Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Looper

Episode Date: April 7, 2014

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Was trying to keep it like a comic head It's just us sitting down and sometimes it's hilarious sometimes it's intense You know There's no topic no directions, but I love doing this. Why you cast a gun? Tried! Tried! Tried! Tried! Tried! Tried! Welcome back to SportsPak Radio! We're talking to Cherokee and it's Cherokee and we're tired.

We're talking to Genspover! We're talking to the NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Hey, everybody. That's just a surprise. This type of title is wrong. Bobby starts off with, uh, at least just the fuck. That's funny. That's like, that's like the music you put on. That's like, that's the music that people butt fuck to in trailers. Come on, baby. I won't give you my speech.

Who is it actually? It's, uh, who's the band? I don't know, Dist No, no, no, no, it's um, uh, fuck dude I ride you against the machine. No, I know I don't raise you get the machine. Are we live on the on the where a lot? Yeah, somebody that was a metallic wasn't a metallic. No, it's not I know exactly what is a newer band that I know the other song they did I never knew that was them though, but somebody tell us well We'll figure that out until we do welcome to you know what dude podcast podcast You know what dude today's a dude another dude without a dude episode Bobby Hollywood Bob we have literally trim the fat

You're still Singing that a thing We're always on the same team. Lewis J Gomez. Yeah. I'm back. Lewis J Gomez. Howard set of MMA radio. The abo slayer himself. You really are. You're the human equivalent of a pit bull and it's nice to sit next to you. Chris Scopo barely gonna say anything today. Hey how you guys doing? I'm trying to get the you stream on my phone so we can chat with his people.

He's working, he's working. His butt's filled with words. That's why it's so big. It's never talked. Kelly for Stuka. Hi. Hi, Danny. How good to see you. Good to see you. You look really nice today. Can we hold on?

Can we stop doing this? Stop it, Lou. No, don't come in every time. Every time we do a show of Kelly, we have to compliment her up top now. Yeah, you know why? Because she takes brutal verbal beatings for fucking two hours. So if you soften it and put a little sugar up top you can get away with a lot more. I thought you were genuinely giving her a compliment.

I know that you were softening her up for the two hour beatings that they're gonna give her. She is softened herself up. Have you look at her body? That's stone cold voice. You just heard not Lewis's shit voice, but the other one is from Youngstown's own Mike Vecchio. Yes, we're a steel town everybody. AKA wrong side of the tracks Vecchio. Vecchio really does have a fucking nice blue collar vibe to him. Thank you for having me on.

I'm super respectful. No one has to give me a compliment. You're like, who we stop doing this? We don't have to do anything. Every time I want to be nice to me. Let me be nice. I'm not saying I'm not saying you're a bad person I was only kidding about you being a fact because you do look good But I don't like how every time a show starts everyone has a compliment Let me say let me rephrase let me rephrase my compliment Kelly you look like a Cute fourth grade teacher that had a horrific pass.

I'm gonna find out shit where I'm like, oh yeah, of course she was on you porn. Yeah. Lots of men behind dumpsters. Yeah, like, it's best to go used to fucking be in playboy. Yeah, not playboy. Come on, I'm talking club international playboy. I have a different name now. Just fucking club. Yeah, just call me Mrs. Smith Go on you porn and Google red sock and you'll see miss Mastika But I had it we had it. We had a teacher like that miss Diaz We we all everyone heard that she was did a a spread for cover of a magazine, but no one could fucking figure it out But they she was so hot though

Was it before the internet because that's when I went to school. Yeah cover of a magazine, but no one could fucking figure it out. What? But she was so hot though. Was that before the internet? Because that's when I went to school. Yeah. They might be my end. Mike, back when you went to your county school house and you guys were learning, did you hear that they etched a drawing of Miss Diaz on the wall?

Canzo String. Mike used to have school days canceled because of Indian attacks. That was good. I was was gonna do a paddling thing with the Indian attacks, took it way back to Abe Lincoln. Yeah. In case you don't know, Mike, very in shape. Yep. Very funny.

Look good. I should have started with very funny. Right, Mike. It's my body's the first thing. Every time I see him, I can always look better. Thank you. I think you look really good. Yeah, you look lean.

It's very lean. Kelly always compliments people like that. I'll tell you this. Very, always a better. Thank you. I think you I'm trying to get up. Yeah, you look lame. That's very lame Kelly always compliments people like that Very always like that. I think that was real and I know what the words were true, but it wasn't real You gotta understand things about Kelly. She is good at marajas So you're like oh look she's nice and warm and fun, and I want and then it's just teeth and then you get stabbed Oh, so she's she's nice and warm and fun and I want, and then it's just teeth and then you get stabbed. So she's softening me up for that. I'm fucking full of, she's going to the body before she smashes me.

It's exactly what you're doing. Oh yeah, she's alien, she's not alien. She's roped open. She's roped open. So Bobby couldn't be here because he's on set filming. Joe List is flying back from Tampa, but Kavaz, he went out to see. books that to Joe List. Did he?

Yeah, he sent me a bunch of pictures. He sent me a picture of him and Joe List. He sent me a picture of him and Bobby, him and Oane, and then he wrote, where's LJGA? Where is he? A lot of people asking that. I was just in San Francisco. Yeah, a bunch of fans of the podcast came out and they're like, Wins Lewis, Jay Gomez coming out. I know, I gotta get on the road more.

I need an agent. Is something wanna be my agent out there? Those are the collective sound of everyone turning off the bar. What's up, we're going, no. No, no. No. No.

I've been on the road, Lewis, before he's a power hitter. Dead, buddy. I appreciate that, Mike. No, I actually just went to the big ball. We did best in university. It's every insect in me is to be a Puerto Rican. I grabbed a bat, I had a ball. He's good. I'm not very good on the stage But I'm great with a ball. I would I mean you're one of my favorite people to work with thanks buddy

Get them fucking there while you let me open for you dance, so I got Gary low-paste Vitor going Gary low you don't eat Gary Vitor to fucking get the crowd all bored and fucking I'll tell you this I think Vitor might be the best setup man in the game really he's a great setup man he just goes up there he's like he's like I'm gonna right be it all and then he says these incredibly well written jokes so he's like I'm well done bomb bomb and then it's like boom in your laugh you're like fuck he's got him Gary is the voice from the mom from Charlie Brown he's got him carry the voice from the mom from Charlie Brown I'm the girl I love Gary cuz he's gonna find a for the Caroline's match man is competition and Sarah Tullamash. Yeah, Joe I'm so fucking pleased. I'll only shit that field has really cleared up

No, she's great. She's an excellent joke right? I was she's one of my favorite jokes over Sarah. I don't know if she does anymore. She's excellent. She's an excellent joke ride. I was she's one of my favorite jokes ever Sarah I don't know if she does anymore. She talked about um guys are always like would you suck a dick for a million dollars But you never hear that is the start of a success story I got my first money for sucking Oh my god, she can she Kelly Fischer's place on this show? She's good. Yeah, dude, Sarah is a good dish. I like the joke with the going of the iTunes store and humming the song.

Yeah, he uses that. But she, I think Sarah, I hope Sarah and Gary in the finals, you know, congratulations to the other two people. Dude, they don't even fucking compete. They just start making out and finger banging each other on stage. Why would that even be a thing? I don't know. That's what I'm imagining. He just goes there. It's not fuck up Chris scope. I'll punch you. Hey

Second it is what Lewis has the mind of a pubescent boy That's why everything's fucking Boy or bully bully I was just a boy weird boy. I don't see a boy weird. Oh, die. I'm not. I'm not. Let me just say that I'm not. I'm not. Let me just say, be a better.

Die. Be a better. I was just listening here for a quick thing. I didn't really mail it. You know, I don't know. He's a boy because he floods in the water. I don't ever try to do a list again. That just hurt my soul.

You just shit. I have a funny joke. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do water. I don't ever try to do a list again That just hurt my soul. You just shit. I have a funny joke came out I don't want to think of her ever try to do a list of them again. We should be telling what we're gonna do We decided that we who's no I am on the record saying I do not approve what what do you want on the record the what the fuck the record Wow a goofy foreign accent XN sucks

Bobby he's about it and if he gets mad about it, I do know Why would fucking Bobby get that about it. No, because it's not Bobby does have a temper Bobby. No, I bet buddy Because it's not his you know, we they don't even know what we're talking about yet So we planned on doing the Lewis and I planned on doing the first half of the episode of this podcast sober Yeah coffee soda water Second half I mean I've been getting st stone dog morning, but anyway, go ahead. I'm sober.

The second half of this podcast, maybe, maybe a little high. Maybe. Yeah, we were gonna press pause, take a break, come back, we're gonna be in the fucking spirit world. That was the idea. Exactly. For the great soul, I'm gonna scroll in the air in order to find the jokes that float.

Scope, I was gonna do it. Now, when you guys were getting high You guys do me and Scope or we're gonna do some burpees You both look like you work in the same union I could be a dock worker very easily steam fit is 172. What about it? Like fucking volunteer firefighters Both of them though that are both crossfit coaches on the side that are just trying to get out of the fire department Both look like they could tell you where to get the best sandwich in Queens

Village go away in middle village right now What are you brought to that on yourself? You going for meat, so bread. What do you want? You want Italian? You want like it a little ham pursuit. I don't know, what do you want? Oh my God, did I just realize Skubo is going to grow

into Mike Vecchione eventually? Yeah. Holy shit, I just realized that. He's a baby Vecchione. That's a compliment. I hope he goes farther. Hopefully, hopefully. Hopefully. He's not living under a training queen. I mean, hey. Hey, hey. baby Vecchi on that's a compliment I hope he goes farther hopefully hopefully he's not living under a training queen I mean hey hey we're also on this

podcast living that same apartment in Queens you do it by choice yeah you didn't have to you can you do it you can be out of there yeah no I have to live there no I live all that all that like MTV What I'm telling do tell it Rob of God God I'm actually the most forgettable member of God Oh, I didn't really people always forget about you're on the show. It's so funny people honey. Wait you're on guy I'm like

Oh man, I heard a crazy secret that I can't tell I got't tell anyone. Oh no, it's not! You know, I'm gonna do it anyway. You doesn't care what the girl says Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted you to I think I know what it is to I think no listen. They're just there's there's Don't even a load I can't even a little do it. Yeah,, yeah, scope on us I thought the reaction was gonna be so much bigger and that was gonna be the best thing. I don't care Mike MTV is a network network that's on the Kids listen to it rock and roll music. Yeah, I got told not to take drugs. Yeah, so it's full of kids being pregnant and hashtags Yeah, well Lewis you compared one podcast to another podcast before we started this and we realized it

I don't want I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stir up shit I'm stirring up. I'm gonna give me the spoon. I'm starting shit Yeah, there's a big thanks up started up. I'm gonna get you one on one. Oh, I'm gonna do me the spoon. I'm stone shit. Yeah, there's a big thanks upstairs. I'm gonna get you one on one Wait, what are you gonna do get you one on one? Don't we don't need your direction No, I just realized real last one We last one So manly yeah, so we had those chicks from guys. We fucked and Legion is gang. I know I tried and we got it to a whole fucking thing Well, they have millions of listen millions

But look fine, I'm sure maybe they do I don't even give a shit I'm a fan of their show. I think they're they're the show is actually kind of interesting. Have you listened to it? I have a much Yeah, I wasn't being so Cousin sexy Um, the one chick is super sexy and the other chick's cute, too, but the other chick's kind of a con she got a really super country sexy and the other chicks cute too, but the other chicks kind of a con she got a really super county on Legion of Skanks on Legion of Skanks house. So not only that like all right, here's the thing big J was kind of being shitty to them and she was being a come back.

Here's what happened. Okay, here's what everyone. All right, big J is an asshole. Okay, I'll say it. Love that when she was here. Let me say that like this, he's a lovable asshole. But he's only have a nice to me like a big pluming like a big pluming whale but hole Yeah, like like up close it kind of looks like art and you're like wow, that's nice and the back of it

Oh, no, it's an ass like a Georgia O'Keefe and you're like, oh, it's a fucking dirty asshole from South Jersey So fucking he's just ripping these chicks making fun of the show making fun of the numbers making fun of them making fun of them Making fun of them being open-micres not being passive gloves, which he does he's being a fucking asshole and it's kind of funny I'm a little uncomfortable because I invited them on I wasn't being shitting at all and either was Dave so we ended up talking about this fucking that Duke stripper check yeah right yes stripper she's point star when it knocks yeah not it's not into it she looks like not that she is stupid

we can talk about that. That's fun. So we said we get into this whole fucking argument. The one girl, Corinne starts getting really shitty with Dave Smith. She starts calling him a hack. What? Yeah, so it's all my, she's saying. Which by the way, if you know Dave Smith's act, there's nothing hacky.

I know. Like, he does do with David's act kind of, but it's like, I'm talking about jokes, exactual jokes. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I was like well He's got hints of a telling him but she's a she's your best friend Under the train throw

He's the furthest thing from me. He's doing a big J and big J's doing it. I'm sorry So back to this so do this shit kind of here's a problem. They start lashing out at me and Dave Because they're afraid to lash out a big J Okay, because big J looks like he sells t-shirts back up Gently because I think big J could crush them more or Because he's a bigger name. I'm not I think they're just being a little more dick sucky That's not being Rudy is a bigger name. Yeah, I think that's really what it is not that he could slam them more He is just like I'm friends with big J and I don't call it big J the same with it. I go at Dave

You know I'm saying it's just a weird thing. I don't know. It's like an absolute thing right? So this but after it was all said and done we stopped the podcast and we're walking to the train and I just made a joke about Something and she was like you're just not funny What you said like that and I was like all right, we know can go fuck yourself. I'm not gonna sit here and fucking, like, I don't even get what the fuck happened. But otherwise, I was thinking about it. I'm looking at the right cast, folks, sir. Fucking, why are you sucking bad vets

at the concept of their show is the same thing as guys we fucked. It's just two girls freely talking about sex. Yeah. So yeah, so we found out that basically that podcast was, it's the same as, you know what, I will openly say. So they're hackies, have you trying to say I'm saying the very hack thank you Chris scope thank you Mike Vicki on from the past thank you Mike Vicki on prequel

Mike Vicki on the waiting to the swim dude do not fuck that chick next Friday night I'm like this don't stop him from living with me I need wrap to it you can't see yourself for the future will be altered. We got to back to the future too, Mom. Mom, just let the thing happen. It's like a looper.

Yeah. You got to shoot himself. Oh, pick him and scope up his looper. That thing is, I can ask you, Lou. He said some shitty to her on the train. Like, I said, I said a joke. I made a joke about something. I remember what I was saying.

He said some shitty. I will tell you now now it was some shitty. Your joke is shitty. I know you and I know the way you talk to me, other women. Women should see that you can't control. I know the way you talk to them. You know what? A little bit shitty. I got a back Kelly on this one. She does. If she's like a Lewis anthropologist, she's studying several, several layers of Lewis. You probably did say something that wasn't the nicest. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, I don't. First of all, you don't fucking know this chick. At first of you actually watch the porn, you know she has fucking slices up and down her legs. She's a fucking cutter, dude.

Yeah. This bitch is bananas. Okay. And if I'm telling you to shut down the daddy issues, okay? So we say this and they're just going, no, no, she doesn't have daddy issues. You don't know. It's like motherfucker, you don't know.

And I can just deduce from all of the variables surrounding this 18-year-old chick that she probably has some fucking issues with her fucking upbringing. Well I did. Yeah. I've never said the word deduce and I know that quick time out. Lewis should always have a warrant. Yeah. This is the greatest.

Lewis looks like the most macho fairy godmother. It's like what do you want? Do you want to go to the dance and make Prince charming? I'm an American habit. It's like it helps him focus Like the bright and shiningness So here's the thing with Bellinox if you are in porn that doesn't necessarily mean you have daddy issues But when you are in porn where you get choked in the shit kicked out of you from that fucking game. She took a fucking 11 inch cock.

Yeah. That's crazy. What? Five foot two. She's crying because she's getting face fuck so much. That's kind of a hellet. Look, and I don't even give a shit dude. I don't even, I'm not even shitting on a girl for doing porn.

More power to you. I watch porn. Do what the fuck will you want to do with your pussy and your dick and do what you, if you want to get paid and fucking camera camera that's fine but don't tell me that that person that does that doesn't have issues ground like saying if I didn't have daddy issues of I'm like you're a comic you've got that is just a big yes of course that's why I'm on screen every comic does there are some comics that are perfect upbringing and everything was fine and dandy but the good one this didn't even know I don't know if it's daddy issues because the right I don't even know. I don't even know if it's daddy issues, because I don't like,

if she wants to do porn, go for it. It's fine. I'll probably watch it. No problem. But what I don't like is that she's disguising it as a, well guys had to pay more school in. Yeah, her dad's a doctor. Her dad was a doctor when to Afghanistan.

She had money. I don't know. She would have gone to porn, regardless. The point is, eventually, she is. People are like, oh, you shouldn't sludge him. She had money. I don't know this like she would have gone to porn Regarde People are like oh you shouldn't sludge shame her if you are going to fucking camera for money Okay, if you do that and people find out people in your workplace school your family friends People are going to call you a slut and that's par for the course and you shouldn't be surprised about that And I'm not gonna feel bad for her. Oh, my god. Everyone's calling me a slut

You fucked on camera. You're kind of a slut. It's like, listen, it's the equivalent of, now I'm not really down with the slut shaming is, I don't even know what that means. There's degrees of it. It's what I do to you, Kelly. There's different degrees of slut shaming. There's like, you're a whore, you shouldn't wear that dress.

Look at the way you fucked too many dudes, there's that. But when they get to porn, when the super, hold on, when the super liberal people get to porn and they're like, down slut shame her. She's doing porn, she's the power woman. It's like, well now you're taking away our argument to say, I'm not slut shaming her. I'm saying, it's clearly something happened to her.

Yeah. That was bad. That, that, and she's not a powerful woman. That let her tell me that this bitch is in power But you're saying with with fucking on camera. It's like saying if I have a bad set on TV And then someone's like hey dude, you're not funny. I'm like hey don't shame me. I'm powerful I know I put myself out there. I put myself on you know what I mean to be If you do have a good set then you have people do that anyway. Yeah, so it's good

I'm not saying the bell notife didn't have a good set because she was nailing it in those videos. I can't watch it. I definitely jerked off to it a few times. Did you? I can't get off. It was so rough. Yeah, I can't get off.

It was a lot more rough than I thought a little bit. And I was like, don't just say that if you want to do porn, do porn, that's fine. Well, don't disguise it in the fucking. I didn't jerk off the 11 inch dick one. That was a little too much. I did jerk off to the three so she had it. You are a you are a guy that looks like he washes his hand with lava soap So of course you're off the porn

Brute. Oh, yeah, I mean look did there's a marketplace for rough porn and there are people that were like really really really really rough sex I like to get smack around a little bit a girl could fucking smack me or punch me and I'm kind of into that Hey, you know, I have no problem with you. I have no problem with your fancy wand. What people want to do with their bodies, but just, I mean, come on, dude, expect, you're gonna, if you're gonna fuck on camera and whatever the parameters are surrounding that,

people are going to fucking, they're gonna... I don't necessarily agree with that, though, because it's like what Dan said. If you do a set, everybody seems to have an opinion. Like you have a set and and you could murder you're gonna have these people who are just in bad places in their life They're gonna get on the internet anonymously and try to slam you exactly what it is It's all these other people that are upset at themselves for some reason and they're like yeah Listen the fact of matters Bellin ox. I don't give you shit what she does. Yeah, whatever I don't think she's I'm not gonna call her a slut

I don't know where she isn't done anything to hurt me. All I know is her porn makes my penis soft. What is it? Because it's fucking, it looks like she's being hurt. Can I, can I, can I, can I say something? I'm a problem. Yeah, just one quick question, I'm sorry Mike. What, what is the definition of slut?

I think I mean, my definition, my personal definition of a slut is a girl that uses sex to hurt other people. I was gonna say if she wears makeup. Anybody in the deal. She's asking for. What? My, my kid is old school value. A woman that's not willing to have children and make a hot dinner for him.

Those skirts, those skirts gotta be below the knees. Yeah, right. But I, I, I think I've always looked at I love color. I think this is the definition of a slut. But I think by the fucking web series dictionary, a woman who has many casual sexual partners. No, I don't think that's a slut. I don't think that's a slut at all.

But you know, Dan's for a promiscuous woman. No, no, no. A woman with low standards of cleanliness. You're describing, okay, Cupid. No, Dan's a girl who is a celebrity. This is the web series. Yeah, no, I don't know. The girl. This is the web. Yeah, what you mean?

You're going to be interrupting Kelly at a good point. But oh, God, so got Kelly. Uh, you were saying that it would that that's a perfect explanation. I think I'll use a pussy to fucking be awful. I'm not giving you my opinion on what slot is. I'm giving you the definition of the dictionary. Who is this webster? You guys are giving me your opinions on this.

But to me, slut has been put on too many women that don't be the same way racist has been put on too many people discussing shit where they're like, oh, we're a racist. Well, no, I'm not. I'm just trying to discuss something. It's gotten overblown. It's a term that liberals, the super super liberal people the most annoying of all the politically correct fucking all the way to the left which by the way you're just as annoying as all the way to the right

Those people maybe more annoying way more By the way people all the right at the very least it's very much like just based off of common sense and their values Well, if it's as wacky as religion, I at least you can understand that person makes a fucking common sense all the way to the right doesn't really exist. But at least their beliefs are so silly that you're like, well, you're like, well, you're a strong. But that believes a strong and built from a foundation. But the other like, oh, Ibu liberals are the ones that go, what did Colbert say? Well, the hashtag man called BAM. Let's start a militia. Those, yeah, those people are the ones that want to just have everyone like them

Whereas the right they're just like sticking to their guns to the point where you're like well, you're wrong Why can't you let up a little bit? But at least they come from a strong place? I think both are fucked. Yeah, I think if you're on either side you're fucked I don't know how we got right here in this Can we get back to slut shaming? What we are talking about? And it says woman and I disagree with that, I think a slut is any man or any woman who just casually has sex with a person,

and it doesn't fucking matter to them. Permis-permiss-curity, I think that is the definition of being a slut. I'm not saying that that is wrong. I'm just saying that I do agree with that definition. I was a slut for many, many, many, many years. But you have to sluts negative terms. Aged by the way.

It's a negative term. It is kind of a negative term. It's not kind of it is I'm really gonna hold your feet to the fire here I just want to be in the conversation I want Mark Rickian to get angry I'm just saying when I was sleeping around and sleeping with many partners and that's how I'm mad

some of them were you know what you call them partners yeah I'm like I guess we're cutting a fucking business deal so if you're banging in a fucking I call them partners. Yeah, I'm I guess we're cutting a fucking business deal so we're banging in a I call them participants, but I should I was willing participants. I am Currently don't don't give into that rate culture. Oh, no, I can't I am currently ashamed of the person I was at that time Yeah, I wouldn't want my son to know how many sex partners I've had You know sex many sex partners I've had. You know what I'm saying? Sex partner. Sex partner.

Hey, James, check out this video. It's called Sex Partner. That's like a TV show. I'm not moving. That's a bad ex-partner. It's starring shit in Tweet. Louis Steggoman. Louis Steggoman.

But you know what I'm saying? You should be ashamed. It isn't a negative thing to be a slut. And you should be ashamed if you're just fucking people randomly. I mean, I don't do that. I don't know if a slut, and you should be ashamed if you're just fucking people randomly. I mean, I don't know, dude. I don't know if I do. Because you go through phases where you're in a long-term relationship, then you get out

and you need to explore and you need to live your life. I wouldn't label these phases that this person is this all the time. We're different things in different phases of life. I really think once the intention gets turned malicious, as far as using sex, then that's like, that's where you're being a slut. Like if you're like, I don't think every slut is malicious. Do you know what I'm saying? I've had sex with plenty of sluts,

you just were like, do me and Dave Smith have double team girls, and they were just sluts, they weren't going, I'm gonna make these guys fucking buy me a boat. Like no dude, they, she was just being a slut. Is she fucks on? Yeah, she's fucking the wrong two dudes, they're gonna have a boat.

Where she wanna skiff, that you're gonna steal from a dog? Lou, can I ask you a question? That's a shitty metal boat with an engine for a scuba gear. I think the paddles on the side. Just swimming. This is like, well, I can give you my water wings. She's slutty and stupid. Carrie, what are you gonna ask me?

Like, as a girl who is single, and has been single for four years, how would you, if you had to lay all me a slut, if you had to, and I'm not like, juxtasized. Come on, if you were, when I say promiscuous, I mean, if you would just go, hey, I'm drunk, I'm gonna fuck tonight, and just gonna fuck tonight.

Even if it's not gonna hurt his feelings, you think that's being a slut. Yeah, see, I don't agree. I don't agree with that either. I think if you are just fucking hurt his feelings, you think that's being a slut. Yeah, see, I don't agree. I don't agree with that either. I think if you are just fucking anybody randomly at any given moment, that you're a slut by definition. Well, if I met a guy and I fucked him, we're back to his ass we fucked.

And then, if I'm gonna say one time, I'm just saying if that's your life and that's what you're doing, yeah, you're a slut. I'm gonna say, dude, if you have a one night stand, you're not a slut, it is a slutty thing to do. No, a one night stand is a slutty thing to do. No, I honestly think

As far as you're doing a Kurt mess compression I honestly do guys Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're honestly damn. That's what's up with rape There's not a nut. I That surprises me lose that you'd have that opinion. I know it really surprises me But it's just because you're labeling you're labeling something what he's got that he's got a pilgrims perspective Really? I'm not a team women. I'm saying men too. Man does not define in just a man. It's not different

It's different. Your opinion is super promise keepers I think I want to go to meet with other men to come a better man But if I fuck a guy we go back to his house and then I say to go to meet with other men to come a better man. But if I fuck a guy, we go back to his house and then I say to him, hey, I'm just going to go home now because I want to sleep in my bed and he goes great, no problem. Yeah, which sounds like the greatest thing ever. It really does. Is that being a slut?

We both got our rocks off. We're separate, no one got hurt. It's called being an adult. I don't think that- I hate that you think that. If you just, let me say don't I also don't care If you're slut, I don't I think you're really thinking that I'm going to go I'm judging that person But slut is I think the thing is a slut is a negative term. You're not you're not using it. I was a

But it's I'm negative. It really I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was fucking a lot of people. Yeah, I was a male slut Okay, I was a slut. It's such a funny, like, arrogant kind of statement. I wasn't doing another wrong, I was just banging a bunch of bitches. I had another wrong with it. I'm just saying, let's call a spade a spade here. I'm not saying that. Whoa, I'm not saying that.

Whoa, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm never banging a black chick. Are you crazy? I love black women. Excuse me, my girlfriends have black, so. Good for you. I'm offended.

And good for you, because I love black women what am I what are you saying we're not going to see you on Tinder I'm just saying that why why are we hiding why are we running away from a term I mean look look at the definition of what's not as the person who sleeps a lot of people yeah that's it I mean who cares a rose is still a rose by any other name motherfucker okay that's what it is the name the name has the many of the name has changed Here's about what slut. Horrible. He's a fuck dude. All right. Who is actually somebody who sells himself? All right, Lou Pock Shit

Brandis got a baby shit. I think it's just how you use you can use the term It's it's a term that you can use to really hurt someone. It's a negative term. If you're like you fucking slut you're like that, that can hurt. It's super negative. It's super. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.

I miss you. What's more herfiel for a girl? Contour slut. What's more herfiel for a girl? Contour slut. What's more herfiel for a girl? Contour slut. What's more herfiel for a girl?

Contour slut. What's more herfiel for a girl? What's more herfiel for a girl? I mean it should. You're just, yeah. Slot is for miscus. I want to get back to Scropoopus questions. Yeah, so that again, what's more herferal for if you get call the Slat if someone calls me a slight it's so upsetting because I know that I'm not one. I know absolutely Cunts fine. I didn't care because that means I'm being a bitch or whatever. I'll follow that up But a slut it's like it's so negative and so mean and so judge mental so judge mental about my life

You don't know me. You don't know what happened between me and by the way the only people who slut shame It's not fucking dudes like me. I don't give a fuck. I'm not gonna go. What you just said No, that's not you're out of your mind. Okay, Kelly How do I sludge anybody? I'm a good. Oh my god. What a slut Kelly for soup. I don't get the fuck What's your business? I said anybody who sleeps right now time I'm probably talking this way because she needs to get laid No, no, this is what happens when a sluts revmed up This is what we like to call

Slut over No, but what Kelly I see what you're saying you thought that he was using that term Lewis I get what Lewis is saying Lewis is almost like one of these guys that's like calls black people the N word and it's like, but I got no problem with them. I got no problem with them. That's the one. They want to run around and around.

I'm not even saying that I call people. They want to jig it up, go for it. Why? And then it's like, but what you're saying, I get what you're saying. You run away from a term. Who get it is what it is. What's dude?

But Kelly is saying that when you say slut, that means you're using that term in that way. Yeah, that you're using that word Be mad at web series dictionary then not you're not saying hey slur a slut. Whoo. You're saying you're a slut Who am I saying that hold on? Who did I say that about no, but that's the thing? You're just that I said no, no, no, well, this is thing thing you're saying that the word slut to you, it's like, well, if I want to be a slut, but you should have the connotation in it when you say it, which is negative. I don't want this podcast to be you to verbally scissorsing for.

If my daughter, if my daughter, if I daughter and would call my son, or my son was promiscuous, I would call them a slut. You're going to be a slut. Yes. And it wouldn't fall after you've been good job. It would call them a slut. You would call James a slut. Yes, and it wouldn't fall after you think. Good job. It would not be a pause in the thing, dude. Let me tell you something. I would fuck a lot of people in my life,

and it because I came from a place where I was exposed to sex at a very young age. My mother was a prostitute. I fucking, I had a weird thing about attention from women. I was a fat kid growing up. I had a lot of different variables and factors in my life that made me want to go out and be promiscuous. Quote, quote, unquote, daddy issues. You know what I'm saying? That's it. And the reason I went out and I lashed out that way and got that

attention was because I had those issues. I do not want my son to have those issues. And I'm I'm saying most people, I'm not saying everybody, but most people that are very promiscuous, that are sleeping with a lot of people on a regular basis, they have some sort of issue and they're looking for some sort of attention and it's not a positive thing. Agreed. Most of the time. May I? Sometimes though.

I don't want to get, I don't want to get like, you know, sort of down and whatever, but sometimes like, someone like myself, I've been single for four years. I can't help it. I would love to find a man, but I can't so I'm slowly going through these fucking idiots to try and find one that once The stand still be for five minutes. I don't feel like I have a choice to stay Monogamous with someone right now because I have not been able to find him and you know what? But this is this is a good argument because I know exactly what you're talking about because I went through it Oh for a lot of years of when I was drinking and I was going through it And I was I was having sex with a lot of women looking for validation too

But the thing is it's like you find a way Lou dance talking to you but you guys I don't want you God damn it. How does Bobby keep you two separate? What the fucking do again? I got a text message and I have a baby at home So if I get a text I have to check it. Okay, and I already told Bobby that I would text but I have to check guys Sorry then back to my point, which is this I get it Sometimes you can't find a person to settle down with yeah, so you have so you're going out there However, there's a difference between you being single and and and dating and then just being like I'm gonna get I'm gonna get fuck tonight and like going out.

So I'm not at all. Yeah, I'm not. Which I get, but that's where I believe let's determine like if you went out, let's say you dated a guy and it didn't work out between you and you didn't like him so you wouldn't fuck his friend. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's malicious if you add the if you had malicious into it then it is I just don't agree if you have a different place in your life Lewis no my you're in a different place in your life So don't sit up there in this different place and you're in a good place and that's great

But then judge everybody else who was in the place Everybody kind of slutt is a judgmental term. It's my judgey if you have a one night stand whether you're a guy girl Married single whatever you want to do it is a slutty move and if we want want a fucking sugar coating and pretend that it's not, I don't know why she just did that. It's not but it's different. First of all, it's different connotations between man. You can call a man to slut all you want and he'll just be a hero. He's a hero.

He's a hero. You call a girl that it'll hurt her. Yeah. So it's different. You can't act like it's all the way. So here it is. Which brings it back to the original point, which is these girls that you are having this argument about Belanox and they were saying that she does not have

dad issues that she's not doing this and my point is she clearly comes from a family that can afford to go that she can afford to go to Duke University. Yes. She comes from a family that can do that. So she is doing porn for a reason that is not specified. I just don't know that. I don't know that. And you don't know that. I don't know that. No, she did say that. she did say that You know when I she said that she would probably be doing porn Maybe not right now, but in the future she would be doing because I truly believe that something yes something dark happened Hello the cutting on our legs you can't no one cut themselves when their fucking parents were both there I have no cuts no cuts no cuts to parents

I grew up yeah, I grew up dead dead have no cuts no cuts to pair yeah i grew up dead dead sister no cuts uh... that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the point is but i think that that that that that that that that that that that that we're talking about

the original conversation was their podcast mirrors another podcast that's on the right cast now And we are we are talking about before the show women I believe Don't handle fame as well as men initially get that look at big butt knocking shit around But you know, maybe now Kelly you want to talk about this, but you know, I'll talk about this This is my I would love to hear my my as well old timey fucking take on this. I don't have an old timey take I had a very progressive view. Why is why is Louis Shaken is at it?

I don't like the way you coming at me with this heat, bro. No, I just think that you love it I think you're oversimplifying the words it's equal for all people. It's I don't think it is like Can you never speak out me and Ryan again? Maybe we're in Webster's dictionary It says that but the connotations in real American society. It's much different. Yeah, I ¿Qué no? ¿No te lo digo en mi rame? Maybe in Webster's Dictionary, pero con la connotación en la verdad, en la ciudad de la América, es más diferente. ¿Es como un idioma de la verdad? ¿Sueñas con un futuro más allá de los estudios de grado? Gracias a las becas de post-grato en el extranjero de la Fundación La Caixa, puedes estudiar

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Look at that Sicilian face. Full blood Italian? Yeah, I got me. Yeah. But anyways, back to this thing is, I really want to talk about it. Yeah, women getting initial fame quickly, getting fame quickly, I think women don't handle it as well as well. How do they handle it, Dan? I feel like it goes directly to their head and they try to change their lives immediately without realizing that it's a fleeting thing

I don't know relative to women, but I don't think a lot of men handle it well. Well, there you go, but I don't but I Fuck you equal opportunities. I'm sick of this shit, bro The fuck man. I'm standing here. I've noticed it more on dance point I've noticed it more with women.. I've noticed it more with women. I've seen men get famous and women get famous. I've seen the women not been able to handle it a lot more than men. And I think I figured it out because I don't want to.

I'm not talking about, no, I'm not talking about fame in general. I'm talking about quick stuff. Over night shit. Yeah. You look at Schumer Schumer's built for years. She's been on the study rise. Slowed up there. And she's still the same person. Amy is still the same person.

I'm kidding, by the way, Amy's a sweet person. I've seen other women get stuff and all of a sudden, is that who they really were the whole time? I know we've joked around on the show before about a certain show on MTV, where a lot of women, all of them, yeah, we all know that Freddie. MTV Chris. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a certain show on MTV, where a lot of women, all of you MTV reps.

Yeah, we all know that, Freddie. MTV Chris. Yeah, fat, fat, fat, Freddie, fucking totally changed. But yeah, they changed, that was the first time I saw it, where I was like, oh shit. Like women that were like, bye, bye friend, that's been with me. Now I don't know the circumstances of that,

but I've seen it enough where I'm like, wow, when there's smoke, there's fire. Do you think it's that the those particular women or women in general uh... it's just a bit of it and so for you to say it's women and i don't have enough evidence to say it's what it's all right i don't have a bit of it it starts with your ovaries

yeah i don't have a bit of it i don't do it i don't know if there's any generalization between fucking women getting famous and that did. Here's the thing I think in general fucking women are assholes So they're gonna act more like assholes when they have access to cool shit women. I don't hate women I just like you're saying The counts I like that you've painted Lewis is like this misogynistic

Not at all. Yeah, I like Lewis is actually pretty much being like, hey, it's even men and women are both sluts. And then Kelly's like, painting Lewis like he's like, you shoes off, yeah. God damn devil women with your ovaries. It looks like the devil's horns. Yeah, Kelly's, that's why it's there. Kelly's guilt of fucking a bunch of dudes

is seeping into her right now. So she's, I'm talking about her. I don't gonna fuck what you do. It's like if you were like bringing something up that I like and I'm like, well, what about it? It's if you were like bring something up that I like it. I'm like, whoa What about it? Just didn't like doing that on the way. Wait, wait, K. Vaz. He said let's be honest about all this You guys can't say that because that's a name please put it on

Fuck we created that I own that What it's Rodney it's Rodney Murray Rodney Rodriguez Yo son, I'll be saying, climb you, be crazy. Yo, for real though. For real though, I'm gonna do 40 minutes in between this next comic. Welcome to Bar Four Day. Oh, you suck my ass, Bo-Sea.

I can't do it, Bo-Sea. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's another fun segment. But, back to four. He was one, he honest is one that got fucked over by this shit. He didn't get fucked over dude. Here's the thing, here's a problem with comics, okay? We really think that comedy matters. We really think that our fucking jokes that we spend our time on

really is the big deal and the big fucking picture. Okay, and in reality, it's not, it's looking good on camera and being able to fucking interview other celebrities or being able to act or being able to do all this other shit. And then comedy is something that we get to do and it's a lot of fun because we do those other things well. If you look at anybody who's successful in this business, why do you think Bobby Kelly is in fucking acting classes to this fucking day and he's doing pilot after pilot after pilot because he knows in order to get to that next level, he's got to on to a fucking TV show we are we are egomaniacs and yes I write better jokes

and most of the fucking girls that are on these little shitty shows but it doesn't matter I'm not the dude that's gonna go and tell other 15 year old girls how to fucking attract their would love that. Oh my god. You don't call Lewis code Lewis code. Lewis code. You want to keep a man happy. Suck that dick. Don't be a slut. Boom. Done. That's the last code. But how do you set the suck one dick? It's one. That's a conundrum, bro. I would. And I know this. Lewis will show them how to suck a dick. Lewis is the guy to actually instruct me. Give me a hand clip. Give me a hand clip I'm just saying to wait like that, that's the thing, it's not my handling fucking fame. Like, we can't handle girls that are less funny than us on stage. In this little spectrum, we can handle that.

It's not them not being able to handle the fame. We cannot handle, you know, that are less funny than us getting more famous and that doesn't matter. You don't think it's, you don't think at all, it's some of these people don't handle it as better as others. You know, that's the thing, that's the thing that's not happening. You know that our less funny than us getting more famous and that doesn't matter. You don't think it's, you don't think at all.

It's some of these people don't handle it as better as other people because I disagree with you. I don't really know how these people are handling it. I'm on him to a lives like that. I'm saying I'm, I'm saying I feel him change. And I think it's especially with, Well, Kelly, you said this about me recently. You said you were like,

Lewis, you're the only one that I know out of all the guys here that if you got famous, I think you would change. What did you mean? You think I would fucking change, Kelly? I that if you got famous I think you would change. What did you mean? You think I would fucking change Kelly? I'm a... Guarantee Lewis would not change. I'm a... Are you out of your fucking self? Because he is the most stubborn cock stuff in the world.

Just be body-slaving people and big stages. I can't. I'm so gay. I almost hope you get you... I want... I would kill to be in that room where a stylist is like, Lewis, we're gonna have to take off that old UFC shirt. He's like, really? Why don't you try get off when you're fucking conned? That was the fashion designer for NBC. No, but I think, no, I'm talking about extreme fame, low-loat. Like, you're the own one person I know that if you got extreme,

you started dating a Kardashian, it would be fucking nuts. No, I'm the one who's fucking the crazy. And then I was fucking it. I would always help out the people that have helped me out. No, no, no, no. I think he would punch the paparazzi. You're in his face. You're in his face. That's the only reason I want it to be famous.

You would Kanye some people. No, he would be worse. Because he would have a power behind it. Yeah, yeah. He's thrown punches in real situations. You would lose all of your money, the paparazzi, because you would hurt them, break their camera, and then you'd have to have that.

You'd break an orbital bone. Millions of dollars worth of this. Stand up and pose in front of them. You're like, are you other fucking cock suckers that are taking pictures, wanna piece of this? You just broke Ryan's face. I said, I did a husband on. So melted on one side, because you've worked with bones.

I don't agree with that, Fistuka. I think, no, that Fistuka I think I think Kelly would change oh no Kelly would fucking change so fast We don't know you well enough because you're never you never let us really get a glimpse of who you really are from More than three Wow Wow Questionler ask me a question about my life and but none of you have ever asked me Oh My mom used to tell me something Kelly. She asked me how my day is

It was also a slut Oh You know what though you know what damn I got it Not true Kelly Kelly she Least your mom made money from it. Oh, man. Oh, oh, yeah, she did good. Oh, Jesus.

Hey, we can do this. You want me to talk that about? We do. The gloves have come off. Yeah, it's great. My mom was cooking and going to church. So I don't know how you guys are raised. This is Vecchio, the sweetest lady in the world.

That's right. I want to meet you, Mom. You make a good ball of ice. She makes a sweet rigatoning. Yeah, God damn it. Nothing like having the house smell like a big ziti on a Sunday afternoon. I come to you all to me. Every Sunday.

Every Sunday. Back to Kelly changing scope of go. Kelly, which Kelly is very big in this comic world of where she's at and she thinks who's better than. Now, and if she got, if she got, can I say if she got, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's,

can I say if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's,

if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's, if she's up. That's the truth. You're both concerned about being better than each other. You're both concerned about being better than other open mic comics and other dudes that are doing guys like the dude. Just get fucking really good. And that's a lesson that it's hard that everyone takes a really long time to learn. I have a hard time with it now. There's people like Dan who I started with who he's fucking blowing me out of the water. But you have

to just realize we fucking started in this thing together and you can't fucking I can't be concerned with who's better than who. Which is a really good thing because that's like something that I think it took me a long time when I first started comedy to get over in the Second blowing everyone out of the water. Yeah, I was like why why am I Crushing it all the time. Why am I wind burning so many people face with my blaze the glory? I'm like crushing it all killing it tonight. I don't know. I can't see you so far behind it. It didn't I get a Montreal edition? Then you're just pecking at yourself, driving yourself fucking nuts.

Yeah, and you think both of them are doing that? I think you guys are in it to fucking gather right now. It's like you guys are fucking, you're, you're, you're, you're, they should, fuck, they should, fuck, they should, fuck, they should, fuck, they should, fuck, even old Mike, that's the end of it. I'm in.

He believes in me. He said they should fornicate them. Yeah. I don't believe in calling him ever. He's on the tits. Oh my god I'm in he believes in this They should fornicate though I don't believe in calling even one I don't believe in judging them if they want to fuck that should commit a sin I think We're specifically talking about this and it's like you guys you guys have this fucking bond And it's like you guys have this amazing opportunities These super young comics to be on this platform in front of so many fucking people you guys have this amazing opportunity, these super young comics to be on this platform in front of so many fucking people,

you guys should cherish it together and learn from each other about the experience. I think you guys are so concerned with fucking competing against each other. That I think you're not enjoying, you have an opportunity to enjoy this experience. I had people like Dan and Dave Smith that I started doing comedy with

that we got to kind of be in the trenches together and experience it with and you guys are so combative against each other. It's just weird thing. I don't think you're right. I don't it. You see I see what you say and I don't know if it's the same with you too but I know what you mean like us coming up we had the fucking we had a blast. We never worried about either one of us do it was unbelievable. It was not only once people are getting stuff that's when it's the time to fucking feel self-conscious and whatever but when you're very young when you're not doing it only doing it for a couple years and you're just starting out That's when you should be enjoying every aspect of this and not be even be worried about getting shit and hang out

And fucking be around the kitchen. I'm just fucking fun of everybody on the podcast I'm still worried. I'm more. I'm very worried about you know, I want to do this in the future But there yeah, you pick at yourself saying Actually, you're not gonna be fine About you you know you got a regular gig I don't even have a regular gig. Let me tell you I'm invited on occasionally Let me let me guarantee you three things number one your jokes will be excellent Number two you're room will be very organized. I'm organized. Now repurchase of Jesus.

You're gonna be lean looking good. Shirt off. The key is to keep your body fat below 8%. Mike, do you have a cross in your bedroom? I have a Jesus on my head. You have a few pictures of Jesus. I have a picture of Jesus and then my mother gave me a sacred heart picture that I have a long time in that Jesus. That's my college.

Yeah. Oh my god. I don't know about that. I Um, it's I don't want to even saying this. I know that you're not even gonna let me finish and you're gonna already gonna kind of jab at it. So dad anyway, what are you doing after the podcast? But um, sometimes being a lady, it's harder. Oh, no. So exactly. Let's say Eddie Pissar was a girl. Go, go, sorry, go. By the way, hold on, hold on, hold on. We're at 50 minutes right now. We'll take a break after Kelly's ridiculous point.

Go, go. The thing is though, you and Dan, you're bros in your do's, dudes, whatever. We rubble in her. Right, OK. I can't be a bro with you, Lou. I can't be a bro with you, Lou. I can't be a bro with you, Dan. No, I can't.

I'm bros with Asian Apollucci. I'm bros with Asian Apollucci. She's my fucking bro. I talk about the fight with her. She's an equal. She's, I don't know. She's a bully. She's been way better than me also.

But that's a fun amount. But there's been too many times where I've been in a green room hanging out with other comics and everything they do is made to make me to I'm aware that I am not on their level. I'm not part of their conversation. Well the next I don't get Hello's I got to them and say hey, how you doing? I've been sitting in green rooms with guys comics are like talking about Other female comics that fucked and then my friends and then I've piped up going guys This is gross and they're, what are you doing here? What are you doing here?

I'm just going. I'm just going. I just hate it. Here's the problem, okay? And I'm going to tell you right now, me and Dave Smith, about a year and a half ago, we were at Gary Veter show, and we were really like, I was in a very dark place. I was about to quit comedy.

I was about to move to LA and probably quit comedy. And I was sitting there and Mark Norma was there, Sam Marelle was there, Jermaine was there, there's a bunch of dudes over there that were just doing shit. And I said to Dave Smith and I was like, dude, what the fuck there Samarral was there germane was there There's a bunch of dudes over there that were just doing shit And I said to Dave Smith and I was like dude what the fuck do these guys think of me dude? It's like they do they fucking probably think I'm a fucking idiot. I shouldn't be here like really like in my fucking head Dave's not the same thing like yeah, dude it fucking sucks before we got Montreal

We were both really I was there with you guys that night. Yeah, I was drinking. Yeah, dude We were fucking we were in a really fucked up place about the way people saw us. Okay. And it was in our fucking heads. It had nothing to do with anything. The problem with, hold on, the problem with female comics, I think, is they automatically go to, oh, it's because I'm a female. You know, not everybody goes through that same stuff. You know what I was going to say in that case, like friends of mine who are successful, like Nikki Glazer and Schumer. You know what they would have done in that? They would have made no Schumer Jesus.

But they would have made fun of the people talking like that. They would be like, really? That's what you're fucking talking about. They would have used funny to fucking get in there and be like, I'm fucking fun. They would have said something that's funny to break that up. Instead of just sitting there going, guys, those are my things. Why didn't say anything? That's the thing I just learned.

That's a game that's your problem, that's your science. Did you say something? Like I don't get like, I think. I can't, it's hard. Now, but she could say something, or she could just walk out of the room. Yeah, but. Well, that's what I normally do.

And that's why I don't have that strong friendship groups with these people, because I can't connect with someone when they talk, because I'm not, I don't like them. I don't want to talk. Yeah, but who cares then? It's really about your journey. It's like when you go out at night, it's kind of like you gravitate towards the people

you gravitate towards, but it's really about writing and working. But I do understand what you're saying now. So I don't know about this whole, I guess it's fine to have camaraderie as a result, but you're actually going to gravitate to who you gravitate towards. Okay.

And feel comfortable who you're going to feel comfortable with. It's not really about any of that. It's about you like pushing and trying to get it I think, I think my problem was that early on, when I first moved here, everyone would be hanging out and drinking, and you do an open mic, and then you'd either go to a show, and if you were young, you didn't have a show, or you'd go to another open mic,

or you would stay where you were, make friends, get drunk as an open mic, or whatever. I never did that. I always went to stand up in New York and hang out for four hours by myself. But that's what I did. I never, whatever. I never did that. I always went to stand up in New York and hang out for four hours by myself. But that's what I did. I never did that. I never did that.

I think the problem with, because I did it, they're like the first two and a half years it's all I ever did was go to clubs, hang out. And that's how I started to know everyone really quickly out on the outskirts of like the open-mic scene, right? But I still, the problem with it was is that I lost the ability to form the friendships

Because those friendships went away from me and now I want to be friends with those people and I'm like not connecting with them I disagree with you because Tobacco Mike said about you gravitating towards the people that are like you when I first moved here I was doing open mics and I was going then and I wanted to stand up and I and all I knew was Lewis was a producer He had a show that's it. But I didn't know. I was, I'm not that kind of guy. It's like, oh, I should get close to Lewis because he's a producer.

I met a ton of other producers in this city where I was like, hey, can I get up? Lewis was honest with me. He's like, I'm gonna try to get you up. I know you do check spots. I'm gonna put you after Harris, Stanton. Let's see what you, you know, guest spot. And then with Lewis and I for the first month,

it was just, I would show up, hey, got any spots. And then all of a sudden, we'd be outside smoking and talking about wrestling or talking about something else Where you're like, oh you like that shit, too? We're having a women or sluts. Yeah, it's really hating women together. It's a lot of sluts, Shannon. Yeah, but we were, but by hanging out and me talking to him. That's the point I talked to him.

Oh, it's this, so I know you said you have this inability to connect with people because you're not fucking talking to anybody. Yeah, I think you also get nervous and then I watch you do this because, Kelly, you're being right now, this past five minutes is the most real you've ever been on this show in my opinion. You're being really you right now. And if you were really you and not so concerned with the way people are viewing you, which is, was my problem, I'd go into these shows, I'd go into these alt shows and I was so concerned with how people were viewing me that I'd sit at the fucking bar by myself,

just talk to the couple of people that I knew, and I wouldn't really be me. I think you get kind of nervous, and we react differently, like you'll still talk, you'll see, I think you just kind of come off as uncomfortable in those situations. You know? Because I think I am.

And there's nothing wrong with it, but you can't believe you being a girl. It is nothing to do with you. No, no, no, no, please believe me. You're telling me. You you can't believe you being a girl. It has nothing to do with you. No, no, no, no, please believe me. It's a bit of a female. Right. Please believe me when I tell you that, I never, like the chick stuff, like, I never want to be,

like I'm a comic, I'm not chick. And I know that sounds shitty. I never want to be. I don't want to be. I would never use it as an excuse. I want to be. I want to be. I don't want to be.

My inability to connect to people isn't the woman's, it's more of just me. It's me, it's me. And I don't want anyone ever say Kelly thinks that she's got a hard time doing to check. It's me, I know chicks that can connect. I know chicks that are, you know, that we're friends of Ever and Balaba.

And I always kind of break away. And your defense, if I wasn't a raging alcoholic, I wouldn't have made ton of friends when I first moved here. Yeah, cuz I was a guy It's like let's go get more drinks This guy's a good time I got him demons But it's about like being being yourself and then being organic and then having those because otherwise like there are some people in the who are just very like And I'm not there for successful

But they they're just very premeditated and like they look at a situation like I have to talk to this guy I have to smooge with this guy and those people yeah, I mean I had a lot of people are very very successful people And they strategy and they do it. That's just not who I am I think it's like I get I feel like sometimes I get burnt because I'll be really good really good friends with someone And a little of a sudden I mean let's just say she was a female. And let's just say started getting stuff. And now I can't connect with a person anymore. And if I do see a genuinely like, oh my God, how are you having seen you?

And they're like, uh huh, yeah, I'm good. And looking over my shoulder to see. Well, then you don't want to deal with that. I mean, I've been hit to my feelings. You have to carry in a French accent. You have to use a thousand fucking comics in New York. They don't, if you are worried about that shit, there's plenty of people who are more than that.

I worry about it. There's a dude who, you know, I saw he sort of a few years before me. This motherfucker's getting pretty famous, like pretty famous. I saw him in LA. Literally didn't even, I said, hey, what's up? He was like, I like walked away. I'm like, I was really, like I was in friends with him, but I was really cool with him. Like, I saw I bumped into him like was really, like I was in friends with them, but I was really cool with them.

Like, I saw I bumped into them like four years ago when he was in New York, like a big hug and fuck, and dude, now it's, and am I gonna, I'm not worried, my feelings aren't heart fucked that guy. But those people are gonna be those people. Pete Holmes. And, it was Pete Holmes.

And there, but there's like, there's just kidding, but I'm not. I'm not playing with Pete. But there is shit where there's guys that you're gonna know that all of a sudden get shit and change and you're like, who the fuck are you? Like, when did you, but those aren't your friends? Then they're not your friends.

I feel like something happened. We're not your friends. I know. I'm looking into your eyes. I do what I try to tell you. I'm well aware of it because. We are not. I know.

When I, um, I'll, I'll, that, that story for another time. We are not. I know. When I, um, I'll, I'll, that, that story for another time. It's fine. No, no, no, no, it's fine. What's the story? No, I remember when I, when I first started doing this show, um, it got back to me from a few people that I hadn't even seen, you know, that are watch Kelly. She's going to be a piece of shit.

She's going to change. Bubba, blah. Like, feel the sort of open-minded people blah blah blah I feel like what happened when I got this show is that the people I was coming up with disconnected from me because they were like well she doesn't need us now she's on Barbie show she got you know people like that but no but that's and then but then I was hanging out with you guys but you guys were too far ahead of me for me to be friends and connect with you guys. So I kind of got stuck in the middle where...

Then just lapped everybody in the head. Do you want to remain like I've been... I'll be right back. I got stuck in the middle, and now I'm trying to go back to people I came up with. And I feel like, not that I never did anything. I never like, threw my weight around, like nothing like that.

It was more that, know that's wrong. Trust me. Come on. Let's fucking set us up perfectly. I know. Right. Does that make sense? I kind of got stuck in the middle.

I wasn't. I was so far away from your levels to be friends with you guys. So I never was friends with you guys. You know what? My friends did when Bobby brought me on this podcast. Beat the shit out of me verbally. Y'all always was like, how's your two dads doing? He's like, you and you do Rosemba,

you working out your dad issues? That's what friends do. They bust your balls, they don't talk mine, you're back, they bring it right to you. You know what I mean? And it's fucking, you just gotta deal with that. We're gonna take a break. No guy.

I don't mean to get so long. I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back, Stone. We're gonna come back, Stone. Kelly, we get so long with us. No way. We did this one other time. We get one orange, we get one orange,

we're gonna do this here. My energy shows tonight. No way. no way. I can do it. Lewis and I might come back high And we'll do another 15 minutes because then Mike's got to go home and do his knuckle push up I think about his enemies. I like angry Vicki on by the way. Can I just verify it? It's great. By the way I will see if you don't know who Mike Vicki on his fall on Twitter. He's fucking one of my favorite comedians. I'm right. It's a burden to live with him. V, U, C, C, A, it's I, O, N, A. It's a fucking burden for him because every time I burdened his spell his name. Yes. Every time he walks out of his room and he does one of these, hey, you might

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I would rather watch old people fuck and paint dry at the same time They'd have to watch that again. Well, you could have done them. Yeah, you're right. I couldn't but I was I was getting another coffee That's what they call these days Man-Den did drugs Purple light no blue light black light And that why is everyone else awkward Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, The workout of the day. I know your code, dude. Dude. Mike. Did you not smoke weed before every show? I usually give it about an hour. Do you smoke weed and go on stage?

Yeah. Yeah. Not immediately. I can't do it at Jake. He's got to play a game of Frisbee first. Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, stereotype. Oh, my humor. I like Mark Wigginger when he's really angry and mean. I don't know. I'm never mean. This is angry I mean though. I love it. It's a guy in the world. I'm angry. I have a point. I'm intense I'm angry. By the way, I did I was just out in LA doing something to Mike was we were saying it

My buddy Nick Novicki's place for it. I said it. I said the morning of me I got to pick him up from my hotel. He dropped me off at Nick Novicki's place. Okay. The night before I got fucking annihilated, like, I haven't been this drunk in like two years. Drunk Lewis is a lot of fun. I was an animal, dude. We were at the comedy start, dude. At one point, I literally like, open my eyes. And I was like at a diner with Ari Shaffir and Annie Letterman and fucking, who else to mark Norman was there? It was a dude. There was so many fucking people was crazy All I know is I get dropped off. I mean up at Mike Vekion at Nicknick vicki's own midgets place

And then Mike's like hey, do you mind if I got like five more minutes of meditation left before I love you Mike So yes, I meditate and I'm like yeah, dude. I still feel good. I'm feeling all so I got on the bathroom while he's meditating. Just silence in the apartment and you just hear me. Seriously. No, it was from his, you know how these opera singers sing from there like, lower dive, that's where he was vomiting. Did he make this noise? This noise is always good for drunk time. Where you go? At the end. Where you puke a lot and then you go, there's no spirit left to throw up. You designed a bathroom sound to be so echoey. It's like when you vomit, dude, oh my god. It was so like from your gut. It was, I would dare to say it was from your soul. Did you finish your meditation? I would dare to say that. Absolutely. Lewis was in pain. Knowing that Lewis was in pain.

Actually, helped my meditation. I'm like, there's justice in the world. What a reconvomiting under the clay. I, Namaste. Yeah. Lewis threw up so much, he got old-timey values. He's like, have you seen the brownie? He's like, have you seen the brownie?

Yeah. Yeah. He threw up his coolness. He threw up your real ass dudeness. Yeah, man. And then we went and had lunch right afterwards. I knew it was a joke. Dude, I never felt bad.

You always feel good after a speed, though. My buddy, we were bowling in Denver one year when I was home for Christmas and my buddy got like a big raise and I was hammered. And he's like, let's go to Pete's kitchen which is this awesome diner in Denver and I was like Who's buying he's like dude? I got a good bonus. I'm paying I got out of the car and pulled the trigger I was like I want some room for food and just threw up all in the back I'm hurt. Yeah, I did I did a teenage girl. I don't know, but it was I had business crazy

I'm sick of the 11th grade. Yeah, I hadhake. That was it. I did that at a Penn State. Did you? I had a good time junk the night before. I woke up early for the football game and just couldn't get anything going. And I just went into the woods through a lot. And after I got back, I was ready to go again. That's when that moves the most appropriate.

Yeah. That makes it the creepiest. In the woods. That's what happened in the woods. I just came down to the woods. Show us on the stall. Yeah. Do you imagine you were in the woods? You raped ripe to girl here and Lewis's noises in the woods

Loses By words you mean other Puerto Ricans Hey, when it picks your car? What's up, bro? You don't got a messed tank up on you need a messed tank up Not funny He and you know what I was like he's like wow I drank a lot and then that turkey chili didn't help Like of course you're gonna vomit turkey chili. he's like, wow, I drank a lot. And then that turkey chili didn't help. Like, of course you're gonna vomit.

You're turkey chili. It's like, then I ate toxic sludge. But it looked good. One time I was so sick, I had a Gatorade, and I vomited so quickly afterwards that when the Gatorade came back out, it was still red and it was too cold. Oh, that's so bad.

There's something about Gatorade that does make you, but I think it's too much soda. too much so I was Kelly just had a Why get it we want a good roll there I Will never get a I will never get AIDS come to a slut Stop sleeping with so many dudes Can we stop Kelly shaming

You're so Australian Look at your tits and she's like We can sludge him we can't fat shame, but can we fat sludge him? That's what I want to know. You know what? You took way too hard of a stance on slut for me to ever let you use it again. You really took suck you hard-lined yourself so much that I can't let you deserve that wand. Not at all. I've become the opposite of sluttiness as I've got no done. Now I'm very... It's not the opposite. No, I'm like too hard I think guys lose interest because I want fuck them. Yeah, well, it's a lot of hand jobs. That's not gonna get you know

Not even that bitch not hand jobs. I just wait a while a wait a long time How long how long before? There's three the last guy was like four dates and we made out on the third and fourth day and in the fifth date We fucked yeah, but then you made out what a fucking Married guy. Yeah, I didn't know who's married and I was a little that's a little slutty. I didn't know who's married I do you've told me of married guys as you would fucking you would have a pair with yeah Yeah, specifically you said it and you said you like Yeah, but like what when we're talking hypothetical like comic club

I would I would never ever fucking be the other woman in someone's marriage or relationship that's disgusting. I would never do that So you can so I can maybe hypothetically go yeah fucking but I would never fucking do it You know what I mean to jolt well Never do it guys guys I'll agree Kelly will bang a married dude I was just thinking it that is that slutty you bang a married dude Yeah, that's disgusting. It's shitty right down the slut. All right. Well, it's not judge. It is what it is

Yeah, all right Mike as that the Mike Mike takes a fucking angry middle of the road stance. It's not a middle of the road, Sam. I'm just not a judge, I'm not a middle of. You're not one foot in one foot in one foot. And I don't like it that she calls you Lou. It gives you some kind of reverence. I think that I don't think you deserve. Not with the wand.

Oh, I think maybe you hide him. You hide him more than I do. I don't hate Louis. I love Louis. However, more politicians need to aim for the Mike Vecchio own vote. I think it's right down the middle. I don't have an independent thinker.

They're all over the place. Mike. I'm not all over the place, Dan. You know that. I was live, Michael. It's really good. Me and Dan have a working partnership in the living situation. Like I walk in. We talk. But then I don't burden them too much. I go right to my room. Let's me go right back to my room. He goes right to his video games and we have a healthy, spatial and emotional distance. See, he's having a lot of video games in there. Dude, if Mike had to be a character witness,

if I was like murdered and he had to describe to the court what I was like, they'd be like, well, he's high a lot in plays video games a lot. He could never have met it. That's children Never finished writing a script, but you're not too busy First draft, but you know, we gotta go and I have a contract that I have to work on I'm just saying you playing a lot of video games again I I don't know I say something and I say something in dance offense. He's not an idle guy. He's a worker. He's a functioning

He's a functioning guy quick Chris kill your looper He's getting too much information now. I don't want my looper to show up Guys like he's 80s like I'm 40. I'm like oh god. I aged two of He's three two much microwave God I aged two of my hand in the whole thing history too much my career Dance loopers just an old man looks like a fucking What's his name for fucking spider-man? Piedness for us to as well Nis for aughty. Yeah, you played nis for aught to what's for a two movie now?

It was like 1912 will him to foe Thank you. I look like a young Willem to foe. just had builtane. Your Looper is Willem Defoe. I would love that. I'd be like, really? Hey, Vosy, can you please make me a Looper? I'm getting a sonar. Willem Defoe, Looper poster. Please, K-Vosy.

Please make a scope of a young Looper. Oh, it's gonna be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, they are the same man. Just look, why are you upset? What's upset? You're listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. Because you want your've been listening. I'm listening.

Because you want your looper fine. I'm listening. Fuck you. Big Ange. What? Large margin. Yeah. On a night just like tonight.

Large margin. That's large, that night. I think that would be the funniest thing you've ever said. That's Kelly's looper. It's the most called large fisticas Lupert. I look great, true love. You do. I just want to learn what a Lupert was.

Well, my, it's movies, the talkies, as you call them. Is that what a Lupert is? I didn't know either. You see the movie Lupert? No. It was kind of cool, actually. I dug it. Yeah.

It was a decent movie. He was in it. Why? He was just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, just a good, It's high otherwise it wouldn't be able to get large margin That was good though You just you don't know when that day is gonna be one day you walk upstairs Man, this has been a fun episode. Yeah, it's been fun Mike. Thanks for coming in. Thank you guys for having me It's always a pleasure to be here. Thank you Bobby for having me, but then you didn't show I would Bobby's back. He really did call up like I son I gotta. He pulled the real Gary Soder. Yeah. That's not there yet. Check the mail in three weeks. I'm like that's enough time for you to go buy it and send it. I'm a real ass emotion. I'm feeling it. Yeah. Wow. That's my real ass moniker. I'm a you ass emotion. I'm feeling it. Yeah, how is Ellen? Wow, that was my real ass moniker. You do not have a trademarked.

I should try. I don't have checked with the patent office. Kelly, someone was driving back. I'll give you the money. A trademark real ass. He wasn't giving me money for my phone bill. No, I'm going to give you money to do dirty work for you. Is that what a slut is? Because I'm doing something malicious. No, no. I'm gonna give you money to do dirty work. Okay. Is that what a slut is? Because I'm doing something malicious? No, you banged me. I'm on the way back.

I'm on the way to the place. Yeah, you suck a dude off on the way to the fucking trademark center, whatever it's called. I don't know where it's called. It's called making somebody feel good. They would be a patent office. The patent office? Follow Mike Vicki.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's not a northerly horrific joke. I wanted to get over Oswald office. I didn't even acknowledge it. We haven't done the back then. I would never, I would have never acknowledge it. He was not swinging a miss. Guys. And just to let you know, can we name this episode that novel office? Yes, it should be. Well, after that fucking whiff. I need to acknowledge it. The fact that you

went back to looked at it. We got to fill 10 millimeters. Like a carcass on the highway. God damn dude. God damn it. Follow Mike Vekion on Twitter, at Comic Mike V. Correct? Yes, thank you.

One of my favorite people to watch in the city, Mike. Thank you so much. Can I also plug my podcast? Yeah. No. At PA pod. At PA pod. You at PA podcast. Yes. What's about? It's just us like taught me any guests on me Bobby. I was interesting It's just super radio station really am. It's super he's a super in calls right now

He's a super interesting guy because he's like a he was a street guy and he was in the military and he's openly gay And he's open like, oh, he's openly gay. They reach stories about Little Lord Finani. And then Ben Rosenfeld who is also a great young comic. You guys, yeah, you can hear him right after the shadow on the fifth radio show. Wow, all the world, all the world, tomorrow. Now, look at the PA podcast, my man down.

Get your, get your get your Ranger Randy red rider Boys overseas We really do it like a fire side chick Keep you wait down cigarettes Well, I passed over that too, so she's even. Oh. Oh. It's because Boatballer by Lewis Gomez.

Lewis J. Gomez. At Lewis J. Gomez, or if you search my new Twitter name, Lewis Gay-Jomas. What? Lewis Gay-Jomas, I changed it to. Oh, really? Yeah. What was that?

I saw there was a Twitter fight between you and another guy. Today it was quite funny. Do you know that guy? He's just a fan. Fade. Bobby takes it. Oh, he's so serious. And when people like, he literally said he hopes my son gets AIDS.

And. No, he said he hopes some. He'll do. He said a few years from now, his mom will be in hell. And my son will be walking around with an AZT prescription. It was a, it was a good call. OK. But I would do it.

I would do it. That's a good call, but I, I, I retweet that Dallas-Buyers Club just came out. Yeah, you don't know where it was. It does a little hop button fucking nature. Nature, nurture. So, um, yeah, no, but I think that's funny. And I retweeted it in a favorite. But he's a fan.

He said he was like, I could always be a fan. You know, yeah. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, for Suka, she made it. Maybe great, he just went with it. I always want fan of you and your aides, ridden kid. I'll come to the benefit.

Here's a little different. I posted a picture of James on Facebook, which is for my family and friends. Fasuka. And fans, aren't your fans, friends? And fans too. OK. Fasuka writes a thing, like, what's wrong with his hair?

I said, when's his hair going to get better? Yeah. If it's not, it's a different thing. You know what that means? Why me? There's something good. Is hair gonna get better? What's wrong with his DNA?

Yeah, it's just like, it's just not the right, she, no, I deleted it and I messaged her. I was like, don't fucking say shit about my kid on Facebook. It's just like, oh mate, so, people say so many worse things, but you get, like, that's, that's a form where like his family, like, beaters is and there's a sense of like his family like beaches is and This sounds like a familiar conversation that we've had before. Oh, well Lewis is that's the beginning of a war

Oh, interesting, isn't it? Fuck with me all day long. You idiot. Don't fuck with my son. That's what I'm saying. It is nothing You get it literally I'm the daughter of my father. I'm the daughter of my mom What do you mean? Like when you fuck with me? I have to protect Tell you this week on Bible speak Yeah, I can't fucking go back and say Ting, I don't know how you be it's cover Ting, it, let me tell you something It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's Listen to the show so I don't care if people fuck around and joke around about my son on the show But they don't get it my if you fucking with me on Facebook you holding a wand

This really takes down everything you that's fucking with you on Facebook That's nothing you fucked with me if you said hey, dude What's wrong with your hair? Whatever dude? It's a difference. I don't give a shit And if I fuck with you it's a joke about your handle If I fucked with your nephew if you posted a picture of your sister's son And then I said I'll look at this fucking you know stupid eyes whatever it is dude like that be fucked up because you have said that No, I didn't on publicly on Facebook you had your mind. I wouldn't do that I'm right. It might not right guys next episode

Kelly and Lewis finally bang It might not write about that that dance odor on Twitter dancing about hair. Yeah, I get that. It's a fun way. It might not right about that. That dance soda on Twitter. That dancing about hair. I get that. It's like no, it's hurt. I get it. Like her family isn't, they're not comments. Yeah, you know, it's off the table. Guys, we all know James has weird hair.

Oh my god, dad, how could you say that? No, I don't know. I said here because it's funny, it was climbing. It's, it's comedy, it's good timing. It makes sense there. Yeah, it's happening. It's good timing. I'm last, I'm last dance stand. And it's in is good timing. It makes sense there. I like what you just said. It's good timing. I'm last Dan Stander.

And it's in the right form. Like it's this where, you know, his ants aren't gonna listen to this. My answer, dead, Lewis. No, no, Jesus. Oh, wow. Okay, I'll thank you all. Chris, you have a father? I do have a father, yes.

Okay, me too, so. Yeah, that's why we eat. You're just still living? Yeah. I got one too, and he's the best. Well, look. Three hands. Three hands, too. I guess Lewis and I'll just sit on this side of the room where all the industry heat is

Mike Vecchio I had your hair cut. I would not take that from Now you ruin it all for history now you guys sitting it Sitting your smelly industry you go for shake Gomez Thank you got allfulness Sco. You got to plug anything. What are we in? Oh, yeah. May 2nd, 3rd. Me and Chris Scopo. Guys, come out. Watch me and Chris Scopo. Plus only Perez from the Hammer Fisting podcast. Add comics. It not comics. It Fox Woods.

And Joker's Wild and New Haven, Connecticut. Hold on. Edit that. Joker's wild and New Haven, Connecticut, May 2nd, and then the whole weekend, we're gonna be having some fun. Be an idiot. Yeah, we'll have a good time up there. If you guys come out, we'll fucking have some fun stuff for you. Yeah, yeah, be good time. Kelly, no.

Nothing? All right. All right, why texting? I'm looking at the stream to save this, anything funny enough to read out, but it's not. Oh, you're the end everyone that watched Kelly That's right Kelly says you suck. Yeah, you can catch me every Sunday at Laffing devil in my own city. There you go

Yeah, how some say thank you for listening Do you have anything I think everybody's thing oh rebodies, okay Bobby Kelly April 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th. Wow, 7th, 8th, 9th. We'll be at, uh, just for last Toronto, Canada. Be a lot of phone. That was three days ago, everyone. Let's do another six shows to Galu.

So we're gonna read him out. Yeah. April 18th, Bobby will be at the Wilbreath Theater in Boston, Massachusetts. Come out and see the local sun. May 1st, Harris, Atlantic City, the 10th at the chance in the Kipsy, New York, and June 5th, 6th, 7th, off the Hookahomney Club in Marco Island. Come check a Bobby out. Yeah.

Well, thanks for coming out. Dan, what do you think we did? Thanks for having me. Day, day. Day, day. Day, day. Day,oder.com. Cool. Good seeing everybody. Good seeing you.

I think we got a lot done today. I think we learned a lot about Lewis's hardline issues. We learned that Mike makes a nice penne. We learned that Chris is the future Mike. And we learned that Kelly looks like a fourth grade teacher with some dark secrets. Meal. I got bad hay, F either. And we learned that Lewis and Kelly still hate each other.

And I kind of like, and we always, and we learned to always give Lewis a wand because it makes everything he says. Makes everything better. Next time Bobby and List and hopefully me, I don't know. We have to discuss actually one year available this week and you two. Okay, all right. Bye everybody. We love you all. You've been listening to the YKWD podcast.

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