. You hear me ever. I honestly don't want it I only want you because you want to hear because you know What I listen to me okay me ever and I don't know I didn't hear her. Your Twitter followers follow you. The followers follow closely. The place to find our oldies down. Hang on. What say what you said again? Because your sins before joy. And it fits your left tit.

Please make it the same size as the other one. My wife is here and I'm staring because it's distracting. Get covered. Well put something. Oh, love here and I'm staring because it's distracting. Well put something... Oh, lopsided, Titty, for student. Everyone knows that she runs the greatest saloon in all the west. She'll pick a fat with you, but it's worth it to see that overly large lift, Titty. Versus the medium sized rafting.

Some say she got it shot off. They said that a crow was there when she was born. Picked off a rat, Titi. The arm of sale is a crocodile, dung-grabed it. Where she was feeling up a water bucket floor. How much Christy repulsed when I was a little girl? It's just the angle you're on. One looks bigger than the other. Well, before you every week

Titties over here. Yeah, what is the building on a lean? Abstract it is you know what it should be an exhibit at MoMA Spendage my time your titties that you do your bangs next week, all right? Spendage my time you titties that you do your bangs next week, alright? I really fucking was enthusiastic about that I thought everybody was gonna So so you knew about this show a long time ago a couple months ago problem Who else is on the show? Fitch Ross, Rich Foss, Bunker's Wife, Teller, Alexandra.

Alexandra, Alexandra. The mayor of Occupy, Wall Street. Chris Laker, who? Oh, yeah. No, that's actually his last name. Chris Laker, who? I am. Yeah, that sounds like a fun show.

Mm-hmm. That's like a great show. That's like a purpline. Show or a prop. Show or a prop. It's a humdinger. It's a humdinger. It's weird though, because, you know,

Joe had called me on Monday. What show was it? What day was it, show? Monday. It was actually Monday. I got a call in the afternoon. You see, I don't know if I have it it was for earth. Well, here's the thing What can we just get to this?

This is my show this is Kelly do you have a beef two ears or you guys what's going on? I'm just adding fuel to fight okay, mm-hmm. She's just that person My private voicemail This is him crying. I'll do it. It's a you should play a voicemail. That's meant for you I don't I can do it. I got a I 300,000 people Have a kid and all your friends are on how about you friends not all your friends

And all your friends are on about you friends not all your friends. Oh All my friends. Was he sending you an invite to the show? I think I was a pretty nice thing to do on Monday. Clearly Have a beef. I think I think I'm gonna say you didn't wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, chase. So my chase will be as slow the fuck as I want it to be. Yeah, I would I would think all right. As I get a phone call on Monday, all your friends are on a show that I booked thoughtful, thoughtful for a long and then he calls me last minute on Monday. Yeah. And throws me on at the end like a fucking piece of ham. Huh? I can understand why he'd be hurt. Oh, no. Bobby? Yes. Oh, do you think you're connecting with your anger?

You were on the show, Dan. No. No, you invited to the show. Bob, your problem is. You knew about the show. No. What? You're his fucking friend.

Well, sometimes friends don't let other friends know about shows that they might want to see. You know, like at the Creek in the Cave. You're my friend too. I was at the Creek in the Cave. Yeah, and, you know, that place that you go to a lot, Bobby. I would love to. I never, I wish I got an invite a little sooner than the fucking afternoon of, to I was the last thought to Gary.

You're an afterthought. I was an afterthought. I was a, hey, Colin might not show thought. Oh, wow. I was eight. Wow. Let me, let me, let me, let me, who's here? Here's my show, here's my show, right?

I was studying with Co-Founder. Here's my show, ready? Here's my show, Colin. Here's my show. I want this guy this Gary. I want Gary. I want ten odds. I'm gonna let's get him. Rich Fawson wanted that be interesting. I didn't book those two.

And then let's get Colin Quinn. And then we have what's his name? Chris Laker. Chris Laker who. And then, all right, that's great show. That's good. Let's go. Let's go. And then the day of, yeah, well, like, well, let's see, we might need another guy.

I know we don't need another guy, certainly, with that one. Oh, do you think maybe he booked you as like a favor to you? I don't know. I don't know. I'm the one. Was it almost late enough that he knew you wouldn't be able to make it? So we want a credit for asking. I think it was a think I'm really getting put well one time one time is the the time I I this is this is just for the show I'm just doing a bit I'll tell you when I got to break it into a whole

I got it at Monday at 2.30. That's pretty late. To do a show in Queens, I just got back from the road 2.30 PM. I mean, I would have already booked something on the road. Well, show is already booked. Let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's just let's let's just let I would have probably book now You would know I would have picked up a dinnershift Oh Pre-shift I'm on your side

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He can't defeat that. Is this for you, Jerry? I'm deflecting on me for you. I'm deflecting on her for you. Kelly, why didn't get an invite? Kelly, Kelly actually starts a first show at 2.30 on Monday. You ever call her at the five o'clock she's doing actually sets. She's at a club waiting to go up. I'm on my, I bet mine is working on my pay to $5. She's waiting to go up.

She's got her playing. All right, I'm never going to sell. I mean, she's going to sell. She's going to make all the six ofades, the playing part they gave her. Oh my God, that's beautiful. I'm never gonna win when you make fun of the fact that I still... In all fairness, Joe. I'm under a radio level. Joe thought that you were on Steve Harvey and DL Hughley's version of this concert for Earth Day.

Ah! I like it. It's a payoff of Earth Day as well. That was Gary's up Earth for some of his highlights. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm listening to your angler play. Yeah, we're that, that, that. We're just playing, well, let me know when I can speak. Bobby, can we reenact? Yeah. I'll be Joe and you be Bobby. Yeah, good. So start talking about the guy.

What's up, dude? Joe's being above it. Yeah, he's above it. What's up? Don't be above it. What's up? Are you done? Ah, ha, ha!

Well, dude, I'm just Joe. Are you done? What were joking around? I retort. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it only on Kelly? Can we only fuck with Kelly for nine hours? Can I retort? No, you can retort joking around I'm sorry is it only on Kelly can we only fuck with Kelly for nine hours can I return now you can retort what I'm what I'm done can I return yeah

this is like a Boston City Council meeting uh-huh the routes and Dutch and need work just feels like there's a lot of fat on this bit Yeah, but he can't bite off more than you can chew You've said mostly inaccurate things I have a certain Well, no, I think my opinion for the for the fucking bit wait Waited when to take us behind the wizard's curtain. He really does. He just, he just an asshole, Joe. You really are. Yeah. When it's about him, we got to make everything serious and let me get, let's just speed it up. Let's have a fight. Let's have a five second podcast. Thanks a lot, Bob, Bob, a boo. Hey, Joe, I'm just

joking. Bust of your balls. I don't really care. Thanks for inviting me on the show now with done see you guys later Exactly Go fuck yourself I could de facto he was just how about you play along He gives a shit and this is how we went about it. You think I'd have you on my fucking show I gave a fuck you think you'd be my yelling do you think I'd even text you That you will woman fucking broad like squad No, I don't know just a bunch of Boston people yelling All is a different than when With

Yeah, he really is great. He really is I don't know how to deal guilty about having Twitter followers that like me now Well, that's that's the Kelly argument. You have Twitter followers who like you Oh I know but I still can't understand I don't get it. I got to feel bad. I don't like you fucking serious tone Gotta feel bad. I don't like you fucking serious tone Want you loosen up your fucking How do I know you're kidding? I feel like you're making I don't know it's a key a loser. He's getting mad You're gonna say I don't know it's a comedy show like we've never had a serious argument on

But here's a deal. Do you think I'm getting all oh Bobby I'm getting all oh About you is that somebody picks on you and you get fucking dead serious and all of a sudden you don't I know I know you kid When the fuck have I ever Fucking why would I ever bring something up on the air and you just throw you under a fucking boss? I gotta hear Tom. What is this fucking idiot? What I get to be a dummy. Don't be stupid.

Don't be stupid. What I get to be stupid. Don't be dumb. When I get picked on, I get dead serious. Apparently. But wait, why would I pile on by the way? And I wouldn't say no, Bobby, you're out. No, you don't, you got to rob.

But that's not your real isn't as bad as Bobby. That's what you're out you don't you get it Oh, but that's sad you got it wrong. He really isn't asked He was really mad. That's my thing is when you pick on me. I get dead I'm apparently you cross the legs ago. Let me know when you're done Oh, man, they're like a fucking small like a new date small mouth Herpes fucking fail it every week What are you talking about? fucking fail it every week. What are you talking about? I'm talking about, I'm talking about,

Lewis, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't bring up every week. We're talking about, we're talking about right the fuck now, right now. ISD. Yay! Look at the tone in the room just changed. One second, that's SD.

She writes the comedy cellar. She books the shows. Everybody knows her. And someday you will too. That's Lewis. I know you don't recognize him. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. What's up, SD? Nothing. He just broke me up. How you doing? I'm doing a reason. Do you want to sit?

Well, that you're right. I'm good. Look at my life. Hot. Oh, what's hot? You fucking savage. I'm going to LA. Before before we lose any of this.

We would we go ahead. Joe's impression of Kelly is a Mick Jagger impression. All right. Joe's impression of Kelly as a Mick Jagger impression. Oh, yeah! Oh, right! That was my favorite part of it. I think, Joe, I'll tell you what I think it is. I think that Joe, I mean, I'm, of course, I'm kidding. I don't give a foward. And I thought I was being considerate. You were being considerate by inviting me the last minute

After you've invited everybody else if you'd like to know the story I can tell you the whole thing I told it had a show go ahead serious show I had a show hang on do you have any serious music we can play And for a serious show We got to go like news music Ask Gary we've had long talks about the environment. We care about it. We're dear friends. I think Gary said it would you want the show? I don't even want to do it. I was very glad you. Many years. Gary agreed to do the show a few months ago. A few months ago you booked the show. Colin, I asked to do the show a couple

months ago. A couple months ago you're back and forth. Right. Give you a fourth. That's what he does. He doesn't commit to fucking people. Didn't commit. But he was pretty much in. Right. And I asked much in right. I asked Ted Of course activist. Of course. Down town lived in the okay lived in the slums. No beefs thus far. Florentine can brew it. Rebecca Yeah, the owner asked Lonnie to do it. Lonnie after she brought she bring she has to bring rich because she needs a ride Bonnie and Bonnie and Rich didn't even book what I think news for you Is it a fat joke? No, I know what I guess Bonnie and Rich hadn't even booked. What? I think news for you. Is it a fat joke?

Thank God. No, I know what it's like. I guess it. Hang on, hang on. Will you give me the mic? There's a chart there. Bonnie, right there. Take Louis's.

It's right in the middle. Come on, bro. I'm guessing, no, I think I know what it is. You changed the website, pictured, didn't you? No. Damn it. Kelly, will you let him on your mic real quick? Hey, right there. Please, please let him on your mic real quick Hey right there please please let him on your mic news for you what You're getting a new podcast studio in the building what I'm clearing out the other room there that used to be the

That spare bedroom no and it's gonna be devoted just to a podcast studio No, and we're gonna have the video stuff set up in there. No. Yeah, yeah. Really? And I get my apartment back. Yeah. Wow. Are you kidding?

No. Why? Why? Why, what? What's happening? What's happening? Yeah, what happened? I'm serious.

Look at what I've done. This is fucking awesome. But I'm gonna take out my posters, dude. I got the Ryan Casting. Yeah, everything's clipped on, man. You're gonna take you two months to clear this shit out of here. And listen, I'll also miss this because one he's having another baby. Yeah.

So we're gonna get our apartment back and this is gonna be set up for like a place where kids can come. Oh, she's gonna be kids. And then Dawn can come over sometimes with you and she'll be able to come out here and play with the baby. Oh my gosh. Turn it into a ball pit. They're like a little daycare for the. I want to play the ball. They're gonna. That's great. We're gonna get like a discovery as all for the i want to put in the great what you like it the scum

right on the wall pit i have it's somebody living in the other room no there's nobody living there rose is living there no there's another room

there's another room where is the secret room hidden behind the door where what room on this floor on this floor there's not another room there's the there god another doorway there Right, you know the door. Yes behind that doorway. What what is a room? How how big is that room?

Dude what are you wow big is the room bigger than this? Bigger than this oh Played over he was doing you a favor. It's a big room. It's a big room. It's big enough What's in the room? Can I look at it? Yeah, when yeah the remote mics? No, I'll go with you right now Joe Dan can you take over real quick? Sure, that was pretty. Are you crazy huh? Will you what? Dan's a rickery Gary Gary if he fucking clams, because he can go for like a minute with a character,

and then he climbs up, will you please take over? All right, Marcha Man's taking over. Marcha Man's taking over. I'll read the news. I can just do this as me. So stay on him. Here we go. OK.

Looking good. Whoever's listening to this, I want to tread mill. He's going crazy about that. They're so angry. Well, I wanna... On a treadmill is going crazy back. They're so angry. Well, I was doing the thing like I lock up, but I wanna get back to this. I like Joe's serious face, and I like his impression of Kelly. Not Danny Suckin' hosting, holy shit.

I'm sorry, because I'm not screaming at other people. I'm trying to have a decent conversation and bring it back to the topic that we were talking about beforehand. Can we get back to what he said before you of us? No, I want to finish the story as to why Bobby was We got a way for Bobby because it's it's Joverse Bobby. I don't like it. I don't like it Bobby the volcano If you're a listener

If you're a listener don't you want to hear the upshot of this? Yeah, but we got a wait for Bobby to come back Because we have to repeat ourselves not between so we repeat ourselves, but you know what while let's see this time to figure out what the fuck Kelly For sure, it was I don't like the way you guys gang up with me about the Twitter followers You like to get you want to go on a gang up on Joe Yeah, so I was saying that we have always getting more Twitter followers and she's feeling threatened that he almost has As many a turn but it's a way for her to also say that she has a lot of Twitter followers. It was it was a humble break Yeah, it was a humble break No, but it was also on Bobby's side because I know where Bobby was going with what he was saying where

Joe didn't have a lot to begin with and before Bobby brought him on the show Yeah, which is very is very real and now that he has a lot of followers. That's actually a real thing. Right. None of us had Twitter real things to make me feel guilty about. Besides Gary, besides Gary, none of us had Twitter followers

before Bobby brought us on the show. I still got that. You had like 136. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I was just like trying to make a little out of the side. You're not inviting Bobby on whatever it was. He didn't invite him on.

That also, I've also had some from S choir magazine Esquire homes this podcast. I had a few hundred and also I just said I'm just gonna welcome for you square magazine Yeah, thank you, which I was about to bring up when he was going nuts and I was gonna bring up how you talked about how well I am at taking Yeah, that's a good point. You're shitting on that's actually a good point. Particularly things that I can't control such as my team. I'm going to call them, listen, I'm going to call them up and tell them that I was completely wrong about that. How's the room?

Hey, first of all, mouth. Me? Yeah. The room is great. Ooh, that's exactly right. I can't. That's the face that you make with your soul. You know what I feel like?

We're going to have a new baby. I feel like the baby brother. I feel like? We're gonna have a new baby. I feel like the walkers just took over the prison. We have to find a new place. We have to jump in some cars, fill the tags, get some baby formula, and find a new place to live. I should say I've got a few hundred from Gary as well. You got a few hundred for what? The thing with the thing.

I'm sorry it's pissing me because I mentioned the... I'm not pissed at you. What's that? I'm not pissed at you. You got a few hundred for what? The thing with the thing. Followers. No. I'm sorry. It's pissing me because I mentioned the, I'm not pissing you. What's that? I'm not pissed at you. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me.

I'm not pissed at you. You're not pissed at me. I'm not pissed at you. You're not pissed at me. I'm not pissed at you. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me.

You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at you. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me. You're not pissed at me. because everybody secretly hates your Kelly. Yes. But. Yeah, it does necessary. What are you staring at, Dan? That just freaked me out. Blink motherfucker.

I was kidding. I love Kelly. Stop it, Dan. Or about to the Boston battle. I am with Gary. I mean, we're just having a little fun. Then you fucking get all, you get all, uh, country.

First of all, I don't think I got country. Yeah, listen, first of all yes country is yet that yeah maybe at least what he yet what he can't tlachi also over here why why uh... you get all defensive who fuck like that you were you were being offensive

yet enough on way i was being defensive in a fun way myself. I'm not gonna lie though. I'm kinda learning a new defense technique from Joe. It's not gonna work, it's gonna get you booted out of my life. I thought I was being defensive. How's that? Can I retort? You wanna get booted out of my life?

Can I retort? Yeah, I thought I was being confronted. It's not for you. So what happened? I'll tell you what happened. He called me at 230 for a show that night and told me all your friends are on it and Everybody's been on it for months And then I called Dan and Dan was like I wasn't even invited and I was like Jesus Christ

Well, I would like to fuck why wouldn't you call me a week ahead of time and give me a heads up? I don't want to be I don't want to be considered country, but I would love to say some things when you're done. That is country. That is country. That is country. That is country. I don't know what to do then. I'm taking a page out of my mouth.

I don't know what to do. You know, first of all, I'd like to say something. I don't know what to say. That's perfect. I like it. Perfect. That's perfect. Do that again.

I love it. I love it. Bonnie and Rich, I didn't book. They got book got that you never come to the creek. I love the creek. I've never been there I've never heard the good things really come to Queens. Yeah, it was a surprise to me You don't know that you don't know if I've barely come to Queens I may go to Queens There's a lot of fun restaurants out there and that's where all the transactuals live I found it last joke I found a last minute that money and rich we're gonna do the

show and then call and confirm that he for sure was gonna come mhm and i said boy we got gary rich body and calling maybe we need a friend bobby might want to uh... come out and i was like it's a couple stops off the train it was going to be a good hang why not add my friend bobby i thought you then i didn't think of you before as an earth benefit kind of guy

I don't like the earth a free shat hurts when you're done let me retort let me let me know when when you're done let me talk about all means that that's pretty messed up that you don't think I love the fucking earth by all of me. Favorite planet. I don't love the fucking earth, Gary. When I go to Queens, I have a good time. Good time at Queen. Whenever you guys are done being racist, I would like to continue speaking. Oh, that's not going to happen. So I am scared of joy right now.

Show is a shim. Just then I was playing off of what we were all doing. I know. I was playing too. show is Just then I was playing off of what we were I know I know I was playing too Can you not know it or you know who you are? Can you do this can you not had pause every time you get insecure and just keep it going just know that Everyone's fighting So anyways, I thought it was a nice gesture to say maybe Bobby Bobby would have done that. It would have been a great gesture if you gave me, if you called me like invited me on the show a week before and said, hey, Bobby, we're doing the show next week.

Oh, it's two days before. Doing a show money, you want to stop by? With a three hour fucking notice. Three hour tour. Three hour notice on a fucking Monday. Hey, everybody's on it that I've already picked, but you're a lever. Hey, if you want to back up here you go maybe I know it's late I know it's late in the day I do not want to

I know it's all I know the sun is almost going down yeah it's all you better hurry because the cabs are gonna shut down at full of your charity case yeah I know that know. That's what I felt like. I felt like less than. Oh, you're not. I know. I'm sorry that you felt that way. I know. I know. I'm sorry for my. I'm going to apologize for Joe. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry. Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Joe. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I felt that way. Apologies. I hate the sorry you felt that way apologies. I hate the sorry you took it that way apologies I didn't mean to it if you were offended apologies Did the the kilo kneel apology? I'm sorry if anybody was offended by the offensive thing that I just said

Yeah, hang on Gary go ahead. I like we're Gary gets crazy Do it choke them. I just don't I don't I don't like those types of apology. Yeah, he's being The apologies I mean pass fucking family. Yeah, I was seven years old I never got up and they fucked up my magic So yeah, and that's why I'm on stage you this day. You would have been a magician You would have fucking been a magician in Vegas next to Lance Burton and Chris Angel with your own fucking show You would have long hair and you would have been the first Jewish fucking magician The first Jewish magician I believe was Houdini

But I would have been a Houdini I would have been able to do anything I wanted because I would have had people on my side and when I got on the comedy stage I wouldn't have to say Gary remember these aren't your parents. This isn't your brothers. They're gonna be on your side. The girl on the cell phone. She's just that's what that's what people do now. She's just a woman on a cell phone That's not your brother send here to fuck with you for the million time, right? But I'm sorry you were offended. i'm sorry if that hurt you gary why don't you just be sorry yeah want you to be out

uh... area's not your fault but it's not his fault and i was not yet intentions were in the right place i feel that my intentions were in the right place that's still how i feel right so why would i apologize right why would you apologize i do feel bad that you felt that way but i thought i was being considerate i was like hey bobby might want to hang out with these people

Maybe he's not got it nothing to do. I didn't think you before rich and Bonnie weren't on the show You don't typically go to the creek. You don't typically go to Queens You shouldn't even be able to use the word sorry in that type of apology You should have to say I'm indifferent to your plight, but I recognize that you feel badly. I'm not indifferent. That's how it should sound. I'm not indifferent. Yes, so whatever you didn't feel badly, but my intentions were in fact good. I thought I was being considerate.

First of all, that I thought you'd appreciate, I honestly thought you'd appreciate the invite. I am surprised that you had any sort of you were upset. Robert. I really am. Robert, the volcano, Kelly. I just want to. You want, I still feel that I was considerate right and doing a nice thing so why would I apologize for what I

still feel was a nice gesture Bobby felt left out I understand that and I feel bad I'm not sorry but I use that word I Have certain people that are on the top of my list That I that are always there You're questioning his list his list My You Good when you have lists when you're like boom who's on the show? This bomb bang boom You have lists, well you're like boom. Who's on the show? This, boom bang, boom.

Boom. Right? If somebody says, who do you want to work with on a show of a headliner level, it's always Bob Kelly. Boom, right here, Joe List. Who do I want to over for me? Joe List, right? I want Joe, yeah, comics.

I want Joe, you really can't work out. Joe, okay. I want you at the can't work out Joe. Okay, I Want you at the willber at what okay? I want you to know what the puncture's happened. No, it's caused a dramatic pause and a stammer. Oh good acting. Thank you Yeah, it's Bob Newhart was good at it So Kelly was not yes This is the funny Joe. We've been looking for a 45 minute.

But he's doing it through a sheet of spite. That's the problem. That's what's really bugging every... He's delivering all his jokes with his teeth clonches. This is what's bugging everybody. It's just me and Gary is that I'm literally... There's not one ounce of me that gives a fuck really. But I didn't want to feel like we're going have to apologize to Joe with the restaurant after this.

Yeah, we're gonna, hey, dude, I was just kidding. Yeah, cuz fucking set up set. Sensitive mouth was, at least you were invited. Can I just say something real quick? I do not almost fit in the other room. Yeah, I almost don't fit. There is just like, anybody bigger than me is not gonna be able to do our podcast.

Lewis, you better stop eating. I'm not kidding. There's lockers in the hallway and there's no bathroom. Oh, no bathroom. So if you want to use the bathroom, you're going to have to come back over here. Wow, why did he present it like he was doing you a favor? Well, he is still doing me a huge favor, dude. This is giving me an apartment.

That's amazing. You know, I literally have to rent, you know how much it would cost me to rent a studio space in New York City each month? Yeah. 300 bucks a month, please. Yeah, like four. Yeah, I'd have to fucking pay your rent in studio money.

Louis. My rent is way more than that. I live in Grammacy. Yeah, it's not Grammacy. You live in, I live in 21st century. Yeah, in 1st and 2nd century. It's Grammacy. It's Grammacy. live in Grammar Sea. Yeah, it's not Grammar Sea. You live in about 21st century in first and second. It's Grammar Sea. It's Grammar Sea. No, it's not Grammar Sea. It's not Grammar Sea. I don't know what it is,

but I like just making him angry. It's Grammar Sea. Oh, it's not Marry Sea. I live in Grammar Sea. It's Grammar Sea. Marry Hills above 23rd. Listen, I almost can't fit in that room. Honestly got it those lockers in the hallway and I was like you're moving these right and he goes I don't know. If he doesn't move those lockers, people aren't going to be able to get into this place. They'll move the lockers. I hope. Did you know Lewis was name checked on Conan recently? The same night we talked about how

your career was going nowhere. Yeah, it isn't. That's because someone else said his name. My biggest credit for TV show. What did he say? Nate did the joke. He did the joke about me being a lunatic, which by the way. Dan was there.

I'm the one that took the bite out of the hamburger. I mean, Dan has completely left out of this story. He can have said both of those things. Nate completely wrote me out of this. You know why? Because he didn't want people to applaud during his, when he said, Dan, Dan said, Woo! He's back!

I got to go through the curtain. Hey! Who wants to hear a Russian voice? It's because the knife punched up the story. It's like me saying Dane's name in the one of my jokes. Dane, go. You hear a little girl.

There's breath being sung. Is he here? That's the worst when they used to, when they bring me up, Louis CK, a Dane Cook's Tourgasm and they wouldn't say was on they would just say you guys let him in he was on Tourgasm and people and then and then they'd look and they'd be like You Louis he was on he has a show on it. It was Louis CK's Brother

Yeah brother Yeah Wait Dude podcast it's his show Very dead both of them First of all yeah, there's two conversations going on because some people don't use their headphones and I had a really Lewis What are you talking about? I don't know, Dan just pointed at you. So I just accused you. That's the way I roll.

Yeah, no, no, no, my parents are way dead. Yeah, why are you so sensitive today, Joe? Me? Yeah. Maybe not headed. Gary, Gary, why is he so sensitive? I have no idea that didn't make any sense. Well, I was the most jovial and easy.

Why? Did it's dedicated. Why? You made it that long. You made it that long by being so sensitive. Too much time, say it one more time. You made it that long. You made it that long by being so much fun. Say it one more time. You made it that long.

Right it down. You made it that long. Give me a beer. What? Oh my God. That's it. That's it, isn't it? You're fucking sensitive because you haven't had alcohol.

You haven't felt. You haven't felt. And when you, now you haven't felt, and then you felt it had hurt, and you, and that's what you turn into. You know what I think? You yourself think of when I'm using my finger. One finger in this room at a time, Josephine.

I, I don't know what I think happened. I'd love to tell you what I think happened. But I thought I was yes-ending. Oh, I thought. Why did you do that? Kelly's a little upset with the programming. Let's go, go whatever with you. I thought I was yes-anding. Oh. I thought- Why'd you do that? Kelly's a little upset with the programming. Let's go, go, whatever.

I want to hash this shit out right now. Oh, scary, I'm having a hash this out. I was like, I'm having a hair. Gary, you missed it. A couple episodes ago. I believe there was episode- I was gonna tell you what happened. You went, oh.

213. Okay. Kelly and I got you a tiff. One conversation. Tiff. tiff. Tiff, I put a T at the end, because I'm uneducated. I went to University of Arizona, it's not that great of a school.

Kelly and I got in a little bit of an argument. Didn't say to block the left. Why are you smacking your mouth? You know what, Joe? Handicap match. Me and you, taking on this sloppy titted Aussie, we're putting on a boat back to criminal island. I'm the being that a little pal.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. We're putting on a boat back to criminal island So anyways, I want to see Joe and Kelly hatch this out two episodes ago what happened Kelly and I got a little Yeah, Kelly called Dan out of being a sociopath. Oh, no, I wasn't a sociopath. Sorry I saw you used that word that being a shitty friend But we're not friends But we're not friends. So. I was really, what's expected? We're actually being an awesome enemy. Yeah.

I was actually being a pretty awesome guy that's usually indifferent to something. Lucky to get a look in Gary. Yeah. But I want to see Joe and Kelly hashes out now, because I'm usually in the hot seat. But they said nothing to do with me. Kelly. I was riding and then I breathed. I was, you did it.

No, you did it. Notably. I don't even know what you said. I wasn't even listening to you. I was riding. I didn't even know what you said. I wasn't even listening to you. I was writing. I didn't even know what you said. So what was the, that me, Dan, and Lewis all of a sudden? Really?

Lewis, do you hear that? What did you say? Maybe we'll read you my memory. She was gassing. I said, here's what I think happened, and you went, oh. I didn't even think I'd bring you about the irony of us. I actually didn't even have that high fever, and I can't breathe out of my nose. So I'm breathing out of my mouth.

Look. Is that what you said? You're from that bad pedaling. Oh! So I'm breathing out of my mouth a lot. Is that what does your fat pedaling? Finding out of the red corner Whitman Massachusetts standing at six foot one wing 175 he's like a buck 45 so good. What I well sorry three tone let's go three tone Lewis go man really

really really really really really hungry Lewis J the hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hungry hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man really hippo go man hippo go man really hippo go man hippo go man really hippo go man accidentally heard it money from

uh... what if it's a but joe go ahead oh i have nothing but she's and that's all that's the whole thing i didn't realize i said that i would back it up but then why do you want to have something out between joe and and kelly

is there something going on because he is doing what i just did i was trying to get the fight and i said that i said this is a big thing in this podcast and bobby does it to kelly does it so does it is trying to pick it again i don't know if it's good radio it's the same in happen last week and all this is not very asking this is not radio i had a one of the fuck with wearing headphones i had a very popular rant last week this is happening a few times with two people

to fighting and then bobby goes like this hey Joe, what the fuck are you being all quiet over there and tries to get me involved in other people's disputes? They're just doing it. Kelly's doesn't. No. No. First of all, Dan, Joe, not Dan. I mean, Dan is a Dan is a very corporate motherfucker. Thank you, Robert. What happens with Joe? He's a fence. What happens with Joe? Joe doesn't like confrontation. When it happens. When something gets serious on this show, Joe will fucking round his shoulders, hold a knee,

and keep his mouth shut. Hold a knee. Well, that's not that hard. Is that not the proper way to hit it? Bobby, that's not a joke. I'm gonna apologize for all three of them right now. Listen, well here's a thing. I'm sorry, Joe. I think that if for all three of them right now. Listen, well here's a thing. I'm sorry Joe.

I think that if you're on a show that you would have, and I haven't heard from them in 40 minutes, and I invited them on the show, I want you to have an opinion. I would like you to fucking jump in or say something, or like he said, if he doesn't have it a fucking opinion, it gives a fuck, say that. But I'm not asking him to do anything.

I'm saying, what the fuck do you? What are you doing? Just sitting here and then he told me and that was it So there's it's not pitting you against anybody. It's like what the fuck are you not talking for on a show? That's talking Okay, that's what I didn't I didn't value here to hold your knee and fucking look at your own lip What he looks down at his lip Really have lips we can either He's like a person there's no lips so when I when and then when I confronted you on that You fucking went off on your fucking, your famous rant as you proclaimed yourself.

I have a very popular rant I've done. I want to, I want to know, I'm the talkies. I do the rants. Well, Joe, what have you done? You can show me. Well, I've got a nice rant. I'm here for a couple episodes ago. I'm a little something like this. Joe's got the fucking energy of a scientist that's mad. He's around dumb people trying to talk about the scientists, but he's like, didn't know what paleontologists actually do. Thank you Louis. I'm excited. Gary hasn't said anything in six minutes. How the fuck are you doing, Gary?

Come on, Samurai. He's doing a question of jealous. What's your problem, gollman. Speak up. I'm just listening. I'm just listening. Oh, I'm enjoying myself. Listen.

Can we get Joe List more Twitter followers than Kelly, please? Because that's what I'm saying. He does. He list more Twitter followers than Kelly please? Because that's what he does. He has more Twitter falls in Kelly doesn't they verify you yet Bob? I've been verified from day one. How do you do? How do you do it? Oh, not they want I've been I actually went to the I was in San Fran at the punchline that doesn't book me anymore for some fucking unknown reason I'm speaking which I'll be at the Sacramento because you don't wear a blazer asshole. Is it really? Yes, they want you to wear blazers at San Frans. I'm exaggerating. I Listen, um, no, I'm kidding. She's a you need to you need to break all your jokes down to just do a one line All one lineers really yeah

Anyways Kelly jokes are I Um, that was a fun bit until he's found out that Lewis doesn't know what jokes are I am that was a fun bit until he found out that Lewis isn't a joke sir Really got paused up because I was I was Was I saying verified verified I was in San Francisco and this guy tweeted me he goes big fan Oh, and a fan work at Twitter. This is one Twitter first came out when I first told like Oh, and a fan work at Twitter. This is when Twitter first came out when I first told like Norton and them about the fuck am I using that shit? What am I gonna fucking now they're all you know jerking off on how many followers they have and I said you discovered it It was your part of it, but I'm always the first one to sign up for the dumb Social media you're an earlier doctor, right? You're amazing. Can I tell you one of my favorite Twitter?

Can you let them find the fucking story Jesus Christ everything goes off the because I'm interrogating you're right I'm sorry continue picture yourself on a on a treadmill and these motherfuckers are switching the stories just when I'm getting into the verified things to finish the verified thing and then we'll pick on you Bobby a trend like no to mavenous machine I fucking love it I you know what if I you like that you know you would have said you would have fun you want to really you want to finish go ahead finish let me know when I can speak I'm not your list I'm sorry you're right I the guy tweeted me it was a big

I want a fan I work at Twitter would you like to come by and 20 minutes I was with Don I go Don I'm going to the Twitter offices she you like to come by? And 20 minutes, I was with Don. I go, Don, I'm going to the Twitter offices. She was like, go ahead, kid. She's just a naked Asian woman sitting there with a heart on. I'm gonna go over to fucking, Lauren Taylor and get a jacket maybe. And so you went over there.

I went over there. I found it on my iPhone. I walked over and it was a weird part of town. It's just a regular old fucking dumb building. Grammar's in. And I walked in and I tweeted him. I go, I'm here. And he was like, oh shit.

I didn't know you're gonna take me up on it. Wow. Well, he had that attitude. Like I showed up. And he came down, he got me this dude. He was kind of was weird and uncomfortable. I wasn't. I chose not to be uncomfortable. Because he was kind of weird and uncomfortable. I wasn't. I chose not to be uncomfortable

because he was uncomfortable that I actually, and he took me in Twitter and we went in and this is big cafeteria, free food for everybody. And they just sit there and whatever the fuck they have all cut sushi, all kinds of different foods. People, it's like a Google type of thing and Like a campus. They probably call it a campus. Something and you're allowed to have a pinball machine in your office and air hockey. Don't need to do 20 minutes to work a day. The rest is just games or something funny. I'll tell you what, there's no corner offices.

Everybody has a cube, even the big motherfarkers. The founder of Twitter walked over to the table. Biz and he said, hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I said, hi. And when he left, he goes, that's one of the founders. I'm like, dude, you need to fucking let me know that that's, you know, but in all fairness, the guy was shaped like an at symbol. No, you can get Gary that. I don't. I give him the courage of, yeah, I don't be fucking nice to Gary. I was it. Just to just to seal it, did they show you

the room where they keep all the check marks? By the way, I was gonna say that it was just a little tiny bird and I was like, you know, I'm not gonna say that joke because it's her. And I was gonna say it was wrong Twitter. You were all gonna say it's wrong Twitter. This is wrong. Well, you're gonna say Joe nothing. Anyways, anyway gang. I was gonna wait till I had a joke and then say a joke I don't like serious list It's like his concept album. Yeah, he's putting out a different vibe Like I was

What the old Joe back where he's jamming. I don't want this What do you mean it got a big laugh? Let's talk. I asked anyways, so this guy takes me in I tell you Was that one? Was that not the thing? Oh, jeez. He said sensitive. Okay. That's what I was He brought it. You know what I did I should have known if he brought a chip on his shoulder Yeah, I wish it was a potato chip What do you mean? We're back to having fun. Cause he's a compulsive eater. Bobby said Bobby's taking the power away from us that we can't

call him. I am. Like Eminem at the end of eight months. Where you go? You fat lose. Yeah, everybody can go. You fat. Yeah, even you if you're an Amerer, you're an awful bouncer. But I think you look really good. We're in 45 minutes. Yeah, you should have worked out for four days. Listen, fatty. We at Fat Gomez.

So we bring to me up, I meet the founder of Twitter, two of them. And then he takes me through the back room. Everybody has a cube it's all open concept nobody's better than anybody else even the heads are in cubes they're just out on the fucking floor this have a bigger cube and he introduced me to everybody and then I before I left I said could you please verify me and he went Balsey he goes I don't know dude that's you know that's really hard to do I go look I'm right here right now. This is me and he goes let me talk to the guy

There's like there was a guy and the end of the week I had the fucking check mark next to my name I don't know if we can verify you standing right there that makes me question what the concept of being verified is Yeah, it's driver's list. It is. It is. Club. It absolutely is. And I block anybody who fucking, dude, Anthony's not, or you're very fed with the fucking gone.

I blocked a guy today, you only have 57,000 followers and you got verified. Yeah, you have fucking eight. You shouldn't even talk to me. It shouldn't be a lot to talk to. In my defense, I was tweeting from an emotional dark spot. But yeah, so that's how I got verified. It was very lucky at the beginning of Twitter,

kind of right when it started taking off. It's a very hipster story. I knew about Twitter before I knew I was out. Well, Bobby is a technology hipster. I had say now before anybody. I don't even know what that is. Exactly. Say now is the best thing ever.

You can now. You actually, they gave you a phone number that you could give out. And if people called it, you were automatically on my list. And you could send out text messages, two people's phones, or voicemail messages, two people's phones or voicemail messages to people's phones by state

by miles from where you are the same I don't even understand what this is so so so so it sounds groundbreaking I love it I want to hear all about it this sounds like something I could use it's gone it's folded it was the best so so unbelievable social media so it sounds like the beta max of social media. It was actually better than everything and it failed. Yeah, it was. It really was.

I mean, you could- Like the rest of the development. Yeah, I could say, the TV show, not the Netflix. I could actually say, I could say, I'm gonna be answering my phone from the next 10 minutes. So call me, tweet that out, Facebook it out, and put it out through say now. Well, actually just use say now for everything.

It would do everything. And then phone calls would come in, go into a query, query, and, um, align. And not a queue. One of those. And then you could answer the talk to, talk to them. Well, they can leave you messages. And you could, I would do that on the right home. It was a couple hours, three hours.

I would just take phone calls from fans and, hey, what's up, what's going on? Hey, we're live with Robert Kelly. And it recorded them. So you could actually play them back later. And on your website of my space or whatever. It was some of the greatest, it was probably the greatest social media for comics

or when you're trying to promote the best thing I've ever, ever seen. Because a tweet, a text somebody's phone is a hundred percent read. E-mails, tweets, Facebooks, there's percentages. What time of day? That's what I was thinking. Yeah, it's a hundred percent read.

A hundred percent. Everybody's gonna look at their phone. Robert Kelly is that blah, blah, blah. And you could do it to the town You don't have to do everybody all over the country. You just do Tampa. This is dramatic, dude Algorithm did Why did you get it right? Because he's been sitting in the cut all episode just wait I used to work for a social media marketing company

I actually know how I remember that the algorithms work. Yeah, you do. I wish you know how to fucking diets work I don't want to watch I don't know I remember I bought it out. I There you go. Yeah, I don't know everybody never really thought that everybody had it everybody had it and Do you have to go and block out all this talent in the room? I don't know how I lost it so quickly Joe's holding the other nay be careful Maymore than I do everybody hate you Kelly. Yeah, no, that's not true. Nobody hate you. Mm-hmm. Joe, do you hate Kelly? No, do you love Kelly? No, this is part of me that loves her. Yes. This party that doesn't like her

Well, you just switched to like we went from love to like do you not love Kelly? You love her fully What do you mean fully you would cry if she died? Yes I can't promise that I would cry I have an emotional reaction is going to be but I would be very sad Would you cry? I don't think you love so if you would you only love somebody if you would cry if they died I don't think that's necessarily true. I don't know. I think you're gonna show emotion Similar to a public fiction when she says you can go ahead and say what are you gonna say and my natural reaction might be to be offended

I can't make a right. I may not I may not cry. I can't handle. I can't Control that somebody and they're done forever. Do you have a joke and ask you that's your real answer? Do you have a funny one? I guess not What's wrong with you today lecture tour Joe? I'm being as real as I possibly can I don't have You know I don't know you have to be a question. I don't have a funny answer. Yeah real-ass dude real-ass dude. Who is Joe? I'm trying to be a real-ass dude You don't try you just do it Be real-ass dude. All right. I don't have a funny answer for that

I love Kelly and I would be sad if she died. I can't say whether or not I would cry I love you too, Jay. I did that room this weekend. We should get it. First of all, Nate, Nate Bergazzi guest spot. Ooh. Right now. Are you guys ready for this?

Next to me in town next week. Yeah, we'll get them on the show Monday. Tuesday. Tuesday? Oh, Tuesday. We're doing it Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday. All right, here we go. Nate Berg, guest spot on the YKWD. I don't like black people. That's not Nate. Hang on.

And now a guest spot on the YKWD podcast by Nate Pagazzi. for Gatsy. What's up everybody. Went to the doctor today, our daughter turned 90 months old, so they do a check-up on her, make sure everything is good, everything is good, and you know, they have to give her a shot. So you know, when they give you know, your daughter's shot, it's always in her right, because you know, they're just, they don't know what they're about to get. You just know what's going to hurt them. So, you hate it. So, they go to give her

the shot and I'm ready to sit there and like, right when she gets shot, she'll start crying. We're, we're consoling her, let her know that everything's okay. Well, that did not happen. She did not cry. She barely even acknowledged that a needle went in her. She was just fine with it. Just like, yeah, this is like whatever. And I was like, I'm not good at believe it, you know? Like I was like, I was very proud because you know, it's like, she's gonna be a brave little girl.

A brave girl that's fine with getting shots. And then as I the day went on I thought about it and I go is she gonna be a brave little girl or is I don't know is she a chance she's gonna be a psycho. I guess there's that possibility when you have a kid you want them to be healthy and then you want them to not become serial killers I don't know the path we're going down. I know she's healthy We're going good down that path, but the serial killer path I'd imagine it could start with being a nine-month-old and not crying when you get shots That could be

where it starts. What is the... I don't know when she's one, she might do the shot herself. I don't know. I don't know what she's gonna do. Just do the shot and pull her pants up and then walk out and smoke a cigarette. Who knows what's going on? But you know, I hope everything's will be fine. We will do our best to not lead or down that path. And if you are listening to this in 20 years from now and we've gone missing, then I just want you to know that I called it 20 years ago. So there's that. Thanks everybody for listening. Follow at Nate Bargazzi. You guys are doing beautifully's that. Thanks everybody for listening. Follow at Nate Bargetsi.

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33% off and free shipping. My love, fuck off. Dan, how much is headphones? Is it $33? love, fucker. Dan, how much is headphones? That's $73? No, $30. That's awesome. That was really fine. They're on $70.

That's why I don't sell anything. Please. Joe, how many percentage? 33. 33, do you like headphones? I like headphones, yeah. He's wearing some right now. Do you listen to music?

I tweeted about headphones today. Well, kind. It was, I said, I could do it. Tweak.io. listen to music? I tweeted about headphones today. Well kind. It was I say Tweakedoddo.com, Joe. That's where you went. I tweeted about people that listen to me I said if you don't have headphones you don't get to listen to music in public because some people You may be never met a Puerto Rican or a black people normally of the African American or Puerto Rican persuasion They listen to music. Just out loud in the train. Favorite. Tweet.io Tweet.

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It's a great deal. Buy your friends one, just go and buy some, and then if you don't use them, ship them to us. I got a big package from a fan for all of us. Yeah, you do. Yeah, same thing. We know, I think they've shipped it. We got a big package.

There's something in there for, was there something for Joe right oh Dan Dan the severed head Did you bring me the head of my enemy? Kelly was it something for Kelly? Oh chocolates because she's fat Kelly Did you bring him I got to get Kyle a fan of ours Some some stuff from the podcast why Why does Tom Papa need your number? I don't know.

Okay. We got a bunch of stuff. I think there was something in there for Joe. I'm pretty sure there was something in there for you too. I don't know if, I mean, oh, what, yeah, what? Lecture circuit, Joe is really starting to annoy me now. Oh, sulking, silent score. He's an author, and he's not interested in the interview here

Imagine how my foster dad Ken Lazz when he used to get mad at me. He would just walk loud Wouldn't talk to me, but you're here That's really sad god bobby this people under here, and then you don't be stropping on the ground bobby And then you go people under here bobby, and then you go what's wrong nothing? Oh wait no here it is I thought it was a thumbtack at first but it's a pacifier for Joe Go man, that's a small mouth joke You know what you just say why did you just say I said small? I said I said Triggle can you apologize to your two black fans?

I did first of all me Sacramento who I'll be seeing and September I love that I love the Anthony We have a bunch of leave from Brockton. I got a fucking hang on we Don't hang on while you were talking Amazon Amazon dot com go to our website on Rydercast that you know what dude page click on the Amazon link or the game fly link Support us that way if you buy anything off of Amazon Please use our link and not amorphist thing and What come on bro, well you I need money to have a good where you at right now And what? Come on, bro.

Well, I need money too. I have an idea. Where are you at right now? Where are you at right now? And you have the Graves and everybody donating. Thank you so much for your donations. Get Kyle some stuff. There you go.

Are you a Gator fight shirt left? Well, actually, I just did, where I want to transition out of the... Kyle, I'm sorry if you're listening. I will get you some stuff. I'm a stoner. It's never gonna happen. Yeah, I got to address them. We will. We'll get up some stuff. I'll get you some stuff. I'm a stoner. Never gonna happen. Yeah, I got address

We will we'll get up some stuff. I'll give you some stuff today. We got a poster. We're getting how's that cool? Here I'm just I got to mail it out. Do we give him Kyle? He's a fan of ours in Seattle that came out to a show And he's like been a huge fan of the podcast. He's like well, you send me a gator fight shirt. It's over a year ago I'm like do we have a house mama? Did I give that shit away? I bet rich and a kick Kyle's ass Wow, you want to bring your fan against my fan. Yeah, that what you want to do Joe sit there with you know energy He's our fan. I got I got Lewis breathing over here because he got fat too quick We the energy thing by the way, we're all sitting. It's a punk It's a job. You're sitting on the energy Joe. Yes, Joe because you You know your reaction early on set a tone so now everything you say is taken as being serious as they call

That's in fighting they'd call that setting the pace And you know when you work it out later with soda on the fucking on the train I Paint I played that club Scottsdale stand-up Scottsdale stand up Scottsdale. Yeah, right. I don't know if you've seen it, you can go online and you can watch it on SpikeTV.com.

Bar Rescue did an episode at this club. I didn't know what I was getting into. Until Marcus picked me up at the airport. Great guy, good kid, Three tours and I racked. Markis Dean. Markis Dean. Yeah. Yeah. I want to talk about that. He did three tours and I rack one in Afghanistan. He got blown up twice. He's a lunatic. Well, I'm not going to say that about him because he has a lot of guns.

He's a shell, shell. He's been blown up a couple times. I won't say that about more because he's a sweet guy. He used to live in New York. He used to live in New York and he told me that Dan used to steal his drinks. Now I did it once. Yeah. He's well, here's a deal. Here's a deal. Dan Cook used to have a joke that I used to really like because it really rang true with me. He said, I am always nice to the crazy person. I'm the guy that will come in and throw, give him snickers, that's candy.

And then he comes, because the day he comes in and goes, trr, trr, trr, and he kicks your door up and he goes, thanks for the candy. Yeah, that was great. I gave Marcus candy. And he knows you as one of the people that didn't, Dan. Well, actually, the one who stole his drink. Okay, so when he, when he,

when he, when he, when he, when he, like, at a joking thing, yeah, apparently I'm an Anti-American fucking asshole. You know, the anti-American, first of all, don't take the Joe. Listen. No, you know what I'm doing? Joe set the tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, can I retort? Yeah, can I defend myself? Can I retort? Look at Joe's face. He does not even laugh. I'm not even. He does not even laugh. There will be no vines of this sort. I hate I hate everything that's happening now I see what he's doing. I don't like God what a con now

You being such a con you came in here with a hair across your ass I didn't like came in being excited and came under attack I didn't like came in being excited and came under attack and It was a fun it was a fun that was Joe a while you think do you know me? Do you know me? I think I thought I did do you think if I had a problem with you for realsies? If you got a problem, yo, I'll solve it check out the hook why my DJ revolves it bandana Dawn if you fucking laugh without everybody else, you shut your mouth on the show. You shut my baby up to you. Understand me? If I hear that kid fucking make it, I'm, listen, Dan. He, what's up? I got it in my hand. I'm holding on to it. That's when you really Bob devil you have to hold it

He he really nice kid club cool club, but you know the the guy Howard Hughes. Yes, that's his name But he's definitely He's definitely I don't know how does I would say he's like the J Davis of club owners. Of Arizona. But it's also a comedian. The thing where we're comedy club owner is also a comedian is a very hard line. Very complicated line to walk. And here's the thing too,

is here's this guy who's promoting shows, doing shows, some millionaire walked up, it says, I like what you do. Here's money, I want you to open up a club. And he did, and he did it his way. He, it's his club. It was his money to spend on him. So how can you tell him how to do it?

Right. That's what, I mean, because you have 20 years in the business and you've seen how it's done right. but it's not my it wasn't given to me right he didn't call me up and go do it i got money hot please help me open up a club hits his club so he's in a way has a point at the end of the week and i did a podcast with him that's going to come out and uh... net on a Thursday uh... there's actually really interesting to hear this guy's story

he was uh... himself uh... a veteran of the first Iraq war. He was a Marine. He just recently had a stroke. Yeah, I know, I was there the weekend that he had this stroke by the way. By the way, he had this stroke. Let somebody say something funny about your comedy. Go.

He had the stroke, well, if Gary was there, nothing, no. I don't find that funny. Okay, go ahead. That's actually the brain. I didn't get it. No, it's fruit salad. He had the stroke while the Gary was there nothing no fun. Okay. Go ahead That's actually the brain. It's fruit salad Why is my chin running towards my feet 20 minutes on fruit No more cranberry Everything's burning everything's like. Why is he flipping out? They're just laughing. What? Is that for another drink?

She's, she texted that she likes Gary. Oh, he's choking her money. Oh, fun. Oh Say Joe it's not all about you. We fuck with Gary too Just through his animal whatever Well guy went to was that I rack on the first one for fucking eight hours? No, that was a joke. Nothing. That was a true past chart. It was not Paris Island.

Fine. C's you one fucking weekend. Why are you? You're here. Fruit. Yogurt. It might have been a build up of things, but not just Zach. Yeah, Joe is back. Joe is back.

Joe is back. It's not going to work. I'm so glad. Joe opened the podcast by hitting three threes in a row and then Joe could break it. And now he's back. Oh, really? You don't kiss him on the mouth.

You're not funny. Oh, motorbun. Give me a hug. What? Don't put your fingers in my hand. I love you. I love you too. You're not funny Motorbun Do it Gary Are you good? This is my last podcast for one He's pulling at the Rosa No, he's not

Oh, that hurt more than anything I know, I got the first impression Where you guys I don't know if the Rosa had a choice Oh, no kidding. So we did the show. Marcus, I went shooting with Marcus. We talked right before you went to the government.

I want to go to the government. Okay, sir. Call me, sir, a weekend, which I love. Okay, sir. What do we need, sir? I love it. You're a power-hungry monster. And this is what I say. Marcus, you you say sir. I look behind me for my father

Jerry mr. Gold is my father slam dunk and then I go mr. Soters dead Dead yeah, he never coming back. Yeah, yeah, well join the club. Oh, you want to do this? Yeah, yo Lewis hit me with it How many parents you got zero? Oh, how many siblings I got Zero had one how many fathers I got fucking eight mother fucker 17 I'd rather have spread out. I'd rather have one that's dead. That was real That eight that will mediocre and fake motherfucker Bobby got that shotgun blast Damn everywhere

Hey, I'm sorry that was let me get that bandana anyway. No, I liked it. Oh, thanks. I laughed Plus I don't want to tie it. I'm lazy Listen so the Marcus was a great guy and Howard actually did I talked him I told him at the end of the weekend. I got I don't know if I hate you or fucking really like you. You're just that guy. And we, we want to talk for a while. And it's, he has some interesting thoughts on how to run a show or what do you think the show should be. But it's, I was fucking, you know, you just want to show up and not stress out. You want to trust the club that they trust you. And they got you. You just want to be able to go up. You wanna trust the club that they trust you

and they got you. You just wanna be able to go up. You don't want people to scream out. You don't want people to have conversation. You wanna just do your act. You wanna try out like Marcus, sat the room. And because he listens to the show, honest to God, and he's like, I know how you like a room set.

Drunk people in the back, sober people or people who came to see you up front and that makes Such a fucking difference. We're at a very interesting point in our careers where there are some people who are just there to see a Comedy show and then there are people who are there to see us right and sometimes the people who are just there to see a Comedy show have no investment and they fuck it up and and it's and it's and it's tough because it's also a Reflection on on how you're gonna feel about yourself at the end of the thing. Well, you need to get more fans. Well, no, it's not that you need to get to the point where those people who just wanted to come to a comedy show can't get to the comedy show because it's sold out before you get to the fans.

Yeah, I mean, that's such a great point. I mean, that's where, and it's so expensive that just not every asshole is going to, you know, not you can't just go buy a ticket to Louis because you want to go to a show. Who's this guy a hundred dollars? Yeah, why not? TV yeah Yeah, I was asking that legitimately You know what though? There's something having my vocal chords Like you said, it was a great club. I had a good time. Four out of the five shows were great.

Yeah. Saturday, Friday and Saturday were great. Thursday, there was some drunk asshole, some girl, and I snapped too. I fucking went out into the crowd. What? Wow. She said something, and I just lost it.

I walked, it was always a woman. Let me guess. Yeah. You're Scottsdale, so she had bleach blonde hair. Nope. Small little fat Indian girl. Yeah. What kind of Indian? little fat Indian girl what kind of what kind of Indian that kind he's got and appreciate we find cows to be sacred in my country

with that that was picture for the man with a long hair has humiliates against the great warring you know marcus is is Indian yeah he's got to have everything American what Native American that's fucking n-word shit right there not calling him an engine oh someone's not doing a casino Christ um oh my god that was was racist. Not all of you don't

conceal. And the hotel you told me the hotel is guys I go in they have many blinds instead of fucking drapes. Oh, like, is what we're doing? Are we shit on races now? I think my hug worked. Look at Coca-Cola. You know, it's back worked It's his When his legs across and he makes a fool Come on, do I make fun of my fatty arms? Do it? I never make fun of your arms I've never made fun of anything physical about you

No, other than your hair Yeah, I'm a tits But I don't make fun of your tits I talk about how nice they look I've never made fun of you physically Anyways I've never made fun of you physically I've never made fun of you I've never made fun of you I've never made fun of you I've never make fun of you to talk about how nice they look. I've never made fun of you physically. Anyway, I always want lazy eyes. Lobsad and Deely Kale if a stucco.

Tell you his lazy tits. She got stroke titties. One strokes far. One titties are at the other one. Druped down. I ain't like that. Took him out my baby. Oh my god.

Everyone gather around and listen to about stroke tits for stew. Oh, he's so annoying. Are you kidding me? Am I? I don't know what. I forget this. My wife's here. So, yeah, the club itself is cool, but it was a,

it was a, you know, it's weird to go into these clubs and we're at right now. You're absolutely right where it's not all sold out because of you. And it's humbling. And I don't think it would be a bumble. Yeah, but the good thing about this club is it doesn't give tickets away. Yeah. They grew ponds, which is fine.

They paid something or that's full price ticket. He's not just giving a, you know, hey, just come down for free. He gives a certain amount of free tickets out, but not all of them. Like, you know, some clubs who fuck it. I don't give a shit. That's why I have to put that comp to sold at, because they'll just give away the whole room. I had people who were gonna come see me, 10 people, and be like, yeah, I had 10 people.

They just called me and said, I had a birthday, which I didn't, and they gave me free tickets. It's like, that's money you idiots, but because- That side, I'm not gonna- I'm not gonna- Who? Bobby Joule, he does that side split of shit where he gives away the thing and then he says we should be thankful because he's fell in the room

But oh look I look as long as you're gonna pay me what I agreed on I don't give a fuck because I'm coming in for this if I get that I'm fine bank robbery boom boom I'm in now. Yeah, actually it really really good to mark. It's just a good kid to it He's not a kid he's like 40 He's not like 40's like 35. Yeah, it's 35. He's your edge. I'm 31. Yeah, your face is 35 Yeah, I mean look man, who the fuck gets blown up twice? I Don't your career goes well enough. Oh take that man. Yeah First of all, Marcus wasn't actually blown up like you didn't Well, why are you testing his?

I know Marcus. I know I tell me what was he? What was he? He was fucking probably took on some fucking Shrap. No, he actually he didn't like have his fucking limbs blown up. He doesn't have burn marks all over his body. I'm sure there's a, so if you're not, if you have burn marks all over his body. Oh yeah, this one. Mm.

Mm. And warmth. What a great, what a great friend. I really blew it and Dan just stepped in there. Saved me. Yeah, that's what Dan did. I think it's being fucking concecious. Yeah, it's a little of me. Are you being

facetious? I'm not being facetious. I'm being facerious. Better than being Fistuka. We'll be back next week everybody. Don't forget follow Robert can wrap her Kelly live.com at Joe Liss comedy. That Gary Goldman at Lewis go man. There you go. That was like, at Gary Goldman, at Lewis Goldman. That was like when fucking George pulls out the title. That was like a historic moment. So, so.

It's a holy month. So, so very close to having this baby, guys. We're a month away, right, babe? You're really showing, right? Right. You know what? You know what? Joe is back. Joe is back. Joe is back. And Joe is back. What all he is?

I think we got an episode title. What is that? You're really showing Bobby. I like, I like, what was the list thing? List list. No, I thought it was going to be a can I retort? The bottom no list list no I thought it was gonna be can I retort the bottom of list list list vote now text I really am last minute Bob Kelly oh now go back I know I'm at that series I know I was just tying it up okay I'm Christ yeah your a job. No, I meant that seriously. I know, and I was just tying it up. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ.

You're a month away. We're having a month away, and I can't talk about yesterday, right? You're not gonna let me talk about yesterday? No, you can't. Okay. Thank you. Can I talk about the second thing that happened? I don't know if it's not actually Bobby's baby.

All right, listen, here's a deal. The, we had a doula come over. What the fuck's it? I'm gonna explain. A doula. Slow down, wrinkle head. Ab doula. It's a doula, not ab doula. Duff the rule. It's not Paul but you're the, Come over what the fuck's it. I'm gonna explain a do slow down wrinkle head abdula No, it's a doula not abdula. Duff the rule. Oh, but you're the it's not Paul

Give me a little bit of a roller dust. No, he calls me wrinkle for it. I said duff the room for head So so sweet looks like I've bladed myself several times Just a room lady comes over. She's, you know, very pretty attractive. Milado, I would say. Whoa. Pretty regular or pretty for a doula. She's pretty. I mean, she looks like a Cosby Kid. What? You know, that's just beautiful. Lisa Bonay. Tempest or Lisa Bonay? Lisa Bonnet. Lisa Bonnet. Oh really? Lisa Bonnet. You could just throw any Cosby kids. Yeah, two out of four.

I'd betcha'd. Yeah. Malcolm, Jermall, Warner. I'm talking. I'll take that dick, Danny. Oh, we're talking about the girl, the girl Cosby. Oh, whatever. Felicia.

Felicia. She's gorgeous. She shows up. She's just a different stock of person. And she shows up and was sitting there and she's going through all her doula shit and it's what's a doula? A doula comes and she helps with birthing the child. She can she just knows everything about baby, they specialize in like don't talk on the podcast, don't it's almost like life. It's almost like a bad way.

They can actually deliver the baby. If you want to do a home birth, we'll do it. But if you're doing it to the hospital, it won't do it. If you didn't just read, if you didn't just redo your floors and you want to do a home birth, they will assist you.

If you don't care about the resale value of your apartment in New York City. They need a better name than Dula because it sounds holistic and foreign. Yeah, it is. It doesn't sound like something I'm doing on my own. It sounds like they're going to come in with the maracas. Looks like you're very important or no? Very important.

You want to be to be best, you baby? I don't give you a big strong boy. I take... She changes the sex of the baby. I take... That's what she claims to do. Give you a big strong boy Climbs to do I honeys the power of the moon To start touch my bone in my nose I'm the Dread from Juice and Lacka. I'm like an eye. Oh my god.

Why is the eye really going to do with the witchery on you? I don't know why. I'm a shong gope. She's like cutting a live chicken open, and putting the bowl over the room. Is there something in a rainbow? I don't know. Yeah.

It's Mark's for death. You must leave, Poppy. You must leave. me yeah screw head Steven's a call reference. I know my devil's advocate. There's another movie where they have some Predator two the beginning Hmm tree blood. All right, so anyway She comes in she's unbelievable. She going through a spiel Still pitch power point

This well she has all she has all these is what a baby does she has a little bitch. Powerpoint. This is what a baby does. She has a little stuff baby inside of a fake womb with a Bilal court and she shows you how the baby comes out and what you have to do and listen to me. It's not this. And Louis, you can attest to this. You're just like, you know what I mean? So, you're leaving in a meme. I mean, enough of the voices. Let me justest to this. Louis is just like, you want me to name you in a meme? Yeah, I know, I know.

I mean, enough of the voices. Let me just get through this. Sorry, it's just no idea. This episode, seven voices. Joe and Rosa, you're listening? Seven different voices. I like the voices. That is not.

He's listening to someone that can help him out, podcast. He's listening to all the nervous. Yeah, but by the way, when he gets to LA, he starts listening to the Rogan and Desquad. So anyways, we, they, they, I mean, it's not like the water breaks, you go to the hospital, she gives birth. There's a lot of shit.

You, I mean, there's a, first of all, the first pregnancy. There are a lot of shit. She shits all over the world. Yeah, this, look at, I learned that, she might shit. No, they do, they shit. Well they should well they might now my wife might not i will well i know we didn't know until recently that women did shit she was you can get you an anima if you want at the hospital they give her an anima before yet to not do that we might do that

uh... that what we have a's like we're gonna do Bobby's gonna take an emotional To do a tool animus All right, there's eight voices eight count them eight We're going to 10 this episode But it derose a say you were the man of three voices. Yeah, so we so we Actually had a friend that had Dolly you went to his brother and said his and hers him and his girl would do

Sam Schwartz you know Sam Christian he uh, they did they did enemies together who was Sam Schwartz? How do I know maybe he didn't I just said that so anyways? I think Saul Jews know each other I don't think that now I do um... so any way and it's all just know each other uh... but i don't think that now i don't uh... they don't

if you want to explain i will but i don't think that but and you're done when you're done i will i can explain i was i mean i was just saying that he does know them but i was making a joke but if i don't i serious joe serious joe that's a great one I'll enjoy whatever choice you make comedically No, it does serious Joe better than seriously. He did it back. Great

So this lady is going through her charts and going through the bay and it's pretty amazing Crazy stuff like the stuff the vagina with the baby coming up. She did all this stuff So then she goes, okay, you're gonna have to help her through this labor, the labor. You don't want to go to the hospital too early. You'd rather be home going through the labor and the contractions and go to the hospital at the last possible minute. Yeah, but there's only a few hours. So when you go in, you're five hours, three hours, gives birth, you're done, she's relaxing the babies out, everything's good. You don't wanna go there and spend 24 hours

in a hospital, you're fucked. Also just Bob be prepared, the first baby usually comes late, this is what I want Beatrice, they do induce her. Right, if you get induced, it is a whole fucking shit show because you were in the hospital forever. Right, okay forever. So just be prepared. Well, we learned how to, apparently if you have sex

with your wife, doesn't do shit. Okay, no, if I have sex with your wife, it would have worked. Ah, you're, hey, finally you've run orgasms. Mother of his child. Yeah, little respect. Yeah? I held his baby in my arm. Did you?

The other day? I'm so sorry, your dad's a psycho. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then you did a- It looked at psycho. And then you did it. And then you did a voice cause it sounded crying. His baby, this was hilarious. He was on the phone with you. I'm holding his son James and all of a sudden crying, of course when you're on the phone and then I can just tell you're shitting on me on the phone. And the second Lewis goes, would you do the baby? Baby just starts smiling and looking at me. What'd you do to that baby? He's like, yeah, you're a real fucking asshole.

Yeah, the baby only responds to anger and rage. And UFC fights, what you're on right now. What you're on was the big. And we're going Saturday. So I know I got VIP backstage. Really? Yeah, Dana gave us his seats, me and Jim. So we'll see you back.

Oh, you can't come backstage. Oh, you know what funny Back, we will that's crazy because we actually got backstage passes from the VP of marketing From what's his name? No from no Jim I know Jim burn Jim burn. No, this is Shonda. Oh, I know Shonda. Yeah, she's good Yes, her name's Shonda. Yeah, I know and I'm known I call her Shonda because I'm not going. I'm not going Yeah, I know I call it shonda because I'm not going. I'm not going. Okay You know what I think we probably have like regular We're not going you I've already been three times listen

Any who you know when you're done. Yeah, when you're done. Okay, tell you where I'm sitting can I report? I'm sorry So she shut up. Let me finish the doula. Okay. So she comes in, she's very good, she's going through a stuff, and then she's like, listen, you're gonna have to massage, you're gonna have to massage your wife, you're gonna have to help her with these pains. So when the contractions come, there's certain things you can do to help her through them. So she goes, don't much come over to the couch. And she takes my wife over the couch, she's wearing Pilates pants, by the way.

Yep, some yoga pants. Dude, Pilates. Look at me stupid. Don't look at my wife when I'm telling the story. Jesus. What? I was looking at me, Lewis. Do not. And then she gets behind my wife on all my wife's own force. Yes. Lewis what can troll yourself into the story Fucking girl friend and having a bigger dick than him. I'm key. I'm we're going. Can you can we play Yeah, you said it's on early on you said it tone early on you said a tone Thing You did why do you get serious? Why would you sure anyway? She's on all fours so she's off the girl gets behind you run all like her knees and my head is near my wife

Oh, and I'm shut up loose Will you stop? Why are you telling the story if you don't want me to shut up? So, hey, you would just kidnap up my act causing the guy's stroke. We'll talk about that after this show. So that she starts massaging my wife's butt, like pushing it together and then,

oh, shut up Lewis Lewis Seriously knock it off and then she moushes Don't fucking use your teeth either. I'm right here. I'm not saying anything. I'm trying to hold it in Yeah, my don't know You're really saved us the thing I'm watching a porn and then before the money shot you fucking cut it off I don't like the behind Sictorized

You are the strength of popolo Your baby will be a great warrior Dan we're running out of time you got two more to go man. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna drive Yes And out ten ten characters Dan did his first ten characters in the YKW day Listen, this has been a fucking crazy show No, I'm not finishing while you're in the room with my wife in the room and my child

I'm not finishing while you're in the room with my wife in the room in my child. I'm not a Filly's not your child. No, not her the other one. She was you would send her back Listen, so I'm not going for the volume up. I'm dropping you by dance so Hey, Joe. Yeah, not cool dude It's pretty good. No, I don't think it was pretty good Yeah, that's a fair opinion and I appreciate your opinion you're welcome Kelly stay the fuck out of our friendship When I was solving something So apologize if you're a friend. Do you know your life would be easier Kelly if you just blew everybody I mean

We talking about you take me to sucks Take me this Gary lily shot like he was he was not in town for that week It's called circus seal. That's the episode Oh My god, that's hilarious Because of the horns that's genius mr. Golden wow Sorry, so the duality wire she spreading her ass holes shut up dude Kelly. We were joking Kelly oh Kelly we love you Kelly. We would not we like you so much. We wouldn't want you to blow us Yeah, we want a tit fuck you with that lopsided tit because it would be uncomfortable afterwards And we've been through it enough that we know what we know

I think one tit was bigger than yada Is it? It is. All girls one tit's bigger than you. Yeah, but not that noticeable One-tits bigger than you. Yeah. Not that noticeable. Serious fact Joe, just keep on the woodwork. You're just an awful trove. The ass. Scientists Joe.

Yeah, Kelly, you have two big great bosoms. Just one is a lot bigger than you. And you have two big great arms. What are the low-pass brothers names? Mario and... Oh, brook and... Oh, fuck, fuck, Brooks and one of them.

It doesn't matter. We knew their names. We don't care. We probably that we blew it. No, I want to know what happens after the massaging ass story. Nothing. I want to know. I can't tell you that she won't let me tell you.

Don't come on. You know that you know that if you message the vagina as the baby's coming out, that's likely that it's not going to. Yeah, it's all going to be in my way. It's vagina as the baby's coming out, it's likely that it's not gonna Yeah, it's all gonna be my wife pussy while the baby's coming out. That's my point. That's the end of the story do it loud Not massage it. I ate the pussy What do you want your last vagina not to rip? Yes, you must kiss it That is yes, that is the way of life. How do I make it?

How do I make the baby come out quicker? You must first talk to the moon. That's why I'm here. Talk to the spirit. What do I do when the baby's coming out and if something like it gets stuck? You must scorned that kind of thing. Should I spit on it?

This is just getting gross and I she actually said to have sex if when when my wife goes to the labor to Will have mate let her have an orgasm. Oh God sounds like I an old wives tale. No, she said she said give you wife an orgasm It will help wives to ever It will it will help with the it will open up the veg canal It will it will help with the it will open up the Vag can now all with your Seaman will actually help it'll open the cervix. What are so often the cervix? It's often Sir orgasm does that do it? There we go Everything's clicking back everyone's friends. All right. Well guys. This has been a

Joe how do you feel? I'm dead you're supposed to bail me out of it. No, I'm told you that way. Fuck it. Joe, how do you feel? How do I feel? Yeah, that was a great episode. I feel like a winner

bites into Coke can. Team Wolf reference. Yeah. Kelly, how do you feel? I feel good. I feel like maybe I should, yeah, look out, see what's going on down. Lewis, how do you feel? You booked your gun?

Bet that on old guys? Yeah, I was just joking. Your boobs are great Kelly. What did I say first thing I saw you? It's called me the Kansas machine. I said you got some great cans. Oh, thanks Dan. And to be the other person that quote, team wolf, are we not pulling it?

That'd be a keg of beer. Yeah. Or are we not putting a keg of beer? Yeah, are we yeah, I'm waiting for you to finish whatever you're doing with Kelly. Oh, I didn't know I think Yeah, we're done. We're it's a wrap. We're gone. I'm going. How do you feel dad? I don't know how I felt like it was a great episode yet fun Yeah, got 10 characters in That's big day Bobby stop showing us your Amix Platinum. You fucking show off. I would the gold of the Platinum.

Hello. Anyways, Gary, how do you feel? I feel like I did better than last time when I was, when I was, you served by the other people on the show. How do you guys feel about that? Do you think Gary did better? I think Gary was great. Yeah.

I think Joe started hot. Got serious. Came back. Got serious again. But, you know, he's a big. I feel he cast a pall over the entire episode. That's what I came in to do. Joe, we stop.

He's kidding. He's joking. You know, we love you. I did not say I felt Unloved, but we would not cry if you died. Well, I would neither I would cry if you die. I would cry. I would cry. I tell you who I'm not gonna miss. Next week. next week ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha all them not the one with the girl the two girls in the car. What was that gesture? What was that gesture? What are you gesturing? What are you doing?

You're very dismissive. Hey, you put a ponytail in it and then you got dismissive. You gave me one of the gifts. Setsay. What happened, yeah? I felt like the girl was getting some compliments and Joe underminer. No, I'm trying to get it away because if they're fans of mine I don't have a vine account but all of the things are minor on there.

Are you saying you're the Ike Turner to Hurtina? I don't have a vine account, but all of the things are mine are on there. Are you saying you're the Ike Turner to her Tina? I don't beat her. Well, maybe you should start. I Did you threw you girlfriend under the bus for what 30 viewers? I didn't I didn't throw her into the bus I threw me under the bus No, no, no, no, I'm saying that the people take the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh... this week actually at the uh... house of comedy yeah great ma i love doing that room do you even though i've only done it like in the dead of winter when it's cold i've really enjoyed myself it's at a great but it's better than the other mall one right they have

i think it's better than the other mall just because the audiences are uh... more excited about comedy than americans really yeah i love can i love doing comedy in Canada. Yeah. I really do. They don't come fucked up. Are you doing Montreal this year? I am.

Me too. Two weeks. So I was doing the nasty show. Nates? And then I'm doing, yeah, I'm excited. I can't wait. I can't wait. We're going to have a great time, Bob.

We're going to have fun. We're going to do lunches and coffees and workouts and everything. Yeah. We'll go to Andy Kinley's state of the industry, which I love. I've never been so fun. Oh, it's so funny last year He ripped Louis a new one. Oh, daddy. It was rip buddy like didn't joke it was okay. Dan. What do you got just two of us are Sacramento punchline day ninth through 12 on his payroll

My half hour comedy special is this every next Monday this Monday Friday Comedy Central midnight my half hour comedy central. Uh, Friday, Comedy Central at midnight, my half hour Comedy Central. Is that when it airs? Yeah. At midnight? Yeah, they, I think they did it because they're not,

they're gonna do one commercial interruption and less edited. No, it's not because they don't have... Half hour, they're editing a half. Well, like, they're not bleeping out. They'll let more curse words go. Okay, you curse? Uncensored? Yeah.

Jesus, curse, I didn't know you were 30. What? Nice, it damn. Go ahead, Lewis. 30. Uh, you cursed uncensored. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I didn't know you with dirty. What? Nice. It damn go ahead, Lewis. I've gotten nothing. Yeah, you do stoop it. I'm with you, but you're gonna promote that. But wait, Dan Sotas, Comedy Central Presents. This is interesting. It's the millionth Comedy Central Presents that they've produced. Well, it's Paul. No, they're James and Ames, the half hour Gary, and it's the second season of the half hour. Okay, so your zayn is irrelevant. I'm just bitter because I never got one. Yeah, we even got an hour.

Yeah, now with them, two, one hour, seven. Oh, with them, though, they show the two of them, right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they won't, they won't. I tried to deal with them and they said, I'm not their demographic Still heirs on Friday What mine the demographic that I

My mom's My mom's was the hundred thousand. My mom's counting such a bad. You know what I'm just right on Joe's, Joe's second one that he's doing is right on the floor. That's why you're a million. The Rosa does have a second half hour coming. He does. He's doing number two.

Oh my god. They gave Joe another half hour. And to rebuttal. When you're done, does the alarm go off. Ding ding ding ding. And all kinds of get feddy come down Can I wait my axe my bread and butter can I return? You home oh can I return? Can I

Life I'm all over these shit And I. I'm so ill and I laughed I was trying to keep serious face and actually the millionth comedy like that's even possible Oh, we know I'll be at North by no I'm not for 40. Yeah. Yeah. Where are you going to be? North by Northeast June 12th.

What the fuck is that? No, doing comedy. Not just where you're getting blown. Wow. Hang on a second. Where is that? Jesus Christ. Oh, right.

Did you tell you a safe guy right? Yeah. Wow. Canada's answer to South by Southwest. It's in Toronto. I love Toronto. They call it T.Dot. I've never actually been to Toronto, it's in Toronto. I love Toronto. They call it T dot. I've never actually been to Toronto.

T dot, ooh dot. Here's the deal. Me, Kelly Fistuka, and Lewis J Gomez, real last dude. We're doing a, you know what, dude, weekend. You know what, dude? What, you can't, you're not around. Stop at, you're not fake sad. What is it, a cruise? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha L.A. a month later, so I'm just gonna quit. You have a baby dude, cut to his wife and kid packing up and moving out.

Girlfriend, I'm Puerto Rican, baby mama. Oh nice. What are you talking about there? I'm quitting the job, don't do it. All right, so this is Lewis's final job in the East Coast. Comics on the 27th, 28th, and 29th, me, Kelly Fistuka, and Louis J. Gomez, we're gonna be doing shows at Foxwood's Comics.

Okay, I'm headlining, of course. I'm picking up the slack. Bro. Not for you. Ah. Ah. Ah. So, anyways, we're gonna do that that and we're actually doing a late show.

Uh, what was the show? A nasty show on Saturday, which will be fun. Who's on that one? Is that the guy? Kelly's gonna stand there and flip around. I get it. Uh, yeah, it's not. Who's gonna be an awful, awful smells in her armpits?

Kelly's right mushed it. People just go, yeah, yeah. I thought it was gonna be dirty jokes. It's actually not. I see a show ever. It's aesthetically nice. That's my time. Hey, still bit. So that's nothing tight about you.

The 27th to 28th to 29th. We're gonna be as positive. Kelly, do you have anything else you want to promote? Oh, I got a brand. I got a website. I got a website Yeah, yeah, so Kelly's It's real You can find out where I'm gonna be Kelly for still go what just Kelly for stucco.com

com that's great and who got that for you? It was a guy Dan right now. It was Devon receipt Devon. He just tech. He just talked to me right dude He's yours too. Yeah, mine here. He's working on mine. He's a fan on the show right? No, it was Devon received Devon. He just teched. He just talked to me. He's right, dude. He did yours too. Yeah, mine. Yeah, he's working on mine. He's a fan on the show, right? He's working on dance because Dan doesn't do the background stuff that needs to be done. He's really because he also doesn't have time. He does the six jobs and show business. Yeah. But if you want to, it's really great website. If you want to use him.

Thank you, John. And Bobby. I like the Bobby. He's lazy from working 60 hour weeks on every television show ever. Yeah. He's on every demographic show Bobby can't get because it's 18 to 34. Hey, Joe, are you going to show your book and you want to throw me on now? I started. We came all the way back around. Oh, no, I don't typically book shows.

You're the other shows. You're the typically book you on shows. Oh, look. He don't typically book shows. You had the shows? You have the typically book you on shows. You guys, you got to be cool. He'll book me last minute. Did you do the show? No, I couldn't. I couldn't. I would have loved to have been on that show.

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It would have been amazing. I would have loved to. Maybe next time you invite me a little earlier. All right, I will. How's that? That's how we're gonna end. Yeah, that's the stress. You know, I love you.

You know, I really, I'm not mad at you. You know that, right? Great, I'm not mad at you either. I was never mad at any point. I was never mad either Joe I Think we should just talk is until it's really quiet. Yeah, that's how I think everyone's leaving You know some people I just you know get uncomfortable sometimes You know what I mean? I'm gonna say the end word as low as I can. Okay, go ahead one

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